Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 9 - There's Another Sunnyvale?!!

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

Ricky's made a f**ked discovery - another Sunnyvale exists! Is this some kinda parallel universe sh*t, or did he just dream it? There's also black widow brides, Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week, and ...more of your awesome (and f**ked) emails. Plus: Maybe he's born with it... maybe it's the weed!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up fuckers? If you'd like to see the video version of this podcast, go to trailer park boys plus.com. Julian, I'm fucking freaked out, man. What's going on? I'm freaked out big time. What's the fuck you're talking about? There's another fucking sunny veil. Well, do you just sit down and mix up a fucking drink?
Starting point is 00:00:32 I'm telling you, man, if you dug down into the earth like Bugsie Bunny or whatever. Yeah. And you came out on the other side, there's another sunny veil. That's just fucking, that's a commercial, man. You can't dig down through the fucking Earth. So you're saying, Sir, you're saying directly below us on the other side of the planet, there's like a fucking another Sunnyvale, like a multi-universe kind of thing. There's another Sunnyvale with people that seem, they talk different,
Starting point is 00:00:59 but they seem to be pretty much like us. They might even be family. Who knows? All right. Okay. Well, let's get into other shit that's going on in the world first, all right? Then we'll come back to this. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Sunnyvale, Australia, man. You, okay, how, okay. You were high when this happened. Were you? Yes. When this came, were you watching something? Yes. Were you dreaming about something?
Starting point is 00:01:20 I don't know. Okay, we'll talk about it. I know it's true. I looked. It's going to be one of those kind of conversations. All right, fine. Holy shit, man. So, wow.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Wow, what, man? Russia's black widows. Marry vulnerable men before sending them off to war for profit. How are they probably? Why not? man how are they profit well because if okay it's like a gamble that they're so so it's killed okay a check Mary's another guy right he goes off to fucking more yeah the paychecks aren't going to him man they're going to her after he's dead you mean well no it's still going into a bank account
Starting point is 00:01:59 that's paying the bills he's not fucking spending any money he's probably like if he's getting paid because then they profit then they're making money man the check and if they die awesome Then they get whatever pension. If you get a pension in Russia, man, I don't know how it works down there. There must be more to it. I don't imagine a soldier gets paid a shit done. Okay, well, you know what? You want to know more?
Starting point is 00:02:23 No, I actually don't give a fuck. I don't either. Well, speaking of brides, this fucking Utah bride used a tampon to set fire to the venue the day before her wedding. She what? She used a fucking tampon. Well, first, she stole two lighter. from a hardware store. We'll go back to that.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Okay. She lights these tampons on fire, puts them under these chairs. After her and her husband just had a little rehearsal, her husband to be. So they knew it was one of those two because they were just in the fucking room.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Anyway, she lied about her name. What? Her birth date to the cops. The husband said, yeah, we didn't stop at an Ace Hardware for some reason on the way here. So they went back to the Ace Hardware,
Starting point is 00:03:05 got video footage. It shows her stealing two lighters. Like, how about just call out, your fucking wedding. So, okay, let me get this. Does she have any fucking, like, gasoline or... A tampon. Just a tip on.
Starting point is 00:03:19 That's it. I didn't know he could start a fire with a tampon, but... Like, it's like a fucking wick, wouldn't you think, without any fucking oil or anything. You know what I mean? Maybe it was dipped in some... I don't know, but it was probably like something slow burning so that she could get the fuck out before the fire
Starting point is 00:03:34 really got going. Anyway, the fire got going. The fucking family put it out with fire extinguished and some water, So how, you know what? The place wasn't destroyed, but it was pretty hundred and something, $108,000 in damage. You know what? You know what?
