Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 44 - Gimme The F**king Liquor!

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

It's officially BOOZE MONDAY! The Boys are back at a new time, and getting right out of 'er with their delicious new liquor drinks. Is organ flush and muscle cream coming next? We've also got cobra fighting kitties, a naked date at the lake with Julian, and a peek at Gettin' Cooked With Ricky, coming to SwearNet March 28!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer go to Swearnet.com or download the Swearnet trailer park boys app Fuck off Yeah, I'm sorry boys, but I couldn't couldn't get it couldn't get the stuff That sucks. Are you kidding me? I know you're shitting me right now. I couldn't. Get the fuck out, I need a drink.

Couldn't get it. I'm just talking to you. You're saying give me the fucking liquor. You ready? Yes. I was just teasing you, how did you know? I know, I know. Because I can smell it.

You can smell it right through the can. Yes I can, get the fuck up here. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh So all these two are arguing, welcome to the park after dark on a new day, new time. So look, it looks like Ricky's trailer, right? There we are in the picture window at the end. Okay. And look, on the roof, I got them to add a hockey stick and the Sunnyvale sign like it got thrown up on his roof.

Oh, there's a little kitty there. Kitties. Let's go with the Julian. Okay. Let's go with the fucking Julian. Okay, on the top layer. Why can't I be at the top? We got the recce.

Well, when you open it down here as a dispenser, you come out first. All right, so open it as a dispenser. There's the... It's real good stuff. Recce's, and there's the... I like those. There's the Bubbles Orange Tabby Cream Seckles.

6%, yeah. Mine's 5%. Mine's 6%. Get with the big gun. Yeah. 7%. Let me show it. You could have put it in the fridge, man. Look, I got them to show the, you know, put your glass, so now it feels like you're holding Julian's glass. Or you can take it and dump it into a jeweling glass. Seven percent? Oh yeah, man. You gonna crack one, Ricky?

Oh shit, I opened a greenie. That's for you, boy. I guess I am gonna crack one. I thought I was opening this right here. Look at that, boys. Look at the color. Okay, come on, I'll get a cheers boys. Let's get a cheers going here.

So if anybody's wondering. I just dumped in a drink. These at this moment, these are in the Coldstream stores in Nova Scotia and it's available online. Ship anywhere in Canada. All right. For the people listening to the audio version of this,

do you wanna explain what this is? This is the Trailer Park pack. It's a 12 pack of ready to drink drinks. You got your Bobbles Orange Tabby Creamsicle. You got your Rikki, your Lime Rikki Lekkerade. And you got the Julie in the back. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Ba-ba-ba-ba.

Boys. Spit it back up, Rikki. Back in. There you go. Okay, here we go. hey, hey. Ba-ba-ba-ba. Boys. Spit it back up, Ricky. Back in. There you go. Okay, here we go. Cheers, boys. Cheers. This is like Freedom 35 right here.

It was a long time coming. It was actually pretty quick. Mmm. Oh my fuck, that's good. Fuck, those are good. Like an angel pissed in my mouth. Right there. Do I have to just...

But very soon, like a couple of weeks, these are going to be in every liquor store. Basically in Atlantic, Canada, all four provinces. Ontario has this one, but I think they're going to take the other flavors. I think it's going to... She's going to be everywhere. So the Lime-Aid, the Ricky-Aidick-aid, liquor-aid, that comes out first. Can I only drink this one or can I drink some of your guys? No, you can drink whatever you want Ricky.

Here, taste that baby. Taste a bit of that. It's fucking great. You know what? This is fun. This is a fun drinking experience. That's fucking good. Beautiful. If you remember those orange creamsicles, you know the back end on the stick with the white bottom and the orange. Oh, man, that's good, too. You know what that tastes like? Remember back in the pop shop days? The Ricky, well the lime Ricky. Yeah. Yes. That tastes like a lime Ricky, man. That's what we modeled her after.

