Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 5 - Deep Fried Toilet Chicken

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Ricky and Julian hope to get outta jail soon - hopefully before Ricky nukes the place making fried chicken! Also on the menu: A big-ass bigfoot, a greasy free flight hack, and a cheeseburger beast bigger than Randy. Plus: Bubbles becomes an air crash investigator!

To watch the video perk after dark go to Swear Nut dot com or go to the trailer per boys Swear Nut app Well, there's a fucking ball hockey game happening So if bubbles isn't coming here, let's just fucking do it on our own or not do it. I don't even give a fuck We're gonna do this. We're gonna wait. We're gonna give him a few more minutes, man. I'm not in the mood to do this shit. By the way, those gummies you gave me, they hit me like 40 minutes. 40 minutes, not an hour. So what does that mean? Do I got like a...

Do I digest some little fast food? I guess you didn't eat. Oh, so when you don't eat, they fucking hit you harder. Yep. You got shit in your guts, they don't hit you as fast. Billy, I don't fucking know. Deal with it later. Hey, Bubs. What do you got?

Here, Billy wanted me to give you that. He said you asked for a liter of oil and a spoon. I don't want coconut oil. I want a fucking honey oil. Well, he gave me that. What's that? Just regular old coconut oil, I want a fucking honey oil. Well, he gave me that, it's not, what's that? Just regular old coconut oil. That's fucking sunflower seed. You don't want that shit.

Get out of the way, man. Well, I don't fucking know. I'll use it for something, but... You might be able to use it to jack, Ricky. Can't smoke it. He's definitely gonna use it to jack. Actually, you know what? We could actually... How's it going, man?

It's going. How's shit on the outside? Well, it's, it's, you know, it's outside, so... How old are these? When did these get open? They're good. They've been around. Look at those ones. Very nice.

It's a dirty burger. Oh, yeah, the cheeseburger ones. Those might be my favorite ones, Look at those ones. Very nice. It's a dirty burger. Oh yeah, the cheeseburger ones. Those might be my favorite ones, the dirty burger ones. Yeah, I don't know, I like the chicken chicken one. Pretty fucking good. Very pickle-y. Pickle-y? There's a bite in the cafeteria, eh?

Don't care. Who's winning? I just steered clear of it. I didn't even want to fucking deal with it. I don't know. Murray's been starting shit all week. Yeah? I heard he's getting shanked. Murray?

Mm-hmm. In the wheelchair? Yeah. I said it better not happen. Depending where... Wouldn't really hurt him, I guess. Well, you'll still believe those. That would suck. I know what you're saying, but... Wouldn't really hurt him, I guess. Well, you'll still believe those.

I know what you're saying, but... Well, you can't just shank him, Ricky. All right. I'm not. Boys, we gotta get this on the fucking go here. All right. Get it going. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Park After Dark. I mean, who's Julian? In jail. In jail.

We're in jail again. We might have another, what, one more week in here? I think we're getting out soon. We're getting out soon. As long as you don't fuck up. And our old buddy, Bubbs, is here again to visit us. Look at that. You've been working out, man. No, just that's what I got. Oh, and that's her.

That's her. That's a good pipe. That's everything I got. That's a good pipe. How's everything I got. That's a good pipe. How many PSIs on that pipe? PSIs? Hmm. A lot.

500 PSI. I'd go if he had a little, spoke a little air hose up. 400 fucking, 400 foot pounds of torque right there, baby. Do you ever see those fucking idiots that inject that oil in them? Do you ever see those guys? Yeah, we oil in them? Did you ever see those guys? Yeah, we talked about those guys.

Aw, man, you should do that. People are saying that's what you do. Yeah, right. Injecting oil. Inject the oil? I mean, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Oh, that's not why you wanted this, is it? No. Hey, you know what?

Maybe you wouldn't have wanted it. We could probably sell it. I didn't want that. Gonna shoot sunflower oil into your packs. Well, I bet you some people would fucking buy that. Either that, it could be that, or for Jackaloupe like you said. I might build my own deep fryer. Aw Ricky, no I'm taking that with me.

