Trash Taste Podcast - Are Online Friends REAL Friends? | Trash Taste #28

Episode Date: December 18, 2020

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Welcome to this episode of Trash Taste. It's a little darker than usual because one of our lights decided to yeat out as we used it earlier. Just randomly, yeah. Just started strobing and it was not a pleasant feeling. So it's a little darker than normal, but don't worry about it.

It's audio only listeners. Luckily none of us have photosensitive epilepsy because that was like dangerous shit. That was strobing like crazy. Yeah, it was full on strobing. So we're very lucky that none of us suffered from that. But anyway, boys, how are you doing today? I'm doing good.

I'm feeling very energized right now. Why is that? I don't know, just am. I had a, I had Mexican. No, I didn't have Mexican. I had Thai food and my stomach was dying. Yeah. And I thought I was gonna die.

And then I went to the toilet and now I feel like a 10. You took like, Thai food does do that to you. You took two shits in the span of an hour. That's pretty, uh, it's pretty remarkable. I'm not proud of it, Joe, yeah. I'm not. It happens, man, don't worry. Like, literally, you know that like curry plays near our house.

Like literally, every time I come home after that, I'm just like, immediately have to take a shit. And then I wake up in the middle of the night and I have to take another shit. It's unfortunate being like a white guy who loves spicy food because my body does not agree with it. But I love to, but I love to take it. the taste of it and I suffer the next day. I feel like being whites,

being Southeast Asian, being anything, your body just doesn't love spicy food. Oh really? You get that as well? No, I can handle spicy food, but my stomach doesn't like it. Like every time, like, every time I fucking, like chow down on a massive fat Indian, right? It's like a ticking time bomb, okay?

I know. I describe it like a fat Indian. Youngest Indian. Because it's just like a- But I know exactly what you mean. It's a fucking, you never, you never just have like a smaller Indian. I've never had, I've never ordered Indian food

have been like, man, that was just too little. Yeah, yeah, no, it's gotta be a fat car, you know what I mean? And it's a fucking ticking time bomb. Like, I know, because there's a local Indian place that I order from, then they do it like proper spicy. And depending on what time of the day I eat it in, like there's a timer where I have to wait six hours

and I'm just like gonna be like, okay, this hour I'm gonna be just like incapacitated on the toilet. That's just the way it's gonna be. And like sometimes when I have it for dinner, I'm just like, oh no, I'm gonna wake up at like 3 a.m. sometimes because my stomach just needs to go now. Man, I was gonna go on.

I was gonna say, hope you're enjoying this podcast guys. We're the first 10 minutes of talking about violent shits. I just thought you, it's very relatable content. Hashtag, painful shit. Hashtag relatable, tick a painful shit. Question, do you think it's weird that we like listen to ourselves often? Like, because we have to hear our voice all the time.

Yeah. I think that's weird. I mean, it was weird when we first started off, right? Because people at home, Have you ever listened to your voice recorded? You probably hate it, right? I'm assuming, right? I mean, I've never grown out of that. Yeah, you're still, if anyone should be grown out of it,

it's you. I hate looking at my own, like, hearing my own voice, looking at my own content. Like, whenever I do a collaboration with someone, I watch like the bare minimum just to get what's going on. Like, I watch every moment of that collab that I'm not in. And I'm just like, oh, I'm in it, skip, skip head.

Ah, okay, okay. You're like in the comments, timestamps please of when I'm not on it. Wait, so why though? Like why can you like, I mean, okay, maybe it's the better question, ask why can we stand our own voice? Cause that's pretty the weirdest.

Probably because you just got used to, right? I mean like, yeah. I don't think anyone grew up, right? And like, ever went into that situation. I'm sure every family had it where your parents would just be like, you know what, there's nothing really to watch. Oh, I found some home videos, we can watch those. And you're like, no, thank you.

Because I don't know, I always fucking hate it when my parents would play. home videos in Friday. Oh, yeah, same. Yeah. Because it's always me being a fucking idiot. Yeah, but it's also, it's also like, I used to have like a fucking squeak of voice when I was like five years old.

I legitimately used to sound like, hi guys, like I legit used to have that voice. And my dad would always fucking rag me on me, like, man, your balls really dropped all of a sudden in there. And I fucking hated that. Because when you're a kid, you're not aware that you have that voice. No. Right?

Because everyone has the same voice around you. Exactly, exactly. with your voice so you don't suddenly be like, oh, my voice got deeper. Unless it's like a really rapid growth, like, how you had that, yeah, where you're just like, your ball was just fucking dropped. Yeah, I thought when it, I thought when it happened,

I thought it was gonna go back. I thought I was sick or something. Right. And everyone at school didn't believe me. Yeah, but that's because your balls dropped like a fucking cannonball, right? Like, mine kind of dropped, yeah, mine kind of dropped like, you know,

it was like putting, like a rock in water. It's just a very slow drop. That's a very slow, Joe. You've done you have you. Well, you know what I mean. It's like, because you grow with it, especially if it's a natural drop, then you don't realize that, oh, I went from

fucking Alvin and the Chubmaster. We're really talking about the speed our balls drops now. Yeah. So you don't watch the podcast at all after we? I like the, you don't watch trash taste? Wow. I watched like some highlights.

I don't know, like I, because I feel like with me, I'm just super self-critical and I've always been this way, whether it be with my work or myself. And that's why like, I'd say like I've seen, any time I see like criticisms of my videos and my work, I'm just, I'm more fine with it because there hasn't been something that's been said about me

that I have already said about myself in some way, shape or form. So unless I'm like super proud of a video, I really find it difficult to watch it because I see all the things that I kind of could improve on it or that I fucking hate about it and it's just out there. I can't like... So you're too much of a perfectionist, basically.

That's from what I'm getting it. I hate the word perfection. But you are a perfectionist. I like this, I prefer the term self-critical. A self-critical perfectionist is what you are, essentially. Because like you have an editor, but you also edit your own stuff too, right? Like every- Yeah, you always do like the finishing touches. Yeah, I always do the finishing touches.

So wait, so, I'm like, when there's a collab where I have zero control over it, that's just like I wake up in a cold sweat. But I'm just like, what if I just look like an ass or this? I know, you know, it's. So wait, so then how do you get through your editing process? Because you have to listen to yourself, right? Over and over and over again. Yeah. So are you just like cringing internally?

As you're like, ah, I need to edit this, Bob, man. Do you not record, because you're doing like, you know, you had jokes, you had punchlines? Yeah. Do you not like think, damn, that was a good delivery? I nailed that delivery. Yeah, and sometimes I listen to a joke and I edit it for like three hours.

And I'm just like, this joke's not funny anymore. And I just cut it. And it's a weird thing where depending on how my mood is, my video could just be completely different. Like I could just be watching myself and I'm just like, I hate this part. I'm gonna just re-record this entire segment even though it's gonna add like two, three hours

to my fucking video making process and then I do it. See, that's why I'm glad that I got an editor that I gave complete creative freedom. Because I'm pretty sure you were talking about this earlier, but like, at least with my editor, he leaves in shit that I would have otherwise cut No, no, that's what I, like, I tell anyone I hired it for me, and I'm like, I don't care how bad it makes me look.

Yeah. Just make it funny. Yeah. Like, please make it funny. Because, because at least, right, you're gonna get the draft, right? And you're gonna check it. And if it's really fucking bad, then you can just tell them to cut it out. But a lot of the times, it's like, oh, in my head, I thought this was not gonna make it into the video. But he kind of twisted it in a way where it's like, oh, you know what? That's kind of a funny bit I never thought about.

Yeah, like, where I like fail a joke and I'm like, let me do that again. Yeah, yeah. And they leave that in. Yeah, yeah. That's just the joke. And it's like, fuck, okay. I mean, I guess it's like a difference between like heavily scripted content and more like improvised content

because there are times when I think I have like a fucking banger of a joke and then I watch it like 30 times as I'm editing it and I have to like question whether it was funny in the first place or whether I've seen it so many fucking times that it's just lost all like comedic effect to me. But the reason I asked that question earlier was because I saw a video.

I don't know if it was a TED talk. It sounds like a TED talk. talk topic, but it was something like, everyday people should just like record their voice and listen to it so they can improve their speaking in general to be more confident. Right, right. Because their theory was that your overall general quality

of life and like doing anything in daily life improved drastically if your speaking is more confident. Like if your voice is more confident. I agree with that. And I think in general, definitely like, if there's been the one big thing in my life that has done me solid, it's the voice. and talking, you know, just going at it.

I don't know, and I made me think a lot, I'm like, oh, yeah, I guess I'd never really thought about, I mean, obviously, you know, people say, oh, you have a nice voice and shit. Yeah. Not to stroke my fucking dick, but, you know, that's the compliment I get the most, right? And I thought, you are, voice in my name,

you do have VA in your name, right? Just the reason I became a voice actor because people were telling me like, hey, you're a nice voice, and I thought, oh, maybe you're like, you're what, you're right? I'm like, damn, I do kind, I'm kidding, right? Because when I first recorded myself, I thought it sounded like shit,

like shit. Everyone thinks that though. Right, right, but then it's one of these things where I think that it's definitely helped me a bunch because not only if I improved my enunciation and just general patterns of my speech, it just made my whole life more confident by doing that. Yeah, because you have general self-confidence.

Yeah, because if I'm hearing it, I'm like, damn, I sound good. Yeah. Is that conceited as fuck? No, no, no, no, no. I mean, it's just, you just get a skill set by practicing it, right? Right. And you get happy with the ability the ability that you have to like change it and make it sound the way you want, I think.

Yeah. And like I feel like even just being on trash taste and just like, like I don't watch every episode that I'm in, but like I still have to watch like certain clips just to check in everything like that. And I feel like especially my speaking skills has gotten a lot better. I've gotten a lot better.

I, of course I've saw a point. As soon as I say that, God damn it. You really drove that point home, gone, thank you. No, I agree like, I used to fucking hate public speaking, like in school. It was the worst thing. And which was weird because I used to be part of my school's debating team.

Like we had like a debating team. And you know it was like groups of three and you usually go against other schools about whatever the fuck it was. We do not have this in the UK, I don't think. Unless you're in Oxford, Cambridge. I don't think so. Definitely didn't have this where I grew up.

Well yeah, I mean, it was literally just the three of us that did it. And so I was, I decided to join that because I realized how much I fucking hated public speaking and how bad I was just speaking. I was just speaking in general. So I was like, how old are you, you decided to do this?

This was in, actually, no, this was in elementary school. So this was like, God damn. Fifth or sixth grade. So like, 11, 12 year old Joey was like, you know what, I have a deficiency, I would like to improve. Yeah, I'm going to do that.

You know, you know what, like, watching all those like squeaker family videos, man. I was just like, I need to prove my voice, man. I don't wanna sound like Alvin. So basically, yeah, so I joined this debating team. And of course, like, I was in it for like two years, but I was still nervous as shit.

Like I was very fiddly and kind of, I had this really bad habit of swaying as I talked. Yeah, like you don't realize how many subconscious things you do until you get filmed. Why you should record yourself. Yeah, no, and that's what we did, all right? So my parents sometimes would come to these debating things

with other schools, and of course they would record it just for memory's sake. And of course I'd be forced to watch it during our family fucking, you know, Family video session. Put it on the 4K monitor. Yeah, exactly. And so I'll watch back on it, I'll be like,

Jesus Christ, I look like fucking schizophrenic patient. I'm just fucking fiddling like, so my conclusion is, yeah, but you were 12, dude. I probably shipped my pants in that situation. No, but he's just thing, all the other like schools we went up against with just fucking chatter shit.

They were like, yes, your honor, let me defend myself and my colleagues right here. It's like, and meanwhile, I'm just like, You have a point? But no, it was that level. It was fucking horrible. But then, so I tried to use that skill when I first started doing YouTube. Yeah.

But of course, like everyone's first YouTube videos, it's shit. It fucking sucks. And, you know, I had that, I still have this problem to this day where I say like and you know way too much. Yeah. And people on trash taste have pointed out being like, take a shot every time Joe says, like, or you know. and you'll be dead in the first five minutes. I mean, you have like a lot of, like everyone subconsciously has a lot of filler words

that you don't normally hear yourself saying because it's filler words. When you say it, you kind of like fill in the gap yourself. And there are times when I say like a lot and then there are times when I just swear a lot as well. Yeah, it's either like, you know, or fucking. That's my three-fellow words. But also, I'm sitting there, right?

You know, I'm a viewer, right? Who am I to be like, oh, your company just like too much? You know, as if they have like the most immaculate speech. Yeah, right. That's right. That's why. It's like, who are you? Who are you to judge?

It's like, do you go around not saying the word like ever in your speech, like with any other people? I don't know, I guess it's because, is it, I don't know, I don't get it, because I understand that everyone has shit that they do. Yeah. They might want to change, but, fuck, there's somebody in my eye. Fuck you know. Why do you need to feel?

I need to like tell people I guess. Wow, there's really something. Yeah, you're good. Keep talking. Okay. Yeah, but um, what are we talking? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, you know, YouTube videos fixing your speech patterns.

Yeah, because I feel like when, when people see, when people see doing stuff on YouTube nowadays, it's like the expectation is that, for some reason, the expectation is they must know what they're doing. They're professional, right, right? And it's really weird because I remember the first time I felt this was when I started to get asked to do like panels and stuff. panels and stuff. Oh yeah.

And I was thinking to myself, I've never been good at public speaking my entire fucking life. And just because I have this audience, this virtual audience on YouTube, like conventions and stuff, expect you to like be in like a top tier panelist and stuff.

I'm just like, this is a skill I had to like learn trial by fire. You know what I mean? Because my first few panels were fucking shit and I felt like shit because I was shit at public speaking, but because you were forced to be put to put there, they forced you to be put in that situation. You just had to,

learn it on the fly. But I do find it funny that just because we're on YouTube, people do have this expectation of just like, yeah, they must be really confident and have this professional kind of fucking background in podcast. Otherwise, how would they get all these subs, right? Like he couldn't talk probably.

And they seem to forget that. We all started in the same place, making videos in our uni bedroom or our parents' basement or something like that. To be fair, in my case, it's a little bit different because I hated public speaking, but I was always okay in front of large crowds, which is weird.

You think it's kind of counterintuitive. Isn't that literally public speaking? No, no, but here's the thing. Is it a private speaking if it's no. No, that's the thing though. It's like when I was doing the debating team stuff, the most we would ever talk in front of was maybe 30 people.

Yeah. Right. And there's some weird, it's really counterintuitive, but a lot of the times I'm more nervous in front of a small crowd than I am a large crowd. I think it's more intimate, right? Like it's, if you have to do it in front of people, you know especially, I think it's a lot harder. Because I've done like,

because I used to do classical piano and I played live at like the Sydney Opera House once in front of like a thousand people. Oh shit, I'm dropping that like it's like. I mean I guess I did, you know. That came out nowhere. Yeah, so yeah, so basically I used to do like music properly. Yeah.

And I got the chance to perform at the Sydney Opera House in front of like a thousand people. How old are you? 14, 15, something like that. And yeah, it was just like, yeah, you're playing at the Opera House. Like the Opera House. Damn, that's the Asian parent stream right there, Joe.

