Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Terry's Moon Sh*t

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

Julian, Terry and Jacob discover a billion dollar product... and it's growing under Ricky's trailer! But what the f**k can they do with it? There's also footage of the Green Bastard's All Elite Wrestling debut, and news on Ricky's jail hockey tournament. Plus: Do peanut trucker drinks taste like sh*t? Jacob does a taste test!

New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now. Boys, go for the throw-down there tonight. We will, we will, Clarkie. Can I call you Clarkie? Clarkie, it is. I can call them Clark too. I can call him Clark too.

I can't believe you didn't say how to win Clark. You weren't even friendly to the guy. He's a legend. What's your? Bubbles. Okay, but I just want to say, good luck with the big, big fight today, you know, if you need any help.

No, no, we got it, we're good, we don't need your help. What are you doing? This is Bubbles, Canadian. Why are you gonna do that? Take crazy there, death wheels, I'm just saying. That's, uh, how I know a guy. That's actually the same nickname I had for your mother. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not going there.

What is your problem? Let's go, I'm sorry, Bubbles. Yeah, DOSACIS, man, why don't you go have a DOSACIS? What's your father feeling? Uh, what? The... The green bastard from parts unknown. Green bastard, what are you doing here?

I'm here, I got your backs, if anything goes down. Okay, a little bit of advice. Good. Just between us, legendary wrestlers. Start fucking hammering people, no mercy. Oh, lie gouged, foreign objects, check the oil. Wake and bank. Oh, that's musty.

Too much chlorine in the jeep pool, if you ask me, I'm out of here. fuck is he talking about glory he's an asshole but he's my asshole see you great master hammer time all right there we have it that's where bubbles is that that's the last time i saw bubbles he's a fucking hanging around with a bunch of wrestlers thinking toronto or something do you do you know any information at all here jacob no one tells me nothing okay but he did he did get a hold of you because he told you to come here and fucking do this right yep yeah he told me i had to be back because rickie's still in in the clink i i know he's still in the fucking clank

but okay so he said he's gonna have two people coming on gosh you know he might have been yeah i don't know who he was talking about oh you kidding me so i'm gonna be stuck with you oh wait jacob we i'm we got to shut this down no no we got to sit like this this is here just This is an informative fucking podcast, okay? People learn shit from this thing when they watch it. How are they going to fucking learn anything from you? Do I got to do all the fucking talking here? Because I don't like talking.

I've still been learning some stuff. You've been learning some stuff. You know what, for example, I learned that in the southern states, truckers aren't allowed to eat when they're driving a truck. And so they put peanuts into their root beer and drink it. What? And actually, I figured that would be a pretty good thing try out. So although this doesn't look like root beer, it's clear. Actually, it's root beer flavored.

So I'm going to try it out. Apparently it's super delicious. Jesus fucking crisis. Is that all you got? I need a proof-check this shit, man. Do you serious? Bring it up on their fancy computer screen. Truckers put peanuts in their fucking drinks because they're not allowed to... Who the are you kidding me? I've seen truckers eating all the time, man. You know, in the video I watched it seemed like it was tastier than it actually is so it's of course it's peanuts and fucking root beer Jacob want to try it no man do truck okay do truckers

eat peanuts and it and it's in just root beer or what yeah root beer is the main one I think or it could be like maybe a coke okay well driving all right I people people watching this are going holy fuck I can't wait to see if this is actually a real deal I need something to chase this down with now

it's okay so no truckers do not typically eat peanuts and root beer while driving oh man rather they're encouraged to eat light non sloppy foods like sandwiches and salads to avoid distraction

and ensure safety on the fucking road who the fuck told you this see we're off we can't do this anymore I'm not doing this with just you man I'm sorry Chipper what the fuck are we gonna do here I've actually got a secret I there's someone else around here that might be able to fill in this promise you won't get angry oh are you kidding me who the fuck you're talking about hey can you hear me down there

