Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 47 - Life Hacks By Ricky

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

How's it flowing, f**kers? Ricky and Julian's muscular brains are fired up and ready to go! Watch the latest F**KED Dummy and Drunk Lahey of the week, and find out if Julian's TikTok purchase is a steal or a scam. Plus: Grab some spaghetti, pineapple and toothpaste, we're about to get learnt!

Weekly episodes now on Trail of Prep Boys Plus. How's it flowing? It's flowing, man. You know what? I don't think I've ever asked anybody that before, but I like it. How's it flowing? I didn't even realize you said that. I thought you said, how's it going?

But it's flowing, man. We're flowing. I don't know how you do this, man. Live your life like this. Live your best life, bud. I know, but it's... You know, I don't know. I find that I just don't want to do shit, like all the time.

Oh, yeah? It's like, should I go try to make some money or should I just sit here and fucking chill out and have a drink? I should just sit here and think about how it's. You know what it is? It's fucking thinking about it. It makes your mind talk to itself a lot. Very active.

And I'm like, maybe I should do this. And I'm like, all of a sudden I got a full on conversation going up there. And it's like 5 o'clock and ready to go get some stuff. brain is more muscular than you are. So, no, man. No, no, no, no. You want to, if we had a brain off, I would win. Over the top, buddy.

So you, uh, you must be excited. Your little fucking thing, you've been salivating. Is it self? I don't know. Whatever that were is. Yeah. To get. You, this is like, fuck you wanted this. This is like fucking Christmas, man. All right, this is it, everybody. Because you've been talking about this, you're saying, it's like a fucking real thing that you put together. You put together.

Runs on gas. Runs on gas. You can put it in a remote control car. You can do that, man. And it, it's like, it was actually not that expensive. It was $39.99. US dollars, which is a lot. And then you got to fucking, I guess, and it came to a hundred.

Do you think you're going to be able to put it? It came to $100.002 bucks. Canadian? Yeah, man. Do you think you'll be able to put it? put this thing together? I don't know, yeah,

I can. I'm a car guy. I'm fucking love cars. I mean, I've never been able to take apart the engine and the Monte Carlo, but this thing... It does sound pretty cool.

You know what? I think if I get this thing going and I can get... I'll see this video. I can put together a real engine because it's just it's the same thing. Roll it.

All right. See all these parts? Oh, fuck. Seriously? Yeah, man. The whole block, everything, man. Heathers.

Oh man, this thing is... Looks amazing, $39.99. See, you take the fucking thing out. Oh, that does look pretty cool. It looks pretty heavy duty. Look, throw the pistons in. You gotta oil those babies up. You're not gonna be able to build this fucking bill.

You're gonna, man. See, that's what I'm saying. This would be a good thing. Like, I'll be able to build a fucking real life-size engine. Oh, you should have did that. That would be a lot more expensive, I guess. No, no. You could do this on your kitchen table, man. table man i just felt my my watch vibrate and it's not one of those kind of watches

that happens man would you ever have your phone no pocket it's like whoa ghost vibrations nothing there man anyway we had enough of this shit all right now i'm excited to you i didn't realize it was it's like a fucking race car engine one thing that's kind of bothering me man lifted I don't know if I'm baked and I'm just my light doesn't it? I'm off my internal scales off

what is life it's a lot smaller than you think it is and this whole fucking like who uses tape like that man Jesus it's already together how they're going to pull it are you fucking kidding me

what the fuck is that look look at the fucking shitty paint job what it there take that that fucking thing. Oh my God. Are you kidding me?

What is this? It does nothing. Nothing. It's not fucking parts. It's a big piece of shitty plastic and they took model glue and fucking did a real

shitty job painting it. What a fucking scam. Man, that's like Ricky Julian level. You know what? I'm impressed for sure because... What a piece of...

They're like going 75 left. Hurry up and fucking get it. They're doing shit like that, right? Oh, man. This went from one of the best days of your life to one of the most disappointing days. That is fucked. I wonder how many people they sucked in that one.

