Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 45 - Gorilla See, Gorilla Do

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

Ricky and Julian are still banged up from 420... and that home-made hot box! Julian helps Ricky works through his duck trauma, learns some 5-star swears, and brings news on a new Park After Dark feature - if the tech nerds can figure it out. Plus: do you have gorillas in your back yard? Julian wants to hear from you!

Weekly episodes now on Trailer Prep Boys Plus. Let's go, man. What? We got to... That's going to be one of those fucking shows, is it? All right. Welcome to Park after Dark. Yes.

We're back. We... You fucking... I don't know what we're thinking about. A bit of a tangent, man, that little mission. Your little mount... The 20 days of 420, kind of turning into the 27 days of 427 so far well you got me doing those the ones with the

little tobacco on those little oil things i forgot about him they're great and then you know on the weekend we got out the bucket we had like had great time just because i forgot about all those different ways like i don't think i'll rush i won't rush back into the hot box no i'd you know what i'm clothes and my face and my hair yeah i could smell it too shes i'm sorry too shes i don't know i'm hours later. Yeah, man. Yeah, you don't... But you get fucking banged up.

I will say that. You just really stink. And the problem is, like, and you get talking when you're in that hot box. And it's just like, it's in your whole fucking system. How the fuck is it April of 27 already? I don't know, man.

I like it. At least it's getting warm because that winter was fucked. Yeah. I don't know if you guys had, like, you've got cold weather where you're at, but this winter was a motherfucker. But it's good.

Because you know what? Things are looking up in the world, buddy. Oh, are they? Yeah, man. Yeah, there's all kinds of fucking cool shit going on. Oh, look at Mr. Knowledge. You know, there's all kinds of crazy shit going on in this school. It's not a brain thing.

I'm just saying, I read things. How do you know the true? I don't. That's the thing. But you know what? We're going to pretend it's fucking true. All right. Just fucking put smiles on people's days.

Extreme poverty, which has always been a problem on the planet, has fallen to the lowest level. ever recorded man that's good i guess is that just mean there's way more rich people in one no i just think that poor people people see i can't even talk man i just think that most of the world is just like poor now not extremely poor most the world's not poor poor but there's a lot of rich people out there man but there's a lot of fucking poor people it's getting worse i'm so i don't i don't think it's extreme poverty where like people are like shitting in buckets and stuff and you know like that bad Well, yeah, there is someplace, but, like, generally, I think that part's probably getting a little bit better.

Well, yeah. Like infrastructure, you know what I mean? People living in tents. There's a lot. There's a lot, man. Yeah, it's a man. But it's not just... So it's better than it's ever been?

It's better than it's ever been. It's better than it's ever better. It's better than we're getting somewhere. It's a little bit positive. You know, how about... There's still way too much of it, so it's not that possible. How about the government spends a bit more money on trying to fucking figure that one of? You know what I'm saying?

If people are, like, more healthy and fucking feeling better? and living better, the world would be better, man. All right, man. You know, I'm just trying to be throwing it out there. Okay. I need a better one. That didn't lift me up too much.

Okay, scientists have found possibly another fucking antibiotic, right? Which is good. You know what I mean? There's only so many of them out there that they use to help people when they get infections and shit. What do you mean there's only so many of them out there? Can't they make that shit?

Well, I don't know, man. But there's ones that are effective and ones that aren't effective. I don't know. I'm not a scientist. I'm saying they got a new one that's coming out that'll fight against a So if you're allergic to penicillin, you can use this fucking thing. Is that what you're saying? Okay, well, that's good.

That's a good thing. There's a lot of people allergic to penicillin. B numbers are rebounding, man. Is it penis-sillin? I never thought about it. It's penicillin. Yeah, it's penis. I don't say penis.

They should. Penicillin. Doctors, she should start calling a penis-sillin for Ricky. That will freak people out. All right, bee numbers, man. The rebounding. Oh, fuck, really? We need bees.

