Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 48 - Three Days Grace
Episode Date: May 25, 2026Ricky and Julian sneak into Three Days Grace's Halifax gig and hang with the band... but will they make it onstage? Ricky also pages Dr. Julian for a medical exam, and judges another f**ked Dummy and ...Drunk Lahey of the Week. Plus: Julian spills the beans on TPB Season 13!
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Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Yeah. What's going on, man?
I don't know, man. You got energy. I guess I'm trying to feed off it and have energy, too.
Feed off the energy. Welcome to the park after dark on holiday Monday here in Canada. Is it a holiday?
Yeah, man, it's a long weekend. I don't know if it is everywhere, but it is in Canada.
The May 24 weekend
Yeah
And I didn't drink a 24
This year
But I had probably
A 24 liquor drinks
You know what
I've never
I never have
Had a 2-4
On 24 weekend
Don't like the airman
Is the May 24 weekend
Because it's the 24th
Or is it just 24 beer
Why do they call it
The May 24 weekend
Because
I know it's for the Queen's birthday
But the Queen's birthday
The Queen's birthday
The 21st I thought
Oh fuck
See now
You know what
Just a second
I don't fucking know.
It might sometimes it'll say what it's about here.
Okay, it's...
Maybe the Queen's birthday is the 24th.
I don't know.
I fuck shit up all the time.
It's Victoria.
It's Victoria Day.
Yeah, but is that supposed to be the 24th?
I know it's always the Monday.
It's May 18th this year, but boy.
Right, so...
May 24.
So now you...
You got to think it's...
I think it's...
I think it's...
Maybe her birthday's the 24th, and I just...
I thought the Tour of the 21st.
second. God damn it.
It changes every fucking year, doesn't it?
We've got to be prepared next time.
We've said, we've got to fucking be able to help you.
Okay, just suck.
Hey, one's Queen Elizabeth's birthday.
Is it like May 2-4?
Is that the deal?
May 2-4.
Subscribing.
Subscribing to what?
Subscribe.
Not subscribe.
Spinning?
It's spinning, man.
Okay, all right.
In Canada, what people traditionally call Victoria.
day lands on the Monday before May 25 and is tied historically to Queen Elizabeth's
birthday which is May 24 I fucking god I like the thing better but no we're talking
about the different queen we're talking about the Queen mother right 1819 is
when she was born man Jesus all right so they're still celebrating her birthday it's
kind of yeah yeah that's a weird all right you know what it's a day off for people
that's all that matters yeah get down to it
Unless you're a history fucking dude.
Give a shit.
Well, I'm glad we fucking solved that.
All right.
Debarkery.
Okay, last week we're going to talk about, we're going to talk about what happened last week.
We had a fucking good time last week.
We got to go to a wicked rock show.
The best times I've had in a long fucking time, man.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
We had no tickets.
And we were like, fuck going through the sewer.
We just thought we'd be confident.
Okay.
Security's not exactly.
very strict these days I guess
so but okay we're not going to get into that
yeah we'll show that later we pulled it off
but man what a fucking show
what a show okay we're gonna talk
Royal Tusk
Finger 11 finger 11
which three days grace
who fucking they all killed but three days
grace what a fucking show
man they were fucking awesome I may or may not have fucked up
the names when we well okay we'll get
into that we went from having no text
all of a sudden maybe we got on stage
to do some introductions because you were drunk man
you were wasted I'm but
But that's, you know what, that's a good segue.
Why would I say Husk?
I know, but that's a great segue into what we're going to do right now.
Fingers 11?
I know, listen.
I mean, it should be.
They should have been called the 11th finger, I think.
Be less confusing.
See, now you're...
Finger 11?
No, yeah.
Not fingers.
Finger 11, not fingers.
I know.
We fucking went on tour with them years ago.
They're good guys.
Lucky.
Love them.
We got drunk of the week and fucking dumb of the week.
We're doing it right now.
What's once first?
Lay.
Dr.
We're going drunk of the week first.
All right, everybody, check this out.
These drunk fucks.
Okay, we got a guy on a park bench.
Fully passed out.
His neck is at a 90-degree angle.
He's pissing on himself.
What the fuck?
Dude.
That reminds me of fucking Terry in jail.
Dude.
High on glue.