down what is what are you doing banging on the floor just wait and see Jesus fucking Christ I'm gonna fucking kill bubbles man just hold on hold on hold on hello yo come in hold on hold on hold on hold on at the door are you kidding me hello are you oh hey dude tear oh come on in dude jeez i don't want to get in shit or not we christ we need someone else to do the uh to come on the podcast today what do you mean down there are you are you living underneath the fucking trailer yeah just for a little while i'm rolling through so who the fuck lives underneath trailers man well it's just like i said i'm just rolling through and then rickie wasn't home i don't know where else to

go so here dude here's a microphone So you're living, how long you've been living on a fucking trailer? Three, three days now? So now, you know what, you know what's going to happen? We're going to have, we're going to have a... Hello, hey guys. We're going to have a flood of homeless people, want to fucking start living under any trails. It's not bad, okay, well no, like I said, I was just rolling through for a day or two.

No big deal, no harm, no foul. What's that expression? How's it? Do you mind if I grab a beer? They're not my fucking beer, they're Ricky's fucking beer, so whatever. Well, he won't mind. Do you got five bucks on there? Where the fuck is he? Where the fuck is he? He's in jail, Terry. He's in fucking jail. He's playing hockey.

Hockey? Yeah. He's playing in. He's in, he made semifinals, actually. Oh. I was just in talking to him. Okay. Put some bets down. Okay. Well, I'm just, I'm rolling through. I got my container home now. It's cleared out of the court, so I just, do I need to talk into this guy? Hello?

Hey, guys. You guys fixed it up in here. How's it going, Jacob? Thanks for not telling on me earlier. Not too bad. How's it going under there? Is it dry enough? It's pretty fucking dank. Because it's East Coast. Like, I'm used to dry Alberta. Do I have to talk into this like that? Sorry. Yeah, it's like really wet down there. And I, in fact, I've seen some slime mold, I think. You know about slime? Oh, yeah. That shit's crazy. You can eat it, too. I was eating a little bit of it. What the, you don't eat fucking mold, Terry. You can, it's, well, slime mold ain't slime mold. It's a, what's it's a porpoise or something? Or what? What's that other one? I think a fungus.

No, it ain't a fungus. A porpoise. No, there's like five things, animals, plant, animal, fungus. Lichen? No, no, that's a fungus. It's the fifth, and look it up. There's five things that make up the earth. Mullisks?

Five things that make up the fucking earth. Animal, plant, fungus, and then it's like a, it's the other one. Air. No, you guys, I'm fucking serious. I learned about this. In science, there's mushrooms. There's mushrooms, which are fungi, there's animals, plants, minerals.

Spores? No, spores are part of fungi. It's the other one. Anyway, it don't matter, but slime mold are called mold, but it ain't mold. And like the fucking Japanese scientists use it to make subways and all that. You never seen this shit? What the fuck are dairy? They're like super smart slime molds and they can like.

Are they called slime molds? Yes, but it ain't a mold. Like dissolve the ground? Slime molds. Yeah, they're fucking, most people can't see them move because they move so slow. Okay. And the Japanese were like, fuck, the subways are too full. How are we going to figure out roots?

And they put, huck down some fucking slime mold. And the slime mold's like, and it figured out the most efficient way. Even though the Japanese scientists were like using their noodles to try to fucking figure it out, slime mold beat them for efficiency. Like, what is it? What is it? What's it called? All right, slime molds are fucking protists.

Protists. In the kingdom protista. Yeah, that's the, Well, fungi. I've never heard of that. Protists. Protists. What the what?

That's the fifth thing that makes up the universe. So animals, vegetables, fungi. Protists. And then like minerals or something out of shit like that. Wow. Anyway, there's slime mold down there. And I'm pretty sure. It looked like dogs barfs or that.

Oh, right. Our slime molds whole, uh, harmful to fucking humans here. You can eat them. I read too. It isn't dangerous to humans or host old pets. It's not harmful to the plans. I told you I'd bring some knowledge. The feeds on fungi.

Bacteria, a decaying organic matter. Yeah, you know why? Because there's probably a bunch of fucking dead animals under there. Well, I didn't, it didn't smell too bad. Animals go to die. There was one down there. I'll take you down if you want to see.

It was like the fucking size of like a pizza. How does it taste? It's not bad. Jesus Christ. The Mexicans use it in all their dishes. Probably put some hot sauce on it. Yeah, no, it's called Luna cocky or something. Jesus Christ.

