Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 49 - A Wild Ride With Steve-O

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

Strap in for one f**kin' wild ride! Special guest Steve-O spills the beans on his most f**ked stunts, smuggling drugs to Sweden, and a hot sauce for your butthole. He also reveals which pop megastar was a royal DICK!

To watch the video version of park after dark in my fucking trailer go to swearnet.com or download the swearnet trailer park boys app Fuck off Holy fuck welcome boys Very excited who wants to do the intro? All right, who's hosting this fucking thing? You want me to host? You hosting it? Well, you fucked it up now.

Hey, what's up, everybody? This is Park After Dark. We've got a special guest here today. You guys know who the fuck this guy is. Steve Wall. Steve Wall's here. Bubbs is gonna be your host for today. Go for it, Bubbs.

Way to go, Bubbs. You're asking every question. How the fuck did we pull this off? How you doing, bud? Hanging tough, man. Yeah, I didn't. Steve-o's here. We're in Sunnyvale, and you're in town doing a show.

And what's that? Oh. No. You fucked things up, Bubbs. Okay. Okay, I fucked things up, Bubs. Okay! That's what you do. Okay, I fucked things up. Sorry, I got some...

So, he got so deep into like, really like... He's turning into like Phil Donahue when he does his shit. Smoke coming out of his ears. Trying to figure it out. Who's actually watching a lot of reruns of Oprah to try to interview people better. I saw you, Bubs. Reruns of what? Oprah, like back in the 90s.

I don't watch Oprah reruns. You don't. I saw them all the first time. So this, the show happened on Easter Saturday, I guess this happened on Easter Saturday as well, right? Yeah, yeah it did. Okay. What are you talking about, Ricky? Yeah, yeah it did. Okay.

What are you talking about, Ricky? So what's the point here? I don't know. Look, I apologize. These guys are baked out of their goddamn minds. That's not true. And they're not making any sense. All right, so let's get right into it here. Something I always wanted to ask you.

What would you say is the absolute most fucked up thing you've ever done in your life? Jesus Christ. Ah man. We're open. It's a good question. How many people ask you that question? A lot.

A lot. But here's the twist. What? I want the real answer. Okay. Ah. Okay. Like I want you to dig deep. maybe something you never thought of before. And you're like, oh yeah, I remember when I did that.

I forgot to tell that story. All right, I'm gonna tell you that over the years, my answer was that I had a top three. Okay. Wow. Injecting five ounces of vodka into my arm. What the fuck, really? Yeah, I did that.

You should have put rum in there. Yeah, but the thing is that I would have done whiskey. Okay. Because I'd heard Motley Crue shot up whiskey when they ran out of drugs. But the thing is that I didn't really think it was a good idea to do pure alcohol. I wanted to mix the alcohol with the saline solution that comes in that bag. So that's why I went with vodka. So I could legitimately pour that vodka in, but essentially I shot up a mixed drink.

At first I was only going to shoot up one ounce of vodka. I poured it in, and I was like, man, I don't think I really feel much happening. I was like, pour in two more. So then I poured in two more, and I was like, oh man, the bag's getting down. I was like, pour in two more. So I got all five ounces injected into my arm,

and then when the bag was just about empty, I was like, man, I'm okay. Let's wheel my IV stand to the bar and just do shots so that I would be, like, more, like, demonstrably drunk to film my outro for the bit. I was excited about that. It worked out fine. How did that make you feel? Yeah, but what happened to you?

You got, like, five ounces right into your veins. What does it do to you? You know, I think I was just, like like particularly on fire with alcohol at that point. Like my tolerance is probably pretty high. I mean, I certainly got drunk, but everybody was scared. They thought maybe I'm gonna die. Like so like on the outset that was like one of the craziest things ever. One of the most fucked up things. I've always considered that top three.

Really? Yeah, the other two, dude, I got choked completely unconscious six times in a row. No. Holy fuck. Not in a row, I'm to say six times in an afternoon. Like rear naked choke?

Rear naked choke to the point where I drop out, like, you know. They slap you, and then you do it again. Not that immediately. OK. It was like a little break, and then it was, all right, do it again. And then over the course of the day, we did it six times.

I had never even heard of that phenomenon. It was filming for the first Jackass movie in 2002. Like just one day they had this like kung fu legend, Gene LaBelle. Okay. And he like, they lined up the cast and he just went down the road. He was like, so fast, got to lay him down. Lay him down. He just like went down the line and he just went down the road. He was like, so fast. The guy just laid him down. Lay him down. He just like went down the line.

