Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 47 - Chips, Pop And A Bar

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

The Boys have a bunch of new TPB chips to sell at the mall and make some serious scrilla! Before they f**k off, they discuss flying pickles, a p**sy health hack, and an all-you-can-eat buffet that ain't for Randy. Plus: Play Ricky's new game, Cool or Not Cool!

To watch the video of Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut.com or go to the Trailer Perk Boys Swear Nut app. But think about it Ricky, how could he kick a pickle like a football ad? Kick it two miles. Because it was a very large pickle. But two miles, Ricky. Yeah, I find that a little hard to believe, to be honest. Nobody can kick a pickle two miles. You know what we've got to talk about? You guys drinking all of these.

Oh yeah, look at all the fucking strap and all these. I'm not drinking, I had a couple of these, but these are the ones I want, boys. Well, too bad. I like the 7 percenters, and it keeps drinking up. Well, too bad. I like a variety. I like the 7 percenters. First thing in the morning. Just, I'm gonna keep my shit on the right side of the fridge. You guys just fucking...

No. ...stay the fuck away from the right side. No, that's not the way she works. You can have the middle, you can have the left. It's my fridge! I know, but we're all fucking using it. That's not the way she works, buddy boy. There's nothing in the contract that says,

I can't drink your drinks drinks and you can't drink mine You just don't want to drink mine because it's five percent But when you guys are both drinking mine, that means that I'm getting like fucking none Well, then you can drink two of mine. I don't want to drink two of yours. I Like the orange and shade is fine, but it's still winter. What if the problem had a built-in rocket engine. So when it went up But it didn't Ricky. He was just a pickle. He bought down at the Irving Still winter. What if the pickle had a built-in rocket engine so when it went up, that's what it got. But it didn't, Ricky. It was just a pickle he bought down at the Irving.

Hmm, I'm gonna figure it out. Why would you fucking stick a rocket in a pickle and launch it? You're not, like, that's just gonna go. It's supposed to be the first one that did it. Maybe I'll do it. Yeah, but pickles are not, like, straight, man. They gotta bend to them, so, buffs.

What's gonna happen? Clarence was trying to tell Ricky That he kept a pickle and it went two miles Do not fart two miles is like an NFL football kickers one more An NFL football kicker could not kick a pickle two miles Ricky. Not it's not even close Two miles you're not gonna nothing's gonna fucking hit, throw that. Like what, a catapult?

That's like kicking a pickle and it goes down and lands in the liquor store parking lot from here. That's pretty far. I guess it's far. Do you think anyone could throw it like a mile? No! It would have to have wings on it. Maybe that's what it did.

No, he said he just bought it, pickled it at the Irving, took a bite out of it, didn't like it, he kicked it and it went and he saw it two miles away. It went across the street. Maybe it was like retractable wings. Like a squirrel suit. I guess we'll never solve that mystery.

Well, we know it didn't go two fucking miles. All right, you guys are gonna tell everybody that I came through finally? Here, get a shot of this shit. I know you're going to, dude. We don't. You know what, it's amazing. I've never had this much food in my trailer in my life,

but now all I eat is chips. I'm having chips for breakfast again. Well, fuck, why don't we come up with a sandwich company next? I'm addicted to them, they're fucking good. All right, these are treats, I know, they're good. These little barbecue sticks? They're good. I like the fries and gravy ones.

The chicken. The chicken chips. Is it just me or does that taste way better? Way better. They fixed it. I told them to fucking calm down. So let's just reiterate what flavors we have. I don't even know, man. We got chicken. We got chicken chips. We got fries and gravy.

Fries and gravy, but they're like the hickory stick type sticks, and so are the barbecue. We have all dressed, dressed all over. Dressed all over, gorgeous chip. These ones are cool. Some of the old jail spice. Oh, jail spice is my favorite. Those are fucking good.

Let's get a bag of those open. We got the old dirty burger. Let's open up more chips. Dirty burger. Here Ricky, have a jail spice. God damn it. Those are nice. You guys want some?

We forgot to put the cheesy dill fucking sticks. Oh yeah, cheesy dill are delicious. Those are fucking good. Open those up. Open the sticks up. More sticks please. Three types of sticks. We got more of those. Oh, yeah, okay.

We got plain. Dip those into some fucking dip and be happy. Wavy plain. Look, Ricky Drew airplane. Boys, we got a lot of fucking chips. Look, Bill Peckle. Peckle. We got two weeks to putt.

