Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 45 - April Foolish

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

Here's your PAD Fools GOLD! Find out who got f**ked over by an early April fools, why sea kitties are so ugly, and who made a stink in the Gettin' Cooked kitchen. Plus: Julian has some F**KIN' HUGE news for ya...

To watch the video, Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut.com or go to the Trailer Perp Boys Swear Nut app. To me, it's a sexual magazine. It's not. There are sexual positions. I guess you're saying it's wrestling, but that is a sex magazine. It's not, Ricky. Yes, they wear tight little numbers.

My buddy's face is right down there. But that's old school. Look at that. That's old school. That's old school wrestling. Do you get like little tingling sensations when you're reading this? No. Or looking at it? But when Andre the Giant was checking oil,

driving his thumb up people's arses, that was not a sexual move. Well, it's dominance. It's kind of a false. It's like jail dominance. It's almost sexual assault, isn't it? Well, yeah. Would you do that if you were wrestling with somebody?

No, I mean his thumbs were that big around. That was his point. Although, maybe it's bragging rights. Andre checked my oil. No, I don't think anybody wants to admit it. Anyway, I don't, it's not a standard choice. Tomorrow is April foolish.

Yes, it is Rick. April fools. You've already been April fooled already and it's not even April fools. By who? By what? By come the guy at the store. You said you met, he met a guy named Pines. I mean, you've got April Fools already, and it's not even April Fools Day. By who? By what? By whom? The guy at the store you said you met. He met a guy named Pienz Wienersen.

Yeah. And he didn't think that was odd. Who's got a name named Pienz? Pienz Wienersen. I also almost fucking killed him when he made fun of me. Well, he was just... James Wienersen's a fucking dick. He is a dick.

He asked me how I was doing. I was like, living and dreaming. And he starts laughing his fucking head off and said I fucked it up. Well, that's because that's not the saying, Ricky. Living the dream is what people say. But I like living and I like dreaming, so. Yeah, who's to say?

He's gonna say that. I'm not saying you can't say it. I'm telling him why the guy was laughing. Piennes Wienersen's calling me a fucking dummy and a dumbass. Yeah, you should've knocked him out. I'm gonna put his Piennes right up his Wienersen. All right, what are we doing? We could talk about the world's ugliest animal if you want.

It's not your mother. All right, okay. What is the world's ugliest? It's a fucking dog. Apparently this year it's the blobfish. Oh he's an ugly bastard. He's got the big nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Big hanging nose. I think he's cute. Here's He's got the big nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big hanging nose. I think he's cute. Here's the thing I didn't know. They're over like in Australia, New Zealand, Tasmania area, deep down, like two to four thousand feet down. Oh yeah, they like it down. And they look like a normal fish.

But when you bring the little cocksucker up, there's no pressure and he just turns into a blob. He's fucking weird. Oh, I didn't know that. No, I didn't either. Yeah, we turn into a great mushy. So they're not blobby when they're down. Yeah, I love them. We talked No, I didn't either. Yeah, we... So they're not blobby when they're down. They're mushy.

Yeah, I love them. We talked about that guy before. He's adorable. Oh, he went uglies fishing in. I do some belly work on him. Yeah, he does. He's just like a water kitty. He does not look the same when he's out of water.

You're right. Look, that's him in the water. See, he looks like a normal fucking fish. And he gets soaked. Oh, I didn't know that. I thought he looked like that down at pressure. In water, outside. Well, that's the...

I make sense because the 4,000 feet down pressure is what's going on. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying that he's a fish. I'm saying that he's a fish. I'm saying that he's a fish. I'm saying that he's a fish. I'm saying that he's a fish. I'm saying that he's a fish. I already look like that down at pressure in water Outside. Well, that's me. I make sense because the four thousand feet down pressure is holding them in Right. That's what he's praying. He's got the compression going on and then he comes up and he just blobs out because there's nothing Squeezing them together. He's like it. But I think he looks like I think he looks like a kitty. He's like a sea kitty He looks like a, I think he looks like a kitty. He's like a sea kitty. He's got big fucking lips, man.

