Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 4 - Beer Battered Bubbles

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

Ricky and Julian are still banged up in jail - at least Bubs has some good news from Sunnyvale, right? Nope! The Boys also discuss underwater rugby, dick boss cosplay, and do some muscle math. Plus: Bubbles puts the 'fun' into funeral with a scrumpdilly feast!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. Alright, who wants to start this one? You go ahead. How are things back in Sunnyvale, man? Give us the federal juice. Second, we gotta fuckin' say what we're doing here. What are we doing? Yeah, let's get.

Hey, what's going on everybody? This is Perk After Duck. We're in the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility at the moment with our good buddy Buzz. You know what? You know what I love about this place right now? We get to spend a half hour every week with you, man. A solid half hour.

Yeah, I know, but I don't like being in here. I just came through the fuck cafeteria. Bobby Patepa was fucking gonna kill me. Don't... He's not gonna fucking... He told me he was going to... He's just got some intermitten... Don't knock. No jock. Problems, man. Fuck him. He's a pussy.

Bobby Patepa's a pussy. He's a big pussy. He's a big pussy. Well, I don't like him. Don't worry about him, man. You told me you were going to get me before I leave today. I don't think that means beat you up. No, man. I don't either.

That's what I'm scared of. You want to stay away from him then. I'll talk to him. All right. So, Bubs, tell us what's going on back at the park, man. Yeah, man. Give us the deal. At least the deal, Leo. Are we missing much or what?

Don't flip out. Oh, fuck, here we go. I said eat sentences and stuff like that. No, it doesn't affect you, Ricky. Okay, good. It affects me. Fuck. Bruce McPherson got drunk and crashed into your trailer. On his motorcycle.

Part of, okay. No problem. What part of my trailer did he hit? The side, right by the driveway. Fucking went right into it, about 40 miles an hour. On his motorcycle, all right, that thing was pretty badass. No, it went right under.

Fucking sheared the handlebars right off. How much damage was done to my fucking trailer? A fair bit. What do they call those things, a coffee racer? Coffee racer. Coffee racer. Cross rocket. A what? Is that what? Coffee racer. Cross rocket. Oh, what? Is that what?

I don't even know what you're trying to lay right now. Fashion coffee racer, I think they call it, but... What fashion? A coffee... What the fuck you talking about, man? I don't know. Was he was fending something? Was it a coffin something, maybe? Coffee, like a... A type of motorcycle, but I can't...

Coffee racer. It's a coffee racer. I don't know, write a wish first. Where is he? What happened here? He's in the hospital. All right good Almost cut himself in half You break anything you're lucky that your trail so rotted out at that end cuz he won't break it out at that end Do you mean he went right through the fucking? He went right through the fucking plywood. You mean he went right through the fucking plywood? Because he was going 40 miles an hour. No, the plywood's just like mosh and so rotted.

If that had been new plywood, he would have got cut right in half. Where is he? Can even helmet? No, he didn't have a helmet on. All right, most important question. Does he have fucking insurance? Roxy. Doesn't have insurance. Doesn't have a back card. Great. I don't have one either, but.

All right, well. Ah, fuck. I know where he lives. Did you ever cut yourself when you're doing the deed? The deed? Wiping your all? No, the front deed. Jacket. What?

How do you cut yourself? I don't know. Doing that. Rick, you couldn't have cut yourself doing that. What's the cut? I hit a sharp edge with a little finger. What kind of a sharp edge is on you down there? Jesus.

I don't know if it was a fingernail that got misplaced or what happened. Is your wiener cut or just your finger? Just the tip of this ring finger. You couldn't have did it doing that Ricky. That's impossible man. It's a sequin. I think you probably did it before or after and it just seems like you wouldn't have a round edge. I never thought it would that. Could have been a pre-made coot. And then you've got the lube on it, and then it just kind of made it.

This is kind of like putting Vaseline on a boxer. Yeah, man. All right. Boxer. You're not punching yourself in the balls are you, Ricky? Not for a long time, no. Wow, that's good. If you ever need to punish yourself, that's a good one.

