Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 5 - Pimpin' Out Randy The Barbecue Bear

Episode Date: July 27, 2026

The Shitmobile is f**ked and Ricky needs repair money! Could he make scrilla as TikTok influencer, or pimp out 'services' to greasy BBQ parties? They also discuss Ricky's shark encounter, hairy bush croissants, and test a hack to keep cool in this crazy f**kin' heat. Plus: The Boys wanna hear YOUR questions!

Fuck sakes, fucking cars broke down again. I get some fucking transmission. I don't got no money. I need to get on this fucking TikTok or something and start making money somehow. Doing videos or I don't fucking know. How does it work? Well, you want to be an influence, do you?

Jesus, gosh. I don't fucking know. All right, we'll talk about that and Vic. Makes up a fucking oh, you got a drink. Roll a joint or something. Fuck sakes. So what's going on with the car? Transmission, he said?

The transmission's always been fucked. Do you ever feel like you fucking wasted your life and should be retired by now? by now. Well, yeah, we should have been fucking retired. How am I just

fuck for money at my age? Well... Transmission goes and I'm fucked. Yeah. I'll have... You'll rob a fucking

bank or something. Well, you're not going to... You can't get money from the bank, man. That's not going to fucking happen. They won't give you

a goddamn cent. You don't even have a bank account. It's fucking impossible to rob anything anymore. All right. You know what?

Cameras everywhere. This new world is fucked. It sucks. If you want to become like one of these influencer dicks, I'll take you

through the steps. just looked up something, it'll give you some guidance, all right? Let's fucking get into something else. I don't want to be one of those dicks anyway. They drive me fucking nuts. I know they do. Let's forget about that right now, but I'll tell you what you're up against because you do have, like you're famous. Whether you know that or not, you are famous, Rick, okay?

So that helps, even though you're fucking poor. But you're going to be famous and poor. It doesn't even make sense. We'll get into it, okay? For fuck sake. Breaks the equation. All right. Did you, man.

These have got to be the grossest. looking fucking cuisans I've ever seen in my life. They call it this Thai bakery. Oh, it's just this hairy hair croissants, man. Yeah, they look kind of fucked. But I guess it's I guess they taste good because it's

not real hair. It's some kind of seaweed or some shit, isn't it? Chipper, just throw a picture up and show everybody what the fuck we're talking about. Now, you see these hairy croissons, it looks like pubic hair, and that's what they're saying. That's what makes it so fucking gross. So you're eating somebody's like,

Well, in your mind, you're eating like a hairy bush or a hairy man muff. And it's fucking gross, man. Oh, some people are into that, I guess. But it's algae. It's not even this black edible algae. And like how good something like that tastes? It might be fucking delicious or it might have no taste. I don't know, man.

I think it's more of a fucking... They do look kind of fucked. It looks, but, you know... It seems to be selling. It's working something different. People like to have the shock. They like the... No, you know what? They think it's funny.

You know, I'm eating, fucking, I'm eating a bush right now. I thought you liked to eat bush. Well, you, I mean, this is algae. Who wants to eat algae, man? You fucking find algae, I don't know. I've never tried it. It might be fucking delicious. Okay, well, you know what?

If we ever go to fucking Taiwan, you're going to have a bushy fucking... I think I'd like to go to Taiwan. There's a lot of shit gets made there. When I was young, everything was made there. It's still fucking made there, I think. You hear about that 700-pound fucking great-weight shark that's been around Nova Scotia? No way, man. You know what?

Bella, 10 feet, 2-inch fucking 700 pounds. You know what's fucked up? We're becoming the place that has sharks now, man. Just like Daytona Beach. I think they're coming up from there, aren't that? Yeah, they always come up here, man. And get away from that because the water gets too fucking warm down there. One thing I just read, I mean, it's good for us because it's getting warm in here.

