Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 48 - Big Bubs, Little Bubs

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

The Boys had a blast at the Maple Leafs hockey game at the weekend, and met 3,000 awesome-as-f**k TPB fans! They also chat about petrifying aliens, the guy in the chair, and a delicious Julian BBQ. Plus: Why don't we do it in the road? Because it'll cost ya 10 f**king years in jail!

See the video version of park after dark in Ricky's trailer go to swear net comm or download the trailer park boys swear net app Pocket buddy Yeah, yeah something else you ever wrap around your wiener? Nope. That's not what hug buddies are for. Think people are doing that? I just like them. I just like having them there. He's like my little buddy.

I talk to him. Hey, little bubbles. Hey, big bubbles. Jesus, bubs. Hey, big bubs. Hey, little bubs. Ah. Wow.

You're a good boy. You're a good boy. You're a good boy. You're a good boy. You're a good boy. You're a good boy. You're a good boy. You're a good boy. You're a good boy. You're a good boy. Jesus Bubs. Hey Big Bubs. Hey Little Bubs. Wow You guys still tired? I'm exhausted. I'm fucked

Big time. Well nice to see So many fans. Holy shit. That was crazy the tournaments. Yeah, see the game that game was incredible That was crazy, the tournaments. Yeah. See the game, that game was incredible. Habs in Toronto. The game was not incredible. It was, you know what was incredible? It was the party.

It was us partying. Yeah, the game itself was game. She had an awesome time, but the game itself was not. Well, hanging out with everybody there. Much of a game. It's cool, man. Toronto Maple Leafs Alumni Box. The Alumni Box.

That was amazing. Thank you for hosting us crazies. They shouldn't even let you in. You're in there lying to everybody, saying you're a big Leafs guy. I wasn't saying that. I heard you. I wasn't talking hockey with anybody. You were going to die hurt since I was a little boy.

No. Lies. Oh, I said I was. Just to get their free liquor. Well, I did get a lot of free liquor. A lot of free liquor. You were just, you were the guy. Who was, okay, let's name off some of the boys that were there. There was that. Corson. I did get a lot of free liquor. A lot of free liquor. You were just, you were the guy.

Okay, let's name off some of the boys that were there. There was that. Corson. Yeah, Gene Corson, Al Al Freide. Hatchipoff. Tucker. Freide. Darcy was there.

Darcy, yeah. Oh, fucking Adam showed up, Copeland, the edge. The edge was there, it was great hanging out with him. He's great hanging out with the edge. Prusty was there, Brandon Prust. I got to show the edge. The edge was there. It was great hanging out with him. He's great hanging out with the edge. Prusty was there, Brandon Prust. I got to show the edge. I showed him the green bastard commercial. Yeah.

Where we're naming off the wrestlers and dissing them. And then you said, oh, he's not a bad guy. Yeah. He's a good dude, man. He was very impressed. Yeah. And he told us what the move was. The thunderbolt, was it?

The thunderbolt. Thunderbolt, something else, man. Yeah. But he hit shaft a couple move was. Thunderbolt was a thunderbolt thunderbolt something else. Yeah. But he hit shaft a couple of times. That's a big mistake. Yeah. He went to give buddy the thunderbolt and he said, that's a spongy earth. And it was a shaft.

That's a big weapon. That's a big, yeah. Big weapon. And a wrapped underneath. That's right. Yeah. For an object. So it was fun. Very fun weekend. Thanks to the Toronto Mate Police for letting us in the box and giving us the lacquer. All the fucking fans that came out to see us. That was absolutely. There was a lot of like not expecting. So where were we? Waterloo, Toronto,

crazy. Ottawa. People were lining up at like 6 o'clock in the morning, getting baked, getting drunk. They bought a shit ton of the Ricky's Liquor Aid, and we got pictures with over 3,000 people. And we signed, I think they said we signed 3,200 fucking cans. A lot of cans. My hand was still a little sore.

