Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 6 - Dumb & Coke

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

Julian spent the weekend camping and swatting mosquitoes, while Ricky was golfin' and hanging out with celebs! Find out what the f**k happened, plus their thoughts on personalized plates, zombie cockroaches, and all the sh*t that's p*ssing them off. Plus: The Boys do a science with Julian's precious liquor mix!

What's up, fuckers? If you'd like to see the video version of this podcast, go to trailer park boys plus.com. Trinem just got a fucking $670 sell bill for fuck sakes. What? Her credit card bill, or Mo signed up for a bunch of shit and didn't fucking cancel it. She said there was all these other automatic fucking charges. Yeah, because if you sign up for fucking different apps and you run a free trial for a week, you get charged that shit, man.

What the fuck is going wrong? The world's fucked. Anyway, you know what? we'll get into that later okay there's other shit going on in this world try to figure out mix up a drink fuck sakes

I don't understand why life got so fucking complicated man and fuck me because a lot of shit doesn't fucking make sense anymore to me man and it's serious like I'm serious like you know maybe jail is the best alternative right now

but you know what some of the shit's cool it's like I went camping this weekend me and the little lady and you went camping I went camping I went on a date for a camping date this weekend and pretty awesome fucking girl.

But you know what? I found, you start drinking, man. You're getting wasted outside. And this time of the year, the mosquitoes are fucking little blood-sucking cock-suckers, right? I woke up the next morning, man, and I am fucking covered in bites.

I didn't feel them at the time because you're fucking wasted. But I don't know. I think our mosquitoes attracted to, like, liquor in your blood or something? they gotta be. I would say they probably are.

Everybody else is attracted to liquor. But check this shit out, man. There's a new startup that's being developed right now. They're called micro drones. And they're capable of shooting down fucking insects, man. Yeah?

Yeah, man. Sounds kind of fucked. No, it's not kind of fucked. I'm telling you, they say that 10 of these little fucking drones, microdrones, can clear out any insect within a quarter mile.

Quarter kilometer, sorry. I'll show you, man Check this video out It's fucking crazy man So what does it do The drone's flying around There's like a moth flying around And the drones go

It's just like fucking Star Wars And it shoots the fucking moth down With like these little lasers Lasers Like a little fucking lay I don't know what it is Lasers or something man It's like Star Wars shit

Micro fucking lasers You know like those laser pointers Those things can fucking zap you Anyway It's fucked what I'm thinking that we you know maybe we can become like exterminate we get our hands on 10 of these things

that would take care of all the Sunnyvale you collect a fucking monthly fucking fee from everybody no more fucking bug bites okay we just got to get a hold of these drones as soon as they come out man where do we find these

I don't fucking oh man I'm trying to know how to pilot them you don't pilot them they're fucking they have like software then enables them to track fucking things flying around and it'll kill them. I think they're using them at the whitehills and everything, man. What if it picks up like a hummingbird? Then the hummingbirds fucking toast, I guess.

They're not going to kill them. If they can shoot down a fucking hummingbird, pretty quick. I never thought of hummingbirds, hell. You know what the fuck the hummingbirds do anyway? You know, there's some butterflies. Butterflies are dying, bees. You don't want to kill too many of them. Well, as long as it's just fucking blackflies and mosquitoes.

but I don't know how you would ever do that. Okay, just suck. I got to read up on this. It's probably going to take out every fucking bee and hornet and every goddamn... There's got to be some fucking insect recognition software in it, man. It's not going to go after bees. Bees, there's not too much, well, wasps. Well, fuck them.

You know what? It's just going to go after fucking mosquitoes and black flies. All right, as long as it doesn't fuck around. See, like, you know, you're not... You're not... All the Nators or whatever they're called. You got to be more hip to the... fucking technology coming out, man.

I know life is getting fucked and... It is. Like, now they have these fucking zombie cockroach drones, like... What? Yeah, they take a real cockroach and they insert these little electrical electrodes into these Madagascar hissing cockroach cock suckers.

