Trash Taste Podcast - DAD IS BACK! (ft. @Pewdiepie) | Trash Taste #188

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

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Welcome back to another episode of Trash Taste. Once again, I'm joined by the boys, Jaron Garnan. And this time, another special guest, Felix is back. We're back. A year later or more. Yeah, isn't it, how long's it been? Has it been a year? I checked before, it was 124 episode.

It said a year on year. Oh, so a year in a bit. Oh, damn, yeah. What is this one? This is 180 something? What episode of a year? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's also, I think, a momentous occasion

because you are the first dad ever on trashed. Am I really? I think so. No fucking way. I don't think we've ever had a dad before. I'm sure one of our. I can't be the only dad. I can't.

Can you think of anyone who we've had is a parent? Like at the time they came onto the show. Like Raina. Oh, no, no, we are. Yeah. Sorry, Alex. No, no, no, no, no, I'll claim the title. Only dad.

You are the second dad on the show. You are the only person that has become a dad in between the first time coming on. Yeah. That's achievement. Incredible. One fun thing that happened is that, I guess, because after the episode,

when you obviously announced that you're having a kid, we'd actually brought it up on that trashist episode. And you were like, you were like, how did they know? We didn't know. Yeah, we just really get, we just brought it up for some reason. It was really fucking weird.

I remember sitting here. It was too early to announce it. Yeah. And you guys just bring up my hypothetical child. And I was like, how do they know? What the fuck? You know how?

women have like the pregnancy glow, I'm like, do I have the dad glow? Is this what's going on? You're already giving off dad energy. Yeah. The dad energy's knowing you don't have to be the one to give birth. That's just you're like, you're like stoked.

Oh yeah. That's right. I was like, why it's way happier than normal. Yeah, you sat down and you just groaned a certain way. You're like, oh, he's getting ready. Oh, he's a dad, yeah. That was really trippy. I genuinely was like, what the fuck, how do they know?

It really freaked me out to me. How long ago, when when we filmed that episode, Like how long was it that you knew? I don't remember exactly, but it was quite a reason. Wow. Right. Well, okay. Okay.

I'm just not making things now then. I'll just stop saying things. Stop predicting. Why would you do that? It's like, so hemorrhoids, right? Oh my gosh. That'd be so funny if anyone's got hammering. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, shit. That would be so hilarious. These chairs hurt. So I guess obvious folks. The most question we want to ask you is, well, what's the thing is, congratulations. Yeah, congratulations.

But first question is, what's it like being a dad? Now that you're a dad now. Oh, sleep. Most sleep. I don't even remember what it felt like to be properly rested, yeah. Just four hours every day. No, no, no, no, six maybe.

Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, do that for five months. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I knew that's for their actions, maybe. It's not just your, so bad, yeah, once maybe. It's not just your early YouTube career. He was younger, he was younger back there.

It's not just every YouTube was only- I'm 34 now, I can't do it anymore. Oh, God. No, it's great. Yeah, it's really fun. How was it, I guess, having a child in a foreign country, especially like Japan,

I think a lot of people would be curious to know, like, was it, was it, is it easy? Was there a lot of funny little things you didn't expect? Probably more of question for my. Is it, to be honest? Yeah, true, sure. You're all like chilling.

You're like, yeah. You're just chilling, man. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's, It's different for sure. Yeah, yeah. I'm amazed she was able to do that, like in a foreign country. That's scary. What the fuck were we thinking, but yeah.

Yeah. I mean, especially because your kid probably has the worst name for Japanese people to pronounce. No, it sounds that bad. How do they say? How do they say? How would the Japanese people say? Buren.

Oh, Bjorun. Yeah, because I was thinking it was just gonna be bion. Bion. Bion. Maybe. I don't know. Very. They have the, it's really popular here,

the baby brand, baby Bjorn? Oh yeah, yeah. So you just refer, there you go, it happened just now. Yeah, they know it, so they're like, oh, you're like, oh, same, just saying. So that works. So you're gonna figure it out, that's easy.

Just name your kid after a brand. Sorry, I just remember, I asked you. I was like, is Bierno, like, is that a bad name? You were like, no, it's great. And now I come in, you say, it's the word. Wait, where's the mother? Check the double-oh. Like, is it bad in Japanese?

Does it mean anything else? No, no, no, you asked, you asked me, is it, is it a, it doesn't mean anything bad in Japanese. Yeah. And I said no. No, you said that's a beautiful name. Yeah, and I think it's a beautiful name. It doesn't change the fact that I think it's hard for Japanese people to pronounce.

You've been talking mad shit, huh? Yeah, he was saying the wilder shit. I'm like, who the fuck calls it can be on? Can we get our coffees? Yeah. It means bear in, oh, it's so fun actually. Oh, oh, sorry. Soy honey for me. Yeah, sorry.

I'm the old guy. Yours is coming. Yours is coming. You got your note gang? Oh yeah. Do you want to want? No, no, no. You're the guest.

I didn't get Grada Mala. You did get one. Grada Mala. Grada Mala. Nice. Sorry, we're saying. Oh no, I had to reorder that. So that's for everyone else.

That's for Kai. Kai, you and Alex. Yeah. I'm sorry. I forgot, I was gonna say. You saying, you're saying, you mean it means bare. It means bad.

Okay, yeah, yeah, because we always go to the vaccination and whatever check up. And it's always just me, and my, I'd say, and a bunch of moms. Yeah, because Japanese dads don't exist. Yeah.

I can't even one. Well, they don't go in the, you were saying that it's not common for Japanese dads to be in the room when, yes. The bum's giving birth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is, there's a very Japanese mentality.

I feel like, ah, I'll see him when he's, when he's cleaning and stuff. Yeah, it's also the worst because they were also, you know, it's against the, uh, the painkiller thing. Like, no, you should have a natural birth as well. Only recently Japanese women are like,

No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to like, you have to either go to a specific hospital or you have to like really push for it. Yeah. Yeah, like gum on. Were you in the room?

Yeah, they brought me in for the finale. Yeah. For the finale. So you were just like chilling, playing an ad. I wasn't there for the entire season, but I was there for the final episode. They gave me a rundown, you know, you like posted on Twitter, guys,

it was a hard for 12 hours, but it was worth it. They gave me the quote. They gave you the cliff notes What were you doing then during the... They kept me at home, yeah. You were just chilling? Yeah, I wasn't even allowed to be outside, yeah. Wow.

They were like, mind sale was the one that I had to text me too. It wasn't even like the nurses talking to me or something. Oh my gosh, so she texted and giving you updates? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, okay, come now. And then I, yeah, I didn't hear anything for a while. And I was like, I wonder if I had time to pee. And then, of course, as soon as I go to the bathroom,

she's like, come now. And I'm like, come now. But yeah, they brought me in for the highlight and everything went great, so yeah, hell yeah. Japan's service is really good with child bears, so that's a good part of all of that. I mean, they got to make it good. I mean, it's a rare event.

They got to get, yeah, it's becoming once a year thing. They've got to make it as appealing as it can possibly be. I think they have the lowest child death in among the war. I think, yeah, careers, I think, fertility's different from birth rate. Is it? I can't remember if it is. There's a whole bunch of statistics about it.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Point being, no one wants to have babies. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's because you can't, because you're working. When is it your turn? Yeah. When is it?

I'm doing what you guys did to me now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I, oh shit, how do we know? How do you know? How do you know? Are we giving off the globe? What do we ask them?

What is them? When is it? Yeah, Joey? Yeah, Joe. What do you mean, you're the marriage, you're the closest to be in all. Yeah, I mean, it's something. I mean, I mean, it's something.

I mean, I've talked about. I don't know pressure by that, this is joking. Oh no, I get enough pressure for my family anyway. This is actually gonna find out. Like anything compared to go into a family reunion and getting the 20 different aunts asking me, that's like, that's like hard mode. This is just like chill.

But yeah, I mean, I guess it will come when it will come. This is not any hint, stop looking at my eyes and it's like, and like, studying my body language. Gants to Gemini, he's lying right now, actually. This is, but I think, I think I want a kid sometime in the next few years. That's what I think.

I don't, I don't kind of know. Maybe it'll happen earlier, maybe it'll happen later. You know. When you're ready, you're ready. Yeah, exactly. Well, yes or no, I guess. Yeah, you get nine months to prepare. Yeah.

You're not prepared. Yeah, we were trying to like, find all the pay to win our way through, like getting all the, every Amazon baby machine there is. We're gonna solve baby raising. I thought you meant the pay to win for conception. I was just like, what's, what's that? You can do that too.

Yeah, you can do that, I guess, yeah. Yeah, it's hard. So, yeah. What's the most hardest thing you've had to learn as a dad now? Sleep, for sure. Yeah, it really kills you after a while. Yeah, I guess you just have to sleep when the baby sleeps. That's the common thing that people say.

Yeah, what a great idea, Connor. Just, I wouldn't know. The baby doesn't sleep. What do you mean? He's got to sleep. He's got to sleep. Gotta sleep at some point. Wendy, he's got it.

He looks up every hour! I'm going to crazy! Shit. No, we're gonna sleep training as soon and I can't wait. It's gonna be great. You should send him off to boarding. This guy's suggestions too.

Like, oh my God. No, it's great, you should get the Asian mentality, which is just pass it off to your, like, their grand. Yeah, well, you know, flower of them. I would have been very helpful. Like, mom, dad, you take care of the baby for a weekend, let us. Well, they, a lot of, like,

interesting articles have been raised about how like a lot of people nowadays don't have their grandparents raising kids and it's like one of the reasons why a lot of people don't wanna have kids. It's like they don't have any other external supports. Yeah, that makes sense. When you were growing up, right, you had aunts, you had your, you know, grandparents helping you

and whoever else, and now it's kind of mostly on the parents. I mean, it's a great-grandparents, right? I mean, it's especially tough, like, you know, in your instance, because all of your family, extended family doesn't live in Japan. Yeah, grandparents would have been helpful. Yeah, yeah. For sure.

I think my older brother, because I've got a nephew, I think he moved back to go near my like parents' house. She's like, you just, yeah. But that makes sense, I think. And the pros at that point, they're like no concerns. I feel like when you, if I had a kid,

I'd be very worried about everything. Yeah. Or I think grandparents are like, nah, fuck it, we'll figure it out. Yeah, do this. You're fine. Yeah, are we fine? Yeah.

Well, I'm fine. I'm fine. They raised a weird kid, I think. My tit is the worrying. Oh, really? You're like, nah. Yeah, that's fine. Whatever.

Are there any like weird skills you have to learn In preparation like the nine months? Yeah, so much shit to learn. Cause I wanna know what I've got like, I've got to like, I guess look forward. Yeah, what's the, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's the, what's the,

Cause I think when I wanna have a kid, right? I wanna like, I wanna like make him like cool. So I would start from day one, I'm like, all right, start showing him cool stuff right away. Okay. Subconsciously, making him think that like video games are cool. Okay, I think they will like that anyway. They will like that anyway,

but like the right video games. I'll give like two piles of like foods. One will have subway surfers. One will have Eldon Ring. He's crawls towards. And if he goes towards the subway surface, he gets no food. Okay. So he just has to learn.

He goes to boarding school. And then he resents me, but at least he'll be cool. This is the biggest decision on your microwave here. King the right answer. This is a joke, by the way. That's an interesting approach. Yeah, I'll consider it.

Do you do you, you should really take this. I have no children. You should really consider this. No, no, I'll do that. What age you think you're going to let your kid start gaming? As soon as possible. Soon as possible? Game of family?

Game or baby. He's going to be playing like the worst games. You're going to be disappointed. No, no, no, no, no, any game I'll play. But it's like, he's fine months, so they can't really do much. Yeah. Yeah, my family's like, what can he do now? I'm like, yeah, still a baby.

What age do they start doing stuff? Dude, like, poke it with a stick, like, come on. I mean, you can play with him for sure, but like, yeah, it's, like, raddly noises, it's not like I can. They don't start walking for like another five months at least, right? We can speed that up.

I didn't realize it's how long it did. Hey, I don't, I reckon we can speed that up a little bit. Speed run, straight. Speed run and race the chaps. The walking, it's like, oh, uh, yeah, first words, what was it, like, first words, how long does that take? Normally.

Can, can, Bjorn, speak? I should know that. No. No, I think it's like a year, maybe. Yeah? Okay. I think you learn to walk before you learn your first words, right? Or is it the other way around?

I should know that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. How long does it take? Yeah, speaking their first words in 11 to 13 months. 11 to 13 months. Fuck, they're slow, aren't they? He's already accidentally, they say mama all the time.

He doesn't know what it means. Yeah. This is a sound they make, and I'm like, mom's rigged it. I have no chance to be left of first, right? Yeah, you're done. You're done. Yeah. But you can be the cool dad.

No, yeah, for sure. You're gonna be the cool dad, right? Well, the fun dad, I guess, yeah. Okay. Well, I saw you, you've written off cool dad. You're like, ah, I'll see. I saw you trying to learn as many cool things as possible. And like this, and a shorter time period

to impress your son. What do you think is like, what's the funnest thing that you've learned that you think will be the most impressive? I don't fucking know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, these are amazed about anything. You can show him anything and he's like, wow. So I don't know.

Just be a big confidence booster. Yeah, it's great. Just seen the very, oh. Yeah, he laughs at anything. It's hilarious. I am pretty funny, I know. Speaking of that, I do love the way Bjorn laughs. He just sounds like an old man.

He sounds like an old man. Yeah. He's like, he he, he, he's not a laugh yet. It's really cute. I saw you, when you were learning your skills, you did this, the art video, where you showing up your art journey. You still laugh at it?

I saw it, I don't know, you put it in Cs, I don't think you're on Twitter, but it's kind of set Twitter into a really interesting conversation. A lot of people like, what the fuck, he actually got good. Okay, nice. A lot of people were very, like, there was not like any negative or anything,

but it was very, people were a lot talking about it a lot, like, I definitely don't wanna piss off the art community. No, it's generally that there were some people who are like, I'm, a lot of people are like, that's fucked up that I took me five years to get to where he got, like stuff like that, but I, you know, it was a really,

it was really interesting video. They ain't you cause they ain't. Yeah, and I guess you didn't even realize You'd cause a bit of a conversation on Twitter. Yeah, a lot of people were talking about it. What would you want to get into that? I don't know, just a random whim. So where, so what's your deviant art account?