Can they live? That's a stretch. They can't live up on the shit. No, man, there's no fucking way. I mean, in water, in a tank on the surface, no? Who am I, the blobfish fucking expert? Imagine if you're a, you're like a blob, and then you go down two or four thousand feet

and the pressure fucking squeezes you in. And you're like, oh yeah. It's like wearing one of those things you used to wear. Weighted blankets. No. Fighter jet suit. Oh yeah, the fighter jet suit. G suit.

Used to wear one of those? No, no, he used to wear that compression garment. I didn't wear compression. Like a girdle. I didn't wear a fucking girdle. He used to wear, remember? Because it made his chest push out harder. That did not. I didn't wear a fucking girdle. What's it called again? It's a good shit. Because it made his chest push out harder.

No man, that did not. Jesus Christ, pops. Woo! I had to wear a girdle on my wiener. Alright, do we want to know some blubfish facts? Yes! Who doesn't...this is riveting. Two to four thousand feet.

Okay, uh, just a sec. Okay. It's a, yeah, it's like a gelatin kind of fucking thing, man. And that's quite a lot. And that's the reason why the pressure is 60 to 120 times greater than that at sea level. 120 fucking times! This motherfucker's down like 3900 feet.

That's a lot of pressure. Can you imagine, Ricky, 120 times the pressure of the surface? He doesn't have a swim bladder, the blobfish. Reminds me of a queen song. Which one? How did I not see that? These marine elves don't have a full skeleton or muscles, man. Oh, that explains it. That explains it. Whoa. These are eyeballs.

They're fucking on my fucking tongue. But you know what? You leave them on the table too long, this is what he looks like. No! Oh, yeah. What? You don't want to keep him out of water very long.

That's when he starts looking like your mother. He's like a jellyfish. That's when he starts looking like your mother. If he was still alive he'd be like, ah. Whoa. Females lay up to 100,000 eggs in a single nest in rocky areas. Is that a lot? That's quite a few. Think how many a chicken lays.

And then they hover with their jelly bodies over the fucking eggs until they hatch. But they don't have jelly bodies down there. Well, they're still jelly pups. But they don't have jelly bodies down there Well, there's still jelly bubs. It's not but they don't look like jelly look like normal. They look at cell fucking. Okay, I Bet you you could go down a hundred 20,000 feet and then just flex and hold the water out Oh, man, so Chuck Darwin threw these little mushy things down there knowing full well the pressure would

Put them into the right shape. Who did? Who? Isn't that the guy? Chuck Darwin. Charles Darwin. Chuck Darwin. Alright. Chuck Darwin.

Chuck Yager of the sea. Okay. He makes some good shoes. Boys, I'm not all here. I'm not all together. They got, they got, no, no, part of me is still over there. Gas filled sacks. Alright, I'm done with the books.

I'm done with the books. I'm done with the books. I'm done with the books. I'm done with the books. I'm done with the makes boys I'm not all here Gas filled sacks. All right, I'm done with the blobfish. What about I think it's time probably and the blob Okay, we could did you have any other one last five? No Okay. Okay, they can fucking fly two feet in length Is that big? Not really. That's a fucking blog, man. I don't know. Penises larger than that.

Boys, you know, when you watch other like people's podcasts, I don't they talk about interesting stuff. Okay, what about this fucking beloved Gator named Walter in South Carolina? Some cocksucker trapped and killed. He was a beloved member of the community for 13 fucking years. Made me almost cry. See, that's an asshole. Why would he do that? Because this new property company, he's like, why, Bill, you got to hire this trapper.

The trapper went in and fucking lassoed the cat and cut his throat. Why wouldn't they just move him somewhere nice? Good question. Or how about leave him alone? He was there for 13 fucking years, never hurt anybody, never lunged at a dog. That's almost that's what's worse than the little squirrel. Remember the squirrel they killed?

The elderly ladies were held with a little vigil and they're all balling their fucking heads off. Aw. Way to go. The old ladies loved him? Come on. Yes, everybody loved him. People moved there just to fucking be with him. What the fuck is wrong with Pete? I don't get it

Sorry, well, you know what? It's a fucking RIP Walter. That's a dangerous creature. Yeah, he is a dangerous creature Yeah, but he's 13 years is a pretty good track. That's yeah They didn't there's alligators and crocodiles that aren't me. Yeah, I agree. They just need love. They just need belly work. If you're gonna fucking kill them, just move the cunt. Deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle.

