Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 4 - Go Away, Boys

Episode Date: July 20, 2026

Ricky and Julian got a ticket to ride... to anywhere in the world! But where the f**k should they go? Before they pack their bags, they discuss dumpster diving for boobs, making money from dirty ol' dogs, and why kids and jet skis don't mix. Plus: Never lose a drop with Julian's liquor hack!

What's going on? If you want to watch the video version of this podcast, go to trailer prep boys plus.com and mix a drink. Got your fucking bags, bud. Two tickets. Anywhere in the world. We're fucking going away. What the fuck you? We're going away.

Yep. Jesus Christ, Rick. Mix up a drink. Sit down. All right. Look at that, baby. Two tickets. Anywhere in the world.

Anywhere in the world. Okay, you know what? Tommy Dick Tree owed me fucking two grand for half. for like three fucking years now I said Tommy we're fucking going right now all right there's a lot he said you know what I got something for you bud and it's actually probably worth more than two great depending where you go this could be worth like three four grand way more than that man you know how much of cost to go to like fucking Australia places like that it's a lot of that's on the list anyway there's

a lot more to it than just us packing our bags and going somewhere we got there's things that we got to think about but we'll get into that shit later, right? Okay. All right, let's talk about some... Are you excited, though, at least? Yeah, I'm kind of excited. I'm just a little worried, man.

But I'll get into that shit. All right. So what do you got? I mean, if we want to make some money, because we're going to need, if we do go away, we're going to need some spending money. Yeah. This is exploding in Russia right now,

a good money-making opportunity. Western women are selling their used breast implants online. And they're making a fucking killing. I don't understand. How do you sell a used implant? Okay. Well, you know, sometimes women, they have kids or they, you know, they're getting older and they're like going, you know what? These big fake fakeies, they got to go.

They're just not part of my lifestyle anymore. So they get them taken out. Okay. They wash them up. I don't know. I put them in the sink with some detergent or whatever. Boom. They're ready to go to sell again.

I'm sure. There's probably a little more to it than that. Well, there's a lot more to. You got to get the doctor. How do you take them out yourself? Well, maybe they're back. alley places I might do that but you don't want to fuck around with fake implants man you got to get a doctor or someone I wouldn't think that the actual thing

inside we got expensive they're not out of here they're more right here you're pointing up of your fucking shoulder and up there yeah that's there man anyway so yeah you want to get them out but what do you do with them a lot of people throw them in the fucking dumpster no you wash them down you sterilize the motherfuckers they can be used again isn't it just a fucking silicone bag. Exactly. Well, that can't be that expensive.

I don't understand how there's any money in that. Oh, man, you're talking. There's a lot of fucking money. Do you know how much those things cost? I thought it was the procedure that cost of the money, not the fucking actual implant. Okay, so. Right now, I mean, over there, you can get, you can get the implants for like under two grand, right? You can sell those for like almost 500 bucks, used ones.

It's like Bonnie used car. Okay. It's a weird one. Well. We're not going to get rich quick off, and I don't have implants. plans do you? Oh yeah you know what we got to do is we got to talk to a doctor that's you know does this business and we say hey what are you doing with them maybe check with the dumps behind the medical center okay get some fucking shit to clean them off sterilize them the way and

what do we got to move to Russia for this or no no well I'm just we're not going to go to Russia maybe we can use that voucher and go somewhere like some country where they have lots of them but I'm sure that surely fuck I mean there's places here in Nova Scotia that does it right We just go talk to them. We scope it out. We do some surveillance. We find out what's going into the dumpster. All right.

Maybe we'll catch on it. You know, it's just like dumpster diving for him. It's better than this other fucking business here. What is it? It goes on. I think it's China. It's called Wang Fu. It's a fucking dog rental platform that allows dog owners to lease their pets to strangers by the hour.

To me, that seems a little fucked. Oh, man. I think they got something right going there, man, because you think about it. it. Well, should we start something like that here? We could easily borrow people's dogs and fucking lease them out because the way I see it, and we've known this for a long time, man.