But it's got a lime Ricky. Six percent booze. you're sitting around a pool or on the beach drinking those fucking things Toast by the end of the racked key Ricky key Ricky pie. You can keep I easily easily drink, you know So why the fuck are we on a new day? The orders came down from the top the new guy Julian hired yeah, it's it's a guy, a programming guy, he knows this shit, man. He's saying, hey, look, we gotta put it on a Monday night, right? So it's gotta come out at night and on a Monday night. Monday night at night and at 9 o'clock. Look, there's a bunch of things happening behind the scenes, Ricky.

Exciting things. Because normally it's on a Friday and we're getting fucking amped up for the weekend. Now the weekend's already happened and we're just... No, but there's no, no, no. You know what's coming on Friday. Uh, it's Monday. No, the weekend's already happened and we're just... No, but there's no, no, no. You know what's coming on Friday. It's Monday. No, but that's why. Do you know what's happening on Fridays?

No. How does he not know this? Because it's too much for him to fucking... Do you even remember making the show with Randy? The cooking thing? Oh my God, that was a long time ago. Getting cooked. Didn't that come out already? No, man.

Why? They're putting that on to the- What took so long? Big things coming, buddy. Last year. Big things coming. They're putting that on to the Friday. Okay.

And they're moving this to a different day. Well, I hope people fucking enjoy it, because we, as much as Randy drives me fucking nuts and stinks, we made some good food. Yeah, I'm sorry you had to hand out- And some and stinks, we made some good food. Yeah, I'm sorry you had to handle them so much. And some good love. You made some good love.

You're making good love? I didn't, we didn't make love, but he did make me. No, I mean, there's love. There's love in the air is what I meant. What weird things was he doing to you? He had this shooter contraption that may or may not have been a ice penis. An ice penis.

I didn't know. And I, I was in some compromising positions. You put an ice cock in your mouth. I don't think it went right in, but it was didn't go up your arse. Did it? But I remember having my hand around it. So you jerked off the ice sculpture. Well, that was a, was there a full body like David, like a David sculpture? No. Well... That was a cock. Was there a full body like David?

Like a David sculpture? Well then I would have known what the fuck's... He called it a teapot, so I thought it was just a nice teapot. Randy tricked him into sucking an ice cock. And then another time he fucking gave me these weed drinks. Should you be giving it away? No, okay, fine. Yeah, don't.

People have to watch it. Well, you could... They're still gonna want to see it. What did he do? He gave you a weed drink. He didn't't. People have to watch it. Well, you could, they're still gonna wanna see it. What did he do? He gave you a weed drink. He didn't tell me how fucking potent they were. And I drank too many of them.

I was fucked. Maybe the highest I've ever been in my life. That's not a big bit of news. Anyway, it's called getting cooked. You basically get cooked and you cook. Getting cooked. Yeah, cooked. But when you're cooked,

you come up with some fucked up foods. you you you you you So that's coming. Very exciting. The liquor drink. Yeah. There's a new game coming. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The new, you know, our game. There's a new one coming. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the new, you know our game there's a

New one coming where it's like a matchy. That's addictive as fuck. I was max three I am fucking i'm on level two fucking 20 You know what's the best way to play that game because it's pretty fucked up But when you're drunk and high playing this game, it's like fucking blasts of color and explosions and all kinds of dopamine. It's called dopamine. That's what it is. They got to figure it out because it was all it was hitting my dopamine like crazy. You know, it vibrates and the explosions and all the things chiming and clinking and hanking

vibrating. It was it was fucked up. And yes, it was a good experience. That's coming. I don't know when but she's coming before too much longer. I would say in the next couple months, wouldn't it be? They gave us the test one. So this is the tester. So she's got to be getting getting close. So new drinks. Should we thank everyone that came out and saw us on the weekend? Dermot and Stuia. That was pretty fucking

awesome. Very fucking great. Very very awesome lots of support. Thank you I'm happy people people were fucking digging the drinks fucking digging it man. Yes, sir E Bob people are digging it So like I said in cold stream right now and you can buy it anywhere in Canada order online order online And coming soon. She's gonna be right in the fucking liquor stores baby. Nice. You know what this reminds me of? You remember that shopping channel that you're watching TV? Yeah. That's what this pad has been like right now. We should have opened up the lines man and said okay can we take your order? See this is why I wish we had like muscle oil. Do we get some of this free or what? Oh yeah.