And the trappers are like, yeah, I gave all the meat to my friends. Yeah, I bet you did. You're sitting there feasting on poor little Walter. You know what? And those guys were getting drunk and high eating like fucking alligator burgers. Go, yeah, we ate you, you little motherfucker.

You out there, you dig it? Well, you know what? There's a movie in there somewhere. Walter's son watched it from the, Oh yeah, there was. Watched it from the bushes. Walter's son. He watched it happen from the bushes.

Except he's watching the alligator qualities. I'm gonna get you, you what? I don't think you could be the son. No, I don't. I'm not the alligator qualities. I'm gonna get you, you what? I don't think you could be the son. No, I don't, I'm not gonna play him. Why, you'd be a villain, man. No, but I'm saying that. He's a gator. He's an alligator.

Oh, okay, yeah, all right. Edible's voice. But in the movie, the alligator was watching from the bushes and he's like, I'm gonna get you, you cock sucker. I gotcha. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Okay, I got you. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. Just waits for his moment. Then he gets his throat slit fucking eating. What would that movie be called? Gator revenge. Gatorade. Gatorage. Rage.

Gatorage. Gatorage. Yeah. It's like Gatorade but rage. Gatorage. Rage. Gatorage. Yeah. It's like Gatorade but rage. Gatorage. And maybe he has a drink company. Oh man, I think we talked about this dude. That's kind of weird.

Swallowed the diamond earrings when he got pulled over. When he pissed a pearl or something? No, but this is a new part of the story. The detectives recovered the diamond earrings, which means they came out of his arse, I'm guessing, which I don't imagine felt great. Well, were they in a case? I wonder why he didn't throw them out the window during the chase. Anyway, they got them back. This I didn't know they were Tiffany and co. The fucking

earrings are worth 770 grand. Oh yeah, and they chucked them out the window. Earrings. So he went into the jewelry store, he's like, yeah, I needed you here to pick up some special gifts from one of the players on the Orlando Magic. No way. He said, oh Jesus, sir, come into the back room,

we'll show you some special jewelry. Nice. He pulled it out, he fucking snatched it and bolted. Oh smart. See that's what we gotta do. That's a good idea. Hey we're here to pick up some jewelry. I was being sarcastic. For the moose heads.

Nobody on the moose heads is paying a million dollars for earrings. Sidney Crosby. They make minimum wage. I'm here now. Or Nate McKinnon. I'm his assistant. I manage them both. Oh yeah. People are gonna believe that. He's a little. I'm his assistant. I manage them both. Oh, yeah. People are going to believe that.

He's a little special something for his mama. You know what? You wear a suit, you can get away with anything. Nobody around here is selling million dollar earrings, first of all. Oh, underground, buddy. Underground, but let's take a $100,000 pair of earrings. There we go.

I don't think you could get those around here. Where are you going to get those? At Charm Diamond center at the mall? Oh, yeah, you know probably not no man. They're not gonna have them I bet they got a vogue optical your second pair is free They don't sell do this fucking glass out diamond encrusted glasses Why I looked to get in the set when I was gonna be out and John for Christmas I wonder if she could have diamond encrusted chicken

chicken to eat hmm I was getting a set when I was gonna be out in John for Christmas. I wonder if you could have diamond encrusted chicken. Chicken? To eat? Mm. Why would you want that, Ricky? I thought that would be disgusting. We're gonna break... That's the most expensive piece of chicken. Yeah, but you'd fuck yourself up. You're gonna fucking break your teeth. Diamonds are hard as fuck.

I bet somebody would buy it. I bet she's right. Somebody would buy a diamond encrusted chicken. Well, to put it in it for Kanye West might buy it Put it put it in perspective weird enough prospectus prospectus put in prospectus this Indian dog breeder just paid 5.8 1 million dollars for a unique cross between a real wolf and a Caucasian Shepherd Caucasian Shepherd the Caucasian shepherd?

What the fuck does that mean? White shepherd. Making it the most expensive canine in the world. What is it? A what and a what? A white shepherd. A real wolf and a white shepherd. Wolf and a shepherd.

