Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 51 - Animal House

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

Gummy up and strap in - it's a carnival of critters on Park After Dark, with parachuting beavers, cuddle skunks and helicopter-f**king-up penguins! Julian's also got a quiz about snacks in space, and ...Ricky wants to talk about sex, baby!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 To watch the video, Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut dot com or go to the Trailer Perk Boys Swear Nut app. Who's doing it? Who's doing what? The start. The start is where you begin and then it becomes the end. I shouldn't have ate the gummies that Ricky gave me. You shouldn't have ate two of them like I did. I only ate a little piece of it. I didn't even eat a whole one. May the 12th be in you.
Starting point is 00:00:47 May the 12th be in you. 12 what, inches? May the 12th be in you. That is good, yeah, I like it. Fucking said it, buddy, 12 inches. You've got a couple of those toys on you? Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Boys, I think we should maybe... Call it? Call it. Call it what, not do it this weekend? Week? Or whatever it is Tuesday? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Boys, I think we should maybe. Call it. Call it. Call it, call what? Not do it this weekend? Week? Or whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Maybe we should postpone it. Tuesday, my ass. Till we can. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Till we can speak. We're doing it. The camera's on. Maybe we should just speak different today. Oh, that could be fun.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Oh! Oh, fuck, it's gonna be a doughnut, man. Who's that guy? I can't listen to that guy for half an hour man. Leprechaun. Let me go hold. Oh look at this one, Julia. You look like a little leprechaun man. Look at this big muscular sex beast. So you're just being green, right? Little vest on. I would've wore a little green vest, had I known. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Would've been awesome, man. I'd like to have a leprechaun. I don't know who would. You can't have a leprechaun. What? You can't? Can you buy leprechauns? No, man.
Starting point is 00:02:01 You could have one. We should start our own business. If you could catch one, they're elusive. Leprechauns aren't fucking animals. They're magic. They're not pets. I did find out the whole rainbow thing is bullshit. What do you mean? There's no fucking pot of gold at the end of that.
Starting point is 00:02:16 You seriously allowed that? Growing up. No? That's what I was taught. Why would they name the chocolates after it? That's a good question. Do you remember who made the pot of golds? Moors?
Starting point is 00:02:31 Moors. Moors. Moors. Down there in Woodson there, bud. They used to be. Yeah. Then they got fucking moved to China, I guess. Did they?
Starting point is 00:02:42 Well, you can still buy them, can't you? The Moors pot of gold? Yeah, but not here. Not from here anymore here anymore. No used to be made in dirt Yeah, I got to tour that factory when I was a younger younger well you drive down by the woodside area the smell of chocolate man Yeah Smell like Easter bunnies and nuts didn't the whole process was pretty neat to see I liked it It's life-. Was it, Ricky? I'm glad, man.
Starting point is 00:03:07 How did it change your life exactly? Just to know that if you could build a chocolate, you could build anything. How big were you at this fucking thing? Ooh, doozy. How old were you? 12. Right out of her.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Right out of her. The more chocolate blend. Back then was rolling the dice. You didn't know what you were smoking. So some days you're pissed off and lame and other days you're like, holy fuck, buckle up, baby. The good old days were like 12 and you get all banged up. Wow. Boys, I might need to shut you down. We're not shutting her down because I've got a special little treat for you today
Starting point is 00:03:46 My friend best news anchor voice That's a good one a tear it like that I can't do that shit man Four men were arrested over the weekend trying to smuggle more than 5,000 ants Okay, what happened? Did they get caught? Did they do it? Did they die? Those anchors just have super deep voices, do they?
Starting point is 00:04:11 Farmen were arrested over the weekend trying to smuggle more than 5,000 ants out of the country. What country is this? Is this a true story? It is. 5,000 fucking ants out of what country? 5,000 ant queens. What thousand fucking ants out of what country? Five thousand ant queens. What?
