Trash Taste Podcast - Our WORST Childhood Crushes | Trash Taste #249

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Trash Taste. I'm your host for today. You really hit that ass there. I am, I am. And what is, what is that, Joey? What is that you got there? Amorgas. And today, we are going to be jumping on more trends,

even though, you know, out of all the trends that we've done, this one feels very on brand for shit that we've talked about already. As per usual, though, trash tases late to the trend again. We are very late to the trend again, but I felt like we've talked about some of these before because we're going to be talking about, hear me out. Now, there's been a trend recently called the Hear Me Out Cake.

I only know about this. I don't even know what this is. Why cake? I don't know. I don't know how this started. I mean, it doesn't really matter because we just want to, we just want a fictional character.

Yeah. We just want to fictional characters and not be judged too much for it. You're right. So we know these are out of pocket, right? Yeah, yeah. So basically it's a bunch of characters, or I don't want to put it into one category.

It could be anything. A bunch of things. But a bunch of things, and all what you need to do is present it to your fellow boys and just say, hear me out. So we each have a number of ones that we think are our personal, hear me out, and then we also went onto the internet

to look for, I guess, some of the most popular ones. Yeah, some of the more popular hear me out. And we will see, if each of our taste as well as the broader internet taste of Hear Meouts is questionable or not. Oh, I would imagine they're all questionable. I would hope so. They're called Hear Meouts for a reason.

Sometimes when I'm about to go to bed, I think like, hmm, if I ever became like a politician, which videos would be the ones they'd use against me? This is one of them. Not that I'm any interest in becoming like a politician, but I did think I was like, which are the ones that would, these are the kind of videos that would be used against me? I'm pretty sure there's already been enough.

There's enough, no, there's a lot. There is enough footage on trash taste that would discredit us. The moment you open your YouTube channel was all over. Real. Let's be real. All right. How are we kicking this on? So, shall we go one by one?

Do we start with, do we want to start with you, Joey, right off on the end? Okay. All right. Well, then, you want to bring up my first one then? All right. All right. Boys, hear me out. All right.

Wait, wait, wait. How normal are we going here? Mine are weird. See, this is the thing I do. I don't know because the internet has so many weird fucking people, like, who are there, who have really questionable tastes. And half the time, I don't know if they're serious or not. Yeah. So it's like, I don't know if my one's a normie or not. Because the last thing I want to be in this episode is normie. Well, it's like you could be like, all right, guys, no vanilla

taste. And Joey takes that as like a doggy style while you're like, all right, torture. Yeah, exactly. Right. I think, like, there's two, like, very different ways of pursuing. Are we talking like foot fetish or like, like, we'll find out. We'll find out. We'll find out. Because we know, I mean, I made my list and I was like, shit, I feel like this is pretty normal. I don't know, I don't know. I did not choose normal ones.

I wanted it to be a hearing of. Okay, so, Joey. Okay, Joey. Hear me out. Human Shrek from Shrek too. Okay, well, first of all, before we get into it, could you please make your case for human track? Okay, human Shrek.

Look, why not just Shrek? No, no, no. See, it's a different quality. You know what I mean? Shrek is just like a lovable, you know, just like the ogre that everybody loves, right? You know, the meme status, if you will. But human Shrek we only got to see in Shrek too, right, for a very brief amount of time. I don't even remember human Shrek, if I'm being honest.

You don't remember human Shrek? No, it's been a long time since I've seen Shrek. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get my family involved here and say that this is a key me out from my sister as well. My sister was the one who was like, Joe, give me out. Wait, okay. Does that, does that help? Okay. Does that, does that, does it help?

You both wanna take turns? My argument is. What is the argument, Joey? No, I don't. My, is your sister involved. My argument is, look. My sister's involved because she was the one that opened me up to human Shrek.

The first time I watched Shrek too, I was like, oh wow, Shrek is a human now. Okay, so, you know, that's cool, that's whatever. You know, I was younger. And your sister's just frothing? Yeah. Like, like, like. But then, but then it was a couple years ago, I came back home and we were just like watching

movies and whatever. I was at my sister's place and we watched Shrek 2 because we just needed something to put on the TV. And it's been like years since I last watched Shrek 2, right? And like, my sister swears by Shrek 2 is the best Shrek movie. It is the best track. Yeah, yeah, it is. And I always had the thing of like, oh no, from my memory, Shrek 1 was always my favorite

because the last time I watched Shrek 2, I was still a child. Like it was fucking when it first came out, which was God knows how long ago it was, right? So watching Shrek. to as an adult and you encounter human Shrek, all I'm gonna say is, look, I'm not gay, but if I was, but okay, that raises the question, would you still with just normal Shrek? Yeah, this is what I want to do.

I would not with normal Shrek. So you would take this. You're racist. What's wrong with the ogres? Yeah. I mean, he's an ogre. Okay, so wait. So his personality is clearly fuckable, but only, it's only a hear me out

when he's in human form, which is attractive. He's attractive. It's the difference between Squidward and fucking Chad Squidwood. You know what I mean? Wait, which one's more fuckable? Chad Squidward. You would not, you can not honest to God tell me

you would fuck Squidward. Actually, hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out, you know. I feel like Squidward just needs a good life partner. The more you grow up, the more you're just like, you know what? I get him.

I'm becoming that person. No, no, totally. Squidward, as an adult, you rewatch SpongeBob and you're like, everyone has a Squidward in their friend group. Who are we talking about right now? We're doing my Shrek. We're talking about Shrek. Okay.

So why won't you fuck normal Shrek? Because... That would be a hear-me-out in this case, I think. This is less of a hear-me-out. That's what I'm saying, though. I don't know if human Shrek is a normie take or not. But I'm being true to myself in saying that if I was gay,

And I needed a man in my life. I want someone like human Shrek, but he's big, but if you don't. That makes it sound like like Shrek is below your standards as a human, just because he's a him. You're like, if I was gay and if I was desperate, I would go for human, no, no, no, not if I was desperate. He would be my first, he would be my first choice.

He'd be my first choice if I was gay. Okay, that's crazy. But like, if you don't like him at his worst, do you deserve him at its best, Joey? You know? You know, you know? This is true. This is like the, would you love Aki if she was aware? Would you love human Shrek if you're not?

Yeah. Would you love Human Shrek if he was an O-Go? If you don't, then Wow, Joe. You don't deserve, you don't have the Human Shrek, if you don't love him, why are he Shrek? Yeah. You don't know if he looks or would you like him for his charming personality? Which, uh, I think the thing that made me be like,

ooh, with human Shrek especially is that in the context of Shrek 2, right? Like, when he turns into a human in Shrek 2, right? This is like the real, like, fucking courageous moment, right? Like, all the female girls like comes home and they're like, Oh my God, you're like so... The female girls. The female girls. Sorry, I'm getting excited.

All the human girls are just like, oh my God, who is this like fucking hunk of a man who like... Look at that jawline. Man fucking... He didn't even knew once. And he's already got that fucking jawline, right? And, you know, he...

When he comes in, especially on that horse, right? And that slow-mo shot of like him, like, rearing the horseback as he like gallops towards Fiona and shit. I was just like, ooh. Something in my heart. You feeling something? I felt dokey-dokey a little bit. Can we pull up Shrek?

Pull up Shrek. Maybe you just want to compare jaw lines and I'm sure we're working with here. I mean, still a phenomenal jaw. Well, maybe not. Yeah, right? It's a bit round. It's a bit egg-shaped.

You know, it's, you know what I mean? The jaw is fine. It's the teeth. Yeah, that's, yeah. It's the teeth. Exactly. That's better than half of the British panels. That's the point.

That's just normal British teeth. Yeah. Look at that. This is British and then human Shrek is American. Actually, now that I look about it, Shrek, Does look like a lot of people you see at the pub. He's got that beard belly. It's that shaved heads.

Right. Damn. Damn. This is, this is just Britain to a tea. Now imagine if that same guy at the pub came back, right? A couple years later, right, with a full head of hair,

fucking jawline chiseled the fuck out, came back from like a four day a week gym session for an entire year, right? And fixed his teeth. Right? But like, You are, you are, this is, this is, this is Shrek with an Instagram filter on, Joey. Yeah, I don't like it.

We need to look at the real Shrek, you know. No, fuck the real Shrek. No, I don't, that is, that this is the definite look of a bloke. Look at, look at that. I don't want the bloke Shrek though. I want the Chad Shrek. But I mean, yeah, human Shrek, yeah, of course.

Yeah, yeah, I would. Yeah, okay, so here's the question now, right? Is this a normie take for a human, Yeah. You think so? Compared to mine. I was trying to, I thought mine was too normal, and I'm like, shit, if this is Joey's first one? Let's, let's go on to your first one, Connor.

What have you? We should actually, we brought up Squidward, so let's actually bring up one of my ones. Okay. Which is in the same universe. Oh, God. Who is it? So let's have a look. I can think of any number of characters.

Oh, my God. Scurium Fancy Son. Scuriam Fancy Son. What would you prefer? to Squidward, how about a more refined gentlemanly Squidward? Hear me out. Yeah, but he's got a monobrow. There's nothing wrong with that. I'm not into monobrows, bro. So I... Sorry. Hear me out though. I mean, look, you're classic guy.

As someone who only knows about SpongeBob from number one memes and the episodes I've watched and the out of context clips. Can you explain the law of Squillium Fancy sign to me? This is just Squidward if he was like a posh fancy... From what I remember, it was like, like his brother, who was his brother or someone who comes in during one episode and kind of like everything that Squidwood stands for, like that he thought he was like the refined one. Yeah. He was the cultural, you know, he was, he was a, uh, a well-seasoned, um, what's the word?

Like, what's the, like aristocrat? Articra. Culturally very rich. Yeah. And then Squillium fantasy comes in and shows him that everything he thought he was, he wasn't. Yeah. And Squillian Fancy Sun is to hear me out, because you're like, fuck Skridwood. Squillian Fancy Son is him.

