Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 39 - Headbanger Boogie

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

Julian's got a surprise for Ricky's trailer - and he's hired a crack team of removal guys to bring it! There's also plenty of weed chat, advice about smashing your face with a hammer, and a diagnosis of Ricky's f**ked-up nut!

Weekly episodes now on Trailer Prep Boys Plus. Doesn't it make more sense to when you smoke, to hold the shit in as long as you can? Does that, like, old school? Yeah, no, you can. Not many people do it anymore. That's really old school. Why wouldn't you do it, though? Does it make, have you done it?

I don't know, man. Just in and out. I know, but have you ever made, like, if I was doing this all the time, I'd be doing, like, like little experiments like that yeah holding it in maybe do write down a little journal i mean i'm sure it gets you hard but is it's just not as enjoyable and if you don't get enough you just rule another one it's just thinking about saving money you know what i mean oh fuck if you're on a budget yeah by all means yeah whether you're doing a bong hit or joint i think woody harrelson does that doesn't i have no fucking doubt he probably does he's uh

he's a gamer all right okay what we gotta do this man what level you at right now seven okay

is that good yeah you way more way copy that alright let's get some energy going might have

might have something coming at you today may not I'm hoping on it fingers crossed you're gonna fucking love it something's coming at you today buddy I don't

like surprises. Maybe I do. I don't know. You've got to like this fucking surprise. Let me tell you. We'll see. All right, let's get this going. You know what?

It's, you know what I'm getting sick of, man? What? Reading fucking, like, news stories and shit. Yeah. It's what are we like news, man? No, I know. It just started with me seeing these fucked headlines.

I'm like, I've got to fucking talk about this. I know, but is it the best thing that we're fucking actually doing this? I don't know if you want to. We're fucking do something else. Let's do something else. I'll do something else. But I don't know. The old man always said, if it's broke, don't fix it.

Yeah, but is it broke? That's what I'm saying. Are we broke? Is this like, is the show broken? Is it fucking? I don't know, man. I think it's great. It's fun.

We're just talking about the news. It's fun. All right. Well, we don't have to, but I mean, there's this fucking Ohio sanitation worker discovers a police suspect hiding in a trash can. Did you see this video? No.

It's fucking great. I can't believe it happened to somebody else. I thought I was the only one. Well, fucking show the video then. All right, you can see in the video, this fucking guy, the trash man puts the can in the... Realizes a fucking human inside of it. And the cops are there of dash cam footage,

and he's like, he's right here. But he jumps over the trash can, takes off, his fucking shoes go flying as he's running. It was a pretty good video. Anyway, so... It would have been a better video of me. That did not happen to just me. There is at least one other person that's happened to now.

Yours was more fucked because they actually dumped you. winded the fucking back of the truck man yeah see that's what when I looked at that it was like yeah I was I witnessed it man it was way more just the moral of the stories don't hurt hide in the garbage cans on garbage day that was my downfall so was his downfall yeah no man if you want to fucking do some different shit well I'm just saying I'm just I'm looking at this fucking story I got to talk about right now and I'm like are you fucking kidding it shouldn't be any it's a cliffhanging cafe on the side of this mountain man.

Like there's a guy, he's got a cafe set up for other. Who the, like, what is wrong with you, man? Who likes to, why do you fucking climb mountains? That's what I want to know. Like, what the fuck are you trying to put? I don't know. Do you get a view, I guess? No, man.

Or you just proved it. This guy's hanging. He's got a cafe. Just to say he did it, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I would climb up a mountain to go to a fucking cafe. No, man. That's what I'm saying.

Well, it's maybe. If there was like a. a raging bar at the top of a mouth, maybe. Cliff coffee. Yeah, that seems a bit fucked to me, but... Oh, we're supposed to do a PAS, or what are they fucking called? What are they called? What?

I don't know what they're called. When you tell people not to do something. What? What do you mean? It's called something, but I don't remember what the fuck it's called. Okay, okay. What are we... What are you talking about?

Stop smashing your fucking faces with hammers to make your face more chisled. It's fucked. Why are people doing this? Don't know, man. Breaking the cheekbones and fucking tap, tap, tap, fucking, oh, I'm looking like Julian now. Shut up. All right, so who's doing this?

