Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 51 - Animal House
Episode Date: May 13, 2025Gummy up and strap in - it's a carnival of critters on Park After Dark, with parachuting beavers, cuddle skunks and helicopter-f**king-up penguins! Julian's also got a quiz about snacks in space, and ...Ricky wants to talk about sex, baby!
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Who's doing it? Who's doing what?
The start. The start is where you begin
and then it becomes the end.
I shouldn't have ate the gummies that Ricky gave me.
You shouldn't have ate two of them like I did.
I only ate a little piece of it. I didn't even eat a whole one.
May the 12th be in you.
May the 12th be in you.
12 what, inches?
May the 12th be in you.
That is good, yeah, I like it.
Fucking said it, buddy, 12 inches.
You've got a couple of those toys on you?
Mm-hmm.
Ha ha ha.
Boys, I think we should maybe...
Call it? Call it. Call it what, not do it this weekend? Week? Or whatever it is Tuesday? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Boys, I think we should maybe.
Call it.
Call it.
Call it, call what?
Not do it this weekend?
Week?
Or whatever it is.
Maybe we should postpone it.
Tuesday, my ass.
Till we can. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Till we can speak.
We're doing it.
The camera's on.
Maybe we should just speak different today.
Oh, that could be fun.
Oh!
Oh, fuck, it's gonna be a doughnut, man. Who's that guy? I can't listen to that guy for half an hour man. Leprechaun.
Let me go hold.
Oh look at this one, Julia. You look like a little leprechaun man. Look at this big muscular sex
beast. So you're just being green, right?
Little vest on.
I would've wore a little green vest, had I known.
Yeah.
Would've been awesome, man.
I'd like to have a leprechaun.
I don't know who would.
You can't have a leprechaun.
What?
You can't?
Can you buy leprechauns?
No, man.
You could have one.
We should start our own business.
If you could catch one, they're elusive.
Leprechauns aren't fucking animals.
They're magic. They're not pets.
I did find out the whole rainbow thing is bullshit.
What do you mean?
There's no fucking pot of gold at the end of that.
You seriously allowed that?
Growing up.
No?
That's what I was taught.
Why would they name the chocolates after it?
That's a good question.
Do you remember who made the pot of golds?
Moors?
Moors.
Moors.
Moors.
Down there in Woodson there, bud.
They used to be.
Yeah.
Then they got fucking moved to China, I guess.
Did they?
Well, you can still buy them, can't you?
The Moors pot of gold?
Yeah, but not here. Not from here anymore here anymore. No used to be made in dirt
Yeah, I got to tour that factory when I was a younger younger well you drive down by the woodside area the smell of chocolate man
Yeah
Smell like Easter bunnies and nuts didn't the whole process was pretty neat to see I liked it
It's life-. Was it, Ricky?
I'm glad, man.
How did it change your life exactly?
Just to know that if you could build a chocolate,
you could build anything.
How big were you at this fucking thing?
Ooh, doozy.
How old were you?
12.
Right out of her.
Right out of her. The more chocolate blend. Back then was rolling the dice.
You didn't know what you were smoking.
So some days you're pissed off and lame and other days you're like, holy fuck, buckle
up, baby.
The good old days were like 12 and you get all banged up.
Wow.
Boys, I might need to shut you down.
We're not shutting her down because I've got a special little treat for you today
My friend best news anchor voice
That's a good one a tear it like that I can't do that shit man
Four men were arrested over the weekend trying to smuggle more than 5,000 ants
Okay, what happened?
Did they get caught?
Did they do it?
Did they die?
Those anchors just have super deep voices, do they?
Farmen were arrested over the weekend
trying to smuggle more than 5,000 ants out of the country.
What country is this?
Is this a true story?
It is.
5,000 fucking ants out of what country?
5,000 ant queens. What thousand fucking ants out of what country? Five thousand ant queens.
What?
Yeah.
Out of Kenya.
