Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Season 8 Episode 1 - Newsflash: This Is F**KED!!

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

Poor Ricky! He's looking for love, but his f**ked employment history is turning off the ladies. Can Julian help him write a job-winning resume? There's also a mushroom PSA for California, and a warning about hitch-hiking butthole fish. Plus: Let there be light - Julian attempts a life hack experiment!

What's up fuckers? If you like to see the video version of this podcast, go to trailer parkboysplus.com and subscribe. What? Newsflash, Julian, and this is fucked. Apparently most women won't date you unless you have a job. Good times. What?

Get over here and mix up a drink, man. Jesus, Ricky. What the fuck's going on? I guess I just wasn't expecting that, you know, they would ask so fast, you know. What do you do for a living? And, you know, you can say, well, I'm... farmer or whatever

but all right what did you say women I haven't even got to meet and they're asking about work and jobs this is all this online date and shit is that what you're talking about

tough man like do I have to get a fucking job all right you know what there's a lot more time I'll get into that later there's other fucked up things going on the world we'll talk about first we got to try to

you know turn this shit around a bit man holy fuck do you're about the dude that just got that world record I don't fucking know, man World record's pretty general I know man

They happen a lot Just give me one second I gotta recalculate Recalculate Recalibrate Recalibrate Recalibrate Wow man

What the fuck How many How many How many fucking milligrams Are those things It's a lot A lot It's the perfect amount

All right There's some shit going on The guy There's a guy that fucking Got a world record he's probably going to get you know become rich because of this i don't know how world records and how much you make afterwards what the fuck is the world record for he ate fucking two pounds of honey in two minutes i could see you doing that with the red buzz on well how i just give me i don't know what

okay you know what two liters that's maybe maybe to about here that's about two pounds like that much. It's probably only world record because no one's been dumb enough to do it before. You are, though. That's what I'm saying. If you had the, I mean, not dumb.

You know, if you had the right buzz on, you could fucking, you could do five pounds. Wouldn't I give you like diabetes or some shit? I don't know, man. It's, you don't mind. My body would probably say, what in the fuck? I think honey's really good for you, man.

I mean, it doesn't expire. It doesn't expire. Yeah, that's kind of cool. It can be like 2,000 years old. You know what you should do? Two pounds. of a 2,000-year-old fucking thing of honey.

All right, well. That's taking it up a notch. Do you make money if you get a world record, do you think? Like, what do you go and make much for that? I could go on, I don't know. Go to like bingo halls and shit

and say, hey, I ate honey. Look at this plaque. You might be able to get on Arsenio or something, I don't know. Arsenio. Is that still a thing? No, man. Actually, you know what?

I heard Arsenio's coming back. There you go. taking over something. One of those shows, people are getting fired, man. I don't know. I saw this headline when I was baked last night. I said, I think I need to talk about this and find it more about it. Hitchhiking fish find protection inside Manta Rays buttholes.

All right, you guys say that again, man. What? I got butt holes and manor rays. Hitchhiking fish find protection inside Manta Rays. Okay. hike what do these hit that's what called remoras they're like a shark-shaped fish and they go right in they got those suction cup things on their dorsal fence so normally they just hang out and they help the eat bacteria off the fish and it's kind of like a win-win but not always

sometimes these smaller little fuckers just go right inside the the butt holes for protection it's not if they eat in there I hope maybe not but they might they're definitely stone at once. It's fucking weird, bud. But you know what? They don't know it's a disgusting fucking hole. They think it's a hiding place. And I guess the manorays, when the

thing's going in, they're like, and they might try to rub their butt on some sand or some rocks. Well, they're going to get it out. They want to get it out. Sphinctors technical. What the fuck? They might. Some of them like it. Butthole. Wow.

That's a weird thing. You're just swimming around, on your own business, enjoying the fucking beautiful warm waters of the tropical Caribbean and then whammo boom and you're like What is it? Who's banging me? Nope We're playing a little hide and seek in your ass

dude Or is it like Hmm wow No because I just If there's grass can get it out The little guy's going in I'm just wondering what Feels like

You know what Take a sardine You got a candle over there And ram one right up your hole And tell it live on camera how it feels fuck except those ones

they're alive with this buzz on I can pretend I'm a manterey and I was just wondering what it felt like I can even feel how warm the water is

you know what there's people out there that like assplay you know what I mean okay so they probably fucking enjoy it they're probably swimming around

they're swimming around when it happens they are trying to rub their ass on the sand and rocks trying to get it out they're getting them to move a bit more in there those manor

They're going around, they're fucking cruising around, man, with their tails, their spiky tail up in the air, showing that ass of that saying, come on in. They don't give a fuck if it feels good to them. You know what? They got to do a test on those things. All right. Well, I guess we'll never know unless we come back as man raised sometime. But then would we know we're into it if we're not into it? If you were, what if you were the other fish?