You're not building a deep fryer, you're blowing your face off. How could you build a deep fryer though? Not that hard. People use the toilet. Ah, Puffs. Well, you could deep fry in the toilet. If you put an element in there and you clear... clean it and seal it off,

put an element down in it, fill it with oil, she'll boil. So... Don't be doing that, Ricky. Don't get ideas in his head. Deep-fried toilet chicken. Deep-fried toilet chicken. Deep-fried toilet chicken, eh? That'd be good, wouldn't it? No, man. Big round of toilet chicken.

Why don't you make some toilet chicken for Julian later? I'm not eating anything that came out of a fucking toilet in here, believe me. Oh, jail toilets are clean as a whistle. Mm. Yeah, man. Honest. I just don't have it in me, man. I know there's lots of people doing it, but... What? Jail? Toilet check? Yeah, they've been...

Well, they're making food in the toilets. They're washing their clothes in the toilets. Really? Yeah, man. I'm not doing that. It's kind of gross. You know about that. What have you guys been doing all week? Making a bit of money.

Selling some shit. Had a couple good parties. Had a few good parties. A little bit of money, selling some shit. Had a couple good parties. Had a few good parties. A little bit of sports. Sports? Trying to keep healthy here, man. These aren't helping, but... What about you? What's going on out there? What's in the back of home?

I was just doing all kinds of stuff. I blocked out for a day and a half. A day and a half? Yep. On what? Some kind of weird, supposed to be fun, doing all kinds of stuff. I blocked out for a day and a half. A day and a half? Yep. On what? Some kind of weird, supposed to be vodka, but I think it was like rubbing alcohol.

It's rubbing. Did you see him? Did you drink any of it? I'm not going to drink that shit. I'm pretty sure I had a good time, but. Oh, he blocked out. He was a goddamn nightmare. Survived it.

He got through it. You can't drink fucking rubbing alcohol like that. This is a fucking... This is a good fuck around. This guy tried to get into a crowded bar. They're like, nope. You're banned, bud. He's like, oh, yeah. All right. No big deal.

Run out to his little rig, and earlier in the day, he had trapped a raccoon at his farm. No, he didn't. Released the raccoon into the crowded bars. Fuck you. Ha ha ha. And I guess it attacked somebody and bit them. So, okay, this is a fucked-up question.

So, buddy trapped the raccoon, was in the back of his truck or...? Yep, he kept it in his truck. So, he decides to keep it there and go drinking for a night? Yep. Is that what he did? So, he was gonna starve it to death.

I guess he didn't give a fuck about the raccoon. He's not fucking playing with a full deck if he releases his fucking... Anyway, he was up on charges. They tried to pull him over. He wouldn't put down his windows. He's one of those people. Wouldn't get out of his truck.

Oh, yeah. What he didn't realize was because he's under arrest, they can do whatever the fuck they want. So they smashed his window and ripped him the fuck out. Yeah. So I thought the end of the story, but then, at the end of the article it said, he was banned from the bar because of an earlier mule incident. I thought the end of the story, but then, at the end of the article it said,

he was banned from the bar because of an earlier mule incident. A mule? So buddies take the items and mule him? No. I don't know what he did with the mule. I think he tried to get the mule in the bar, but then he took off on the mule, and it was a high speed mule chase with the cops.

Oh, so he's right out of her. This guy's not normal. He's not normal. Well, he fucking traps a raccoon and keeps it in the back of his truck all night. Yeah, that's... And all night. That's kind of fucked. You've never taken...

You've left the bar with a few mules, but you've never gone in with one. I don't think Pitu would be too happy about that, would they? Who? Pitu, is it? Who's Pitu? The animal people? Petu. Petu. Petu is a little, is it a little dude?

Who's Petu? Oh, Peter. Is that what you mean? Peter's bread. Hmm. E, not I. Peter. Peta. Peter.

