Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 40 - Julian Changes It Up

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

The hot knives are glowing, and Julian's buzzing with new ideas for the podcast. But can Ricky's brain take it all in at once? There's also tips for killers, dirty ol' hot dogs, and the Boys' new invention, the teabag diet. Plus: Ricky's emergency surgery - find out what the f**k happened!

New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now. Let me know when you're ready, man. It's been a long time since I've done hot knives, man. A long time. You know, I've done a hot knife in... It might have been 10 years. It's been a while.

We got to do that thing where you had, like, you took the 2-liter bottle. Cut the bottom off. You put some fucking ice cubes in it. You got to have some holes in it. You got to put the other thing. Makes it smooth. Yeah, man, definitely.

Yeah, I got a good little glow. Thanks for having my back last week when my nut almost blew in the sack. Man. That was fucked out. No problem. Well, the boys were telling me, like, it's a parasite up in your nut, right? So you had a fucking full-on butt, bug. Bug.

Yeah, you said it was... In there. Elephantgronchitis or something? Elephantitis or elephantitis? Elephatitisis. Elephalysis. You had an elephant fucking disease. I had an elephant in my back.

How is the nut? Is it back to normal? It's getting there. Fuck, man. I'm fucking, I'm falling apart, man. It was the size of a softball. I fucking blew up my knee on some black eyes. So you got your leg double injured?

I had the fucking eye surgery yesterday. What? Yep. Horseshoe tear, they called it in my retin. I'm seeing all these. I thought you were to shit me. Black lines and spire. I thought it was having a goddamn stress.

I thought it was just the mushrooms that was fucking. But it wasn't on mushrooms, I realized. So then I'm like, something's wrong. How don't you, like, realize that you're on, not or maybe on mushrooms? Like I was. Sometimes you see weird shit. Do you know what?

Anyway, I was like, fuck. So I started to look at shit up. It's like, based on the symptoms, it was saying I might have a detached retina. They said, if that is the case, you need to go to a doctor, immediately. So you went right there, right there?

Thankfully, it wasn't that, but I still needed emergency surgery because it's fucking horseshoe tear in my retina they called it. I guess I'm just getting old. I don't know. No, you know what? Fuck. You're doing fucked up shit when you're on mushrooms and stuff. You've got to chill out a bit, man.

You're hurt on yourself. Now I can't sleep because my knee's fucked. So how are you going to get to sleep? You're going to get just wasted? I guess. I don't know. And see that. It's better than sleep pills.

How do you think you got to get to sleep? the fucking whatever knee problem you had going there that was from being wasted and hitting black ice or something my nut problem my knee no no no problem the knee problem oh there was not even a buzz on involved maybe a little tiny bit of hash when when have you been fucking totally straight when's the last time totally straight like totally straight god i hope never but i don't know i would say but straight your definition of my are two totally different things yeah i'm just you're just you You're, no, the thing is I'm just saying you're constantly. Unless I'm fucking falling down, fucked, then I'm straight.

Well, you got to take care of yourself, man. If I had been fucked, I would have been fine. Just don't go fucking. Saw the black ice. Or I would have just danced on it. It would have been fine. You were dancing, aren't you? Is that how you fucked it up?

Did you start dancing? Nope. Bullsh. I wish I had a better story, man. Well, should have been dancing. You know what the problem? is your stories are filled with a bunch of fucking lies. You gotta chill that shit out, man.

Okay. You're way, you're fucking wasted. You're wasted every fucking injury you have right now. Don't give me that shit, man. Not true. Pull shit. I'm with you every day, man. People are fucked.

You know what? And we were talking about the last time, you know, about when you had your ball problem. We got to make some changes, I think, man. Yeah, you keep talking about change. I think change is good. We got to change some shit up. We got to, and here's what it is.

You know what the main fucking problem is? What? I hate fucking talking. I hate like small talking. I don't love it, especially when you baked at your goddamn on. I'd rather just relax. Me too. I like to have a drink.

So I don't just sit here? We got to make it seem like we're not talking so fucking. Get more guests. That's one of them. Boom. That's on the list. But I think we should also, we should also like break the show up into like, segments because I've been watching other podcasts out there they got like segments man

we just sit here knows all the big words segments it's that's not a big word man it's a lot of people a lot of people probably don't know what it means what do you know what it means yeah what does it mean it just what does it fucking mean it's like those how you break up an orange yeah okay in segments that was a good it's It's not, it's, yeah, close. You did good. It's just separate. We're going to sit like have different sections.

