Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 40 - The Bird Is The Word

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

F**K OFF WITH THE BIRD FLU!! Bubs was just trying to help f**kin' Donnie out, now he's all banged up. Will he take his revenge on the sickly chicken? Also find out why Julian wants to be a workin' man in Japan, and who the Boys crown Dummy Of The Week!

To watch the video, Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys Swear Nut app. You gotta look like a duck with that thing on. Like, what the fuck is it? Well, I have to wear it. It's got like a, looks like an axe. Are you wearing it for you or for us? Well, for you guys. I don't want you to wear it. It's got like a, looks like an axe. Are you wearing it for you or for us? Well, for you guys. I don't want you to get it. So you got a penis flu?

Yeah, it's not working or something? Bird flu. I think I have the bird flu. No, it's got nothing to do with my bird. Oh. It's the flu. I thought the bird flu affected your bird. No, Ricky, it's from when I was replacing the boards on Donnie's fucking coop.

He told me it was empty. There was no chickens in there, so I got in there and fucking started pulling boards off, and the cocksucker was sleeping right there, and he attacked me. So I got the bird flu. How do you know it's the bird flu? Well, a fucking bird attacked me and then I got sick. Yeah, but there's all kinds of fucking colds and Yeah, man.

shit, man. Well, I think I got the bird flu. Did you touch the bird? I thought you had to bang a swan or something. Yeah, I thought. Something like that. No, I, yes, I touched him. He was fucking clapping at me.

He was trying to fuck fucking take my eyes out. See that should have been on video, these dicks should have been there getting that footage because that would have been funny. Oh, I fucking gave him one. You hit the bird. I punched, yes, I punched him right in his beak. How did he take it?

What was I supposed to do? He was trying to get me with his spurs. He was clacking his spurs, trying to pinch my fucking jugular. See animals can take a lot, man. When you hit them, they can take a fuck. Oh, I fucking clocked him. Did you knock him out?

He didn't even go down, no! We just got him more mad. He just shook it off and then he came back clacking at me. I got him pinned to the wall with the rake. So you got a cock fight, now you got the bird flu. I had him pinned right to the wall with the rake. So you got a cock fight, now you got the bird flu. I had him pinned right to the wall with the rake. Jesus. Till I got out the door.

He's fine, I saw him, he's all right. Yeah, birds don't feel pain, I heard. Yeah. You know what you should do, you're not the real way of getting back to that bird. Eat him. I don't want to eat the cocksucker. Throw him in the oven, man.

I'm not eating him now, he's got the flu. Deep fry little fucker. He's now, he's got the flu. Deep-fried little fucker. He's gonna, he's got the flu, he's done anyway. With his big thumbs on it, dippin' him some fuckin' egg whites. It's tasty. I'm not eatin' Donnie's check.

What? I might eat him. Don't eat that one, he's sick. He's free range. He's not sick. He's fuckin' fine, bubs. February the 21 already? Oh yeah.

That's a good, you shouldn't be burping in your mask, man. You know what that, yeah, you gotta vent. That was awful. Yeah, don't do that, man. What are you saying, Ricky? You said it's February the 21 already, man. And you know what? This fucking month sucks, man.

Doesn't it? It's so fucking cold out, boys. The fucking freezing rain. This shit, there's a fucking plane that flipped on the runway this week. This snow, and then it rains, then it freezes. It's fucked. Oh, goddamn, outdoors like a skating rink. We should take some pictures and put them up

so that the people that like watching in Florida and down in the Warm areas can see what they'll make fun of us. They'll say you fucking idiots Yeah, look at you go. It's not our fault that there's snow. I know it fucking sucks. We got to deal with this shit People don't understand the ice is that thick on the ground. My driveway is about five inches thick man of ice. Did you measure it against your wiener? Perhaps, come on. No it's about, I checked it out. So it's twice as thick as your bird.