We fucking need bees. You saw the moon. The bees are fucking important, but I'm well aware. That's what helps flower my outdoor plants. Exactly, man. Well, the rebounding and it's because... Life is going everywhere. All these bands on fucking, you know, pesticides.

Good. Conservation. Bring back the bees. I love bees. Ease off from the pesticides and shit. Hornets, I don't like. The fuck is wrong with you people. Thumbs up to bees.

Thumbs down to hornets. Wasks and hornets, they could suck it. What are the use of those things? I don't know. They suck with you. They suck with you. They don't sting you. Well, they can't think.

But they bite you? They bite you. No, man. They can sting the fuck out of you. That's the thing. Multiple times. They don't die. Ripped out of its body.

I had a cock sucker in my beer can. Took a drink of it. Stung the inside of my mouth and fucking attacked me. Jesus Christ. Like what to? Why are they here? They must do something. I don't know.

Figure out some. Like, bat must eat them or something. I don't know. Here's another one you're going to like, man. Mountain gorillas. They're at their highest population. Nice.

I love myself. A good mountain gorillas. Mountain gorillas are cool. Where do you find them besides in the mountains? But what mountains do we know? Oh, fuck, no, man. It was not a Canada. Like a fucking gorilla expert.

Well, I just saying the populations up. They're over in, like, Japan. I have questions. Shit like that. Over there, man. Okay. Over an Asian. Japan.

That's grillis? I don't know. I don't know, man. Could be. In the jungles? Like they have pandas. No, that's China, isn't it? Fuck, I don't know either.

Coalas? Where are they that? See, man, I have no idea. All right, where are guerrillas from? We only see them, I guess, in zoos and, you know, not even around here. We don't have. Who are you asking? People out there, man, like fucking write it and say, do you live in a place that has to

gorillas? And if you live in a place that has guerrillas, fucking tell us about it. So I want to know. Like, do you, like, wake up the morning? Like, we see deer. Can you imagine waking up and going outside and there's a gorilla? That would be awesome. Yeah, until he rips your fucking limbs out of your body.

I'd have to train to be able to... If we had guerrillas locally, I would train constantly. You would not, man. You have no idea. All right. You have no idea. Mike Tyson. Could you fight a gorilla?

No, no, no. Okay, so these are fucking strong. Because they are the dirtiest fighters. They're going for fucking out guys. gouging, gouging, they're going to try to go for your neck and rip your throat apart. Oh, so these are nasty. Oh, man, they just, they want to kill you. Wow.

I didn't realize they were. Unless you're making friends with the, who was it, that woman, uh, the Grilles in the Mist? Went up and hung out with them for all those years. Yeah? She's dead now. Jane, so. Sigourney Weaver? No, that was the, she, that was just, uh, that was an actor.

I didn't think she was dead. It was not a real, that was just a movie, man. Okay, here's another one You're gonna fucking like this one Elephant population is Oh yeah? On the rise Good

Fucking poachers Fuck killing them Just over their tusks and shit Yeah What the fuck Yeah That's good Okay if we lived over there

And we could make some serious money In ivory Would you go there I'm not killing nothing man You're not the one killing them And sell them The tusks Yeah

I wouldn't feel right about it because I know some cocks sucking elephant got killed because of it for nothing. Just as tusks. I'm with you on that one. And elephants are smart and they cry. They're cool animals. We need to stop fucking killing them for their goddamn teeth. Not their teeth, but they're spears.

Tusks, man. Or they need to design an elephant that doesn't have them, I guess. All right. Here's another one, man. Sea turtles have reached a record-breaking number of. fucking nests they're the fucking nesting all over the place that's good to hear they're nesting like rid over there at the pond man a bunch of them not a sea turtle not sea turtles but they're dinosaur like turtles where they think that's where they're called dinosaur turtles could be

snapping turtle they're just a snapping turtle you don't want to fuck with no they're they're getting like that big over there's fucking reason like who's feeding them oh yeah they're that big man yes jesus i was fucking ran over i like myself a good sea turtle happy they're coming back All right. What the fuck happened to them? They were just probably highways and fucking beaches. Eggs weren't protected. They weren't people just fucking, hey, we both some turtle eggs.