It's like, is it a delicacy? It's moon shit. basically that's what they call it people like it yeah can you make can you make money off a slime mold for sure you could if it's hard to get can you cultivate it i'll be your guy rickie's growing some he doesn't even fucking know all right do you need like more fucking animals dying under it's because it's a proticist or whatever it eats everything else that die like it eats it's fucking you don't need to feed it nothing and it doesn't harm you you know and it moves so slow like most people can't see it but i like i was there all night looking and i could see it jiggling so you're just like

staring at slime mold just watching it fucking jiggling yeah it's pretty fucking amazing were you high yeah drunk both that's like tv for cave people yeah that and the other thing for a cave people was the fucking the fire that's the original tv like fuck fuck netflix or whatever i like watching the fire like you know i do like sitting around the bonfire yeah you start and you can see time travel and imagine what the cavemen were watching you do that too right a little bit all right I'm going to get the start. Hey, everybody, welcome to pot after. Oh, right. Okay, I'll tell you when. No, I'll tell you when. I'm ready. You're ready?

You're ready? Fucking goal. All right. What's going on, everybody? Welcome to Perk after Dark on the fucking host today, obviously. We've got two people here. Terry, you're good. Jacob. And Jacob, did I say you can smoke dope in here? I'm trying to get the smoke. Oh, sweet. I just go ahead. Don't put it out yet. Yeah, just a lot more entertaining. Just a few puffs. Just puff away, man. I don't give a shit. I'm glad to be here. Thanks for having me.

All right, Tara, so you're here now, you're checking out slime molds. Well, yeah, they're down there. You've got a fucking container here now. Yeah, like three or four years ago, I don't know if you remember, but my uncle had a container. Yeah. And he passed on, and he willed it to me, but then other little pukes were like, no, Terry, don't get it. But it's all sorted now.

That's why I'm back, because I'm heading out to my container. All right, so why aren't you right there now? You've been under the trailer? Well, I kind of ran out of loot getting here. you know i took the fucking bus and then i got here and i was like it's past true or whatever i don't really know where that is i was going to thumb it but then i'm like oh i'll come fucking say hi to you guys right because now i'm not in jail and it's a lot better vibes so you took a fucking bus from what calgary is that where you live yeah the greyhound's all sort of

fucked up but there's new roots thanks jacob right jacob jose there's new roots now new new companies because it was a real problem when greyhound shut down it was like there was no fucking way to get anywhere you kidding me yeah no greyhounds like oh so no more buses and you're not allowed to hitchhike so it really put a strain on fucking people that don't have you know wait wait you're not allowed to hitchhike anymore no it's illegal what yeah they don't like it because all the creeps are like oh i'm gonna go pick someone up or whatever and yeah there's a lot of there's a lot of creeps out there a lot of whack jobs out there how they ever see hitchhikers anymore yeah i used to do it pretty much all is a great way to meet people find drugs all that

shit. Right on. Okay, so you do know the whole thing about this podcast. It's just like a thing to help people to like learn shit. That's why Jacob's like, you better like if when it says this, yeah, you better have something to talk about. Okay, do you got something to talk about, Terry? Yeah, slime mold, they're down

there. Okay, we already talked about fucking slime. We're not going to spend like a half hour talking about slime. Well, I'm telling you, it's smarter than the scientists. And it looks like... Okay, so slime mold is actually intelligent. That's what I was telling you. It's like, it looks like dog barf, but then it's like, oh, it's Like, you try to figure, you know how many people live in fucking Tokyo?

20, like, the population of Canada goes in and out of Tokyo every day on the fucking subways. Jesus Christ. All right. You know, I'm going to get a picture of the slime mold. Maybe I can put it up on the TV. There's the dog barf one. Jesus. But the one I think Ricky's grown is rare.

You know these ones? It's the one. You're not even going to fucking believe this. Okay. What does it look like? Give me. There is a bunch of different. This one's orange.