Good. I've asked for a palette. Nice. A palette? Is that a lot? I like a palette. Only if you're getting one. I want a fucking palette.

It's 200 cases. I think that'll hold us over for a bit. 200 days. Can you imagine the priorities we're having this year? We'll see if we can get a palette. So what do we gotta drink, a case a day? Just for tell you, hey we don't have to. You know what we'll do, we'll say we gotta test it. We should be testing the shit out of this so we want to drink at least one of these a day each.

For 200 days. 200 days. Oh each, a case a day each. So we need three pallets. Well but the thing is you take notes. You'd be pretty fucked if you drank her up. We're gonna take a note after every three beer, three drink, not beer, three drinks, make a note, and we'll tell them how we feel. I gotta talk to you about beer. Throw it in a stats man, analytics, all that shit.

I gotta talk to you about beer too. How would you feel if I got the old Freedom 35 fired back up? What the fuck are you talking about? It's fucking delicious. What are you talking about? I feel if I got the old Freedom 35 fired back up. What the fuck you talking about? It's fucking delicious. What are you talking about? I'm just, I'm in the early stages, but Freedom 35 and Leckermann's old, dirty Canadian whiskey. Fuck, really?

My dream is coming true. Just let me work on it, boys. I'll keep you updated. Can you also work on some livers? I've asked John Hopkins. Three new livers. No, no, no. We get into the supplement game. We find the shit out there you can take that will take care of the hangover.

There's even shit out there that will take over. It's not the fucking hangover I'm worried about. It's my organs. Alright, we'll do some organ flushes. We'll see. Trailer Park Boys like... Organ flush. Organ flush. I'm worried about my organs. All right, we'll do some organ flushes. We'll see trailer park boys like Oregon flush Oregon flush Trailer park boys liver flush liver. I'm telling you man We should do a well, we're selling a julian's liver. God damn rice. Well, let's throw your liver and then we'll fix it Muscle oil we should have muscle creams and muscle oils fuck these are good. Oh

Boys, these are just like just like the Pope's jack and his jug bladder flush. Well, I do this jug bladder flush Bladder flush. Oh flush his jug bladder flush. That's what we got to get into man. You gotta get into that All right liver back soon coming soon to a storm here you guys. Organ flush. Or you can have one just called organ flush comes in a 12 pack. You got a liver flush. Fucking kidney flush, a bladder flush, a heart flush. Ricky's lung flush. Julian's liver flush. Oh I fuck this man. Colon blow. Colon gives you fucking explosive diarrhea. Everything out. Fire in the hole.

It should be called fire in the hole. Fire in your hole. Fire in your hole. Colon blow flasher. Oh man. Comes with like a little fucking toilet brush in it. So you can clean it a little. No, but people might think you ram it up your arse to clean up.

If it. I mean, that's up to you. Ike cleaners. What other cleaners could be in there? Jesus, I'm getting into this, boys. That's all the organs the organ trailer park pack organ flush maybe a toothpaste a tooth trailer prep boy toothpaste remineralizing eggs chewing gum shit in it there's remineralizing gum that you

can chew and it puts minerals back in your teeth. What can we do with your heart? Anything? Yes. Fuck yeah, man. D-wormer. Your heart gets worms? Yeah. Parasite flush. Parasite detox. Cockroach flush.

Everything. Chlamydia, STD, smasher. One pill eradicates everything. All right. We gotta fight. We gotta get ahold of some scientists, man. Smasher. One pill eradicates everything. Alright. We gotta get ahold of some scientists, man, they know how to make this shit. Neil deGrasse Tyson. He might be into it. He would know. Alright. Is there something you could do to your sperm to make them more energetic?