Thousands, man. Like it looks... Those, when you're a car guy... Some kind of a press. They know how to get you, man. Kind of pissed off. Well, props to that, man. Like, I'm going to give them two thumbs up.

the fucking scam. They scammed the scammer. They scammed me. But there was just so much it. That's the thing. You gotta throw like this much information. I got sucked into that video. It was like the greatest. I probably would order it. And there's other videos that show them actually putting them like fucking remote control card.

What that fucking scam. It's firing them up, man. This is not. This is not there. Look at that. Oh, look. It's hollow. You just destroyed it. I don't even hit it on her, man. I see this.

Jesus. And smell it. We're probably fucking dead. We're probably going to die. Jesus. This is like a fuck. You know what this is like? Remember the last show we watched in prison, Fringe?

This is what's going to happen. You fucking break out, something like that. Next thing you know, we've got blood coming out of her fucking noses. And her eyes are going to fucking put it. Yeah, I just got dosed. Yeah. That's it. You know what?

Thanks, man. I got to, I got to try this fuck out of here, man. Jesus. I don't want to hit your pressure. cameras. I do feel bad for you. Wow. That is... Well, there you go. A hundred bucks down the drain.

We know now. If you want to order shit on TikTok, it's coming over on a slow boat. It's going to be shit. It's going to be garbage. That was... But you know what? Then I just saw this ad for this dude that fucking went on there and bought like a new hood for his like Porsche.

It costs 800 bucks. It was all fucking graphite shit, man. Is it true? He took the fucking thing out and put it on. It looks great. So, is that a scam? Timo or something? What is that?

I don't know if you'd be trusting that shit or not. See, that's $800. That's a fucking... Seems like a good deal. If you're driving a Porsche, you probably have it. I bet they're sucking in a bunch of them, too. Until he's driving on the road, the thing fucking flips up and fucks over the rest of his car. Anyway, if you're going to fucking order shit, you might, like, try to...

I should have went in. And seeing if there was like fucking reviews and shit, I didn't. The reviews were fucking amazing. She looked on the better business cocksucker. Better business bureau? I don't know. I don't know either, man. What do you do?

Is it like a website? I'm sure if you just looked up, is this engine bullshit a fucking scam? There'd probably be some people saying, yes. See, that's what I was going to get baked. Usually I'd say I'm looking it up. I'm impressed when I pissed off because they got you. But, yeah. We need to change gears.

Do you want to get into the drunken and the dumb of the week or what? Yeah, it might make us happy. Let's do it. We got to go from a negative to a positive. Here we go. This guy is not. He's pretty unstable. He's drunk.

Oh, man, there wasn't a baby in that thing, was there? Is that it? Something fucking flew. Is that a baby? Something flew up on the roof. Yeah. Did the buddy have a baby in that fucking thing? No, it was empty.

Oh man, so he's going to, he's, yeah, this guy's, look at the front tire. This front tire, the forks are fucking bent. He's that. Oh, that bike is fucked. Oh, yeah, he broke it. It's done. Oh, man, dude, you got to get the baby carrier. He's putting shit in his pockets now, pieces of the bike.

Wow. All right, he's a good candidate. I wonder if the people that are fucking commentated are basically saying the same thing we are. I don't know. They're not helping. Let's fucking get the baby carrier. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey.

You fell asleep eating. Is that a chicken? It's a chicken. Yeah. He's nose deep into a chicken. Is he ever sweaty? Yeah. That's it.

Wow. Okay. Well. I'm not sure what to make of that. I don't know. I've seen he was drunk or way worse. He's a lot more than alcohol. on a Ricky scale that he was he had a little buzz on.

What the fuck is going on there? Oh. What the fuck was it trying? Oh, he's going to try to slide down the table. See all the blicker? Slide. Oh, buddy, move the table. Oh, is that what happened?

Oh, fuck, man. Oh, man. Fucking asshole. That was a good one. That's a prick, boy. That was more of a dumb than a drunk was. It was. Okay, here.