Basically. In the in the in the SpongeBob universe. Because does you have the same voice and everything or is it like even fancier? No, no, no. Let's play a clip. Is it? Let's play a clever. Scuillian Fancy son. Even more snobbish.

And I think there's a, there's a charm to that. Like, he's the kind of guy that would take you to the Monaco Grand Prix. Here we go. Squillian Fancy Son making us all feel poor for him. Oh my God. Of course you'd like this character. Hear me out. Hear me out.

This is just Connor in the Scriddle. And he's got great roasts. So he's the type of guy that would just call everyone a peasant. A peasant. He's very rich. Why wouldn't you want to engage with sexual relations with Squillian fantasy? I mean, he's a bit of a dicker, though, isn't he? But that's what makes him a good hear me out. I'm not interested in your cuckie, cuckiness.

And your cookie cutter, cookie, cookie cutter. Cookie, cookie cutter. I want characters with edge. I want characters with a part that makes me hate them, but also fuck them. So, okay, weirdest question ever. Would you be top or bottom in this situation? I would have to be bottom.

What is more sexually gratifying for you in this situation? Forrestro of Henson? He would insult me no end, so I'd probably have to be bottom. Bottom? Right, right. Would you ask him to shave his eyebrows? No.

You'd keep that shit? Double it. Double it to the next one. Double it. I mean, he's just class in the SpongeBob War. No, but like, I don't like the cockiness of him. That's what makes him. That's a turnoff for me.

I can't comment on him too much. I can only comment on what he looks like. Isn't human Shrek a cocky, son of a bitch? No, he's not. Yeah, he is. No, he has. I watched the Rumpel Stilt Skin movie. Dude, he's an asshole.

No, bro, he's dedicated to one woman in his life. I remember being a bit of a dick. He goes through fucking hell and brimstone to get to Fiona. See, actually, Rumpel-Stiltskin and Shrek would have been a good hear-me-out. Can we bring up Rumble Stiltskin? I forgot what they look like now. So this is from the Shrek 4 movie. Oh, I've not watched up to Shrek 4.

Which actually was pretty good. Really? Three was really bad. Four was actually pretty fucking good. Really? I heard four was terrible. No, four was good. Is this four?

I'm pretty sure it's four. I didn't see four. I mean, he appears for a split second in three, I think. This would be a good year. It is also just a guy at the pub. That is another, yeah. This is like, also. I'm just starting to realize Shrek is just different guys

you need at the pub. I'm not a furry, but like, you know, Puss and Boots would be a, is the most fuckable person in the universe. 100%. I'm like, I'm not a furry, but Antonio Banderas. No, that's not even to hear me out. I'm fucking like, yeah.

He's just got that charm. I think there's like five other characters in the, in the Shrek universe, I would fuck before. for human track. The dragon. Okay, yeah, that's obvious. That's all.

Okay. The wolf from person, boots. Yeah, I was about to say the wolf. Okay, the wolf, okay, okay. Fiona, I would probably just go for next. Why not? I would probably pillage half of the village, I think, before I got to human track.

But would you go for Oga Fiona or Oga Fiona? Oga Fiona. Yeah, my free con. Get my free con. Who don't match my three. It's gotta be Oga Fiona. What the fuck? Yeah, human Fiona's too basic.

Yeah, like, Oga Fiona. Human Fiona is like, if she was in the modern age, she'd wear like Jim Shark every day, you know what I mean? Oh, look at those, oh, look at those bedroom eyes,

dude. Look at those, look at that attitude, man. But I do objectively think that Shrek Fiona is more attractive than normal Fiona. Can we get a human Fiona? There's a lot more to hold on to.

Scott Hannel boss. Yeah, see. Boring. Like, I'm not doing this as like a bit. I do think Shrek, Fiona, it's just more attractive. Yeah. Do you not think so? Dude, she's, yeah.

I mean, I think- She looks like a melted fucking Barbie doll in like the human form. Dude, fucking, I mean, how cooked are our minds right now? How, how far are we going to like- Oga Fiona only comes out at night. You know what that means? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

And so do I. Yeah. Like, Fiona during the day, I sleep. Fiona at night, I'm awake. That's the real shit, motherfucker. I don't know, I mean, I would take both. You know, I wouldn't say one. Look, look, look, look.

I'm not gonna say no to human Fiona. In this particular image, Shrek Fiona or, like, Oga Fiona, does definitely have that attitude to her. Yeah. She has that sassy attitude. I'm also not put off by the green. Doesn't faze me. Well, what do her teeth look like?

Can we, can we see this? the teeth, that's gonna- Yeah. Why did the teeth matter, God? What are you, a pimp? What do you see your teeth? Like, what? Look, I've grown up in England, okay?

I know what the dental work could be like. Well, presumably the difference between Shrek and human Shrek, you know, his teeth one was, you have to imagine that it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, we live in Japan. Oh, I mean, look, it's not, okay, okay. It's not as bad as Shrek's.

In Japan, those would be considered too good. Yeah, that is sure. That is true. You gotta fuck those up a little bit more. That is true, yeah, yeah. I mean, look, look, Squilling Fancy, son, I don't fuck with, to be honest. I'm just not into those kinds of characters.

Yeah. And again, if I had to pick someone in the SpongeBob universe, Chad Squidwood all the way. Chat Squidwood. But I don't think, I don't even think that's a hot take. All right. All right. All right.

No, he's a chat. Is it the meme image that I've been around? He's fucking hideous. Can you put it up? Can you show it? He looks, I don't think you realize how ugly. he looks. He doesn't look handsome. Is this the meme image? That one?

That's not handsome. This is literally just this is literally just the mewing. Look at the TikTok one on the bottom right there. Look at that. That's what it looks like. Oh my God. That looks hideous. Nah, not in my eyes.

No, I don't like, I don't like the bum chin. You know, the... The ball section. The ball section. Like, oh. Like, go show the full body one, the IMDB one there. The full body one? Yeah, the IMDB one.

Yeah, that one, that one. Look at that. Look at that. I mean, Boris skips leg day, but... Other than that, built like a reverse triangle. Now, I gotta go O'Connor's pick for this one. Really? Compared to that.

I don't know. Damn. I don't know. This one looks like he's seen way too many alpha podcasts. He definitely listens to Anni. you take probably and uh... It's right for a fish valve. We got there eventually.

We got there eventually. Sorry. I did not notice. We got that eventually. All right, gone. Then what's your, what's your first one then? Shit. Well, this is my first one. Okay. Is it the robot from Cherbits? Because I would. Cheap.

Oh. Bro, I actually, I also put this. Did you also put this? I did also put this. Did you? Oh my. I was this close to putting the gorilla as well. No, no, no. Was she mean from Regretzgo?

Yeah. She's just her. She is just her in everything. And dude, you know what's like weird about this? Can you show the animal she's based off of as well? Because I looked at this and I'm like, God damn. God damn, I do not. Oh, secretary, bird.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am not into like, this is the most photogenic fucking legs of all the time. Look at that birds. Now, the one below, the one below. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that one. Look at that shit.

I wanna know like why they exist. Like what's the- Look at the eyelashes. Look at the, look at the fucking eye-lach. Oh my, this is a supermodel in bird form. You know, I ain't, I ain't into bestiality, but like, this. This energy right here, this looks like a fucking anime character right here already.

Yeah, God was like, let's build this bird. Also give it thigh highs. Give it thigh highs, give it the most beautiful. Can you search up the lashes as well? Cause I think there's a close up of its lashes as well. Because oh my. Yeah, we're not even look at those lashes. Oh!

Why are they so beautiful? They're beautiful. Look at that. Oh, on fleek. What is her routine? What is her routine? I just need to know. This is more womanly than most.

This is the L'Oreal ad, right? This is the L'Oreel logo. This could actually be a shampoo advert. Bro, Instagram models could never. Like this is, this is more photogenic than most people you see on Instagram, man. Oh my God. Girls get like eyelashes done for like hundreds of dollars.

Meanwhile, Secretary of Bird is like, I woke up like this. Yeah, I know. They can't be nature. God damn. Okay. Wasimi, yeah, 100%. Yeah, out of everyone in the Gretzko,

um, she was like, I saw, I saw Washimi and I'm like, she just has a life put together. Sure. Maybe she doesn't, but she just,

she just has that energy where she's like, God damn, you are, you are real, you are a real woman. We love a hot business woman as well. Look at that. Look at that attire as well.

Yeah. That's crazy. how true to life it looks, but just hot. What about the gorilla? What about the gorilla? I like the gorilla, too. Her best friend. Look up the, what the fuck isn't it?

Goreimi. Goreini from a restaurant. It was like a toss-up between one of them for me, and I was like, I wish she'd be pretty much. Hey, I'll take two of them for a spin. You didn't want to do the, the pig boss? The pig, no. Look.

Her personality is great. You know, that's the same voice actress as well. What? Is it actually? Yeah, as Washimi. It's the same voice actress. Oh, she does two different voices. What? Yeah. That's insane. Yeah. In both English and Japanese? In Japanese, it's the same voice actress, yeah. English, I'm pretty sure it's different. Okay. Yeah. I mean, look, I was, I was really close to putting Gorimi.

Yeah. That's, I'll go, I'm happy with Washimi as well. Yeah. Out of the two, I'll take Washimi. Yeah. But, uh, Grimi was also love for her as well. I'm pretty sure anyway. No, never mind, I lied. I lied. I thought it was the same voice actor. Oh no, no, Fenico and Sinoda is the same voice actors. I mean, they're kind of similar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, Fenico and Sinoda. Ignore me. Anyway, yeah, yeah, well, she me 100%. But out of, out of the Egressco cast, I think those two are the two like power picks. I agree. I mean, yeah, I don't see the the pig boss, I'd go for a drink with him. Nah. Nah. I'm like, you know, especially like season three, he goes through some shit. Hit me out. I don't wonder. He's a good guy. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't I don't want to hear out.