Peta. Is it Peta or Peter? It's not Peta. It should be. Peta. It should be though, that's what I'm saying. No, it shouldn't be Peta. P-E-T-A? Come on. Somebody's too close to Peta. It's not Peta. It should be. Peta. It should be, though.

That's what I'm saying. No, it shouldn't be Peta. P-E-T-A? Come on. It's too close to Peto. Yeah, you don't want to get that confused. No. Gepetto?

Gepetto, he built, I was going to say Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite? Pinocchio. Gepetto built Pinocchio. Yeah, he did. Which is a bit odd. That's a bit odd. What's this... Yeah, that's kinda weird, man. No, he was building a little puppet.

Mm-hmm. I'm not weird. They came to life, right? How did he come to life? He was a little boy. He gave him electric shock. They needed to... Did he? Get him alive. But he's wood. Yeah, maybe I'm thinking of one fool over the cuckoo's ass. You're thinking of fucking Frankenstein, man.

Oh, that's what I'm thinking of. How the fuck did Pinocchio come to life? You must have watched that. I've never watched that. Magic, man. I had no idea, man. There's some degree of magic involved involved because he's made of wood. There was magic involved with the snowman, Frosty.

Must have been some magic in that old... That was the New Year. Oh, fuck, man, I don't know. There had to be some magic involved with Pinocchio if he's made of wood. He doesn't have a nervous system. He's got no circulatory system. He doesn't either does a sca, uh, scarecrow.

Right? He doesn't even have a heart. All right. Who didn't have a heart? A tin man. Tin man didn't have a heart. He had a sheet metal cock though, didn't he? A sheet metal cock, the cock, the, uh, scarecrow didn't have a brain.

He was fucked. And we had a hard time walking. And tell me why they called you scarecrow and yelling at a brain. He was fucked. Remember he had a hard time walking? Isn't that why they called you scarecrow and you were out of school for a while? Hmm? I don't know. Nothing, man. No. They didn't... No, no. They called you a lion. A lion. The lion? What was the lion's deal?

He didn't have a what? He didn't have a heart. Okay, so who... The tin man, what the fuck have you... What was his deal? The scarecrow didn't have a brain. The lion didn't have a heart. Oh, the Tin Man didn't have, uh... Oil.

Or maybe the lion didn't have courage. Yeah, it was the lion. The lion was a little pussy. Oh, he was a pussy. Yeah, that was the thing. So he didn't have courage. So the tin man didn't have a heart. Or a cock. Oh, he had a cock. Well...

With rivets in it. Your version of him had a cock. So it was riveting. Ha ha ha. That's what his ladies would say. Man, how come lucky shit like this never happens to us? These old cocksuckers in California, wife was having a hankering for some pizza.

And they only had a $100 bill on them, but they wanted to tip the fucking pizza dude. Yeah. So their husband's like, well, I guess we're gonna have to go break this $100 bill so we can tip them. Goes in with a convenience store, he's like, can I get change for this? They're like, no, you gotta buy something. It's like... We're gonna have to go break this $100 bill so we can tip them. Goes in with Vienn's store.

He's like, can I get change for this? They're like, no, you gotta buy something. It's like, all right, give me two of those fucking scratch tickets, I guess. No way. Million dollars. That's fucked. Just meant to be. It was.

Never happens to us though. Well you don't tip, that's why. He did say that he's been playing the lager since 1982 I think it was. He's a hardcore then. He may have spent close to a million dollars over the years but still got it all back. He broke even then. And he just said it's all because of my wife

having her little pizza craving. Wow, and only having a hundred bucks. He's lucky he didn't say, can you give him a tip there, honey? What about a little meh-meh? Oh, yeah. Perfect reason why you should get married, right there. What, she jacked him?

Before... No, I just mean, it's glad he didn't say, why don't you give him a little tip, open this car there? What kind of a man won't give his wife up to tip a pizza guy, give him a quick jack? Is that what you're saying? Oh!