Twice as thick, yeah. You put your two and a half incher up against it. Here we go. Alright so what's going on? You know what? We're going to turn this into a positive, boys. All right. We've got this 21 days of fucking freezing hell is over with.

We're almost into March. Almost. March break comes along. That's when people start getting all horny for fucking summer. The weather starts to get a bit better. So cheers to fucking February almost ending. Fuck you February. Fuck you February.

We gotta figure it out of control, the simulation and turn the thought. All right, here we go. You, you could be the guy that figures this shit out, man. I'm going to. Like it's driving me nuts cause you talk about it so fucking much, but I think you're the guy to figure it out.

I'm just ignoring all of it. Fuck it. Well, it's probably the way to do it. Probably. Because that's basically how we've been functioning our whole life. We're either in it or we're not. Fuck it. It's a good theory to have, Ricky.

It's a good way to be, but I just can't turn it off. So you think this is... I think we caused it. We've fucking been thinking about the ice so much. It caused more of it. You know, I do think that, man. Yes, we got it. If we really believe that the ice is going to go away, we can...

All right. Let's all do it then. Okay. We're going to wish the ice away? We're going to wish it away. There's's gonna be no more ice storms this year. But it can't just be like a one time thing, you gotta really want it and think about it. So what about, you know, all of a sudden you're paddling along and you know a fucking whale swallows you? That happened. I know, is that part of it?

Did the, did the kayaker wish to be swallowed by a whale? No, I don't think he, you know. I just think someone said, let's fuck this guy up. But his dad was filming him. Maybe his dad thought, how fucked would it be if he got eaten by a whale right now? I was pretty fucked. It was in Chile.

Kayakers just kayaking. And a fucking humpback whale decided to swallow him. Like, no problem. He fucking took that guy down like nothing. But he spit him out, and he was fine. Yeah, but he still went under a bit. He still took that guy down like nothing. But he spit him out and he was fine. Yeah, but he still went under a bit. He still fucked the guy up for it. I mean, he was cool.

Oh, no. I'm sure the guy's gonna have nightmares. I thought it was gonna fuck that the dad just kept filming. It's like, right, your son just got swallowed by a whale. Why are you still shooting? Yeah, why are you just... And he didn't even say, oh, my God, or anything. See, that's where the real story's at.

What is going on with this father and son relationship, boys? Maybe it was actificial intelligence. Yeah. OK. Could've passed. Maybe. But it's kind of his fucked up. You think the guy would have been over there with his oar

fucking whacking that whale. Exactly. Like, get up there, get up there, sneeze. Well, you can't really fight a whale. But the guy was too calm man. I think. Oh I agree. I think there's been some deep rooted issues

in that father son relationship. That's what I want to know. Pinocchio too, didn't it? Pinocchio. Didn't he get swallowed by a cock sucking whale? Or was that a different movie? That was a different movie Ricky. That was a movie dick man. It's different. Pinocchio was never near a whale sucking whale? Or was that a different movie? That was a different movie, Ricky. It was a movie dick, man.

It was a different movie. Nokia was never near a whale, was he? I don't know, maybe. I don't know, man. I don't follow that shit. He would just tell a lie and get his nose to grow out, you know, up through his blowhole. I thought JuPetto had to go fucking save him somewhere.

Who? JuPetto? JuPetto? Yeah, the old guy. That's not his name. No, Geo peto. Not Geo peto. Not Jude peto. Bob's I don't know fairy tales. He's not a Jewish pedophile. Yes, he had a Sopranoscio. Had a cock for a nose. It could grow. And he would be lying, if he was in that whale, he would be lying and lying. Nose right through the whale. Jesus fuck, lads. Pinochio.

Pinochio. You hear about the Canadian that was down in Turks and Caigos? No, I did actually. That is bad. Dumb, dumb. What? You don't be, like you're not in a fucking zoo. What happened? Does matter.

She's there filming the shark on a photograph. Fucking shark. Six footer. Six footer. It's a big shark. The thing fucking ate her hands. She lost her two hands. They got mangled.