I don't have it. You know, I watched, I watched that video and I was watching, I was like, man, I, I'm impressed that you don't get frustrated with this and wanna stop. No, I got really frustrated. How do you keep going? I don't, it's for a son.

No, I don't. Again, no, real, real losing family, go. I just wanna draw cute anime, girls. Come on. All right, well that's a good enough reason. I do get that question a lot and I generally, I don't know. You don't know? You've no idea what? I'm just way a different man.

All right, all right. He's built up at the grand sit, come right. Okay, all right. I wake up at 5 a.m. Because the kid wakes you up. Yes. Yeah. As soon as I saw you doing that video and saw you're like, I'm gonna choose to draw girls.

I was like, yeah, my man, my man knows. They didn't wanna, you didn't wanna go for, you know, it's already straight. They didn't want to go for muscular man. Or maybe that's the next step, yeah. Muscles are hard, I think. That's exactly right, yeah. That's fine, I'm still doing it.

I found it amusing that you found anime girls to draw easier than like any other art style. Do you think anime is just an easier art style to be a beginner? Yeah, because it's kind of stripped down. It's not realistic looking. Right, right. There's like a weird formula to it as well, right?

That's like a little bit harder to kind of deviate from, even if you wanted to. Because like, if you deviate a little bit from the anime art style, It just doesn't look at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You try and give them lips and it's like, what the fuck it says?

It looks curses out. You make them draw their nose. Yeah. What the fuck is it? Yeah, like an anime character with DSLs just looks a little bit. Yeah, little weird. It doesn't work.

I think it's because the eyes are so big, anything else is like to kind of like, yeah, I don't take up a lot of rooms. Yeah, but it gives me hope because I think I have like negative art skills and seeing how- You should try it, yeah. You do, yeah, you do. I see how fast you improved

in such a short period of time, or maybe you're just talent, like naturally talented, talented at it? I don't know. I don't know. You're good at a lot of things. It's annoying. You're so, you're good.

Can you have one floor, please? Yeah. God damn. This is the cool dad, but you. What's your biggest, biggest floor? What's your biggest floor? Biggest floor. Well, I realized the other day,

I'm not actually a person. Okay. All right. Okay, elaborate, elaborate. Well, because if I'm doing something nice for other people, for normal people, I imagine, it's just like, oh, of course.

For me, it hurts me. What do you know? Like, okay, if I'm driving. Oh, actually, we had this conversation. Yeah, yeah. If I'm driving and I have to let someone go, I'm like, God fucking damn you for letting me make me do this.

Because he was in the wrong lane, right? Completely the wrong lane. And everyone was lining up in the right lane, which we needed to be in. And I was like, yeah, just, you know, go in. So I'm gonna let you in. And then two minutes later, there was the opposite situation happened. That was the worst driving of everything.

We were in the right lane. I kept egging me on for the record. No, no. No. Someone else was kind of join our lane. And I was like, you should let them in because someone else just let us in. And he's like, I don't want it. I was like, you're a piece of shit.

You did. Yeah, because I pressured you. Because I made you feel bad about it. I do it, but I don't want to do it. If no one wasn't in the car with you. I think about all those times where I'm driving and I have to make this exit and I'm and some saint lets me in the lane

he's like fine. Which is me because I do it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to. If I ever see you drive it, I don't want you to let me in. I know you don't want to do it. I'll wait for the next car. I think it actually makes me a better person because it's harder for me to do it. So if anything, I'm better than a good person. So why do you do it then if you don't want to do it? Society. Society. I would say society is worse.

is intended then because you feel, you feel shame for not. Fuckin makes me. God, yeah. So you go, okay, so let me get this show. Let me get this show. You're sitting there, you know, Björg's just finally. I can be the only one.

Beyond's just fighting. You're not. No, no, Bjorn's just gone to bed. You finally get an hour to think. You have met, you know, you finally get to relax and think, you're like, man. Yeah. I didn't let that car in.

I'm a bad fucking question. No, I don't let it linger. I don't care. I don't know. You're definitely not the only one, but you're probably the first to admit that society has grounded you in that way. I think it's, I think, you know,

sometimes you do this thing where, I think you're genuinely nice a lot of the times, but there's sometimes where you're like, I should be nice here and you've decided to be nicer. Yeah. And that's a conscious thought that you've made. Yes, yes. You didn't think about it,

and you didn't just compulsively do it, you're like, you had the options. Which is way nicer. Is it? You're making an effort. But then I feel like sometimes I'm like, man, am I acting nice? Is that who I really am?

But I still chose to do the nice thing or perceived nice thing. That's too deep for me. I just want to think that I'm good. But it fucks me out, it fucks me out. Yeah, actually I sit there and I'm like, am I bad person that I didn't immediately think to do the nice time?

I think if you're a social construct. But it's also like sometimes you just, sometimes just also in like the mood to do something nice. Sometimes you're just in a happy mood and should it doing something nice always be mood dependent? Yeah, that's a good point.

You know? That's a good point. Do you guys drive here? Uh, I don't know. I don't have a license. I have a license, but I don't drive too often. Okay.

Let me really, what are you gonna say? Well, the reason I realized is because of the blinking that people do, they do use a hazard lights as a thank you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And I asked Connor, do you count the blinks that they give you? Because in my head, I thought this was like a system that everyone developed.

This dude made up an entire kind of system. No, no, no, wait, wait, what? What? Explain, explain, explain. So basically what, so basically what, So basically what Felix is saying is, if someone like with this phone, if some make a music,

if Felix lets someone in, and then they go into the lane in front of them, and then they click the hazard lights to blink. To say thank you, right? Felix is sitting there being like, they only blink once. Yes, absolutely. What a car?

I told him. I told him. I was like, what are you talking about? I blink want with the hot. That's insane. So people use the hazard lights in the car to say thank you, right? And I say, I press it once

because I don't want people to think there's a fucking hazard. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, just press it once. No one uses it one. Yes, thank you. On highways, they do. You do it once as like a thank you. And that's, they should be, they should be,

that's gratitude. Any more than that you're gonna be like, oh, they're actually in trouble. Listen, here's how it works. Three blinks is like, oh dude, thank you so much. Oh, that's, four is way too much. That is way too much. I do really nice things sometimes,

I expect the first. Just leave it up. Why turn it off? Just say thank you the entire car ride. One is like, fuck off. That was the thing. What? No one does it, one does it one.

That only Connor does it. I never do that. No, that is not true. What is this? The American tipping system right now? Yes, it is. I don't know, you gave one blink. How bad was my service?

Well, I guess I'm just that nice driving there because I never get it one. How many times do you do it? All the time. Well, like how long? How many blinks? Well, three is like I said, thank you so much. Two is like, all right, thank you,

appreciate it. So it depends. You never go to some. This is why you don't let people three because I didn't blink to you once, so you didn't think. they're ungrateful. Exactly.

They're like, no one's ever grateful enough. We're saying that the amount of, you know when you do the hazard light say thank you, it doesn't matter how many blinks you leave it on for. It matters. Does that mean how many thank you's you're giving? Yes, it is. That's why I leave it at least three.

Yes, no, yes, let's go. At least three. Crazy, no, I'm Googling this. Because after, three and more is, there's a fine line between, oh my God, I appreciate this so much. and help me. I was driving.

So glad you're here. If someone does two to me, I'd be pissed. Yes, that's right. What? What? Thanks. No. And what would one be?

Yes, that's it. No, you. That's it. Oh my, no. What are you talking about? One is the same as like getting flipped off. Okay, Reddit is saying twice. I've never, I've never heard of this.

In between everything. In between everything. Reddit doesn't know, fuck all. This is like a language that some people have made for themselves and no one else is following. Like you guys have made up this language. I'm not crazy.

Learn this because this isn't in any like driving. Well, the thank you. Yeah, the thank you. I think it's like a virus, it spreads. Like you just see a guy doing it. You're like, oh, that makes sense. I'll do that next time someone does it. Because that's how I learned.

They do that in the UK and I was like, Dad, why are you putting the hazard lights on and he was like, oh, I'm just saying thank you. That's someone's annoying shit in UK. Because it's always dark and then they hazard light. You're like, fucking, I didn't need that. Yeah, that's why we already blink once. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, it's a show real kindness. I just get out of my car and thank them. I leave, I go. You can use the front lights? Yeah, yeah, yeah. To get someone's attention. That's what I mean, not the hazard lights.

You use the hazard lights in UK? I used the front lights to get someone's attention. Yeah, I felt like. They say thank you in UK with it. Yeah, you can do that too, yeah. Especially on like country. Well, you know, like, it's like, what if someone lets you in?

Then you say you flick, because you can't, they can't see your hazard lights. So you, you flick the front ones to say things. Yeah, but they blind you. I don't like it. That's a dumb thing. Oh my, because you drive a Tesla, it drives the car, okay? You don't drive the car.

It's reasons like this that I, like, every time I go to a new country, I'm fucking shitting my pants about what the rules are because every rule is different. Okay, so, okay, say you are like, in Japan, super respectful driving rules. You have to bow after, you have to stop the car and bow. So this is something I learned when I was like,

move to Thailand. So you're out of junction, right? Yeah. And there's a car coming. And he blinks twice using the front lights. What does that mean? He's letting you go. He's saying, go ahead.

So in Thailand, if you see that, that means do not fucking go because I am not going to slow down. Psychotic behavior. My brakes are broken. There should not be a signal for that. You shouldn't be allowed to communicate that. No, that would be perfect for that. No, because this motherfucker would be going down the highway

fucking flicking it the entire time. You egg me on when I drive. I'm super nice driver. No, okay, the only time I egged him on is there was a long line and it. You're like, just take advantage. Yeah, I read advantage of the Japanese kindness. That's what he told me.

The line was literally, it was like an hour long and I was like, we could do, listen, we're on a tight schedule here. Drive through the front and merge and cut in. Be a dick. Right. You were like a devil on my shoulder. And he did it. And we got through right away.

It's a huge dick move. Don't do this, but we were in such a ride. So yeah, yeah. Yeah, but don't feel like, that's a great idea. And I shouldn't have taught him. Yeah, I shouldn't. He was, he wanted someone to just acknowledge him and say it to him.

But now I'm the good person, you know? Yeah, I'm not sure. Are you sure, Conno? Yes, I'm sure Felix. Well, geez, I guess, Conn, skipped like a hundred cars, cut right in before the turn off. Oh my God, what an asshole.

Yeah, that's an asshole thing to do. Don't do that unless. He also doesn't tip in Japan. What a damn joke. Oh my God. So have you, do you think you've acclimated Japan now then? It's been like a over year now.

I think I need more time. You think you need more time? I mean, it took a long time even UK where I felt like, oh yeah, everything's set up, I'm good. We did go to Greg, so you didn't acclimate. Let's just be real. That's a side quest you never finished.

You didn't, you didn't finish the key class. I'll never go to Greg. That's just looked so bad. What? That's out of pocket. What's so like, why don't you feel like you vaccinate? Like, what is, I mean, what is acclimat? Yeah, like, I'm still trying to figure out the town hall,

to be honest. Okay, yeah, that's, that's something you'll never figure out. Okay, that's part of the acclamation process is that you never feel welcome. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. The day you'll remember it is when you're going to go collect your pensions, like, that's the day you'll figure out.

Yeah, there's still news that I'm like, oh, I have to do that and I need this favor? Yeah, so, yeah. You know what, do you have the, my number card? Do you have that? No, and why would I, I don't get it? What the fuck is that? It's basically like, no, no, yeah.

So there are benefits to it. It's like a social security card. So Japan, what's wrong with my actual car? Uh, so, Japan. No, the Zadiyu. Zadhi card? Yeah. It's different, it's different. So the, basically, because Japan is, they realize,

we're like, huh, guys, we've fucked up here. We have so many different things, all on different paper and computer systems that are not joining over. Why don't we make one card that is, allows you to access all of them in one go? Oh, I see. And so they made the system,

but a lot of all people didn't want to do it because they're like, I don't want the government to have more of my fucking information. So a lot of people didn't do it. But there are benefits to it, which you can do, which one thing that I absolutely love, if you ever need to print off documents or documents you need to go to the city hall to get,

you can print them off at the Combeini with this car. No way! No, no, it's just show you my number card, they scan it. It's like a printer. It's on a printer. It's on a printer.

It's a printer. You put it on, so if you ever need to get like tax documents, you don't need to go to the city hall. you can just go to a printer and go through the options and get all the documents you need to print. Yeah. And like the Jewing Hill, is that what it's called?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The resident certificate. Yeah, you can get that as well from the printer. So it's like, you can eliminate. Yeah. You're supposed to go to the town hall for that. Yeah.

I haven't even got to that part yet. I got the one, right? And this beautiful certificate and they're like, oh, can we see it? And then they take it. And I'm like, no. Oh yeah, you can't copy it. They take it.

Yeah, I didn't realize you're supposed to go to the town hall to get new one. You have to pay $4 for them to print this fucking thing off. I don't know why. And it's on some very special paper with the biggest QR code I've ever seen on the back.

It looks like a mess. Yeah, it's very annoying though. But just doing anything in the town hall is never fun. And never gets easy. Yeah. So I'm not alone there at least. No, no, no, no. You'll never feel welcome.

It's kind of like the DMV of Japan. And the DMV in Japan is also bad. Well, it depends on which one do you go to. It depends on the branch, but every town hall experience I've had is that I've had to wait at least like, even if it's like super empty. You book out your morning and afternoon.

Yeah, basically, you waste half of a day doing it. Yeah. Have you renewed your license yet in Japan? Which, which one? Driving license. Oh, that place. Yeah, no, I don't need to do that yet. Okay, when you do it, I have that place.

You do a two hour lecture. No, I saw that. Fuck that. I remember seeing that. Oh, you do? Yeah. You just sit in a two hour lecture of them talking. It's like a really old guy just pointing at signs

saying don't drunk and drive, don't drive too fast on snow, two hours, and then you just get to leave and you get your license. It's ridiculous. I heard they have like, I don't know if this is true, but I heard they had a bunch of foreigners crashing cars in the videos.

