Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 41 - Time For A Drink, Bud

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

Ricky's pub is officially open and it looks f**kin' awesome! Ricky and Julian settle in at the bar and chat about the life of Chuck Norris, the world's worst learner driver, and the limbless Cornhole killer. Plus: The Doggy Great Escape - starring Ricky as a German Shepherd?

Weekly episodes now on Trailer Prep Boys Plus. Okay, Ricky's been staying at my place. I got a bit of surprise for him. We've been doing it in his trailer right now. Don't look at this shit, chipper. Ricky, come on over, man. Keep your eyes closed. Eyes closed.

All right, man, right through here. Ah, fuck, all right, sorry, sorry, sorry. Come on, man. All right, open your eyes. Holy fuck! What do you think, man? Is that all liquor? This is...

Well, I mean, there's... Some of them are just, like, decorative. There's no, there's just water or something in them, but... Man, this looks fucking awesome. The ones in the back are all real. Those ones, top shelf real. Those are real. Little bottles, a couple of them are all right.

This looks like a fucking... Like a pub, man. This is good. Down for a drink, buy. I can't really ever see it at my window again, but... I like it, man. I like it. See, like, why would you say that?

I know people were saying... How many... time is you sitting there looking out the window. People thought it was kind of looking like shit and now it looks... Well, do you remember this used to be where the big stupid TV was? All right. That was in front of the window.

Jesus, man. All right, so you like it. I love it, man. I love it. It's going to make me want to drink a lot more, though. Well, that's... Well, you know... I have a fucking pub in my living room. Lights in the front of the bar? Check this shit out. Oh, man. This is

some fancy shit. Yeah. Yeah. There's a button here somewhere. All right. Anyway, you can change the colors of the bar. You can make them flash. You want to get like a party going on. We need to throw some music on. I'm going to be a bootlegger.

That's what I've been thinking. It's an illegal underground bar. That's what I've been thinking, but we could pull it off. I have no customers. We got all kinds of customers. Customers will fucking annoy me. What you got to do, though? If we're going to do this, you just can't go around

telling everybody, hey, come into the pub. It's like, you've got to keep it like the lowdown. You don't want to... So I have a pub, but it's not going to make any money because I don't want to have any customers. Kind of like that. That's the way you want it. You're going to start charging, man. You're not going to, I'm... What? What do you mean you're going to start charging me? Oh, if you're going to come to my pub and drink. I'm going to be this pub is our pub. But it's at my place. I don't know. What do you want to call this place? that's going to take some time all right we got nothing but time

I was thinking about well we've had Julian's you know burn and Jim that was you should smash a champagne bottle off the end of this do you want to

why do people do that it's officially open no but why why waste the booze I agree you should drink the champagne fill it up with water and then smash Nothing like throw some fucking root beer or something in there. You know what I mean?

Boom. All right. I can't get my fucking lot of talk going. Well, we should officially open this pub by RIPD, someone that we used to love when we were younger. I can't believe it, man. You know, of all people that I thought was going to live to like 100, no problem, it was Chuck Norris.

For sure, man. Like, he's going to be over 100, man. He's still going to be throwing down at 100 years old. Chuck? Here's to you, Carlos Ray, aka Chuck Norris. Carlos Ray? Is that what?

That's what the motherfucker was born, I asked. Carlos Ray? Yeah. First time I'm hearing that, man. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. He was in the Air Force. He was an Air Policeman.

Did you know that? And that's where he got the nickname Chuck. Why? How? People started calling him Chuck in the Air Force. I don't know why. From Carlos to Chuck. It's usually Charles to Chuck. Carlos?

Yeah, I don't know. It's a mystery. There's Richard. There's Dick. I don't get that one, really. That's the worst one, man. They should take that one back. You know what I mean?

You should be able to take fucking worse. As a Ricky, yes. I don't like being called Dick. No. it might stick I just don't know how you get dick out of Ricky you know what

and you know what the I can call you a dick as much as I want and it's not an insult man it's a fucking what is that dick it's an insult to me you're an you're officially

you know what I went down I went down a bit of the fucking Carlos Ray Chuck Norris rabbit hole okay you know do you know that he had black belts in karate taekwondo

yes tang pseudo Brazilian jiu-jitsu and judo yeah man he was the full deal fucked you know his shit fuck I had

I mean I knew he was you know he was pretty tough and shit but he was as tough as a motherfucker you do not want to fuck with Chuck Norris

see and that's the thing it's Chuck or it's it's Bruce Lee they were buddies I guess they were good buddies man motherfuck I don't think they really fought, though, did they? He owned all these fucking studios,

a bunch of karate studios and shit. Yeah. Trained Steve McQueen. Yes, man. Priscilla Presley. You know a lot about Chuck, man. There's a lot more people you train. Oh, those are just up in my cock.

