Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 41 - The F**k You Stick

Episode Date: March 3, 2025

F**k off February, and take your sh*tcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. So was it the bird flu or what do you think you do? You're still pissing out of your ass, correct? Yes, sir. I don't know what's coming out of your ass, correct? Yes, sir. I don't know what's coming out of there because you haven't eaten anything or drank anything.

So is it like some of your organs? Could be, Ricky. I might be shitting organs. You could be shitting out your intestines. Your stomach line. You got a few feet of those things though. You can shit a little bit of it. I'm gonna just cut it and sew it up.

Yeah. Yeah. Talk amongst yourselves. All right, welcome to the park out in the dark. It's a little bit fucking today. Again, we got sick bird flu bubbles, but we're fucking powering through it. BFB. BFB.

Bird flu bubbles. Bird flu bubbles. And I can't believe we're sitting next to you, man. The nice thing is Canada did order some vaccines, so you should be... If you can get past this, you'll be all right. That's sick, so we're band boys. And if we get sick, hopefully we'll be not as sick.

I don't know. Yeah. I don't know where I'm at at the time. So where do you, okay, so where, what do you mean? So where have you been? You were like, where the fuck am I? Just all of a sudden I'm like, where am I? It's like you're on fucking hallucinogenic drugs

or something, bud. Pretty similar. My whole voice is different. You sound, keep talking. I sound like I might be half-buried now. His whole voice is different. You sound... Keep talking. I sound like I might be half bird now. You could be turning... I thought I saw some feathers growing on you the other night. You sound like a cartoon bear... uh, bird.

You're like a cartoon bear. Well, I guess that's what I am now. You're kinda like Woody... you're gonna get up to Woody Woodpecker. Fuck, I hope you grow feathers. He's not gonna grow feathers, man. There was a guy on one of those sci-fi things, the Hawk. Yeah? What was his deal?

Who, the Hawk? Yeah. Ronnie Hawk? No, man. No, the Hawk. He was a cartoon, though. No, the space shit. Oh, Buck Rogers.

Yeah, thank you, man. Hawk, he was Buck's buddy. Was he? I don't remember the fucking Hawk. Hawk, he had fucking Hawk hair. He had feathers for hair. He had great hair. And he hung out with Tweaky.

Itty bitty bitty bitty. All right, so what do we got? We got it like, it's still cold, obviously. It is almost the end of, it's the end of February, isn't it? It's fucked, but it's, I mean, it could be worse. You couldn't fucking be living in that part of Detroit. Oh, man. Last week, the week before, like I fucked over

by all that water main broke. Yeah, man. That was like the apocalypse. Holy fuck. That was a lot of ice. That was a lot of ice. That's a lot of fucking ice. How do you deal with that? I thought the five inches I had was a lot.

Well, I mean, here we are. We do have a fucking ice rink all over where we live here, but it's not like that. Okay, was it clean water or was it like sewage? Just said like the water main broke, so I'm assuming. At least it wasn't like semi-clean, but... The river bed. If it was a water main, it would be fresh, wouldn't it?

Well, if that fucking melts, then what? I never thought of that. What if it was sewer water and you were living in a frozen shit-seckle? Shit. It would be smelly, man. Shit-seckle. Fucking gross. It's a lot of fucking water. Eminem. Eminem would probably be there. It's three or four feet of frozen shit.

Jesus. Yeah, well I hope they got it under control in Detroit. Good luck everyone. Yeah, I was fucked. Show us your muscles, Julian. Give me bad straight. I just hear about that weird, this might have been last week. Did you punch through that weird, this might have been last week.

Did you punch through that ice, do you think? No. You would fucking break your hand. You're fucked if you do that. There was a weird mystery over in Munich, Germany. Okay. Did you hear about that? The cemeteries?

No. The cemeteries. Over a thousand fucking stickers were placed on gravestones and wooden crosses in three different cemeteries with QR codes on them. Eh, okay, so what happens? If you scan the QR code, it tells you who's buried at the grave and what the location of the cemetery is, but that's it.