Mm-hmm. Into their sensory organs, nervous system, and then they can control the fucking things. It's like they can tell the cockroach where to go. Which I guess is useful because it's normally something that small. The battery power wouldn't last long,

but because these fuckers use their own body power, they don't use a whole lot of fucking power. So they're saying, you know, if there's some fucking disaster or some new construction when they need something to go into a tiny little crevice or whatever, these little cock suckers can do it. I thought that was like, is that the same as the scuba diving little fuckers? Well, they built fucking scuba suits for them, which is fucked.

I don't understand Why you need a scuba suit for a fucking cockroach But I guess water and cockroaches don't go away Well, I gotta fucking breathe man I gotta breathe oxygen They need scuba suits to go down They're gonna It just seems really complicated

All right say if there's a You know what Say if there's a fucking major flood happening You got people trapped underneath some shit Yeah And it's too small for you to go down This little hole, right To go see if they're in a bigger room or something

Right You take a fucking hissing cockroach You throw a goddamn fucking you know, snorkel or whatever diving suit on. A little camera oxygen tape. They can cruise down man. And then you can't kill crockroces man.

Who the fuck wakes up one day going you know what? I know how to solve this fucking problem. We're going to put electrodes into a fucking cockroach's ass and then we'll be able to build a scuba suit and send it down in a fucking tiny little places.

It's fucked up, man. You've got to be fucked up up to be one of those type of people. Maybe the person was taking a bath and then all of a sudden he saw one swimming around and he was underwater and he was going, holy fuck, that little fucker, maybe it was a little piece of toast or something down

I just don't understand how people's brains were. I would never look at the cockroach and said, fuck, I need a 3D print and fucking little scuba suit for that little guy so he doesn't drown. People are, scientists are fucked. I don't know how they get to these ideas, man. I guess if I was that smart, I'm so,

fucking smart. You know what I bet I can do? I bet I can turn a cockroach into a radio-controlled zombie, build a fucking scoob suit. Or they'd be fucking heroes, man. I'm so smart I am. They'd be like fucking heroes if they found people. They saved people's lives. You know what? Fuck that. I'm not dealing with cockroaches, man.

Cockroaches can suck it. This other old lady, she got her new license plate in the mail down of Florida. Yeah? Her new license plate was SQZ-A-55 which on the plate looks like squeeze ass squeeze ass and she's all upset about it and I'm like fucking keep it's free people fucking pay for that man you could sell that fucking plate easy what is up you know what I'm driving around here because there's been you know there's a lot of Emmys and stuff

around here we were talking about that didn't we what a what is that what you that's immigrants you You were talking, that was what you were saying. They're Emmys, right? That's what you were saying, I guess. I don't know, are they? You said it when you were fucking high. You were like Emmys and we're like going, is that like a bad fucking thing to say? I don't know.

But immigrants, we're all immigrants, right? Basically. I am. Well, we all are. Basically, we're like most of us. Us old guys. Yeah. Kind of.

So I don't know. You call, anyway, what is up? You drive around, everybody's got these fucking personalized plates, man. I don't understand. How much does it cost to get one of those things? I have no idea. And why do you want people to know who you are when you're driving around? I mean, we talked about this before, man, over in Asia somewhere.

That if you get the number one, it was like fucking 10 million bucks for that plate, maybe even more. I didn't know about that. We talked about this, man. Doesn't mean I remember. Holy shit, Ricky. Anyway, I'm seeing a lot of fucking personalized plates around here, and I don't know what the fuck's going on, man. Some of them are kind of cool. You got to figure them out, but some of them are just fucked.