Would you be like searching out, butthole? See, the other fish, I mean, that's the, that's the fish that have problems, I think. The manor raised, they're like, whoa, whatever, something's going on. I can't exactly, like, take my flipper hands and reach out and grab the thing and ram it out. Shove it away, yeah. You can try to force it out with a good, like, ugh. But, I mean, if you're about to get eaten by some prey and you see this fucking cave, you're going in.

You were fucking going in, man. You know that the mouth isn't a good place to hide. No, you're not getting out of that one. I mean, how do they fucking breathe in there? They must fill up the whole... So many questions. Like, that's... Well, they must have, like...

Leave it for another time. Oh, they're going in. Maybe when they're going in, they take their little fins and open up a bit, let the water go in. So they've got enough... Yeah, I'd say there must be some water in there, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they hold it.

their breath. You know what? We're going to let the scientists figure that one out because I can't, man. Okay, we've got to do one of those service of the public announcements. What's what?

Whatever the fuck you say it. Service analysis, then? Sure. Okay. People in California, stop eating fucking mushrooms. What? Yes. Magic ones or the normal ones? They're fucking killing people, man.

What do you mean? I don't know if it's because people are hungry and they just, if they think they look like ones that are eating. Poisonous mushrooms. Yes, it's up like tenfold this year. Fucking people die. Do they think these mushrooms are for their salad, or do they think they're like going to fuck them?

Food's getting expensive, so I don't know if they're just, hey, let's go get some free mushrooms. And some of them do look like they're harmless, but they're fucking not. Well, the two worst ones are the death cap. That's a good name for a mushroom. He probably shouldn't eat that. And the Western destroying.

angel mushroom. That's another great name. I guess they're filled with amatoxin which attacks your liver. Half a mushroom can fucking kill you. All right. If you see these mushrooms, don't fucking eat them. Don't eat any mushrooms from the woods. We can't go there because you... Simple rule. You would die. Fuck, I...

Yes. Drunk out in the woods? I have eaten weird mushrooms. No kidding, man. We've eaten disgusting mushrooms, man. I don't believe. Man, did you really fucking work on getting me like a job I'm we're gonna no we're gonna get into that but Ricky resume resume yes I've got a resume I'm gonna teach you how to do that we're gonna get into

something else first though that's how you spell resume resume yeah it's just there's like never mind you don't need to know okay all right R E S-O M-A-W resome how or E-Z-O this is why we're gonna Z-O M-A-Y Resum-A Resum-A All right, I got to wait for this

Buzz to let's do a couple more things until we get into talking about serious shit, all right? And I'm sorry that I fucking yelled in the dark. Yes, that's what we're doing right now. It's time to do the life acts. It pissed me off because I wasn't prepared

and I wasn't expecting to have no fucking power for 11 hours. So you're going to keep everybody up in the park by fucking screen. I was, I had a by the dark and I was pissed off to the dark and I told the dark to fuck off. The dark. I don't even know who I was shooting out. I was just pissed off.

You were shooting at the fucking dark man. It doesn't make any sense. The dark was being a dick and I didn't have batteries for flashlights. I couldn't find my power rechargeable bullshit. I was fucked. All right. I got the shit. I got no fucking nothing to make light.

Well, I got the shit you told me to get like what the bunch of rice and some Q-tips. I got fucking olive oil. Because you were saying that if I, you were saying, did you have rice, me cow? Do you have Q-tips? Well, probably. Do you have oil? Yeah, I guess so. So you're saying I could have made candles?

What? I don't even know what you're talking about. Yes, no, yeah. How? You could make fucking candles? How? You want to know how to make a fucking candles? So this is like one of those lifer hackies?

These are the life hacks. And you're twisting my fucking brain apart here right now. My brain is going to blow up, isn't it? All right, we got two shot glasses. This is, we're gonna do them right here, man. We're doing shooters? Yeah. No, we're not doing fucking shooters. These aren't Zambuca shooters either.

Fuck. All right, where's the fucking water at, man? Uh, I'll have to get some water. Got some water, get some water. All right. First thing you do is, uh, you put the rice in the fucking shot glass. Okay. Yeah.

Fucking rice. Take the water. You learn this from the top? This is from the TikTok. Put some water in there. Okay, it looks pretty easy so far. Yeah, man. You know what? You wish we had some food color.