Nobody has a fucking clue. So the people that own the fucking cemetery are like, we have no idea what these... That's what they're saying. They have no fucking clue. So someone's doing something. How it happened? Someone's doing good, though, man.

They're trying to bring back the... This is the weird fucking thing. What's the purpose of it? What's the goal? Because people are fucked. It's probably a trick. You scan it and you think that the information it's giving you, but it's stealing all your phone data.

Oh yeah? Is that a thing now? Oh fuck yeah. People, you see the queue. Don't ever scan a queue while you don't have a fucking phone. He doesn't know how to hit any, doesn't even know. Don't scan any QR codes out in public because they're putting stickers over them that are tricks.

Fuck, I was doing that all the time when I had a phone. Well now they're putting stickers over the real ones so when you scan it, as soon as you scan it, they have everything on your phone. What? Yes. Jesus fuck. So this is probably a trick where it's like,

oh look, it's Everyone comes to the cemetery. It gave me the person's name who was there, but now they actually fuck, took all your money out of your bag. I hate all that shit. Fuck. You know what's a waste, bubs?

Although, unless we can capitalize on it. That's what I'm saying. You could probably do this shit if you really got into it, and we'd be set. You could be a hacker man I don't want to let's have money from old ladies No, we'll figure out who we steal from steal from fucking assholes, man. Yeah, just assholes. We're gonna totally target assholes

Like your mama like Dexter Morgan Kinda Robin Hood Robin Robin Hood and three, you know what? Kinda Robin Hood Robin Robin Hood and three, you know what? I'm willing to even give percentage of this money. We make to charity you can pick the chair. I'm do with the three bears No, who was the he was with one. We wrote a rat on a bear didn't he Robin Hood? Wasn't on a fucking bear man, you're thinking a little red hiding And turds, maybe Turz and could ride on something like that. I thought he had some little companions. Riding red who?

Partner. Robin Hood? Yeah. He had... Friar. Tiny. Tiny. Tiny.

Yeah, Tiny. Tiny was that fucking... Tiny wasn't a bear. He was fucked. No, he was just a bit dense. He was a monkey, wasn't he? No, he was a dude, wasn't he? He was just, he was big, but he was just not bright.

Oh, I, there's a little monkey about this big. I saw him online. For who? He was cute. He had a little dress on, a little hat, and he was helping a guy do his garden. What the fuck are you talking about? Are you gonna buy him? I'd like to.

I'd like to. I'd like to have a little monkey. I hear monkeys aren't good, Dad. Good test to have them. Fuck, we gotta give him this QR code? Yeah, Bubs. Can you look into it? We'll find a bunch of dicks around town. Boy, I'm just trying to stay alive at this point.

Yeah, I hope you do, man. It'd kinda suck if you went now. There's still lots to do. There's still lots to do. There's still lots to do. This whole technology is shit. The gears go all over. You need to go to computer school, bud. Straps giving me a head archie.

Go back to computer school, please. Top up your little computer brain. I don't. You know what? Him and I will even pay your dues when we go back. The new chip, the new Microsoft chip came out, I think today or last week. Quantum chip. Oh yeah.

Holy crap. So what's the deal with that fucking thing? It's got a million cubits. All right. So it's only about this big. I don't know what that means. Cubits. I remember the game, the video game.

That was Qbert. Oh. That was the one-legged little fucker that was boing, boing. Do you know what bits and bytes are? Are you talking about the things you stick in your ears? Q-tips, no. Those are Q-tips, Ricky. Okay, the...what did you say?

A regular computer uses ones or zeros. Yes. They're called bits. Yeah, bits and bytes. Quantum computer, it can be a one or a zero or it can be both or either at the same time. Oh man, that's confusing. So the chip that's this big.

Yeah. Is more powerful than every regular computer on the planet combined. No, Jesus Christ. It's about to get real crazy with with the whole. I like to go bigger, dig a cave and never come out. So what do you mean? So you can take this chip that's smaller than that. Right.