Oh, dude. My mom has never been more proud of me. That's all that moment. That's never coming off the fridge, that's for sure. Extra rice for you tonight. But did your mom fucking film it and then like frame it. And then frame it and then put in like the safe and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course she did, of course you did. I think one thing that really helped me realize that start not giving a fuck is that, and this is just in general life as well, is that like, I remember who told me this. They were like, everyone is always way more worried about themselves and they ever are

about you. Oh yeah. And so like, if you just think about it like that and think about how you think about it when someone is public speaking, I don't fucking care if they're shit. I'm just, most of the time, I'm just sitting there anyway. Like they can just say anything

and I'll probably be like, oh, cool, yeah, all right. Like, unless they like literally shit their pants on stage, I'm not gonna think anything bad of them, right? So if you go into that mindset of, okay, I'm gonna talk in front of these people, none of them care, really, fuck it. How can I fuck this up? Like, it can't be terrible.

Yeah, but speech I feel is a little bit different because even if you do fuck up, you can very quickly try and fix it, right? It's a little bit different when you're playing solo piano in front of a crowd. No, dude, just call jazz. Everyone, just dude, come on. It's not classical anymore, it's jazz now.

When you go on stage, do you remember the stuff you do and the stuff you say? Because I don't remember that shit. Like, like, because. Sometimes. Do you still get nerves when you have like a big panel or big event? Yeah, no, no.

I get nerves right up until I'm on stage. Same here, same here. So like on the, like up the stairs going onto the stage, I'm fucking nervous. It's the anticipation. It's just like, I just wanna get this over with, you know what I mean, I just wanna get on stage and just do my shit.

Yeah. I mean, the reason why is because, you know, if you're doing a debate thing, no one cares about who you are. Yeah, yeah. But when it's your panel, right, all the people come for you. Yeah, yeah. So I could sit there and salt them for 20 minutes,

they probably be like, damn, Connor's exactly like he is on camera, man. Hell yeah, I'm kidding. Just as much of an asshole. You know what I mean? Like, because, I mean, that's how you deal with, like hecklers, right? Like you just give them shit.

Yeah, everyone's like, oh, that was funny, you know. Have you ever had hecklers at a panel? Yeah, one time. Really? Yeah, they were like being in. What happened? So, oh, God, it was at a fucking hentai panel? Oh, well, that's a, of course, of course. Dude, R18 panels, I've never done one

because it's, everything I've heard about is a fucking horror story. Oh my God, I come if I didn't mention this in like the convention story. Yeah. So I do, I offer to like conventions, I'm like, hey, do you want me to run a hentai dubbing panel? Yeah. And essentially what it is is, is I just get a bunch of hentai

and I blow out the subtitle. and I'm like, wing it. Right. Just make shit up. People are fucking terrible at it. Yeah. And that's what's funny. But eventually you'll get like one person

who's actually like really fucking funny. And that's what it's for. But I mean one time I was doing it and there's this dude in the back, he must have been like 30 something, just on his own. And he was just shouting, cringe, cringe, the whole time. And I was like, do you want to come up?

He was like, no. And I'm like, well, get the fuck out then. And everyone was like, Golf class, everybody. And then they close. So everyone, no joke, no joke. No, because at panels, there's always that one guy who thinks that, like, the panel was a YouTube comment section.

Yeah. And they always try to, like, be that fucking smart ass, like throw out that smart ass comment, and it never fucking, it's never fucking funny. You know who you are. I don't know, I must be blessed, because I've never had that at a panel of mine. I mean, normally at those type of panel, the loud people are good, because you can just bring them up. Yeah, yeah. I mean, if I ever put into that situation, I'd do exactly the same thing, right? God, it was terrible one time.

One time there was this hentai, and it was brother and sister. Right. And a brother and sister came up to dub it. And it was the most, the first thing I'd ever done in my life. Oh, God. It was terrible.

That's cursed. It was so cursed. I regretted it and it, you know, when you do something, you're like, this sounds hilarious. And then it starts, you're like, oh no. Oh, no, please stop. Please stop. This is like immediate regret.

You know what I mean? They offered it and I was like, oh, God. Yeah, this sounds funny. And I was no, no, no, no. I've never been tempted to do an R18 panel. No. I don't mind. I've only seen like bad things happen to R-A-T panels.

Yeah, I've only seen and heard the worst things happen. Because here's the thing, like, if you come to my panel, like, I'm usually open to any kind of fucking question it is. But it seems like when people see R-18 in a panel, because I've been to R-18 panel, they ask shit that is not like, it's bad in any kind of context. I mean, it's not a question. It's just, dub, hentai, don't fucking do anything weird.

Yeah. Well, what I'm talking about is like the R18 like Q&A panels. Yeah, those are fucking weird. I'll get those. Like, I don't know what it is. Some people just think, oh, it's R18. Therefore, I can ask them the most like private shit.

Yeah. That they otherwise wouldn't say, I'm like, no, motherfucker. I'm not gonna tell you private shit just because it's R18. I don't care. Like, motherfucker, even my therapist doesn't ask this shit. And here you are just asking about the most intimate fucking details of my life.

You know what I mean? I've never been on an R18 panel, but I've seen some of the questions that have some of the questions that have been asked on R18 panels. It's horrible. It's horrible. It just depends on the crowd, doesn't it really?

Sometimes you get real like, oh God, and sometimes they're quite funny. I mean, that's the thing. It can be funny, but there are just some people who don't know what funny is. Like, it's funny to them, but then the moment it comes out, everyone's like, yikes, you shouldn't have said that.

I mean, that's like discord humor, right? It's like funny between you and your friends, but not funny to everyone else in the room. Most of the time. Sometimes it's like online humor just doesn't translate into real life situations, especially with a lot of discord, humor. You know what I mean? And you can tell when someone's been on Discord a little too much.

When they ask questions like that, it's like, hmm, okay, you need some real interaction. Man, I saw this, I saw this tweet and I made me think about Discord. I don't keep changing topics here, but there is someone who is like, you can't be well adjusted if all your friends are only on Discord. What do you think about that statement? That is a take. Um, foo. Because I thought about it. And I, you know, and I, when I read that, I'm like, that seems way too like harsh. Yeah. But the more I thought about it, the more people I know

who are kind of like, I don't know, and when I was the same, when I had friends online, I don't think I was very well adjusted when I only had friends online. Do you know what I'm imagining right now? You know the picture of that stick guy, he's just like, yeah. That was my exact reaction.

It sounds so, it sounds too much. Like that's a bit of a generalization. Yeah, I think so. At the same time, I'm thinking, huh, of the people I know who only have friends on Discord, I don't like only have friends on Discord, who I've probably like, you know, especially people who have not, you know,

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online, you know what I mean? Like, I will say that they didn't feel like real friends like until I saw them in real life. I feel like that's like sealing the deal. Because there's something about having online friends where there's always that ball of like, how well do I really know this person? You know what I mean? And you could,

there has been like plenty of times where I've like connected with them immediately, you know, you guys being like some of them. And then there are equally, equally as many times when I meet them in real life and they're just like, wow, you were not how I imagine you to be. And this is weird now and I feel like I've all been there, you know what I mean? And I feel like if you just have that first step

where it is just the online relationships, you're missing out on a big part of what it is to be friends and social and everything like that. I mean, I've always been since like fucking age 12, I would happily get on fucking voice chat and talk to like fucking 30 year old man. Why did I do that? That's a, that's a, that's so.

I wouldn't know, I wouldn't know my 12 year on doing that. What was the context of this? So he invited me to the chat with you. Sounds like the beginning of Chris Hanson episode. Okay, like when you put like cod zombies, right? I would, I would gladly get on the fucking mic and like, I would like bully these 30 year old men like glad. Like I didn't give a fuck, dude.

When I was 12, I would gladly like shout at people. Like I would be. No, I didn't know that man. Well, like the, like the, like the, like the, like the comment said, dude, I'm a walking coin flip. So I made you go, you asked for Danny Jee. Yeah. You asked me, you're cutting out in Birmingham.

I love that. Okay, no joke, right? My little brother was too scared to argue people online. So when you did start to argue with people online and I was in the other room, I'd be like, Owen, give me the fucking headset. I'm gonna argue, you play. So I would fucking shout at them for him

because he couldn't do it good. And he would lose the arguments. I'm like, you're not losing the arguments on my account. Right. Over my fucking dead body. You think I will allow you to lose this? I don't know, I would just,

Because it's one of those things, right, where I would not fall for shit when I was like 12 or 13, like the shit that they would try and pull. Right, yeah. For some reason, I knew what was happening most of the time when I was aware. Because even from like age-

What was happening? I was fucking playing zombies with them most of the time. Most of the chill, yeah, it was all good. I mean, I don't know, I think it was weird back then because it just started when everyone started voice chatting. Yeah. I think it was new.

Yeah. And it wasn't really weird yet. Now it's weird if you do, I think it's super weird. But back then I didn't think of it as that weird when I was a kid. But maybe I didn't care. I mean, back then it was like this new thing

and now with so many fucking weird stories coming out, you gotta be- Yeah, now it's not, you know, if I had a 12-year-old kid and I heard him talk to a 30 old man, I'd be like, what the fuck you do it? Yeah, yeah. But like, you know, I get why people have a lot of online friends. It's because most of the time people search for online friends because they don't find that connection in the people around.

Oh, totally I did, yeah, I totally felt that. Yeah, I know, but it's the same thing. I would say is like, you know, when you, you can have like the best friend in the world, but as soon as like you move in with each other and live in the same house, that, that like change can change a lot of dynamics, you know what I mean. Especially, you know,

you meet some, especially in fucking uni. You meet some people who you think are chill. As soon as you move in with each other, you start hating each other. Yeah, that's true. And you see all their little fucking ticks and stuff that just get on your nerves. I mean, there was like a, I mean, I've basically been raised like on the internet, right?

Like, ever since like age, like 11, I was playing Roomscape, I was doing shit on mini clip. Like, yeah, I was all, and I always did not mind talking to strangers because I always thought like, I'm not gonna give any personal information, you know, I never did. For some reason, I was smart enough

to never do anything like that. Yeah. And there must have been a good, maybe like a year in my life where I pretty much only spoke to online people, like friends that I thought were like my friends. Yeah, it must have been my, maybe first year of university.

It's really weird, I've, I never had a concept of an online frame until I started YouTube. Yeah. Like I never would get on to like, I feel like we were two different sides of like the coin because I was always like, I would always go on. Because in my head I was like,

why would I talk to this random person online when I have IRL friends to talk to? Well, that's the side. Well, that's the thing, right? Here's where it gets sad. Didn't at the time. And the thing is, right, is that you think, oh, this is like, because I used to see those things

on Twitter because back then you should see these things like IRL, online friends are real friends. Yeah. Mom, you don't get it, you know. Back when Tumblr was like, you know, peak Tumblr. And I used to totally agree with that, because I was like, I was 16 and that's all I had.

And then after I like actually got real friends, I was like, oh, this is what normal friendship is like. Like it's like totally different. And it's something that like, I don't think you realize kind of affects you because you totally think you're fine. And I think you can be well adjusted, sort of if you have only online friends,

but it's a lot harder. Yeah. Because I feel like having that IRL kind of interaction to ground you and make sure you're not. doing weird things and you're interacting in a healthy way, right? I mean, because the thing about only having online friends is that inevitably you are just living in your own bubble. It is an online bubble, right?

Yeah, and you live through what you present to them. Yeah, exactly, right? You're only presenting one side of yourself or the best side of yourself, you're not seeing every side of a person. So inevitably, if you just live in a bubble, you know, you might luck out and be like, okay, this is actually a healthy, nice, nicely balanced bubble, but, you know, most of the time, you're missing some kind of that social interaction

and social connection that you just don't get online. Unfortunately. And I also think because I made a lot of the friends through gaming a lot of the time, how you were as friends was dependent on how you were in the game. Right, right. And obviously, I was normally really good at the games. So I was normally like, yeah, I'm kind of cool, you know.

And it was one of those things where online when I saw these people, like I was like, to those friends I was respected and they thought, wow, this guy's so cool, you know. He just does his own thing. But in real life I was a fucking loser. And it kind of made this dichotomy in my head where I'm like, yeah, I'm funny, yeah, I'm charming.

And then I go meet up with people and I fucking struggle. Like I couldn't, I didn't know how to, because I hadn't really, I wasn't very well adjusted. Yeah. And it made me think a lot and makes me look back and I don't know, it's like how do you convince someone when they're in that to see it?

Like it, when they're in that sense of, I only have online friends. How do you make them see that maybe they're, it's not a healthy with it. Like, it's not very healthy. Because to them they might be perfectly happy and fine. Right, and that's the thing. I think it's just a matter of perspective, right?

Because to them, that's all they know. Yeah. So I don't think until they actually experienced the other side of like trying to begin and start and maintain IRL friends. Yeah. They just won't know it. They'll be like, well, why would I do that when this is so much easier and more comfortable? Yeah. And also I realized as well that like

when I was predominantly spending all my time online, it felt like I could never make any progress in my life because I was not investing anything in real life. I was, maybe I'd go to work, and I'd go home. But that was about it, right? I never made any investment elsewhere. Right, right. And I felt like my life stagnated because of that.

Because I didn't, you know, I think when you make friends IRL. Because you didn't seek out something else. Right, right, because when you make friends, it's not just that, it's like you miss out on a lot of opportunities in general, like, because you're not putting yourself out there. You're not, you know, maybe other jobs you might hear about, you know, other, you miss out on a lot of things, I think. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's not just as simple as having friends and having friends. It's like, there's a lot of stuff that comes with having an hour of friends. Yeah. I don't know, it's really made me think a lot recently, especially because like moving to Japan as well, it's really made me think a lot. Yeah, it's been a year, right, since you guys, yeah, it's been a goddamn year since we moved here.

My God, already. This is not felt like a year at all. Jesus. Yeah, 2020's been fucking weird, to be fair. But how is it for you guys? Your first year here in Japan? It's been, I mean, okay, to be fair, it's probably, you know, pretty abnormal year for people who moved around this time, you know,

because of the Rona, but. It's been a strange year all around. Yeah. You know, it's, I don't think, I don't feel like I've spent a proper year here in Japan. Mostly because, like, I felt like part of the experience I was expecting from Japan was to have people visit me, you know what I mean?

Yeah. And I had a lot of friends who had planned to come visit us in Japan and it just all fell through. That's half the fun of living in this country, right? It's like, being like, oh man, I've always wanted to visit Japan or like, I'm coming to visit Japan, and you're just like,

My boy, I got you, bro. I wanted to be on the other side of that, on the other side of that fence. Because I've been on the visiting side. And I remember how amazing shit was when I first moved here and everything was so bright-eyed. And you could take me to a fucking family mart or a conventy and I'd be like, yo, yo, you eat this like Katsu curry every day?

You eat this fried chicken? You've got sandwiches, what the other stuff? Just watching those interactions is like so fucking fun. Because to you now it's just so normal. But to them, it's just so fucking alien. Dude, I remembered like, I was at the supermarket and I would just thought to myself, man, I remember when I used to think the shit was like insane.

