Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 7 - I'm Too Baked To Read This Sh*t Right Now

Episode Date: August 10, 2026

Ricky and Julian have been reading the emails you sent in - find out which ideas they love, and which ones are f**ked! There's also the results of the Coke experiment, an explosive ant hack, and Julian's encounter with mountain lion Steve French. Plus: Who wants to be a billionaire? F**k that sh*t!

What's going on? If you want to watch the video version of this podcast, go to trailer prep boys plus.com and mix a drink. Holy fuck, man. What? Got a lot of response to that email for ideas and shit, eh? What? Yeah, man, but a lot of people sent some shit in. No fucking way, so people watching the show then? I guess so, man.

Well, that's a good thing. All right, mix of a fucking drink. Yeah, man, I don't know. I haven't read through any of this shit. shit but there's a lot of people fucking responded okay all right well you know what we'll get into fucking reading letters and all that shit it later okay man Jesus Christ man people are fucked up yeah they sure are this is I don't know if I don't know I don't know what to think about this and you know how people did anything happen with this fucking thing did it work oh shit man I didn't really do shit

right now it's a bit smoother still right Rest of the fuck. Oh, it's rust of the shit, man. I mean, it basically didn't do fuck. Fuck. Maybe it's... I mean, the color that looks like it must have taken some of it all. It looks pretty... It looks syrupy, doesn't it?

Maybe it was just too far gone. Maybe it only works on... Well, no, man. I'm telling it. Rest is... Well, maybe it's like completely rest of fucking through. Well, I do have a hack that does fucking work if you want to hear it. All right, let's hear it. If you got weeds on your fucking...

In the cracks of your sidewalk, your driveway? You don't want to use chemicals? What do you use? Boiling water. Bullshit. And I tried it, and it fucking works. It takes a couple days, but boiling water with a tablespoon of salt. I was like, there's no fucking way this is going to kill my weeds.

Oh, yeah. My little walkway is weed free. Well, it's not weed free, but all the weeds are dead. All right. So you tried this. I did. You just didn't watch a fucking video. Nope.

Because I tried, you know what? I tried the same fucking thing. Did you use like boiling, hot as fuck scalding water? No, maybe I was using, no, no, no, no. I used something else. You know what I used? There was one that had the spray ball to you put water in it, and then vinegar and then fucking soap and then a bunch of salts.

I did it. I did it. Well, you know what? Did it work? Yeah, I kind of did actually. Oh, okay. But it took a while and I tried some sort of soapy water bullshit on something that didn't do. Fuck all.

I'm not sure I can't remember if it's fucking work It got brown So it kind of worked All right Check out this competition They're doing in Russia

Man I don't I don't know what to think about it Did I just talk about this? Maybe I don't know What is it? All right So

They've got toilets Right Oh I saw something You fill it up with this liquid Yeah What the fuck See when I first read I thought they were drinking like, you know, fucking toilet water.

Oh, that's what I thought. Yeah, I didn't read it. No, no, no, no. It's not so bad. I just saw a bunch of fucking dudes look like they were drinking the toilet water. No, it's like brand new. It's, no, it's brand new toilets. They put like a non-alcoholic sparkling drink lane into the fucking toilet.

They fill it up and then you've got to suck it out. A non-alcoholic sparkling drink. Whoopee, fuck. So what's the competition? Okay, they drink out of the toilet bowls as fast as they possibly can for a chance to win. 100,000 rubble, which is 1,276 bucks. I mean, 1,200 bucks. There's people that would fucking go on that competition.

Okay, they advanced to the second round and the second stage, the competition. There's seven winners. What? No, there isn't. Oh, fuck off. I'm fucking confused. They call it the Game of Thrones anyway.

Do you want to have a fucking competition drinking out of the toilet? I could use $1,200 bucks right now, I know that. I think I can think of other ways that I might do it. You know what's fucked up, man? Like younger people. You know, like Mo, kids had it, well, a little bit older. Yeah.