What? Yeah, she had to get her hands amputated. She was like, oh, I gotta take pictures of this fucking shark. Look how beautiful it is. Gag, gag, gag, gag. Gone, mangled ants. She put them in a fucking blender. Yeah, they had to be amputated.

So wait a second, was she in the water? Yeah, she was in the water. She started freaking out. Her husband went and fucking fought the shark off, saved her, but she lost both of her fucking hands. So she was just doing this? Yeah, basically. And he grabbed her.

He fucking munched on, man. I don't know if she was underwater or if she was... She put her hands in a garbarator. She was just trying to get close to pictures of this fucking shark. She got too close. Like why? She's dumb.

She's all excited, man. Because they look like they're fucking, you know? It's a fucking shark! Yeah, even if you watch Find Nemo, you should know not to stick your hands in a bucket. But they became friends later. You know, she's just dumb. She's just like, you know?

The woman and the shark became friends after it ate her hands? I don't think so, I don't think. I think she flew the fuck out of there. Who did you? You said somebody became friends. Who was that? People are like in the movies.

They become friends with the sharks and shit. You get these guys diving other videos. They're like, sharks aren't fucking what you think they are. They're gentle creatures. You watch Shark Week and they'll tell you don't stick your fucking hands in the space. That's the problem with all these fucking social media things, man. You're watching shit like that. Oh, I agree.

And all of a sudden you think the sharks, all sharks are cool now, but he was doing it in the video. Just patting their backs. There's a guy, did you ever see a guy goes, no, I'll watch this, I can kiss him. And the fucking thing bites his lips off. Yeah, right under his lips.

What? Yeah. The shark? Oh yeah. It was just a small one, but still a bit his fucking lips off. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I mean, I feel bad for the woman, but fuck.

Not very smart on her part. Well, here we go. We got another victim of the contact lenses, man. Shit storms. Oh yeah. Yep. First heard about that. She went in, she's... What contact? Like how is this a fucking... Four or five fucking lenses man shit storms. Oh yeah. Yep. First heard about that. What contact lenses?

Like how is this a fucking. Four or five fucking lenses behind her eyeball. She had five lenses in the back of her eyeball. Stuck. What? She left, she thought they popped out or whatever, but no, she put another one in. How the fuck you can have that behind your eyeball.

Five eyeballs, five lenses buttoned in the back of her eyeball. It must have been so uncomfortable. And dried out. Like an old fucking dumpster back there. Dumpster of lenses, man. Yeah, old lens dumpster. What else did she find?

An old chip bag or? There could have been some chip bags, who knows, man. I think she could be the dummy of the week, right there. No, I think the shark one was, what was more dumb? Contact lens thing, we should have it What was more dumb? Contact lens thing. We should have it dummy of the week. Contact lens thing is at least it's not permanent damage. The shark thing, you're fucking...

You can't throw your hands back. Not yet, anyway. The Canadian that went down to Turks and Caicos lost their hands. You are the dummy of the week. There we go. Still feel bad for her. She probably doesn't need to hear that. Well, you know what?

It might smarten people to fuck up. If you want to make dummy of the the Week, send in a video maybe. Of something really fucking dumb. No, because people will be doing it. Look how dumb I am. I'm going to jump off the roof. You know what? You're watching those shows like jackass. Don't do this at home. Don't submit your videos, all that shit. You gotta see that they fucking upgraded the asteroid threat. Oh no. It's supposed to maybe get hit by an asteroid in 2032, is it? You gotta see that they fuckin' upgraded the asteroid threat.

Oh no. Yeah. It's supposed to maybe get hit by an asteroid in 2032, is it? Seven years, yeah. You got seven years left, boys. 60 meters long. And we turn it into dead dinosaurs. 180 feet long, big chuck of rock.