Wow, that is a fucked up.
Was that a real stream?
Yeah.
Okay.
That was a real one, man.
I don't know if we need to see the scene.
Look.
We don't.
He's almost pissing his own mouth.
Yeah.
See, he had to have been pissing on his own.
mouth, that would, I don't know, we're going to get into what...
That is, fuck.
Okay, that's pretty...
Get that one the fuck off, Chipper.
That's pretty drunk.
Jesus.
Did you see his weaner?
I couldn't tell it was a thumb or what?
I was trying to look there, but...
I was trying to see it, but...
I think there was a bit of wean there, bud.
Definitely a tip.
Oh, this guy's going up a circular stone...
This is not going to end well.
Oh, yeah, here you go.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, yeah.
Falling down a stone, circular stone.
Steps. Are those stone?
Oh my.
Drop the glass, dude.
He spilled his dream. He's not a great drunk.
What a fucking amateur.
All right. That was all right.
Got a guy sitting down.
He can't get off.
He's trying to get out.
He can't even get off the fucking couch.
He's got that drum.
That drum stare, hey?
That's the glare.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck is on his base?
What the fuck's going on with his base?
He's a home.
Oh, he got up and stumbled and
Flocked in the, what the fuck is that pile of shit?
It's like a front fight. This piece is a car, man.
Oh, man.
It's like the whole front end of a fucking...
The fuck was all over his head.
What the fuck is it?
Orange paint?
Oh, yeah.
He's orange.
Oh, he fucking whacked his head off the bumper hurt.
All right.
Okay, man, I don't know.
I mean, there's pissy...
You were way worse than that at the concert, man.
Pissy McPissor, man.
Pissy McPisoooo.
Mr.ton was just a bit weird.
That was...
Do you know what?
Like, I've never done that wasted.
That's not really a drunk move.
I don't know what the fuck on the good is.
That's like I don't give a fuck.
I'm not moving piss.
Okay, let's go on to the dums of...
Well, we're going to pick a winner or no.
I don't know.
It's kind of heard...
Okay, we may as well because I'm going to forget.
I think Orange Head is a good...
Orange Head is a good...
Just because I've been there
where you can't get up,
then you finally get up and you stumble and you fucking get hurt.
Yeah.
The guy falling down the stairs
that wasn't long enough.
I wanted to see...
Oh, if you...
He'd go down and down.
I agree.
Yeah, I was-
Fucking swearing and shit on the way down.
Remember that if you guys are fucking up and you got someone videotaping you, get the swearing out.
Alright, so Orange Head-Head-Refact.
Orange Head is the first one.
Pumpkinhead, you are this week's lady drunk of the week.
Congrats.
What are you doing?
You're taking my tire?
Is that what you're doing?
Is that right?
So this guy's just taking some of his tire.
My tire is gone.
Your tire is gone?
is gone so you're gonna just take other people's tire I don't think you're gonna take it I'll
tell you that right now I'll tell you not gonna take it why's up you're picking up
you're gonna hold it yeah buddy doesn't give a fuck you don't do that to people's car
okay you don't do that to people's car so I just want to let you know I just want
let you know that I have police coming on the way people don't do that go out of
people's car just take it you trying to distract me from getting away sir you know
I'm just telling you call some sir I'm just telling you that right now
You see this? Yeah, I got cops coming right down.
I don't think you'd get far, but go ahead.
Well, yeah, dude, that's why I brought my truck here, okay?
Yeah.
If I wanted to just steal your tire, yeah.
Yeah, I think you just tried that, though, right?
I'm not trying to steal your tire.
You're not trying to steal my tire.
No.
Okay.
I was going to take my room off my truck and then put it on your truck.
Wow, this is what he is.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, that's what he is.
Whoa, he's going to borrow the tire and bring it back.
Okay.
I like this guy.
This guy's awesome.
Let's see.
That's why I drove my truck here.
Yeah.
Okay, buddy.
If I want to steal your tire, I want to put it in the truck.
Yeah.
Okay.
You don't think I work my ass on for my truck too?
Yeah, so why do you take my tire?
Yeah.
So it's not used it every day.
Yeah.
So you just take it?
You actually some thought put it to this.
Oh, is that right?
Whoa.
Guys, I see that because you're going to jack and everything else.