And what could you do? Out compute every computer on the planet. Okay, so what do you, for people that don't fucking understand what you're saying, what does that mean? If it gets in the wrong hands, it probably won't be a great thing. Well, it's already in the wrong hands. What is it capable of?

Is this like overriding things like the nuclear fucking? missile launching You can't even fathom what this and you chain a few of the cocksuckers together and Jesus this whole thing about you know We're in a simulation. It's about to get real crazy So this chip here, okay, so we're talking this chip, you combine that with fucking AI. Then you've got one powerful heavy duty. Oh yeah.

I just like to just take the chip and put in some chip dip, eat the fucking thing and crush it. And start over. I'm not liking it, Bubs. I like this theory, dude. It's too much, man, it's coming at me, it's way too much. Well here's coming at me. It's way too much

Well, here's another way. We don't want to do the fucking cure ours cold cold Hers cold remember the fucking guy that lost all the Bitcoin over in the UK somewhere. Yeah, I got it back though didn't know Landfill buying the land he wants to buy the landfill now. he's getting investors together his fucking ex-girlfriend threw a herd drive that had thousands of bitcoins on it's worth like seven or eight hundred million dollars six hundred million pounds oh so that's about that's a lot over six hundred million pounds yeah that's gonna be pushing a billion one point2 billion Canadian. So what's he doing higher, like a bunch of archeologists and shit?

He wants to buy the dump so he can go through the dump. Every meter by meter. How much would that cost now? We could sneak in there at night maybe. The dump's not gonna cost any weird, even if he spent 10 million on the dump and got 600 million back, that's a good investment. Yeah.

Right? I do kind of feel bad for the guy. I mean, it would suck to know that you have 600 million pounds and you can't fucking get at it. So is he like one of the people that are gonna be in there picking through this fucking trash, do you think? I would think so. You have to keep an eye on it,

because whoever finds it's just gonna stick it in their pocket. He'd have that video. No, but it wouldn't matter, because they wouldn't have the codes, the key to open her up. You would... Oh, yeah, fuck. I was gonna say... So we can't really steal it anyway. No. We can make a deal, though.

You'd think the people at the fucking place to work there would be searching for this goddamn thing day and night. 50-50 deal. Fuck. 600 million pounds is a lot. I'm sure we could find it, man. Getting a sore brain, boys. Brain's turning off. They're closing the site down,

like either this year or next year. Once it's closed down, we've got to get in there. All right. Where's the space? We may not have the keys, but we'll have to fucking make a deal. If we find it, we want... 50-50. Yeah, F would be good.

Start off 60 50 40 10% 50 50 60 million pounds would be yeah pretty 300 million be nice man You okay, but yeah, just you still with us I got something's giving me a really fuck is that noise Really sore head. I don't know. What's Randy doing? He's getting his fucking bulldozer out there. He's moving shit around out there. Man, did you hear about this fucking high school teacher in Australia?

No. Ricky, tell us. Well, the person identifies as a cat. Oh, man. Not this cat. But it's been growling at the students and hissing at them. A teacher? Yeah. Come on. I guess she sits in front of the class and just licks the back of her hands.

Is it bad of me to think that that's totally fucked? You know what I mean? My first thoughts are it's fucked too. If that was teaching. Bob's tell us, but are we like bad people for saying that? No. These days I have no idea, man. I love everybody.

I hate no one. If he's a dick. I don't understand why someone would pretend or think that they're actually a fucking cat. You might be a nice guy though you know. You might talk to him and hang out and get drunk. Is it a fella? No I think it's a woman. And she makes you purr if she wants to. She'll give you a lollipop and she's's like, you gotta purr for it. It's a fucking weird one, man. I don't know how I would feel if this person was teaching my kids. Simulation, boys.

Is that what it is? Simulation. Telling you, we're not even real. I'm real, man. How could you believe? How could you believe you're a cat? You're being run by cubits. Don't think so, man.