3,200 fucking cans and we met, got pictures with, you know, 3,000 people. That's pretty successful. I'm not going to know what would have hit them once they taste the julien. One of these babies. Yeah. Hopefully soon. Well they can get it, they can taste it right now if they order it online. And it's free shipping, I checked,

free shipping over 150, so all you do, you get three or four bodies together, and you order it together, a case each, and then the shipping's free. You know what, and this is true, I was talking to the fuckin' alumni guys, the hockey decks, I think they golf a lot, right? You quit, the hockey dicks, I think they golf a lot, right? You quit, you start golfing, they're like,

this is what you need in the golf course, one of these fucking things. Absolutely, how many times have we been on the golf course trying to mix drinks with ice and all the shit? Or a hockey game. Or a hockey game. They're gonna start sneaking them in, maybe. So, everybody in Canada, I don't wanna harp on it,

but if you wanna try the three liquor drinks, cold stream clear. Just go to the website, get some buddies together, order enough that you're spending 150 bucks, so what's that, four cases? Something like that. Four buddies, buy a case each and you got fucking free shipping.

That's right. Right to your door 12 pack but can they can they get this dad down in the States? No, I order our poor people The poor Americans man. Well, we're not allowed. I know I feel bad for them though They can't just ship back or over the shit out of this down there fucking jail You know what I mean? They would drink this shit something especially like spring break, but they're working on getting it down there legally I'm yeah, yeah, yeah, just ship it over the water. That's a lot of people. I'm working on it Not yet. Hopefully I sort of made a little mistake on the weekend. Oh

Normally start with the little bubs and then I go to Ricky and I go to the Julian Yeah, work your way out. I go to Ricky, then I go to the Julian. Kind of work your way up. I go the reverse. I started with the Julian, and I had three Juliennes in a row. Yeah. Which kind of really got things going. Oh, she comes aboard you. And then you just want more Juliennes. I'm going to go back to the Bubs. Yeah.

I did that, but then I had another Juliennes. Can't want you to go back. I've got to figure out the right system. I go full tilt this, man. If there's the other ones there, I'm drinking them. But I think next time I'm going to start with Julian, then a Bob's, then a Ricky. I go the opposite. I go hardcore into two or three Julian's. And then I ease off to the Ricky's and then ease off to the bubbles to the 5%. It's more like a dessert.

So by the end of the night you're... By the end of the day I'm not fucking blacking out pissing myself and I wake up and I don't have a hangover. If you start with the bubbles and then you just ramp it up so at the end of the night you're just cranking 7% or is... You're fucking going down. That's probably... You know what it's fun trying to fucking figure out the best way of doing it though isn't

it? Oh it's fantastic fun. It's a few tons man man fun for the whole family. It's fun for the whole family Figuring out what order to drink them in All right, you know what I gotta stop eating some too much man, yeah, you do I'm like skipping meals cuz I mean somebody's bringing in my ear. What is that tendonitis? No, I just in my ear, what is that, tendonitis? No. Tendonitis in your ear. Yeah. Tendonitis in your ear.

It's the ring is from probably the plane, man. It's called tinnitus. Some people pronounce tinnitus. Tinnitus what? Tinnitus. No, tinnitus is a word. Tendonitis is the night. Yeah.

Tinnitus, the night. The night is the night. No, it's tinnitus. It's ringing in your ears, often caused by exposure to extended loud noises. So musicians, I think Flea from the Chili Peppers has really bad tinnitus, or he did, I think. I read that where he has to-

Oh, do man. They have to put on mute, like, you know, sounds at night, like white noise and- what's the thing where you got to eat? you know your Kent that's called the funk the funk. No you guys talking about we got You got no balance whatever impotent or? Vertigo vertigo impotent go in the bag Vertigo. Vertigo. Impetago. What the fuck is impetago, bubs? That's a ringworm that gets in your pee hole.

Impetago. Yes. There's such thing as impetago. Yeah, ringworm in the pee hole. And it makes you impetito. It makes you impetito. Whatever that is. You just said you were gonna stop eating. I can't help it, I'm baking Jesus. These are not good for the molecular structure of the muscles fuck

They're breaking down your muscle mass. I Can beat it? No, I know you can't gonna beat it. You're gonna write it like under the table. Oh man Get it What do you think of that little bubbles? See I can't be doing this every day. Hey, Julian! What? It's Little Bubbs here.

