Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 50 - Freedom 55

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

Julian's dressed all sexy for summer, but there's something on his mind: his sh*tty pension fund! Can Ricky and Julian go full De Niro to make some retirement scrilla? Plus: dirrrty fries, duck whispe...ring, and more f**ked contenders for Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I got a great fucking buzz on, man. Yeah, me too. And this is freaking me out a little bit. You know what? I'm a trouble looking at you, man. It's fucking weird. You know what, man? I've been thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:00:27 It's June 1st. It's officially fucking summertime. This is summertime Julian. No more of the goddamn Fermertam. Well, I don't think I like this look great anyway, but... I didn't even know you had all this fucking weird ink and shit. I got that in jail, buddy. Did you do a little workout today before you came out?
Starting point is 00:00:45 No, I didn't do one today. I'm going to do that tonight. But this is the thing, man. This year is going to be the year to retire. I've heard that before. No, fuck, I'm serious, man. Like, you just got to be positive. I'm starting to think maybe we did it all wrong.
Starting point is 00:00:59 No, I know we did it all fucking wrong. But I know how we can do it now. But let's just get into that shit later, maybe. Timmy Dean, that fucking weird guy that worked for the government, who thought he was fucked for working for the government. Yeah. Because he only got started with two weeks. I think by the end of it, he got six, which is pretty good.
Starting point is 00:01:19 He just retired, man. Who? Jimmy Dean. Timmy, Timmy Dean. Are you fucking kidding me? He's retired. And guess what else? The government's going to pay him money for the rest of his fucking life. No fucking way. Well, yeah, I think you get it like a pension or some shit?
Starting point is 00:01:34 CPP. Fuck, man. That's not a bad gig. Well, when you add it all up. Yeah, but you know, okay, CPP is good, but the problem is we've never paid it. which means we're not going to get fuck all. So we don't really have... We're going to have to work forever.
Starting point is 00:01:51 No, we're not going to have to work forever, man. We just got to fuck... We've got to be smart. And I've read a bunch of shit about retirement. We should have been smarter when we were younger, man. Well, that's the difference. You know what? It was a good time.
Starting point is 00:02:01 We had fun. That's the difference between, like, being a small business person, like an entrepreneur and someone that works for the fucking man or nine to five or everyone want to fucking call it, man. I think our lives were more exciting than theirs, but I guess they're better off now, aren't they? No, no, no, no, no, no, man.
Starting point is 00:02:20 They win. We'll get into this shit later, all right? Try to be positive, man. This is the whole fucking deal of life. I'll try to be positive to you, but the power of positive things. The reality is setting in, man. We're getting up there and there's nothing. You know what?
Starting point is 00:02:37 You're freaking me out, man. We don't need a lot, I guess. I know. I guess I can get a job, but that would suck. All right, no, we're not. Well, maybe. That might be part of the plan. Maybe I'll just work in the winter like a snowplow operator.
Starting point is 00:02:50 But there's no fucking way they're going to let you be a snowplow operator. You don't even have a license. I could get one pretty quick. How? I can just see you taking the fucking... It's probably some sort of a program for... How many times did you take the driving lesson? How many?
Starting point is 00:03:07 Like 27, 28 times in your life? No, man, it wasn't that many. Well, most of the time you had a buzz on, which is automatically they... can tell. See, the one thing, like, when you smoke as much weed as you, you can, you smell like weed permanently, man. But you don't smell it on yourself, do you? No.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Like, I could smell, well, I can't, I can't, I can smell a bit because I'm big, too, but. No, I don't smell shit, man. Yeah, but you know what? You fucking reek of weed, especially that homegrown shit. Yeah, but I could have been out of party before I went to the driver's test. No, no, no, no, no. That's not gonna out. It's, how fucking hurt?
Starting point is 00:03:47 I guess it is pretty hard to drive snow plows. Have you ever parallel parked? Yeah. When? It's not easy in a big car. Yeah, no, when I've never ever, my entire life, have seen you fucking parallel park. You won't.
