Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 48 - Three Days Grace

Episode Date: May 25, 2026

Ricky and Julian sneak into Three Days Grace's Halifax gig and hang with the band... but will they make it onstage? Ricky also pages Dr. Julian for a medical exam, and judges another f**ked Dummy and ...Drunk Lahey of the Week. Plus: Julian spills the beans on TPB Season 13! 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up, fuckers? If you'd like to see the video version of this podcast, go to trailer parkboysplus.com. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Yeah. What's going on, man? I don't know, man. You got energy. I guess I'm trying to feed off it and have energy, too. Feed off the energy. Welcome to the park after dark on holiday Monday here in Canada. Is it a holiday? Yeah, man, it's a long weekend. I don't know if it is everywhere, but it is in Canada. The May 24 weekend Yeah
Starting point is 00:00:42 And I didn't drink a 24 This year But I had probably A 24 liquor drinks You know what I've never I never have Had a 2-4
Starting point is 00:00:51 On 24 weekend Don't like the airman Is the May 24 weekend Because it's the 24th Or is it just 24 beer Why do they call it The May 24 weekend Because
Starting point is 00:01:00 I know it's for the Queen's birthday But the Queen's birthday The Queen's birthday The 21st I thought Oh fuck See now You know what Just a second
Starting point is 00:01:10 I don't fucking know. It might sometimes it'll say what it's about here. Okay, it's... Maybe the Queen's birthday is the 24th. I don't know. I fuck shit up all the time. It's Victoria. It's Victoria Day.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Yeah, but is that supposed to be the 24th? I know it's always the Monday. It's May 18th this year, but boy. Right, so... May 24. So now you... You got to think it's... I think it's...
Starting point is 00:01:32 I think it's... Maybe her birthday's the 24th, and I just... I thought the Tour of the 21st. second. God damn it. It changes every fucking year, doesn't it? We've got to be prepared next time. We've said, we've got to fucking be able to help you. Okay, just suck.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Hey, one's Queen Elizabeth's birthday. Is it like May 2-4? Is that the deal? May 2-4. Subscribing. Subscribing to what? Subscribe. Not subscribe.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Spinning? It's spinning, man. Okay, all right. In Canada, what people traditionally call Victoria. day lands on the Monday before May 25 and is tied historically to Queen Elizabeth's birthday which is May 24 I fucking god I like the thing better but no we're talking about the different queen we're talking about the Queen mother right 1819 is when she was born man Jesus all right so they're still celebrating her birthday it's
Starting point is 00:02:33 kind of yeah yeah that's a weird all right you know what it's a day off for people that's all that matters yeah get down to it Unless you're a history fucking dude. Give a shit. Well, I'm glad we fucking solved that. All right. Debarkery. Okay, last week we're going to talk about, we're going to talk about what happened last week.
Starting point is 00:02:53 We had a fucking good time last week. We got to go to a wicked rock show. The best times I've had in a long fucking time, man. Yeah. It was awesome. We had no tickets. And we were like, fuck going through the sewer. We just thought we'd be confident.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Okay. Security's not exactly. very strict these days I guess so but okay we're not going to get into that yeah we'll show that later we pulled it off but man what a fucking show what a show okay we're gonna talk Royal Tusk
Starting point is 00:03:19 Finger 11 finger 11 which three days grace who fucking they all killed but three days grace what a fucking show man they were fucking awesome I may or may not have fucked up the names when we well okay we'll get into that we went from having no text all of a sudden maybe we got on stage
Starting point is 00:03:35 to do some introductions because you were drunk man you were wasted I'm but But that's, you know what, that's a good segue. Why would I say Husk? I know, but that's a great segue into what we're going to do right now. Fingers 11? I know, listen. I mean, it should be.
Starting point is 00:03:49 They should have been called the 11th finger, I think. Be less confusing. See, now you're... Finger 11? No, yeah. Not fingers. Finger 11, not fingers. I know.
Starting point is 00:03:59 We fucking went on tour with them years ago. They're good guys. Lucky. Love them. We got drunk of the week and fucking dumb of the week. We're doing it right now. What's once first? Lay.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Dr. We're going drunk of the week first. All right, everybody, check this out. These drunk fucks. Okay, we got a guy on a park bench. Fully passed out. His neck is at a 90-degree angle. He's pissing on himself.