All right. She was 72, so... Well, maybe. 72-year-old women. Weren't it? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You know about that, don't you, buddy? No. Down at the old Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah You know about that don't you buddy? No down at the old Legion. No get their hands on your No, but he's got their hands on anything of mine. This was a good skin This cocksucker Dressed up as a flight attendant And he got to fly for free 120 times I didn't know this but if you're a flight attendant You can go to any other airline and fly for free 120 times. I didn't know this, but if you're a flight attendant, you can go to any other airline and fly for free. Yep. That's a great scam.

Fucking no kidding. Why can't we? Let's go travel the world. So they just dressed up as one? He was an actual flight attendant for a few years, and then he quit, but he still had his uniform and shit. So yeah, that's what he'd do. I had to check in. When you check into your flight, that's what he'd do. I had to check in.

When you check in your flight, there's an option for flight attendant. He would just check in, and 120 fucking times he got away with it. It's a lot of free traveling. So Julian's gonna make us some flight uniforms. I'm not making... I don't know if I'm getting on any planes

any time soon after that last one that went down. Huh, at least... Not until they figure it out. I've got it figured out, I think, but I need official... What do you think the deal was? This is the one over in India, right? Yes.

What's the deal? Dreamliner. First crash ever of a Dreamliner. What happened? You tell us. Well, I've analyzed the video. A lot. Oh, right?

Did that guy really walk away, or is he the full-shit liar? No, no, he survived. It was a fucking nuclear bomb explosion. But that's the, when you see that fireball, that's all wings and stuff, right? So it depended on how they hit. There might have been still some intact pieces. They hit a fucking building.

How come that building wasn't like totally destroyed? Well, you don't know, yeah, I don't know, because the tail was right into the fucking thing. Something weird going on there, man. But they clearly lost thrust. Yes. Clearly lost thrust. And I've analyzed the video quite extensively. All right.

They lost thrust, had to have lost thrust in both engines, because it was a controlled descent. They weren't like, arcing over, you know, like they lost power. Was it one of those autopilot fuck-arounds again, maybe? I don't think so. Oh, no, it wasn't, because actually, they got the voice recording now, and they heard them say, Mayday, mayday, no thrust.

Really? But I knew that before. No fire, no thrust. No fire, no thrust. No fire, no thrust, I think. I'm just gonna say it right now. That's just my guess. All right. Detaminated fuel.

Really? That would suck. Well, that's the only way. One of the only ways you're gonna lose power, both engines. There was another one of those big cock sucker planes that had to turn around yesterday or today. Really? What the fuck is going on, man? Some incident. And it was an Air India one as well. There was another one of those big cock sucker planes that had to turn around yesterday or today. Really? What the fuck is going on, man?

Some incident. And it was an Air India one as well. And if you look at the footage, God damn it, these... Its wheels are leaned forward. What does that mean? That means they were ready to go up. The Dreamliner, they tilt the landing gear,

whether the landing or taking off, so that it goes back up into the body and clears the door. Yeah, yeah. So it looks like they were in the wrong position, which would indicate it didn't have the fucking... They lost power. Ah! So, they lost her. That's good, man. Did you hear about Buddy sitting in an 11A and it happened to him before?

This is fucking weird. Oh, it was a different guy. Not the same guy. But it was the same seat. Same seat. 11A. What do you mean? There was another fucking incident

that happened like 14 years ago. Another crash. What? Yep. Buddy, the only person that survived was in 11A, which is right before the wing on the left side. I wonder how popular that seat's gonna be from now on. That's where I'm sitting from now on.

Well, it's different on every plane, where 11A is, because he's... Yeah. But still... Right in front of the wing. This guy on Air India, he was right at the front of economy, so he had a door right here...

Yeah. ...and the galley here. Mm-hmm. And somehow he just remained intact enough, and the door was busted, but he got through a hole. And the people on the other side, there was a wall from the building on that side, so they wouldn't have been able to get out anyway.