So I know.
That's good.
So I'm not trying to be a fucking just a thief.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I work my ass off for this truck, man.
Oh, well, you're selling it.
I'm selling it.
Because you don't know what I mean, buddy?
What does I have to do with it?
Put my rim on your time.
Yeah.
Wow, man.
Holy shit.
That's...
I don't know if he's...
I don't know if it's dumb or fucking brilliant.
I don't know.
It's hard, man.
That's either going to say he's a level above you or level below you.
What do you think?
I don't know.
I like it.
It's giving me some inspiration.
Okay, great.
That's all we fucking mean.
See, this...
The dumb of the week.
What's going to happen?
Oh, he's getting...
He's running himself over.
Whoa.
Oh, man.
Oh, he, this guy's getting dragged behind a five-ton.
He fucked up.
Still hanging on.
Oh.
Oh, now he's falling off onto the, oh, that was dumb.
That was pretty dumb.
So what happened?
At first I thought he was a DJ, had lights set off.
There was a back on a five-ton.
I thought he was a fucking DJ.
What are you talking about, man?
It was just optical delusion.
He's got his headphones on, so I thought he was, like, playing some tunes.
Why would he keep hanging on?
You stood pretty good there for a second.
All right, dumb of the week number three.
Here we go.
He's putting his hand on a dark pole.
Oh, Jesus.
Dude!
What the fuck?
So the guy puts his hand on a dartboard thinking the guy's going to be able to put it in between his fingers,
and then he takes a dart in the head, and he's not even aware of it?
That's a whole new level of dumb.
that's like
how are you not aware
that you got hit in the fucking forehead with a dirt
it's like going over with some dirt
and throwing one of the cow's head
If you're putting your hand on the dirt board
Thinking someone's talented enough to put a dirt in between your
Drugs
And they hit you in the fucking head
Like number one you should never put your hand
Anywhere near the dirt board
So what's not going to do with those fucking brain
Are you clearly not much
Well there's no you can't feel it in your brain
How did it puncture in?
It shouldn't it should have bones
Did it go into the bone?
It must have went into the bone.
Oh, yeah.
It's in there.
What the fuck?
And buddy wasn't, like, to do that, he must have been giving her the good fucking chip, man.
I guess it would have got to his brain.
I mean, I think he's got it.
It had zero effect, clearly.
I think he's the wonderful of the weak, man.
That is, like, beyond Jacob, Trevor Corey.
This is an AI, is it?
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
Like, you stunned, motherfucker.
Yeah, he just doesn't even react to it.
The dumbest person I've ever seen in my fucking life was this guy.
He wins.
Oh, fuck.
He's going to be the champ.
He's going to be the dumbest.
I don't know what's going to beat him ever.
No one's beating this guy.
He needs to follow up the deal.
Dirt in the fucking forehead.
You are the dummy of the week.
Well, done, sir.
More than the dummy of the week.
And I guess you feel zero pain.
And I, you don't want.
I think he gets the fucking golden buzzer that guy.
Oh, he's going on to the finals?
He's going to the fucking finals, man.
Unbelievable.
I just wish there was more footage.
I need to know more about him.
Yeah, man.
Like, if there's any, like, fucking footage afterwards or even beforehand, like, please send a time.
The hand, putting your hand on a dark board is probably not the smartest thing.
And you see that all the time.
You see the people get them in the hands.
I think they're telling them that they needed to move back.
And he was like, oh.
But the buddy was just, like, hand there.
his face there
like he
like dude
but how do you not know
you have a fucking dirt
in your forehead
well I guess the brain
unless he has no nerves
running through his brain
no you don't feel shit
in your brain man
do you ever watch Hannibal
he's there
fucking digging away
that fucking person's brain
at the door table
you don't feel anything
then
I need this guy
to come work for me
no we
well
can imagine that guy
hanging around with Jacob
and Corey
and fucking Trevor
the four of them
yeah a whole lot of dumb
man
and the skateboard guy
that was pretty
fucking dumb too
that was more of
I forgot about that guy
more of an accident
that was just stupid shit
not like dumb
this is the dumb
dumbest thing
all right
I don't remember what the other one was
what was the other one
the tire thief
oh the fuck
oh my fuck we forgot about
the tire guy
yeah but he's
He's not dumb.