I'm glad they're turtle egg fights. They're going to come back. Boats fucking not kidding. All right. Here's the last one. Polio is now down to two remaining countries. So you can only get polio in two countries, man. Which countries?

Don't know. We'll never go there. Most likely. You've got some knowledge. It's not enough. All right, you know what? I'm going to fucking study every stupid thing I read. No, no, no, it's okay.

I'm just hoping I can... You know what the problem is? I just don't want to go to these two countries. I don't... Can you catch it like a cold? We're never going to go to those fucking countries. If we do, they'll probably say, hey... Is it communicational?

Or what is it? What? Punicational. I don't know, whatever the fuck that word is. It means you can catch it like a cold. Oh, oh, you can't get it like a cold. I don't know, man. I know nothing about polio.

Well, now that we're talking about other countries, I just got a gift. Yeah? I finally fucking opened from my daughter about how to swear all over the world. Oh, nice. It's got the swear word, it's got the translation, and it's got the language,

and it's got the offensiveness, which are like one to five stars. So I think we should come out with a couple five stars. Just so... Okay. Just so we're talking about. Maybe we do find these two countries that you can't get polio. We can find out what the swearing is there.

Okay. That might help us. All right, I got two fucking five stars. All right, don't talk for one second, okay? What two countries in the world can you still get polio? Okay. Okay. Excuse me.

You can talk now. Okay, thank you. No problem. Oh, Pakistan and Afghanistan. Really? Yeah. Wow. They still got polio issues.

Did any of our troops get polio? How do you get polio? I don't know much about it. Oh, fuck. You know what? I have... I know it's not good, I don't think. Okay.

All right. How do you get polio? And it's not that good for you, right? Okay. Keep talking. Wow, that was... It's a viral infection. your nervous system sometimes permanently you get the shit you're fucked

basically wow but how yeah do you want to know how how would you get it and he's not okay fecal oral transmission the fecal oral it's like bivorous lives in your shit basically the fecal matter that's the mouth it spreads when food or water is contaminated hands aren't washed properly you ingest it man Person-to-person contact. Okay. Jesus.

Even if they don't look sick, man, they can spread their shit. Like, you're talking, a little bit of spit comes out of your mouth and goes into someone else's. You got polio. You got polio. Okay. Okay. Most people don't show symptoms. So what's the fucking deal here?

That's, okay, it's not, is it good for you? That's an understatement. No, man, it is not good for you. I didn't think. Okay. You're seven, there's, yeah, you get it. You can take this motherfucker. Didn't we used to get vaccinated for that shit?

Yeah, we did, man. Flu like illness. You get fatigue, headache. Paralysis. Oh, fuck. Often in the legs. Mm. Sometimes permanent.

Jesus. Okay. It hits the muscles used for breathing. That's the motherfucker right there. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. You can't think all the whole day on breathing. I can't breathe.

You can't, you don't, you're not supposed to think about that shit. It's automatic. So your little automatic thing goes off. All right. Do you want to hear the first five-star swear word? Yes, man. If you're ever in Switzerland, okay, we don't have a problem, none.

You could use the word can't. Hmm? Can't. K-A-N-T, I think. It's not really a A, it's like an upside-down V. Translation is cunt. Kant is cunt. Yeah, it's Romance.

And it's five-sterile-fenciveness. Switzerland. But I don't know if it's a... If it's Kant, because it's not really an A. It's an upside-down V. There's no crossbar. Let me see that.

Jesus Christ. Holy fuck. Okay. I'm going to need some help saying this one. It's... Fucked them. I don't know what that is, man. This is fucked.