Starting point is 00:04:26 Yeah. Out of Kenya. I know that place from somewhere. I think they make the giraffe, don't they? They make the giraffe in Kenya. And they got a lot of queen ants. Five thousand. Like I guess.
Starting point is 00:04:41 They make a lot of ants. That's a lot of fucking ants. That's a lot of problems. A lot of ants. It is a lot of ants. Because for each one of those 5,000 queens, there's got to be what? Hundreds of thousands of ants. And these fucking cock sucking queens are two inches long. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:04:57 They're big as same size as your wiener. Two inches of steel they used to call you. Yeah. Thick. Like a hockey puck. Julian's hung like a hockey puck everybody. Awesome man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Means that long and about that big around. They got charged with illegal wildlife trafficking. That's so funny. The who? Illegal wildlife trafficking. I wouldn't consider an ant a wildlife, would you? Yeah. It's in the wildlife.
Starting point is 00:05:27 It's more of an insect, isn't it? It's in the wild, and it's got life in it. It's wildlife. You know what? I never thought about wildlife in that way before. All right, so what the fuck were they doing with these ants? They were going to sell the fucking things. Who wants to buy clean ants?
Starting point is 00:05:39 They lied and said, no, we just wanted them for fun for our own personal amusement. Why the fuck we're gonna put five thousand of them in our underwear? All right no no like seriously boys this is a serious question. This is why I wrote the story down this is gonna change your mind and change your life probably. All right give it to me. $132 per queen. What? Yes. This place has an answer to it. So people have stopped smuggling fucking elephant noses. Five thousand. Five thousand times a hundred and thirty two is what?
Starting point is 00:06:11 Half a million bucks. Half a million. Over a half million dollars, yes. Over a half million dollars. They don't take up more of space. Five thousand of them would. They gotta be kept in a tube. People used to fucking smuggle elephant and rhino noses
Starting point is 00:06:25 and now they're getting into this because it's smaller and easier to smuggle them. Okay, who the fuck are buying these ants? Are they around here? Are there anybody around here? Anybody that wants to have an ant farm, this is the go-to ant you want. Ah, ant farms.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Kids' goods. Why do you want ant farms? Let me see that. Is it to feed other things? No, you put them in a fucking like aquarium and let them go, man. Let them bang and all of a sudden they got like, you know, caves everywhere.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Who's the queen bang? Is she? Farmer Ned. Is she asexual? Farmer Ned bangs the queen. I don't know. Ah, boys. Boys, I think I got the diabetes.
Starting point is 00:07:00 What does that mean? I'm falling asleep. Don't fall asleep. I think I've got the bees. You're just high. Fuck. I think I've got the bees. Fucking relax, man.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Oh man, remember last week? I think it was. It could have been a month ago. I don't have a great memory. I was talking about animals you might want to cuddle. Yeah. And I talked about the rats. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:21 Number one. Rats number one. Number two was a fucking surprise skunk cuddly skunk well not the wild ones but the ones raised in from birth that's a good band name raised raised for earth no the cuddle skunks anyway they're fucking super cuddly I guess you gotta have their scent glands I don't think it's manual. You can't tell me somebody in the fucking woods like that fucking grizzly item of duty. If he's got a pet skunk, he's doing it himself. Well, he would have to know where it's located.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I think I'd like to have a pet skunk. The Cuddle Skunks might be my new band. Number three is Opossum. Very cuddly. I think I'd like to have a pet skunk. I think I'd like to have a pet skunk. I think I'd like to have a pet skunk. I think I think I like to have pet skunk the cuddle skunks might be my new band number three is opossum very cuddly they're gnarly looking little fuckers aren't they like number four is a budgie
Starting point is 00:08:14 a budgie birds fucking love to cuddle I didn't know that budgie's are annoying man no they're not they are annoying man yeah you want to hear that shit all day yeah no man No, man, you don't. Bearded dragon, love to cuddle. That was your mother's nickname, wasn't it? That was the name of one of her parents. Bearded dragon. This is spicy.