Who trained Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? Was that Bruce Lee or was that Chuck Norris? I don't think it was Chuck. I remember seeing him fighting Bruce Lee. I know we're getting off track, but fuck man he's a tall motherfucker he's a tough motherfucker yes anyway Bruce I mean Chuck every you know and everybody of course there's these memes and shit going on yeah like fucking you know Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups

he pushes the earth down earth downs earth downs man by Chuck Norris I wonder if that's true you know what and when Chuck Norris enters a room he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. These are facts, by the way. Okay. What do you think he turns the fucking dark off? Who else could do that? I don't really. Yeah, I don't know, man. You know what? There's another fact. Chuck Morris can divide by zero. Figure that one out. I can't. No matter how hard I try, I'll never I'll never get that one. You'll never understand fucking Chuck Norris facts, man.

No, I was never good at them. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest all night, at night. His son? A son, the sun. Oh, that son. At night? He beat the sun in a staring contest at night. So he could see through the earth or through the moon?

Yeah, I guess that's what they're saying. Wow, that's quite a thing. Do you think there was any kind of a track? to Chuck Norris? For who? You or... What? Any of us?

Okay. The way you asked that was really weird, but it was whether it's you're asking yourself. There's a lot of people who know a lot of shit about people. You did know a lot about Chuck Norris, man. I thought he was all right. When people were like, they're all about Bruce Lee, you were always about fucking Chuck Norris. Oh, I like, I like Bruce. I wasn't a big cigar fan and Van Dam, I don't know.

Van Dam, he wants to fight somebody or something. Like, Logan, one of those Logan boys? Like now? He wants to fight, yeah. How old is he? He's, what, 62, 65, 67. Can he still do splits between 18 wheelers, I wonder? Yeah, how old is Jean-Claude Van Dan?

Sean Claude. Jean Claude. I should change my name to Sean Claude Van Dan. That's Sean Claude. Okay, he was born in 1960. He's motherfucker. He's 65 years old, man. He wants to get into a ring and fight that Logan dude.

I don't know. There's Paul and there's... That's the guy that just had his jaw broken? Yeah, man. Not him. His brother. Oh. The guy was mouthing off to Tom Brady.

It's weird, man. People are weird these days. It's a fucked up world, man. It's very fucked up. Anyway, Jean-Claude in the ring, but what do you think? If he can still do a fucking... I don't know, man. The splits between two semis?

I don't think he should be getting in the ring at 65, personally. I think he's good. I think he would get destroyed. I can't imagine he's... But they say that Jean-Claude was a legit good fighter, though. Oh, yeah? Yeah, man. See, I wish you could have...

saw some of these. I wonder if AI can do that. I'd like to see fucking John John Claude and Chuck Norris fight. Oh, fuck, man. You can easily do it with the street shit. AI can do that shit, man. Totally. And what they can do, you can just keep putting in all the

stats of the fighter and clips of them fighting and yeah, they'd be like I mean, I guess it's just a video game, but oh yeah. No. No, no, man. AI can do shit like that. I pay to see that fight. Yeah. I pay to see a lot of things.

What are we talking about, man? I don't fucking know, man. I'm fucked. We've got to stop getting fucked up. No kidding. See, oh yeah. So yeah, yeah, yeah. Soon we're going to be 65 and fucked or dead.

No, man. We're going to live longer than that, but. Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. You may. Nope. We just got to, you know what we got to do. We just got to try not to be fucking stressed out, man. I know, man. Stress fucking kills you, man.

Like, we can't be doing shit like we were doing when we were younger. We got to, like, just figure things out a little bit better. You know what I mean? Okay, man. Like, right now, getting shot at, that's, that would probably stress me out more than it did years ago. Oh, fuck, yeah. You know what I mean? When you're younger, you don't give a fuck.