Where? That's a fucking trend on TikTok. So they're actually, I don't know anything about this, man. Yeah, man, it's fucked. So they're tapping away where they hammer are on their skull, and it's breaking, it's crushing bone. It's, oh, yeah, and they're trying to, I don't know if they're trying to make it swell,

they make their cheeks bigger, or it's more prominent. But doctors are saying It gets fucked The damage this can do Man People are paying you to get this done No, they're doing it to themselves, man You guys are fun

If you guys are out there smashing your faces With hammers You're fucked Get some help, man Jesus Christ All just to try to look hotter To attract somebody Probably have the opposite effect

Your face is all bruised as shit See look at this is another story a unique ant species that consists of only queens that reproduce with males. Like, who wants to talk about that? I don't. I don't either, man. Oh, then there's another PAS, whatever it is. You're supposed to check your fucking kid's lunchboxes before they leave for school.

This fucking little kid in elementary school showed up with a goddamn cut water lemon drop martini in his lunchbox. He's not a bag of Doritos and a lunchable. In a lunchable and a what? That martini. I cut water. They're like 12%. Jesus fuck. It would have been a fucking good time based on my...

Okay, how old was the kid, though? I'm going to say between 8 and 10, maybe. Isn't that wine? Wine? One of those coolers. Most of these coolers they make now look just like other teenage drinks. I guess you could make the mistake pretty easy. That's an easy miss.

I wouldn't beat someone up over that, man. It's a fucking easy. You just grabbed the wrong fucking can. Doesn't make you a bad parent. Does it? Probably if he fucking drank it. Oops. You just tell him, don't fucking touch booze until later.

You're eight years old drinking at 12%. Yeah, but it's not, I mean, there's kids still, like five, six drinking wine, man. Every day olden. Turn into you. You start drinking wine when you're six. Into me. You drink it every day.

Do I, am I fucked up ever? Does it make me fuck up in my job? No. What job? My jobs. I do have jobs. I'm my own boss. Okay.

If you say so. There's a story about a guy who just got, he got fired for drinking on the job. But he won. I mean, this guy was drinking three liters. He'd go to a pub during a lunch and drink three liters of beer. That's a good. And go back to work. He got fired.

He got caught. They had him on fucking camera. He was like, yeah? Three liters of beer is a lot of fucking beer. Yeah. But he went to. court and got 55 grand from them. For false. They say, listen, I was on lunch hour and nobody gave me any fucking like report

saying I wasn't doing my doing my job right. So suck my nuts. Wow. Pay me some fucking cash and they had to pay him 55 grand. You need that job. That's in pounds, man. That's smart. You need that job. See, that's the thing. You should work at jobs. You got to get the paperwork, man. You got to figure out what you can get away with. Right. Then you can sue. them. I like it. Unless you like working there, but who likes to fucking work, man?

I wouldn't mind working somewhere if you can go to fucking have nine or ten beer every lunch hour. I lots of people do it, man. Like every fucking, every plumber does that. I remember a couple teachers. Carpenter. They all... A couple teachers used to do that. A couple teachers used to go to the bar every lunch jar and come back, fucking half in the bag. My boy... Teachers. Oh yeah. See, I could never smell. I can't remember his name, but he was, he was always a lot happier after lunch. Fuck, I didn't know. I wasn't even looking to see if those guys

were getting drunk. Yeah, physics teacher, too. Hammered. Physics teacher. Yeah. Wow, man. That's one fucking course. Whoa, this guy got lucky, man.

You got attacked by a fucking dog, right? Two big motherfuckers. Big dogs or big people? Dogs. Like, dogs, man. Like, their buddy thought he was going to die. Something happened. I don't know if the dog bit his phone,

but the phone fucking exploded in his pocket. Scared the fuck of the dogs. Pour his leg up a bit, but he's still alive and not half eaten by... Saved by the exploding cell phone. Brazilian dude. Wow. You got lucky. He was pretty close to having his bag blown off, though, because it was right there, right?

If my bag got blown off because of my cell phone, I would not be happy. I'd be fucking one-housel, wouldn't it? You know what? You should be praying. that's going to happen to you. You'd be set for life, man. Steve Gates, time to pay up. Totally.

Well, it's not wrong Gates, man. Wrong, wrong name. Gates. Steve Jobs. You're thinking, you're combined it. Never mind. You don't need to know. They can both pay up.

Yeah. What are you so answering, man? There's a fucking... Right, yeah, boys. Come on over. Bicky. Biggie. Big, big, big, big, big surprise for you, my friend.

Oh, boys. Look at the team. Look at it up. Oh, fuck, man. Okay, pretty. Are you wearing your back for you? Are you guys? No, no.

Listen, let's work as a team to get this done. Move it. Move it. Go this way. That walk. It's going to go that way. Right back this way. Go.

You guys don't listen, no. You want to watch you put it up. Don't put it up. What the fuck? What the fuck? What's up? Yeah. Look at that, are you?

