Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 8 - Cool Raykins & Hot Reggae

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

Ricky and Julian are offered a free lunch - but what greasy sh*t to eat? Ricky gives his opinion on Jimothy the rayk... raccoon, while Julian discovers a stink-free sexy black tee, and explains why you should start hoarding DVDs. Plus: Answers to more of your f**ked questions, and a trip down Memory Lane in the Sh*tmobile!

What's up fuckers? If you'd like to see the video version of this podcast, go to trailer park boys plus.com. Hey, what's going on, man? Not much, man. Fucking hungry. Yeah, well, I got a little surprise for you because Chipper says that they're getting us fucking lunch today. They're paying for our fucking lunch? They're paying for our lunch. So what do you want? I don't know. What do you want?

See, this is, how many people out there go through the same bullshit when they got to get, you know, it's time for lunch and it's like, what do you want to eat? You fucking list off a thousand fucking places. Where do you want to eat? I don't fucking know, man. I'm sick of food. I fucking hate food, man. But I can't pass up a free lunch. Well, you know what?

We can't get into the pad until we figure out what the fuck we want for lunch. What do you want, man? She meant to buy me lobster. I don't feel like lobster, man. No. That will take too long. Harvey's? I guess so, man.

I guess some grease would be good. Well, Harvey's, at least it's like charbroiled. Like, you know, kind of, you know, it's Harvey's. Just the usual, man. Right, I'm going to get a double fucking cheeseburger. Oh, welcome to the park after deck. We're a little fucked up today. I guess we need some grease to try to settle us back to normal.

Oh. How are you feeling right now, by the way? I'm not 100%, but. No, like I'm talking... I got a good buzz on. Yeah, good. Because fucking... Do you hear about this little fuck,

uh, Jimothy's name is? Seattle's new famous raccoon? Seattle's got a famous raccoon. Fucking very famous, yeah. What's his name, Jimmy? Jimothy, I think. Like Timothy and Jay. I'm not sure really what.

I'm not understanding it, but... Cute little fucker. He has no neck. He's got no neck. No. He's... He's a different looking little raccoon. I kind of like him.

A no-neck raccoon. Yeah. Now there's a video of him when he was like a little fucking little baby raccoon. Are we going to see this video? Hmm? Are we going to see the video of the fucking Jimi? You can see it if you want. You want to see a video of Jimithy, no-neck raccoon?

I don't get this no-neck shit. What do you mean he's got no neck? Picture if this was gone and my head was here. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. One of those kind. Some sort of... It's like...

Deformination. Fused spine or something, right? Got a spine thing going on at that thing. Oh, fuck. Wow, that's fucked up. Pretty fucking great, huh? And you know what? I just realized something.

You did it, man. You actually learned a new fucking word. Like, taught it to you how long ago? Raccoons. Is that a Raken? There's still Rekins to me, but, you know, when you start reading things and you see that they're not really spelled

like raking? You realize that... But the Raken's, that's French, isn't it? Tomato, potato. Everybody says shit differently. Still Rakeens to me, but I know that I guess some people call them Raccoon. 99.59% of the world calls the raccoons, man. Not Rekins.

The friend... It's French, right? Anyway, he's kind of a cool little guy. I like him. Jimitty. All right. You know what's really fucked up? What?

I don't understand this one, man. there's a company that have uh they make t-shirts oh yeah did you hear about the herk shirt this is some fucking thing it doesn't smell as good for a while or some shit you can wear the fucking thing every day for 30 days outside work and sweating your nuts off you wear their shirt for 30 days it's not going to stink how though it's got man sort of fucking chemicals do you want no it's not chemicals man it is i mean and you're still going to be sweat's still in it isn't it

but it takes care it knocks the sweat out man it's got copper silver zinc gold volcanic ash and two fucking secret ingredients other than those yeah those are the ones they're woven into the fucking it's like it's a distinct

fucking combination man so is it just for lazy people that don't want to do laundry I mean it's what I don't get me for rock stars on tour okay you can pick up one of these shirts It's only available, like, in a few different colors. Black right now, I guess. Then it's going to be navy. That's good for you.