That would have been fucking awesome. I can't help you with food coloring. I know, man. Don't worry about it. And then you take the oil. Oh yeah, look at that. It floats. Oil floats, yeah. What's that called?

It's called oil floating on water, man. I wish I was oil. Okay, here. You take that? Okay. You can use this one. I'm going to use this one. Take this fucking thing, right down.

You don't cut it in half or anything, huh? Fuck, yeah, maybe we should cut in half. Motherfucker. You don't really have a cutter. I got a... You know what? We always get stuck on stupid fucking things like this. Yeah, because we're not prepared.

Where's my knife? I knew what we were doing. I would have been prepared. God damn it. Fuck. Go off the door to my kitchen. Get the... Get something, man.

This is gonna, I don't know, the confidence level is... Here, I got the bud tremors here. It's good, no. All right. Oh, I almost went right in your drink. All right. So now I put this in here. Put it in there, man.

Oh, I see. Yeah, and then here's the magic. Light this motherfucker. You like this motherfucker. Come on, man. Here, light yours. I don't, I think... Come on, baby, light my fire.

You know what? I think the problem is. We fucked up. I think we cut them too fucking short, man. Yeah, we totally did. Get this fucker going. My hands all fucking covered in oil now. I'm basically doing what I did the other night.

I was standing around holding this like this, because this is fucking not working, but I get the idea. You just cut up too short. Fuck! Cut it too short? Come on, man. Yeah!

Where is it? Check that out, man. All right, that's something. Candle, you've got light. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have much hope for that candle. All right, you know what? This is one of those life hackers that...

I don't know. I don't think we did it right. Okay, yeah, you got something. See, the oil's starting to go up, the fucking thing, right? I see. You know... Fucking... God damn it.

Here. Yeah, char that, you motherfucker. I got fucking oil on me. And Jesus. I hate the smell of shit. Whoa, man. You know what? I think we fuck something up.

All right, so if I'm in the dark tonight, I might still be smearing and screaming. Pouring oil all over myself and rice. It's got a fucking light, man. What's the problem here? Maybe... Operator error. We fucked it. I think, I don't know.

covered mine in oil I fucked up. Yeah, but I thought fucking oil burned, man. Those are the last cue tips, huh? You know what you do? Fuck it. There you have it. Put a Dorito chicken. Next time your power goes out, try that. I think it's...

You know, no, you know what? This is the thing. It's a hack. Fuck the hack. It doesn't work. You try that, you're just getting fucking sucked in. Well, that's sucked. Now I'm pissed off, so cheer me up. You want to get cheered up? Let's have it we do drum... Drum of the week.

Drunk of the week and Dumb of the Week. Let's get that going. Drummer of the week. Let's get the drummer of the week going, Chipper. Please make us laugh. Okay, we got fucking going down the stairs. Whoa, whoa. Good save with the railing.

Oh, no, he's weighing more drunk. Oh, man, that guy is fucking wasted. Yeah, that was good. It was a good setup of a guy flying over like no problem on the skateboard. than you look at these fucking guys going down rolled good setup man yeah that's quite a camera work man oh whoa whoa whoa whoa oh dude all right that was a good one that was quite a stumble that was a good one yeah i like that one a lot oh she's fucking hell oh they're both here

whoa whoa hang on is this a cruise ship she's just giving her up there oh my The two of women are wasted. Holy fuck, it's a fucking his hands full. Wow. Okay. All right. That's a tough one. I'd either go with number two or number three.

I was going to go with number one. Okay. No, but you know what? Number two. Buddy fucking went down. He just kept going and going. What the fuck is he doing? Yeah, the soil and shit at the end was pretty funny.

It didn't even look like he fucking grabbed onto the thing that hurt, eh? No. He knocked, yeah, that was drunk. Yeah, peace of. Congratulations, my friend, you were the Leahy drunk of the week. Now we've got to go for dumb dumps. All right, this guy's been so dumb. This doesn't look good.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right. You forgot to. Oh, he's got no rope. No, there's no rope there, man. Oh, that is pretty fucking dumb. Okay, so he's, now what? Oh, fuck, get up there, buddy.

Get up there. What a way to start your boating day. Load your boat in the water, and it just floats away. The fuck is that garbage? At least he saved it, I guess. Now what? That was a disappointment, man. Okay, this is this is not going to, buddy's going to do a wrestling dive onto a table from the balcony, is he?

Let's go. Looks like it. Oh, no. Okay, that did not. That is, yeah, he's fucked. Oh. Dude. Shit, you should not do when you're wasting.

That was fucking dumb. That was really dumb. I'm sorry, buddy. What's that? He wants a real seat. He was a real estate. Oh, my God. It got his buddy on fire.

