Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 9 - A Chip Off The Ol' Cyrus

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

The Boys had bananas-on-bananas weekend of partying... but who stayed sober? Bubbles continues his air crash investigations, Ricky is hungry for Canada goose, and Julian wants to rent a granny. Plus: Are you man enough to knock a chip off Cyrus' shoulder?

New episodes every week on Trailer Pack Boys Plus. Subscribe now! So you're telling me the elephant's bird was how big? Ten feet. I don't know if it was ten. It was bigger than a horse. That's a whale. A whale. a whale. A horse is pretty big. A whale cock is like ten feet long, isn't it? A whale? I think it's the size of a dolphin. The size of a dolphin?

Isn't it? That's a big one. Oh, okay. Is this the one? Yes, yes, what do you think? Oh, I didn't know. I'm still fucking hungover from the weekend. That was a party.

Edmonton was fucking bananas, and then Winnipeg was bananas on bananas. Does that make sense? Bananas on bananas. I didn't even drink, boys. I feel like a million bucks. I didn't drink anything in a million bucks. Well, I'm just saying.

Not showing off. I'm just saying. I don't understand that. Fucking healthy, you are. If the booze is free, How can you not indulge? Because there was a lot of free booze. You got a lot of power will there was free orange crash, too That's what you had. That's why yes fucking running around Thought you're on crack. No orange grass my orange crush

Follow me don't follow me Cringe crash. Follow me, don't follow me. All right, do we still have to do one of those again, like in Vancouver? One is back. We still have another one in Vancouver, that's in September. Oh yeah, we do have another one.

Great Outdoor Comedy Fest, thanks for everybody that came. Yep. Thank you for the support and the cheers and the buzz on. Yeah. It's a bit weird we're not doing the outdoor comedy fest here. It's fucking weird, man. Well, who fucked that up? I'm saying, I don't know, I talked to them.

And I don't know. You must have offended them. I called them late at night. Drunk. Drunk. Because I thought it was fucked, so I had a bit of a chip on my shoulder. But. What's that, your French shoulder?

Yeah. Anyway, I'm still trying. I don't think it's gonna happen, but. Ricky, get those in the air. What does it mean you have a chip on your shoulder? Where did that come from? Look. Look at that.

Where a chip off the old block. You know what? I did look that up before. I tell ya. Chip on your shoulder. Where did that come from? What's the etymology? Not etymology is about bugs.

Chip on your shoulder. Etymology is not about bugs. Definitely happened over in England somewhere. Didn't everything? Yeah, man. Everything did. How come they have all the history? It's not fair.

That's where the shit started, man. A lot of it. Boys don't freak out. I'm starting to already. The Bobble Man might have got tickets to see Oasis. Oh yeah? Yeah. Where at?

Can't tell you. Whoa! What? You son of a bitch. This is fucked up. I didn't know it meant this, man. It derives from a custom once common to bar rooms. A man who felt like a fight put a wood chip on his shoulder and defied anybody to knock it off. That's just like the fucking ever ready battery commercial.

Do you knock this fucking battery? He's got a chip on his shoulder. He's cocky. Are you saying I'm on a fight? We did that on the show. Who got a chip on his shoulder, he's cocky. He's saying, I'm gonna fight. We did that on the show. Who put a chip on their shoulder? You did, just now. No, but you know what?

The challenge was rarely refused. If you had that, it's like calling someone you fucking asshole. But didn't Randy do it and challenge Cyrus to knock it off? He did, I think. Years ago, somebody did, or was it you? We should have trivia. I bet you somebody else there knows the answer. I think Cyrus...

I know who does know the answer. Who put it on? I don't know the answer. I thought you just said you know who knows the answer. You know who does not know it all. He can't talk. No kidding. Oh, okay. Chip on your shoulder falls somewhere between chip off the old block, which is often used as a compliment

well, so what's chip off the old and a cold shoulder which is Decidely negative so the guy I did there's a lot of fucking chips. There's a lot the information out there nowadays It's just all over the place. So chip off the old blocks's a compliment? Hey, you're a chip off the old block. That means, yeah, that's something a father would say to his son. You know, you're just like me, son. You're a chip off the old block. So when you're chopping blocks with an axe, there's chips flying.

So the little chip is just like the big chunk. Big chunk, little chip. That's a good one, though. You know what? We actually learn a lot of shit doing this. Yeah, but we don't remember it. That's the problem. That's the problem. So we're not really learning, are we?