I know that place from somewhere.
I think they make the giraffe, don't they?
They make the giraffe in Kenya.
And they got a lot of queen ants.
Five thousand.
Like I guess.
They make a lot of ants.
That's a lot of fucking ants.
That's a lot of problems.
A lot of ants. It is a lot of ants.
Because for each one of those 5,000 queens, there's got to be what?
Hundreds of thousands of ants.
And these fucking cock sucking queens are two inches long.
Oh man.
They're big as same size as your wiener.
Two inches of steel they used to call you.
Yeah.
Thick.
Like a hockey puck.
Julian's hung like a hockey puck everybody.
Awesome man.
Yeah.
Means that long and about that big around.
They got charged with illegal wildlife trafficking.
That's so funny.
The who?
Illegal wildlife trafficking.
I wouldn't consider an ant a wildlife, would you?
Yeah.
It's in the wildlife.
It's more of an insect, isn't it?
It's in the wild, and it's got life in it.
It's wildlife.
You know what?
I never thought about wildlife in that way before.
All right, so what the fuck were they doing with these ants?
They were going to sell the fucking things.
Who wants to buy clean ants?
They lied and said, no, we just wanted them for fun
for our own personal amusement. Why the
fuck we're gonna put five thousand of them in our underwear? All right no no
like seriously boys this is a serious question. This is why I wrote the story down
this is gonna change your mind and change your life probably. All right give it to me.
$132 per queen. What? Yes. This place has an answer to it. So people have stopped smuggling fucking elephant noses.
Five thousand.
Five thousand times a hundred and thirty two is what?
Half a million bucks.
Half a million.
Over a half million dollars, yes.
Over a half million dollars.
They don't take up more of space.
Five thousand of them would.
They gotta be kept in a tube.
People used to fucking smuggle elephant and rhino noses
and now they're getting into this
because it's smaller and easier to smuggle them.
Okay, who the fuck are buying these ants?
Are they around here?
Are there anybody around here?
Anybody that wants to have an ant farm,
this is the go-to ant you want.
Ah, ant farms.
Kids' goods.
Why do you want ant farms?
Let me see that.
Is it to feed other things?
No, you put them in a fucking like aquarium
and let them go, man.
Let them bang and all of a sudden they got like,
you know, caves everywhere.
Who's the queen bang?
Is she?
Farmer Ned.
Is she asexual?
Farmer Ned bangs the queen.
I don't know.
Ah, boys.
Boys, I think I got the diabetes.
What does that mean?
I'm falling asleep.
Don't fall asleep.
I think I've got the bees.
You're just high.
Fuck.
I think I've got the bees.
Fucking relax, man.
Oh man, remember last week?
I think it was.
It could have been a month ago.
I don't have a great memory.
I was talking about animals you might want to cuddle.
Yeah.
And I talked about the rats.
Yeah.
Number one.
Rats number one.
Number two was a fucking
surprise skunk cuddly skunk well not the wild ones but the ones raised in from
birth that's a good band name raised raised for earth no the cuddle skunks
anyway they're fucking super cuddly I guess you gotta have their scent glands I don't think it's manual. You can't tell me somebody in the fucking woods like that fucking grizzly item of duty.
If he's got a pet skunk, he's doing it himself.
Well, he would have to know where it's located.
I think I'd like to have a pet skunk.
The Cuddle Skunks might be my new band.
Number three is Opossum.
Very cuddly.
I think I'd like to have a pet skunk.
I think I'd like to have a pet skunk.
I think I'd like to have a pet skunk. I think I think I like to have pet skunk the cuddle skunks might be my new band number three is opossum very cuddly
they're gnarly looking little fuckers aren't they like number four is a budgie
a budgie birds fucking love to cuddle I didn't know that
budgie's are annoying man no they're not they are annoying man yeah you want to
hear that shit all day yeah no man No, man, you don't.
Bearded dragon, love to cuddle.
