Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 46 - Bangin' in the Kitchen with Ahren Belisle

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

We've got a special Park After Dark guest (no, not you Randy) – Canadian comedian and America's Got Talent finalist Ahren Belisle! He judges the Dumb and Lahey Drunk of the Week, reveals his gas explosion troubles, and gets greasy as f**k with Randy and… Roseanne?! Plus: Keep those friggin' dirty burgers away from service dog Al!

Weekly episodes now on Trail of Prep Boys Plus. All right, what's going on? Welcome to Perk After Dark. We've got a great fucking episode today. We've got a visitor. I believe he's from North Bay. Sunnyvale. I'm from Sunnyvale.

No, I'm not talking about you. Nobody cares you're here, Randy. Yes, they do, Julie. No, they don't. Nobody. All right, anyway, we got a visitor today. He's doing a show here tonight. I think probably, what the fuck's it at?

Cohen or the... It's in Halifax, I think. I know it's in Halifax, Randy. I don't fucking know either. Okay, well, he's going to be here. This doesn't matter because when this airs, it's already gone, and he's moved on to another city. You should probably find out, I think.

Well, he's going to fucking find out, me. You know, well, you might get in trouble. Who's going to kill the show? The Rose Theater or something. Anyway, so he's been on things like Kill Tony. You didn't kill him, did you? Sorry, man. Unfortunately not.

Should we go to the bucket one more time? Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Aaron Belial, everybody. Aaron Belial. This doesn't count for my minute. Most of you look confused as fuck right now. I know what you're all thinking. Who ordered Stephen Hawking off of Wish.com? We look similar, but the difference is,

Stephen Hawking is smart, and I, tell Dick jokes. He might be smarter than me, but I would beat him in a race. Unless a hill is involved, then I'm screwed. We also have different conditions. He had amiotrophic lateral sclerosis, and I am Canadian. He was on that. We've seen him on American Scott Talent, America's Got Talent, is it? Or America?

I like the judges. Is that Simon? Simon's on that one, Julian? Yeah, he's on American's Got Talent. He looks really young still. Burgers are here? I got to get the burgers, Julian. That was really fast. Keep your dirty burgers away from my dog, Randy.

Yeah, don't fucking get grease on his coat. And we also have Al, it's your dog. He's here, he's awesome. You're welcome. Thank you. Oh, sir. Did buddy want to take a picture of you? He did, he did.

He was a customer, Julian. Why would anyone want a picture of you? Yeah, why would anybody want a picture of you? If you're talking to the delivery guy, he wants a picture of you. Like a naked one? I'm handsome. handsome. Well, yeah.

Yeah, Aaron, you're handsome, too, I must say. Let's get into this. Like, usually, I mean, Ricky's going to be pissed off because he likes you. Actually, he told me about you said, you could see this clip, so I ended up first seen you from Ricky. He tried to get out. He couldn't. He had to go back to jail. As you know, the playoffs are on right now.

He's hockey crazy. Hockey players look really good, Julian, in their uniforms. They have very thick thighs. See, Aaron thinks so, too. Jesus Christ. Thank you. Yes, help me here, Aaron. I'm not fucking dealing with this guy on my own. Give me a fucking burger. Please.

I need that whiskey. Do you want a whiskey? I know. You said you need a whiskey? I know what you're saying, man. These are my personal burgers, Julian. I don't normally share my personal burgers. What is the fucking... give me a fucking burger. Should I give him a burger, Aaron, do you think? What's Aaron gonna say no?

You just got here, man. I think he's hungry. This one looks like a special one right here. Give him a fucking burger. Okay, all right. You might want to take a look at that one there. It looks different than the rest of it. Okay, Julian.

Here, you can have this one. It looks the best. Thank you. You're welcome. All right, brother, there you go. Cheers, man. That's a good one. All right. So we do this segment.

Anyway, it's the drunkest of the week and the dumbest of the week. So while we're eating this, we'll fucking watch some of these videos. You're going to help us pick the drunkest of the week. Let's go for the drunkest first, Jepard. Oh, my Jesus. This guy's an airport. He just, oh, he just face-planted. I've done that.

You've done that? I was sober, though. Oh, you motherfucker. See? How will I see the next one? Somebody's sleeping? Oh, yeah? Just in the hotel hallway.