They're right into these fucking, were we into drinking games? Like, to try to fucking drink as fast as you can. Like, there's like these pawn games and shit. Yeah, we played beer pawn. There was this one other game, man. What was the one with the beer balls? We tried to knock the cap off. Caps?

Yeah. I mean, that was cool. But I didn't like drinking beer, but... We mostly just did shots and shit. We got banged up quick. Shotguns, we always did a lot of shotguns. This one drinking game, man, you've got a bunch of fucking, like, you know, solo cups.

Yeah. Fill with drinks. Some people were drinking like tequila. Some people are drinking fucking beer, you know, rum, whiskey, gym, whatever, man. Like, fucking fruity drinks, whatever. You take your thing, you bounce the thing. The ball. It goes into a cup.

Whoever's cup it goes into the person's cup. They got to take that and then dump a bit of everybody else's drink into it. So it's like a swamp water. I don't know, man. I couldn't fucking get it. People were like swamp liquor? Yeah. It's like a swamp liquor, man.

It's disgusting. I can't imagine. It makes rum and tequila and gin. But you're fucking sucking back. People's like spit and stuff. You know what I mean? Some people get drunk and drooling and like, Randy. You know what he gets like?

Yeah. fucking drools. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I could, like, no way, man. I was like, and no, but the thing is, then they got drunk as fuck, you know, half hour later, they're, you know, getting sick or whatever.

That's the problem. It's like, what the fuck is, you've got to pace yourself, man. Yeah. Well, there's no fun and getting stupid drunk. It's a time of place for that. We've been there, but. Totally, man.

But then you don't remember anything. You know what I mean? Blackout, puke, Drunk is not a good time. And you don't remember any of it. Well, maybe that's a good thing. But it's better to get drunk in a way that you have fun and you do remember it. Exactly.

So, you know what? That's why you pace yourself by it. Yep. Pace yourself, people. You'll still get there. Believe me. I found a list of some really fucked up things. I guess it's the most expensive shit in the world.

What? Yeah. I didn't know about a lot of this shit. Fuck people got a lot of money. Like what the crazy What are you talking about? Like diamonds or fucking gold or what? I think the most expensive thing in the world

Well besides the crown jewels I guess they're number one They're priceless Because their history and all that other shit Mona Lisa's priceless as well right? Wasn't on this list What? No man this is way

This is shit way above that There's a fucking Lisa There's a yacht A yacht is a Bob Mona fucking Lisa The history supreme yacht It's got a lot of gold and platinum and other luxury materials. 4.8 billion.

A yacht? Yeah. Oh, man. Now, there is speculation that it doesn't even exist, but the company does say they built it. They built it. 4.8 billion for a fucking... How big is this fucking thing?

It didn't even look that big. Well, yeah, how much do you think like a carnival cruise boat would cost? That's got to be billions, right? Yeah, I guess, but this is for one... This is shit one person can own. The Antilia Residence, I think it's called. This is in Mumbai.

Okay. One guy owns this billionaire. Sure's not a trillionaire? Mukest. Moukest and Bonnie maybe? I might have fucked that up. $2 billion. Hey, man.

If you've got a $100 bill and you can build a $2 billion fucking yacht, go for it, man. No, this is his house. It's 27-story. Okay, that's a little crazy, man. That's bigger the most department buildings. You can't call the 20-story... You can't call that.

It says several. It says several helipads and hundreds of staff. He lives in a hotel, man. That's not a house. See, I wouldn't be comfortable in a place like that. Well, maybe I could. Yeah, man, I definitely live in a place like that.

That's fucking nuts. And there is a painting on here. Salvatore Monday, maybe. Yeah. Da Vinci? Mm-hmm. 450.3 million. $450.3 million.

Half a bill. PINting. Another one, pink star diamond. It's nearly 60 carrots, 71.2 million. For one diamond. You got billions. You like this one, and I had no idea. Oh, right, what?