Starting point is 00:03:50 That entire group of people are fucking idiots. All of them. Like, how can you not see? What a weird way to not get married? I don't want to get married tomorrow, so I better light the fucking place on fire. With a fucking tampon.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Like, I still can't get over the fact that, like, how crazy if a fire is going to happen with a tampon? I don't know. I need to get one and I need to try it. you know what I wish we had one me too because I would fucking light it up right now it said it was a tampon still in the applicator whatever that means
Starting point is 00:04:17 ah well have to ask you know what so maybe maybe the there could be a plastic fucking element to this thing could be maybe that lights up and it's not but fuck this such a weird one how is it gonna oh man like she wanted to burn the guy alive
Starting point is 00:04:34 is that what the thing was no she just didn't want to get married I know but lighting shit on fire anyone. All right. But yeah, it was a bit of a weird one. This is even weirder. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:48 And Ohio mom injects feces into child's IV while in hospital. Was it her kid? Yeah. Oh, my God. Twice. Twice. She was coming from the bathroom with a cup, filling up a syringe with stuff from like shit and stuff like piss.
Starting point is 00:05:09 shit. God damn it shows her ejected to the IV. Like, why? Then she did it again. So anyway, she got caught, blood guilty. But what the fuck? Is she trying to kill her kid with it? You know what?
Starting point is 00:05:25 I don't know, man. How old was this kid? It's a kid. I didn't. So it's just a kid. So the age and sex was protected. That doesn't matter really, because she's pumping shit in the kid's veins. Like, how How bad did it fuck up the kid? I don't imagine it did them any good.
Starting point is 00:05:44 It's going right into his vein. So obviously this woman has some fucking mental issues, like serious ones. I don't know, man. It's fucked up. I don't understand it, man. Post-morten depression or something? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that.
Starting point is 00:06:02 That's what it is, man. It means hormones and shit. It fucks people up. Okay, back to the fucking black widows in Russia. Yeah. All right. Their man goes out fighting. He dies. The family, her, gets from $64,000 to $100,000, and that's American money. So these women are merry and men hoping they're going to go to war and get killed. Yeah. Wow. That's fucking nasty. That's a good, well, you know what? Fuck it. You know what I mean? I guess. Do it. Make the money. I mean, the guy's going to go off to war. I mean, that's, that's, that's, that's a good.
Starting point is 00:06:39 That's the gamble. It's a huge gamble because there's a chance of buddies... And then if they don't get killed, do they divorce them? Then they're Ed fucking... Wow, that's true love. Stuck with you gov, who's a fucking drunken nightmare, who just probably has PTSD, too. Yeah. Then you're fucked. That is...
Starting point is 00:06:55 So it's a kind of... It's a fucking messed up. I'd say, I don't know, man. I'm willing to say that... I'd say at least 50% of them... No, 75% of them, they'll get away with it. 75% of them are not coming home. Really that high?
Starting point is 00:07:10 I would say so, man. It's a fucking war. It's stupid. Yeah, what the fuck? Why is there still war? You know what's really fucked up, though? What? I don't know if you heard about this one.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Female cyclists accused of using bra padding to increase bus size and improve aerodynamics. How? Well, because you've got a flat chest. If it's like this, you know, the fucking, the air is kind of deflecting. You think it may be like even a triangle shape thing? Well, that would be ideal. That's fucked up, man.
Starting point is 00:07:46 So, I mean, how can you say don't? You can't do that? I'm not sure why it would be illegal. Because what about the woman with gigantic breasts? Like, you got to be able to compete. That's a, you know what? I never thought you, why can't, why it's got to be, I don't know, fair. because I didn't realize that
Starting point is 00:08:09 like big you know would fucking would be an hero dad oh you didn't realize you've all no no no I thought anything it would fucking slow you down because you know ever hair of airbags that's what people call them that's what I'm thinking like it's just like airbags
Starting point is 00:08:24 well you know what I mean fun bags fun bags yeah fun bags fun bags that's air bags but that's what I'm saying man like they're like that they're gonna slow you down Wouldn't have thought either, but I guess compared to like a flat, pushing flat through air.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Yeah, I don't know. See, if you had one, if you made one of these big bras and turned it into a sail for a sailboat. Well, we should put you in a wind tunnel and do some testing. I'm not doing it, man. Like, you know, it's like saying it putting fucking something down there like a, like a Randy kind of thing. Like a fake gut. That's padding. That's going to help you out.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Like it doesn't seem. right man well if his gut was fucking being forced through the air it would be more aerodynamic than a flat six-pack it would like it would look like a drop man under a fucking microscope he'd be sunk in here and then like around well it's kind of like the his gut would be like the nose of a plane that's a fucking big fat nose though man that's not that's not like pointy or arrow the aerodynamic you wouldn't see a plane with a six-pack you know what you're right You're right, man.