180 feet long? Yeah, man. That's 60 meters, isn't it? It's only a 2%, 2.6, let me look it up. I know, but it was only one point something so double Rob so we fucked their way getting hit for sure. You know what? Give it to us man. Oh, I'm sure fucking a I'll figure it out Don't we have something we can launch now that'll fucking change the tree. Yeah, whatever

They can yes, they're gonna go we're good I think we're gonna in it. So we're good? I think we're gonna, in seven years time, they'll have her figured out. Seven years, we'll be able to go to a different planet anyway. AI, I'll figure it out for her. So the aliens will just come and knock it out of the way.

I'd like to find a planet that's just covered with waterfalls. They exist. Really? They got one, man, they found one. There's a planet, I think it's 10 times the size of Earth. And habitable man. Done.

It's pretty far away though. When did they find this? Ah, a while ago man. I was reading up. I don't pay attention to that shit like you do. But that's what they're saying. It's in another galaxy. Yeah, well then we can't get to it.

No kidding. Until we can figure out hyperspeed. I thought the Russians had a space rocket that can go to Mars in like an hour. Not an hour. I thought it was like six days or something. That's still pretty quick. Even if it can, you're not going to another galaxy and that fucking thing. No.

What's that technology called? The Russian rocket? What? I don't fucking know. I thought you were talking to him. It's white speed. Hypersonic. Hypersonic.

Is that fast? Hyper-fast. Very fast. You know what? I was wondering when someone was going to figure this the fuck out. What is it? The Rubik's Cube? No, man, the Super Tankers. What?

There's always been design flaw. Every time I saw one of these, I was like, that's not fucking, it could be more aerodynamic. You looked at a Super Tanker, so that's design flaw. Look at that, look at that fucking Super Tanker. Now that's what I'm talking about. Where? The front looks like a plane.

Here, let me see it. You know what I mean? They don't fucking go that fast, do they? Well, now they're going to go faster with that fucker. Oh. So it's not like... Yeah, it was kind of a dumb design. It was dumb. Exactly. These are beauties.

Super tankers were like those ladders. Remember those fucking trucks? Look at that, man. That looks like a fucking plane. Nothing is just going to be flying across the ocean, man. So be here, a lot more aerodynamic. Is that what you're saying? Well, it's a nice-looking ship.

It's very nice, man. I wanna go on that ship. All right, boys, I got another fucking robot update here for ya. I don't understand. Technology is like. I don't understand. Robots, you remember when we were talking about robots?

Like a week or two ago like a c3po well you know they had they had that guy the robot that was walking fast then now came up with the black panther robot this motherfucker can walk at a speed well he's got four legs oh one of those dog robots 10 meters per second is that fast 10 meters a second that's pretty fucking fast. Thank you. Holy fuck think about it 10 meters is 30 feet 30 feet second That's quite like the other one was what that was going fuck all 30 feet a second the cocksucker

And he's probably got a flamethrower on him. The speed before that was six meters per second. That was back in 2018. That's damn near doubled. Doubled in. So now it's 10 meters? Yeah. From six meters? Seven years, yeah.

Yeah. Within seven years. Not bad, I guess. That's a pretty good jump, Ricky. I'd like to have those legs. Imagine that thing running into you, big fucking chunk of metal. Well, and the thing is, it doesn't have any fear.

No? It doesn't feel pain. It's got a flamethrower on its back. And it's smarter than all of us put together. Flamethrower? Oh yeah, you can put the jazz and singers on it. And machine guns. And it's got an AI brain,

so it's smarter than all of us put together. Can you run it, ride it? If you could put a saddle on it. A saddle on it. That'd be cool. If you could convince it that it put a saddle on it. A saddle on it. That'd be cool. If you could convince it that it needed a saddle. That's what it looks like. I don't understand.

Scary looking fucker, isn't it? Yeah, I don't like it. Too big. Imagine that cocksucker running at you. It's not very, this thing's right. They should put some fur on it, make it cute at least. That's gonna happen, man.