Like one of these days when we're old motherfuckers, it'll be like we're down in Florida. We don't have to go anywhere. We're just retired. Man, I don't know, man. I just hope they don't fucking kill a bunch of people, you know? Those are scary sharks. Well, right now they're saying 1 and 20 sharks

off the coast of Nova Scotia are tagged. So they're fucking following where these motherfuckers are going. Well, this motherfucker must be tagged. They know exactly where she is. Month ago she was in Cape Cod. Then she came in Nova Scotia. Over to P.E.I. from a little swat around there.

We're going up to PDI now. Two, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then into the Gulf of St. Lawrence, to feed on some seals. Is that what they're doing? I guess so. Yeah, you know what? Eating and fucking. What else is feeding on seals there?

There's probably tons of seals to eat. I don't know. You're like Randy going into one. All you can eat fucking cheeseburger buffet. Oh, man, if Randy, yeah, he better. You imagine him at a cheeseburger buffet. He better stay out of the water. He'd be fucking prime, fucking great white diet.

Well, yeah, you're right. He looks more like a walrus, though. They eat walversus. I don't know if they do or not. Probably. Probably got to do something with the teeth, though. They got those big fucking crazy things, man. I'd be fucking terrified if I saw one of these fucking things in the water.

You know what? A 10-foot shark is fucking big, man. You know what I was thinking? Because I was thinking that, you know what? They got right off the coast, you can take a boat out, hop into one of the cages. And swim with those motherfuckers. They got that here now. I know they do.

Some fucking biologist or somebody. Smart. business idea do you think we should do something like that go cage diving yeah man i think i would like to do it i wouldn't be i mean you forget protected by a cage nothing to be afraid of here's another one let's fucking take it up a notch let's throw a randy down in one of those cages oh man imagine seeing imagine a shark fight i bet you they've tear it right through the the birds would have to be fucking super strong like titanium it'd be like crack i don't know we should look into that man i'm not a real big fan

You know what I mean? You're in the water. They've got the advantage. I've caught a couple. I got brushed by a big one once. During this fucking big storm, I was out swimming, trying to buggy board,

and a big motherfucker toppled me right over. You were boogie boarding, man. What the fuck were you doing that? I never was successful, but I tried. This big fucking thing, which I'm assuming was a shark,

took me right off my feet. Okay. Big wave fucking. What else could have been? Here else, okay, here's a question for you. All right. You want mushrooms, acid, fucking tons of crazy weed, and were you drunk? How many of those?

No to the drunk. High, yes, but not on mushrooms or anything hallucinogenic. It was definitely a big fucking something that hit me. You know what the, you know what it was probably, what are they called, deadheads? It's probably a fucking log, man. No? No? I would have saw it afterwards.

I remember stepping on one of those fucking. Ray or something, man. That fucking freaked me out. It was right in the fucking, right in the sand. Sharks, they do scare me a bit. I mean, for some reason, I think I could fight one, but... How would you do it? I'd just give it everything I had, right in his fucking eye.

Yeah, I'd go for the eye, man. I could stick my fist right through his gill and rip them apart. I guess, you know, I was watching this video, this guy. He was a martial artist. That was his fucking move. He said, you want to take somebody out? You take thumb and right in the eyeball, man. Yeah, I bet.

It's a bit dirty. But fuck it. You're in a street fight. Nose or neck. Punching the neck? Yep. I heard, you know what? They say like you punch someone right here.

Yeah. It stops your heart. I don't know, man. I remember getting punched there a few times when I'm back when we were younger and shit. It didn't really stop my heart. It just kind of made me think. The solar plexoderm. If you fucking get punched there, I guess it knocks your window.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's true too. But I don't know, man. You watch like the. The fights, McGregor fucking lost, what a horrible. How was that fight? It lasted like fucking 10 seconds or something.

What? You went up for a kick and he fucked up his ankle or something. I passed it. He blew out of his ACL, yeah. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. Max, man, Max is the man. He's a good fighter.

I don't know, man. I think he was going to win anyway. This is kind of fucked up, but it might be good for Randy. Maybe we should start this business. I don't know. Mm-hmm. I don't even know what the fuck to think of this. It's fucked.