We learn. We're just talking. What's temporarily learning called? You want me to look that up? Yeah. What's the term for learning temporarily? Term. You know you can talk into this. It's called Alzheimer for learning temporarily? Term? You know you can talk into this.

It's called Alzheimer's, isn't it? No, Ricky, that's not learning temporarily. That's forgetting permanently. No. Look at this, boys. Somebody broke in here and changed the bread. Did you do this? No, we... That was happening last week.

See, I don't remember that. Squishy bread. We got foam bread. We talked about it last week. It's called crumb bread. Maybe you've got Parchmentsons. Mm-mm. Parchmentsons. Suspending, pausing, interrupting, taking a break, furlothing.

No. Furlothing? No, furlothing. Putting on hold or reserving something. Pausing interrupting taking a break for loathing no for loathing for no for lo Putting on hold or reserving. No. No you just looked up fucking you went to the source. It's a brutal even something I'm done man. I can't that's too. It's way too fucking hot in this trailer Ricky. Oh, I apologize I was stealing power from next door and the cocksuckers got on to me So that's why it keeps turning off. Yeah. Fucking assholes. So what should we do, boys?

Well, I don't know. You got anything you want to discuss? I got a few things we could start. You know what? This is a great business idea. What? I wish Mrs. Peterson was still around because I'd be renting her out.

Renting her out? In Japan, Japan, Japan, in Japan you could rent out a grandmother for 23 bucks an hour. To do what? Be a grandmother. Yeah, but. By what she is, is that cold? That's a broad fucking category. No, she's not banging or sucking her, then it's a grandmother doing grandmother-ish things.

Well, I guess, what's a grandmother doing? What, you're renting her out and what, she make fucking jam? Yeah. Homemade bread? Grandma, can you make me some you're rendering what she makes fucking jam? Yeah, homemade bread. Grandma, can you make me some biscuits? Decorate my fucking cake? Can you decorate the Christmas tree, grandma? Can you give me some like, seeds? She probably doesn't want to do any of that shit. So you could say, I'm having salad, can you

toss my salad for me? Exactly. Ooh. That is a double meaning. But you know what? As toss your salad means, obviously. No, I do, because you know what? As... Toss your valid means, obviously. No, I do, because you know what? As women get older and men, they start to get a little bit hornier.

I don't think it's possible for me to get hornier. No, wait till you're an old man. Really? Yeah, man. Well, the women... You'll be fucking drywall. The women, as they get older, they like to get it going a lot more.

Good. So there is hope for us out there. Because... We hit a whole old folks home. There's definitely a phase where they don't. Oh, I know. I know what the phase that is. It's not a good even one.

Yeah, didn't they get out of that phase, and they're just like, come on, give me some action. All right. So let's go for it. You got no ice in here, eh, Ricky? That pop I'm drinking is as warm as the hinges have. I had ice, but I had to use it to cool the place down. Now I have none.

See, if we had a grandmother rent it out to us, we could say, okay, grandma, get us some icy drinks and make us some fucking dinner, please. I think I'd just make her sit right here and fan me. She would do it, because that's what grandmothers do, man. They just want to fucking eat it. Yeah, but then people start pushing the envelope.

Hey, grandma, can you jiggle my balls for me? Yeah. In the shower. She would do it. But see, then it's your... then she's a prostitute. Yeah. Yeah. Prosti-grand.

Prostitute are very nice. See, the thing is, you... I don't know, man. She's a grandstitute. You start to, like, have a relationship with this grandmother you're renting. Because that's what they want. They want like return business. Like a friendship relationship? Well, grandmother leave relationships. And if you want to take it to the next step.

You just tell me when we get older they get... ...mert mer. Well, maybe she'll take out the teeth and give you a little mouth hug. A gummer. A gummer. It's part of the, all part of the 23 bucks an hour. It's a good deal. I'm still fucked from the weekend.

I didn't want you to hurt, I guess. Fuck, people kept handing me free drugs and free drinks. I think I did some things I've never done before. I don't even really remember much of it. What types of things? Sexual? I don't remember any sexual stuff, it. What types of things? Sexual? I don't remember any sexual stuff, was there?

Oh, you were talking about... I was wanting sexual stuff, but I don't think it actually went down. You were talking to that little fella. I remember playing the pot. Yeah? I think I played it good, dude. You were not too bad on the pot, Ricky.