We're like an empire, boys. This is coming together. So are we allowed to sell these? We are selling an empire boys. This is, this is coming together. So are we allowed to sell these? We are selling them man. What do you mean? They're like at every fucking giant tiger across Canada. Don't know what's going to happen to the states. It's a bit of a we don't know kind of thing going on.

We better off selling them or eating them. Well we're allowed to eat all these man. These are ours. But we could sell them. Well, yeah, I'm gonna fucking sell a bunch of those right up front. Right at the entrance. Those are different. The jail spies. I like those. They got a bit of a kick to them. They're supposed to.

Right. Certainly do. That's a nice chip. And you know what you do there's they're nice and salty. You wash them down with the cold stream clear liquor drinks. That's the whole fucking purpose of this. You know what we need? What? We need a chocolate bar.

So that we can sell chips pop in a bar. We got chips and pop. Who do we talk to who'll get in our own fucking chocolate bar? What kind of, what flavor do we want? I asked we don't have pop, but we need pop in a bar. What kind of bar do we want? What's your favorite kind of chocolate bars?

Do we want like a Milky Way or do we want like an O'Henry? O'Henry would be fucking good. I like caramel. Caramel? I love fucking nuts in the bar, it's okay. What about like a coconut joy? I like coconut.

Fucking lot. Coconut. You know? No man, you want something that's gonna sell. What about like a Kit Kat type wafer? Maybe a wafer bar. Maybe, maybe something like's gonna sell. What about like a Kit Kat type wafer? Maybe a knife. A wafer bar. Maybe, maybe something like a wafer.

Or maybe like a concoction of a bunch of different bars. I do like peanut butter. Peanut butter's fucking good. Ricky likes rubbing peanut butter on his nuts. Yeah man, that's it. Wonder bar's good or peanut butter cups? Oh, Wonder Bar. Fucking Wonder Bar, man.

That would be good. Nougat. I like bar. A bar that has,. That would be good. Nougat. We need a bar that has, just so that I can say, Nougat. You know what we need? A bar that has a bunch of different levels to it. Cheesy Dill? Yeah. Are they good?

And where are the, are those the sticks? These are the sticks, man. Oh yeah, the Cheesy Dill sticks are nice, aren't they? Fucking great. Oh my God, those might be my favorite. That's what happens when you dream something and you can make things happen, man. Just gotta like fucking want it to happen. We did it.

Simulation. Where are they available? Now we just gotta try to figure out how we can make a lot of money off of these. Where can you get them now? I think we gotta, like, you know. Every flavor's gonna be every giant tiger in Canada, Ricky. Learn like pharmacies, I think. They're trying to get them in fucking Sobeys.

I'm not sure if that's gonna happen, I don't know. A lot of negotiating, man. You would not believe how much you gotta fucking negotiate. Maybe we could make a health food so I don't die eating. That's a good idea. I'm working on it. Eat seven or eight hundred bags of chips a year. I haven't had a balanced meal since to fucking do. Maybe we could make a health food so I don't die eating. That's a good idea. I'm working on it. Eat seven or 800 bags of chips a year.

You haven't had a balanced meal since I fucking arrived. You know what, we should have a good- We haven't had a balanced meal in years. We should have a good protein powder or something. You know what I mean, protein bars? I knew this was coming, muscle powder. Yeah, man, that'd be awesome. Well, if you wanna make muscle powder, go for it.

I think we should still sell like, muscle oil and... Yeah, I was working on that. I don't know what happened. Came to a fucking halt, though. Get a big tank of beef tallow, call it muscle oil, rub it on people's muscles and they'll be all... Muscle oil. Muscle oil. Rub it on people's muscles and they'll be all. Muscle oil. Muscle oil, it's great. Muscle cleaner.

You should just sell a body wash but call it muscle cleaner. You know what, yeah, and it should be made as like a soap that's not bad for you. You can start selling your own urine. I could sell mine, man. What if it demands a lot? No, I'm not getting into. We want it. It demands a lot. Now I'm not getting into the piss game anymore.

You don't want it like fuck that. It's too hard to find clean piss, man. You know, there's way too much shit. There's a much higher end market you concentrate on. Just selling your own personal piss. And people will buy it and drink it. Drink it? That's the latest health kick.

