Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 46 - Gettin' Lubed With Ricky

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

The Boys are feeling a bit jinkety-janked today! Maybe a sauna, pedicure or a tickle sandwich with Jay Baruchel would help? They also discuss using AI to stay outta jail, Mars space weed, and Ricky's sex lube experiments... it's gonna get GREASY!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. What are you doing? Why do you... Holy shit man. Are you shitting yourself? Are you pissed off? What's going on? Ugh! Why do you... Holy shit, man. Ugh! Are you shitting yourself? Ugh! Tissed off? What's going on?

I don't know. That's the third time you've made that fucking noise. You scared the shit out of me. Not good for people that are baked over here, let me tell you. I don't like it. It's a wrong combination of... What are you digging at? My fucking knee.

Ugh. Your knee nuts. I thought he had a tainted chinch. Ugh! Inch, inch. Wrong combination of liquor and drugs. I got a sore shoulder. Oh man, I've got like... My shoulder's...

Sativa and Indica just fucking fighting each other and it's like one of those tecturonic palators. Yeah, what's going on with the gimp arm? How's that doing today? Well, no, this is the gimp arm, but now the shoulder on the other side has gone dead. This is fucked, Bubs. I got the fuck... You've got to shake it out every now and then, man.

You've got to get up and go shake, shake, shake. I've been singing the Taylor Swift song and doing the dance, but it's not helping. You should go get a bunch of prescriptions and share. Shake it up, shake it up, ooh, ooh, cause the players don't play, play, play, play, play. You know You know we need we need to do like the people from Finland they go into those fucking Steamers or saunas or wherever the fuck those bass. That's what you need saunas saunas No, but my arms gone to the land of the deadies My shoulder has shake it out man. Pull it up on the table. Well, you just lift her up there my arm Oh your arm. I thought you wanted me to Google.

You're going to pull on things, Julian. All right, is it good? Do you want me to help you with the drink? No, I can get it this. I can barely lift it with this arm. This one I figured out is just tennis elbow. So I'm not too worried about it. I know it can be fixed. You doing exercises, man? I don't know if I'm going to be normal for a while. I hear you.

Fuck. I feel good though. Hello. This is British. I was British. This would definitely freak you the fuck out. Remember when you were a kid and you were like thinking there's a monster under your bed and shit? No.

Oh I know what this is What this fucking kid? There's a girl babysitting This kid's like it's a fucking monster in my bed. And she's like there's no monster in your bed I'll prove I'm gonna get down right now No Yeah, there's a fucking intruder under the bed looking at her What the fuck what happened? Did this guy get hurt? She fucking freaked out and then she tried to call the cops and he assaulted her I guess

and fled but they caught the cocksucker. Where was she? She grabbed the kid and tried to run out of the room and he grabbed her or something? Yeah. And pulled her back but he got... That's the fucking biggest thing, you go down into the bed, oh yeah, there's no monster in here. Ah! Fuck!

And there's a guy under there looking at you. Jesus Christ. You would shit your... That's gonna be written into a movie, I guarantee you. If it hasn't already. Wasn't there a movie that had something like that with Watts's face in it? With who? Watts's name, you know know we played um have you

checked the children oh that was that was when a stranger calls see this is why you have a bat next to your bed i do you had a bat abby abby we've traced the call it's coming from inside the house oh yeah i saw that movie that was it the same movie oh bo. The boogie man? When a stranger calls. I didn't like that movie. Freaked me the fuck out. I don't watch that shit. Have you checked the children, Abby? Remember, she's on with the cops

and they're trying to trace the call and then they're like, we traced it. It's coming from inside the house. So you know what? We should do, they should, like, someone should come to us and say, you guys need to do a horror flick and like, throw us in. We could do that. We get these people fuck you motherfucker. I'm gonna come I'm hunting you down Motherfucker, you know who makes horror movies J. Bear show

Hmm, he dressed be in one man. I Bet you he'd put us in a horror movie. I'd like to be in a slash film That's what he makes. He likes slash films Alright, I like him How much? That's what he makes. He likes slash films. Alright. I like him. How much? More than most people. Would you...no, I'm not going to say it.