Yeah. And like now I feel like there's nowhere else left on earth where I'm ever gonna go and it's gonna feel magical. And I felt kind of sad for a second. Because-Han is the final boss. Because, dude, I'd been hyping up Japan my whole teenage to adult life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was the one place that I always really wanted to go because I went to America and it was amazing. Right, I loved it, because I'd always hyped up America to myself. Yeah. Yeah. And then Japan was the last place that I hadn't been to that was like, I really wanna go here.

Because my parents took me to Europe all the time and I was kind of sick of you, that sounds so fucking privileged. I was sick and tired of traveling Europe. It's, no, I mean, my parents took me to like France every single year and I was like dying. That sounds like a fucking luxury, dude. We were camping in like tents and I just liked playing video games

and I couldn't play video games for three weeks, so it was basically being like forced to be a caveman for three weeks and like swim. I'm like, okay, I swim every day, I guess, I mean, it was basically the last place I wanted to go. And I remember the first time I landed here, even though I hadn't slept for like 20 hours, I was so fucking hyped.

I was like, this is fucking insane. What? I can get a vending machine, what? It's vending machines and they work? I thought I would like, I remember when I like, came in for the first time, I thought if I ever move here, I'm gonna get vending machine coffee every fucking day because this shit is awesome. And now I can't fucking stand vending machine coffee.

Literally every- shit out of here, just give you my Starbucks like I do everywhere else. When you first come here, every vending machine, you're like, I guess I'm getting coffee. Yeah, it's hot coffee, baby. But yeah, now you have it, you're like, this is the worst.

Do you remember when first moving here, and you're like, Nomi Hōdi, which is all you can drink? Yeah, like, was like, God. Fucking, it was, it was like a godsense. Like, whenever we'd go here and we'd go to like the Izakaya's, and we thought we'd be going to like Kino Kudai every fucking day.

It's like Nomi Hordai? Not even a question, of course. Kinokuro is essentially worth the spoons. I think we've set that before, but it's very cheap, very cheap, yeah. It's like 15 bucks or you can drink for two hours. Yeah, it's nuts. Yeah, but then you realize, oh shit,

I actually like my liver a little bit and I don't wanna fucking ruin it. And I also like good food as well. And it's not got bad food, but you just get better. It's very average food. Yeah, yeah. You just get better food elsewhere. Because I remember like coming to Japan,

like everything, I, in my eyes, all food in Japan was amazing. And then I lived here, and now you've realized that, It's all good, but there are different tiers of how good it can be. Yeah, yeah. And I'm gonna wonder what it's like whenever I go back to England or something where good food is just so much harder to find

than it is here, where it's just readily available. I'm gonna pot noodle the moment I get back. Bombay bad boy pot noodle is my favorite thing. You should just like do the opposite. You should just fucking commit and just go to a Wether spoons and just be like. I love Wetherspoons food. Well, then there you go.

But let's see how it is. Let's see how it is after you go back there. I fuck with Wetherspoons food. What I don't understand is Connor's fucking obsession with the Tesco meal deals. What is that? You had one. You had one.

Because I forced you to do. So Tesco meal deals, right? It's the thing in the UK, for three pounds, which is about maybe just under $4, $4, $4, you get a nice sandwich, a big bag of crisps, and like one of the premium drinks. You can get like a smoothie, you can get like an energy drink. Did I have that?

Yeah, I took you, because you got the big sandwich, it's quite big and you get a big bag at a crisp. You fucking loved it. I remember you were like, you all this, all this for three, I was like, yeah, it's insane, right? I think I vaguely remember. And I really like the sandwiches they make.

I remember I had the Weatherspoons that I had on in some kind of train station, and I was like, yeah. That was pretty bad. I took Joey to the Weatherspoons of Victoria Station. It was terrible. Yeah, it was tragic. I mean, I don't think weather spoons is terrible.

It depends on the pub though. Yeah, it does, it does. But for the most part, weather spoons is like pretty, pretty decent for the price you get. The one there though was, we were, I think we were struggling to find a clean table. Oh yeah, it was gross.

Like longer than actually deciding what to eat. Yeah, it was gross. Yeah, because I remember when Joey was coming to visit, me and Connor were like discussing, oh, what should we show him? What should we show him? Tesco meal deal, Tesco meal deal. I'm getting him a Tesco meal deal.

I'm like, Connor, for fuck's sake, nobody gives a shit about your three pound Tesco meal deal. Okay, right? I don't care if I become a billionaire. You bet I'm gonna be eating McDonald's and fucking Tesco meal deals until the day I fucking die. That shit is value and I won't hear otherwise. And it tastes amazing, okay? It tastes good.

I genuinely don't remember eating it. Like, I feel like, I don't know. I'm hurt, Joey. No, like, after living in, like, living in Asia where convenience stores just have, in my opinion, just good food to choose from. I think the sandwiches in Tesco are better than Japan. I mean, sandwiches have like mayonnaise

and like ketchup and all that shit in it. I don't need that shit. Okay, you're out of the question. Where does all the crust go in Japan? Where is it? Where's all the crusts gone? I don't know, probably just throwing out. For some reason all the sandwiches,

where is it? Give me my fucking crust. I love the crust of sandwiches. I think though sometimes. I actually, that's the reason I like Japanese sandwiches. In some, in some, in some, in some. You're like a 12 year kid. Like, you can't have mayo, you can't eat the fucking crust on your,

this man doesn't like, like, it's still bread. Yeah, man, what's, what's the problem? It tastes good. Yeah. I just, I just, it's just, it's just wasted, wasted bread that's like tasteless. Wasted bread.

It's like, it's the flavor. It's the flavor, dude. It's the best part of bread. What's so good? It tastes like cardboard. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. It tastes exactly like the bread that it's attached to.

It's like the crust on pizza, okay? Yeah, I like that it's crust on pizza exists and why does everyone pretend that it tastes good? It tastes good. No, it doesn't. You eat the pizza for the fucking bread, cheese, and tomato sauce combination. Why would, why would I want to eat pizza?

That is, why would I just want to eat the bread part of the pizza? Where when I have pizza, I want the pizza part of the pizza. Okay. That's because you're eating it wrong. Yeah, yeah. You're going right up to the crust. Yeah.

You gotta save a little bit of the sauce. And they go on the side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People think I'm a fucking psychopath when I eat pizza the way I actually eat pizza at home, which is crust first. I eat the crust first because I get, I get the taste of the way.

So I'm more, um, then how do you hold the pizza? I just hold it like, like, like, what the fuck are you doing, bro? You're holding it like L, dude. Like you just fucking, look, look, look. I just saved the best part to last. Why would I save the taste the taste the, tasteless part till last. I don't enjoy eating the crust. You're making it tasteless by only eating

the crust. Yeah, you need to combo it. If you save a little bit of the sauce, that sauce could be with the actual pizza. You know what I mean? But the pizza has plenty of sauce. Look, it's like eating the fucking, it's like when you're having a nice fucking meal and you eat your broccoli and vegetables first and you eat, and you have like your chicken or your steak afterwards. You save the best part to last. Do you always eat everything separate? Not always. If it, if it, like synergizes perfectly. Like he would know. The cross, Mr. Hanlon.

With the pizza. No, it doesn't. The crust just takes the pizza taste out. I got fucking Italian handle on this bitch. Like, it synergizes. Because when you get those shitty frozen pizzas, right, that are like one dollar a pound, right? They're the ones with no crust.

You know those fucking fake deep dish pizzas that are just all bread and like the thinnest layer? That's like his fucking dream. No, my fucking dream is like proper thin crust. Italian pizzas where like the pizza goes right up to the crust and it's cause it's so thin, it doesn't take,

it doesn't get in the way of the actual pizza is. It doesn't get in the way of the slice. Sorry? You got a grip on something. I don't give a shit about greasy fucking hands if the pizza tastes better. That's just optimizing the pizza. There is so much wasted space on pizza that it's,

it's like the crust gets in the way of the pizza taste. Well then, okay, why don't you do this then? When you get the pizza next time, right, and there's a thick crust, just fold that bitch in half. No, because that's like, that means. I feel like you're making a problem out of this. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just roll up the pizza so that it's all in one thing.

And it's like, I just assume, right, whenever I see anyone who, you know, leaves the crusts on a sandwich or, you know, leaves the crusts on a pizza, I'm like, your parents clearly didn't like beat it into you to eat that shit, dude. Dude, if I left crust on bread, my mom would beat my ass. Yeah, she'd murder me.

She'd be like, why are you wasting food? And I'll be like, I got away with a lot of shit, but leaving food was not one of them. Yeah. No, that's why, that's why if I have to eat pizza, I eat it crust first. Like, when... It's just there...

You make it sound like a fucking torture, man. It is torture for me, because you're ruining, you're ruining this good fucking food with just tasteless bread. There was only one time where it's acceptable to leave the crusts on a pizza and that is a buffet of pizza, where it's like, I gotta optimize this shit. I don't want none of this shit, because it's always shit. But if you just have dominoes, then you have to eat the crust.

And also, and also, in the... like, crust just takes extra room. It's just extra room in your stomach that can be filled with nice, tasty pizza. I don't want to get filled up with, like, tasteless crust. How small is your fucking stomach? I want that fucking pizza, okay? How small is your stomach?

Oh, yes, this tiny bit of crust here is gonna... I know I'm right. I think you're not the crazy one here. How to be you're on pizza? I've been quiet about this for too long. Crossless gang, where are you at? Where are you at, crossless gang? Crossless gang.

Crossless gink. All the 10 year olds raise their hand. Point is, where is the crush, Japan? I don't like it, they take it from me, because sometimes I think the best part of the sandwich is like the give, the cross adds to it, right? You gotta bite it a little, you gotta tug it a little bit. Yeah.

Sometimes it just crumbles apart without the crust. It's like the integrity of this sandwich has been ruined. It's been optimized. It has not been optimized. You cut off all the useless pieces. Although, I will say, sometimes, 711 is by far the guiltyest.

of this, you'll get a sandwich from 7-Eleven, right? And they'll show you the sandwich, it looks like fucking packed in the front. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This thing is just like quadruple ham slices, right? You open up this sandwich thing, you get it out, you're like, oh my God, it's thick. And then as you realize, you grab it in your hand,

you're like, huh, it's pretty thin, pretty thin near the end. You peel it up, and there's no ham. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the other half of the sandwich, and you're like, I've been fucking playing. You go fucking click baited by sandwiches. Yeah, yeah. And then you have to like weirdly like curl the bread up

so you can get like an even bite of bread. It's fucking 7-Eleven, can you fucking sort that shit out? Everyone says their food is the best, but it's honestly the worst one out of the... I don't know family mart is, okay. That family. No, I have to stand with Family Mart. Oh my God, no, I'm a, I'm a 7-Elevene simp, man. You're a Lawson simp, right? Yeah, I love Lawson. We'll do the Combinia. We'll save it.

We're going to leave this for the Combinni tournament arc, okay? We'll do it. We need to just ask a company. There are three genders. Change my mind. Oh my God. No, it's like the difference between fucking Tesco's, Sainsbury's and co-op, right? You know, yeah, I don't know, but I'll just agree with you

in that case. But what do they have in fucking Australia? What, in terms of convenience stores? Yeah. Carbord. Yeah, no one goes to a convenience store in Australia. It's all just supermarkets. It's like...

Bottle's, as they say. No, that's a liquor store. Yeah, I know. Yeah. That is your lunch. Yeah, I do. I don't want to buy food from a liquor store. I will say, probably the thing that I very quickly got adjusted to

that I think that will hit me like whiplash when I return is deliveries here. Oh yeah. Speaking of optimized. You get so used to it here because what happens is, how we spoke about this on the podcast before? Don't we have, I don't think so. So when you get a delivery in like, I guess, any other country,

it's like, we'll arrive between 8 a.m. and 6 p.m. And you just gotta be home on a Tuesday, hope you listen out, you know, and then you fucking miss it. And they didn't knock on the door. They say that they were there. And it's like bullshit. No, you do. And then it's this whole fucking pain.

And you gotta try and reschedule like, oh, well, you come back in four days. And it's like, are you kidding me? I pre-ordered this game. I wanted it today. But in Japan, when you miss a package, not only can you reschedule on that day within a two hour time slot.

So if you miss it between like 8 and 12 AM, which is the only four hour time slot, you can get it redelivered between 12 and 2, four and six, six, six. and eight, 90s. Basically same day delivery. Literally the whole day and you can pick the two hours, it's nuts. And on Amazon when you do it,

you can also pick the two hour time slot. It's nuts. Yeah. It's so insane and it works. I mean, they're also like, what is it? Where the UK and some places have like in London have like Amazon now or something like that. Yeah, we do have that. That's insane.

I think I spoke about that in the podcast for because I ordered like Mario Party and shit. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's when it arrives literally a few hours after you order it. What don't we have that man? Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised at Japan. and get it or something. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I would love that because I didn't know. I would never leave my house. I just fucking get it out. Well, it was made for groceries mainly. Oh yeah, right? Yeah. Which is weird, like, because I was thinking back to our podcast last week with Alexion.

And I remember thinking myself, man, how would I have survived in Japan and got set up if Amazon didn't exist? Like he did? Like when he first moved here. And I'm just thinking, man, so much of my life has revolved around Amazon in Japan. in Japan that if I didn't have it,

I would be like, life would be 10 times harder. It does become, when something is on Amazon, I've noticed it becomes about 10 times more difficult to get the thing that I want and delivered the day. Because you have to look it up and being like, alright, where's the closest store? And then you have to find out when the stores open and then you have to go in and fucking look for it.

It's a mess. Gross. But I also feel kind of sad because I feel that because everything is so easy, you know, and I got comments that like, I'm probably kind of complains about not knowing Japanese and living in Japan, right? Not complaining, I'm just fucking British

and I'm just complaining about the things that I complain about. I know it's my fault for not knowing Japanese. I'm not a fucking idiot. I know that it's probably not a good idea to not speak Japanese living in Japan, right? But a lot of people do come here to learn, right? And I do think that if I was forced to, you know,

say 10 years ago or 15 years ago, I think that I would have been forced to learn a lot more. Oh yeah, absolutely. Because I would have no choice. All right, right now, Right now, I don't need to do anything. Google Maps tells me where to go, Google Maps tells me the restaurants,

I can Google translate every web page. Like, it's pretty much all sorted. It's catering more towards foreigners, definitely. It also doesn't help that this is basically a society that has optimized, like, getting the least, getting the least amount of human interaction possible. You go to a restaurant, you have a tablet and you order your stuff.

You know, most of the time, you don't even need to talk to anyone, you know what I mean? Which is what I like, I get, you must get this a lot right. Do you get comments asking you like, how's your Japanese coming How's your Japanese Kangalong? Yeah, Garn, how is it coming along?

It is, is a Jozoo? It is, I've already gotten Jazeu a few times. It's difficult, right? Because it's hard to explain, because essentially, I think people have a misconception of how much we interact with Japanese people. Yeah. I talk to a Japanese person and I'm forced to speak Japanese

at most often at the Combeini or at the Denny, Denny's or whatever, like at a restaurant or a store. Those are the three most common times. And there's a script. Like, I know exactly what they're going to say. Yeah, yeah. And they always say the same things. I know exactly what you mean,

because we were getting coffee, like I think it was last week or something at the bookwalk offices and we kind of order the coffee. And he almost sounded like fucking fluent with all the responses he was making and he was just, and he was just like, I know how it is where you've ordered something enough times that you just know the questions you get asked.