Alright, Little Bubbs, what? You need a muscle wash? A what? Muscle wash? Scrap down your muscles. You're gonna do it? Two bucks? Little Bubbs will go right up.

I'll give you two bucks to do it, Little Bubbs. He'll go right up and down you. Two bucks. Which is really you doing it Bubbles. No it's not. It is man. It's not. Let him get up, he'll get up the nerve and he'll jump down and he'll go do do do do do.

And he's got a little bucket. Does he do a little punal work? Oh he's not gonna wash your penis. Okay. No he does arms and legs only. Okay. Alright what do we got guys? What are we doing gonna start this fucking pod thingy? Yeah, say hi to everybody. Hey, what's going on everybody?

Welcome to Perk app. Oh, yeah, we didn't say hi. Hello It's good to be here. We're gonna try to make we did say try not to fucking make so much noise when you eat these things Cuz I'm not no move. Okay, mama. All right How much noise is when you eat these things? I'm not moving. OK. Mama. All right. Make us be aware.

So I'm just going to suck the flavor off and then spit the chips out of your drink. That's what your mom used to do. Do you know that fucking Beach Boys song is about a fucking city in Mississippi? The what is? Which one? Coco-Co-Mo. Coco-Mo? Down to Coco-Mo.

Yeah, Mississippi I guess. It's not Mississippi, is it? I thought Coco-omo was in Florida. Me too. In the Florida Keys? I don't know, there's a Kokomo over here that says Mississippi. Myrtle the Turtle lives there.

Who the fuck is Myrtle the Turtle? What are you talking about Ricky? In Mississippi. Does it specifically say the song Kokomo is about that town? No, I just inferred as... The Beach Boys Kokomo is not about a town in Mississippi. It's in Key West.

It's in Florida. Key Largo, Montego, ooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo. We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow. That's where we wanna go. Way down to Kokomo. Ba-yuma, ba-looba. Ba-yuma, ba-looba.

That's the worst fucking Beach Boys song that's ever been written. Probably is, you're right. Who wrote it? Somebody else wrote it, if I can remember. John Phillips from the Mamas and Pappas wrote that. And it's a piece of dog shit. A lot of people fucking like it. Oh, it's a head if you hear it like in every wedding But compared to other Beach Boys tunes, it doesn't have the magic

No, it doesn't my opinion well, I guess one of the most popular ones Ryan had nothing to do with it. That's why Dirty old Mike gloves singing it Anyway, there was some bad fucking tornadoes and Kokomo merch the murder of the turtle Jesus I thought you're gonna throw man He's gonna throw, man. Here, I'll let you get the coughed on ones. Family had to fucking evacuate their home. When they came back, there was two little pine trees that had fallen on Myrtle's fucking house in the backyard. And Myrtle was missing.

Holy fuck. Anyway, they found him like fucking three weeks later. Where? Some neighbor found him. He's fucked over, hurt. He's hurt the fuck So the tornadoes lifted myrtle up him for a little ride how far away from his house was he? Turtles don't tend to go for her pretty fucking for they don't walk that quick do they no man a quick walker. I Mean some of them there's slow bangers. There's a tur There's one turtle in history that was faster than a cheetah.

Bullshit. There was. Swimming? No, running. Wow. He was a high speed turtle. Might have been a ninja turtle. I guess these fucking tornadoes were a little deadly,

so it was nice to have something positive come out of it. So Myrtle the turtle got reunited with his fucking family, and they're nursing the little fucker back there. Good for Myrtle. How old is Myrtle? Isn't he like 90 or family and they're nursing the little fucker back the hell up. Good for Myrtle, I'm so glad. How old was Myrtle? Isn't he like 90 or something? No. Fuck, I don't think.