Would I... Date him if he was single? Share a tickle sandwich with him? Would you tickle him? Woohoo. Jay Bershell, if you're watching this, Ricky would like to share a techle sandwich with you. I don't know if that's the case. I'm just... Do you think Jay's ticklish though?

What is a techle sandwich? Are you ticklish, Bubs? Me? Oh, violently. Which part? Every part. Oh, bottom of my feet, you're getting kicked. And it's not on purpose. I don not doing it. Oh, bottom of my feet, you're getting kicked and it's not on purpose.

I don't say that's what I mean. It's not on purpose. But if you tackle hold me like tackle my feet and hold me down. They're just the legs are just going to start kicking and if they hit you, it's I don't know what to tell you. Didn't know that man. Very techless something to you two are both ticklish. What about you?

No, I'm not. Nothing. Man, don't be doing that shit. techless something to you two are both tickle what about you no I'm not nothing man don't be doing that shit that's why I don't like I could never get a pre to cure a boy what are they called for what here was a pretty cure a paddock yours put sandpaper to your feet that's a paddock your Ricky all right you would like to have one but you can't't? It would be too take-a-less. Mm-hmm. Really? Yeah, I mean, I could do a belt sander.

You know what? I don't underst... Like, why do you want to get someone fucking around with your feet anyway? To make them nice. I don't understand a why. To make them nice and smooth. Who gives a fuck? Not into a... It's your feet. But they feel nice and smooth,

and you can rub them together like a cricket when you're in bed. I take better care of the tires on my car than I do my feet. No, but if you're laying in bed, you just put on fresh sheets and you get in bed and you're laying there and then your feet are nice and soft and you can do a cricket. I have sand in my feet. What? You can rub your feet together like a cricket. What are you... Can everybody do this? You do the your feet together like a cricket. What are you? Does it make noise like a cricket?

Can everybody do this? Well you do the noise with your mouth. Oh man. You've never done that? No man. Oh I do that. Pretty much every night I do cricket feet. Now that I know you, I'm not doing it.

I don't know where to go next. But what? Different topics. Okay, you get a few? Speaking so softly. We can talk about the Japanese restaurant, they found the rat in the fucking soup, but it's not really that interesting. It's pretty interesting. I want to talk about the poop and run.

Oh, I love that guy. That guy is... Brilliant. You know what? He's smart, boy. What is the poop and the poop and run thing? He's disgusting. They finally caught him.

Who was that? Little bastard. I don't know what this is. I think he was in India, wasn't he? Yeah. Yeah, what's his name? He's pretty famous. They finally caught him. Who was that? Little bastard. I don't know what this is. I think he was in India, wasn't he? Yeah.

Yeah, what's his name? He's pretty famous. Deepak. Deepak is his name. That's a common name. Deepak would shit himself like that. There's a bunch of famous Deepaks. Yeah, I didn't know that.

I like the name Deepak. If someone could get an Oscar for shitting himself, it'd be this guy. He'd be able to shit himself on demand. On demand, he's like, I'm done. What a talent. Well, it would be good if you could do it if it was pre-planned. The cops are like, you're under arrest?

No, shits themselves. The smoke's so bad. Gagging, they fucking used his like, smoke away. He used it like a smoke shield? Big time, and it worked. It's a chemical weapon almost, it's crazy. Looks like a smoke bomb. a smoke shield big time and it worked. It's a chemical weapon almost It's crazy like a smoke smoke bomb took him a long time to get this time. They saw the shit bomb They had gas masks