Yeah, I've perfectly optimized ordering coffee. It's like when you watch a movie, and you say the line before the actress says the line. I know what you're gonna say. And I know where if that script is like varied, like in the slightest, you just go, you just go like, I have no idea what the fucking do it anymore. Because what happens is I'll be ordering coffee, right?

And here's the order every single time. You go in there, you say what you want, they'll ask you, do you want it to stay or to go? So you say to go. And then I'll ask you, you know, do you want a bag? You say, no, you don't want a bag. And then you just say how you want to pay. So you can just say that, right?

And it's always how it is. And every time it goes wrong, and if Joey's with me, I'll just slowly turn to you, to Joey be like. There's only two times I've seen a slow head turn. That's in a horror movie and when I'm with you guys and it's out of the script.

It's just a very slow like, help. I don't wanna go, Joey, help. I just wanna be like, dozo, Joe. I'll leave it. It's actually funny when you're not there because when it's some, there have been times when it's just me and Connor and we're at like a restaurant ordering something

and then we get something off script. And it's both of us trying to cum, like humanstively, figure out which one of us knows like as much Japanese as each other. Like like we're trying to like combine our Japanese knowledge to be like, okay, you know this word? I know that word.

So we can, let's try to figure out what we're saying. Let's combine these two words together. That's the thing though, like that's like one, like I'm such a fucking sadist, but like that's the one thing I fucking love when friends who can't speak Japanese I'm hanging out with. And we go to like a restaurant or something

or we go out somewhere or go traveling somewhere is that because I don't look Japanese, people don't expect me to know So I love every now and then going to a restaurant with like a bunch of non-Japanese friends and pretending I can't speak a word of Japanese. And just letting them be, I'm like, ah, Nihongo Wakara and I, and it's just like,

fuck you, fuck you, Joey. So yeah, outside of, you know, those situations, we pretty much don't really speak to Japanese people. Although to be fair, you've been recently fucking interacting with like Japanese people on Apex, right? Well, so I thought to myself, right, I'm taking these Japanese classes two times a week. The problem is, is I'm not really doing much outside of that.

and people will be like, oh, why don't you study more? I mean, the work schedule that we have is already pretty fucking-hacking. And there's only so much studying before you have to actually use it in practice, right? I think like no matter how much studying I do, if I'm not using it, like practically, it's not gonna help.

Yeah, it's no point. So yeah, I just decided, fuck it, okay, you know what? I'm gonna stream talking to Japanese people on Apex. She's trying to make friends. Yeah, managed to make some friends pretty fucking fast. Yeah, even though most people do not wanna talk. I mean, I was churning into one of your streams and you were like interacting quite well.

Yeah, I can speak super, super basic. But they were getting it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They can normally understand what I'm trying to say. The best thing is is that if I don't know something, I'm like, chat, chat, what is this word? How do I say this thing? And then they tell me, and I don't forget it.

Because I'm using it, like immediately over and over. And so that's been really helpful. And if you wanna go and watch those, you can watch them on the highlights, whatever. Yeah. But yeah, that's been super helpful. But outside of that, like, we don't fucking use it. I mean, you can, I can talk to you guys in Japanese.

But it's, okay, Joey, it's different, because it's different, Joey. Because you know how bad we're, how bad we are and it's embarrassing, right? No, no, okay, you gotta, you have to throw that aside because, like, I am fine doing it in front of 2,000 people live. Yeah, but not in front of me.

No, not in front of me. Why? Because I'm not gonna judge you. Joey's a smug motherfucker. We judge ourselves when we whip me. It's like a subconscious thing where I'm just like, I don't want you to be disappointed me, Joey. That's, I'm not gonna be disappointed.

I wanna just impress you, man. I wanna impress you, okay? I just wanna get Nihongo Joe's in by you, man. But I know how Josie your Japanese is, man. I can't reach that level right now, man. You're like trying to impress your dad. It's like, come on, man. This is the only time I'm gonna get my dad's love.

Because I don't know what it is about talking to a Japanese person. I, even though it's even more awkward because if they don't understand me, we're fucked. Yeah. But it's less awkward because they inherently expect me to be fucking awful. Yeah. So it's like, when I do do good, it's like, oh, awesome.

Like, it's good. So then why don't you just put that on me? Because you can probably figure out what I'm trying to say. And you can be like, are you trying to say this, Conant? I'm like, yeah. But I can also just pretend to be like, I guess maybe.

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what is this, the Tata galaxy? Back to the video. That was, that was, well. You could understand everything, right? Did you think you were gonna talk more Japanese, like be forced to you when you moved here? Yeah. Yeah, I thought, I thought it was.

He said there with such remorse, like. Because it's so, it's weird, right? Because I think everyone in my life expected me to, as did I. Yeah. But what ends up happening is that I realized, okay, I work from home, I go to a language school where all the staff speak English,

all my friends speak English. Yeah, oh no. I stream, I speak in English, I go to the gym, I don't talk, because who the fuck am I gonna talk to? Unless that Hulk guy talks to me. Yeah, that's a fucking massive chat. If I'm told that story, I think I have, right?

So yeah, there's actually like, pretty much no time where I ended up. To be fair, I'm kind of the same as well. Right, well, how often do you speak Japanese people outside of business, right? Yeah, I mean, because of COVID, I haven't been able to see my family, like, at all. Right, right, yeah.

And that as well, it's made it even worse, because strangers don't wanna fucking talk to foreigners. Yeah, exactly. I mean like our neighbor next to us is like really fucking cool old couple. And like every time I see them like I'll talk to them in Japanese. But I always get so nervous because the moment I start talking to them, I can hear it in my inflection that like, oh no, I'm fucking like losing touch on this shit. Like I haven't been, I haven't been speaking enough because I haven't been speaking enough.

Because all, because the only time I'll ever speak to is like with my mom, like an occasional Skype call or fucking, you know. It's weird right. You live in Japan and you're like, you're losing it. Yeah, I'm losing it. So I have to, you know, you know. I have to like consciously fucking keep, you know, figuring out ways of like,

okay, how can I use this language? Cause if there's one thing I don't wanna lose, it's my Japanese. Yeah, of course, of course. And here's, the thing about languages is that if you don't use it, it'll get rusty. And that's true with like my Thai as well. Yeah, now that I'm living out of Thailand.

I'm just like, there's sometimes I'm trying to remember a Thai word when I'm speaking to my mom. And sometimes I get like the Japanese word instead because like that's something I've been studying more recently. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and it's weird to think how little I can have to, how little I can use Japanese and also live here. You know what I mean?

Because you kind of subconsciously find a way to make it easy for yourself. Not gonna lie, the one, actually, like one thing I have been starting to do recently is like every time I read manga or a novel, a Japanese novel or something, I read it out well. Just because if I read it in my head, like of course I'm gonna understand it.

No, no, no. But it's completely different. Like reading and speaking skills, it's completely different. Yeah, yeah. So I've like just kind of, very quietly read it to myself. Yeah. Just to remember like, okay, that's how you pronounce that word.

Yeah, it's like that for me, like reading Welsh, it's like getting confusing now, because I haven't done it in a long time. Yeah. And it's a, I mean, you've seen the Welsh language, right? It's a fucking jumble of sounds. It's like, all right, fuck. That's why I don't understand, you know,

people who know like fucking eight languages. Some people just have it, man. Yeah, it's just a capacity, right? Like, I don't think inherently I would ever learn more than one language because I'm lazy as fuck, I'll be honest, right? I mean, the fact of trying to pick up a third is like, third is like, fuck, my brain is like, Connor, we're really, we're really going on a limit here, man.

Really pushing it. But I don't think learning languages is hard per se. I think it's just like, okay, if we just all quit YouTube tomorrow for like a year and just focused all our time on actually learning this language, I think, I thought, we'd make like so much progress, but what's hard about it is trying to learn a language and fit it

within our already current lifestyle where we're already busy as fuck. You know what I mean, I feel like that's the real problem because it's like, I'm trying to find time where time doesn't fucking exist nowadays. So where like it takes a lot of fucking time and dedication to language. And it's a long line between being able to speak a language

conversationally and being fluent in the language. The only time I've actually gotten like able to be in get proper Japanese practice is when we're fucking out on the lash or something, we're at a random barns like, like we were fucking pissed out of our heads. And there's just a random Japanese bloke who's as pissed as us.

That's pretty much been like the best language which practice I've gotten since I've moved here. Honestly, yeah, that probably is the best way to do it. Because, you know, if you're like a little intoxicated, then you're gonna be less, you know, nervous about trying that. I swear to God, I speak any languages like 10% better and when I'm drunk, except for English. Except English.

Yeah, it's weird. It's so true. Fuck, man. But I mean, like languages from what I've learned is like, learning a language and learning music, or like an instrument is the exact same part of the brain. And they say like it's the exact same with an instrument or language, but the second one is always gonna be the most difficult.

And then from the third onwards, it just gets easier and easier and easier. And I guess for all three of us, the advantage is that we already know two languages quite formally. So that's why, and you know, you guys are learning a third, right? So it just puts pressure on me. I'm like maybe I should learn a third language as well.

I mean, it's weird because I don't feel like I ever learned two languages. This is the first time I felt like I've learned, trying to learn, actively learn something. rather than just like, hey, this is, I just knew this as a kid. I didn't really have to think about it. Because you don't think about it in your head

when you speak tight or Welsh. Because the thing is it's just like, it is very much like learning an instrument. It's just a lot of it's like muscle memory. It is pure muscle memory. Yeah. I do not remember how I learned it. I don't remember learning it.

I just know that I've always been able to understand it and speak it. That's why I hate it when people ask me like Japanese language questions, I'm like, I don't fucking know how I like that is. And it's also like when I, and also when you learn a language I think you learn it wrong. You learn it locally in a native way. Yeah, so people ask me, some people would ask me questions about Welsh

and I'd be like, I don't fucking know. Like I just knew from speaking it. Yeah, I don't know any of the rules. I couldn't do half of them correctly. Yeah, well that's why they say, like the best way to learn any language is to live in the country that speaks it. Right, right, right.

It's, yeah, I don't know. And I think I'll get a lot of questions about like, oh wait, wait, which languages can't speak? Well, it's because like, I don't really get much use out of Welsh, so I don't really show it off. unfortunately, because it's only spoken in Wales and one part of like South America.

There's like one small place in somewhere in South America where they speak Welsh, like a town. Really? Weird, yeah, a bunch of like Welsh settlers went there and we're like, fuck it, let's just make a town. Let's just chill here. Let's just do it. It's a shame because it's such a nice language.

It sounds beautiful. Yeah, yeah. And it's always fun hearing people pronounce the names of the towns. Oh yeah, yeah. Isn't that that BuzzFeed video like all the Welsh names, and it's fucking horrible.

They sound as cool as they look as well. Oh yeah. Yeah, because like my dad can't speak Welsh or my mom can speak Welsh. Right. So my dad fucking butchers, the names that I always just correct him. It's fine, I just wanna be an ass. Oh yeah, I do that to my dad with Japanese as well. Like I fucking love doing it.

Oh yeah, yeah, it's the same situation. Yeah, it's like, shut up, son. Going back to the whole like, trying to fit it around your lifestyle, there is such a big part of me that's like, fuck man. I wish I could just take a year off YouTube and like, do it. Like perfect a skill.

Like just do Japanese class five days. Yeah, I've like felt that definitely recently where like my entire life has just revolved around YouTube for like the past four or five years. And then I kind of realized this last year, especially, it was just like, hey, there are other things I can do with my life other than YouTube and learning Japanese is definitely one of them. But I really only have time to, you know, do one without making like substantial progress on the other or just like making almost zero progress.

I mean this COVID situation definitely hasn't helped considering that's really limited where we can go, right? Because I feel travel as well, even if you're traveling with like a bunch of like English speaking people in Japan, you just get into, you can put yourself into situations where you have to interact with the locals. Yeah, yeah, you know, just travel is such a nice way of just meeting people and like getting to use the language

as much as possible because like I feel there's less stress using a language you're trying to learn while you're traveling. Because at the end of the day, you're never gonna meet this person again. Yeah, I would have no qualms about like, butchering Japanese to an old lady. And yet you get fucking nervous as shit trying to use Japanese at your local Kumbini.

Right, because it's like, I'm gonna see you again, probably tomorrow, same time. Oh my God. And I don't wanna be remembered as like, Gaijin who can't speak Japanese, right? As much as there is a party me that wants to do that, I'm like, at the same time, I feel like, I'm enjoying YouTube now more than ever.

Oh yeah, I'm enjoying everything about it. And it's going so well that it would make no sense to like stop doing it, right? Like, because, you know, taking a year off YouTube, although I could probably come back from it. I probably could, but is it worth the risk? Like, no, probably not. I can always learn Japanese later on in life,

which sucks that I wouldn't have it now and I would rather have it now, but I can always do. Why not mix the two worlds together? I feel like, what do you mean? What do you mean by that? Like make some kind of YouTube content about you learning Japanese. I considered that, but I thought that'd be such a big undertaking

and I've seen language channels and they had like drama because they were like not end up learning the language. No joke, like there was this video where a guy made like an apology video. It was like technical drama. Yeah, yeah. So like, oh god, cause I got,

because you know when those videos went around where it was like, dude speaks 15 languages on the AR chat? You're like, well that's just absurd. But then I sort of watching a lot of those videos and I found like people who were like, their whole channel was about them starting from zero and then learning the language.

Yeah, yeah. And there was like drama with this one guy because he was learning two languages I think it was like, I can't remember, it was like, it was very different languages as well. Yeah. And about halfway through like a year in, he's like, you know what, I'm quitting, I'm quitting Swedish,

you know, I realized that it's just hampering my progress, trying to learn two languages at once. And all the, it was like, all the comments were like, what the fuck, man, I can't believe. I believed in you. Like, your Swedish was so good, man, why is you? Like, and I was like, oh. Oh my God, anything, anything can be drama now.

And I just thought like, if anything, it would be a thing where I would be like, okay, let's see how much I can learn. in three months doing X a week, right? And then I would not announce it, not make it a pro, not make it a series, just do it, here we go. Yeah, yeah.

But at the same time, it also is a lot of pressure that is like, okay, I gotta worry about making other videos and also actually learning Japanese. Yeah, otherwise this video's gonna be little awkward if it's like three months in, I learn nothing. Yeah. Fuck. But that would be funny, right?

Like, it would be like a funny conclusion to the video as well. Would it there? I think so. Is it like people, I just wasted three months of my life. and uh, nothing. You did it for good content, though. Wasted 30 minutes of your life watching this video. Yeah, exactly.

I don't know, fuck dude. Because I was, cause I had this video idea where it's like, because I've always wanted to like improve more on my Japanese as well, so I'm like, I can't just like commit, like, outside of YouTube or like outside of what I do and all these side projects I do because I'm just way too busy now, which sucks because I really do wanna like, you know,

hone in on my Japanese a lot more. So I thought about like, you know, there's like the Kanji Proficiency Test. Yeah, yeah. I got like the third highest on that, but like that was back in like high schools, but I'm like, I wonder if I can like go for the highest one. And I- How many canji do you do now? For the highest one?