But why? Why spend your hard-earned money on your fucking plate? Some of them I have no idea why you would fucking... Like, for us, people that have been in jail quite a bit, the last thing you want to know, the last thing you want to have is a fucking personalized plate that people will remember. Oh, yeah, the guy in the fucking rusted out green car

with a place that says ass wipe or whatever the fuck you want to put down? No, man, you're going to go to... You're going to get caught. What the fuck is wrong? with people. I saw, you know, there was one, it was blue by you. That was kind of fun. Too fast for you. Flying by. Yeah, you know what? I'm flying by. I'm going to cruise right by you. If I'm going 250 kilometers an hour, you know, look at my plate and I'm fucking flying by you. Or blue by you. Fuck that. Somebody said that they saw a plate, some woman was driving around and said,

H, the number 8, and then D-I-C-K, but I don't think she'd be allowed to order that. Hate Dick? Is that what it says? Is that what it means? That's what Corey said, but I don't think she would have been. Hey, Dick, there's no fucking way they're going to pass it.

Hate Dick. I thought they had some sort of regulations. You know what? I would pay for a plate that said, fuck off. Oh, fuck yeah. You know what I mean? I would maybe if I was a millionaire, maybe I'd throw down on, you know, if I'd like,

of millions. I'd throw down a million for that one. Just to be able to fucking drive around and tell people to fuck off. Yeah. But I'm sure, you know what? I'm sure there's some good plates out there that you just got to use your brain. If people are watching this, right in. Tell us a good fucking plate that you think you'd

get away with. It's kind of like... That's the thing. They're hard to get. Like, that fucking guy was fighting over his last name. It said, Grabber. Was it Grabber? I think his name was. Grabber. Yeah. And people are like, you can't put that in your fucking car. All right. That's seven letters. grabber it's his name he's like my fucking name they're like nope you can't put grabber

that's fucked that's really stuck okay what about this fucking did you do ever hear of a food called ketsu katsubushi yeah i have bullshit it's uh some kind of Japanese sushi or something isn't it How the fuck did you know that? I have no idea. Well, you know what? It's fucking disgusting. Routine, weird facts. You know what it kind of looks like?

What is it? Is it meat and it's fish or some sort, isn't it? It's tuna. And I let the fucking tuna sit for months, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. This is the hard shit. It sits there for months and then it looks like a piece of wood. Yeah.

It's as hard as, you know what it looks like? It looks like a big Turk, but like in a, like a finger. I have never tried it. can't say that I'm looking forward but I would. If you were to look at it and you thought it was like a big Turk with some like chocolate around it, you'd eat it you'd take a bite and then probably

burp your guts out because it's probably disgusting. Yeah, I don't know man. Some of that sushi shit I actually I do like it but that one sounded. How do you fucking know man? You only eat that shit when you're wasted and then when you don't eat when you're straight you're like there's no fucking way I'll eat it. I don't know.

I've had fucking raw tuna. I've had raw salmon. It's sometimes it's all right if it's fresh okay it's used in soup they've had oysters they're raw and soba dipping sauce what do you eat oysters raw

the fuck oysters they're good man especially if you this chef alan makes this fucking little chef allen minette I think it's called this little fucker when were you eating with the king of England

I may or may not have ran into some people on the weekend and it was pretty awesome Like you, you know what? You just said some shit there. I don't even understand. I met some fucking people this weekend, bud. Yeah?

Yeah? What were you doing this weekend? I was just hanging out. I kind of crashed this charity golf tournament. Because Moe wanted a signature from... From who? GPS. Is that his name?

George St. Pierre. Yeah. You went to a fucking golf course with George St. Pierre. Bull fucking shit. Well, I didn't get to golf for him or anything. Did you get the... hang on with George? I wouldn't say hang out if I forced him at gunpoint

to sign a picture. I guess that's hanging out. Man, I always wanted me GSP for fuck's sakes. Apparently he's a great guy. How big is he? I didn't see that side of him. He's not as big as you'd probably think he is,

but he's... He can kick your fucking ass. I wouldn't fuck with him. Like, I was scared and I had a gun. He's not going to fight him. I met another fucking beauty, though. Who? Josh Donaldson.

