Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Season 7 Episode 1 - Brain Compartments & Brain Departments

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

Hold onto your alligator cocks and get ready - we're starting Season 7 with some f**kin' serious hash-inspired book learning! Find out what space smells like, how to invent a colour, and why Ricky wants to live in a swamp for 100 years. Plus: Ragin' over Teddy Ruxpin!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer go to Swearnet.com or download the Swearnet trailer park boys app Fuck off I never owned a fucking Teddy Roxton doll Never. What do you did? No I never owned a fucking Teddy Roxpen doll. Never. One of you did. No. Maybe Julian did.

I definitely didn't, Bubs. I remember one of you guys having one. It wasn't me. I don't have fucking stuff. I kept singing a fucking song that drove me nuts. It wasn't Teddy Roxpen, Ricky. What song? How did it go?

I can't remember, but I hear it. What was the Teddy Roxpen song? You know. Who's fucking Teddy? Who's his Teddy Roxbin? Oh, you're pretending like you don't know. I have no idea, man. That seems like somebody that might own the Teddy Roxbin doll.

I've heard of him. I just don't know what he was. Look up the Teddy Roxbin song on your smart box. I can't. Teddy Roxbin was a little bear. Wasn't there a jingle for him? Oh yeah. That fucking drove me nuts.

I'm Teddy Roxbin, I love you, something like that. I look him this up. Yes, Teddy Roxbin song, we need to know it. Teddy. Roxbin, R-U-X-B-I-N, Roxbin. R-U-X-B-I-N? Yes sir. He had a cartoon, he was quite big.

He was very big, Teddy Roxby. It says cartoon here. Yeah, he had a cartoon, he had fucking dolls, he had everything, he was big. I remember the jingle I handed. Was it the intro to his stupid commercial? I mean, that's probably. Yeah, try it, it might be.

All right, just a sec. Bear sang the jingle. Hopefully doesn't give me PSTD. Yeah, you might get an STD. You might, man. Okay, here we go. Welcome to Park After Dark, everybody. We're having a Teddy Rockspin dispute.

Is this it? I don't think this is it. It's a fucking caterpillar or something singing that. No, this isn't it. Just go Teddy Rocks been commercial 1980s Fuck Jesus He was out in the 80s wasn't he?

Holy fuck. You guys gotta try some of this new hash I got Commercial? No thanks Ricky Oh man it opens up your brain let me tell ya What kind of hash is it? I don't know I think it's like from Pakistan, but it's fucking fantastic. What is it, Deferent? Where'd you get it? I need some of this stuff.

Marge? Sharif or some shit? Another teddy bear? My teddy's really good. Oh, that's the way he fucking talks. He tells stories. Me. Four battles not included. Hi, my name is Teddy Ruxpin. Can you and I be friends? Oh, that's what I hated!

Can you and I be friends? Yeah. Fuck you, Teddy Ruxpin. Why? He's being... I didn't hear a song. That's the commercial. I think Ricky was triggered by the can you and I be friends with his little voice. That's what it was.

Can you and I be friends? And didn't he have a glowing heart? Was that him or was that the Care Bears? Those are the Care Bears, I think, man. I thought I... You had all those dolls. I didn't have any of those dolls. Maybe it was the Bixby and me song that I hate us.

Oh, I love Bixby. He's not around anymore. He died? Well, he wasn't alive, Ricky, he was a puppet. No. But you know what happened to Bexby? What happened to him? Back then when they used to shoot those TV shows for CBC,

they didn't save the fucking tapes. They were trying to save money so once Bexby ended they just taped over it. Are you kidding me? That's fucked. So there's no Bexby. You can't even see old Bexby shows. It's Bexby and me. We live in a tree. It's a new mound. It's so plain to see.

What did you have that had onions on it, man? These, Jail Spice. Holy fuck. It's Bexby and me. We live in a tree. All right, we got five awful kids shows from Canada. This is actually a thing. Good.