Starting point is 00:03:59 I got it down to science, man. As soon as you line up with the rear bumper, you cut her fucking hurt. Linding up with the rear bumper? Yeah. Okay, the back of your car is evened up with the back of the other car? That's my method. All right, that's something like my method.
Starting point is 00:04:15 You know what? My method is you drive right up to the driver's door, right? Yeah. The car. That's the same thing, isn't it? You back up, you see, you look in the mirror as soon as you can see, I think the back wheel of the car that's behind that, that's when you cut it. Yeah, that sounds complicated. Yeah, man, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:32 I just autopilot, really. Some of those new cars fucking do it on their own. Yeah, they drive on their own, man. They've got fucking taxi cabs that drive. Press some button or something that just park. for you. Yeah, man, that's... That's been over for years, bud.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I wonder if I could get that from my car. No, man. They must have, like, a retro... You know how many... Okay, those... A retro park fitter parks? You...
Starting point is 00:04:58 No? If someone was... No, they would look at that and say, no fucking way, because you've got to put, like, a ton of sensors around the car. You're... The body of that car...
Starting point is 00:05:07 They must sell a kit. And a part... No. If I had sensors... just, man, I would have a lot less dense. Because your whole car? No, man. No, no, no, no. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:05:22 No. I disagree. I've hit a few things over the years and I probably wouldn't hit them if I had sensors. Maybe I should get a newer type car. Do you remember when your seatbelt, like, the dinger kept going off? You fucking lost your mind. Do you imagine... When I cut the wrong wire, that was a
Starting point is 00:05:37 shit show trying to figure out that one. Can you imagine you if you had sensors all over your car? The thing would be fucking going off like crazy, man. You would drive, you would end up. I had a toggle switch where I could turn them on or off.
Starting point is 00:05:51 No, you would always have it off, so then you would waste your fucking time, man. Just trust me on that. All right. So, you know what? I came in all positive and shit. You got me going. It's fucking June 1st.
Starting point is 00:06:05 It's summer, like you said, I just wasn't expected. Like, am I supposed to be in a fucking bathing suit here? It's, I don't know. Maybe you should be, but. See? See, it might change things up for you
Starting point is 00:06:17 We should be like I don't know if I want to change things up You've changed man I know what change has got no Fucking hair Yeah, it's like All right, you know what? Just stop with the change man
Starting point is 00:06:31 You know what the deal is man We gotta fucking do an action Sometimes I look over I'm like who the fuck is in my burr I hear you man I hear you but you know what I've been figuring and out The whole thing with retirement
Starting point is 00:06:43 It's one fucking thing All I've got to do is one thing What is it? And I've been working on it. Okay. And we're going to get to that later. But I think right now we should watch the drunk and the dumb of the fucking week. Maybe that'll get you going instead of being...
Starting point is 00:06:56 All right. What are we starting with first? All right, we're going to go for the drunk of the week. The way he drunk the week. This guy is... What's happened here? Yeah, no, is that a woman in the car? Looks like somebody might be passed in a car being carded by...
Starting point is 00:07:09 Yeah, you're mixing up the liquors. There's a wheel? Oh, man. That check is wasted. You go. Oh, she's got a puke all on her face. I hope this guy knows her. Yeah, really.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Just dragged her off on a fucking cart, tossed in? Was it from a wharf? Like anybody's checked? He knows her? I get Trish Joe's fucking number. I get to come out of mine now. You know what you're told? You know what happens, don't you?
Starting point is 00:07:40 Yeah. All right, go on get yourself down. Do you understand what he said? No. Oh, he's going to. fucking go out. Oh, he's fucked. You should not be riding a bike when you're this fucking intoxicated.
Starting point is 00:07:53 He can't even get his foot on the pedal. He's going to rack off his nuts. Holy fuck. What the fuck's going on? Is this a bicycle? He's fucked. Whoa, no, no. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Oh, okay. All right. You know what? He's definitely a candidate. For the little speed he got up to the area, he took a, that was a hell of a dumbbell for doing about two miles an hour. Endover. Didn't end up wasting.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Okay, this is stairs. I know you're gonna... This woman is tough. Whoa! Oh, no, she did not just fall down the whole staircase. Oh, my God. Nose dive. Oh, that was...