Yeah. Wow, that's fucked up. See, it's fucked up, boys. It's the luck of the draw. Is he a perv? God. No, he's fucked up, boys. The luck of the draw. So is he a perp? God. No, he's just got a horseshoe up his arse. Something going on with him, man.

I don't know, man. Seems like there's more to it. Just lucky. Maybe he's what? What's that? Aliens. Who knows, eh? I'm not getting on a Dreamliner until they figure it out.

I know that. No? No. I thought you figure it out. I know that. No? No. I thought you liked those planes. I used to. All right. Until one dropped out of the fucking sky during takeoff. They've been flying a lot of years.

I don't know, man. I don't think it's a planes problem. No. I think it was, like I said, I think it was contaminated fuel and whether that was, you know, how that happened, it's going to be the big... There must be regulations on fucking fuel and whether that was, you know, how that happened, it's gonna be the big... There must be regulations on fucking fuel and all that. All there is. They gotta test it.

Like, they take a... Their wing has a thing and they take a bottle and stick it up and they take a sample and they gotta check it and all that. They do that every fucking flight? Yeah, yeah. Could have been in Birds or Locusts, Grasshoppers. Have to hit both engines, man. Grasshoppers. It would take a fucking lot of Grasshoppers

to take down a fucking Dreamliner, Ricky. All right. Well, that's fucked. That is fucked. Whew. You all right, man? Yeah. Doing my flexes. Do you hear about this, man? Yeah. You don't want to flex us. Do you hear about this Filipino guy, this healer?

He treats the sick with pit viper bites. This guy was really ill, right? He had a bunch of pit vipers. He got one bitten, bitten one time. Yup. And then right after that, right after the bite, buddy's fucking healthy. So now he's like yeah, I'm gonna do this for other people. So you go to this guy's clinic. He's got a pit viper He bites you now who the fuck would do that? Isn't a pit viper a little dangerous? They're venomous man. They're they're very dangerous you die

You must not you know, you don't die, but you get a fuck you up man Where does he let it bite you? On the arm, I think, man. Couldn't they just suck the fucking poison juice out of the viper and just... I don't know, man. Instead of having to get bit by the fucking viper? This guy, I mean, it's probably not costed much

to get this fucking procedure done, I'm guessing. I wouldn't think. And they probably... It's probably not... I don't know. So people are paying him to get bit by this... To get bit by this... ...fucking pet viper. Yeah. Wow.

I think I'd just stay sick for a little bit. Yeah. Although I guess if you knew for sure, it was fucking fix whatever you had. Yeah, but I mean, why, like you said, why wouldn't they just suck the juice out of him? Can you choose the location where it bites you or no? You can fucking, I don't know, man. There's not much on this door. It'd be better if he just put you in a dark room

and told you to walk around. But then you can get bit a bunch of times, man. Yeah, but it'd be a lot more exciting if you were just walking around in a dark room waiting to step on him. And the thing that fucking clamps onto your bag. Bag, right, that's what I was thinking. Imagine his little fang going right through

one of your balls. Ooh, baby. You're gonna have some swollen balls. Yeah, not fucking healthy. That would not be good. I would not be doing that. Yeah, so it's kind of weird, man. It's a little funky.

Kind of weird, this other story. I don't know how this chick does it, but she can eat a lot. Of what? You name it, man. She's like one of these fucking influencer-type people. She's from South Korea, but she can sit down and eat a lot of shit.

In one sitting, she weighs 110 pounds, right? She sits down, can eat 20 hamburgers, 20 ramen noodles, three kgs of meat, 240 pieces of sushi, 16... Jesus Christ. In one sitting? Yeah. She's like...

16 meters of beef intestines. So she's like 15 16 meters of beef intestines So she's like Joey chestnut. Yeah, so people were like going hey, you know what? There's no way this 110 pound woman is eating all this shit, right? So they're like calling her fraud and shit She goes to her doctor. They get x-rays done Her stomach is 40% bigger than a normal person's stomach. But even if it's 40% bigger. How do you fucking digest all that shit? She's doing it. She can digest the shit, man.

