Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 50 - May The 5th Be With You

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

Happy Day After Star Wars Day! The Boys get into an argument about R2-D2, and Ricky learnts some awesome Earth facts. There's also a holy water hex, AI robot grooming, and some greasy stuff down at the Legion!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. Alright, welcome to the Park After The Dark. It's May the 5th. Too intense? May the 4th, yesterday. Was it? I thought it was pretty good. All right, guys. Did you do your little Tara Ward thing? What's Tara Ward's thing?

May the 4th, be with you. Oh yeah, you usually dress up in your little uniform. You usually dress up as Princess Leia. You guys are so, you're full of shit. I've never done that. You put the two big cinnamon buns on your head. May the 4th be with you? You don't know what that is. I've never done that. You put the two big cinnamon buttons on your head. May the fourth be with you? You don't know what that is? I've never heard of that, man.

May the fourth! I've never heard of such a thing. Oh my god. I swear to fuck. Ow! I don't listen to people, obviously. Why do you think I was out in the yard there running around like C3PO? Don't know, man. It's new to me, but I like it.

C3PO. C3PO. C...what is it? C-P-3-O. C-3-P-O. What is it? C-P-3-P-O. See, you're fucking me up. C-P-3-O, isn't it? C-P-3-O. No, Ricky.

C-P-3-O. C-P-1-O-3. His cousin. It's a good radio station. C-3-P-O and Erdy Tootie and Erty Tootie. Erty Tootie. Erty Tootie 2. We met him. We met Erty Tootie 2.

You sure did. I don't know if it was really him. That was just a robot, man. It was like a remote control. The real deal. There used to be someone in it, right? In the can. Yeah. Jimmy Walker. It wasn't Jimmy Walker. There used to be someone in it, right? In the can? Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy Walker. Wasn't Jimmy Walker. Jimmy Walker from good times.

No, he was not. He was in the... That's who R2-D2 was. He had his knees up here. Well, don't be fucking with me. It wasn't Jimmy. Like Dynamite was... Dino-mite! He was... Dynamite was not in the fucking can. I don't even know if you guys saw that. He was! He wasn't, man.

Jimmy Walker, and that's why R2-D2 goes. Do I gotta look this? He goes like this, one of the squeaks, he makes his, whew, whew, whew. No, man. That's dynamite. It was a fucking dude, his name was like Billy Barker or something.

Billy Birdy? Barker? Birdy? Billy Birdy was a little person, but he wasn't in R2-D2. Was he related to Bob Barker? Itie? Barker? Billy Birdie was a little person, but he wasn't an arty tooty. Was he related to Bob Barker? It was Jimmy Walker! Do I, if I look this up and it's not that, you're fucking weird.

It's gonna be him. I'm telling ya. You're gonna see it. Whistle Who was in... Speaking of robits... They're taking over the world. Who is? Robots. Robots?

Kenny Baker. I was pretty fucking close. You actually thought it was Jimmy Walker. No man. You thought it could have been because you googled it. You know what? You're a good fucking lawyer, Buzz. So hold the fuck on now. So there was somebody inside? Kenny Baker. He was in Earth to now. So there was somebody inside? Kenny Baker.

Yeah, Kenny Baker. He was in Earth to? Yeah. How did he fit? He's a little person. Kenny Baker's only about that tall. I had no idea. I thought it was just a fucking...

A robot. Yeah. No. Motorized machine. No, he was in there. I'm not sure what the advantage of putting somebody in there was because he wasn't speaking English. I guess they needed him to move it. The character was performed. Yeah, he must have drove it. Jimmy V is another dude. Who the fuck is that? That's Jimmy Walker.

You got enough for the fucking Jimmy Walker, man. Seriously. Dying old Mike, Julian. And you know who Obi-Wan Kenobi was? Burt Reynolds. Yeah. He shaved his mustache off and dyed his hair white. Bullshit, man. It was originally, you know Han Solo was originally going to be Burt Reynolds. It was Kenny?