And then I, well, I tried to play another instrument that, I don't know, I didn't think it was great. It was pretty good, from what I, I mean, I had you turn right down in my ears. Okay. What are you doing over there, doing it? This is just like, this guy escaped prison. break down in my ears. Okay. What are you doing over there, doing it? This is just like, this guy escaped prison.

How? In a fellow inmate's fucking luggage. Yeah, a suitcase. As he's being released. Like that's- In a suitcase? Yeah. Must have had the wheels on.

Must be like a concoctionist. A wheelie one. He must have been a little inmate. Concoctionist, what do they call it? When you can squirrel yourself in this. Torcist. Yeah, one of those. You could fit,ist, what do they call it? When you can squirrel yourself in this. Yeah, one of those. No, there's no way we'd fit in a bag.

I could fit in a hockey bag, maybe. And how did he get in there and they didn't check his fucking suitcase? They're dumb. Must have been a wheelie, man. See, Ronnie, thanks. I'm glad you're getting out. Holy fuck, you got a 72-inch suitcase there on wheels. Where'd you get that? Yeah, I think the X-ray or anything.

That's kind of weird. We should just check to make sure there's not a human in there. Because it's awfully large. You know? It took them 24 hours to realize there was a guy in the fucking... That's a dumb prison. I wish I was in that prison. That's what I'm saying. Well, we got a 50-year-old fucking man who elopes with his son's fiance. That's happened a prison. I wish I was in that prison. That's what I'm saying. Oh. Well, we got a 50-year-old fucking man

who elopes with his son's fiance. That's happened a lot these days. 50, how old was the fiance? He was 22. Ooh, that's old. And not only that, he stole all the family jewels in their savings. The father?

And his son. That's a fucking shitty dad right there. Was the father married or was he single? Good question. I believe he was single and he was just getting on his son's wife. That's a weird one. Can't imagine. But you know, maybe someone would like to feel in the security.

Maybe that's what it was, right? Depending on who... Daddy's syndrome. If she was macking on him, then I understand understand his he didn't like his son much which happens He must have hope he feels a little bit bad. That's a good job. He was drunk Booze booze is always the factor man in this shit. Who was that's an art bar the father and probably not gonna last. Oh It's lasting you say

Swift Swift er up He swept her right the rug right You say he's swept her up? He swept her right the rug right out of her, man. Swept her right off her feet. Yeah. Swipe. Swippy, swipe, swoop. Swipe and sweep, are they the same thing?

No. No, nor is swoop. That's a lot of SW words. Swoop, sweep, and swipe. And they're not related. I'd like to have a teach you that, all three of those words on that. We can, sweep, and swipe. And they're not related. I'd like to have a t-shirt that had all three of those words on it. We can get you one, Ricky.

I don't know what they would mean. Can somebody please send a t-shirt to Mailbag that says sweep, swipe, swoop? For Richard. You'll fuck him up too. The SW shirt. Sweep, swoop, and swipe. Sweep and swoop don't mean that, no.

None of those are related. What about sweet? Well, that's... I mean, at least sweep, swipe, and swoop, they all... Swipe. They all involve doing this. That's a sweep, that's a swipe, and that's a swoop. Then there's the swallow.

Yeah. That's not the same, though. I know, I'm just throwing that in there, man. I kinda came in late. Alright, you know how we complain fucking about traffic jams and shit? Yeah. What about the world's longest traffic jam? I don't know.

It lasted 12 days and stretched 100 fucking kilometers. China? Yeah, that was China. People died. People died. It was fucked. I was there. It sucked. What are you talking about? You weren't there. You weren't in China. I was told I was. I was told I was by who? I was told I was on a mission for the government. Who you that MK ultra this guy in the jail It's a member. I saw you in China My fucking never been in China biggest home. You were there. I got you the clearance Ricky what are you talking about fucking China man? That was in a movie

Okay, that was in a movie we watched. All right, I've done a lot of drugs. That was like Jason Bourne or one of those guys, wasn't it? The guy you've been. Oh! What? The Air India flight. Oh yeah, give us an update on that.

Did you see what it caused? I heard it was intentional. Well. The fuel was shut off, wasn't it? Yes, but remember I said it was fuel contamination? It wasn't contaminated. The fuel cutoff switches were both engaged. What does that mean?

There's two switches right on the. In the cockpit? Right below the thrust levers. Right down here, there's two switches. They gotta, you can't bump it off. You gotta pull it up and out and then push it down. They were both done that way, one second apart from each other.