Why would you do that? I like it. If you did something you weren't supposed to do and you didn't mean to do it, you're gonna punish yourself. It'll teach you to say a lesson. Well, I mean, it's not something you want to happen very soon after that. Ricky, nobody punches themselves in the fucking nuts. That's just weird. You gotta stop that shit. I haven't done it in fucking years. Well, the fact that you even did it is fucking weird.

Made me into the man I am. Actually, you know what? Those fuck— They got those monks up in the— I don't know where they went. In the mountains. Militian. And they hit each— they got the whip going. The what? The Militian mountains or something.

Oh, Militian mountains. Bubs, what is he trying to say? The Himalayas? Is that it? Himalayan, yeah. Am I close? What did you say? Milit, I don't know.

Militian. Militian mountains. Patagonia is another high mountain. That's a fucking, that's a clothing brand. That's Patagonia. Oh, is it? That's what I meant to say. That's the mountains, isn't it?

Patagonia mountains, yeah. Wow. Second highest in the world. Ooh, rich. Are they the second highest in the world? Patagonia, I don't fucking know, I don't think so. I thought you knew everything, man. I don't know about mountains,

I don't give a fuck about mountains. I think, is it near Thailliette? I don't know, Ricky. I think it is, cause there's a fight with a little elephant that went a little crazy in Tylead. What happened when they go that crazy? It's broken in a grocery store and he eats some shit. Oh yeah, man, they're doing that a lot. I'd like to be a big elephant, cause I mean, they're fucking stock.

Well, they are. You'd be a dirty cocksucker if you were an elephant. The shit you would be fucking... I'd do one man, shit on cars and then stomp on them. Flip them over. And just flip a car over. Why would you. Shit on cars and then stomp on them. Flip them over. And just flip a car over. Why would you shit on a car and then stomp on it? You could just basically do whatever you want.

It would take a big gun to bring you down. Well, they have elephant guns, Ricky. Oh, is that why they have that name? Yeah. Fuck. Elephant guns. They have elephant guns. Oh, elephant guns. Hold elephant guns?

Yeah. The ones that barrel comes out like that. Big, looks like a big horn on there. Hey man, no, no, no, no. That's fucking, that's like cartoon shit. Yeah, but that's where they drew them from. Elephant guns. Yeah.

And they got a big thing at the end. What looks like a horn? I've heard of an oaf. Like a trumpet. Anyway, this guy, he went into the grocery store, he ate like 40 packages of rice crackers, he ate a sandwich and a bunch of dried bananas. Did he eat the package in it? He didn't even do any damage though what a dummy. Just left some muddy footprints. Ooh. Well he probably wasn't

I guess you know what if you want to go back I guess you don't. They're not gonna let him back but he's not gonna become a customer unless he paid for it So it sounded like they're welcome them back. They were pretty happy about it Where are the is he a wild elephant or did he escape from Jones? Well, I'm in from the National Park So we just strolled into the town town one shot that meant. Yeah, I got a little hey clean for some crackies Did he get drugs in there? What do you mean? Jesus Christ, man.

Why do you think I'm so happy? You think we're in fucking... Fuck. Quantico? No, that's not what it's... Quantico? Nice place. That's where they train the FBI.

Where's the place you don't want to go? One out of the old bay. Oh. Quantanamo. Yeah! Guantanamo, you don't want to... I wouldn't be this happy if I was a man. I bet this one have drugs left.

Rikers Island. Sweet Mary Asshole, you want to be Alcatraz. You know, I heard they're trying to open up fucking Alcatraz again. Turn it back into an ice. I have to go there. Yeah, man. That was just a dumb idea that's not going happen. Okay, I didn't think so. You know what it would cost?

I don't know man. What a question. But some people think they got all the money in the world, can't we? I can't believe I never got to go there. Where? Alcatraz. You know why the fuck didn't we go to Alcatraz?

We were there man. We were drunk. They wouldn't let us on the ferry over, they said you're too drunk. Okay. Well I wasn't drunk, but somebody was. We gotta fucking talk about this because this is fucking weird.