Orange. Orange and reddish. Is it like in lines and shit? Yeah. Well, there's that one. got a couple I think at least two because he was growing zoomers down there before wasn't he yeah he may love eating zoomers oh okay man if a slime mold has absorbed some of the mushroom stores make some smarter some uh well you might get some

like trippy oh you fucked it over there it's okay man it didn't break all right we're gonna get in some slime molds here you want to talk about slime molds we're gonna tell oh right on show people what the fuck okay and you're gonna tell me which cons there and then I'm going to do some, you know, research on it, see if it's working. Luna caca. Moon shit is a delicacy that I read about. So you're calling it moon shit. That's what they call it in Mexico.

What can we call it? If we were to, like, mass-producing stuff. Oh, yeah, you're smart. You're thinking business shit. I'd call it like fucking slime mold. No, no, that's what it's already called. Oh. Cool slime?

Yeah. Party slime. Party slime. Well, it depends. Yeah, maybe party slime. Because it actually isn't mold, right? That's just a miscon nominor. Not miss.

Yeah, you can buy some slime mold on the internet. All right. What are we looking at? Is this, is this what we're talking about? No, his is more of the orangey, creepy. Like, down, up. Down, right here. Down, that's up. Up.

Down. Oh, too fast. Up, up, up, up, up, up. Hard louis. Corner left. Yeah, like that sort of color. This shit. Yeah. That looks fucking disgusting, man.

Well, that's not what you. you eat that's not lunacaca i don't think you know so this is what we're talking about dog vomit there it is that's the kind rickie's growing whoa i don't know if you eat that you can buy slime mold kits on a Etsy or amazon for about 14 bucks but that's only for like a tiny little specimen that looks like and it's a kit you grow it yeah you feed it is it like bread you know you make bread with the uh yeast in the air probably what's it called fucking sourdose sourdough bread is like for lambic fermentation it's true i'm talking about okay Okay, so dog vomit slants, dog vomit slime.

Yeah, Ricky's got some. And we got a lot down there. Yeah, but and when it rots away, it looks nasty, like gray like that. There's some down there like that. And it, but it just spores and it can't hurt dogs. You can't hurt you. It's like human friendly. So what the, okay, you did mention someone about the Chinese or using it.

Japanese. Japanese are used for, like towels. That's like Canadian American. Like, you know, they. Yeah, I know, I know. Don't fuck with that. Like tunnels. Yeah, like they, to plan the subway routes.

They're like, fuck, they're sold. much congestion and shit moving around with like 30 million people coming in every morning for you know to do the Japanese stock market or whatever they're doing and and they couldn't figure out how to do it because some stations have like 9 million people going in and out every day and they're trying to figure it out like oh fuck how do we do it and then some scientists like we'll check out the fucking slime molds they know how to map their nutrients and like they automatically do it so they took a Japanese map of token That's the main city in Japan.

And they put dots of all the stations with little bits of food. And then they put the slime mold down and the mold just was like, and figured out the most efficient way to get to those spots. Oh, man. All right. Okay, here's the question everybody wants to know. How do we make money off a slime mold? Well, Jacob's on it. Etsy, man.

But what, how can we sell it by the pound, by the gram? Well, that's, look up Luna Caca. Can you smoke this shit? I don't know. Luna Caca. Yeah, they have been in kits where there's like a little, like it looks like a cutting of it, like a scoop and then some other stuff and a little like, just a little plastic cup. So with a big enough slime mold, these cut it into a whole bunch of little samples. See how much lunacaca costs?

Do you have some? He's looking for, no, I'm looking for my goddamn phone because I know what I can do. Oh, you can, because Bubbles has been teaching me this chat GPT shit. Oh, no, that's how can we make money off a slime mold? Oh, that's, this is, this is the, this is the new fucking way of doing business. Chat, GPT knows everything. Well, I've got to get one of these things you're typing on. How can somebody make money off of slime mold?

Ah, slime mold. That's a fascinating. Those little amoeba-like organisms. I've got two of them. Okay, just one and a time, please. You got chat GPT twins. Okay, explain that again. Just one, though. Just one person explain it.

Absolutely. Just me. That's terrible. That's fuck you. You're traveling through time, man. You're in the super future. You won for each year? What do I do here, man?