Gas masks gloves shit yourself. Let's go, but he did he shit himself and they were like, nope I don't smell fuck all but you're going down the shitting bandit I love that he still went out with a shit though wonder how long he got he should have for that he should have shot him with a with a Taser and then just put a big garbage bag over him and tied him up and carried him to the paddy wagon Yeah, shit, no Well, they should have hung him upside down by his ankles. It made the shit go on him I saw this new thing on cops the other night called a bur burrito Oh, we do not want to fuck with one of those. What's a burrito? Wrap you up in this plastic thing

There's like six straps. You can't fucking move. This woman was losing her shit like a straightjack put her in this burrito And she was just moving her head go I'm gonna fucking beat the fucking you guys at Walmart next time I see you Couldn't move. I love it straightjacket That's what fucking Deep pack me to go in He packed a heavy fucking stinky punch. He looks like he looks like his shit would smell, too Well, who looks like their shit boys look at the picture they're holding the guy's hand and it looks like this is my little brother Yeah, it's my cuz it looks like they're shit wouldn't. Yeah. Who looks like their shit wouldn't stink?

Anybody? Some people. Some people do think that. Certain women. Assholes, man. Certain women. Can you name one, Ricky? Name a lady who it looks like she would not stink in the poo.

If she did a poo. Sybil Shepherd. Sybil Shepherd. Sybil Shepherd looks like her food does not have any... Like today's Sibyl Shepard or like back in the 90s? Years ago. Moonlighting. Once you get old you let your shit go I'm sure.

Yeah, love moonlighting. What do you mean you let it go? You don't look after your scent that age. What do you do to look after your shit when you're younger? It's all about your diet, I think. You avoid broccoli. Yeah? Certain things that really...

Fuck, you set them up. Wow. All right, pubs, we gotta go here. You're a music fan. I need to know your opinion, and you might have to pull this up in your smart box. Okay, my shoulder... killing me. Are you able to pull this up, sir? What is it? Don't call me sir.

Oh, you're talking to him. No. Oh, really? What do you want from the box? From the box. The bongo national anthem. Bongo? I gotta see what you think of this one, Bubs. Are you serious?

The Nashville Predators fuck around with the anthem once a while. They had a fucking bongo player do the national anthem. Buh buh buh buh buh. Buh buh buh buh. Buh doobie doobie doobie doobie do. How many bongos does he have? Just two. Just two. Oh, that's impressive.

You know what, I can't wait to hear this. The Anaheim Ducks said it fucked them up so bad they could barely play the first period. They sucked. They're so fucked up by it. What? Does he play the melody somehow? Yeah, what the fuck is it?

Okay, oh, this dude. And they're not even like the real deal bongos. It's gonna take this long. Really electric bongos. Bob Seah. Nine-year veteran of the United States Marine Corps. Just a second. National recording artist, Staff Sergeant Bruce Gusto the Conga.

The Congas, the bongo. Oh So he's singing I like it man. I think it's good What I hear more, I mean I get he looks like the guy from berry The show berry with no, I love that. So He looks like the guy from Barry. The show Barry with the... Oh, I love that show. He looks like the guy, the villain guy with the bald head. Oh, he's fucking awesome.

Well, that's what he looks like, Ricky. I thought it was him. I think that's okay. I thought you meant he was just playing the anthem on the bongo with no singing. No singing, me too. I just don't think he should fuck around with the national anthem that much. Why not? It's... I don't know. I think it's just too much Well, Jimi Hendrix did the best version of it and that had didn't even have any lyrics fucking incredible

Yeah, that was good. I didn't have anything and this guy at least sang it He was all right Called a different arrangement of the end. It's definitely that's totally fine. I'm on your side, Buffs. All right, then I'm fucked. Because he didn't change the melody. When I first saw it, I was pretty fucked up, and it made me laugh. I was like, is this fucking-

I laughed, I'm on Edibles. I think it's fine, because he didn't change, if he went out and just played the bongos and the melody wasn't there, and he's like, that was the anthem, then it would be fucked. He was just giving himself a rhythm. Bataka dooka dooka do baka dooka. If I didn't have a buzz on,

I'd probably think the same thing. Bataka dooka dooka do baka dooka. Like this guy's fucked. Oh man, did you see that fucking repo man? Oh man, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they got his head run over. Is he okay? I don't know, he seemed to be, but.