Starting point is 00:09:38 All right, you got me. But the breast thing, I'm, I don't know. I'm not. I'm thinking there's got to be. So I do some wind tunnel testing. I'm not buying it. I think it's hiked over a bit. It's more like a pyramid or a Sussle's triangle.
Starting point is 00:09:51 You know what I mean? Like a beak. Beak breasts. Beak breasts? Yeah. Like if they're pointy, man, that's cut. That's like the fucking, that's like an airplane. Have you seen beak breasts?
Starting point is 00:10:04 No. Really? No. I'm going to check out some videos on YouTube see if we can see if anybody's cheating. All right, man. Did you see that fucking cake? No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:10:15 The wedding cake, that pastry chef made, the Italian. Okay, I probably won't give a fuck, but what about it? It's fucked. What is the Saudi royal wedding, so I guess they have unlimited amounts of money. They wanted to remain anonymous. I wish I knew the fuck they were, because I can't imagine what this cake cost.
Starting point is 00:10:32 They wouldn't reveal it. So what's the size of it? it's three and a half meters tall so that's what fucking well over 10 feet that's over 10 feet man
Starting point is 00:10:45 and 1.8 meters wide which is almost six feet I think it looks like something at a fucking museum it's insane so it'd be as tall as a basketball hoop and it's as wide as what like that it's like a Christmas
Starting point is 00:11:00 fucking tree it took four months to fucking make it with like a bunch of chefs and their family members. Like, it's just fucked. Is it edible? Mark Swarres, his name is. He's famous for these cakes, I guess.
Starting point is 00:11:13 It must freeze the fucking cake then when they're building it. It had 33,000 sugar paste petals. What? 1,800 hours went into this fucking cake. But only 0.1% is cake. The rest is sugar paste and white chocolate. How fucked is that? That is fucking...
Starting point is 00:11:34 It looks like something out of a museum. It does, man. It looks like a museum. You know what I mean? Just scaled down. Well, Mark Suarez, you were a fucking artist. Well done, sir. Good going with the cake.
Starting point is 00:11:48 You know what? I want to know how much this fucking cake cost, though. Like, what would you have to pay for that? It would have to be a fucking lot. A lot. Like a million, maybe more? You know what? I bet you he's into that cake for a million bucks.
Starting point is 00:12:03 I guess if money doesn't matter. money that he's like buddy's probably one you know what I can't do it was a beautiful fucking cake he probably went hey I'm a good baker but I can't fucking do it like you're talking about a 10 foot cake and buddy was like there's a check you can do it a million bucks well there must
Starting point is 00:12:18 he's hiring other fucking chefs and other family members it would have been in a fucking warehouse refrigerator warehouse 33000 fucking pedals that's fucked it's fucked all right you know what
Starting point is 00:12:31 drunk of a week let's get into drunk of a week fucking handle any more news, man. I know, man. Oh, look at the fucking posture on this drunk. Love it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's a side breeze. He's leaner. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Oh, he's fucking hammered. He's hitting every door. What a posture. What is he doing? He's like, what? Taking a rest. He's falling. He's having a nap. He's bent 70 degrees.
Starting point is 00:12:56 He's fucking up against the wall. No, no. Do you think that he could actually, do you think he could fall asleep but not fall over? Oh, no, he's waking up. Oh, he's going for some more. You can't let go of the wall, though. Oh, two hands on the wall.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Oh, it's going to go around something. This is going to be trouble. Trouble. Didn't do it. Whoa. No. No, he couldn't do it. He's still fucking.