Oh, he passed out hard. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He is definitely lay. drunk. He sounds sleeper though, man. I got locked out of my hotel room once and I was naked. Yeah. And when you're naked in a hotel, your penis gets even smaller.

Just once. Just once. Okay. It was only one time. You've only got to do it once. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's got the back where he's got to lean. Oh, he's got the lean.

Whoa. That is it. Whoa. Right around. That is a Ricky Spey. So 180. Okay. He's doing all right.

He's just deciding what, trying to read the label. Oh, he's getting some beer. Okay, he's, well, they might be for the morning. No, he's drinking those right. He's drinking them right now. Yeah. Well, it's a good thing. Whoa.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. It's got help. Now, you're not supposed to sell liquor if you're that drunk.

I don't think, right? It's not. Convenience stores don't care. But look at these nice guys. I think they're going to help them out. Or they're just going to watch them for entertainment. But he kind of has like the sideburns and the facial area like, Ricky. I've seen Mr. Leahy stumble quite a bit like that.

No. In his day. You think? Yeah. He's way drunk. He had very good motor control. Oh, he's leaning on the shelf. It's a good thing there's not breakables there.

All right, get this guy out of the cash restaurant. Yeah. Okay, here he goes. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Oh, that would hurt. I think he was right on a corner. Oh. Okay. He's down. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be the guy. To be fair, walking is hard.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus Christ. What's his mission now? Get the fucking door. I think he's trying to make a coffee

When did he lose the case of beer? If he bought the beer and then he left it This guy's like, whoa dude, get out. All right, do we think he's got more than just booze in him or just straight? Did you see that? He didn't? Like, that guy saved his life.

Props to the guy helping him out. I wouldn't have for you. Oh, it's definitely more than booze. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. He's got something else in him. All right. He's going to meditate.

now. Yeah, that guy was like, what do you? Watch your head. Is there more napkins I eat like a retarded child? It's bad. Just like the whole thing, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Travel with roll.

Want me to wrap you all in it? I'll wrap your whole body. Yeah, this is how I eat. Instant bib. See, with me, I just lick it off my belly. Maybe my dog can lick all the grease off your chest. Okay. Do you see what to lick the grease off its chest?

Al, you good for that, buddy? Oh, the dog. Holy fuck, I thought you wanted to. Is it okay? This is going to be a different. Well, you can't undo if you want, Aaron. Don't ever fucking say shit like that again, man. I'm very high in MCT oil.

You would use any one. I've been switching to the healthier oils. Julian, I'm very oil conscious. What, seed oils? Yeah, because, well, they're not good. They make your insides inflamed. What? Well, your outsides are pretty inflamed.

Yeah. You've got inflammation on the inside and the outside, Randy. That's just cheese burgers. Right there is one big, fucking giant vat of inflammation. That's cheeseburgers and onion rings is what that is. That's, yeah, it's inflammation because you're unhealthy and you're, You're fucked. All right.

Let's go. Okay, we're... That was drunks of the week. Let's get into the, the dums of the week. Dumbes? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh.

That... Ficked up the door of the cur and his nuts. Okay. This one's going to be bad. This guy's going. Oh. What did he land on? Oh.

No. Jet ski. Ah. Of a jet ski. Oh. How fucked are you? You don't look where you're jumping. To me, that was dumber than the first one.

Okay, dude. Smooth operator. Oh, no. He's going right through that fucking window, isn't he? He's going over backwards. No, he's going backwards. Whoa. Oh, my, Jesus.

Oh, that's nice. That's a bad fall. Ah, both of them. All right, that was pretty dumb. That was fucking dumb. I would have to say... Do you know, let's go out with drunk of the week? Which one you guys think is the best?

We've had the first one with the airport dude. I mean, that was probably just drunk. I've seen that, like that... I've seen lots of people in the air. The last one, I think. The guy pissing them... I mean, we're talking Leahy drunk. That is Leahy drunk right now.

The last guy at least didn't pissing. himself. Exactly. Good point. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I think of the last guy, I mean, he was the drunk. I don't know. He may not have been drunk in the hallway. Other drugs, but that guy was just passed out drunk,

pissed himself. All right, what do you think, Aaron? Aaron's going to tell us who you think should be the winner. I think, yeah, you get to pick. I know who I'm picking. I know right now that if you're talking about he drunk. I think the last guy was just having a good time. I pick the second guy. I'm going with the second guy. I agree.