He got his head run right over by a car. He's looking to get some money. Phil Pac-Man guy, his name is. And he jumped right up? Yeah. He took that like a... He's got a solid head. Fucking woman's like, hurry up!

And her husband jumps in the car and runs him right over his fucking head. He could've... His head could've got squashed like a watermelon. You know what else was amazing? It could've just popped and all the juice came out. What else was amazing is the fact that the dude in the car got out of there without hitting the other car.

It was. Yeah, it was. That was amazing. After running somebody over. And with him running him over again. Yeah. I didn't see that part. Yeah, he got out, Ricky.

He got out, man. Because he only had about six inches of maneuver space. Good drive. Does it show the head getting? Oh yeah, he only had about six inches of maneuver. Good drive doesn't show the head getting Oh, yeah, he's cool. He drives. Oh, you see him get his head run right over He didn't hit the car next to him, but he jumps right up and he's like screaming, but his head I saw a picture and I just read about it. Oh, no, there's a video where he run right over his head clears the day It's fucked up But his head didn't explode. No, he stayed intact ran over the right way

I think I know you talk just like you can run over an egg properly. Yes, it's same kind I don't know it wasn't he ran over sideways. It should have popped like a melon like a profiterole Like a Cadbury mini egg. Yeah, it should have popped like a green puff mini eggs like you have cream puff But it didn't thank God man, here's to that guys cheers long head. Yeah. Good job, buddy We're going with your strong head Hope he makes enough money to retire

Alright, you've been talking about this shit for long. I gotta get into it now because I didn't realize the capabilities. Chat beat PGT. Yeah. Fucking incredible. This guy used it to get out of his, took it to court, got out of a ticket. He fucking typed in a situation that chat PGT is like, no, no,

you gotta fight that shit, bud. Oh, this is another one. So he did. And he got off. But this is the best part. He took the fucking computer box to court. And he used what's called speech synesthesia. Oh, yeah.

Synthesis function. Yeah, yeah. And the fucking chat PGT. Defended him. Answered the judge's questions. The judge was like, wow, you know what? I'm getting rid of you, fine. Yeah, you win.

Yeah. You don't need a fucking lawyer anymore. You know what's gonna happen? No, Ricky, Judge GPT's, AI's already fucking completely decimated the lawyer world. Fuck, imagine being in law school right now. You'd be like, oh. Boys, you can imagine imagine this you do a crime

You fucking all of a sudden this fucking bro, but comes up You're guilty you're going to jail. There's no fucking court. No nothing Why would just determines instantly that you're fucking guilty of something, but why would it how would it? That's what I'm saying That's you mean it's fed all the facts of the kid knows all the facts It can maybe even fucking hook up to you. What if we try this? We type in the chat, PGT, hey, how do we get a crime done where we don't, we can't go to jail? I've been waiting for the day that you asked me this, Ricky.

Chat PGT's like, oh, that's how you had to do it. I've been waiting for this day. I knew you were eventually gonna learn enough about AI that you're gonna say how can I use it to break the law? So now we can not break the law break the law but not get caught. We're not get caught No, you're still gonna break the law, but you're wondering how to do it without getting bend bend the law Okay, there's gray areas. There we go. In this world. I just knew eventually you were gonna wonder how to use AI to further your own legal

and criminal behavior. Can it suggest maybe ways of breaking the law that would be highly successful? It can, it can, absolutely can. With like a high success rate. Why don't you dry that with us? I don't know how to fucking do it, man. Do you want me to pull up chat?

I have it on my phone. Say the best way to break the law. The most successful way to make the best bang for your buck. No, because I'm scared they'll be monitoring it. They'll go, oh, this guy here from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park's looking to break the law, we're gonna fucking monitor this guy. Fuck this. I'm not doing that. Well, be careful what you talk about, boys.