We started our career doing this shit. You get a dog. It could be a shitty dog. What do you do with it? Sometimes you want to cuddle with them. Sometimes it's just like, well, why the fuck? Dude, just piss on the floor. And you get, you know, pisses you off. So if you can just eliminate

that, you want to just take the dog for a little bit, freshly pissed. I mean, like, am I going to rent someone's dog to take it for a walk? It's kind of... Yeah. You get two birdstone at once. You make a bit of money and you get your dog walked. But, I mean, it's got to fuck the dog's head up.

No, man. If I was a dog, I'd be like, okay, are you my owner? Are you my fucking owner? I'd be emotionally fucked. They know the fucking owners. You hit on another good idea. We started a dog walking business. Then we take the dogs that people are paying us to walk.

We give them the people that want to hang out with dogs. See, that's fine. You know what I mean? It's a double dip. We're going to walk your dog and then we rent that dog out. We don't do the walk-in. We're the middle man. See?

That's fucking... That's fucking good. So what we got to do, do not... You got to get on like... Two streams of revenue. I like it. It's a double revenue, man. It's fucking...

So this is what we got to do. We got to set up an account on Kijiji and fucking start advertising. Okay. Right now, we could do it right now. Anybody want dog companionship? Give us a call. You can't call us. Write us. Email us.

Phone the fucking trailer park boy. Whatever. Talk to somebody. We'll rent you a dog. Yeah, I don't know if Wang Fu works over here, but you could start our own. See, and you know what? The way I'm suiting. Yeah, this fucking dog walk. I think we're about six months behind, or maybe a year behind places like that.

But technology and good ideas. Oh, yeah? So if that's happening now, it might start happening here in six months or a year's time. I think so much smarter than us. Fuck. They're way fucking smarter than us, man. This was kind of fucked, too. This eight-year-old kid in Sarasota, Florida,

got caught up operating a jet ski by himself. Eight's a little young. Fuck that. You know what I saw that story? You fucking enraged me. You know what kills me about that? They don't understand. Kids that go on jet skis and dirt bikes and shit when they're younger,

like eight years old, they're going to grow up and be incredible fucking drivers on the road. Because they already know. They've got that instant. I could see that. that I guess. So that pisses me on.

I mean, it's not like, if the kid was eight years old and drunk maybe, yeah, there's some fucking flags going up. But fuck that. Now him and his dad

are up in second degree of misdemeanors. Are you fucking kidding me? Lighten up. That kid knew what he was doing. Like, give the guy a break.

Kids are smarter these fucking days. He must have. I mean, I wasn't sure. I thought eight was pretty young, but. No, you know what pisses me off to?

We're going to get on the the conversation of motor vehicles and all this shit. Okay. I remember you and I used to have like little dirt bikes and shit. Yeah. We used to cruise around, you know, go in the woods, have a good time. Yeah. Right now, if you're a kid, like eight years old, you get a dirt bike, you got to get a

fucking license plate for it. Shut up. And you got to get insurance for it. What? You got to get fucking insurance for a dirt bike, man. That's bullshit. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Like, you're just going to travel.

You're not on the roads. You're going through trails in the woods. Yeah. get these fucking wildlife rangers coming up to you, they can pull you over and say, hey, let's see the insurance, let's see the registration, let's see the license plate. Why the fuck would you need insurance to drive a dirt bike? Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

So you know what? It's another one of those money fucking. That's horse fuck. Scams the government does to people and it pisses me off. I don't know if people out there are going through the same thing, but I've heard about this shit because I was looking into it for Moe. Because you know what? You get him on a dirt bike right now is going to be an incredible driver.

And that should. If every kid did that, insurance wouldn't be so fucking high, I bet. Because there'd be better drivers on the road. And that's a good point. Plus, you also teach them like, hey. Yeah, that's going to be. You also teach them that it's not good to drink and drive. Maybe you can go to a field.