Starting point is 00:08:38 With extra spicy sauce. Don't put it in the bearded dragon, she'll be never come back out. Oh wait, well who's next? Put it in the bearded dragon, she might come back out. Oh, well, who's next? What are the bearded dragon? She might get bit right off number six is a toucan very cuddly but loud as fuck You don't want to be fuck two cans. I like the cereal Fuck for loops and the fucking one of the more cuddly animals. Yes. No idea how to say it There's a capybara maybe go be there. That's like one of those big giant fucking rodents. Yeah, no idea how to say it. Is a capybara maybe? Copi bear?
Starting point is 00:09:05 That's like one of those big giant fucking rodents. Yeah, they're massive. Yeah, super high maintenance fur is rough as fuck, but they love to cuddle. There's actually a capybara cafes where you can go in and grab a hot drink. That is true. They have them in Japan. I'd like to fucking have one of those I think think I want a capybara and a skunk
Starting point is 00:09:27 mmm, see I want to start the cuddle skunks The cuddle cuddle skunks the cuddle skunks. It's a great thing. You should You're gonna need one for your mascot though and I could be him That would be awesome He was dressed up as a skunk wasted the suit needed a real skunk for spraying people's against shit It's not very pissing on people spraying them with fucking Arsenic no not our thing. What's that smelly shit sulfur sulfur? Buffer. Harsh snack.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Plutonium 165 or whatever it is. Woo! Boys, I can't function. Just fucking put your head down and call it a day. I'm ice. You know what you would think with the list of animals? You'd think the beaver would be a nice fucking animal to have. Oh man.
Starting point is 00:10:19 They're not man. Fucking ferocious. You guys ever hear about the 76 beavers that got parachuted from planes? Parachuted? What what they took 70s this Another parachute hands. There's a whole fucking deal on it man. Okay, so after the war there was like a surplus of parachutes, right? Plus beavers or just a lot of beavers in this one city a lot of beaver They were fucking people over there were right in the city the city, throw this little town fucking everything over. So they're like, all right, we got to get rid of them. It was hard to get rid of them, right? So they want to kill them. They're
Starting point is 00:10:52 like, no, you can't kill the fuck. Oh, the beavers are protected in this place. So buddy's like, Hey, there's all kinds of parachutes. Let's just build a crate, throw little fucker in there, chuck them out over, you out over a wildlife place that's protected. Beavers. And they did that, 76 of them. One of them died. I'd say a lot of them died. No, all of them survived.
Starting point is 00:11:14 One guy decided... So the fuck, the parachute, the crate down, then what happens? The beaver just sits in the crate until he stares to death? As soon as it lands, this thing fucking opens the hatch. They don't have that technology. They did, man, they did. Beavers know how to open hatches, Ricky.
Starting point is 00:11:28 They build dams. All I know is they're fucking ferocious. You ever fought one? It's not a good time. No, it's not a good time. They go right for your fucking neck. But there's a video here, boys. Huh.
Starting point is 00:11:39 See, they're taking the beaver. I've seen them fight a beaver. See, look at that. What is this? First they knock the fuckers out. Oh. Then they take it, throw it in a box, bunch of holes at that. The first thing knocked the fuckers out. Then they take it, throw it in a box, bunch of holes in it. It looks like it happened in 1957.
Starting point is 00:11:50 It did. Somewhere around there. What a guess. And then up they go. What a guess. I don't think they had fucking self-opening cages back in... It's this thing where as soon as it landed it goes like this. The top goes boom. Anyway, they're burning the beavers in there.