Yeah. I still don't understand. Still doesn't look like he fit in there. Look at the little head sitting up there. Look at that. Oh yeah. Alright, I had no idea. That's Kenny Bay.

Did you know that Han Solo was originally going to be Burt Reynolds and he turned it down? Yeah, I think I did hear that. Who do you think would have did it better? It would have been interesting to see a Burt... No, Burt Reynolds. It would have been interesting. No. He would have been... he probably would have been a dick. He would have been a different type of Han Solo. Dickish. He would have had a big

Trans Am logo painted on the front of the Millennium Falcon. Right on. Whoo! So over in China they got these new AI powered shampooing machines. They should save up and get some, start a new business over here. So what do they do? They wash and rinse your hair in about 13 minutes. They also massage your scalp. Who's got 13 minutes to wash their hair? Women. They love that shit.

Infrared sensors detect the user's scalp and select the right shampoo. They've got 13 minutes to fucking wash their hair. Women, they love that shit. All right, women. Infrared sensors detect the user's scalp and select the right shampoo and shampooing method based on their hair type. So if you got dandruff, there goes the dandruff shampoo. It's pretty fucking smart. It is pretty smart, man. Sometimes machines are smarter than people.

Very often, Ricky. Really? Well, especially if you're talking AI. I don't know if I'd let a machine fuck with my hair or not, Ricky. Really? Well, especially if you're talking AI. I don't know if I'd let a machine fuck with my hair or not, maybe. Oh, Ricky. They're doing searches. An AI robot could make that, just take that to the next level. Really?

Yeah. All right, I'm trying to. Well, imagine the accuracy. They could individually move each hair if they wanted to. They can do a head transplant for fuck's sake. Not yet. Not yet, but she's coming quick. I still don't understand how that works. I was talking to some people down at the Legion. They thought I was totally fucked. I said it's gonna happen. They're like no it's not. I was like well I wish you

had have been around. Who were you talking to, Timmy? Timmy and his other fucking, that other dick weed. The guy with the red hair. Lonnie. They said not happening. Not fucking happening is like, so, you give it to him when you see them. I wonder if the same machine could wash other parts of your body.

Like do a groom down there? Your unit you're talking about. Or the part below that. You're talking about. What are the parts below that? Your taint. Well women, they get like waxed down there. I think it's kind of like that. Brazilian or something. What are they? Is that what it's called? Some of them do.

So they got to get there and get naked in front of someone. So AI for doing that business, that's a winner. I think it's kind of like a bidet. But I, you mate, but some of the older ladies at the Legion, they don't want anything like that. I bet they like the, they like the unkempt jungle. Really? Style. How do you know?

That's what I hear. You've been down there, haven't you? No, you've been messing around. No, that's what I hear the old fellas talking about. You've been doing there, haven't you? No. You've been messing around down there. No, that's what I hear the old fellas talking about. You've been doing some weed whacking. Where? Hey, Bubs. Old Sonny, what's his face there?

Sonny. Sonny Paddypaw. He's been weed whacking. No, he's been saying that Mildred couldn't fucking, she wouldn't touch that with a weed wh weed whacker she likes it just like it is so you want to set up a little grooming shop No, Ricky. I'm just saying you all these she's what 73 because she doesn't give them 79 79 yeah, she looks alright after you opened up a senior grooming center. You would do okay. Yeah I don't think so no seniors gonna let an AI roll, but Start grooming their unit. Oh. I don't think so. No seniors gonna let an AI robot start grooming their unit.

No, I meant you do it. No! I don't want to do that. Why would I want to do that? It'd be good to come up with some new specialized tools. I'd set one up for kiddies. You'd give a wax job on your kitty. Where did I put my rest of my, oh there it is.

You've been drinking a lot of those man. I'm not gonna say it like. Cold stream clear baby. There's a lot and you're doing that now. Yeah. Before you throw it in the recycling bin. Yeah, I go, that's how I know I finished that one. Squeeze the choc. I don't know.