Well, yeah, I think about getting one. Even though, like, why don't you want to, like, you're talking about a T-shirt. You're not talking a pair of, like, fucking cover-alls. You've got to wash every day or whatever you're working. Like, fuck it. How much space do you do? Why would you want to wear a T-Shoe?

Why would your goal be? I need to fucking invent a T-shirt you can wear it for 30 days without laundering it. I think people that don't have like a laundry room that don't have a wash and dryer are got to do... Like people that live on the street? Is that what you mean? Or... Well, yeah. I mean, it'd be great for homeless people, but they're not fucking going to shell out $79 bucks American for a goddamn t-shirt.

Because that's how much they're caught. I'm just confused by the whole concept. I mean, if I sweat my ass off in a shirt, the sweat still has to be in the fabric, no? No. It breaks it down, man. These metals and shit. I don't fucking know. You know what?

To me, like, you're not talking about a big, a large amount of fucking real estate to put in your washing machine,

one T-shirt. You know what I mean? I know. You put one in, you put five in. It's not going to fucking make a big difference. And they don't take long to dry.

You can throw it out in the fucking outside and the clothesline, man. I normally can't wear a shirt more than a day. I think it would just gross me out. You know what?

I don't think the ladies would like it. If they, if they've got a guy who's got the same shirt on for 30 days. You know what I mean? Then you're going to look the exact, well, kind of like you, I guess you're going to look the exact same for 30 days.

Because you know what? No, it's the psychology part of it because you got to your girl with you who's going to be like sniffing you every now and then hoping to find a smell. What if it's just a fucking gimmick and you wear it for 30 days and it does smell like shit?

I don't know, man. They're selling them for fucking 79 bucks. US? I mean, that's like that's a hundred bucks. I bet a lot of people will buy one. And then they'd be like, ah, fuck, they got me. I've only been five days and it fucking stinks all right. You know what we need?

We need the Herc shirt to fucking send us some shirts. We'll do some test. You should fucking get a Herc shirt and fucking let me know how it goes for you. I'm just, I don't know, man. I don't think, I don't know if I like the cut. I think the fucking this part here is too loose. No, it's too loose or it might be too long. I don't know, maybe.

It's hard to tell. It's just a weird fucking concept. All right, so Herc shirt. Anybody want to fucking send one? here we'll do some tests believe me do they make underwear they actually do make under underwear which I mean you know what the underwear part of it that makes more sense there's no fucking way you could wear a pair of underwear for 30 days not have some kind of like gravy going on down there pissing smells or something man now apparently these metals are going to

take care of it man even the smell of fucking bag sweat but it's still got to be there it just doesn't smell? It's kind of like, Fabriz. It's still there. It knocks it back, man, at a molecular fucking level, I guess. Don't get fucking weird. See, I'm not a fucking scientist. I have no idea, man. Like, I have no idea. That's what

seems like. All right, well. Plus, I wonder how much fucking gold is like, no. Volcanoes. Yeah. The ashtam volcano, man. That shit, like, fucking It's a weird one, man. Grabs on to stink. Yeah.

like a binder to stink. Did you hear about the guy, I think he was in China? They faked his own death to escape drunk driving charges. Did it work? No. He faked the drug overdose. His family even got in on a hell of the fucking mock funeral for him. So the fam...

Oh, man. See? The cops were like, hmm... Where was this? I think it was in China. See, I'd like to watch that fucking movie. You know what I mean? Can you imagine the fucking shit the family must have...

You're like, hey, look. We're in it now. Yeah. Fucking, let's get the arrangement. And they could all probably be arrested. I don't know. Well, yeah, man. Anyway, dumbass was still withdrawing money from his bank account.