He laid us all down. Yeah, big time. That's crazy. But they're looking at the footage there like, we can't include that in the movie. That's just way too dark. And little kids are going to copy it. Like, we can't have that.

They used to do it in school all the time. Yeah. I've been choked at a few times by police officers. Yeah. It kind of sucks. But not six times in an time. It's fucked up. I've been choked out a few times by police officers. It kind of sucks. But not six times in an afternoon. That's fucked. Like a kung fu master.

Yeah, that was the thing is that Ryan Dunn, because he had that experience, he was like, just felt like totally qualified to do it himself. And we were on tour way back then, doing this like traveling kind of stunt show. And Ryan Dunn would be on the mic, he'd be like, who wants to get on stage and get choked out?

And everyone's like, and I was like, Ryan, don't do that, dude. Like, do not do that. Like that's like so not good. And it made me uncomfortable. Whenever he was doing it, I would leave the stage. But then at a certain point, I was just awake for enough days in a row.

I said, screw it. Like, let's go. Jesus. That was messed up. And then the third one, like, maybe sounds crazier than it is. I jumped out of an airplane with no parachute. Oh, I remember that. I saw that. Yeah, and that one's upsetting because it was like the worst

slam I ever took, like hitting that water. Like, it knocked the wind out of me. I was like, ah. I felt like I had, like like hitting that water. Like it knocked the wind out of me. I was like, ah. I felt like I had like internal organ damage. Like it's hit so hard. Concrete. Yeah, but my dad saw the footage of me jumping

out of this little airplane into the ocean and he's like, I don't think it looked very impressive. And then years later with social media, when you post something on its own, you really democratically get feedback over it. And that posting that on its own didn't land with social media, so my fucking dad was right. How high up were you when you went out? It's about 40 feet up and going about 40 miles an hour, which isn't that...

No, no, I've done similar things. Trying to be an astronaut. No you did. I've not jumped out of planes, but I built with centrifuge and almost found myself dead. You fucking jumped off the trailer, Bubs. That's not 40 feet.

No, but I was running pretty fast when I jumped. You had your Bionic Man sneakers on too. And I didn't hit water. 40 feet, you could definitely do some damage. That's... Yeah, that's a fall. 40 feet you could definitely do some damage. That's a fall. I mean it's kind of whatever. Did you have a buzz on for that?

Oh yeah, I had been awake for days. I had been awake for days. I was on like day three of a gnarly bender. But all that stuff is like pretty old. You know, like I'm gonna, I'm gonna kick out the airplane and I'm gonna replace it with having a four inch needle in my spinal cavity. They put, that's called an epidural, you know? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so they put a four inch needle in your spinal cavity. They inject a drug which just renders you paralyzed. Steve, well I got a question for you. But they did that and they pulled out the needle. And they just, okay, go. And I take off running. See how far and fast I can run before I become paralyzed. And that one...

I put that one in the top three. Yeah, that one was on my last tour. Did your parents ever look at you and say, Steve-o, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, a lot of people ask that, yeah. I'm surprised by your top three. Like, you don't think putting the fish hook through your fucking cheek and getting dragged around the ocean with sharks nipping at you?

That's not... I mean, that was definitely, there was potential for that. Yeah, that was definitely, I mean, it's very subjective. It's very hard, I guess, for you to pick, because you've done so many things that are... Yeah. If anybody else did one of those, I'd be like, that's crazy.

We're dealing in apples and oranges. Yeah. Very, you know, very tough to compare. Did you ever do anything that you regret? Oh, yeah. Yeah. More in my personal life than my professional life. Same with you. Yeah, like, there's just, there was,

there's a lot of me, dude, life is about learning, you know? Like if you don't do shit that you regret, how can you make adjustments, you know? See, that's not what he needs to hear. That's a fucking good point. Well, you don't need to hear that. I'm normal. You just do a lot of fucked up shit. I am normal. Yeah I think that that's like the key to life is to do a lot of things that you regret so you can learn from them and

like kind of like make improvements so ideally as you get older even though getting older really sucks dick. Like if you do it right as you get older, you kind of get better at life. So that kind of evens things out. Very smart. I like that. Yeah, dude. It takes the edge off of father time

being such a cocksucker. It is a cocksucker. All right, we've all been to jail. What was the longest you've been? What was your longest stint? 10 days. Oh, fuck, that's nothing. That's a fucking-

That's not bad. Okay, what was your favorite stint? Ten days. Oh, fuck, that's nothing. That's a fucking... That's not bad. Okay, what was your favorite meal? Ah... Favorite meal in jail? People want to know this shit, man. Favorite meal? I mean, I was pretty down for whatever. You should've started with favorite jail.