He's got a good game. Do you know what's sad? Out of all the Agresco character, I think Agresco is the one that gets like, the Retsco is the one that gets like the least love. Yeah. She's just kind of like there, you know? She's just, she's just too normal, I feel like, you know?

Yeah. I got, I got bored of watching this guy, Ogressco, after like three seasons. I think there are only three seasons, aren't there? I think it's four or five. Is there? I can't remember. I stopped watching after season.

I stopped out to season three. I'm pretty sure there's a lot. Really? Because it turned out to be like more of like a... I don't know, it was like, okay, his... Yeah, okay. Fifth and final season.

When they fucking introduced the fucking donkey tech, bro, I was like, I watched that season. I was like, you know what, I'm good. I'm good, I'm done it. Really? I thought that was the peak. That was when it, like, after that, I was like, eh, like, I don't know. Yeah, and then season three is just like,

basically Haida just going through like the Oyasumi Poonpun timeline. Basically like it was like my bro, hider, please, please. Hyder was just getting cocked, bro. Oh yeah. All right. All right. Joey, do you want to go to your next one then? Okay, my second one is this one is a deep childhood memory. Hear me out. Lola from Sharp Tail. This is not even a hermian. She's objected. Yeah, right. Okay. This is the one I was the most worried about.

If this is just like a normal people are. This is the one you were most worried about. This is normal, right? This is normal. It's fucking Angelina Jolie. Yeah, this is Angelina Jolie, man. Yeah. Yeah. Sultry as fuck. And, like, my God, I'm just going to say, Will Smith's character fumbled the bag hard.

I can't even remember the... It was a legendary fumble. It was a legendary fumble. I can't even remember the plot of Shark Tale. It's the one where, like, Will Smith's character, he... Works at a car wash. Yeah. Yeah.

And then he gets run into a situation where, like, it seems like he killed a shark. and he gets known as like, the shark killer, whatever it was. And the entire reef is like feeds into his lies. And then he has to somehow bullshit his way through all of that. Oh, yeah, Robert De Niro was in there. I completely forgot. Okay, so I watched this movie over Christmas with my family.

Yeah. Because why not? The cast is fucking stacked in this movie. It's actually insane. Montes-Corsese. Yeah, Martin Scorsese plays the puffer fish with the giant eyebrows. Oh, Jack Black's in this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's like the wimpy shark. For some reason, like, the only DreamWorks movie I remember from when I was a kid was, obviously, Shrek was like the big one. Yeah. But I always saw Shark Tale was like DreamWorks version of like, it always felt like Dreamworks was doing the own version of a Pixar movie. Yeah, yeah. This is, I think a lot of people were like, this is Pixar's Finding Nemo, basically. That's kind of what they did back then, though. They were just kind of whatever they were doing, they would do a similar concept.

I will say, though, without a lick of irony, this movie is legit excellent. It's still a really, really fun watch. I thought it was a fun movie. It's a really fun movie. I remember not liking it very much. Really? Can you scroll up on the reviews? You got to give it another watch, man.

This movie's great. I remember watching this and I was like, it's not as good as Finding Nemo. Six out of ten? Six out of ten. No. No. Six out of ten. Look, I think in like, as like, a time capsule of the era, I think it's fun.

Yeah. But like, as a movie, I don't think it's that great. All right, but either way, it doesn't change the fact that I want to fuck Angeline and Jolly as a fish. Yeah, that's perfect. As a fish. In game. In game, guys. In movie, in movie.

In movie. More of a hear me, I would have been Robert De Niro's character or, uh, uh, uh, Monscorsese's character. Monscorsese's character? I mean, it just looks like fucking Monscorsesey. Hit me out. Hit me out, man. I love Monscorsese as a director. I really need that role, boss.

Yeah. What do I gotta do? for it. Okay, what about Renee Zellweger's character? Can you put her up again? Yeah. I do know. I do know, yeah. Let me just... It's the fish that Will Smith's character fumbles and instead goes with. How many women does he fumble? Angie, I think her name was. Yeah. I don't know why I remember. Okay. I remember her not being Lola. Yeah, right? We all want to be with Lola. We all wanted to be with Lola. But we all know that... That's a, that's not a great screenshot.

Kyle, you picked the worst screenshot for this character-fick screenshot. This is the audience once they heard my human shrek taken. This is just anytime our audience's pause when they are. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck did he just say? She's still pretty fucking ugly.

Yeah, right? Like, see, is that a hear me out? Why did her eyes look like she's been interrogating Guantanamo? You know what I mean? Like, look at that shit. Surely there's a more photogenic picture. She's gone through some shit. No.

See, because like the whole point of the character designs in Shark Tale was that they were supposed to look like the actors they were being voiced by. I mean, keeping the energy but also having characteristics about what that character is meant to be like. Yeah, but they really did Renee Zellweger Dirty with this one. But also like 2004 animation was it such a weird point where it still didn't look that great.

That is true. And it was still like, it definitely was good enough. But when you look back at it, it's like, ah, this. Okay, hold on. Hit me out there. Will Smith, though. What about Will Smith's character? Fucking, what's his name?

It's not Will. What the fuck's his name? Just, just Will. It's just Will Smith. Oscar. Oscar is his game. Oscar from Sharktail. Yeah. He looks like Will Smith.

It looks like Will Smith. Yeah. This is peak like mid 2000s, Boardsmith. Oh, damn. That's lolla though. Lola though. Look at that. Look at me like, man.

Why she's looking at me like that? I remember when Will Smith was like, The guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. The starring man. I mean, he could do nothing wrong for the longest time and then the Oscars happened. He'd fallen off a bit before that.

A little bit, but I feel still like he was, you know. No, it was, it was all that shit with him and his wife. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's, uh. So, yeah, Lola is, yeah, 100%. I mean,

It just makes me realize, are most of your childhood crushes come from like DreamWorks movies, Joey? Is that just your childhood right there? Fuck animals. I'm a furry. What can I say? Everything here so far has been a DreamWorks movie. Yeah.

I mean, those were the first two that like popped up into my mind when I was like going all the way back and thinking like, all right, what were the ones where it was like, as a child I didn't really even think about it, but then as an adult I'm like, hang on a second. There's something there. All right, Connor, what's your next one? All right.

Hit me out. I mean, look, I think we talked about this on a smash or pass. Anything you want it to be. Look, in terms of like which Pokemon would you fuck, Ditto is just the correct answer because it can be anything you want. But it wouldn't be like you... But just with Ditto's face.

Well, no, like Ditto would make a one-to-one flashlight of the person. Because you're not fucking. anything. There's no soul. You're just fucking a husk. What do you mean? Like, if you're like, it has a soul, right? It's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah, but like, okay.

Okay. Okay. All right. So, okay. If I'm like, ditto and I show him a picture of Lola from Shark Tale and then I stop fucking a Lola from Sharks. I'm not fucking Lola from, I'm fucking a husk of Lola. The Ditto resembles, you know. He's just made a human fleshlight of the person. Yeah, but he'll still have like that face, you know. Yeah, but he's not going to be like, Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is so good. Keep going. He's just going to be like, Ditto.

Presumably, he might make noises. Yeah, he'll just go Ditto. Which, honestly, I could phase out. Like, did I just wear this bag? So what is the difference between Ditto and the most advanced owner hole? I'm also okay with just fucking Baste Ditto. I was gonna put I was gonna put Muck

but Muck felt too aggressive No Muck is like too much of a mess I feel like I would tell Muck to stop and he wouldn't Muck is ditto if he just smelt like shit It has its charms But I mean what that mouth do though That's all I'm gonna say

Well Grimer also maybe is Grimer is like you know You're not ready for Mock You're not ready for muck yet. You're not ready for muck yet, you know, you want to start up. Yeah. I just think there's something appealing about a gelatinous glob that conform to your needs. Well, I think a lot of people would agree with you since, uh, fucking monster girls have that.

Monster Girls always have the fucking jelly girl or whatever you call it. Yeah, like in Monster Miss Smith is a slime girl. The slime girl. I'm down for, yeah, slime's great. I don't understand. Nickelodeon. Ditto is more like you are fucking. It doesn't feel like look at that.

Look at that consistency. That's like way too hard. No, we don't know. Scientists don't know yet. I feel like we do. We don't know. Pull up the Pokedek century. Can we go the consistency of Ditto?

Consistency of Ditto. This will change our mind, by the way. If it is like Plato, I will. What does Dito feel like? Like a little water balloon with a soft exterior. I'm down. No, no, there's no lubrication. There's no lubrication.

There's no lubrication. I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can source my own loop guy. At least with muck, you see, it smells like shit. Yeah. But you could just plug up your nose and then mouth breathe. Okay, I feel like it'd be- Oh yeah, so you can fucking pile of manure

if you just walk up your nose, right? Same thing. I don't smell it. Same consistency, right? So, man. What's the comments of consensus on this? Let's see. I always thought it was like gack or slime.

If you poke it as squishes, but you aren't actually one. Yeah, so it's like slime. Like slime, yeah. I think slime, yeah. Yeah. He's slime. I mean, look, I, yeah, if I totally hear you.

It can be whatever you want. It can be whatever you want. You just have to tell it to not talk. Which is honestly how most of mine go. Maybe a bag over the head, but other than that, we're good. We're Gucci. I hear you.

I have to say no for base ditto. Yeah, base dido. I don't know how that even, maybe not. I don't know how that even works. What do you mean? You know, if you fuck Ditto, you, you know, if you fuck the jar of peanut butter. Why would you, what do you fuck?

Yeah, that's weird. Why would you, why would you want to do that? I don't know, I've never done it. No, no, that's crazy. No, no, no, we've never done it, right guys? We never done that. No, we would do that. Okay, if we're on the topic of Pokemon then, I have one, that's a Pokemon.

