Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 7 - Park After Dark In The Park

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

It's always sunny in Sunnyvale – and hot as f**k after Ricky trashed the aircon! Discover who fought Elvis in Fredericton, why Bubbles wants a lip job, and the dangers of gettin' greasy with 50 Shades Of Grey. Plus: Flex Seal, Doritos, Uber? You're awesome... now pay up!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. Why are you touching my stuff? Yeah, what's in there, man? Why are you touching my stuff? Yeah, what's in there, man? Nothing, just surprised, because those were used to live in my shed, and they went missing, and now they're here, so. So he basically stole them off you?

I don't like the cubes. I would never steal anything from you, Watson. I'm just saying those were mine at one point. I remember something about you having a yard sale, and I bought a few things. I don't know. you having a yard sale and I bought a few things. I don't know. Never had a yard sale. Did you ever like store weed in this thing?

Well that's what they look like they'd be really good for. Yeah, it smells like weed. I'm sure he's put weed in them since he stole them from me. Little bit. They used to hold sugar cubes and fresh ginger. That's a weird thing to keep fresh ginger in. That's a little weird, man. I like to keep my fresh ginger airtight.

All right. Keep it fresh. Should we get this going or what? Sure. Who wants to do it? Well, probably you. You're the closest. That doesn't...

The closest to the camera, the sound's gonna get there faster. It seems like we're backwards. It kind of feels like it. We are. Well, it doesn't seem that way. We are. We are backwards.

It's normal my stove's here, right? Yeah. It's backwards Tuesday. All right, right? Yeah. Guys, Backwards Tuesday. All right, welcome to the park after the dark. In the park, dark, work, track, mark. It's a beautiful day here in Sunnyvale, isn't it? It's about what, 24 degrees? 25?

I don't know. Sunny? It's fucking hot. It's hot, we're in this- Sunburn weather. Fucking trailer viewers that has, like- Could you use some air conditioning? I don't know. It's sunny. It's fucking hot. It's hot. We're in the sunburn weather. Fucking trailer of yours that has, like... Could use some air conditioning.

Sweat box. You're a fucking fan, Ricky, would be nice. Something. This fucking piece of shit behind me doesn't work. Well, seeing how you ripped the fucking cord right out of it, probably not. Was that me? That was you, man. You drunken fucking maniac.

Why would you guys let me do that because it was the Canada Day fucking celebration You got all crazy and you've ripped that thing out that was a good time cuz you had the thing pinned on the fucking heat and you couldn't understand that there's like a cold button there too Cuz you were fucked Canada. It was a little fucked up Joy the fourth was a little fucked up It July the 4th was a little fucked up. It's been a fucked up. Fredericton was a little fucked up.

It's been a week, boys. Yeah, we were at Fredericton. Oh, the fucking word Gong Show. I don't remember a ton of it. I remember gambling. Do you remember fucking getting thrown out? Nope. You started cheap, man.

You know what, you can't. I don't want too much money. You can't fucking cheat on a slot machine. No, but you were playing, do Do you remember playing fucking blockjack? We didn't play blockjack. We did play blockjack. We played. Do you remember lighting a giant sausage

from the buffet on fire like a cigar? And you started smoking it. Do you not remember that? You had a big sausage, you booked that big round, you bit the end off it, and you lit it with one of those torch things. Nice. And you were smoking it like a cigar,

and you got thrown out. Do you remember telling the security guards that you could easily rob the place if you wanted to? and you lit it with one of those torch things. Nice. And you were smoking it like a cigar, and you got thrown out. Do you remember telling the security guards that you could easily rob the place if you wanted to? Nope. Do you remember telling the security guard that you wanted them to swallow your entire bag? Nope.

The Elvis impersonator, do you remember that fucking guy? Nope. You almost got in a fight with Elvis. Soccered him. That's what happens when you start drinking at 3 in the afternoon, boys. That's on you. That's...

I don't even like to drink. Just because you can't pace, man. What do you mean you don't like to fucking drink? Not like you. I don't have my wits always about me when I'm the drunk. You drink way more than me, man. Pardon me?

He drinks... Okay, if you were to take what I drink in a day compared to what he drinks in a night, he's drinking way more. You still beat him. I don't think so, man. You know what? We gotta do a test. We should test it out someday.