Starting point is 00:12:08 One guy decided... Oh, sir, it does not. One guy figured out how to get out of it, so he opened the fucking thing. He made it air? He jumped. Yeah, he died. What a dumbass. He fucking swore.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I already was probably happier than the rest of them, starving to death in a fucking crate. No, man, they banged and now it's flourishing. Beavers everywhere in this area. Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck boys. You gonna make it there? See look, there's a beaver landing. Oh, look at him.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Oh fuck. Look, look at him. There he goes. I wanna see. I wanna see, Jesus. Oh, see if. See look, see? Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:43 I'm all right, I'm good. Shocked. Time to do some banging. They'm all right. I'm good. Sure. It's time to do some banging They bear shoot at the man. Yeah, now he's gonna break up the box with his teeth and use it for kindling One of the Beavers are taking down a telephone pole. Yes, Ricky Yeah, I was be right fucking that's what I'd be. Oh, yeah. Okay. You're right through fucking solid Platinum if I had teeth like a beam right be just all about the structure of everything Oh yeah, okay. Beaver's too straight through fucking solid platinum. If I had teeth like a beaver, I'd be just all about the structure of everything.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Ricky, you make a great beaver. I would. I know how they think. What would you do with your big flat tail if you're smacking on people? Fuck would I ever. Anybody looking at me, I'd smack them. Smack them upside the head. I bet I can break bones with my tail big time
Starting point is 00:13:29 Ricky the beaver that could be your mom name. All right, but I got a quiz because one of fucking do this quiz with me Yes, all don't we love one to ten. How hard is it? I have no fucking idea. All right, let's do it Can you get a one to fucked house thunder you? fucking idea. All right, let's do it. Can you scale a one to fucked? How stunned are you? Fuck off. Can you guess which fucking things went to space?
Starting point is 00:13:49 Which one? Which one? Which food went to space? Okay. All right. In the 1960s, NASA wanted to, uh, ready to drink flavored beverage for missions. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:00 So John Glenn was ordered on earth in 1962. Yeah. When he took the first sip of blank for the space agency was a Gatorade Crystal Lake Kool-Aid or Tang. It wasn't fucking Gatorade. Is that a serious question? It was fucking Tang Correct. Oh, yeah, it was. There's more man It's part of a publicity stunt this popular pizza Gemini 7 this popular peach the chain delivered a pie to astronauts on the International Space Station in a resupply rocket back in 2001. Was it Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, Domino's or Papa John's?
Starting point is 00:14:41 It wasn't Papa John's because it wasn't invented. Pizza slut? 2001. Pizza slut was one of the first ones, wasn't it? Pizza hut? McDonald's or Pizza Hut, I think. We'll see here. I would say the Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut? Correct. Yes! Two for two!
Starting point is 00:15:00 Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut? Correct. Yes, two for two. It was. Pizza Hut. In 1985, these popular soft drinks simultaneously became the first sodas to be consumed in outer space. These modified cans keep the soda fizzy
Starting point is 00:15:14 with the overflowing. Was it Coke and Pepsi, Pepsi and Fanta, Sprite and Coke, or Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew? Dr. Pepper probably would have been on the list. Coke and Pepsi. That's what I'm thinking too. Yeah, co-compact. Correct. Three for three. Stay up the money. Okay, in 65, co-pilot John Young smuggled this deli sandwich on board the ship and gave it to astronaut Gus Grissom. He took only one bite before floating crumbs forced him to abandon it. Was it a ham and cheese, corned beef on rye, roast beef, or turkey club?
Starting point is 00:15:50 I gotta go corned beef. Corned beef? Ham and cheese, corned beef, roast beef, turkey club. What did you say? Corned beef, baby. I'll say roast beef, but I do believe corned beef is probably the right answer. Corned beef, baby. I'll say roast beef, but I do believe corned beef is probably the right answer. Corned beef is correct.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Fucking awesome, Brink. You're doing way better than you. Okay, then I was at the space station, got a gourmet up during 2006 when this celebrity chef shared his recipes with NASA, including his Mardi Gras, jambalaya, and mashed potatoes with bacon. Was it Bobby Flay? to grow jambalaya and mashed potatoes with bacon was a Bobby Flay and Mary fucking Legazi Wolfgang Puck or Gordon Ramsay I think it's Wolfgang. It's either Wolfgang or Ramsey.
