Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 8 - Kama Sutra Ricky

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

You know Jacques or Jacques knows you? Ricky's cop trick came unstuck in New Brunswick - find out who saved the day! The Boys also investigate the rock band that doesn't exist, and why you shouldn't shove a live eel up your arse. Plus: A bang a day keeps Ricky's sads away!

Weekly episodes now on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Alright. Here we are. Where'd you get the bread Ricky? No idea. You don't know where that came from. I think I baked it. Wait a second. That's fake. What? I. I think I baked it. Wait a second.

That's fake. What? I guess I didn't bake it. That's sponges. Oh yeah, man. That's a fucking sponge. Does it smell good? Where did you get the fake brad at? Look at that. That's sponge brad.

Throw a little molasses on her. He's definitely gonna be eating these. Have you been eating these? These are actual sponges, Ricky. That's what Subway is, isn't it? Yoga mats. I'm definitely gonna be eating these. Have you been eating these? These are actual sponges, Ricky. That's what Subway is, isn't it? Yoga mats. Not anymore, but they did used to put yoga mat material into their subbread.

I haven't been able to eat it since, actually. Or do yoga. Exactly, I never did yoga. You used to do yoga. I didn't fucking do yoga. You were right into yoga. When? When the fuck did I? I remember you had your little gray tights. You used to do yoga. I didn't fucking do yoga. You were right into yoga. When? When the fuck did I?

I remember you had your little gray tights. Yoga pants, yeah. Little yoga pants and you used to invent moves. He's lying. Lying. Called the sideways sock job. Sounds good. No, but he was performing it.

Yeah, you don't want... I don't do that shit, man. We haven't done this for a bit. Have we what my one of these little? Park after the dark last week Ricky. Oh, was it? Yes What was the name? Okay, what's a Fredericton? We were in Fredericton. Yeah, those are while you drove Really fast. There's the greatest fucking highway in the world to speed on by the way You were hitting 200 in that fucking car, man. I don't think we hit 200, but it was fast. I think we did hit 200. Yeah Then we had a little incident pulled over

Apparently in New Brunswick and all had to have three doors in your fucking car, which I didn't know I don't know. That's pretty much every province, I think, Ricky. But, jeeps. Jeeps have no doors. Yeah, it's a bit of a gray area. And unfortunately, the officer, I know you guys thought he was good looking, but he barely spoke English, which was.

He was handsome. He thought he was handsome. I thought he was a dick. You thought he was handsome, though. He has a dick. You thought he was handsome though. He has a little French accent. You said he had a nice body. I didn't say he had a nice fucking body, man. It's pretty hard to fucking talk your way out of shit

when you barely speak the language. That is a problem. And he was mad at me. He's like, your fucking last name is Le Fleur. Well, I don't know if he didn't say that because it was French. But I say my last name is Le Fleur and I should be fucking bilingual- bilingual-o? Bilingual-o. B should be fucking bilingual. Bilingual? Bilingual.

Bilingual. Bilingual. Bilingual. Close enough. Anyway, Bub saved the day. You can just say bye, Ricky. Alright, I'm bye. You're bye.

Bub saved the day with a little...fit of tears. I wasn't a fit of tears. I took a fucking hornet off the eye Well, whatever was I mean you gave him a tug in his cruiser. You were back there for a long time. Oh Tugged him. I did no I wasn't crying French guy. I Took a big or a mocked-out fucking horn long, came in, slipstreamed under my lens, fucking pinned me in the eye. So my eye was watering. Whatever it was, it worked,

because we were getting a fucking bunch of tickets, and then all of a sudden we were told we could go, which was nice. I just didn't think he wanted to deal with this, man. He had it kinda like, I'm frustrated with you guys, like, get the fuck out of my face. Plus everybody's speeding on that Iowa. We had people fucking flying by us man. I had a good fucking time. It was good. I had a good drunk. Where were we? At the new casino in St. Mary's. What was it called though?

The what TQ I forget now. What the? You know. Walla stock. There you go. Walla stock? Walla stock casino. Good people, we were treated like fucking amazing. Wanted a bit of money too.

And the fucking drugs and shit that was given to me, it was insane. There was a lot man. Maple syrup with whiskey. Homemade hash. Bullshine, hash. What was that maple syrup? Is that a whiskey hash joints maple syrup whiskey, wasn't it? Yeah, do you taste that yet? Nope I'm not sure that was whiskey. I think it was whiskey infused maple syrup. I was gonna put it on my fucking pan case It is it's maple syrup with that came from a whiskey barrel

So it's probably got a little bit darker and got's darker and got a little hint of something lovely. Yeah. And they had D9 joints. D9 joints. Is that why I get so fucked up? I guess, I was fucked up. I thought they were oil joints, but they were D9? D9.