The police just fucking lined up the timeline and fucking saw the camera footage. Just like, no, but, you're still alive. Well, found his little secret hideout. Right out of the gate, if you're fucking doing a mock fucking funeral just to get out of a drinking and driving charge. Now he's in more trouble than he was with the drinking and driving charge. He's fucked now and he looks like a total idiot. Yeah, I mean, I can't say it's not something I would have thought of, but... You know what?

I'm glad I didn't do it. Okay, I'm trying to... You know what's bad where I'm sitting here thinking about whether you did do something like this. Didn't you? You know what I mean? Didn't you fucking... I've never had a... I thought I was planning...

I never had a DUI. I've had a lot of things, but not a DUI. Or was that on the mushrooms? Was that in the fucking cartoon thing? I don't remember, man. I remember playing at a funeral, like some kind of a funeral, man. And I, there's...

I almost died a couple times. Okay, maybe I was just dreaming about what it would be like having to fucking do that. Maybe I did die. No, I don't think you died. I think, well, maybe you did. We need, like, we need somebody here helping us out,

like, with this shit, because I can't remember everything. Yeah. Well, years of brain abuse. Well, it's not that. I just don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? Well, there's that too.

That's the biggest part. All right. What if you could travel? Well, no, no, no, no, no. You got to happen now, man. No. You fuck something up. I know I did it.

All right. Do you hear about this new device? This dude fucking came up with, man, in the UK. Depends. It's a startup thing. It's a world's first painless permanent tattoo

system. I did hear something about it. I don't really understand it. You know what? It looks kind of fucked to me. It's like microscopic needles or something. Well, yeah, it's like a stamp

kind of thing and you put it on there. But it's only, you can only get like a tattoo that's small. They just got like a... What small? Like a tattoo? Just a small little ones.

Like a quarter size? Yeah. That's it? Or Looney or Toony. Something like that. But anyway, all they got it like right now, was like a bunch of stupid emojis and a hurt.

And it's only in black, I think. Oh, that's probably not going to be great. But there's people that just want that shit and they don't like fucking suck it up. If you're going to make something like a tattoo that big, there's nowhere in your body that, well, there probably is. I don't, because I don't know. But that's not going to hurt, man.

That's going to take like 10 minutes, 15 minutes. Something, like a quarter size. But a normal tattoo would hurt. certain places oh fuck you get it going for a while man it uh after about four it's no pain at all even like on the tip of your well no i'm i don't know man i'm thinking like it's something's got well maybe it just like bleeds into your skin somehow but like at four hours when you're getting a tattoo it's the four hour point where you start going okay you know what this sucks this is not this is feeling uncomfortable really yeah man

And if you were to get it on, the tip of your wang, I mean, that's a total good story. That's kind of weird, I think. No, I'm just curious if it would still be painless. You wanted to get one there at one time, which was fucked. Something different? Yeah, but no, man. No, no, no. Like, okay.

There's all kinds of, like, no, man. Who's going to do it? There's people that will do it. So you would be like no problem whatsoever going in, whipping it out saying, tattoo my knob to some guy. I'd have to feel quite comfortable with the person, I guess. So, yeah, but it, okay. I talked to one fellow about it and he discouraged it greatly.

So I didn't end up. So you know what you're doing? You're kind of putting these guys at the same level as like doctor level. Oh, I think they've seen it all. Really? I would say lots of people. Not as much as a doctor would. They're not looking at body parts.

Like, not everybody's hauling out their fucking junk to get tattooed. I just need to find a doctor that fucking has a side hustle. So you need to have like, okay, so you want to go to a doctor that's doing tattoos on the side and just willing to do one on your fucking on your knob? I don't want one anymore. This is when I was younger. No. I know.

I'm glad I didn't get it done. Of all places to get one. though man i don't understand why you wanted on your fucking there well back i had a fucking good buzz on at the time and i wanted to look just like a cobra see see that that to me like it does like how looking back it's fucked but what do you think that made a lot of sense how would it look like a cobra cobra's when they get it go up they fucking expand well that's then i started thinking well maybe i should just get it like a boa constriction or just some kind of cool skin.