Starting point is 00:04:19 What the fuck? Dude. That reminds me of fucking Terry in jail. Dude. High on glue. Wow, that is a fucked up. Was that a real stream? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Okay. That was a real one, man. I don't know if we need to see the scene. Look. We don't. He's almost pissing his own mouth. Yeah. See, he had to have been pissing on his own.
Starting point is 00:04:41 mouth, that would, I don't know, we're going to get into what... That is, fuck. Okay, that's pretty... Get that one the fuck off, Chipper. That's pretty drunk. Jesus. Did you see his weaner? I couldn't tell it was a thumb or what?
Starting point is 00:04:52 I was trying to look there, but... I was trying to see it, but... I think there was a bit of wean there, bud. Definitely a tip. Oh, this guy's going up a circular stone... This is not going to end well. Oh, yeah, here you go. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Oh, yeah. Falling down a stone, circular stone. Steps. Are those stone? Oh my. Drop the glass, dude. He spilled his dream. He's not a great drunk. What a fucking amateur. All right. That was all right.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Got a guy sitting down. He can't get off. He's trying to get out. He can't even get off the fucking couch. He's got that drum. That drum stare, hey? That's the glare. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Oh, yeah. What the fuck is on his base? What the fuck's going on with his base? He's a home. Oh, he got up and stumbled and Flocked in the, what the fuck is that pile of shit? It's like a front fight. This piece is a car, man. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:05:50 It's like the whole front end of a fucking... The fuck was all over his head. What the fuck is it? Orange paint? Oh, yeah. He's orange. Oh, he fucking whacked his head off the bumper hurt. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Okay, man, I don't know. I mean, there's pissy... You were way worse than that at the concert, man. Pissy McPissor, man. Pissy McPisoooo. Mr.ton was just a bit weird. That was... Do you know what?
Starting point is 00:06:14 Like, I've never done that wasted. That's not really a drunk move. I don't know what the fuck on the good is. That's like I don't give a fuck. I'm not moving piss. Okay, let's go on to the dums of... Well, we're going to pick a winner or no. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:27 It's kind of heard... Okay, we may as well because I'm going to forget. I think Orange Head is a good... Orange Head is a good... Just because I've been there where you can't get up, then you finally get up and you stumble and you fucking get hurt. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:37 The guy falling down the stairs that wasn't long enough. I wanted to see... Oh, if you... He'd go down and down. I agree. Yeah, I was- Fucking swearing and shit on the way down.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Remember that if you guys are fucking up and you got someone videotaping you, get the swearing out. Alright, so Orange Head-Head-Refact. Orange Head is the first one. Pumpkinhead, you are this week's lady drunk of the week. Congrats. What are you doing? You're taking my tire? Is that what you're doing?
Starting point is 00:07:04 Is that right? So this guy's just taking some of his tire. My tire is gone. Your tire is gone? is gone so you're gonna just take other people's tire I don't think you're gonna take it I'll tell you that right now I'll tell you not gonna take it why's up you're picking up you're gonna hold it yeah buddy doesn't give a fuck you don't do that to people's car okay you don't do that to people's car so I just want to let you know I just want
Starting point is 00:07:29 let you know that I have police coming on the way people don't do that go out of people's car just take it you trying to distract me from getting away sir you know I'm just telling you call some sir I'm just telling you that right now You see this? Yeah, I got cops coming right down. I don't think you'd get far, but go ahead. Well, yeah, dude, that's why I brought my truck here, okay? Yeah. If I wanted to just steal your tire, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Yeah, I think you just tried that, though, right? I'm not trying to steal your tire. You're not trying to steal my tire. No. Okay. I was going to take my room off my truck and then put it on your truck. Wow, this is what he is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Oh, okay, that's what he is. Whoa, he's going to borrow the tire and bring it back. Okay. I like this guy. This guy's awesome. Let's see. That's why I drove my truck here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Okay, buddy. If I want to steal your tire, I want to put it in the truck. Yeah. Okay. You don't think I work my ass on for my truck too? Yeah, so why do you take my tire? Yeah. So it's not used it every day.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Yeah. So you just take it? You actually some thought put it to this. Oh, is that right? Whoa. Guys, I see that because you're going to jack and everything else. So I know. That's good.