Yeah. I believe it's 3,000. And I think only 0.4% of the population has it. Yeah, it's very like prestigious. Yeah. But I thought like, what if I did a video where I- Is there a kanji for cultural cross-polynation? I guarantee there he is. I make one.

There's a kanji for everything, man. Don't worry. But I thought to myself like, I wonder if I did a video where I just like dedicated like a year to just document myself like learning that and trying to attempt for the test. But isn't that scary though? Because what if you don't make any progress,

like six months ago? That's the only thing that's talking. And it's also like in order for me, in order for this video to be successful, I gotta fucking grind this shit. Yeah, yeah. And if I do this and then the video flops, then that's just like, cool.

I wasted a year of my life for a flopped video and a test that I failed him. I think unlike the actual Japanese language, I think you actually can like gamify and speed run kanji. Like I think kanji is speed runable. I don't know, man. It is, dude, it totally is.

Explain, explain. Because you can, there's like, little apps that will like fucking whip you if you get it wrong, right? So I speed learned like 100 kanji in like a day by doing that. And I know all of them now, I can use them. But if I sat you down and told you to write it out,

could you? Write it out, some of them. Right, but I'll read them. Yeah, but that's, I mean, Oh, read them, read them. Would you be able to read 100 kanji if I showed you? 100%. Really?

100%. Okay, now I'm tempted to challenge. Challenge accept. I'm tempted to do this. We'll do it live stream. We'll both stream. Yeah, you could fucking do it. And I'll fucking do a kanji test on you.

The basic kanji? The 100 country you know. I'll do a test. 100%, we'll do it. Okay, okay. Okay. Sounds like a video idea. Because, right, you can gamify it.

Like, and you can start picking up patents. And I feel like the way that you can I don't know, like at least when I was learning kanji, I could easily pick up kanji like, I guess, because especially living in Japan, right? Because it wasn't like living in the UK, sorry, where you learn this kanji, you would leave your house, you wouldn't see it.

When you leave your house in Japan, even if you didn't talk to anyone, you see the kanji's everywhere. Yeah, so you could keep practicing because you keep seeing them like, oh, I know that, oh, I know that. Yeah, you do do that after like every, like, trash taste session.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'd be catching the train, you'd be like, what's that I say? I've seen that one before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel like that's how that's the way you gotta do it, right? Right, right, right. Because that's how a kid learns.

Just like inquisitively. Yeah. Problem is where it starts getting into like, there's four kanjis with four different, oh, the same kanji with like 10 different pronunciations. And it's like, oh, this is like 30% of all kanji. I love the ones with like two. I'm like, nice.

Question of you boys, because we've been living here for a year now. What's the, how long do you think you're gonna be staying here for? That's the question I want to ask you to. What's my five year plan? That's, yeah. Chris Ward was a fucking liar. Chris Ward said he was only gonna live here for like five years and he's still here.

He's been in for a fucking liar. He's been for eight years, I think. It's not like I'm approaching my fifth year. I mean, time just moves fucking fast. It doesn't even feel like I've been here a year. I thought, yeah, I'll live here for like two years, max. I'm halfway through. I'm just like, I've hardly even spent any time here.

Yeah, right. You know what I mean? That's the thing. Like, I always thought to myself, I'm like, I thought about it. I was like, oh my God, I've been it for almost five years. Like, I moved out, like, soon moved out of my parents and, like, actually lived in Japan on my own.

I was like, it does not feel like five years. Which is why like, the question of like, what do you see yourself doing in five years? It's starting to sound less and less absurd to me. Because back, you know, when I was in my teenage years, and people were like, where do you see yourself in five years? Like five years is so far away. You'd be doing something fucking different every year

in the back of that age. But now it just feels like it's, you can have like a routine and monotonous. Now we just sound old, man. I mean, we are, man, we are. Depending on how long, a big fucking question mark, obviously, is, you know, how long will Geeks Plus allow us to be here? Because we, we're, yeah, Malian. Yeah, Malin, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna say this louder.

So it all depends on how long Geeks Plus will be around, because our visa depends on Geeks Plus. So. It depends on trash tape. This is why we take so many fucking sponsors, by the way, so we can give geeks plus money so that we can satiate our fucking, like, lords. Overlords, dude.

Like, how many sponsors can we fit, 10 an episode? Say no more. Doable, doable, man. I mean. Okay, but I mean, like the question though, I think, and this is kind of goes back to the root of it all. Having been here for a year, are you guys enjoying it?

Yeah. Yeah, there's been, I think I flip flop a lot in the first six months. The first six months, I was like, I would have one, one week where I'm like, I hate it, I plan to go back in two months. Yeah. Obviously not.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like there's some weeks where, I think especially where I've, and I said this in my video about my, my, cause I made a video about one year living in Japan. Yeah. I think the big point I try to mention was like,

you have to make, like, you have to force yourself to like actively go out your way to make friends here. Yeah. Yeah. It is not a country where friends just come along. You don't just bump into people and you're like, well, let's hang out. It's like you actually, you have to go out of your way to do the whole,

like, when are you free? What's your calendar like? Let's make the solid, not a bullshit thing, let's do it. Otherwise, I'm not gonna see anyone for two weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like having this podcast has really helped because before it was like, okay, we might hang it out every day. Yeah, but then we also might not see each other

for like a week and a half. And then I realized I haven't left the house in four days. Fuck, I'm starting to feel lonely. And I live alone and I've never lived like alone alone. Like I've always had a roommate or something. I've always had a roommate or something. And I didn't realize like how much I like relied on that to like kind of keep me a little bit sane.

Yeah. Because sometimes my fucking roommate, Zina, I love you, but yeah, you'd drive me up the wall, right? But that's also not like her fault. It was like just a thing of like. That comes with just having a roommate. Eventually you just, you live with someone long enough, you're like, I fucking hate just the little thing

that you do and I have no idea why. And I thought, I can live alone. And then I like one week into living alone, I'm like, fuck, it's quiet in here, hey, Jesus. I was so fucking depressed when I started living alone here. Like before like Archie moved in, with me, I was like, fuck man. I've been out of the house in two weeks.

I'm so fucking lonely right now. And like- Am I the only true introvert here? I mean, look, I like my time alone. Don't get me wrong, right? Like, I like my time alone, but there's only so much time I like alone before I'm like, I require the touch of a human skin. Oh no, I'm the same because I remember before I moved to Japan, I basically lived alone for like three, four months.

Yeah. Because Sydney was in America at the time, and we were sorting out of visa stuff for Japan. So there was just like a fair few month period where my only social life would be when we'd be able to like hang out in London. And I don't know if it's just because I've been in a relationship for like four years.

It was just like, it was just like nice having like just just living alone. And just seeing friends and seeing people when I wanted to. Because I guess the big difference between Japan and when I was living in England is that I could see someone whenever I wanted to in England, if I really wanted to.

You know what I mean? You could just mess with me. You'll be like, let's hang out. Yeah, exactly, exactly. I feel like if it was the case of, you know, I don't know when I'm gonna see someone next, then I would be a way more lonely. Well, that's why I'm like constantly just like filling in plans

like ahead of, yeah, yeah. Just being like, yo, you wanna hang out, you wanna hang out, you wanna hang out? You wanna hang out? Otherwise, you're gonna find yourself in this kind of like dead space of just no interaction whatsoever. Yeah, because like when I first moved here

and I didn't really have anything in my house. And yeah, I was just gonna on Tinder dates just because I was lonely. Yeah. I didn't, like, it sounds so sad, but, you know, when I didn't, people do that, man. I mean, when I didn't have, you know, anything to do, I would just go to your house,

but then I felt bad, you know, because I didn't wanna go to their house every day and be like, hey, you know, I know you didn't mind, but I also didn't, like I felt like I was intruder. Right, so, and it was just sad, you know, and it took me a while to get used to it and getting used to being alone. So, fuck, that sounds so sad.

Fucking everyone laughed. I mean, living alone, sorry, not being alone. I just have to get used to just being, you know, in my soul too, just crying, no, I've figured it out now. I figured how to have a healthy balance of everything, but it took me a while because I didn't, I wasn't used to it, right?

I always had someone in my house that I could always be like, yo, you wanna watch TV, you know? So it took a while. So is this your subtle way of asking has to come to your house more? No, no, no, no. So, so like, okay, so we're going back

to our, like, original fucking topic of this video of like online friends and everything. When did you guys realize that online friends just wasn't enough? It couldn't feel that whole, that having real physical friends that you can see, like. After I had like a really healthy friend group, I think. Like, IRL friend group? Yeah.

Yeah, after you have like an actually good IRL friend group that like you just, you would rather hang out with more than like anyone. Yeah, yeah, I feel like there's no going back. Yeah, yeah, I feel that as well. Because I found my, I found like my first proper true friend group, like at the age of like 23, 24, That's when it kind of started.

And I remember, like, my mom had, like, fucked up my entire perception. Because my mom had raised me for, like, 18 years to be like, don't give a shit about your high school friends. Your real friends for life, your actual real friends. We'll come in university. So I go to university, and I just, I'm just there with, like, my housemates, my coursemates.

I'm just looking around. I'm just like, I hate everyone around me. They're like, Mike Wazowski's just like, where are the friends? Yeah, it's just like, where are the friends? friends, mom, why would you lie to me, mom? Why would you lie to me? So yeah, I'm not in contact with like anyone from like my university days. Like some more so in my high school days where university was just, university was just like a fucking cesspool where I was. Yeah, I definitely,

I definitely have more in contact with my high school friends than I do my uni friends. Yeah. Like not to say I don't have any uni friends. Like I have, you know, some of my uni friends are fucking best friends forever. But yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Like I think that whole thing of like, oh, don't worry about high school because there won't be a friends for life. I think it's kind of bullshit. Yeah. I think you'll know if you've made a friend for life.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think so. I think so. There is no designated time when you will make friends for life. It all happened along the way. But I remember, like, finding my first friend group and now I was just realizing, oh, so I don't have to pretend to be someone likable

to be around you guys because you guys just kind of like me for the person I am. And that was just like so mind-blowing for me. What the fuck is that all about? Yeah, no. Yeah, it's just like, having friends that are like, just like, you know, even though there's like a lot of, a lot of people, it's just like everyone's there

to help each other, like if you're having a low point. It's the whole philosophy of, God, you're a cunt, but I love you. Yeah, you know, it's like, is that. Yeah, you know, and just like, mates that are just there for you, like, regardless of like, you know, what's going on. Yeah, and I really, really, really value that. Yeah. And it's a shame as well because I'm, I fucking hate texting so much.

I absolutely despise texting. Yeah, same here. And I pretty much, the only people I text are like, people I know that I'm gonna meet up with, that I'm like, yo, when we meet it up, what's happening? You know, like, or it's like business or anything. But outside of that, I avoid like the plague. Right, yeah.

Why do you hate it? I just, it doesn't feel genuine. And it takes so long. It's, like, I would rather have a 30 minute call than text for like a whole day back and forth. Right, yeah. Same here. Like, I mean, I'm sure you both know.

I'm fucking awful replying. Oh, God is the fun is worse, bro. And that's because, like, it takes, for me, it takes, like, so much mental energy to, like, be on it, and look at notifications that I just, I just, I just, have to like have a dedicated time

when I check messages. Otherwise one, I just get distracted from whatever I'm doing. And I much rather, I value so much having like a, just an in person or like an invoice like actual communication because there's so much that I can't communicate when it's just during text that I just rather talk to people.

No, it's true. I feel that, I feel that, I get that. I feel like a lot of, you know, a lot of context is almost lost as well when you're just texting as well. Yeah. Like a lot, it can't be like all the emotions can't be like, you know, portrayed properly.

Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, I kind of realized as well that the friends you'll have in life, the ones that, like, I might not text right now. Yeah. Like the real friends are the ones where, it doesn't matter, I don't fucking need to text them.

Yeah. Like, even for a year or two. Yeah, I know. And then I go back and it's like, yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly the same. The way I see is like, it's kind of like a family reunion.

Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't, I didn't fully understand the term where I was just like friends of the family you choose until I had a proper friend group. Yeah. I was just like, I remember hearing that for like my entire life and thinking, that's such a bullshit term.

That's like this like cheesy Disney movie S term that isn't actually real. It's a fucking urban legend, you know. It wasn't the destination, it was a friends made along the way. Da-da-da-da. So with that being said, back to the question at hand, which was, how long are you staying with Japan from?

What do you think? What do you think, boys? Because I think right now, my main thing is that like, At the end of the day, with all my gripes that I had, and I've made them very known, as the comments like to point out, that they think I despise Japan. No, I'm very critical of everything in life.

And at the end of the day, Japan, the standard of living is just much higher at the moment. Especially when you're British, you just learn to complain about all the little things. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people just think that I really see a lot of comments, like, Connor's so fucking rude about Japan. I'm like, no, I'm just British. No, it's just being real, bro.

It's just being British. There's no perfect country out there, we complain about everything. And, okay, here's a question to you guys. So we all are, living in a place that is not where we were born. Did you always know that you would move out of your home country and live somewhere else?

Yeah, absolutely. Like, I like, at least for me, I moved out of the house that I was born in. So I never moved until I moved out of my home. So I've been living in that, like, my parents' house for like 21 years straight. And I was just like, yeah, it's home, but it's also like, you know, you go home and you just see the same view out of the window,

every day, right? Yeah. I need something else. I love my home, don't get me wrong. But I think, especially because I was so active online from such a young age, I became so aware, like, globally. Of other different places. Right, right, right, right.

And it just made me curious, I guess. I remember, yeah, going back to my fucking mom, it was just, I remember, like, when I was a kid, I was just like, mom, I'm telling you this now. Love England's, but I'm gonna move out. Three-year-old gone. I'm like, no, seriously, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, between like when I was like

going from a kid to a teenager, I fucking knew that I would like move out of England eventually. And I was like, mom, don't take this personally. I'm just gonna move out. I'm gonna, I'm not gonna be in the country. And mom was like, sure, sure, bet. Okay, son, whatever you say. And then I remember when I told her,

hey mom, I'm just gonna like fucking move to Thailand for a few years. She was like surprised Pikachu face like, Nanny? Like, oh, you were actually serious all these years. And yeah, because like, Not that I don't love England, but one, I wanted to experience like different cultures

and everything since I was a fucking kid. And two, like, I don't know, it's, I was always, in my head I was always thinking that there was this perfect place to live. That wasn't the place yet that you were from because everywhere else seemed so exotic, right? And everything and like the more I move around, the less idea I have about where I truly wanna fucking settle down.

It's really weird, right? Because you, especially if you live, like, stay in a place for like any, substantial amount of time, you see all the great things that are there, and you also see the bad thing. There's no fucking perfect place. And the more you move around, the more you realize there is no perfect place.