Okay, what... Yeah, that's a good one. What was your favorite jail, then? When I got arrested in Sweden. Sweden! You wanted to get arrested. We were there. He wanted to get arrested in Sweden.

He wanted to go on jail. I'll be honest with you. I was there. I was there. I was there. I was there. I was there. I was? When I got arrested in Sweden. Sweden! He wanted to get arrested. We were there. He wanted to get arrested. He wanted to go to Norway.

Here's the thing. People from Eastern Europe, like Latvia, Lithuania, all these Eastern Bloc countries, they will go to Sweden and get arrested on purpose. That's what he, that's what they told him. That's what I heard. Yeah, they'll do it literally on purpose because like Swedish jail is like really pretty nice. It's fucking, and the food's good. And the food's good. And while you're in there,

you're able to work and save up money. Holy fuck. They like, so people are in Latvia, they're like, dude, my country sucks. I'm going to a fucking jail in Sweden. I'm gonna have to fucking save up money. Holy fuck. They like, so people are in Latvia, they're like, dude, my country sucks. I'm going to fucking jail in Sweden. I'm gonna fucking save up some cash. I'll go chillin'. Go there for the winter.

Let's go winter. I'm going to fucking Sweden. You're not going to Sweden. When I was in Sweden, I was, I'd been arrested for international drug smuggling. Nice. That's not great. No, I mean, no, that's bad.

Well, it was just I was filming a bit for my, I was working on a Too Hot for TV DVD, and I was like, oh, this would be great. I'm going to pack a bunch of weed into a condom, tie it in a knot, I'll swallow it in Norway, then fly to Sweden and shit it out, and like dig it out of my shit and then smoke it, and that would be my international drug smuggling bit.

The thing was, I made the package way too big and so like, I'm on the pod, this is not coming out for like day one, day two, day three, you know? And I'm thinking, oh no, Johnny Knox told me, ha ha, you're gonna die of intestinal strangulation. And I'm like, fuck dude, this is scary. And so I was on a tour out there and I'm doing all these interviews to promote the tour

and the people are asking me, how are you doing? And I'm like, I don't think I'm okay. I think I'm gonna die because I'd swallowed all these drugs and they're not coming out. And then so they wrote that in the newspaper and the cops read the newspaper. That's not how it happened. It is absolutely how it happened. The cops read the newspaper and they're like, the newspaper, and the cops read the newspaper. That's not how it happened. It is absolutely how it happened.

The cops read the newspaper, and they're like, not in our fucking country. Now you don't do that in Sweden, you bastard. You don't throw weed in our country to get in. Right, so these undercover cops arrested me coming out of my hotel, and they're like, oh, we know that you have drugs in your body. But the thing was that I had legitimately

finally shit them out the night before, smoked all of it. we know that you have drugs in your body. But the thing was that I had legitimately finally shit them out the night before, smoked all of it. And yeah, and so I was like, oh dude, they don't have anything on me, you know? And like they raided my room, they found like stems. I had put like buds on stems. I didn't even like, and they found like a hit of ecstasy in my backpack that I didn't even know was there.

And so they take me to the jail and they're like, yeah, no, it's in there. They had me in a cell with like one way mirrors. So they're looking at me the whole time to make sure, like they, I wasn't allowed to have my hands like under the covers or the pillow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if my hands snuck under the pillow,

they'd like with the microphone, they'd be like hands. And I'd be like, oh, okay, like I gotta sleep with my arms out. Jesus, Murphy. But in that cell, I was in there for five days and like I would like push a button and they would come deliver me a cigarette and light it for me. Oh, fuck it. They had all these snacks.

The food was great. And so at one point I got a pen and I wrote on the wall, be glad you're not in jail in America. This is really nice in here. This is really good. Favorite jail, Sweden. Nice. That does sound lovely.

Did you get the cock tattoo in jail or is that something you did? Yeah, this is a new one, Sweden. Nice. That does sound lovely. Did you get the cock tattoo in jail or is that something you... Yeah, this is a new one, man. I got the cock tattoo to celebrate my 50th birthday. Nothing screams, like... But why? I don't understand. I just wanted to see how long it lasts, you know, before I got to just get a laser. He's got a cock tattoo on his cock.

Yeah. Which is weird. Yeah, that's pretty cool, man. It's a good idea. So are we bad? You have, like, you're from, you've got, like, Canadian citizenship or something? Yeah, big time.