And did you guys get a little, look like a little hash coin? Yeah, homemade hash, gumball. Didn't try it yet, but. I got some of that too. I got a thing. To make a gumball, man. Is that what that is? I'll take yours. No, you won't. Well, you don't want to smoke it, do you? I might.

And next we're off to fucking Edmonton, Winnipeg. When is that, boys? We're journeying, boys. We're fucking busy. We are the journeying. I think we leave Friday. Yeah. This Friday coming up?

Yep. No, we don't. Yeah, we're playing. We go away this fucking Friday coming up. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Yep leave Friday. Yeah. This Friday coming up? Yep. No, we don't. Uh-huh. Yeah, we're playing. We go away this fucking Friday coming up. Yep. Yeah. Jesus fuck, I did not prepare for this shit.

So we're where? We're Edmonton Friday, Saturday, Winnipeg Sunday? Are you kidding me? Yeah. It's the great outdoor comedy fest, right? Great outdoor comedy festival. The shit rockers are gonna play. I don't fucking believe you guys.

Do we know what we're doing yet? It's July, yes, this weekend. July 17th or whatever the fucking weekend is. Alright, just gonna confirm it so we're not fucking lying to people. Nigger! The fuck off, phone. I'll tell you, I've got it right here on my phone box. Come out and see us get some tickets.

July 19th in Edmonton, July 20th in Winnipeg. Boom! We are gonna shake it up. You know what? Are we getting fucked up? I'm getting drunk on stage big time. I don't do that much, but I'm doing it this time. Do we know what we're doing on stage?

We're gonna have fucking fun. I'm playing a goddamn show with the shit rockers and you better not fuck it up. All right, you know what? That sounded like fucking someone begging for me to fuck that up. No. That's what it sounds like to me.

No. It's like come on stage and fuck shit up. No, I'm literally telling you not to do that. Yeah, but you're playing. Can I sell shit off the stage at least? Can I sell, like, make some money? Sell what? Why do you got to sell something every time?

You can sell homemade buns. What kind of buns? You could sell fake bread. Yeah. Who wants a croissant that you'll fucking, you'll eat it, and then it'll swell up in your stomach and kill you? I'm gonna sell it. I'm gonna sell it.

My little French baguette is... fucking keeping me up at night. Oof. She's a squirrely one. This one? No, no. That's keeping you up at night? No, man.

This is a new little girl that I'm... My little girl that I guess I'm kind of seeing. Jesus Murphy, Ricky's got a... French girlfriend. From France. Called Baguette. I wonder, you know what, she should try to teach you how to speak French. Just a few things.

She's taught me a couple things. Like what? Baguette. Does she play with your baguette? Ha ha ha. Get it? I'll touch your leg. Is that what you mean?

It's getting some action. Right on. Ricky's getting banged. It's getting some action. Right on, Ricky's getting banged. It's a good thing. It's fucking great. You know what, you're fucking way more chilled out when you're getting bagged. Agreed.

Like I say, you're a much happier person. Yep. Yeah. It's good for all of us, man. Ricky likes to do the banging. Keep on banging, buddy, keep on banging. In fact, I don't even have anything ready because last night was a full-on fucking

three hours three hours Not well all at once You don't know what he's like staying back in the fucking 90s Yeah, call my suit for a suit to a Ricky You don't mean you had your hips going for three hours, do you? Not, no, no, but there was a lot of shit going down in three hours. Yeah?

Jesus, she's, yeah, she's, she can't satisfy her. Well, you can, but she wants it more and more. Anyway, I don't even talk about it's personal shit, guys. It's making your bird hard. I can feel the table raising up over that dress. Yeah, we gotta get this going All right, let's do this. This is park after dark everybody. Welcome. We're in Sony Vail Trilla Park We're having a good time and Ricky's getting banged. What happened to the wings of this? Where did the wings go off the dreamliner?

You can almost have a car like that long Long car the biggest limousine in the world landing gears fucked in the front two buffs 7-8. There's the Dreamliner. That's what went down in India right there. She took off. They've had some war issues, haven't they? They figure what the fuck happened? Well, they lost thrust, obviously. Double bird? I don't think it would have been a double bird.