So you gotta make that decision of, hey, what is actually best for me, you know? Legit one, between the ages of like 12 and 16, I thought America was the perfect place. I thought America was really. I really wanted to live in America. Yeah, right, right. All my life until like age, I'm probably actually

until like I moved to Japan, I still like, before that I was like, I kinda still wanna go to America, man. Really? I don't know, always since young age, I'd always been exposed to American culture, I always spoke with Americans online. Yeah, I just really loved their style of doing things.

I loved our fucking crazy there, man. I don't know, I think it's because for me, it's like, I didn't really like interact with any Americans. I think that's the thing, right? Because I'm, like, literally from age 12, I've been chatting with people online, always voice chatting, like, my parents,

for some reason, didn't stop me. And most, and most of the online friends you got were just from America, right? Yeah, a lot of the people you were friends were from America. And I was the token British friend most of the time. They were like, it's fucking corner, and Joe Stuy-Doo!

No, we were cool back then. Yeah, we were. That was when we were respected online. Yeah, God. I miss those days. Now it's all fucking memes and bad teeth and Tuesday. YouTube. YouTube.

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I would never let my kid do that. I would never let my kid do that. I don't know why I did it. Your parents are just cool with it? Were your parents aware of it? No, I didn't tell them. Yeah, right? I would just tell them that I was talking to my friend.

They're like, who you should, who you, because, okay, so when I used to swear, right? I lived, I lived, my room was upstairs, right? So whenever I swore too loud and my parents heard it, I would hear this at the stairs. And they'd like, Connor! Stop swearing! Because my dad swore a bunch, right?

Yeah, yeah. He tried not too, around me, but I fucking, I was, I could not stop swearing on Xbox. Yeah, because you were that one angry kid on Xbox. Because, right, if you wanted any cred as a 13 year old, you had to curse, man, come on. You gotta talk shit.

I mean, I can't relate. Did you, did you, have you ever given any 13 year old kid cred now that you're in the opposite end? Yeah. No. If they shout. Yeah, right. But when you're third, okay, to be fair,

okay, British Xbox is a different beast, whatever the fuck you had, dude. It was because everyone in these lobbies was like 13, 14, 15. No, that sounds like the Australian. That sounds like every Xbox mode wide. And so half the games, I would enjoy the fucking game more because I was fucking screaming at someone.

For some reason, I enjoyed it. You were legit that one squeaker. I wasn't, okay, was I squeaking then? Maybe I was squeaking. Yeah. Who knows? Right. You were a cod squeaker.

Yeah, God. My God. Codog VA confirmed cod squeaker. Oh my God, that was so funny. So many dumb, so much dumb shit I did on Xbox. Yeah. Oh my God. So here's the question now then.

And now that we've, now that you've like gone to Japan and gone to America, and these are like the two places you really like, kind of like fantasized about when you were younger, is there any place in the world that you still wanna go to? Or is it all just like- Yeah, what's on everyone's like country- Or is it all just downhill from here?

Like I've been everywhere I want to, there's nowhere else I wanna go. Okay, man. Not really. There's a thing, right? Because people, people like say, oh, I wanna go here, I wanna go here. Like, there's some countries, people like,

I really wanna go here. I'm like, why? Why the fuck would you want to go there? Yeah. They're like, I'm not gonna name a sample. This is gonna sound fucking terrible, right? There are some countries, right, where it's like, not gonna lie.

If I wanna vacation somewhere, I wanna know that I can shit in a clean toilet. Okay, I'm just gonna say, right? Is that a bad thing? Am I allowed to say that? That's a very privileged thing to say. That's hell of privilege. I know it is, but at the end of the day,

I'm just gonna be honest, I don't wanna fucking shit in the hole in the ground, man. It's too much. You never get used to it. Have you ever had to use the hole in the ground shit toilet? Yeah, in France I had to, and I thought, I thought this was a fucking civilized country. What is this?

I don't know, okay, this is like. Because I used to go camping so much, so like shitting in a hole was just normal for me. Because, right. I spoke to Alan, and I'm sure when he comes on the podcast, he can tell about it. You tell us stories about how his dad forced him to go to Kenya on holiday.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he made it sound out like it was fucking hell. And I'm like, why the fuck would I want to go on vacation there when, Everything sounds horrible. Like, what? Like, if I vacation, all I wanna do is just relax and just chill out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't wanna fucking ride a camel. I don't wanna fucking be uncomfortable. Everyone, everyone- Like, you're gonna my granddad. Honestly, I'm already accepted that I am, like, a 60-year-old white dude when it comes to holidays. Like, you just don't wanna, like, adventure

in another country, right? I don't either. I'm 100% with Connor in this. I'm fine, we're doing an activity on a day or two. Like, okay. Maybe we can hide you. but I do not wanna fucking do shit every day. I also don't wanna have to like,

I don't wanna have pressure that I need to go see something. Yes. If I'm in a place and I'm just like, you need to go here, you need to go there, you need to see this, I'm just like, I hate it already. Like I will go, I will go to one cool place and I'm, and it's just like, I've seen enough, I'm satisfied. Can I just go home and just like fucking enjoy pine or something? That's my perfect holiday.

And it doesn't come from a place, maybe it does come from a place of privilege. I don't fucking, Probably does, but I honestly don't give it fuck. I just wanna chill on my holiday. I think it's just causes of like what I went through as a kid. Because when you go on holiday as a kid, right? You gotta follow what everyone else is.

And I always had, I always like had this fucking, especially if I go in a big group, like this stacked fucking itinerary. Well, all I wanted to do was just stay in my fucking hotel room and play my Nintendo DS. That's all I wanted to fucking do on holiday. Dude, because we used to, I used to go camping in France, like I said, every year for three weeks, right?

And most years I fucking hated it. And my parents thought that I was just like, they thought it, you know how, okay, I get it now what they think, they're like, oh, he's just saying he hates it. You know what I mean? Like that's all parents think. No, no, I actually hated it.

Like it was like you were in a tent, you were sleeping on the floor, it was uncomfortable. So it's like three weeks, you're eating the same shit. Like everything is grilled on a barbecue. I love, I love camping, don't get me wrong. I used to like, my dad used to take me camping like in the fucking Australian out back, but it wasn't for three weeks.

It was like tops like five days. That's the thing, right? Three weeks is way too long. I think that's what like has completely put me off vacationing in any places that aren't just like, honestly just like relaxing in a nice bed and just eating nice food. Like that kind of like put me off for life

because I spent most of my childhood summers just sleeping on the floor, eating everything that had to be grilled. Yeah. Because that's all you had to cook, right? It was a grill. Eating baguettes non-stop. And then always there's horrible public showers

that are never clean. And then sometimes you would see like piss in the corner and it would always smell and it was just awful. Like everything was awful. And even as a 12 year old I could be like, is this some peasant joke? I'm too rich to understand. Right?

Like I just, I don't know. Like I would always be like, that would throw me off as well. I would always be like at home, we had a toilet. That was nice and it didn't stink of just everything. Why does it here? I also wonder how different my perceptions of a lot of these activities would be, if I actually went nowadays.

Now I would love it with my mates. Because- Put off for three weeks. Like, yeah, yeah. Part of the reason I like look back and dread about it is because you spent it with, you were forced to be there with like your family and something. And you wanted to do something else

that your family didn't want to do. And I feel like that's just like, that that kind of memory has been ingrained into me that I just like, ugh, I hate this activity because I did that shit as a kid and I hated it. Yeah, because my parents were obsessed with like maximizing the fuck out of the day. Like it was like, yeah.

Let's go, if we go in France, it's like, yeah, let's just walk around this town all day. And I'm like, fuck, no, I wanna go to the arcade all day. I don't, I don't wanna walk all day. Like, I'm still at the age where walking just hurts. Right, right, right. All day, right. Like, I don't know, like, for some reason,

when you're a kid, like, walking long distances, just doesn't work. Like, were you an active kid? 100%. Like, I was doing sports two, three times a week. Oh, okay, okay. But for some reasons, when I had to walk all day, it was just pain, man.

Pain, man. Pain, right. And then like, and then when you're a kid, right, there's nothing more boring than fishing. I would have to do it. That's true. And I thought, I'm glad my dad never got me into fishing. Like my dad fucking despise fishing.

It's something that I could see me enjoying now with a mate and drinking a few people. I don't know, I've actually been fishing for the first time recently, which was like two years ago with Sidney's dad and Sydney's brother took me fishing for the first time. Actually really fucking enjoyed it. Right, as an adult.

It's one of those things that like as a kid, You're just not wired to do it. Okay, there is gonna make me sound so bad, but there is one big difference about why I can enjoy it now versus why I could enjoy it as a kid. And that's because alcohol is now on-goy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have never seen a man fish with not a beer

in that little pocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It just doesn't happen because, I mean, it's part of the charm, right? Like going it as a kid, it is just like, it's the ADHD simulator. Because all you wanna do is like, why is there not fish catching on this immediately?

Yeah. Oh, I'm trying to get this fucking thing on the thing on my, fucking, where's my Nintendo DS, I need to fucking put cooking mama for 20 minutes to relax. Like, you're trying to do it and nothing happens. You get shit fish and as a kid you're like, let's kill it and eat it.

Let's let's do something. Let's fucking, fucking decapitate this fish. And then your dad's like, we throw it back here. What's the point? I wanna eat it. You know, because you're a kid and you think in every video game, I've caught it and I've eat it. Why are you stopping me dad?

It's the worst activity for a kid. Yeah. It doesn't make sense and just the whole thing, just completely ruined, like, doing that kind of stuff for me as an adult now, because I'm just no interest. Yeah, I would actually go back fishing with my mates because it was just like a nice male bond with a session. We should go fishing.

I would be happy to go fishing with you boys. I haven't been fishing in for like five years. I will tell you what, because I've had this image of what fishing would be like my entire life. And because like my only experience with fishing, my entire life has been through the fucking fishing mini games. You get in every fucking, every fucking Zelda game or every, like it's in,

Animal Crossing or whatever. Yeah, for the free controller. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And I thought to myself, there's no way it's gonna be like this. And I was fucking surprised at how accurate that simulation is. Like, it literally felt like a controller rumble

and I'm just like, oh, like, this is just like the fucking video games. And you're just like, where's the A button? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's literally just just, instead of tapping the A button, you just go, and yeah, it's, but for some reason, it was just like, it was like very therapeutic. And if you like fishing, fishing mini games,

it's exactly like that. And I was surprised, man. Every fishing enthusiasts is just like frothing at the mouth. Like how fucking dare he say that? Man, yeah, I don't know, man. I just, it's completely like, so to answer your question, Jerry, oh God, sorry. No, I mean, there's nobody any of the countries

that I'm like desperate to go. Obviously, I wanna, I still, I've never been to any of Asia. So I really wanna explore Asia. Like, like, there's so many activities that I like the idea of, you know, like, I like the idea of camping. You know what I mean?

The idea. Two days, two days, it's charming. It's charming. The idea sounds cool until you fucking wake up and it's like the fucking worst thing I hate is when you wake up and everything's just damp. You feel things and it's just damp. And damp is like the worst fucking climate.

You know what I mean? It's like, everything's damp and moist and I'm depressed and it's cloudy and I'm just like, why am I here? I chose to be here. This is supposed to be relaxing. I do then you should come camping in Australia man. It's like fucking dries and not all year.

Yeah, but then everything wants to fucking kill you and I have something else to worry about. Only if you go out And fuck with the animals. Don't fuck with the animals and they'll leave you alone. Camping in the UK is just either fucking cold as shit or just damp as fuck.

Oh, not gonna lie, can't be the UK sounds fucking horrible. Like, I mean, because we have to do a thing in the UK called like, oh, you don't have to do it. It's optional, like, Duke of Edinburgh. Did you do that? My sister did that. Yeah, well, you basically like have to do a bunch of things to get a fucking stupid award.

Like go out camping and hiking and shit, yeah, yeah. And they always told you in school, it's like, you should get it because it's gonna look amazing when you apply for jobs. And no one cares. No one cares. And on it, like, yeah, You have to do like a hiking slash camping thing

where you do two days of like full hiking with like the big bags and then camp. And I, this is gonna really sound like so fucking stupid. I was the only one who was like, I'm ringing a pillow. I wanna be comfortable when I sleep. The privileged white boy. Yeah, I know, so I big brained it, right?

Because all these kids brought like dumb shit, right? And we had to, we brought like a stove to cook on as well. Yeah. We're like 16 as well. So I brought the pillow, right? And as I was sleeping, they all started fucking trying to take it from me in this tent. Cause they were sleeping on the hard floor

and the t-shirt rolled up and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm the one who was the stupid dick who carried this pillow all the way for like eight hours. This is my pillow. This is my reward. And I woke up and one of them would fucking took it. And I woke up on the thing covered in fucking dampness. And I was like, oh my God, did it rain?

Bear in mind, this is the three-person tent, four of us in it. And I woke up being like, oh my God, it must have rained so much. I go outside. It's completely dry. And I'm like, oh, it was sweat. It was all sweat, it was all condensation.

Yeah, because my sister did Duke of Edinburgh, but she did like the highest level. So she like, it's like a week, right? Yeah, she hiked across Vietnam twice. What? Yeah. Yeah, I did that. Why would you wanna do that?

I don't know, she did it twice though. I did two days and I was like, I think, no, this isn't for me. I'm gonna go back to sitting on the bed and watching me out of me. I think that I just, this is, for me. Why did you even like decide to do it? Well, because it's one of those things where it's like, I can do it.

If you asked me to go hiking for a week, I'll do it, I'm very capable of doing it. I just hate every second of it. Well, then why do you accept it? My parents were like, you should do it, and I was like, fine, okay, okay. And I was doing the other stuff anyway because I was teaching kids chess at my old school.

Okay. Yeah. I don't know, man, like I knew from the get-go when like the option was brought up of, would you like to do Jukavada, bro? Would you like to go hiking and fucking and experienced dampness for a week straight. I was like, no.

Of course I don't. I think because as well, they wanted like the kids who had a lot of experience camping to help the kids who hadn't done any. And I was only like, there was only like three or four boys and like the Boy Scouts in like my year and then there was like me who done a lot of camping. So it was like, okay.

So you were the experience. I guess yeah, to me it was like Connor should help out and join. You were the Boy Scout, right? You know, I never did any like map direction or anything like that. My parents fucking did all that. And I barely helped with setting up

You just put the bag down. I used to be like, I'm gonna play with the frisbee. So when we did it, I do remember this as well. Like when it came, I was like, I'll do the cooking. You can set up the tent. And because it was one of the cheap ones as well. And the cheap ones are like, connect the 576 poles together. And it's like, none of them can get it right.

And I'm like, I'm gonna cook the bacon that I brought. Yeah. I was, yeah, I hated that. I hate that. I'd be down to go camping though in Japan. I've never been camping in Japan. Glamping, we should do glamping. Yeah, I'm down.

Lamping is cool. It's like camping without all the frustration. It's like camping with privilege. It's like camping with civilization. Like if we didn't want to like invent all this shit, we wouldn't have been. I'm gonna be real, I don't wanna camp without 4G. Like what's the point?

I'm just gonna say it, right? I know it's not the same. I don't give a fuck, I want 4G. I can camp without 4G. I can camp without 4G. I can camp with. Okay, you know what, you know what? I need a toilet.