I bet you he's... You drink a 40 a day. No, I don't drink a fucking 40 ounce a day. Pretty close. In a 24-hour period. If I drank a 40, I'd be in the hospital. No, a quart is what I usually down-wrench myself with. Not how I don't drink a fucking 40 ounce a day. Pretty close in a 24 hour period. If I drank a 40, I'd be in the hospital. No, a quart is what I usually down in a day.

Oh, okay, a quart a day. Four big difference. There's two quarts in a fucking Borty, bubs. Did you ever do something to get a six on five? What's six on five? You pulled your goalie. What? What's he talking about? What is a six on five? What do you mean? Oh six? Oh six on five, so

That's a complicated one. I get it now Sixes measurement and the five is in the five fingers. No six on five as in I Pulled my goalie and now I have six players on the ice against her five That was a really obscure hockey joke. That was very, very obscure. As soon as he said pulled your goalie I got it. Okay who's got anything to tell me? Yeah, yeah, okay you guys both eat fish right? I eat a lot of fish. Is it code for something or like the actual the actual creature the Ricky It's the fish. Okay fish. Yes, I fishy mammals. All right, this poor woman

Alright, okay. Did you guys ever experience eating fish? You got a bone? Yeah. Yes That's why I don't I can't I fish fuck that it's not that big of a deal you fuck. Yeah Did you tell this to this woman this Thai woman who was eating it, and she got it lodged in her fucking throat, and the fucking bone came right out her neck? Yeah. I'm not buying it. There's a picture of it right here. It can happen.

Actually, we're going to sort the picture right now. But you know what? Right now. Now. Now how fucking disgusting is that? Her throat's probably, but as wide as my sunglass arm. It's a little bone sticking out of her fucking neck. Yeah.

That's pretty good hips on about that. Yeah, there is too. That's not a little bone. No, that's a big fucking fish. Let me see this fucking bullshit. Okay, tell me that wouldn't scare you from fucking eating fish. No, I don't believe it. Because here's the problem.

Why? She shouldn't have swall, you can't, how do you fucking swallow a bone that size and not know it? It went down this way and then it kinda turned and went. But even if it's going down that way, chew your fucking food. What are you trying to eat, a whole fucking fish? She's like, I'm fucking as hungry as a dog.

She fucking must have been eating it like a pelican. Fuck. She was eating fish like a pelican. Fuck! She was eating fish like a pelican. Yeah. Oh, look at this. I'm trying to fucking spray germs all over you. Listen to the sneeze coming out of him. Way to suppress your sneeze.

Thanks, man. It's not healthy to do that, is it? No, you blow your herd up and shit yourself. I think I just used a word bigger than six letters. Blow your herd up and shit yourself, suppressing your sneezes. You just gotta let them go. All right, go where you will.

I mean, you can still cover it so you're not blowing. All right. Let it go, let it go. All right. Let your sneeze fucking go. Here's another one that's, I don't know, man. Do you guys like You know women that get the fucking the lip shit done

Botox augmentation when they get the big big giant duck. Yeah, okay fucked Okay, check out this is even more fucked the man for lip augmentation increasingly pop you see the man demand demand lip augment increasingly popular among Dagestani men. So Dagestani, wherever the fuck that is, somewhere in the world. Dagestani? Dagestani, botanic Stani men. It's a big thing, man. They're fucking getting their lips done.

I would love to see you with great big giant lips. So would I. No fucking way. Big muscle lips. I'd love to see you with big ass lips. I have gorgeous lips, people tell me. Really? I don't know.

Ladies tell me. I think you need some lip augmentation, I think, Bubs. It might look good. You should just do your top lip. Just the top one. There's what I'd look like. Yeah. Check out the boys.

Huh, it just looks like they got lipstick on. Why in the name of Jesus' left bag were you looking up augmented left for men? It was there, man. Do you think Jesus is too bad for left and right? That'd be cool. Four ball Jesus. Four ball Jesus is a good band name. Four Ball Jesus. Four Balls in Jesus? Not Four Balls in Jesus. I put four balls in Jesus. Why?