How's she not putting on weight? Just because I don't fucking know. She's eating it. I don't know. 240 pieces of sushi? Yep. And 16 meters of beef intestines. Like, who the f-

Like, have you ever had that? She must have high metabolism, wherever it's coming from. Totally, man. That's totally what it is. That's what they say it is. I just don't know how it physically fits in her stomach. It's a big stomach, man. Jesus, Murphy.

Big stomach. You said 20 hamburgers to start. 20 hamburgers. But then, yeah, she also has another one where she gulped down 10 meters of Korean rice cakes. 10 meters? 10 meters of Korean rice cakes. 10 meters? What the fuck? 10 meters?

100 shrimp, 200 oysters, 140 skewers of lamb in one sitting. What the fuck? 140 pieces of lamb meat. Skewers? So there's more than one on a skewer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. What the fuck? She's, you know what?

Jesus, man. She's, you know what? Jesus. She's a very attractive woman, too. What are you thinking? I don't know. I don't know if I went on a date with her, and she, you know, whooped down 20 burgers and 140 skewers. I don't know what I, I don't know. I don't know if you'd be turned on or grossed out.

Don't think I'd like it. But I, I don't know. It's a tough one. It could be a fucking expensive date. Fuck, I guess. You'd want to take her to an all-you-can-eat buffet. Dine and dash. I bet she's banned from all those.

See, that's what she'd be going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and just fucking them over. Just leveling the place. Just taking it out, man. Sorry, ma'am, you must be putting that in your purse, no? Check your fucking surveillance cameras. She's going down the app. Now bring me another fucking 40 meters of fucking beef. Yeah, imagine if she'd fucking put it

in an all-you-can-eat-sushi restaurant. I had a business. I guess. Imagine if she was only eating sushi. Oh. Fuck, she would destroy it. She would destroy it. She'd eat a whole tuna.

Did you hear about the recent encounter with your little buddy? Who? Fuck, she would destroy it. She would destroy it. She'd eat a whole tuna. Did you hear about the recent encounter with your little buddy? Who? Bigfoot. Oh, way. Yeah, Michigan. In Michigan, there's been quite a few people saying

there's Bigfoot out there, hasn't there? It happened so fast, they couldn't get a picture of it, apparently, but their dog fucking... They went fishing, their dog scared something in the bushes. They didn't think much of it. They thought it was probably a deer or something. But then on the way back out, it came back. It was up in a tree. It jumped down. And they said it looked... It was as big as a bear,

but it looked like a gorilla with giant ass cheeks. Yeah. I didn't know they had big asses. Oh, I've seen them. I've seen their ass cheeks. Anyway, they're quite adamant and quite believable that they saw this fucking creature. How big was he? How tall?

The size of a bear, but- What kind of a bear? Looked like a gorilla. Well, they're in fucking Michigan, so he's probably a pretty big cocksucker. I'm down, all boys. He could have been a fucking 10-, 12-footer. Bubs.

They're the hardest ones to take down. How can't they fucking find one and trap one after all these years? Because they're elusive. Well, come on, man. There's been quite a few signs in this particular location over the years, so you never know. I think it started 30 years ago as a first.

It wouldn't be hard to be elusive. It wouldn't be hard to fucking get dressed up in a suit as well. No, but I, you know. The second weird part of the story was what they were doing. It said they were fishing, and the top of the article, but then the article said they were bow fishing. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They catch fish with a bow and arrow, man. Really? Yeah.

You hear them in the river, you see them, you just fucking shoot them. Fucking, I'd love to do that. Look at that. A rope attached to it. Yeah. Yeah. I'd much rather do that than fish. It's got a reel on the bow, and you shoot it. Arrow goes in them, and then you just fucking reel them in.