Josh Donaldson. Donaldson. Yeah, he likes to have a good time. He was wasted. What the fucks? Walking around. Who's that? I guess he played baseball and he was pretty good.

Josh Donaldson, the baseball player. What team do you play for? Apparently the Blue Jays. Ah, okay, that one. Pretty famous. I guess he was MVP. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's who he is, man. Josh fucking Dolins.

Anyway, I got my own autograph, didn't get arrested, and apparently they raised some good money for charity, and I eat a couple oysters. And did you, was the money out there in the open? No. I was hoping that... Tell me some. Everything's fucking crowded.

Tell me something. There was like a hundred grand. If there was a hundred grand in a bowl for charity... Yes. Would you take some of it? And be fucking honest. You got a buzz on. You're drinking all day.

Depends what the charity is for, I guess. All right. Help somebody fucking get a kidney. Some old dude. Yay or nay? How old is he? He's fucking 52. Good guy?

You can be... he's been a lot better since he got sick. Okay. He's nicer. He used to be an asshole. What's a kidney? He's probably worth more than 50 grand, man. But let's say...

You've got to pay the doctors, too. The kidney itself may be 50. Well, let's say it was like 100 grand. Okay, you've got a hundred grand in a pool. A $95,000 kidney be just as good, probably. So they could give up $5. You stole some money this weekend, didn't you? I couldn't find it.

It's all digital now, man. It's fucked. You were looking for it. it well i mean if there's money around and i'm in need but it's all like fuck we got to get around this digital currency bullshit shit man everything's fucked you know i got like how do it these days on the on the street they don't they're asking one of those little fucking things in their cell phone you can scan your credit card see you know what usually back in the day i'd have lots of change that i might give some buy you know what i do you know what i do

you know what I got some change man who's that for me no that's from uh there was the vending machine at the cab girl and I kind of fucking gave a few wax to you know what I mean yeah a few dollars but but you know what back in the day we wouldn't just have a bunch of fucking tunis and loonies we'd have her cold-hard cast doing shit like that yeah fuck all right I'm gonna give you a list of shit that's okay this is shit that's you off. This is a list of things that the rule has gone to shit over.

Grocery prices way too fucking high. AI replacing people in jobs? Is that happening? That's happening everywhere, man. Well, look at the fucking mosquito thing. They're going to take out all those guys that are fucking spraying for fucking mosquitoes

and shit. They're done. Price of gas is a little fucked. Streaming services. It's taken... Well, it's taken over, man. You're fucking paying things. You're paying things that you didn't even know you signed up for. Well, Trinney was talking about that the other day. And I guess she's with Bell, which is like a cable provider.

And I guess she gets this subscription streaming called Crave. Yeah. But she also has this one called Prime. And Little Fucking Moe went on Prime. He wanted to watch something that was on Crave or maybe it was Paramount or one of those fucking things. Signs up for it through Prime. Yeah. So she's paying for that.

But she's already got the fucking thing paid for through this other thing. Yeah. Now she's paying for fucking Paramount and a Prime twice. Mm-hmm. How does that even work? It's because it's fucked. You know what? I got fucking dinged for, I would have been paying it for fucking months, man.

And months and months. Some news thing network. A news thing. When do I like the fucking... It doesn't sound like you. No kidding. Because I needed it for this news thing to get some information about something. with something else.

So I signed up for it. And then boom, I didn't know. It was like, I thought it was free. It should have been free. He wants to pay for the fucking news. She said this Amazon bullshit.

It makes it sound like it's not going to, you can rent a movie and it's all fucking good. But she's getting bills for like 100 bucks and one month. Because you've got to cancel, man. You know what? Make a fucking program that cancels your fucking subscriptions that you don't use. How about that one? That's a good idea.