But you wouldn't think you'd probably be drunk at 8. Well, no, if you're, like, you know, if you start getting into booze when you're like 12, 13, 14, 16, 17, and whatever, give him a few drinks. Go to a field. Throw them on a dirt bike. Let them go. They'll eventually fucking... White boat. White boat.

And then they'll learn, man. See, that's what we're missing out in life right now. Real human experiences like that. Yeah. Teach people. Fuck sakes. What else you got from me? Okay, well, this was a fucky one.

Police in Alabama, they found a couple dead in the woods. Tragic accident, right? Yeah. Nope. What happened? So they did the autopsy. They just thought all these poor fuckers. Because it didn't look like anything.

They did the odds up. She found out she was strangled by him. And there was drag marks. What happened was there was a truck running on the side of the road. Yeah. So someone stops to see what the fuck's going on. The door was open. So they tried to find the people.

And they saw these like what looked like drag marks. So they followed them. Then they find two bodies laying side by side in the fucking woods. So they just, I don't know what the fuck they thought. But anyway, the autopsy showed She was strangled. He fucking killed her. Dragged her down into the woods.

It was playing on leaving right away. That's why his truck was running. And he had a fucking heart attack. Drop dead right beside her. Jesus Christ. If you're going to fucking dream. That's some fucking karma right there. That is some karma.

You know what? You dumb fuck. If you're going to, if you are going to plan on killing somebody, you know, getting rid of the body, dragging through the woods, maybe you should get on a treadmill first. And this fucking dude, she was 47.

He was only 44. What's a monotin? Great shit? You know what? Because... Because he's dumb. That's the problem. He can still drag a body into the woods. The guy that did that is as dumb as fuck, and he was unhealthy as fuck.

Usually both of those things come together in most cases. Stupidity and fucking just being out of shape. The carmer can be a bitch, man. Kill somebody and then the guy of a fucking heart attack right beside them. And leaving your... The surprise the truck wasn't stolen. Yeah, I know. shit. Like, why can't we just come across

the truck on the side of the road? Just running the door open. It's like, here, here you go. Merry Christmas. You're just asking for it to get stolen. That's crazy, man. All right, man. So, are you going to get me learnt on anything today or what the fuck? Well, you know what?

There's not much going on. There was this one guy. I mean, this manager embezzled a bunch of money from his bank. 45 grand. You know what he did? He went into the the vault and started like

taking real money out fake I heard about this it was like cartoonish kind of shit cartoon like dude that was fucking dumb if you're gonna like the way you can print money these days you don't put like a little penguin on the instead of a fucking picture of a human yeah that was a weird it was like he wanted to get caught

or some shit or he's just having fun or was he just yeah he's having fun but you could have easily taken one bill replaced it with a pretty good looking bill you see it in the movies all the time, man. That guy's fine. You got a big war of cash.

You put one at the back and the wheel one on the front. You're fucking covered, man. A penguin. I'm gonna fucking put a penguin on the fucking man. It was a fucking weird one. I'm not sure what he was thinking. There's also this mayor in Mexico. Fuck off.

The internet's so fucked out here. Sorry, man. I'm with the Purple Horse. Purple Horse got cheap Internet, but. Purple Horters got cheap internet. Well, this one's

out of fucking control, man. Well, you've got some funky fucking shit. Look, it's out of control, man. It keeps flipping.

Like, what the fuck? It's going like from store to story to story. Wow. The computer's got fucking A. ADHD, man.

It's a machine. It's a machine. Can't do that. Okay. All right, this is this other, okay, we've got this Mexican mayor. She's actually beautiful

of woman. Okay. She staged your own kidnapping. Cover up in a bedevend scheme. Yeah, there we go. Deflection. Deflection. Deflection.

It's what all these fucking leaders do. You know what? I can't believe you just use that fucking word, man. I just, it's a fucking word that I saw somewhere and it makes a lot of sense. Reflecting. Yep. Anyway, she kidnapped herself, I guess. And she's going to go to jail.

