Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 52 - Muscular Meat Pile & Stoned-O

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

Bubbles is all banged up after a fancy dinner at the SPCA, maybe hair of the cock and a tiny chef will cheer him up? The Boys also have a f**k-ton of weird news, including the robot that went f**ky, the highest town in Turkey, and gourmet chicken fingers (the sh*t kind!) Also: Got kitty legal problems? Better Call Bubs!

To watch the video of Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut.com or go to the Trailer Perk Boys Swear Nut app. You got a maker, Bubs? Don't know, Ray. Have you puked yet, today? Affirmative. I haven't seen you this fucked up in a while. It's been, yeah. Well that's the problem, you're drinking.

How much wine did you have? I don't know, six glasses. What was it like? It was like an SPCA dinner? Yeah, 80 dinner. And then you had how many double vodkas? 15. Oh, fuck, that was...

Tegela shooters? Yeah. I'm kind of jealous, but I'm kind of not jealous of how you're feeling. 15. Oh, fuck those. And then what? The yellow shooters? Yeah. I'm kinda jealous, but I'm kinda not jealous of how you're feeling. I probably shouldn't be drinking less. What do you got in that glass? Well, a tea.

Hair of the cock, bud. Mm-hmm. Get her in ya. Hair of the cock. Hair of the cock, buddy. So what are we doing? We're doing the fucking P.A.D. man. The P.A.D. The pack after the doc.

I know that, but what are we doing? You're hosting this one. Yeah. Let her rip. Hi. Welcome to Perk After Perk with the muscular meat pile. Muscular meat pile. What the fuck?

Back here in my sidekick. What the fuck? I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. With the muscular meat pile. Muscular meat pile. What the fuck? You're my sidekick. I'm not your sidekick, man. MMP, muscular meat pile. What about him? That's Stone Doll.

Stone Doll? Superhero. I like that guy. You should have a cape on. I'd love to have a marijuana cape on, made from hemp. You should have a cape, a little cape around your wiener, Ricky. Wiener cape, start selling those. We should start selling wiener capes.

All right, we should, okay, fuck all that shit. We gotta talk about what we were doing last weekend. Gotta thank some people for coming out. What, where, what? We were in fucking Prince Edward Island, man. Charlottetown. Oh, that was a crazy one. Oh, yes.

People waiting all day to come in and buy some liquor. Got to see Maria. Bunch of people came out, it was nuts. We moved a ton of liquor, which is great, so thank you. And you know what I like about that place? They didn't buy just one case. People were like fucking rolling over with five cases. Yep.

That's how you do it. That's the shit, that's the way you do it. That's the no fucking around approach. Exactly. Yeah. Stock up, man. Whoo. Oh yeah, thank you everybody for coming out. Cheers.

Yes, P.E.I. Prince Edward Island. Look it up on the map if you don't know where it is. Well, I know like a very, very nice place over there. Yep. Ah, for fuck's sakes. Spelder. I missed sakes. Spilled her. Missed your mouth. Spilled her.

You're fucked up, buddy. It ain't got no gas in it. All right, there's some blade. What you got to eat in there? Okay, I got a story for you, Bubs. Okay. When I was reading this, I was thinking about you, obviously, because it's got cats involved in it.

Ooh. Actually, one cat. So you've got this fucking retired person, right? They got a cat. Next door neighbor loves cats. The cat keeps going over to their place. The person, the next door neighbor starts feeding the cat every day. Even put a little fucking door that the thing can go in.

In a note. Trying to poach the cat. Basically now the cat doesn't go back to the owner's place to eat because the cat's liking the food over there. Yeah, because we're giving them better food. The owner of the cat's trying to sue this person. What do you think? I think the owner might be a neglector.

That's what I was thinking. If the kitty, you know, the kitty's going to go where the kitty enjoys it. Where it gets the most love. Gets the most love. I don't know about that. Where the best food is. Best food, but when the kiddies in there, it might be doing excellent belly work.