And his name is Karabam Okami. But how much was the dog? 5.8 million. Million. Million. 5.8. So we gotta start breeding wolves with shih tzus or something weird. Oh, that'd be great, Ricky. Shit wolf.

Boys, you know what? I got a fucking fact that people might enjoy out there. The dog Beethoven. Yeah? Yes, I like him. You know what? He's dead. He's a Saint Bernard. Well obviously. He's dead. The movie came out in the fucking 80s.

He's buried in Fall River. In a pet cemetery. What? Yes he is. Beethoven. There's some plaque and everything. Eh. I'm gonna go get high.

I wanna go visit him. It's right out in fucking Fall River, man. Can we go have drinks at his grave? I love that movie. So do I, man. How did he end up up there? It was probably just another St. Bernard. You want me to look it up?

Do I have to fucking look it up in the box? How did he end up in Fall River? Do we know? Just when he retired, a fucking guy bought him and said, I'll fucking take care of him. So he got him. No way. He was a famous movie dog.

Oh, I know he was. Yeah, he's probably buried in Hollywood Squares. No, he's not. No, man. Hey, Tome, the dog. Hollywood Squares. That's where a lot of people are buried, right? Right under the stars, isn't it? No, Ricky, they don't bury people under their stars.

You think when you're going down and you see Charlie Chaplin, he's down under there? He's not. No. What, would he be vertical? Because the stars are right next to each other. So they bury them this way? That's a good idea. Standing up?

That would be cool. I might get buried standing up. I'm going to for sure now that you brought it up. That's pretty cool. No, but you want to rest. You want to be, like, comfortable. Your feet would get pretty fucking sore after, but you wanna rest. You wanna be like comfortable. Your feet would get pretty fucking sore after a while, I guess.

Yeah, your dead feet. There we go. Okay, do you wanna find a place? What the fuck are you doing? He's trying to prove that Beethoven the dog, maybe it's Beethoven the fucking Pianist no composer. No, that'd be cool. No, he's born. He's buried in Vienna, I think

Isn't he? Now I got a total of Beethoven's buried the real one Well, here's a warning for you Julian. Okay next time we want to do party tricks this young Russian man who suffered kidney failure after doing 2,000 squats to win a bet at a party. How's that possible? 2,000 squats? How long would that take? 20 minutes. Oh man, all day he'd be fucking going at it. Stupid. 2,000 squats? If he could just go, wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub He was doing it. The bear bear. But how much weight was on? Probably not too much, man, if you did 2,000 for fuck's sakes. Guy's an idiot.

Yeah. So let's just think. Grrr. Grrr. Grrr. I think you could only do like four every 10 seconds. Okay. So say you did.

Let's figure it out. what's the math in there for every ten seconds that would be 24 a minute I don't know I'm not good at math yeah ten seconds it's good 24 times six yes you're right so then you got 24 a minute 24 by 60 now we're cooking with now we're getting there 24 by 60 right 24 by 60 1440 what's that tell us our You're golden If you can keep that pace you're saying you do

1440 in an hour? That's correct, sir. So an hour and a half. He'd be squatting for an hour and a half, Julian. Yeah. He fucked up his kidney. He died? I don't know if he died, but his kidneys are fucked. I don't think he's squatting anymore.

He should have turned his urine like fucking... Brown. Yeah. Why would it do that? Squeezing his kidneys? And then he just couldn't piss anymore. So turn his urine. Brown. Yeah. Why would it do that? Squeezing his kidneys like. And then he just couldn't piss anymore. Yeah. That's bad.

He fucked the shit up. He fucked the shit up. But why would squatting hurt your digits? Just the probably the pressure or something on him, man. That's what I didn't understand. It seems weird to me. This is something that should never happen. Fuckin' California. This wife goes in to have a conjugal visit with her husband.

I didn't know you get like fuckin' 30 hours. 30 hours? Yeah. Like an apartment type facility. Yeah, yeah. They get like alone time. Anyway, he strangled her to death. Oh, excellent.

You'd think there'd be some safety measures in place for that. Why the fuck was he even allowed to see her? He was convicted of killing four people. Yeah, see, somebody didn't think that went through. Like, oh, he was well-behaved. Okay, he's a fucking mass murderer. Yeah. And you just let someone in his possession for 30 hours.