Okay. He wouldn't have survived, Julian, if he was 90. Myrtle the Turtle. Myrtle the Turtle. Do you remember the Red Hot Chili Peppers song, Myrtle the Turtle? No. They had one.

First album, I think. Freaky-styly. Couple of Chinese tourists were arrested in Thailand for having sex in the middle of the street. Who was? Your mother. Oh. 67-year-old man and a 35-year-old woman. Doing it!

Hard, like full fucking on. Right in the middle of the city. They set up a tripod. Everybody just laid right on in the middle of the city set up a tripod Buddy just laid right down on the street and she got on top started doing the frog Really who's frogging up? Yeah right in the street right in the street Holy fuck they can get up to ten years in jail. Yes Well, it's not great for the children walking around, the tourist children. No.

They're not expecting to see that. They're there to see beautiful. If they don't share the video with anybody or show the video, it's only like a fucking $50 fine, which isn't bad for having sex in the middle of the street. Did they share the video? I don't know. But if they do, 10 years.

Jesus. Wow. Why would you want to have sex right in the middle of the street? I guess if you're 65. Some people are into it. If you're a 67 year old man with a younger woman, I guess, you want to show off your junk. I think some people are into that. They're called exhibitionists.

And the people that like to watch it are called... Wai-o-nism. Wai-o-nism. The Nova Scotia Voyagerz. Do you remember the Voyagers? Yeah, is that what they're named after? They like to watch people having sex in the street? No, the Hawker team. Yeah, the Nova Scotia Voyagers, man.

Voyagers? Yeah, was that what they were named after? They were the firm team for who? Quebec. Quebec. Larry Robinson used to play with them. The Nordique. Who was the fucking Oilers firm team? Oh, that was the Oilers. That was the Oilers, yeah, the Cape Breton Oilers.

Well, they were Halifax first and they went to Cape Breton, I believe. Right. All right, playoffs are coming up. Who's they were Halifax first, and they went to Cape Breton, I believe. Right. All right, playoffs are coming up. Who's winning? Who's winning it, guys? Fuck. It'd be nice to see the Cup finally come back to Canada since 93.

Winnipeg might have a shot. All right. We'll see. I don't know, though. They could be going on the first round. You never know. But they did win the President's Cup. First time ever.

Well done. Good going, guys. Good going, guys. I'll never understand why they put CF 18 on the crest and not the fucking Avro Arrow. Because that's a touchy subject. Is it? Yeah. Are you trying to make people cry? The arrow is the biggest fuck-up of all times I think. Yeah but that's why it should be on the goddamn crest. Yeah well the government wants to fucking see that. They're not gonna let the goddamn crap. Yeah. Well, yeah the government wants to fucking see that They're not gonna let that happen man. They're gonna the government doesn't control the Winnipeg yet, but I know but you know the way they work

What black ops? Yeah, so one's going down Canadian black ops the logo makers going down So I'm gonna get murdered Fell out a window. Yeah, I Think the Avro Arrow should have been on the crest. Oh, big time, man. That was fucking... This fucking guy got buried in a really cool coffin and gave me an idea.

Like, why just get buried in a normal shit coffin? Okay. Get a window in it. Well, his was like, looked in coffin shape, but he was like a big Snickersburg fan, and he liked the football team Krista Palace So the whole fucking cough was done up nice look like a Snickers burr You know what yours is yours is gonna be that's what I want to know. What is it big cock?

Who's yeah, I thought it's gonna have some of these gonna be buried in coffee buried in a big joint That's what I don't see a joint Okay, maybe that's better a great big joint coffin with a, oh, if you put a window right here, it would look like Steve Austin's rocket. And then he set up his little smoke machine so that when it goes down, it's like smoking. Then I choke on the smoke down my ass.

No, I guess not. You'd be dead, Ricky. Yeah, right. You wouldn't be inhaled. My spirit might. No, your spirit would be fine. I think you should be buried in a joint coffin. I might get Steve Austin's rock replicated life-size

That'd be cool. What are you gonna get fucking? Very just fucking the weight bench just you know what just a dumb about No build a little raft throw me on it light me up. Oh you want the right to the ocean you want the Viking? Why am I not man? You don't need to be visiting me. That's not gonna smell great. Julie wants a Viking funeral. We have to marinate you You do whatever you want when I'm gone. Well, you I bet you crisp up nice Okay, we want to eat me Wow Texture that street you can feed a whole community. I bet you there'll be some nice steaks right there.