We're going to call it can't. Can't sounds like kind of... Nice. Wales. I'd like to go to Wales. else okay we drove past it once did man we're way to Scotland drunk we weren't driving though at done so I'm I'm sure I'm fucking this up Roche feces are eke mhm maim goo if you started to say that to someone you

probably whack okay you try to read that top line there that's a swear word that's Rakhfizard ex-mamma-ku. There you go. Translation, please. Go finger your grandmother. Brasface and itch mamma-kou. I like the Welsh language. We need someone to say this properly.

I've never said that to anyone. Go-finger your grandmother. I'm going to start. You know what? It's great. You've got to find out how to say this properly. We do. We need some.

someone from Wales to fucking see we need a phone we need a phone okay we got to give you guys an update on that we got the fucking tech nerds trying to figure out the phone call shit so we can call you guys to like spread a little bit of peace and love to the world but go think of your grandmother so we can find out how you can say that and that's five-star offensiveness no fucking doubt it is no that's a bad one and in countries like that nah would they get upset or what yeah they would you don't talk about people's grandmother you can call them a country No problem in Wales. I'm pretty sure.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can't say you can't. Do you not want to tell someone to go finger the grandmother, I guess? So we got the tech nerds around it. We're trying to figure it out. Maybe for the next one we'll be doing some call, calling out to people, right? That's what the plan is? I don't know, man.

I just come here and hang out. All right. It's all on me then, and I'm going to make it happen. All right. I know. I've got chip or next week. Who knows? Are you fucking kidding me?

Where are you going? Might go on vacation? what he in the woods I don't know I might go hang out with the ducks again Jesus

you and these fucking ducks man well we didn't really bond well they were afraid it's maintenance season they were a little bit afraid

you know what I don't think they're like me I think they're like you I don't probably a little intimidated but no man I was fucking good to those ducks I gave them

everything I could just squish you with one hand and all your guts would shoot out of you you know what I wouldn't do I would do that to a human

before Do it do a duck. Yeah, I've seen a kid once take a duck by the neck and just twirl it around and broke its neck, little fucker. Who did? When I was young, I saw this older kid and he grabbed a duck by the neck and twisted it around and broke its neck. Whoa. I was big enough I would have killed him. You know what?

That's why you fucking like ducks so much. Maybe it is. It is, man. See, you need therapy. P-S-T-D-D-R-R-B. You got to talk about this shit, man. SPD-D-D-D. Do you have, like, nightmares and shit?

DBPD Did you ever have nightmares? Fuck yes Really? Still to this day? Yes, because I couldn't save the fucking duck. Because your brain's fucked. Well, then I'll just need to smoke more than it up.

And you don't know what? That's why you got into doing so many drugs, man. It's because of that fucking dead duck. Is that what it traces back to? That's what it is, man. I guarantee you. I'm glad we figured that out. So what do I need to do to fix it?

You know what you got to do? Save more ducks? You be good to the ducks? I'm always doing. Right on track, but you know what? You got to forget about that shit, man. You got to let it go. All right.

You know what you got to think in your head? I'm helping the ducks now. And I'm a good guy to these ducks. So let it go. So for one duck you couldn't save, I've saved hundreds. You spent time at the park after I left, didn't you? I may have. Yeah, I know.

There may be video on somebody's phone. And the ducks, once you left, were much friendlier. That's what I'm saying. You've got something going on with the ducks, man. So remember that. You're helping them. Crack corn. They like it.

Don't worry about the guy that was used as a pinwheel. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what that means. The little... The head? Or was it the body that was flying around? Matt, let's not talk about it, man. Jesus, now it's all coming back.

I thought I had this blocked out. It was back. Go feed the ducks, man. Fuck. All right. What else you got from you? I don't... Well, this was an odd headline.

Company develops drug. that allegedly, is that how you say that word? Yeah. All right, I got it. Company develops drug that allegedly slows biological aging in dogs. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, try feeding them some fucking real food or something.

Yeah, but if they got this for dogs, like, does it work on people? Yeah, they got shit that works on people, too, man. There's all kinds of shit out there. Loy dash, O-O-2. For dogs over 10 and dogs that are overweight, I mean, I would be a perfect candidate. Boy, you want to take these drugs? I don't know, but I bet people are going to start taking it. Man, you do.