But yeah, man. You know what? We're kind of doing things backwards. We're talking about the bullshit that's fucking pissing us. All right, well, you started. All right, you know what? These are the things pissing you off. Okay, I'm going to keep going then.

We got fast food prices. You know what? I want to fucking something fun. Okay, let's do the drunk and dumb of the week. All right. All right, let's get that going, Chipper. Fuck the bad news. What a laugh.

That Leahy drunk of the week. Whoa, look at her. Oh, she's. She's going to break. Her legs are going to go the wrong way, man. Wow. But he's got her. Buddy's

is either gonna have a really good time or really daytime wasted fucking people man I love it she's fucked

where the fuck that looks like more than booze she ain't buddy you need to find her look oh wow

she's getting worse she cannot stay upright she is getting worse by the second he's fucking that's what I bet you she did she's lucky

she's with him she did a bunch of tequila shots about a half hour ago they're starting to kick in right now she cannot stay vertical but he's like fucking just all right I'm done with you

That was a that was some weak-ass drinking abilities right there dude. Yeah There you get some guys squatting yeah, smoking whoa He should not have stood up dude without that was head rush wasn't it as a head rush yeah takes a big hall stands up Yeah Oh, oh oh Dude that was probably just tobacco too I bet Yeah it could have been on top of me Go on in, Jay's.

This guy's waist, he's going to try to ride his bike. This guy looks like he's going to have a good time. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Everybody's drunk. He should not be riding the bike right now.

Oh, come on, buddy. Is he trying it again? Oh yeah. Fuck me, Jess, fuck me. He just says fuck me, George, fuck me. You not put out on MTV? Yeah, he's on MTV, huh? over the other than a pair of this ad they want him to

fucking try again he's gonna get hurt oh yeah he's gonna rock his nuts out come on please rock that your nuts off buddy never you were four years viz one foot the front in yellow what are they what does that sound like a sweet he's gonna do it into the gate into whoa dude how did you do that oh okay that was bad holy shit like how did he even fucking do

face plant over the handlebars. And it looks like he's about to take, he's going to put the bike on the back of that van, another buddy there, and go for a bike ride. Was he in some kind of bike race? That's what I was wondering. He got uniforms on here. Wow. That takes it to a whole new level.

All right, I don't know. What do you think, man? Is that two or three? Fuck. That hurt. That end over and fucking hamlet. I think he's got to get, he's got to take it because, like, how, why would you put your front brakes on so much and just you gain i mean that woman was fucked but i think there might have been more going on there than booze she was yeah i think that

was a weird one the other guy just got a head rushed yeah i'm going with bike race guy bike race you were the fucking drunk of the week congratulations motherfucker congratulations let's get into the dums of the week all right what's this dummy doing going up to do a bit of shut whoa buddy man is going on there he are they stares boom oh he hit that what is it doing there bad fucking that's not that's not that's definitely not the code man i've hit i've hit my head the same way doing the same thing so i don't know if that's dumb or not whoever built is fucking dumb yeah i think the person that built is definitely the dumb ass all right we're going to do the fucking hang fucking thing

this now okay okay get a little gymnastics dude here gymnastics off the beam is that the beam or is that the fuck whoa yeah let's see that again I missed it man I use a crash mat there I guess but it's not in the right place no oh yeah he's really going whoa he did do a little flip in the air though that was down there the guy with the mat or the guy doing it see these are these aren't the greatest man we got a little we got a rock climber here so would you be into this shit man do you want to climb it's good it's really good for you it's good for you but I just can't see that being real exciting man oh looks like a lot of work looks like what are you gonna do today climb a wall what's he he's oh he's not harnessed in that's

yeah okay oh no okay buddy's buddy he's showing off he's fucking good at it though he's a good glimmer but he should have a fucking safety artist and there's kids watching this has got plea like I want him to fall real bad but fuck that's high up man but that's pretty hot how how do you think he is there he's got two stories at least 20 feet dude no no no oh holy fuck he fell He's on his face. I don't know if he survived that, did he?