No, it's fun. Well, it's fun. Well, it's kind of, it's exciting. It's like, what? Why is someone shooting at me? Because you know... Now it's like, holy fuck, someone's shooting at me. Yeah, so...

Yeah, getting old is fucked. Hey, don't worry about it, man. Yeah, he used to be fucking fearless, man. Not anymore. Well, now, you still do fucked up shit. I don't think I'd car surf anymore. You would if you were drunk. With the right buzz on, you...

No, man. You know why, you're right. You're different. Because you'll still do the same shit that you were doing. years ago. But when you fall, you get fucked up. How is your fucking knee doing?

Fucked. See? Weeks. It's been weeks. Like usually back then, you would fucking... I'd break it down, man. You would break up a little bit. You'd fall over.

You'd wake up somewhere fucked. You'd have like a pain. It'd be gone like in the day. Now it's like three weeks. My eye was fucked. Yeah, I've been dealing with some fucked up old shit. Hey, you know what? Maybe it's time.

I don't know. Maybe this time we've got to fucking slower down a bit. Retire. Not retired. Well, that'd be nice, but just like maybe smoke a few less joints. Yes, I know. Fuck. Well, this is, do you want to hear, you want to be more positive these days?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to hear something positive? This is, see, this is positivity right behind us, man. Look at all that shit. Positiveity. I know, you put me in a good mood. I know. This is not expecting it.

I thought you were cleaning up mold in my trail. No, no, no, no. That's all part of the plan. It's a nice little fake out. See, we feel good and relaxed here. We got a monitor right there. Okay. So we'll be putting clips and shit up on that fucking thing. A.k.a. TV?

It's a TV. It's in the biz. It's the monitor. Okay. And that's what we're going to do. We're going to break, and we are. This is going to happen next, next pad. Oh, see, you can do it next pad. Don't fucking promise shit. You're not going to deliver it. I'm thinking it's going to happen next path.

few things I got to figure out yet because it's a lot of work. There's a lot of figure on shit out, man. Okay. Anyway. But you're a man with the plan. I'm a man with the plan. It's going to, this is going to be, it's all about the segments, man. The pieces of the fucking orange. You know what I mean? I get it.

It's got to get all the pieces of orange thought of. But we're going to be happy because when people watch this, you're going to be fucking, they're going to end of the fucking day going, yeah. All right, well, here's a positive uplifted the story of the day. Bring it on, man. These seven fucking dogs, do you hear about this?

No, man. Sounds like a goddamn Disney show or movie, but these seven fucking dogs are stolen from their owners. I think this was in China. They somehow chewed their way through a fucking cage in a truck, and they escaped. They all stayed together, and they ran 17 kilometers back to their fucking home.

That's impressive, man. How many dogs? Seven of them. of the cock suckers. And you know who the head dog was? I didn't know these dogs were so smart. A corgi. A corgi.

Yeah. One of the queen's finest. Oh, yeah? The fucking queen mother, what's her name? She's gone now. Yeah. She had corgis. Diana?

No, that's not. The Queen Elizabeth, man. Jesus. Oh, yeah. That queen. Fucking. She was, she might have had corgis as well. Who knows?

I don't know. I don't know. maybe the queen's like look at i got the fucking corgis in the family everybody back the fuck off get your poodle doodles or whatever poodle labradoos whatever the fuck they are

all right anyway i just thought that was kind of nice these fucking dogs said fuck you kidnappers fuck you and they all got away and banded together and even this was a German shepherd he was

fucked he was hurt and they were all helping him out Are you kids? Wow. Yeah. So it's like a Disney movie. Happy little pack of dogs. Hopefully they stay friends. You know what we should do? They should all go to the park together, I think.

We should fucking do a kids movie because I think there's lots of movies. Yeah. Kids movies making money. Let's do a kid's movie. We'll do the voices. A bunch of dogs. All right. You could be the fucking German Shepherd that's all beat the fuck.

Oh, I'd love to play that guy. I know, man. That's why. You can take that one. Can I be baked? He's got to be baked. Because we're always giving it. He's old.

Hmm? He's old. Okay, you're old. He's had a good life, though. You're German Shepherd? Okay. Sounds like you really got this character figured out, man. All right, let's do it.