Starting point is 00:13:21 He's still up right. Oh, no. No, he's down. Just taking a seat. Yeah, he gave up. That's a good buzz on. That's a great buzz on. I've been there.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Every fucking weekend. Oh, this is... Oh! Oh! Oh! That was a... That was a fucking... That was a fucking...
Starting point is 00:13:46 That was a fucking... ...read out of the back of a pickup truck. That was amazing. Give me some help building his fire back up. Yeah. Got to see this guy. God. Oh, he's sitting on the roof.
Starting point is 00:14:01 He still has his beard. He still has his beard. He spilled a little bit of it, but that was impressive. That's fucking... Well done. Man, it takes a drink of his beer. It's fucking impressive. That was really, that was, that was a good fall.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Fuck. All right, what are we dealing with here? This is a big man. Jeff. He's got a cool, right? Okay, he's got a fucked arm. Oh! That was it bad.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Yeah. He's one arm and a sling already. He's got a sling. He protected the arm in the sling. fall yeah but now the other ones can be in a fucking sling I think he whacked his head hard yeah hey been there holy fuck did he ever go down to hard he just couldn't get the bounce guy you still no no you should just stay down dude but buddy's not happy he's like fuck I gotta yeah we better get a fucking cab for Jeff so he's why he's why wants to stay keep going
Starting point is 00:15:17 I know. I think he's trying to... I think dude is working at the hotel, maybe. Can't tell him it's like a hospital and they're trying to get him to fucking leave or what? Oh, K. Rock. What's up? Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:15:33 His head. Yeah. When his head hit that wall, holy fuck. Yeah. Man. All right, Jeff is a... Fuck. Yeah, it's between him
Starting point is 00:15:45 and the fucking guy that came out of the picket. up truck. I don't know, man. This is the tough one. It is. I don't know. I think I think we've got to give Jeff. The other guy, I don't know, man. That was like a superhero fucking... That's what I mean. Fall landing and he's got to win something. All right. You know what? In fact, he's sitting on the roof of his truck. He fucking falls into the bed. It doesn't a summer is all on the ground and still has his beer. Yeah, you talked me into it. He's the winner. He's got, like, that was unbelievable. He's definitely the funnest drunk of the week. Congratulations. You are the drunk. The most talented. Jeff, man, I hope you're
Starting point is 00:16:21 all right because that was a fucking nasty ball. Definitely have brain damage. The first guy was good, but he was just fucked. I see that every... All right, time for the dumb of the week. What do we got here now? All right, this is not going to be good. No.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Oh, my... My God. What just happened? So, buddy hits the crossbar. Some weird spin. The goalie leaves the net celebrating the ball fucking rolls back in. I guess it's a good goal. That was a fucking good goal, man. It's going to be tough to beat this goalie.
Starting point is 00:17:02 He looked pretty dumb. That was really dumb. What's going on here? Dude, you're pointing the wrong way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. No. That's just shoot himself in the face. Yes, he did.
Starting point is 00:17:23 He's in pain. Oh, my God, what an idiot. Go, boys, I'm going to shoot you, you fuckers. Well, this is the dumb. Already dumb. That's so dumb. I'm going to shoot a firewick of my friend, except no I'm holding back
Starting point is 00:17:35 thought it was like a rocket man what a you mistaken it that's not a rocket what are they good if it had to shot him yeah I should have shot him again that's got a fucking hurt that's that's dumb his face will never be the same no
Starting point is 00:17:50 must have burnt the fuck oh fuck that's got it hurt she broke her ankle for sure she's lucky she didn't get her to try to hit a pool table with a sludge chamber that was a Dumb move. What's she trying to do anyway? Trying to get that... Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Trying to hit her sludge hammer. It hits her fucking ankle. Whoa. And down. Out of shit. And then she goes back on it. It goes this way.