All right. There's a new sport being developed in the UK. Okay. It involves speedos, snorkels, and scrum caps. Do you guess where I'm going with this? Speed, what, okay, what is a Speedos? I assume it's some kind of a swimming competition. Underwater rugby.

Underwater rugby? Yeah. But why? Yes, full contact. But you're not gonna get up enough speed to tackle anybody. I agree, it's fucking weird. Unless you're up against the wall and you're fucking too short.

Look at these little waste baskets at E-Gen. You have a goalie that lays basically on top of the fucking waste basket. You gotta go down and fucking rough him up and get him the fuck off the basket and try to get your ball in the basket. Try not to drown. So are you- It's weird calling- You're not underwater then.

Oh yeah. That's why you have snorkels. Underwater? Yep. So are you running? You're swimming. You're fucking checking and hitting. So you're not standing on the bottom?

No. Whoa, man. That's underwater swimming, but that's not... How many people die a year playing this fucking sport? I don't know, it just started, but I bet you some people are gonna fucking drown. I don't think it will be very entertaining. I saw a little video and yeah, you're right, it wasn't... There's not enough speed, you want the speed in the sports.

I don't think I'd watch the game. Football, that's it. There's a lot of grabbing and touching and... Yeah, and they're in speedos because so there. Things could bump and here we go. Well, you could smash smash wieners, smash, and it's the best part of the game. Smash cannons, smash the cannons together, smash your biscuits together. Boys, I...

I forgot to look at these doozies. What do you got there? Anything you wanna? Yeah, just these, just a bunch of stupid fucking idiots, man. They're letting you have your box in here, are they? There is, yeah, man. Oh, they're not really letting me. They're not letting me.

You can do a lot of things in jail with one of these. Bubs, are they not a lot of Chinese? Yeah. Don't give a fuck, man. OK, so unemployed Chinese use pay fake companies to hire them to pretend to work. So they're not working. When I first saw something like, OK, this is kind of,

we should be doing this. What is it? You hire a company, the fake company, basically to hire you, so you're not unemployed. So I thought, okay, well fuck. Maybe they get benefits of some kind, or something. No. They get paid four to seven bucks a day,

which isn't a lot, but the whole experience of, you know what, I'm gonna be a boss today, I'm gonna be a dirty fucking asshole to everybody. So you just go in, you know, that's your job. You just go in and just cause... This place you go, they have desks, and they have fake tasks if you want them, and I'm totally confused by it. It's just to get the work experience, but you do it every day for basically free.

People are like, you know, I kinda like the concept. Are you actually achieving anything? Nothing. You're learning what a face... You're just pretending like you're at a job. And you're paying to be there. Because some people don't have a fucking little cubicle and they want one.

Fucking kids are dumb enough to do it. Shouldn't we start one of these companies? They can talk with A.S. Oh. Work, not work. I don't know. Work, not work. Work, not work.

That's a good, I like that, man. See, sometimes the first one off the brain is to... Work, not work. Welcome to work, not work. Can you build a website? Where you pay us and you do nothing. Wow, man. So the people pay to work...

They're paying. Probably big money. So if you want to be like the boss man, then just be a total fucking dick, you pay the big money. So if you want to be like the boss man, then just be a total fucking dick. You pay the big bucks. But the people that you're yelling at are just going to tell you to fuck off. Oh, yeah. They're probably our joy.

They love it. They want to be part of that. That's the whole experience. They want to get reamed out. Having a fucking asshole boss. It's like, it's weird, man. Jesus. Man, they've got some fucking good mushrooms in New York,

and I need to find some of them. What's this? What, these two hikers? High as fuck on some mushrooms in upstate New York. If I also report that their friend was dead... their friend wasn't even with them. Wow. Holy fuck. They must have been fucking wild, man.

Yeah, like that's, that's good. That's for mushrooms. Yeah, well, yeah. See, I've done my share of mushrooms. We've been higher than that on mushrooms, if you recall. Oh yeah, that's true. But you know, I saw some, like. You saw some weird shit?