1962 Ferrari 250 GTO. Yeah. 50 million. Holy fuck. For a car. That's a nice car. It was only 30. six of them built, I guess because of the history of racing

and shit, but... It was 1954, was it? 1962. It was only 36th them built between 62 and 64. 50 million? What a fucking investment that would have been. I bet you're not even driving it. Well, you know what? You've got to drive it. If you got that money, man. You got to drive it. It's a race.

Got it driving. The Codex Lysister, I'd have no idea how to say that. It was a notebook filled with scientific observations and sketches by Da Vinci. 30 million. Bill Gates bought it.

Bill Gates? Yeah. Well, that'd be something cool to have, man. The Graff Diamond Hallucination Watch, whatever the fuck that means. But it was made by this high-end jeweler, the Graff Diamonds.

$5 million for a watch. 100 carats of rare colored diamonds, pink, blue, green, yellow, and orange. 55 million for a fucking watch. I think I would definitely buy the Ferrari first. Okay, so tell me, does one person own all this shit? Are we talking about different people?

No, like Bill Gates owns that. Oh, yeah, Bill Gates, okay. Yeah, man. The residence in Mumbai was that other billionaire. The Dream Diamond, it's a rare 30-carat blue diamond. I didn't realize that blue diamonds are so fucking rare. 55 million? Fucking rights they are, man.

Do you know there's a hotel suite, the empathy, suite. It's at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. $100,000 a night. Fucking nuts. And then of course, all your other jets up to billions. Where was that at, Las Vegas? Yeah. Betcha we can sneak in

and... I have to see it. Me too, man. 100 grand of fucking... Man, come on. I don't know. It's all cool. I don't know if you really need all that shit. It seems just like crazy to me that people would spend that much money on shit but so much like just how about give me 0.01% why you know what people say that why the fuck would he want to give you anything you don't like what what does he owe you man I know you know

what just seems people are like going oh fuck of his his a trillion dollars he should just like end world hunger well maybe that's not in his plans you know what I mean It'd be nice. Yeah, but when you're in that fucking kind of league, you better be doing something good. I know, but... Do you really need a 27-story residence? Yeah, you know. Like, holy fuck.

No, that's overkill. But, yeah, that's fuck. Like, come on. 4.8 billion on a yacht, a boat? Yeah, that's totally too much, man. It's not as if you can take the thing out and go fishing off it or anything. Well, yeah, you can go play tennis or fucking golf. for sitting in a jacuzzi all day.

Oh, God. I'm living in amounts of booze everywhere. I would like our life. I mean, if you got that kind of money, there's got to be a lot of stress that comes with it. You got to boat that expense. You got to look after the fucking thing. You know what you got to look after?

People are not trying to steal it from you. That's the biggest fucking challenge. Yeah. You know what I mean? There's people that are controlling your shit. Like, you'd be stressed out. I guarantee he's losing millions. just people fucking cutting corners and shit, right?

We would. I like simple, man. Simple's better, man. Imagine having a 27-story fucking house. Oh, man, you know what I want? Like a little cabin or something, right? You know, off. It's fine, you've got a hundred to stuff, but then you got to...

You got to deal with them. They're in your space. I don't want to talk to you today. Right. Fuck off. Stop sweeping the floor from you. Get the fuck away from me. Fuck you're doing.

No, I don't want to eat right now. I feel like getting drunk today all day by myself. nobody around me gonna call over some of the boys yeah fuck that shit man no simple I think we're doing good and I just painted my fucking trailer man

it took me nine hours it's a weird color but well it was free but it was free and you know what this is the thing you know what pisses me off Jacob and Corey where what's going on with those guys I don't know but they're not around I should not be fucking painting my

no you should know man no you should not why am i killing my own weeds it's fucked anyone else i got to deal with ants oh those those fucking ants so you know what this i set up you were talking about hacks i set these little things up man you take these little dough and air cups take a barbecue letter you burn a hole right right down it so there's little hole fry some right down the side so the little ants could walk inside thing you want to put the cap on it but i took one of the one of the tablespoon of bacon grease man yeah half this tablespoon of fucking borax mix it up throwing in into the little cup ant traps man really yeah man they bring that

dinner back to mama and she eats it and their fucking guts explode I think blows them up the borax just fucks them did it so you have no ants now don't think so I just did it man I did it like last week just work on all types of ants because I got carpenter ants yeah man it's it's it's nasty It's the carpenter ants. We've got tons of them in this fucking park, man. I know. What the fuck is?

