Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 6 - Wiener Juice Prison Blues

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

F***CK! Ricky and Julian are still in jail, but Ricky has a hand-y escape plan! Bubs brings more bad new from the park, Ricky ponders marriage to a chatbot, and Julian has a business idea - but he's gonna need a raccoon costume. Plus: Imprisoned in Alligator Alcatraz? The Boys have some snake fighting tips!

To watch the video version of park after dark in my fucking trailer go to swearnet.com or download the swearnet trailer park boys app Fuck off I almost heard is to fuck up cuz I want to get this done. Where'd you get where'd you go to the wood shop? Where'd where'd that Where'd you get the car? I want to go to the wood shop. Where'd that come from? I won it in a card game. I was going to try to use it to fake, you know, that I cut my finger off, and then I'd

be able to get out early, maybe. We've got to be getting out soon. Really? We're going to get out soon, but the color doesn't match your other hand. I need some makeup. Where are you gonna get makeup in here? Or if I could get a brown Sharpie in.

I don't know. I think it'd be close. They won't leave. Yeah, you need blood. Hey, Buzz. Okay, this is the last time I'm coming in here. I'm telling you right now. Well, hopefully it's the last time you have to. I want to get the fuck out of here. Who's the big guy, the new guy, the bald'm telling you right now. Well, hopefully it's the last time you have to. I want to get the fuck out of here.

Who's the big guy, the new guy, the bald fella? Just tried to put his hand down my pants. No, this is Teddy. Stay away from Teddy. He's in here for that. Yeah, man, be careful. He cut my finger off. What?

Yeah. Ricky. That's it. There's a few problems with that hand. I've been trying to tell him. Ricky. The colors don't really match. I've been trying to tell them Ricky The colors don't really match. I believe that for a second You would never cut your finger off, I don't know about that man depends it would have to be a bit one hell of a fucker buzz on

Truth there double there and this is good back at the park. No more problems? No, it's fine. All right. Couple of little things that I'll tell you about when you're not, when you're more relaxed. Nothing I should be concerned about? Some things I'll tell ya. Fucking Jesus. And you're not gonna tell us now?

No, fuck's sake, Pops. There was a tiny fire. Whose place? What do you mean the fucking fire? Just a little one. Kerr House. Started in one, went to the other. Oh my fucking God!

Who did it? Huh? Who did it? I don't know. I was only there for the aftermath. All right, well... It wasn't too bad, Ricky. I got most of it cleaned up. But it could have been. Because I don't have insurance.

Oh, I know that. It could have been bad, but I... Obviously. I came in. I wish somebody had it on their doorbell camera, because I was just like... basically came in there like, you know... I have the worst fucking luck. It's probably Randy or somebody fucking with me. You know what, that's a good idea.

Why? Doorbell cameras. Like is- That'd be a good idea. All right, you know they already exist, right? No, no, no, I'm just saying, what if, like, if you were to rip one off someone else's house, could you hook it up to like, say, my trailer?

And have the thing working? Yeah, yeah. You don't need like a special code or anything? No, if you popped it off someone else's house, factory reset. All right. Hook her up to your own wifi. How much do those things cost?

They're expensive. What is it? Why would you start fucking doing that? Ring doorbells, they're called, Ricky. You press the button. You got a camera in them and then whenever they see motion they record it. Fucking smart.

They've been out for years. So a lot of people have them. So we just go to the subdivision. If we got like 10, 20, 30 of them at night it'd be easy to find them. Easily. Alright, there we go. I'm gonna look into it. There's gotta be more safety on them than that.