Let me. We'll try this fucking guy. Oh, this guy's starting to get a little. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

That reminded me of someone we know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's no fucking. Get your hands out of your pockets. Oh, yeah. Right into the dumpster. Hands in the pockets.

Fucked them. Yeah. That's fucking dangerous, man. I don't know. That's how you fuck up your life. I don't know. Between that guy and the guy riding the bike. Fuck, it's a tough one.

The guy riding the bike, I think, was more fucked. He was more drunk. There's a whole story behind that. There's that baby carrier. There's like, what the fuck was that guy up to? He destroyed his bike. He just got wasted and it probably wasn't his bike. Fuck.

All right, guy on the bike. Guy on the bike, you are the lady drunk of the week. Well done, sir. All right, and that's time for the dumb of the week. I like the dumb of the weeks, man. Dummy of the week. Oh, oh, no, no. Oh, fuck.

What the fuck is she on there? She's on a shed, jumping onto a trailer, and she's lucky to do you fall on her fucking neck. Jesus Christ. Yeah. That was dumb. She had to have broken something, no? Maybe not, man. Probably bullshit.

She could have. What the fuck is that God deal thing? It's a goddamn... Python? Anacondent a condom. Anaconda man. Like, how the fuck you...

Why? I would not want to be dealing with that shit, man. There we go. Boom. He's lucky he didn't get right onto his tit. And he's trying to take him down. Like, he's hungry. God, that would not want to fuck with that thing.

No, man, he's beating it with a fucking bat. God. Jesus Christ. Okay, that was pretty dumb. That was dumb. Okay, buddy's off the fuck. Okay, here we guys. not gonna get it whoa oh Jesus oh that definitely fucking he definitely hurt something bad

there fuck man oh buddy could take a hit holy fuck how is he not not is in his fucking face jump's off a roof rear on the fucking concoo yeah that's not he's he's he's definitely fucking hurt I think his head chest hits I think his head face is the water. All right, here we go. Oh. I think his chin could have hit that.

Fuck! All right, man, I don't know. See, the Anaconda one, if you think about who's the stupid one, the guy, or that guy could have been

like a fucking tourist or something, or, you know, doesn't know. Or the people in the boat saying, dude, get your fucking hand.

Or not saying, dude, get your hand out of the water. Hey, I wonder if the water's cold or warm. Yeah. Wow. Isn't this a nice, fucking.

boat ride. I mean, if he has his hand in the water for a long time, then he's pretty fucking dumb. He is dumb, but you get it. Who fixes a goddamn, that snake was crazy big. Yeah, man, that's an antico. I would not expect that to be lurking below the fucking muddy waters. How did it even see the boy? He could fucking see him, man. God, what a vicious attack. It came out of nowhere. He's lucky he had to sit, his life fest on, man. That's all I was. Fuck. He would have been in that river. Yeah, I don't know. Being wrapped up like a little fucking...

They're all, I mean... It's a tough one. I feel bad for the guy. Okay, so we had the Anaconda, we had the buddy falling off the thing. What was the other guy? The girl would try to jump from the shed to the trailer. She probably got hurt, too.

I don't know, but you're going to have to pick this one. Man, I don't know. There's a lot of dumb involved in a lot of it. I don't think she was real dumb. She was trying. She was just drunk. She was just wasted. If she wasn't,

He said it'd be easy jump. So I think, I don't know. Just give it to the guy in the pool. All right. Fuck him. I jumped off the roof and hit the concrete. He deserves a win, man. He didn't get knocked out.

He doesn't look like he had to go to the hospital. I'm telling you right now, there was more to that story. Definitely something broken. WKRP in Cincinnati. What? Someone was smart, man. They opened up a fucking, they started up a radio station. And that's the name of WKRP in Cincinnati.

Maddie. I'll listen to it. Yeah, they fucking got it back. Yeah, man. Well, all right. That's all I got. That's it, huh? No, man, we could sit here and talk about shit for fucking days. I'm kidding me.