Oh, fuck yeah, man. Sperminator. There's all kinds of shit. Ashwongana, that shit, and Shittles Jad, or whatever it's all kind of sperminator they there's all kinds of shit ash wongana that shit and shittles jad or whatever it's called sperm steroids that's good for the fucking guys down there all right so you put the sperminator in as one of the cans man i'm telling you what and we need definitely we just some muscle just put them right into these drinks? That's what I mean. Yeah, man. Additives to your liquor drink. It's the trailer park pack, but it's the Oregon flush, limited edition. Oregon flush.

Did you hear about these people in Tennessee? I don't know if this is a good idea. It could be fucking brilliance. They're using pythons to rob stores. Oh my Jesus. So they don't got to tie them up. They just throw that guy in there. I've been giving pythons to Rob Storrs. Oh. Oh my Jesus. So they don't gotta tie him up, they just throw that guy in there?

They just fucking hold the pythons and give me your money, motherfucker. Are we wrapping this motherfucker right around you? I don't know, but I wouldn't, if one's being threatened to me, I'd be like. They don't really bite. Yeah, they do. No, bull constriction.

Oh no, they still bite. But pythons, they bite you. Do they? Bite you in rap. I mean if somebody came in with a cobra, I'd be a little more... All you gotta do is hold up a kitty. What? Hold up a kitty? Or a cobra. Kitties... Kitties fucking... What? Kitties can beat snakes all day long, bud. Not a cobra, not a kingfuck, maybe a mongoose.

No. Kitties would not fuck. Reaction time of a cobra, guess what it is? What? 70 milliseconds, guess what the reaction time of a kitty is? What? 20. No cobra can grab a kitty, cause kitties can fucking...

Man. No cobra has the fucking speed to grab a kitty. I'm telling you right now. And a cobra can only move this way. A kitty can respond in 20 milliseconds with every muscle in its body and it can just... it's just like the Matrix. But it's not killing it, it's running. It's running away. It's not gonna... No, but what I'm saying is it's gonna distract. The smart thing about this is you're not using guns. That's what you're giving shit for. So maybe we'll use it.

Can a kitty be used to rob a store? No. We're not robbing any stores for kitties. If they look at you and say, what the fuck is wrong with you, buddy? If he pulled out a cobra at me, I'd pull out a kitty. Ronnie Thunder. He'd be my number one pick.

No, okay, I get it. He would fucking slap that snake. It's not killing it. Oh yes he would. No it's not man. Can't he kill snakes? Fucking Cobra. Ronnie Thunder could and he'd bang it too.

He'd bang it. He would. He would find the hole. He'd make one. In New Jersey they fucking TSA caught a man smuggling a live turtle in his pants. Why? Exactly why? It was his buddy? It was a red-eared slider turtle. Oh those are nice. What the fuck? Oh gorgeous turtle. He said it's pretty common pet I guess. Why is it called a red-eared? It's got big red ears like a clown.

I'm guessing it probably has red fucking ears. Yeah, but it's got big red ears sticking out like a clown. I was more confused by why it's called a slider. Does it just slide around like a skimmer? No, it's like, you know, when you order sliders at the... Oh, it's so small. Yeah, it's like it's on a bun. A red-eyed slider?

Comes in three pieces and it's on buns. Julian comes in three pieces and it's on buns Julian comes in three pieces Okay, all right I get it now I don't understand the slider it's just the way I didn't understand the ear part like well It's red ears. Yeah, but I did I've never fucking looked at the turtle and said nice ears I've never even don't even remember does it have nice ears. No, you know what? There's nothing there Have you ever looked at a turtle and said nice ass? No boys. You don't understand what I'm saying. Isn't the ass inside the shell Got no the ass is the shell

Turtles don't live inside a shell. You know that right? Right Yeah, you know that right? Right. What do you mean they don't live inside them? Yeah, I know. There's not a turtle inside the shell, Ricky. Well, there is. No, the shell is its body. I don't think.