The squeeze and choc. Just don't let it. That'd be a good name for a little place out in the highway that sells hamburgers, the squeeze and chuck. That's what your mama used to do. Anyway, don't let these like, destroy your life, man, you know what I'm saying? Don't drink them all day and all.

Says the guy with it glued to his fucking arm. A Japan ease man, he was saving up 10 years to buy a Ferrari 458 Spider. Yeah. He drove it for about 30 minutes and it caught on fire. Burned to the ground. He had insurance, I hope. I caught on fire. Burned to the ground. Oh, man. He had churns, I hope. I don't know. It didn't make sense.

He's going to level up. He's going to get a fucking watch him a car. It's kind of a life lesson, though. I'm going to spend 300 fucking grand on a car and I get to drive it for 40 minutes. That's what it looks like now. Oh, you fucking have this. There's no way this guy's gonna get this fixed.

Let me see it. I heard Ferrari, they take the... Holy fuck. ...beat the shit once, don't they? Insurance, though. God is fucked. How long is it gonna take them to get a new one? Might want a second guess.

A long time. Replacing the fucking thing. Yeah. $300,000... That's a shame. ...recurs a lot of money, isn't it? I guess if you have tons of money. If you've got it's like three trailers man. I don't think I'd save up for 10 years and buy one of

those. But if you got 50 million what's a couple hundred grand right? I suppose. Yeah yeah maybe. But instead of buying that car for 300 grand you could give it to a homeless encampment. Oh, really? Down the town. Well, I'll talk about homeless encampments, do ya? Sure. Let's do it, man. There's a California mayor, mayor of Lancaster, who suggests giving homeless all the fentanyl they want. What? To purge the problem. Ah, see, you can't, what's he talking about? He wants to wipe out the city's homeless numbers.

By killing them, basically. By letting them kill themselves with a fentanyl. Yeah, he said I want to give them free fentanyl. Trump should allow a purge. See that guy, there's no way that guy should be in public office. See that guy was a fan of The Walking Dead, I bet. He's probably looking at these, like, you know, desensitized by those things on TV.

He's like, eh, they're not going to try to eat us. They're just going to sit there like this all fucking day. I don't think that's the solution. No, man. He thinks that they're all criminals, which they're not. He says they're the ones doing all the murdering and robbing. No. So what the fuck's up with this fentanyl shit?

Why don't we try to get rid of that shit? Just wipe it out, man. It's hurt. I know, but it's everywhere, isn't it? Don't we need it for something? We don't have it in Sunnyvale, think fuck and we're not going to. There's always gonna be something.

Before that, it was fucking hoxy. It's always some fuck-up. Yeah, but these people are really fucked up. They look fucked. They're like, inched over or something. What is the, why do we make, why do we have fentanyl? It's an actual drug that when it's used properly, it's. Like a pain thing?

Yes. When it's used the way it's supposed to be by a doctor. But it's addictive as fuck, isn't it? Well, it's addictive if you're just fucking, you know, welly nilly, fucking driving it into your skull on your own without knowing how to use it and using it for just getting right out of her. But if a doctor gives me some,

I'm not gonna be hooked on this shit? No, because they know how to do it. They know how much to give you for the certain type of. Is that oxy shit, man? You're fucked. It's the first pill. Yeah. Just smoke weed. Just, it's the first pill. Yeah. It's a smoke weed. Just fucking...

You know what I mean? Have a cup of drinks. Have a cup of drinks. Have a cup of joints. Roll some hash. Take some mushrooms. Maybe. Exactly. That's just as addictive. Oh, I know it is. Nice stare. It's enjoyable. A lot of people. And it's not even legal anymore.