And that's gonna kill you. They should put maybe a sex port on it for what? Well, just so that you know what Doug? So what you're saying? Mean they're all the robots are gonna have sex ports eventually I think why wouldn't they? Well Why wouldn't they? Well, we got a doctor in trouble, man, from Italy. What the fuck did he do? His doc, he fucking...

Fondled someone? He's getting shit because he took his cat and brought in and gave him a cat scan. You're not supposed to put the fucking cats in the cat scan for the humans, obviously. Why not? Well, it costs about a hundred grand, doesn't it? Yeah, it costs a lot of money. He's a pretty cute cat, though. Oh, he's gorgeous. Let me see him. What the fuck is the point of the cat scan?

I don't know. Maybe it's a fucking thing. Oh, what a nice boy. Something wrong with him? He's a big boy, baby boy. So there's a doctor. I mean, he's smart. I mean, everybody probably fucking does it. Doctors all over the world I probably so I see in trouble. I don't understand because they caught him doing it. He's stupid

He didn't get caught. Yeah, he's in call cat scan. It's a That's gonna question cat What was it invented by a cat? No, I wouldn't doubt it Cats could invent that no problem Not a very exciting day to get born. Jesus. What is an exciting day to get born? Just more famous people.

Who's on your list there, Ricky? Ah, there's no one. Alan Rickman. Well, now Alan Rickman might be watching this going, so I'm not. He's probably not. Nobody gives a fuck. you'd be having trouble watching He's dead When did he die 16?

1916 2016 oh who was he he was in die-hard and Robin Hood fucking Harry Harry Who the fuck is that Alan Rickman. The old Ali Rickman. Don't know him. Fucking Kelsey Grammer, we know him. Yeah, Kelsey Grammer. William Baldwin. Have we ever met him?

No. No. I think I did. You might've. I think I went out for drinks with him. Is that possible? Elliot Page. Sounds like a date. A date, I didn't go on a date with Kelsey Grammer. I would remember that. We know Elliot Page.

Yeah? Fucking Jesus. Yeah, I don't really care about anybody else. Well you know what I care about? I think I'd like Japan if I went there. Would I like it? I think you'd love it, you know? I don't know, but the food would be an issue. Is there food that I'd like Japan if I would live if I went there would I like it? I think you'd love it You know, I don't know but the food business is their food. There's no no, there's all the food Oh, is there? Yes, cuz you know what? There's a company over there that's offering free drinks and hangover leave to attract new fucking hangover weed leave

So you can call the next day. I don't my working. I'm getting drunk at work today, then I'm not working tomorrow How do you like that? Sure, but this is a paycheck. Whereabouts is this a Japan man? You get free drinks in and leave time Why why are they off for catch? They just need people to work man Well, you're not gonna be working if you're drunk and then calling in second I guess you could not a very good plan is to do this job, you know while you're not gonna be working if you're drunk and then calling in sick and the pain. I guess you could do this. It's not a very good plan, is it, Bob? You do this job while you're drinking, which is awesome. What's the job?

Male prostitute. It's a small technology company in Osaka. Oh, fuck yeah, you'd be great at all that stuff. I could learn. I was in Osaka. Land of the rising sun went viral. What? Okay.

Boys, I wanna make a swear or whatever it's called, that we're gonna go- A pact. A pact that we're all going to Japan together at some point. All right. I got there with guns and roses. All right.

But I want you guys to see Japan, it is fucked. Well, let's do it. I'm willing to do that. How can we do it? I don't know man. We should be able to figure it out We just get on stage and so we're going over to Japan. I want to go to other places Well, we could go once you're over there. You can bop around Ricky. Let's do it. We go to South Korea Taiwan I go to South Korea, Taiwan. I'd go to South Korea. Shoop down to the Philippines.

Vietnam. Thailand, Vietnam, we could do all that. Sounds like we all get the serious case of the shits though. Cause everybody that goes over there gets the shits. No they don't. That's what I heard man. The shits, from what? From the food and from the water and stuff man.