I didn't see a video, it was a presentation, but like some weird propaganda. Yeah, I don't know, I was like, what the fuck? The worst place in Japan is where you have to reply for the visa. Oh, the immigration. That's like hell on earth in Japan. It's like also in like the worst parts of Tokyo

and there's nothing around. There's like no stock shops. There's no fucking train station near it. Cargo after cargo and like, where the fuck am I? What is this? I didn't know. there were sketchy places in Tokyo. Like, yeah, that's place as fuck.

And then you got an extra like all the dangerous chemical plants. They're like, yeah, they're- Yeah. You see people scribbling like, I hate Japan. On like the, on the tables and shit like that. So depressing, dude, Jesus. Town Hall is great though. They're super friendly. The what? The Town Hall.

Actually. Yeah. It depends. I guess you got a lucky town hall. Lucky Town Hall. Lucky Spahn. The one I live at now is really nice. Shiny Town Hall. The one that we used to live at,

was a major, major area in Saitama. So it was a huge one, it was like a fucking, like 12 stories. Yeah, oh God, yeah, but the one over now is very small. It's, there's no one ever there, there's no lines. And I'm like, yes.

The small ones are way better than the massive ones, for sure. That's fun. I do prefer it now. It's way more chill. So see, I feel like you have acclimating. Yeah, yeah. Knowing the fact that like,

you're going to the immigration office, going to the town hall, getting documents is all the biggest pain in the house in the world. That I would call that acclamation. God. Is the Japanese not have anything better to do.

And they're filling papers all day, like, God damn. You are finding out that no, they do not have anything. Japan's economy could soar through the skies so they just start filling in- paper. And like, also, everything's always different. So if you need to, if you change your dress, right,

you need to go to the new town hall and tell them that you change a dress. Yes. Which can be a little bit of a joke. No, no, you first have to go to your old town hall. Yes, sorry. To de-register. To break up.

You gotta break up with your old girlfriend to get with your new girl. And then, and then, oh, wouldn't it be great? I don't know if my drive could also be updated in the same town hall. No, you have to go to the police station to then change on the back of your driving license to get them to put the new address.

Why the police station? Because the police station manages all the driving licenses, which is separate, but why wouldn't you put it all in one? Why do I have to go to two separate fucking places to do this? What is this that you've just Googled? Flying cars, Osaka. We would be driving in these

if they all had it all on one system. They wanna put this four 2025, Osaka has like this bump up guy. They don't have like a big... That's just a helicopter, dude. Yeah, that is a helicopter. But the thing is, they probably won't make it because there's too much, like, legalities to go through.

It's just a giant drone. Well, that looks. It's just a big drone. I'm going to be so pissed if flying cars come out, like, right after I die or something. Just get a helicopter. Do we want flying cars? Yes.

I mean... Because he hates traffic. Who does it? It's going to be flying car traffic. I don't mind traffic. What the fuck? Actually, no, that's just... That's the weird...

Wait, way, way, way, way, way, way, way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, okay, listen, daily... Why do you tell them to cut through all of it then? Because if you were in a rush, okay, that's different. Like, daily traffic, you know, five, ten minutes traffic, it's slowed down for maybe five minutes. I don't get a fuck about that.

If it's like an hour jam and I'm stuck, yeah, that fucking sucks. But, like, this guy, this guy, one car stops in front of him, he's like, oh! Internally, yes. But on the outside, I'm a good... I can feel when you miss the red light, like you're the last car to miss the red light. I can feel your blood pressure rising.

Dude, do you like driving? Yeah, yeah, I drove here. Okay, driving in Japan is fun. I do like driving in Japan. A lot of people, you know, I think one thing that is massively underrated is driving in Japan because a lot of people, you know, the trains are amazing and definitely do use that.

That does feel like pay to win. Yeah. Everyone takes public service, so the roads are all clear. It's great, it's great because there's so many, there's so many cool areas and so many cool things that you just cannot access about a car in Japan. And I think, you know, if you don't mind driving,

definitely do it. If you, you know, maybe like second or third trip in Japan, look into it, it's really fun. Just don't drive in Tokyo, because that's a nightmare. It's not even that bad. It's not even that bad. London is so much worse. Yeah.

Oh, I wouldn't even like wish that upon my worst at Emmy. I got my license in London. I got my license in London. He's fucking awful, yeah. He was like, okay, so this junction's a funny one. It's a reverse roundabout with a one-way system. And if you go into the things, the car, you get executed by a 1930s law.

I'm like, what the fuck is this? Like the road's not even paved, he's like, yeah, that's a feature. And then like the random taxes you get if you're too big of a vehicle in certain roads or something, yeah. I don't know how it works. I just got a bill. Same here, it's all like taking some kind of roads

and there's a congestion charge. I didn't know that. So toll's in the UK, what the fuck, you have to go through the toll and then go home after, go online, and then say, hey, I was on the toll, I'll pay it with my credit card. Who thought of that system? Yeah.

And if you don't pay it, you get, because you know, maybe you're going to meet your family. You forget to, you know, you forget about it. My first thought isn't like, I wanna pay this bill. Yeah. You forget about it. You get fined out the ass for being late. Why would you not just like, that's like going to a restaurant

and you having to pay once you got home? I think, I think because they wanna find you. They wanna get fines because they can pick up so much money. I mean, it's more like efficient because you don't have like a like, you know, a gate or toll gate where people like lined up. It's still fucking slow.

But, yeah. It's still fucking slow. But so many times I've had a toll and I didn't know I needed to pay until I got back and they were like, you are late and you have to pay 300 pounds because I saw like one sign that says you need to pay and I was like, well, I've already driven past it

so I don't know any of the details I needed to do. And you're driving, it's not like you can write down a note like on your phone or something like, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's kind of dumb. Whereas Japan, they just have the ETC card, which is really nice. It's really nice.

Yeah, just rock up. That is nice, that is very nice. That just sounds like a scam. It is a scam. It is a scam. It is totally a scam. Every fucking toll is a scam. It's kind of like, yeah, American healthcare.

Like, after you're done, like, here's the bill, by the way. Yeah, they're too care of it. Don't worry about it. You owe us three limbs. You were in a coma and the interest was great. Yikes. Started on inflation. God damn.

Have you had a lot of time to travel around Japan now? Not that much. You've been traveling a bit in your walls. Yeah, we went on a trip with Bjorn, our first trade. I went to Vito and Atami. Yeah. It was really good. Really enjoyed it.

It's nice to finally be able to travel with the baby as well. Oh, yeah. Even though it was hard. Everything takes like three hours longer than he should. But that's good. It's really fun. Those places were good. We went up the volcano thing.

Yeah, yeah. Beautiful view of Mount Fuji. Is it the one with the black eggs, like the onset? Oh, no, that's Hapone. Oh, that's Hapunay. Yeah. It was scound, by the way. It is close.

Yeah, I don't scam. It is close. Yeah. Same prefecture. I mean, that air is all really nice. Yeah. We haven't gone far though. Like I think furthest win was Osaka.

So yeah. Oh you haven't gone to Kyushu yet? No. Oh Kyush and Hokkaido is my two favorite. You were planning to go, but we were like, that's too far with the baby. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean for Kyushu, it's kind of tough because it's like, and Hokkaido too. It's like five hours train or two hour flight, but then flights suck. Yeah. And you're like, I don't know. Are they Japanese flights not good? I mean, no flights are good.

I mean, it's better than normal, but it's still miserable. Okay. It's like a flight sucks. And if you go with shit, Shinkansen, you can only go to like the very, like, beginning of QSha. And the rest of it is all covered.

Oh, no, no, no, you can, the Shinkansen goes all the way to, um, uh, Karoshima. Does it? Yeah. I thought it stops in, uh, fucking Huffa. You have to try, you have to change. Oh, then there's another bullet train that goes all the way down to Karashima. Oh, I didn't, I did not know that.

And there's one that goes to Nagasaki. They have their own, completely own bullet train. It's completely different design. It's pretty cool. Wow. They've got like a wood version. I did not know that. It's really cool.

Hsu Shinkansen line. Yeah, it goes to, Wow, I did not know that. Can you show the wooden shingansen? Is that you? No, no, no, it's been around for a while. Really? Because my understanding of Shin Khanzen

is you could only go as far as far as. Okay. Just like has brought my first. Interior? Wooden bullet trains? Yeah, there's like one that has like a really beautiful, oh fuck's it. Oh, it's, I didn't know that was the Shin Khan's.

No, no, no. It's one of them. I don't know what it is. Maybe it is, maybe I got it wrong. There is one that's really nice. And Q's also has the seven, seven C, which is extremely luxury, classical. They know how to make it fancy.

I was gonna say with how fast the Shinkansen is going, do you want it to be built out of woods? It's just. No, no, sorry, like the inside, they have like a little wood in the use. Oh, okay. When I saw wood in Shinkansen, I was like, what?

The friction of the edge, like, burst into flames. It was just like, It's like Shinkansen ghost flying. Wouldn't. That seems like a bad idea. It just splits, it's flying everywhere. Plastic Shinkansen.

Well, I guess. Oh, yeah, they got their own little weird one. Look at that. It's got like an interior. Japan's train culture is just on another level. Yeah. I can see why train-larkers exists, man. The middle one.

Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing. The white one? Next time. Yeah, man. No, no, before it. They're insane. Yeah, there's no talk about everything in Japan, but definitely one for trains.

Oh, that's a render. Jesus. Well, that's not what it likes. Have you guys written the, not the business, but the first class in Shinkansen? Yeah, the grand class. Grand Class.

It's so good. I've still never done that. Can never go back. Grand Class. It's so good. It's so good. It's like an extra 30 bucks on top of the green,

so I guess, normally it'd be like an extra 50 bucks. Is this only for certain chan consents? Only for ones that go north. Oh, okay, okay. So, yeah, so J.R. East and West are separated, and it's only J.R. East that has the new cars.

because even the green cars. So there's three classes in Shkentza, normal, green, and grand, but the one that goes to Orsaka only has green normal. I see. And the green one is a lot older, and it's not as nice. And then even if you go east or north,

the green is really nice as well. A lot more spacious, a lot nicer. But the grand class is amazing. And it's like an extra 30 bucks. It's quiet. And you get unlimited beverages, any beverage you want. You get food, you get snacks.

And you get your own personal service. But it's more sound isolated. Yes, yes. Way, quite. and a fully reclining chair. I might as a shit. Dude, it's so, don't sleep on it. The problem is that most tourists don't do it

because you can't get the, you can't use the rail pass on it. Right. And Chinatten is already quite expensive. Yeah, yeah. So you add on an extra, so, so, yeah, yeah. But then you get more value out of it, so.

It's worth it. It's definitely worth it. I took it yesterday from, Oh, fancy boy. Hachunoha, which is a three hour, I get fancy sometimes. Three hour bullet train, I think. Balltran, I think it was, a lot of time.

I think it was Niemann for the ticket, and I think the regular is, so 20,000 yen, it's 12,000. Okay. So it's, I guess it's like 8,000 yen more, which is what, 50 bucks. Yeah. But I think the amount of coffee and tea I drank was

Did they have an espresso machine? That's the important thing. Oh, they make it all fresh? I don't think it's a fresher machine, I can pour over, but it's all really good. And they give you these chocolates, these little sea salt chocolates. I think of chocolate? Well, it's because it's just a fresh sauce chocolate.

Because they don't like you. Okay. Not kidding, no, it's, it's, it's, the fruit's, you didn't blink when you let them in, yeah? Yeah, you didn't do full blames. Yeah, I didn't get a snack. You do get snacks. Yeah, you get like, I love that.

It's really, really nice. What's your, like, bucket list right now of like places you want to visit next to you? Okay, for sure, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I was so good. I was kind of pissed I missed I missed out last year. Because all of a sudden, everyone was in Hokkaida. I think you were in Hokkaido,

Chris was in Okada, Marks was like, I'm going to Okada with my friend. I'm like, cool. I'll just stay here. It's just fun. Because it's snow festival or something like that. Yeah, there's no other thing. I actually didn't like the Snow Festival much.

I heard it wasn't that good last year. It was, it was okay. Like this stuff's really impressive, but you kind of see one, and you're like, this is really cool, it's really impressive. And then you've to like waddle through so many people. That's never fun.

And then you're like, okay, I could see another one. Let's waddle again. More busy because it's been a while since it was open because of COVID? Yeah, absolutely. It was delayed for like two years. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I mean, it's definitely like amazing to look at,

but I wouldn't plan a trip to go see it because I just think that you, it's so hard to do anything on that period it's there. All the restaurants are full. All the hotels are really expensive. It's okay, but I feel like Sapporo is just better for the vibes in general. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like go for the city, not for the snow festival. Yeah, yeah. It's such a cool city. I mean, that area is just so cool in general and there's so much to do. I always thought the snow festival would just be like a nice little x-ray if I got to experience it. Even like the countryside of Hokkaido is dope as fuck.

It's some of the most beautiful scene I've ever seen in Japan. My favorite ice cream place in the world is in Hokkaido. My favorite soup curry place in the world. Yeah, I know the one. Yeah. Mold's the goat!

And they're right next to each other. Well, I'm 30 minute dry. They're not right next. A 30 minute drive. It's like, yeah, it's worth it because you eat the amazing soup curry. You're so full. You're like, oh, I'm so full.

I wish I had ice cream. Yeah. Let's drive 30 minutes to get ice cream. It's so good. And it's this farm. It's this farm. And in the open winter and spring, both the times it looks really beautiful because,

and it's right, it's got a beautiful view of Mount Yote and so you can have this amazingly homemade gelato and then have like a coffee with the milk from the farm. Everything is okay-o milk. Yeah, like processed soft. Please ask you for the photo, I'll send it. Dude, I've said this on the podcast in the past.

Hokkaido has just like, perfected food. God-tier food. Okay. It's so good. I'm actually not a fan of that milk. Well, it's just way too fucking heavy. I don't drink the milk straight.

I have it in things, like the butter. It's amazing. Like, I remember like, like, everything in like every hotel in Hokkaido. They have like, they give you like the Hokkaido. And then for breakfast and I take like two sips and I'm like, I'm not even hungry anymore. This is just like drinking cream.

It's one step away from Europe. Well, it's like 400 calories of shit. Yeah. That's all I need, baby. So, definitely. I recommend Hokkaido. Yeah. Some beautiful, really, really beautiful,

York County. Well, I don't know. Cushu's like fun vibes where everyone's really happy and really chill and everyone wants to chat. Hokkaido's more like, you go for like an amazing kind of, kind of, kind of chill vacation.