Five awful ones? Yeah. Dumb Canadian children shows. Oh, I'll tell you what they are. Okay. Okay, shut up. Trio's. Come with me, we're going to the Trio's.

Remember that? All right, here's one How can you call that dumb Urso one of the greatest fucking you know what's dumb this guy's haircuts dumb Yeah, fuck you with your haircut mr.. Dress up is a Canadian Institution okay, let's see what else classic brilliant Okay, I loved every episode Because I was fascinated by the male lead

What? to be latent homosexual attraction. So anyway, today's special edition... Who was he attracted to, Mr. Dress Up? No. No, some other dude. ...of a big department store. And apparently she liked her job so much, she would spend a...

Dude, this guy's... What are the shows? Mr. Dress Up, he's wrong. Did he call Mr. Dress Up stupid? Yeah. I don't think so. All right, this is another one. I don't know who this is.

This show was too low budget to afford puppets. Buddy? Aw, you're wrecking it. I don't think so. Alright, this is another one. I don't know who this is. Buddy? Aw, you're wrecking it. What do you mean I'm wrecking it? What show is it? I don't fucking know! He's not telling us. Speaking of shows, are we gonna do one? Here. Yeah, bubs, are we gonna do a perk after dark or what?

You're the one fucking around with the goddamn thing and doesn't know how to work anything. Polka Dot Do-door. Polka Dot Door. Polka Dot Door! She's hot. I never realized how hot she is. Polka Dot Door was no Mr. Dress Up, but... it was a good Canadian show. What the fuck went on behind the Polka Dot Door, I wonder? Dirty stuff.

Alright, I gotta turn this shit off, man. I can't... Send me that link. I wanna watch that on my own time. Do you ever get, uh, like stoned to the point where you come up with things that's like, wow? Well... I've been baked on some of your... things, Ricky, where I was, my thoughts were not, I was not in control of them.

Well, last night, man, some shit was coming into my brain. Like you've never heard before. Oh, I can't wait. Did you write some of it down? I did. Hit me with it, Ricky. Hit me with your best shot. Never. I realized last night

that I've never seen my own face. I've seen reflection, I've seen pictures, but I've never actually seen my own face. Try looking down a bit. And I'm going to figure out a way to do it. Well, there's no way to do it

if you're talking about... You can see your nose, sort of. You can see it. You can't... You're not ever going to see your face other than reflections and pictures, Ricky, but a reflection is quite accurate, and so is a 4K video image. It's not my real face. You're absolutely right. He's right. He's right, okay.

You can't argue with that. You've never seen your, I've seen your face and you've seen my face, but I've never seen my face. Looking in the mirror, who gives a fuck? It's not because I know what he's saying. He's never actually laid eyes on Ricky LaFleur. He's only seen a reflection of Ricky LaFleur's face. He's seen Ricky LaFleur's body by looking down and Ricky LaFleur, you've seen Ricky LaFleur's face. He's seen Ricky LaFleur's body by looking down. And Ricky LaFleur, you've seen Ricky LaFleur's wiener a lot?

I have. A lot. I've held it many times. Just as probably about the same amount of times he's seen it. No, he's no man. When it's slapping you in the face. He's not doing that.

Jesus, brother. There's another fucking weird one. So you've never, that's a good one though, Ricky. I've never thought about that. I've never seen one. You're gonna like this next one, I bet. Oh fuck, okay. I should be doing stone thoughts.

Okay, do it, throw them at us. I was looking around last time, like I think I need to change it up in here. I need a new color. And I was like, what color would I go on? And then I was like, I'm gonna make up a new color. You can't, can ya? Nope.

Fuck! I just was like, I'm gonna come up with a color that's never been seen before. It's possible. Really? I thought they just came up with a new color a little while ago. You can't come up with, you can't imagine a color

that doesn't exist. I know, I know that. Do ya? Yeah. It doesn't sound like you know, I know that. Do ya? Yeah. It doesn't sound like you do. Sounds like you're confused. Cause your brain's small. No, that's not it, Bubs.