We did see some weird shit, but it's not like. I just talked to a weird blob and a screen one time You thought I was something else I think Yeah, that was weird man. Yeah, you had a conversation with a TV. Yeah, you're right a long conversation. Yeah And I fell asleep standing out like a cow that no I met a guy the other day who told me was a bouncer at a bar in Newfoundland and he talked me out of the club one night because he came in the bathroom and I was passed out standing up at the urinal. Wow.

Wow. Yeah, seriously? I don't believe that but he told me, he goes, no, no, you were asleep and I carried out like a baby. I was like, there's no fucking way. Did't you was that an Earl's for like an hour on the bar. Oh, yeah I've had snoozes on bars like like Earl's and that I Didn't know about the urinal one though. Where was that at New Way? You weren't with any friend. I was with you guys we just I guess we thought he said he came to you Yeah, and said bottles is in there fucking passed out standing up I was with you guys. We just, I guess we thought he said he came to you

and said, bottles is in there, fucking passed out standing up. And you wouldn't deal with it. You said, fuck him. Sorry, man. That's nice. I was probably busy, man. This is a fucking, this guy was having a good time.

It was a British Airways flight. Business class, the flight attendant and business class served the meal. And then he went missing. What? Couldn't find him anywhere. What a fucking plane. The flight attendant's like, where the fuck did he go? Where what? Really.

They found him in the bathroom. Naked. Dancing up a storm. Dancing? How'd they get in the fucking bathroom? He was the flight attendant? Yep. The flight attendant?

Oh, he was tripping out on something. He was having a rave. They said he must have been on a bender and took some pills. Do you think? Fucking ever. That'd be good time though, naked in the bathroom, just dancing by himself.

No music. No. Music in his head. Music. He must have been on some, you know, what would he be on on doing that? What are those rave drugs? Yeah, well, ecstasy.

Yeah, that's what I'm guessing. Molly, he was on that in there, just grooving. Yep. Woo! What are you doing? Maybe we should get into that shit. No, you don't want to do this. I'm not a pill guy. Well, I don't want to do this. I'm not a pill guy.

Well, I don't think it's a pill, is it? Your stuff. I don't fuck with... I don't know, man. These are their... Oh, you see the cops going, dabbing it in the powder? Oh, really?

I didn't know, man. That's MDMA, they say. That's pure MDMA. Really? Well, that's what on the cop show... Why was the one that put on your tongue? See, that doesn't make any... cost show is. I was the one who put on the tongue. See, that doesn't make any...

What fucking nut is gonna go like that? Oh, I know what that is. That's about 400 hits of LSD I just took by accident. Or fentanyl. What if it was fucking cyanide? Yeah, or cyanide. Yep, that's cyanide. Oh, I'm dead.

You see that in the fucking TV shows, man. That's what I'm saying. That's cocaine. That's what the old hardcore guys used to do. You think that was... That's pure fentanyl and I'm gonna be dead in about 14 seconds. So do you think they actually did that back in the day? Little...

I think they... I remember them doing that. Oh yeah, I see it. There was a video of this fucking... Bernie Miller did it, didn't he? I thought cops did it. There was a video of like, what, not that long ago, a guy, I think he was in Mexico. It was a security guy. Had a big blast and he was just like,

then he fucking kept going and then he was getting very ripped. And then, yeah. Did you see both this fucking Chinese city that moved the entire neighborhood? Yeah, that's pretty impressive. I can't wrap my head around it. What do you mean?

Picked it right up, man. They used hundreds of these fucking hydraulic legs, like these little robots, and moved like an entire fucking block. Yep. 10 meters a day, which isn't that far per day, but. How would it not break apart? I don't know.

I didn't understand it. And they look like they're all fucking, look like the brick. But what was it? It's a whole fucking block. It's a whole block. They lifted it up all at once. A giant fucking building, yeah.

Why did they need to move it? Because they were building some big underground cock around. And what was under it when they lifted it, what was under there? Just grass? Just... Looks like it's just the concrete or something, man. There was just dirt under there. Snakes. They're moving it under there, snakes. They're moving it from there to there. Holy fuck.