What are you talking about? You drink fucking bottled water and you eat fucking... Okay, man, I don't know. You're thinking about somewhere else. In India, I think, is where you get the shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. Dissonant tree or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, but I mean, we're gonna be fucking, you know,

we're not gonna be drinking out of fucking swamps. All right, if anybody has a theater or something there and they want to book us, I'll get on stage and swear at people for an hour. Everybody out there, let's figure out how we can go to Japan for some reason. Even if you just got lots of money and you just want to hang out. Free trip?

Yeah, there's probably a rich person with a jet that wants to bring us to Japan. How long are we going to need there? Whatever you want. A couple days? I mean, you've got to be ready for earthquakes though. gonna need there? Whatever you want. A couple days? I mean, you gotta be ready for earthquakes though. You're gonna feel an earthquake. Damn it. For sure.

I've always wanted to be in an earthquake. All right, just as long as I'm not in the fucking. Not a big one, just a little one. Skyscraper. No, if you're, the skyscrapers over there are built to withstand big ones. I don't wanna fucking experience that. No.

I did, two times. That would scare the fuck. Not me, buddy. Two times in the same fucking hotel, 10 years apart, both times with guns and roses. On the 54th floor of the fucking park, I had no cocksucker was just going like that. Wow.

That is fucked up. Yeah. I guess foot clubs over there. Strip clubs? Yeah. Why, you wanna work? Well, no, I'm just saying they just places to see man You know what I mean? Julie you could earn some money. No, we go check out some temples. There's a there's a little neighborhood, yeah in Tokyo called Golden Guy

You would like that. What is it, Golden Guy? No, it's like. Bunch of dudes with golden. No, it's not guys, not guy, G-U-Y, G-A-I. Mm-hmm. Like an almond-soup guy? It's these little streets, right? Yeah.

And there's hundreds of bars, but like the bar might only hold four people. They're tiny little bars, but they're everywhere some of them actually say no white people and they get way they don't like Because they just assume you know that you're not nice or whatever But if you if you go in with somebody Who knows the area and they know where to take you there's just? It's just, it's crazy. I'd like to do that.

You would lose your mind, because there's two or three hundred bars. Sounds pretty cool. Okay, what's the price of booze over there? Is it crazy expensive? No, it's not. Cheap as fuck? I can't remember.

It's about the same when you figure out. What about the weed? Lots of weed, no weed? No, I wasn't remember. It's about the same when you figure out. What about the weed? Lots of weed, no weed? No, I wasn't looking for weed, Julian, cause you go to jail. They have weird vending machines over there, don't they? They have everything in vending machines, everything you can think of.

Soiled panties, soiled undies. Yes, they used to. Don't know if they still do, but they had them at one point. You can buy everything in aending Machine out here, right? Everything. Land at the Vending Machines. All right.

We'll have to get some credit cards, obviously. But you'll be out in the fucking middle of nowhere, like out if you're going out in the country. Then all of a sudden, just in the middle of nowhere, there's a big roll of fucking lit-up vending machines. That's awesome. That's cool. That sell all kinds of shit.

I like it. I think we should get into the vending machine business. Seems easy, man. Yeah, I don't know if it's easy or not, but. Is there any fuckin' buddy that got born and could listen to music? No, a fuckin' C3DO got born. Who?

C3DO. 19. Anthony Daniels. Oh, the guy that was in the suit. The suit, the gold and silver suit. The gold suit with the one silver leg. I wonder if he gets recognized. Probably not.

How the fuck would he get recognized, Ricky? He's pretty famous. He doesn't look like C33 P-L-L. His face and stuff, mate. He's not made of fucking gold aluminum. And a white leg. That was a weird one. Silver leg.

That must've been the pain in the ass to get that fucking get-up on every day. No, they just bolted him in. Fucking screwed with that. I know, but it would suck, man. Put that thing in your face all day. Would it? You'd be claustrophobic, wouldn't you?

