Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 42 - 20 Days Of 420

Episode Date: April 7, 2026

The new neon sign is blazing, and so are Ricky and Julian on this week's Park After Dark! We've got the winners of Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week, Julian's killer gift review, and all the news that's f**ked. Plus: The countdown has begun... join Ricky and Julian on the 20 Days of 420!

Weekly episodes now on Trailer Prep Boys Plus. Well, man, you know what? I don't know what to say. I just... It's like the Tonight Show, isn't it? It's like we're up there for the level. It's almost bringing a tear to my eye. It's like we're official, man.

Like, we got a fucking real thing happening here. You always said that... That fucking sign, man, that just put it over the top. You always said that those fucking signs are fancy. We always shopped at different places or bot shit. You did good, man. Because of neon signs, like pizza places. now we got one

well welcome to the boom park after the you forgot the the park after the oh no it's park after dark okay it's not after the dark man that's just the way you say it all right

no it's all right I like it perk after dark it is park after it is also what day six oh yeah Ricky's Mount Everness the 20 days of 420 day six and we are fucking going old school today my friend

All right. What about the board? You're going to take a knock on? Yeah, I'm going to take it down. Just trying to type it up a little bit. Okay. This is something we haven't done that I can remember since like fucking junior high or what do they call? Junior high. Soften it more or whatever that.

High school? We haven't done these in a long time and they're fucking deadly. They're a little greasy, but they're deadly. Day six, oil blasts. All right. Oh, fuck. Yeah. You know when the last time we did this?

I don't remember. Van Halen, 1984 came out. Inton about love was on. You fucking, you were a mess, man. All right, here we go. So, to do our little oil blasts, you need a little pin or a needle. Jam that fucker in your cigarette pack.

They need a piece of a cigarette. Fuck, they haven't done these in so long. Is this right? Why don't we stop doing these fucking things? Because, I don't, I don't. I don't know. We got more money, maybe. You got to burn this motherfucker off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember these things.

You know what? I was the one that used to do that. I was the one who was... You were the one that taught me this shit, which is shocking. Yeah, because I didn't want to do them. Do you guys ever have, like, friends out there that, you know, didn't want to do all these drugs and stuff and kind of, like, was the guy driving people around? That's what I used to do.

All right. I'm just going to let that fucking burn off and become a nice little ash. I think this is probably the purest way you could smoke oil, no? Yeah. It's pretty. Because it's just, what do they call it? Carbon C8 or C2? There's still tobacco.

I mean, if you do this out, the fucking tobacco, it'll be... No, man. Once this burns off, there's no tobacco. All it's left is the carbon. It's clean. Ah. But this part is a fucking pain in the ass. Yeah, you know what?

I usually made that part, like, smaller. Yeah, I should have let you do this, I think, because this is fucked. All right. So you can see he's like burning off the paper and shit. We want like a nice little orange glow, right? No, man. We just want gray ash.

We don't want any heat from this motherfucker. You're fucking kidding me? No. Well, it's still like going to be hot, man. Nope. What? You don't want it hot, man. You just want the ash.

Fuck me, man. Okay. It's very delicate. You got to be careful. Fall off. You've got to fucking do it all over again. I thought, okay, I thought it was a different way we used to do those, man. Could have been.

That probably just... Okay. Day six, this is fucking old. Okay, let's do it. So how are you gonna, like, how do you hit that thing up yet? Later, buddy. I think. I could be misremembering.

I have no idea. This is what I remember, but I could be totally fucked in the head. It happens. No, no, no. I think it was just the ash. But I kind of thought it was like burning, and then you did the heat from it. I didn't think you did like the lighter part. Yeah, that's the way I think so.

Okay, man. This is a long time ago, man. I can't fucking remember. Holy fuck this is taking forever. Yeah, give a little Ricky blow. Oh, see? Now, you know what? That's what I'm saying.

That, let's try one. Nope. No? No. I'm kidding, man. Because it's hard to know. You can try one. No, no, no.

I don't want to fucking. And you try one first, man. Done? It's got to be fucking close, no? It's got to be close, man. Christ. Kind of fucking... See, I can't...

I can't see us taking this long to do this shit, man. That's the thing that I don't remember. I don't remember taking this long. What the fuck? Okay. All right, do you want to just talk about some shit while we're waiting for this to happen?

Like, I don't ever remember it taking this long. Man. You could be right. I think this end is good. Okay, let's get one going on that end. I'm gonna try one. So then you take your little needle or what is this called again? Paperclip? No.