I just don't understand it. Like I said, I love everybody, but how could you think you're a fucking cat? If anybody's gonna turn into a cat, it's gonna be me. Wouldn't your mother or father have to be a duck right now? You look more like a duck. Wouldn't your mother or father have to be a cat for you to be part cat? Well, yes. But okay, so how are these-

There's no part of her that's actually a cat, Ricky. So why is she saying this then? Like, what's going on in her head where she's going, I'm a cat? I think it's called mental illness, isn't it? Maybe. Something's not right. Yeah, I don't know. I feel bad for that person, but they have to realize they're not a fucking cat.

But you know what? She probably feels bad for us. You know what I'm saying? You gotta think of it that way. Probably shouldn't be in charge of the minds of a whole bunch of children. Well, that's my only concern. You know, when a teacher. If I was a kid and my teacher was hissing at me

or growling at me. Licking her paws. Does she shit in a letter box? I think most of the people that identify as cats do, yes. She might be a free range, she might go outside and just... Pest on the grass. Do it in the park a lot. Hmm. Imagine if your teacher went outside and pestered on the lawn.

Took a shit. On all fours. I mean, I guess she'd have clean hands. Took a shit. Always licking them. Well, I don't know about that, man. She'd have clean backs with her hands and she probably has nice silky hair.

I mean, we don't have a sandpaper tongue like a real cat, so I don't know how clean it would be. We need someone that identifies as a cat to talk to us. Maybe I'm missing someone. And tell us what the fuck. Let's have somebody, let's set up an article. Identifies as a cat, can you please write in? I'm open to fucking everything.

We wanna talk about this. I just don't understand it and I need to know more, I guess. Nobody's joking around. If you really are a cat, call us. Please. We just don't want to offend people or anything. No, I just don't understand it. I'd like to talk to a cat person.

Maybe I'm missing something. I know you would. And this person wears little cat ears and everything. Cute. But see, they shouldn't have to if they're actually a cat. And she demands to be called Miss Purr. She's gonna get fired, I'm thinking. I think she did, actually. I don't think she's there anymore, but...

Miss Purr! She wasn't there for a while, I think. Miss Purr. Miss Purr. But I mean, what's the difference? What if somebody said, you know, I identify as a polar bear and started chewing the fuck kid's arms off? That's next.

Tiger. Then what do you do? I identify as a fucking cobra. Yeah, I identify as a poisonous snake. And I'm gonna bite ya, and then I'm gonna stick a needle in your hand that's got poison in it. There's a lot of fucking scraping and shit going on outside.

Yeah, he's got a front end loader out there. Did you hear about this Pringles can plane hack? No! Oh, sir. Apparently if you take a full-size Pringles can, you know how you take your little button and you put your tray down? Yeah. Apparently if you wedge the can between your tray and the little lever thing,

the person in front of you can't recline their seat. Ah, well that's dirty. It's fucking, people shouldn't be fucking reclining their seats in 2025 anyway. It's back when, you know, the planes used to have all kinds of leg room. I get on a plane now and the fucking seat in front of me is right up against my goddamn knees.

So you don't recline? No, I don't. But if the person in front of me does, I'm fucking punched in the seat. I hate it. Do you recline? On a plane. If I'm tired.

I gotta, I gotta recline, man. Well, the muscles. No, it's just gotta happen. I gotta get fucking comfortable. They need room to breathe, those things. There's just not enough room for it. They don't have proper oxygen. The person in front of you reclines,

they're fucking back to the things right here. And you're trying to eat your food, it's the fuck off. See, I don't... But Rich, then you just put yours back and everybody reclines. Exactly. I don't feel right about it. So here's another thing.

Discussion, am I an asshole because I recline now? It's there, the button's there. If you're sitting in front of me, you're an asshole. See, I didn't know. Did you see the new seats? The new seats they're putting in the Air Bosses, boys. No. There's one here, but the one in front of you is up here.

So if they recline, it doesn't even affect you. I'm fine with that. And then it can fit more in. It's like double that. If it's affecting my fucking space, it's not cool. It pisses me off. But, Ricky, you take your socks off and hang them on the thing. That's gross, man. That's fucking gross.