Randy should be doing this. He eats the most bacon at anybody in this trailer park, so he should be making these fucking ant things and giving them to people. So bacon, grease and boron? Borax. Yeah, borax. Borat? It's like it's like a, it's borax, man. Is that that laundering?

Yeah, man. All right. I've heard it. But it fucking. I used to make bubbles out of that for Mo. Yeah. Well, they're a good fucking. you might want, maybe they're saying that some of those carpenter fucking ants,

or they got a sweet tooth. They don't only do like baking grease. They're like honey. Throw a little honey down there too, man. Maybe, I don't know. All right. I'm checking it out. There's got to be an ant hill out here, like real close by, man.

Because they're not just, I mean, they're eating everything. They're hungry little fuckers. Man, they do some damage. They're worst in termites. Anyway, we got a real fucking Corey and Jacob. What's going on with their lives that they're eating? can't they come over and help us fucking paint a trailer they're getting just mow lawn and lazier i guess fucking wash your car doing oil change maybe they've come to their

senses that they don't need to be bossed around by us yeah but it's not really bossing them around it's including them in a project that's i feel the same way you know i give them a few things here and there some chips and shit that so what do i man fucking dick give them a fucking sandwich here and there some bread heels or whatever so all right all you got you got anything else well toilet drinking oh yeah man I mean there's all kinds of shit but shouldn't get into the fucking thing that you were talking about we should are we gonna do oh let's do the drunks and dumps of the week man fucking rights yeah give it to us chipper let's go with some

lehy drunks of the week this guy what happened was that his tooth I don't know I guess gama's on the shoulder I'm just gonna He's sitting down. He's trying to get up. Oh, whoa. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. All right, that was the pleasant surprise.

I didn't know what the fuck was going on with putting. Took out a couple. Okay, we gotta see what the fuck happened. Like, it looked like a tooth drop. I thought he was like spinning or was that he was going to? Oh, no. What was that on his shoulder? Okay, maybe that's nothing to do with what is going on here. I think it was dumb, so I'm getting up.

Getting up. Getting up. Oh my fuck. Poor dude, man, eating his fucking lunch. Wasted. Just hammered. Okay, this is this looking good. Passed out.

He's in a chair? He's in a balance right now. He's putting the photo. What the fuck is he in though? What the fuck of the dog's doing? Back garden sitting in a garden chair. What's up with the dog with the boot in his mouth? Whoa!

Whoa. Whoa, he is fucking wasted. Like no movement at all early. He was with the dog with the boot in his mouth. That's just unrelated, I guess. Yeah, that's just... And he just staying there laying. He's done.

Wow, that's fucking past out hurt. Yeah. Like, he didn't, like, go, ah, fuck that hurt. Oh, God, we got some stairs coming here. All right, this is going to be... This person obviously fell on the stairs into the woods. But he's laughing on.

Is he trying to help them up, I guess? Oh, whoa. Oh, wow. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. That was pretty good. Oh, quite a duo. All right. Come on, buddy. How are they both that fuck? They must be like to do.

Oh, buddy's back up. All right on. Hey. You can die there. It looks like our buddy Freddy. Holy fuck. They're having a good time. Okay, well at least he's talking.

Oh, the other guys. You're fucked it good? Oh, hey, here we go. Please let it be fucked. Buddy's falling over. Still going, so something's... We're not done here, I don't think. Oh, buddy's almost stuck.

Okay, they're both up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch out for the fucking stick, buddy. All right, they're both vertical again. Okay. Oh, oh. Holy shit. What are you still going?

Holy fuck. That was awesome. That was a good fall all the way down that hill. Those two must have been hurt, for sure. You know what? Those are three good fucking drunks of the week, man. Yeah. They were.