Drink and piss? Who the fuck is healthy drink and piss? Who? People are doing this? I can't say or deny that I've tried it yet. How did it taste? Ricky? I can't it yet. You... how did it taste? Ricky? I can't confirm it.

Nobody knows. If you had drank it, what would it have tasted like, Ricky? Fucking horrible. Okay. But... Yeah, the Certified Health Nun. You heard of this guy? No. On your smart box, just look up,

Beginner's Guide to Urine Therapy. Oh, you kidding me? Okay. I did hear people drinking their piss. I know that if you're fucking, like, stranded somewhere, you need to drink something, you don't want to get rid of your piss. You take it away. You want to take it.

Who? Certified Health Nuts. Troy Casey, I think his name is. Troy Casey? He's a former model. Which, I don't know, you probably wouldn't guess that if you looked at him. Former model slash professional test drinker. Is that Casey with a K or a C?

Just fucking search for- Health nut. Beginner's guide to urine therapy. Urine therapy. He's got a video, which I'm sure you'll find quite intriguing. Okay. Does he drink piss on camera? I don't know.

Is he chugging piss? Here's what he says. Urine collection. It has stem cells in it, amino acids, and antibodies. And all your waste products. He said the first piss of the day, in the morning piss, it's when all your fucking stem cells are usually in it, you piss a little bit in the toilet, then pee into the cup,

and then finish your piss in the toilet, and what's in the cup? Look! What the fuck is he talking about? I'm gonna find out right now. He said his friend cured his own cancer by doing it. Cisco, I didn't want to stop, and so I peed in a cup, and I drank it, and I was like, ah, that's not that bad. And I like the energetic, it's like a hair of the dog.

It's like your bio computer, right? Your complete intelligent being, right? And then this just came out of you and you put it right back in and it's like a diagnostic tool, like a hair of the dog. It's like, this is what's going on with you. And now it's like, there's too much coffee. I'm like, oh yeah, I don't like that.

I can feel things, you can tell. I can feel things, for sure. there's too much coffee. I'm like, oh yeah, I don't like that. I can feel things. You can tell. I can feel things, for sure. It's a diagnostic tool. I snort it, I age it, and it's amazing. Age is so amazing. It ferments it. Really? And how long do you age it?

I mean, look at the color of my skin. I mean, I'm Irish. And I use zero sunscreen. My sunscreen is my nutrition. And I'm not advocating for anybody to do it. I'm just reporting live from planet Earth. Troy Casey reporting live. This is what I've done for the last two decades.

Two decades, he's been drinking piss and aging it. He's got like, he's got 15 year piss. That's the really expensive stuff. How old's this motherfucker? It's called urine looping. So you drink water, you piss it out, you drink some of your piss, you drink more water, you piss it out you drink some of your piss you drink more water you pissed it up

You're looping apparently you can get a lick answer All right. Hey, I don't understand though. Cuz when you're pissing out, it's getting rid of the stuff The bad stuff bad stuff. Well, I guess if you're not putting any bad stuff in your body. That's a whole different thing Yeah, but if you're hey, that's what he's doing. I get it now All right. So the piss isn't filled with much toxins, but... It wouldn't be filled with liquor and drugs like our piss. Semstels and shit. Wow.

No, our piss would be fucking rancid, boys. But wait now. You're starting to... I'm not gonna say that I'm gonna drink my piss, but I'm gonna say I'm gonna look into this a little bit further. Or sell your piss. Well, maybe.

Nah, I got too much food. But if he's putting good stuff into his body, why does he need to drink his piss? That's getting rid of the few bad things that are in the piss. The stem cells that are in the piss. He's like supercharging his stem cells. But how are they supercharged? They must be weak stem cells that you pissed out.

Your real good ones are still in there, aren't they? Fucking Dr. Bubbs has to ruin everything. Hey, you know, I think I gotta look into this drinking the piss thing. Oh yeah, here we go. Let me know when you find out. I'll be all over it. No, but there's lots of people in the park

that don't fucking let eat good and don't eat, drink every day. I bet if you drank your piss, you'd probably cut your booze bill in half. You know, I'm thinking if there's enough money in clean piss, I would... I'd stop this for maybe, you know, two weeks. Or a week.