That's what I was thinking. The new owner might be doing nice belly work and then the kiddies goes home and the other person's just ignoring her. Kiddies not gonna stay around. That's right, so I guess we're talking talking like fucking almost six grand worth of fucking fines here She said fuck you I'm taking her to court. So I don't know what's gonna happen. We'll find out. Let's follow that up

Let's follow up man. I was a cat my owner was just give me that shitty food in the can I go next door and they give me like real fucking tuna or salmon or some shit Yeah, I'm moving the fuck on to you know what if I had a dog because I'm a dog person I think I'd start feeding them real food man. That's how that is shit shit But you think yes, you can't feed them, but I agree with person if you go to them and say hey Guys stop feeding my fucking cacks now. It's not coming home. The person should have stopped So the person is a bit of a dick Well, the person ended up fucking never never relationship with this cat fucking loves it get a fuck get your own cat No, hey what Bob's kiddies gonna do what kiddies gonna do? That's right

Yeah, but when you're fucking coaching them to do what you want it to do. I don't know. He's coaching them I think I might say fuck you pay up What's the person started crying, saying, I love that fucking cat, it's a friend of mine. It's not my cat, but it's a friend. You stole it. He's not stealing it, he's not sleeping there. You can't steal love, Ricky.

You can if you fucking made it with food. No, that kiddy might love that new person. You know what, you should become like a fucking cat lawyer. I'd be a cat lawyer in no time. Is's such thing. There isn't just a little sure I would take all cat related cases if I was a lawyer just Katie Kay's not a time Joe's bubbles. Oh, there's a few Ricky Land disputes, I guess divorce cat split cat split Well, there's people that own like big tigers and shit. That's still in the same thing.

You'd take on those ones. Oh yes, I would. What do you think of a fucking someone owning a bunch of tigers and shit? Depends on the facilities. Yeah, I agree. All right. Like, I probably shouldn't own one.

No, you couldn't own one. I mean, I could. You have to put up quite a fence. No, he'd be free range. That would be the problem though. He'd probably kill some people. Yeah, that's probably good. He'd probably kill some people.

You know what the thing is, you own something like that, you'd be driving down the highway, you see like a fucking pork blind or a skunk that's hit, dead. You'd be scooping them up so you can feed your tiger. Yeah. I don't know if I'd want to get into that shit, man.

I'd feed him, just feed him ice cream Eat a my screen. Yeah, I like it ice cream tiger. That's not good for finding some supplements Oh, yeah, we're gonna need some protein man. It's a cat couple protein barrels. Okay. These love ice cream now What's no it couldn't beat him just ice cream. It's weird because you know what there's another story here. There's a guy Very picky eater. I thought I was picky this guy read's another story here. There's a guy, very picky eater. I thought I was picky. This motherfucker, he's got problems. How is he still alive?

Well, he takes all his supplements. He survives on bread, shreddies, and sweets. Two loaves of white bread a day. Three bowls of shreddies. He's never tried fruit or vegetables. Never. Bunch of gummy bears. Like, fuck them. Wow.

That's gonna make dating hard. You're not gonna take a check out and say, like, you go to Eastside Mario's and they give you the fucking free bread. That's all he's eaten. Yeah, he couldn't really go to a restaurant. He might pull out a box of shreddies that he brought with him.

Yeah. That is, I can't imagine what he meant by that. I'd like to order a bowl of milk, please. And of all cereals. Why the fuck is he eating shreddies? Because they're bland. Yeah, that's true.

That's not. He doesn't want to try meat, doesn't eggs, fruit and vegetables, none of it. He said it makes the thought of it makes him want to puke. Poor motherfucker. He likes bread and shreddies. What if this guy's getting banged? He should make little ones called breadies. Turn his bread into shreddies and make breadies.

That's fucking weird. He might enjoy that. Even white bread is pretty bland. He doesn't put butter on it or anything? That's a picture of butter on it. I think he's got butter on it. Oh, okay. That's a game changer.

Not much though. Not much, but it's better than just Butter's not gonna get you banged. Not much though. Not much but it's better than just butter's not going to get you banged. Dry white bread. This kid in Kentucky was playing on his mom's phone and he ordered 70,000 dumb dumb suckers from the store. I did see that. What a f**k of nightmare.