The copilot, when it happened, he said to the pilot, why did you cut off? And the pilot said, I didn't. But he did. you got brain fucked so they're thinking One of the theories is something caused them To have a delirious episode where he didn't know what he was doing. He was just pulling switches I think it was an acid flashback and he pulled the fight He turned the fucking fuel off to both engines and they were so low they started to spool down

You can't just put them back on and just push start you got to go through a whole Process to relight them and they didn't have time so they just went like that They're gonna have like it's they gotta have some fucking lights going off in the siren. Yeah Here's what I think should happen first of all well Yeah, you do need to be able to do that in case there's an engine fire at takeoff. Yeah. But I think they're gonna redesign it where there's two with the captain

and two with the co-pilot, and they both have to agree. Cut off this guy. Ready, pull. Just have to insert a key or something, like the nuclear thing. Not a key, maybe, I don't know. But if they both have to do one, then one guy can't go, I'm fucking doing it, I'm out of my mind, I'm delirious.

Let's just start. Well, you had to pull the button and go. We'll never know if it was done on purpose or if it was just a fuck around, will we? No, because they can't get into his mind. They got blowed up. They did get blowed up. Well, they gotta investigate,

they gotta go through Buddy's computer and see if he's fucking losing it a bit. Well, they'll retrace his steps for the you know, what they call eight hours before the flight forensics Forensics. Yeah, they'll do some forensics. They might find out. You know what? Maybe he was sleep deprived Maybe air India made him fly 30 or 40 fucking hours without sleep I'm just what he was maybe he had a few drinks night for And she shot him down at the last

minute and he... Denzel Washington in that movie where he was the pilot that was getting drunk. Remember him? Maybe he had erectile dysfunction the night before and couldn't get it off his mind. It was all fucked up. So it was like it was all over and taking everybody with me. No, I don't think he did it to kill everybody because he said, when he said, why did you switch it off?

Or cut off? Can I know that one out, man? No, you can't. But you would think if he was doing it on purpose and the guy said, why did you cut off? He would have said, "'Cause we're going down, bitch. I'm killing us." But he said, I didn't.

I didn't do it. You know what? He was a good actor. They should see if he... Maybe it was the other guy that did it that said, why did you do it? To throw the blame on the guy. There we go. It could be, see?

They're gonna have to do a voice recognition with AI to figure the blame on them. There we go. It could be, see? They're going to have to do a voice recognition with AI to figure out who said it. See if the guy took any acting classes in the last week. That's right. Well, the good news is it's not the fucking plane's fault. So they don't have to ground the planes, right? No, it shouldn't. They shouldn't ground the plane because the plane did

everything it was supposed to. Except that a dumb shutoff switch placement. Yeah. One guy can just turn the fucking fuel off to the engines during takeoff. I mean this fucking door is basically bulletproof you can't get in or out and the cocksucker locked himself in and crashed the plane into a mountain. That was German wings. Fuck. That was the name of that air man. It flew right into the fucking mountain slow and steady. And you can hear the fuck guy pound on the door trying to break it down

Oh the passenger saw them with the axe trying to cut through the and then they look out in the grounds Just getting closer and closer. I would suck. Yeah suck Any happy stuff yeah, this this is kinda fucked up though. I don't know, I have no, like I don't drink coffee. You guys don't drink coffee, right? I don't, I wish I did. I had them prisoned a little bit.

I've tried it, you've tried it? I drink coffee with Bailey. What about this? I also don't do cocaine, so I have nothing in the morning to get me going, it sucks. This is what is going on in Sweden right now. They've got a cheese-infused coffee. So they're using creamers and milk.

Cheese infused? They use cheese. Now what the fuck would that taste like? I'm thinking shitty. I don't know, I like pizza. Not coffee flavored pizza. Yeah, do you ever eat pizza with cheese? I mean, with a coffee.

Do you ever eat pizza with coffee beans on it? Not yet, no. I've had a chocolate covered chocolate bean. A chocolate covered chocolate bean. I don't like fucking coffee that much, but I do like the Coffee Crisp Bar. That doesn't taste like coffee. That's what I'm saying.

I had a fucking dessert. It is a Coffee Crisp Bar. The other day, it was called a Coffee Crisp Bar, but it was like a square dessert. Holy fuck, I don't even really like a coffee cake. That remember Coffee Crisp? With this fucking Coffee Crisp Bar square. It was like a square dessert. Holy fuck, I don't even really like a coffee cake. That remember Coffee Crisp? With this fucking Coffee Crisp bar square.