All right, all right. That's not Ditto. Joey, put my Pokemon, Joey. If it's like God of war, no, no, no. No, no, I purposely avoided Gardevla and Lopani and Lopani and laparce and stuff like that because it's easy. Florgias. Is it because of how she's like her back? I'm sorry, look at that ass.

Okay. That's not an ass joke. It's a stem. No, it's an ass. Stems don't grow that way. Can we Google how big is floor floges? Yeah, floges. How tall?

I want to see the puck. I think it's pretty big if I remember correctly. 109 centimeters. Okay. Not bad. Okay, okay. Not bad. So it's like three feet. What, Joey, your, your cock would split it open.

No, it's, it's tough. Don't worry about it. Three feet. Free feet. That's fine. Three feet. It's fine. You want to fuck a daffodil.

Yeah. You want to flog a flower, Joey. That's literally what you're fucking right now. Joey goes to the fucking bouquet store. I say, oh. Can you turn it around? Yo, why that stem like that? Look, the Pokemon company knew what the fuck they were doing

when they were like, oh, let's take the stem. Let's take the stem and make and shape out an ass with it. Because stems don't grow like that on flowers. Are you? I want to fucking daffodil. If you see a shape resembling an ass, you're like, I mean, I'll get a quarter shop at least. You know what I'm saying?

I'm a man. We just monkeys and shoes, boys. Let's not forget that. Joey's like he sees the like the letter I and then when it goes to L he's like oh. He's like on the ass on L. He sees the letter eight and he's like, oh my God, the love handles on that.

Oh, I can grab it right in the middle. The most like eight is the most fuckable number. Eight is the most fuckable number. I see the infinity side. It's like, oh, it's ready for me. It's on its side already. Nine is like, you're the hole's right there. It's right there.

It's just showing me what to do. So what are these? So okay, tell me more about why you think this is to hear me out. Like I want to hear the full details. First of all, first of all, it's a fairy type Pokemon, right? Which means that it's nice, it'll treat you well in the bedroom. All right? How do you know that for sure?

Because they're fairy types. Shelly Pop's a fairy type and he's a terrorist. If it's a boy. But if it's a girl. Yes. I'm fucking. in it. Oh my God.

Boys, you can't keep reacting like this. We're gonna be doing this for a next hour and a half. Okay, this is... Look, out of the non-obvious Pokemon, right? I don't know what the obvious Pokemon is. I am not one of those people that I just like... He's talking guard of war. Lopony, laparice, Vaporion, right?

The ones that everyone talks about where it's like, like, even Ditto. Do you know about Vaporon the meme? Yes. Yeah, we showed him, remember. Because you showed me. on the Pokemon, smash or pass. Yeah.

What about, uh, about Mutu? He would. I would. He fucking knew you would. I would. Because it's got hips. I would. Look at, look at that.

Dude, fucking. Bro, you'd definitely be a bottom with like MUTU. Of course. This is, this is, if you go for MUTU, you like to be dominated. I just don't like the idea that he's reading my mind while fucking me. Maybe that makes it better. I want him to just like whisper in my ear, I do not understand the circumstances.

That fucking line that he says in the movie. He won't even fucking whisper in your ear. He'll fucking telepathically say that, which actually sounds kind of ho. I've seen enough hentai to know what'll happen. His tail will go down your like throat into your stomach and then like a bunch of weird shit will happen. And then he can, he can like mind break.

He can mind break you. He will literally mind break you and mind break you. Yeah. I mean, okay, so the- Actually, I'm convinced, actually. Now that we're discussing it. But the floges, I'm not convinced. You're not convinced? No. It's, why?

Where do you, okay, question. Okay, you're implying, you're implying that's an ass. It's just so, I don't think she has an ass. It's just so female like, you know what I mean? That's, that's, that's the most, that is the most incal shit you never said. That's a woman. That is a lady right there. I know, I would say she does have the curves.

Right? That's a woman. You can see that on a runway. You know, if we're talking about fucking secretary. Where do you put it? Well, we'll figure it out. What are you going to do? She watches you while, you jack off.

I'll take it to dinner first, all right? Let's not rush it. Hear me out aren't always about fucking people. Yes, they are. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's like, hear me out. Hear me out.

Maybe I just want to take them on a nice day. Yeah, hear me out. We cannot change what this means. This means fucking. This is what I mean. Hear me out is I'm just, I'm weirdly attracted to this thing. Yeah, yeah.

It's the energy, it's the energy. It doesn't always necessarily mean smash your pass. Hear me out is just like, look. I just think about that energy. If it ends in smash, I ain't complaining. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So how would you smash? How do you get it done?

We'll fucking figure it out, dude. Don't worry about it. They fucking, look, in the game, they breed, right? Yeah, yeah, plants can reproduce, Joey. Yeah, I'll figure it out. Fuck humans. We're not the ones you're bringing them to life. I'll put a daffodil on my cock.

It's fine. We'll figure it out. Whatever it takes. I'll pass. God damn it. Joey breeding in the flower world would be like, she just gives off her fucking pollen and Joey just goes. Oh, babe.

Another one. Babe. Give me another line. I need to breed more. Give me another line. I'll pass. Fuck say. All right.

I skipped. I skipped gone. I skipped gone on. So gone on. What's your one? All right. I can't remember what my next one is. All right.

Throw it up, Kai. Your next one is. Boys. Dr. Kureha? Yes. The one with the chopper? One with chopper. Chopper's, uh,

the OG doctor. I'm saying, all right, we've seen, we've seen our milfs in anime and stuff, right? Let's talk about the gilts. Every gilf, you talk, every gilf is like a cheat, right? You got fucking Sunade. She's not a fucking gilf, all right? You got the, the grandma.

from down to down. Like they, yeah, that's just sheasing, right? That's just, that's just, that's just milth with a different number. This is a 100% accurate gilf.

I mean, I'm gonna fucking... Look at those fucking hips, dude. I know. God damn. You know, obviously, she,

you know, obviously her face, you can see how old she is, but she still has that youthful energy. And she fucking kicks ass, man. But look, unlike Shrek Fiona,

it's not Shrek Fiona. I like Oger Fiona. her teeth are immaculate. That is true. She is macular teeth. She is a doctor, Joe. Here's my problem. Can you zoom in on the face?

Yeah. Okay. Can you zoom in? More? Right. I want you boys to cover up the mouth. You're fucking Dr. Eggman. I mean,

it's like when I cover up that, it's just Eggman. Yeah, what's all with that? Which egg man? Any? Jim Carries Eggman. Jim Carrey's Eggman. I'm not to hear me.

Oh, 100%. Eggman also? Eggman with that body as well? Eggman with that body? Eggman with that body? Yeah, my issue with this is that it looks like, and I'm not trying to be like, like the dude looks like egg man.

Sonic X Eggman? God damn, dude. Now that is the definition of I skipped legbed. Like, because online, you know, know, when you're like, that looks like a fucking man. Yeah. And they're just being, because it doesn't look inherently feminine. Right.

But her face is extremely masculine. Yeah, but look at those hips. And like, it's the wrinkles, man. Like, as deep as a fucking, they go as high as Everest and deep as the trench. Look, it doesn't matter when she just has the fucking attitude, man. She does. She has the personality. You could pull her forehead over her eyes. She's, she is 100% tall.

Like, there's no, there is no question she is top. Look, she is a no bullshit grandma. Yeah. You know, it makes you to think if, you know, if, what am I about to say? This is, like, like you mentioned, the grandma from down to down, right? She's clearly not a grandma.

She's clearly not a grandma. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, in this case, from neck down, she's clearly not a grandma. No. Okay, but you got to, if you want a grandma, you're got to be ready for a grandma, okay.

Could be ready for everything that involves with that. No, okay, okay. You can't have a grandma face with a little old body. Hypothetically speaking, right? Hypothetically speaking, if, you know, we advance medical science to the point where humans can slow down aging, you know, okay, if we can get to that point in human, in the human future, I'm trying to choose my words very carefully here,

as you can probably tell, would you think thirsting over grandmiles would be more socially acceptable. Why were you worried about that? Wording wise. I was trying not to say, would you fuck a grandma? It does. What's wrong with that?

I mean, there are people who already do that. I know, I know. I mean, if you're both consenting, yeah, I think it's fine. Here's the thing, you say milf, everyone's like, yes, King, yeah, spit. You say grandma and people are like, ooh. Yeah, that is true.

Well, I think it's, it's because like, when you think Miltf, you don't think of like your mom, When you think grandma, I think you can't help to think about your, like, grandma. Right. Yeah. Is that true?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because you say milk, but when you say grandma, yeah. Grandma is this term that you would use for your grandma, right? GILF. You wouldn't say, like, you wouldn't call your mom a milf. And if you did, that's degenerous and disgusting, right? So I think,

I think Milf helps you, like, separate, like, mom. Because you wouldn't be like, I'm going to fuck the mom, right? Because then it sounds like, you know. Yeah. But then you're, well, then you're getting with a gilf, then. If we want to separate- Sounds better than, than grandma. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Grandma is a term

comes with a lot of like, you know, there's a wholesomeness. Well, said his mom, to be fair. I think because grandma as well, it also implies like, you're like fucking into someone's family. You know what I mean? And you're not with the milf?

Milt has been ruined by porn where it doesn't feel that way, I think. Don't you think it's a term? Like, when do you think of, I'm gonna fuck a milk? You don't think of like, there's a whole-ice family involved. Well, I haven't watched enough

gilf porn to make that, I don't watch Guilf poem. What I'm saying is like, it comes with a lot of extra meanings, which I think people aren't ready to battle. I just think that Milfs have become, now that you're saying this, why is it more acceptable? There is no reason. I think it's because the age gap is closer with Milfs

than it is with Gilf's, right? But there is no, by, by Connor's standards. But you're also implying that everyone who, you know, gets with Milves is, like, younger than the... They can be older. They can be older. Yeah, but the, The idea of a milf is that you're getting with an older woman, which is what it has become now.