Because people think that everybody has the right to bang. It's just a normal thing. If he already murdered four people, they should not be leaving him alone with anybody. No. Especially for 30 hours. Right. I mean, for a few minutes, he's not going to get the 30 hours. You're like, Jesus, I'm starting to feel murdery again.

If you're her family, you're probably not too fucking happy. Especially the fact she's going in there and probably getting banged for 30 hours straight. And then he killed her. Mass murderer. And maybe possibly killed her. He said,ed for 30 hours straight. And they didn't kill her. And maybe possibly... He said, oh, she passed through, I don't know what happened. And then the corner's like, well, I know what happened.

You fucking strangled her. You killed her. Because you're a mass murderer. That's what you can do. He's Murphy. Yeah, somebody didn't think that went through very well. Check out this fucking guy. Oh, I heard about that.

You heard about this guy? His fucking girlfriend's hand stuck in his mouth or some shit. Yeah. What? Yeah, he's doing a little fucking video. They're trying to do some funny video or something. Girlfriend.

He's like, hon, why don't you put your fucking hand in my mouth? That's not stuck in there. It's stuck in there. You said the muscles, Clint. That thing is just all wrong. That's not. This is all for the whole trick.

Yeah. It's fucked. He could pull that out of there. He's just all for the whole trick. Yeah. It's fucked. He could pull that out of there. He's just now look, see he's world famous. That's why he's saying it's stuck. Yeah. It doesn't look like it's stuck does it? Does it?

No. What the fuck? You want to have your mind blowing? Yeah. Sure. Cause this would be more bubbles than Julian. Okay. Listen to this, Julien. OK. Listen to this.

Two words. Solo. Cop. Garlic. Solo garlic? What does that mean? What are you trying to get at here? This product fucking exists.

I never knew this until last night. What is it? It's a fucking bulb that looks like an onion, but it's just all garlic. Why is it called solo? Because it's not fucking individual bulbs in the one thing. Oh.

Most garlic bulbs have like 12 little fucking. Yeah, yeah, garlic, yeah, yeah. This is just a fucking thing this big and it's just solid garlic. You don't have to peel shit. You know what, ever since you guys did getting cooked with Randy, you think you know everything about cookin'?

Oh, where do you get... I'd love to have a big fuckin' thing of salt and garlic. That could be our thing. We start growin' it. Because you can only get it over in Europe and Asia and places like that. But they've had it for ten years and didn't tell anybody. I hate dealing... I love garlic, but I hate dealing with it. Because it's the little nibby cocksuckers and you gotta peel the fuckers. Right, it's the pain in the fucking core. It's the pain in the core.

I need another drink, Ricky. Me too. Drink, man. Ah, man, I'm getting low. I don't know. Do we have any? We might have to go to the commission. Look in there, I think there's some. Fuck, fuck. I had a, I had a, Jesus Christ, man.

Edible wall, oh fuck, we got more, way more than I thought we does. Well, how many do you got in there? You got any julean? It's like six-ish. Give me one. Is one julean in there? You want it?

Cold stream. If you want it. Fucking right, so I want it. Here it is, come and grab it. Maybe we should keep that, it's got no label on it. Oh, that's one of the prototypes. When we were testing. They don't give you worth money?

It's gonna taste different than the regular, because that's a prototype when we were testing. You know what? I'm gonna keep this in oxygen off to somebody. Don't knock. Just drink the fucking thing. Who the fuck is gonna pay money for a fucking prototype? 50 bucks, I bet.

Oh, you didn didn't I was just joking we could have made a thousand dollars off that. I can reseal one of those no problem. Ricky you can't reseal a can. Carbonation's gone. I'll tell you if it's an oldie or a newie. It's gonna taste different. Yeah it's an oldie. It's got heavier rum taste, doesn't it? It does. I like it. Can I taste it? Yes. Okay.

Way rummier than the... Way, way. The new one has the same amount of rum, but they figured out how to mask it. The same amount. Yes, it's 7%. They did a real good job. These are both 7%, but they figured out the liquor scientists down a cold stream. He figured out how to balance it better.