250 boxes that hold 200 each. They kept them though didn't they? No they took them back. No, the company gave them, let them keep them and they donated them to the town. Oh really? Free suckers forever. You know why?

Because there's gonna be other people doing it, they're gonna get away with it and they're gonna say, fuck you. One shot deal. She was trying to get her money back but she did eventually, I guess. Yeah, she did. Yeah, she got her money back

but they got to keep the suckers and the company's probably thinking well. We made it on the fucking CNN So what's a couple hundred bucks worth of suckers? It's four grand. Yeah, but it didn't cost them for brand. Yeah true. Oh my god People are people are fucking uptight man This is woman that worked that compared her to Darth Vader. Don't know why. Anyway, she got all fucking bent out of shape and sued them for 39 grand.

She won, didn't she? She won. Because they called her Darth Vader. Darth Vager. Comment occurred to some bullshit. She must have had a, maybe she breathed. Yeah, that's what I said. She's got a heavy breather maybe.

Heavy breather. Of course she can piss you off, man. Ever sit next to someone like that? You would just wanna fucking punch them. All right. I don't totally understand the reference. Like is she just a, like, is Darth Vader an asshole? Yes, man.

Yeah, she's probably, she's probably pretty gentle. He's a real jerk. Is he? Darth Vader was a real jerk? He was a fucking nightmare man. He was not nice. You watch them all you watch Star Wars man I didn't get didn't get that bar That Darth Vader was bad He's the he's dead of the 11 are assholes in the universe man number one. I guess I'm didn't pick up on that

assholes in the universe man number one I guess I missed didn't pick up on that didn't pick up on Darth Vader being jerk oh fuck people trying to kill him he's gonna try to kill him back Ricky he had a fucking ship called the Death Star he was like Hitler of the universe probably should be dead he was like Hitler of the universe. He was like that. All right, I'm sorry. He just wanted to take a, he wanted to kill everybody. My God, Death Star was a big machine. I'm not good at reading people.

I'd love to have my own Death Star. All right, Bubs, this is what I want to know. This will be a good test on how well you know Star Wars. Okay. The Death Star in comparison to like our moon. The size, bigger, smaller. Oh, way smaller than the moon. Really? Yeah.

So it's not that impressive. Yeah, I'm not that impressed actually. Why? I thought it was like a fucking gigantic, you know. It was big. I don't think it was as big as the moon. Like half the size maybe. Take you a while to build a moon.

A lot of. A lot of... A lot of steel and shit. You'd need a lot of... stuff. Space shuttle panels. Yeah. Man, I did not chat GPT. We should ask...

Who? Smirkbox how big the Death Star was. Maybe there's a reference. Do it. I don't feel like fucking typing this shit in there. This is pretty fucked up. This Ohio woman, she got busted for drug possession. She got pulled over because she had a fucking

suspended license, warrant for arrest. So the cop pulls her over. No incident. Puts her in the back of the cop car. He goes back to her car just to check on things because she had a pet raccoon. The pet raccoon whose name is Chewie, is sitting in the driver's seat with a crack pipe in its mouth.

Chewie the crack smoking raccoon. So the officer searched the car and he found fucking meth and crack, three used crack pipes. Whoa. All right, well I got some fucking, I got some shit here, Bubs. You did, come on. And you know what? I didn't even finish fucking typing in it.

I just said, compared to the moon. Wow. All right, check this out. Fucking diameter of the Death Star, 160 kilometers. Holy fuck. The moon, 3,474 kilometers. Yeah, it's significantly smaller than the moon One twenty first one one twenty first first no the way it's one month one That's what it is. That's what fucked me up one twenty month the size of the fucking moon

Is it a one month? There is So smaller, or bigger than I thought. 21th. That's still big though. 160 kilometers in diameter. That's a big fucking machine. So that's like from here to Amherst. Yeah. About that.