Bobby pin? Safety pin. Safety pin. Safety pin. It's a same. I like that song. Was it men with out hats? It wasn't. Safety dance. Safety pin.

You can dance. Oh, safety. It's a safety dance, man. You can dance if you want to. You can pin if you want to. Fuck sakes. All right. That's a good.

That's a good amount, I think. I might be too much. Then we just got to put this. Okay. Got it. All right. That was lucky. That was a lucky glob.

Then you take a little Beck pen or some kind of a pen. Take the shit out of it. So it's like a straw. Okay. All right. I think this is right, man. No, no, no. You got a...

Yeah. Okay, yeah, you're right. Holy shit, man. Look at that. Perfect. Holy fuck. That was a good glob. Holy fuck. That's okay. Now, this is the shit I remember, man. You're...

Fuck, man. You got a good memory. Jesus Christ, do you hear that? And it's that smell, right? Yep. It's that certain smell. What smells a cord of the cob. It's done. No, I think it's done now. Holy fuck.

You're going, man. All right. You remembered it. Day six. Oil blast. Holy shit! Those fucking hit you quick. You know what? I can't believe you... This is a six. You think it would be more like... I can't believe you haven't done this in 20-something fucking years. Those are fantastic.

All right. Okay. Try it at home. Kids? Yeah, be careful. Well, not... You know what you. Wow. Jesus Christ. Okay. That's a good way to conserve oil for sure. And you didn't use much spacco. It was burnt off like you said.

Exactly. It's just carbon, whatever the fuck it's called. And I mean, I fucking... up again you should just flash it and then let it catch on fire and then suck i sucked in a bit of but i sucked yeah yeah you fucked up but you remembered man you were it was in patience that's a good fucking method good going man holy shit man i don't know it'll come together we should take a break and we'll do this no we're not taking a break man we're just getting just getting ready started see oh fuck you with the buzz on it's a good thing it is it is what it's april the six the sixth day of

20 ways and days to get out. And you're five. This is awesome. So I did... I feel like I've done all six today. Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt. No, no, no, because we're getting into the new format of this fucking pattern. Oh, man. It's a hard.

Is it easy for me? It's easier. It's easier and it's funny. And I was thinking, you know what? One thing that you and I always did, because we got to fucking hone into the people that like to get baked. You know what I mean? Have a few drinks.

Okay. One thing that we used to do all the time was watch that fucking show, that blue show ridiculousness and we had the thing on a fucking episode after episode and you're just sitting there fucked it was made for people like us that show they just can't get off your couch I guess so we're going to do the same thing we're going to have we have a little segment and this is it I'm not sure where it's going to go once we get everything figured out what is it it's like we're going to show videos some clips we're going to pick out who is the most fucked the dumbest you know what I mean?

All right. The dumbest fucking club. Dummy of the week. And the lay he drunk of the week. Oh, because there's all kinds of clips out there and people just fucking wasted. I like doing some shit.

So, Chippy, throw the videos. All right. So where do we? Number one. This is number one. Oh, yeah. He's fucking twisted. He can't even walk.

That's nice. I can delete to this. Stombing up the stand. Oh, fuck. Oh. hand first just burn his fucking hand as shit that happened to a friend of ours man yeah oh yeah i saved a guy did see he almost went face first and i grabbed him fuck that was nasty all right next one check this guy's trying to walk in a straight line not having much luck gonna have a

piss good oh no he's not capable of piss you've been in this situation oh yeah oh fuck if i ever stumbling i don't remember being yeah oh Come on, buddy. I guess I've been there. Level. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right into the fucking bushes.

I love it. Cock first right into the fucking bush. That's got to fucking hurt a little bit. Oh, and he's still fucking past it. That was a good one. They're getting him later. All right. That's number two.

We got three coming up. And we got to what, pick the most fuckly drunk of the week. It's kind of tough. Those are both pretty good candidates. Do it over there. I'm making sure you don't do anything in my husband. I will fuck you, Hodgwick. What?

I will fuck you. Oh. I will fuck you. Yeah, he hasn't. You got to happen. That's not going to happen. He's crazy than fucking drug lay. Jesus.

Very forward. I can't imagine dealing with this fucking guy. He can't talk. He's kind of intimidating a little bit. Oh, he's leaning right in. He's saying he wants to fuck you. He's right in your face saying he was going to fuck you. Oh.