They developed it for dogs because it's not that long of a fucking approval process. For humans, it would take decades. So companies must the money in it. But I bet this shit, you never know, man. I bet people are going to try it. They're just saying this company is just going into the back door, getting it out there. And all of a sudden, they're going to say, pst. Yeah, they're like, guess what?

You can take it too. Yeah. It's going to do the same fucking thing. It's for dogs. Yeah. That's how I'd market it. Dogs aren't dying. They've been taking it for years.

If your dog wants to live longer, see? I should be the fucking advertising guy. We should get into this. That's the shit we need to get. We could be selling that shit. Well, we can sell it. We just don't say it's for dogs.

So we order cases of it and then. And put like a sticker, put a human, put them, put a dog sticker over. What if we kill them? See, that's why they're doing it on dogs first. They don't have to. They don't kill the dog. They don't kill the humans. We have to try it on some, I don't know, people sentenced to life in prison maybe.

Or Randy. He's trying on that fucking... How would we know if it worked? I don't know. Maybe he'll start looking at you or something. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, man. But you couldn't end up living longer.

It's just weird that they can develop this for dogs and not people. Like, I think maybe we're going to live longer than we thought we were. Man. Never don't. We're going to live a lot longer, but it's happening. You know what's going to happen? These supercomputers are going to figure it all of it, man. They're going to say, yeah, dude.

This is how you fucking stay young, motherfucker. I hope you're right, man. I'd like to live a little longer yet. Well, there's stuff, I mean, there's stuff out in the market right now that says the work out. You know, people in Hollywood take it. That MN, and stuff. That's the stuff that gets to keep young. I think I zoned out for a minute.

You know what? We're not going to get into that because it'll just go. Okay, good. As soon as you say computers, I'd. No, I didn't even say computers. Consciousness. Oh. Oh.

Okay. It's science. All right. You know what? You don't have you forgot to fucking do. What? One of my new favorite parts of this new pad. Okay.

It's the drunkest and the dunst. Oh, I like that part too, because you don't have to do anything. You just watch. Perfect timing right now because I'm kind of like the buzz. It's, yeah, it's kind of creeping down, isn't it? But you know what it's from. It's from us getting completely fucked up for 20. day straight. It wasn't just

here on camera. Our tolerance is way up. It is way up. But you know what the funny thing is? I want to do it every day now. What does that tell you? I don't know. Does that mean you're... I don't know if it's... I don't get addicted, man.

I can't get addicted to shit, but I don't know. I don't know what I mean. I don't think it's an addiction. Is it because I'm having some... Just because you enjoy it. I think that's what it is. Yeah, man. There's nothing wrong of having fun. So it's the difference between addiction and enjoyment What's up first? The drunk or the dumb?

We're going to go drunk first. Oh, yeah? No, yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's go the drunk dumbest drunk at the week. All right. Let's get the lay he drunk of the week. Drunk as Leahy drunk of the week. Fuck drunk.

Oh, yeah. We got a leaner. Oh, he's trying to light a smoke. Oh, he's going back. Are both these guys fuck? Or you're like that. Is this like teamwork? Are they both fucked?

I think the one guy's... They're both fucking stumbling. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, no, they're both drunk. Did you get it lit? No. You got a balancing act for two drums that are trying to... Not to fall over.

What a good team. You know what? Team of the week right there. That's teamwork. Instead of drunk of the week, they're team of the week. I would never have thought to latch on... Latch? Leach on or something?

I don't know, whatever you said. I would never thought of do that just for balance. Okay, here we go. We got a golf current. Okay, we got a golf cart. I think the lady on, yeah. Whoa, she's not knees up from, oh, oh, whoa. That was horrific crowd.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's fucking hammered. Yeah. Wow. Oh, okay. Oh, go. Oh, my God. Did she do it again?

No, I'm fine. I just ran into your house. Oh, I was going to say, what the hell just happened? I ran into your house. My phone? Yes, your house. Your phone is in here. Okay?