I don't know. Beep boop, beep boop. I guess we can listen to some Wishbone. It was his birthday. Wishbone? Yeah. Or Fishbone? Uh, Wishbone.

It says here he was an American rapper. I wish it was Fishbone. We could listen to Sunless Siren. You know what, we're gonna listen to Wishbone. See if I can pull it up. Wishbone, pull on my leg and snap me in half. Bone Thugs and Harmony. Yeah, Bone Thugs and Harmony, it says here, man. Oh, all right.

BGH. Bone Thugs and Harmony, Wishbones. Oh! Alright. B-T-H. Bone thugs and harmony. Wishbone is also a dog name, Wishbone. The fuck's he taking up? Like how is he before Wishbone? There's also a turkey bone you can snap in half. Yes and what happens? The person that gets the bigger half?

Wins. What do they win though? The turkey? Get to beat the fuck out of the other person, isn't it? Is it? I can't remember. That's probably something you're raided, Ricky. Boys, my throat is fucking red. You say how fucked up.

You should go back to your shed and stay there for two days while Julie and I get drunk all weekend. I'm getting wasted all weekend, boss. Oh, I'm getting drunk with you, but I'm... Not if you're hacking on us, but... There must be something to celebrate. I got my mask on. Can we celebrate on February the 21st, anything fun?

Yeah. Oh, isn't it? No, it's not the first day of spring, that's next month, fuck. We could pretend. We could celebrate one month to the first day of spring. Okay, I'm in. We can start the countdown.

Bye bye, you fucking cold weather. Wishbone was a song that I wrote with my friends, Scott Shon-White and Terry Joe Bach. This is in the sand. I'm liking that. Wishbone is it? What the fuck? Seeing some success when we ride

and we put out going for broke. Gotta hear this guy now. I was like, man, I really don't know what I'm gonna do next. And the idea came from this. I've been doing it for so long. Who's this guy now? They're not showing his face.

I get back up, I just... You must be in the witness protection program. I don't know, man. This guy's gonna sing Wishbone. I just got quite a few people there at his concert. ...let them know that, like, you know, just because I may look like I gotta figure it out. Stop your fucking talking.

Let's get into it, dude. I'm just out here trying to keep myself from going back to swinging a half. That's a great segment. Yeah, fucking. Done. Now honky tonk, do somebody rock wrong. Love's gone, lighten up a sad song.

Tell them about the story, about the frame, and the poor. All right, sorry, that's not the wishbone we were thinking. No, man, you're supposed to put a bone thugs and harmony. Bone thugs and harmony? Yeah, man. Oh, fuck. Boys, I'm going. All right, let's just go to the fucking liquor store.

I'm not doing that. Fuck it. Liquor store. Drink it on my mind. Did we even talk about anything today? It was a weird one. It wasn't great. Simulation.

No, I don't say it wasn't great, Ricky. I'm just wondering, am I losing my mind? You are, man. The bird flu's fucking you up. Yep. Maybe I got a brain worm. You might have one of those as well. Holy fuck.

Is your nose running? Those are cool. What? Is your nose running? Yeah. You got a fucking worm up there then, bud. Well, that's a different worm. I'm just joking, buddy.

I don't have a brain worm, do I? That's fucking sick. No, man. If you that's a different worm. I'm just joking, buddy. I don't have a brain worm, do I? No, man. If you did, it would peek out your nose once in a while. What? Isn't that what they do? Yeah, they come out, hey, put a piece of cheese in front of your nose all day.

That's not true. All right, that's it. Okay, say good night. Bye. Say good night to the bad guys. Say good night, good night. Bye. Say good night to the bad guys. Say good night. Good night. Suh-duh-duh-duh-duh. Suh-duh-duh-duh.

I'm not done. You're gonna get sick. Wash that out. Just from clinking glasses? Yeah. Fuck. To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app.