Just saying. No, you look at a chart of all the colors, you can see it, you know, you've got a- A chart? Well, not a chart, but a color chart. Yeah, like a color wheel. You think a color chart has all the colors on it, do you? The color wheel, man.

Like the glitter and paint thing? Oh, there's every color that exists. No, man. No. You can't imagine a color that doesn't exist. That's right, I agree. OK. It's weird, isn't it?

It's weird, Ricky, but I- How have they all been discovered? Well, Ricky, because they're described in Pantone's numbers. And every one from 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, which is black or white, I can't remember, right up to 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, which is the other one, black or white. Every number in between. I didn't know they had numbers and shit. Pantones.

Didn't know that. Pantones. Are you sure, like, are you shit me? Or you just throwing shit at us? I'm very knowledgeable. Okay, pantones. I'm looking up pantones. Look up pantone.

Tell me what definition is there. Pantone. You'm looking up pantones. Look up pantone. Tell me what definition is there. Pantone. You little chestnut brain. Riddle me this. Julian's got a little avocado seed for brain. Thank you, bubs. It's just pumping in there too. It's probably in there, left in wait.

Yeah, it does mean tone. What's the definition of Pantone? Turned out to be a visionary name choice because the Pantone matching system has become the worldwide standard for selecting, communicating and matching colors. Wow, I had not heard of that word before. I've heard of it.

You used to work in a paint store, didn't you? No. All right. Let's use the word, you see lots of Pantone's in there, right? No, but what I'm saying is every color on the spectrum, from white to black, every, there's millions, millions, millions, millions, millions, millions of shades of colors.

I guess it makes sense, but it just sucks, because I'd like to come up with my own, and I can't. I mean, you can come up with ones that aren't common, Ricky, like a particular shade of purple. Ronnie Wood. When I got to go to Ronnie Wood's house, he's got this purple carpet on his stairs in his house. And I was like, Jesus Murphy, that's a cool color purple.

He said, that's my purple. I had that carpet made specifically to that Pantone. Gorgeous color carpet. You know what else Ronnie Wood has in his house? What? You know Banksy, the artist? Yeah. You go in Ronnie's fucking house, it's crazy.

He's got this big double house by Abbey Road. And you go in and he's got, well I probably shouldn't be saying this or he'll get robbed. Nobody's got quite an art collection and he's got a door mat, a welcome mat made by Banksy. That's cool. On his wall right at his front door.

They're saying that, they're just saying here in this fucking thing that there's a new color that was discovered. It's named, it's called Olo. O-L-O. What do you mean it was discovered? They said man, newly discovered color. By Christopher Columbus? There's hope for me.

Newly discovered color man. There's hope for me. It's blue green. Christopher Columbus discovered it, did. It says blue-green. Christopher Columbus discovered it, did he? I'm not sure how it's possible, but... It's open for argument, it's saying, but they're saying this was discovered. Not that one. And I've seen this fucking color before.

Fuck you. You've got underwear of that color. I do have underwear of that color. What year was this? Right now. April 19th, 2025. Wow. Discovered by a caveman. That's the new color. What year was this? Right now. April 19th, 2025. Wow. Discovered by a caveman.

That's the new color. Let me see it. It's Olo. Man, I don't like it. I like it. That's not a new color. You fucking okay. Go over there with these guys.

So, I gotta ask you this, spubs. Since you're smartless. Smart what? Less smarty. I don't know. You're smart. I wish I was a smarty, like in a box of sp- oh! Do we have any smarties?

We have no smarties, spubs. If I think about my brain, does that mean my brain's thinking about itself? Yes. Things that go through my fucking mind when I'm big. Yes. When you're thinking about your brain, your brain is thinking of itself. That's pretty fucking terrific. Can you think from different parts of your brain?