There's not a whole turtle inside the shell like it's a little dome that he's in. Oh Garg, it's what came first, chicken or the egg, it's one of those I guess. No it isn't! Bob, this is what I wanted to tell you, like listen up, when I'm thinking ears I'm thinking fucking ears. So what is it? It's not red ears? There's no ears sticking out of a fucking turtle's head. I didn't say they were sticking out. Look, it's there, it looks like an ear.

Yeah? That's what I'm saying isn't it in the air though. That's not an air man. It's just where the ear I can't hear you Julian Say it into my ear Like that Lucky you. Hey while you're looking shit up. You should look this one up. Oh, man. No this big black cock You can look that up after if you want This teenager from India just broke the world Guinness record for having hairiest face. Whoa. Oh, I've seen him It's fucking crazy. He looks like Chewbacca. I wish I I don't know. It's not it's kind of cool. I

Don't know it'd be a fucking hell of a lot of a maintenance I guess he couldn't use a razor to shave it He'd have to get like clippers His name is Lilith his name is good. Hey, Dory. No, his name is Chua Chua Chua Baca to a Baca. All right And he oh Jesus fuck buddy.

You have a hairy fucking face. He knows hair here. No, I forget. No, he no, no man's felt he keeps that very dream some rare condition, I guess. No, it is fucking wild. All right. I guess. It's fucking wild. It is fucking wild, all right.

I like it. You could be in some pretty cool climates with that face. I think I'm gonna move up to a Julian. Nice. You know what? I bet you this guy's getting banged. I mean, it's well-groomed. Looks like he uses good products.

Beard oils and what not. Conditioner and shit. No, like he's..., he uses good products. Beard oils and what not. Conditioner and shit. No, like he's. He's definitely unique. That guy just didn't roll up a fucking ditch. This guy spends time looking for. Wonder how it would feel downstairs. He's as hairy as fuck, man.

What are these? He's down there doing a. Scrub. I wonder if we can get on the phone with this fucking guy. Sure we could What's his number? Let's call him. He's okay. Let's see if we can get him on the FaceTime. I See the way you did that right face making face jokes. I Bet she's a nice fella. We'll look into it. You think he's been teased?

Alright. Do you have any more ice, Ricky? I think I do. It's in the ice bucket. Well, grab me some. I'm gonna get into a 7%er. Do it, man. Don't use all my ice.

My ice maker doesn't work. Oh. This fucking poor guy. Fuck! Ah, fuck, Ricky. This guy went to Bernstein. He ruptured an artery, picking his nose. What a horrible fucking thing to happen there, huh?

I don't understand. He was up there digging around and there's an artery. You broke an artery scratching your nuts that one time. There's an artery in your nose? There's an artery up there. Nose artery. An artery. So especially like especially when I went through those those long fucking fingernails. You want to watch yourself ladies

because there's arteries. I do feel good on the back but that's a bit. Not up the nose man. I mean maybe it does but. There it is. What are your thoughts on this one? The Julian. An Italian man. What are your thoughts on this one? The Julian. An Italian man. Is there any left? Just wait, I'm topping her off. I just want to top up my man. An Italian man recently fucking got charged with manslaughter.

Guess what the circumstances were. This is fucked. Okay, what happened? He was teaching his little boy how to ride a bike. And he hit an old lady. He hit an old lady, she fucking fell, hit her head and died. Now the father's charged with manslaughter. What did he do? He was teaching his son to ride a bike.

A bicycle? Yeah, a bicycle, man. Five-year-old son. Yeah. Fucking five-year-old crashing into another little lady. Oh, Jesus, Murphy. I don't think that should be fucking chargeable. No, man.

It's a fucking accident. Who got charged? The father. Well, Ricky. No, man, no. you gotta know the exact situation. If he's in a park with a whole bunch of old ladies and he fucking zings the kid towards them. I don't think that happened. It sounded like there could have been a little bit of that.

But you know what? But if he thinks he's on a, you know, a park and he's letting the little guy go and then she pops out from behind a tree and he's letting the little guy go and then she pops out from behind a tree and he fucking drills her. That's different. I don't think she was hiding. I think it was just the kid. But I'm just saying.