All right. And this is in Russia, I think. All right, of course. Say you want to have a little barbecue, but you got no friends. You're lonely. You don't know anybody. You can now rent a person to come and have a barbecue with you. You can rent a barbecue, buddy.

Yeah. Oh, my. It starts at 15 bucks. It goes up to 65 bucks depending on what you want. Is that by the hour? I think it's per per meal or an evening

and the person can go pick up the food for you they can grill the food for you barbecue buddy I don't know I mean

then there could be extras on top of that too depending on your needs like Randy so you think Randy would become like a good barbecue buddy and then after the meal

it would be like hey we could let him keep the extras do want a little yank or a little mouthey hug yeah he could keep all that So we'd be his barbecue pimp.

You know what? You know what we should? Yeah, that's exactly where my brain went, man. You know what? Because he goes out, he does these live shows because I don't know what the fuck he does. But he does these cheeseburger picnics, which is basically the same thing. You know what we should do? Get him to become a professional barbecue buddy.

I don't know. Can you take a course for that? Barbecue Jilogalo, man. He could be the barbecue jigolo. Cook you a meal and then he'll do whatever the fuck you want. an untapped market, I think. Fucking rights, man. When you think about someone who wants to, you know...

The barbecue bear. And you know what? The barbecue bear. But you know what? It's perfect because he can have... It doesn't matter what sex the clientele is, man. He's got it all covered. Fucking right he does.

15, 20 bucks. It's not a lot, but I mean, that's... Oh, man. What is it? Groupies over there? I don't even know what the fuck those are worth. So I'm sure we could get... Must be able to get.

a hundred bucks for a few hours well depends on what kind of shit he's doing after the fucking meal what the dessert is maybe it already the tick-tack maybe I'll just maybe I'll be a barbecue bear except I don't do extras but depending on the client I guess depending okay so you want to tap into the barbecue bear fucking business do you you know you're gonna get dudes you know you're gonna get fucking dudes want to barbecue with you man it seems more of a guy thing than a female females aren't into the barbecue as much as the guys there. So, yeah, I know.

It's kind of, I don't know. You want to get into that. So, like, I can understand, like, you're hanging around getting drunk. I mean, it's a good way for it to get a good free buzz on. Because you can say in the description, you want me for a, 15 bucks an hour. Yeah, I'm going to need a rider. Get, you know, I want burgers. That's the meal.

I want some, maybe a steak if you want to, you know, if they got money. Yeah. You want, like, you know, case of beer. I'll even make barbecue sauce. it. Okay, you'll make barbecue sauce. But here's the thing. When it comes around to dessert, buddy's flossing around $100,200. Are you going for the dessert? Are you going to say, hey. What is the dessert? The dessert, like a sausage? It's a sausage, man. It's, you know, stuff that Randy would do. I would just have to dial Randy up to say, bud, you got to get the

fuck over here and finish this off. If you want to become a barbecue bear, it's not a tag team situation. You got to be there. You got to eat the meal. Okay, then I'm just going to be a pimp. Well, who knows, man? Maybe you get good enough buzz on you might want to dabble. Corey and Jacob pretty much open to anything. There we go.

You know what? We could have a whole team of barbecue bears. That's fucking brilliant, man. It could be or it could be a flop. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because when you go away to, like, different countries I hear, like, these, they got massage parlors with happy-ended and stuff, Yeah.

That's what we got to, that's the direction we got to go with the barbecue bear. It's something that's not advertised, but people fucking know. Can you franchise this? Probably not. Fucking rights. You know what? One thing I learned about business, it doesn't matter what the business is. It's all about the fucking the numbers, man.