Starting point is 00:08:27 So I'm not trying to be a fucking just a thief. Really? Yeah. Because I work my ass off for this truck, man. Oh, well, you're selling it. I'm selling it. Because you don't know what I mean, buddy? What does I have to do with it?
Starting point is 00:08:37 Put my rim on your time. Yeah. Wow, man. Holy shit. That's... I don't know if he's... I don't know if it's dumb or fucking brilliant. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:48 It's hard, man. That's either going to say he's a level above you or level below you. What do you think? I don't know. I like it. It's giving me some inspiration. Okay, great. That's all we fucking mean.
Starting point is 00:09:03 See, this... The dumb of the week. What's going to happen? Oh, he's getting... He's running himself over. Whoa. Oh, man. Oh, he, this guy's getting dragged behind a five-ton.
Starting point is 00:09:14 He fucked up. Still hanging on. Oh. Oh, now he's falling off onto the, oh, that was dumb. That was pretty dumb. So what happened? At first I thought he was a DJ, had lights set off. There was a back on a five-ton.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I thought he was a fucking DJ. What are you talking about, man? It was just optical delusion. He's got his headphones on, so I thought he was, like, playing some tunes. Why would he keep hanging on? You stood pretty good there for a second. All right, dumb of the week number three. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:09:55 He's putting his hand on a dark pole. Oh, Jesus. Dude! What the fuck? So the guy puts his hand on a dartboard thinking the guy's going to be able to put it in between his fingers, and then he takes a dart in the head, and he's not even aware of it? That's a whole new level of dumb. that's like
Starting point is 00:10:15 how are you not aware that you got hit in the fucking forehead with a dirt it's like going over with some dirt and throwing one of the cow's head If you're putting your hand on the dirt board Thinking someone's talented enough to put a dirt in between your Drugs And they hit you in the fucking head
Starting point is 00:10:29 Like number one you should never put your hand Anywhere near the dirt board So what's not going to do with those fucking brain Are you clearly not much Well there's no you can't feel it in your brain How did it puncture in? It shouldn't it should have bones Did it go into the bone?
Starting point is 00:10:44 It must have went into the bone. Oh, yeah. It's in there. What the fuck? And buddy wasn't, like, to do that, he must have been giving her the good fucking chip, man. I guess it would have got to his brain. I mean, I think he's got it. It had zero effect, clearly.
Starting point is 00:11:00 I think he's the wonderful of the weak, man. That is, like, beyond Jacob, Trevor Corey. This is an AI, is it? Oh, my God. Oh my God. Like, you stunned, motherfucker. Yeah, he just doesn't even react to it. The dumbest person I've ever seen in my fucking life was this guy.
Starting point is 00:11:24 He wins. Oh, fuck. He's going to be the champ. He's going to be the dumbest. I don't know what's going to beat him ever. No one's beating this guy. He needs to follow up the deal. Dirt in the fucking forehead.
Starting point is 00:11:35 You are the dummy of the week. Well, done, sir. More than the dummy of the week. And I guess you feel zero pain. And I, you don't want. I think he gets the fucking golden buzzer that guy. Oh, he's going on to the finals? He's going to the fucking finals, man.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Unbelievable. I just wish there was more footage. I need to know more about him. Yeah, man. Like, if there's any, like, fucking footage afterwards or even beforehand, like, please send a time. The hand, putting your hand on a dark board is probably not the smartest thing. And you see that all the time. You see the people get them in the hands.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I think they're telling them that they needed to move back. And he was like, oh. But the buddy was just, like, hand there. his face there like he like dude but how do you not know you have a fucking dirt
Starting point is 00:12:18 in your forehead well I guess the brain unless he has no nerves running through his brain no you don't feel shit in your brain man do you ever watch Hannibal he's there
Starting point is 00:12:26 fucking digging away that fucking person's brain at the door table you don't feel anything then I need this guy to come work for me no we
Starting point is 00:12:36 well can imagine that guy hanging around with Jacob and Corey and fucking Trevor the four of them yeah a whole lot of dumb man
Starting point is 00:12:48 and the skateboard guy that was pretty fucking dumb too that was more of I forgot about that guy more of an accident that was just stupid shit not like dumb
Starting point is 00:12:59 this is the dumb dumbest thing all right I don't remember what the other one was what was the other one the tire thief oh the fuck oh my fuck we forgot about
Starting point is 00:13:10 the tire guy yeah but he's He's not dumb. He's not dumb. The guy filming him. We use the dumb guy. I mean, he's dumb for fucking doing it. But the way he's trying to explain it, like, I can kind of like that guy.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Yeah, no. Dirt in the head. Dard in the head wins it. All right. Okay, let's get the fucking, let's get this three days grace. Shit out of going, man. You want to go out with a bang or what are you thinking? Let's talk about it.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Talk about what? What the, how the fuck we got in, man. Yeah, but are we showing that now or are we showing it near the end? You're the one that's fucking always in charge of your little segments. Well, we could just start talking about unless you want to talk about some shit going on in the world. Oh, fuck, you know why? That's a couple things that I'd like to discuss. You know what I mean you see the MMA fighters?