What are you just giggling about? What are you fucking? What are you left out here? That was this fucking high school again? Shicking hands a little bit, shaking toes. Sorry, you were saying? I'm just, that fucking, that's fine, I guess.

I got my own, I'll just like, I'll fuck myself, I'll play footies myself, it's fine. That's right, just get, I can, I can reach, I can reach down. Where are you? All right, I don't know, is that you? Is that Felix?

I don't know. Who's this, my touch, is Joey? It can be Joey. I'm fucking, fuck you, God damn it, I'm firstly with Joey again. I take all the love. You didn't smile at all. Oh yeah, somehow Japan's the,

aside from my home country, that's the easiest place to have to get away with the name I have. Yeah, normally people would just look at my name and just start having a panic attack. So Japanese people get it, right? Yeah, because it's Manitapo, which is like all, you know,

Japanese Katakana sounds. I've started booking restaurants under a Japanese name because I'm so tired of like... True are you. Have you actually... Which surname you decided to pick? What name, what name have you decided to pick?

I just chose Tanaka. Because I realized, I realized, especially when, because sometimes I would call up and when I would say my, everything would be going smoothly. I'd be like, oh, I got an opening, I got this.

And then I'd be like, oh, here's my name, they're like, huh? It's just like an awkward for like five minutes. I'm like, I'm just gonna say this fucking name and then when I turn up, because it doesn't matter, there's no ideaing. I just say this. I just find a fucking hilarious

that you book under Mr. Tanaka and then you rock up to the fucking restaurant and you're like, oh, they always go like, huh? I mean, same with me, so it's fine. Trust me, I know it sounds bad, but it works, it genuinely works. That's a good idea, I'll be Tanaka too.

Especially if you call. If you're calling, it definitely helps. Yeah. Because you can, I feel like I'm nailing this conversation. It's going perfect and they get to the name. I'm like, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Koro, Korni.

And they're like, huh? I like, for a while I just kept saying, Conan, like Kornan. Cause I was like, oh, they'll know that. Because I'd say Connor, and then they, I'd like, Kornah, and they're like, I don't know the fuck, Does anyone know this guy saying?

Your name is so simple, though. Yeah, I know. I'd be like, Kornan. They're like, I'm like, Kornan. Oh, Kornan. Oh, Kona. I know, Conan.

You know, I mean, Japan, you have to be so specific when you write down the name for the bank. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I had to read out my entire name, middle name, like Felix, Arvid, Oof, Schelberg. Over the phone.

No, no, no, I have to do it. The last name first. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, then middle. Yeah, it makes no fucking sense, but that was a night. to spell out over the phone. That's the worst thing ever.

And of course it was wrong, so they called again and I have to do the whole fucking thing again. And I'm like, it's not my fucking problem. You'll tell them. I was like, you just email it to you? And they're like, no. Well, no, that was the worst part. Because one time I had a fraud detection thing call up.

I was sending myself money. And they were like, we need to make sure it's not fraud. I was like, why? Of course. Like it says my name. But they do that in UK too. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, you know, he was speaking English.

It was kind of the point where I was like, I think, I think my name, I think my name, Japanese, which is bad, is better than his English. He's like, you know, lately, Russia, bad. And I was like, what do you? He always say that. My banker said it too.

No way, really? He was like, fraud must check. I was like, Russia bad. I was like, what are you? It's like, I'm not Russia. What are you talking about? I got no Russia. And then he's like, what's your email?

And so, and I'm reading out this email to him. And it's like a nine hour process of me going, C, B, and he's like, D, no, no, fuck, Z. And he said, what this? Like, no. And then we get to the end, and then it's dot code at UK, because I'm UK, and he's like, I don't know what fuck that is.

I put dot com. I'm like, no, bastard. Through all of it. Yeah, some of my official documents on some bills that I pay just have misspellings as well. Like my, my instant, and I haven't gotten it changed yet because I've been putting it off, even though I definitely should get it changed. It's very guiding of you.

But yeah, my, do, do, do, do foreign, immigrants have this problem when they come to the UK or America. They're like, ah, fuck, I misspelled my name from Brian to Bryant. Do you know what I don't understand? You're Bob now. Brian's too hard. Do you know what I don't understand? So on my internet bill, so when I signed up for my internet,

I had to spell my name, spell to the again, but also there was this process where I had to scan my ID card and send it to them for them to like, you know, double check that I am a real person. And I'm like, there is absolutely no way I could fuck, they could fuck this up. And I get my internet, bill back and it's still to this day says Grant. I do not know how they fuck that up.

No. They're in on it. Just like, just like, and I can't be bothered to change it as well because it was like such a, you know when you have to like to change your name, it's just a five minute process turned into an hour long. Oh no, no, there's a, there's a thing as a fucking five minute process in Japan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing is a five minute process. It's fucking annoying. That's the worst part for sure. So that's, You know, so I think you're fully acclimated now. You just need to do a little bit more. Yeah, if you can relate to all these.

If I know the pain, it means. Have you had your bank, like close your bank account as your visas renewing? Have you had that happen? No. So the bank will send every time I'm about to renew my visa. They'll be like, the visas. They'll be like, hey, your visas coming up.

They don't close it, they freeze it, right? So they freeze it. But the thing is, is that the bastards, they freeze it before your visas run out. Right. They'll freeze it like a, few days before, which I think is so fucking cruel. Yeah. Why do they do this?

At least free, I can understand if you freeze it when it expires. I'm like, okay, I get it. You wanna fucking be strict on this law. I got it, you're right? But a few days before, come on, man. I still got shit going, I still got time. Why are you punishing me? To get your visa.

I'm not, but sometimes what happens is that, what happened last time is that when I was renewing my visa, they, the immigration just said, we're like, hey, we want like another month to go. We just wanna fuck with you a little bit. Yeah, I was like, we run another month and I was like, what? But my bank.

So I had to go to my bank and like explain and it was like an hour and a half thing where I'm like, no, I'm definitely getting it, I promise, but I have this thing in my past world that says, I'm here for another month. So can you let me have it? And they're like, they go back and forth with the manager.

And it's like, what is it? Can you just come over here and help me with this? Come on, man. I'm trying to do stuff today. The manager cannot talk to mere peasants. I must go through someone. That's my, that's the worst thing I think about Japan and like service industry

is that whenever you have a problem, you can't just talk to someone who knows the- Oh God. They always have to keep going back and forth with someone who knows. So why do they freeze it? Like what's the reason? I think it's, I think I'm not sure.

I think the UK doesn't close it immediately. I think there's a window, I'm not sure. No. I think it's some kind of their justification of like, you know, you've lost your visa, you know, we don't want you. great man once said, Russia bad. Must check for fraud.

Yeah, maybe that's what he'll call me up. I'd be like, why is it frozen? He's like, Russia, bad. That's all I gotta say. That's literally what he said. I just didn't remember being on the train platform waiting and he's in my ear says that and I just burst out laughing. I'm like, wait, no way, he just said that.

It's probably how we sound like in Japanese. Oh, I sound way worse. Russia. Let's see. What's this? Yeah, it's, yeah. We get treated with the past crimes and the fraudsters.

Yeah, I do. For being foreign. One thing I wanted to ask, which is something that I guess I've thought about, which is, you know, when I eventually decide to be a dad. Now we're trash. He's thinking about it. Now with trash taste,

now with trash taste, there is just so much content on me out there. And it's always going to be out there. And I thought you implying. No, no, okay. How do you feel? What are you actually trying to say? Okay, okay, Bjorn comes in.

He's like, Dada, what is apology video? Did that do better? No! You weren't so much. Why was that the first video you found? Out of the thousands of videos I have. I try to blog all of me. No.

Because I think the YouTubers are getting to that point now where I think there are some YouTubers and kids that are getting old enough to have starting to become old enough to really watch and understand. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah. Because there's never been a,

I don't, I think the oldest YouTuber kids I can think of that like were growing up after the YouTube and all that stuff. I think like, I don't know, like Philip DeFrank or something, I don't know. Also, it's just weird to me because you think about, you know, think about your own parents

and you have no kind of bearing of what they were like when they were. No fucking clue, yeah, yeah, yeah. You hear stories and it's almost like alien. You hear a story from like an aunt or an uncle. about how, oh, your parents were like this, and you're like, that's a fake person.

It's actually smart, though, because you're preloading, like, you know, there's iPad kids. It's like, yeah, my kid's an iPad kid, but he only watches dad. He's, I've curated a playlist of the greatest hits to babysit my son. It's not weird.

He wants his only me. That's pretty good, actually. Would that be? Psychopathic. You could probably, you could probably convince me. your kid long enough, you're like, no, no, this is dad talking to some, to boy. Also, I am talking to you.

Like, you get the ad rip for us. It's just circulating in the phone, right? Like, it's going in the fun, son. My kid is making me so much bang from just watching my playlist. Also, you can never discipline your kid for playing too many video games ever again because they could just, they could just like,

they just load up and receives me and like, I'm done. I calculated how many hours. You know what, okay, okay, just while, because I'm gonna forget I don't say this. Remember that one time? Well, I remember the last podcast I brought up

that you sang Take On Me Yeah. And we did it. Three, two, one. We're talking away. I don't know what. I'll just say I'll stay in any way. Today's another day to find you

shying away. I'll be coming for your love on game. Take on me. Oh, we did it, yeah. Oh my fucking God, I told you not to. No, it was great. I talked to show in Sweden, we did a justice. We sang to take on me in front of the Swedish.

It was great, it was great. It was great. Yeah, it's great. Isn't it any cringe compilation? Now can I see this. No, it was in the epic wind compilation by Fail Army. So was mine.

So was mine. No, it wasn't. It's gonna see that and be like, it's a fun song to sing. It wasn't the same because there wasn't like the shot of just the crowd having the 1000 islands there. They didn't be dirty. That was the first ninja moment, you know,

when he's like, why, I'm not seeing enough movement. Okay, we don't need to bring up this. Bjorn will not see these videos. That will not be in the curated playlist. Dad, he's a cringe. Whenever, yeah, whatever if you're just sounding bad and you're like scolding him,

you'll just be like, don't test, man, I have the seats. Oh God, I just realized, yeah. I just realized, yeah, there's too much. Well, I mean, I think it's fun too. Like, we're, that'll be really fun, I think. Yeah, that'll be really cool. And we're doing the vlogs now,

like I don't have any videos of me as a kid. So I have no idea what it was like, so I think it would be fun to watch that kind of stuff. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, because the, you, did you have those, like family photo books when you were growing up? Oh, totally. Yeah, and there's, you could,

you can kind of figure out roughly what was going on, but it feels so, just so cool looking at, like, just a still of time. Yeah, could watch those forever. It was like, I have a shit load of it. like family videos because my- I do really I didn't have any. It's so cool, I kind of wish that like, I think it'd be so cool for my kid to see me like 20

you're doing my thing. Yeah, that'd be so sad. It's painful to watch. Yeah, but it'd be cool, dude. I'd love to see my dad when he's 20 doing his thing. It'd be so sick. Like I kind of feel like that secondhand embarrassment of like, damn, I was cring as fuck.

Like whenever I look at some of these videos because I'm just like, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't say that. Like, I think, you know, you'll, you'll, you know, if you have a good relationship with your dad, you'll love your dad and you'll be like, man, it's so fucking cool, just seeing my dad. Yeah, I think, oh no, my parents use it

to roast the shit out of me. Oh, okay. Well, there are two types of memory keeping. One, to fuck someone over. Whenever, whenever my dad puts on like a family video of me and my sister and like, you know, I'm like four years old, five years old. But that's just cute.

Yeah, so, yeah. Like my mom is sitting there being like, oh, look at you, you're so cute. My dad's like, no, look at you, your balls haven't dropped yet, you're little shit. Bro, he's roasting a fucking. How old are you?

Bro, bro, he's roasting a toddler. Broke on, Why is he roasting toddlers? You sound like a squirrel. I don't need puberty at four. Your dad was 100% the kind of dad that when you all started doing like sports, he was like, fucking Johnny,

fucking won't you winning shit, piece of shit. Yeah, it's like you lost, that's cringe. That's the dad I strive to do. Oh my God. Like the one family video I remember was like my dad trying to, like my dad taking me to,

my parents taking me to the playground. Yeah. My mom just lets me play around and stuff and my dad's like the fucking grindset guy. He's like, I get the monkey bars and I give up halfway and he's like, go on it again. Really? He's like, Sean, we don't quit in this house.

Don't quit halfway through and I go in and again, give up and he's like, no, I'm gonna pick you up and you're gonna learn how to do these monkey bars. Oh, really? Yeah. That's awesome. Do you find that helpful? I was too young to say.

I was too young, okay, but. I just mean in general. I'm trying to understand. and what's the good parenting. How do you do? Circle analyze me, please. Yeah, yeah. I feel like letting them learn a little bit on their own

is a good way because I remember, one of the reasons why I, how old were you guys when you learned how to ride a bike? I was six. I just unlocked a memory. I remember. I don't remember. I remember being in my driveway and doing it

when I was like really on six. I thought myself, I don't remember, really. Oh shit, did you ever have like the training wheel phase? Oh, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. Fucking tore it out. Yeah, so like, when my dad tried to teach me out to ride a bike,

he just completely skipped the training wheel stage. He was just like, he was just like, get good. Right your mind is a mindset. Yeah, it was like, son, you just gotta grind it out. If you fall over, don't worry, just get up and just grow up. Stop being a fucking pussy. Just grind it out.

The parent goes with the kid, right? So they're holding it in case they're like, yeah, my dad used to like, like, hold the back of the bike and then he'd be like, all right, I'm gonna let go and I'm like, dad, please don't. And when you do it anyway and then, yeah, I'd get you fall and you fall and then you get hurt,

you cry, you try again and then eventually you do it. Yeah. I think that's this Asian dad. I think that's an Asian dad. Yeah. I think my parents were just like, please stop because I just kept doing dumb shit. I just like, you know, I would see a bump

and I'm like, I'm gonna jump. Nah, I was too much of a pussy to do stuff like that. I just had no sense of fear. as a kid. And then I got it when I fell really badly one time and I was like 15. Everyone's gonna learn some of him. I was like, oh fuck, this is scary.