Huge undertaking. Imagine the snakes and the earthworms you'd get. Like if someone came to me and said, hey, can you move this city block for us? I'd be like, uh. You'd probably figure it out, don't you? I don't know man, that's a big task. Moves it from there to there. What about the enough for that it would weigh a lot oh but imagine the

night crawlers you get buzzer right downtown or snakes like you bring go there man think of the snakes well you know when you left a board and there's a snake under there a lot of snakes under there and salamanders, snakes. I'm selling those around, son. Well, turtles don't really do that. That's the Chinese society has figured out shit that we can't even come up with. Yeah, they're busy over there, man. They're busy. Yeah, they're busy people.

They're busy. They're busy at it, moving neighborhoods. Doing shit up on the moon. They're doing all kinds of shit, man. Fuck with that. Nervous in here. Oh, yeah. You should fucking be nervous. It's quite a thing at night. What is?

Just the noises. It sounds like you're in the fucking jungle. Well, I've been in here, but it's awful eerie in here right now. Everybody in the cafeteria. Ah, this is the love story, man. So you get this chick. Love story baby. She goes to a funeral. She had a cousin or somebody died,

so she goes to a funeral, right? What is it? This chick, her cousin died, so she goes to the funeral. And she fell in love with? The funeral director. Why? She was got the eyes going for him, so she's like, okay.

You've got the eye. The buddy was so busy doing what he was doing, with the daddies and stuff, that he didn't even see her. So she went and just hung up? She just started going to fucking funerals, man, just to catch this guy's eye, but guess what? Why? It happened.

Aimed to get married, man. They used to, ooh, hers. She has a little wedding. Jesus, Murphy. So she's a bit of a stalker. She's a bit of a stalker. I mean, Buddy's a fucking funeral director. Is that a fucking high end position?

Undertaker? They're making some cash, man. Everybody dies. I bet there's a lot of thievery going on. Depends on how good you're good at your job. But do you become one of those just so you can steal shit from the deadies or do you really want to go into that? No.

What are you talking about man? You're going to fucking have your aunt there, she's dead, right? And you look at her and you're like, nah, she doesn't look right. I want my money back. There's tons of cases like that. They come in, the fucking eyes are all crunkish. Are you serious? Yes.

Oh man. Fucking hairs. At that point I'd say, give me a fucking discount and close the fuck up. There's hundreds, you Google it, there's hundreds of cases where people come to the funeral and their uncle's like fucking eyes pointing over there and it didn't used to be.

Wow. And they like, you can tell that they stuff newspapers in them to pack them up after they. Newspapers. Well after they pull his gizzards out, they gotta stuff somethin' in there so he doesn't collapse. I didn't think of newspapers. I guess that'd work well.

No, it doesn't, it's all. What about stuffin' from like a stuffed animal? Yeah, I mean, I would just use tennis balls for the base layer, you know, and then put the padding on the top. Or just fill them with rocks, just fuck on it. Just shut the lid. Like who wants to see, look at somebody who's dead, really.

You could sew them up and have a little hole and then put like that expansion foam in there. That's a good idea. That's cheap. Except you might have a gut, you would. Oh yeah, it might also start coming out of his nose and his ears. Oh, his piss hole. Yeah, his piss hole.

You know, well if you put it, you couldn't fill him with spray foam, Ricky. I just put rocks in him. Who? Rocks. Jesus, Bops. Fill him with rocks or sand. Throw him off the bridge. The pulp bearers wouldn't like that. Yeah man, that. Throw them off the bridge. The pulp bearers wouldn't like that.

Yeah man, that's a work out. Sand would be good, wouldn't it? If I die, I want all my organs donated and I want you guys to fill me with rocks. I'd throw you in the pond. No, I don't want to be in the pond. So you'd have the last laugh. Yeah. Why?

Why? It would be so fucking heavy. What's it? Why is I giving him the last laugh? How do I get the last laugh? Yeah, man. You cough and laugh and you're fucking out. As we were fucking struggling to figure out.

Oh, you wouldn't be struggling if I was full of rocks. You'd have the gas get up over your head. You don't, okay. Compenetrate. Do you know how much you would weigh if you were stuffed with rocks. Sorry to guess. If I was stuffed with rocks, I'd be an extra... I don't know, 100 pounds? More than that.