That was your mother's nickname, wasn't it?
That was the name of one of her parents.
Bearded dragon.
This is spicy.
With extra spicy sauce.
Don't put it in the bearded dragon,
she'll be never come back out.
Oh wait, well who's next? Put it in the bearded dragon, she might come back out. Oh, well, who's next?
What are the bearded dragon? She might get bit right off number six is a toucan very cuddly but loud as fuck
You don't want to be fuck two cans. I like the cereal
Fuck for loops and the fucking one of the more cuddly animals. Yes. No idea how to say it
There's a capybara maybe go be there. That's like one of those big giant fucking rodents. Yeah, no idea how to say it. Is a capybara maybe? Copi bear?
That's like one of those big giant fucking rodents. Yeah,
they're massive.
Yeah, super high maintenance fur is rough as fuck, but they love
to cuddle. There's actually a capybara cafes where you can go
in and grab a hot drink.
That is true.
They have them in Japan.
I'd like to fucking have one of those I think think I want a capybara and a skunk
mmm, see I want to start the cuddle skunks
The cuddle cuddle skunks the cuddle skunks. It's a great thing. You should
You're gonna need one for your mascot though and I could be him
That would be awesome He was dressed up as a skunk wasted the suit needed a real skunk for spraying people's against shit
It's not very pissing on people
spraying them with fucking
Arsenic no not our thing. What's that smelly shit sulfur sulfur?
Buffer. Harsh snack.
Plutonium 165 or whatever it is.
Woo!
Boys, I can't function.
Just fucking put your head down and call it a day.
I'm ice.
You know what you would think with the list of animals?
You'd think the beaver would be a nice fucking animal to have.
Oh man.
They're not man. Fucking ferocious.
You guys ever hear about the 76 beavers
that got parachuted from planes?
Parachuted? What what they took 70s this
Another parachute hands. There's a whole fucking deal on it man. Okay, so after the war there was like a surplus of parachutes, right?
Plus beavers or just a lot of beavers in this one city a lot of beaver
They were fucking people over there were right in the city the city, throw this little town fucking everything over. So they're like, all right, we got to get
rid of them. It was hard to get rid of them, right? So they want to kill them. They're
like, no, you can't kill the fuck. Oh, the beavers are protected in this place. So buddy's
like, Hey, there's all kinds of parachutes. Let's just build a crate, throw little fucker
in there, chuck them out over, you out over a wildlife place that's protected.
Beavers.
And they did that, 76 of them.
One of them died.
I'd say a lot of them died.
No, all of them survived.
One guy decided...
So the fuck, the parachute, the crate down,
then what happens?
The beaver just sits in the crate until he stares to death?
As soon as it lands, this thing fucking opens the hatch.
They don't have that technology.
They did, man, they did.
Beavers know how to open hatches, Ricky.
They build dams.
All I know is they're fucking ferocious.
You ever fought one?
It's not a good time.
No, it's not a good time.
They go right for your fucking neck.
But there's a video here, boys.
Huh.
See, they're taking the beaver.
I've seen them fight a beaver.
See, look at that.
What is this?
First they knock the fuckers out.
Oh. Then they take it, throw it in a box, bunch of holes at that. The first thing knocked the fuckers out.
Then they take it, throw it in a box, bunch of holes in it.
It looks like it happened in 1957.
It did. Somewhere around there.
What a guess.
And then up they go.
What a guess.
I don't think they had fucking self-opening cages back in...
It's this thing where as soon as it landed it goes like this.
The top goes boom.
Anyway, they're burning the beavers in there.
One guy decided...
Oh, sir, it does not.
One guy figured out how to get out of it, so he opened the fucking thing.
He made it air?
He jumped.
Yeah, he died.
What a dumbass.
He fucking swore.
I already was probably happier than the rest of them, starving to death in a fucking crate.
No, man, they banged and now it's flourishing.
Beavers everywhere in this area.
Oh. Oh.