You're okay? Yes, I'm fine, but also... I tried to back it up, but then I ran into your house again. Oh, my God. All right, you know what? She was lazy drunk. Oh, fuck, yeah. And she was on the golf cart.

It's going to be tough to top that one, I think. Let's see what we got. All right, let's, I hope this does top it. Leaving the club and you run into your drunk friend. Okay. Excuse me, sir. Yeah? You've been having a lot of drink tonight.

Stay right there, sir. Stay right there. Stay right where I can see you. Put your hands up, sir. He is fucked. Sit down, please. Take a seat right there. Are you drunk?

Excuse me? I'm trying to show my location with my sister. sister. Sir, put your hands right to see him, sir. This is a friend fucking. Buddy, fuck him. Oh, man, that's a tough one. I like the golf car.

The fact she did it twice. Yeah. Leahy drunk. She was, I mean, she should not have been driving. But you know what? The teamwork, the two guys at the... Oh, they've won team of the week.

I don't know. Okay, we've got two winners then. We got the teamwork, teamwork of drunkenness of the week. Yeah. Goes to them. Leahy drunk goes to the woman in that fucking golf cart. That was fucked.

Yeah, she was, I like that one a lot. Yeah. Congratulations, you are a winner. A drunk of the week. Layhi drunk of the week. Maybe we'll reach out to them or something said. Good going. That other guy was pretty great, though.

I thought his friends were the cops. All right, let's go to the dumb of the week. Who's the dummy of the week? No, he's not. He's not cutting a wire. What the fuck is he doing? Pulling something or cutting something. Oh, stupid motherfucker.

Was he drunk as well? I don't know. That was dumb. Why would you cut a fucking live wire? You used to do that when it really don't, but you weren't from it? With your rubber-handled fucking cutters, you should be okay. But no, that shit can still happen. It's like welding it, man.

All right, what have we got here? A rodeo? Rodeo clown? Dumb of the week. Here we go. Who's done with this one? Man, that guy's hanging on. Holy fuck, that horse is fucking...

Oh yeah, he's good. What the fuck is he doing that? He's doing something dumb right now. Oh, no. Oh! He does a backflip right into the path of an uncommon... Oh, that was a dumb one. Trampled.

Okay, that's... That was a dumb. That's show-offy-dum. That was show-offy-dum. It was a good flip, though. It was great till you got fucking trampled. All right, gasoline, this is going to be dumb. Oh, this is, yeah.

That's a lot of gas. Oh, you dummy. Oh, no, he covered him in gas as well? Boys. Boys, boys, boys, boys. You stupid motherfucker. Holy shit. So the gas got under the jeans.

I guess I think they dumped it on his jeans. They're going to light him on fire. Oh, yeah. You know the thing you use with the lighter fluid? Yeah. Kind of idea? That doesn't burn you? It's still fucking on fire.

It's fucking gas, man. Holy fuck, that would hurt. His legs must be burnt to fuck. All right, I mean, that's got to be the dubbest, man. What do you think? I just don't understand how he got gas on his pants. I think they dosed him in fucking gasoline, man. They totally did.

So that was intentional? You know how you put like fucking cigarette lighter fluid? It doesn't do that fucking You can't use gasoline No, that's what I'm saying At least the lighter fluid burns up quick And doesn't burn you

This thing, like you're dumb Well the cutting the wire was dumb What was the other one? I could get run over by the horse Yeah, the guy getting rid of it. So it's either this It's a fucking tough Tough ones man, three dummies

I think this is probably I don't get the buddy could have well The guy The guy getting trampled by fucking two wars Yeah we don't know what happened Yeah we don't know what happened to dumb This is just dumb I think these have to be the dummies of the me

And we don't know what happened to the guy That fucking cut the wires He's still around Like at all I mean with this one It's tough It's tough If you don't know

What happened to them Like the medical records after this You want to see them again to decide I think I don't know It's almost like It's a three-way tie.