I don't know what's one I'd pick. I love the one where buddy took out the guy in the chair and the fucking two dudes on the stairs I mean it took a little bit to get going but man

what a fetish he started rolling down the mountain man they couldn't be dead like easy like they you think that this one tree is going to stop them

but no the buddy goes like no and then it just gets steeper steeper yeah we got to give it to that that was good teamwork too boys yeah two winners

this week because they were equally drunk in one video, man. Okay, this is the dumb of the fucking week. Now we got dummy of the week. No. Oh no. I think he was going to stick in there?

Dude, like, what the fuck is it? With the fucking Fetmo fucking needle at him and stuck right in the leg. Jesus Christ. Like, thanks, dude. No. I'd punch him in the head. That was dumb.

Why was there an eel in front of his team? You know what? What his reaction made him dumber than the other guy? He's going to slide down the garbage tube and the bill? This is not going to go. This is not going to go great. I've thought about doing this. Yeah, I know you have.

It's pretty much straight, didn't it? Oh, no. Yeah. Of course. He's dead now. He's basically jumping off Bill. He's got to be broken. No fucking way he's okay.

That had to be. And you gotta like everybody laughing at him too. What was it, like five stories? Oh. I mean, I get it. I've looked at them and it looks like you might be fine, but holy fuck. Why isn't everybody say, hey, you okay, man? Yeah, exactly.

He's laughing. Drunk and laughing on him. All right. He definitely, what a fucking idiot. That was a fucking dumb decision. It's a bit of a long of what it is. Okay. Got a little, guys, got a little race.

Oh no, he's been chased by the cops. Oh, he's on him, he's fucked, he's got down to pier, he's fucked. He's fucked. He's going down the pier now. Yeah, he's fucked, all right. Is he? Now look at the cop is out of breath. But he's gonna jump in.

He's going in. He's going in. Where are he's fucked? He's got two options. Two options. Yeah, he's finished. No, he's going in. Is he going to try to swim off?

Yeah, he is going to swim off. off why wouldn't you or you push the cop in oh he caught him oh he's gonna jump in why isn't the cop arrested him i don't understand just at the end of this pier i guess he doesn't want to get fucking thrown in what's he playing at yeah like that oh he fucking daced him in the Fuck you all up. Good moves, buddy. That's what I would have did, man. He phoned him in.

You threw the cop in the water. Yeah. It doesn't look like the cops doing so well back there. You fucking legend. What a beauty. That was good, man. You gotta be impressive with that. Look at...

Cops trying to arrest you at the end of the pier. You throw the cop in and take off. I like it. He's fucking gone. Sorry, bud. You missed your chances. He should have teased me. Who's the dummy of the week?

I guess the cop, is it? The cop is definitely dumb. He's gasping. He went that while you trick. I'm a chirping the cop, I love it. He went that way to him trying to get him. Fuck, that was a nice fucking move. I didn't remember that.

Okay, so the cop is the dumb of the week, but... I don't know. I think the dummy of the week has to be the fucking guy that jumped down the garbage team. Absolutely. Congratulations. You are the dummy of the week. totally get it. I've looked at them. I've wanted to do the same thing. But do not jump down

those fucking garbage shoots on buildings. And now you know, now you know how dumb that guy looked from the next time you get drunk. You'll still try to do it, man. Oh, I lined it up one time. Then I looked down. I was like, fuck, this looks pretty straight down. Yeah. There's nothing really breaking your fall. It was like in a gradual slope. I'd rock the fuck out of it. All right. That was good, man. Yeah, so we, uh, we had a lot of people fucking right in so it's cool we got to read some stuff we want to like get into the stuff more and uh so it's just email pad stuff at trailer prep boys dot com uh huh wow there's a well we got to read them man okay you can go through that one uh

oh oh this this is what people were saying for fucking to help you out if you want to drink more or be a little healthier meat potatoes fiber and water that's where that's what harman callus Onkel it says. I can't fucking, I'm too big to read this shit right now. No shit. You got to stop the mixed drinks, boys.