You fucked around and found out. This is fucking scary. Like it really fucking hurt. I was like, Christ. Yeah. That's how all those Red Bull fucking athlete people become those crazy people. They just like, they just never fell.

They just don't get hurt for a long enough of a time until they're an adult and then they can't learn it now. They're like, all right, I'll break my arm. Or they're like, oh, well, it didn't kill me, so I guess I can do it again. Yeah, those Red Bull sponsorships pay too good. Yeah, I can't turn back now.

I gotta do the free running championship and the sling. I know, sometimes I see how far the adrenaline junkies go and I'm like, how. I kinda get it. You, I love, I love. Yeah, you have a little bit of that. I love, yeah, but there's a certain moment where.

Like bungee jumping, I would have been doing, love to do that all day. That was so fun. Really? Hell, no, I would never do that. Would you do like, I don't know what the actual name is, but the one where you just jump off a fucking cliff with a, free diving? Oh, oh, with a paragliding?

I'm gonna say it's like really bad. Oh, that just seems like instant death. Power gliding, I really wanna. What, I really wanna do that? My intrusive thoughts would take over me. Why do you? Yeah, we'd have a guy who steers it for you. Cause you can't do it.

No, no, no, no, no, when it's just you. You mean the squirrel suit thing, right? That looks, what? Okay, that looks like, I wanna do that. All right, let's be nice knowing you kinda. That looks cool. I gotta train, I got a train, I got a train. It looks cool, but when I'm not doing it.

Yeah, I would glad. If you told me like, Connor, we could hook it up, you can go and learn how to do it. I'd love to. That'd be so fun. What I've always wanted to know is, how do you learn how to do something like this? Because presumably, it's an activity

if you fuck up once. Well, it's like skydiving, right? You have to do X amount of hours, like tandem with a professional and like really like learn how to do it. You do a lot of hours. Like a lot of these jobs, like cave diving requires hundreds of hours, like other experience.

That's how a lot of the men and show. It's just, you just have to be a hobby and do it with an instructor a lot. Yeah, it's really, really, really, you have to really, really be dedicated to it. But obviously, it pays pretty well when you do it. and you do get certified or whatever because no one else is fucking dangerous.

I think the most extreme thing I would attempt to learn or attempt to do a scuba diving. I really wanna go to scuba diving. But that's not, it's kind of, it's super dangerous. It's pretty fucking dangerous. It depends how deep you go, but.

How deep are we talking? Even though I'm like 40 meters is really, really like, that doesn't sound much. That sounds like, that's so deep. That's so deep. Wait, how long? How long? How would.

That's nothing. Yeah, at which, at which point does sunlight stop penetrates? It's not penetrating. It's like five meters. Nah. Yes. Well even like free diving without like- Okay first of all.

First of all with scuba diving at like 40 meters you've just start decompressing and that's the scary part. Just sit there in the water for like an hour. Yeah. You can't just you can't just-tank it. People do and they die. That's beta shit.

It's just killer shooting. I'll Google the, why you Google that? Because I've done in the Philippines, I did the thing where like you put on that like water I saw that on your blog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You go to, that was 10 meters. Okay.

And that was a lot on your body. Oh, really? And it doesn't feel like any, like, you look up and it's like, oh, I'm not even that far from the surface. But you just, you feel that pressure as you're going down. Like your body just gets so heavy and I'm like, I can't imagine going double that. At the first 10 meters, water already absorbs more than 50% of visible lights.

That's at 10 meters. Yeah. Deps below 1,000 meters receive no light from the surface whatsoever. You said 40 for the record. Yeah. 40, fucking idiots. But the amount of, I'm saying, at 40 meters, I think it's already really fucking dark. Yeah, it gets in the water,

but there's so much shit in the water, like dirt and stuff, you're not gonna be able to see anything. I don't wanna screw with air. Well, yeah, cause it's like, the amount of, just the amount, it's not even the sunlight thing or anything, it's just the amount of pressure on your body

at 40 meters is so much for your body that if you immediately like just come up to the surface, you get, You get fucked off. It seems like the kind of thing I have no knowledge of and that's why I'm just like, that seems silly. Just float. Well, yeah.

Just hold your breath. Come on. What's a big deal? Just swim up. Just swim up. I'm trying to find how long you'd have to wait. I don't know how, you'd be waiting, which is the scariest part because you're like,

what if something goes wrong and you know, you need to decompress. Okay, the theory, it says, according to some sources, the theoretical limit of human body pressure underwater is 1,000 meters, which is 100, atmospheres of pressure. That's the theoretical limit.

That's the theoretical limit. Yeah, I mean, people dive to like 100 something. Yeah. Which is crazy. And that's still insane. Yeah, well, the reason why I think you can dive off of breath way deeper and come back up, no issues, then you can if you use the tank.

Because the tank uses different, oh, is that why? It uses like a nitrogen mix, not nitrogen. 60 meters is. Some, I don't know, what's in a scuba diving tank? It's like a mix between, it's a very concentrated thing that helps decompress you, not decompress you, like keep your head not hurting while you're diving.

79% nitrogen, 21% off. Yeah, it's nitrogen, okay, well, right. It's like a night, and so then when you're coming up, the, you'd have like bubbles in your blood, otherwise if you come to too fast. They fuck you. Yeah, it's really fucking scary. Your blood boils.

What similar as hardcore you would do, Aaron? I don't, I'd, fuck a sheep. I would do you like shit. That's forget. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. That's just in your bloodline. Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. You wanna go skydiving, right?

I wanna do skydiving, let's do skydiving. I could do like jumping off stuff. Depending on the things I have. You wanna do bungee jumping? Yeah, I would do jump. I was so far. I feel like I judge you, Joey, but I, yeah, I'm not doing anything. Yeah.

Do you want to do bungee jumping? No. Dude, it's so far. I don't care. You've seen the videos. I wouldn't do bungee jumping, but I would do skydiving. Wait, what? I'm not skydiving.

Why? Because to me, like, it might, my, my, like whole thing of it is, I am more scared of like the awkward height than I am like the really, really high heights. You know what I mean? I kind of, yeah, I can't understand. Like I'm okay, like people, when people are like afraid of heights, right? Like there's lots of different levels, I feel.

Like I'm not afraid going on like an airplane, like even though you're a lot higher, right? But I get the most nervous. The most nervous I get with heights is when you're like looking over a, looking over like a 10 story building. Dude, it's so fun though. That's, I get, and like, do you get that voice in your head to say that would be cool to jump? No, in my head, is that just me? No, in my head, I'm just like,

I better step away before someone pushes me over. That's what's so good about bunch jumping is that you get their voice and you're like, let's do it. And then you get like, you get this beautiful moment where for about a second, you were just speeding up weightlessness and there's not, you feel nothing,

but just fucking the ground rushing towards you. It's so cool. That sounds terrible. No, it's amazing. It's such a rush. Yeah, but like, I've had nine minutes like that. That's amazing. I don't want to relive there. It's so fun.

And then you get the fun part of the bungee where you get to fly. It's just a scene from inception, right? Yeah. That's like you get the kick. You just get jolted away. Like to me, skydiving is way less scary than bungee jumping for kind of high-gring.

I think it's actually, I think skydiving is also safer than bungee jumping. I would. I think we could. I'm pretty sure there's more deaths in bungee jumping. I think I've heard about this as well. Yeah.

Well, a lot of the places where you can bungee jump are not regulated. Yeah, they're not the best They're like rocky ravines. Well, it's kind of like some dude and his cousin who bought a bungee cord and were like, let's do it. Yeah. I would trust Japan with bungee dumping.

Yeah, Japan is the one place where I was like, I'll definitely do bungee jumping here. I won't trust any other. But also like another big thing is that, you know, if, okay, worst case scenario, something goes wrong in skydiving versus something goes wrong in bungee jumping. I feel like.

They're both bad. They're both fun. They're both bad, but I feel like, at the height you're jumping at skydiving, you're just like, it's just instant death. Actually, no, it's not. No, because terminal velocity. So there's a certain point you reach the max speed you could go,

which is like, I think it's, how many stories is it? Can you go, what is max velocity for falling off a building? I think it's like 20 stories or something. So it's like, you jumping from like 50,000, the same for your body landing is jumping from like, we'll find out now. And if you're lining trees?

All right, if you're landing trees, yeah, but I'm like assuming like open field. Were you just gonna give up? Yeah, yeah. I feel less stressed knowing that I can do nothing to save myself. Or as if I'm like, you gotta try. What if I'm jumping off a cliff,

I'm like, well, it's gonna be like the worst pain in my life, but let's just break my legs and most of my back. Someone says, some dude on a forum says, you'd reach terminal loss in about four and a half seconds of falling. That's pretty quick. So four and a half seconds. Let's say that guy's right, which you might have been. But it's still pretty fast.

Yeah, it's very, yeah, but like, it's, you're saying like that's, like, that's like, 120 miles an hour, it says. Yeah, so that's like this, you know, you jumping from a big building would have the same effect on your body when you land is jumping from a 50,000. Right, that makes sense, yeah.

So Garant, you would just find like concrete to fall on or something, you'd be like, just want this over with it. I just like, just like make it quick. Isn't your best best trees? But if there was a pool, right next to it, would you not land in the pool? No, no, you die if you hit the pool.

Oh, shit, because the surface tension of the water. What should land then? You should land on the ground and spread out. Take, take the body. Take the guarantee full damage death. Is that like the elevator thing where you're just supposed to lay down? Yeah, because you're, you're,

all the force is being distributed across your body. I heard you're just supposed to landing trees. That's what I know. I think trees is good because you have a chance of like hitting a bunch and stumbling before. Are you, if you're in like, do you or is that just in cartoons? Well, I think if you can, any way you can kind of

kill the speed before you land is good, even if it hurts a fuck time. Well, because like someone, was it, that woman in the gorilla suit. People have survived. She survived at the gorilla suit when her parachute didn't do. I'm not kidding.

Google this. Gorilla suit, Garilla suit save skydiver. Type that in. That's so close. She was where, it was a charity skydiving event, I believe, and she jumps out with this gorilla suit.

And I think, Colorado's one arm skydive. And falls two miles. I think it was. People do live. By gone, you were just falling in there. It's like, it's very rare. Same with like airplanes,

like people who grab onto like debris or something. Yeah. It really helped, like that increases your chance. just massively surviving. Okay, but here's the thing, hypothetical situation. Do you try to survive in that situation? Yes! Or do you just, yeah, yeah.

I'm not the only one who was just like, I guess my time is come. You're too content with dying. You just wanna die, God. It sounds like you wanna die, you wanna die. If you're in like a plane crash, do you like just, you know, go to the brace position? Braise position all the way.

Look, if there's a one shot chance I can survive, awesome. I'll take this. I'm taking those hands. You can't look around everyone doing the braids and you're like, what a fucking face it. He stands up and like. I'd be like, guys, well, it's been a good run.

Let me just say, that's the only time. I've never smoked like cigarettes, but the one time I think I would smoke a cigarette is if I know I'm about to die. All right, well, fuck it. Who's got a line? Did you feel like an appropriate response to die? I had a moment where I was trying to find,

like, what to do in all these, like, hypothetical scenarios. And it was so irritating trying to find the answers. Because it's like, yeah, you're pretty fucked. Because even if you survive a plane crash, right? Odds are you're flying over the ocean. Yes. Which makes it immediately fucking impossible difficulty. You're just done. And then the question is, in my head, I'm like,

do I have, do I have it in me to want to survive once I survive this crash? That's what I'm saying. Do I want to go through that all people trying to find me? Do I want to have to survive? This sounds like a fucking ballache. I'm gonna, it's just sound like too much more.

I'd rather die instantly. Actually, you know what? I'm on God's side now. Fuck this. Damn, right. It's just a fucking hassle, isn't that? Yeah. I remember there was one where it's like,

if you fall. If you fall through ice, I was like, okay, what do we do? Like an ice lake? You're walking an ice leg, you fall in. What do you do? They're like, oh, grab your ice picks to pull yourself up.

I'm like, If I clearly don't have those in this scenario. Get your go-go fuck-out machine. Get the fuck out of the. I think you just would grab both sides if you can, hopefully. Well, you've slayed out. Yeah, get a leg in, I don't know.

What do you do? Just cry. I think he just fucked at that point. It's like, have you seen that video of the guy who's trying to swim under the ice to the other side? Because they put some... Oh, the guy can't find it.

And his friends are like slamming the top. Like, here you fucking... Yeah. That is anxiety. I feel like there are some life or death situations that, you know, I feel like I could survive. Where do you draw the line then? Where do you fire?

Name a life or death situation, you survive. 10, not 10 times. Even though it said, like, science says I won't. I feel like I could just survive by just the ego of my own way of thinking. Like, like what, give me a scenario. Jumping off a bridge, right? Yeah.

Like what bridge? Like Golden Gate Bridge? No, you don't survive. I feel, okay, I feel like, you know what? Everyone tells me surface tension is a thing, but I feel like, okay, just wiggle your legs right before it. Just like if I have, you know,

just like make yourself into like a fucking pencil or something, I feel like I get it. I get it. You would break your arms or legs at best. That's what science says. That's what science says. And who would you trust science? To me, water goes splash.

Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying, right? Some people believe in the, I think it's a myth, but they throw a, like a rock or something. To break the surface tension first. But I think it's a myth. I think that was proven in Mythbusters.

Right. It sounds like Mithbusters episode, yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's like, but I saw this guy who broke, recently broke the highest free fall into water record. Can you do you all this?

Easy deal. It's like type in world record, free fall into water. It should come up. Have you ever had this thought where if you were in like an elevator that dropped? If you just jump at the last moment. Yeah, obviously that's the only logical thing to do.

Yeah, right? You definitely survived that, right? No, you're supposed to lay down. That's what I learned. But that's not fun. I'd rather just try jumping. Jesus. If it's framed perfect, I think,

I think you can get away with it. It's skillish, really. Angle perfect. Has to be angle perfect and frame perfect. No one's just, achieved it yet. Oh yeah, four days ago. You have to pause buffer us for four.

You fall 150 miles per hour. We go over there, so you just gotta jump higher than that. Yeah, exactly. Stronger. Yeah. I put it in the group so you can show the guys. Is this your Googling corner? This is the guy, look at this, look at this free fall jump. Let's, I want to see gone. Do you reckon you survive this?