If the last guy had ended that video with a pissing of us off or something when he fell, I think he would have been a clear winner. We're going to the second guy. Dumb of the week. I mean, this was just a timing thing. Oh, that's pretty dumb. It was dumb, but the guy jumping, I think, because he didn't look to where he was jumping. That was just dumb.

See, like, whoa, oh, damn. That was pretty dumb. That was pretty dumb. That's really dumb. Right. These guys. You're out in the ocean, and you've, you hit something, like, no, man, that's dumb.

And this month, no. This was just a guy getting piggybacked, and he's looking going, dotty-d-d-d- forgot where he was. Like, I don't know if it was dumb or just. No, that's dumb. Forget. No, that's dumb. That's dumb.

Aaron? The second guy had an entire ocean, and he hut the one fucking object. So I picked the second guy. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. All right, man. We get the winner's second guy. second guy who knows we might reach out to them and say you're really fucking dumb certified dumb

always watch before if you're gonna jump in water you should not do you can break your neck and that's a serious thing right julian so ready all right rick you want to ask one of us ask you are you a hockey fan if so you're probably fucking leaves because you're from north bay right now this should be interesting i've been to north bay Good cheese, burgers I can't stand on skates I don't like sports I can't play Okay

I mean I'm the same way I don't really play many sports at all I can figure skate There's no way you can skate man There's no fucking I can't Julie I can cross cut and everything Cross cut Yeah

You can cross cut a burger You can cross cut a burger You can't cross cut a burger You can't cross cut shit Randy I don't like Aaron The burgers that are too high because when you got to cut them, no. You better to eat five of these

ones. Nice and small. You know, you shouldn't need a knife and fork for a frigging cheats or, you know? All right, I got some questions, man. You know, you're using the fucking iPhone thing to communicate shit, which is awesome. But can you do this?

AI is a big thing right now. So could you, like, hook that thing up to just answer with chat GPT questions? So, like, you can be a fucking scientist and people will never even know, man. You know what I'm saying? You don't even have to think about what you're saying. You don't need degrees you need, don't eat anything.

It just does your... I'm a biologist. I'm going to fucking start working here. Ask me a question. So, boom. So Aaron should just give his life to a machine? I probably could if I wanted to, but A, I gives dumb ass answers,

and it's never funny. Oh. You're right. You know what? We've talked about that many times. You can't use chat GPT and stuff like that to be funny because it's a fucking... It's software, man.

It's like a computer shit. They're not, computers are not fucking funny. Can you, like, change, like, the way that you talk out of it, though? Like, change the voice up? What do you mean, Randy? Like an accent? Yeah, like, I do use some AI voices and some jokes.

Okay, yeah, like an accent or something. I mean, if... I also use this voice. Ooh, that's cool. See? Because then... You get the something he likes. Well, no, because, like...

Are you hard right now? Whoa, see? No. But you're in the danger zone, Aaron. Some voices. That's the fucking danger zone, man. Some voices, you know, I can tell if somebody, when they talk to me, if they might be interested with one word, you know.

Randy, you're basically, he's asking if there's like a gay mode on that thing. So when you can talk, you can be, do you want a burger daddy? That's not bad. That's, see, now that's kind of, that's the talk. So maybe it is more. it might be more of the words than that hat on a swivel because you don't want him come up behind you man

you're like you don't understand what's fucking dirty that this guy does you know I've seen it it's not good he's like a fucking savage but if you could yeah it seems like you do have different modes on there that's good you know because you can put it on you know Brad Pitt mode

and talk with Brad Pitt or fucking get at me George Clooney mode or even Dwayne Johnson he's bald like you Julian and big muscles. Jesus Christ, Randy.

He's, you know, or... See, you're getting him horned up. Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart. This is not where this podcast is supposed to be going, man. Patrick Stewart's, like, he's older, but he's handsome. Patrick Stewart?

Well, he's... How many fucking people out there want to bang... Yeah, fucked up. Yeah, man. How many people would they want to bang Patrick Stewart? Stud mode, you know? He's like, he's captain, isn't he's the captain of start? Oh, he was Jean-Luc.

And you find him attracted? Well, yeah, he's smart. He has good posture. Jesus Christ. Poster is very important, Julie. It's true. All right, I'm moving on to the question, Rainey, because you're completely fucked.