It's the sugar that gets you fucking drink your liquor neat. That was kind of hard to read as well. Come on, guys. Help us out here.

So he's basically buddy's saying it's the fucking mixing the liquor that fucks you. Yeah, that's what I hear that. What do you got, man?

Anything? This person's asking, says her daughter's going to call. in Nova Scotia next fall what are the cultural social differences from US colleges and Canada colleges I don't fucking I've never been to fucking college I know one good thing your fucking daughter's gonna love the fact that in the US she wouldn't be able to drink but here she'll be legal big time and that makes a big difference when your kids are going to

school and you know what okay so when she's saying college over there right it's college there but it's really university here right it's the same thing College in the States is what we call a university. Because college here... College here is more for fucking... Yeah, you can go to college, but like... You know what I mean? It's more for fucking...

Trades and shit. Universities, if you want to take your sciences and become a doctor and all that shit. Have you seen any celebrities be complete assholes to fans? Hmm. Or have you seen any celebrities be really nice? I've seen a lot of people be very fucking nice. agent at what point you just say fuck it and embrace it's a good question every day man

but embrace it by fucking trying to do better for yourself motherfucker uh yeah there's a lot more there we can talk about but it's yeah man oh yeah I forgot you I'm gonna help you up all right this is Carl Haley dear boys have you got to discuss sharking trend sharking man I know yeah fuck it's the online community of gooners. Oh, fucking gooners. All right, just for people out there that are gooning or gooners,

that's fucked up. It's really fucked up. And let me tell you, if you ever go, well, Wendy, do end up going to jail for gooning, you're not going to be liked in there. People fucking...

You will not do well in jail. People know you're in there for gooning. And it's fucking weird, so keep your goonin and whatever shit to yourself. Carl Haley's also saying that you should mention the recent passing bodybuilding legend Charles Gaines.

Yeah. He was like Ernie's mentor, man. He wrote Pump and Iron, yeah. He introduced the world to Ernie. He's the fucking guy. I figured you'd know who he was. Yeah. Yeah, he was old, too, man.

That guy, I think. All right, yeah, I think, who was this? This is Keith Urban, Keith Urban. Country's there? No, man, it's Keith. Oh, like, Keith. Is that the real? All right, he thinks.

we should you know on the pad you and I should be talking about um different things going on in the show and the movies that we've done you know behind the scenes shit maybe even watch a clip and do that i mean that's a good fucking idea man i think if we sat here and and show it a clip and said hey give them something else this is what was happening that day yeah like we were really hung over or we were fucked up or you know something else was fucked i like it we could do that We need to show some fucking clips from the new season. The new season, yes. You know what?

That's another thing we talked about, and we're going to fucking see if we can make that happen. If you guys start to Twitch, I'll watch. What? Twitch? Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah, man. You know what?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. That's that platform there to get. You play games on. And people fucking pay you money to watch you play games. Like, are we dumb? Do you have to be good at it? Like, how many times are we just sitting around getting drunk and high

that we could just be playing video guys? It doesn't matter how good we are. Does not matter. Get some call of duty going? Totally, man. I played call of duty back in the day. Madison Weldner, I think. It's hard to read.

Weedner. Weldner. All right. Decent news of the week. Decent news of the week. Yeah. Well, we kind of do that, don't we? I don't know if it's decent or not

I guess Oh good news Finally done with their book learn A bit of showing off All right No, that's cool Congratulations Who was that?

Decent news is the week People sending something good That happened to them When you boys decide Whether it's actually decent Or if they're just being A bragging dick I like you know what I like that idea

It's fucked right now It would be nice to hear something decent I like this Who said that? Positive What Who said that Who's this one?

Madison from Boston Madison you know what That's right up or fucking alley because positivity. That's going to get us through everything in life. There you go.

Send in your fucking positive, decent news and we'll... And we'll talk about it because you know what? Maybe there's a chance that we had something similar happened to us

in their throat or lies and we can say, hey. I think people need to fucking hear some positive shit these days. You're right, man. This is good. What about explosives saying?