All right. I send it to it. All right. I was a Norwegian. Yeah, of course it's fucking Norway. Oh, of course. It's because they have nothing to do. What are the Swedes do?

What do they do? We play video games. Move to Japan. Play video games. Leave Sweden. That's why there's so much sweets online. There's nothing else to do, actually. That's true.

We had the same problem. Whenever I played Cod back in the day, there was always a Norwegian or Scandinavian person that was just so good at it, and you're like, fuck you. There's nothing else to do. I don't know how the fuck you got on that tangent. Basically, okay, gone, you're not fucking surviving. No, I know I'm not, but I feel like I could.

You feel like a kid. You know what? I think I could. What the fuck is this is a dumb idea spreading? Well, that's trash taste. Make sure your kid does not watch trash taste. Yeah, yeah. What are you surviving?

Kangaroo attack. Like what is something that's, what is the situation someone says is like dangerous, but you're like, nah, no, I think I could come out of this. A bear attack. A bear attack? I think if a bear's right in front of me, I think I get out of it.

I don't think I'd get out of it. I know you think that. I don't know if the bear thinks that. I think that. See, one thing I have to understand about Conner's that he's very, like, he has a lot of confidence in things. I've noticed that. I'm gonna scream at this motherfucking bear until he leaves me alone.

Conner's, you know, there's different types of bears? Bro, I scream at all them. Well, then you're dame. Yeah. I went. Conno, you. No, I win. Nah, no, no, I win.

Connor's the motherfucker in a zombie apocalypse who's like, I'll begin the army. Goes out and immediately dies. Guys, I got bit, isn't that? So I killed him be zombies though. My Katie's still good. Yeah, it's pretty sad, yeah. I'll be fine, now I'd win, I'd win.

I ran so you could all walk. Yeah, would you survive the zombie apocalypse? Survive the zombie apocalypse? We've discussed it so many times. Oh, really? Yeah. What position would you be in the zombie apocalypse? Like what would you do?

What would the stereotype? What stereotype would you fall under? I'll just be the one. Because if I learned anything from some of the movies or whatever, it's just like, oh, the real danger will see other people. And it's like, yeah, I'm just stay away from other people, then.

So you'd be like the long world. Yeah, I'll be alone. You wanna talk to people, you need to- No. Oh, yeah, you have to stick together, why? Because what if you- I have all the provisions. Okay, oh no, oh, yeah,

what is this is an OC where you have everything you ever need? My head happened on. Oh, no, no. When you play too much dead rising. Odds are you got some fucking poopy diapers and some cans of food and you got nothing. You're in Japan. We got no weapons.

We're done. I'll throw my shit at the zombies. That'll stop them. Oh, God. I'm an inconvenience to zombie. Oh, Jesus. I'll have the samurai swords. Slizing through.

Where are you getting that? Do you own a samurai suit? I will not disclose. He definitely do. Let's see what happens. He's already pre-. Don't test me. He's like,

Alright, shit. Would that be a weapon of choice, Samarise Sword? In Japan, yeah, that's the dream. He follows the code of Bushido. I'll kill the zombies. Finally. He just chops them, cleans the blood. It's like finally an excuse to pull this out.

I can live out my wee dream. You know that would happen like around here. around here. Oh yeah. If it breaks out in Japan, it'll be so sick. Yeah. It's being prime location. What do you mean prime looker? For what? Be like sacchar blossoms and oh my god. Zombies. Nothing beats, nothing beats killing zombies under the cherry blossoms. I'll tell you that fellas. Double points for the aesthetics. Oh my lord.

Everything is better in Japan. It's a zombie apocalypse. Zombie apocalypse in Japan. There's gotta be, okay, okay. They always do it in games, come on. You know what I mean. Okay, there's gotta be something that's worse in Japan. Feel like the time a guy to like chop down a zombie and they do the, yeah.

What are you saying, sir? There's gotta be saying that is not better in Japan, or is that? Banks. Yeah, banks. Objectively. I guess zombie pop-upocalypse fixes all the bad things about Japan. Work life bounds, gone. Town Hall, banks, gone.

All bad things. So I guess maybe a zombie apocalypse is what we need. Then we know for real. Then we'll really know. It's truly the best. That's sure, that's true. I'm trying to think, is there, is there any other like famous apocalypse types out there?

Or is it only just like zombie apocalypse? I guess like nuclear, maybe. Or meteor? Media we're done. None of them are, like, fun to survive, you know? There's no chance in those. Yeah, there's no chance. What about like a long winter,

like a winter that never ends. Ooh. That'd be fun. That's not fun. I feel like even just COVID was bad enough. I'm like, fuck, there's out of, no toilet. I think winter, if everywhere was like blizzarding, we'd be done.

Everyone would die very quickly. You think so in Japan? Yeah, because like, I don't think you, if it was constantly blizzarding, I don't think you'd be able to keep the roads clean. Yeah, but I feel like Japan. That's the big issue. Yeah, because how can you transport food?

How can you grow food? Well, that's, that's, but we have a lot of canned food at a last while. All right, we gotta, you know. Japan would figure it out. Yeah, Japan's like, all right guys, everyone has to take turns sacrificing their body for cattleism, so.

You can buy his bag of rice for two cup romans. Like that'll be the new, that'll be the new currency. That's prison. You know prison, cup ramen is currency in prisons, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess Japan will become person. It will be rich. Yeah. Yes.

We'll finally be the wall now. Another better thing. Oh my Lord. If the meteor hits strikes, would we all die? Yeah. But surely some people live. Well, depends on the size of the media. People have bunkers and shit, right?

Yeah, people in bunkers would live. So they, okay. Yeah, but like, no, but the media- Depends where it hit. Like if the, if a direct hit you- No, I get that, but I just mean like. Okay, let's say where- It's all humanity gone?

No, no, no. I think it's really hard to get rid of all of humanity. That's what I mean. To wipe out most of humanity is technically like easy, but to wipe out all of humanity will take a lot of effort, because some way, somehow, some people can. We all like cockroaches.

Yeah. Well, I'm not gonna die. What makes to say that? Well, it seems like you guys are giving up, so I'll take the opportunity to not die. Yeah, what are you? What are you living? Our life force doesn't go into you, Felix.

That's not how it works. I don't know, maybe he does. You said some people will live and you all gave up, so I'll give up. I didn't give up. I said we died because of fucking media here. Oh, no, I was like giving up to you. I'm dead because a giant space will fuck me.

I'll be digging a hole in the ground. I'll be prepared. Okay, yeah, that's a question. Would you try and survive like during that kind of a long-lil- Yeah, it'd be fun. I would, yeah, it'd be kind of cool. I would describe it as fun. Okay, I would honestly relish at the chance

that my only fucking thing I have to worry about is you're getting food and water. It's kind of nice. Yeah, but- That's all I gotta do. I don't gotta do taxes. I don't gotta, I don't gotta worry about, like, am I late for a meeting? Like, I just, all I just,

I have to do is just be like, get food, get water, good. I actually thought about that for a while. Because you ever had those weeks where it's like too much paperwork? Yeah, yeah, you're like, too much taxes, too much bullshit. Like, let's just go to the woods. Can I just like go to prison so I'm free from all this? That's because you're Swedish. That's not bad.

Swedish prisons are just different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the Swedish prison outlook. That's not fair. I'm just steal this brain real quick to get a vacation. Yeah, Japanese person that make you water. like eight hours a day. Yeah.

The man Leahs should drop everything you're doing and just build a cabin in the woods. That would be high. That would be hard. That would be sick. Yeah. I would love that. I don't know, I feel like it depends on how bad

the apocalypse is. If it's not fun, then I'm like, why, what's the point of survival? You can check the vibe first. Huh? You're checking the vibe first. Yeah, checking the vibe first. Yeah. If I'm like in a zombie apocalypse

and I'm like, oh, I'm fucking kidding my zombie parents or zombie friends, I'm like, no. You're gonna there's like a convention for bunkers? In a bunker? That definitely is. And then there's just a bunch of like bunker people who survive and they're like, yeah, it's just a... Apocalypse con?

You're right, they're in a bunker. Yeah, it might be. They're probably in the water there. That'd be lame, I wouldn't wanna be a bunker boy. I, well, where would you be in top of a tree or something? Yeah. Top of a tree? He said the tree, I just said yes.

He didn't have to. This is why you won't survive. You're listening, you're like a sheep. You're not thinking for yourself. What would be the prime location? Australia. No, for a zombie, we established this. Come on, the cherry blossom and the samurai so.

I would sit patiently. What does the cherry blossom add to your survival? It's static. It just makes you feel it. I would sit patiently at the bottom of a soccer tree. My catana in my hands, wait for my next victim. An enemy comes up behind you. Oh, I see.

I'm already dead before I draw my sword. I feel like life would be greatly improved if we did have that aura bullshit. They have an anime, they're like, ah, I sensed your aura. What? You know an anime when they're like, I can- Oh, yes, yeah, yeah. I feel like life would you be so much cooler

if we all had aura. Like, I feel like we do have a-a-dora though. We don't fucking have aura, can't. People have aura. We have vibes. Like, or like, you walk in a building. What's the difference? Like, I can tell your strength level.

When you walk into a building, I'm like, ah, a worthy opponent has stepped into this building. Bro, I sat next to lady beard for two hours. People definitely have fucking-in-a-a-lora. That's volume. That was loud. It's an auditory aura. Like a tangible aura that we can feel and look at and measure.

This is what you want out of all things? Well, have you ever felt that when, like, say like someone who's, like, really, really famous is in the same room as you? No, it's because they're always weak than mine. So you do believe in the aura. No, but if I did know, it's not. But if I did know, it might be bigger. Or if someone like you really respect

or like really, really like, for instance, is like in the heart. That's your brain doing fine little tricks on yourself. Is that not what the fucking always? No, all right. I'm talking about a tangible real thing. Oh, like something you can see? No, no, I guess maybe we could see it.

I don't know, but like, you can like actually like, someone walks behind you, like anime, you're like, ah, yeah, I sense him. His power has become my vicinity. Just be high. You just want anime to be real. Yeah, I guess what I'm asking. Is it too hard to ask?

Like, I just want Nen. I feel like other people already in my space too much, all right? I don't want to or I. You guys been footsie in the whole fucking episode. What are you talking about? Well, that's love. That's a different time of war.

Oh, gosh. I heard you've been watching the Squid Game, the new Squid Game that's come out as well. Will that be relevant? Will that be relevant by the time the episode comes out? I don't think it's relevant. It's not even relevant now. Everyone wrote it off

because it was like the first. ever so shit and wish it was once it was really bad yeah well i think it's just because the conversation has changed you know back back i saw a good opinion on it it was like you know back in the day game shows used to be about like i'll take my family on vacation i'll buy them the car they want now it's like i'm in like 50,000 dollars in debt and i just want to pay rent and so it's kind of like the dynamic of game shows have shifted from being like an extra amount of money of people to spend what game shows with the car and what you know like back in the when you're a kid right you've watched a game show and they'd be like what are you going to

spend the money on it's like we're all going to go on vacation you're like We'll feel a fortune or like Jeopardy. Oh, I'm gonna get a new car, the new, you know, and now it's kind of shifted from. I have $50,000 in local debt. Really? Yeah. You think the price is all shit too? Like, no, there should be some pretty fucking good prizes

back in there. I feel like I've seen compilations of people winning shit and they're just like, wow, thank you. Well, some game shows, but there's always like who wants to be a mill. You know, like who wants to be a millionaire? That's been going on for decades. I mean, I feel like it's not that black and white.

I feel like it's gotten worse, but I mean, back in the day, I remember most of the time, and people just wanna pay off their mortgage whenever they'd win game shows. Maybe this is just my biased, like, memory, but that's what I remember. Yeah. But I guess the people don't even, a lot of people can't even afford to have mortgages now.

Yeah, that's, you know, like, it's just chain. I think, I think it, it's not all of it. Yeah. But it's definitely some of it. And then on top of that, it's like, hey, it's the opposite of what the message of Squid Game was. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. It's complete opposite.

But is it fun? Yeah, I like that, yeah. Fair enough, I should watch it. I was meaning to watch it so I could form an accurate opinion on it. But if you like trash TV, yeah, I guess. I fucking love trash TV. Yeah, you are a trash TV corner store.

Like Survivor? I love Survivor, even though it's like a terrible show. It's just fun. Well, what's yours and Marcy's favorite trash TV show again? No, no, we're not talking about that. I'm gonna tell him. They like watching selling some sets. That's such a shit show.

The thing is like, when you're a parent, you have no brain capacity after 9, 8, p.m. Like, I just need to watch a darn this shit on Netflix. It's like, I don't care. I get it. Well, the UK has like 15 of those shows, all with like different... Yeah, UK's really good at making those shows.

They love them. One of the most popular shows was on all the fucking time was that. It was like, home or away. And it's basically like, someone would be like, I want to live in Australia, but I don't know if it's right for me.

And then they would show them two houses. They're like, look at this fucking amazing house in Australia for this much money. Oh, yes, I've seen this. He was in Spain too. Yeah. In Spain, they had a series for Australia. They did a series for like Spain.

And they had the whole thing and it was always like better abroad. They're like, No. Yeah, I remember. They never picked. A lot of the time they didn't pick Australia, because it was just daunting, I imagine.

Yeah, probably. It's like 40 hours away. Yeah. And it's like, there's nothing there. Just, especially for a British person. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, I have no threats whatsoever when it comes

like animals or like natural disasters or anything like that. And then I'm going into hardcore Minecraft, essentially, you know. True. What was the show? Uh, in UK, you have the one where they show a body part. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this blows Americans' minds

when you show it to me. It still blows my mind as well, because when I was last in the UK, I just forgot that it existed, and I turned on Channel 4, and it was just odd. Good old UK with us. It's almost, yeah. I think it's actually, it's such an amazing idea

because it like almost de-sexualized the human body in a way. Yeah, totally. But whilst still definitely using sexualizing the body to their advantage, because everyone is so normal and not presented in the way that is sexy, that it's like, I don't find any of this attractive.

It's like an initial hook of like, oh, you get to see a bunch of naked people on TV and you're like, oh, that's clearly just trying to use sex to sell. And then when you start watching you, you're just like, yes, you know, that critique on her, that woman's ass is pretty valid. His left is a little bigger.