You're right. Toilets. I don't want a shit. in a fucking bag or a hole in the ground. There's a reason fucking humans evolved and invented toilets in civilization. Have you ever wiped your ass with a leaf? No.

It just doesn't work. But that's all you have. What are you gonna do? Grab a handful of grass? No, you have to use leaves and hope that you could just get most of it out. It's awful. Well, that's why, like, the one thing

we always took camping was a bunch of toilet rolls. Damn, dude, 20-20, man. Yeah, because what you just, you go out into the bush, you'd wipe yourself, put it in a bag, and then you throw it. I must have been as like 12 year, it was like instant noodles or toilet roll. Fuck, dude, I mean.

I can't eat the toilet roll. It's chicken flavor though, you know what I mean? Like, come on, man. It's like... Chicken flavor or poopy bite, like. Oh God, it was, I do remember when we did it there, it was awful because like it was a lot of kids that were just not prepared at all

and had never even done any hiking at all. And those things are heavy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, a lot of them just couldn't do it. And you had to stay as a team. So it was like every 15 minutes, one kid would have a fucking mental breakdown. And it was like, I can't do it.

I can't hold it. I don't, no, no, I have nothing to say. So the only thing that puts me off camping in Japan, from what I've seen, like, only like the pictures and everything I've seen is that it looks very, how can I say it's commercialized, because it's like you have this like camping sport and like I see a bunch of tents there.

It's very privileged. Yeah, yeah. And I'm just like, you're put right next to someone. Yeah, yeah. And it's just, I remember the one thing I remember about camping, it's just like, how little noise protection you have from one tent to another. You hear everything.

Yeah. Right. And especially the what I, you know, especially the camping experience I would like to have, which is like a bonding mate sesh. Like I don't know, especially if you have like a bunch of Japanese people around you with tents and everyone values their privacy. Can you imagine how quiet you'd have to be?

Yeah. Or we could just be those like ignorant guajun, just be like, if no one's making noise at this campsite, well, I think we will, like fuck it. What are they gonna say? You just hit like a 2 a.m. just like aggressive Uno noises, like from drunk people. You know?

1001 degree! I don't know. Fucking Jojo Uno session at two in the morning in a tent. Should do trash taste hiking special. Oh, God. I'd be down, man. I used to go hiking all the fucking time. That's the worst part is, it's actually not a bad idea.

Yeah, yeah. I'd be down, dude, I'd be down. You know, it's all about, I'd be willing to do it now. Is it for content? Okay, I'm willing to fucking suffer for content, whatever. I am, I am. That's the tipping point, right? It's like, I'll do it, but is it monetized?

Yeah? All right, I'll do it. How did we get on talking about camping? I don't know, but like, yeah, so yeah, what the fuck we were talking about? Oh, yeah, if you're gonna stay in Japan or not? Oh, well, I mean, I was the, which country would you visit? Like, is there a country that's at the top of your bucket list

right now for like visiting? Korea, Korea, Korea. Yeah, I really wanna go to South Korea. For me, it's Iceland. Iceland? Yeah. I don't know. I love everything about that country. The language, just the culture around,

I'm like, all the places I've seen, because it's such a tiny country, right? So it's like, if you have a car, you can fucking, and you have a week, you can probably visit most of that country. I do wanna go Mexico, but a lot of people I know who are Mexican who are like, yeah, it's dangerous as far. Yeah, that's not what I've heard. I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, I really like how safe it is here.

Exactly, exactly. Like, it's like, it's like, food's amazing, really fucking dangerous. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Is there one for you? Do you have like a fucking list of like, I wanna go to this country? I mean, probably Iceland is at the top.

I do wanna really go back to Korea as well. Yeah, I've only been there for like a few days, but I feel like that just wasn't enough time for me. Yeah, I'd love to go. Yeah. And it's just a stone's row away, right? I really wanna go to Thailand as well. Oh yeah.

I definitely wanna go to Southeast Asia more. Yeah, yeah, I wanna go to Vietnam as well. You know, been to Singapore either or Malaysia. Or, fuck, I've ever been anywhere in Asia, except for Japan. Yeah. So I really wanna base to you like, I want to travel more around Asia

because I feel like there's only a few Asian countries that I haven't visited. 2020, psych. Yeah. Trash taste South Asian tour. Like, I mean, I do want to visit just everywhere, really, and just make my own, you know. I joke and say, I adjust that I don't want to go to a lot of places,

but I wouldn't mind going and passing through and checking it out, you know, like Egypt, I really want to go to. I really want to go to. Australia, I really want to go to Australia, I really want to go to. South Africa, I really want to go to, you know, And I was joking about Kenya, but I'm sure I could have a nice time there and I'm just being ignorant as fuck.

I really wanna- I'm sure there's gonna be comments saying that I am. Oh yeah, of course. Because I've always thought like, I don't really wanna visit like this place, like Africa, for instance, or like, you know, the Middle East and stuff like that.

But like the more I kind of hear about those places from people who are either from there or just from shit you see, it's just like, you know what? It actually might be kind of dope. I don't know. But it's just, it's such a toss up though, because there's a lot of those countries

we just hear nothing about. Yeah. And you're just like, are we hearing nothing about it because it's bad or because people just don't go? Austria is like a country, you don't hear much about, but it's pretty nice. I really like Austria. Yeah, right?

Austria is super chill. You go skiing in there, right? Yeah, I've been skiing in Austria and snowboarding in there and Italy. It's pretty nice. Just skiing in Europe or snowboarding in Europe in general, it's like, it's super expensive, but it's really nice. I really want to do it.

It's really nice. I just want to go to Europe more. Yeah, everything's just super fucking expensive. This is just like a travel wish list that. This is just us fantasizing in COVID times. Yeah, I'm just gonna go crazy. Remember before COVID existed and we could travel to places?

I'm gonna see my family. Yeah, I do wanna go back home and visit my family because it's weird because this will be like the second Christmas in a row where I haven't seen them. Which is normally would be the thing where it's like, okay, I'll go back for Christmas. Yeah, yeah, fuck it, you know. But yeah, I mean, that's one big thing.

But as far as living in Japan goes, and I mentioned on like, you know, the quality of life being really good here. I definitely thought like at least another two years. I wanna stay here. And I think it'll be a case of in a year, I'll know if it's gonna be another two years. It's one of those things where I'll just,

as it goes, I'll keep changing that number. That's how it is, like from, like with a lot of my friends who are from overseas who live here or have been living here, it's always the case of, you know, all right, we'll give ourselves one more year and see how it goes. And then usually like 90% of the time

after that year ends up, it's like, another year, one more year? And then it just keeps going, right? And it's such a pain to move shit back. It's like, it's really worth the like moving. I really can't be bothered with that again. But do you guys feel this as well? I don't know if you guys feel the same,

but like for me, this has been the first year where what I do actually feels like a career as opposed to just me just being self-employed, doing my own fucking job that, you know. I mean, I've never been employed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Up until this point, so it just feels good. I don't know, it just feels like for the first time,

this isn't just a job, it's like my career now. And I don't know, just, you don't think doing like, doing like YouTube and your job that environment really matters because you can do it technically do it anywhere. But the more like I've done this and the more of like grown up, the more I realize, hey, environment really fucking matters in your works. Oh yeah.

Like I remember going like, I remember in university where I'm just like, I can do YouTube wherever. I can do it in my fucking room, you know, I can do it next to my bed. And then I slowly realize I need my own fucking office, I need my own fucking space. I need to separate, you know, work and my leisure time because you can, you can survive with it

and you can do it, but you'll end up be a point where you get fucking depressed and you get tired and you just, it's not healthy. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it definitely completely changed my productivity, but also just like my enthusiasm towards my career. And I guess like, it really cemented the severity of what I do, of like,

of like, this isn't just like a little fun thing that you get paid for. Like this is your job around, this is your career. Like putting food on the table is this now. And everything you do revolves around this. And definitely, you know, like moving to a bigger place and getting my own like actual workroom as like really cemented that like, okay.

Yeah. This is like, yeah, I can fuck around on camera and be silly and goofy. Yeah. But it's also my job. Like I can't half us this shit. Like I need to be serious about it. But like that's brought on an entirely different, I guess, layer of enjoyment

that I otherwise would have never experienced. And I don't know, like, I think it's because as well, like all the topics that we cover, of like, you know, the kind of otaku kind of stuff and like anime kind of stuff where it's like, doing it here as opposed to anywhere else is just, I think, completely different. Oh, it totally is.

Like one of the biggest things I've like realized this year is a lot of the mystery, a lot of like the mystery and the prestige, Not the prestige, like the mystery around like the anime industry itself has kind of like, is, I see the anime industry totally different because I remember before like I moved here and you know, you know, as a teenager, as a kid, you think maybe I could like, as a dream job, I could work in anime one.

But like you have no fucking clue what steps you need to take. So you, like, I thought you had to be like incredibly fucking lucky. And like the more I meet people who work in this industry, the more I realized, oh, you just need to be here. You know what I mean? You just need to be here and know one person. Yeah, and that's enough. And sometimes you could fucking look up a job

on Craigslist. Sometimes you, you know, you just, you're like teaching English or something and you just happen to stumble upon someone who has an opportunity. It's like, like the biggest advice I can give now if you are interested in working in the Japanese anime industry,

it's just to fucking be here. Because like, I've been surprised at how, like sometimes even how low the bar of entry is because it's like the bar of entry seems to be, okay, yeah, university degree, but that's like the minimum you have to get a visa. But aside from that, it's just kind of being here. And just hanging around the right places.

Definitely noticed that. And I didn't think, I just didn't think it worked that way. You know what I mean? Right. I thought it was just like closed off to all kind of foreigners and anyone else. Or it took like years and years of building yourself up, right? Yeah, yeah.

And you go to those anime studios and you just meet a guy who's like, I'm American. And you asked, how did you get this job? Because it was like, you think they just had like the craziest fucking journey to get here. And he's just like, Craigslist. Yeah, yeah, I was just, I mean, I was just teaching English and I just saw a job posting

for a random anime job and I just went for the interview. And I'm just like, oh, wait, it was that easy this entire time. Did you even speak English? It's literally the McDonald's method. It's just like, I see an ad, I'll apply for it. Fuck, why not. Get the job. Oh, okay. Oh, okay, I'll see, I got the job, cool.

Yeah, I don't know. I guess totally agree with it. with that in sense of all the mystique around it, it's kind of like slowly peeling away, right? Right. But yeah, I don't know. It's hard to summarize all my feelings about living here and working here.

But yeah, definitely the structure has been added. And I don't know if that's because of Japan or because of how we've scheduled and built our work environment. Optimized that. Yeah, yeah, I mean, having an agency here that works with us and works with anime has been super helpful.

Yeah. And it's helped me feel like a lot more, like you said, structured. Because before this, yeah, I was just kind of fucking around, I think, and I was just hoping that the checks kept coming in. Yeah, right? I was like, I'll just keep making stuff that I really enjoy.

It didn't feel real, right? Yeah. No, and I assumed that every, I assumed that every year could be my last. Yeah. And now I'm starting to think, okay, well, you know, as long as I don't do fucking anything stupid. As long as I'm gonna make an apology video.

As long as none of us get canceled, you know, you know, you're probably gonna be around for a little, a little bit, right? You can normally safely assume, I've got a year left in this at least, right? Like you can probably normally plan a year or two. And you know, and some people are like, well, you know, like, damn,

shouldn't you be working on gonna like a proper career and whatnot? Like what is a proper career anymore? Like, bro, some people like still, like 50 years old driving Uber's. Like is that a career? Like why people gotta make a thing about a career? It's just your prerogative, right?

Of like whatever makes you happen. Yeah. If you're getting the money and it's making you happy, you're not hurting anybody. I think that's a proper career. Yeah, the way I see it as well, Is it like if for some reason YouTube falls through, you know, in a year and I got nothing left,

like, hey man, I've got experiences people could like kill. Right. All three of us have been smart enough to kind of establish ourselves in, you know, fields outside of YouTube. Yeah, my plan B used to be go back to the BBC and get like a go back into engineering and stuff. But now like if YouTube falls through, like I have a like, I have other plan B's of like other businesses

I could possibly get involved in. And that's like, it's given me like, in a career that really shouldn't have the feeling of any kind of job security. I do feel secure that yeah, I do have a specific skill set that working in doing this has given me, as opposed to five years ago,

when I'm just like, what the fuck can you learn doing YouTube? Yeah, well, what the fuck could I actually learn doing this? I know how to edit a video? Like, like, you know when you look back and you start doing YouTube, you just think, what can I possibly put on my CV? I'm getting nothing out of this.

What can I possibly put on my CV? Right. And then now you're like, in terms of social, and marketing, it's like, it's a big list. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I think a lot of people think is, and most YouTube is, as, you know, like the fucking dumb people.

Dumb college dropouts. I mean, you do see a lot of them who are like, fuck, I'm in the same category as him. Yeah, right, right, right. But I think what people don't understand is that there are a lot of companies that wish they had people who understood those kind of, like, because a lot of companies, you'll see them,

man, they don't fucking understand social media. No, yeah. And if we did lose our job, there is a good chance that we could probably work in a company and be ahead of their social media department or help with strategizing, right, consulting, anything, right? I mean, it's like Dr. Disrespect, right? He was an online creator and then he went to work

for, I think Activision, right, or Infinity Ward and he was the head of their community relations. Oh really? Yeah, for a while. Oh, wow. Before, before coming back to streaming? Yeah, so before he came back, that's what he left because he was a big cod streamer, I believe. And then he left to go and be their community management,

or something along those lines. Social media management. Right, something along those lines. And then he came back, right? And it speaks to even back then that someone who had just been doing videos online who seems very amateurish, you know, that knowledge that you gain

is so invaluable and companies wish they understood that and they could hire as many teams as they want, but. Right, because it's so rare, especially for someone like, you know, not to disrespect to reach numbers like that. Right, right, right, right. It's not something that you can like, it's not something that it's like, well, I got a degree in it, I studied it,

therefore I'm gonna get results. Like it just doesn't happen. You learn a lot through YouTube. And I think that even if you are doing it as a hobby now and you don't see any potential in it, I think the skills that you're learning are really, really like useful skills. I don't think you realize are useful.

Yeah, one thing, one important skill that I had to learn how to do is kind of realizing what skills I thought were useless and were actually not useless. And it's actually thinking back to be like, oh yeah, I do know how to do this thing. Maybe this is actually useful in some way. Because it's like part of,

Part of making yourself look sellable as a person to any employee is what skills have you gotten more like experience do you have? And like we grew up in like a generation or at least like especially with Asian parents where we were taught, hey, do well in tests, get like your degree, go to university and if you don't go to university,

you're a fucking drop out. Yeah, and you're scum, you're not my child. Yeah, yeah. And like the older I grew up, the more I realize, yeah, if you have like certain career options and certain like career paths that you wanna go down, Yes, a degree is definitely, you definitely need that. But if you kind of don't know what you wanna do yet,

that doesn't mean that every other skill set you gain is invaluable. You don't need a degree to make a plan B in your life, right? It's like, I never learn anything about like business or marketing in school. Like I didn't take any of those like classes. I never did any of that shit. Yeah.