What the fuck, how, like, how? What's going on there, man? Well, here's the thing, like, really random. I was born in England, which makes me a British citizen. My mother was born in Canada, which makes me a Canadian citizen. And my father was born in America, which makes me an American citizen. So I have all three... Three passports.

I got three valid passports all the time. I make sure I keep them all valid too. Fuckin' rooms. I always thought that that was like each extra passport was like a free ticket to crime. Yeah. They won't care if you're in a bit of drugs. You think you think.

It helps with crime. It definitely helps with the life of crime because I'll tell you this for goddamn sure. If I wasn't a Canadian citizen, there's no fucking way they'd let me in this country. No, you wouldn't be sitting here right now. Yes, especially with drunk driving arrests. Man, they don't like that.

Yeah, that'll fuck you up. Yeah, and I had two drunk driving arrests. Two? Yeah, I got my second one within one month of getting my license back from the first one. Jesus, Murphy. That is fucked up. How banged up were you?

Just slightly over or were you right over? Oh my God, dude. Yeah, I was out of my mind. I remember they were asking me to, I guess I wasn't that bad, because I can remember. They asked me to do a field sobriety tests. And I was, like the actual arrest report, I have a copy of it still.

It says, defendant declined roadside sobriety tests, stating he would prefer to take a nap. I was just too tired to fuck with that, you know? No, no. You're sounding a lot more like Ricky than I realized. He's a lot like Ricky. Unbelievable. We've long lost brother soon.

This is crazy. Yeah, you know, the closest thing that I have to a brother is my first cousin. We're about the same age. And he lives in Toronto. No way. Yeah. And he's a funeral director.

No. It's a different career path. Do you get, like, creepy fucking stories that you tell us? Oh my god, dude. It's so amazing, dude. Do you get like creepy fucking stories? Oh my god, dude. It's so fantastic. Plus, way back in the day before Jackass Everything, like 1997, I was in clown college training to become a circus clown. I read that. Yeah. And my cousin was in mortician school. Oh, fuck it. Learning

how to embalm dead bodies. That's high time. And there are moms just getting hammered, cracking up, arguing over whose son was a bigger loser. You know? My mom's like, oh, I've got this. You know? Like. No way. They're like, they're, they so wanted claim to having the bigger loser for a son. But you know, I'm still a clown. He's still fucking around with dead bodies. Like, yeah, dude. Does he have any fucked up stories?

Oh my God, dude, thank you for asking. Yeah, thank you. I got a lot of good shit. You know how whenever you, like on every fucking pop machine, if you're gonna buy a Coca-Cola soda, like, there's a little warning with like a stick figure. It says like, do not like shake the machine.

And the stick figure has the machine falling on it. One day my cousin calls me up, he's like, you know that warning on the soda machine with like, he says, I got one He was so happy Such a rare thing. Yes. I got one like there was one like there was one Movie that came out and it was like I feel like it was like football players or something like what it was like And it was like, I feel like it was like football players or something like what it was like in the movie

they're playing some dumb game where they like lay down in the middle of the road and like the traffic is just like whizzing by like and that just started this fad of like Kids copying and laying down in the road with it and they're like a lot of kids are just getting run over Yeah, yeah, and And my cousin was pretty stoked. He's like, dude, that movie came out, he's like, I got to scrape bodies off the... He's into that shit. I mean, it's one thing if I tell this stuff,

because he was at my show in Toronto on this tour, and I was talking about it on the stage. So I think it's one thing if you kind of leave it in a room with people, but it's another thing when he's committed to. Oh yeah. I don't think he cares. Like, you know, who knows man, I'm full of shit, all I do is lie.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like him. Yeah, so we're in Indonesia. And we were filming Wild Boys. We had Johnny Knoxville just randomly with us filming Wild Boys. And my cousin just happened to be on vacation in Indonesia.

So my cousin comes to the set and there I introduce him to Johnny Knoxville. And I say, yeah, this is my cousin. He's a mortician. You know, like he embalms bodies. And Knoxville just like, serious as can be, he asks him, he says, you ever, you know, like fool around with a dead body? I don't know if my cousin was like nervous

meeting Knoxville, but like he just, his answer, he looks at Knoxville, he goes, ha ha. Ha ha ha. No, no he didn't. Yeah, and I'm thinking, that's the time when you wanna have a really affirmative answer. Yeah, you definitely gotta say no. Not affirmative, but you wanna have it to stay. You wanna be clear.