Starting point is 00:18:22 And then her... That was a pickax? Oh, I thought it was a fucking sludge hammer. No, it's a pickax. She's lucky she didn't get the pick right through her. Oh, my fucking foot. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my Jesus.
Starting point is 00:18:36 And she'd probably... fucked her knee up when you fell on the car. Oh, I told her. You know she was giving her. Like, she was fucking swinging, man. That ankle is shattered for sure. All right. Who's the dumb of the week there?
Starting point is 00:18:46 I mean... Jesus. That's a tough one. I mean, the goalie was fucked. That was fucked, but... What was the other one? Firework or the fucking... Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:18:59 They're all dumb this week. Real dumb. Yeah. I mean, the goalie's dumb as fuck, but I think we have to go. with a fireworker of pickax Yeah The goal at least didn't get hurt
Starting point is 00:19:11 You know what? If you really think It's not her fault That she's probably not used to swing On a fucking pickax Obviously All right She's just dumb
Starting point is 00:19:20 She's unlucky, I guess She's unlucky She's unlucky Maybe a little bit dumb Well she's yeah She's still dumb What are you like What are you fucking
Starting point is 00:19:27 Trying to smash A pool table of four Anyway that's dumb Sell it You know what I mean? Yeah, I understand that one Buddy with the fucking Fireworks in the face
Starting point is 00:19:36 yeah you are definitely the dummy of the week shooting a firework at your friends is pretty fucking dumb yeah but then to blast yourself in the face not realizing you had the wrong end that is fucking dumb and man I can't even imagine well you've done before you just don't remember it you have glasses on you're fucking saved all right so what do we want to talk about these some little writer emails we fucking like what you guys write in it's cool because it's like we're kind of like talking to you
Starting point is 00:20:08 which is going to happen we're still working on it fucking Jesus so what do you got man uh hey boys since we're all growing older can we talk about how some people age better than others like Ricky for example you're aging like a fine wine my friend
Starting point is 00:20:26 in the summertime it keeps getting sweeter wow that's not me saying it Who's this from? This is from what's his name his name it's uh it's uh it's nurse tina from PA
Starting point is 00:20:42 where that is yeah Pennsylvania well that was very nice of nurse Tina yeah made my day nurse Tina okay men versus women okay all right uh oh here we and what age is someone even considered old when are people getting old you know what that's a good question
Starting point is 00:20:59 because it used to be what 50 you know why it's like 60 30 was like middle age 35 you're like holy fuck I'm middle age because I'm gonna die when I'm 70 but no man
Starting point is 00:21:13 like a lot of professional athletes are still playing at a professional fucking high level when they're in their 30s easily and they're 40s now so I think it's all what you fucking how you take care of yourself pace yourself with this shit when can someone be old and hot
Starting point is 00:21:29 always man I've seen I've seen some really sexy older women. Golden Girls, remember that show? You always liked that one that played Maud. Blanche. Blanche. You had a fucking thing for Blanche.
Starting point is 00:21:46 I think everyone did. See, that's what I'm saying. Not everybody did. Could someone be... Martha Stewart. Because there are an age of people should quit banging. Never. Nope. You quit banging. You may as well just say that's it. No, I say you go to your drop.
Starting point is 00:22:02 That's something. You quit other things. Man, this nurse Tina is really... She's a nurse. She likes to talk about this shit, man. What age makes a woman a cougar? Let's talk these days. I don't. I don't think of it that way, man.
Starting point is 00:22:18 50? 50? No, man. I think 55 is around. Yeah, 55. Maybe. But no, man. I think maybe it could be the...
Starting point is 00:22:27 It could be changed to the 60s now. Really? Yes. Yeah, fucking right. So, like, you look at the way. one of those actresses from fucking friends. Yeah. They're truly, they could be considered Coogers, one on the head of show called Cooger.