Starting point is 00:16:34 WOLFGANG! Let's do it. No. Ramsey? Bobby Flay? No. Was that another fucking guy coming who pronounced his name. Fuck him. Man, it's dog-ly stupid fucking- Fuck, fuck, fuck! Because bread can get too crumbly, astronauts have taken to using tortillas instead. In the 1990s, this popular brand of Mexican food devised a shelf-stable fucking tortilla that can last up to a year. Taco Bell!
Starting point is 00:16:59 Chipotle, El Paso, Taco Bell, or Deadl Taco. That would be the El Paso. El Paso. Motherfucker. Wrong, it was Taco Bell. Ricky had it right, he's now two ahead of you. For Christmas Eve 1968, Apollo 8 astronauts were surprised to discover they had a thermostabilized meal consisting of ham and potatoes, stuffing, turkey and gravy or steak. What was it? It was a meal, it was the thermo stabilized meal consisting of ham and potatoes, stuffing, turkey and gravy or steak. I like a turkey and gravy. Do you have to answer if you don't understand? Thermo stabilized. That's the part that's easy. Thermo stabilized, huh? What do you think? It's weird that stuffing's on its own. Yeah, that's kind of weird, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:18:02 It's very peculiar. So what are you saying? I'm going to say stuffing. Stuffing? Okay. It's all sort of... No, it was gravy. Fucking... Yeah, I knew it.
Starting point is 00:18:12 So did I. That's the answer. All right, this food was prohibited from further space travel in the 1990s for making too much of a mess. Oh, I know what this is. Sea food chowder. M&M's, Pringles, Doritos or Skittles? I think it was Skittles. I think it's Pringles. Pringles are fucking Doritos, but I forget.
Starting point is 00:18:35 It was Pringles. Nice. Pringles. They're messy. They're fucking messy. Crumbs. This Fucking messy problems this popular big goods company How do you think a space food stick in the 70s for astronauts that? That they want it was full of protein carbs and fat though. It only lasted for one mission It was a precursor of the energy bears that we eat today So the energy bears protein bears started in space from us was a Pillsbury peppers farm tasty cake or Duncan Hines? Fucking fuck. I'm gonna say, I know what I'm saying. What are you saying?
Starting point is 00:19:10 Pillsbury. I'm gonna say Duncan Hines. Ricky? I think I have to say Pillsbury as well. And you're correct, and so am I. Bubbles or Braun? Well, Bubbles is not having a good day, is he? Which dessert was not available on the Apollo missions?
Starting point is 00:19:27 Brownies, chocolate cake, freeze-dried astronaut ice cream, or pineapple fruit cake? Was not available. Was not available? Was not available. Freeze-dried what? Ice cream. Ice cream. Freeze-dried ice cream was there.
Starting point is 00:19:42 I've had it. Pineapple fruit cake, chocolate cake, or brownies. They're all fucking messy I don't surprise any of those were let on Pineapple fruit cake. That's what I'm saying. What's going with that? Wrong. It was the freeze-dried ice cream. It wasn't on the mission. It wasn't man. Must have came out later We're hitting 60% or they banned it for that one mission. I've had freeze-dried ice cream Yeah, but that happened afterwards in it? That wasn't for that reason. That must have been just the thing they sell, the suck in.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Yeah. No. I've had it all three flavours. Yeah, I had it too. You had some? Yeah. It's not too shabby. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Whoo-hoo! That's all I got, boys. That's it? I thought there was going to be some mission questions, not just food. It's about fucking food. I told you. Let's change it up. Let's go with the 10 most sex obsessed states.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Okay. This is based on searches for best positions, best dating apps, best sex apps. How many times a week you have sex? So you're talking about the state that are really into sex and they're good at it based on their searches and how many times a week they have sex. All right it's good because they're not getting any they're searching it more. They're doing a lot of jacking. Well, there's a couple weird ones like that, pops. Number 10 is Montana. Number 10, okay. They search more than anybody about the best sex positions. What about Alaska?