One section. We're going to talk about something that section. Everybody would understand. Then we'll have like a fucking game or something. Then we'll have like a fucking, I don't know, some kind of like the guest. What if we don't have, can we fucking talk to people, call them? We can call. See?

You got two things. I'm on fire. Okay, so we can call some people. You know what we should do? this is what I think we should do, man. And this is a good one because the world is fucked right now. You know that? Like, I know you don't watch the news or anything,

but the whole world is completely... I've heard about something. There is some fucking crazy shit going on. There's some crazy shit. You don't even need to get into it. Because I don't want to hear you rambling on about it all the time. Good. I think we've got to, like, spread some love.

You know, some positive love and shit, man. All right. You know what I mean? Have some drinks, get high, and just fucking... Maybe call some people up and say. say, hey, what's going on, man? How are you doing? What if we're in a piss?

We don't want to spread love. If we're in a what? A piss. If we're in a piss. Yeah. What do you mean? If we're in a pissy mood. Oh, if we're in a piss.

Who says that, man? What if we're in a piss? I think that's a thing. What if we're pissed off? No, you know what? I know, because we do get pissed off a lot. Let's just change that up, man. Let's like, you know, stop being so pissy all the time.

Okay. Be nice. Here's the thing. I can't deal with all of those changes at what. Okay, no, no, no, no, no. That's a lot. I'm not asking you to fucking completely be de first. Be eased into it.

We're going to ease into it. Okay. Like, you know, when Randy's here, why does Randy have to be here? Well, well, he could be a guest. That's what I'm saying. The less we have to talk. Okay, I feel you on the less talk. That's the problem, man.

Who wants to talk for a half of the street? More better. Yeah, man, I fucking hate it. All right. So that's it. So you know what? I'm going to do, man. I'm going to get out the fucking pen and paper.

I'm going to make some segments. I'm going to fucking some. And I want less work. Because it, you know, I feel like I don't want to be here with nothing to talk about. So usually the night before or earlier in the day, I find some shit to talk about. I don't want to do that anymore. Hey, you don't have to. Get somebody to do it for me.

well okay we're gonna I'm gonna come up with something man so they don't even have to yeah we gotta ask some questions sometimes but we'll have some like standard questions yeah I'll look those up shit man this fucked up shit apps

and I'm excited because I know I know it's hard for you because you don't like change man remember that we heard about that beautiful gorgeous girl that said that in the headline from South Korea yeah she was beautiful beautiful South Korean murderer used chat GPT to plan killings. Dumb. So fucking dumb.

Well, it's smart in a way, but also dumb, I guess. Even in your history? Come on, man. But those things are supposed to have safeguards, but you can trick it. Trick what? Well, instead of saying, hey, how do I fucking kill this dude? You say,

hey, I'm writing a fucking movie. Or you say, hey, I'm taking this medication. Is it okay to drink while I'm taking it? No, it's not. Very dangerous. Okay. There's a great method. What would happen if I took too much? Chachy T.P. is a bit dumb. Well, it's a, it's not dumb, man. It's like fucking 2,700 or seven or seven or seven or times. You could at least say, why are you asking this? I guess you could still lie and say, oh, I'm just taking a, fuck. Yeah, there's no way to fuck.

It's a machine. It's a fucking machine. You can't, you can trick them, man. Do you ever see, it's Terminator. Same thing, man. The way that he was talking to the fucking Ernie. Yeah. The Terminator? He was just dummy in him, man. Because he can only think logically, right? She tried to kill her ex-boyfriend and it didn't work. She mixed some kind of pills with alcohol. Okay.

He got sick, but he didn't die. Who did die? Well, then she used GPT and said, okay, well, what the fuck? Can I use to kill people? She had a thing for killing people. Okay, so she killed her boyfriend. Tried to. Okay.

But did she end up killing him? No, she killed two strangers. Two strangers. Yeah, she went to a motel with the guy And she knew what to use now She used sleeping pills with alcohol Wow She left the next morning by herself

But he was dead And then the next week She went to a different hotel With a different guy and killed him Wow She had a real taste for it, I guess She got the taste She's like, whoa

You know what? This was easy But why? What did she get out of that? She's fucking She's a cyclopath Yeah, man you get the hunger

and then some people in the line were like we'll give her a light sentence because she's gorgeous it's like fuck off okay you know what it would have been better so you're on that you agree with the later sentence because she's a good looking oh definitely

no I'm just and I don't know hey I don't know have you heard to fucking say life in prison because you know she's 21 it's maybe you can I think I fucking killed two men

I think with a bit of counseling people can be turned around though man all right we'll just I don't know I disagree to disagree yes she's just

she needs help man well I guess we could keep talking about murder if you want sure man it's the fucking good positive fucking thing to be talking about eh

brain on track all right keep give it to me she was dumb and got caught all right she well she could have

disposed the body Which that's what I was... She didn't. No, she just left them in the fucking hotel. She was reckless, man. She was not that intelligent. Not a good fucking serial killer. No.