You just want to do a three-way tie? I guess we have to pick a winner, but it's tough. All right, you know what? I'm going with the gas. That was so fucking stupid. That was really dumb. Like, who pours gas on? And it went on and on. It owed any protection.

Just kept burning. It didn't matter what they did. Not only was it dumb that they did. Dumb. How they tried to put it out. See, that's Corey and Trevor. That was at their level for sure. Yeah.

Congratulations. You were the dummies of the world. week. Dumbies. Okay. Right on. Did you hear about this TikTok psychic? She just got sentenced to pay $10 million to an innocent woman.

No way. 10 million? That's a lot of dope. How the, what the fuck does she do to her man? She claimed that the woman was a murderer. What? Yeah, there was these murders back at the University of Idaho, I think of us. These people sharing a house.

There was like six people at the house and somebody broke in. and killed four of them. Two of them hid in a fucking room and were okay. Didn't realize what happened. But some of these fucking people were stabbed 50 times. What? So this psychic from Texas claimed her name was Ashley Gillard. She accused this history professor, Rebecca Schofield,

of doing the murders or hiring something to do the murders to cover up some fucking relationship she was supposedly having with one of them. Anyway, it wasn't the case at all. went on and on. There's just post after post that it was her and she's guilty and all these reasons why she did it. They fucking caught this other guy Brian Coburger

who actually admitted he did it. Crazy. And so this fucking history professor is completely innocent and this psychic who used tarot cards. Oh no, no, no. Totally fucked up her life and ruined her life.

So I knew what she sued her. So how long did she fucking have to go through this bullshit? It's like three years or four years or some crazy. And even after buddy confessed, the fucking psychist still said she did it. Like that's... Like, that's... Like, change your fucking career, lady.

So, I think she fucking deserves to pay the woman $10 million. How is she going to get $10 million from her, though, man? I don't know. Maybe... I don't know how much... Maybe do you make much money on Tick or talker? For what? TikTok's on...

Psychic shit. I don't know, maybe. I don't think for... Maybe. Some of them do. But that's fucked. You don't... No, man.

You can't take the... You need a little more evidence than a fucking deck of tarot card. Because they got all these shows on TV and shit that are like, oh, fuck, she just figured this out, man. Yeah, yeah. She fucking thought about her dream about it. That would suck.

Be fucking totally innocent. Get this shit together, guys. Come on. Some of them are fucking legit and cool, but... Well, the problems with shit like that is that everyone would think she was the fucking killer. Yeah. Her life is fucked.

Oh, yeah. Until she gets that $10 million. And then you know what you do? Buy an island and fucking party for the rest of your life. only invite people you want on your island that you like. Just fucking everybody. You mean for 10 million? Yeah, man.

It's a good idea. She'll have a good life. All right. Well, let's hope. Let's hope she has a good life. So what are we doing? We're going to try to get the new format going for next week with the calls, hopefully. We'll keep you guys updated.

We also have a phone. I'd like to call somebody. That's what I mean. That's what we're going to do. Oh, okay. Good. But they've got to like figure that out. I don't know what it means.

They've got to figure it out, but they've got to figure it out. Anybody you want to talk to you? Like who? I don't know. Robert De Niro or something. I would love to have a conversation with Robert De Niro, man. That'd be awesome. Yeah.

He's the one of the best actor in the fucking world. All right. Well, you know what I mean? We'll get a whole of him. All right. Let's just try to get a hold of Robert De Niro, man. That shouldn't be too fucking difficult. No one's getting a hold of him.

I'm sure he takes calls. I don't think so, man. We'll figure it out anyway. Anyway, we got to do, we got to talk about some sad shit. Some terrible, terrible losses. Yeah. Yeah, Big Hawk and the sweet Elvina. Yes.

We love you. Big Hawk. Elvina. RIP. RIP. Love you guys. Big Hawk. We did a lot of fucking business in the past.

He was good, man. It was a great dude. Elvina. Big love. Big hugs. Lucas. All right. Got to have a drink and... Yeah.

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