Do you have the ability to do that? What do you mean? Start thinking from using the back part of your brain? It depends on what you're thinking about, Julian. That's right, because- Left, right brain. Because I just heard- Artistic versus scientific.

Exactly, I'm heard artistic versus scientific exactly I'm heard if you can't get to sleep You got to start trying to think with the back part of your brain because it's just it doesn't sheep Guess where that happens back there back there really see there's some truth to it Well, it's a melding of artistic and science Like you can't really describe the shit as well as you you, the front part of your brain, the back part of your brain. Correct. You don't get into the details.

But when you are thinking of your brain, yes, your brain is thinking of itself. Cool. That's the front part of your brain, right? But your brain's not a separate entity, Ricky. Like sometimes I've noticed you may think it is. Like you've argued with your brain. He's talked to his brain a lot.

You talk to your brain and you argue with it as if it's someone else. I always argue with my brain all the time. You're just arguing with yourself, man. But that's, yeah, you're just, you're basically just thinking, Ricky, that's called thinking. You can't argue with your brain

like it's a separate person over here. You've threatened it, I've heard you. Oh yeah, no, sometimes I wanna fuckin' kill it. Right, see, you can't, that's, you can't be, you can't be doing anything bad to it. Poking it. Last night I was so high I could smell my lungs. It was fucking kinda cool.

You can smell your lungs. Yep. Okay. Give me your feedback, because I have a little bit of information on this. You know what, I don't think your brain allows you to smell your lungs. Does it? I could smell my what, I don't think your brain allows you to smell your lungs. Does it? I could smell my lungs.

I could smell it. I don't believe you. In my lungs. You could probably smell your breath, not your lungs. I don't know. I've never smelled what I smelled last night ever before in my life. If I did, I don't remember,

because I was too drunk. You think it was your lungs that you were smelling? It was definitely my lungs. Bubs, get into this conversation, please. You can't smell your lungs that you were smelling? It was definitely my lungs. Bubs, get into this conversation please. You can't smell your lungs. Alright. But only because brain, who is not a separate entity, he automatically filters that out

because he doesn't want you smelling your lungs because it would be too distracting. It was, the wonderful smell of, it just made me want to smoke more. But you might have been so high that the filter, the auto filter mechanism in your brain shut down. Maybe he was smelling his lungs. So it is possible.

If your brain wouldn't filter it out, you could technically smell your lungs. That's cool. Do you think some people have stinkier lungs than others? Oh yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Think about it.

What about someone that works in a coal mine? They got stinky lungs. They got coal lungs, black lungs. Some of them works like in a landfill. They got some stinky fucking lungs. People that... If you smell someone's fart, you're gonna have stinky lungs.

Little shit particles coating the walls of your lungs? I don't think it works. I don't know about that. I know who's shit particles coated your lungs one day. You remember? No. You don't? No.

What are you talking about? Do you know who I'm talking about? I don't know if I do. What the fuck are you talking about man Back to the future, baby. Oh Fuck yes Back to the future. I almost threw up that day doc Doc, okay doc

Fuck oh you're talking about it. It's something that actually happened. Yes Okay, doc from back to the Future. The bathroom. Shit bombed. He fucking destroyed a bathroom. With his smell. Yeah. He was just going in as Doc was coming out of the stall after just the Doc's desecrating the place. He's got some bowel problems.

I almost threw up. He was gagging. I think we talked about it. Yeah, it was awful. I wonder. I don't know what's in his diet, but wow. You might have been smelling the fuck's capacitor. He eats like the flux capacitor, Peels, fucking Rodnall's.