Please piss yourself. Oh, he's down. He's down. He's down. He's down in front of the check-in counter, I guess. Yeah. He wants to get banged. Wow.

And he's kind of sad that he wasn't. I don't know, man. That's a fucking tough call. What do you think of one, two, or three? Oh, you know what? I got to go with number one. Hand first to the fucking bonfire. Just because I know that would have taken weeks or months to fucking...

And he didn't feel anything that night. No. Oh. That is a fucking nasty nascity tumbles. This is the one. I've been, oh, man, this is bad. Look at his fucking colds, red hot coals. Oh, that's some serious, fucking damage.

Oh, man, his whole body is upper body. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's bad. I feel for you, but you are the fucking Leahy drunk of the week. Yeah. Well, yeah, he is the Leahy drunk of the week. We're still dumb. All right.

So now we had, so now there's another dumb part? The dumb. I mean, those people were dumb. These were going to be real dumb. They weren't, well, they might have been dumb, but they were just wasted. All right, Chipper, let's roll the number one dumb clip of the week. Let's find the dummy of the week. Oh, man, he's fucking flying on scoot.

Oh, right into the corner. Okay. That was fucking nasty. Oh, buddy. You see a little dude there? He's like, oh, fuck. Wow. All right, okay.

One more time, Chippee. He's on a fucking scooter flying. Oh, head first, straight into the fucking, oh, man. You know what, that's worse than hockey when the door's open, someone gets checked, and they fucking slam into the, you know what I'm saying? He did that to himself, too, which is... Going full till, I mean, he was a big boy. Okay, here we go with number two.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, Jesus, Christ, she flipped. Oh, fuck. All right, so... Was she singing Britney Spears? Is that what was happening? She was seeing it hit me, baby, one more time. I guess it distracted her.

But she was so fucking, what was wrong with her? She was destined to get, Jeff. Well, she's. She cried? Like mad? And then what happened? She just loses control of the car. Tries to get it back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bick the curve into the ditch. That is a fucking nasty fucking accident. Okay. Okay. She's, whoa. I still want to know why he was so, he was like crying and mad and shit. distracted drivers on their fucking phone.

Alright, here we go. Number three. This looks done. Here we go. This guy's on what some scaffolding? Yeah, what is that? What's it? It's a box of shit?

Oh yeah, this doesn't look. That's a fucking... Is that a ladder on the scaffold? That's a heat pump, man. Oh, man, this is not going to end well. Because he's... I mean, I get it. I would probably think of something like this too.

These guys don't, like, cost a lot of money to hire someone to do that. to do that well you'd have to rent a big fucking lift fuck that we were torrid he's he's taking his time he looks good so far but okay that but he's he's got this this is gonna be horrible yeah oh he's at the top he's so fucking close so close putting it on the bracket oh no oh my fuck that was that was buddy that was what he's in agony and it wasn't even his fault the fucking scaffolding. The heat pump didn't hit him, though. Oh, I don't know.

It was fucking close to hit him right in the head. Let's see. That's a nasty tumble, man. Whoa. Oh. Look at his legs. Ah. Oh, man.

All right. Okay. I don't know, man. Well. You know what? I got to give the last guy. The last guy. He fucking was there.

It wasn't even his fault of scaffold. He fucked. up on him. The balls it took to do what he did, and he fucking almost had it. Fortunately, my friend, you were the dummy of the week. You were the dummy of the week. But I admire the

fuck of you. I respect you. Would you hire that guy? I would hire that guy. I would hire that fucking guy, man. He took a lot of chances. I mean, most buildings aren't probably that high. Ingenuity. Yeah, ingenuity, man. Right on. So you know what?

We'll think more about what we're going to do with those clips, Maybe we'll, you know, get someone of a write in there. I'd like it, man. I made me entertainment. It's like energy, right? It's fucking entertainment, man. Entertained us. It's a fucking wild ride, my friend.

Wow. I think I have fairly decent tolerance. But, man. Really? Those little ladies are making me dance. You know what? And the thing is, we can do more of those because it's still good. It's good.

I forgot how many times you'd get smoke off of that. got one ash. How many times? Oh, fuck. Like five, six? Oh, at least. Yeah, until you fuck up and hit it. Because you're very... Well, yeah. It's one of those things. When you're wasted, it's not a good

fucking idea. All right. I mean... You don't want to do it if you get the shakes either. No, you don't want to. That's what I was doing. I never had the shakes. The heavy, heavy shakes. Um, I mean, I do got another fucking segment. Oh, fuck. It's a lot. I mean, we can get into another one. I was going to save it.