Are you fucking serious? How do you? What's on? No, boy? It's fucking winking, man. Where do this come from, boys? Oh, don't worry about that. We can carry you guys.

Yeah, man. Don't worry. It's on, man. That's fucking bad ass. All right, so we got to type. We got to put this over here and get this, this, look where we're using, boys. This fuck, it's like a bookshund.

Yeah, that ain't no good, man. That's no, that's not good. There's double. Double. Yeah. You get papers? And L? You got an L here,

two of those? It's like, yeah, it's an L shape. Right? Yeah. All right, get, Ricky, get the shit off here. I got to take my shit off here? Yes. Yeah, man.

Man, this is, I don't even know what to say, man. Like, K.O. That's probably just say thanks or something. Just maybe something like that. Some time for my birthday, boss. We move that over there, man. All right, boys.

You want to walk when they're gone, way easier. Exactly. Way easier. Two minds. Look at this. There you go. Yeah, what's the best way putting them? I don't know, man.

I can't believe I have a bar in my house. Boy, see, it would be better if you had the L this way, you know what I mean? That looks like a reception. The hell was that way. The actual, like if I saw this piece off and put it over here. Oh man, that took it's... Oh, man. It's kind of, it's...

Yeah. Like, I mean, might have to read... Might have to read we can do it man We can fucking do it It's manageable Okay let's move out this one So we're going back to this I don't know man

Then Ricky switched to the other side easy I go over here Yeah, I think All right makes good My mics are all You're a nice bar man Okay yeah Yeah it kind of feels like you're not like involved

When you're over there maybe but I don't know figure it out man How have you fuckers been? man yeah what's up boys what's up the pile these days man just working on some music and stuff man getting ready to do a new album nice yeah heighten up that shit doing some weed doing some yeah yeah yeah yeah what's smoking smoking his weed too i'm smoking his weed too so that's pretty yeah what's going on with you guys man my what the fuck was happening with that donair competition man oh man oh man that shit was wow man like i fucking ate like fucking four donnares i smashed two of them

went through them man they was pretty good too man i mean i mean one of them, I don't want to, you know, throw them under the bus and that one of them, but one of them wasn't that really great, but the other three were pretty good, man. And I heard the one you said wasn't that great is actually one of the best ones, known to be one of the best ones on the planet. Man, I don't, listen, whoever was cooking back then must be ain't around no more, because it don't taste like it used to. Really?

It don't taste like that. That's so fortunate, man. I mean, it's like they didn't even use it. It's like they didn't even use no fucking spices and shit, man. That's, I mean... Just tastes like ground beef. Pretty much, yeah. A little bit of spice.

Yeah, you need spice. Yeah, you need spice. Yeah, you need spice. Everybody knows that. You've got to have a donna, man. You've got to be nice and spicy. You've got to have the right ingredients, man. The sauce is going to be just right.

The sauce is going to be just right. It can't be too soggy. It can't be too... You're right. It's got to be right, man. Vegger no veg. Oh, veg. I ate veg, but I'm not a veggie guy.

Okay. I just want it. You guys know, is onions and tomatoes. Tomatoes? I need it in tomatoes. I need some sauce. I'll eat the tomatoes. Don't get me wrong, we want it, my.

I ain't asked. Didn't you put this together? You got the pieces falling apart. You got the same. You're stuck. Man, or what? Crazy. So I know, I mean, I usually pay you guys, pay you guys with weed and stuff,

but I never asked you guys, any of you guys drink booze? I don't think I've ever, I don't know. I drink booze, man. I prefer weed. You want weed? Okay, you know what about gummies? Anybody want any gummies? How many gummies you want?

More weed, more guineas? I rather weed. Yeah, weed. What do you prefer? More weed. What do you prefer? Alcohol or drugs? We know what he likes.

What about you? I like a combo. That's what I mean. Mix a little sound. A buzz from the liquor and then a... What a weed? Amaz. I like cash.

I like weed, like oil? I do like some ash. No? With some oil. Once in a while, yeah, I find a little... I think the oil's too bad for the lungs. It's a good treat. Put the oil with the weed and put the oil with some hash and mix it all together.

Salad. Yeah. That's a salad with the dressing. I've been putting live rosin. Yeah, that's been mixing pretty good. Sprinkling that in the weed. In the weed, yeah. What about that other shit?

It looks like it's like, is it tinctures? What is that shit? You put in the fucking... That crazy shit. Looks like crystals and stuff. Oh, that's like the... Shattered. Is that still...