No, I did not. Fucking daddy. Fucking daddy. Look, it's sticking in its mouth or whatever. Yeah. Sticking in its mouth. His mouth? It's, whatever. You said his.

I don't know. That's some Ricky shit. You can say that. I mean, you'd be, I guess you'd be curious, but... Ricky, what are you talking about? In a dead person's mouth? By curious he means hard as a rock. Wow, Ricky, I didn't know that, man.

You know what I want to do is just sit here and eat potato chips because God, you guys really did it right. You guys. Yeah, we've got a lot of flavors. Ricky drew all the pictures on the chips, too. Yeah, Ricky drew all the pictures for the flavors. You got big, because you drew pictures of potatoes. They're kinda fucked up.

Let's check out. Don't you, you have a hot sauce, we have a hot sauce, but don't you have one out that's for your bumhole? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? For your bumhole. Buy a hot sauce, we have a hot sauce, but don't you have one out that's for your bum hole? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? For your bum hole. Buy your hot sauce. Yeah, my band's for hot, Steve has hot sauce

for your butthole, yeah. Yeah. We should have brought some of that out. What's the advantage of using the butthole for? Well, I was just being silly. Like, here's the thing, I legitimately have a condiment disorder. Like, I love fucking condiments.

I do too. Yeah. Me too. A lot of people have that problem, man. I consider any kind of food to basically just be a shovel. 100%. For condiments. I couldn't agree more. I'd eat little cutouts of cardboard if I could just get lots of sauce in my head.

Yeah, I love it, man. So for me to eat like, eat almost anything, like, without hot sauce, it's just, I can't, I'm like, ah, like, it really upsets me. So, so I came up with my own hot sauce, and I really love it. I was thinking, like, oh, what do you call it? You know, and if you eat enough hot sauce,

you can feel it when you poop, you know, like, in your butthole, like, you can feel it. you poop, you know, like in your butthole, like you can feel it. And I was like, oh, I'm going to... I wanted to come up with a really clever name that kind of like tied in, like the hot for your butthole, like, and as I just went with it, kind of on the nose. Hot sauce for your butthole. Dude, but do you think people are taking it and squirting it up their holes?

I did. Oh, did you? Oh yeah. You have a pretty famous bomb hole. It's been, you know, there's been pictures of it and stuff. It's one of my t-shirts, isn't it? Dude, wait till you see my show tonight. Yeah.

Really? Yeah. All right. Yeah. Oh man. I couldn't have known. Oh, man. I... Yeah. I could have known what happens, man. Yeah.

What do you say, uh, Steve-O's butthole avenges. So you got some butthole action going on tonight. There's just, yeah, there's one, there's like one bit that, uh, really fucking tears the house down. Tears the house down. I've heard some people have to leave and they get violently ill. Fucking tears the house down. Tears the house down. I've heard some people have to leave, they get violently ill.

That was my last tour. Almost every show we would have people passing out. Oh man. There was a lot of passing out. From what? My last show I had a vasectomy on camera. Oh, fuck. And immediately after getting the vasectomy,

I rode a horse. No, man, you did not. Yeah, and then they dressed me up like a pinata and had these little kids whack me right in the nuts. Like, what? Yeah, I was like. Do you ever wake up and say, I don't wanna go to work today?

Yeah. Yeah? I got a shitty job. Yeah, but holy fuck. Wow, pinata whacked in the nuts after vasectomy. Yeah, dude, my balls turned into a goddamn plum. And when people, a lot of guys, it was just very rare that ever a woman would pass out,

but there are a lot of guys that they see a needle, like go into your ball sack, like that'll knock them right out. Yeah, me included. I don't know, man. People pass out at our shows too, but it's usually from heavy intoxication. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not, we don't show our bum holes or anything like that. Yeah, I haven't had anybody pass out on this tour. I'm actually pretty cool with that. Yeah, I haven't had anybody pass out on this tour. I'm actually pretty cool with that. Yeah, that's probably- The way he showed his nuts on one tour in Ireland. Yes, that was by accident. His nuts sort of fell out.

His nuts came out of his underwear. Well, he was doing a handstand. Oh yeah, and you had Sebastian Bach on your podcast. Yeah, dude. He's a good bud of ours. Nice, man. We know Bass quite well. What do you think of him? He's a good bud of ours. Nice, man. We know Bass quite well. One day, he's quite a character.