You think we should do? another new one yeah man i don't know if i'm capable no no no you're in the perfect fucking mindset okay what is this what all right so this is the shit when you're fucking you know on tic talk or whatever that fuck instagram and then you see a product online you're like you know what i'd fuck with one of those things okay right i've never had this experience but i'll take your word because you don't watch that shit man you don't get i do but then i'm fucking i know i know because you 12 hours later i'm still watching it so i can't fucking let myself i know i know i know anyway so i I ordered this fucking contraption.

I was going to give it to Mo, right? Okay. And I didn't. What the fuck is it? Of shit. Jesus Christ, what is that? It's like a crossbow, slingshot, man. You can't give something like that to Mo?

Can you? It's like a pellet gun, man. What does it shoot? Well, it's said BBs. Nowhere in the commercial and the advertisement is, were these things. What the fuck is that? I can't you fucking moe.

That mo will definitely. It's like a fucking spear. Oh, man. That's metal. That's metal. Can you imagine Moe with this Jesus Christ, man Yeah, like people are going to die

With these things All right, anyway, so I'm thinking Okay, people are going to die with these things anyway No, no, no, no, no, no That's killing someone for sure No, Ricky, these aren't killing anybody with this thing I'll show you what happens

You're not giving that to Mo man No, it's not going to go to Mo The things were like 3D printed And see that right there? Yeah It should like be smooth No, not They didn't fucking like

Sand down the parts inside the barrel. See, look at that. So what country would this quality made item be from, do you think? Well, this came from China. Really? Wow. And they probably do make lots of good shit, but...

Normally, their stuff's amazing. Yeah, I know, but not this fucking thing. Anyway, look. All right. You want to see this thing go? Jesus Christ, be careful with that, man. No, man. That is a fucking...

Actually, you know what? It works better than it did. Okay, I don't think that would kill you, but it probably stick in you. Maybe I just haven't used this thing enough Because, you know, maybe you got to like grind down the barrel a little bit If some fucking kid took that to school, I would be terrified Oh yeah, you don't want kiss egg

But, all right, I mean Let's see if I can get that snake Oh, okay, that's fucking terrible Did you see the little, are you putting it in the right groove of the dart? See that? That has nothing to do with it, man. Are you sure? No.

I'm not sure. What the fuck's the point of that? I think it's, I don't know why there's a, I don't know if you can see that, I don't know why there's like a little hooky thing there. Well, you think that would hook on to your, you'd think, but, oh yeah, they think it would. Yeah.

Okay, maybe, maybe. All right, let's check it out. All right, so what's your assessment? Oh, yeah, you know what? Huh. Okay, so this is. Got it, and look where I hit the thing. Like, I was easy on the fucking, whatever that is.

What is that then? What is this creature? It's a bump cat. Yeah, it's, you know That's not a bobcat, is it? It's either a bobcat or lynx. That's... That's like a gopher or something.

That's not a gopher. He's probably part fox or some shit. I don't know, man. Anyway, you just puncture him for fucks a face. Oh, it's getting there good, boys. Yeah, like that could fucking kill someone, especially a kid. That hits you in the neck. You're bleeding a neck.

All right, you know what? This thing isn't so bad. Can you imagine if we... I actually have two of these things because I want to buy one. Alright, well, I want one. You got it. I want to see this guy once more. I think you could take it on a plane?

No. Inconsistent. All right, it's inconsistent. I mean, you've got to... Like, I wouldn't have never used this thing again unless I wanted to bring it on the show to rip it apart because I thought it was fuck. See, that shit scares me.

You could... Jesus Christ. You could definitely take the... In a fucking plane. I don't know how you'd explain this bullet-shaped object. Like, why would you take it on a plane? What are you doing this thing? Just for protection.

Never know what could break out on a plane, man. But, oh, man. You don't want to bring one of them. You don't want to take one of these things over on a plane. You could be a hero. You never know. A hero, no, no. Not with this thing.

They'd be like, what a fuck. What's the rating out of ten then? So, give me a rating out of ten for this product. This is the thing. This fucking Chinese. backup supplies, but you're talking... This is it, man. See, this is the whole system.