If you get the barbecue bear up and it's making good numbers, you can franchise it. That's all that matters. They don't even look at the fucking name. They might look at the name, say barbecue bear, but they're not thinking there was sucking fucking going on you know what I mean maybe there doesn't need to be I don't know man that's where the money's at you're talking 15 bucks an hour compared to like 15 bucks an hour plus 100 200 100 for dessert we'll have a dessert menu so what can what can we say you need to have

I think it's that is where the fucking money is man it's been proven this is like one of the oldest professions on earth this shit we're just it's we're changing it man you know it's okay so we got to think about the desserts okay maybe a creamy quasson you know what I mean do you want one of those that's a hundred bucks what the fuck is a creamy quest you want a meat pie you want no no not this code for other it's code man people will fucking figure it out man whole new language wow I don't know what you really took it to a new level here's something fucked up I didn't know this man

Some people, especially people that have, you know, like Randy, he's got like a bit of a shit locker on them. Yep. Sometimes when you eat a lot, the food doesn't digest, right? It ends up sometimes like 1%, I think it is or something, that food will stay there and just keep fucking rotting. Yeah. Turn it into a mass in your gut. It can fuck you. Good.

You know what they did? I didn't know. This sounds so fucked up and it's like, to me, it's like, why the fuck are you even drinking the shit? Like this shit. I'm talking about like sodas carbonate drinks they dissolve shit that's what they do

I put a piece of steak in a glass of coke one time and it was gone bull fucking shit well not till morning but it was gone but still man think about that

I know and that's what we're putting in our guts and you know how much of that shit I've been drinking since the age of seven I hear you bud fuck man I'm surprised I'm still alive

anyway they saved this person by they what they did the treatment for this poor lady was drink three liters of fucking coke. That's not horrible.

But you know what? Worst treatments than that. I know. At least they didn't rip her open. But she, and because she was diabetic, she got, she was drinking the Diet Coke.

So it has something to do with the carbonation or something in it or something. I think it's the acid, man. The acid. But is there lots of acid in Diet Coke? I think it's, it's got to because it worked.

Acity. Fucking two days later, the lady was hopping around going, yeah. Yeah. No more nasty. I actually heard that. fucking a glass of coke will dissolve a penny.

I don't know if it's true or not. Mechanics. You know what? We got to do a test like that because I heard this fucking Jerry. Remember Jerry the mechanic? Oh, fuck. He used to put a whole fucking transmission that was off of like a 1971 Ford 150 into a big fucking barrel.

He left it there for about a week. Took the thing out. No more rust on it, man. It was in what? What's the barrel of? Barrel of Coca-Cola. What? Yeah, man.

So it eats rust? It eats fucking rust. That's what he was saying. I need to put my car in a fucking swimming pool full of Coke, I guess. Yeah, maybe, man. You know what? That's a test I'd like to do. Okay, test away.

How are we going to get your car in a fucking pool? We just need a fucking car. We just need something rusty and small. It would be funny. Start small and then work our way out. Okay, we're going to do a test, everybody. We're going to get some rusty car parts and throw them in a fucking bucket of coke and see what happens. Let's do that next week, man.

Yeah, if you fucking remember. I'll remember, bud. Okay. I don't forget about that shit. I do not forget about that shit. Do I have... Oh, fuck me. Now, this thing freaks me out.

What is it? Three-headed cat? Arakhanophobes. Beware. The world's fastest spider can outrun humans. Did you see how fast this motherfucking spider? It's a... Chipper's going to show us right now.

Let's watch how fast this thing is, man. It's a huntsman spider. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure. Do we have those around here? I think we do, don't we? No. No?

I don't know. Australia? you? I don't think the fucking venomous... So who's the fuck of an outrun you? No, yeah, yeah, you can't even fucking... I had to watch this video over a few times because the thing was so fast. See, don't blink? That's

there for a reason. Watch. Keep your eye on it. Okay, watch this. That was... Whoa. Get the fuck of the... Like, man... Well, they got six or seven legs. They must be quick, I guess. Six, they got more than five. Look. It's a spider.

Like... Look at that thing. Tell me, tell me, I mean, one good thing about it. Does it kill you? Who gives a fuck off? No, man, no, no, no. Who cares? Wow, spider at Rami.

That's true. I don't think they're venomous fucking things. Like, that's a good thing. A spider that can run faster than you, it's not going to, like, tackle you there. Yeah, exactly. Get the fuck away from me, and he's gone. All right, you know what we got to get into right now? I wish I could run that fast, though.