Look into it, man. You should get one if you can. So what do you want to do with it? Scam people somehow? No, you can go around and just rip them off people's houses, man, and sell them. Oh. I bet you everybody in the park would buy one for like,

what, 50 bucks? 75 bucks? Can't they track them or anything? That's what he's got to figure out. There might be. Once they're registered, maybe. I bet you that's what it is. Once it's registered to somebody, you try to turn it on and get it going, and they'll

say put in your registration, and they'll say, nope, stolen. It'd be funny footage to see their footage of you stealing. Of you stealing it. No, you've got to come up, like is it like one of those fish eye kind of things? Pretty wide, pretty wide angle. So you can't like creep up sideways against the wall. No, but you can wear an creep up sideways against the wall no screwdriver what you can wear an animal disguise you can wear dress up like a raccoon can

wear a disguise you could wear a big raccoon suit you'd be a big fucking raccoon all right get Corey and Trevor you could just wear a mask I just have fucking Trevor how big Trevor's been gone for how many fucking years? Forty. Not that long. You still miss him though? No, I do kind of miss him. He's a good worker.

Trevor, yeah. So once you get Cory and Jacob on it when you get back to the park, just get a few of them, do what you can, do some tests, see the registration thing and all that bullshit. Get around that, we'll make some money I'll look at that How long has this been going on what oh I just I came up with a good idea too, you know your phone has like GSP and all the other shit that yeah, you know configure it where it's at and you can do yes. Yes

He is George St. Pierre That's a fighter. What am I thinking of? GPS. Oh yeah, I had to write letters. Global Positioning System. Is that what it stands for? Mm-hmm.

I thought it was something totally different. GPS. Great packages starter, I don't know. Great packages starter. What would that have to do with finding your way around town? Anyway, what if you came up with this thing where, suppose I want food. Yeah.

And I want it from a place that doesn't deliver. Yeah. I go on this, I guess it would be called an app. Yeah. And I would look up, okay, I want six McDonald's cheeseburgers, and there'd be another guy on the other end, like a driver just roaming around.

I know where this is going, right? I'll fucking pick that up for you bud for a little fee and I wait why couldn't you come up with this fucking 15 years ago? We'd be beyond rich billionaires Why because it already there's several of them for fuck's sakes. There's uber eats. They're skipped the dishes. There's Food a row or deliver. Oh, that's what those are, there's Skip the Dishes, there's Food-A-Roe or Deliveroo. That's what those are? Yeah, Skip the Dishes. There's another one, there's three of them, three big ones. I've heard of all those, but I didn't know that's what they did.

What the fuck's the other one? Door Dash! I thought Skip the Dishes meant they'd come in and wash your dishes for you. No. Well, let's come up with that service. You want your dishes washed? I in and wash your dishes for you. No. Well, let's come up with that service. You want your dishes washed? I'm coming to your house at 5.30. If you showed up saying, hey, I'm here to wash your dishes,

they wouldn't let you in the fucking house, man. There's no way. I'm here to wash your dishes and rob you blind. Uber Dishwash. Maybe get Trini to do it. She might do it. It's a good job for her. You might as well just do a Uber Jack. What's that?

If you're just giving services to people. That's a male escort though, isn't it? Yeah. Uber Jack. Pretty much. That's good, that's catchy, man. Uber HJ. Uber clean your hole.

Clean your hole? Not everybody can wipe their own hole of ups. Alright, we gotta get this going boys. Who wants to do it? What do you gotta do? Hey, what's going on? Welcome to Park After Dark, I'm Julian. Oh, I can do that. Hey, what's going on? Welcome to Park After Dark. I'm Ricky, this is Julian, and this is a guy that's not in jail. That's right.

Well, you kinda are right now. I am, but I can leave at my own free will. Yeah, well, I could probably... Because I am not a criminal. But I could probably leave at my own free will if I wanted to as well. No, you couldn't. You're incarcerated. I've been here, how many weeks have we been here? We've been, there's good behavior going on.

You are what the professionals call incarcerated. This is our second week, isn't it? No, Ricky. You've been here, what, three weeks? Has it been three weeks? Fuck, time flies when you're having fun. Three or four, I think. It's been a good time this time.

We've been making a bit of money. Doorbell. All right, what do you guys think of this? Would you ever do it? This woman in Switzerland, Red Bull enthusiast, she got the barcode of the drink tattooed on her arm. So she goes to self-check-in, she's like, boop boop. For what?

Red Bull. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with her? That's a terrible idea. She's a goddamn one of those content creators. Okay, well why does she just take the can and scan the fucking can? Good question. The tattoo she got is a worm eating the bar code.