You see this thing? You got to make a knot by yourself. See, that's your whole propeller system. It's like a fucking slingshot, bro. See, you got to make a knot in each end. Oh, man. And not only that, the instructions that came with this thing, I had to, like, go online and try to find instructions.

I bet there's a way to fucking turn that into a serious weapon. You just fucked it up. Here, do it, man. See, then you've got to put the knot into this thing, and then you take this thing and wrap it around that thing and it stays in place. Okay.

That's how you do it. If you buy one, that's how you put it fucking together. All right, so what's your rating out of ten? Did you give it? Oh, man, that's a fucking... I give it a three. And that's only...

And you know what? Before I actually shot that thing, it was added one, maybe zero. How much was this fucking thing? $60. No, I wasn't $60. It was more leg. I think it was $29.

It's not bad, I guess, except it doesn't really work. There must be what to make it work or turn it to a deadly weapon. Piece of shit. We could probably modify this thing. That's a good idea. And then we can get some action with it. I don't know what the hell we use it for, but... All right. I like to shoot... Exciting stuff.

Yeah, I would not want to get hit with one of those fucking darts in the gut or the neck. Fuck. You put poison on it. So I guess, I don't know. What do you want to talk about? I want to talk about cute story You want to talk about fucking Tiger Woods Oh man

Tiger Woods What the fucking deal man I feel bad for the fucking guy He did He blew a breathalyzer Triple zeros So it was obviously I guess prescription

Yeah Man I mean the fucking guy's been Through how many surgeries and shit He's been banged up man So yeah It's fucking horrible But you know

He has He's got it I mean how many DUIs does he have? It's not just... Well, he almost fucking died in that accident before in California, wasn't it? Yeah.

It was a cliff. And I was... You know, he's just like, no one's driving me. I drive me. No one drives me. That's... But dude... But that's dumb.

You got lots of money. You're banged up. You got tons of money. And this is what happens. And he tried to pass a fucking truck in a 30 mile per hour zone. Then he almost hit a head-on, swerved back in, clipped the trailer

and fucking rolled over. Yeah. He's definitely doing more than 30 miles an hour. Yeah, one of those land rovers, too. Just, you know what? Just suck it up. I know you don't like to not be driven or whatever the other propters. I can't talk. Fuck. Oil blasts. It's all right, man.

He just needs to fucking let someone drive him. Yeah. Or, I mean, it would be hard, but or he could get off the drugs, I guess. But he's probably in so much fucking pain he needs them. I don't know. Maybe there's other drugs he could take that are legal. That's what, you know what? That's why I don't like those prescriptions shit.

I know, man, you get hooked. Because you fucking get hooked. Yeah. Remember when someone gave you those bennies that time? Yeah. It's just like, whoa. I'm glad they don't sell those anymore because those are fucking fantastic. Yeah.

And it's not good for you, man. No, it's arsenic, isn't it? I don't know. It's just not good for your fucking organs and shit after a while. Anyway, he's a fucking amazing golfer. One of the craziest come back to ever when he won. And he was actually getting back in shape. well he came back and

fucking won another blue jacket was it 2019 that was incredible I was fucked I didn't know you were so much of a fucking target witch band but it's like you're almost attracted to a boy you know what it's not bad in a fucking middle he just did shit that was just

blew my fucking mind he got me I was never into golf golf golf was like as George Carlin said golf is like watch some flies fuck but when you get into it golf has watched I never heard that one no golf is like watching flies fuck yeah is that a good thing or is that a bad thing it means it's not

super exciting it's not really okay but when you get into it you get into it and i fucking got into it with old tiger it's good because you know what when you're in jail and there's not many things to watch and you want to watch something it's better than watching soap operas you know what i mean and his dad played darth vader which was kind of cool what the fuck what i might have that fucked out Maybe he just look like him. What? Who the fuck is Darth Vader, man? Just a sec.

What's his name? Not Lawrence Fishburn. What the fuck? Earl. David Jones. Yeah. Whoa, that's not Tiger Woods dad, man. He's got a good voice.

Anyway, he did some questionable shit. Did he? Who? Well, you know, remember he got caught... What? Cheering on his wife. Oh, yeah, yeah. So he went through some shit, man. He needs to fucking...

Tiger Woods, man. He's going to do this out. I bet she's the best goddamn person to hang around with, though, I bet. I just don't want him to ruin his legacy, man. No, he's... Anyway, moving on. Legacy, miss megacy, man. It's a bit of a...