I thought you wanted to do a new, whatever you call it. A new what? A segment. Oh, yeah, okay. That's what we're going to get into, man. We're going to do the new segments. Oh, yeah? So today's segment is going to be something.

I know you are really excited about this one. Well, it made me go to do a little deep dive, so I've found a few things that I was. not aware of that I'm sure everyone else is. Okay. So I'm glad that you made me do this because I learned some fucking fun little things. I know and you know you're getting hooked on it

because that's like you're spending way too much time on that phone buddy, I'm telling you. Just because of this. That's your fault. You was like if you want to not look dumb you should probably find a few of these things. So I did. I spent way too much time on it. Do we

just, are we going to hide this from everybody? The things. We don't have to hide it. Okay, let's talk about. We're going to do some fucking life hacks. Life hacks. The thing is, he's starting to find. He's finding these things absolutely, like, amazing.

You have no idea how into life hacks this guy is. But some of them I'm telling people, like, man, I heard it with that five years ago. It's like, fuck. I know, because a lot of stuff, there's a lot of hacks. When you're in jail, you need hacks. Everything's a life hack, man. Make things easier. Yeah.

Because you got to fucking be, you know, you got to kind of be like thinking out of it. It's a simple shit. Like you put wet paper towel over food you're eating. Fucking, it's game-changing. Yeah, man. You can cook cock-docks out of. You can wrap up a fucking paper towel around a hot dog. Throw it in the microwave for two minutes.

Got the best fucking hot dog ever. It steams it, man. Like a wet paper towel? Yeah, but it steams. It doesn't come up like a fucking wet dog. It's like a steam dog. Also put cheese-its in soup or chili instead of fucking crackers. I haven't tried yet, but it sounds good.

Those little cheese it's Those little These little Crackers Yeah Why haven't we been doing that Because we've always said Those little cheese

Things in the commseri And this tomato soup But I've never fucking Never would Never would have thought of that man Then these other motherfuckers And I tried this last night You grill

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich Like a grilled cheese Holy fuck It's ridiculous All right So do you have any fucking Do you have any things We can experiment

And try or anything Yeah I do actually Actually, I was told that if you have a candle, I stole this from Trent, and the fucking shit is like way down there, and you can't really light it with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had that problem, man.

I mean, sometimes you just have a longer lighter. Like me? Barbecue light a bread. But if you don't, apparently, I haven't tried it yet. Yeah, exactly. So this is kind of dumb. But if you don't have one of those, apparently you can light spaghetti.

We'll see. I don't know why you'd be. you light spaghetti. What? Apparently you can light spaghetti. This is actually Spaghettiini. Oh, you can too. Holy fuck.

And then you light your little candles like that. Fuck out of here, man. Who would have fucking thought? It's staying look pretty good, man. I thought. Why the fuck a spaghetti burn? Because it's fucking shit, man. What was it, just oil? It's like oils and fucking

flour and shit. Who knows what the fuck's in spaghetti, man? I had no idea. All right, that was a good one. I guess, but apparently you can make a bowl of a bag of chips. Okay. That's the one I told Trinna, but that's the dad, I heard it with that five years ago. Well, fucking show me, man.

I didn't hear about it. I guess you just open up your chips and you kind of roll down on the top a little bit, push up the bottom. You got a little bowl of chips. fuck look at that that's easy man but who would think about doing that you probably don't eat that

were those were those open they're uh I don't know where I found those but I think they're from a couple years ago I almost ate one too and then I smell it Oh fuck the smell

It was already my mouth though man All right Jesus fuck Don't keep Like open chips around Like just chuck it the fuck out man What are you just going to keep it back there as a decoration For now

You know what I Garrett You will end up eating that whole bag of chips at some point I might not be this week or this year But it's gonna happen Oh and apparently I haven't tried this yet Give me your phone apparently These old cassettes All cassette tapes or the fucking perfect phone holders

not too bad it's not too are you serious you know what that'd be good if you're on a fucking plane yeah you know what I mean a fucking are you

I went to order something like that online it was like I think 10 bucks 15 bucks yeah I was gonna throw those old cassette things out now I can have phone holders all over the house

but just so you can just walk into a room and just set it in the holder. Why would you need more than one, man? Just take it out, put in your pocket. Boom. All right, man. I need that back, man.