Ah, dude, he was fantastic, man. So much fun. Not enough energy, though. Dude, he was on fire. He's got some stories. He's got some great stories. We had a good time with him in Amsterdam. Man, you know, I kind fuckin' feel bad with Sebastian Bach

cause he was getting ready to record a music video and I was like, fuck yeah, I'll be in your music video. But then like, and then it was like, he was like, oh well, it's in like Arizona coming up in a couple weeks and I was like, ugh. I was like, I said I'd be in the video, like now I gotta go get on the airplane

and fly to Arizona, like, ah. And so I kinda welched on that. Like I really wanna do something for Sebastian Bach to make that up to him, man, because I fucking enjoyed him. I really loved him. Yeah, he's a lot of fun. Yeah, what loved him. Yeah, he's a lot of fun. Yeah, what a dude.

Yeah, he's a good dude. Yeah, you know who else? I just did Brett Michaels. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, we met him once, I think. We're a couple times. He is like, he is like uncomfortably nice. He's the nicest fucking guy in the world.

He's like Mr. Rogers, but he's a rockstar. Uncomfortably friendly. Yeah. I mean, that sounded bad. I like that. Like, almost too nice. You're like, dude, like, come on, man. You can't be this nice.

Like, what's going on? All right, who's the biggest dickhead you've met that you were like, fuck, I hope this guy's good. But he was so good. Oh, man, you're gonna get me in trouble with this one. Okay. Yeah, man. All right.

Prince. No. Yeah. And it's so funny because I remember, I remember being on a radio station, somebody asking this question. I was like, oh, Prince was like. Charles?

No. Yes. The artist formerly known as Prince. Oh, that guy. Prince Ricky Prince. And there's just a point where like, I used to, I don't know, whenever I would meet someone that I was excited to meet them,

I'd want to show them a cool trick. So I met Prince and I was like, dude, let me show you this rad trick. And then my trick was, I was like, I'm gonna balance this drink on my head, okay? And when I let go, I gotta let go. Balancing the drink on my head, I gotta put my arms down by my side. And without raising my arms,

I gotta drink it without spilling a drop. Like, are you ready? You know, and so like it's an exciting trick. Yeah. Now what I do is while I'm balancing it, like I crouch down, I get to where I'm like sitting down in the ground, I like I lay down like,

I literally like lay all the way flat on the ground and then I pick up my legs and with my knees, I pick up the cup and then I go into like this handstand, put the cup down on the ground with my knees and then pick it up with my teeth. So I literally pull off what I said I was gonna do. And as I'm doing this for Prince, he's just like rolling his eyes. And I was with this chick, she was like a Sports

Illustrated swimsuit model, which was pretty rad. He was more interested in her than me. And Prince says to my model chick, he goes, does this impress you? You know, like, just like in the most like dick-headed way, he's like, just do you think this is... And she was like, actually, yeah, I think it's really cool. Like, you should check it out. And he was just like, just a super dick. And so I tell the story,

I tell the story at the radio station, and then like I walk, and they're like, Prince just died. Oh, man. Right. It's like, I was like, oh, man, shitty timing. Tell everybody he was a dick. Oh my God, that's horrible timing.

I told everybody, you know what, he was, man, he was a dick. And the thing is, can we agree that we're tired of every single dead person. They lit up the room. They would give, I mean at least if you're gonna fucking try to say nice shit because somebody's dead, can we come up with a new one other than they lit up the room?

You know, I'm so fucking tired of everybody lighting up the fucking room. I'm jumping on board with that one. Yeah, I'm tired of people lighting up the room and I'm really also quite sick and tired of they'll give the shirt off their back. All they wanted to do was help people. That's gotta go.

Can we allow for a couple dead people here and there to be fucking dicks? I think so. You know what, he was all right, but he was a bit of an asshole. I'm gonna be honest with you. He was a bit of an asshole. Great artist.

Great artist, but he was a bit of a dick. Right. Now, before Prince passed away, there was a point where I was quite out of my mind on the sniffle snacks. Yeah. I'd been awake for a couple days. And I was in Miami where they had just had the Super Bowl. And Prince was performing the halftime show.

Yeah, yeah. I remember that. I'm still, and it was pouring the halftime show. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. I'm still, and it was pouring rain on him, like a lot of celebrities were in there, you know, and the morning after the Super Bowl, I go to meet up with Knoxville at this fancy South Beach Miami hotel. And I'm so like, Knoxville's just throwing Xanax pills in my fucking soup,

trying to get me to fucking calm down a little bit. And it was like a joke, and I'm like, I see him there, and I'm going after the pills with my spoon, and like, ha ha ha, you know, but I'm like, ha ha ha, you know? And I gotta take a piss, so I walk over, and here's Justin Timberlake coming out of this little,

like, special bungalow. And I'm like, oh, dude, I got to piss, man. And he's like, yeah, dude, fucking I'll leave the door open for you. And Justin Timberlake dips, lets me in his bungalow. And I'm like piss in the toilet. And I realize like Justin Timberlake is gone. I'm in his room. Like I could just steal everything.