Fuck that. I've got lots of money. You're doing okay. A mixed bag of tricks. Go fucking take your legacy to a... an island down south and drink rum. I can't even imagine the money he's gone and gets fucking nailed with a DUI.

I would be out of here, man. I'd be the fuck. I'd be down south somewhere. Or yeah, move to a fucking island and doesn't have DUIs. There's got to be a bunch of them. You buy your own island and rip around if you want. Pay the fucking oval. Just give her, man.

That's bucket list. That would be fucking awesome. That's my bucket list, man. I have to worry about any of it. An island with an oval. and lots of rum You can do whatever the fuck If you drive off the island

End up in the ocean Tires all around it So there's no getting hurt Well We'd still find a way No I'm talking like Supercars around an oval man This was a story

I don't even know why it's news I guess it's not news This cat in BC Name Louis Vuitton All right Apparently he lives right on the fucking border And every day minimum of one time, he fucking

sneaks across the border into the U.S. into Washington State. Really? Now he's got little buddies on both sides of the border, so they put up signs saying Louis Crossing, be careful so cars don't hit the little fucker, but that's what he does. He's a border character.

I think we can learn a lot from Louis Vuitton. Like what? He just gets along with everyone. He just slinks over. Slinks over the border. Doesn't need any passports or bullshit. He gets along with everyone over there. He's like, alright, peace out. goes back to Canada. Hey, I'm back. Motherfuckers.

Just a happy, go lucky, motherfucker. He's like, this is the way it should be. I wish that was my life. Me too, man. All right. Man, these fucking oil blasts. You've got to do these every show. I think you should be doing those. I just feel good. I'm jealous. You know what? I'm doing them next to us.

My brain's not working always the way it's supposed to be. You know what's going to make you feel better? Oh, my fuck. Chicken chips. Got them for you, but. You son of, bitch. Because you've been such a good host today, you can have as many of those as you want, man. Oh, fuck.

Look at that. All right. It's going to be some unhappy people when they hear this chomping. Okay, you know what would go really nice with these? What? This is a nice... What do you call it when you lead into something? Is that?

Inlet. Oh, Segway. Enlet. Kind of like an inlet, man. What? You know what would pair lovely with chicken chips? What would pair? Yes, Julia Child.

What? A Kit Kat. A Kit Kat? Get the fuck out of you. You don't have a Kit Kat bar. I don't. But somebody has a lot of them. Who?

Somebody over in Europe. Mm-hmm. Stole 400,000 Kit Kat bars. Jesus fucking Christ. Twelve, tens of the fucking things. Is there an expiry date on Kit Kat bars? I don't know, but... I bet you there was it, man.

Apparently there's a huge... huge black market for chocolate. Yeah, no kidding. And I bet you it's not even fucking real chocolate. Maybe there is real chocolate in that Kit Kat bar, but they're faking it these days, man. They're faking the chocolate. Anyway, whoever has them, better fucking be careful

because apparently some sort of barcode on them that you can scan something. And tell exactly when it was manufactured and it was part of this shipment. You're fucked. All right, so how many bars is it? 400,000? Yep.

Buddy, be careful with those fucking bars. You don't want to go to jails. being the guy that caught with fucking 400,000 KitKat barred. Because he sold them to the local grocery store and they scanted and fucked you. Dude, that's a, that's grand theft like a motherfucker. How many would you keep? I don't know, man. I'm not real Kit Kat kind of guy.

I like him once in a year when you had them at like Halloween. I'll get into them. Yeah, one of those little ones is good. But a kickak a day, KitKat. What the fuck? A day isn't my thing. So buddy, fucking bury them. You don't want to get caught.

Yeah, we're fucking turn them in something else, man. Makes something weird. Match them up, sell them to fucking dairy bars. Kit cat cookies or ice cream. Kick cat ice cream blizzard type things. Yeah. Go to the dairy bars. It's your only hope, bud.

Yeah, that's what I do. Fuck that. On that note, you know what? Let's get the fuck out of here. Really? Yeah, let's regroup. I don't know. Should we?

Yeah, man, we're done. We've got to leave on a positive note before something bad happens. Day fucking six of the 20 days, 20 ways to get high was, well, it's still, I was going to say it was successful. It's still fucking successful. Jesus. Yeah. Love it. Pretty time.

Good morning. Day seven. Can't wait to talk about shit. You're not going to like day seven, bud. Oh, fuck, okay. Cheers, everybody. Can't wait for day seven. Cheers.

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