People still doing that? Yeah. I don't see many people smoking shatter. They do. Put a little tincture into your tongue. That shit is like smoking cracks. Yeah. They get the big bones and stuff

and you're lightening. All right. So I've got some of that. I don't know what I don't... It's harsh, though. You got to do some dabs. Dabs or two. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck with dabs you up. Remember how bad we got Randy fucked up on the dabs in Colorado, I think it was? That sounds like a fucking story. He was fucked. No, weed in hash is good enough from the house. I take the chatter and sprinkle it in my joint.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they can't hit the dabs. Fucking right, man. No, I'll smoke it too, man. Anything they got to do with weed, I pretty much smoke. No, no shatter. I'm fucking. I ain't picky, man.

I ain't picky, man. This is a good setup, man. I got the laptop there. It's not like fucking sticking up in front of my face. Yeah, and then you get, you know what I mean, some liquor bottles and stuff. Yeah, some weed in there and hash up there and stuff like that. What else?

I'm thinking of like a fucking neon sign back there. What's it going to say? This is open. Oh. Open? I was thinking maybe a little fancier. Like going into, like it's easy to get one of those at Costco.

Yeah. It's just all. It's all. It never turns off. right open the power was good hey man the more decorations the better all right make you feel the whole right just like ikea walmer what we can't we can't tell you i think it's better than i think it's better than walmart yeah i think it's a little better than walmer like a fucking fake walma

a little bit by movement it like franco did put it together too right and he took credit for that yeah so he put together so he put together so you do you i'm smoking man i missed a few pieces that's on this side over here it looks important but yeah there it is i just found it right there's another one yeah right here okay we're gonna do this motherfucker up we're gonna get some lights going you need some light you need some light yeah what are they called LED LED light and everything different colors fucking right definitely it's just this is kind of boring you know on the front we should do something with that maybe maybe you should decorate the front

too up right some like those signs and shit yeah get some of the spray paint that's yes some of some graffiti yeah there you go that says open so it matches the sign yeah exactly you're at my shirt see all these good ideas man but chuck huh somebody ripped my shirt oh yeah it's a weed vent that's good for getting that's the air pocket easy access yeah What are you doing, man? I don't know what I'm doing, man. I'm kind of lost right now because you're zoning out? I think he's high.

I'm way too high. How many different names do you think there is for weed? All right. Let's go through them. Let's do it. Dank? Cannabis. Cannabis.

Marijuana. Doja. Mary Jean. Refer. Reefer. Head bang a boogie. Headbanger boogie. Had a bugger.

Chronic. Yeah. I heard of the headbanger? Who never heard of the headbanger? I heard it. I heard it. I've never heard it. Headbanger, boogie.

Smoke? Smoke. Smoke? Smoke? Yeah. Flower. What? Flour.

Flower. Yeah, flower. Flower. What else? Nine maybe. There could be, give it to. Father's vaubborn. A lot more.

The sweet green. I think if we go across the. Leaf. In Canada. You know, there's a bunch of different names that people call it. The bomb? The bomb? The bomb.

The bomb? Ooi. Can I make a not? Can I make a? Can I make that up? You made it up? I've heard of something that says it. Yeah, you're right.

Sticky-Icky? Yeah, there you go. Right? Okay, so what's that up through 15? 14. Oh my God, wow. We're getting there. That's quite a few.

It's got to be more. That's all I could think. There's got to be some obvious ones we forget. There is definitely some ones who are forgetting. I would say so. The crank? The crank? Is that one?

I know. That's something else. Yeah. Yeah. He's on the crank. Is that what we're doing? We're checking it out. We're checking out to see a list maybe, I don't know.

We got a list coming. Pot? Okay. Grass. Grass. Orange. Yeah. Gondja.

Herb. Derb product. We suck. Reefer, bud, flower, green. We got those. Loud gas. Loud gas. Yeah.

Gas. Hashish. That's not weed. Skunk. That one was a common one. Yeah. Cannabis. I don't know if we said that

he said that. He said that. He said that. Tom Rones said it. Okay, that's it. We got to be pretty good. I think we did all right. I think if we're on like family feud, how many points do you think we got for getting them in the answer? You got to do a 200.

Yeah. You got two. Just off that one question. And everybody like they're watching this you fucking write in and say, say, like we obviously miss some. Especially if you go over and like trees. Yeah. But in that's right.

Even in other languages, there'll be a bunch of different ones. Exactly. Throw them in. Teach us. One of here, man. Well, I don't think in other languages. Get us learned. I don't think there be a lot more because of what we just said.

No, but they probably had their own sayings for their... They didn't know headbanger boogie. That's a hip-hop. They didn't know that. There's got to be others we don't know. I'm calling it headbanger boogie. Oh, I like it, man. It's the best thing.