That's a big fucking machine. That's a big fucking machine. A lot of square footage. A lot of square footage, A lot of square footage, because you're talking about an orb. I think we talked about this before, but the skydiver that dropped his iPhone, this must be a different one.

14,000 feet? Yep, and perfectly intact. He thought he left it on the plane. They're like, nope, no fucking phone here, so he used to find my iPhone app. The phone landed four miles from where he landed, but he went and got it and it still worked perfect. Jesus.

Pretty good fucking advertisers for Apple. Yeah, I'd say maybe Apple staged that one. This was good in Chicago, fuck. Some people are in the right place at the right time. This goddamn Brinks truck, door of somehow was left open Yeah, why 300k fell he that's a money and people just started fucking going nuts and taking it. They all took off nobody got caught See that could be that would be the best day ever for me. I know why could not 300 fucking grant

And you're allowed to just grab it and run? Not allowed. They're not allowed, man. They probably can't. The driver turned around once he realized and he said there was fucking like 12 or 15 people ripping bags apart and taking cash and bolting. It's crazy, man.

Michael Bolton. He's sick. He what? He's sick, man. Michael Bolton? He's sick, yeah. I think I saw it in something like that. Yeah, he's got some cancer and some brain tumor or some fucking thing going on. Michael Bolton, that's it's sick, man. Michael Bolton? He's sick, yeah. Oh, I think I saw it or something like that. Yeah, he's got some cancer, some brain tumor,

some fuckin' thing going on. Michael Bolton, that's... Yeah, man. Oh, I didn't know that. Poor Michael Bolton. God damn it. When a man loves a mama... This has gotta be the...

It's not a great story, but definitely the best headline I've seen in a while. Horny Woodpecker to blame for acts of vandalism. All these shoving his woodpecker talk through some drywall. No, he fucking vandalized 25 cars and they couldn't figure what the fuck was going on. Woodpeckers are fucked. Everyone had their mirrors smashed.

So anyway, this woman finally solved it. It was a goddamn woodpecker. You see his reflection, he fucking beat the thing, he smashed the fuck the fucking mirrors. I had one up on my roof fucking tapping his little fucking beat on my stink pipe you know at the top from the bathroom. Sounded like a fucking machine gun. Oh yeah.

They get it going man. Don't wonder if they can. Look him for termites. I bet you they're good bangers. I bet you they can bang right the hell. Oh they can get it going. Do they put their beak in? No they're gonna they're gonna use their. Or is their unit bet you they can bag the hell. Oh, they can get it going. Do they put their beak in? No, they're going to use their...

Or does their unit perform the same way? Their unit, they can move that. They can get their hips. They can just hold their head steady and use their hips instead of their head. Woodpecker can really fucking get her going with his hips. Big time. I've seen it. Woody Woodpecker, he was a bit of a fuck machine.

He was a fuck machine. He was an asshole. Woody Woodpecker. Yes. No he wasn't. I was never into that motherfucker. He was nice little fella. He was a nice little fella.

Ba ba ba da da, ba ba da da. Or something like that wasn't it? Ba ba da da. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ba ba da da. Ba ba da da. Ha ha ha. Oh, have you guys seen the tiny chef? No. You haven't seen tiny chef yet? No, man. Hello. What? What does he say?

Hello. Hello. He puts bees on the front of everything when he talks. Who is he? Tiny chef. He's unbelievable. I got a real or emanation he's Stop motion here. Just wait. You got to see the right one for the first time. Oh, he's a fucking puppet

He's not a puppet doll He's green. Yes. He's green. He's high. Oh, yeah, he's fantastic Just wait No, Ricky you're gonna love this. I'm gonna hate this guy, aren't I? No, Ricky, you're gonna love him. There he is. Watch, show Ricky. Listen, watch.

Watch his moves. I like that part. No, but what? Oh, we should play the whole thing for them. Look at this move. Pubs, are you out of your fucking mind? Tiny Jeff. He's got time to sit around and watch this shit. Watch this.