You got any of the weird fucking habits that you'll never fucking change, and sometimes people call you on it. If I have too much dairy, sometimes I shart. All right, does anything shit yourself? Aaron, like, come out.

No, it's a shirt, Julian. Unexpected, you know. Everyone does, I think. I just forget shit all the time. Like, I kept leaving my ex's gas stove on all the time, and she was always bitching at me for almost blowing up her house. No shit. See?

You shouldn't hang around with Ricky because he fucking, if there was a gas stove there, you could have been on it a lot of time. You know what? If you and I were living together, and if you and I were, you know, engaged in a romantic You've been engaged in too much with him already. You know, it's important to have someone to point out

if you're going to blow up the house, you know, so it may not be considered bitching, just so you know. Just so you know. It may be just kindness. Don't look at him that way. If you can't very, no, he's giving him the side eye. He's very handsome. I see you're looking.

up and down. He's got such straight teeth, Julian. That's very nice. Yes? I'm sure he didn't come here to get hit on, but you, Randy. My eyes are up here. Yeah, exactly. I'm sorry, Aaron. You're right. You have nice eyes, too. He also, he's attracted to people that, like, take command and shit, like saying shit like that.

That's borderline, man. I know this guy. He's got smiling eyes, Julian, and smiling eyes are hard to find. because some people have just frowny mean eyes. Randy Stop fucking He knows what I'm talking about.

Yeah, but I've got nice eyes. You're fucking playing with it. Look at my eyes, Julian. They're nice, aren't they? I got pretty eyes. Someone said they're about to detonate the gay bomb right there with this guy. They're okay.

Just thank you. Okay. I don't know what just happened there, but... Hazel. Yeah? Yeah? Who's Hazel? I got hazel eyes, I guess.

I thought they were brown. I don't have a clue, man. I just, you've got shit. You've got nice blue eyes. You can look right into people's souls. All right, okay. There's one clip that I was watching on Kill Tony. Roseanne Barr.

What's the deal, man? She's a, I don't know. I felt a bit of energy there. I think I don't want to be the one to say it I don't know if anybody said this to you before but I think she was hitting on you man might want to do some dirty stuff

just throwing that out there you just like her because they'll got burn or nothing I like Roseanne Burr she's a bit of she's a bit crazy and you like bars Julian you like liquor maybe her me and Randy can have a threesome

you know what I bet you that could happen I bet you she might be down with a threesome maybe I could cook Cheeseburgers, you know, I don't know. We got to hang out with her ex-husband Tom Arnold, and I've heard some stories. They're good.

They're friends and everything. And nothing bad, but just really crazy, crazy fucking times those two. Tell me one. Oh, she stabbed them in the chest because they're both on a diet, right? So he had a, there was a jar of cookies there. And she went over the cookie jar, which they were supposed to stay away from her something. And there was some cookies missing. He took the cookies.

She found out that he broke the diet and was eating the cookies. There was a snake knife on the fucking counter. She grabbed him, and stabbed him right in the shoulder or upper chest or something. Dites make people cranky. That's why. She fucking lost it on him, man. Who hasn't stabbed someone, though? Well, okay.

I didn't know you've stabbed somebody before. All right. I don't like stabbing, though. The knife, I don't know, man. Knives are pretty fucked up. I've never stabbed anybody. Usually if you got someone coming out of you with a knife, you just want to maybe run because they're not good, man. I'm very fast.

It's just short distances. Well, you get stabbed in the gut and wouldn't do anything to you. It's just like a... So it's protection. Yeah. My brother kicked me in the dick once, so I stabbed him in the chest with a butter knife. No, you fucking did it. Are you serious?

Self-defense is what that is. I'm glad it wasn't a steak knife because you could have seriously. You fucked him, man. Are you serious? Okay. Aaron's a bit of a fucking whack job, everybody. I don't know if you guys know that, but I... Did your penis recover?

Is it back to normal? Or is it... Penis, where the fuck the penis coming? This is why he stabbed his brother, because there was... Oh, he kicked him down. I wasn't even thinking about sometimes, Julian, if he hits the bones, and you don't want a flat penis. You want...

Hit the bones. Your penis. No, down here, up here, there's... You mean your leg bone? Well, I don't know. Like, his penis might be down. You could even hit your knee. Please don't let him fuck me.

No. You know what? You're on your own, brother, because you're the one, you know what, basically what you're doing is called foreplay. I don't know. It's verbal for play. Don't worry about that. I make love anyway, okay? Make love.