Even... People think he's hurt, but he's not. He's just got a natural... Like, that movie just... That story wrote itself into a movie, man. That was it. I think we can do this thing. Maybe we can do an audio version of that first.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, man. Like an audio book? Let's do an audio book. Let's do like a little bit. Throw it on. Maybe Boner can write it up for us. Nah, no, no. Bona's not funny.

Good dude. Not funny, man. Okay. All right. This person, a 50-year-old woman who had been declared brain dead with no chance of recovery by doctors miraculously regain consciousness

in a fucking ambulance and the fuck it the thing hit a pothole woke her up boom what's up motherfuckers I'm alive I'm a wife poodle doodle it's the poodle doodle so she was dead she was dead brain dead

she hits a pothole and that just jolted her boom she's up there is something to be said about slapping someone across the face sometimes you just need a good whack man yeah what i mean whoa see this this polish dude right yeah he passes he finally passes his fucking driving test okay after 139 attempts there's a person that should not be on the over nine years this motherfucker tried to get his license and he could not

139. Here's, that's a hint. Don't drive. Don't drive. Don't, because. I'd be terrified

if that guy's driving anywhere near me. And you know what? And this is something I don't get, man. You get a fucking dingbat like this

driving. It snows. Like, I guarantee he didn't do his test in the fucking snow. Snow is a whole different fucking

How could it take him that many tries? I'd like to know all the fuck-ups. Well. Probably went through red light. Probably blew through a stop sign. He definitely was speeding. Probably got

in an accident. He definitely was going way too slow. Yeah, like that. I can't even imagine. Definitely took it. He didn't... I don't think I could fuck it up that many times of a track. Well, 139. He fucked up every way possible if it's 139 attempts, man. Had to be intentional.

No, man. No one's that fucked, are they? People are fucked. Do you have a license? I don't know. Do you? I really don't know, man. I mean, I know I took a test at some point. You know what?

You didn't. You didn't? No, I did, I think. You did, but you know what? The fact that you say you think, that tells you what condition you were in. I mean, I used to have a document until it got stolen or lost. You know, the document was like you failed. I kept telling you that, man.

You did not pass your drivers. Okay, so maybe I... Fuck it. You don't need one then, obviously. Maybe you like this guy. No, man. you would not get along with this guy. I don't think I could fuck it up that many times.

Yeah, you could. I'm a good driver when I... in certain conditions. Do you like roller coasters, man? You've never been on one, have you? I think I was. Yeah, it was a shitty wooden one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't love it. That was the one in the valley, man. It wasn't great. It was... It felt like it was going to fall apart. Yeah, it was hurt on the back. That place is gone. Oh, is it?

Yeah, man. Good, because it wasn't great. Roller coaster broke down. I was all excited to go there. I was like, this is it? This fucking middle-aged dude gets on a fucking roller coaster, has a brain hemorrhage. A brain hemorrhage.

What does that mean? It's just a clot or something going on in his brain. Do you die? Yeah, he's gone. Oh, wow. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Jesus, guys.

No, they got it. They got them to... They got them... Positive stories. He went into surgery and A-OK, free fucking roller coaster rise for life. Wow. Would you go back on one? Not any time soon, I don't think, if that happened.

I like roller coasters, man. All right. This is one of my favorite headlines in a while. You ready for this one? Yo, man. Professional Cornhole player with no arms or legs arrested in deadly shooting. I heard about that guy.

You got to break it down a little bit. Okay. Number one, there's such a thing as a professional cornhole player? Yeah, man. That's a thing? Yes, that cornhole's fucking huge, man. Wow. I didn't know it was like a fucking professional league or some shit.

How do you play cornhole with no arms or legs? Probably like that. You put in your mouth in your fucking... I never thought of that. You put it on your shoulder and you whang it over. You wang it. I don't know, man, probably.

He could set-ups maybe catapulted. I think it's got to be the shoulder or the fucking toss with your mouth. I'd like to see it. Motherfucking can shoot. The motherfucker can shoot a gun, though. But how? I saw a video. Oh, really?

Oh, he loads the fucking, he's got like these little, you know, things there. He loads it up. So he's hunched over. he's like, cut that thing, and he fucking squeezes the trigger. And he just goes, too, tch, fuck, good, very good shot. A person with no arms. Like, unbelievable. Wow.