Good. And you know what? She's not going to do that great in jail. No. No, man. 40 million pesos. In exchange, okay, you know what 40 million pesos is? Nope.

2.3 million American. Holy fuck, that's a lot of money. She went for a lot of money, man. And there's all kinds of fucking people getting kidnapped these days, man. It's like, I don't know. What the fuck is... What is wrong with you people out there kidnapped? But a bitch of there some people out there right now watching this

that may have kidnapped somebody at one point in their life. I may or may not have. Some people said I kidnapped. the pretty famous rock star you borrowed them and you weren't at that's what I say so we could have we could have taken that could have went real wrong man

because knowing you with the red buzz on you would have been starting to ask you know for money would have been contacting his family saying hey we got a rock star those motherfuckers are on tour again

I'd like to go see them Russia's on tour Russia's on tour and you know what they got a new drummer yeah her name is Anika I believe she's German right

German I think Holy fuck she can fucking drum. Yeah. Unbelievable, man. I haven't seen her drum, but I'd like to see her live. So where are they playing?

Everywhere. How are we going to get to go to this? I don't know. They're not coming here, so we're going to have to go somewhere. Maybe we'll fucking time it with this little flight to the world. Okay, okay.

That's the perfect idea. So what we'll do? We're going to talk about that shit a little bit here. Okay. Maybe we can line it up with a rush tour. Go talk to Al. You said you had something you were going to fucking teach me that was going to change my life. Oh, yeah.

This is it. I haven't tried this yet, man, but... This is a hack? This is a hack. I like hacks. All right, Chipere, can you see this shit right here? Yeah. This is good.

You know how I hate people that fucking, you know, recklessly spill drinks when they're pouring it from one to the other? Especially if you're in a bar. Like, if you're in a bar and you want to, like, you're low on money. You want to scam somebody's drink, take them, sneak it and have it for yourself? You don't want to drink in the same glass. You want to dump it in yours. Correct. But you always spill it.

Every other fucking way. Watch. I'm just going to show you a little bit. It's normally... I don't know if that's going to work, man. You need ice. Okay, watch this. This is going to fucking hurt.

See? Oh, fuck. Look at that fucking mess. What a waste of liquor. You know what you do? Nope. This is something... People probably do it for years that I've never seen before in my legs.

Take the glass. Okay, I've never seen this before. Watch this shit. Look at that. Oh, fucking way. Are you fucking kidding me? Wow. Didn't split a goddamn drop.

That's pretty brilliant. Anytime you got a fucking transfer, that's what you do. And did you put the spoon in it? Do what? Did you put the spoon in the glass? No, it's on top of the glass, man. What? Wow, that is great.

How did you not notice that, man? Come on. Let's do it. Fuck, that is so easy. Okay. No spill. Those of you that like to steal drinks and bars, you don't want to make a mess or ruin or waste alcohol, use a spoon. That's a fucking good hack.

I like it. Simple. You know what? It's free. I like free shit. All right. Free good on you. I got learned today.

All right, man. Enough gabbing about all this stupid shit around the world. Let's get into the drunk and the dumb of the week. Yeah. I just spill some fucking shit. Look what I'm a goddamn flat. Fuck sakes, man. Okay, we got a guy really wobbly walking down the sidewalk.

Oh, fuck. Two-stepping. Backwards. Crossovers. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa, whoa. No, he's dancing and trying to fucking. Oh, yeah. He's got a crowd, man. Watch him. Look at this. Okay. Oh, he is fucking.

No real conclusion, but he's fucking. Wasted. All right. There wasn't a good solid ending to that one, but you know what? I like the crossover.

The fact he fucking stayed on his feet was quite impressive. All right. There's another... You've got a guy working.

Oh, he's fucking... Working. Drunk. Look at the fucking paint brush. Fucking paint everywhere. Oh, what a fucking...

Whoa, dude. And he's smoking. Oh, he's going to paint the grief. Dude. Oh, oh, man. Whoa. He's down.