Yeah, I don't know about this purge idea I don't think it's no terrible idea how about take the money that you're gonna use for all the fentanyl and Fucking help to be if you get them off the shit They got a figure right now. I don't they don't have it figured out. They just got to figure it out, right? Yeah They could fix the fucking problem. if they were smart. Well, Ricky, they spend about a trillion dollars on fucking, you know, defense and shit. You're telling me you couldn't carve off a few billion of that to, you know, get people

better? He's pissed off. He's like, yeah, they've got these people fucking living on an abandoned golf course. It's just too many of them. Well, he's an idiot. At least it's warm there if you're gonna be homeless. Oh Absolutely, it's better than being homeless here. Yeah, I guess pretty fucking cold doesn't All right, they got a problem with the holy water in Ethiopia It's a major outbreak of some bacteria. It's fucking people up. The holy water. Holy water, yeah. That holy.

It's not that holy. Maybe Satan got a hold of the shit. It's taking over their holes, that's what it's doing. They're pissing out of your ass because of this holy water. It's fucking people up. So the holy water is fucking contaminated. It's contaminated.

Where did the holy water come from? Ethiopia. And they're bringing it back. A bunch of Germans brought it back, and it's not going so well, man. I think they got Satan's water instead of holy water. Maybe when the pope died, he, on his way out, he said, fuck all the holy water.

I don't think he did that, man. He might have. He what? He said fuck holy water? He might have put a hax on all the holy water, because he was dying. Popes can do that. Does he have the power to do that?

Popes can put hexes, I think. I don't think the pope fucking hexed the holy water. He might have. There's not a fucking chance. Prove that he didn't? See? See? I'm not Googling that. It's ridiculous, Bubs.

Did the pope hex the holy water as he was dying? The world supply. Did? Fuck's sakes, man. Did the Pope? What a weird thing to do on his deathbed. Yeah, he didn't do it, man. Hex. No, the poor Pope, he didn't look very good that day before. Well, he probably wasn't very good. Well, no, he wasn't pretty

Yeah, one of his eyes was all jinkity-janked up no must have been pretty high when I fucking right over When I wrote all this shit I Can't say wrote a road's writ I can't say rhodal. Right? Are you listening to his brain short note over here? My brain's short note as well. There is no indication that Pope Francis cursed or hexed Holy Water before he died. You don't say!

This question is not even a function of the actual event or religious practice. Who answered it? AI? Yes. This question is not even a function of the actual event or religious practice. Who answered it, AI? Yes. Wow. The concept of hexing or cursing holy water is not part of Catholic tradition or practice, Bubs. Jesus fucking Christ.

I never said it was. Like why did you do that? I said he could have went rogue because he had dementia. And he didn't want to get buried in three coffins, I guess. That's here as well. Three? Yeah, usually the Pope gets buried. There's three coffins that they use.

But they cut them up? I don't think they cut them up. I think there's just two. Oh, like those Russian nesting dolls? There's a coffin in a coffin in a coffin? Russian nesting doll? What the fuck, Bob? Well, how does he go in three coffins if you don't cut him up?

I think the body's in one, but they bury three in case someone, maybe someone's stealing them. I would say it's legs in one. Legs, torso, and head and shoulders. And they do sprinkle holy water on the fucking guy before he goes in. Of course they do. The question is, which coffin would you want?

They must junk them up into three chunks so that if somebody steals it they don't get the whole pope. I'm trying to find it. Because they could resurrect him maybe, put him back together. Or it could be in the pope. And you don't want a pope with dementia because if he's got all that power but he's crazy, he could be...that's a good movie right there. Okay, so the coffins, one's made of cypress, one's made of lead, and one out of oak.

He got it asked to be buried in a fucking simple wooden box. Don't give me that other shit. So... I'm still confused. But why do they... You said they bury him in three coffins, we didn't say that. I don't know if they cut the fucking guys up or what, okay? I'm trying... I'm doing my best here, man Jesus it could be certain parts. They would want one I guess like what?

What you're into Give me an example Ricky what somebody might be into that they might want Well, they might just want you know from the waist the knees Well, they might just want, you know, from the waist to the knees. His cockle region. Boys, we gotta stop talking about the Pope. Why? This is getting weird, man. He's just a regular fella.