Get me. Get the leg. Get me. Jesus. Get down. Oh, okay. He had to be burnt bad. Yeah.

He fucking was on fire for a while. Yeah. It's lucky he was running, though, because at least maybe he saved his face. Man. This back is fucked down. Back of his head. I don't know. I mean, that guy's the dumbest motherfucker I've seen in a while.

The guy that got burnt wasn't really dumb. Well, he ran a little... Was he running right for the lake or was he just... I don't know, man. I missed it. I guess fireman? Fireman's fucking dumb. The group of fire people. The whole lot of them is fucking...

You are the fucking dummies of the week. You can't play around with that shit. I've done it, so I can't say much. Yeah, I've been there witnessing. It's tough lesson to learn. Shit. All right, there we go. Okay.

That is it, man. Congratulations. You got through it, man. Now we get into this shit that I don't even want to talk about black you know what I can't You need not date I guess but all right thought of getting a fucking job and I don't want to say hey you know I work at the fucking Corner store and I need something the pays good it's like worth it because I can make more money okay this is the fucking I don't even know how to do one of these fucking this is how you do it okay Number one you just got to fill this in okay you put your name

Ricular Fleur. Okay, good. Your phone number, you got that. You got your phone number. You don't have an email, do you? I'm in the... It's in the works. So you don't have a fucking email?

Yes, I have a fucking email. I'm not talking to these people. You don't have a fucking email. That's a big problem. You need to... We'll get one later. It's easy to do. Okay.

City and province, you know that? I want a fucking cool email address. Okay, well, what kind of emails do you want? Ricky the motherfucker. That's not going to be good. You don't people aren't like, people don't have that kind of sense of humor, man. Okay.

In business. Like, they don't want to read Ricky the motherfucker. What if they're fucking uptight? They're going to go next. All right. All right. You got to write a- Ricky's lame as fuck email at Gmail.

No, you just put Ricky one, two, three. You just need something easy, man. Or fucking, you know. New Yorker, one. What's this Ricky four, 20, 60, at Hot Mail, H-O-T-M-A-L-E. I don't fucking know what that is. It's a great handle.

Well, you don't want that because it doesn't even make fucking sense. Did you get boner to do this? No, I didn't get boner to do this, man. See, what kind of work do you do? Like, do I, what do I say there? Okay, no, no, no. I'm in sales. Okay, you're in sales.

Agriculture. Okay. Firming. You're right. There's two. investing you're investing you're investing equipment and things

you've done door to door salesman type shit yeah I think you mowed a fucking lawn once I've bartended you've bartended well you can't not legally that doesn't fucking matter

what kind of skills do you have I've done a lot I'm carpentry and how long handy man no handyman yeah no no no no no you cannot put that you're a fucking

man good at cutting things. No, the handyman per chipper, can you fucking throw the handyman video on? This is the best idea of Bubba's ever had. I can't believe we never thought of this before. Anyway, let's get this little hand towel holder put up and where the fuck out of here in five minutes. These old homes are always built the code so their studs are every 16 inches so we're just

making little murk here. Put a couple screws on this and where the fuck out of here. Ten bucks just like that. Perfect. Fucking seriously? Who the fuck built this piece of shit as long as he fucking drink. Fucking hold it. fucking asshole. And you could patch these little holes and you know they still look pretty good but

The best thing to do when you get a hole like this is to make a little square then you'll never have to worry about cracking Mays'll fucking do it right so much for the goddamn five-minute fucking job Anyway, I'll put the place fucking rectangle out of here take our trusty how fucking cuts your anything saw Make sure you try to stay on the lines because you want to be able to replace a nice rectangle afterwards Fuck. What the fuck. What's the fuck? It's probably just a breaker.

No big deal. We'll fix it. See, this is what you can't do. You're not going to get into fucking doing handyman. That was not my fault. That was totally your fault. It was the dumbest fucking... Whoever built that trailer is a fucking...

If I had built it, none of that would have happened. But, I mean, you... See, here's the... Years of experience. How many years of experience? This is a good thing. I could see. I work for the same company now for what?

30 years. You can't say. that though because what is the company Ricky's Enterprises Enterprises sounds maybe you know what Maybe we can do that This is the thing I will help you out if you're going to do this

Put me down as a reference Lefleur Enterprises And I can say that I was the CEO of Lafleur Enterprise there you go to me okay We might get good jobs You're gonna get a job man Yeah but fuck you only get what a couple weeks off a year Fuck that you don't you

Some places give you like three weeks But doesn't just get a job job for a little bit. Just so you can get that. What if I pay a company that says I work for them and I don't? No, you can't do that. Fuck sakes.