He's down. He's down. And he's done. He's having a good time. You see the smile on his face? Boy, he was having a great fucking darn. One more time. One more time.

This guy's trying to walk. This guy, I bet you, yeah. What did he? Oh. Just a little fella. I bet you had a pint in him. Did he ever smack his fucking head off the wall? All right.

Do you want to vote for the drunk right now? I mean, hands down. It's got to be the second guy. Which guy was that? The painting. The guy painted. Oh, yeah. He was pretty fucking.

Drinking while he's working. in a painting. Are you kidding me? Yeah, the other guy that smacked his head was pretty fucked. But I like the painter guy. Let's go with the painter guy. Congratulations. Congratulations. You were the Leahy drunk of the week. Good going back. Fucking work and wasted.

You got a tough guy with the guns. Buddy is fucking on something. Whoa. He's like, fuck, you dummy. He shot his gun? He's doing this at home with his mom. Oh my Jesus, buddy. You don't be playing guns in your basement with your mom at home.

What the fuck? You dumbass. Jesus, that was really dumb. Gangster. You're going to shoot a little video of the gun? Maybe have it unloaded, dumb ass. It's not necessary to have a finger on the trigger. People are stupid guns.

Good tune. To sling away. What the fuck is she doing? Oh, fuck. Whoa, whoa. What the fuck move what's that whoa holy shit I've never seen someone fucking what the fuck was that it was like lighter fluid on the birthday cake Why I've never ever seen someone do that before am I like this fine rice

Who does that liquor? I can see this again? What if the fuck? Okay I don't understand what they're saying Whoa. Oh my God, that's really fucked up. All right, so... I'm really confused. We're going to have to do some research in that one. Why the fuck you put a light and fluid on it?

I think it was alcohol, probably. You're not going to put lighter fluid on a birthday. Okay, that makes more sense. A baked Alaska. We're going to have to research it, man. That might be good. I don't know, man. All right.

All right, now this... Didn't we see this one before? I don't... Oh, this is the fire... He's holding the firework. He's going to light the whole, like... The palm tree on fire and shit. Holy fuck, I would not be able to that.

No, man. Yeah, you would. You would do... This is exactly what you would do. Oh, he dropped it. Yeah. Oh, he did. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ho.

One fucking knife. Oh. Jesus party, it's in his house. Wow, what a fucker. What just happened? It's not fire. Is that inside house? No, that's like...

Or hotel? I don't know, man. Maybe it's a hotel. You've done, you've had moving candles and such. Yes, but holy fuck, that was a fucker. That was a, that was a major fucking... So we went. It went off. It must have hurt his fucking hand and he dropped it.

And then it fell down a story or two. All right. Who's the dumbest of all? Holy fuck. This is a tough one. The big Alaska. The gun was dumb. The gun was dumb. The gun was dumb. I don't know if it was dumb. Just a old lady.

I'm not sure what the fuck I'm doing. Because maybe they do that in Alaska. Maybe that's a normal thing. With the cakes. With the booze? Yeah. We're going to have to try that. That might be good. It looked like a marshmallow cake. The guy has fireworks.

It's pretty fucking dumb. I'd say the guy with the fucking gun is dumb. He's fucking firing a gun off in his house. If you're shooting, yeah. When your mom's home. Music video, unload the fucking gun dummy. Put the safety on or... Make some money. Get your own fucking place, dude.

You look like you're old enough to fucking... Have grandkids almost. Is that our dumb of the week? I'd say he's the dumb of the week, man. All right. Buddy with the gun on your moms. Congratulations. You are the dummy of the week.

What the fuck is up with the week? the t-shirt. Is that like a Bernstein beer? What are the fuck they're called? What is that? Dude, you're not gangster because you're smoking a joint and you got a gun. You got a fucking teddy bear in your shirt. You dumbass.

What? Dumb. Idiot. You're dumb. No? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. It looks like he's never fired a gun before on his life. He didn't have a clue what he was doing. He bought some gun up, down some duggie in the corner.