You know there's going to be some fucking people freaking out about that shit. It's just a song. I know it's a song, but some people are fucking uptight. He didn't mean those kind of balls He meant like gobstoppers or something Wow ping-pong balls This is this is one fucked up family for ping-pong balls and easy What's wrong with the family man? Okay, here's okay. It's one extra year check man

Yeah and his parents posed as dentistry professionals before before dozens of root canals and tooth fillings With the help of online tutorials, you know what I could do that. You get me some fucking online videos I will fix anything man. Yeah, I fixed Dean's teeth I know did you with an online fucking video? I didn't even need the online video I've root canal seems like it might be a little more complicated. You know what I fixed Dean's fucking teeth with? What? Drummo.

Take a guess. Pliers. Flex seal. Flex seal. Bullshit. The flex seal family. Flex sealed in a cavity with flex seal? No, he chipped his tooth.

So I, he had a job interview. All I had was a coffee stir stick, one of those wooden sticks you would get. Similar to this. And the Flex Seal family of products. And I just fucking got it gooped. He got them down there, he was laying back and he had his teeth. And I gooped it in and I put it on the back of the tooth

and then I molded the chip in, let it dry. The Flex Seal, okay go back to the Flex Seal family products. Another fucking useful Flex Seal the Flex Seal family products. Another use for Flex Seal. Are we giving this money? They should be giving us money for this little product. Flex Seal should be fucking paying me to say this. Are they better than duct tape?

For teeth? You can't duct tape your teeth in. For teeth, Flex Seal is a fine product for rebuilding teeth. Let's give a shout out to Flex I'm giving a fucking shout out too. Flex Seal. Nope. I mean it's just for... Doritos.

Doritos. Fucking tried a flavor the other day and man, I think it's my new favorite fucking chip of any type. What is it? What was it called? You don't remember. Jalapeno and Cheddar, I believe. And holy... Those have been over fucking years. Yeah, well guess what? I never tried them and they're fucking amazing.

The bag I had had so much flavor and shit on, I was like, oh my God, I couldn't stop eating the fucking things. Really? I was going right back to the store and bought another bag. Well, I'd have far with those too, huh? Fuck, they're good. They're the new molotovs. Sounds like you're going to have acts in it in your pants.

It's a little bit that way. Really? You almost did a blowy in your pants. The first bite, I'm going. Well, now we can try them. What? I almost did a blow in your face. It's the first bite, I'm going. Well now we can try them. I'd love, I'd need a chance. Maybe it was just that bag, I don't know, because it was just covered in flea. You know how you get the shit all over your hands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In bliss. Wow. All right. All right, moving on. The Plexio family products and Doritos, you're both all or something. Yeah. Just a free. Send us some free bags of chips.

Yes. But we have chips, our own chips. I know, but man... All right, well you know what? We gotta get it and then fucking steal the idea. Yes, because we don't have nacho chips yet. You gotta make nacho chips, man. We've got jalapeno and cheddar. And those are fantastic, I get, but in a nacho chip? Fuck!

All right, you know what takes it up even a bit more nope shredded cheese some more jalapenos some Oh, yeah, I see your son onions. I see you go fucking oven. No throw in some fucking taco meat Put it right in the bag people Protein you dump everything right in the bag you shake it up, and you eat it with a fork. It's unbelievable It's like prison stuff. Oh shit, man. I'm fucking hungry. Oh, I got us carrot cake, which is good. Where's your carrot cake?

Hey, right here. Let me see it, I gotta do an examination. Oh! That looks good, man. Where did Richard acquire such a fine cheese? Richard made it. What kind of icing's that? A cream of cheese.

Jesus, Murphy, that's not a bad looking pie right there. All right, Bubs, this is a story for you, buddy. Uh oh, what's it about? Chinese scientists, they unveil a mosquito-sized surveillance drone. Oh, I've heard of this. You heard about that? It's this big, and it's a fucking camera, a little drone, and they fly them. Jesus, how?

It's got little flapping wings and... How many mega jiggas does it have? How many what? Mega jiggas? Is that what they are? Mega jiggas. You know what? It's gonna be for the military, man.