Okay, just a sec. Turn on both sides of your brain. Listen to both. No, no, no. I gotta do it again. There's animals that can do that. I'm not good at this. Remember Ricky told me about the fucking frigate bird or something that sleeps with one I closed last time I was here?

It's a real thing. Shut up for a second, Terry. Right on. All right. How can somebody make money off of growing slime mold? No, no one's talking. They're mad at you. Jesus fucking, hey, how can somebody make money off of growing slime mold?

Lunakaka, it's a Mexican galaxy. Just dare, Terry. I'm trying to fucking talk. Why do you do your thing? Why try my root beer and peanuts? Guys, I'm trying to talk to chat GP fucking tea. Well, sorry. Hey, how can somebody make money off of mass producing slime mold?

Frozen peanuts? Is this instead of ice? Sort of. That's a good idea. Freeze the peanuts and huck them in. That would have been even about. All right, I'll try some. All right, are you guys going to shut the fuck up now?

It's kind of weird, but it's growing on me. Jake up. Sorry, yeah. I'm trying to do fucking business right now. Shutting up. Terry, just shut up. Okay. Just let me ask the question.

Sure, go ahead. My brain doesn't know what could be. But you shut up, Terry. Okay, you still there? Hey, wake up, man. I'm not joking. Talk to me. What the fuck is going?

going on man it's working great until you fuck it was not working great two guys were talking at the same time how useful is that just a second maybe it's finally turned on us hey hey how you doing um how can you make money off of uh mass produced and slime mold this is fascinating what the fucksy it's it's there i you know what i do you still there i had a commodore 64 just restart it all right we're going out do it we're going out we're going out big time but anyway yeah remember ricky was saying the two-sided brains like maybe chat gtp wants you to listen in stereo like that like augmented audio or whatever you know like you don't know what the fuck you're talking well it was talking

with you play it back you definitely want earplugs for that how can somebody make money off of mass producing slime mold So it's a pretty quirky idea, but definitely kind of fun to think about. You could potentially make money with similes in a couple of ways. For instance, some people use them in educational kits because they're really cool for teaching students about biological net. All right. Okay. Yeah, it's definitely a bit of a unique.

He's starting over. He can't. I mean, you're supposed to write it down? while he does it that's why he started over you text it what the fuck maybe i got too much going on the internet here i already told you here bud okay repeat like i i i don't care about the kids give me the second option absolutely no problem so if we skip the educational kit tackle another option it might be something like using slime molds for research services some researchers actually find them useful for studying robots and problem solving so you

could think of it as a quirky little problem solving but yeah totally understand and we can just focus on that angle if you prefer i got it super straightforward just let me know do what the japanese did make it plan your roots for when you're moving your like dodgy shit and dodgy okay whatever you're really all right what's your biggest seller all right this is from not for me this is a terry's idea all right got it this dickhead that's here with me right now hello sorry man i that well you know i don't all right can i help you plan your roots by the way it's growing if you have like some dodgy stuff that you want to sell that cars stolen cars like maybe stolen cars or we can plan smuggling roots or plan smuggling this with slime mold we're on it now fucking no oh i see what you get see he gets

oh yeah well no worries i got you so yeah and a purely theoretical of course you could imagine using slow moles can map out sneaky roots just like they've been used in experiments to solve mazes or find a few parts obviously he's nervous stopping he's nervous fun and not an actual recommendation for anything dodging but i totally get the humor behind it not i wasn't trying to be funny pal yeah we're not fucking that's basically a tacit approval yeah it's gonna make things efficient like when you're weed you're like oh i need weed here like you know your chips you could be like fuck chips will go to new brunswick first and then to wherever i don't know did you that does that make sense yeah i hear you and i get what you mean basically you're

oh no thinking of it like you need potatoes right for these you get the fucking oh where's the closest potato maybe i have a few it's like uber like oh you don't need to buy it from everybody just get it from like it's not that Terry no no what you're talking about is dumb okay Well, I don't even have one of these, that thing. This guy is fucking dumb. Well, put two back on and see what, see what they say. How am I supposed to get two? All right.