Either you guys blowing stuff up or videos of people. People blowing stuff up. Close of what happens during the week. Your interest off camera behind the scenes or parties, clubs, your own cars or toys. Firing guns and targets, different guns. Closer to the bullseye or glass bottles. Or a timed course.

Technology of the month. New cars, jets, robots. AI. Hey, you know what? I love current events. Drunk and stupid of the week. Perfect. If you want to go shoot guns, we can go shoot guns.

I'm into that, man. I like shooting guns. But you know what? We've got to do it because it's got the fucking cameras and chipper. You know what he's like. We'll have to go somewhere, you know, legit. And I know somebody, man. I know somebody that can get us into this gun range.

We could probably shoot some guns, man, for like, for realsies. This is from Leahy, it says? Legal. Must be a different lady. You don't even listen to me, man. Sorry, legal? Yeah, we can legally shoot guns. Legally?

Legally. Why would we do that? will have someone with us. I'll fucking work on it. But that's a good idea. Dear Jillin, you should talk about your fucking intense love for Patrick Swayze and various other men. What the fuck is that?

Who said that? Who said that? This Leahy, Lichter... Lehi. Oh, at the bottom. Leigh... Lully chicken. Leighy, Laura.

Lully chicken, Lehi, Laura. Dear Ricky, you're fucking awesome. Any content you create will be watched in love. get making some Ricky talks we were talking about that earlier you're like no I don't want people knowing that I screw fucking words

well you know what people like it chicken lehy low I like that handle yeah but Laura come on like what do you want like that's so not true this whole fucking Patrick Swayze shit like I have no idea where that came from that happened a long time ago like let's just get over it

all right this is from Ariano Barol I don't know 137 Okay Hey boys Chipper

I have an idea for short segment and park a dark title suggestion is blast from the past

or anything you'd like ideas to share one story or event from the past of the boys or people

from the trailer park involves the person being drunk higher on drugs or all of the above short funny segment

like drunk and dumb of the week boys come up with stories of the characters or share true personal stories as Ricky and Julian

they're comfortable. We had some great times, buddy. We had some great you know what? Could be good. One time we'll talk about the story about the concert we had in the park that time. That was wicked man in the thunder and lightning storm. Oh my fuck that was insane. That was a fucking epic

night and we don't have the time to talk about it right now because it's worth more than fucking two minutes. Yeah, that was to talk about. Epic. We'll talk about that. Good idea. Yeah, that was a wild fucking night holy all right

weird fucked up news around okay who's this is this George is that weird George yeah George this is a long fuck like okay can you summarize what he's saying there saying you know

the news stuff's good try some new strange delicious food snacks drinks kind of do that don't we yeah we guess if people want to like fucking send us in give your opinion on exotic fruits

vegan junk food the word of soft drinks and booze vegan junk food all right you know what people send us some shit if you want to see is eat this stuff I like stuff around the world as long as it's not seafood man or you know

oh then a post movie we watch a movie and we discuss it we could do that we talked about that before but you know what you know what fucking series I just watched that lost series man ever watch that

I know I'm fucking years behind But I'm, like, I haven't even watched the Sopranos yet, so that's going to be the next one. Fuck, man. I know, man. I've watched one or two episodes, and you get busy and, you know. But, yeah, watch that, that's the... I watched Perra lost. I don't know.

They started getting kind of weird. Like, the first two seasons I thought were pretty fucking strange and cool. Yeah, they were... I'd like to go on a fucking island like that, man. I'm so behind, though. The Times, man. Did you watch any other shows? I started watching, I think it's

an Australian show, Mr. In Between, maybe? Mr. In Between. Took me a couple episodes to get in, but I like it. Yeah. There's some good fucking shows from Australia, man. Fucking Corey was talking about it. I'm like, fuck, this show's probably fucked.