Then I thought about coral. Coral. Like a piece of coral. No, a coral snake. They're pretty dangerous. Oh, I think it meant like a piece of coral in the ocean. That would be weird. Fucking finding Nemo.

Jesus. Anyway, I'm glad I didn't because that would be fucking weird these days. You'd have to explain it every time. And then it would be like, oh, yeah, you had a girl from that love snakes and blah. That's what you got it for like Sally Sue. It'd be turn into that, man. Yeah. Yeah, that wouldn't have been worth it.

All right, so we check out some... Dumbs of the week. Oh, before we do the dumps, let's take a look at this fucking thing. All right. The hack that didn't do, fuck all. Week two, you know what? There's mold growing. Well, we got to get this to fuck out of here.

Yeah, fuck. Do you want to... You know what, it did fucking do something. There's a line there. Oh, yeah, there's a fucking line. But you know, what I don't think that didn't do what it's supposed to why is it so syrupy now no man no that's it didn't do shit that's got to go this is gonna go this is like fucking mold man

right now oh Jesus Christ fucking messing chips man I'm proud of you're actually clean up for the first you know what because you're gonna just fucking leave it there man I come back's gonna be furry and well if I threw it out you'd be where the fuck's the fucking Rusty ring. Just a second. I just got to make sure it doesn't get me, man. Right on, man. Well, thank you for cleaning up my fucking bar.

I'm just leaving that out there, bud. Sounds good. Bye-bye, rusty ring. Fuck you. Let's get into it. Okay. We're going to get some drunks. This is the funnest part of my fucking day right here.

The drunks of the week. The drunks of the week. Come on, Chipper. Give it to us, you, motherfucker. Sometimes the dums look like they got hurt really bad. Oh yeah, this guy's got the speed wobble. You know what? This guy's famous.

Is he? No. But I've seen this before. This guy, this is... He's just going back. No. No, he's going forward. Oh, this is awesome right here.

And he's... Big conversation going on on the phone. Man, and it's fucking early. I thought this was her buddy Troy. Looks just like him. Wow. He fucking... Fucking, he got her together.

Does he even come back? No, he's done. All right. That was a fucking pretty good speed wobble. But, you know, I think we're missing some footage because there's, like, I've seen him he was way worse than that. It might have been a different video.

All right, we've got a guy leaning on a fence here. A lot of fences in these drunk fucking... Because they need support. You can't fucking tell, is he trying to kiss or he fucking zoned out? Yeah, is he trying to... Is that like a fucking sweat mark on his back? What is that?

Fucked. Somebody spilled something on his back. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's got to leave. I don't think he's pissing. Is he throwing up into the tree? He was pissing.

How come he's got a pissing on his back, though? Oh. Face plan. Did he even get his fly up? He's down. Oh, that's got a fucking hurt. He's getting up. Wow

That looks like it's in the afternoon, eh? Look, just fucking wood Lay he drunk Wow, okay I got a guy on the sidewalk Oh, he's, yeah Fucking, whoa Whoa, whoa

Oh Oh no, no Oh Almost got hit by a car Oh, oh, it's a fuck I almost goes on a fire And the state goes back the other way He's crawling

Oh, he's hurt. Is that the cops? Yeah. You know this isn't fucking North America when. Yeah, you got a ladder as a cop car. What's this guy doing? Where the fuck is it? He's saying, help me up, bud.

He's back on his feet. He's fine, on. He's fine, huh? He's good. Okay. Well, who are you thinking? Oh, man, definitely Leahy fucking pisser. I don't know.

What do you think? All right. I mean you did do a good fucking face yeah you know what yeah that was fucking awful and he probably still

I've been there and that sucks he probably wasn't probably probably wasn't probably probably zipped up when he no he fucking hit the pavement

or the sidewalk face first definitely did some damage for some reason he's got someone pissed on his back or something he's gonna look on his face

he's just fuck but a face right in the trees and then he just fucking can't slow down whoa And he's down for a bit. All right, congrats to the drunken... You were the fucking Leahy, drunk of the week.