Starting point is 00:21:11 Is Alaska on there? It's not. It's not? No, it's too fucking cold to bang in Alaska. Yeah? South Dakota's number nine? Flat. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:21:22 Colorado. So flat you just want to bang Colorado was 65 sexual health clinics and 154 sex therapists Well the set yes, because they're getting high and they're only banging point four point four two times a week It's not a lot of banging point four two times Half a time they're banging half a time a week. Right, it's not great. Not even half. What's a half a bang? A few pumps. Yeah, then you're done.
Starting point is 00:21:51 You're out of there? You're not finishing. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah. Vermont is number seven. Okay. Utah, which I was surprised about. Utah, horny bastards. about. Utah. What are these bastards?
Starting point is 00:22:05 They searched 96,200 times for best sex positions in a month. Wow, Murphy. How do they not know? There's only like six actual positions. I know a lot more than that. I know, but they're saying there's six. Yeah, there's only six good ones. I guess. Yeah. Six core positions and there's variations.
Starting point is 00:22:29 North Dakota. They have sex over 1.0 eight times per week. A lot more than fucking wherever the hell that other place was. Colorado, North Carolina. Oh yeah. This is a weird one because they have the lowest population of single people, but the highest search for best dating apps and Tinder apps. Whoa. Whoa, a lot of fucking around. A lot of people aren't very happy at home in North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Went on the side. Number three is Wyoming. They get it on 1.3 times per week. 1.3 times. Okay. Nevada. That doesn't surprise me. No, a lot of Las Vegas. A lot of Las Vegas banging there. Oh, hell, yeah. Number one is Illinois. Illinois!
Starting point is 00:23:14 Although they're the only... bang.7 times per week, they had the most sexual searches and the most sexual therapists. Crazy. The lowest was Indiana which doesn't make sense because they stay bang 1.9 times a week which is the highest but they're just not they don't search anything about sex nothing well if they're banging the most I think they should be the winners so they got it
Starting point is 00:23:37 figured out they don't need to know that sexual positions they know what they are. Just do it. All right, cheers to Indiana. Daddy-o! Bob, you, what is wrong with you? You're not doing good, man. What the fuck? Tired? You need an energy shake. You got how much liquor do we have? I need a...
Starting point is 00:24:02 I need a shake. You should fucking violently shake you. Shake it up. Come on, do a little shake. Shake it up. Come on. Looch it up. Get into it.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Shake it up. Shake it up. Is that the Beatles? Oh, the girls don't play, play, play. Is that the Beatles? No, man. That's the Furfers. That's Taylor.
Starting point is 00:24:24 No, no. And the mirrors don't play, that's Taylor. No, no. And murals don't play, play, play, play, play. And the something don't bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. But I just wanna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake. Shake it off. When I feel like you look liquor and hash, you'll be back to 110% ready to go skating. You'll be back to 110% ready to go skating.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Did you hear about the dude in Nevada? Yep. Seven emotional support tigers. Wow. What the fuck is wrong with that guy? Well, unfortunately he's a seven year old disabled veteran with PTSD. Oh, okay. He's alright. But you can't have a fucking tiger. He's a emotional support animal.
Starting point is 00:25:08 On the airplane? No, just at his home. He walks them around and fuck them and shit. Yeah, it's just not safe. You got seven of them? Not anymore. They seize the fucking things. Well, that's not emotionally supportive, is it?