Yeah, I mean, you piss straight alcohol, probably. I don't need to drink, though. That's what I'm saying. Just fucking... There's a town in Pennsylvania. We should have a Pest counter down in the corner to see how many times we said Pest already. That'd be good. I'd say a good 50. Pest.

52. I'm pissed off. 53. I'm pissed off. 54. Town in Pennsylvania just introduced wavy traffic lines on some other main streets. What?

It looks like the lines go like this. Why? To slow people down. Unless you, and if you're drunk or high, what's that gonna do to those? Speed them up. You're like you're in a fucking F1 race. Yeah, I can see.

You might be seeing how fast I can get through the little curvy course. What's this? That's the picture of it, just a second. The piss man? Oh, not the piss man. I got a picture of it, MP. Huh.

Look, that's gonna end pylons. Like you're just asking for people to fucking think they're in a four-wheel-one. It looks like some guy in a paint truck was wasted. Yeah, there's gonna be fucking people racing down there. Terrible idea. I don't think it's gonna do shit. It's just fucked. If it was my town, it would speed me up.

But you know what's bad? Those fucking speed bumps everywhere, man. Fuck, I know. And they're not fucking, they're like huge mouths, like come on. Ramps, you mean? The ramps. And they gotta fucking, they gotta paint, put some new stripes and shit on the ones down over at the liquor store.

Because you don't see them, you fuckin' hit them. Yeah, that's bullshit. Especially when you're speeding your cock off. It's fuckin' dumb. What else is happening in the world? Oh man, tons. Hit me, young Richard. Whoa. What a, come on. I can't see how he's way over there.

And she doesn't mind sweeping sweepers. She's a keeper because she's a hard worker. She's a keeper because she's a hard worker. And she doesn't mind sweeping sweepers. And she doesn't mind sweeping sweepers. And she doesn't mind sweeping sweepers. And she doesn't mind sweeping sweepers. And she doesn't mind sweeping sweepers.

And she doesn't mind sweeping sweepers. And she doesn't mind sweeping sweepers. She's a keeper because she's a hard worker. I mean, come on. I can't see how he's way over there. And she doesn't mind sweeping streets and shit. Like, she's not going to be, oh, come on, buy me some diamonds. Oh, yeah? What are you looking for in a woman, is it? Well, just a hard working, beautiful person. Woman.

Yeah? I like the tattoos. Person. Woman. Yeah? Whew, I like the tattoos. You like those, do you? Yeah. They kinda remind me of what Sly Sloan, he's got the tattoo on his shirt. Oh yeah. You know what I mean?

Oh yeah, he's attracted to a tattoo. The Asian tattoo. Asian tattoo. I'm just saying I am cool. Now it all comes out why you think she's really attracted. Where is she from again? Let me tell you, Richard. She is from Bangkok.

Please attract her to her because she reminds me of Rambo. Bangkok, bud. Thailand. Now she's clocking lots, you know what? And now she's making a ton of money. I forgot to mention that. Didn't you used to listen to Herbie Bangkok? I did at one point, we all did.

No. You still listen to Herbie Bangkok? Bangkok. Bangkok? Herbie Hancock, not Herbie Bangkok. Herbie Hancock, what's his always jacking? Didn't you used to do the robot to that? Do to my gate. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, I thought he was always jacking. Didn't he used to do the robot to that?

To my gate. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, bam, bam, bam, bam. Okay, okay. I fucking got the moves today. Whoa, like what the fuck is going on with kids these days? 14 year old WizKid develops an AI powered app capable of detecting heart disease in seconds. Yeah, I saw that, I need that app. Are you kidding me? We could all use one of those fucking things. I'm getting that, can you get it now?

Why can't Moe be that smart? Like look at the, he's got a mustache. Sitting behind his computer, 14. He's got a mustache. Why'd you notice that? Just saying, cause he looks, look at this fucking guy. He's not 14. He's 14 and I bet you he's got the chicks all over him.

He's with a greasy mustache. Does he got tattoos like Stallone? He might have tattoos. Heads up, little fella. There's a little Thai restaurant that's causing a lot of controversy. Oh yeah? They've got these bars, like so. One set of bars will be this far apart.

The next one's a little bit bigger. The next one's a little bit bigger. Next one's a little bit bigger. And whichever one you can fit through, that's how much of a discount you get on your food. Wow. So if you're skinny as fuck, you get like 25% off. But what happens when you're- Because they know you're not gonna eat much.