Oh, fuck boys.
You gonna make it there?
See look, there's a beaver landing.
Oh, look at him.
Oh fuck.
Look, look at him.
There he goes.
I wanna see.
I wanna see, Jesus.
Oh, see if.
See look, see?
Okay.
I'm all right, I'm good.
Shocked. Time to do some banging. They'm all right. I'm good. Sure. It's time to do some banging
They bear shoot at the man. Yeah, now he's gonna break up the box with his teeth and use it for kindling
One of the Beavers are taking down a telephone pole. Yes, Ricky
Yeah, I was be right fucking that's what I'd be. Oh, yeah. Okay. You're right through fucking solid
Platinum if I had teeth like a beam right be just all about the structure of everything Oh yeah, okay. Beaver's too straight through fucking solid platinum.
If I had teeth like a beaver,
I'd be just all about the structure of everything.
Ricky, you make a great beaver.
I would.
I know how they think.
What would you do with your big flat tail
if you're smacking on people?
Fuck would I ever.
Anybody looking at me, I'd smack them.
Smack them upside the head. I bet I can break bones with my tail big time
Ricky the beaver that could be your mom name. All right, but I got a quiz because one of fucking do this quiz with me
Yes, all don't we love one to ten. How hard is it? I have no fucking idea. All right, let's do it
Can you get a one to fucked house thunder you?
fucking idea. All right, let's do it.
Can you scale a one to fucked?
How stunned are you?
Fuck off.
Can you guess which fucking things went to space?
Which one?
Which one?
Which food went to space?
Okay.
All right.
In the 1960s, NASA wanted to, uh, ready to drink flavored beverage for missions.
Right?
Yeah.
So John Glenn was ordered on earth in 1962.
Yeah.
When he took the first sip of blank for the space agency was a Gatorade
Crystal Lake Kool-Aid or Tang. It wasn't fucking Gatorade. Is that a serious question? It was fucking Tang
Correct. Oh, yeah, it was. There's more man
It's part of a publicity stunt this popular pizza Gemini 7 this popular peach the chain delivered a pie to astronauts on the International Space Station
in a resupply rocket back in 2001.
Was it Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, Domino's or Papa John's?
It wasn't Papa John's because it wasn't invented.
Pizza slut? 2001.
Pizza slut was one of the first ones, wasn't it? Pizza hut?
McDonald's or Pizza Hut, I think.
We'll see here.
I would say the Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut?
Correct. Yes! Two for two!
Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut?
Correct.
Yes, two for two.
It was.
Pizza Hut.
In 1985, these popular soft drinks simultaneously
became the first sodas to be consumed in outer space.
These modified cans keep the soda fizzy
with the overflowing.
Was it Coke and Pepsi, Pepsi and Fanta,
Sprite and Coke, or Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew?
Dr. Pepper probably would have been on the list.
Coke and Pepsi. That's what I'm thinking too. Yeah, co-compact. Correct. Three for three. Stay up the money. Okay, in 65, co-pilot John
Young smuggled this deli sandwich on board the ship and gave it to astronaut Gus Grissom. He took
only one bite before floating crumbs forced him to abandon it.
Was it a ham and cheese, corned beef on rye, roast beef, or turkey club?
I gotta go corned beef.
Corned beef?
Ham and cheese, corned beef, roast beef, turkey club.
What did you say?
Corned beef, baby.
I'll say roast beef, but I do believe corned beef is probably the right answer. Corned beef, baby. I'll say roast beef, but I do believe
corned beef is probably the right answer.
Corned beef is correct.
Fucking awesome, Brink.
You're doing way better than you.
Okay, then I was at the space station,
got a gourmet up during 2006 when this celebrity chef
shared his recipes with NASA, including his Mardi Gras,
jambalaya, and mashed potatoes with bacon.