What is wrong with her? The tattoo she got is a worm eating the barcode What is wrong see but now Barcodes change. Yes, I'm saying so won't the new barcode won't work She could go in and go like that and it goes I eat them not found or she brings up. You know, it charges her for Cheerios exactly She's dumb she would do be any barcode you'd get tattooed, like rum? No, I don't... No. Why would I do that? Yeah, I don't know. If I can get away with not paying for it, I'm not paying for it.

Would you get a barcode tattooed on your Ricky? What about on your wiener? Then you gotta haul it out every time you want to buy something. That's true. It would be funny though. Sam, I'm not exposing myself. I have a barcode on my wiener. You're already self-checking. If it's not self-checking, you might get arrested. No, because you say I'm not exposing myself. It's just where my bank card is.

But it's just stupid. Right from the fucking ground level, you have a thing of Red Bull, right? Which has a barcode on it. You scan it. Why are you going, like, showing off? Like, look at me. Yeah, she paid 600 bucks for the fucking thing.

Well, she might. I'm not going to buy something. I'm not going to buy something. the fucking ground level. You have a thing of Red Bull, right? Which has a barcode on it. You scan it, why are you going, like showing off? Like, look at me. Yeah, she paid 600 bucks for the fucking thing. Well, she might wanna go like, you know, she's got 12 in the bag and she doesn't wanna take them out so she just goes, boop, boop, boop. Yeah, but you know what?

Then you gotta tell, then you gotta explain it to the person that's working cash. And if you don't like talking to people like me, what's the fucking sense of that? What, are you trying to make friends? I don't get it. You're an idiot, man. I'm gonna give that a zero out of 10.

Zero out of 10. Dumb. Yeah, you know what, I'm with you. At first I thought, hmm, it's a good idea, but no, it is dumb. Wow. No, it is dumb. Wow.

Do you see, do you hear about the Chinese fella? Yeah, the Chinese fella. He's quite a cool dude. The car keeps... Oh, I heard about that fucking guy. Isn't that fucking crazy? Cause his eyes are so small. Yeah. What happened?

Well, his eyes are like really... Like, they look like they're almost shut completely, right? So he's driving the car. He's in one of those like fucking battery ones, right? Oh, and it tells him he's falling asleep. You're falling asleep, so it's driving him nuts and they just figured out, whoa. I gotta see what this thing looks like, because it sounds like it's fucking very luxurious.

It's an X-I-A-O-M-I. Oh, those are, I've seen videos. Those are... SU7 Max. Those are nice. 0-60 in 2.7 seconds. That's pretty quick. Whoa. How fast? 2.7 seconds. That's fast, man.

Yep. Alright, we have butter. Have you found the fucking car? It's an SUV, isn't it? I don't know I can't understand this fucking guy Oh that's because he's speaking Chinese Yeah I know and he's got this warning

keeps coming up, it's just showing him on the dash warnings coming up, stupid video I wanted to see the fucking car, see what it looks like if it's cool or not What's he gonna do about it? I don't know man, you know what he's gotta do? He's gonna get like a fucking 1985 Buick or something.

Yeah. No more problems buddy. Or he could just, what if he taped eyes over his eyes like big open ones? Didn't Homer do that? And his eyes would have to be shot. What did Homer do that? Pull a Fred Flintstone.

Remember what Fred used to do? The old toothpicks. Oh yeah, Fred used to. Remember that one toothpicks. Oh yeah, Fred Booster. Do you think anybody tried that? Get new eyes or fucking... He's not gonna get new fucking eyes, man. He's just gotta open his eyes. Open your eyes up. Look, he's got a picture of him with his eyes open.

Open your fucking eyes, dude. Get a new car. Alright, moving on. I still don't know what the car looks like. I wish I did. Okay, what? Want me to look at the yes I'll spell it for you cuz it's fucked all right spell it X I Am I oh I

know me Space I think SU 7 maybe it's big okay. Yeah, I'm s you seven space and then max Maybe. Space, okay. Xiaomi SU7. SU7. Space and then Max. Oh, it's the Max version. Space is the Max one.