You could have you trained. I wish I had six legs. I only got three. You got three. fucking legs. There we go. See? That's the kind of shit

you gotta say when you become the barbecue bear. I'll hop on over with my three legs. Three-legged bears. All right, let's get into the drunk of the wig.

Is this drunk first? Yeah. All right. Layheed, drunk of the week. Time to laugh. Oh yeah, this guy's fucking garb. We'll try to get up the steps holding the thing.

You're like this air very week bad. Oh, is he trying not to make a noise? He looks. He's old. Whoa. Oh, don't fall backwards down the steps, bud. It's like, whoa.

Come on, buddy, you got it, you got it. He just can't put the leg forward in front of the other one. There you go. Oh, it can swing out kind of thing. Oh, he got the door open. He's fucking. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

He can't go down the stairs, I knew. Oh, he was so fucking close. That's an older dude, too. Yeah, he kind of looks like Leahy. Wow, that's going to fucking hurt. I bet you he woke up there. he's not getting up any time soon he's like am i in pain or he sounds like russian he's good as the deed is on what a fucking buzz on i love it it was like the russian lehy that was good it's like slow motion

nice little delay i like that one and it would have been good if he had to swear just started swearing in russia but you know what i mean yeah oh this guy's gonna take it this but is buddy bestin on the bar oh oh did he even He just knock his fucking jaw off the counter. Look like he hit his jaw, right on the bar. What the fuck is he doing though? He's pissing. He's a full-in-whoo!

So he fell into his own piss. Yeah. Yeah, and his cock is probably hanging up. Glass is off, chin off the bar. See, it would have been good to see him getting thrown out, you know, right after that because he would have gotten hurled out of that fucking bar. That's, I don't know when you get to that level. It happens, man.

Okay, this guy Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, all right. He's got no balance. Oh, Jesus, he's down again. Oh, he just can't fucking get vertical. He's a fucking, I've never seen someone fall in his ass so many times in my life. That's a good buzz on it.

Just roll or something. You can't get up. Crawl, but you crawl. He's fucking determined. No, you can't do it. Oh, yeah, look, didn't piss himself? No, I think he's just west. Still fucking trying to get out.

Oh, he's out. Oh, he's, no, no, no, no. Back down. Holy fuck, dude. Man, where's everybody at? Like, what kind of town is this, man? It's fucking broad daylight. Sounds like they're Scottish or Irish or something.

Oh, my God, he just can't get that. Yeah. He's going to go by a bus in a melody. Holy fuck, he almost got hit by a bus. He could have. See, that's what scares me, but, you know, you're going out and getting that fucking wasted, man. You can get hit by a bus or something.

Man, I don't know. It's a tough one. That's a tough man. It's always tough. He's... I mean, that pissing was fucked. He deserved that. Fuck around.

I don't know, man. I think the first one, too. It was nice to lay, and then he fucking gets the door. It was a good build-up. Through the door. And then he flored. He falls backwards and down the steps. But this Scottish dude, man, how many times did he fucking land on his ears?

Yeah, you know what? Which one? I think for sure he was the drunk, I think. I don't know, man. You're pissing on a bar? All right. What do you think? I think buddy that was pissing on the bar should be the drunk of the week.

Like, you're in public, pissing on the bar. And then you knock yourself out. I mean, if there's another angle on that, buddy would have had the wiener out, everything, man. And he fell in a lot. to his own piss. And he fell on his own piss and he would have been fucking ejected on it.

I remember working at the aristocrat someone pissed on the bar. You got to get those motherfuckers the fuck out and you're not... All right. Congratulations.

Whoever you are. You are the lay-heed drunk of the week. Pissing at the bar falling down, knocking your chin off of it. Glasses go flying. And probably ended up in the drunk tank.

You're a winner. Maybe contact you. Now let's get on to... Dumb of the week. The dummy of the week. All right, this guy looks dumb right out of the gate. What's he fucking trying to? He's trying not to get wet in the puddle.