I gotta try that. It sounds fun. And the arrowhead... The... ...barbs are on springs. So it goes through the fish, they pinch down, but then they come out and then the arrow can't come back through the same hole. I must piss the fish off. You know this shit.

I know things about bow fishing. Impress me. I know things. I didn't know fuck all. I know things about bow fishing. Impressed, man. I know things. I didn't know fuck all. I never heard it before, but I like it. Be a lot more fun than using your handgun. I don't know. I still can't believe you fish with a fucking handgun.

It's hard, man. Because the bullet fucking will change direction sometimes. You don't get them. It's harder than it looks. And then you're eating a fish with a big fucking lead bullet in it. It looks right through it, man, usually. You ruin all the meat. Depends how good of a shot you're at, bud.

Yeah. What do you do with a fucking bow and arrow going through the thing right through its belly? Well, you hit him in the fucking... in the head. Come on. You're gonna fucking hit a fish with an arrow in the head. Jesus Christ, that would suck. Imagine being a fish and a fucking big arrow

rips through your head. You wouldn't know what the fuck happened. Big burbs. Happy just got sitting here right now and a big arrow rips through your head out of nowhere. From up there somewhere. And those big burbs come out. Fucking hauls you up, hauls you up away.

Jesus Christ, that would suck. Well, I guess it would come from the water. It would come out of the lake, get you in the head and pull you into the lake. So the fish are doing it? Yeah. I would be trapped. Imagine if the fish were catching humans.

I'm gonna write a movie about that. They might be able to see him with AI. Yeah, maybe. It'd be a fuck movie. It would be. Fucking Sharknado, you kidding me? He might be good. Sharknado.

Oh, man, this poor dude. This poor guy, he's like fucking, what, 17? His parents, uh, they say, yeah, you go to go to South Africa and visit your aunt. She's sick. So he gets there, and that wasn't the case. She was dead? No, they didn't have her return ticket for him.

They're like, welcome to South Africa, buddy. You're staying there. Oh, geez. They just shipped her kid off? They shipped him off. He must have been. Slim went in on, went to this fucking school. He must have been a dick. Oh, he totally saw.

He got ahold of a lawyer, and they ended up taking him to court. And at first they were like, no, too bad, buddy. He totally saw he got a hold of a lawyer, and they ended up taking him to court. And at first they were like, no, too bad, buddy. It happened. It's nothing wrong with it. But then they changed their mind and said, now you know what, that is pretty fucked.

It's against your rights. So he ended up suing his parents. Now he's back in London. They shipped him off to South Africa. That's a fucking place. You imagine this poor guy's 17, he's back in London. They shipped him off to South Africa. That's a fucking... You imagine this poor guy's 17, he's about to graduate. You know, he's probably doing some banging and stuff. And all of a sudden he goes to South Africa and he probably doesn't know the language or nobody at all,

no friends. Who a fucker, man. Oh, he shouldn't have been such a dick. 17 is the years that you want to party, right? Back then. That's what happens when you fucking... You're an asshole to your parents. They'll ship you off. I think they were just assholes to party, right? Back then. That's what happens when you fucking mirror an asshole to your parents.

They'll ship you off. I think they were just assholes to him. To tell you the truth. But you never know, he could have been a fucking dick. Alright, Bubbles. Time to go. Get moving. Seems weird that... They'd ship him off without a reason. Did you hear me, Bubbles? I said time to go. Hurry up.

Ah, fuck off! He's coming. I guess... Alright, Bubs. You're done. Oh, I'm happy you get the fuck out of here. Thanks for dropping by, buddy. Yeah, man. Love you, bud.

Take care. Don't get in any shit. And just remember, this time, no eye contact, because last week you almost got fucking jumped. Just head down. Out the door. All right. Ronnie's meeting me right over here.

Okay. All right. Cheers, everybody. Peace. Is that what we're doin'? Mm-hmm. Until next time. Cheers.

Ooh, a little wiener on the backtrick. Don't ever put your wiener on my back again, bubs.