Starting point is 00:08:34 That was bad. That was... That was one of the worst falls I've seen, man. That was a bad fall. Holy... But you know what? Because she was passed out, I bet you she's all right. She wasn't past it.
Starting point is 00:08:45 What? She was singing. She was out like that, man. Okay. She was... Oh my God. She did this before she did the end of. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:08:58 What the fuck was you thinking, man? Oh, it was a nasty fall down the stairs. Would she waste? I guess it was because she's just fucking hammered. I think she might have been on some more new things other than just booze. The description says she was only drunk and she was okay afterwards. All right. You know why?
Starting point is 00:09:17 Because if she had been alert when she fell, she would have been tensing up and that's when you fucking hurt yourself. I'm glad she's okay because fuck, that was nasty. I've done it and I was not completely okay. Wow. Are we going to pick a winner right now? The fall is awesome, man. But that dude on the bike.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Yeah, because we got a little bit of conversation with him and then he attempted, even though we couldn't get his foot on the pedals, he still tried to fucking do it. He got up to about two miles an hour and did one of the craziest falls of that speed I've ever seen. He's right against that fence too for a while.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Yeah, he's, I don't think he was 100% after that. Should we watch that one again? I hope he's up here. Because I know, I'm never going to forget the one with Lady Fallen, man. That was fucking horrendous. And you can like go ahead a bit chipper so we don't fucking see, well, the talk's pretty good too. No, fuck the talk. What's he saying is that somebody's number?
Starting point is 00:10:10 I had no idea what this guy say. So you think he's going to rack up. How did he get to this point, though? Like, he can't. I wish we could see five minutes before this. Like he can't get his fucking foot on the pedal And then he sort of does Look how long is...
Starting point is 00:10:27 Whoa. Oh my fuck. And there's somebody running up to them. And these guys just laughing their fucking heads off. I'd be like, holy fuck, buddy, are you okay? Yeah, boy. We'd be doing the same thing. We'd be laughing out.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I don't know, man. If Jacob was on a bike, he did the same thing? Oh, fuck, yeah. If it was a friend of mine, someone I knew, sure. I think it would just be a head shake and go, what a fucking idiot. you. I don't even know if I'd laugh. So who is it?
Starting point is 00:10:58 Who is it? Who is it? Who is it? I mean, I don't know. What do you think, man? I do. I'm a fan of the guy on the bike. I have to say. I've never been that fucked up on a bike, I don't think. Did we flip on a coin? I did. Do you have one? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Heads or tails. Tails. Okay. You didn't say which was which. I was going to say you pick heads, bike, tails Okay, here we go heads bike
Starting point is 00:11:30 It's the bike I don't know man I don't know though I'm going with the chick Going down the stairs It's unbelievable She wasn't hurt It's a happy one
Starting point is 00:11:43 I guess that part's good because We don't know for sure if this guy Was still alive Yeah Okay we're going to go for the dumb of the week What the fucksies the rooie is it What the fuck What?
Starting point is 00:11:56 Oh, okay. Oh, fuck. Oh, God, that was bad. Dude, dude. What was that? What is he saying? Wow. I've done Zambl.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Oh, man. I fucked up where you pour in your mouth. You're supposed to light on fire, but you got to remember to fucking clean your lips. Burn the fuck out of my lips. Yeah, man. You're not, you should never. never ever do those it is a cool I did it's fucking weird I used to just
Starting point is 00:12:30 fucking guzzle down on fire man same that's what we used to put in our mouth and then lay it in our mouth oh yeah yeah that's what we did fucked I wasn't the smartest idea yeah especially if someone comes up and hits you and then but I burn the fucking on my lips man silly salmon bud oh oh so he thought it was deep it I love... Silly salmon, bud! Dio! Jumps in the ocean and it's not deep.
Starting point is 00:13:02 The tide must have been up. Fuck, I must have hurt his legs and his arse. He got up though. That was pretty dumb. Yeah, man. This guy... What the fuck is doing here? That is...