The best thing is going to say now? That's what is. Throw up some head-banger boogie. You need to go shopping and fucking deck this thing out, man. So I get a cash register? Yes. Yeah. Fucking rice.

If you got a liquor. You know what? We should turn this fucking place and get some bootleg into a drunk tank or not a drunk. You call it the speakeasy. The boos thing. Speak easy, man. Yeah, all right. A nightclub.

What's it called the boogie? Head-banger boogie. That's a banger boogie bar. That's a banger boogie bar. Head-banger boogie is welcome. from the bar I've been running that should be the neon son

head banger boogie bear see that's a lot man that's gonna be it's like 15 fucking grand probably anybody has this neon sign company head banger boogie bar come on I could make it on you

I could make neon with the right buzz on I think I don't think so man you blowing glass and electricity no man doesn't sound like a good combination they take they take power you get like a big

power box man i don't like power no no no i'm gonna no no no more manual hands-on yeah man like this up man yeah go for it boys the head-banger bogey head-banger bogey fuck yeah so we in open it when oh it's open right now up and now we're we need to get this fucking place start i got i gotta get the booze i won't be officially open because i'll get the sign going some fucking nice ass trays

I'll have to get some LEDs out of here too man Oh fuck I'd be here all the time man They got a wine glass holder underneath this some man Rine glass Gotta go boys

What the fuck are you doing What's going on with you man Thanks for everything boys that's awesome What we're gonna be Let's do with this fucking bad You're out? I wouldn't have lit up four joints What the fuck man It's all good boys

I got a place to be somewhere to see What the fuck I don't know that's what the saying is. I don't think it is. All right, man. Good luck. But that's more for us to smoke then, man. Yeah, man.

Hope they get you in right away, bud. Thanks, boys. Everything didn't go well. It's wrong with his window. You're safe here. Isn't it things to do and people are hearing things to see? What are you talking about? You're the things that things you're doing.

Take care. Hey, man. Come of fucking out. I'm living by that. by that. Boys. He woke up this morning and his left nut was the size

of a fucking softball. Oh my God. Where to fuck? What? Don't know. He woke up. He's like a size of a fucking... He showed it to me.

I didn't want to see what he was fucking... He showed you his nut? He took it. Well, he couldn't fit it in his fucking underwear, man. He had to dress with the thing around it. And I was like, what the fuck? And he comes out with limping, man. He's been smoking a bed.

He's in a few drinks. Pretty sure it's called elephant tie. Yeah, elephant titus. Elephantitis? Yeah, man. It's not that's not crazy, was it? Cool with that shit. Yeah.

Elephant Titus. No, man, you fucking shit. You're not. Elephant Titus. You guys are fucking... Elephant Titus. I just heard of that shit now, too, so... No, it's true.

All right. Tell me, what is elephant titus? To ice, no sugar coating is a nasty chronic condition that causes body parts, often legs or genitals to swell up massive. There you go. Wow. Fucking, Jesus. He got that elephant titus.

That's why he's walking with that. It's true. Okay, so what do you got to, what he's, what's, what's going to happen to him? He'd be going to the doctor. Oh, he's going to the doctor right now, but what's going to happen? What I have to do is get the elephant out of it. Are you talking syringe into it and maybe it sucks? You got a drain to elephant.

Or are you talking to the feet and bad for us? No, no, no. I think drain pad. I think, yeah. He's not as that big. He's not getting, he's, not that big that he's walking like they can't get in his underwear. It's the size of a softball, man. Yeah, that's a softball, man.

Yeah, that's a. So how long is it going to take to drain that? I think it'll probably be a big needle. Yeah. Big strength. Let's say at least two days. He's got to get on some drugs for that. All right.

Okay. How do you treat elephantitis if it's in one of your nuts? If you've got something that sounds like that, you don't mess around. You need a doctor. Fast. Elephantiasis, if it's affecting something as delicate as a testicle, it's serious. The root cause could be a tropical parasitic infection or something else entirely. Treatment often involves antiparacetic meds if it's phyleriasis.

If there's swelling, surgery might be considered. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's gonna fucking lose it if he's got some tropical bug in his nut. Good thing he didn't hear that from us. All right, okay, I gotta go. You're gonna tell him, right? I'm gonna go to the hospital, man.

He can't go through this. Somebody's got to check on in. He's fucked up. He'll be okay, man. All right, everybody, cheers. Cheers. Park after dark. Thank you. Peace.

Peace over. Good on, boys, thanks. Let's get to settle up. All right. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now.