Oh, my fuck, buddy. What a horrible maneuver. Like, how? Like, he's looking, thinking about it. That did not go well. I think he thought he was a lot better shape. Is he in a cemetery? He's trying to do, like... Like, how? Dude. I like his idea to jump up, use his hands, and kind of off the fence post. and jump over it. But no, no, that wasn't even smart.

So we're the, like, I think this plan was to start doing a little swing and then he's going to leap off. Leap off. He should have did it all in one movement. That guy was dumb. Oh, my God, he's... Oh, you've got another puddle jumper.

Hey, that's what I stepped on. Remember I was talking about? He stepped on one of those things, man. It freaks you out. What is it? It's a skate or something, like a stingray. You know? Whoa, fuck me.

Whoa. Why? Why would you step on a fucking sting ran and get stung? It's fucking horribly painful. I didn't realize how horrible those fucking tails. Oh my fuck, man. And you get injected with poison.

You're fucked for a long time. You're stupid idiot. I saw a fucking guy get stung by one on the beach. It was fucked. And then a year later, I saw him. He still had a fucking mark and still had pain from it. The thing I stepped to him must have been a skate, man. I don't think they got that shit.

No, he can step on a table. skater or flounder. Fuck that. Stingray? No, they got that fucking burb and it sucks my ass. So killed Steve Irman. Steve Irman. He took one right through the fucking hurt. Yeah. Fuck me.

What the fuck. What the fuck? What the fuck. What the fuck? He lit his hand on fire. Was it lighter fluid? What the... Yeah. Why? Oh yeah. I'm sure you're okay. You're full of shit, you dummy. I listen to this fucking steal. Dude, you're not... You are not going to get laid with that kind of

fucking sound. Come out of you. Yeah. his thumb up. Jesus Christ. No, dude, your hand is fucking dumb. See, you know what? This is the shit

I was talking about, man, about influencers. Dumb. Why would you think you could do something like that? I don't know, man. Okay, we got to pick a winner here. Do we?

I don't know. They're all pretty fucking dumb. It's tough. They're all fucking dumb. You know what? The guy that fell in the puddle, he's not totally dumb. I mean, he had a good plan.

He just didn't pull it off. You know what? You know what? He just wasn't strong enough. Right. Okay, you know what? I'm going to go with the fucking guy stepping on the stingray.

That was a fucking... I mean, yeah. He looked at it. He knew what it was. And why the fuck would you want to step on it? You stupid idiot. Yeah, here we go.

It's alive. No, it's dead. Is it alive? Oh, yeah, it's alive. Yeah. Yeah, dumb. What do you think was going to happen? You're fucking idiot?

Fucking dumbass. All right. I have no. problem picking him is dumbing the guy with the lighter fluid you're just we've seen so many he probably thought he could do it fire why would you do that man all right are you hot it's fucking hot in here isn't it yes it's very fucking what it's about to get a lot fucking cooler why are you gonna blow cold air on me i certainly am really i'm not but okay barbecue my little friend what you got my little friend the fan is what yeah this is our little hack of the week but

What do you get fucking zip tied to the back of that? I'll tell you, but I got zip tied to a motherfucker. Oh, yeah. What is, where'd she fucking... Frozen bottles of water. Yeah? Yeah. And what?

We're just going to see how the fuck this cools us down, buddy. All right, you know what? I'm going to take her down about 10 fucking degrees. 10 degrees. I'm hoping. You know what? This kind of looks fuck, but you, it's... You've got some science behind this, man.

It might work. We've never tried. I saw this somewhere. And it's like a fucking homemade... Air conditioner. Yeah. A.C. pump. Put this little protector thing back on, cage, whatever the fuck it's called. Don't be grunting like that, man, please.

You sound like Randy. All right. Let's get some cool breeze happening here. Right. Fire that fucker up. Oh, yeah. It does work. You know what? That fucking actually feels like it's work. That's a, that's colder than normal, man. Holy shit, man.

All right, so how long do you figure that's going to last? I think hours. Hours. What the fuck is flying out of you? Oh, man. What is that? That's glass. It's part of the fan?