But, you know, if you have to get rid of a body, how do you really do it? How do you do it? Mm-hmm. So I went down to answer that? Went down the rabbit hole. Okay. You tell us. So, you know what?

We're going to talk about 10 famous ways to dispose of a body and how they'll get you arrested. And we don't suggest anybody. fucking doing this out there. Don't go. No, because if you do, you'll probably get caught. You will get caught. And there's a lot of myths out there.

And that is just fucking weird on top of it all. So you did like, no. Number one is burial under the floorboards. Yeah. No. Never going to work.

John Wayne Gasey style. Well, it's going to fucking stink no matter what you wrap. No kidding, man. You get a rat that's fucking dead under the trailer? You're smelling it. Yep.

Whole lot. It's still evidence and shit and blood. That's the first, that's like the cliche fucking place to bury on a box same kind of fucking problem

I mean it's gonna bury them a box there's no such thing is it you know a box it's not gonna leak or

well they can't make them but no I know what you're saying that in ordinary it's still a pretty high risk yeah you're gonna get caught

dumping the body in the water smarter with cement shoes on okay however I didn't know this there's still enough gases that get fucking created in the body

it'll raise a body with cement shoes on up to how much To the top of the fucking surface No, no, no, how much weight would you have to strap to somebody? I think you'd have to, in case, the other problem is that cement has

fucking air bubbles in it, so cement can fuck you. Wow. Okay. Keep going. Vat of acid. I always thought that was the shit. I think that's, you're breaking bad?

Totally, man. Nope. What? Doesn't work. Bullshit. You don't never get rid of the entire body. And it just, there's shit. It makes things pretty fucking difficult.

These three kids killed her teacher that tried to do it. No. It fucking stank so bad. Police can, and it was still, the body was still pretty much fully intact after, like, a week. Jesus. See, I'm glad that I read this because I thought the vat of acid was the fucking shit. I betcha people are doing it with, like, Coca-Cola, too, because it's supposed to do the same thing, right?

I heard if you put a piece of steak in a can of Coke, it'll be gone in the morning. Yeah, it'll be gone, man. Well, that's not on the list. You can try that one, I guess. Feed it to the pigs. Pigs, that's the one. Nope. What?

They don't eat everything. They leave too much evidence around. Clothes and little bits of the body. No. But I think I thought they only left the teeth. Digging your own grave. You take someone in the woods and say, all right, dig your fucking grave, but you have to dig it at least six feet deep. Six feet.

Or animals can smell it and little fuckers will dig it out. And you want the line. You want the line down. That's kind of takes some time. What do you figure? four hours I always think that man I've never dug a fucking hole

to put a body in but six feet down especially who's in the woods who likes to fucking shovel man I can't even handle even on a beach I think it's gonna take you a beach sand man come on think about that one so that's rough well in a

desert the same thing you think it's worse you fucking try to dig a hole in the sand it fills back up man come on So what's the best soil? I think you want a good fucking topsoil. At least the earth will take care of the body faster.

Anyway, there's no fucking way you're digging a six foot hole. You got to put, I know. Maybe with a backhoe, I guess. People do it, man. They've been doing it. Did you fucking see a yellow stone? Burn the body. Lots of bodies fucking being, what?

Burn the body. You would think that's another good one. Nope. What? No, man, with all the new friends, science, they can tell if the body was fucking killed in the fire or not. Plus, a house fire only burns at 1,500 degrees. Yeah, that's not. Crematorium, 2,500 degrees. And even then, they said the fucking people at the morgue still have to crush up bits by hand.

That's fucked up. Yeah, what a horrible job, man. So, yeah, wood chipper. That's Fargo style. That was based on somebody. I didn't know that. Fargo, man. No, it was based on a real fucking story. I know. Fargo? No, but this... The wood chipper. I don't know if the guy was in... The wood chipper thing, that happened, man. I know. When you got caught. They were fucking shooting about it.