It's really bizarre because you go from watching, like, if you ever want, like, you know, you see porn and then you watch this, you're like, it's, they're showing the same bodies, but it's entirely, entirely different. And you walk away feeling very different things from each one. But that's how they get past the show

of showing naked people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's educational, yeah. But I think it just stopped airing. It just got canceled, yeah. Rest in peace. I didn't even like the show, I just think it's hilarious.

I mean, it was certainly amazing to show American people and they were like, what the fuck? This is on TV. It was awesome. Yeah, you can't have the best trash. I'm trying to think about it was there. There's some really good trashy TV shows. I mean, come down with me is also a classic from-

That's not trash TV, that's just, that's crushed, that's golden standard. That's gold standard. I think it's boring? No, you're wrong. So we go Greg, so now you don't like come down with me? You didn't fucking live in the UK. I feel like people like to watch it

because they think like, oh, I would make it so well. You like watching it because you like seeing people care so much about something so dumb. Oh, really? Yeah, I think like you watch people who like, they get really into it and they're like, I'm gonna fucking boat Sarah down two points. Oh, we did actually get into it now, I remember.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, it is actually pretty good. Yeah, we did watch one season. Okay, UK citizenship, given Oh, which is the one where they have to get married, too. Oh, I remember. Don't tell the bride. Don't tell the bride.

No, no, no. Is it that one? It's the one where, oh, the guy plans their wedding. Yeah, don't tell the bride. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is clearly so fake, but it's so hilarious. He'd be like, I think, um, my wedding should be a fucking EWalk theme. So I've spent, I've spent, I've spent, I've spent, basically they would have to spend

10, on a wedding without the bride knowing anything. My favorite episode of that was like, the dude, it was like, I have a brilliant idea, I'm gonna do it on a pig farm. Oh, yes. I remember this. And the girl was just mortified. She was like, I'm- What do you expect? And the dude's standing there like,

I thought it was a good idea. It was like, you fucking idiot. I saw one where a dude decided to, like, definitely fake. Oh yeah, yeah, a dude decided to put his wedding in a cave. Hell, yeah, that's fucking sick. He didn't know that the mother of the bride

had a fear of caves. So she could have to, so the mother of the bride can attend their daughters waiting outside the cave. The producers were fucking riding heat with that one. They knew what they were doing. What was the shittiest wedding, bleen?

I don't know, I mean, pick one, it's pretty shit. There's also a few that just like were disasters, like nothing went right. Yeah. I mean, fucking Primark buying the groomsman suits. Is there any, was there any wedding in that show where it went right? Yeah, that's a few.

Yeah, there's quite a few wears. Yeah, they, I mean, you know, some of them, it turned out, they really loved each other and even though a lot of things went wrong on the day, just like everything just, that was always the message of the show. It's like, feel good.

It's still feel good. I wonder if some of them got like actual marriages afterwards or if that was their real marriage. I wonder. Yeah, I don't know. You get a free wedding. Yeah, you do get a free wedding. Yeah.

Yeah, free. It's right? Oh, you put it like that. Yeah, yeah. I'll play your wedding. Okay. This wedding is sponsored by. Oh my Lord.

Oh, my Lord. Or it's had just been a huge uptake of just reality cooking shows as well. Because every time on my Netflix, They're so bad, yeah. It's so easy to film and produce a cooking show. It's not, you don't have to get anything crazy. You just get a bunch of chefs and get a bunch of kitchens. You're done.

I'm just like kitchen nightmare, like it peaked with kitchen nightmares and nothing has even come close to touching. Just that has come close to touching that. Iron chef. Iron chef is go-washed few episodes recently. Oh yeah. It's just great show, what a great show. I haven't seen it, what is it?

It's the old Japanese kind of, you know, I think, cooking battle royale. They would have two teams battle each other with it like, and there would be an ingredient of the day. And it would usually be like, the challenger chef would like step in and then I and chef would have like, there'd be like three different chefs

for three different cuisines and the challenger chef would have to go up against a professional check one. Oh, they'd give them one. It doesn't sound good at all. No, no, but then, but then, imagine it's all in Japanese, right? So then they're dubbing over the Japanese,

the dub's pretty good. The dobs is the best. They mimic all of the Japanese, like, mannerisms in the dub. It's so good. He'd be like, Hashibosan, what does this mean? He's like, well, actually, I'm glad you asked Kirimoto-San. This is how we do that.

And then, like, there's, there's like, they build storylines. Yeah. So there was like this one, I watched one recently. There's a storyline where he beat the apprentice. And then the whole squad came, like 50 of this like, like, like clan from this family. He was like, no, this won't do. Beat my better apprentice. Beats the better apprentice.

Like, no, no, no. Beat the vice president of the clan. Beats him. He's like, all right. well, I'll do it. Next episode, you'll face the boss. And it's just like, what is this Pokemon ass writing? But it's so fun, it's so goofy.

Check it out. That's literally Shokukeeke. Yeah. It's literally Shokukeeke. Yeah, it's literally Shokkeke. Yeah. It's really good. What are some good in Japanese reality TV?

Oh, well, there's a fair few that are pretty good. There's one at New Year's that I recommend watching. Oh, they can't laugh one? They can't laugh one and also they do this. I think they were the first to do it. They're like literally, they get like a bunch of panels and I guess gag is always on it.

Yeah. Oh, Kakusuke. Yeah, where they do this thing where every year they'll get them like two things or three things and they'll be like which one is the expensive and cheap one. Okay, that's good.

So they'll give you two wines, you taste them and everyone has to pick and then of course Gackt, I think it's rigged a little bit. It might be a little bit of rigged. Yeah, really? Yeah. Because he's gacked, he's broken.

All right, well, that is rigged. And it's to say like, you're like the immaculate taste of a human being. Yeah. The perfect most refined taste. Yeah. They'll do a bit where they'll be like, They'll play the same piece on like a $10,000 violin

and a $10 violin. They'll be like, which one's the expensive one? Yeah. How would you, okay. Yeah, would you have. But what's really funny is that like, at the start of the show, everyone starts off as like, they have this like subtitle which is like,

you're an A grade celebrity. Yeah. Because you're just like so refined. And every time you get a question wrong, you get downgraded and the way they treat them on the show just gets downgraded. That's fucking funny. So it starts off like everyone's like,

has like, you know, really nice like chairs to sit on. and like really nice food. And the more you get wrong, they're just like, at the end of it, you just disappear from the frame. It's really, really, it's only on New Year's. It's only on New Year's. It's really good.

It's really good. Even if you don't understand anything, it's so visual as well that it's really fun. It's definitely what I recommend. And there's also, the one that I kind of like and I wish that other countries did this was the Yua Nanyo Shimazka. What is it?

Are you, you, a Nanyi Shihu. Yeah, yeah. Why did you, yeah, it's basically the show where the, you know, The whole idea of the show is they wait at like major airports like Hanado Narita and then they go up to foreigners coming to Japan and they go, oh, why are you in Japan? Okay.

And then they go, oh, I'm doing blah, blah, blah. And they're like, oh, can we come with you? And they basically tag along with the foreigner to do whatever. And it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not set up at all. It's literally just like, where do you want us to meet you? What are you doing? I know because I've been stopped twice for it. I stopped people filming right where people went out.

So I was like, yeah, that's probably that's what it is. Yeah. Oh, wow. And so they'll just follow a random foreign person. And some, some of them going to their hotel? Well, no, no, they'll be like, what are you coming to these trips? So he's like, I'm gonna go fishing on a boat

in the middle of the ocean. They're like, okay, tell us when we'll meet you there and they filmed that. So they filmed foreigners that come to Japan. Only foreigners. But I feel like, don't they just, well, I'm gonna go to Chibuay Square. Well, they don't, they don't.

They don't take people. They'll be asking if someone's like, if someone's like, I'm gonna, I'm coming here to compete in the baseball championship. Like, oh, can we follow you? Yeah, wow. I guess because it's so, this is the, like Japan doesn't like people filming, right?

But if you have massive clout with TV shows, I swear you get let into everywhere. So I swear, they just walk into everywhere with this camera crew. Yeah, right. Dude, the moment you say like, oh, we're with NHK, TBS, any of those like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just,

more questions, they're like, all of a sudden and all this. Yeah, yeah, they're just following them. There's some really cool stuff to get up to. I'll take that out, that sounds good. Yeah, there's really interesting. My favorite one of those was like, the guy who had

never tried surfing before, came to Japan to go surfing in Okinawa. Oh wow. And it's just like, you followed this dude, and he just goes all the way to Okinaw and he's like, yeah, I've never surfed before, but I'm gonna try it here. And the entire time is just watching this guy struggling.

Yeah, that sounds bad. I hear it's not that good in Okinawa. But it's really like, it's really like endearing to watch. I saw one where it was like, this guy wanted to learn, he'd plan to learn to make tatami with like a tatami making like a tatami. Why would you want to do that? I guess because, I thought it's kind of neat

that there was a guy and it was literally like a 90 year old guy, he's like, fucking fine, I'll, I'll help you, dude. He's like, all right. Where, how would you learn that? I didn't know, but he was with, he was like in this guy's house for like three months,

just learning to make tatami mats. That's a real, you found the one wee, like, just going 10 levels deep into Japanese. Yeah, I don't know how they find these two. I guess they literally just harass everyone. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, what do you do?

Yeah, literally just go up to everyone who looks foreign and they just ask. Okay, yeah. It's always very, it's a really fun show. Japan has a lot of shows that, kind of pat Japan on the back. They're like, they have a lot of food shows. They like everything, a lot of the TV shows

they put on television Japan are like about how good Japan is and all the cool things in Japan. Yeah, we do not have anything like this in the UK. It just does not exist. No, I think you do. We have some that are like, yeah, like historical things. Literally just referenced it earlier

with the show moving to Australia again. Like no, I'll live in the youth. No, no, that does not make the UK look good at all. It's like, you could have such a good life in Australia. Like how much more she gets paid. She's like, I decided not to move from Scunthorpe, I like it's just so quaint and lovely here. No, the only, anything that I think makes the UK look kind of good,

that like, I don't know, they just show off some nice home sometimes, or the antique roads show? Is it nice homes? Like, Noel. Oh, I remember my mom used to watch Antigrotechow. Antig Roadshow is a classic. Antigrots show is my comfort show.

Wait, did they have an Australian version, or is it the British one? It's, we had both. I don't know. Originally they, so antiques are they're in Australia. That's a great question. The oldest it gets is 250 years. They just bring in something like,

I think it's pretty nice. Like this is a 5,000 year old relic from King Edward the 4th. How did you find this in your basement? Meanwhile, the Australian one is like, oh, that looks pretty nice. It's like, yeah, my dad made it last week. I saw an article in the UK recently

on BBC news, they were like, oh yeah, family finds that a garden ornament was indeed World War I shell. What? It was an active bombshell. And then a story was some guy's dad found it on the beach, thought it looked nice, painted it red, and just stuck it in the garden.

And then, this is my favorite bit, they're like, hey, I don't know how someone found this out. They're like, we found a bomb in your back garden. We need to remove, we need to evacuate the neighborhood. They're like, no. He's like, he's like, I've been there forever. He's like, I'd rather, I'd rather die than you get rid of this bomb. And so then eventually they convince them where they're like,

okay, we think it's okay to take it out. and blow it up somewhere else. Jesus Christ. Or garden. Yeah, garden or in UK. UK. Explosions. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look this. This is what they were willing to get. This little red thing, I saw the picture of it, and I was like, this is shit. This is not worth fighting. It doesn't even look good. This was a, and how the fuck did they have the most bomb-ass looking thing?

That looks like a bomb, straight out. It's totally. If I found out, just lying on the street, Apparently when they had like something dirty or something, they would whack it to get like the dirt out. And I was like, this is the most UK thing ever. Oh, it looks really nice. Oh, just casually have a fucking.

But that's never blow. You never hear about like, you always hear people finding that. You never get blown up. If it hasn't blown up in like 100 years, it's not gonna blow. Well, both odds are it's not gonna blow. I'd win.

That is kind of crazy. I'd win. Well, I wouldn't die, but I don't know. Oh, I wouldn't die. Someone else might. Never doesn't have an enemy. He didn't have the ego to survive. Why is it sweet when I drink from this?

I don't get it. You call everything sweet, Felix. It's water. I feel like you had something else in this and it was just normal water. You just got fucked up taste pods. All right, is it? Okay, sure.

I ran. We could just gas at you. like you. Yeah. That's been the whole episode. So is there. Is there a certain age you're looking forward to? For the, for the child?

Yeah, sorry. For me. Yeah. Why not both? Yeah, for both. No, it's all downhill for me from here. Oh, you are? You have Swedish genes.

I don't need to fucking Sweden, bro. Everyone who was like 60, looked like 40, and they looked amazing. Oh yeah, you guys went to Sweden. Yeah, we did. Yeah. Sweden review. Let's hear.

I saw that Norway food wasn't as good. I said Norway food wasn't as good. We and both, we can't both. Just say yes, it wasn't as good. It wasn't as good. Okay. What else was good about Sweden? That was so much green. Yeah.

Yes, we don't have any, this is trees. The air is like, more than normal. I never, I've never breathed an air that felt that clean before. Really? Yeah, yeah, it was just, going to Stockholm, I was like, I took a breath. Sokling isn't even that clean. That's exactly what every Sweden I talk to.

It's clearly than the rest of the world. What the fuck? It only goes up from there. They're on the stank side of Sweden. Stang side. Well, I asked you, I was like, you know, why should I go eat? Because funny enough, you just texted me

as I was flying into Sweden. Okay. And I was like, what do I do? Yeah. And you were like, eat this pastry. Pastry? You recommended this. Oh, Kenil Boulin.

Yeah, and I tried it. You have the Kniel Boulogne? I didn't have it. What the fuck, dude, I told you? I told you as well. Did you? Yes, I had said, Can you bullet and meeple?

I was going right. I fucked up because I saw it in the airport and I thought, I don't wanna get an airport one. So I feel like I didn't wanna get it and not like it. Yeah, and then instead, what ended up happening is we had lunch and we had to be eating it,

but we did go to that restaurant you recommend it. And they were. That restaurant was godlike. I'm gonna remember those meatballs for the rest of my life. I am genuinely, I am genuinely, I am genuinely willing to go back

to Stockholm. just for that meal. It was that good. Yeah, I remember I told you about the place. I was like, I don't know, because my sister recommended it for me. First, she sent a bunch of, like, cool hipster place.