All right. You know what? Bubs, you can eat. You can fillet and eat. Look at the tenderloins on them. Bubs. Bone-in ribeye right there. All right.

Getting hungry, man. Here, get these away from me. Slather you up in some sauce. Bubs, it's not better. Getting hungry man. Here get these away from me Mmm Slather you up in some sauce. It's not but Wabs why I'm getting way too in what happened I blacked out cuz you're turning into a fucking cannibal I want a fucking barbecue Julian and eat him you want to kill bassa That was kind of a compliment actually I'm not killing killing anyone. Maybe one of those little Vienna sausages. You're the way buddy.

You're like the little one. That big little wiener. Little tiny wiener. Holy fuck. Wow. You know what? Do you remember when that show Little Britain, remember when they had the fat suits on

and they were shaving each other's nuts? Yes. And Buddy Bird was about that big and he was left. Yeah. That was pretty funny. That was a funny joke. That was funny. That was pushing the envelope, wasn't it?

It sure was, man. How come, where does that expression come from? Pushing the envelope? Well, I believe it was first coined in the space program in the 50s, but I don't know what the reference to the... I don't think it had anything to do with the space program, man. It did.

It's pushing the envelope. Okay. It was first coined when the right staff group were together. You know, fucking Gus Grissom, John Glenn, fucking Gordo Cooper, Chuck Yeager who got the shaft and didn't make it into the thing because he didn't have the school. Testing limits and trying out new and often radical ideas. Yeah. It usually comes from mathematics and engineering.

Right. When an envelope is a boundary. But was popularized by test pilots. Boom, baby! Fuck, Bubs. Especially Tom Wolfe's book, The test pilots. Boom, baby! Fuck, Bubs. Especially Tom Wolfe's book, The Right Stuff. Boom! Jesus Christ, man.

Fucking nailed that one. Who are you? That was good, man. Gus Gressom, Gordo Cooper, John Glenn. More information than that. You just blew my mind. Yes, sir. Wow.

Chuck Yeager was supposed to be an astronaut, but he didn't have the, you know, the academics. He was probably a better pilot than half them that went up, but he didn't have the school. He didn't have the school. So he ended up not being an astronaut. He still flew the fucking VALEX one and he did a bunch of- He just fucking flew that crazy black plane, didn't he?

The Blackbird? Is that what it was called? The one that the U2 or whatever the fuck it was? And he did a bunch of fucking flew that crazy black plane. Didn't either blackbird. So what it's called the one that the U2 or the fuck it was. No, the U2 was, I don't think Chuck Yeager ever flew a U2 spy plane. That was the one was basically a glider, great big fucking wide wings. Only one wheel to land, but it flew at like, you know, it flew over a hundred thousand feet taking pictures of Russia with high powered cameras. Didn't he almost get stuck in outer space or something? No, that was Neil Armstrong. Neil Armstrong was flying a fucking test plane and he got up so high that he lost

the aerodynamics and he started to float off into space. He fucking went and burned it, hit the fucking, the, watch him a call it, shot him back down into the atmosphere, rolled her over, came down. Exactly what I would have did in that situation. Identical moves to what I would have done. Next time you guys go to McDonald's, if you're missing like a chicken McNugget sauce or you need an extra one, don't go behind the counter and get your own. Why? Right? You might get strangled and tackled. Jesus Murphy. By who? Ronald McDonald? I don't know, this teenage girl. That's what she did in Florida.

Went behind the counter to get a sauce because nobody was helping her. Mm-hmm. This fucking employee's like, listen you little bitch. Really? Strangler, she tried to resist. Was this a guy that was strangling the girl? They just kept it to employee in the article. So I would guess that maybe it was. Might have been Ronald McDonald or Hamburglar.