I never thought about it until I read this, but how the fuck could you possibly clean out the mask? That's a mess. There's no fucking way you're going to get at all. Hair, bones, fucking... Blood and brains. Jesus. And finally... Okay. Is this the one that does it?

Is this the winner? This one's probably the most fucked on the list. Great. Weeking at Bernie is the body. What? Walk around with them. Keep them alive. Keep the body live.

What? That's not getting rid of it. No shit. You're just hanging out with a dead person, man. You're going to get caught. But in 2024, two separate people, one in Ohio and one in Brazil, tried to take a dead relative to the bank to get money. I've heard of that, man. That's not that uncommon.

Well, they got caught, both of them. Because buddy didn't answer any questions or... I can't imagine. Like, how the fuck could you walk someone in the bench? You'd have to have a strap-bop. I mean... Puppet equipment on them, I guess, or I don't know. If the person's life, they're like 100 pounds or something, not a problem.

Get some little sticks coming out of their back. Work the arms. And just say, hey, let's go in there. Yeah, I set a few drinks. Then you have, like, eh. That's a weird. That's a ballsy, weird, fucked up move. It's a very weird move, man.

I don't think I would ever try that. So, you gave me 10 fucking points. What is the one? There's no fucking great answer. There's got to be. I think, yeah, I don't know. You don't know? Crocodile.

Do we miss someone? A big fucking boa constrictor, maybe? I don't know. Yeah, the bow would fucking swallow you. So, okay. But all these ones that I thought would be great. Well, not all them are great, but I thought the water or the acid or the pigs. Yeah, I thought some of them would be okay.

No. Not that I'm ever going to be in the situation where I need to get rid of a body, I hope. Here's a question for you, man. What? I don't know. I don't even know how to answer it myself. Would you eat the bacon from a pig that ate a person? That's a fucked up question, man.

Would you, though? Do I know what ate a person? Yeah, you knew that fucking chari. Charlie the fucking pig ate somebody. And now it's like dinner time. It's Christmas even. Is he fully grown or is he still? He's fully grown, man.

He's probably about 250 pounds. So his bacon's pretty much... It's got... It's tasty bacon. And you're hungry and you smell it. And I'm like, Charlie ate somebody. Remember he ate fucking Frankie? I mean, I guess it's better than wasting it. But I don't know.

Would it play on your mind as you're eating it? You would have... Basically, we're being... Do you think it tastes different just because you know... No, man. There's definitely some shit that is in that bacon that was also in fucking Frank. That got eaten. Was Frank a good guy?

Frank was a fucking miserable old fuckhead. Okay. See, that changed... Alcoholic. So he's better off. He's probably riddled with fucking so many drugs in his veins and his body. It's a tough... It's a tough debate.

whether you eat and Frank Frank Frank was 300 Frankie bacon or Frankie Frankie Bacon Frank was like 450 pounds So he's a fatty

He's a back bacon He was a big feast And he went down the hatch I have a weird mental thing With bacon fat I try to get The least amount of fat Is it freak you out

The fast and best tastyest As part man That's what they say I just it's a mental thing You can't You know what I get the same thing When you're eating a big

steak or something you're like going Jesus fuck you know it's like this is a cow this was a fucking creature I mean I love I can't think about that shit I know you can't same thing with steak I gotta cut the fat off And then you know what you know what's ruined me thinking that way eating hot dogs man

I can't think about where a hot dog is There's all everything yeah like you've I've seen videos man you don't want to eat but fuck well they taste fucking great You go watch a hockey game and you're in the fucking rink and there's a hot dog you're eating you're eating a few

or a barbecue dog late at night you're fucked oh yeah I was gonna say we should make some hot dogs I haven't had one for a bit I'm in too

okay we talked about we got a hot dog last week or week before we never did okay but you know what I bet you there's some fucking kind of

like meditation videos and shit with hot dogs no no that can play your mind of thinking like all of a sudden you're eating a hot dog you're like

fuck big stout right you're like Jesus and you want to stop See, now every time I eat, I'm going to be thinking about shit. That's what I mean. You got inside my head, man. That's not, fuck.

There's got to be some things that we could do before we eat a hot dog to get him prepared. And you know what it is? A cow roaming around his little field and now I'm eating them. Now you're eating them. Fuck. Or no, he was a bullfrog, not a cow. Who? Jeremiah.

Yeah, he was a cow, man. Oh, sorry, a dog. Resistance. Come. Listen, cunt. It has to be the, the, core. where are we at. That was 21 minutes.