He's not dumb.
The guy filming him.
We use the dumb guy.
I mean, he's dumb for fucking doing it.
But the way he's trying to explain it, like, I can kind of like that guy.
Yeah, no.
Dirt in the head.
Dard in the head wins it.
All right.
Okay, let's get the fucking, let's get this three days grace.
Shit out of going, man.
You want to go out with a bang or what are you thinking?
Let's talk about it.
Talk about what?
What the, how the fuck we got in, man.
Yeah, but are we showing that now or are we showing it near the end?
You're the one that's fucking always in charge of your little segments.
Well, we could just start talking about unless you want to talk about some shit going on in the world.
Oh, fuck, you know why?
That's a couple things that I'd like to discuss.
You know what I mean you see the MMA fighters?
They get the cauliflower ear.
I have, yeah, what the fuck is up in these Russian men?
These Russian men are getting operations to get the cauliflower ears going.
So they look like MMA fighters, even though they're not.
And they, just to fucking intimidate people.
Just to be.
It's like, don't fuck with me.
Look at my ears, but.
I'm a tough motherfucker.
And you know what?
It probably works.
But if somebody calls him on,
I said, oh, there's a fucking MMA guy.
I'm going to challenge him to a little fight.
Bring it the fuck on.
They're not going to be able to fight like an MMA guy.
They're going to get the shit kicked out of him.
So you look fucked and you're going to get fucking shit kicked out of you.
I don't understand it.
And I guess the fucking doctors book solid for.
month and a name. Oh yeah.
What the fuck is wrong with people, man? I don't know, man.
It's that shit you always talk about. You got to love yourself.
Yeah, man. You got to... Is that what it is? I don't know.
Well, yeah, man. I mean, you gotta love yourself, I guess, but...
I can't remember ever saying that. But yeah. You gotta stop trying to fuck with the way you look and just...
You gotta just be your fucking self and be good. Like, you...
Embrace your normal ears.
Who, like, what do you do you talk?
trying to do with you it's like it'd be like me going to the doctor and get my nose fucking
broken in a half so I look like a goddamn NHL tough you know what there's people that do that
really oh there's people that fucking break their nose to make it look like they got the bend in the
nose there's people that fuck up their knuckles make a look like they got you know they broke
their knuckles in somebody's face it's fucked up man people are weird how about just trying to be
fucking cool and and not the kind of guy that wants around knocking people around right peace
Remember that guy I always saw it and he had a scar that went right down the center of his head, down his nose, down through his lips.
Yeah?
I'd like to know what happened to that guy.
I thought he did it.
I thought he did it to himself.
He made, that's what I'm thinking after this kind of shit.
He said I thought it would look cool, man.
It's kind of a coincidence that, and I don't believe in coincidence is that often, but it would be weird that it would just go right down the perfectly center of his face if it was an accident.
Yeah, he took like a fucking sword or a knife or something just went,
this is one we got to talk about
because this is
I don't know man
I didn't ever think about this
but you know when you
well I learned something also new
but you know when you'd give them the peace sign
or whatever you do yourself
what's up
actually
you gotta fucking do it anymore
because
they can fucking get your fingerprints from it now
because cameras are so high-res
and AI it can scan your fucking fingerprints
so no more
I didn't know this
but I always thought this was the piece sign
which it is
but it's also the victory sign.
The V for victory.
Did not know that.
V for victory.
Yeah, so you win, you're like,
Victory.
Freedom.
We usually do this, number one.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Victory.
Who does fucking victory?
I don't know.
I always thought it was just a peace sign.
It's the peace sign.
I thought, like, one piece sign is like,
one piece sign is fuck off, I think, isn't it?
Like if you do it the wrong way?
Is that peace?
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Back in the hippie scenes,
That was the piece sign.
I guess they can give you,
god damn, steal your fingerprints
for that biometric
security bullshit.
Biometrics.
I guess it's what it's called.
I've never heard of it.
Oh, man.
Yeah, man, they're taking the fingerprints.
Yeah, I can totally get it.
From now on you've got to do a backwards piece sign.
They can't fucking get your fingernail prints.
Well, they can, but it wouldn't do much.
Then they'll be saying, yeah, we get some kind of
fucking things in your fingernails.