You ought to ride a fucking bike. I'm just saying, if you're taking the kid into a fucking wedding party of old people, that's one thing. No, but here's another thing. If I was the judge, this is what I would say. Okay, listen, the family of the old lady, she's about to die, like soon. No, that's not... You can't make that argument. Not only did this poor five-year-old kill her, and he's gonna be fucked for life,

now his dad's gonna go to jail for manslaughter. That's gonna fuck him up. So, come on. So you just fucked up three people's lives. You fucked up the poor five-year-old's life. Jesus, Murphy, that's delicious. Fucking-olds life. Jesus Murphy that's delicious. They're all fucking delicious. I'm shocked. I thought they're gonna taste like shit. No man. How is that seven percent you don't even taste the booze? It's like a little slain lime or something. This is six percent you don't taste shit except deliciousness. See we got the liquor

scientists. They're good. On our side, the Julian, the definitive liquor and mix. Yeah. These are happy drinks. I'm just fucking happy. Happy. See this would be better on a Friday though, not a fucking Monday. No, it's good Ricky, it's a good kickoff to the week. You know what I was thinking about these things? For those of you out there that can't fucking mix a drink and like the free pour and then all of a sudden a few hours later you're very lazy drunk drug you don't got to go through that anymore you drink these you know you drink like seven eight ten twelve you know where you're at though you drink 12 of a fucking free you drink 12 seven of a drink you could be going

to la la fucking land you know what i mean but at least you know i wonder what that would be equivalent and then after you do it a few times, you know, okay at six drinks, I got to pump the brakes a little bit. Maybe have a bottle of water in between number six and seven. Hey, make up a little chart maybe and do a little tech. You should sell drinking. We should talk a drinking chart in here. Exactly. To check off how many you've had. How to pace yourself. Yeah. Let's write that down you know what we could even go and ask people okay we want to see your stats let's see what's happening oh yes I'd like to know

how much it takes people to get drunk because once this baby's fully out in the fucking liquor stores and stuff I think we should have a we should maybe have a town hall trailer park like a the TV where we get maybe we get on a zoom call with like 100 people and we get there you know we take their analytics and their suggestions. Okay let's not announce it like that because it'd be like come on. Or we just have a contest. The contest might be better. We have a contest where people that can drink

the most Julien's get to go on a date with Julien. You don't want a guinneted heaven drinking contest. You did some liability, man. I'm just spit balling. I know. Just spit balling. Maybe whoever buys the most cases gets to go on a date with Julien, a naked date at the lake.

Naked date at the lake. date is the lake maybe watch that show this week on naked day Julian winners from and meets Tony Sudbury Tony from Sudbury and Julian are going to get naked at the lake and have some drinks. See what happens. That's not gonna happen. That's a great show. I know it's a good show, but. Go for a little paddle and glass bottom kayak. Oh man.

With their balls resting on the. Underwater cameras. Yes, with their balls going by on the glass. Laser lights coming out of the lake. Popcorn machine right on there. Oh yeah, I'm watching the show. What happens if you had a laser? 6 PM, getting cooked with Ricky.

7 PM, naked at the lake with Julian and Tony. This is a good question, man. This is science for you. If you had a laser light in a lake, where does the beam goes up out of the water, no problem. Where does it get? Depends, a lot of factors. I knew you'd know that.

Salt water, probably not good. Murky, not good. Murky, not good. Murky's not gonna be good. It's gonna fucking refract the light. But if you've got, you have to have the right type of laser, first of all. You have to have crystal clear water, but it's still gonna fuck with it.