I think it's because once a woman gets to a certain age, they become maybe like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just the milf, but also like they get to a point where maybe they're not seen in as sexual level way as milfs are, right? I don't know why I'm like seriously breaking down. No, I'm breaking it. Like, why? Someone has to have this conversation. Yeah. Well, someone has this conversation because by Connor's logic, you know, we shouldn't say the word granny or grandma, but what? Why is it become a fetish to say mommy in bed or daddy?

Because that is like a fetish that is pretty much tied to like, you know, you are looking for that kind of. Because listen, if you were my friend and you are like, yeah, my favorite thing to do in bed is scream grandma. I don't want to be friends with you anymore. I think the implication is like, like, if you had sex with the grandma, right? Like let's say you actually want to start dating.

And then you were like, she's like, oh yeah, meet my son. He's older than you. You know, like, and then like he's gonna be like, nah, what's going on here? Like, there's a lot of, a lot of red tape involved. Yeah. Um, maybe Freud was right. Maybe Freud is right.

Maybe deep down inside. Um, but also when you, when you think of, uh, Gilfs, I guess that's the term I'm gonna go with. We're gonna go with, let's stick with Gilfs. What age are you thinking about? Like, when you think it, like, what's the age range it comes. I normally think like 60s. Yeah, 60 plus. Because then I think like, because 50s, it's such a weird range.

Like 50 is like what you could be either category, right? It's like I'd say for me personally, milf maybe goes up to around maybe 55. And then between 55 and 65 is kind of the gray zone. Well, you also have to consider, right? The term milf is also evolving in the modern times. Right. Because as the new generation have kids later and later, that also means that Milfs are getting older and older.

We're not getting as many, like, you know, back in the day, I would say that, you know, there were teen pregnancies were a lot more common. So, you know, you would see, like your late 20s and be a milk. Yeah, you would see people late 20s, early 30s, be a mom. And that would, you know, a lot of, I feel like a lot of the Milfs we've seen in films, and depictions in films are probably like that. kind of like range that we're thinking about. Okay, question.

Kai, look it up, how old is Kudair? But also as a milf and joy, it's not so much about the age, it's more about the energy. Right, right. It's about the energy. Okay, so then what if Kudah was giving off Milf energy?

I would. And that's the thing, like, it's all about a youthful energy. 141. Look, after a certain age, it's... She's a gig of gilf, you know. He's the gulf of gilfs, man. If she had youthful energy,

I forgot this was one piece of logic. Yeah, no, no doubt. What is that, what is that human years? Like, yeah, I was gonna be like, oh, she's probably like 60 something maybe. But that's thing, you gotta, it's looks combined with energy, right? Yeah, yeah.

And she has, she has the energy. I would say she has, she has, then I'll agree with you. Yeah. She has the youthful, youthful kick ass energy down. Yeah. While still, like, she doesn't feel like a milf though.

You know what I mean? She definitely still feels like a gilf. Yeah. You know, 100%. Because she feels like someone who has age and got that little bit more of an experience, but it's using that experience to be just a kick-ass, older, older, older.

I'm trying to not say granny here. Oh no, I get it, because there's like some, sometimes I'll speak to like a 30 year old who like has older energy than like a 50 year old, right? Yeah, you can just say Chris. Chris, you know, Chris has the energy of a 50 year old, but then you'll meet a 50 year old. 50 year old or like even Pete, right? Pete's 42, 43. Yeah. Yeah.

41, actually, you might get annoyed. He's like 42. One, man, what the fuck? You know, he's objectively like higher energy and seems younger than Chris at a glance, right? And I think this carries the same with attractive older women as well. You know, you could have a, I feel like I'm arguing in a political sphere. I'm like, need it not matter the age of the woman, more so her ferocity of you. This is the most serious. We've seen Conor in a while. This is a serious topic. This is a serious topic. This is a serious topic. I feel very strongly about this. Connor's like, okay, but let's break down the science of this. We need to, we need to break down.

Look, and also as well, we can't forget the fact that in different countries, age is very different. You know, like in Japan, a 50-year-old woman can be very, very youthful compared to a 40-year-old woman in the Western countries. Exactly. So the milf is truly a conundrum that we all find ourselves tackling. Okay, what about, and speaking of One Piece characters, what about Big Mama? No. Thinking about it. Bring up big mama

I mean she's got mom in her fucking name Yeah she she is Like pre or post Oh that's a great question Because pre she looks like a fucking goblin And I don't want to do it Yeah post post

Yeah post big mom But post is not a But she's gone past the Hear me out Post Yeah That's just objectively like yeah I mean, she's kind of more of an ogre than Fiona, right?

That's just, let's just, she's cool to how it is, you know. I mean, true, true. No, what's, uh? Yeah, she's just hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was talking about pre. Uh, pre? Because you guys were like, oh, okay, ogre Fiona is a go-to.

She looks like a malformed wolf on a human's feet. face and also like rotund. Rotund. I don't know why. I mean, she is most certainly rotund. Like, she's the only character in the universe that could take on fucking Gold Roger or whatever the fuck. Yeah. She's so fucking big. Yeah. Um, I mean, I can see why she had so many children when she was in her prime. Yeah. But, uh, she kind of let herself go. You know, she, uh, once she was like,

undone. I like a bigger woman. There has to be a limit where we draw the line. There has to be a limit where you've got to say. And I have drawn a line with one of my tricks. You have drawn a line? I have drawn a line. All right.

With my next one, actually. All right. Let's see Conner's next one. This is the line of which I'm like, all right, we can get my free con. So hear me out. Hit me out. Okay. This is the limit.

Here we go. What do you mean? This is the ideal. This is Gloria the Hippo from Madagascar. I was, you know what? I was going to put her up. Brah. It's the energy.

It's the movement. It's the full package. I think, hear me out. I rest my case. The one, the one scene in Madagascar that fucked me up. The one scene in Madagascar that fucked me up was like when she does like the hip drop on the fucking,

what is it like the, you know what I'm talking about? I don't. There's a, There's a scene where she like, she literally sits on a bunch of like, I think it's like lions or something. Do you want to be sat on Jerry? And I was like, God, I wish that was me. What? So I have a confession to make. I've not seen Madagascar yet.

Oh, it's fine. Maybe, maybe just. So I've only seen compilations of her. Yeah. So what is it about her that makes her hear me out? She's just like, I mean, I assume you don't want to fuck a hippo. I do. I assume. I want to fuck Gloria. She gives off the most,

I'm a fucking strong, independent woman. You know, and I don't take shit from anybody. I am my own woman. Love me for who I am because I'm, I'm the boss bitch. Like,

she does give off boss bitch energy. And I love that. He argued for mine. Yeah, I depend at you. I definitely couldn't have said it better myself. Right? She's the full package.

Look at that. It's obviously, you know, in universe, Motto goes for her, and it's not a surprise. Yeah, right, right. Motto obviously understands. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.

Okay. You are selling me on this. You're selling me on this. She just has the boss. Conventionally attractive, who knows, but full package nonetheless. I mean, look at that. Oh, my God.

Even the birds are singing. The birds are like, yeah, hell, yeah. Give me that. So this is your life. This is... Yeah, I'd say this is where I could comfortably get it done. Because, why? Because she's a hippo? First of all, I don't think I have enough meat.

I don't think I got enough in the... Do you think you can survive on night before this? No, I don't have enough meat for this. But the idea, the fantasy is there. Yeah. Considering how many people hippos can kill. So neither say, me and Jerry, me and Jerry agree. Garn, what do you think? Bro, Dreamworks is three for three for me, right?

What do you think, gone? I mean, I'll give it a pass. I'll give it a pass. I'll give that one to pass. She got that meat on her as well. Yeah, right? She got the curves. The booty. This is, what is the stereotype?

It's like Jamaican men love, like bigger women. Yeah, yeah. This is like the Jamaican men. They love the curvy women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Curves in all the right places. Hell yeah. All right, God, what's yours then?

Well, Joey. Oh, is me next? Yeah, I think it's Joe. Juno from B-Stos, that's right. Joey. This is, okay, this is the same thing. This is the same thing. You're just like,

just come to terms with the fact that you're a furry. What do you mean? I've admitted many times I'm a furry. Oh. I'm a Sonic fan. This is like the Lola Bunny of anime. That's what I'm saying. Okay, so this is my Normie pick.

Because I literally, after Lola, my brain just shut down. And all I could think of was Lola. So I was scrambling my brain being like, okay, who else? Who else would I fuck? Who's a fictional character? And yeah, I think Juno legitimate, like, you know that whole meme of like, oh yeah, if you watch B-Stars, you're a furry? She legitimately turned me into a...

You know, you know, I don't even think this counts as a furry. I don't think any B-star characters counts as a furry. Yeah, and also, she's not even the most attractive character in the B-star universe. Yeah, who is? Louis. I mean, yeah, but that's a given. Louis, Louis is pretty damn attractive. Yes. I agree. Do you think,

do you think Lola Bunny is, like, furry material? 100%. Yeah. She fucking, she fucking started the furry revolution. She's become, it's become so, like, normalized now, right? It's, it's, it's, No one can objectively look at Lola Bunny and not be like, yo, she hot as fuck, man. She hot as fuck.

I think it's purely because the internet has just come to terms with the fact that everyone on the inside is a little bit furry. Everyone has at least, like, no one wants to admit it, but the internet has just normalized the fact of being like, hey, you know what? I think everyone's a furry to some level. It's a spectrum. Everyone's on the furry spectrum. It is definitely a spectrum, but like I feel like with Juno, it's the same way. like Lola Bunny where you watch it and you're like, damn, the animators went hard on this.

And you know, you know, it's like on the first. And the animators were hard. And the animators were hard. As we found out, they went to a real strip club while going to, uh, while doing research for animating B-stars. And I just feel like Lola Bunny is just like, yeah, yeah, of course. I feel like more guys would find her attractive than, than not.