Dude, you stupid fucking idiot. But look, it's like in slow motion. Whoa! That's a nasty fall. It's like he almost passed up before he hit. He's got to be the dummy of the week. Absolutely the dummy of the week, man. You can't fucking climb one of those walls.

Don't be showing off. There's kids there. Dummy? You a fucking dumb ass. You fucking killed yourself. I'm surprised you didn't. That would have killed me. You know what?

Yeah, you might want to think twice when you're going to go scale the fucking 200-foot. Fuck. Well, I get he's good and he's confident, doesn't think he needs it. But I bet he fucking wears one out. It's a wake-up call, isn't it, but you're dumb ass. Yeah. You don't want to fuck that guy. You're dumb.

All right. Okay, you, one thing you got to, what the fuck do you got going on here, man? It's in my way. Mo wanted me to build in one of those Tamborette drums or the tamarine

tambourine I don't know I think you go like this with the little fuck that that's dude like a perfect thing for it No man

it's got little symbols inside You gotta do a lot of And it's as rusty as fuck I'll build a little drum form Something I'm just gonna stretch Some leather over that I guess What are you fucking

Jack Kerche and the fucking Fur trick right now. But you said you had a way to get rid of rust. Yes, I do. Well, let's get at it.

Do you want to get at it? I just want to see if it works. So do I, man. Because I'm telling you, I've met some mechanics that said that this is going to work, so... Really? Yes, man.

We're going to do a test. For all you people out there that fucking heard about the same thing, we're going to fucking figure it out right now. This is like risk... You know what? This could be called risky... No, Ricky Busters.

That's not good. good name like Mythbusters. Oh, that. All right. Well, we need to, you want me money for my fucking. You take the mix, which is Coca-Cola, or Pepsi Cola, one of the other. Except that's the no-name bullshit. Well, you're not going to buy expensive shit. I mean, maybe that could be a factor. You dump her in, bud. Okay. And as you can see, everybody, this is the real deal. This is fucking a rusty ring. Steel. And what's it supposed to? to do to it? It eats away the rust, man.

And then what happens? Then you've got a nice shiny fucking piece of metal that's in the shape of this and you can take your eel skin or your fucking cowhide and put it, stretch it over it and make it drum. You say eel skin? Yeah, man. I don't know. What the

fuck? People make shit out of that. There's eel skin jackets. There is? Yes, man. Snake skin, eel skin. Do you got any more pop here? I probably fucking do. You roll me fucking two. We're gonna need probably two more.

No. You're only getting one. What do you mean? That's my fucking mix. Oh, I guess, but I mean, I don't know. If we're gonna do it, man, we're gonna do it right. And the best thing, I mean, if we had a container to put the whole thing in... What you can do?

So you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna be able to show the line of where it reaches the top of this. reaches the top of this thing, top of the fucking Pepsi or... No, if there's a difference? We'll see the true difference, man. I'd like to put my whole car in one of these. If you could, it would probably be a good thing, man. All right.

So, you know what, it's doing something? The metal's bubbled. The metal is bubbled. I wasn't expecting that, man. You know what? I think they call that a chemical reaction. It is a chemical reaction. I wish we had a fucking...

Just yeah, zoom in over here, Chipper. Let's get some fucking chemical reaction going on. There's definitely something going on. See, look, that's the ring. It's a chemical reaction happening. They're not fucking eating at all. Beer you know what? That might be a problem.

I don't know if it's going to eat right through it. I think it just might just zero in on the fucking rust. We're fucking doing science, so you don't have to here. You know what? If this works out, we might be able to open up a de-rusting business. You know how many people have tools that are fucking just left outside? We eat your metal. We do a commercial.

Let's do one right now. Hey, we're the metal guys. We eat metal. This is my partner, Ricky. I'm Julian. Ever leave a hammer outside when you're working out, you know, and it starts raining, and you left it out on the table? You come back to that hammer, and it's a rusty piece of shit.