We're all done. Good going, man. All right, the dums of the week. Dummy of the week. Let's see. Tramplean. What the fuck was he trying to do? Why, I have no idea, man.

He's out. I don't understand what he was fucking trying to do. It doesn't flip. like it looks like he was trying to land on that bailout yeah oh god definitely had to that was a pretty loud fucking bang off the ground that was fucked what's this dummy trying to do oh it's just a dancer I guess is that a nid turtle the fuck's he got He's shimmering, okay, shimmy in. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Try to crowd surf and not to not. No one's, no one's going to try to fucking catch that fucking guy. I like this move. That was a, no. God. He tries to jump into a fucking crowd of old people.

Well, he was fucking what? It had to be 300. He was looking like 300. That's not an easy fucking person to crowd serve. All right, just people being drunk. Okay, whoa, whoa, was that in the quorum? What the fuck did he hit? He was trying to do this.

The fish tank. No! Fish tank, man. Are you fucking serious, bud? He didn't have the fucking distance. Oh, my God. Look, his buddy is just losing it. Oh, my God.

Must be his fish tank. Fuck. That's some dummies. Was that three fucking dumbs? Yeah. The trampoline flipper. I mean... God, they're all fucking...

They're all really dumb, man. Fuck. I might have to go with... I don't know. The guy in the fucking trampoline. No, the fucking fish tank. You're in a fish tank. I mean, that's a story.

Yeah. You're not just fucking yourself up. You're fucking up. You're fucking up a bunch of fish. Buddy was probably attached to the fish. You know what people are like. All right. You especially know.

You are officially the dummy of the week. Dummy. Dummy of the week. Dumber than fucking Corey or Trevor and Jake. Way fucking dumber. Those dumb asses. All right. So you know what?

We mentioned this last week. Or did you want to... We're going to talk about those clips. Okay. Or we have these nice fucking emails the people signed into us. Which was nice of them. I don't know.

What would you rather do? Do you want to do a clip and then this? Do you want to do this and end with the clip? Let's do this first, man. Let's do this and then we'll get the clip. This was an idea about DVDs, because you mentioned them, I guess. Yeah.

Apparently, whoever has the most DVDs will be really wealthy one day. If the internet ever fucking blows up, goes down, cyber attack, or AI locks us out. Holy fuck. Is that true? I have a fucking shit DVDs.

I've got hundreds of fucking DVDs. A lot of them are the same. Our CD's also going to be worth money if you can't stream music and shit? I think anything fucking goes, man. Wow. I never even thought of that. I'm not going to fucking throw them out or sell them.

I wanted to. Things could just shut down one day. You're right. And then you're left with it. Hopefully, you know what we need? DVD players. That's what the fuck we need. The DVD exchange.

We could start up Blockbock Busters Lake again. What fuck we call it? We'd have to do cyber attack busters. Look up the Carrington event that will freak you out. It will happen again at some point.

The Carrington event? Yeah. Don't know what that is, but I'm scared to fucking find out. Me too. Actually, I'm going to ask Google what is the Carrington event? We'll tell you. I'll give you a little taste of what it is, man. And Kirk here says, Explore the Lucy, Julian,

Ricky interaction. Some think Trinity was actually Julian's dad. What was that? Whoa. Something Trinity was actually Julian's dad. Oh, fuck. You know what?

I'm not sure how that would work. Listen. There are plenty of hints in the early episodes. No, no, no, no. What the fuck is that all about? Check out this, the Carrington event. Okay. This shit happened.