I thought he'd be cool. Change his shirt, but move out. Become a man. Yeah, that was pretty fucking dumb. You dumb fucking cunt. That was really dumb. All right. I gotta, I don't know, man.

I wish I had something to smoke right now. Me too. I'm not fucking nearly high enough. When I see shit like that, it just fucking makes me mad. This is not a place to be mad. Okay. So I did a bit of research. Me too.

What'd you come up with? I'm just trying to think of, I mean, number one, wherever we go, certain countries we probably can't get into. There's a lot of countries we can't get into. And obviously I need to go somewhere where I can smoke. So I found some countries were fucking weeds fully illegal just like Canada. Uruguay? Uruguay.

Uruguay. Uruguay. That's in South America. That's, Fuck on the list. Now, there's other places where medical shit, you can get it, no problem. Okay. We got New Zealand, Australia, Czech Republic, the USA, Germany, Chile, Mexico, Italy, Israel, Thailand, Spain.

Israel? Yeah. We can't really go there. Isn't there a war going on? Yeah, but it might be... When the war is done, maybe. Maybe, yeah. New Zealand, we've been there, Australia, we've been there.

USA, could be tricky getting into. Germany we've been. So that leaves like Chile, Mexico, Italy. We're going to cancel those with Thailand and Spain. All right. Okay, you know what?

You did some good research in there, bud. Well, Spain decriminalized private use. But if you carry it around in public spaces with THC over the legal limit, and I don't know what the fuck, legal limit of THC, how do you find that? The fuck that.

Anyway, that's completely illegal. So I think Spain's going to have to be off the list. Okay, Spain is off the list. Italy, the weed is controlled by state. It's controlled by the state through military forces. So that sounds a little risky. As much as I love to go there, I like their guns. You know what?

I like Italian foods. We haven't really tangoed with the military before. Cops, yeah, but military? So, I mean, basically we're down to, well, Israel is off the list. because there's a war. So I'd say either Thailand, Jamaica, Portugal, or fucking Uruguay.

Uruguay. All right, you know what? What do you got? This is what I got. Because when I did the research, it's about the same thing. You got a bit of a record. You want to find a place

that's not too fucking crazy about letting people in. I mean, we can get some passports and shit anyway. I don't care about that shit. Okay. Yes, we need to find a place that's not so fucking strict with drugs because when you're on vacation, I don't want to be the guy saying, you know, you can't fucking party.

No, I don't want to be stressed out trying to find. Is Thailand on your fucking list? It is, but they are getting a bit stricter, it says. Yeah, but man, it's cheap. You know how much booze is down there? Chaos, they say, from what this is saying. It's crazy down there, man. What do you mean chaos?

I don't know. Okay. Do you remember the movie? fear and loathing in Las Vegas. I do. If we get that banged up, which I can see you get not being up. Thailand's like a

fucking other planet. It's crazy, man. Really? And they got things like people coming up to you. There's lots of like what I've heard like I think they're called

like lady boys or whatever. I don't know. Oh, is that where the lady boys are? Yeah, in Thailand and they I think that's going to freak you the fuck out. No offense to anybody that's doing that for living, good on you. but people like you,

I don't think you want to go over there. It can be confusing, for sure. It'd be very confusing. All right, number two on the list. Portugal. Okay, it's on my list. They decriminalized the drugs and all that shit. It's pretty chill, man.

They get good food. Good place to walk around. Yeah. Good place for me to maybe start up the business if we want to stay. Like a cafe or shit, it's easy, man. Unfortunately, they got eliminated in the World Cup. Oh, that sucks.

Yeah. I don't give a fuck. Okay, Mexico. I don't know, man You hear people saying the cartel this, cartel that? Mexico's a big fucking place, man. You know what I mean?

Huge. We could go to a really safe place. Booze is cheap, especially tequila. You can get weed. They get fucking lots of weed and shit there, I guess. Yeah. But I don't know.