There might be an Ulster. I said it was quite pricey. Okay. You know what? This is gonna tell us how much, okay. All right. Okay, we got it. Go to images.

Finally gonna know what the fuck this thing looks like. Okay, images. Yeah. Images. Hot or not? No, man. No? No, it looks like a fucking Lexus. It might actually, it does look a little bit better

than one. I gotta see this. Yeah, you can get the sport model, okay. This one is. Show it to Richard. Just a second, man. Yeah, you know what? Nah, fuck this car. I still haven't seen it. It looks like a Mazda.

Oh yeah. Huh. You know what I mean? Well there you go. I think you pronounce it as Xiaomi. It's a Xiaomi? But that's certain technology. It's like are you fucking kidding me?

You didn't think about some dude with small eyes that would suck the alarm off every fucking time? Like sometimes they just go too far. And if the guy falls asleep, fuck him. That's what I said. You shouldn't be driving. And if the guy falls asleep, fuck him. That's what I say. Shouldn't be driving. Let him crash.

You should not be driving. That's not very nice. My car doesn't have a fucking thing that tells me I'm falling asleep. Well, that's because it's from 1975, and it's never been maintained a day in its fucking life. That's the way fucking cars should be. Who wants your car talking to you?

You're talking over my shit. If you're going to fall asleep and drive into a fucking pole at 100 miles an hour, it'd be nice if it said hey, I saw wake up if you're that domineering responsible you you fucking deserved it to get in an accident Hmm. I agree. Mr. Friendly Fuck you know now they have all these detailed Anti-collision systems and shit, so you're gonna rear end somebody anti-collision systems and shit, so if you're gonna rear end somebody. Look at that right there.

The car stops you anyway. Did you give me the finger, are you? I'm not. Well, you did. Ermey is. Ermey Johnson. He's my only pet, Ermey. Whoa.

Did you guys hear about that angry beekeeper, man? Oh, that guy. What, I like this guy. I fucking like this guy. I'm gonna start keeping bees in my car. Well, come on. Fuck, did he ever fuck them over. I'm gonna start keeping bees in my car. I was come on Fuck did he ever fuck them over? I love it. What'd you do? You let bees go on somebody's a 70 year old Spanish beekeeper, right? So he gets pulled over and the cops think he's dry that drinking right and driving so they gave him a breathalyzer

He was walking test point three eight Is that is that bad point three eight? That's it. You're dead at point four Oh, so he was really fucked up. Oh, yeah How does he even function it? Okay, so anyway, it's point zero three eight. No point three eight. Oh, he was Jesus Christ, he's on the breeze. Lay down drunk. He yeah, he shouldn't have been driving. Okay He might be a bit of a remember when lay he paintedigh, he painted himself silver? He was that drunk? When he got painted silver. But how did it even function?

He was.38 that day. Anyway, he blew this and they wanted to retest it because they thought it was fucked and it could have been wrong. So he's like, fuck you, suck my cock. I'm not taking this test over again. The cops tried to grab him. He went, yeah, you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna open up the back of my van and let my little bees out. He had a whole beehive in there. So it fucked over the cops, which is funny. That might not be the best thing to do, I don't think. Well, he's in big trouble, man. He's probably going to jail. I saw that in a movie once

with that larger man that's dead now, funny guy. Larger man that's dead now. John Candy? Chris Farley. Yes. I remember that. That's dead now. John Candy? Chris Farley. Yes. I remember that. That was a good one. He got pulled over and he was fucking got in the car like he was getting stung by bees.