All right. It was the most powerful fucking geomagnetic storm ever reliably recorded. It occurred September 1859. Back then, nothing, none of this shit. shit matter technology wow man to send a fucking cloud of charged particles towards the earth

Jesus fuck if this was to happen now yeah some shit would happen so I'm not sure if it's going to happen but if it did happen we've got a lot of DVDs

and and I think we should be going to flea markets and picking up as many as we possibly can who sent this who sent that fucking email that was just good idea. Wilkins. Vince Wilkins. See, I like the way you think, Vince. That's fucking great, man. And we're using shit we already have for fuck, sakes. Nice. You know what? I can't wait to watch

Goodfellows again on DVD. You know what I mean? Yeah, I always liked a good DVD. Like, fuck, just throw in the DVD. You're watching Goodfellows, man. This is from Pookie Bear. Hi, Ricky. My name Sophie. I'm from the U.S. Here's my question. When you were under the... the influence of the lightly packed cone, aka weed. What kind of music do you listen to a whole high? I'm all over the place. I definitely like some rock and roll, but I also like to do reggae, definitely some tragically hip.

You always have the hip on, man. Me as well, some reggae is good. Reggae makes you happy, man. A little rach. Ficked up. Reggae in the summertime when you're baked is not a bad. time oh man sitting around tribal seeds travel seeds revolution yeah fucking great man there's oh there's so many good fucking mergue man's it you know what I feel that going

somewhere drinking on a deck let's just some tunes it's going to be hot of today by the way good it's like 35 hot drinks all right man what else do we got park after dark who's this from this is a long one I want to share some ideas on see I wish I was 13 Yeah, we are going to talk about that. We discussed that. Yeah, we are going to talk about it. Different liquor segment, different liquors we have. Live tour, potential ideas, places you guys can visit.

Yeah, all over that. Food parents, talk about different types of food snack ideas for when you're drinking or smoking. For example, having pizza always helps me. Yeah, I like, well, we just ordered some fucking fast food. You order some fucking Harvey's. You know what? And the American people and other people around the world, they don't even know what Harvey's is

man. Nope. It's a Canadian. It's a very Canadian. It's not probably for everyone. It's not for everybody, but it's fucking good, man. In fact, if I didn't eat it when I was younger,

I probably would never eat it again. Probably me as well. All right. New Rickieisms. Discuss new Rickyisms. See, those are, I mean... I don't know what that means. Well, what's a Rickyism?

Basically, they want us to get fucking, you severely wasted, and then we just talk. That's what it is, basically. Okay. You know what I don't understand. When the going gets tough, the tough get rowing. Why?

Like, why would you want to row just to get rid of stress? No, it's... It doesn't matter. All right. All right, somebody said, you know what? I was a fucking rowboat, but somebody what? It's kind of, you're not... Never going.

Alex. You're watching, is this the one from Alex, Greaves? Okay, what about it? He's saying we should have like an escape room. you provide drinks and smoke with the people before they go in we try to build an escape we did like again did I dream that or did we have one but we should that's not a bad idea I we should fucking we should go to one sometime and try to get out of it film it you could price it for 20 20 quid okay we'd have to it'd be different dude because we don't do quid I'd take it Steve 30 minutes

there saying bringing guests from the parrach not just Randy well we would like to do that? We're working on it. Yeah. You know what? We should even throw this out there. Anybody out there is, like, good at communicating with people, like, to get guests and maybe think of some fucking segments for real and maybe even get paid.

Who knows? Yeah. I bet you they would pay. Like fucking write in. Say you're good at this shit. If you got a resume or something, send it on in for fuck sakes. Yep. Because a lot of people say they're good at that shit and they're not.

you know what I mean? I've got one here from Riley Wells. I like that last name. Yeah. Gualf Ontario. Talk about why does Kraft dinner just keep trying stuff, like KD cheesecake,

KD. Raman? I don't know. What's a good question? Because everything they try seems to be a bit fucked to me, but I guess they want you to try it so that you think it's fucked

and then you go back to eat more of the regular shit. I don't know. why do people open their front door without pants on? Does that happen? I didn't know that was a thing. I don't even... Some people do?