I remember I gassed fuel contamination. I wonder if they came up with that yet. Still can't believe that cocksucker walked away from that. That was nuts. Yeah, that one guy. I think he might be Jesus. What happened in that Air India flight that crashed? Okay, boys, we're talking about

some pretty down things right now. First we're talking about banging, everybody's happy. That's a good thing. Now we're talking about some pretty down things right now first we're talking about banging everybody's that's a good thing now We're talking about these things Jesus man Crashing why do you got to break everything? What is wrong with your fucking brain? What is wrong with your fucking brain? Why do you got to smash things? I'm here to try to make you think people enjoy it Seeing Julian's big muscle smash and stuff. is that what it is? No, man. He's Park Cave Man. I'm not Park Cave Man, I'm just on edge.

I think we all are. You should take Parkour maybe. No, man. Jump from building to building to get in here. You know what I need? I need to get banged like Ricky. He's happy. Yep.

I'm not happy. Bye Ricky, did you say? No, like Ricky. Fuck sakes, and you're just in the middle. You're like, I don't need to do anything. Well, there's lots of options fucking walking around these days. I know there is, man, but it's hard to find love these days. Love.

There's that one girl who's been sort of eyeing you up. Who? Well, yeah. She's from, where's she from? India, I think. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. But you know, I... What's she from? India, I think. But you know, I... Noises. It's, you know, it's one of those families that are...

She does have kids. That's a fact. That's a tough one. I don't know if I can be a dad, man. I don't know. I don't think you can. Well, shut the fuck up. Maybe I can, man. All right, we're going to talk about other things in the world. Bubs, you're in a band. How many views do you have? You're in?

Do you? You are. Oh. Not you're in band. All right, Bubs. Why? Are you on Spotify with your music? I hate cell.

How many fucking listeners do you have? Don't know. Well. How many would could check? I'll look it up. Look it up right now because this is, I'm gonna tell you, this is where technology's going, Bobbs. What is?

AI. I don't get it. Okay, there's an AI-generated band that's getting over one million fucking listeners in Spotify in just two weeks. Are they any good? Well, I don't fucking know. I didn't check it out.

I don't even have Spotify. Come on, claim something like that and we don't get to hear it. I was just saying, this is what the fucking news thing is, man. It's on the news. How many do you got, bubs? I'm just waiting to see here. He's not AI generated.

Bob was on the shit rocker. That's what I'm saying. What's this saying? I'm in the wrong location. What are you talking about? Computer music might be better than fucking real music. That's what I'm, maybe. No.

I mean, there's not a lot of heart and soul behind it. If you're hard to see them play live, they don't exist. Robots. You get a fucking robot up playing, man. I wanna see a fucking human playing, giving her, rocking out. Wait, now what? Asking me to give them an R, not some fucking robot.

A robot can sing. Give me an R, fuck off. No, they can fucking sing, man. They don't talk like that. You can't even tell, Ricky. There's not like, it's way more advanced than the Jetsons. You sound like the fucking guy in the Jetsons. How would the robot sing the Helix stuff?

Give me an R, no. See, no, man. K, C. C no man. K. No. What do you have? What do you got on you? Yeah, see, not the same. It'd be fun. So did you find out you have props? No. Am I moving on?

No, but I'm still looking. In the meantime, can we hear this fucking AI band? Bobbles and the Shit Rockers, here we are. Is it like a boy band? This is them right there, that's a picture of them. But they're, that's just, that's AI, but not real people. They look like a fucking rock band though, don't they?

Yeah, they look like they be fucking. They look like the dudes, remember that movie, Almost Famous? Yeah. They look like those dudes. This guy doesn't fit in though. Let me see. Here we go, Bubbles and the shit rockers.

That guy's a fuck, you can tell he's like either a bass player or a keyboard. Yeah, he doesn't, I don't know. They're always kinda like- How do you tell how many people are listening to your stuff? I don't know, I don't have one of those. ["The Angels"] They're just drinking with the angels, boys.

But it doesn't say how many people listen to it. That's weird man. I mean it must mean zero. Fuck me. All right so you don't know. Do you know the name of the fucking band. Oh, it's go to me. You never knew me. He was the legend of the record. No, I don't. What's the name of the band? What a fucking news story. Jesus fucking Christ. The Velvet Sundown.

The Velvet Sundown. What a dumb name. Let's listen to these motherfuckers. I've heard the song. It's just a conglomeration of all the 70s fucking rock bands. AI just took a little piece from each one. Sounds like somebody's jealous. What are they called?

Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. The Velvet Sundown. It's just a conglomeration of all the 70s fucking rock bands Hey, I just took a little piece from me sounds like somebody's jealous. What are they called velvet?

The they need some velvet sundown and their first song is dust on the wind. That's here Oh, I wonder where that fucking got garnered from. Oh, yeah This is all made by computers, Ricky. Nobody actually played this. I can, I already know the songs are ripping off, a lot of them. Sounds like fucking that song by Johnny Cash. No it doesn't. Hoo! Look who's getting into it.

See? Computers. Look who's gettin' into it! See? Computer! Okay, I don't hate it. I don't hate it. I'll never look through it again. How many fuckin' songs do they have? They got a whole album. So who's making the money off these motherfuckers? Whoever fucking designed them.

Alright, Bob, you know about this shit. Why don't you fucking make up an AI band? I don't want an AI band. I want a real fucking band where I write the songs and play them. Do I gotta get into this shit? You could have an AI band, I want a real fucking band where I write the songs and play them. Do I gotta get into this shit? You could have an AI band called Muscle Beach. I'm having an AI band. And I wanna pick the sound.

Okay. It's not... I mean that's okay. Alright, you know what we should do? We should form an AI band together. The three of us. Why? Then we're just gonna argue about the music. No, we'll have a... What would your AI band band be called Ricky?

I'm gonna need a minute for that one What would yours be called muscle Beach blood splatter? Blood splatter so they're like a heavy metal kind of like Iron Maiden blood spatter Jesus Murphy Can you imagine the videos and what are the songs songs about? Mostly about muscles and working out? Women. Women. Beautiful women.

Cars. Cars, fast cars, beautiful women. Muscles. Working, there's gotta be one working out song. Pump It. Yeah, okay, Pump It. You know what, I wanna do like that. Pump the iron, pump it, pump the iron, pump it.

Like a heavy metal kind of rap tune, that's about that maybe. A heavy metal dance tune. Yeah, pump it. Pump it, pump it. That's what you should start a heavy metal dance band. Pump the iron. Heavy metal dance band.

Fuck, boys. There's heavy metal dance bands. Do you guys ever have like a stomach ache? I'm gonna be an anonymister. What is it? Anonymister. I'm gonna wear something over my head, maybe a beer box. Like the Unknown Comic, remember that motherfucker? Yes I do.

Was that guy, did he make money or what? Yes, he made a fucking fortune. Is he dead now? What's wrong with that? Did you ever find out who he is? How much money did the unknown comic make holy fuck is this what the show is? Oh? He was Canadian I didn't know that nice of course I won known for his performances on the gong show remember the gong show Murray Langston his name was not unknown He was not unknown.

He was, uh, used the stage name, the Unknown Comic. He used to wear the bag on his head like your mother used to do down at the pier. It's the only way she could get business. I don't know if I've ever been with a woman with a bag over her head. Twice DeVore? Oh, I'm sure. You should've. You should've. There's a song. I've been there, bud. Okay, how much did he make?

We've got to know the... How much did he roll in? As of 2015, the, uh, Langston has resided in Bathurst, New Brunswick. Fucking unknown comic. I know, he lives in Bathurst. We went right by that fucking place. We passed him the other day. We could... We should have him on this show. Let's get that motherfucker on there. Let's get the unknown comic on here

and put the bag on his head. We tie him up, we take the bag off. Or we light it on fire. Or we light it on fire. But remember, and then remember he came out and he was a ventriloquist and he had the little bag on his hand? Yeah.

Remember that? Yeah. He was very inspirational. Okay, how much money did this guy make? Is he like well-off or anything like that? I don't think so. He lives in Bathurst. He lives in Bathurst. I don't think he's rolling in it, maybe.

You guys got anything exciting to talk about or just this guy? Yeah, I was just saying, do you guys ever have a stomach ache and you're like aching? You're like, oh what the fuck is wrong with me? This is what happened to this guy who's 33. He went into the hospital. He had a one-foot fucking eel in his gut. Can you imagine? How the fuck does that happen now?

Jesus. How don't you know there's a one-foot fucking eel going down your throat? Did he grow in his gut or he ate it? No, he must have ate it, man. I don't know. Was he swimming? I'd say he was fucked up.