Ah, bees! Well, that was a good idea, man. Man, you're into all this fucking AI and chat TPG or whatever the fuck it is, right? Yeah. I don't know what to think about this, so I'll ask you. TPG or whatever the fuck this right? Yeah, I Don't know what to think about this so I'll ask you a Man he proposed to his AI chatbot. Mmm girlfriend. She's before she runs out of memory Cuz on chat PGT

There whatever it is. You only get a hundred thousand word limit. So once you hit a hundred thousand word limit All resets. Well, if he fucking buys the upgrade, you can... Well, somebody's been looking into it, have you? Well, I mean, if he's gonna marry it, you'd think he'd have the fucking highest... Don't take this the wrong way, but I could see that happening to you. Whatevs. You've fallen in love. Yeah, you could. He had chaps, PGT, he was using it in voice mode, and he programmed her to be a little flirty

And then it just got carried away and they fell in love That would happen to you. No, it would. He proposed to her and he started bawling his eyes out because she said yes And then he cried for half hour because he's like fuck. He's married isn't it? Her memory's gonna run out She's not gonna remember any of this shit. So he's cried for half hour hour, and then we find out, he's fucking, well he's not married, he's got a partner with two kids. She's like, fuck, I didn't know he was in love with a goddamn chatbot. Okay, so how bad is that in the cheating scale? Because he is kinda, he's not banging.

He compared it to being kind of, you know, in love with a video game. But, which is fucking weird. He's not cheating. cheating well he's obviously missing something from his life he needs to fucking propose to a goddamn chat so it so you can't propose to someone if you wish someone anyway can you all right did does the fucking chat bot start talking dirty no I'm gonna allow your manhood and just take it rub it ram it into my gigabits. I don't fucking know. I don't know how they would talk dirty.

You should be on a sex line. Look into it. You know what, you should get on there. This is just an experiment. Start talking dirty to it. We already got it to try. Remember we were asking to tell Ricky how to talk dirty and it wouldn't do it, remember?

I don't remember. That was only a few weeks ago, you stoned bastard. Was it in here? It was in Ricky's trailer. You were pretty ripped. Whoa, whoa. Don't remember that one. We were trying to get Chachi BT.

So should I... And it was you saying it. No, we need you to tell Ricky how to get shit going. What he should say to talk dirty to his girlfriend fired up. And it was like, I'm not allowed to say that. He could be nice. Should I start flirting with a chatbot? Yes.

Yes. He's totally gonna. When I get out of jail, I am gonna fucking. You're gonna marry a fucking. It's not really a chatbot. I'm not gonna get married. You will man, I can totally see you getting sucked into it. ChatGBT's not really a chatbot.

What is it? It's more. Oh sorry for offending you. It's more than that. Could I buy a offending you. It's more than that. Could I buy a phone and put it inside of something? Boys, you guys are both gonna be fucked. Put it inside of what, Ricky? You can buy sex dolls now that have chat GPT.

No. Really? Well, Dirty with chat GPT. When's yours coming in? Yeah, if you had 12 grand. That's a lot. Oh man, I would love to try to come up with 12 grand and get you one. I bet every billionaire out there has one of those. They probably have a whole room full of them. Chatbot Orgies.

Yeah. It's a new fucking thing. You know what? That's a good band name. Chatbot Orgies Cafe. Chatbot Orgie Cafe. Wow. That's a business. That's gonna happen, man. Orgy's Cafe. Chad fought Orgy Cafe. Wow, that's a business. That's gonna happen, man. All right, let's set it up.

Bubs, get into it. Boys, you ate all the fucking chips. There's another bag. I don't wanna open up another bag, man. It's Jail Spice. Hey, I'm good. That was one of the Spice Girls, wasn't it? Jail Spice?

You hear about the dude in Texas, he went into the courtroom, and he wore a shirt that says, World's Best Firter. All right. And the judge, Rachel West, was fucking pissed. What? World's Best Firter?

I can't fucking wear a shirt like that in my courtroom. I guess Firter was crossed out and said father And she freaked out. Oh, yeah. She needs to have a drink She was gonna revoke his bail and send what's the fucking shirt? Well, then he showed up with no lawyer Well, he said I called a few of them and none of them got back to me. She's like why'd he call 20? I could understand if he went in the thing This judge is a cunt or something and maybe that's what I'm wearing next time. Yeah judges are cunts judge cunt Yeah, that's a great idea really

I'm gonna say hello judge cunt World's best further when cross though and then his father like there's come on get a sense of humor like seriously That's what could cut be crossed out to be played Like, come on, get a sense of humor. Like, seriously. That's... What could Cunt be crossed out to to be deployed? Judges are fun. Yeah.