And you put your feet up on the chair and... No, man. Well, maybe I don't have great playing etiquette either, but I don't put my fucking seat back. And I'm going to hand out presents to everybody. If you look back and the person looks like a dick, see it's going back. Okay, fair enough. But we could invent something, bubbles could, you know, instead of a Pringles can, which is kind of big and bulky, you could, like something that extends and... Yeah, a little... ...ratchets in place.

A little telescopic kind of... Well, it's like a little... ...travel bike. What's the thing you used to lock your car up with? Slim, like a, no, not slim. Uh, fucking. The bike lock? No. What the fuck is the club?

The club. Oh, there we go. It's like a club. Yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, man, you'd sell a shit cock. I'd buy one. They wouldn't probably let you through security with something called the club.

And it's a big metal bar to beat people. You make it out of wood. You make it out of plastic. You make it out of wood. Yeah, you make it out of Printed plastic get some carpenters on it. You know Plastic yeah, I don't want to eat a full bit fucking can of Pringles every time I get on a plane But then how are you how are you gonna eat your meal if you got your seat?

The thing that product should be called the fuck you Don't like it What the fuck you Like it What the fuck someone on the roof of this fucking place? What's going on today? Randy's doing some banging It's like two fucking front-end loaders are fucking each other He's doing some banging Randy's if you get Sounds like the Hulk is fucking him. Yeah, that's what it sounded like, man.

Maybe he's trying to smash through the ice. Here's the thing I don't understand. I don't understand how it works. Because your fucking tray comes down. You put the fucking Pringles can there. But how does that stop the seat from going back? That doesn't make any sense. You know what? The tray's attached to the seat, the whole thing's just gonna.

No, I don't think it is. No, the tray is, it goes down and attaches to the bottom of the seat. Ah, because when they recline, it doesn't affect the tray. Exactly. So you put that sucker like this. Yeah, see? That's it.

Oh yeah. We got it, so you put it over here, that's all you need. You got lots of fucking room to eat This is one of those things Flight attendant comes back and says sorry, sir. You got to move your Pringles can fuck you. No, I don't There's no my table. Show me in the rule book where it says I can't have a Pringles can on my thing All right. We're gonna invent this Bob's it's gonna be made out of plastic

It's got to be extendable, because every plane seat tray is probably different sizes and shit. Spring loaded thing, where you press the button, comes out into the. I can whip that up in four seconds. You could use one of those hinges, not hinges, the hydraulic things.

Ah, hydraulics. Can't have hydraulics. Yeah, you go. in the thing just goes. That's not hydraulic. You don't want hydraulics. You're gonna need pumping Hydraulic fluid in it. You could pump the fucker a little hand squeeze, but it doesn't need that kind of force We can make a few different models Take a piece of fucking two by two. That's what I'm thinking. It's easy. You don't need a fucking hydraulic system.

You're not holding the plane up. It depends on if you're rich or not. If you got like one of those rich fuckers that are on the first class. Remember that move your mother used to do called the hydraulic suction? No. We could just make it out of two by twos called fuck you Fuck you stick no cost some for ten bucks. Oh, we can boys. We're gonna be rich And bucks, that's it. How much is it airports? How much is the two by four you get one for what? They're not cheap six bucks a lot more than you six bucks

It's the last time you bought one last time you bought a two by four twelve bucks It depends on the length Right in the girth, okay Well, we know the girth Ricky It's two by four. It's the full of shit. It's one and a half by three and a half. That's rock suckers Are they swimming down the two before used to be actual two by fours, not anymore. No they're... Fuck you, cock suckers.

So I'm sure we can get a lot of fuck you sticks out of one two by four, which is what? 12 bucks? Why are you guys letting me? We can make it killin'. A two by four? Then we're gonna have to eat a full can of Pringles every time we fly.

Exactly. That's the... You could just bring the same can each time. You know where we sell them? we get one of those little fucking Carts that you seen then in the airport. So I'm right the fucking air. Oh, yeah, I agree Why yeah, man, there's a little car, you know a little fucking kiosk. Yeah the kiosk I like the word kiosk the kiosk then how come that is a word What do you mean?