Was it Bobby Flay?
to grow jambalaya and mashed potatoes with bacon was a Bobby Flay and Mary fucking Legazi Wolfgang Puck or Gordon Ramsay I think it's Wolfgang. It's either Wolfgang or Ramsey.
WOLFGANG! Let's do it. No. Ramsey? Bobby Flay? No. Was that another fucking guy coming who pronounced his name. Fuck him. Man, it's dog-ly stupid fucking-
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Because bread can get too crumbly,
astronauts have taken to using tortillas instead.
In the 1990s, this popular brand of Mexican food
devised a shelf-stable fucking tortilla
that can last up to a year.
Taco Bell!
Chipotle, El Paso, Taco Bell, or Deadl Taco.
That would be the El Paso. El Paso. Motherfucker. Wrong, it was Taco Bell. Ricky had it right, he's now two ahead of you. For Christmas Eve 1968, Apollo 8 astronauts were
surprised to discover they had a thermostabilized meal consisting of ham and potatoes, stuffing, turkey and gravy or steak.
What was it? It was a meal, it was the thermo stabilized meal consisting of ham and potatoes,
stuffing, turkey and gravy or steak. I like a turkey and gravy. Do you have to answer if you don't understand? Thermo stabilized. That's the part that's easy.
Thermo stabilized, huh?
What do you think?
It's weird that stuffing's on its own. Yeah, that's kind of weird, isn't it?
It's very peculiar. So what are you saying?
I'm going to say stuffing.
Stuffing?
Okay.
It's all sort of...
No, it was gravy.
Fucking...
Yeah, I knew it.
So did I.
That's the answer.
All right, this food was prohibited from further space travel in the 1990s for making too much
of a mess.
Oh, I know what this is.
Sea food chowder.
M&M's, Pringles, Doritos or Skittles?
I think it was Skittles. I think it's Pringles. Pringles are fucking Doritos, but I forget.
It was Pringles. Nice. Pringles. They're messy. They're fucking messy. Crumbs. This Fucking messy problems this popular big goods company How do you think a space food stick in the 70s for astronauts that?
That they want it was full of protein carbs and fat though. It only lasted for one mission
It was a precursor of the energy bears that we eat today
So the energy bears protein bears started in space from us was a Pillsbury peppers farm
tasty cake or Duncan Hines?
Fucking fuck.
I'm gonna say, I know what I'm saying.
What are you saying?
Pillsbury.
I'm gonna say Duncan Hines.
Ricky?
I think I have to say Pillsbury as well.
And you're correct, and so am I.
Bubbles or Braun?
Well, Bubbles is not having a good day, is he?
Which dessert was not available on the Apollo missions?
Brownies, chocolate cake, freeze-dried astronaut ice cream, or pineapple fruit cake?
Was not available.
Was not available?
Was not available.
Freeze-dried what?
Ice cream.
Ice cream.
Freeze-dried ice cream was there.
I've had it.
Pineapple fruit cake, chocolate cake, or brownies. They're all fucking messy
I don't surprise any of those were let on
Pineapple fruit cake. That's what I'm saying. What's going with that?
Wrong. It was the freeze-dried ice cream. It wasn't on the mission. It wasn't man. Must have came out later
We're hitting 60% or they banned it for that one mission. I've had freeze-dried ice cream
Yeah, but that happened afterwards in it? That wasn't for that reason.
That must have been just the thing they sell, the suck in.
Yeah.
No.
I've had it all three flavours.
Yeah, I had it too.
You had some?
Yeah.
It's not too shabby.
It's okay.
Whoo-hoo!
That's all I got, boys.
That's it?
I thought there was going to be some mission questions, not just food.
It's about fucking food.
I told you.
Let's change it up.
Let's go with the 10 most sex obsessed states.
Okay.
This is based on searches for best positions, best dating apps, best sex apps. How many times a week you have sex?
So you're talking about the state that are really into sex and they're good at it based on their
searches and how many times a week they have sex. All right it's good because they're not getting any
they're searching it more. They're doing a lot of jacking. Well, there's a couple weird ones like that, pops. Number 10 is Montana.