Starting point is 00:22:43 How old are they, though? They're late 50s, man. Yeah, so. I wouldn't say they're Coogers. Maybe they're Coopers. Who knows? You know what? You ask a fucking 20-year-old, they'll say 35.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Drunk of the week, dumb of the week, great. You should have baked of the week. Yes. There we go. We've talked about this. And that's the thing. Like we want to do big to the week. We don't want to do like people fucking on crystal.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Not a bad idea. Thanks Dave from Beak Falls, Connecticut. Maybe we can even switch it up from time to time. Let's do that, man. Maybe we stick to just people smoking stuff. Well, I guess that's a little math fucker a lot. We'll do, like, we'll try to fund some. That's a tough one.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Like fucked up ones where they're so high that they're doing something, at least a little funny maybe. I love your work. Been a fan 15 years looking for. forward to seeing how the rust ring turns out next week. The rust ring. It didn't go so well. Oh yeah, yeah. Sorry, man. That was all
Starting point is 00:23:41 bullshit. I'm not sure if you had to change out the fucking Coke. Your movies on TVB Plus app. They will be it someday, but fortunately they can't be. Other people fucking own them or something, right?
Starting point is 00:23:57 They just purchased the Cheeseburger Locker DVD set, and we should have it on our site. All right. cheaper. Like, do they fucking make that shit? Oh, somebody here from New Zealand. Nice.
Starting point is 00:24:11 We should talk to them about your philosophy that we'll get into in a little bit. But you mentioned you would like to do live podcast. Yeah? Yeah, man. He's saying Twitch is the fucking platform. What's the deal with Twitch?
Starting point is 00:24:26 Everybody's, like, I'm seeing people making a ton of money on Twitch. What do you do? If anybody out there can give us some advice? You go live and people can ask you questions and shit. I know that. Long form live. Like hours. Okay, so we got to go on there for hours, which is probably, you know, maybe Twitch.
Starting point is 00:24:42 But yeah, you know what? I think we should throw some live ones up on it. We have talked about it. Nathan, hopefully it happens. Thank you. Maybe somebody speed, spoon us. Spoon fetus. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:55 That's our problem. We're on fucking drugs too much, man. Sunnyvale version of the X-Files where you show close from the internet of ghosts and UFOs and Sam Squanches. and then vote if it's real or if they're fucked. I can tell you if one's real or not, man. I've been watching a lot of those videos.
Starting point is 00:25:13 So yeah. Could be great to do once or every month or at least for October pads leading up to Halloween. All right. You know what? If we find a good video of a UAP or an alien or some fucking thing...
Starting point is 00:25:26 You know what? Some things are... There's a dude who has like bits and pieces of bigfoots. He's got them hacked up. He's dead fucking killed them like 50 or 60. years ago and he's got him in a freezer so he like cut a head and a half i don't know if it's real man it looks fucking real gunner from oklahoma's wondering if he could start smoking more on the podcast you like smoking with us i guess if we held off before see didn't smoke and then smoke
Starting point is 00:25:53 during i guess i don't know you know what but the thing is if we were to smoke during it i think it you'd be like a vegetable it'd be like me talking to it when we're first baked yeah we're a little kind of stunned it's good to let it's well even you know I don't know man yeah well maybe we'll figure it out how can it hurt really all right you're way ahead of me man Richard is wondering if you can put a store page up on TPB plus and offer all your merchandise I thought didn't we have that I thought we did have that man there's I don't know buddy we'll look into it I think it's on fucking some Spotify or shopify or something I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:26:36 This is... What the fuck? What the flying fuck are, you chuckleheads? We can be called chuckleheads. Showed in more complete TV. People are really wanting DVD sets, man. Are we missing out on something? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:51 I thought DVDs were done, but maybe they're... It's like, Jesus. People do collect the fucking things. Oh, yeah, give fungi... What the fuck? Bushidi a shout-out? What the fuck is that? That's quite a...
Starting point is 00:27:04 Fucking name. Is that like, am I... What is that? I don't know how to say that. Buddy, you can't, like, we can't... Maybe some...