Oh yeah, because the future flux capacitor worked on garbage, didn't it, instead of plutonium. He's just got like fermented shit in his gut. Like pounds of it. Something else I realized last night, Bates. Like right now at this exact moment, you're never gonna be older or younger than you are at that moment. I've thought about this before, Ricky. It's fucking-

Right now, it's the oldest you've ever been, Julian. Yeah. And simultaneously, the youngest you'll ever be. Yeah, again. Isn't that something? I like this hash, Ricky. Well then if you're down. I like that it gets your brain pumping.

Then it made me kind of go down the rabbit hole a little bit, so I was looking up some shit. Fuck. Like you know when you snap your finger? Yeah. The fucking sound comes from this middle finger that you tell people to fuck off with, hitting your palm. That's where the sound comes from.

Where did you think it came from? I thought it was when you're rubbing the fucking cocksuckers together that made a sound. No, it's the hitting there. Now it makes sense, but. And I think it's breaking the sound barrier. Oh yeah? Maybe.

I don't know about that. Well, why can't you snap without the first part? It's so weird. Because you need to, you need the torque. You need to let it out of the gate. That's right. You need the torque, baby. Listen to my snaps, way better than your guys'.

Listen. Perfect. Eh, it fell right. You need the torque, you need the tension and then the release of energy gives you the snap. You can't just do it faster. Another one I found was your right hand has never touched your right elbow.

So you don't need hash to figure that out. That's easy, man. Yeah. I mean, mine did once when I broke it, but. Yeah. I remember that. You folded it right over. It wasn't a good day.

It was folded over, he was gripping his elbow. But yeah, I guess that makes sense. That's kind of like when you catch a fish and you hold them up and you show them the world. You show them all the trees and everything and show them time and then you put them back. You're going to like this one, Julian. Kind of like that. What about you?

Ricky, is there hash in this? Tell people drink more alcohol. You're fucking right, we do. That is a fun fact for ya. It's true. Oh, walnut brain, eh? If you call me walnut brain, I'm gonna fucking smash my glass over your face pops.

Ha ha ha. That would be something. Hooligan walnut. I don't think I'd break it. This is. That could be your mob name Julie and want Julie and the walnut I read this one in my brain is one Whoo, I like where this is going and I study these cocksuckers a little more I think okay Alligators don't fucking age

Alligators don't fucking age Well, they only die if they starve to death or if they catch an alligator disease which I don't know what those are but So you sure about that suckers would live forever if they didn't let's put this thing Well, they have to age through the space-time continuum, but you mean they don't Like biologically older their cells don't age and all it Well, you study those and find the fountain that you how do we get alligator juice to inject into ourselves? I know drink alligator blood. I'm gonna turn into an alligator Just make sure I've got lots of food on a little stock member Sam Losko's bag was like an alligator. He told us Remember mm-hmm. I think it's just not smooth.

Yeah, but remember he was, I remember him palming yours. So his bag would live forever? Is that what he meant? Maybe. It's what alligators, they just eat meat, right? That's it. They're not a fucking... I don't know, man.

I've never seen an alligator eat... Pitcher, they eat in a plant. Would they eat like, yeah, maybe. Like an egg. An egg? They'd fuck over an egg. They'd go up in a nest and What sort of fucking disease would take down

one of those suckers? Don't know, I don't think animals in the wild get like cancer or anything, right? Alligators get all kinds of, alligators can get heart disease. Can they? Yeah. What if they have three hearts? Maybe if they're in captivity or something, Bubs. I don't think they're getting heart disease. Can they? Yeah. What if they have three hearts? Maybe if they're in captivity or something, Bubs.

I don't think they're getting heart disease. Pulmonary embolism. Really? I've heard of the alligator embolisms. Diseases. They get. How the fuck do they know they don't age? Well, they study them, Ricky.

They're called science. Yeah, but what factor would say that an on-agent could grow? Well, they would analyze their cells. No cellular deterioration at the atomic level, maybe. Molecular. They get bacterial infections, viral infections, parasitic infections. Yeah, they get a bad cold.