It's glass, man. Where the fuck did that kind of thing? I don't know. The fucking... Why is this fan making a weird noise? Because you know why? God damn it it's gotta be fucking I think it has something to do with this thing this the shroud this that's the fucking blowing air right into the mics you got a tip of

all right up the precious mics all right that all right anyway oh yeah you know what fucking it's kind of nice I think if we had big like one bigger bottles I like this We need the two liter bottles, man. There you go, if you're dying of fucking heat, freeze some water bottles, zip time to your fan, and it'll cool you the fuck down. You know what, I bet you we could take this outside on a hot day, put it right behind us, we could have, you know what,

if we had about fucking 10 of these things, and we sat in the middle of it? That's the way to get drunk. Probably has a fucking skating raking here. All right, I'm impressed, man. You know what, I'm gonna give that hack at 10 out of 10. I'm gonna give it a fucking 10 out of 10 as well. as well. Most of them, no.

Most of them are two out of ten, maybe six out of ten. I like that one. It's fucking cheap. Cheap, man. It's almost free. Everybody's got a fan. Everybody's got frozen water. And I also heard if you put some salt in the water that

it actually the ice lasts longer. I heard that. Why would that be, I wonder? I don't know, man. Science. It is a science question. I bet you we can look it up. All right. So, we got to get back into the transmission problem that you got going on. How am I going to fix a fucking

do you know what a transmission cost these days? I bet it's going to be two grand minimum. Okay. Well, I'm going to give you the lowdown on social media and what it takes to fucking make money because you know what? Good, because I don't know a fucking thing about it. Am I on it? You are on it, but you don't do fuck all with it.

And that's the problem. You have to have a commitment of doing like a fucking video basically every day to get anything. Fuck, see, that's a lot of. That sounds like work. But here's the deal, man. Man, in Canada, way different than the fucking rules in the States when it comes to make money. Oh, like, worse or better?

Fucking worse, man. We've got a fucking bad here. No, they can make money off of views and shit. Here, you basically make shit all. Why? Because, I don't know, man. That's the way that we got to talk to the TikToky people or something, man. Because, I mean, I'd be doing, if I could make money off of doing their shit, I'd be doing it.

But here we go. What if I invented something like this? Who ever invented this is fucking. Smart. Yeah. If you invented something like that, man, you've got to get a patent for it, right? And then that takes a bit.

Fuck. Yeah, man. I mean, that's like saying, what if I invented the fucking nail, Ricky? So, I mean, all right. I wonder if you could somehow put the water in something like black so you don't know what's in it and just sell fan cooling kits.

Fucking right. People would never know it's just water and salt. See, now that's the shit that I'm talking about. That's how you're. make the money you get sponsorships you sell your own shit that's where the money comes from so you can start your videos on like tic-tok or instagram you start you come up with an idea like that you can use this fan cooling kit for 3999 this video exactly this video we did right here you can put online and then you say hey at the bottom tag it with you can buy this right now and you can even use your address man

or whatever man people will fucking you could ship them right out of this trailer what we could do Who is stealing fans? Like, I've never even thought about fucking having to acquire fans. It doesn't seem like a hard hard thing to do, man. I could sell cooling kits to every fucking person who lives in the park. Exactly. And what you do is that you find, maybe find someone that's selling fans and you say, hey, look, a Canadian tire might be a place.

I've got a cooling system that costs, what, 1999? Or you design your own fan that has a fucking thing on the back where the ball just slips right? Just pulling a minute. That's a perfect idea. We need to go to the fan companies. Okay, so we need to get, what do we want to call this fan? That's the thing. We need a good, catchy name.

Yeah, you're right. Freezer fan. Fan Frost. Yeah? We've got to get really baked for this. Yeah, we're not nearly baked enough. Anyway, so that's the thing. That's what needs to happen.

We need to redesign the fan. But that's the problem. I mean, you can do shit like that. I don't know, man. If I wanted to be on the tech tack. Okay. How do I get paid? You said, views?