What the fuck is that, dough or that's garlic? He's got time to sit around and watch this shit. Watch this. What the fuck is that, dough or that's garlic? Oh, man. What is he making, salad? Well, he puts the fan up. Jesus, he does. He watches a few times. I've seen it about 700 times. I've watched it on loop for three hours.

He's my favorite, Tiny Chef. I'd like to have him on the show. Maybe we'd come in. We don't want that. He's only a fucking puppet. He's only booked this big. If he came in, you know what I would do? I'd crush him.

No, you can't touch Tiny Chef. He's amazing. this big. If he came in, you know what I would do? I'd crush him. No, you can't touch Tiny Chef. He's amazing. Whoa, boys. Those ninja swords. Cut him in half. I've never heard of this fucking problem before. In-grown boner. No, man whose body confuses cold and hot sensations

baffles the doctors. So you can have a hot thing, it feels like it's cold. Oh! What the fuck? So he could hold his hand over a fucking fire. You'd be like, whoa! And get such an ice. Ooh, that's chilly.

That's weird. Oh, but if he's drinking ice cubes, he's got fire cubes in his mouth. Yeah. That'd be weird. Yeah. I mean, I just think of that. I just had ice cube in my mouth a minute ago and thought. And if he's gulping down like a hot coffee or something?

Oh, he could burn his fucking throat right out. Imagine rolling around a snowbank. And he's like, whoa, I'm in fucking Florida or something. Sometimes when it's super cold, if I touch something super cold, it feels like it's burning. Well, that's different, Ricky. That's different. That is a thing.

Oh, imagine if he was drinking scalded coffee and it was melting his throat and he wouldn't even know because he would think it was ice cold. Yeah, he's going through those problems, man. Ooh, I don't like that. You need to finish thinking about the chat PGT. That was fucked.

Yeah, Bubs. Chat GPG. What? It's fucked. This woman's getting a divorce over it, man. Yep. Because she asked the chat GPT to read her husband's coffee grinds. You know how they fucking do that? That was...

And he's the fat PGT was like, He's fucking around. He's fucking around on you. He's banging the shit out of somebody. He's done those coffee grounds. And she fucking filed for divorce. Oh my. She did.

But he was on talk show going like, What the fuck? She didn't even ask me if it was true. She just fucking filed for divorce. She did. But he was on talk show going like, what the fuck, she didn't even ask me if it was true. She just fucking filed for divorce. I didn't do shit. But she made him the coffee. She made him the coffee and so they analyzed this fucking picture of my husband's coffee grinds. Because you know what?

She was like, he's fucking around. Oh my God, she's crazy though. She's putting the wrong, she's the one who's cheating. Guarantee ya. Yeah. Probably. Yeah, she, I mean she's crazy though if she's listening to computer reading coffee.

Yeah, a lot of people think everything they say. Oh, did you see the footage of the one that went fucking, went all snakey? What? Did you see that, the robot? No. Holy fuck. Scary.

They're working on him, they got him hanging up by the head or whatever He's on a stand and they're working on him and he just starts fucking he just starts fucking throwing haymakers Trying to kill them. Look it up. Well, I don't they don't know why why he got pissed off Advancing too quickly with this. Oh, no, wait till you see this. This is this is a robot robot goes crazy He almost fucking hooked buddy with a fucking big hand maker to it. He's got that big Plastic arm he would have found China, right? Yes Watch how crazy the robot goes because it's got a chat GPT brain in it or whatever It's a good thing they had it fucking hooked on by the head.

Oh, he couldn't get off the stand. If he had it got loose, he would have just fucking demolished everybody in the room. I don't want to die by a fucking robot. Right. Watch. Oh yeah, watch this. Fuck this thing. Right. Whoa. coming true, a killer robot going rogue. Oh yeah, watch this. The short clip features a humanoid robot malfunctioning, flailing its appendages wildly,

and getting almost too close for comfort to two- Oh yeah, he's freaking out. Oh no, he's freaking, look at him. The robot is believed to be a unitary agent- He's supposed to dance. $90,000 US dollars general purpose humanoid that we've previously seen breaking out dance moves alongside humans, taking the stairs,

and pulling on the- He got pissed off. It stands 5.9 feet tall and weighs 104 pounds. Oh, fuck him. The size of a man. That makes it the size of a full-grown person. But what's scary is that it can That little person. Puster up a substantial joint torque of 360 meters.