Where'd you get that, Ricky? And why didn't I get one? It was at the catering. Why didn't you get me one? Always bring me a fucking treat, Ricky. All right, I know. That's the rule. See, now I know that.

You've put that into my brain and my brain doesn't let people down. I put it into your brain 50 or 60 times. Was I sober? Maybe not. I'm not now either. I'm all in, there you go. How many fucking weeks

have the camera fuckheads been following us now? Is it what, three? Three, yeah. Pretty fucked up, boys. I'm not sure, why is it, it always seems like life is- Why is he honking? Don't know, man, it's Canada geese. I was having a goose flashback.

Fuck, they're tough. They're fucked. Did you notice there's a fuck... They know how to shit and they know how to fucking yap and hiss. Did you see how many are down at the fucking pond? Canada geese? Yeah, they shit everywhere.

No, I put the run to them. No, man, you're not doing a good job. One of them fucking snapped on my left ass cheek. Yep. Fucked. Four days ago. Yeah, yesterday I put up the fucking, fucking pinwheels, the spinners. Does that really work?

Oh yeah, they're not going to be back now. Tell me something. Why is it illegal to shoot those fucking things? Because they're a Canadian symbol of freedom. There's a season you can shoot them. I don't know, I just made that up. I just made that up, I don't know. Man, everyone goes goose hunting in the fall.

What does a Canada goose taste like? Are they good eating or what? They're fucking goose-licious. Goose are pretty great. Well, why don't we fucking start shooting them and selling them? They're called goose-licious. Just a big, bigger, tough chicken. That'd be a tough bird to eat.

No, I don't. No, chickens are tough too, actually. They're more like a duck, Ricky. I don't find them as gamey as a duck. Really? Gamey. When didy as a duck. Really? When did you eat a fucking Canada goose? When I was in the woods, living there during COVID. Jesus Christ.

Oh, you did eat a goose. I ate a lot of weird fucking stuff. How long can you get, how long can you eat a goose for? Like how many days does that meat last? Goose is a lot of fucking feeding. What parts of the body shoot you? You ate a beaver, too, didn't you? I don't wanna talk about you? He ate a beaver

everybody's eating no no he ate a real beaver saying about was a pond beaver a couple squirrels I know he ate lots of squirrels toads not so great you didn't need a horse did did you? No. You ate a horse burger. I had a horse over in Iceland. Horse steaks. Yeah. Fucking gross, man. It wasn't, it was fucking.

How is it different than a cow? It actually looks, I don't know. Mentally it was a bit of a head fuck, but once you take that first bite, you're like, holy fuck. What did it taste like? It tasted exactly like a cow. And the buffalo tastes like a steak.

Bison. Bison steak. Just like a regular. Very good, Bison steak. Just like a regular... Very good, but leaner. Leaner? Okay. Yeah, and be like, ooh, that got his fucking attention. Yeah, man, you'd like it. All right, I'm gonna try buffalo next time we go someplace that has buffaloes.

Your mama's a buffalo. You should wait till you're in Buffalo. Your mama banged everyone in Buffalo. My mother's never been to Buffalo. That's what she told you. I don't know. Everyone in Buffalo My mother's never been to Buffalo That's what you told you before I don't know yeah tell that to the fucking Buffalo Navy There's a Navy in Buffalo yeah the Buffalo Navy They're on the lake now in the fucking Falls the land sailors that just cruise around no no they're on the lake

wrong Lake Not a Navy of the port on the lake. They're on Lake... It's not a Navy on the port and fucking on a lake over there, man. Come on. The Buffalo Navy are on the lake down there. I heard your mother preferred, like, Coast Guards. She's into the Coast Guard guys. A little bit of Buffalo in my lap. Oh, fuck.

Oh, I think the drugs are kicking in now. No kidding. I think it's time to... kicking in now. No, mine kicked in. I think it's time to... Four hours ago. Is it time to sing a lullaby to each other? Winnipeg Edibles. What kind did you have? They were hash infused, which I don't know if I've ever had before, and they are fucking

wonderful, but very potent. They are very good, man. But now I'm starting to slow down. You know what I think we should start doing, boys? More mushrooms. Really? They're doing studies on those things. They're fucking just firing up different parts of your brain.