These things are gonna fuck people up. Yeah. Who the fuck's making so much fucking noise? Ricky. There's kids and stuff. Fuck off! Ricky. Yeah, fuck him. All right. All right. So military mosquitoes. They could fuck you up, man. So let's just recount. Military, military mosquitoes. You need a zapper. We're gonna zap them. Oh, yeah, let's just recap military military mosquitoes. You need a zapper would zap them. Oh

That would short Johnny told one of those little zappy I would Zork you Zoram Zork's not aware. Is it it is if you're doing it? How does what you use it in a sentence I drink my You what? What? Can you use it in a sentence? I drink my zorp. You what? He drinks his zorp. Wasn't that a fucking drink we used to make? Just a little bit of everything, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Didn't you say you could use the word if you're banging? Yeah, that's what I want to know. Banging? Yeah. That's what I thought you just said. Oh, I don't know. And then I said use it in a sentence and you said I drink my zorp. Why can't we rewind life? Like you can rewind your TV. We can. Because then I said, you said I drank my Zora. Why can't we rewind life? Like you can rewind your TV.

We can. Because then I go, we can. Oh, you know what was just built? They built this fucking thing that goes on your head and it can record your fucking dreams and you can watch them back on the TV. It is not something.

Bull. Not joking, Ricky. Look it up. How? How does it see? How does it see? How does it know? It knows what your brain, it knows the images your brain's making.

Your brain never shuts off, man. It's always fucking going. I bet it would blow you. Well, it cleanses itself, though, when you're sleeping. I would bet it would blow your big toes right off your feet. I would love to see what the fuck you dream about at night, man. Me too.

Especially when you go to bed all fucked up. I bet you have thousands of dreams at night. No, you don't, Ricky, but. Nobody has thousands of dreams. I thought the dream was like, the average dream was only seven seconds. Maybe that's the length of time it takes the average person to kill someone.

I don't know. I don't know, man. Those are two very different facts. This is a fucking, I want to be part of this club, man. It's the Ghana's... Muscle Let's Touch Each Other's Wainers Club? The Muscle Gentlemen's Club. They don't have it here yet because it's in Ghana.

Ghana's Drunkard Association. Drunkard? Drunkard. Drunkard? Drunkard? Drunkard drunkard association you get drunk and play cards they put this fucking this is huge man so it's a I mean they they don't mean anything you think oh fuck these guys right they're just all about liquor and shit but when the fucking alcohol prices went up all

these people got together there's six point six million people and joined up to yeah and they said fuck you us alcoholics are not gonna drink your shit together there's 6.6 million people dormant up to, yeah. And they said fuck you, us alcoholics are not gonna drink your shit anymore unless you lower the price. They lower the price as the booze. So they're like your idols. They're fighting for the people, man. We need them to break, we've got probably what,

the highest liquor prices in the world. We're up there. Up there. Some places in fucking Europe, Norway and shit, Iceland. Yeah, because they don't drink as much as we do, I don't think. They don't do the volume. But for the volume,

you think they could lower the price a bit. No, it would tear us. I remember you get like a pint of rum for five bucks back in the day. Yeah, but that's back in the day. Everything has has to go up price eventually think like it's what now? 25 bucks for a pint or so it's gone up too much way too much can't even get bourbon here anymore Oh my fuck don't remind me That's a bigger problem. Yeah

Well, it's hockey bourbon not allowed say that Kentucky must be feeling that a little bit, because... Whoa, that's a whole... Canadians drink a lot of bourbon. Yes. Wow. Wow. This guy's fucked.

I'm gonna get somebody to send me some bourbon. We should be bootlegging bourbon. We're done. Yes. You know where the guy I'm at? He's all ready to do it. We never followed up. A 50-year-old Moroccan man was recently acquitted of sexual assault charges after... Stop right there.

He's not a man. He is. He's a boy. Impersonating a muscular Italian man on Tinder to sleep with a woman. So this guy... What the fuck do you search? I'm just...

Muscles. No, I wasn't. I wasn't, man. I wasn't searching muscles. You're on Tinder searching muscles. 15-year- old muscular boys. Anyway, do you know what this guy did? Nope.

He met up with the chick and he said, he got into that, what's that fucking... Kumisutra. Shades of Grey. So they got in this conversation, oh Shades of Grey, we're going to do some of the Shades of Grey shit, right? So when he told her to meet him, he's like, get the fucking blindfold on because we're gonna do some shades of gray. And they ripped her off. So she did it, and then they're banging,

looks up the mask, she's like, who the fuck? She knows the guy had a big gut. She's like, Jesus Christ, I'm banging a different dude than I thought. Oh, Jesus, Murphy. He got a quarter though. It's her, I guess. Still trying to, what did he do wrong?