I'm taking this, man. How are you going to fucking listen to that? What is it? It's fucking chavaranks. I haven't listened to him for a while. I wish we put him on. Boob-tastic, whatever the fuck it was. He's a guy with the deep voice, right?

Shabba. I guess you're supposed to put toothpaste on mosquito bites. Didn't know that. I want to go get bit right now just to try it. You know what I heard? I heard it was toothpaste and bacon soda together. Really? I make a little paste.

Okay. And it's not so, you know, it makes it feel better. I don't know if it fucking works. I don't... When would you ever do that? Oh. Did you see that? fucking one where you take the five gallon bucket you put it three quarters of the way with water

and then you throw the like some fucking weeds and shit in it and then you take one of those round pucks those mosquito pucks you crack it in half you throw it in the bucket and you place it around your yard man keep some mosquitoes and shit away from you i have never heard of that it's the way to do it man i'm doing it i thought if you had water in your yard you got more mosquito No, they go to the water in the weeds. They leave. It's all about killing the lava, man. Oh, okay.

And they go in there, and that little puck thing fucking kills them. Okay. We're trying it. All right. Fuck you mosquitoes. I don't like the fucking things. We're going to try, man. I forget what those little round pucks are.

I'm sure they're good for some things like bats and shit. Fuck the bats. Oh, really? No, no, no. Some of the bats are good. Don't say fuck the bats. Okay, the bats. I'm offended.

I do like bats, man. but fuck the mosquitoes I had a bat in hair and I fucking scared the shit out of me I had a bat in my hair too remember we were playing fucking Star Wars I guess if you got foot knee light savers

you're supposed to walk on a treadmill backwards apparently the fucking difference is incredibly dramatic if you got knee pain knee problems knee foot or back hip doesn't say hip knee foot or back

yeah knee foot or back all right this is a good one for kids you know when you're giving them a little popsicle yeah you put a fucking cupcake wrapper on the fucking thing catches all the little drips ah pretty smart there's fucking smart people out there man there was a lot of smart people man like uh there's the old you take the old fucking like pickle jar right yeah and then you put the cap you screw the cap up into the underneath your cupboard then you get a little

the storage thing if you want to throw some whatever in there man screws yeah batteries go for your shed if you have one I like it yeah man oh man I didn't know about this fucking one but did you know

the pineapple juice is five times more effective than cough syrup hmm it fucking works I tried it with Mo those feet of kids cough syrup shit yeah it didn't do a lot it doesn't do much man

Pure fucking pineapple juice Not from concentrate Knock the fuck out of that cough And apparently it prevents coughs and flus I guess it's really good for you It does a lot of stuff There's more things There's a lot of shit about pineapple man

Supposed to change flavors of like bodily fluids and shit Can you expand on that? Don't really want to man Okay But bodily fooders So by drinking pineapple juice

So if you were drinking lots of pineapple juice they say that it'll change the taste of body yeah probably I'm guessing you're probably multiple bottles I'm guessing you're not saying urine I'd say you know what I bet you it does fucking do something to your urine too

okay but you're talking about something else load okay you want it just come right out and say it all right that's what I don't know it's a thing I did not know that it's a thing you've had some feedback from people on that

well I don't know it's no It's something you don't want to... I don't know. How do you get into that conversation, man? I don't know. I'm just going to take these guys... They're saying, okay, cool. Fucking toothpaste.

You can put it on mosquito butts. You can also get rid of your... Fix your hazy headlights with it. I don't know about that one, man. That's... I don't think... Have you ever fucking tried doing something like that? I've tried many things, but...

Well, apparently toothpaste is... Two-pays. And I also heard toothpaste, Big Coda. Bacon Sotois... For headlights, too? Yeah, man. Making a paste. Oh, man, I never heard of this one.