Starting point is 00:27:13 Speak other languages that well, man. Pronunciation. Assistance would have been nice. Anyway, somebody gets a show... Brandon was trying to get to show to somebody. More jokes about Julian's mom. No one's been ripping into Julian lately.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Good mama joke is always good. I agree, man. I'll take a good mama joke. If it's good. I fucking love Mom. Mama Jones. And then we've got this... Who's this?
Starting point is 00:27:41 Your mama. Ricky's dad, I guess. It's Ricky's mama. That looks like your mother. If you got rid of... This is for you. This is for you. This is for you.
Starting point is 00:27:53 It says Julian. It's Levine's face, fuck. That was Reveen's face? When the fuck? He was some young there. What? your face put on me that's not me it's it's AI man yeah it's fucking yeah that kind of that does
Starting point is 00:28:15 look a bit like Ricky's dad in Los Angeles swear to God see now what the fuck is going on here I wish this is for Julian and Chip Roney yeah okay I don't understand what the fuck is going on man what he talking about what's going on over there with I guess these pictures are for you and I wasn't supposed to see them because I knew get a rise at a man me. Okay. Well, it did nothing for me.
Starting point is 00:28:41 But thank you. All right. So what the fuck? You're talking about digging a hole and buggy-bony? I don't know if I had... Bugsy Bunny, remember he would dig through the earth. Yes. Well, if we did that, we could potentially end up in another Sunnyvale. So he... In Australia. In Bugs' Bunny,
Starting point is 00:28:57 you know, he dug through the earth and ended up in China. Bugsy. What? But... But... China? Bugsie. He dug down and went down... Well, he lived in a different part of the earth.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Oh, so you're saying if you dig straight down right here... Not that we can do that. It would take forever. Probably a year. It wouldn't happen. You know what? The furthest hole they ever dug, I think, was like eight miles, man. What happened?
Starting point is 00:29:19 Nothing. They hit... They were just like, fuck this. They went through water, rock, all this shit. There could be a fucking other planet inside our point. Maybe there might be. Who knows, man. Chuds.
Starting point is 00:29:32 What are chuds? Cannibalistic human underground dwellers. Holy fuck. Really? Where have you heard about that? I just remember a movie growing up. See, I've heard that there's like fucking, like a massive ocean down there. Some people say, but anyway, there is a fucking Sunnyvale in Australia.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I'm sure I didn't dream it. I thought I looked it up, but... So what's going on in the summer? Ask your smart bucks. Is there a Sunnyvale in Australia? because if I didn't dream this man I'm pretty sure there is and I'm pretty sure there's people there
Starting point is 00:30:06 that are a lot like us that we would get along with just fine if we could understand everything they say so you're not you're talking like something like a multi-universe kind of deal where there's like a same thing going on here but it's like in a different fucking it's like a boppel bagger
Starting point is 00:30:20 a boppel bagger whatever that word is a boppel bagger like a boppel there's two things that are the same double ganger yeah yeah yeah What is it? Doppelanger. Oh, I was close.
Starting point is 00:30:34 New word, boppel bangers. Way the fuck off, man. It's one letter wrong. All right, so what's going? You think that there's another fucking, there's another people like this down there on the other side? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure there's actually cameras following them around.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Well, can't we get on, like, Google Earth and see if there is a Sunnyvale? I don't know. I don't know how to work anything like that. What is Google Earth? Google you don't know what Google just ask your smartbox if there's a fucking Sunnyvale in Australia because I may have dreamt this I don't think so I'm pretty sure
Starting point is 00:31:07 I saw a fucking like TV or camera footage of these fucking guys saying they're from Sunnyvale and they look kind of okay give me a second hardcore and fun is there a Sunnyvale in Australia go
Starting point is 00:31:23 here we go baked no it's not going to I'm not talking to whoa whoa whoa whoa yes there's a sunny vale in western Australia a small locality
Starting point is 00:31:39 near Bridgetown in the state's southwest I didn't dream it we're getting a hold of these motherfuck let me see let me see it on a map like who you're going to get a hold of
Starting point is 00:31:53 the fucking mayor or somebody I don't know you want to get the mayor of Sunnyvale what are they called is it a caravan park maybe they have a caravan park over there and I'll find the fucking supervisor. You know what? It's pretty...