I'm not talking about the Pope. I'm just talking in general. He used to be a bouncer or something. General Peter. He was a tough booker. The Pope? Yeah. He was a bouncer?

He was a bouncer. Over in Rome. I don't know where he was bouncer, but he was in a... Putting the run to heathens. That's right. Could have been in the Himalayans. He also joked that Scotch was the real holy water, which is kind of funny. I don't think he was joking.

Fact check, Pope Francis is not dead. See the shit you find on this fucking Internet, man. Oh, he's not dead. Where is he? He is dead. He's hiding? He's under the firmament. He's hiding in one See the shit you find on this fucking internet, man. Oh, he's not dead. Where is he? He is dead. He's hiding? He's under the firmament. He's hiding in one of his three coffins.

He's in the super coffin. Maybe it's a coffin in a coffin in a coffin, like I mentioned. You know what? I got to Google that now. You guys are driving me fucking nuts. Is the pope dead? No, he's dead. He's dead. The coffin thing they, if he's laid out

at the Basilica right now. Do they cut the pope into three pieces? Do they cut the pope into chunks? The dead pope. Why is the pope buried in three pieces? We could be in trouble for talking like this. No kidding, man. From who?

I don't mean anything by it. In trouble from who? The fucking religion police. Okay, here we go. We might go to a religion jail. Oh my God. Well they got the whole, it's a fucking country basically. Isn't the Vatican, they can do whatever you want.

Yeah, what are they going to do? Send a fucking guy over to whack us? You know what? After today I can never go to the Vatican. Why not? Get arrested. Were you planning on it, Ricky? I'm a guy over to Wacchus. After today, I can never go to the Vatican. Why not? Get arrested. Were you planning on it, Ricky? I was.

You were going to go to the Vatican? Yeah. What for? Just to change my life a little bit. Ricky was going to go to the Vatican. Now he can't. You know what? That thing you said about the Russian doll thing?

Yeah? That's what it is. Coffin in a coffin. Coffin in a coffin. So what, each layer offers a bit of protection against... It sure does, buddy boy. Cypress coffin, that symbolizes humility and mortality. A lead coffin is to preserve the remains and prevent temperance.

People trying to steal this shit. Lead would be heavy. Finally, odor, fucking, no coffin. It trying to steal his shit. Well, that would be heavy. Finally, out her fucking old coffin. It's reflected dignity and strength. Which is the one he's actually in? He said, give me a fucking, just a wooden old coffin. I don't need other shit. I like that guy.

He doesn't want the three. He doesn't want the special treatment, man. He doesn't want any Russian doll. He just, I mean, I guess he's. He's the pulp, he can do it. He's acknowledging that once you're dead, it guess he's... He's the pope. He can do it. He's acknowledging that once you're dead, it doesn't fucking matter what you're in.

See that refrigerator, the crate that refrigerator came in? Give that to me, throw me in, put me in the ground. Yeah. I like that, man. You guys wanna get, learn about Earth? Is it Earth or Earth? Earth. I thought the tea didn't meet meet enough sound. No. Okay.

Did you know that it isn't spherical? That's a tough word. What? It isn't spherical. Correct. Comes out in the middle because it's fucking squished up. It's an oblate spheroid. That's exactly what it is. It's actually called a geoid. Which I had never heard of before. A geoid? It's a little more plump on the southern.

It's not plumped out like this. It's kind of pear-shaped. It's kind of squished. Pear-shaped. Things in the equator is higher up. That's right. I didn't know that. I thought it was like a fucking globe No, it's not perfectly round. I mean it's not a globe. Why do they have it? Yeah, right shake exactly bullshit

No, because it's not enough that you could see it with the eye. It's just slightly pear shaped. It's not like a fucking pear All right, how'd they figure that out now? They got up in space, they took some pictures, they did some- Science. Really? Science can figure that shit out? That's what science does, Ricky. Wow.