Starting point is 00:13:22 Oh, dude. Oh, my fucking Jesus. All right. So this shit sprayer. shit sprayer truck driver just gets covered in shit. That's not just shit too, man. That's everything.
Starting point is 00:13:40 That's the full deal right there. That can't be healthy. What the fuck? Yeah, wash that face off, bud. Oh, man. That was just gross, man. Yeah, that was definitely gross of the week.
Starting point is 00:13:54 But, I mean, buddy jumped into action. It could have been a lot worse. Yeah. This dude jumping in the fucking ocean. That was dumb. So was the Zambuca guy. got burnt to fuck you know what I think they're
Starting point is 00:14:07 all equally fucking dumb so it's what a three-way tie we gotta get it down to two let's eliminate one okay shit truck the shit truck are you limiting him
Starting point is 00:14:22 don't know man maybe we're too big to decide that's what the problem is no the shit one is like dumb but it's gross it's really fun it's more gross than dumb agree
Starting point is 00:14:35 So if we're going for dumb, let's eliminate that one. Let's go to a flip. Zambuca heads. Yeah. Dougie in the fucking ocean tails. It's Dougie in the ocean. I like that a lot. That was, because he was so confident and just...
Starting point is 00:14:51 He fucking got up, man. He probably went in and did it again, but went a little further out. Silly salmon, bud. The recoil was head even. How come he didn't get hurt? Oh, he's hurt. That's the next day, fucking. Yeah, he's fucking hurt.
Starting point is 00:15:10 His spine just one. He was just so embarrassed he had to get up. Yeah. Fuck. So, you know, you watch shit like that and your life is not that bad. All right. I'm feeling better. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:15:22 You do feel better because it's some fucked. Unless you're out there and you guys are more fucked than these people, then continue on, I guess. I don't know what to tell you. I wish I had some magic glasses that could make you look. way you used to look, and then I'd be totally okay. What? What? What? What?
Starting point is 00:15:42 Like some AI glasses. When I'm looking at you, you still look like... Jesus fuck, man. I know, alright? I'm getting used to it, man. But what's the while when I have a certain buzz on and it's still a little freaked out. I know, man. Tell me about it. You spent a lot of years when you looked...
Starting point is 00:15:59 But... But... When I'm watching fucking shit, like videos and stuff, when I see myself, I'm like, What the fuck? What the fuck's going on here, man? Okay. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Like, it's just a... All right. It might be the drugs and alcohol. What is that supposed to slow down? What age? That's all part of the fucking, uh, the plan. Okay. But, uh, did we want to get into that shit now?
Starting point is 00:16:24 Did we have to do anything else? I don't know, man. I forget. Well, yeah, I'm talking about if we're going to fight, like, right now. Yeah. Like, I was watching the movie. The Fasten the Furious a little while ago. Which one?
Starting point is 00:16:38 That's what I'm saying. Which one? That guy's fucking loaded. Which guy? The dead guy? No, he was loaded. Yeah, but the other guy, Vin, the bald-headed guy with the tank top on. He's loaded.
Starting point is 00:16:53 I would say he is. I heard he can't even drive a car. That's what I'm saying. You know what? You can drive a car. I can drive a car. We're good at driving fucking cars. We can do stuff.
Starting point is 00:17:04 in front of the camera, man. We've got these fucking cameras in front of us all the time. There's a lot more to it, man. No, man. There's not. Like, I can't just go out and get in a big fucking car race and film it.
Starting point is 00:17:15 I think you might be able to, man. No, but it doesn't necessarily have to be a car race. We know how to shoot. Guns. Like, really good. Right? No, right well. We could do action films, man.
Starting point is 00:17:26 We just got to do one. All right. And then we can retire. Fuck this 9 to 5 job. I don't actually have to get shot, though, right? No, man, it's all the use squibs. Huh? Squibs.
Starting point is 00:17:38 There's these things they'd attach, these special effects guys, they do this shit, they attach them. All right, you can figure out all that shit. It's all, it's easy, man. That's our retirement plan.