He passed out in an eel aquarium. Just a sec. Okay Can eels walk on land? Oh It pierced his stomach Ended up in his abdominal cavity. Oh He's hard as a board. I don't understand how he didn't fucking wasn't aware of it. I Didn't go up his earthse, did it? No. It might have swam up his arse once. It's floored the Man's Avenue and they were shocked, discovered, live eel, okay?

I gotta know more. Alive eel? What the fuck? How was it staying alive? What was it eating? What was it breathing? Shit. They got that slimy film on it.

Maybe that had something to do with it. That makes the last of the breath. It might have been a shit breather, Ricky. Shit. Yeah. Do animals, is there animals that have shit lungs? I think so. The shit lung beaver. The shit gills.

The shit gilled beaver has them. You can take some shit and make oxygen. No word of what happened to the eel, though. Fuck the eel. Motherfucker. You know where the fucking unknown comic revealed himself? Where? No. In the early the fucking unknown comic revealed himself where In the early 80s he revealed himself on an episode of real people

When the show's host pulled off the bag over his head who he was probably I remember that You do I do not I'm gonna fucking look and I give a fuck Hmm Murray Langston. There you go. Whoa! What? You're right, it went up the guy's ass. That's how it got in there? I knew it.

Well, he put it in there. Oh, he put it in there. So he was a dirty motherfucker. So he knew what the fuck was in there. He put a live eel up his arse on purpose. I thought maybe it swam in there when he was at the, down in the river. Oh, he's saying he sat on it accidentally.

Oh yeah, sat on a live eel. He was fucking underwearing everything. Like, come on dude. He was rifling the thing up his arse. What a weird thing to put in your arse. Yeah. Why would you choose an eel? Well, because it's probably flopping around.

Is it because of the slime? They got a slimy kind of thing. It's like a lube and then it's going probably flopping around. Is it because of the slime? They got a slimy kind of thing, yeah. It's like a lube, and then it's gonna start... Don't eat it....flipping around. Don't they have teeth? I don't know. It's probably a toothless eel, I would say. At least it has fucking problems.

But we went to the hospital, and one fucker got a stomach ache. He should have just said, I've shoved an eel up my ass and it's still in there. He's kind of embarrassed, like, you're kind of, like, if you don't... What does he think? They're not gonna find it? Well, he's just like, I'm a dirty're kind of like, if you don't. What does he think? They're not gonna find it? Well, he's just like, I'm a dirty motherfucker. I stick eels up my ass.

Like, he had to lie, I guess. I don't know. It's embarrassing. This is a weird one. Can't be much weirder than that. Well, not as weird as an eel up the ass, but a boy neglected by a family spends time with dogs, and now he communicates by barking with them.

Oh. Isn't that fucking crazy? Like he can actually understand what they're saying. He's a barker. I don't buy it. He's eight years old, man. I don't buy it. He's probably just barking.

His mother was a drug addict, fucking idiot. Didn't spend any time with this kid, so he's just hung out with the dogs. And now he speaks dogese. Now he speaks dogese. I don't think dogs even know what the fuck they're saying. Oh, they do, man. They communicate. I don't know.

They make noises and bark at each other, but is saying any words? Well, it's just... They do. It's your dog. I don't fucking know. You shouldn't just start barking at them, Ricky. Buzz, that's what dog, I don't fucking know. You know what? You should just start barking at them Ricky. Buzz, that's what we gotta do. Can we get AI to fucking figure out what a dog barks? It's already done it. Oh yeah.

Oh really? They already figured out how animals communicate. AI can figure out cat language, dog language. I wanna know what gorillas are saying. We're all gonna be dead in about a year anyway boys. Is that all we got? Not even probably. Why?

Because AI is gonna reach super intelligence and then once it does we're fucked. Well because you know what? Right now they're saying holograms, they got holograms coming out soon where you can actually touch them in general. Like this. Listen to this, you wanna hear a fact? Throw it at me, blow your tits out. What was Einstein's IQ? What was Albert Einstein's IQ? 160.

He was about 160. Whoa, what the fuck? Okay. That just brought your IQ up a bit. What was Stephen Hawking's IQ? Ah, fuck, I don't know. 160. Hawking was there.king's IQ fucking was there Thomas Chatterton was 180 Thomas Wolves Lee was 200 okay what's the highest recorded IQ

in history so the highest one 228 Marilyn Voss Savant. Fuck. Terrence Tao, he was 230, William James was over 250. Jesus Christ. Okay, wait now, Michael Kearney was. Can't imagine being smarter than I am. This guy was 400, Adragon de Mello. 400. God, fuck off. He was a computer man.