What? Did you know, instead of boiling eggs, you can bake the fucking things? Huh? Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Bake them in your oven, 325 for 30 minutes, and you cook up to 4,000 that ones. I'm not sure why he'd want to, unless you're having a big boiled egg party. Who's having boiled egg parties, by?

Ernie and the boys. Those guys used to eat, like, dozens of eggs today, man. How can you do that? Oh, this was a good one, too. Fuck. You're making a toasted sandwich. Mm-hmm. And you have one of those wide slot toasters.

You put two pieces of bread together in one slot. So toast the outside, but it keeps the inside. Soft. What's that for? For like a toasted fucking BLT or some toast of little sandwich? Yeah, man. Fuck. It's brilliant.

I've got to try it. I've got a toaster like that. You can come over and make us some sandwiches, man. I'm going to make a club sandwich. Do you have any bacon? No. Wow, man. All right, we got to go to the grocery store.

Okay, we done... See, this is another thing. Right now, I just want to sit here and do nothing. I know. This was good. I got to get off the dope butt. The last one, which is a good one, well, I'll give you two more. Two more? You know, when you're using a dust panty, that fucking little last line of fucking dust?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It never comes up, man. You tape your dustpan to the floor. and then all of it goes right up the tape into your fucking dustpan. That's a good idea, bud. And since we have to go to the grocery store, this is a Ricky hack. Okay. You perk by the car caro.

You've got to take your fucking cart back there anyway. Jesus fucking Christ. If you're really lazy, if you're baked and you don't want to do that, you don't want to walk. Yeah. You still got to, you got to walk in, usually get the cart inside the store. You park in this door? You park close to the front door because as soon as you walked in the door, you grab a cart.

Yeah. So you gotta, depends on how motivated you are, man. You know what I mean? All right. I wouldn't do it. I'm parking close to the front door, man. Don't give, I'm like parking a freighted right out front. Don't know, man.

Well, I like these things. I'm going to keep fucking trying to find the other one. You know what we got to do? We got to actually have fucking shit here and show people these experiments. All right. maybe we'll do one of these a week okay all right we're gonna try to

keep going and making this so I went through some just trying to find fucked up headlines I know we don't want to do a ton of them but I found a couple good ones well we got a fucking go man time is up all right birthday boy shoots three friends for a smearing cake

on his face what killed them killed them how many three of them whoa yeah I guess they got in a little fight He was pissed off. He can't believe he smeared fucking cake in my face. I'll be back.

He left and came back with a couple other buddies and a gun and shot all three of them and killed them. Jesus, fuck. And he's still on the run, I guess. Holy shit, man. The birthday boy gone mad. Yeah, that's... That's a bit extreme.

Who the fuck does it? He's out of screw loose, man. He's fucked. And the last one is... I know we've talked about sperm race, and we may or may not have entered a sperm race at one point. maybe. There's now a World Cup for it.

128 men from 128 countries. $100,000 grand prize. What did I tell you? I told you this like a year or so ago. It's going to be fucking huge. It's going to be fucking huge. And I guess there's already 10,000 applicants. Of course, man.

People just want to know. Like, if you think about it. I'm sure Canada's already got a submission, but you could think about it. It seems like a fucking no-brainer. Like who wouldn't do this? Probably me. Like it doesn't matter.

Okay. My first experience with the sperm race did not go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we can't talk about it. I don't even want to get into that, man. Yeah, look like they were a little baked or something. Yeah, I know, I know. You have problems. Doing some circles.

We know, we know a lot. I know a lot more about you now after that. All right. We got to go, man. No competing against the fucking sperminator. Yeah, let's just, I don't want to talk. All right. I want to go eat.

All right, we got to go. We gotta go, gigggogo-go-go-go-go-go-go-we- We gotta go to the supermarket. We're gonna be parking right the fuck out front, in front of the doors. Don't give a fuck. We're gonna get some food. Come back here. Smoke one, eat one, eat something, and then smoke another one. And that's my night.

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