Starting point is 00:17:48 We're gonna fucking shoot an action film. That's what you got? You've been shot, like how many times? Like, it's nothing. We could do this, man. I swear to fuck. I would know how it felt. I know.
Starting point is 00:18:00 That way you can, like, use that in your performance. you know what I mean they have a word for that I don't know what it is used that as oh you know what it is method acting you know who did method acting Charles Bronson
Starting point is 00:18:19 you know what I don't know if he did or not I think he was a tough motherfucker right and maybe that is a bit of method but Robert De Niro method actor Marilyn Brando Apoccal is fucking now when he was out of his
Starting point is 00:18:34 fucking, he's actually out of his, he was out of his mind, man. Really? He went for it. He went for it, man. That's what I'm saying. We gotta get it. We gotta do the meth thing. Jack Nicholson. Method actor. The Shining. They don't have actors like that anymore, man. Well, Johnny Depp. He's good.
Starting point is 00:18:54 You get in a little bit of situation? And you know else is good? That Tom Hardy guy. He's good. That show Mobland. Yeah. He's not in third season because they got in. got in a fight him and the producers yeah fuck and he's the jujitsu guys so the producers they should probably shut the fuck up they're gonna get rear naked choke man some night okay there you go there's your message that's what i'm saying so so you want to shoot an action film we've never
Starting point is 00:19:21 method actors and we're going to retire and we're going to make one movie and then you know what best case nobody watches movies anymore do they or tv show man okay we're gonna it doesn't matter something like mob land we could do that okay and this is what I'm saying I don't want to do much so can I just be in it you do the rest see that's you can't you got it you got to work like fucking 12 14 hours a day but you do it for four months man and then you're done for the rest of your life yeah you write it up and I'll have a look at it okay you want no man no no no no I'm not writing the fucking thing up well what do you need story ideas
Starting point is 00:20:02 No, man. We got a fucking audition for shit. Oh, fuck. And I don't know how to do it. And I don't want to do it because it seems like it's total fucking bullshit. Yeah. You got to know people in this industry. So what we got to do is go, maybe we've got to go talk to the people that are making the movies.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Fuck the casting on all that shit, man. Just go right to the talk. Go right to the producers and writers or whatever the fuck. And we talk to them, hang out with them. Say we want to, you know, reaction people. and we forced them to write us in or? Yeah, basically. Is that illegal?
Starting point is 00:20:40 We go method on them. You know what I'm saying? Fuck them. We can do it. I like your confidence, man. It would definitely be a... When you say that... It would definitely be a new direction.
Starting point is 00:20:53 But you know what? It's fucked because there's no other fucking... I don't know. Either that or we do something that's going to make us a lot of money. If we can get a million bucks, We can turn that million bucks into living off of like, if we do 20% a year, that's like 200,000 bucks. Oh, my fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:12 From a million. If we invested. I don't need to hear that. 200 grand between you and I? We're fucking. Yeah, that's a lot of money. We're set. Is that cash now?
Starting point is 00:21:21 No, man. No. No, you got to, that's when you've got to pay taxes. Ah. Nah, but fuck it. You got a million. You're making $200. You'll end up with $100.
Starting point is 00:21:30 That's $50 grand each. Yeah. Maybe 55. Seems there's be paperwork. Okay. What do you want to do? I came up with two fucking...
Starting point is 00:21:39 I don't know because, you know, because, you know, what? Cash is starting to disappear. It's pissing me off. Okay, cash is dissonable. We don't need cash. So how do you fucking pillage? You know what we got to do?
Starting point is 00:21:52 We're going to ask Boner. We're going to have to... We need shit to sell, and people are going to have to... I guess the new thing now is, e-transfer, wherever the fuck that is. E-transfer. That's, okay, that's...
Starting point is 00:22:02 I'm trying to... I'm trying to pay cash. Can you eat trans? I'm like, what the fuck do you mean? E-trans for you. That sounds difficult. It's not difficult, man. You need a bank account, though.