I mean, I've opened my front door in my underwear, I guess, but... Do you think that's something maybe that's going on down south a bit more than it would have here? Because... Is it like a TikTok trend? I don't know, man. No, it's just because it's fucking hot down south band is telling me to hear. And maybe you don't want to fucking throw pants on or even shorts. You just want to walk to the...

the front door man well you could put shorts on well yeah did like are they talking underwear or what just says with their pants okay so they probably got an underwear on i don't bring one thing to jail with you what would you bring and no tools to escape what would you bring but well i mean the more money that's a tough question i normally try to bring if i knew i was going to jail i'd try to bring a little tiny piece of captains covered hashish or something Money. If you can bring any kind of something, you got to stay in. Case of good chicken fingers, maybe.

Yeah, a bank account so you can get some shit at the commissary, man. You need some money in the fucking bag. Cash. Money. If you can sneak it in. But the thing is, when you get to jail, if you get the right connections, you can always get whatever the fuck you want. That's true.

All right. Are we done with that? Jesus, fuck. We don't get much time here. And we already said we're going to watch a fucking clip. So, Chip. Hold on a second. We got one, this is a question.

Dear Julian and Ricky, first question for Ricky, two summers ago in Buffalo when you did beers with the boys, you gave me a nug of weed because you had too much on you. Didn't want to bring it across the border. That sounds about right.

Thing is, I actually live in L.A. And I didn't want to fly with it, so I mailed it to myself in a package of catnip. I don't own a cat, but it looked close enough to weed, so it seemed like a good cover. It arrived safe and sound, but when I opened the package,

it looked like a bunch of catnip dust, got all over the weed. I've been reluctant to smoke it. ever since because what would weed laced with catnip do to a human being person I don't fucking just smoke it man I know two year old weed isn't ideal even without the catnip but I'd like your advice on the matter

yes I have access to all the legal weed I want here so should I just keep it as a memento or smoke it in your honor I don't fuck I mean if I could get other shit I would probably smoke it oh it's smoking it was good access to as much you want I don't know if I'd smoke catnip laced weed I probably would if I would no It's just like a fucking, it's just like putting the back on it, man.

Yeah, it's the same thing. Yeah, fuck, go for it. It's like putting rosemary in. Or say it as a fucking memento. It's hilarious. I can do it, man. Or save half it, roll one, John's Steve. Here's a good one for you, bud.

Julian, just got my first kettlebell. You could use some tips on how to use it. I'm not trying to get gigantic sexy muscles like yourself. I'd like to tone up a bit. Do you have any kettle ball exercises you can recommend? Or should I just go fuck myself? Wow, it depends on what fucking how much the kettlebell bell is. and how much you can lift i guess i don't know you can lift them you can do curls with them you can

fucking do them like that do you know shoulder workouts you can do that between your legs i don't fucking know what i don't know just you know fair bit it's just just do just do something with it you know what you do you go on to the fucking youtube or instagram or any of that and you put in cattle kettle bell fucking things exercise there you go but good luck This is from Dear Goblin. Dear Goblin. My name is Arlo, and I am autistic, and it turns out your show Trailer Park Boys is my special interest. I wanted to ask specifically, Ricky, two questions.

Do you watch anything while you're high? Yes, I certainly do. Lots of fucked-up shows. Very fucked. I like animation or definitely. No, you know what show. I watch a lot of crime shows, just because it might help me get away with something, you know, research. Yeah, but then.

Different jobs. You go from like that kind of a show to How's It Made? Where there's like no dialogue and you're just watching some fucking something getting made like hula hoops or something. Yeah. Or ball bearings. And that fucking entertains the shit out of you, man. Yeah, some of the How's it Made is kind of cool. But yeah, I look crime shows and fucking funny animation.