Why? Because people are listening. Right. Yes, they are. Mesa. Fuck. Mesa's listening to you? Mm-hmm. Why, Ricky's listening to you? Why, Ricky, why do you think that? They definitely know about me.

Why's that now? My ideas. They're like, this guy's good. Your ideas. But why do you think that? Did something happen? Did NASA contact you? Because they were probably looking for me. Well, they probably did, but they wouldn't be knowing it.

They know about some of my secrets, that's for sure. What type of secrets? Not that you hide things in your bum purse. My what? Your bum purse. Your ass. Your prison purse. Uh, no. They're proposing right now that cannabis could be the key to Mars colonization. Oh my fuck.

Right? I fucking put some different types of products into a rocket. I think. Oh, when you strapped your bag of weed to the side of fucking the Osiris-X fucking mission. Anyway, that came from probably watching this. I'm always talking about how weed's a key to success. I don't think so, Ricky. Space weed. Imagine, oh fuck, I'd love to smoke some MERS space weed. Oh my fuck, can you imagine?

So you think now that they're figuring this out it's because you tape some fucking weed to the side of a NASA rocket. I think somebody it's just like having hockey scouts all over in the different rinks. You know, NASA probably has these scouts and one of them probably watches our shit and he's like fuck that guy's got a good idea about space weed. And I'm going to take this to the top executives. Next thing you know, my ideas are being listened to and my weeds going to Mars. So why do they think weed can grow well on Mars? Perfect conditions. It's said it's one of the top plants potential and it can also provide food and oxygen which is quite important for humans I think.

Perry! So you think there's enough weed on Mars growing that there'd be enough oxygen to make to supply the whole planet? No, you're going to have to live. You got to live in modules. I know, you're going to live underground, but is that the... Not underground, on the surface,

but in modules. Cannibalistic in an underground... Pressurized modules that have... Yes, like a Mars base. I haven't seen that movie for a while ched hmm ched Cheds Chad

The fussy time I don't know I'm moving from a long time ago. Sure great cannibalistic human underground dwellers Chad I Don't think I've seen I. I don't know, man. You should not. Okay. Oh, man. You sure that wasn't like a porn that you watched years ago?

We could turn it into a porn. It sounds like a porn. Chud. What would Chud be? I don't know, it sounds gross, man. It sounds chunky. Chud. Sounds like some kind of chunky...

Discharge? Oh! A chunky discharge. Oh, you know what I've been enjoying on my toks lately? Claudette cream. Speaking of... That's disgusting, man. Claudette cream?

Oh, boys, you haven't... What the fuck is Claudette cream? Claudette cream is from the UK when I was over there for the doing the movie stuff. Okay alright alright. I got addicted to the clotted cream. What is it? It's just cream.

But it's not gone bad. Just like heavy cream. Not clotted gone bad. No it's just called that. It's not sour. It doesn't have, you take out, no fuck no it's delicious. And you just take a big blob of it and put it on your scone or your biscuit with your tea. It's like a whipped cream, is that what you mean?

I think I had that when I was over there. Imagine whipped cream, but with the consistency of like a thick mud. It's a cream cheese. It's like the consistency of cream cheese, except it tastes like whipped cream. There you go. Wow.

I think I had someone, I was like you made me try it. Oh it's fucking unbelievable and you can get it here at Pete's Frutique. Really? Because he's got all the products. I took my go-kart out there the other day. How much? It was not cheap. $12 for a bottle. I'll get it for you for 10 bucks a bottle. Well if you're gonna steal it I'm not paying you anything for it. I never went in there for years. Why? Randy used to go there all the time so I thought it was a different type of a place. Why? Because it's called a fruiteek? I didn't know what that meant. You... Okay, so you thought it was what?

He thought it was a... Like a puffing ball? An all-male sex store. Which is fine. Just, you know, not on top of my priority list. It's fine. It's fine if you don't want to go. Pique. Fruitique.