And if you're larger, you get no discount. Well. Because you're gonna, is it all you can eat? So they're calling it like a skinny discount. Ha ha ha ha. That's business, man. Fuck off. You know the bigger people are gonna go in there Is it all you can eat? So they're calling it like a skinny discount. Heh heh heh heh. That's business, man. Fuck off. You know the bigger people are gonna go in there and map out half the fucking buffet. But it only makes sense if it's an all-you-can-eat diner.

Yeah, but you... We've seen it. You've seen fucking Randy in one of those places. And Phil, member of those two. That's what I mean. But if it's just a fixed price menu, what's it fucking matter? That's well, yeah, you know would only make sense if it's an all you can eat because then they're like

Oh this this fella here who's like, you know rail thin He's not gonna fucking eat us out of house and home. He's only gonna have well, you know what some of those little fuckers can eat You know what I mean? Fuck those are better kick that hot dog eating guy. What's his name? But he's not skinny chestnut. He's not skinny. He's not that's what I mean. He's skin. I mean he is skinny He's not skinny. He's not yeah. He's not fucking big man. He's not big But but he's the exception not everybody can eat 700 hot dogs in one sitting Julian They're playing the fucking average. Hey, so everybody that's larger, they eat way more,

is that what you're saying? No. Some people have a sped up metafilabitalism, wherever it's going. What? Metafilabitalism. Listen, what the fuck is he trying to say? I'm not saying I agree with it.

I'm trying to say what their reasoning is. There might be a you know a very large person comes in and only has a little little salad little tiny snacks some little skinny bastard with you know a high metabolism comes in and fucking eats about nine plates. Metaphyllabolism. But I think what they're saying is they're playing the averages. That's what they're doing. So you know why you keep playing? Fuck off. You want to discount their fact.

Oh I think they're fucked. Fuck man, I'm sorry. I think they're fucked and I don't think they should be going. If you're going to bitch about it that much, maybe try to lose, try to fit in the first one. Alright, I don't give a fuck. I'm not going to be going to Thailand tomorrow. I wish I was.

Boys I don't think we're going to go. I would definitely, you know, I wouldn't fit through any of the skinnier ones Would you come when I went when I got fucking through the one I could get through I'd be like fuck you guys I'm eating 900 plates. You're the only because you may be squeezed through those bars Okay, that's the way to do it you go you go back with on the offense I think everybody more they should get pissed off that they got a squeeze I'm gonna fit more now. I think everybody, they should get pissed off that they gotta squeeze through it all. I'm gonna fit through the big one,

and I'm gonna eat and eat, and then go throw it all up, and then go back and eat. That's right, I'm going in the bathroom. Putting it in a full fucking chiv. And then I'm gonna fucking eat. I'm gonna get one of those sucking gut straps things. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I would do too.

I think everybody that, I think they're fucking up. Corsets? Is it a corset? I forget what the cards are called. Yeah, it's a corset. You're gonna wear a corset, are you ready? You're not gonna wear a fucking corset. Who's gonna tie it?

It's not gonna fit around you, man. Well, you tie them. Well, yeah, I guess they would, yeah. I think everybody should go in there, because I'd be going in there going, you know what? I was just gonna come in and have a meal, one plate. Now I'm going to fucking eat nine. Now I'm going to eat until I fucking puke all over your floor.

That's what's going to happen. Yeah, it's a bad idea. Holy fuck, boys. Bob, so how much do you think this 14-year-old kid's going to make off this app? I don't know. It has a 96% accuracy that you got hard to see. I would say that he will make enough money to definitely retire.

Like, retire at 14. He'll be retired at 16. You got no more of our liquor drinks around, do you? Fuck, man. You guys don't... You drink a lot, you know that? That's what I'm trying to fucking say, boys. There best be no chips left, soon either. You can't be drinking at all, we get it for two,

we've had this for two days, it's all gone. Is there anything that will help me live in these chips? Just don't drink, eat the chips as fast as you're drinking the booze, because then you're fucking in trouble. Fuck, they're burning, they're baked and they're right there. You're baked, they're right there, there's salt on them and then you're like, oh, I need some liquid

because I'm drinking so much salt, eating. It's a good fucking way of doing it. It's a good plan. Ooh! You just spilled it on your phone, Bobbs. What? Yes, you got it all. Son of a bitch.