Oh, my God. Are you victims shaming? Am I what? Victim shaming? No, man. Me? He's never touched me. I would talk you.

I did when we worked out one time. Remember I was spotting you? When you had the big, you know, Julian's got a pretty big musk. You know what? And when I say, when you've ever heard, I say he's musky,

when you've got a man spotting you on a bench press and his balls are hanging but this close to your face, the musk off his fucking body is unbelievable. Yeah, gravity. When he's working out. Gravity.

Did you like it? No, man. What do you mean? Like, fuck you, Eric. What do you mean? Did I like it? No, man. He just, he revolt.

Just a little. Not even a little bit. No, man. No. Gravity's nothing. How are you roping me into this fucking crazy threesome we want to do with him and Roseanne Burr's shit, man? Come. Betcha if you guys want to see them get together and do a threesome, I bet you I could release some kind of a video.

You might, the Kardashians have nothing. The video I could release, man. we would make so much money. Array. Makes of money. You want to do it. Brother, I don't think the manager

and I'll make you a ton of money. Don't always trust Julian, okay, Aaron. Oh, no, he's trust Julian. Aaron, well, you... You should be happy. He wants to set up a threster with you and Roseanne Farmer.

And make a video. You want a profit off things. You're always thinking money. He's always... See, now you're talking. Okay. You're his... That's his vibe.

What are you doing when you don't have money? What do you do when you don't have money? money. You starve to fucking death. No, you don't. You go see a friend. I'd give you a cheeseburger, Julian. And it wouldn't be a Viagaburger burger either. I would much rather break the law to make my money than not have any money. But you've learned, too, that the guy puts you back in jail. That's not always true. What happens when you're in jail? Like look at Ricky. Money. Well, you still can make money. You can make a lot of money in jail.

Have you ever been to jail? I've made a lot of money. No. Any close calls of being in jail? No, I wouldn't be good in jail. No. No, man. You do not want to go to jail. I don't know. People might like you. Because you're funny, you know? And you got good teeth and kind of eyes. Here we go.

He's hitting on you again, Aaron. I'm not. I'm just telling them that he might. I could tell you about my one close call, but there's no statute of limitations in Canada. You're right. See, at least you know the law, man. You're right.

What's the statue? Where's it at? it doesn't exist let's say someone else burned a school down oh all right so we get a

bit of a burner here do we like the burn things to you I'm glad Ricky's not here because that motherfucker likes to burn shit man like we have

usually I mean a best time is of our lives is when we're outside sitting around a bonfire listening to music getting drunk and high you know

just us and people in the trailer park. That's our good go-to time. Like, what is your go-to time? Like, what do you like to do? Masturbation's pretty good. It's one of them. Drinks with friends.

Live music. Live music, yeah, man. There's nothing better. That's the same with us. Masturbation is also good. Yeah, it is, yes. How do you do it? Well, you've got to love yourself

or you can't love anybody else. You're feeding it, man. You're just feeding him. It's also... You are feeding his sex drive right now. It's good for your prostate, too. To ejaculate. Here it comes.

He's going to ask you for a prostate test any minute. No, no, but you should get it checked. I don't know. See? He's a manipulator. He's an ass manipulator, man. Fuck, and watch yourself. I get mine checked weekly, usually, just because, you know...

It's called check in your oil and he'll do it to you. Believe me. Who checks it? Who checks it? my doctor oh who else that's my business doing someone who knows someone knows chinkin your wife right you're you've got these laughs he's gonna turn into fingers it's gonna turn into your worst nightmare like you've got long fingers too you then you could do it because this motherfucker I mean look at him he's

built like a goddamn sumer wrestler he grabs a hold of you you're not getting away I'm just I'm hairy that I got that I got got hair. Just keep it up. Yeah. You got good fingers on you, Julian. I think you could... There's no way my fingers are going to go up your ass. I'm pretty squirmie. He's pretty stung- You're doing it.

You know what, squirmie? Check them right now. The bitch is hers or wrong. Squirmie is a fun. That's a fun word. I like squirmie. Squirmie? God damn it.

You know what? I'm in hell right now. Ricky, when you see this, thanks a lot, but thank you. Turn in this... Al is concerned. Al is very... He wants some burger, and he's my friend now. Al's smith.