He says that guy's a full on scientist. Oh, he's a liquor scientist. He should be working like, I don't know. Have you been seeing what people are saying, Ricky, about the green one and the orange one? And do you like them? Loving them. Really? Yeah. Awesome. I love them too. They're fucking good. saying Ricky about the green one and the orange one and they like them loving them really

yeah awesome i love them too they're fucking good you can drink a fucking lot of them too they get you fucking bang but that's variety pack i like because you can start with either the green or the orange well you start with the orange five percent then you when you start feeling better you go to these things the seven percenters those are the toppers and they come aboard That's the icing on the cake as I call it. That's when you're ready to fucking go over the edge I have yet not able to been Get it up, please the Multi packer

Challenger you know really you haven't been having haven't yet. I did 11 and passed out. But I was tired. I drank 12. It wasn't that I was too drunk, I was just tired. I drank 12, but you know what? I did actually start with two of the 7%ers. So maybe that guy started off with the 7%ers as well. Fuck, see that makes more sense.

Get right up there and then just, whew. And drink 18 of these things. And then when you're super hammered, you hydrate with one of these. What is it? Yeah, you hydrate with one of these. What is it? Yeah you hydrate the five percenter. It's a good way to do it. And it's got a nice flavor. Flavor Flav's there by that point. Do they have any electric lights in them or anything? Yeah all the electricity you like. No just the water. This here one's just a lemon lime vodka water. That's delicious too. I like that shit man with the five percent bubble, you know, I noticed man about their logo. Wow

Maybe it's just me when I was super high. I kind of looks like a bubbles. I Where on the sea? All right That's like your big eyes sticking through your big glasses Give you the drugs. What did what easy time? I don't see the, it's like your big eyes sticking through your big glasses. Give me the drugs. What is he talking, I don't see a fucking bubbles eye. What is his eye? If I see anything, I see the Monopoly man's mustache. Okay.

But he doesn't actually have a mustache. No, he has a mustache, he doesn't have a monocle. You're fucking on drugs Rick. Yeah. Self proclaimed. You know what, maybe. You're right. All right, if anybody else wants to check it out, it looks like bubbles that I get.

Buy some. Check it out. We should have a contest, shouldn't we? Some kind of a cold stream. You know what? I will say, this family is fucking awesome. I talked to the dad, and he was telling me the story about how it all came.

They lived on Cold Stream Lane, I think. Yeah. That's what the name did. And the son had to build a still for her. And he was telling me the story, but I all came they lived on cold stream lane. I think yeah Yeah, the Sun had to build a still for he's got chemical for those that don't know we had three Drinks new drinks come out with a company called cold stream clear proudly made in Truro, Nova Scotia and It is delicious. They will ship and you can order it anywhere in Canada will they'll shipper That's right anywhere in Canada. If you're in fucking Victoria, BC You get her on your fucking doorstep cold stream clear 50 isn't it free shipping I think free shipping if you order 150 dollars, but they sell all kinds of not just our stuff

So it's easy to spend 150 they they sell vodkas and have you tasted the... What are you doing? That was... I was drinking. They have a rum cream that you put in coffee? Yeah, that's... Almost like Bailey's? Nice.

I have to sock one for. That stuff's good. All right, we gotta talk about something. Uh-oh. Some people may have realized that we switched the night that this is on, this airs, bad. Do you think? Well, I'm just saying it's Tuesday, sorry,

that's what we did, but I gotta ask you, what the fuck was it like working with that fucking wildebeest? Who, your mom? For that long, no him. Doing that cooking show with Randy. Oh, that fucking thing. How did you fucking like endure that fuck that stink in it? It was horrible. Stupidity. But weren't you weren't you using spices that were

masking the stink like some days? Yes some days I was so fucking banged up that it didn't really matter. You'd have to get drunk. But doesn't a nice strong curry mask his stink? I didn't use any curry unfortunately. What were you using that can mask a Randy? A lot of onion, a lot of garlic. Don't air me. Don't air me. I would mask it. Because that would mask the ass smell coming off him.

Because the air that comes up out of the back of his pants is pure ass air. You know what? It smells like pig manure. Yeah? They drive through the country and they're spraying it all over the city. He does smell like pig manure.

It's like a fucking... Jesus. It's thick. It's thick. When you smell Randy, it stays on your tongue. It gives you a sting. Stings the nostrils and stings the back of your tongue. I wish people could experience it.