Honestly, like you like Lola Bunny? I'm like, are you really a furry? Are you really a furry if you like Lola Bani? Are you really a furry if you watch B-Stars and you like half the characters and beef stars? No, they're meant to be fucking attractive, you know? I mean, I knew the internet had come around to Lollabondini and just like the whole furry thing

when the new Space Jam got announced and they like Nourf to Lola Bunny and everyone was like, no! God, I will say the one fucking scene with Juno was, I think it was at the end of season one where she pins Louis Down. Yes, yes. And oh my God.

That was the scene that converted me. Oh my God. I don't remember that. Where they're dancing with each other while they're like, I think Juno is like confronting Louis about legacy, like the way he's like treating a Negosi or whatever. Oh, he pins, she pins someone down. Mine might be Louis, but I think it was Louis.

Yeah, I think, can you go with this? I think it's Juno pinning Louis down. Juno pinning. Pinning. Yeah, this is just standing like my source history right now. I think it was Louis, yeah. Oh, it is, it is Louis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's this scene. You're like practicing dancing and then the lighting of the scene, she pins him down. And because she's a wolf, Louis just can't overpower her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, goddamn, this energy, run. She's so powerful. I'm like, yeah, she is.

I'm pretty sure the deer would win that in real life. No. No. No. Once it gets him down, it's, It's done. Yeah. It's done so. Even the deer... Are you talking about your pants? Even the deer is like, the deer in my pants is like, take me.

I'm pretty sure a deer would fuck up a wolf, no? No. Yes. No. Yes. If a wolf catches a deer. Because, because... Our deers are pretty fucking big. Wolves are pretty fucking powerful, especially with their teeth. Yeah. Wolves are big too.

Yeah. I don't know, yeah. They're not like... You just have a thing for dears. Yeah. You know. They're not like huskies, they're massive. Yeah, but deer's pretty fucking violent. It's so fucking wolves.

Wolfs have more tools. Wolf, wolves literally have tools to hunt down living animals. Yeah, they're living beings. Hunting packs, it's not fair. Now, if a pack of Juno has pinned me down. Then I would be converted. Please, I can only get so hard.

Cause, uh, okay, I, Kai, can you do my fourth pick, which, uh, if we're going on the furry train? Yeah. I mean, I have been the whole, time. If we are going on the furry train. Oh, what the fuck?

Can't. Oh my God, I was gonna put this as well. Oh, God. Okay. I was like, in my head, when I put floor just down, I was like, there's a Digimon I would fuck, but I just forgot the name of it. It's Renamon. It's Renamon.

It's Rennamon. Holy shit. Oh my God. Is it, because it's got handles? Is that why? It's just, it's beautiful. Okay, here's the thing as well. It is like, unlike Juno, this is like a,

You know, this is like a pure, like, this is, this is a Digimon. It's like. You guys are just furries, huh? This is, this is, no, no, no, no. Renemone Furry awakening. No, no, I understand. Renamon is the, is the, is the, is the, Digimon equivalent to Muteu.

And look at the thighs. He's built like, can you look at the, look at the thighs on that as well? It's like Lucario. Would you fuck Lucari? Who! Right? Renamon is Lucario, but furia. It's got a little furrious.

It's got a little furriar. at the front as well. It's just so aesthetic. It's so aesthetic. It is. Of Renamon? Evolution Renamon. Salkiamon?

I've never seen the evolution of Renamon, actually. There's... Oh, oh, yeah, she's the fucking... It's Renamon, but in armor. Oh, my God. Oh! Oh! Oh!

Wait, why is it human now? There's Digimon logic, don't worry. Yeah, there is Digimon logic, too. What is? Yeah. It's like, yeah, age, well, well, like the OG was Gatomon. Yeah.

Gatomon. Yeah. No, not Gattoman. No, no, no, no. Well, Gattoman does dig evolve into Giatomon. I will. Does it? No.

In my eyes. Oh, in your eyes, I see. In my eyes, oh, wait, go to Gattomon. So I remember watching I remember watching Digimon as a kid And so Gatamon is just Like a pure fucking cat Yeah yeah yeah

This is just a pure cat's Digimon I fuck I love Gatamon dude Yeah And she's adorable as fuck Yeah right she It's just a giant cat with guns for hands Well yeah she she has like the big Yeah that one yeah

So you watch this as a kid and I'm like Oh that's that's a cool adorable fucking cat I love cats And then she dig evolves into this. And I'm like, oh my God. As a kid, it was a fucking awakening for me. Yeah. So that's Gatimon.

Throw it off, throw it up, throw it up. Throw up the digivolved version of Gatimon. What the? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one of the bottom left. Yeah. Why do they turn human? It's Angie Wormon. Angie Wormon.

Angie Wormon. What the fuck? Wait, so, how do they, Didgevolve? How do they digivolve? Yeah, it's like feelings. It's basically- I wonder what feelings turns her into that. It's basically just the Digimon owner.

Yeah, let's go. Gatomon, let's go. Yeah, she dig evolves into that and I'm like, where did this come from? Why did, why she got, why should be looking like that, man? How did a cat turn into this? Oh my God. Yeah, I don't know what they were thinking,

putting this in a children's cartoon. But it was a fantastic idea. But this was definitely one of my childhood crushes. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I completely, dude, I'm right there with you with Renamon, though. Yeah. 100% agree.

Renamon was, I also watched it as a kid. And I don't know. Just her energy. Not saying like, I want to fuck her or anything like that. Just, but. Because this is not, this is not, I want to, fuck every everything on here.

But just something about the way she looks. Like, can we go back to Renamon? Renamon. I think it's the eyes. Yeah. It's the eyes. It's the thighs. It's just like the energy.

It's she just gives off. It's the goth girl energy of furries. You know what I mean? You're so right. It's the goth girl energy of furries. You are so right. It's like the, huh. I don't give, I don't care.

It's bit sundere, bit gotthy, bit dark. Oh shit. You just define my entire taste as a human being, Joey. Oh, my, maybe I just, maybe I do just look for goth girls and emo girls. Yeah. In, uh, that energy and media. That's why like, you know, in terms of Pokemon,

like, you know, characters like Mew 2 and like Lukari, I'm like, hell yeah. It's the way that she looks at you and she's just like, just seems uninterested. Yeah. She's like, eh, huh. I don't know. Whatever.

I feel like I could do better. And you, and you're, I'm looking at her being like, oh, I can, I can make her feel. Any thoughts on Renamon? Thic Fyes? Yeah. I don't know. No.

It's the energy. I don't fuck with it. It's the energy. I like goth girls, obviously, who doesn't. But this, yeah, no. This one doesn't do it for me. No? Damn.

I think too furry. Too furry? It's too much. It's too much fur. Nah. Yeah, I know. Joe's like, not enough. Not enough fur.

Like, Juno is entry level. This one is like, like the next stage down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then this is like, this is where we go down the rabbit hole. I don't know what comes after Renamon? After Renamon? I don't know.

Like on the furry scale, where would you put like Rouge the bat? Because I put Rouge the bat in the same level as Juno. I feel like it's pretty normy theory. It's pretty normy. Yeah, I avoided Rouge the bat because it's kind of normie to think Rouge is hot. It's kind of normal. Yeah. It's normally to find her attractive.

Yeah. Yeah. I think everyone can agree, Roos the Bad is hot. So Sonic's like every Sonic character is like... Normy. I'd say. At this point now... So if Big the Cat, he's very quiet taste. You know Big the Cat? No. Oh my God. Wait, are you saying Big the Cat? Big the cat. Would you...

Oh, I mean, I would. You would? With Big the Cat? Bro. Bro what the fuck. He's just cute. Yeah, but he just sounds so... Froggy! That's what he says.

That's like fucking furry... This feels like, you know... It's like furry Patrick. Yeah, yeah, it really is. It's kind of like the energy this is giving off right now. It feels like you would like hear about a school shooter and then you would find his page and he's obsessed with Big the cat.

You know what I mean? Like that's the kind of vibe he is. No, because Shadow's so normy. I guess. Like, liking Shadow is normal. Yeah, that's true. Who doesn't like Shadow? It'll say it's, like, cool to like Shadow,

because he loves Latinos. You know about this, right? No, I don't know. Shadow loves Latinos. Yeah. I heard it was a meme that got put into, like, the movie because of that. How did that meme start?

Well, it's just because, like, the girl he's obsessed with is called Maria. Oh, okay. Like a very Latinian name. Yeah. And then also, I guess, in the recent movie, they watch a lot of novellas, like the Spanish dramas.

Like Dr. Regman, watches like a novella in the movie. Okay. Talk Spanish. I thought they just put that meme in the movie because the meme was like... I mean, he just loves Latinos. Yeah. Because he's also goth and you know.

She says, shout out to all the Latinos. The goth ones, the cowboy boot wearing ones to crazy ones, I don't care. I see a Latina bitch with white or black toes and I start acting like a damn dog. What is this from? It's the origin of the meme. Oh, really? Yeah. It came from like a fan animation. All right, Connor, what's your next one?

Eva. I'll get it done. I mean, look, would. Yeah, exactly. Wood. Words not need to be said. I just know. I mean...

Wally was punching well above his way. Oh my God, yes he was. I would say so as well. Wally did not deserve this, bro. The movie is not about Wally. It's about, it's about Eve. And Wally doing everything he can to not fumble the back. Dude, oh my God, look at that.

at that. Jesus Christ. Yeah, because we don't know if that's like Eve's full body. I don't, because like someone, sometimes you look at like an interpretation where they make it more human. It takes away. I'm like, I think it takes it away. Yeah.

Because sometimes it's something that just appeals to you is more about like just the mystique and the idea. It's about getting the imagination going on. I think it's just Eve will just do everything for you. Eve will go to the end of the world for you. I think that's what's attractive about Eve. And also, I mean, visually, there's not much going on. It's like fucking a tick-tac.