Why wouldn't it be? Does it just start with people selling keys? Yeah, I thought the kiosk thing was like you come into the thing, you punch it in, it's like a kiosk. No, there can be a kiosk. There can be a person working in a kiosk. Here is a fucking... It's a kiosk. Pretty crazy story about revenge.

Revenge of the nerds? Remember that? I don't know if it was revenge, this guy's fucking crazy, but... This Michigan man drove 700 miles to set fire to the home of a man who was talking with his ex-girlfriend online. Oh yeah. Six adults live in the place. Someone had to jump out from the second floor windows. Awesome. Two dogs were killed. The whole place was burnt to the fucking ground.

Total loss. Like, that's a bit psycho. People are crazy. He did get caught. They fucking had his license plate on a camera. So how long is he gonna get in jail for? Burn down the house? That's fucked.

People jumping out. Definitely, I mean, using an accelerant. Using an accelerant? He's going for a little bit. That's gotta be some serious time, I would think. I don't know if he'd get extra time for killing the dogs, but he should. What, ten years maybe? Oh yeah, he'd get extra time.

Oh yeah, fuck. Animal cruelty, wouldn't it be? He'll get 15, he'll get 10. I'd say it could be fucking six counts of attempted murder, really. Well yeah, if you wanna go that way, he's in there for a while. Fucking crazy, like the shit people do over partners, fuck.

Can't imagine burning down some dude's house because he was talking to Lucy. I can see you fucking do that. What are you talking about? Yeah. In a second. Yeah, maybe. Why, you probably just shitting his mailbox

or something like that. The heat of the moment. No, man. Yeah. His house is getting burnt down. Or his car's getting burnt. His tires are definitely getting slashed. Who Shitting My Mailbox is a good movie title.

I'd go see a movie called Who's Shitting in My Mailbox. Who's Shitting in Mailboxes? Who's Shitting in Mailboxes? Swimming with sharks. Shitting in mailboxes. Man, this was, I thought this was a fucking, something fake. But this is kind of one of those things that might blow the shit out of your mind a little bit. Man, this was, I thought this was a fucking something fake. This is kind of one of those things that might blow

the shit out of your mind a little bit. Okay. You know the car company Porsche? Yeah. Big fans? Yeah. They just patented a six stroke engine. What?

Yep. It's gonna have more power and less emissions. Stop and fuck. There isn't already a six stroke? Must not because they patented the cocksucker. A six stroke engine. So it does six fucking strokes. It's weird. That was your mother's nickname when I was school.

Six strokes. She was good. I used to love two strokes and then we found out there's a three stroke or something, wasn't there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most engines are four stroke. Now there's a six stroke.

A fucking six stroke. This could be quite the fucking bench. There's already been six stroke engines. You think? I don't think. This sounded... I like theirs. No.

They have like, there's two top centers and there's two bottom centers, so it's really fucking weird the way it works. So what are we talking about more horsepower obviously and less emissions. You know what I bet you they designed it with a fuck quantum computer. They may have. They may have. Computed it out. It's the last day of February. Wow. It's the last day. Fuck yeah. Unless it's a left here is it? This here doesn't get left. No, no, no. No it does not, Ricky.

Okay, good. Last day. Think, you know what? It's been a tough week. It's somebody's birthday today, but I forget who's. Uh, well that's just quite a statement. I don't know. Well I can find out who, we knew it.

No, some people's born days, but it's somebody we know. Bugsy Siegel. Bad motherfucker. Was he? In his time. We know some people's born days, but somebody we know. Bugsy Siegel. Bad motherfucker. Was he? In his time. Yeah, Bugsy, man. Bugsy Siegel, he was a Las Vegas gangster, right?

Yeah. He was killed, wasn't he, or did he just die? He definitely was killed. He was only 41 when he died. He was, what's his name? Bugsy. Yeah, but what was the actor that played him? All famous, like. He was what's his name? Bugsy. Yeah, but what was the actor that played him all famous like? He was good.