Number 10, okay.
They search more than anybody about the best sex positions.
What about Alaska?
Is Alaska on there?
It's not.
It's not?
No, it's too fucking cold to bang in Alaska.
Yeah?
South Dakota's number nine?
Flat.
Yeah?
Colorado.
So flat you just want to bang Colorado was 65 sexual health clinics and 154 sex therapists
Well the set yes, because they're getting high and they're only banging point four point four two times a week
It's not a lot of banging point four two times
Half a time they're banging half a time a week. Right, it's not great. Not even half.
What's a half a bang?
A few pumps.
Yeah, then you're done.
You're out of there?
You're not finishing.
That's what I'm thinking.
Yeah.
Vermont is number seven.
Okay.
Utah, which I was surprised about.
Utah, horny bastards. about. Utah. What are these bastards?
They searched 96,200 times for best sex positions in a month.
Wow, Murphy.
How do they not know?
There's only like six actual positions.
I know a lot more than that.
I know, but they're saying there's six.
Yeah, there's only six good ones. I guess. Yeah.
Six core positions and there's variations.
North Dakota.
They have sex over 1.0 eight times per week.
A lot more than fucking wherever the hell that other place was.
Colorado, North Carolina.
Oh yeah.
This is a weird one because they have the lowest population of single people, but the highest search for best dating apps and Tinder apps. Whoa.
Whoa, a lot of fucking around. A lot of people aren't very happy at home in
North Carolina.
Went on the side. Number three is Wyoming. They get it on 1.3 times per week.
1.3 times. Okay.
Nevada. That doesn't surprise me.
No, a lot of Las Vegas.
A lot of Las Vegas banging there.
Oh, hell, yeah.
Number one is Illinois.
Illinois!
Although they're the only...
bang.7 times per week,
they had the most sexual searches
and the most sexual therapists.
Crazy. The lowest was Indiana which
doesn't make sense because they stay bang 1.9 times a week which is the highest
but they're just not they don't search anything about sex nothing well if
they're banging the most I think they should be the winners so they got it
figured out they don't need to know that sexual positions they know what they are. Just do it. All right, cheers to Indiana.
Daddy-o! Bob, you, what is wrong with you?
You're not doing good, man.
What the fuck?
Tired?
You need an energy shake.
You got how much liquor do we have?
I need a...
I need a shake.
You should fucking violently shake you.
Shake it up.
Come on, do a little shake.
Shake it up.
Come on.
Looch it up.
Get into it.
Shake it up.
Shake it up.
Is that the Beatles?
Oh, the girls don't play, play, play.
Is that the Beatles?
No, man.
That's the Furfers.
That's Taylor.
No, no. And the mirrors don't play, that's Taylor. No, no.
And murals don't play, play, play, play, play.
And the something don't bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
But I just wanna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.
Shake it off.
When I feel like you look liquor and hash,
you'll be back to 110% ready to go skating.
You'll be back to 110% ready to go skating.
Did you hear about the dude in Nevada? Yep.
Seven emotional support tigers.
Wow.
What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
Well, unfortunately he's a seven year old disabled veteran with PTSD.
Oh, okay. He's alright.
But you can't have a fucking tiger.
He's a emotional support animal.
On the airplane?
No, just at his home.
He walks them around and fuck them and shit.
Yeah, it's just not safe.
You got seven of them?
Not anymore.
They seize the fucking things.
Well, that's not emotionally supportive, is it?
Six of them are from fucking Joe Exotic.
Rescues.
Yeah.
Is that cocksucker still in jail?
He's in jail, he just got married.
Again?
Yeah.
Really?
What's his name?
Joe Alligator?
Joe Exotic, man.
Joe Exotic.
I forget his real name.
Who's the alligator fella?
Tom Alligator?