Well, apparently he shot his fucking friend, so he obviously can shoot a gun. I just didn't know how it worked. He knew what he was doing, man. Jesus Christ. Is he going to jail? Oh, fuck, yeah. He's charged with first and second degree murder. I don't know.

I don't know how that works, but it should be one of the other, you know? I don't know, man. And he asked his two buddies in the back seat to get rid of the body. And they were like, fuck you. And they jumped out and ran and called the house on. Somehow he got the body out of the car. What? Oh, yeah.

And then he fucking drove 150 miles or something to the car. He had unbelievable fucking strength with his jaw. He's quite fucking. He's superhuman. He's in spruce. How is he going to do in jail? He's in there for a long time. Right.

Fuck. I don't know. I didn't think he'd become a professional. professional cornhole player. Mm-hmm. He was like a quadruple amputee when he was just like 10 months old. He got some blood shit.

He was a go-getter, man. Fucking crazy, man. Yeah. So he's going to jail. I don't know. Other than the murder, he's definitely an inspiration. Why did he kill the dude? Just gotten an argument, I guess.

Really? It's a fucking hardcore way to end the argument. I wonder what buddy was fucking saying to him. That made him so pissed off. I don't know, man, but fuck. Now he's going to be in jail for the rest of his fucking life. Had to have him over a chick, man. You figure?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's what usually causes it, isn't it? Yeah. He's probably at the fucking country bar. A couple nights before. I had a couple of dances with some chicks. This is the guy that got killed? Yeah, no, no.

Shooter. No, shooter. Okay. He's up dancing around. He's dancing with some chicks. It's a movie. Just try to think of it. You can throw that off to a movie, man.

All about fucking doing shit like that. You'd be, you might have trouble finding an actor to play the person. Oh, fuck, no, man. Not a problem. Not a problem. Not a problem, man. No, man, there's people that there's, I'm telling you, that wouldn't be a problem. Okay.

I think it's a great idea. All right. Write it up. That's the problem. That's the problem. Writing it up. Who wants to fucking write shit up? It's a lot of, it seems like a lot of work. I think we should just get, you know what we do?

We get a fucking recorder. We get really fucked up. And we just talk about the story and get it down that way. All right. And then it just types itself up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, basically. And then we'll get someone else. We'll get someone else to write it up, man.

It's not a real nice. story but i mean it is up until the murder part whoa this is this is something you would do man right here this is the i'll be the judge of that thank you very much 15-year old teenager steals bus drives it 80 miles to take girlfriend to school you would totally do that i fucking right i would damn right you would man yeah i would do that and a 15 like 15's actually kind of old i actually did steal a bus i was younger than that wasn't from a girlfriend though just you were because i wanted to try it you were 12 those are big man trying to drive those when you're young but you know what not a fucking good vehicle to learn how to drive in no but you would did you well yeah not

through not through the city man and they're not good off road all right you know what i got it i got i got a i got to go but oh yeah yeah i'm done i'm just toast all right i got to get back to work on the fucking thing and then there's going to be a lot of high energy flying right out of the fucking gates. Are we going to watch a fucking Chuck Norris flick tonight? All weekend. What's it going to be? All week.

Oh no, let's just fucking start. What were those war ones he did? I forgot about that. It wasn't on common valor. It was some fucking, what the hell was it? Or was it? Jesus Christ, I can't remember. I can't fucking remember, man.

Anyway, I remember I thought it was good then It's probably a piece of shit if I watch it today It's still good, man Oh is it? Oh, yeah You just got to think back You can't think about shit now You gotta think about shit then So you gotta put your brain back in time

Bring her back man, bring her back to the 70s and 80s maybe All right All right, what? Big change is coming Park after Derek next week It's gonna be a little bit different We're gonna see you guys can tell us You gotta ease me into it

Okay, we're not gonna go full tilt but we're going to fucking, we're going to give it, man. Let's give it our best. There's going to be at least one segment next week or two segments. Probably three or four. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, you can do it. No. I got you. It's too much all at once. It's all up to chipper. You see if he can... Partly up to chipper. Partly up to chipper.

All right. Chuck Norris. Cheers, everybody. We love you guys. will be a little bit more brighter and cheerier next week because things will be a lot better. Will we, though? Yeah, man. Things are getting much better.

Well, they're not. It's spring and it's still fucking snowing. Okay, fuck the snow. Say goodbye. Charles Ray. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus.

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