Cold shocks. He's 400 years old, he gets a bad cold, guess what? He's fucked. He's fucked, he gets the snuffles. He gets the snuffles. He gets malaria. Mosquitoes can't bite alligators, Ricky. Maybe on the eyeball, but they wouldn't even be able to do that.

They're on their hog. They really... Alligators have thick skin on their wieners. Do they? Yes. You've never heard the term fucking, he's got a cock like an alligator's back. He's got a cock. I have.

What, what do you mean by that? It's bumpy. Yeah. You never heard that saying? I don't fully understand it. Nobody's ever said that to you. You got a cock like an alligator's back. No.

Interesting. Listen. Please don't be for us. Ricky, did you do anything where the cops might be coming? Of course, but nothing they should know about. Yeah, it's going away. It's going away. It's fading. Alright, they live to the age of around 70 to 100 years old.

Holy fuck, that's a good gig. It's a good gig. Sitting in a swamp for 100 years, fucking around, killing people. That's a good gig, is it? around, killing people. That's a good gig, is it? If I told you you could be an alligator for 100 years, you would do that? If I knew I got 100 years?

It's fucking tempting, isn't it? Wouldn't you get bored, though? No. We just make up different ways of killing shit. They can't smoke. They could eat edibles though. Fuck, they could eat a kilo, just one bite. That's what I have to find out.

I have bundles of fucking different substances that you could eat. You'd have to have a drug dealer that was willing to drop kilos of ash into the swamp. Yeah, there'd have to be some conditions. What would your name be? Snappy. Snappy the fucking highest fuck alligator. Alright, Bubs, did you know that space has a distinct smell to it?

Yes, I did. What does this smell like? I'll tell you exactly what it smells like, because I asked astronaut Colonel Chris Hadfield, Commander Hadfield, asked him what space smelled like, and he said, that's a fucking great question, because space does have a smell. And he said the closest thing he could relate to the smell of space would be a very sort of burnt steak.

That's not a great smell. No, he didn't say it smelled good in space, Ricky, but he said it does, because he said, and I said how do you know, because obviously you can't take the fucking hollow dog to take a whiff. Exactly, that's what I want. Yeah.

Because they use tools and stuff in space, and then when they come in, the suit and the tools, it has a like a smell. A smell of burnt steak. I was gonna, yeah. What does it say? A mixture of diesel fumes Gunpowder and barbecue so you fucking nailed it. That's I mean, that's pretty good, but he said, you know burnt steak

I think that was encompassing the You know that would be encompassing the diesel fuel diesel fuel. Hey That's a weird one. That's something else. Yeah That's a weird one. That's something else. Yeah. Space. What could they say is from the stars and shit dying off? Oh yeah, there's a lot of chemical reactions and stuff.

It's just weird that there's a smell when it's a vacuum. I don't quite wrap my head around that, but... Yeah. If Hadfield said it, I believe it, because he knows what the fuck he's talking about when it comes to space. Such a weird combination, like diesel fuel, barbecue, what was the other fucking thing?

Fuck, I lost it. Diesel fuel, barbecue, and... Doesn't matter. I don't remember what you said, now. Me neither, I can't remember. It's not like I'm ever gonna get it. That's drugs, boys, that's what drugs will do to your brain.'t remember. I don't like I'm ever gonna get that's drugs boys That's what drugs will do to your brain. It's good, isn't it? Or if your brain is the size of a pea. Oh, here we go

You should get some Holy fuck those got a bit of a kick to them, huh? Jail spice Is that the real jail spice that you guys used to make in jail? That's it, man. It's quite good. I know. It's weird, but it's fucking good. I like it. Jail spice.

If you haven't tried them yet, they're fucking tasty. Tasty chip. And they're delicious. I couldn't have been described those. I like these barbecue cocksuckers, too. I think these taste like space. I think space would taste like jail spice. Just like jail spice.