Starting point is 00:13:58 They get the cauliflower ear. I have, yeah, what the fuck is up in these Russian men? These Russian men are getting operations to get the cauliflower ears going. So they look like MMA fighters, even though they're not. And they, just to fucking intimidate people. Just to be. It's like, don't fuck with me. Look at my ears, but.
Starting point is 00:14:16 I'm a tough motherfucker. And you know what? It probably works. But if somebody calls him on, I said, oh, there's a fucking MMA guy. I'm going to challenge him to a little fight. Bring it the fuck on. They're not going to be able to fight like an MMA guy.
Starting point is 00:14:30 They're going to get the shit kicked out of him. So you look fucked and you're going to get fucking shit kicked out of you. I don't understand it. And I guess the fucking doctors book solid for. month and a name. Oh yeah. What the fuck is wrong with people, man? I don't know, man. It's that shit you always talk about. You got to love yourself. Yeah, man. You got to... Is that what it is? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Well, yeah, man. I mean, you gotta love yourself, I guess, but... I can't remember ever saying that. But yeah. You gotta stop trying to fuck with the way you look and just... You gotta just be your fucking self and be good. Like, you... Embrace your normal ears. Who, like, what do you do you talk? trying to do with you it's like it'd be like me going to the doctor and get my nose fucking broken in a half so I look like a goddamn NHL tough you know what there's people that do that really oh there's people that fucking break their nose to make it look like they got the bend in the
Starting point is 00:15:23 nose there's people that fuck up their knuckles make a look like they got you know they broke their knuckles in somebody's face it's fucked up man people are weird how about just trying to be fucking cool and and not the kind of guy that wants around knocking people around right peace Remember that guy I always saw it and he had a scar that went right down the center of his head, down his nose, down through his lips. Yeah? I'd like to know what happened to that guy. I thought he did it. I thought he did it to himself.
Starting point is 00:15:52 He made, that's what I'm thinking after this kind of shit. He said I thought it would look cool, man. It's kind of a coincidence that, and I don't believe in coincidence is that often, but it would be weird that it would just go right down the perfectly center of his face if it was an accident. Yeah, he took like a fucking sword or a knife or something just went, this is one we got to talk about because this is I don't know man I didn't ever think about this
Starting point is 00:16:15 but you know when you well I learned something also new but you know when you'd give them the peace sign or whatever you do yourself what's up actually you gotta fucking do it anymore because
Starting point is 00:16:25 they can fucking get your fingerprints from it now because cameras are so high-res and AI it can scan your fucking fingerprints so no more I didn't know this but I always thought this was the piece sign which it is but it's also the victory sign.
Starting point is 00:16:38 The V for victory. Did not know that. V for victory. Yeah, so you win, you're like, Victory. Freedom. We usually do this, number one. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Victory. Who does fucking victory? I don't know. I always thought it was just a peace sign. It's the peace sign. I thought, like, one piece sign is like, one piece sign is fuck off, I think, isn't it? Like if you do it the wrong way?
Starting point is 00:17:02 Is that peace? I don't know. No, no, no. Back in the hippie scenes, That was the piece sign. I guess they can give you, god damn, steal your fingerprints for that biometric
Starting point is 00:17:14 security bullshit. Biometrics. I guess it's what it's called. I've never heard of it. Oh, man. Yeah, man, they're taking the fingerprints. Yeah, I can totally get it. From now on you've got to do a backwards piece sign.