They're not good. People aren't going to start fucking lying for you, man. All right. I'm going to have to, well, yeah, I worked for the same company

for 30 years. I'm a great employee. Okay, so here's another thing. And I should say that I get six to eight weeks off a year and I need to get the same here, please. All right,

says here, do you got any, like, certificates? Education training? The what? I can, drive five-ton. Okay, you can drive a five-ton.

I can drive an 18-wheeler, not officially, but I've driven them. Okay, you can't put that, but you can say a five-ton. I know how to use a tow truck. Okay. I'm not sure if that would be any benefit. Forklifting? You can't, you can't say forklift. A hoist?

A hoist? You're a hoist operator, maybe. A grain operator? You've never done it, but I know I could. With the right buzz on. It doesn't... The thing is, people are gonna... They don't care.

Like, you can say all this shit, but bud, you've got to have a fucking certificate. You need to be able to... What is a certificate? Certify that you can fucking drive these things. Okay? They're not just gonna throw you on a goddamn front-end loader.

I know you can drive one of those. Oh, yeah, they're a good time. Chipper, throw that video on, too, man. You fucking idiots, sick of unions coming into this fucking trailer park, just remember, all right? I'm gonna always be here. I'm never leaving Sunnyvale.

Now that I'm not the supervisor, I don't give a fuck about anything. Do here before your part can be considered applicable for membership in our union. Why don't you give us a call when you get things back in order? Jason, Cam! Walter, move it. Awesome. It's fucking awesome.

See, that was skill. You did good, but you know what? I'd like to... You've got to get certified. Okay. Well, then I should take a course. So next time someone asks me, what's your job? Say, well, I've got a couple, but right now I'm in...

training if you're gonna lie man he may as well fucking make it no but if I did take a course with the government pay for that shit I'd like to learn how to drive an excavator backhoe dump truck's kind of lame

you just sit there and drive you got to you know what I think you gotta go to fucking college to do all that shit man oh man it's gotta be like a I don't know if anybody's pain four day course somewhere maybe maybe it's more complicated

just a second Well, maybe I could just stop dating, I guess, which is kind of lame. You're not going to stop fucking dating. I don't really want to be alone for the rest of my life. How long is the course to get certified to drive a front end loader? That's the internet. That's what you do. It's very slow.

Prove, okay, have equipment. You got to go. Whoa, fast track. Job ready courses, one to five days. Jesus. That's it. That's it, man. But is it one to five in a row?

Can you do it over five weeks? If you gotta fucking do it, you gotta do it, man. Just get it over with. Jesus Christ. Oh, full heavy equipment operator programs. Four to 12 weeks. Ew. You can drive front end loaders, excavators, bulldozers, backhoes, skid steers,

grade reading, and site safety. Man, you know what? Maybe you could be a site safety special. I don't think I'm getting too old to start a new career. You what? I think I'm getting too old to start a new career. I think I'm just going to have to fucking not be totally honest. With what? The people you're talking to online?

Yeah. If they get to know me, they like me, it shouldn't fucking matter what I do. You know what? I think you're right, man. But say that you've got some stuff going on offshore. It's just like stuff you do. Like fishing type shit? No, no, no. Just like you've got some business transactions going on. Offshore investments? Exporting and importing.

That's what I should say. I'm an importer exporter. And then she's the what do you import and export anything. Unite it. I do everything. Well, sometimes I do import seeds. Exactly. You're not lying. Another.

And then you export the dope sometimes, man. Yeah, it's been done. Okay. All right. So, yeah. But so I don't even need a fuck a resume if I'm not going to get into the job. I just have to be more creative on my online talkings. Yeah, okay.

You know what? Next time we have this talk, I'm not going to be nearly as big because I don't even know what's been resolved here. I know it wasn't resolved. What? Next time the power goes out. That what? You're not doing that. I need to buy batteries, I guess.

All right. No, you're going to buy some batteries. We'll get that fucking going. Fuck those. Whoever did that video, go fuck yourself. It probably, it may work. It might work. We just fucked it up.

We've got her can or lick. too short I don't think it was the candle wicks man it didn't seem like those fucking things didn't want to light up anyway you know what I mean maybe we use the wrong type of coup tips what other types is there I didn't know the hollow plastic ones where the fuck do you get those man I don't know dollar store all right I don't use the dollar store ones man okay all right let's wrap this up I got to go take a nap Swear to fuck.

I'm just like, nah. Yeah, I was thinking, let's fucking go, but okay. All right, I'll finish this,

then we'll see what happens. All right, everybody, fucking take her easy. Cheers. If you want to watch a video version of this podcast, go to trailer prep boys plus

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