You don't want to end up the gym. It's massive, man. Like when people, the cartel fucking shot a bunch of people. That's probably like fucking 30 hours away on a fucking plane or not that long but you know what I mean not that big no it's it's big man like you can fuck it you could be on a plane for 10 hours going one into the other holy fuck okay that's big it's bigger than it's bigger than it's like this okay next one on my list Jamaica yeah it's on my list like the music like the weed I do like the bud yeah everything slows down

in Jamaica man this is which I like it's good for us because we're stressed out we're we're fucking can we go around there is it safe and shit it's safe I mean they say don't go to Kingston but you know what maybe because you look like a fucking dickhead with you look like a tourist you act like a tourist you act like an idiot I think if you and I went to Kingston we'd make a lot of good friends and a lot of business opportunities you just don't want to cross anybody just like in jail right another one Spain yeah lots of good places to drink at Spain man lots of cannabis clubs yeah I'm just worried about this public bullshit yeah man it's better

It's got a better infrastructure than Thailand or Mexico. In Spain, they say. Which I don't give a fuck about any, really. But 10 to 14 hours to get there. That's a long playwright. What about Jamaica? How far? Jamaica's fucking easy, man. That's just like four hours, I think, from here.

Okay. That's real close. So that's my pick anyway. You know what? Jamaica me excited, man. Jamaica me crazy, ma'an. I'm thinking, I don't think we get in much trouble in Jamaica.

Portugal, again, you know, that's 13 hours away by plane. Don't know, man. You know what? I think Jamaica could be the winner. I think Jamaica could be the winner, man. You know what we could do? I've had Jamaican gumball, but I've never had it in Jamaica. You know what we got to do, man.

You go on these little tours. We'll be going to fuck the tours. We'll just follow them. Go to where Bob Marley was fucking buried. That'd be cool. The guys that take you there, they're like, boom. Here's all kinds of weed. Let's get fucking high.

Sounds good to me, man. I'd like to do a weed tour. I would like to live there, actually. Wow. So we're just getting one-way tickets? Here, let me see. These are definitely... Return.

Two flights anywhere in the world. Yep. Wait now. Fuck. Did you read the fine print? I don't... What do you mean? These experiments.

Spire, man. No, they didn't. He just gave him to me. No, no, no, no. The expiry date is May 31st, 2025. You dumb. Fuck off.

Are you fucking kidding me right now? How much was that worth to you? Two grand? What'd you get that for? Tommy Dick Trioes me. What the fuck? Where does it say that?

Right at the very ball. It says, compliment you two fights in the world. You always got to read the fine fucking print, Ricky. Where? Show me. Right there. Right there with the red. It's got the date and fucking red, man.

Expirory date. What a fucking... You know what? I would have loved to... He's laughing his bag off at me right now, I bet. You know what? That would have been good to go to Jamaica for Christmas or something. Holy fuck.

What a waste of fucking time research in all these fucking countries last night. God damn fucking Jesus. Hey, hey. But now we know, man. Now we can make this a goal. We're going to go on vacation. to Jamaica yeah and Tommy Diction he's fucking paying for it now we've got it all

planned well we're gonna get it son of a we don't have it all planned yet but that's uh anybody out there have any connections to anybody to get us to Jamaica help us out we need to go on vacation you fucking kidding I'm gonna be hearing about this until we cut off his finger or whatever I was fucking pump for this I mean your can is a pretty good airline isn't it I don't know man all airlines are fucked as far as I concerned destination anywhere in the world. Passengers to...

Expiring. It's time to go. We can read that as much as you're not going on. All right. That turned to shit, but we now know where we're going to go on vacation, so it takes a lot of planning instead of just getting up going. So anyway, everybody... Are they strict for criminal records and shit?

We can get in. Okay. We can totally get in, man. Fuck you, Tommy Dicktree. We're still going to fucking Jamaica. You're paying for it, you son of a bitch. Go fuck yourself, Tommy. Fuck you, Tommy.

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