Starting point is 00:25:23 Six of them are from fucking Joe Exotic. Rescues. Yeah. Is that cocksucker still in jail? He's in jail, he just got married. Again? Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:25:33 What's his name? Joe Alligator? Joe Exotic, man. Joe Exotic. I forget his real name. Who's the alligator fella? Tom Alligator? Crocodile, who the alligator fella Tom alligator crocodile who the alligator guy the guy well didn't we meet a guy named Tom alligator or something
Starting point is 00:25:51 Are you thinking of Ann Marie? Ann Marie She wrote alligator soup No It's the drugs baby that baby Sharon Lois and ham Yeah, whoo-hoo Bram wasn't it Bram that's did I say Bram or ham yeah Sharon Lois and ham I Don't understand what you're saying man
Starting point is 00:26:20 Those drugs are good on you They like you. You got two, like two slits for eyes, man. Those drugs like you. You got all kitty slits. You know cats are the only things that have slit eyes other than snakes? You ever notice that? Don't we?
Starting point is 00:26:40 We don't have slits, Ricky. We have roundos. Oh. I thought all of Oh. Roundos. I thought all animals had roundos. Cats have slits for pupils and so do snakes and you know what else? What? Cats and snakes are the only two things that hiss. Ooh, I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:26:55 So what are you trying to say? I've heard other things hiss at me. Kitties and snakes. Nope. I'm just saying they might. Oh, man. No, no, no. I've heard animals hissing at me. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Like what? Like why fucking Raccoon maybe Tigers Tigers That's a cat. Okay Well, that's Tigers don't have slit Rattled fucking his say finish hissing. What fish has ever did that on you're not right there. Well, some fish grunt they do There's an extra fish called a grunt fish. You've heard a fish grunting.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Oh, fuck, wherever. Oh, fuck, Ricky. Where? Florida. A grunting fish. Make the sound. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. That's how it sounds when you catch it.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Oh, when you take it out. Then you throw it back in the water and it stops. Well, that's not grunting, Ricky. It's choking to death. It's trying to breathe. It's sucking for air. We're supposed to do a public service announcement. Early.
Starting point is 00:27:55 If you're in a helicopter and you're flying a penguin, make sure the penguin is secured. Thank you. What? Why? What is this boat? There was a fucking... Mishap?
Starting point is 00:28:10 Yeah. A little helicopter in South Africa decided it was going to pick up a little penguin on Bird Island. And, uh, they didn't really have anything to put in, so they put in a cardboard box. And he jumped out, didn't he? Well, he... I didn't really have anything to put in, so I put in a cardboard box. And he jumped out, didn't he? Well, he, for some reason, they gave it to the person sitting beside the pilot
Starting point is 00:28:30 on his lap. Yeah. And when the pilot turned a little, the fucking cardboard box slipped off his lap. Oh, jeez. Jenga landed on the, uh, Water? Uh, the cyclic pitch control lever.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Uh-oh. And they fucking crashed hard. Oh, jeez. Oh, they crashed. No fuck did they ever. It destroyed the copter. I thought the fucking penguin went out the window or something. No, the penguin, everyone's okay. But the helicopter not so much.
Starting point is 00:28:56 The cyclic pitch control. Yeah, you don't want to fuck with that. You don't want to land on that. This is dumb. Nope. I wonder if it, yeah. Well, I mean, they would just drop basically, pretty hard. A lot of people saying the penguin did it on purpose too. No, he wouldn't know that. He knew exactly where he was headed for it. Look, that's what they're saying. He auto rotated her, did he?
Starting point is 00:29:22 You hated her, didn't you? Fucked her. Fucked her. Your mother's still auto-rotating? I have no idea, man. She could auto-rotate like nobody's business, couldn't she? She could. John Travolta said. What a talent.
Starting point is 00:29:36 John Travolta banged your mom? No, she auto-rotated. I don't know if it's true or not. Alright, boys, you know what? I gotta go take a whiz. So we gotta finish this up now. I'm done. All right, whiz kid.
Starting point is 00:29:49 It's time to go. It's time to wrap this up. Whiz kid. All right, Manglewood? Yeah, man, he's great. Cheers, everybody. I gotta go, seriously. Let's go listen to Manglewood whiz kid.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Let's do it. All right. Crank it up so I can hear it. We'll make you pee faster. Maybe. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer? Go to Swearin' That dot com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearin' That app.

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