Starting point is 00:17:25 They can't fucking get your fingernail prints. Well, they can, but it wouldn't do much. Then they'll be saying, yeah, we get some kind of fucking things in your fingernails. Who knows, man? You don't know. There's technology out there. We have no idea.
Starting point is 00:17:37 This was a fucked up one. Dr. miraculously cures man's heart problem by sticking a finger in his anus. What? Hey, whoa. A hurt problem? Yeah. What the fuck was...
Starting point is 00:17:55 Well, of course. You can read a headline like that. You got to read on. So I did. Please fill me in, man. This young New York man, he had these major heart palpitations. Is that a great wound? Palpitations, yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Good one. Took us fucking hard up to like 140, 150 beats per minute. That's gone. That's kicking. That's fast. Dangerous, I guess. So he went in. One of the first things they do, I guess, is a digital rectal exam. But by digital, they mean a digit.
Starting point is 00:18:30 No, man. Yeah. The DRE. The digital rectal exam. I didn't know that Dr. D. Dr. Ray means Dr. Rectal. Is that what Trey stands for?
Starting point is 00:18:41 No, it's me, man. Digital rectal exam. How long is these digital rectal... No, how long has the digital rectal exam been, like, going? Well, this is, like, apparently when you have high heart rate shit when you go in the hospital, sometimes it's caused by internal bleeding. Okay. So the quickest, fastest way is to put a fucking finger up there, and if comes out bloody, you've got internal bleeding. If it comes out not bloody, you don't.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Really? I would not have thought of that. But how? I don't know. But anyway, so what they think happened is they put the finger up the ass and it hit some fucking nerve. Mm-hmm. The sphincter?
Starting point is 00:19:18 It stimulated a major nerve and released the tension. And he went for a checkup three months later. Release the nerve. That's where your thing is. Your prostate's up there. Maybe they just give them up. I don't know. So if some fucking nerve got all bound up or some shit and caused him have these heart palpitations,
Starting point is 00:19:34 a little finger up the rectum, and boom. I feel great. I guess it was pretty much instantaneous. Heart went from fucking 140 down to less than 80. You know what? It's kind of like you'd like to fucking experiment to see if there's that, you know, if you get a little heart problem.
Starting point is 00:19:54 My heart starts racing, sometimes that happens when you get high. I'm not the one doing it. I am not playing doctor. I can probably do it to myself, no? You would have to. I would definitely. I don't do it, man. You wouldn't be a doctor for me for a day? No. For a day.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Sit around and hang out in your trailer and finger hole all day? That's not going to happen, man. Jesus Christ. That's where the friendship just goes, sorry dude, you're on your own. If you were a doctor, would you do it? If I was a fucking doctor, I would have to do it. We're not pulling a doctor, man. There's no fucking way. All right, so are we going to get into it? I don't know. Can we get into a chipper? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:41 All right. We're going to get into it. All right, so we show up at the Scotia Bank Center. We had no tickets. We didn't find out about the concert the last minute. And we fucking love, well, we like all the bands. They were all fucking honest. Three days, grace, man.
Starting point is 00:20:55 When they came out, I just got in there because they were just raging, screaming. I was like, yes, I get these guys. I fucking need this in my life. We got to back up, though, Ricky, to us getting in. right now you try you tried you tried to take me we did not have tickets and my first thing was like sewer and you're like fuck that we stink like
Starting point is 00:21:14 not gonna smell like piss and shit during a fucking three days grace concert which was a good call so I'm like you know what we're just gonna fucking go in right through the security hopefully we get a dummy and we did and because you look nothing like the lead singer even though I may have claimed you were the lead singer and I was just getting you back to your room
Starting point is 00:21:32 to get your fancy pants on and put on the fake fake mohawk. Moah. All right, let's just run it. Let's just get this going, man. Anyway, thankfully. You did, you did an awesome job.
Starting point is 00:21:42 It was either very nice or very, not on the ball, I don't know. It kind of caught me off guard, this guy letting us in so quickly, though. He was a great, great guy. Like, I thought you'd be there for at least a half hour. Trying to explain this shit. Okay, here's the deal. You're the lead singer. These guys don't have a fucking clue.
Starting point is 00:21:58 I'm just gonna flash this. He looks past here and hopefully it works, all right? I know. Do you even fucking look like this guy? No, he looked nothing like him. What? Ricky, he's not going to know what the fucking singer looks like. Hey, how's it going about?