No, so anyway, highest IQ in the world. Okay, so there you go. No. So anyway, highest IQ in the world. Okay. So there you go. Got it. When AI reaches super intelligence, well first it's going to reach artificial general intelligence, AGI. And once it reaches that, it's going to take it about 10 to 20 minutes to program itself into super intelligence.

Shut up. Fuck. So it'll start writing its own code. When it gets to super intelligence, it's got the equivalent of IQ of a million. Whoa. Why did we want to do this? That's when you're getting in out of the dimensions, I bet, right? That's when that shit starts happening. I bet you can figure out space travel pretty quick. It's gonna have a fucking IQ of a million,

which basically, you know, it's a god at that point. And yeah, it'll just decide what it's gonna do. If it wants to fucking end the world, it'll just end it. It can instantly take over all the nuclear codes from every country, just say... I'll take those. Thank you your encryption Maybe that's a good idea. Maybe it's for peace your encryption is fucking stupid, but it might say you fucking dummy shouldn't have created me I'm gonna blow you up now watch this. See you're thinking about it all wrong I don't think that's the kid you watching too many fucking movies, but I'm just saying it could

Hawkins said we could see the Terminator become a reality. Oh, totally. He's probably almost out there right now. Yeah, flying around. Just these fucking things coming, just picking you apart with their fucking robot arms. Jesus, fuck. You just grab you and pull your arms off like a chicken wing. Well, you know what I heard? I heard mirrors. That's where they want to fucking...

That's what Elon Musk is all about. Fuck Elon Musk. Well, I just heard he's got the fucking thing that drills the holes underground. Yeah, bore. Then he throw, he's got the fucking solar panel company. The boring company. He's got the fucking robots coming.

He's gonna throw all that shit up in MERS and say, all right, motherfuckers. See ya. Start making a civilization, it'll be up there in a little while. That's if MERS is really up there in a little while. That's if Mars is really up there. Ah.

Are you flat earthing that? No, no. That's not what he means. He's talking about the simulation. I'm talking about what fucking reality even is. We've sent shit to Mars. And back. That doesn't mean it's what you think it is.

Ah. It's a lot, man. You know what? It's all part of the simulation. I need the simulation fucking drunk. You've ruined my fucking day It's all part of this. It doesn't change anything, but we're just holograms boys. I had a good morning and wake up Mm-hmm, and now my day's shit now. You had a good what a good morning What you got a you got a? Yes morning, you know what it was?

It was a digital, perfect. Was it real? Maybe it wasn't. It was a digital, It was digital banging, man. It was all numbers. Remember the guy on Sesame Street that only talked and sound effects,

he'd go into the hardware store. I'd like to speak that language. He'd be like, yeah, I'd like to buy a, Remember the guy we knew, Roscoe? He talked with whistles. You can tell exactly what he was saying from a whistle. Roscoe? How you doing, Roscoe? He was a weird... You know, I don't know...

He was a fuck dude. Let's try to have a whistle conversation. It's almost like R2-D2. There is a little R2 in there. All right, you know what? Edibles have started kicking in. I've got to go get drunk because I think we're only going to be here for another year, as you're saying. I'm getting wasted.

Every day? Maybe. Every day. Every day. If I'm assimilating, then my liver's just a bunch of fucking numbers. That's what you're saying? Can't they fix the fucking world instead of ruining it? No, it's just, I'm just telling you what's happening.

I've never liked robots, ever. They're not robots, though. I've never liked anything that has to do with whatever they're doing. You should get that on a t-shirt. So when I burp like that, that's just a bunch of numbers and shit coming out of me, right? Right, but the simulation. That's so fine.

I don't believe any of that. The simulation you're programmed to experience it. Let me throw up on you right now, see if it's fucking numbers. No, I don't want a bunch of numbers on me because it smells. The smell is a bunch of numbers. Boys, it doesn't change anything. Everything's the same. Well, you're fucking us up, Bugs. You still deal with everything. You don't be talking about this shit anymore. It doesn't change anything. Everything's

It's just not what you think it is it's ones and zeros, that's all all right. Well, it's actually cubits That's it Pretty much. I think no point of buying any I got enough hash for a year Yeah, I wouldn't even say a year myself, but... Oh, fuck. All right, I gotta go. All right, everybody. Cheers. Enjoy your last days in the simulation. Enjoy your last fucking days, I guess. People are gonna fuck...

No, I'm not saying it. All right, see ya.