You got it all on your fucking phone. Oh, for fuck's sake. And you had the little shutter thing. That was your fault. I can fix it. Well, actually, I can't fix it, but Oh son of a bitch. You got it all licked right off your fucking phone. Oh for fuck's sake. And you had the little shutter thing. That was your fault. I can fix it. Well actually I can't fix it. But I have started a business. It hasn't been really busy so far.

You know if you need to get rid of a laptop you don't want anybody stealing your personal information. Yeah. Give it to this guy. You gotta swipe it. How do you know how to swipe a fucking computer clean? I don't. I destroy the fuck out of it.

You what? You just destroy the fuck out of it so it's unretrievable. How is that a business? Why can't they just do that themselves? Too lazy? They don't know about it. Everybody knows you can just smash things or burn them, Ricky. Melt them. No, no, no. People are... I don't know. People are worried about it. For fuck's sakes, I poured a bunch of liquor on my phone. I fucking took... You were showing off. That's why, man.

You were showing off in front of the camera. I was showing off, yes. You guys want to play a game of cool or not cool? Yes. All right. What is that, Ricky? I don't know. I just made it up. What's okay? I don't know. I just made it up.

What's okay? I'm gonna read you something and you tell me if it's cool or not cool. Perfect. All right. Get her going, buddy. This sounds like quite a fucking game. An orthopedic surgeon in Australia, who may or may not have been fined. Orthopedic, yeah.

He had to operate on a man's penis because a homemade pipe bomb blew up in his hand. Jesus. Which happens. Okay, all right, keep going. Anyway, he took a picture of the man's penis which was tattooed with a swastika or swastika. Oh, a Nazi penis.

And he shared it. What? Cool or not cool? Not fucking cool man, doctors can't do that shit. They're not fucking taking pictures of your cock and then throwing it on the internet. Even if it has it, it's swastika on it. But you know what?

You're off, you go in, you make a fucking pipe bomb and it blows up your hand and all of a sudden you need penis surgery and the next thing you know your penis is online with it's tattoo in full glory. Is the guy's face anywhere near this picture? and all of a sudden you need penis surgery. Next thing you know, your penis is online with a tattoo in full glory. Does the guy, is the guy's face anywhere near this picture? Is it like that, his cock, and then the face? I can dig deeper and try to find pictures of the penis if you'd like to see them.

No, no, I don't wanna see it. I'm just saying, the guy had a pipe bomb. Like what the fuck is he building a pipe bomb for? Well, that's the part, that's the part. No good, so you know what? He's not explained in the... I'm gonna go fucking cool. Show his cock to the world.

He's a Nazi trying to fucking build pipe bombs. Yeah. Fuck him. Next. Fuck him. Dirty Nazi. Next. Well, we have another one over to North Dakota mayor. Did he blow his penis off with a pipe bomb?

He accidentally sent a video of himself masturbating to a city attorney. Not cool. And she was female. Oh. He was her boss, he sent it by accident. By accident. It said that he recorded the video on his lunch break

and it was supposed to be sent to his girlfriend. It was a sexy time video. Okay, so you're left beaten off on your lunchtime, right? I've not recorded myself masturbating. Was he beaten off in the government building? I can dig deeper once again if you want to. You might need to know that. Well, I'm guessing if it was his lunch break.

But imagine your boss. You open up a fucking video of your boss and he's just cranking it. In the lunch, and he's probably at his desk with a fucking hoagie. But even if I was his girlfriend, do I really want a video? I mean, it's differenting it. In the lunch, and is probably at his desk with a fucking hoagie. But even if I was his girlfriend, do I really want a video? I mean, it's different.

She might, she might want a video. You might ask. They could be in love. I guess, I guess. There could be a real romantic fucking backstory. She might have said, send me a video of you cranking off at the office. All right, I'm gonna go, you know what?

I'm gonna say cool. I'm gonna give him the benefit of it. He was sending it to the love of his life. No, he's pulling shit. I need more information. Not cool. If that's the case, not cool. I think not cool.

Not cool. No. I like this new game. I have nothing else to throw at it. Aw, Ricky. You only got two? That's all I think. Maybe I can find something that's cooler, not cool.

See, I could have played the fucking piss game in the cool or not cool. What else is on there? You can turn kind of anything in. We can turn the piss thing into cool. There's a market out there for it. Right? Or you could just make something not like, you know... There must be other bodily...