Starting point is 00:22:12 I got the lead singer here from the band. He's got to take him in to get his leather pants on and fake mohawk and all that stuff. He said to go. He said to go. All right, thanks, man. That was fucking easy. That was awesome, buddy. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Okay. Last summer we were here. The dressing rooms were... That way? That way. This way. No, man. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:22:36 I don't know where I'm going. It's up this. There should be some signs saying dressing room or something, no? Well, yeah, you gotta, you gotta go. There's the buses. Oh yeah, it's down this way for sure. I love to steal one of those fucking buses. We're not gonna...
Starting point is 00:22:51 You guys not having a nice white bus in your driveway? That'd be wicked. We're not gonna steal a fucking bus. How are you gonna get the bus out of there? So I forgot how big, like the backstage of a rock show is. Like, you need a map. But the thing is, you just go around, man. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:23:11 oval, right? Those guys know what a traveling style, too. Yeah, what the fuck is up with you and white buses, man? What? White swans, white buses. You did something about...
Starting point is 00:23:22 Well, back in the day, you know, if you were fucking famous and you were big time, you had a white horse. So it's kind of the... I think it's the same thing, man. But white bus is just, it's top of the line.
Starting point is 00:23:34 The top end. White fucking horse. It doesn't get any higher than that, buddy. What about fucking black beauty? Someone getting on that horse. You look way. cooler on Black Beauty. I like a black bus too. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:45 All right. So, fucking colored bus. But the white bus just, I don't know. We traveled on a black bus one time. It was awesome. That was awesome. It's hard to keep it clean. Yeah. But man, those white buses, I don't know. Just something about them. It's like white leather furniture. It's high
Starting point is 00:24:01 end. All right, man. So if you own like a big old man, just like white, aware. Is that what you'd be thinking? No, I'd mix it up. I would definitely have white leather couch. People have just complete white out there. Yeah, that's too much. Too much, man. All right? I'm going to have some color, but I like white leather furniture. If you can even, even if, does it exist? I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:24:26 It doesn't exist. Man, everybody's, never mind. It does, yeah. Okay, so then we get to the fucking dressing room. We did find it because, you know, they put up signs, which is helpful. Dresser room. There we go. Where the fuck do we go now? Wordroom, uh, dressing room. All right, we get the pisser here. Nice. Fuck yeah!
Starting point is 00:24:55 Alright, let's get some booze. I am getting fucking wasted. But, check that fucking thing out. You know what, I bet you that's worth at least $2,500. Maybe three. We can actually... Look, these things are signed. What we can do is, you know, get those signatures, learn how to do it, sign the guitar.
Starting point is 00:25:14 do what's on the guitar that's an extra 10 grand protein otherwise it has some better foods booze booze chips lightly salted the fuck what the fuck bananas beer what's what's what kind of rock star band has a weird limes just beer I don't even know what any of the shit is bios steel the fuck is that bio steel oh they got some insurer protein drinks here for you vegetables yeah he's protein I'll take those I can't get drunk off beer. Well, there's some mixed nuts over here. Do you want the mixed nuts, buddy?
Starting point is 00:25:49 Nuts. Do I want your nuts? You want some nuts. There's all kinds of. There's four things of nuts there. It's sold out tonight, so it should be a good show. Hey, guys. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:25:59 Cory Jacobson. I'm from CB4, Nova Scotia News. Just want to ask a couple questions. Who are you guys? Well, we're three days, Grace. Why are you guys in our dressing room for one? Oh, is this your guys' dressing room, is it? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Okay. But that's cool. We were just told to come up. in here and have some sort of yeah hopefully you guys can answer a couple questions and okay okay yeah we can do that there's a lot of lame stuff in here yeah well it's very very healthy beer boys come on yeah yeah just some beers uh anyway wait so you're from the news yeah yeah that's is that where i recognize you from it could be i've been on the news for quite a while i know these guys are yeah and uh asking the fucking questions
Starting point is 00:26:44 So if you guys ever been dying to meet somebody and then you finally met them and they turned out to be like a dick? Has that ever happened? Occasionally. Yeah. The odd time. The odd time it's happened. I feel like it might be happening now. We know who you guys are.