Nope. Well, I have... I have with a socket set. Okay, you have with the socket set. You know what? We can fix it. I'm going to. I'm throwing my whole socket.

99, two days. Well, we have, yeah, we've got to figure out how long it's going to take. What's, okay. We've got to write this down, man. Okay, we know the time. We know the date. I don't know.

Locked in. Okay. It's about lunchtime, you know. Lunchtime, it's, you know, I'm not going to get away the time date because people are like, you fucking recorded it, man. You know what I mean?

People like to watch live shit. Yeah. Which is, you know what? You know what? I've been thinking about this. We should start doing this fucking park after Derek live. Oh, yeah? Yes, man.

We could, I guess, but... Tell us what you think, people. It probably suck. Make it know what? I think it being live would be give it a whole new fucking... Did you just find out what people wanted us to talk about? Did you look at your fucking email thing you set up? Oh, fuck.

I forgot about that. I guess next time. Okay. The next park after Derek, we're going to give you guys an update on people have been writing into us lately wanting to fucking you know come up with some ideas for us to talk about because it's hard to fucking come up with the things to talk about because you know what i hate fucking talking number one oh yeah yes man and number two i don't give a fuck about a lot of

shit okay just throwing it out there man being honest okay so this thing's bubbling away we're doing good okay we're going to get back you want to okay so you're getting pissed off and stuff I'm the same way, man. What's a certain shit? Like, for example, try to log in to something, and then all of a sudden you've got to get a fucking passcode. Passwords.

It could be sent to your email. It could be your fucking phone. You and I are on the same wavelength because that's on my list of things. Passwords, man. How many can you fucking remember? And then you've got to try to reset your password. And then they want you to change it.

You can't use the password. You already, it's like, holy fucking. Now I've got, okay, this password. has this on a fucking explanation mark and this one doesn't have an explanation mark and they're getting greeting i remember before you used to have like a four a four number password letter you got a number a special symbol fucking jesus but when we first started it used to be here we just want a four fucking number pass four digit code now we want like exclamation marks and fuck it all this other shit in capitals and blah fuck you know what technology can fuck

off as far as I can say. I just going to fucking fire man. It's too complicated. Simplify our life. You know what? I've been watching some call. I've been reading some comments. Some people have been saying, you know, all the wildfires that are coming down from. Yeah. Fuck of people from. I don't know. Who's starting the fuck of things? Like if if people were starting them, fuck you guys. You're dumb. It could be lightning. But us fucking up our friends down in the United States, man.

The day he crashes. The what? Lightning. The force fires starts. What? Was that fucking live? It was very live. No, no, no. Isn't that the band? Yeah.

Live? I like that band, man. Yeah. Lightning crashes. Anyway. There's probably a bunch of dick starting them, but we've got a massive fucking fire burning close to us right now. I know. Not that far away, man.

They fucking shit. Like, fuck off people outside. Now they want to charge money for it. Some shit. It's the terrorists, man. They want to fucking tear something, man. with the fucking... We apologize

if it was not done naturally of the fires guys down the stairs. Yeah, but when your fucking smoke comes up here. We don't get... Same thing happens, man. I don't know. We do get pissed off. It's all in Mother Nature's fault, so...

Blame on the fucking wind, not us. Throw the terrorists of Mother Nature. How about that? Blank on the dicks that started the fire, I guess. You know what? I think we should find these dicks that started the fire. We should fucking tie them up and throw rocks at them.

Seriously, man. All that other fire got started by you two. Dicks. Oh, really? They lit a fucking tire on fire, rolled it down the hill, went in the woods, and caught everything on fire.

Where was this? That was in Halifax. In Halifax? A couple years ago, maybe. Stupid fucks. Yep. Just stop fucking burning shit. You know what?

Because you know what pisses me off? You're out camping, you're with your date, and you want to get the campfire going. But guess why? You can't. Burn. Burden ban.