Fruitique. It's like a French... No, he's fusing a play on words because he sells all kinds of fresh fruit and vegetables. It's a fantastic little shop. There's one here in Sunnyvale and there's one over the bridge. He's a British fella. Yeah. Sounds like you know a lot about this guy.

No, just from getting the clotted cream. Is he a good guy? Beautiful biscuits. Is he a good guy though? Beautiful, well, what we call biscuits are scones in the UK. Over there, what they call biscuits are like digestible cookie crackers, you know, where you got the digestibles with the chocolate. That's more like a biscuit over there.

What's a bisquota? A biscotti? Biscotti. Okay. That's a Italian cookie. Cookie biscuit. How does fuck gone bad cookie? No. You get those on fucking planes on the plane. Yeah sometimes they have biscottis on there. Porter, they give you the biscotti. Biscotti. Biscotti. Whatever. I don't give a fuck. No but boys if you can. Biscotti Biscotti whatever what I don't give a look over Bisco No, but boys if you can this go I'm gonna get some clotted cream from Pete's frutique And I'm gonna make you some biscuits with Clotted cream and jam. I can't fucking wait bubbles. I caught cream and jam and a tea. I'm gonna know the milk fat percentage, please Oh, it's hot. It's probably just 60

Fuck. Oh, yeah, give a fuck over, man. They eat that shit like crazy. That's a lot. That's not bad for you, though. No, true. Kind of like butter. And it's because they don't have the casein-A protein over there. Do you know that?

Yeah. Yeah. The R is lubricant. That's a bit weird. The who? Butter as a lubricant. That's a bit weird. The who? Butter has a lubricant. Why? When have you used butter as a lubricant?

The things he's used to lube up his wiener would blow people's minds. Yeah, caulking. That was really fucked. You remember when we took you to the hospital because your pee hole swelled up because you had 10W30 motor oil on there he thought well it's oil it'll lube it up I was 12 but you you rupture your pee hole well that's when you're that age you learn shit you do stuff you do you experiment peanut butter you tried peanut butter that didn't work very well. No tasty

Cheese whiz also quite tasty You shouldn't be licking your fingers after you do that Ricky wasn't my fingers somebody else's parents Murphy Holy fuck. Fuck. Jesus Murphy. Fuck bud. Bang, did you imagine the mess when you're banging with peanut butter? You didn't use, I hope you used smooth. I can't imagine I would go crunchy. That would be

I'd love to see just like a montage of just shit he's used for that. You would? Well not him using it, but just him preparing like You know what I mean Well, I mean we know at least every kind of lubricant every kind of fucking Everything man someone has to fucking be this experimenter guy. It's fucked up man. No Ricky otherwise No one's gonna know what it's good. No people already know we use

Tax-loo we don't care man fucking not organic Yes, it is. There is some Coconut oil. Mmm. There you go corn oil smells good, but bad for you Shit seizes up Oh does it? Can't be worse than peanut butter, Ricky. Peanut butter is good for like. Don't say. Give you a number of pumps.

How many pumps is a good for Ricky? Depends on the speed. You're doing slow like April 1 kind of banging. Romantic. You can get 10 or 12. With what? What kind of oil? Peanut butter.

Peanut butter. If you're doing the 100 meter dash, you might get 20, 25. Have you ever tried crunchy peanut butter? No. 20 or 25 if you're going fast. The wheels sort of came off a little bit. What time later are we talking about here with twenty-five, Bob, do you think? Well, are you talking like twenty-five, twenty-five rips in like 10 seconds?

Or like going to the beat of the music or something? No, we already said slow April wine banging. You only get 10 or 12. That's speed metal, speed metal banging. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh You're kind of making things tingle down there. That's not my goal. Just a smack sound reminded me of some good old days. When you used to bang with peanut butter. You got to like the viscosity of that.