Because he gave a try. And the first episode was like, I wouldn't have watched it. I was like, yeah, and then I was in. So you got to watch how many episodes? Well, some people probably only one, but for me, because I was wanting, I wanted to hate it because Corey liked it. Yeah, that's the problem. So it probably took me three episodes.

Was it hard to understand or easy and you were just stoned near watching it? You could use some subtitles and places. Oh, really? You can't, ah, that's the problem, man. Well, good fucking characters, man. The main dudes. You need the right buzz on it to listen to, to actually get to understand some of those movies. This is from Andrew.

All right. And so, boys. I think it would be cool for you boys to talk with the new season. And we could expect to see it in the States. I think we should fucking, I think we should show some clips and talk about it. And we just say, hey, people want to know some shit. Let's just start talking, maybe show some clips. I'm sure what we can fucking, even if we got to, like, take a few.

Andrew manages a dispensary in Maryland. Nice. Let's go to Maryland. I'd fucking love to go to Maryland. Is that how it's pronounced? Beringland? Maryland? Yeah. You were saying Maryland.

I think it's tomato or potato. Yeah, man. Some people say it. Some people say it this way. Some people say it that way. Yeah. All right. Well, yeah, thanks everybody for fucking writing it.

Keep writing in. It's shit. Because, you know what? It's making us learn what people want. So what are we going to do differently? So what are we going to do differently? Are we going to take any of these ideas and bring them to life? Yes.

we are going to do scenes. I like fucking going through scenes that we did and then us talking about it because some days like there's some scenes that I go, holy fuck I know what happened that day. That's you know this happened or that happened or got arrested later or whatever

something like that. Something always happened man. Something fucked so let's find some scenes that had like some fuck things happening during that. I know one that was fucked. What was that? We were I think we're going to the bank to try to get a loan.

And I tried to stop up front of the bank. Yeah. And my bricks. Oh, yeah, yeah. Holy fuck. We could show that and talk about it. That was fucked up. Yeah.

Yeah. And there was fucking mountain line. That was fucked up. He scared the shit out of me. People don't know what there's footage out there. That thing right there at my nuts. Just there. Just fucking looking at, you know.

I don't know, man. one chomp and it would have been not very good yeah that scared the shit out of me man it's probably one of the scariest things he's ever had to me were you intrigued in anyway no man because the fucking trans was like don't move don't fucking move don't even take a drink it's like holy fuck what like okay and he was making the oh he's purr not a nice purr this is like I'm gonna fucking I'm taking care of in competition here well I think that's where They go for the fucking... Elfamay...

Prey's nuts. They take them down like that or the throat. They... I didn't know that about a mountain line. They go right for the nuts, huh? And the throat, man. When they come up behind you and they... I've heard about them tackling you.

They will. No, anyway, doesn't matter. You got a big fucking cat like that. Purn at your nut sack. Not a good time. You know what? On that note, I think we should roll up around the joint and take the rest of the day off.

Yeah, man. When you start and join the summer... We need to go to some places and smoke some joints like old times. That's what we're going to do, man. All right. We're going to go to different places around HRM, they call it. Halifax Regional Municipality. Wow, big words.

No, it wasn't. I fuck. Anyway, we're going to go around and do some videos and shit. Maybe throw them up on here, too. Let's have some fun this summer, man. All right. It's almost over, but let's do it. Summer fun.

It's coming to you guys way. Hopefully next week. One summer over in November. Fucking end of September. Fuck. By October, Halloween is starting to get cold. There's not much left. There's enough left to have some fucking fun.

All right, we're going to have some fun shit coming at you. I didn't know all these went up. I don't know why you'd want them up. Holy fuck, they do go out. Fancy. Yeah, it's an easy fucking exit, man. All right, cheers. So that's it, huh?

Mm-hmm. Okay. Until next time. We're going to shoot some videos, man. Cheers. If you got any ideas or comments about park after dark, you can write us at padstuff at trailerparkboys.com. That's P-A-D-S-U-F-F at trailer parkboys.com.

Nice spelling, man. Was it right? Yeah. Nice.