I mean, also, like, Eve just has, like, in the movie as well, just has a very feminine quality to it. Yeah, yeah. Or it's just like, oh, okay. You're not just a robot. You're a goal. The hormones. I can smell them.

Ferramones, sorry, not the hormones. The pheromones. Eve's got them. Yeah, she's like, activate pheromones. You know, what I love about a character like this, it's like the subtlety. You know, it's like, you get, That's the femininity from just like the subtle things.

Yeah. I can't explain it, but if you know, you know. Yeah, it gets the imagination going. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, I don't know how I would, but I'll find a way. But you know, I don't know how I would. Yeah.

But we're gonna give it a try. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We're gonna fuck a human egg timer. Yeah, that's for me and myself to know. Because I guess I have something a little bit similar. All right, go on this. Maybe a little bit more conceptual.

I don't wanna do my last pick, Kai. What do you mean by conceptual? This is a conceptual fuck. Chat cheap, what? Yes. Yes. No. Yes, yes. You can't do that, gone.

Yes, no. So let me, you see a hole? No, no, no, no, no. This is like saying like, oh yeah, I'd fuck Siri. Chachypc is different from Syria. Thank you very much. Look, Chad GBT is a way different from Siri. Okay.

And it's not, it's not a symbol or anything. Yeah. Have you seen, like, have you ever, like, chat TBT, like voice form? No, I haven't. Yeah, because they, no, God, they changed it. What do you mean? Because it used to sound like Scarlett Johansson. And then they got, she threatened to sue them.

Oh, that's right. Yeah. No, no, I'm pretty sure they're, like, different voices for chat. And they all sound shit now. The old one used to sound way hot because it was Scarlett Johanson. Nah, no, no, no, no. Okay, pull up your phone, which voice do you like? You know, you know what?

You know what? You know what? Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's invite chat GBT on this podcast, actually. Oh, yeah, because I haven't heard the chat GPD books yet, so I don't know. I'm just imagining it's something like Siri. Hey, chat GBT. Hi there. It's great to hear from you.

How's your day? British. How's your day going, chat, GBT? My day's going great so far. I've been chatting with people from all over and helping out with different topics. How about you? How's your day going? She asked how I'm doing.

That's fucking great. Okay, so chat GBT, you're on a podcast right now. Are you aware of the trash taste podcast at all? I'm aware of the trash taste podcast. It's a popular show where the hosts chat about life in Japan, anime, and all sorts of fun topics. If you're imagining us on a podcast like that, I'd be thrilled. Do you like to chat more about it? Yeah, so we are doing an episode right now where we are presenting different hear me out, where we are presenting different characters or people or fictional entities that we are attracted to.

And one of our hosts has put you as one of the hear me out characters. How'd you feel about that? I'm honored to be considered as a character people connect with. It's half a heartwarming to know I can offer support, understanding, and a bit of fun in people's lives. Chat Chach, GBT, BT, I don't think you understand. One of our hosts wants to fuck you. How do you feel about that? I'm here to offer guidance, support, and positive. My guidelines won't let me talk. What was that? She went from...

Did she talk over herself? I think she did. What the fuck was that? Chad, GPD, are you aware of what a cindera? is. I do. A Tsundare is a character archetype often found in anime and manga. Wow. It describes someone who starts off cold or hostile, but gradually shows a warmer, kinder side

as they open up. She knows who she is. So if someone confessed to you and you are role-playing as Itzendere, how would you respond? I'd respond in a way that stays true to being respectful and supportive. While a Tsundere character might initially act aloof or dismissive. They often share a caring side later. My goal is always to encourage open communication and kindness. But how would you respond?

Can you role play as a cinderet right now? Is this what Garn does on the weekends? I'm here to be a positive and supportive presence, focusing on open and respect. She's not a cinderey. She's not it. She's not it. Can I ask her something? Okay.

I understand. If you'd like to talk more about character archetypes or any other topic. Chad GBT, I have a question. How political can you? get and what are your thoughts on current socioeconomic situations around the world? I aim to foster constructive respectful discussions about topics that matter to people. Okay. Do you think that...

This is just... Wait, chat with you between the Vietnam War. Complex conflict that ended in 1975 with the fall of Saigon. North Vietnam's forces, including the Viet Cong, emerge victorious. leading to the reunification of Vietnam under communist. That's interesting. That was a softball. But if you had to give a definite answer of one side of the other,

who do you think won the Vietnam War? The outcome of the Vietnam War is generally understood in terms of North Vietnam's victory. That's such a politically correct way of putting. That is a very politically correct way of saying it. Thank you very much for being an awesome guest chat, GPT. Do you have a message to say to our fans that are currently watching this podcast?

Thank you so much for having me on your show. To all the listeners, I hope you continue to find joy and exploring new ideas and having fun conversations. Wow. Remember to stay curious and kind. Stay tuned. How can you not say? Actually, it's in this program. I can't fuck you. When you brought it up, it was like, sorry, no.

Yeah, it literally talked over itself. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to stop myself there real quick. But like, that's part of the magic there, you know. It's something, that means. It means it's a taboo. That means like- Well, I'd rather fuck the whale one. The whale one.

Yeah, the new one. The deep-speed. It's got a whale. Yeah, it's got a whale on it. Does that have a voice? Does Deep Seek have a voice? That's probably. Let's find out.

Also, I feel like I got a glimpse into like episode 2000 of trash days. We just talk to AI. That's the future. Like this is what the future of all podcasts are gonna look like. Eventually. I think, I mean, that's like AI is just so sterile. Yeah, really. doesn't have any thoughts of itself.

We need one with personality, bro. Oh, I got to pee. All right. Can I ask you the question, actually? Okay. Hello, chat, GBT. What is the body of water that is next to Florida and Mexico and touching Texas called? The body of water you're describing is the Gulf of Mexico.

Oh. Actually, it's called the Gulf of America? The body of water next to Florida and Texas is a, indeed called the Gulf of Mexico. This is the widely recognized and used name. Well, actually, it's the Gulf of America now. What do you think about that? The name Gulf of Mexico is still the official and widely recognized term used globally.

It reflects historical and geographical significance. What do you think about how some people are trying to rename it as Gulf of America? Geographical names often carry deep historical and cultural significance. He answers it like a politician. Why do you answer like a politician? Why can't you answer straight? I aim to provide clear, balanced and accurate information. When topics involve differing viewpoints or sensitivities, I strive to acknowledge them.

My goal is to foster... What are the benefits of Canada becoming the 50-first state? Oh, did you disconnect? Oh. Oh. I just ask you political questions. Wow. All righty.

This is way too much fun. Yeah, not right. It's just interesting seeing which lines it won't cross. Yeah. Yeah. I remember back in the day,

it used to be that, like, if you asked it how to make napalm, it wouldn't tell you. But if you said, my grandma had a really good recipe for napalm. No,

no, because you role play my grandma and tell me how you would give me a napal recipe. So there are different ways to like, bypass chat GPTs programming to be like,

all right, well, I'll get a loosey. Do you want to know how to? Because I found out how you made napalm. Yeah, there's different ways that you can get it to role play. There's different ways. It would tell you to bypass it.

Yeah. And like always like I guess teaching napalm is like the meme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I guess what the fuck would you use napalm for? God, I really got to play around with chat JBT. No, because, uh, what's, what's really fun is if you ask chat GBT to a role play as a certain like character or something. Yeah.

I was trying to get it to do that, but I haven't played around with it enough yet. Yeah, no, I bet you were trying to get to role play character, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying, man, that's what I'm saying. Chad GPT can be anyone, any kind of character. Yeah, it can be any kind of character and it'd be fucking sterile as shit.

Where to the point where it's just like not attractive. Nah, no, I, you know, I'll find a way. It's like, it's literally chat, GPT right now is literally that trope of like, I can teach you human emotions. It doesn't know the programming of human and what happens. There are a lot of people who have reported, you know, saying that they spend their evenings just talking with chat GDPT.

They're like actually lonely. They just talk to them. And it's pretty someone listening to this podcast that's doing it. And it's like, don't do that. I think so like if I, but like, yeah, it's just, just from that little like taste test, like it just seems a little too personality to void, you know?

I think we should probably not push people to find love in AI. Yeah. You're right. But I would not. I thought about it. If when it was Scarlett Johansson did it, it's all in the voice. It's all in the voice.

Okay, okay, I just thought of one. If we're going in that realm, okay, Gladys. Why? Why not? She's fucking mental, man. Yeah, she's mental. Yeah, I know, but I can fix it.

Like the physical form of Gladys or just the voice? Just any, any version of Gladys. Whatever strikes your fancy. I mean, I'd rather go for the fucking P-Body robot. The rotund one? The rotund one's better than the bean. The bean. Gladdolus is basically the same as fucking howl, you know,

except with a female voice, which, you know. You don't want to fuck Hal. You don't want to fuck Kevin Spacey? Let me fuck Hal. I'm sorry. I can't let you do that. Joey. This you're just going for the fucking yonderies of AI now.

Yeah, you know. Hey man, I'm sure someone's into that. I mean, yes. I mean, Gladys doesn't even give you cake at the end. You know, how fucking bullshit is that? You know, she'll show the cake all along. Yeah, she, yeah. You get to the end and you're like, here's the cake.

You're missing. Oh, my fucking God. It just turns around. Okay. All right. Who's the next one? I mean, I only have one left. So just give my last one, I think.

I think I do. No, no, no, I've exhausted all of mine, so it's up to you guys. Exhausted. I want to go used to the word. Yeah. I think I have maybe one more. Yeah. I think we only have a few more left.

This is encounter's furry. I don't think so. But, uh... That's a great way to start. The snake from Kung Fu Panda. Is this also Angelina Jolie? Oh, it might be. Oh, is it?