All right, I can talk about these people eating with film wrap. Yeah, kind of done. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, keep going. Yeah, so. Sorry, Jared, yeah, he finished with Jared. No, Jeremiah was a bullfrock. Yeah, sorry.

Okay. Yeah, he was, man. All right, speaking about fucked up people eating shit, man, this is people that are eating, but aren't eating anything. And this is fuck. People are doing this, man. The new is crazy. What do you mean?

They're eating, but they're not eating. They take, because they want to lose weight or something, right? So they're taking saran wrap, cling wrap, right? Putting them in their mouths. Then they're eating with this shit. So it makes it seem like they're eating, but then they just take the rap boat, dump it, and then go for another bite. It's like a mouth food concept?

So what they're doing, they're tricking their fucking brain, because the brain thinks they're eating, right? Yeah, but you wouldn't taste it or anything. You wouldn't taste it, but your brain would be getting the endorphins and shit from going, oh, yeah, this is a good meal, right? I'm full now. If you put a bite of steak in your mouth, like, how are your teeth not puncturing the wrap? Maybe they're eating fucking noodles or something.

I don't know what the hell they're doing. Like ramen? They're doing it. Anyway, that's what they're doing. So anyway, I mean, it's a big problem, man. Does it work? Like, should I be trying it? No, you don't want to try it, man.

It's stupid. It's the dumbest thing in the world. Sounds fucked. Check this soap. Because not only are they not getting any calories, they're fucking nutrients and shit from their food. They're like swallowing microplastics from this cling wrap. Of course there.

Good going. You dummies? That's a double whammy. Those are really good for you. And then all of a sudden they're going, oh, get bulimia or anorexia or whatever. It's because you're not fucking eating. Please, people eat. Don't be, if you want to, like, just stay away from the shit, you know.

You'll lose weight. That is one of the most fucked up diets I've ever heard of. It's incredible, man. People got to learn a little bit more, man. I mean, there's a way to do it where you can still sort of taste things and get the pleasure of it. And then you ripped all that fucking back out, sure. Like, could you do a mesh bag? You'd probably still.

You know what? Like a tea bag. You probably still get some calories. but not nearly as many. You'd be actually swallowing some things that are good for you after you're eating good, right? And you're just lacking other things. So we need to create a tea bag mouth con.

All right, we're going to, no one. I want no part of it. You can do it because I think it's fuck. I don't invent. I will help you invent it. I just don't want my name on it. You go full tilt your name. I'll help you design the tea bag diet.

That sounds like a sexual diet. Well, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. Which might work as a diet. I don't know. You're getting nutrients down the hatch. You're getting all this shit. It'll keep you alive a little bit.

Maybe keep you not so sick. It would only work on certain foods. But fuck, you've got to eat, like, come on. Oh, I agree. Better way to eat. Better way of doing things than that, man. People are dumb. You know what?

Segment. See, I'm tired now. I don't want to talk anymore. Sections. Sections. Yeah. We need sections. Well, like I said, you're going to have to ease me into it.

I'm going to ease you into it. You know what, man? We'll do it. Big change. Big ones. It's big too much. Okay. We're going to ease there ourselves in it.

But I'm telling you right now, there's going to get to a point where there's going to be like a little fucking boom on the screen. This little thing that's going to be a title or something fucked. It's going to go, all right. Cool. We're into this segment. So I'll just imagine it right before a segment. Yeah, man. I think it's going to give it a lot more like, like, like, end.

Like energy, man, you know? Okay. It's just so hard to, after a while, like, I don't want to talk. I'm done. If we want energy, maybe we should not get as baked. What? But then... You know what the golden rule is?

If we're not having fun, we're not going to do it. Well, then we're not doing it not baked. That's right. That's rule number one. All right. Okay, we're going to come up with some segments in a little while. It's going to take a bit, but I'm going to ease him into it so he doesn't get all fucking... Where do you want to start?

What's the first ease into? The beginning. I gotta think about it and I've already thought of it I'm gonna surprise you it's done I don't know surprises man we're gonna see a new beginning

of the first part of the show the new beginning and I'm gonna tell you one thing it has something it has something to do with a character named Kramer that's it no more fucking

Kramer versus Kramer Nope I'm just gonna leave with that one All right, everybody. Whoa. Peace out. Really? Are we rocking?

We're done. We're done? Yeah, man. I'm done. I can't talk anymore. All right. Cheers. We'll see you at the new beginning.

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