Who knows, man?
You don't know.
There's technology out there.
We have no idea.
This was a fucked up one.
Dr. miraculously cures man's heart problem
by sticking a finger in his anus.
What?
Hey, whoa.
A hurt problem?
Yeah.
What the fuck was...
Well, of course.
You can read a headline like that.
You got to read on.
So I did.
Please fill me in, man.
This young New York man, he had these major heart palpitations.
Is that a great wound?
Palpitations, yeah, man.
Good one.
Took us fucking hard up to like 140, 150 beats per minute.
That's gone. That's kicking.
That's fast.
Dangerous, I guess.
So he went in.
One of the first things they do, I guess, is a digital rectal exam.
But by digital, they mean a digit.
No, man.
Yeah.
The DRE.
The digital rectal exam.
I didn't know that Dr. D.
Dr.
Ray means Dr. Rectal.
Is that what Trey stands for?
No, it's me, man.
Digital rectal exam.
How long is these digital rectal...
No, how long has the digital rectal exam been, like, going?
Well, this is, like, apparently when you have high heart rate shit when you go in the hospital, sometimes it's caused by internal bleeding.
Okay.
So the quickest, fastest way is to put a fucking finger up there, and if comes out bloody, you've got internal bleeding.
If it comes out not bloody, you don't.
Really?
I would not have thought of that.
But how?
I don't know.
But anyway, so what they think happened is they put the finger up the ass and it hit some
fucking nerve.
Mm-hmm.
The sphincter?
It stimulated a major nerve and released the tension.
And he went for a checkup three months later.
Release the nerve.
That's where your thing is.
Your prostate's up there.
Maybe they just give them up.
I don't know.
So if some fucking nerve got all bound up or some shit and caused him have these heart palpitations,
a little finger up the rectum, and boom.
I feel great.
I guess it was pretty much instantaneous.
Heart went from fucking 140 down to less than 80.
You know what?
It's kind of like you'd like to
fucking experiment to see if there's that, you know,
if you get a little heart problem.
My heart starts racing,
sometimes that happens when you get high.
I'm not the one doing it.
I am not playing doctor.
I can probably do it to myself, no?
You would have to.
I would definitely.
I don't do it, man. You wouldn't be a doctor for me for a day? No. For a day.
Sit around and hang out in your trailer and finger hole all day? That's not going to happen,
man. Jesus Christ. That's where the friendship just goes, sorry dude, you're on your own.
If you were a doctor, would you do it? If I was a fucking doctor, I would have to do it.
We're not pulling a doctor, man. There's no fucking way.
All right, so are we going to get into it?
I don't know.
Can we get into a chipper?
Yeah.
All right.
We're going to get into it.
All right, so we show up at the Scotia Bank Center.
We had no tickets.
We didn't find out about the concert the last minute.
And we fucking love, well, we like all the bands.
They were all fucking honest.
Three days, grace, man.
When they came out, I just got in there because they were just raging, screaming.
I was like, yes, I get these guys.
I fucking need this in my life.
We got to back up, though, Ricky, to us getting in.
right now you try you tried you tried to take me
we did not have tickets
and my first thing was like sewer
and you're like fuck that we stink like
not gonna smell like piss and shit during a
fucking three days grace concert which was a good call
so I'm like you know what we're just gonna fucking go in
right through the security
hopefully we get a dummy and we did
and because you look nothing like the lead singer
even though I may have claimed you were the lead singer
and I was just getting you back to your room
to get your fancy pants on
and put on the fake
fake mohawk.
Moah.
All right, let's just run it.
Let's just get this going, man.
Anyway, thankfully.
You did, you did an awesome job.
It was either very nice or very, not on the ball, I don't know.
It kind of caught me off guard, this guy letting us in so quickly, though.
He was a great, great guy.
Like, I thought you'd be there for at least a half hour.
Trying to explain this shit.
Okay, here's the deal.
You're the lead singer.
These guys don't have a fucking clue.
I'm just gonna flash this.
He looks past here and hopefully it works, all right?
I know.
Do you even fucking look like this guy?
No, he looked nothing like him.
What?
Ricky, he's not going to know what the fucking singer looks like.
Hey, how's it going about?
I got the lead singer here from the band.