More than 100 pounds. That's a pencil kind of rocks, I guess. Boulders, if I could use some boulders for that part. Boulders! Boulders there. Boulders. Boulders are fucking- That's a boulder. bowl to go with granite You're gonna fit a fucking boulder like that in area

You're gonna fit a boulder like that in your gut. Maybe he's thinking down ran it or like a little shale Shales gotta be lighter than I would take ran it. I'd like to have nice granite inserts in my legs Sturdy legs. I've already thought, you know what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna go out like fucking Conan did. We're gonna put you on a fucking raft. Whoa.

Out down by the pond. That's how it goes. We're gonna put all kinds of like two, four beard boxes around it. Build like a coffin out of that. Yeah. Shoot arrow. Hey. Good idea. Shoot arrow. Yeah. boxes around it build like a coffin under that stuff real hey good idea shoot arrow yeah guy get up Vikings I like in style then we're just gonna sit around you could just throw me on the big barbecue at the ball field too we

just want to know I mean to get my ashes just don't spend money your asses are you know the big long barbecue at the ball field when they have the fucking yeah corn balls? Just throw me on there. For the combo. But it's hot enough, would you? Oh, fuck, Rick. You could cook me down to nothing.

Need some birch or something to be an apple. Thought I could hurtle it for you. Maybe some cheer. Might as well cut some nice steaks out of you first. We're not gonna dog-rater, Dad. You're just gonna be throwing in a fucking. I think it'd be nice. Do you want the absurd's cost are just fucking

Oh smoke would be nice wouldn't it? I bet you I'd Chris not I bet you I'll crispy up real good Smoked bubbles can't nobody wants to eat you man. Oh, I bet you could sell a little somebody Somebody somebody out there would fucking eat me If anybody's watching this I want in the comments if somebody would like to snack on my body. Smoked bubbles. Smoked bubbles. And so, what part would you want to snack on?

Wow, we don't need to get into that. Oh yeah, we do. You need to be specific what kind of wood you want. Apple, cherry, hickory. Yeah. We could look kind of- Nice hickory smoked fucking Rabbi right out of there I'm what kind of one pair as well with smoke. Well, we're gonna drink him wrong. We're gonna throw some rum on you Yeah, beer battered. Do you want to be married even so you want to be beer battered? That's a your battered deep fried might be nice

right Fried bubbles. We'll have to get a barrel Fuck would I ever look funny wouldn't I all covered in batter and then you pull me out of the big fucking cocker Would you like to be marinated or any kind of sauces? Oh, yeah? I want if I'm deep-fried and you're gonna have a party like where everybody's having snacks on me I want about 500 different sauces nice Yeah, I'm getting into this 500 different sauces. Nice. Yup. I'm getting hungry. I better stop.

I'm getting hungry, I know that. Would you give up the winner to Randy, if he assholes? Should we let him? Yeah, I wouldn't give a fuck. What do I care? I mean, as long as he's just gonna eat it and he's not... putting it places. He takes it and does what he wants with it.

No, then don't let him have it. It's a one-time deal. If he wants to eat it, fine, but he's not keeping it for fucking five years. This was a weird conversation. Mounted to a plate, so it's... Weird conversation. It's all recorded. And it's for people to see.

Yeah, that's the whole scene. Even if it was recorded, but it was just us talking. But this is going out to the world. Holy fuck. people to see. Yeah, that's the only thing. Even if it was recorded, but it was just us talking. But this is going out to the world. Holy fuck. Wow, 7,079 push-ups in 24 hours. How many? 7,079.

Could you do that? No, man. You know what? Crazy, that sounds like a lot. She's a, she's a. 7,000 push-ups in 24 hours. Pull-ups. What does she weigh? Is it a female or a male? She's a female. Yeah,... Seven thousand push-ups and twenty pull-ups. What does she weigh?

Is it a female or a male? She's a female. She probably weighs about 40 pounds. It doesn't matter, Ricky. Doesn't it? Forty. I think she raised more than 40 pounds. I was looking for a bigger challenge and my husband and coach.