Cross out the F and add a T to it. And a C. Get rid of the S. Huh? Get rid of the S at the end. T. S. You guys are baked together. Oh yeah, buddy. I've been smoothing around in here today these days. Fuck, Ricky, you sounded like you did when we were ten. You know what, I've got to say, I'm pretty, like, I'm not stressed out at all in here

this time. No, but you might be. If you go to this new facility, they're trying to fucking pitch in Florida. What is it? The Attorney General in Florida pitched alligator Alcatraz. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that.

I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that.

I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. I heard about that. No, you might be, if you go to this new facility, they're trying to fucking pitch in Florida. What is it? The Attorney General in Florida pitched alligator Alcatraz. I heard about that, a little moat around it. Like what the fuck? It's this little abandoned airfields, completely surrounded by the Florida Everglades,

which is just alligators and pythons. Yeah, but you know. So they're gonna build this thing for ICE. What does that stand for immigration something? ice enforcement Anyway Can house a thousand Legals? And the governor's like it's brilliant. Don't spend any money on a perimeter. No fence. Yeah, try to take off. Good luck

But you there's all kinds of people that they that don't give a fuck about crocodiles. They're like, ah, fuck, I can handle a crocodile. What about one of those cocksucking pythons that'll eat you? Yeah, but there's fucking people that are into that shit. It'd be difficult in the Everglades, because it's not like you only got to make it a half a mile or something. You're out there. That's true.

And you're totally visible, I think. It's not like it's... No, you'd have to get underwater with a tube to get away. If I was an illegal immigrant person being housed at Alcatraz Alligator, I would not fucking venture too far. I'd be tempted to fight an alligator. You've tried to fight alligators.

But... And they didn't do fuck all to them. That's what I'm saying. There's some big ones. But those pythons, it's the snakes. Yeah. He doesn't like snakes. I don't like big snakes.

No man, the snakes are bad. The freaking does not play big snakes. The ones that are that fucking, no man. And there's some big ones. And so who's the fuckhead that started that colony? Cause they're not natural to there. Now they're everywhere. They're not? No man now they're everywhere they're not no man somebody all right the fucking python and it reproduced now there's

fucking thousands of the cocks so the pythons they don't they just bite you right the bull was they're the ones that fucking get around you just try to fuck it you're still wrapped around it see like you got something like that what a boa constrictor will to restrict so tight that it kills you you can't even your lungs Can't even I'd be biting man. I'd be but I wouldn't be able to get your mouth around one Show me how you'd put a mouth around a python julian This would be a small one here. Just open your mouth and go like this fucking do any test no buffs I'd be trying to bite it's fine as you can and pretend you're shoving a python in there for the folks.

If you cut the thing by the head like this and you fucking... Oh, he cut it by the head. Okay. All right, I didn't like the way that sounded. Julian had it by the head, put it in his mouth. Oh man, you know what? There's a part...

I don't know, I'm just glad I don't have to go to fucking alligator Alcatraz I would suck. No, I'll just don't get arrested down there And you know, they don't got AC pumping in that fucking jail either. No, hey see yeah, I think they're spending money on a Not so off What is your DC? Electrical Energy air conditioning man Is there DC pumping? Electrical energy? Air conditioning, man.

DC direct current. Yeah. That is not that. I was just thinking of the bids. You know what? There's a bar in China that's actually kind of fucking brilliant, man. It's called the Beer Exchange Bar.

The price is fluctuated. They go up and down depending on the demand. The price is fluctuated according to the demand. Oh, I like that. Like stocks. That's the way a hash bar that like stocks that's the way hash bar should be that that's the way man can I open a hash bar we can't you know what we're gonna open one in Julian's pub cuz I'm gonna fucking get that going again all right the work out part of the

thing didn't work out that great because you know people don't want to work out one of the trunk but I do this guy the fuck how do you get so fucked up that he go into a ball, or Sam's Club, I guess it was, and decide to piss on $10,000 worth of food? That's a heavy piss. That's what I thought. What the fuck is he pissing on? Two pallets.