I don't know. How's it made? I'm telling that. That's his go-to. I'm also curious if you have ADHD, Ricky. I don't know I think most people do these days don't they

Sure I guess Does it seem like I do? You know what? I think you might man What are the symptoms? Just like fucking You think about five things At the same time basically

Oh yeah You do think Yeah I've got that Especially when you're high And I thought it was just the drugs A lot of people that have ADHD They like to

They like to drink And smoke Lots of marijuana Really? Yeah so I can blame it on that you can yeah it calms you down man I don't see how it does

because you're still fucking Erlo I guess maybe I do Maybe he does All right let's boogie Oh we got this one fucking clip Let's just show this this is uh You talked about this one Yeah

This is one we're I think we're going to the bank Trying to get alone weren't we Yeah you may or may not have had a buzz on I may or may not have And my Three of my four breaks decided to shit the bed. I like to do a little squeal when I'm pulling up the places,

but this particular time did not go quite as planned, and I almost slid out into some oncoming traffic. Yeah, so this is it. It's going way too fast, the longest squeal ever, and I had to go over on the sidewalk to avoid going out of the street. And that's scary. But didn't it go a little further? Like, didn't they stop? it because I think we still went a little bit further. Well, I had to go. We were supposed to stop way back and I fucking slid. I had to go up on the sidewalk to stop us. We wouldn't have right out into the fucking traffic.

Because you can see everybody the traffic is still moving pretty fast in front of us. Look, there's a car that we... We came pretty fucking close to Spring Garden Road and the traffic was flying by, yeah, that could have been real bad. I remember one of those producer decks came out. He's like, what the hell you do? you can't do that? Fuck off.

You know what? It wasn't spring garden. My fucking brakes failed, bud. And I don't think it was Spring Garden Road, man. It was in Dartmouth. What? It was down in Alderney. No, man.

Right down by the ferry terminal. It was right at the end of the fucking downtown, right past the pizza joint. I don't think. And that was that road. Oh, yeah, man. The ferry tourne was right in front of you. All right.

I think so, man. Could be. I don't know. See, you had a good buzz on. Or maybe not. No, that's the quarter of us. No. What the fuck was it?

That was downtown? I think so. Holy shit. Okay, I had a buzz on. Yeah, it was the bank of Montreal. It was the bank of fucking... I used to have that bar upstairs. I don't even know.

Yeah, man. That was fucked up. Good call. You got a good memory, man. What was the other one you weren't to talk about? Wasn't there one with... Oh, there's this one. Our little fucking mountain lion.

The mountain lion... That was terrifying. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. This fucking cat was... ferocious See, we didn't see the part After that

What happens The cat tried to come back out And then he flipped around And Bubbles closed the door And almost closed it on his stale That would have been, yeah As we were getting in the front seat Yeah

Yeah And this is where the thing was Sniffing my nuts During this scene And they had to stop And they had to stop You just press your paw Under there

And Bob was right Bobbs was like, because it was the production, you needed to handlers. You had to pay them a bunch of money. And he was like, bullshit, I can fucking handle this cattle. He probably could have, I guess. He could have. Because when the guy started freaking on, when the thing was sniff on my nuts.

Oh, he's like, one thing, do not step on his tail or you will be fucked. Yeah. And, I mean, Bobb's doesn't see the best. So I was a little nervous. Well, that was, yeah, maybe having a handle. And the fucking guy had puncture wounds all over his arm. So I'm like, okay, this guy's been. fucking attacked.

He's been bit. Come on, now look. Well, he was a beautiful cat. He was fucking terrifying. You know what? I wouldn't want to be around him all the time. You'd be like on edge. And once you're around one, you'd be like, can you imagine being in the wild

and getting attacked by one of those fuckers? No, man. Man. All right, we got to go. His fucking teeth. Yeah, let's not imagine getting eaten by a mountain lion. All right. Steve French.

All right. Hope he's doing all. All right. Okay, you know what? I'm getting a good buzz on here. Good. I need more liquor. I'm ready to give her for the rest of the night.

All right, should we sign off, as they say, in the biz? Yeah. Do you got a good one? No. I'm just going to say cheers, everybody. Stay sexy, everybody. Stay sexy. Still summer.

Keep partying. If you got any ideas or comments about park after dark, you can write us at pad stuff at trailer park boys. That's P-A-D-S-T-U-F-F at Trailerparkboys.com. Nice spelling, man. Was it right? Yeah. Nice.