Burden ban. Because of some dicks. Fucking Jesus. when was there ever burned bands when we were younger, man? There wasn't. There wasn't because there was no such thing as dicks back then, starting fires like this. No fucking dicks.

Making content. Yeah. All right, anyway, it's okay. You know what? You know what else I hate? Soft checkouts? Is that on your list? It's on my, it's on there.

It's one of the next thing. I like it, but I hate it, especially when you're trying to get a banana or something. You need some magic code. Because you've got to weigh the fucking thing. Yeah, and if you don't put shit, fuck. If you don't put shit in the, weighted little thing and someone's got to come over and yell at you it's like and then they're

worried about people stealing it's like what the fuck you're opening right up here i'm not gonna ring in everything well yeah because they they it weighs them you know that you just can't walk out with shit because that's when the alarms go off fuck technology's fucking up fucking up people's jobs man like ours anyway you know what we're gonna get past all this stuff i fucking hope so man there is a lot of things that are coming good, you know, from... Fucking cameras everywhere. I know, but you know what?

It's not a good time for my career. It's not a good time for us, but maybe we've got to start just becoming smarter. You know what else? Fuck me not that long ago? Hotel fridge. Why? I didn't take anything out of the fucking fridge,

and it charged me like $85 or something. That's the word. You just got to take it out. Because I took shit out of it and put my shit into it, and then it's like, no. It's got sensors in. As soon as you take that shit out, It charges you for fuck's sakes.

And you know what? They're fucking screwing the lights and shit down now. You can't take a nice table lamp anymore. From the hotels? Yeah. That was cheap fucks. I know, man. Remember we used to...

We had a lot... We had a good light connection, man. Yeah. I remember I stayed at the hotel not that long ago. I had a fucking list of how much a facecloth was, how much a towel was. Oh, man. So anything went missing. You're fucking paying for it, which...

I mean, I guess a lot of shit gets stolen. But it's not fair because not everybody steals man. You need... It's not good for us, man. I don't know. Who knows? Would you rather spend that summer in jail? No. And now I need a new car apparently.

Mine's fucked. And, I mean, have you seen these new things? No. I don't know how any of this new shit works. What? You don't even have a fucking key anymore. Yeah. You got these screens and you got a fucking, hey, I'm too fucking hot.

And I got to go on the screen. You know, you know what's fucked up. Remember back in the day when you're like You'd see someone with Ferrari or something Nice car I'd always press that button to start it Yeah

Fuck that's cool But you know what It's in every car now And I think it's fucking Not as cool as it should be Just something else can go wrong I miss the keys man It's easier to fucking

Throw that screwdriver in there Knock the shit out of it This fucking dork But a brand new Mazda It's like two months old Dead Needed

boost from me. Call him a Dorkin. Dorky. We use it a bit dorky. Dorky. Nerdy. I don't know. What is the fuck to turn these days?

Fuck face. Dickronaut? That dickrenaut's better, man. Dickronaut's better than dork. All right. All right. You know what? We're going to get past it because you know what?

Things are going to slowly come back to more and more things. Good. I hear CDs are coming back. Are they? That's what I'm hearing from. VHS. I hope they never come back. No.

Those are those. That was a bad technology. But, see, DVDs, I wish they would come back because, man. Me too. I got a shift down. I think of both the fucking DVDs we have. Thousands of them. And they're just sitting in boxes.

All right. If anybody wants to buy some DVDs, we've got them for sale. Just right in. Still bubbling a little bit, but not much. Let's break it down. Okay, let's end it, man. Do you want to check it or we just go check it next? No, man.

Let's just fucking wait. I want to be surprised. All right. I got no, fuck. I'm going to check. Fuck. Okay. Nothing?

Buddy. We're going to save this for next week. All right. It's fucking... Anyway, cheers, everybody. Have a good time. Ceylantra. Ceylantra.

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