He's got to take him in to get his leather pants on and fake mohawk and all that stuff.
He said to go.
He said to go.
All right, thanks, man.
That was fucking easy.
That was awesome, buddy.
All right.
Okay.
Last summer we were here.
The dressing rooms were...
That way?
That way.
This way.
No, man.
What are you doing?
I don't know where I'm going.
It's up this.
There should be some signs saying dressing room or something, no?
Well, yeah, you gotta, you gotta go.
There's the buses.
Oh yeah, it's down this way for sure.
I love to steal one of those fucking buses.
We're not gonna...
You guys not having a nice white bus in your driveway?
That'd be wicked.
We're not gonna steal a fucking bus.
How are you gonna get the bus out of there?
So I forgot how big, like the backstage of a rock show is.
Like, you need a map.
But the thing is, you just go around, man.
Oh, I know.
oval, right?
Those guys know
what a traveling style, too.
Yeah, what the fuck is up with you
and white buses, man?
What?
White swans, white buses.
You did something about...
Well, back in the day, you know,
if you were fucking famous
and you were big time,
you had a white horse.
So it's kind of the...
I think it's the same thing, man.
But white bus is just,
it's top of the line.
The top end.
White fucking horse.
It doesn't get any higher than that, buddy.
What about fucking black beauty?
Someone getting on that horse.
You look way.
cooler on Black Beauty. I like a black bus
too. Okay.
All right. So, fucking
colored bus. But
the white bus just, I don't know.
We traveled on a black bus
one time. It was awesome. That was awesome. It's hard to keep it
clean. Yeah. But man, those white
buses, I don't know. Just something about them. It's like
white leather furniture. It's high
end.
All right, man.
So if you own like a big
old man, just like white,
aware. Is that what you'd be thinking? No, I'd mix it up. I would definitely have white leather
couch. People have just complete white out there. Yeah, that's too much.
Too much, man. All right? I'm going to have some color, but I like white leather furniture.
If you can even, even if, does it exist? I don't even know.
It doesn't exist. Man, everybody's, never mind. It does, yeah. Okay, so then we get to the
fucking dressing room. We did find it because, you know, they put up signs, which is helpful.
Dresser room. There we go.
Where the fuck do we go now?
Wordroom, uh, dressing room.
All right, we get the pisser here.
Nice.
Fuck yeah!
Alright, let's get some booze.
I am getting fucking wasted.
But, check that fucking thing out.
You know what, I bet you that's worth at least $2,500.
Maybe three.
We can actually...
Look, these things are signed.
What we can do is, you know, get those signatures, learn how to do it, sign the guitar.
do what's on the guitar that's an extra 10 grand protein otherwise it has some better foods
booze booze chips lightly salted the fuck what the fuck bananas beer what's what's what
kind of rock star band has a weird limes just beer I don't even know what any of the
shit is bios steel the fuck is that bio steel oh they got some insurer protein drinks here for
you vegetables yeah he's protein I'll take those
I can't get drunk off beer.
Well, there's some mixed nuts over here.
Do you want the mixed nuts, buddy?
Nuts.
Do I want your nuts?
You want some nuts.
There's all kinds of.
There's four things of nuts there.
It's sold out tonight, so it should be a good show.
Hey, guys.
What the fuck?
Cory Jacobson.
I'm from CB4, Nova Scotia News.
Just want to ask a couple questions.
Who are you guys?
Well, we're three days, Grace.
Why are you guys in our dressing room for one?
Oh, is this your guys' dressing room, is it?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But that's cool.
We were just told to come up.
in here and have some sort of yeah hopefully you guys can answer a couple questions and okay okay yeah we can
do that there's a lot of lame stuff in here yeah well it's very very healthy beer boys come on yeah
yeah just some beers uh anyway wait so you're from the news yeah yeah that's is that where
i recognize you from it could be i've been on the news for quite a while i know these guys are
yeah and uh asking the fucking questions
So if you guys ever been dying to meet somebody and then you finally met them and they turned out to be like a dick?
Has that ever happened?
Occasionally.
Yeah.
The odd time.
The odd time it's happened.
I feel like it might be happening now.
We know who you guys are.
We know who you guys are.
What was another question?
There was the other one that...