He was a tooty motherfucker wasn't he? That's pretty fucking hardcore. That is hardcore. I don't think Grimace would do it. Hamburglar. He was a dirty motherfucker wasn't he? That's pretty fucking hardcore. That is hardcore. I don't think Grimace would do it. Hamburglar would do it. Those are fucking dipping sauce. Yeah, Hamburglar. If I was that girl's father,

I'd be in there taking his face and throwing it right on the grill. Employee must have had a bad day. You'd press him on the grill, would you? He would be a Smashburger. Jesus Murphy. Old Tommy Smashburger they'd call him. After that. Boys I got a buzz on.

Me too man. I can't. We gotta get out of this deal. There's another fucking... This woman, we could have did this shit. We're done. This woman fakes muteness for 16 years to collect disability pension. Fakes what? Muteness. She can't talk supposedly.

Oh, muteness. She was working at a grocery store who got a fucking attack by some lunatic. Gave her PSTD. Mm-hmm. All right. PTSD. Almost, you almost got it.

PTSD. I am gonna get it one of these days. I know, just keep working at it, man. Anyway, so she had ps TD Is that wrong again? So she couldn't talk? PTSD PTSD post-traumatic stress disorder So she said she couldn't fucking talk

Kept this going on for 16 years this So this investigator's like, I'm not buying this bullshit. So anyway, he caught her talking. There's no way you can get away with that, man. There's no way you can get that up. Was she getting extra money or something? Yeah, she's got fucking full disability from the insurance company. 16 years. Oh, right. You can't do that.

No. So who else gouged the fucking... I can't remember. Who was it, it Ricky that gouged the insurance company Pretty much our whole lives Who was that? Mr. Lee. No fuck. I can't remember. I don't know somebody was in a wheelchair I didn't hear about any of that really pretty smart though the guy that used to bang your mom Remember that guy

You're dead What about him? The guy that used to bang your mom. Remember that guy? No. Your dad? What about him? How many years was Ray in a wheelchair, Ricky? Ah, fuck, I had a lot of trouble. A lot of trouble with the legs. It's bad, bad accidents. He didn't have any trouble, man. He was just drunk and lazy. Come on now.

Julian, do you think someone's actually going to pretend they need to be in a wheelchair that doesn't? He just like this chick for 15 years not talking? Yeah. Think about it. You're going to be paranoid this whole time. She's not talking or not walking or a couple different things.

Like you want to go and eat at a restaurant, but you'd be like, look around saying, I can't talk. He's well fucking learned sign language. She should have learned sign language. Dummy. That was another fucking thing I was reading about this good scam father and son team ripping off restaurants. Yeah. Smurf. Order a fucking nice meal. Go to pay for it. Credit card doesn't work. Obviously. So that's no problem here. I'll

just leave my ID. This is a clatter, I'll be back to pay that bill. No, he just canceled his ID and got reissued. But they would know who the guy was. They'd just go hunt him down. Maybe it wasn't a real ID, I don't really know. It doesn't sound like a good plan. Boy, you got away with it a hundred fucking times. Well, they must have had fake IDs or fake...

Fake IDs. If it was his real ID, they would just go, okay, asshole, here, police, can you go talk to this asshole at this fucking address? He repped us off, but he gave us his ID. And like a ring or something. I know, it's kind of dumb, isn't it? It's very not good.

Well, he did it a hundred times,, but is that worth going to jail for? No. 100 meals, probably what? Minimum 50, 60 bucks a meal. Yeah. About $5,000, $6,000. Is that worth going to jail over? Me thinks not.

What are your thoughts on this one, Bubs? This fucking woman, she's stranded in Puerto Rico. She's fighting with the airline over an emotional support parent. Well, that's maybe, I, it might be better than an emotional support dog, because the parent's gonna be sitting right here and he's gonna be talking to you. Just calm down, back there. Stay calm.