You're going to get viscosity breakdown after at least probably after five it's gonna start fucking with the viscosity corn syrup no no man well maybe maple syrup is not great corn syrup is gonna be as sticky as possible oh it's fucking sticky mass it's gonna rip your foreskin off Yes, stop talking about banging oil Now all I can picture is Ricky's wiener coated in different materials. Really? There's a TV show. Yeah. No, yeah Tonight on Ricky's wiener Ricky dips it in

Canola oil Bagging off After a week of being used at the rink I wonder what ghee would be like ghee that is depends on what temperature it's at. I'll see it at the grocery store It's at room temperature. It's going to be solid. So it's not going to work Okay, if you heat it up slightly, it's going to be a liquid. It's just as good for clarified butter. Your bits would be great for your bits. It's clarified butter, beef tallow.

Now there's use or castor oil. That's another one. That's what the fucking castor oil. Yeah. Yeah, man. Beef tallow would be something else and it would make your bird ultra smooth. Probably get rid of that alligator part you have hanging under it. I forgot about that, man.

Remember Sam Losko? That was fun. Remember Losko was robbing your bag, telling you how smooth, asking you how he kept it so smooth. It's probably how lots of different. And didn't Sam say his was like an old alligator. Yeah. Bombs and stuff on.

All right. What are we doing? We need, we definitely need more liquor. Don't let's get some more booze. Are we going to, I think we might be able to get some of this. Let's get this. Yes. Oh, we will.

Got to thank everybody for coming out to the Coldstream thing so far. So far they've been amazing. Thank you. It's fucking insane. It's been nuts. Coldstream, the Trailer Park pack is out now. It's out in the NSLCs around Nova Scotia. It's at the Coldstream stores. It's coming into New Brunswick. LCBO.

It's at one of them. LCBO next week, man. Ricky's is at the LCBO. It's that go on the old next week. Man. Ricky's is at the LCBO What is I think we go to the yeah, man? We're going there. We're going on Terry. Oh, yeah, we're going up to the else we go This Friday, we're gonna be in don't know Toronto Barry water Lou water Lou Water Lou and there's Ottawa Saturday. we're gonna be in the big city. And then Sunday Ottawa. Sunday we're gonna go to the Parliament Hill.

So here's what we gotta tell people. Ontario, this is the one you can get right now. But if it has, if it reaches a certain level of sales. Which it's gonna. Which it's gonna, but if it does, then they're gonna take the other ones into the store. The orange tabby creamsicle and the Julie's. Which it's gonna but if it does then they're gonna take the other ones into the store the Orange tabby creamsicle and the Julie what if I don't want the other ones beside mine

No, Ricky you want cuz you get money on oh, okay No, do we really get any money cuz he's always fucked. Yes. No, guess what Ricky? I stepped in on the negotiation All payment Notifications I get them now. So Julian can't scam off the top. I'm not scamming, I would never scam from you guys. Okay, let's go. You've skimmed off the top before. No I haven't, man.

And listed it as. I've got receipts. Listed it as overhead. If we're fucking doing this when things are going okay, why the fuck is this empty? It's gonna be full. That was his department. I'm working on it.

We want him working on it. We want him working on the fridge's booze. You know that he was paying, you know what expenses he was paying as corporate? Here we go. No. His heat. Oh, you cuck.

His heat, his gas, cause he said he was going to meetings. Where do you think the headquarters is for us, for little company? We have it's a car. It's my trailer That means I get things paid so you get your all your lights and everything is paid office It's believe me guys boys if I was and he was buying cases of this Paying for it and saying it was research. All right, here's the deal, the truth of it. You're buying us lunch. Do you want shit being paid for for us,

like shit in my trailer, or do you want me to just give that to taxes? It's called write-offs, expenses. How does that affect me? But how come I can't write off my fucking, I don't have. I'm at the headquarter, I'm the mailing address. My heating bill is nothing compared to yours. You live on my property for free basically, so think about that.

You shouldn't be talking. I'm done. Ricky's done. Are you happy? I'm not talking. So we're in a fight? Nope. Well see you in Ontario.

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