Yeah, what's your go-to, like, drunk and high dance moves?
Ricky.
Oh, what the fact is a...
That's an unusual question.
That is a weird one.
Maybe the running men?
I used to do that once in a while.
You're fucking kidding.
You asked some questions.
I have no fucking questions.
I'm the guy.
I'm the guy.
I'm the guy.
Are you guys doing a new season or what?
So you do know who we are, I guess?
All right, okay.
We came in here to try to get some drinks.
You know what?
We may or may not have talked about maybe taking those guitars.
I don't know if you guys need them.
Try to do that.
Okay.
Unless they want to give us one.
Well, there is a season 13.
But it's going to be out this.
year man okay just don't bust it's tied up with these suit dummies and suit
dummies fuck everything bank dummies investor dummies fucking all kinds of
network dummies well this is awesome you guys are in a room man if if you do
want to play guitar take a guitar you can do that I don't mind oh man
fucking way all right that's awesome man it's good to meet you guys holy
holy shirt nice to meet you guys this is cool we couldn't get tickets so we just
you know you kind of snuck our way in here and you guys don't mind sign that
before we take off, huh?
We can't.
Yeah, no problem.
He took the most expensive one.
I told you, $2,000, I bet.
How much?
Yeah, a couple grand, I guess.
A couple grand, I guess.
Probably get $500 for that.
We're 10 grand if it's on, man.
Check that out.
That's fucked, yeah, easily.
You know what?
It'd be cool.
Would you guys want to intro us tonight on stage,
like before we go up there?
Maybe.
Oh, yeah, we'd love to, man.
You win?
I'm in, man, man.
Awesome.
But one condition.
Two smokes, let's go.
Oh, shit.
There's two in there, buddy.
Oh, perfect.
I know.
Awesome boys.
All right, man.
All right.
Cheers, man.
Yeah.
Cheers, brother.
It was fucking easy, man.
There was no booze, no hard liquor at all.
Which didn't make you happy.
I didn't care.
That was all right.
I was just happy to be in there.
I had a drink.
Anyway, man, it turned out to be wicked.
You know, you never expect, you don't know what to expect with big fucking rock stars.
You know, they could be dicks or anyway.
They were fucking awesome.
They didn't give a fuck.
We were in there.
We were fucking great.
We went from no ticket,
it's scared.
We're going to get arrested to fucking hey.
Can we sign that autograph?
You can fucking steal right now.
And hey, you guys want to fucking introduce us.
It's like, what?
Yeah.
See that?
That's rock and roll, man.
That is fucking awesome.
That's the way every band should fucking be.
Adam and the whole goddamn band.
Awesome.
Yeah, man.
I just want to say, yeah, cheers, boys,
if you're watching this because that was fucking great.
So now do we want to show them some footage on stage of us?
I guess we can show us introducing them.
It wasn't one of your greatest moments, let me tell you.
Really?
Well, you were kind of drunk.
I fucked up a couple of the names.
Well, there's three bands you fucked up two of their names.
I'm surprised you didn't fuck up three days of grace.
We tore one of them.
That was bad.
Anyway, love those guys, love all the bands.
All right, so let's see what happens.
And Randy, he can fuck off.
What the fuck was he doing there?
That's what life is all about.
Right there.
What an experience.
It was fucking meeting new friends.
The crowd was incredible.
That was great.
It's good to be up, you know, in front of the night.
Even with Randy there, it was still a great.
You did put a damper on there for a second, but yeah.
No.
I fucking love those guys.
Thanks for the amazing hospitality to the whole fucking band.
In three days, they're done.
They're tour in Canada.
They're going to be going over to Europe.
Royal task.
Yeah, they're going to Europe and they're going to fucking kill it over there.
Man, I wish we were over there, like in fucking England or Ireland.
I need to go see them again, like, soon.
That was wicked.
Okay, maybe we'll go to get.
Campfire shit they did on stage.
Just like being at Sunnyvale, man.
Oh.
Just like it, man.
Pissing on the fence and everything.
All right.
Well, cheers, everybody.
Until the next time, we're going to enjoy this holiday Monday.
Thanks again to all three bands.
We had a great fucking night.
And we'll see you in seven days, I guess.
Yeah, man.
Seven days, grace.
Seven days grace.
Cheers.
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