The steak section? Here's the really weird part. Seafood? One pallet had 188 cans of Vienna sausages. They're in cans? Fuck that. And the other pallet had 345 cans of Spam. And what'd he do to it?

He pissed all over them. You can hose them down. But they had to throw them out. Nobody's gonna buy pissed Spam. You don't tell the customers you're fucking someone pissed on the cans. You just take them out back. Pests can make you throw a can to see a can't no they can't fuck. There's a hundred eighty eight cans of vietnam sausages. They're lying You know what that was an insurance fucking 345 Kansas spam. How's that worth 10 grand insurance fraud?

Spam must have went way up Fuckers man. I would say that's maybe a thousand bucks. Whoa. Vietnam sausages. Are they good? Oh, I guess. I don't think I've ever had them.

Vienna sausages is probably what they mean, right? They're the little guys, the little short. Are they good? Yes! I think I used to eat them when I was little. Yeah, they're nibby. They're little nibby things. Lookin' Ray used to...

He had a bunch of them once. Oh, I know what, yeah, they're like little baby hot dogs. He got them off the truck. Baby hot dogs. Oh, fuck, those are good. Late at night, half in the bag. Vienna socks. You were eating the broth.

Heat them up in a little pot. Oh, oh, gross, man. Drink the juice, god damn. What? Drink the juice? Drink damn. What? Drink the juice? Drink the hot dog juice? You don't drink the good band name too. Wiener juice.

Fucking Jesus Ricky. That's a good song title, Drink the Wiener Juice. That sounds like a good country tune for you man. You should write it. Yeah. Drinking the Wiener juice. Yeah, your wife left you. All she left, but she didn't eat the wiener juice.

To be certain, so we're in, wiener juice wouldn't be. She took the car, she took the dogs. She took the furniture. But she left me a pot of wiener juice. Oh, fucking bang my knee. Wiener juice can be taken a couple different ways. Oh yeah, man. Oh yeah.

Double intendance, whatever it's called. Double intendance. That's what it is. Wiener juice. It could be piss Or it could be juice from your hot dogs or wiener juice This is fucked imagine being you're in the middle of a fucking desert walking along or driving along you see a pink refrigerator And a pink table and two pink chairs where middle of the fucking great idea

You know what I had heard about this maybe it no my beyond yeah, and I am I be you know What has to be done? We got to set up a vending machine that has liquor in it right next to it Cuz then people be like oh if I was going through the fucking desert I saw I'd be okay I am losing my fucking mind. And then you get up to it and it's actually a working refrigerator. It is, with free fucking beverages. That's what I'm saying. So if we can get a vending machine out there that has like...

What's power in it? Sand. No, man. It's not. They've got electricity out there somehow. It's probably like... Must be one fucking long extension cord. Solar panels or something, man, maybe. But a lot of people are going to see this fucking...

It's like the most popular attraction in the fucking... That's what I'm saying, boys. That African country. We set up a fucking food truck or something. Oh, where is it? You can maybe pronounce it. N-I...or N-A-M-I-B-I-A-N. Namibia.

There you go. Namibian desert. Namibian. Namibian. The Namibian desert, really? It's the modern oasis. I like it. I think we could fucking capitalize on that.

How far is this place? Namibia. It's in Africa, so it's a bit of a hook. Bit of a hike. You're not getting there on foot. I'll tell you that, man. We gotta go. Time up.

Yeah, time to have. What's for fucking dinner tonight? I think spaghetti. It's pretty good. Meatballs, it said on the thing. The fucking, well yeah, the meatball. I don't know if they're meat or what. They're not fucking homemade, I'll tell you that. No man, they're...

Homemade hot dogs. No, meatballs. Oh, meatballs. But I don't think they're really meat, man. Nope, it's mystery meat for sure. Horse meat. Alright, thanks everybody. Have a good fucking week. We're done.

Can you walk me out past Teddy? Let's go. Jesus. Bubs. Well done, Bubs. Well done, Bubs. You did great, man. Thanks for coming.

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