Okay, this is getting stressful now. I thought we were supposed to learn and have fun. Well, we did try, we did learn something that maybe we can make money from slime mold. The kids, as you were saying, so Jacob, get those the fucking slime mold kits up again. Tell us how much of they are. Yeah, I mean, there's a couple for like 13, 15 bucks, but here's one for 30 bucks almost. It's got like just a, like a info card, a little tiny, like, like a kit for like, or a little mayonnaise kind of thing

and a little, like, pincher. So basic cheap stuff and a little sample of slime mold, like how much is a little sample of slime mold? Just, yeah, like that big. I don't think you need much. Like, just do the trailer part, do your roots. You only need a little and drop the goob there. You know what we do or what I'm gonna do?

Yeah. I'm gonna contact the school board. Every school in Canada and the United States should have a slime mold kit in their science class. For every student. See, how many, how many fucking schools? Look at that. In this kit, they're like little pills of slime.

Oh, that's little pill. You can buy those castles off of, uh, uh, Amazon. Two yellow pills, one black pill. I'm going to get some. I'm going to get some for my bottle. Here's the question. This is, okay, hey, um, how many schools are there in North America? Whoa. That's a hard question.

Yeah. Spoiler. Hey, what happened to your face there? You got like a little gash. I was trying not to fucking. getting into this dairy? Is it a fight or like no robbing banks I'm trying do I got to ask the question again here sorry just curious I went to visit Ricky okay everybody's got to know now I went to visit Ricky I want to put some money on the fucking on the games because he did make

the semifinals in jail days ago he's in jail and I got to stick to the face I went in as a player didn't go so well was it that what's that one guy in jail I met he's a big fucker I know who the fuck I got whacked in the face by said anyway I go to the hospital they're like oh yeah but number one it gave me a hard time about this right which is fucked yeah because this is the problem this isn't the problem of course and so i don't know i waited for like 10 minutes i had to get the fuck out of there man okay well it should heal up pretty good i you know pretty close to your eye man you could conterize it you could just get a hot knife and go now i put some fucking shit on it and

it's okay man it's healing fuck the stitches okay how many schools let's try again all right okay how many schools are in north america please Back to the... Does it always do that? Shh! I don't fuck the line on, Jacob. All right, so to give you a ballpark figure, as of 2025, in the US there are about 115,000 schools total, public or private. Canada has fewer and it really varies by province, but combined across North America, you're looking at a rough total of a couple hundred thousand.

So hopefully that helps in... And if it's for each student, then at multiply... Okay. Here's a tough one for you. How many students are we talking here in 200,000 schools? Start you're clicking, dude. That's a tough one, you know, why? Because some schools are like, you know, way in, you know, butt-fuck nowhere.

And they only have like, you know, 100. And then some are universities that have like, I don't know, a couple hundred thousand or whatever. A couple hundred thousand. All right, come back. Come on. Let's get the calculation gone, please. I think it was 100. So is that tournament, like, is Ricky coming home?

He's not, well, if he makes, he's not coming home until they're done. I'd say he's going to make the finals, no problem. Okay. So maybe in another couple weeks. All right, let's move on with the calculation here, please. Got some money to make. I mean, even 100 students in every school. Are there drugs in jail right now?

Of course, there's fucking drugs in school. Well, that one time there wasn't. It's not ball. I'm trying to fucking get an answer. Okay, let's go with the calculations. Sorry about the inter-Russians from these fucking idiots. I meant good drugs right now. Calculate.

Absolutely. Let me get you that ballpark. So if we imagine roughly 200,000 schools total, and we average it out, some are tiny, some are huge. You might be looking at something like, say, 50 million students across North America. What? And now we're talking times 15 bucks. 10, we can go 10. Okay.

50 million. That's a half a billion. I'm going to use slime. I'm going to use slime mold for my bottle root back when I get back to Ogden because then it'll tell me the fastest way to get those. Because there's a lot of people before me when I'm like, fuck, how do you get here? You know, and I'm going to have an ultra route.

Back to Calgary. Yeah. Okay, Terry, think about this. How fast you said it just moves a little bit, a little jiggle, jiggle here. Yeah, you need like time lapse or whatever. How the fuck? How long will it take you to fucking get home watching slime mold? But you put it on a map, right?