Starting point is 00:22:12 That's the difficult part. But then they can track you and follow you. Oh, my fucking Jesus, right. Sir, where did you get this $10,000 that you'd like to deposit into, said account? You know what you need to do? Go to another country. Take a, yeah. Take a boat.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Go find an island and just live there like Gilligan used to live there, man, you know? I bet I could. Because if Gilligan could do what you could fucking do. I'd like to find an island inhabited by some strange animal. Where is this island going to be? Because around here, you're not going to make it through a winter. Not on a fucking island. What about horse island?
Starting point is 00:22:49 Sable Island? Yeah. It gets, it's fucking. It's nasty. You don't want to go there in the winter and hang out with a bunch of horses, man. Yeah. Although, you know what? If a horse could fucking do it and they've been doing it for,
Starting point is 00:23:02 long time. You know what? I bet I could tame the fucking horses. See? It'd be like a big family. You're the only person, I'd bet. They'd have respect for me. That thinks they can actually do that.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Even people that you'd see on the Dutton Ranch would say, they'd look at Sable Island, say, fuck that. I'm not going to go on to that island and try to teach horses out of, be civilized, man. Whatever you call it. I met a duck whisper during COVID. taught me a few tricks.
Starting point is 00:23:34 What? What? Okay. The duck whisper. Who the fuck was that? This is this fucking guy that hung out by the duck bond. And what did he do? He had these little tricky calls and you could get them to do different things. Okay. He had one duck that could get stand on one leg and yeah, he had a few little tricks. Whole fucking shit.
Starting point is 00:23:55 There's no. There's no. There's no. There's no. And little movements with his arms. He's smiling or the ducks were smiling. I don't think ducks can smile Oh my fuck But Okay
Starting point is 00:24:08 The duck whisperer So he I don't believe you man All right It doesn't matter Who fucking gets around Anyway I think I could fucking tame the horses On save the wild life man
Starting point is 00:24:18 They're not fucking trained And buddies's smiling at And I'm winking at them You know what he was You know what that guy is For some reason with this buzz on A song just came in my head And I don't know
Starting point is 00:24:28 Who it is What is it? Who's gonna tame your wild horses man. Who's going to tame your wild fucking horses? I don't think that's the name of it, but that's part of the ears. You know what? Who's going to tame your wild horses?
Starting point is 00:24:46 What? Maybe I'm making this up. I have no fucking idea. It just buzz on, bud. Who's going to tame her? You know what you're... No, man. I'm going to find that song right now, and I think I know who it is. Is it you too? You too?
Starting point is 00:25:03 I don't know. fucking no man no man no no no okay I know who it is I was gonna try to see if I had any fucking you find you took keep talking okay oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh oh is this it you know what this is this seems like a is it the curves oh no it's coming in this is a weird one man I don't know what the fuck oh no no this is right this is it yeah Yeah, it's a car's song. This is Gino's fucking Vanelli, man. Okay, well, isn't he part of the cars?
Starting point is 00:25:47 I don't remember. Gino, where'd you get Gino Vanelli's part of the fucking cars? I don't know. Wild horses. Is this the one? Yeah, I guess so. Who the fuck is? That's a cover.
Starting point is 00:26:00 No, man, that says Gino Vanelli. Why does it sound so fucking bits like this? What? All right. Decide. I don't think this is the song. But it could be. You know what? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:13 I can't stop it. Fuck sakes. This is... I don't... Why does he sound like a fucking idiot? No, dude. You go back to the original. Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Okay. I don't think... I don't think that's it, man. That sounds like it. That sounds like the song. What the fuck did we just listen to? I don't know what the fuck you were listening to. This is a weird headline.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Tim Horton's customer 75 dead after Rage Fuel brawl over her order. What? She died? I needed graces. Yeah, she was very particular about her, Tim Hortons. This was in Fort Wayne, I guess. Fort Wayne, that's out in Alberta, isn't it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:57 She wasn't, you know, her order wasn't up to her fucking expectations, so she went in to confront them in a rage. And she ended up fucking punching this young manager in the face, I guess, and ripping out a chunk of her hair. And she pinned her down on the floor and rolled on top of her.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Then they separated her, and the old lady wasn't feeling very well, and she actually lay down on the floor, and I guess didn't make it. So, it's kind of sad, but like, what the fuck? All right. Who's the one that was being in a fucking cunt, died, or the other one? Jesus Christ. What?