Impersonated someone? Impersonated this other guy. Had pictures and shit of this other dude. I think you should start a date nap called muscular. Muscular madness. Muscular madness fucking didn't. Guys. Just call it muscular.

How much can you make off those fucking... It's like Tinder and Grindr, but it's muscular. How much can you make? Do they make a lot of money? Jesus, Murphy. What's Tinder bring? Miranda met the God of Stardust, Tinder and Grindr. Randy did.

Yeah. Tinder, what's it bringing in? Google it. Say, how much money does Tinder make a year? How much money? I bet you you'll shit your pants. He was very well off. You know you can just talk into it, right? Hey, Siri.

How much does Tinder make a year? Fuck, we're doing a lot of advertising for people. This one, huh? Aren't we? Use chat GPT or search the web? I'm gonna search the web, man. Well, that isn't... Isn't that what you were doing? Well, that's what it's...

Holy fuck! How much? Annual revenue of 1.6 billion. It's not as much as I would have thought, but yeah, okay. 1.6 billion. So it's Tinder or Grindr? It's make... You know what? That's Tinder. It's a 21% increase every year.

What's your favorite grind you're doing? Hey, Cary, how much does Grinder make a year in revenue? You're a big participator. Yeah. OK. I'm using Chad GPT here. This is taking a lot longer. Fuck me.

What's going through all your Grinder searches? All your backstory and all your profiles. Not nearly as much, man. 344 million. That's still a lot. Well, you know what? It's increasing by 33% each year. Grinder it.

That's more than you're making. 344 million. I think Muscular could, even if Muscular did 50 million. Even if it did 100 fucking thousand, I'd be happy right now. Well, there you go. Let's get a fire Yeah, everyone on there has to be ripped Tiny wieners tiny wieners. All right You can filter it by you can filter it by bicep size

Yeah, so trick add tenders wave wave bigger than fucking grinder Yeah So Tender's way bigger than fucking Grindr. Yeah. All right, we learned that today. And there are more fucking advertising. Uber. Uber? Well, let's advertise Uber too. Hey Siri, let's see how much Uber makes. How much revenue does Uber generate in a year?

Oh, I bet you it's 30 billion. 31.9 billion bucks. Wow. That's very, you're only off by a billion and a half.9 billion Who has very you're only off by a billion and 31 billion think about that. That's a lot of fucking I bet 50% of its uber handies With that what is who over and he's? It's just launched still Uber handy, yeah, what's the whole deal with it? Like, handy-handies? Whatever you want a hand to do.

He means like you order it up and somebody comes over and gives you a handy. Yeah, they might give you a handy fucking vacuuming. Just all kinds of different things. Oh, handyman. Uber handyman. Right. Uber Handies. Boys, you know what? What? I might go down to the fucking store and get some ice cream.

You know what? I gotta get something to eat. Oh, fuck. You know what? Do you want to get an ice cream bar, Ricky? Do they have the good ones back? Last time I just said those no-name shit bags. No, they've got the fucking real ones.

Yeah. They've got real drumsticks and real... Oh, man. It's a good day for an ice cream. It's warm as fuck. Scottsburn Dairies good day for an ice cream. It's Scots burn dairies Scots burn ice cream. They make the best chocolate. All right, whoo. I'm gonna get something eat We'll get some ice cream for you. You're paying my gas you're paying and I'm taking these back take it Do you want this is yours? Oh man, you melted my fucking spatula

Ricky well doesn't say on it. You're not supposed to use them on the barbecue doesn't It doesn't that's fucked it should have big letters no barbecue, please Ricky. It's made of fucking silicone. Yeah Lots of stuff you left it on the barbecue clearly here. You might as well keep that remember exactly All right. Anyway, we got to go everybody. Oh no sorry. This was the one I used in the deep fryer. Deep fryer one okay. Doesn't work in the deep fryers. No do not use P.S.A. do not use these deep frying. Don't do good. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer go to Swear-net.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swear-net app.