I'm like, I think they just want, like, good food. And she's like, okay, this one, but there's only old people that go there. That's how you know it's good. That's how you know it's good. So I was like, okay. Yeah, I told people online. I was like, yeah, man, I went to this restaurant

and they were like, what is it? I don't know if I was saying, because I don't know if it's like a personal thing. Someone in the comments figured out what it was based off a very vague description. I was no idea. I guess it's not, if Stockholm is not that big. Yeah, I figured it out.

Now's like, okay, well, I mean, fair enough. Everyone should get to enjoy it. It was expensive, but it was really, really good. Right. Those fucking Swedish meatballs. I mean, I can never recreate them. No, no, neither should you. That was impressive.

That's too much power. I guess it's like you go anywhere where you get the local dish, it's gonna be better when... Not always. Not always. Not in Norway. No, no. No, I realized it's like, you probably

only had IKEA meatballs. Yes. So obviously, like actual meatballs. Everything's going to be gold like. But I've always thought of meatballs as like kind of a whatever dish. Yeah, it's just meatballs, right? How much can you make it good?

The IKEA ones are not actually good. We just play along because it's actually. It's actually, well, the last, that's like our church, we can't say anything bad about it. We got to get it down what we can. Yeah, the last time I went to IKEA, I was like, this tastes like ass. They're like rubbery.

They're so rubbery. Boys, why does everyone gas this up? I thought this was there. No, no, we just have to go along. It's part of there. You gotta take the doubles when you get them. There's no way, just getting all of them. All right, what else was good about Sweden?

Well, we were there for like a day. Well, I wanted in here. So we didn't. Air was good. That was good. The vibe of like the vibe. The vibe of Salkheim was like, fucking hate Salka Mime.

Really? Yeah, they're so rude. Dude, I remember when going back in some fucking, In Sweden we call him Steak, like a rich person asshole. We're not like, they weren't the friendliest in so. No, they can fucking, they have the scooters everywhere. Oh, we scooters. No!

No! Oh my God. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Fucking chill out for our God damn. Oh, it's just the same. It's a scooter! It ain't that deep!

I'll fix it! He reacted like we just like, they got the scooters in Japan now. Have you seen them? Holy shit, it's, it's, this is come full circle. Yeah, I heard someone died from the scooter. They got hit by a boss. I mean, it's not very safe.

We'll fix this later. Okay, we'll fix it. I think you were the one that fixed it originally last time he came on the set. Yeah, he posed it. Yeah, he was gonna have to repose it again. Oh, God damn. Oh, poor gong.

He's a rat, oh, figure. Oh, do you, do you, do you hate, he, do you, do you, do you hate, do you I mean, okay, listen, I hate them, but I do admit, I kinda like doing it sometimes. But I think they shouldn't be in the city. Wait, let's not change topic, I wanna hear about Sweden. Okay, good, alright, right, right. I like the vibe of Stockholm because it's like,

it has like a quaint feel to it. Okay, so I'm going. Yeah, so I liked it. Again, it's hard to discern. Listen, I didn't spend enough time there. Yeah, but I'm going back for the meatballs. Okay, yeah, yeah. Norway was, I like less if it makes you feel like that.

Good, good, good, good. That's all they want to hear. I still thought Norway was good. Let's hear it, come on. Food we had was okay. It was okay. Did you only eat food and breathe air? What else did you do?

Yeah, it was all we had time. You just described living. Although the coffee shop was way better in Norway than it wasn't. They had like beats. It was pretty good though, actually. I like the beats the most. Well, next time we go to Sweden,

what do you recommend is, what are we got to do? You got to go into summer, beautiful summer. We have this, there's this, propaganda, slander movie called Mid-Summer. Oh, yeah, it's a horror film.

I showed it to you. Why is it propaganda and slander? Well, opposite, I didn't know the word, sorry, I mean, slanderous, thank you. Yeah, we have this beautiful tradition of midsummer, and they turn it into a horror movie.

Oh, really? Wait, what is the normal festival? Just fun. What do you normally do? You just get shit-faced and go out in the fields with your friends. Ex, the fields? Well, that's what mid-summer.

Wait, what do you, what do you just get shit faced? You just get shit faced, yeah. Oh, okay. This beautiful tradition, what have they done to it? We danced around the fertility pole and sing Do you actually? Little Fronks. Yeah, wow.

I want to experience that. Yeah, that's really cool. Wait, do you actually dance around a pole? Yeah, it's, yeah. Fertility pole. Yeah, it's, it's, uh... How accurate is the movie then about us? Nothing.

Because I do remember the fertility pole things. It's a place in Sweden, and I watch it, I'm like, those are not Swedish bushes. Wow. Where was it? Is stony or some shit. What are you, rainbolt? Yeah, he was, that's like, you know.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah, that sounds fine. I wanna do that. No, wait, but hold on, in midsummer, don't you eat the fucking seresthrming? Yeah, people usually do. Do people actually like seren?

Yeah, people are, and in the movie? In the movie, in the movie, in the movie. In the movie, in the movie, not real life. Not real life. Is it the one with the period blood? Soström. So strum, in the movie, they had, like, they opened the can and-

I don't eat our period blood. Yeah. This is what I'm saying. Well, hold on, hold. People believe it. Oh, hungry. Oh, hungry. In Japan, they give you the,

when you have your first period, people will give- Oh, Sekhi-Hung, yeah. Yeah, it's kind of red rice. Yeah, weird. Did that? Yeah, I give red rice, yeah. Yeah. What? When in Japan, there is a tradition

where when girls come of age and they have their first period. No, say no more, I don't want to know. I don't want to know. The family gives them- I said, say, Bread rice. Can I come?

How do I leave the podcast? I can't skip forward. Yeah, so. Okay, so do you like it? I never actually eat it. It looks vile. It smells like you will want to mom it, but. I just want to try just to say.

Yeah, I'm sure it's good. But I've heard from like, I'm sure. I've heard from every like person who was eating it on the internet who is Swedish because I watched the, I think it was like, some fucking BuzzFeed video where they get a bunch Swedish people to eat Sirstraming

and they're all just like, yeah, this doesn't taste the same when you're not shit-faced. Oh, really? Yeah, you need to be shit-faced. Okay, so I go to Sweden, right? What do I get? What's the food? What's the meal? What do I got to get?

Other than the obvious ones. Over than, no, no, other than just meatballs. Is there anything else? Oh yeah, there's nothing. There's nothing. Tacos? What? That's Norway.

That's Norway. Or Taco Friday. Yeah, Taco Friday. What the fuck? yeah, why do they have that in Norway? Well, Tucker Friday. Those of Taco Fridays. Yeah.

What's up with that? I think it was a marketing. Yeah, it was a marketing thing, I think. At least talking about when I... There was this thing that they were really proud about in Sweden during our show. It was where you have like a coffee break or a break during the day.

Oh, Fika. Yeah, Fika. They were really proud about this. It doesn't make sense because it's like, they start screaming. You just take a break and have a coffee. Yeah, Sweden's. No, but we hear it's Fika, yeah.

We asked the craft. And they went, yeah, Fika. And then they went, yeah, Fika mentioned. That was what they voted as like that. Can you have Boulin some saft? That was what they voted as that number one thing that they do better than anyone else. Oh yeah, taking a break.

Is it that good? Is it chill? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hype. Do you still Fika now? No. Okay. And I don't get it, to be honest. Wait, really? What's a coffee break, like, yeah.

I fuck with it. Yeah, no. I love coffee, I love breaks. Do coffee breaks, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Feking.

Yeah, I might Fika. That one has a really word for it. Yeah. Is it cool? No guys, I'm not, I'm not a, I'm not getting a coffee break. I'm doing a Fika. I'm Fika right now, fuck up. So, I'm Fika with the bros.

Finnafika. Yeah, also there was a, we noticed the big rivalry. It seemed like Sweden was just, had a rivalry with everyone and everyone had a rivalry made in Sweden. That's historically accurate. But it's especially Sweden and Denmark. Denmark, yeah.

Yeah, there's a lot of, really? The Danish ate the Swedes. Yeah, that I know. Yes. There's a lot to hate about the streets, you know. I get it. I get it actually.

And the Swedes are just like firing in all directions. They're like putting out every fire. But I mean it was a lot of fun. It was definitely... I definitely want to go back like to properly experience it. Because again, we... I'm just going back, I'm going to that restaurant every day. I realize maybe there's not that much to do it.

Why did you move out? Because that wasn't that much to do. I said it was for everyone else. It's for everyone else to enjoy Sweden. I removed myself. So what a matter. I actually start saying that about Wales. What do I leave?

To really just allow it to breathe. Just give us some space. I had to leave some fun for the rest of everyone. Yeah, because I was wondering about that. This seems like a pretty nice place. Why would you want to you? I was actually thinking like, because I just met Marzian and took off.

Oh, literally. And I was like, Biar, you better not do this shit to me. I was like 22. I'm out. I was like, damn, you moved to the UK over this? I was like, oh. That's a crazy, no, I agree. Like Japan makes sense, but then I was like,

yeah, UK off to Sweden, I was like, oh, that's an interesting choice. I mean, I guess it just made you like Japan even more when you go to the UK and you're like, wow, nothing works. For sure. The food's not good and then like, to Japan and everything works

and the food's great. Yeah, but the winter's stuck in Sweden. Like, it's so dark. Oh, you go to school. It's so north, yeah. I remember going to school and like you're at the bus station, and you can't even see your

friends because it's so dark. And like, what the fuck you're here? There's, it's just so pitch black. And then you come home and it's a pitch black and it's like, oh, cool. Skiy's fun? Yes, we have a lot of skings. You sound like you don't like it that much.

We don't really have mountains. That's not gonna go to Norway. Yeah. We have Salon. It's like a hill. We get it. It's like a small mountain. Yeah, Norway really did get everything.

They got the oil. No! They got the mountains. They got, They got the beautiful, the Sweden at least have the Aurora Borealis kind of stuff or is that all Norway too, they got that too. We get it up north.

Where no one is. Same in Norway there, isn't it? On the border of Norway. Damn, Norway really got it all, huh? Yeah. Now I can see what Norway was not really beefing with anyone. No. They just, yeah, because whenever you see anything

on all the things are like, oh yeah, yeah, it's Norway number one. Sweden number two, yeah, yeah. always like, I have no enemies. Well, yeah, I'd have no enemies if I had all the fucking money. What the fuck? Why don't, they have all the money.

It's so unfair. I got all the money. My granddad said this on his death bend. He was like, he was just talking shit. Really? Yeah, yeah. And he was like, Felix, they have no defenses. Strike them now.

Take them. Take the land. It's time to claim. I'm on a mission. is really why I started YouTube. The your granddad didn't really go, Felix. They have no defenses. Come closer.

They have three point. That's so fucking funny. They have nothing. We have all the weapons. They're not expecting it. What do they get it down? I'm just saying, you probably shouldn't joke about that,

but yeah, also, yeah. That's the kind of shit I want to say on my death bed. Just this shit post. Yeah, just not. I'm talking shit about everyone. Just say the most unhinged, like, not politically correct shit.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. You still think Sweden, Swedish winters are worse than British winters? Because I fucking despise British winters. No, I hate it. Yeah. Now it's so bad.

Wait, British winters are so good. No, because British winters are the worst. What? But you're saying this, okay, you're all in the fucking south. You're saying this without having noticed, you're saying this without having experienced a Swedish winter. I have also, also, gone,

you lived in the southernmost point of the UK. You did not live in the UK. You lived in the UK. You lived in basically, I want to hear it. You didn't live, I live right in the fucking middle. No, no. Yes, yes.

You also lived in the South. You don't know shit. I know how shit it was. Yeah, that's, because you were in the South. In the North, we got snow. It was fucking nice. We just got wet. It wasn't even, it wasn't just cold, it was wet.

Yeah, because you were too down South to get the fucking snow. It snows once every three years for five minutes. Exactly. Exactly. In the North, it was great. It was cozy. We had snow.

It was fun. It was fucking nice, all right? Fuck you. Fuck you too. Go back to Sweden. That's the tax that we pay for living in the better country. Sorry,

a better part of the country, sorry. Listen, listen, we like being poor in the north. We love it. It's a choice. We actually don't want money in the world. I've been into Wales and all they had was sheep and hills. What do you mean you said Wells was nice?

Why are you turning on me now? Why are you turning on me now? Because you said, fuck you. Okay, yes. Listen, Sweden's cool. Sweden's cool, all right? You went to like the weird, yeah, you mentioned this to me,

you went to like the weird Italian town? That looks like, Portuguese, oh yeah, it's weird. Yeah, that was cool. Portmaison. That was a really cool place. I like Wales. But I do remember, I don't remember if I said,

I feel like I said this last time, but people were like, this is not my, I posted all these photos, it was all sunny, and everyone was like, this is not my whales. We do get like 10 days a year or at sunny. Yeah, I think I went that week. But I also like the gloominess. Because we've been...

No! Okay, hold up. Let me say something. Hold on, let them cook. It's like, you probably really appreciate the Swedish summers because the winters are so dark and gloomy that I really appreciate when the sun's out.

But UK doesn't get a summer. Okay, we do, we do. It's kind of warm. We have a good one week. Listen, and then it's too warm, no EC and you just fucked. You're like, this sucks. Bring it back.

True. Bring back the gloom. It comes in. Yeah. Well, at least we have crisps. Those are good. There's crisps everywhere. Yeah, but they suck.

UK crisps are my far the best. Did you have the Miss Wiener? No, what the fuck? Did you have the estralla, sour cream onion? Well, that's what we're gonna. There's no, we have the dips too. You never dip. Dip for crisps?

Yes, you get the sour cream with a mix of. You know that that tells me, your cris can't stand on there. No, no, no, they can't stand down there. They can't stand on their own. No, you get double flavor. No. Fuck, I'm out of this. God damn.

All right, well, I guess we can wrap it up there. He's done. He's done. Slander. He's done. Next time you can, okay, you should come out firing next time. Trash talk, man. Welcome to the trash take.

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