I have a whole new appreciation for science. What did you think science was up to today? Just like using a microscope and... mixing shit together to make something new. Science. Just using a microscope. Study of animals. You thought science was just stopping a microscope.

Well no, being in a lab, stuff that happens in a lab, science. And apparently there's like this board with all these little symbols on it. If you combine some of those together, you get new shit. Periodic table. I don't know. Yeah.

I wonder if this is like a periodic table or if it just would. Julian's muscles we could probably figure out. Another funny thing about Earth is the fucking name, huh? Who fucking came up with that now? It's some kind of, I don't know, German that ish combined with something else, but all the other fucking planets are named after Greco-Roman mythological characters. How come Earth isn't?

I guess Earth means ground, soil, dry land. Because people were on Earth when, who the fuck knows who made, who called it Earth? But they were looking up and that's when they were like, okay, that's that, that's Mercury, that's Saturn. You know what I mean? Here's a fucking cool one. Earth used to have a second moon. It crashed into the other moon and bye-bye. Two moons of an eclipse. Okay.

So when did we have two moons? Definitely before I was born. Many moons ago, huh? Oh, hello. How many years ago does it say? It's gotta be billions. It's gotta be billions, man. It was definitely a while ago. A while ago. Not in our lifetime. No, no, you'd have pictures. This one, earth used to be purple instead of blue green. It's blue green because of chlorophyll.

Whatever the fuck that is. A long time ago, earth's bacteria used a different molecule to dry energy from the sunlight. Sunlight? Sunlight, I guess it should have been. It was purple. And a reflected purple light. Wow.

Oh, this is a fucking good one too. Okay. Earth is green on the inside. No fucking way. There's no rain. No. It is. The upper mantle beneath the crust.

Planetary crust. Yes. The type of rock that that's made up of? Green. What is it, like, green? If you gotta drill down, I wanna get some of that green rock. I wonder how far you gotta go. Oh, fuck. Would it be a fire?

We're not able to do it, man. Would it be a fire? Get your shovel, Ricky. You can start. We're going through the crust. Did you know that gravity varies around the globe? Yeah. It did not.

Yeah. Lower gravity on the poles. It's true. I mean, you're not going to be jumping and then floating right then, but it's damn near. We have a very unique eclipse. We're the only fucking planet that can have a total eclipse, because of the distance the moon is, it's the only fucking planet that can have a total eclipse because the distance the moon is it's the only

Fucking moon that will actually block the Sun completely no other planet has it That's right. Good song, too And there's actually a fucking point on the earth. I didn't know this. It's actually the middle of nowhere What yeah point Nemo? It's the one place on Earth furthest from any landmass. Really? The nearest thing is Antarctica, and it's 1,681 miles away. You would not want to fucking spend much time in Point Nemo.

Is it a place? I don't know, it just says Point Nemo. But is there a landmass there we could go to? It says it's the furthest away from any land, so I'm guessing it must be just the middle of the ocean. See where, find out where Point Nemo is. See if they have an airport. I want to go there. Point Nemo. Like, oh. That's what the fucking fish was named after in that movie, the famous movie. You know what? It's in the Pacific Ocean. What was the name of the movie? Obviously, where else? It's in the Pacific Ocean. What was the name of the movie? Well, obviously.

Where else? It's located in the South Pacific, roughly 2,688 kilometers from the nearest land masses. But is it a land mass? Ducky Island. Ducky Island? Or Motu Nuu, Easter Island and Antarctica. But is it a land mass or it's just a point? I think it's just a point, man.

Is that what the fish was named after in that movie? The find in whatever the fuck it was called? Nemo. Who? Nemo means no one. So the fish was no one. Latin. It's Latin. No one?

No one. Why would the name of fish no one? It's fucking Disney, man. These motherfuckers are weird. Just so you know, son, you know one. Fucking Disney, man. These motherfuckers are weird. Just so you know, son, you know one. Do two this location. You know one, because you're gonna suck.