She's not gonna come out clean. I wanna do a test. Can we do a test? She's not gonna come out clean. All right. Maybe we should look at that. But I mean, They have laser fucking Like like laser weapons now they can shoot a fucking laser beam like that and just fucking saws things in half

Fuck like Star Wars Basically, so that's what the boys that's basically I was building I had an old argon laser that I was trying to modify out there almost fuck cut my legs off no, because we come out of Monday at night like My doing born days for Monday for Tuesday. Just don't want a like days for the week. It's around that I'm gonna vote. We just stop doing it. Okay. Yes, there's nobody gives a fuck. He gives a flying fuck do that All right. No, I'm just gonna see if anybody cool is born this week because only mention a cool person Maybe that maybe Steve McQueen. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're gonna bang him. We forgot Ricky's birthday. Happy birthday, man. Thanks

No, no, man Jesus here I'm not better or anything. Oh here happy birthday. Happy birthday Ricky What the tabs from me to you Elton John Sarah Jessica Bar Parker. Elton John, you can't just skip over him. Leonard Minoy. Who? Who is it? Spoke. Spoke.

Spoke. Spoke. Leonard Minoy. Spock man. I can't. Leslie Mann. She's. Who?

Leslie Mann. Leslie Mann, who the fuck's. Who? Leslie Maynard. Leslie Maynard, who the fuck's that? I thought she was in the movie. Let her mean noise, cousin. Keira Knightley. Quentin Tarantino, we should watch the fuck of that. That's what we'll do. All right, Keira.

We gotta get more of this though. Do we have more of this on like? Julie McIntyre, Vince Vaughn. Talk to daddy. Little Gaga. Say daddy. Little Gaga, I know it's Lady Gaga. Little Gaga. Like you're my star Vince Vaughn. Yeah, talk to daddy little gay guy daddy Or a little gay guy. No, it's lady Little gay guy. Oh

That would be a great rap Little gay guy or a lil LIL fuck little gay guy heard as fuck These things kicking quick. They're good, man Yes. All right, she's Tracy Chapman.. Yes. All right. Tracy Chapman. Yes. Oh, I love Tracy Chapman, man. Sing something. What is her genre, that song?

I was thinking that the other night. What? What would you say that is? It's kind of like... Which song? Fast Cars, whatever the fuck. Fast Cars. What would you say that is?

Kind of folky, maybe? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It's kind of like a folk what? folk rock It's a good question. Yeah, man Was this I was banged up on edibles like It's now I keep playing that fucking controversy. I don't know what you would Know what you would classify it as good. You don't classify it as anything. Just good.

I'd like to see her in a box. Do you know the story? Yeah. The backstory of how she became famous? No, but I love her. Oh, she's unreal. She was just, she was like, not just, but she was working in a coffee shop

where they have singer songwriters and she was just one of the workers. No, I don't think so. Apparently, and then somebody didn't show up, and then somebody was like, you sing songs, why don't you get up and do one? And she's like, no, no, I couldn't do that. So she still, like, So she got up and fucking.

Yes, she just played recently. Really? Oh yeah. Man, I've never got to see her, I gotta do that. Sang with somebody. Somebody, eh? Like sang somewhere with somebody. Hootie, I think, or somebody? with somebody. Somebody, eh? Like, Hootie in the Blow. Hootie, I think, or somebody?

I don't fuck with that. Blowfish Hootie? No, Hootie in the Blowfish. You call him Blowfish Hootie? No, man. He's the country guy now, isn't he? He's, who is? Hootie.

Darren Casper is. Hootie's not a guy. I know. What's his name, is it Darren? I don't know. Yeah, Darren. Truck driver, truck disc truck, truck, truck. Darren truck driver.

Darius Rucker. Oh, there we go. Darius. That was way off. Darius truck driver. Yeah, I liked Hootie. All right. Hootie and the Blowfish, they did a...

I'm fucking... You know, one of their biggest songs was fucking 5440. Alright, boys, we gotta go. We gotta put this on fucking ice, because it's gonna be a lot better that way. Let's go get some more bubs. I'm so happy. Get a barrel. We have unlimited delicious liquor now.

We're gonna have unlimited delicious liquor. It's just time to sign off. Coming very soon Get your cold streams everybody in Canada order them online We can't send them to the US but bullshit starting to get greasy about this. You're no, I'm not I learned from the best You're a little too much. All right, everybody have a fucking great week. What the link up right now to go order up Sign off you just signed off. Cheers everybody. That's what Dennis Miller used to do.

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