She said Frontier Islands won't let the New Yorker fly with the parrot plucky. Plucky? They said only small birds are allowed. I'll bet it was the cocksucker. These parents, good side, but she flew down with them. They didn't fucking say anything. They said, yeah, yeah, that's fine. She had the proper crate and shit. And they're like, yeah, no problem. I said, the bird's in a crate, fuck it.

Then the people down in Puerto Rico are like, no, no, they're fucking stupid. You can't fly with this goddamn thing. Squawking away. So now her and Plucky are stranded in Puerto Rico. I guess there's worse places you could be stranded. I don't know about that one. I think a support parrot makes more sense to me

than anything, because he can talk to you. Yeah, but it's not saying don't It might be fucking annoying though drive the person even crazier maybe I Would not want to sit next to somebody with the fucking support period. I don't think no But imagine if it started fucking with her like locked out the window. Something came off the wing! That would be a bit weird. Support. Oh, did you hear about the fucking document the CIA unclassified? No.

There's a document, CIA document that got unclassified. It says there was a bunch of Russians that got into a little skirmish with some aliens. Yeah. Fucking aliens turned 25 of them to stone with a blast of light. Petrified them almost to limestone. I didn't know the CIA was Russian. No, no, the Russians had the report, but it the oh the KGB came and took all that said it they took the Petrified remains which were similar to limestone. What if they still got those little fuckers who was that good base in Moscow?

So I mean whether it's true or not if that's what was in the report though. There was no CIA witnesses or anything. They just had this document where they heard that the Russians got turned to stone. Turned to fucking stone? But it's not stone it's got to be something else some other material. They what they shot them down? Well it just they they shot the craft down four cocksuckers got out of it that looked like you know aliens it said they had the big black eyes and the big fucking heads but then it said they morphed into one being, which was like a sphere. Wow. And then it shot a blast of super bright light at them

and the cocksuckers turned to stone. Imagine that one. But how do they know that if they're all turned to stone? No, two of them were sort of in the shade and they survived the blast. And then they told them what happened, that these guys turned into fucking a big ball and they were shooting light around. Were they drinking didn't I didn't say they were doing magic mushrooms well no

way I didn't say that I'm teasing you like to see them now let's see these soldiers I would like to see if that was true because if rock aliens can do that which I believe they could it's all just they must have tried like chipping away to see if there was true because if rock aliens can do that, which I believe they could it's all just they must have tried Like chipping away to see if there was inside something inside of these. Oh, I probably put them on the table saw I would think and Fuck now started slicing them up to look at their gizzards. I'm kind of sucky a pepcher fire wouldn't them Well, you know, you wouldn't even know you're just looking at the alien and the next thing, you know, you're a piece of wood

Yeah, I mean it could have been no. I was gonna say like hand solo, you know get no They didn't fucking turn them into carbonite They petrified them. Well, you think it'd be easier for that to do that than turn them into a fucking rock No, because their minds they can just change the metabolic structure Wow No, because their minds, they can just change the metabolic structure. Wow. Change all their molecules into something else with the light frequencies. String theory. So, did you say that they were smarter than us or no?

Aliens? Yeah. Yes, Ricky. They would have to be in order to come to this planet. They have to know more than we do, because we can't go to their planet. I wonder if they play sports and shit. I would think so.

Maybe. Alien volleyball? Instead of watching movies, they're like watching us. Maybe. Us the entertainment. Do they race their crafts and shit, I wonder? Probably. Do they go to the supermarket, and what do they eat for me?

They gotta go to like it get some like supermarkets an earth thing. I don't think they're everywhere Well, they might be because there might be alien pigs that they eat Right. I don't know if I'd want to eat an alien pig You're talking Sexual I don't know boys. I don't know. Boys we gotta turn this off. I see where this is going. It's a bad direction. It's bad. All right we gotta go. What do we gotta do?

We gotta go to um you gotta go see the proctologist. Oh yeah Doris. Doris is gonna a big flashlight up your arse here in about 10 minutes. Big mag light. Can't wait. Is she using the spreaders? Okay everybody, Julian's gonna get his arse probed. We'll see you next week. Alright, cheers everyone.

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