Yeah. You know, like, I didn't though, I was cool. Like I shut the door on my way out, but when I did meet Justin Timberlake in the moment, I said, you know what dude, fucking, I loved watching Prince get rained on at the Super Bowl, and I'll tell you man, that guy can't dance for shit compared to you.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But. Yeah. But you want to know the sad truth? What? After that, it turned out Justin Timberlake's a dick. Yeah. Is he a dick?

No, wait, I had a feeling. Wanda. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wanda, I'm not going to say he's a dick. I'm going to say that there was an encounter. Okay. There was probably just bad timing.

Yeah. Like, we were filming something or other. One of our producers, this lovely lady, she was excited to meet Justin Timberlake. You know what he had thinking? I think he'd been a dick before the Super Bowl, because I think this... He was with Cameron Diaz.

Ah, yeah, yeah. And this producer lady said, hey, you know, is there any way, like, hey, can I get a photo with you, right? And he goes, no. No. Everything, it was just the wave. He was like, no.

You know, like. See, that's a dick. Yeah, he was being like that again. But the thing is, like, I kind of get it. Like, shit can wear you down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit can wear you down. Like, I get kind of worn out, you know?

I can tell I'm worn out if someone's like, like, he has to hurry up and become conscious. Do it quick. You know? I hate to do that, man. Like, I really try to, like, I don't want to be like fucking Princeton. Yeah, yeah. We're the same way.

Like, we, because people watch our show, so we, you know, we got to deal with some people every now and then, but not deal with them, but people are nice, usually nice. But then after, if you're doing something for hours, it's kinda hard to keep the smile going. Right, it's tough, you know? And like, when, like, you kind of get the feeling where, like, you go somewhere,

and like, right when you kind of, like, appear in a location, like, you look around, and it's like the, everything turns into like the walking dead. You got people just like coming towards you like zombies. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like holy fuck. Yeah.

That's always fun. But it's rad man. Like the, there was, I remember the first time like early, early on when there's like, it was spring break. I was at some spring break location. It was my first time like being really overwhelmed. Like everything was so new.

And I ended up finally making it into this VIP area. Sit down at the bar next to this professional wrestler guy and I'm like, I'm like, that's it. One more person, one more photo, one more. I'm gonna snap. I've had One more person, one more photo, one more. I'm going to snap. I've had enough. This guy just shakes his head. He goes, stop and think of a time

when nobody wants another photo. Yeah, that's true. I thought about that. Oh, yeah. Ooh. That would suck. That would suck, yeah. So you just got to wrap your head around it, man.

It's like, we're public property. Fucking rights. We That would suck, yeah. So you just gotta wrap your head around it, man. It's like we're public property. Fucking right. We're public property, man. So don't be a dick. Yeah, people are gonna do it. You're so sick of it with meeting people and everything. You know, like the correct answer is? Oh yeah, you're really sick of people coming up

and saying, you're the best. Yeah. You can't get sick of that. Right, then the correct answer is, it's all I ever wanted. Yeah, there we go. It's goddamn true. I mean, if they're coming up constantly going,

you suck and like hitting you, that would be no fun. How about that, dude? How about, can you imagine? That would really suck. It's bad enough on the internet the way people can be so mean. But can you imagine if they're... Ticks, man, on the internet. Yeah.

Super dicks. Super dicks? And did that like get, like, it wasn't, internet. Yeah. Super dicks. Super dicks? And did that, like, get, like, it wasn't, didn't used to be like that so bad, right? Like. No, it just keeps getting worse. No, because people used to get punched in the mouth,

remember? Yeah. Because you'd be doing it in person. That's what's missing in this world. You can't punch anyone in the face anymore. Kids don't know what it feels like to get a good punch in the face these days. That's the problem.

Right. It is the problem. I think, like, I think objectively, the reality is that it's like the way that the internet and social media has formed this dynamic of constantly putting in everybody's face how great their life isn't. Everything you look at is just like people's highlight reels. Like, oh, look at is just like people's highlight reels like I

look at this like I'm so great and you're just like it just cultivates like jealousy and the internet just cultivates misery and like dissatisfaction and jealousy and I just I think that like I think it's like we're watching it happen to the world where people are like literally just fucking angry and and mean Because it didn't it feels like it didn't used to be that way So I mean there's always a little bit of it, but now it's just so prevalent Yeah, well you think everybody just needs to get along. Yeah. Yeah, we grew up playing street hockey every day You know whatever baseball football, but now the kids are just fucking glued to their laptops and shit.