Just what, buddy? Your dad, he's going to have his oil checked. I guarantee you. So you... Does he know how... When you say to your dog, sick him or attack, will he do that shit or no? No?

Yeah. You know what, attack? He's too nice. See that guy right there? Yes. Oh. You will. Okay.

You get that dog. Don't like to let the dog leave your side until you leave this province. Well, some dogs, when they see in the spring of the year, they hump you right away. But he didn't do any humping. Yeah, you were wishing. He can't lick your prostate. No, I wouldn't do that.

Bullshy, you wouldn't, man. No, Al's not a professional. A professional. Yeah, like, so if we had the little Osobo or Lassie in here, you would let that dog lick your prostate. No, you don't do that to a dog. I'm gonna get off the topic here You know what? It's the swear word of the day, guys

We've got these cars How to fucking swear around the world? This is a new one. I like this one. Nukin in de Kukin That's what that means. That's from Netherlands. Nukin in the Kukin.

You're crazy. Fucker. No, nookin in the kukin. Anal sex. Not in? You're just, you're relentless, man. That's not a swear word. You were.

I know anal sex is on my mind a lot you think I'm fucking around I'm serious it's not anal sex it could be anal sex but it's sex in the kitchen new kid oh you're close banging in the kitchen that's good because you're close to the food man there's kitchen right there

all right chipper you could be filming something out right after this perk after dark I'm gonna be busy no you're gonna be fucking if this goes down you're filming a man Give you five points. All right. So, Ricky really wanted us to ask you these questions because he's pissed off. He's not here.

Anyway, Randy, I got the questions. These are Ricky questions. He should be interesting. So Ricky wanted to know, what's your go-to drunk high dance move? Dance move. Yeah. Falling. Falling.

Does anyone catch you? Follow-up question. Well, they should. That's how, you know, shows safety. You want to catch me? Oh, Jesus Christ. I'll dance with you. Okay.

They're digging your own hole in there, man. Question two is, is, what's a smell that instantly pisses you off? The smell that pisses me off. I know exactly what does. We'll see. Can't piss? That's, it is very, but you ever walk through like, you know, a park and you get, you get dog poop in your shoes. And you get back in your car and you start it up and you're just like, you can smell that, you know.

So the smell of shit basically. Just fresh, treaded dog poop in your shoes. I don't know if you guys have ever smelled the dead fucking raccoon, but I had one of my trailer. The smell of death is not a good one. That does me. Ever go in a house with cats in? They don't take care of the litter, and it's just fucking piss. Yeah, man.

Yeah. It's like an ammonia. It's fucking knocks you right out. It's like smelling salt. You ever got to smell? That's shit. Whoa. And I know what you're talking about because there's a lot of cat piss around here.

All right, what's question number three, Randy? What sound, human or not, means you're about to get into shit? It's a fucking weird one. You left the fucking gas on. sound right oh you meant trouble not actual shit yeah trouble trouble Ricky sometimes doesn't clarify it's how that pisses me off I don't know police sirens that fucking kind of pisses me off you just you just you walking man just you being just the sound that comes off your fucking body yeah someone

yelling about the gas will do it right here Drew yeah all right question number four Randy of the valve The valve. Was that like... Never mind. I'm staying out of that one, man. Run, roll, man. All right now. Ricky wanted to know, what job

would you suck at? Most of them. Okay. Most of them, yeah. Carpenter. A singer. A singer. A singer. A singer would be kind of fucked. Can we get this guy to sing? That'd be good. You could be a

real star. I would be fucking terrible at singing. Yeah, you moron. He just want to fucking sing. Everybody wants to sing. I don't want to sing. I can't sing. Moving on, Randy.

Okay, what's something you pretend to understand, but don't? Because Ricky pretends a lot. I understand most things because I'm smart. There we go. See, he's smart, too, you kind of eyes. That could have been chat. Straight. You could be fucking with us right now.

That's what I'm saying. It's true. It's true. If you had to live like us and Julian he's saying, what kind of get rich plan would you try? Because you always do Julian. This is tough. See, you were just talking about setting up some sort of menagerie

and filming it or something and making money. It's a proven business model. See, you're always thinking about it. Get rich quick. I just don't want to be around what is being filmed. I'll fucking pimp it out, though. Have you ever made a casino? Like you could make a casino in the trailer park,

and they will all gamble because they're fucked and you can give the worst odds ever. I've done it. And it did work for a little while until I went to jail. The thing is around here, you can start something up. You end up going to jail. You come back. You just don't, you can't restart it.