Starting point is 00:32:06 There could be... I could be over there. I don't think it works that way. I don't think... You know, it has... There's no fucking way, man. You know what? There's probably a thousand fucking Sunnyvale's in the world.
Starting point is 00:32:18 You just got this one right, which is unbelievable. Considering your... I'm telling you, man. There's cameras following these fucking people around. There's cameras fall around. How's that possible? So there's cameras following us around in Sunnyvale
Starting point is 00:32:31 in Nova Scotia, Canada. And there's cameras following these people around in Sunnyvale, Australia. Doesn't that seem a bit... No, no, where does this whole fucking thing... Like, you're saying there's cameras following other people around.
Starting point is 00:32:46 I saw footage, man. Rick, I'm telling you. There's a thousand fucking... There was a guy... I think there was a guy named Frankie, maybe. Okay, so Frankie. I could have dreamt this part. I don't know. You know, you were high out of your fucking mind, man,
Starting point is 00:33:00 and a dream. You probably have mushrooms. Here's what's going to happen. Okay. We're going to track these motherfuckers down. Have fun. And we're going to see if they want to send us their footage. Whatever, bud. I don't think people would want to see footage of other people from Sunnyville.
Starting point is 00:33:22 It's like saying that, okay, there's another place like Halifax in the world, which there is many. And then you're saying, okay, it's the exact same fucking town over there. so I'm just going to get them a call. Like, who are you going to call? Like, like, come on. All right. I've got people that'll figure this out. Well, I got the coordinates to the Sunnyvale, man.
Starting point is 00:33:43 The latitude and longitude and all that other shit. Okay. Measure the distance. I want to see more footage. If it exists, I want to see more footage of these fucking guys. Okay. Well, let's fucking figure it out then. People like...
Starting point is 00:33:59 And I'll tell you... ...following us around. People might more... Want to watch the cameras fall in the room around? See, that's all like you... I don't even know what the fuck you're watching to figure that one out in your head, man, because that's like totally dimension shit, man.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Different dimensions. Like, that's fucking weird. You know what? We're going to tell these swearing-knit fucking trailer park plus dicks... Yes. To figure this shit out for us. Because we want it to happen.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Okay. I want to fucking... Maybe next park after dark. We're on the fucking phone. All right. Let's see what you got, buddy. Somebody in a fucking Sunnyvale. Australia.
Starting point is 00:34:32 All right. Everybody. Wait and see what happens next week when Ricky figures out the fucking mystery behind another Sunnyvale in a different fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking thing. This is going to give me something to do for a week. You know what? It certainly is. I can't wait to see what you come up with. I'm doing nothing actually.
Starting point is 00:34:49 I'm going to go to the fucking trailer park boys plus office. I'm going to demand shit. I may even take a gun. All right. Do it. And I'm going to ask for a free lunch while I'm there. Perfect. Maybe I'll be with you.
Starting point is 00:35:01 maybe I won't be with you. But actually, you know what? I want to see this go down. So I think it's totally fucked. You're starting to sound like. It's better than fucking trying to dig through the earth. You know what it's like? Remember that fucking show we watched in jail, Fringe?
Starting point is 00:35:17 That's the kind of shit you're talking about. Fringe? Yeah, man. Isn't that? I don't remember. It's about fucking other dimensions and stuff, man. It's all that shit. Multi-universe shit.
Starting point is 00:35:27 That's what you sound like. What are the fucking chances of it, though, man? It's not. I think you're fucked. All right. I think he's fucked. We've got to go. Next week we'll find it if Ricky's fucked or not fucked. Basically, that's it.
Starting point is 00:35:43 If you got any ideas or comments about park after dark, you can write us at padstuff at trailer park boys.com. That's P-A-D-S-U-F at trailer park boys.com. Nice spelling, man. Was it right? Yeah. Nice.

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