She's got a husband. Let me see what's happening. She's looking. Holy fuck. Beautiful. Strong as fuck. She didn't do a lot at once, did she? No. 24 hours, man.

She can give her. You couldn't dangle 24 hours, but yeah. That's impressive. The record was 4,081. She destroyed it. 7,000 fucking pull-ups. She must be in pretty decent shape. Good going.

Decent shape. I don't know what your name is, but good going. Three months training for it. Three months training. She must be lean, is she? Like, she couldn't be. She's muscular, man. She's just not much fat on her. Jesus, Murphy, that's a lot of pull-ups.

That's a lot of pull-ups. Probably one hell of a cardiovascular. It's just... Yeah, it would. Yeah, definitely. Cardio-ascular. How many pull-ups do you think you could do for real, Rick? In 24 hours?

No, like in a row before you dropped. Definitely one. One! That's a fair problem. Muscles, I don't know on the news. I bet after a week of training, I'd be up to 10. Doesn't take long, man. A week of training.

Get up to 10. You'd get, yeah, you would be up to 10 after. I would think you'd be up more than that, wouldn't you? Oh yeah, probably. And then what the smart people would say? You would increase exponentially whoa But it wouldn't be exponential that be fucks you fucked it up I was trying to use a big word you did use it Was it said I mean it couldn't it could go exponentially, but I mean then you're into

Right away. You're gonna be into you know seven thousand Right away, you're gonna be into, you know, 7,000. That's a lot. That's a lot. Three months? I guess it's a lot. 24 fucking hours, 7,000 of them? Yeah, that's a lot, man. We did one a minute.

Yeah, Jesus. One a minute. It's only 16 hours, isn't it? Yeah. We're doing more than one a minute, Ricky. Fuck. All right. Let's figure it out.

Okay. Let's figure it out. God damn it. 24 hours. Okay. How many hours is that? 24 times 60. That's a lot-hmm. 1,440 minutes. By the by. Holy fuck, so you gotta do like four a minute. Yeah. Five a minute. Jesus Christ, that's a lot. Every minute. Every minute.

Yeah, you gotta do like five a minute. Or you do fucking 10 a minute, take a minute off, 10 a minute, take a minute off. She's doing spurts, man. There's no way she's doing like, I'm gonna do four, well Well, maybe that's better spurts It's about five a minute So she could do like what maybe she'd do a hundred and then take a break like I'd say so

And she can probably break them off pretty fast I'm Davis. I bet you says how she get it To water run to go back there was a dry now you've all I don't think so world record now thinking do drugs speed well this is a weird one I know people have had like pets like pet rocks and all this other shit yep how about pet yeast this crazes gainzed as gain in traction in China. People were fucking, they got a little container of yeast and they throw some water in there and then just watch it bubble and grow.

And that's a kid, I guess it's alive. Fuck is wrong with kids these days, man, seriously. It's more alive than a rock, but it's weird and it doesn't smell great. No, man. Do they have names for them? They name them. As your mother can vouch for them. What do you mean by that, man?

It has like a wine-like aroma. Wine? I wouldn't do so. Wine? It's for companionship. You fucking... What is wrong with you? Companionship? People that are moving entire blocks of a city

have fat yeast. Maybe they haven't figured it out and we don't. Oh, if you had fat yeast, what would you name it, Ricky? Breadie? I was going to say the same thing. Bread. Breadie. Breadie. Yeah, make some... I name mine Bread Pit.

Bread Pit. Bread Pit. So that's the kind of pet you want, is it? Looks like Brad Pit. Yeah. Don't you? Bread Pit. Bread Pit.

Bread Pit. You should sculpt a piece of bread into bread. So what? Bread pit! I could sculpt bread pit out of some bread. That's a nice soft loaf. Whoa, what are you doing lowing? Woman experiences shock and physical transformation during pregnancy. Is this the one that went from looking young to looking like she's a shitty... Something happened to her along the way.

What happened? She just looks totally different. I know. He's... It wasn't a good pregnancy. I mean, that could... It just could be a bad day. I don't think it's the same person, is it?