And I learned so much about that kind of shit just from doing YouTube. Yeah. And that's like a really valuable skill to have, but I didn't need to go to school for it. I just had to fucking, you know. You got to do it. Yeah.

I just had to go through it and experience it. Because the way I see it right, I have an engineering degree. Yeah. If you put me in an engineering workplace, I wouldn't know fucking shit. Exactly. I don't know what's going on. Maybe, you know, I understand, I understand the rough concepts that make up

a lot of basic engineering and you probably teach me a lot easier, but you couldn't just plot me in an office and be like, do it. I would have no clue at all, because you have to learn how that company does that thing. Right, right, right. And without using it practically, it's like,

what am I doing? I've just got good at tests. Like I was shit. And I constantly, constantly got frustrated because I never felt like I was learning engineering, although I was learning the concept. I felt like a lot of it was so impractical. But I mean, I-

You were learning it through your head, but not through your body, right? Yeah, I mean, we weren't using it, right? Like we learned, it's like why this is important, they tell you, but it's like, I'm fucking, like, I haven't ever had like a proper real job interview or anything like that? Yeah, and it was rough. Well, yeah, I've had that.

Was yours for like McDonald's? No, no, no, no, no, no. Like a real job. Oh, okay. So like, when I, before I decided, to do YouTube full time. Yeah. I was actually still applying for engineering jobs.

Because I was gonna do a year in placement. Right. Which is in, in, I don't know if they do this in Australia, you could basically, after your second year in the UK, Oh, you have an industry year? Yeah, it's an industry like, basically working. Yeah, you get paid to work and you normally,

it's normally those kids do really well in third year as well, because they come into it with a lot more like. Like an internship? Practical experience. Yeah, kind of like an internship. Yeah, yeah, an internship that actually pays well, and you normally get a job after it.

Like that out there. Normally you get the job offer for that's placement after your like year ends. And some of them might even offer to pay for the third year and the masters. So it's like, it's kind of like no downside of doing it, especially engineering. Like it's really good.

The hardest part is getting an offer in the first place. It's really hard to get a good place to take you. Yeah. And I remember I did tests for like Rolls Royce and stuff and they were hard. Like they would make every single one of them, it was so annoying. You would apply for it and they'd make you do this

in like an hour and a half long test that was hard as shit. Yeah, yeah. And eventually, you just got to the point where you were like, I've done four of these in one day, and it took all day, and I know I'm not gonna get any of them. Let's be honest, I'm not smart enough to work in Rolls Royce's jet engine

department, I'm just gonna be honest, dude, that ain't me, you know? And I had an interview for one, and I just remember them asking me questions, and I'm like, fuck, I can't even like, stomach the lies. I can't even, I can't even, I don't even have the, I don't even have the business style. I care so little about actually getting this job, that I couldn't even sit there and lie to the guy. Like I wouldn't be a normal job interview.

I would be like, of course I know. Yeah, I never really like worked any job like before YouTube became a job. I mean like I told the story of how I tried for McDonald's and failed and then. I did one internship like during uni, but at that point like YouTube was kind of becoming more of a priority that I knew I probably wasn't gonna go into this field anyway.

Yeah. But like I'm not gonna say the company name, but like last like two years or so, I've been approached by this like, relatively big company like international that like really wanted me. And that was the first time where I went into like an actual like proper job interview.

Yeah. But I didn't do one interview. I did 17 interviews. Holy shit. Not to mention I did some here in Japan and then I also did some in LA. 17. Yeah. Can hell. I did some in LA. So like when I was like staying at Arki's Place in Vegas, they like flew me out to LA just to do like six more interviews.

Oh my God. And then I had to fly back and at the end of the day, I didn't get the job. So I was like really funny. I'd like to think that after the 16th interview, they were like, you know, I don't think so, but let's try one more time. Yeah, right?

And it was like a different person every time as well. Yeah. So like, but this is like a pretty big comment. Like I'm pretty, I'm not allowed to say who, but like it was a pretty big company. Yeah. And, and, and it was like, it was a company as well that I was really interested in as well because it's like, oh, like if YouTube falls through, this is a perfect place to work.

Yeah, yeah. Like this is my plan B. And so I was genuinely excited to be like, maybe I might get this job, I don't know. And then, but yeah, it was just, but I think that just made it so much more stressful. Yeah, I remember, oh, sorry, go for it. Because it was like, because I was genuinely interested,

but it's like, how do I like tell that to the person without sounding like an absolute kiss ass? You know, like, you actually do wanna work. It's like, yes, I love everything you do. Of course I wanna work for your company. So if you got that job, would you have quit YouTube? Hard to say. Wow.

It's hard to say now that with the place you're at in YouTube, but I remember every person in their YouTube career has thought, maybe I'll get a proper job because I don't know when this will fall for you. Yeah, right? It was at that point where I was like, I give myself, maybe it's a lot of anxiety and a lot of, what's the word?

Like, you don't trust it. Yeah, you don't know. You think it's temporary. Yeah, you don't know it's not. Yeah, there's always that gut feeling. And then I think I can understand sometimes why, you know, some people, YouTube's wanna move on

and wanna do something else. Yeah, I understand that. I don't have that interest right now. and I don't wanna move on, because I'm really enjoying it. But, you know, I can, I'm starting to understand after doing this for like five years, I can understand the mindset of why someone

wouldn't wanna be in that coin flip every day is like, well, let's see if I've got a job today. You know what I mean? It is kind of like, it is really stressful. And I think that I've just become used to it. But if you put someone in this situation overnight, I feel like it's one of those things where it's like, Oh, that wouldn't be able to handle it.

Maybe not handle it, but it would definitely, it would definitely wear on you, I think. Yeah, absolutely. Going back to job interviews, though, I do have like a story of like my very first, I'd say real job interview, because you know, I've had job interviews for like co-op and like call centers and so, they don't really count.

We're talking like big- They just wanna make sure you're gonna a fucking criminal. Exactly, all you have to do is just be a competent person and somehow Joey can even be that for his McDonald's interview, but that's a different story, but like we're talking actual like big boy companies, okay, you're here for a specific skill set. So this was like before I got my job at the BBC,

so as you do as a graduate, You apply to about 10 fucking 10 million different companies and just hope one of them sticks. So one company that actually called me back for an interview was a missile company. So I would basically be kind of like, like, yeah, yeah, like, phew p. What other missiles are there, Joe?

I don't know, it just sounded really weird. It's like a company that makes missiles. Is that the sound missiles make, puk, phew phew. So yeah, what'd you do? Yeah, I designed, Get down, the missiles are coming. But yeah, it was a proper missile company and I was applying to be like a systems engineer

to like design and make missiles. So like obviously I go in the interview and I'm fucking nailing this interview, okay? I can't I can't remember how it is like, like the interview was split up into two different segments. Like there was the one where like they like interview your like personality and I don't know, I can't remember what that's called though, there's a technical term.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one whether like they, you know, they grill you about, you know, why do you, why do you think you'd be a good fit for this company? You say you're a fucking team player, you're a perfectionist to, uh, what are, what are my weaknesses?

Oh well, you know, I just, I'm, I just, um, I just love money, I love money. I am a perfectionist and you can't fucking say, look, I just need money and I need to pay off my fucking student loan. Why are you asking me questions that you know the fucking answer to, okay? So, but like I, I, I breeze through that. And I know I know I'm doing a good fucking job. And then I get to the technical interview.

And the technical interview, I actually prepared for this, right? Because, you know, I'm working for a fucking, I'm applying to be a fucking missile designer. So I should probably know the basics of how a missile works, right? And sure enough, I get to the technical interview and they ask me, so can you explain the broad basics about how a missile works, right?

And so... They go, p p p p p p p p p p p p p p pf. No, so, So I've mentioned this before, but my degrees in electronic and electrical engineering, so I was, so basically this was, this was gonna be brief, I know how a missile work. So I've done my research.

He's done those studies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I start, so there's two interviewers. There's one older, serious guy, and then there's one like younger, not exactly a graduate, but he's been there a few years, but he's like, he's like at the time, he was like late 20s, like 30s.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So, I think, I start explaining how this missile works. So there's like a whiteboard and like, so I draw, I draw the missile, right? And I'm like, I'm like explaining, explaining everything. I'm like yada yada, yeah, this system does this, this isn't on this.

And so my final year degree project, my thesis, sorry, was on like object, real time object tracking and everything like that. So perfect, perfect for what I need to explain here. So I start explaining how this missile, like, tracks different objects. So I draw this rectangle and I label that targets. And then I draw a dotted line from the target

to like this missile that I've drawn, right? And so I started explaining, okay, this is how the tracking system works. And the tracking system is in the front of this missile. And so I cordon off the front of this missile, right? And I'm fucking getting into this. I'm like, okay, so this is how my experience with my tracking degree can, like, help with how I can explain, like,

how a missile is. Yeah, I'm fucking selling myself. I'm getting into it. And then I look over and then like the older serious guy was just like, hmm, yes, very insuit. And then the younger guy was like trying to hold his laughter. He was just like, oh no, what did you draw on the rocket gone? And then I look over and I'm thinking to myself.

Like, why are you laughing at what I'm doing? I'm like, I'm killing this. I'm fucking kidding this. My career is on the line here. I just want to get a job. What could you possibly be laughing at? And then I look at what I drawn. I've drawn a penis.

How? How does you draw a penis? I've drawn a big, girthy penis, pissing on a rectangle. And... How? How did you do that? I've actually got a picture, right? I've got to show you this picture. I was really hoping this story's climax would be about a penis. Yeah, I was figuring when he was saying,

he was drawing on a board. A penis was coming. This, this is... Oh my God, God. Oh, my God. But like, I didn't realize how much it looked like a fucking penis until- That's a straight-up Johnny Sims is, bro. It is a fucking girthy penis.

That's a vainy motherfucker. And then as soon as I saw that, as soon as I saw that, right, I knew I'd fail. Not because I was doing a bad job. But you know when you're in the zone and like, And like there's nothing that could take me out of the zone knowing that I've just drawn a fucking penis in front of two examines.

And then after that I just start stumbling and I forget everything I prepared. Right, right. You failed that test. Yeah, yeah. You didn't get it? I didn't get it. They specifically said that I did super, super well

on my like the personality side of things, but the technical side was lacking. Until you draw a phallic object on the- I had totally blocked out of my mind that they asked you technical questions because I think I was so fucking bad at it. Right. Yeah. Because I remember I had a question

and it was asking me like, they were asking me like how turbines work. I knew how they worked. Yeah. But you know when you were in a room with like two really old men who've been doing this for years and they ask it like, they're like, how do you shit? Tell me how you shit.

Describe how you shit. What? It's like, I know how to shit. But when they look at me like that and they're asking me that way, I'm like, ah, ah, so, Yeah, the blades take the oxygen in and they mix it with, am I right? Is this right, this is right?

Yeah, fuck, you know, I remember I just butchered it. Yeah, but also, did you have to do video interviews, but there's no one to talk to? What? Video interviews? Well, like on Skype and shit? So if you passed the test, right? The math test and personality, right?

They would say that you wouldn't get an interview. You got a video interview where all you could see is yourself. Yeah. Oh no, I never had that, but that sounds horrible. I have never had that. I must sound like three times. three times, three times. And it was like, so basically what it was is,

there would be, it fucking felt like a Mario fucking party quick time of that. It would be, there would be a slide, right, where you could see yourself and it would cut to a question and then it would be like five, four, and then you have to answer it and they would film it. It was terrifying. Like one of them was like so stupid.

It was like, so, you know, it's going and it's like, you know, and then it was like, okay, and then it was like, who is your biggest engineering inspiration? And I'm like, Bro, I don't fucking know. My engineering idol. Yeah, I'm like, I just did this for the degree. I don't think about this shit.

I'm trying to play code, like, what do you mean? And so I was like, fuck, fuck, uh, uh, uh, uh, I said like Einstein or something. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm not kidding, right? I said Einstein, right? I finished that question and that's the next fucking thing, this is two of seven questions. The next thing, I just fucking, oh, that's full. I'm like, I haven't got this.

I'm fucking old. Einstein. I was the most famous engineer in the world. You might've heard of him. Because I was like, there's no way I'm getting it with an answer like that. That's like asking what's your favorite meal? White bread, I love it.

I love white bread. It keeps people like potatoes. It's like I literally alter for the next question because I was like, I'm not getting this. I'm closing this. Who fucking needs the rest of the questions? Have you guys ever had like group interviews? No, no.

I remember I had one and like, so this was like the second company that I applied to and we had like a team team team team team team team building interview right? That sounds horrible already. Yeah and so our first task was we were grouped up with another person and I will never forget this person even though he's a fucking genius but I'll get to that later.

But like, but like so our, so they were work, they were gonna look at out like our team building. So the very first task, right? was very simple. So we get paired with someone and we had to like learn as much information about them as we can, you know, like names, hobbies, yada yada yada. And then we'd have to like present that

to the group, right? As like, I'm sure they saw it as an icebreaker and everything, but you know, you know, testing out like communication skills and listening skills and all the basic fucking teamwork and stuff we wanna do. So I get paired up with Dan. Thank you, Dan.

So like, so like, Like we get paired up and immediately he just goes, hey, my name, my name's Dan. So here's how you wanna do it. Like, I'll say whatever I wanna say about you and you just say it's right and you say whatever you wanna say about me and I'll just say it's right. And so we don't have to worry about this stupid iceberg.

I'm just like genius, genius. I'm there, Giga brain. So like goes to a turn, he starts, he starts talking and he's, you know, he gets my name right but he just fucking makes up everything else about me. Like, I like, I like, I like, I like to play FIFA. That's so smart.

My favorite, like, my favorite film is like, I can't even remember what he fucking said back then. Some of Wisdoms or some shit. Yeah, and so then he gets to my turn. And I'm like, hey, this is Dan. He loves FIFA. No, like, yeah, he's, he's X years old. He's like, he's like 23 years old and he's like, now, 22.

I was like, yo, yo, are you fucking doing this right now? Oh, that's genius. Are you fucking do it? Is he really? fucking me over like this right now. And I start now, I say, yeah, and he likes to play Call of Duty. No, I don't like playing Call of Duty.

Wow. Top 10 anime betrayers. And I was just like, you motherfucker. You are fucking me over, even though it's fucking genius because I am your competition. I fucking hate you right now, but I can't hate you because I should have thought of this. That's some fucking movie villain shit.

Man, I couldn't play someone like that. That's too harsh. Holy fuck. This man was playing fucking 5D in an interview man. Fucking hell. I fucking hope he got the job. Like Jesus Christ, could you imagine

if he did get the job after all that? He just fucked you over for no reason. Hey man, doggy dog world. I respect that. I learned, I learned a harsh lesson that day and I will never forget it. There you go, uni graduates, if you use that. Fuck over your opponents by that.

That does seem like the kind of thing where it's like, that's too good to be true and someone else brings it to you, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You son of a bitch, that's like that's, It's fucking, damn. Keep your enemies close, as I said. God damn, well, on that note, that's been this episode of the Trash Taste, I guess.

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I did all of that. Okay. I was just like, Joey's saying words and I'm just like, wait. Is it my time to speak? What am I supposed to say? No, I got you covered. Epic. Very epic. Very nice.

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