Somebody breaks into Julian's trailer and takes shit on his chest while he's sleeping. Not fucking cool. Not cool. Ooh, depends. There's no depends on that one. He doesn't... He's not wearing depends, no. He just lets her rip. Secretion or excretion? What's proper? Excretion.

Okay. Wouldn't it be what's the difference? What is the difference? You got me with that one. Secretion. Okay. Wouldn't it be, what's the difference? What is the difference? You got me with that one. Secretion. What's the difference between secretion or excretion? What? See, we're getting learned today, baby.

I think secretion has to come out through a pore and excretion comes out through all. Are we talking about your mama here? That's the things we need. Excrete would be like a... I don't know. What's the difference between excretion and secretion? This is great.

The key difference between excretion and secretion is that excretion involves the removal of waste products from the body while secretion involves the release of substances like hormones or enzymes that are useful to the body. Oh so excretion is you know... shit would fit the category. Urine may not fit the category. Secretion is like adrenaline running like adrenaline going through your body. What about your things that come out of the main part? Secrete load?

Yes. That's a secrete secretion. No, that's a good question. So just wait. Excretion is the process of eliminating metabolic waste products like carbon dioxide. So even breathing, that's secretion. Urine and excess water from the body, whereas secretion is the process of producing

and releasing substances from a cell, gland, or organ. So would secretion be considered a healthy thing in all fucking cases? No, I don't think so. Or is it just a movement? See? This is mucous. Or other chemicals that have specific substances are secreted. Okay, yeah. Well...

Yeah, that's... You secrete things like tears and sweat. That's secretion. Wow. What about the other fluid? Yeah, that's it. That's you secrete things like tears and sweat. That's secretion What about the other was that can't be excretion then I don't get that man Because that seems like a waste tears. You can drink your tears Well sweat because you release toxins from your sweat don't you drink your sweat too. So AI says while both

Involve the movement of materials. the key difference is that secretion is the internal movement of substances to be used within the body, whereas excretion is the external removal of waste products. All right. Julian's mother, it says, is famous for her excretions. famous for her excretions. So you should sell your secretions. Your muscle juice, internal muscle enzymes. How do you? Boys. This is, okay, I'm gonna have to think about this.

So created by Jesus. We got work today, didn't we? I don't know, man. It's kinda hurting the head though, isn't it? Woo! Yeah, it is hurting the head. So should we go sell these chips at the mall or something, boy? You know what we do?

Where the fuck did this come from? What? Rugenbrough. You've had that forever, Ricky. Future luckin'. I can't believe you actually pronounced that right, man. That's been on your table for years, Ricky. You hit it.

Look, it's cracked. Brr, burner, overland. I don't know. All right, we're gonna take some chips. I don't know. My brain might have got erased overnight. I don't know. We gotta use your truck.

We're hauling some chips down to the fucking mall. We're gonna sell enough till we get enough booze for the entire weekend. How many bags in a box? Twelve. Is it? So really, is it worth selling them? When are you going to get two bucks a bag?

We got like fucking 10 or 11 cases, man. That's a lot. A few hundred bucks there, I guess. A few hundred bucks is a lot. A few hundred bucks is nothing to shake your wiener at. You're fucking right. You're going to shake your wiener for 300 bucks? If somebody paid me 300 bucks, I'd probably shake it in

my pants. I wouldn't take it out. How much to take it out? And who where am I when I'm taking it? The mall. We're going to the fucking mall back. I'm not taking my weight. No, not for Ricky. You'd have to pay me an awful lot of money. Right at the top of the escalators.

I bet you get a lot of views on TikTok. Exactly. Dik-Tok. I'm not doing that. But with Shaken as Weiner. That needs to be enough to deal with jail and the whole thing. Is there an app called Dik-Tok? We should.

D-I-K. Let's do it, man. Dik-Tok. Start fucking getting going, bud. Build it, and they will come. It's just dick videos. Yeah, build it it and they will come. Just deck videos. Yeah build it and they'll come. Yeah there we go. Perfect. That's our motto. Deck talk. Yeah you could put some lipstick on yours Julian and make them talk. There might be something there

Buzz but people are fucked these days. All right we're gonna go. Okay. All right. Where are we going? The mall. Peace out everybody. Cheers. Get some chips. And liquor. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer. Go to swearnet.com or download the

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