When's our next little fucking little tour to a Goldstreamer liquor store? It's Friday. Ontario? April 10th? I think that's the next one. Something like that. Are we going to Guinness? About a 12-thousand? No, it's just there.

Jeez, you blacked that out, did you? No, the next one is when? Sydney. Sydney. Did we go there yet? No, we didn't go to Sydney. No, I don't think. I'd remember,? Sydney. Sydney. Did we go there yet? No, we didn't go to Sydney. No, I don't think. I'd remember, I think.

But, yeah. It's all fucking mismatched into one now, boys. Yeah, Ignatius was fucking nuts. That was great, man. Bonkers. St. Francis Xavier University. You had a couple little offers to stay the evening. No, I didn't.

No, I didn't, Ricky. I was down at the Legion though. I was even 76. Yeah, she was. She just said, if you don't want to drive back to Halifax, there's lots of places at the old folks home. There's an old quilt you can get on the couch. No, she said there's empty rooms on the floor

at the old folks home. She bought five variety packs. quite a fucking night she's a heavy drinker mildred her name was she was lovely yes she was lovely mildred she had a weight bench in her house too yeah the other girl Betsy she was nice she was a little younger she's 60 something wasn't it 60. Yeah Yeah, I liked her shoe to shit one of those elevator shoes. Oh, she didn't that she was missing a foot No, yeah, but she still had elevator shoe because it was a paper the level would took like a fucking block She had a wooden wooden toy, but that's why they wear the elevator shoe to keep them level so she's not dealt it

She was a nice person. She was lovely too. I would have stayed but You know Had to get home to the kiddies Okay, are we done? What's happening, I don't know, I think we're done. I don't think we have enough liquor. Okay, so what do we do? Do we need more liquor or are we just gonna?

No, you know what? Yes, we need more liquor. If this is the new night, this is what we gotta do. We gotta go to the liquor store right now, get some more of these. Call up your fucking people. I know, people are waiting. Yeah, why are we?

I thought the deal you made. Why am I paying for my own drink? I'll make, I'll we but why are we? I'll make I'll call them. I thought the deal was I call this guy every fucking day. Look at the booze should be full Six days a week. Okay, so then instead of calling them and saying can you drop off a case? Can you drop off a fucking tractor trailer load? All right, that's what I will do and this fridge will be filled at least a pallet All right, I promise this is gonna happen a palette. A palette's a good number. Okay all right I'll be talking to you later man. Okay so. What happened there you all right? Yeah I had like a chunky. How's your dead arm? It's not too bad. I'm whole. I'm need the liquor. The liquor's fucking helping her. This is fucking great, man. The liquor fuels it.

So, is there anything else coming up where we're supposed to talk about? I don't know, man. All kinds of shit's coming out and happening. Just a lot, Bubs. A lot's happening, man. Oh, I'm gonna... Oh, I'll have to find out when it is. I'm doing a thing for the kiddies I forgot about okay thanks I will say how come Trinity said

that she saw online somewhere that you just some camera deck saying that he was hired to fucking come follow us around again what's that all about yeah you didn't tell us well didn't ask. It's gonna happen this summer. What is? They're coming back. The cameras? Yep. Were you gonna mention that to us?

Full on fucking season, but... So we got like six weeks to deal with it. I gotta fucking deal with it. Get smart before that happens. The camera people, the actual camera people are coming back to the park? They're coming back, yeah, yeah, they're coming back. I'm not doing it. Oh my, still working things out with them, so.

It's not happening. Well, I'm not gonna be on camera unless I have my own contract with my own perks. I already signed those. I wanted an assistant. Assistant. That's not gonna happen. We need to talk cat food.

What about a per... Maybe DM? I can work out maybe some liquor, maybe some coupons. We already have liquor. I know, that's already worked out, so we're good. I'm working on it, boys. Holy fuck, one step at a time. All right. You don't agree to things until the worst negoti the worst negotiate agree. I am not the word

I'm getting a lot better man. I got a rock It won't be I guess you do a couple thousand squats today then you're fine probably not in my lifetime Okay, everybody. Thanks for tuning in and we'll We'll see you next time Well, we'll see you next time. See you next Monday. Cheers. Cheers. Cilantro.

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