I don't think views do fuck all when you live in Canada, man. See, what the fuck is wrong with Canada? You can have things called live gifts and tips that you can ask for, I want a live gift, I want some tips. You get sponsorships. You get platform ad money, man, okay? Reward money. Licensing fucking TV and media shit. The thing is, what I'm trying to say is, man, I don't know if you know this, but millions of people know who you are.

out there how just from the fucking show people fall in the camera people know who you are man so that you've got to you've got to fucking you're way ahead of the fucking game that way okay it's just that we gotta

how do you use that to my advantage sponsorships man we're gonna get that fucking fan going with the cooling kit and I think there's a better way of doing it we can have like maybe even clamps or clips instead of these zip tie things that's what I mean

just something you could take the bottle right out put the new one right and not only that we should have portable fans that you can take to the beach, put it right behind your head in the sand, blast the cold air on you, take it on vacation. Yeah, fuck.

So anyway, what we want to do, if anybody out there can give us some tips, write in. I think Chipper's going to put some place so you can write them. Tips for what? For fucking helping us make money on social media, man.

Because I don't know what the fucking do. Jesus Christ, I don't know. There's kids out there driving fucking ferries. Yeah, but you know what? Again, they're in the States. most of these people. Oh, there's a couple around here, man. Okay? They're getting sponsorships. Yeah, but sorry.

The one kid that's doing really well, he just plays video games and people pay to watch. That's probably Twitch. That's another fucking thing. That's a whole... All Twitch. I'll fucking jump up and down and do whatever it takes. Okay. If there's people out there that can give us guidance, please write in and we'll fucking get a hold of you. Not only that, I thought of this idea last night. Oh, Mr. Smartly asked. No, coming up with things to talk about after years and years is difficult.

Okay. Like, you and I are career kind of like entrepreneurs and cheer. Career. Oh. A queer fucking Jesus, Ricky. Anyway, if anybody out there has any... What? Are you coming out today?

No, I'm not coming out today. At all, but let's just shut up for a second. Whatever, I don't judge. If there's people out there that want us to talk about a certain subject, okay? Right in. Like anything. If they think of some fucked up things, we're not going to talk about politics because we know fuck all about it or religion because we know.

fuck all about that. But anything else, send in your ideas. And if we do use their ideas, we're going to say, thank you, Mary, whoever, or thank you, Johnny. This is for Johnny. This segment is going to be dedicated for Johnny, and we're going to talk about it and give you guys' reviews on whatever the fuck it is. Survival of the fitness. We could talk about that. What do you mean? I don't know. He said, you need ideas. I'm just spitting it out. I'm an idea machine. Survival of the fitness. Like he, if you, if you, if you mean, you know, he, if you know, he, if you If you're going to fucking throw that out us people, like a little bit more detail, maybe, just to help us out.

Because I don't know what the fuck he just said and what he means. Okay, maybe we can, I don't know. I'm not getting into it. Anyway, we got to go. We got to work on this fucking fan. I think that's a great idea, buddy. I wish it was my idea. It wasn't originally, but I like where it escalated.

We took it to the next level. And you know what? Now that I'm thinking about chipper, you might have to delete some of this fucking stuff. Can you do that? Because someone's going to steal this idea. Wait and see. Oh, fuck. You know what I came up with a while ago?

Check this out. I came up with a fucking genius idea. This is like three years ago and I didn't act on it. Now someone's doing it. It was a baseball hat fucking cleaner. You put it in a dome. It has these things, brushes on the inside. I thought of that years ago.

It's out there, man. I'm telling you. It's fucking pisses me off. It's a baseball hat cleaner? Yeah, you put your hat in there because your hats get dirty, right? You put it in there. It's got little brushes. It's like a dishwasher.

And then you take it out. It dries. Boom. Your hat looks brand new. Whoever thought of that is a good fucking, a good businessman. I thought of the same thing. You motherfuckers. Every idea has an equal and opposite idea.

Yeah, man. You're right. All right. Is that what that is? That's what it is. Say goodbye. Some kind of expression. We got to go.

Who do I say by IT? To the people, man. It doesn't matter. Any of these cameras. You're going over here. All right, chair. Send us your ideas. Everybody.

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