Starting point is 00:27:34 Yes, I guess. Okay, that's sort of the... That's pretty hard core. I know, but she just comes in, fucking freak it out, and ends up dying over some food? Yeah, and I guess, well... Her daughter was there, I guess, and her daughter was, like, trying to spin it that they attacked her. So, anyway, there was video.
Starting point is 00:27:51 All right, maybe, sorry if I, maybe shouldn't call over that. Just pisses me off, though, man. Like, people, that's another thing. People sue these places for, like, spend on coffee. You don't have. I mean, sometimes I get pissed off, but you can't be, yeah, you just, you can't be a man. You just say, excuse me, my order got messed up here. That's the positive for.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Because then the manager to be like, oh, we're sorry about that. You know what? What the fucking... Here's the next meal on us since we fucked up. And still she went on the offense. And sometimes people snap. I get it. I've snapped before.
Starting point is 00:28:26 It sucks, but I've done it. It's embarrassing. You've done it a lot, man. But it's a wake-up call, man. I've got to try to control my rage because it could kill me. The power of positive thinking. I've been saying it for how many fucking years now, 20? Well, at least 20.
Starting point is 00:28:39 I'm sorry. It's all coming through... Grace and her family. but see, Anita taught me a lesson. It might save my life. That's right. Don't be a fucking idiot. So we're going to take a positive out of a negative.
Starting point is 00:28:49 That's right. Be positive for everybody. Do you want to talk about McDonald's managers serving licked fries? Or do you want to... What fries? Talk about this new AI Pet translator. Let's talk about the fries. I can talk a lot about the AI translator.
Starting point is 00:29:10 It's fucked. We don't have much time left. So we'll do that next week. Yeah, this McDonald's manager served licked fries to her unsighted. What give you go back and spell it. Licked L-A-C-E-D. Licked. Licked.
Starting point is 00:29:22 L-A-C-E-D? I'm like, what in the fuck is going? Am I missing something? Licked fries. So they post this video on, I don't know, Snapchat or whatever the fuck those kids use now. Yeah, Snapchat. And she's taking like handfuls of fries and licking them and then putting them in a container. The worker.
Starting point is 00:29:42 The manager, yeah. And I guess another worker because two of them got in trouble over it. No shit. This ex-girlfriend has a new partner, and it's pissed off her, the manager, I guess. So she licked all these fries, put them in a can of her. The ex-girlfriend didn't even order fries. She just ordered two pops, and the manager gave her these fries. It's like, you know, hey, just being nice.
Starting point is 00:30:05 So, of course, she ate them. And then she saw these videos on social media, and the police saw them. So they were, the manager was charged with selling food with a foreign substance. spit. I didn't even know that was a law or a charge. Well, but you spit on a cop? You're in trouble. Oh, well, that's fucking... Well, you're licking
Starting point is 00:30:27 fries that they're fucking eating, man. I just didn't know there was such a law. There's a law for selling food with foreign... I guess it makes sense. I've just never heard of it before. Foreign substance... A foreign substance could be... They could be wiping it and... Couldn't that be like a hair?
Starting point is 00:30:42 Hair. Like, they could be rubbing their arces with it? That's foreign substances, man. Ask particles. Anyway, they're charged and they fucking got suspended. Now they're fired. They should be going to jail, man. You know what?
Starting point is 00:30:56 If someone licked my fries and I was eating fries and someone licked it, done. Why would they post it? That was their downfall. Because they're fucking dumb. I guess the thing went viral. That's what they want. They want it, man.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Now they're fucking charged. People that get hurt or die or fucking go to jail from doing videos put on social media or whatever are fucking dumb. All right, that's it. All right, I like it. All right, everybody stay positive, though, because those dumb people, maybe you'll learn a lesson from it, and you might go somewhere from that. All right, bud.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Good hunting with you. Summer Julian. Let's go out and get some sun, man, some vitamin D. Okay. It's good for you, man.

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