You should name one of your cats Nemo. I've had several cats named Nemo. Were they little fuckers? Nero, I've had Nero, Nemo, Nelo, Nico. Nebo. Needle, Nefo. Ne, Nefo?

Nebo. Oh, you know what, Point Nemo? It's a key location for spacecraft debris disposal. What? What do you mean? They intentionally fucking litter there? Throw it in the ocean, man, Point Nemo. Why are we still littering, man?

It's called the dead zone. Fuck, we don't need litter. Nobody's gonna be able to retrieve it. No one can get there, man, unless they're black and blue. I'm sending all my garbage there. Well, you're not, Ricky. It's not that easy, man. It's far.

Yeah. Point Nemo. Too far to take a speedboat, probably. Wouldn't want to be out there in a speedboat. No. Fuck. If you're out there, you want to be in at least a speedboat. You don't want to be out there with your water wings on.

No, Pops. Of course not, you'd be fucked. It'd be a good ride. I wonder what kind of big sharks are out there. There's sharks in the middle of the water. There's all kinds of shit out there, man. That's what I mean. We have no idea. There's probably things there that we don't even know exist.

There is. Little fish that taste like cheeseburgers. Who the fuck knows what you might find? Fish that taste like cheeseburgers. Can you imagine that? I would actually like fish. It would be healthy. A healthy cheeseburger. Yum.

Fish grease dripping down your face. Extra cheese on it. Extra cheese. You'd put cheese on it. On a cheeseburger. Fish cheeseburger? Yeah, man. If cheese. You put cheese on it. On a cheese, fish cheeseburger? Yeah, man, if it tastes like a cheeseburger. Why would you have to add cheese

if it already tastes like a cheeseburger? Never have too much cheese, Mops. You can. You can't have too much cheese. It'll bind you up and you'll die. You can fuck up the ratio. Well, no, it'll bind up your hoop. You'll get back down.

So what causes that? Too much cheese will plug you up like a sardine. Do the rats know this? Well, they know how to eat cheese, Ricky, and they have different cheese digesters than we do. Hmm. Fucking rats. I think they're so smart.

I heard they're good cuddlers, though. Rats are good cuddlers. Fuck. That's fucked up, man. Have you ever cuddled with a rat, Ricky? I did. A long time ago. When? I thought it was a squirrel.

Nope. It was a little rat. I don't know if he just wanted my heat, my warmth, or if he just loved me. But he liked to snuggle. What happened to him? He died. Oh. Shocking.

Found him on trunk. You know what I just read? You know how you kept fucking orngeing those little round bulls? Yep. Not good to do that, man. You don't say. Why? It's not good, bud.

Because they're swimming in their own piss and shit, Ricky. Well, because fish like to hide, right? They like little places. Fish piss and shit? It's not, they like a certain temperature as well. And being one of those bulls, you can't fucking really control it, man. And it's this cold as fuck in here all the time. How come fish and saltwater can eat and drink and we can't?

Why? Oh my God, we don't have time to explain this, Buzz. We gotta go. You know what, let's do this. Let's go get some fucking liquor and we'll talk about this later. I need all right. I need something It's gonna be liquor day. Is it it's liquor day. May the fourth be with to join. Thanks, man. All right. Thanks everybody You know what? You were really fucking smart today Ricky. Just wasn't I was just reading but where you got Why did you bring all the facts the earth facts? I was baked out of my fucking mind last night.

It was fascination in me. It was good. I'm saying that, man. I learned something today. Well, I might learn every week. Hokey pokey. I hope everybody learns something as well. Who's Hokey pokey?

It's the thing you do. You do the hokey pokey then you turn yourself around. I knew I'd heard those words before. You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about. All right, let's go. Let's go do the hokey pokey. All right, say goodbye.

You guys want to throw hands? No, man. All right, cheers, everybody. No, not done yet. Fuck. Tell me when we are so I can fucking raise it up. Hokey pokey! Okay.

Cheers. Nope. I'm not playing this game anymore. Okie pokey!