Matt boat a trail. Is that what you said earlier? Well, I was saying from my bottle root. Like, I collect bottles, like, regularly on recycling day. And I was thinking more small. I wasn't thinking a route home to Canada. Like, to Calgary, I just fucking follow the sun, right? West.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, this is what's going to happen. You're going to do your little journey with the slime mold to get your bottle root thing. You're going to be right behind him with a fucking shovel, scooping the shit up, putting it in in garbage bags or zip lock bags or whatever the fuck. Just don't fucking contaminate it. We're going to grow it. Okay. Yeah, we can grow it.

We don't need that much space. We need 50 million fucking... Oh, we're going to be the suppliers, everything, the whole fucking supply chain? This is like North America. They didn't even talk about the rest of North America. Okay, now I hear you're saying, because he's dumb. There's more than just the United States and Canada and North America. We know that, right?

Why do it a way down? Shipping containers, just, like, cover all the surfaces is? Yeah. Yeah, we get it cold. And then we need lots of whatever decomposing matter. That's what they eat. So, like, basically garbage food, like forest garbage or whatever. like, you know.

Is there space in your containers? Basically, we need to get the compost bins because it's all set to go. All right, okay. I'm glad you guys are on it. There's lots of forest around your containers? Yeah, I'm allowed, though. They said you can't go there, Terry.

I'm like 12 meters around. Circle, sort of. You start just under the trailer, I guess. I could sneak maybe, but they're like, fuck, you're not allowed to. All right, this is going to happen. And maybe this could, if we talk globally, easy billion.

Okay, fuck. Within a year. We just need a good name. What was it? Two years. Party slime? No, it's for schools. Smart slime. Smart slime.

Smart slime. Smart slime. That's it. Smart slime. I mean, you can't eat it, so maybe... Could. I don't know if you can eat that kind. That's what I was saying, look up Luna, caca, or whatever, because that's the delicacy.

I definitely... I want to figure out if, like, can you food... Because I want to kind of get partying with Ricky as soon as possible. Okay. So what? What are you saying? Well, I want to know when the tournament's over when he's coming back or, like... I don't fuck about.

I know what jail's like right now. All I know is that he's making the semi-file. They're in the semifinals. So you've got like two teams, two teams. I'm going to fuck off to my container. Maybe I'll, you know, I might even be able to find some slime mold to start with out in the woods. Just start mass-producing this shit, okay? So I'll go there, and then I'll come back and maybe Ricky will be done his tournament.

Because I ain't ever going back to fucking jail, that's for sure. No, you should not go to jail. You don't do good in jail, too. I know. dollar store got some little cups and other things for the kit

yeah we need to ship them putting them together yeah wow you know what I had a lot of other things to talk about but nothing

I'm telling you one thing slime mold that's a good fucking idea smart slime what did I say slime mold slime mold it is a slime mold

but it's smart that we're talking the same time okay the new the new words maybe we should all talk all three at once you call it smart

I'm gonna run this through bubbles maybe through this chat GPT shit. Maybe there's a better name than Smart Slime. And I'm like part owner-inventor, right? Smart Slime. Okay. Well, I had a bunch of other shit to talk about,

but I think we can't beat Smarks Slime. That's all we're talking about? I think that's about it. Holy fuck. I'm having more beer. You've got to get on this. I've got to make a program. Well, I'm going to get loaded first before,

and then we'll figure it out. Maybe I'll come. You're up here, right? Where do you live? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to notice in the back. Okay. All right, there we have it, everybody.

Coming to you soon. smart slime. Your kids are going to fucking dig it. And you might as well. All your roots will be more efficient in forever. Something you can do with the whole family. And you might be able to eat it. No, that's the Lula Kaka.

That's the other kind. And there's going to be another point thing set up that if you do grow it from your little kit, you sell it back to me, you get credits. This guy, loyalty plan. It's called a loyalty plan. Okay, I love it. A Canadian tire with their money. I got you.

Self-feeding machine. I'll find someone to make up an app. All right, everybody. That's it. Everybody say goodbye. Bye. Adios, amigos. I've got to make some fucking money here, guys. Which one's on? There's a lot in here.

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