Oh, geez, this guy's trying to kick him over. He can't. Oh, yeah, no, he can. With its arms and legs swinging at high speed, the robot could seriously injure people nearby. Oh, I guess he could. Is this really a terrifying scene from Terminator in real life

Maybe not There's a bit of contact. Well, he got pissed off and he was trying to punch the people in the face I heard from uni tree officially can buy with any of it I would say you don't want that type of role, but here's what you're possibly looking at in the clip Which seems to have first been posted on reddit last week? What do you think it happened here called Chris wabs positive you think it happened? I just wanted you to watch it. I didn't want you to get a whole fucking analyze and figure out what's wrong Fuck it. You know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it affected his balance. He wasn't freaking out. He was just fucked up

It wasn't I think he was trying to kill. All right, you're right. He was in kill mode. I wouldn't wanna fuck with him anyway. You know what, they should have a fucking stone mode for those things. Boop, you're stone now. Fucking relax. You know what I mean? I like it, I could help with that.

Speaking of, do you hear about that Turkish town? It didn't voluntarily get everybody in the town fucking high. They burnt 20 tons of weed. They caught this, I know, 20 tons. The whole town got baked. Place called Lice. Lice? It's probably pronounced lees.

Whatever, it's fucking lees, lice. Or leechy, lice. Of course I would have known, I would have fucking went over there. $261,000 worth of weed. They should have marketed that. Why didn't they sell it? Come to Turkey.

Come get high. Why, Ricky? What's that going to do for them? Tourism. Oh yeah. 25,000 residents got baked. I would have went. You're not going to fly all the way to Turkey just to get baked, Ricky.

You get baked right here. Yeah, but not every day you can say you went to Turkey and got high. True. I'd like to go to Turkey someday. Was it true? I'd go to Turkey. Is it true that Turkey tastes different there? I don't think so, Ricky. Or moist or something.

Or moist. I don't think so. I'd like to go to Turkey, Hamburg, and Bologna. Let's do it. Let's go on a food tour. And make a sandwich. You're going to try any local cuisine? Yes. I had the best bologna sandwich of my life in Bologna. They make a mean bologna sandwich there. They really do?

Yeah. I guess they'd have to if they're going to name the town after it. Bologna. Was that, that's not where bologna came from, is it? From Bologna, fuck sakes. Come on, bubs. That's his toilet. Oh yeah, Italy has all the finest, you know,

like prosciutto. What is bologna? What is bologna? So, prasattas and fucking bologna. You know what, it's like bolognese sauce, where the fuck you call it. Bologna who? I don't know, man, bologna. Bolognese?

Bolognese, yeah. I call it spaghetti. It's just a giant hot dog, you call it? Blowin' who? I don't know man, blowin' Eve. Ballin' A's? Ballin' A's, yeah. I call it spaghetti. It's just a giant hot dog, isn't it? Balloni? Yeah. It's, yeah, it's all the, well it's all the leftover gizzards. Snots and fuckin' shit. Baumholtz.

Ground up Baumholtz. I do like it once in a while though, I have to say. Nice fried balloon sandwich is pretty... Pan-fried arseholes. You've had pan-fried arseholes before, haven't you? No, I haven't. They're quite good. And a nice, if you got a nice dipping sauce for them.

Oh my God. Pan fried taints. Boys, this person is fucked. Man obsessed with firefighters sets fire to his own home just to see his idols. Guy wanted to be a firefighter, didn't fucking work out for him. Probably because he's insane. Let us out some fire.

He let us out so long as he could see the boys come in and fucking take control. Sounds like he's... was he... He's insane, man. Was he wanking? I think he might have been masturbating during the fire. He's definitely nuts. If he wasn't, we're going to get it out there because it makes the story a lot better. That's how you do it.