I don't know, man. Well, kind of. I don't know. She fucking had a rough pregnancy, yeah. That's the same person? Go to comments and tell us if you think it is the same person or not. Maybe you guys know her.

All right, we want to know. Why don't they know her? People know people. Why know what they know her. Let's see people know people Why wouldn't someone know her? Say, oh, that's fucking Helene look at her. She's got a kid Well number one, I think you leave Helene alone you're not gonna fucking recognize her You'd make she used to look like that and you see this lady in the grocery store. You're not gonna go. Hey, Helene

You'd be like, hey, I don't know who the fuck you are. You know what? Yeah, it's not as, this is, yeah, you know, fight this guy. How about you just, why is this even a fucking new store? Why is this new store? You know what, that's what I hate about this shit. Leave her alone. She had a kid.

I get it, she's the fucking one that probably did it. She's happy, she's a mother now. Like, fuck off. She's like, what happened to me? Look at me. Oh, sorry, I just went through hell and I'm looking a little tired. She's just mother now. Like, fuck off. She's like, what happened to me? Look at me. Oh, sorry. I just went through hell and I'm looking a little tired.

She's just wanting to trend. She looks fine. She looks crazy. She looks fine, but it's definitely a transformation. Fuck. Whoa. You look like that sometimes after big fun. You just go on and on again.

Whoa, Bubs, for you, man. The more you play this VR video game, the better your eyesight gets. Ooh, either so free. You gotta love throwing these things on. I don't need that. Who? Oh, fuck. What's the game?

It's probably fun, man. I do like VR games. Okay, well maybe just... They got a new thing at the mall. Did you see that? I did, man. No, what is it? VR.

Whole thing out in the hallway there. I don't know what that means. Virtual reality, Ricky. I can't, I only want to talk to you about it because it'll freak you out. If I ever put one on your head. Yeah, don't do it. You're going to freak the fuck out.

I heard that, you know, there's certain things you can watch with that. Whoa. Very good. Pornography. It's what I've heard. You know what, Bubs? They concluded that even participants who had only played the game at three day intervals

showed measurable eyesight improvements. I'm doing it I want better eyes Let's get this fucking watch the game. It's just anything man I think you can just play any be could it ever get your eyes to point where they're like telescopes. That would be cool Telescope binocular eyes no, man Oh, I can see the bug over there. That's Steve Austin. You know what's fucked up? There's probably lots of people that never watched fucking Bionic Man out there. Six million dollars. I know that's terrible.

Is this a remake? If there's young people watching this go to the Googler to the YouTube and Type in six million dollar man He was a bionic man and his electronics cost six million dollars Which was a lot of money baby back then fuck would be a lot more than that now, but you fucking 40 million But even then he wasn't worth a lot was was he? Like six million. He better have bought a fighter jet. You wouldn't get one for six million though, Rick. Back then maybe, no? Yeah, I mean they could. He just bought a fighter jet, I guess.

But he was on special missions, like you couldn't have a fighter jet. What was his name again? Like, Wacup and Steve Austin. Steve Austin? No, I mean like the other guy. Lee Major. Yeah, thank you, man. Lee Major. He was also crushing a lot on the Fall Guy. Yeah. He did well. Remember the little thing you had in the back of his truck that he could bounce over fences and weird shit like that? Yeah. He was married to Ferris Fawcett. Was he like a stunt guy? I forget. He had a show called The Fall Guy. Yeah, was he a stunt man? In The Fall Guy he was. That's what his job was. He was a stunt man.

I'm done. Get out, done. Sorry, Bubs. I need a nap. I think we're done, man. Is that too quick? Too abrupt? I'm not leaving until Ronnie comes to get me because I'm not walking past Bobby Pettipaw. You fucking want me to walk past Bobby Patepa?

If he gives you this little sign, shh, shh, run. Yeah. He did that when I was coming here. I'll come out with you. What's that mean? It's just this little fucking stupid thing, man. Don't turn that off.

I don't want that on. All right. Shut it down. All right, let's go. You want me to search something? Fucking Wally's anapalm. So we really gotta walk you out? Let's just walk him out. Fucking Jesus.

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