Warren. Warren Beatty. Nice one. Man, you pulled that out of nowhere. It was a good one. Mario Andretti. He was pretty fast. Good driver, man. Fast with the cars and fast with the ladies. Was he? Yeah, he was the Italian stallion. Italian stallion. wasn't he? Italian stallion. Many people rapped about him. You hear him in songs.

Yeah. And Dreddy. Mario and Dreddy. Throwing the confetti because of Dreddy. Yeah. Brian Jones used to be a rock guitarist with the Stones. Yes, he did. What happened to him?

Brian Jones? Yeah, he died too. Brian Jones either... Fuck, he was only. Ryan Jones either... Fuck, he was only... I think he drowned in a swimming pool. He was only 27 for fuck's sake. Oh, that's fucked. He either drowned in a swimming pool or he was one of the ones that also...

Fuck. Put it on your Google machine. I need to know now. 27, man. That sucks. Something just popped in my head that he drowned at a party because he was wasted. No, Frank Bonner. Herb Tarlick. You got point on this. Herb Tarlick? Yep.

Now he was a good fella. Ricky the Dragon Steamboat? Oh, Ricky. The dragon. Remember Ricky the Dragon Steamboat? I remember him. Julian used to love him because he tied off the guns with the rope.

Gilbert Gott fried? Gilbert Gottfried. Oh. He was... Swimming pool. He died, right? Really? Yeah.

High as fuck, probably. East Sussex at his farm. Ugh. Was he wasted? Don't know. Poor Brian Jones. He was had the world by the nuts. Cindy Wilson from the B-52s. John Titoro. Fucking good actor, man.

Yeah, he is. Kingpin. Best character ever. It was the Big Lebowski. Or the Big, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wasn't in Kingpin. Big Lebowski. Well, two Bowling movies, I guess. Oh yeah, two Bowling movies. He was the Jesus, wasn't he?

Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid were in, and Bill Murray were in. Kingpin. Will Smith. Will Smith wasn't in Kingpin. No, thank God. Carolina Kirkova. Who?

Carolina, she was a Czech supermodel, it says. Oh, Julian. Czechoslovakia. She's a supermodel. She's a beautiful woman. Fefe Dobson or Fifi Dobson. Yeah. Canadian pop singer.

Yes. All right, who are we going to crank? Who are we going to crank? The Stones. B pop singer. Yes. All right, who we gonna crank? Who we gonna crank? The Stones. B-52. Sperm Stones. Brian Jones. All right, I'm in.

Okay. That's pre-Ronnie Wood. I think we're, I hate to say it, but I think we're gonna have to celebrate the last day of February. It's been cold as fuck this month. Bye-bye, motherfucker. Let's get drunk and high. Let's do it. And maybe do some mushrooms. Let's all kiss so I give yous fuck this month. Bye bye, motherfucker. Let's get drunk and high and maybe do some mushrooms.

Let's all kiss so I give yous the bird flow. I don't know what's going on. Okay, this is a Brian Jones tune. You get me drunk enough? That is not Brian Jones. He's with a bunch of Angelo. Could be, because he was a British blues and rock guitarist. This is not Brian Jones. All right, here we go

There we go. This is Brian Jones featuring you people No different Brian Jones Brian Jones was not a jazz What's he playing the kazoo man? Just put on some early stones in the kazoo? Fuck man. Just put on some early stones. ["Early Stones"] Definitely not Brian Jones.

That's too electronica. You know what? That's rambish, dude. I fucking clicked this one. We gotta go. Just put on early stones. No, we're outta here. Bye!

See you later. Just saying goodbye. Goodbye, motherfucker. Bye bye February, motherfucker. And bye Bye! Bye! Bye bye February motherfucker! And bye bye to all you motherfuckers. We should have a name on me When you came with every

new game I'm gonna miss you To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer go to Swernet.com or download the Swernet Triller Park Boys app. Fuck off.