Speaking of nuts, this woman was in an ambulance. We're gonna get it out there because it makes a story a lot better. That's how you do it speaking a noxious woman Was in an ambulance They're trying to get her to hospital garrison hot she fuck pulls out a knife Stabs fucking paramedic. I'm not died. Oh, that's nice Fucks the paramedic have to be worried about that shit. I know they're gonna stir they get a stir pack And that's what they got to do. She pulled a knife out in the ambulance. Yeah, so her pack and that's what they got to do. She pulled a knife out in the ambulance? Yeah, so driver pulled over and said,

cause he heard her say, the other pair of men say, she's got a knife. So he pulls over by the time he gets to the back of the thing, he opens the back door and he's like, the other pair of men said, she stabbed me in the heart. In the heart? Yeah. So he was fucked.

So he fucking knew. He's air man. And then she tried to get in the ambulance and take off, but a cop fucking wrestled her down I guess but Fuck it. So he he's a paramedic. So he knew I'm fuck. She's stuck at my heart I can't fix did he die he did he did she got charged with murder. Yeah, what a fucking horrible What a jerk that lady is a fucking crazy motherfucker. They were fucking trying to help you.

Oh, that was really not nice. Maybe she was on drugs. I don't know. It's still horrible. Sounds like she might have been under the influence of something, Ricky. Paramarkey's a firefighter too. Poor fucker. Poor bastard got stabbed in the heart trying to help her. Alright, Ricky. I'm going to show you some chicken fingers. Don't know. I don't know what's wrong with these people selling these things but I wouldn't fucking eat them. Tell me what you think. What am I looking at? Chicken fingers. Black ones?

They're blackened. They are blackened with this fucking coating that turns black when you fry it. I've seen blackened spice. I've done it on chicken and shit. That's not flackin'. That's like... That came out of a house fire. No, that didn't, man. That came out of somebody's fucking deep fryer. I'm not buying that. Does it have a flavor or is it just for a fact? If it's blackened spices, yes, I would eat the fuck out of it.

Looks like shit. It does not look... People are buying it. They're eating it. They like it. Well, it must taste good. They should call it house fire chicken fingers. It's called a special black gold coating Black gold, dude. I find out what it is I'm kind of intrigued because I do like a black and spiced chicken or black and spiced fish I'm a mahi mahi blackened my my black

Jesus, I can check you. Whoa, man, ricky knows all the fucking fancy food eating motherfuckers just a type of fish It's not really that smart Alright on that note we should fucking go cuz you I gotta get drunk I've had it. There's enough this are you getting drunk pups are you going to bed? I'm right out of her voice I'm probably okay. We're gonna catch up to you. I'm probably going to Betty Bob's. No, you're not you're staying up for a little Oh, Betty Bob. All right, sign off, pups. Thanks for tuning in to Park After Dark, everybody.

What was your name? Oh, I blew it. Muscle Tree. Muscle Meat Pile. Oh, yeah, that's what it was. Muscle Meat Pile? Muscular Meat Pile. Say goodbye, Muscular Meat Pile.

Cheers, everybody. And that was who? Stone? Stone Doll. Stone Doll. Wasn't there a restaurant called that? There was. Say goodbye, my sweet meat pie. Cheers, everybody. And that was who? Stone? Stone doll. Stone doll. Wasn't there a restaurant called that? There was.

One more thing, guys. We're gonna be in Newfoundland this week. Are we? Are we? We're gonna be in Newfoundland. We're gonna go to St. John's. And if you guys have ever been there, you know what it's like.

It's a party town. Oh yeah. I don't know if I'm going or not. You're coming with us. You are, Ricky. We'll see. We'll see you, yes, Newfoundland. St. John's, Newfoundland.

We might not make it out of there, and you do have to fly or get a ferry to get onto it. We're going to be on, we're going to be at the liquor store, signing our, these things, cases of this stuff. And then we're going to get right on that liquor down on George Street. We're going to be on that liquor as soon as we land it. Newfoundland, we'll see you this weekend. See you this weekend weekend everybody. Cheers. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in

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