Starting point is 00:27:00 We know who you guys are. What was another question? There was the other one that... Yeah, what's your go-to, like, drunk and high dance moves? Ricky. Oh, what the fact is a... That's an unusual question. That is a weird one.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Maybe the running men? I used to do that once in a while. You're fucking kidding. You asked some questions. I have no fucking questions. I'm the guy. I'm the guy. I'm the guy.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Are you guys doing a new season or what? So you do know who we are, I guess? All right, okay. We came in here to try to get some drinks. You know what? We may or may not have talked about maybe taking those guitars. I don't know if you guys need them. Try to do that.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Okay. Unless they want to give us one. Well, there is a season 13. But it's going to be out this. year man okay just don't bust it's tied up with these suit dummies and suit dummies fuck everything bank dummies investor dummies fucking all kinds of network dummies well this is awesome you guys are in a room man if if you do want to play guitar take a guitar you can do that I don't mind oh man
Starting point is 00:28:02 fucking way all right that's awesome man it's good to meet you guys holy holy shirt nice to meet you guys this is cool we couldn't get tickets so we just you know you kind of snuck our way in here and you guys don't mind sign that before we take off, huh? We can't. Yeah, no problem. He took the most expensive one. I told you, $2,000, I bet.
Starting point is 00:28:20 How much? Yeah, a couple grand, I guess. A couple grand, I guess. Probably get $500 for that. We're 10 grand if it's on, man. Check that out. That's fucked, yeah, easily. You know what?
Starting point is 00:28:30 It'd be cool. Would you guys want to intro us tonight on stage, like before we go up there? Maybe. Oh, yeah, we'd love to, man. You win? I'm in, man, man. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:28:39 But one condition. Two smokes, let's go. Oh, shit. There's two in there, buddy. Oh, perfect. I know. Awesome boys. All right, man.
Starting point is 00:28:49 All right. Cheers, man. Yeah. Cheers, brother. It was fucking easy, man. There was no booze, no hard liquor at all. Which didn't make you happy. I didn't care.
Starting point is 00:28:58 That was all right. I was just happy to be in there. I had a drink. Anyway, man, it turned out to be wicked. You know, you never expect, you don't know what to expect with big fucking rock stars. You know, they could be dicks or anyway. They were fucking awesome. They didn't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:29:13 We were in there. We were fucking great. We went from no ticket, it's scared. We're going to get arrested to fucking hey. Can we sign that autograph? You can fucking steal right now. And hey, you guys want to fucking introduce us.
Starting point is 00:29:27 It's like, what? Yeah. See that? That's rock and roll, man. That is fucking awesome. That's the way every band should fucking be. Adam and the whole goddamn band. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Yeah, man. I just want to say, yeah, cheers, boys, if you're watching this because that was fucking great. So now do we want to show them some footage on stage of us? I guess we can show us introducing them. It wasn't one of your greatest moments, let me tell you. Really? Well, you were kind of drunk.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I fucked up a couple of the names. Well, there's three bands you fucked up two of their names. I'm surprised you didn't fuck up three days of grace. We tore one of them. That was bad. Anyway, love those guys, love all the bands. All right, so let's see what happens. And Randy, he can fuck off.
Starting point is 00:30:08 What the fuck was he doing there? That's what life is all about. Right there. What an experience. It was fucking meeting new friends. The crowd was incredible. That was great. It's good to be up, you know, in front of the night.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Even with Randy there, it was still a great. You did put a damper on there for a second, but yeah. No. I fucking love those guys. Thanks for the amazing hospitality to the whole fucking band. In three days, they're done. They're tour in Canada. They're going to be going over to Europe.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Royal task. Yeah, they're going to Europe and they're going to fucking kill it over there. Man, I wish we were over there, like in fucking England or Ireland. I need to go see them again, like, soon. That was wicked. Okay, maybe we'll go to get. Campfire shit they did on stage. Just like being at Sunnyvale, man.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Oh. Just like it, man. Pissing on the fence and everything. All right. Well, cheers, everybody. Until the next time, we're going to enjoy this holiday Monday. Thanks again to all three bands. We had a great fucking night.
Starting point is 00:32:47 And we'll see you in seven days, I guess. Yeah, man. Seven days, grace. Seven days grace. Cheers. If you'd like to see the video version of this podcast, go to Trailerparkboysplus.com and subscribe.

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