I don't know why, man. You can never be successful twice in a row with the business like that here. Isn't this place illegal? Aren't you bootlegging? No. I thought you're... Shut the fuck up, Randy.

Another question. You could get Rich filming me have sex with him and Roseanne. Jesus. See that... All right. You... We deserve... You're fucking...

You're good, man. I like the way you think. We need a good percentage. It might be fucking disgusting for you, but it's worth the money. We need... And we should make more than him if we're doing all the work. What do you mean? What do you mean?

You'll get a fucking cut. Yeah, bro. You've got to do. Sit there and have a good time. You're cuts. Obviously, you fucking have some kind of attraction there, man. I've learned from some lessons from you sometimes take too much. You don't, you're...

I'll be very generous in this deal, okay? I just don't fuck it up. Next question. Next question from Ricky is, when you die, what do you hope people don't find? Whoa. That's a good one. That's an interesting way you're looking at things, isn't it? I've got some sexual toys in my collection.

Well, you know, everyone's... That's a private part. Go get them because you're about to use them in this fucking video we're about to do. Julian. It's going to be the lead up. We're going to do the first part here in the kitchen. You and Aaron going at it. Then step two would be the second part.

You go to Hollywood. That's when you meet up with Roseanne Barr. Al, you can go with them. You can watch. You can be... I don't know, we'll put a little suit on here or something. I'm not agreeing to. anything until I get a contract.

I hope they don't find my high school DMs. Oh, yeah. Really? A lot of fucked up shit? North Bay is pretty racist. Oh, really? Oh, Jesus. Lake Nipissing. It's a big lake.

And every springtime, these little flies come out. They're called shad flies. And they don't even have a mouth. but they just come out to bang, Julian. They come out and they cover signs and the roads you hear cracking under the tires. And I went there with Mr. Asia. Shadflies cover North Bay.

Really? The entire city. Like a carpet. And it turns you on for some reason. Well, they're frisky little critters. Because they're banging. Because they don't even have a mouth. They don't even think about food.

They just think about... Hmm. Oh, banging. Yeah. All right. Keep that energy going because we're going to be doing some shooting. I think it'll only take about 20 minutes when we're done here, Aaron.

Get him while he's fucking hot, as they say. And you are as well, definitely. What the fuck, 20 minutes? I only need like three. Yeah, all right. You know, we'll do an extended director's cut, and it's going to be longer than three minutes, okay? But we will do a three-minute scene.

Have a little break. However long it takes, we'll get break back into it. I can't believe. You know what? I'm basically becoming a gay porn director. We need catering too, catering. A lot of money. More Julian, more cheeseburgers, onion rings.

I'll have as many cheeseburgers you want. I'll get you whatever the fuck you want. You might want to. It's not gay if Roseanne is there. Well, okay. That would be the second part. She's not going to be in the first part. She's going to be in part two.

The climax is going to be when Roseanne steps into the bedroom. Or into the, whatever, the garden, or wherever. fucking too. We'll figure that on man. Maybe she could have a whip. You want Roseanne with a whip? We'll get Roseanne with a whip, Randy.

Boys, you know what? This is going to make a lot of fucking money. Get a contract, Aaron. And then if maybe the three of you guys doing something on Kill Tony to help promote it all, maybe that's what. So you talk to those guys.

Anyway, you know what? I think we're fucking done. We've got to get this going. Jipper, I want you to move the lights over to that section. You're going to have to take off the oven door because we're going to be using that and the fridge door. It's not happening right now. We need, like I said.

We're going to take both. We're going to be doing some different positions. Head in the oven. We're going to put the head in the fucking refrigerator. All right. Anyway, that's going to be out soon, guys. Once I cut it together, we're going to talk to Roseanne Barhamster. She's going to be cool with it.

Let's take Aaron here. Watch his shit. Look him up. Put a link or something on there, Chipper. Okay, I will. I will. Because he's got some shows. You've got two weeks of shows right. I'm straight. He's only going to be acting, okay?

He's acting. Just like the, what is it, the mountain dudes? What are they? Mountain men. Brokeback Mountain? Broke back Mountain. This is going to be the broke back trailer park condition of brokeback mountain. Smart.

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