And they're like, holy fuck, that guy made a million bucks on YouTube. That's what I'm doing. Laptops, I, it's not it. It's the fucking phones. And you know what, dude, like, this is, this is, I do like just fucking watch YouTube videos. And like, I fucking watch YouTube videos. And like I'll watch YouTube videos about how smartphones

are just destroying society. Not even destroying society, but just like destroying us individually. Because like we're so programmed to like need constant like hits of dopamine. You know? That's what it is. Like now, we're conditioned.

Smartphones have changed our fundamental makeup to where we cannot stand the idea of being bored at all. Like any, like a walk without some kind of stimulus or anything. That's right. Like we can't, like it's so uncomfortable to not be stimulated by some kind of content or something. And I noticed that that's me. Like I can't do shit without like putting on a YouTube video.

Yeah, it's fucked up. It's gotta be murder for me too. Like I watch all true crime. And I like say, I'm like, now I'm just gonna enjoy a murder, you know, and then everything's okay. Yeah. Yes, a good murder. Good murder. Good murder story.

Yeah, I mean dude, like interrogation rooms where they, you know what's amazing to me? With all of this true crime content, all these great Netflix, like all these, like you know, the criminals still haven't figured out to shut the fuck up and say, give me a lawyer. Like, you're stupid, you're fucking dumb.

I mean dude, like, here you're, like, all you gotta do is just watch Netflix, like YouTube, like there's all this great, like, like there's your blueprint, like what not to do. Because when you do something fucked, you gotta tell somebody. Once in a while you get a dumb police officer and then you can sort of take your chances.

But yeah, you should just shut the fuck up. I mean, dude, it's unbelievable. When they say you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you. And people are like, dude, let me tell you. And they say, do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, sign right here.

I understand. Now let's get chatting. If you say anything, we're going to use it to fuck you. So when you get pulled over, don't see a fucking word. Just shut up. Get a lawyer. Yeah. You know, when I got that second DUI

and I would prefer to take a nap, I thought I had learned my lesson from my first DUI. So that's why I was like, no, I'm not doing this, Sibrize. I'm just too tired for this. Yeah. I'm not drunk. I'm tired. I'm exhausted. Yeah.

Right. Exhausted. And actually, I'm going to take a nap. Drinking all day. Right. So I remember And actually I'm gonna think now. We're drinking all day. Right. So I, uh, I, uh, remember like thinking, no, I handled that great. I didn't say nothing. I didn't do nothing.

I didn't incriminate myself. And I got a public defender to represent me. And I talked to this guy. I'm like, dude, we're fighting this. And the guy says, man, they got you on video at the police station, man. We're not gonna get too far. This is even for something else on that fucking video. You need to get a dream team assembled immediately.

Yeah, so I mean, if you done did it, then whether you say anything or not, it's not gonna help. But here's the thing. If they got you in an interrogation room and read you their rights, there's only one reason why you're in the interrogation room, is because they don't have, if they had enough,

then they're not gonna waste their fucking time talking to you. He says the same thing all the time. He's been saying that for years. Yeah, I mean, if they've got you, they've got you, their job's done, in the clink,, I mean, if they've got you, they've got you. Their job's done. In the clink, they're fucking on to the next thing. They're only gonna fucking sit you down and talk to you. Get it out of you.

If they don't have you. They want a confession. Yeah, and so by not saying, give me a fucking lawyer, you're letting them get you because they need to get you. They don't have you. That was a pretty good public service. Makes me mad. You know, is it crazy that when I'm watching all this true crime, I'm rooting for the criminals? Because they need to get you, they don't have you. That was a pretty good public service. Makes me mad. You need to be mad.

You know, is it crazy that when I'm watching all this true crime, I'm rooting for the criminals? I'm like, no, shut up! Sure we, we did the same fucking thing. I think we might have just educated people on how to get away with murder. You just got to fuck up. Fuck.

All right, well, I guess. I guess that's it, boys. Almost. Is it? Man, I think that was really wildly entertaining, man. I enjoyed that shit. I did too. Thanks for coming on us.

I did too. I always wanted to ask you that. I mean, I know other people ask you crazy things, but I always wanted to ask you that. Yeah. Now I did it. To watch the video, Park After Dark, go to swearnut.com or go to the Trailer Park

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