Crocodile, who the alligator fella Tom alligator crocodile who the alligator guy the guy well didn't we meet a guy named Tom alligator or something
Are you thinking of Ann Marie?
Ann Marie
She wrote alligator soup
No
It's the drugs baby that baby Sharon Lois and ham
Yeah, whoo-hoo Bram wasn't it Bram that's did I say Bram or ham yeah
Sharon Lois and ham I
Don't understand what you're saying man
Those drugs are good on you
They like you.
You got two, like two slits for eyes, man.
Those drugs like you.
You got all kitty slits.
You know cats are the only things that have slit eyes other than snakes?
You ever notice that?
Don't we?
We don't have slits, Ricky. We have roundos.
Oh.
I thought all of Oh. Roundos. I thought all animals had roundos.
Cats have slits for pupils and so do snakes
and you know what else?
What?
Cats and snakes are the only two things that hiss.
Ooh, I don't know about that.
So what are you trying to say?
I've heard other things hiss at me.
Kitties and snakes.
Nope.
I'm just saying they might.
Oh, man. No, no, no.
I've heard animals hissing at me.
Yeah, me too.
Like what?
Like why fucking
Raccoon maybe Tigers Tigers
That's a cat. Okay
Well, that's Tigers don't have slit
Rattled fucking his say finish hissing. What fish has ever did that on you're not right there. Well, some fish grunt they do
There's an extra fish called a grunt fish.
You've heard a fish grunting.
Oh, fuck, wherever.
Oh, fuck, Ricky.
Where?
Florida.
A grunting fish.
Make the sound.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
That's how it sounds when you catch it.
Oh, when you take it out.
Then you throw it back in the water and it stops.
Well, that's not grunting, Ricky.
It's choking to death.
It's trying to breathe.
It's sucking for air.
We're supposed to do a public service announcement.
Early.
If you're in a helicopter and you're flying a penguin,
make sure the penguin is secured.
Thank you.
What?
Why?
What is this boat?
There was a fucking...
Mishap?
Yeah.
A little helicopter in South Africa decided it was going to pick up a little penguin on
Bird Island.
And, uh, they didn't really have anything to put in, so they put in a cardboard box.
And he jumped out, didn't he?
Well, he... I didn't really have anything to put in, so I put in a cardboard box. And he jumped out, didn't he?
Well, he, for some reason,
they gave it to the person sitting beside the pilot
on his lap.
Yeah.
And when the pilot turned a little,
the fucking cardboard box slipped off his lap.
Oh, jeez.
Jenga landed on the, uh,
Water?
Uh, the cyclic pitch control lever.
Uh-oh. And they fucking crashed hard.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, they crashed.
No fuck did they ever.
It destroyed the copter.
I thought the fucking penguin went out the window or something.
No, the penguin, everyone's okay.
But the helicopter not so much.
The cyclic pitch control.
Yeah, you don't want to fuck with that.
You don't want to land on that.
This is dumb.
Nope.
I wonder if it, yeah. Well, I mean, they would just drop basically, pretty
hard. A lot of people saying the penguin did it on purpose too. No, he wouldn't know that. He knew
exactly where he was headed for it. Look, that's what they're saying. He auto rotated her, did he?
You hated her, didn't you? Fucked her.
Fucked her.
Your mother's still auto-rotating?
I have no idea, man.
She could auto-rotate like nobody's business, couldn't she?
She could.
John Travolta said.
What a talent.
John Travolta banged your mom?
No, she auto-rotated.
I don't know if it's true or not.
Alright, boys, you know what?
I gotta go take a whiz.
So we gotta finish this up now.
I'm done.
All right, whiz kid.
It's time to go.
It's time to wrap this up.
Whiz kid.
All right, Manglewood?
Yeah, man, he's great.
Cheers, everybody.
I gotta go, seriously.
Let's go listen to Manglewood whiz kid.
Let's do it.
All right.
Crank it up so I can hear it.
We'll make you pee faster.
Maybe.
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