Because they're kind kinda like a burn. We should've called them space chips. So gentlemen, we're about to make a little journey this week. Oh yes. Where are we going? Going to the falls. Going to where? Niagara Falls, baby.

That's this week. Yes sir. Yes sir. Oh man. To the con. I lose a lot of money at the falls, man. There's some good casinos and shit there. Well, you gotta be more like me.

Don't bet. Okay. So we're gonna be there, what is it? Are we going up Thursday or Friday? Mike, we're going on Thursday, aren't we? Thursday. We're there all day, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Yeah, we'll be there Thursday night.

At the Comic Con. The Comic Con. I think so. Niagara, it's one of those, and Sunday. Yeah, we'll be there Thursday night. At the Comic Con. The Comic Con. Comic Con? I think so, Niagara, it's one of those, you know. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they're gonna light the falls up green for us. Yes, did you know that? Because of this. Because of that, right there.

Really? Yeah, man. Recuse Liquorade, they're gonna light the falls up green, they're giving us like the, they're having a ceremony or something. They're having another ceremony. I think so. Every time we go to Niagara Falls they're having a ceremony or something. They're having another ceremony. I think so. Every time we go to Niagara Falls we have a ceremony, Matt.

Well last time they were giving us the key to the city and they gave us a key lime pie because Buddy thought it was hilarious. That was the mayor, yeah. Was that the mayor? Yeah. You sucker punched him, didn't you? I know, I swung and he fucking ducked out of the way and he started giggling like a little smirk.

Luckily you didn't connect with him, Ricky. That's the fucking mayor. It was a love punch. And we could have missed our key lime pie. No, he was a good guy. I liked him. All right. So if you don't have your techie chat, come down to the Niagara, probably at the big convention center there. It's probably not hard to find if you get on the Google machine. Or they probably put it on the screen right here.

It's probably there. It's probably right there now. Click the link or whatever. All right, can we go now, boys? I got shit to do. What do you got to do? Get ready for Niagara. I gotta go make some money.

Takes money to make money. I hope I have a few of the files. What are you gonna do to make money today? I gotta make some money. I've got some ideas. Does it involve your underwear coming off? It doesn't, Buffs, no. Last time we went to Niagara, it was awesome. Crazy. I love Niagara. It's a good time.

You got the... last time, remember, I had the hotel room basically right over the falls. Yeah, that was wicked. Falls and you... oh my God, Ricky thought he was going to go over the falls in a barrel. I don't like it either. It's fucking ridiculous. basically right over the falls. Yeah. Right out there. That was wicked. Falls and you, oh my god, Ricky thought he was gonna go over the falls in a barrel. I don't like him being around the falls. I don't like it either. It's fucking scary.

It's so tempting though, isn't it? I know, but don't talk about it. No! There's nothing tempting about it. How do you guys not wanna go over the fucking falls in a barrel? Because it's fucked. Because you'll die.

People done it. Not many. A few. A few? Ricky, why would you take why was anybody been killed yes lots of people Bottom of it man. The only one guy went over it in like a you want to just go over them you got a the guy that made it was in like a

survival tube oh Like a ball. I've got survival ball. Well maybe I can just, the giant hamster ball. Ricky just wants to go over. Like woo! What a fucking time that would be. It would be good footage. I'd have my hands up in the air just like I'm in a roller coaster. Ricky, the amount of force when you got to the bottom with the water pounding you under the fucking thing, it would shred you. You'd come out like a fucking rabbit. No, I'd have to be in something, wouldn't I? You'd have to be on something as well. You'd come out like a fuckin' rabbit. No, I'd have to be in something, wouldn't I? You'd have to be on something as well.

You'd have to be on something and in something. Well, let's get this going. It's time to go, boys. We gotta get ready for this. All right, everybody, thank you. Cheers. Bixby and me. We live in a dream.

Claps. Will you be my friend? No. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer? Go to Swearnet.com or download Don't be my friend! No. No.