Now you're speaking my language. Different parts of your brains that usually don't communicate with each other. They're now communicating. You go on mushrooms, they start communicating. Your deliciousness just went up about 25%. Thanks, man. We got to try that DMT laser thing. Ah!

See the code. Whoa. I don't think we'll ever bounce back from that, man. If we see some fucking numbers on the wall with the laser thing. Yeah, man. No, no, man. But it's just all it is is confirming

that it's just simulation. I don't want that confirmed. Why not, Ricky? Because it's not my thing. It doesn't change anything. It changes reality for me. Well yeah, reality. You know what it does?

It changes all of religion. It changes everything to do with religion. Well maybe Jesus was just a guy that figured out that it was cold. He did. That's how he figured out he could walk on water because he believed in his hand. I'm walking on water. I can do it. He turned water into wine because he figured out that it was cold. He did. That's how he figured out he could walk on water because he believed in his hand.

I can do it. He turned water into wine because he figured out how to manipulate the cold. He just went... That's why, you know what, I'm thinking some people out there can do it like that David Blaine guy in a fucking ice cube. You think he's got the cold figured out? I think he might have something figured out because how can he fucking... He's just a trickster.

I know, but he's tricking pretty good. He was in an ice cube for how many days? Well, you could turn him into a... I think it was not a real ice cube, though. Don't know, man. It looked like a fucking real ice cube. They had a thermometer. He fucked ice cube? No, no, he didn't fuck ice cube.

That's not what you said. He was in an ice cube. You mean ice cube? I don't know. The wrapper? He was in ice cube. He was in a big chunk of ice. On that note, we gotta get the first one. I hope Ice Cube doesn't see this.

Me too. Sorry Ice Cube, that isn't what we meant. David Blaine was not in here. Didn't make any sense to me, so I'm glad it's not true. All right, let's wrap this up. Okay. If it was, it would be fine. All right.

Are we done? If we don't do the O'Toole concert in Nova Scotia, we tried, because I'm gonna try right after this. So, two to L. When is done? If we don't do the O-Tour concert in Nova Scotia, we tried. Because I'm going to try right after this. So, when is it? Two weeks. Two weeks. It's not happening, about three weeks. I know, I'm just saying.

Someone's saying. You fucked it up. Someone fucked up. You. You. Maybe I did. Not too fucked up. Julian.

It was the police that did it. Oh, boys. Some other big shit happened, right? Oh, the biggest thing in our fucking lives. Like before we went away. We forgot to mention the biggest thing. Yes, Bubs, I know what you're going to say. Trailer Park Boys Plus has been launched.

Or in the biz they call it TPB Plus, I think. TPB Plus. Okay, TPB Plus. Officially launched? Officially... Our own streaming service. Yeah man, it's cool. And did they put the ones from jail or up there?

The ones in jail? Jail shorts? Yeah. I don't know. You can fucking buy everything? Are they? I don't know. Don't quote me on that.

If they're not there yet, they're gonna be shortly. Let's check this out. I think the plan is to get some other shows in there too. Well, of course. Comedy, some funny shit. And do people know what we're doing right now? Do they know the cameras are back following us around for another whole season? Yeah, I did it. We told them that.

What's with the commercial with me pissing? We're all of us pissing. Yeah. Is that good? We were really high. You don't remember the camera people setting that up? I know you wiped your fucking piss covered hands on my shirt.

I don't piss on my hands. Well, there's piss sprinkles going on them, Ricky. Definitely had some sprinkle on going on. If you're holding your wiener and you're pissing against a wall right here, it's gonna sprinkle back on you. Is that why you wash your hands? Oh my Jesus Christ.

I thought it was just if your wiener was dirty, you'd wash it. No! If you're pissing against a urinal, your wiener's that far away from it. Piss going at velocity, hitting it. It's gonna sprinkle back on your fucking go back make sense You didn't know that till just now forceful piss. Yeah. No, I didn't. All right, sir. Wash your hands everybody That's why I hold my hips When I pass so I don't get sprinkles on my fingers. You just get pissy clothes

My brandy Randy sits down to take a piss. You guys know that? Is that what people should do? I've done what I'm tired. Yeah, I don't care. We're hungover. I've passed out taking a piss. Okay. I think we should leave now.

Okay. Alright. Go get your TPB Plus subscription. And a t-shirt. Do we have t-shirts? No. Yeah, Amazon. I set up the store.

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