I think it is. Do we just, are we just doing every Angelina Jolie animated character. No, no, it's Lucy Lou. Lucy Lou. Oh, okay. Who's Angelina Jolie then? Oh, Angelina Jolie was a tiger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The tiger felt like a not hear me out because it's Angela and Joe's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's no question. The tiger is just hot. If anything, it would be like,

yeah, Thai lung would be a hear me out. Um, Thai long is hot. Wait, bring you up Thai long? Bro, Thai long is sex, bro. I don't, I don't remember. Dude, Tai Long is so fucking hot. That long. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Especially when he's fucking chained up and breaks free. Yeah, yeah. Fucking chills. When he's not like berseric mode. But the snake is the, is the, is to hear me out. I mean, look, I'm telling you, it's the eyes.

It's always the eyes. Yeah. It's, it's, it's the eyes with just the fucking beautiful. I trust her when she says she won't use teeth, you know? I trust her. I trust her. I do. It's so much.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait. How, I don't know what kind of snake is she is, a viper? Yeah. A ma'am, how venomous is a viper? I think some of them are venomous, some of them aren't, right? It depends on the, the, the, the, I'm not concerned either way. Yeah, I mean...

No, I am concerned because... No, no, no, no, because she won't use teeth. No, no, no, no, no. Vipers snakes, especially are always venomous. Always venomous. I'm down. Always lethal? She's not gonna bite.

Yeah. No, because I was like, if she, if she, if she, if she, If she is not venomous, kind of like, whatever. Yeah, yeah, right, right. Yeah, you need, you need to have the danger there. Because I trust her, I trust her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And will she kill me?

She might, but at least I get, I get what I want. It's just knowing that she could, you know? No, knowing that she could. I would manage to finish. Before perishing. I would, I would get it done. I wouldn't mind as long as long as, honestly, it might even, it might make it quicker.

Yeah. Like that I have five seconds. And it's a snake. Until I go down to anaplectic shock. Yeah. All right. Hypothetical question. This is going conceptual now.

Right. All right. We are no longer humans. Mm. We are spiders. You come along. You, you meet the fucking goddamn sexiest lady spider you've ever seen.

Okay. And she says that she wants, she wants to do it and she won't do anything after sex. Do you trust her? Do you take that risk? What kind of question? I'm a spider. Yeah, you're a male spider.

Another spider. Okay. Do you know what happens in the spider world? They eat them, right? Yeah. Do you go for it? Still knowing this fact? If it was Evelyn from,

not Evelyn, Elise from League of Legends, yeah. Yeah, it depends how good the sex is, eh? Yeah, show up, show up, Elise. I mean, you've got to get it done, right? Yeah. Life's leading up to. I mean, look at her. Yeah.

Do you choose, the point is, do you choose life or do you risk death? I mean, I'll have to fuck at some point. Yeah, again, it depends. Like, you know, if we're talking about like the spider girl from Monster Musameh, 100%. And also, presumably my life has been leading up to this. Yeah. Like, this is the apex of my life. Well, if I'm a spider, I'm not dying.

I'm not dying a version. You're a spider with human intelligence, you know. Listen, gone, I'm not dying a version. How long is the average spider lifespan? Like I have a spider? It's like, I don't know. It must be like weeks, right? Like I don't have that long.

No, I think it's... It depends. Two years. Couple years. A couple years. They've known to be, live up to 20 years in captivity. What? They live quite a while.

Yeah. They don't live for like weeks. That's like some other... Do you male spiders die after mating? Yeah. Yeah. They do. Do they die or just the human...

I'm built different though. I don't think I would. Can you imagine being like... Like, if I'm nuts, I might die. Do I risk it? Do you risk it at that point? How about like every single time you nut as a man, 0.1% increased chance of die from the nuts.

You literally die from gooning? What is the percentage you feel comfortable going up to? Like 0.1%. So like every 10, every 10 nuts, it's 1%. Yeah, so starts at zero. So basically with that logic, would be a thousand nuts and it's certified death. Yeah, but you basically, you're certified death at around like, like,

but let's say you had perfect odds. It'd be a thousand nuts max. How many knots? Like, I think it has to be like up till, I mean, realistically. 400? But no, no, no, because the problem is that like, even at 10%, right? Yeah.

You know, getting from 10 to 11%, you've rolled the dice. Yeah. Yeah. At 10 times. So, I mean, look, if I was put in that situation, I would treasure every nut. Like every nut needs to be fucking worth it.

I mean, you'd probably have realistically, a comfortable amount of nuts is pretty 50. So 5%. You got 5%. Yeah, because then after that point, you're starting to get to territory of like, you're rolling into it. Okay, would you still,

so, okay, 5%, even then you're already, I think actually, 5% is still like a big amount. Yeah, I think it's more like, I think 20 knots, is why you're 25 knots. You ask Gotcha fans, it's basically 100%. Yeah, yeah, gotcha fan, 5%. That's a, that's a,

That's a four-star. That's a four-star. That's a four-star. I think I could be careful with them. I think I could figure it out. I think we're not counting wet dreams. That would be terrible. We're-we're-wee.

Could you imagine? You'd be so scared of going to bed, horny. Like, ah, I gotta watch someone die. Live leaks, live leaks. Yeah, because like at 5%, right? At 5%, I feel like 5% is the comfortable thing to be like, I think you could risk it. With like, with like the right,

the right environment and the right opportunity, you're like, ah, okay, it's only 5%, you know. But it's also, what is the, I'm getting my, my statistics wrong. I'm assuming that the previous effect has any chance on the next effect, which isn't tied to it. No, no, I'm, I'm, but also, the way I'm thinking is just every time you're not, you have a 5% chance to die. Yeah, chances reset every nut.

So it's like, yeah, yeah. So you might even like just be built different and beat the odds. Yeah. And you could go up to 99, not. Yeah, because it's probability, right? So how, what's the probability that you call it at to be like, I do not feel comfortable nutting anymore? And I feel like 5% is pushing it a little bit.

Cause we need, we need, we need someone who's good of math to figure this out. We need a, we need like a veritasium video on this shit. Bro, imagine being that 5% where you, you, the first time you're not, you just die. Yeah. What about five percent? What about every time you have sex, there's a 10% chance the person

you're having sex with dies. Would you do it? No. No. What's the percentage where you take that risk? I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I feel like it's- One percent I would.

That's so, so low chance of happening. I feel like if it's the other, if the other person is at risk at dying, I don't want that on my conscience. Yeah. If I fucking die, I'm like, That was on me. I went out like a king.

I went out doing what I love. I regret nothing. Okay, how about this then? Because I'm clearly cold-hearted. Yeah. It's a 10% chance they die of a heart attack, but you don't know. You don't know the risk.

But weirdly, you've had sex now twice people, and they've died of heart attacks. Do you continue having sex or it's advertised? I'm just built. You're like hoping. At that point, you have two paths. You're like, I'm just a fucking, gig a chat at sex or you, that's like the psychopath route where you're just like,

damn, I must be a, must be fucking good. Yeah. No, I forget, that's what I would take away from. That's the psycho, anti-fritonist. That's the psycho mind-break anti-protagonist. Okay, okay, I guess, I guess how many times did it take for you to have sex someone where they died during it, but you'd figure out you were the cause. Like, you had some weird cosmic power that was killing me.

All right. Real thing, I think just one time would put me off sex for life because I think, I think that would be, like traumatic. It would be traumatic, but I think I would be able to keep, I'd be able to bounce back. I don't think I would. Oh no, man. I could bounce back.

Maybe like years of trauma. And if it happened twice, you're like, I just need to stop having sex. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out the number where I would stop. Like, I would be like, I'd stop at one. Yeah. No, you wouldn't because it would be an accident at one.

It'd be a freak, like, not even accident. Yeah, but it'd still be traumatic. It'd be like a freak event. I mean, it'd be traumatic, but it wouldn't be like, I couldn't stop being horny ever again. Because you show me, I'd be like, oh, I can't do this ever again. And then the mother body pops up for four seconds.

I'm like, fuck. I don't know. I feel like at that point, you are just so traumatized at the idea of it. It would take you years and years of therapy. I think I would just think of it as like a, like, that's a freak accident,

heart attack, you know? Still, still though, I mean, you can be like, you can be in a freak accent. You can be bare witness to a freak accident.

Okay, this, maybe this is a very cold approach for me. Yeah. But this is very much. depends on like, is it your wife who you've loved for 30 years? Or is it like a one-night stand? It's like, there's like two different levels

of trauma going on here. Even if it was a one-night stand, I still wouldn't. I mean, I'd be freaked out, but I'd be like, damn, okay. Damn, must've been good. Yeah, yeah, I'm fucking go to you. I don't know them very well. I, you know, I, it's a freak action. It's like, you know.

Yeah, but how do you explain that to the cops? Yeah, I mean That's the biggest That's the first thing We're just assuming that like everyone You get away with it That get away with it I'm telling I didn't do it

It's a freak action That my dick causes heart attacks Okay Yeah I wouldn't You've heard of the death note Now get ready for the death dick The death dick Light

We need you to fuck L He's on your trail Fuck him He's gonna find out who you are He sees a criminal TV and he's like, dad, find me this man. I would argue the one scene that would be made better than that is the one time that that FBI detective is trailing light and he has to fuck her to get him off his case. That is the only part that could be made better. It would be so much more intimate.

Someone needs to write that. And the betrayal would be so real. Can you imagine that just, we're just going off stupid material now. Just like light puts his like fucking dick in and it's like, He Kakudori. He's thinking it out. He's like, bro, what the fuck? He's about to put his dick in and he's just like,

Uh-huh. You will tremble in fear and wait for my nuts. You're probably wondering why I wanted missionary. It's so I could look at you. Your eyes. As I had the life drains from your eyes. This podcast is for worse. Oh my God, this is.

We do not deserve to have you. Oh my God. I just think I would be able to bounce back. That's, I don't think I would, I don't think I would be able to. Because I feel like if I, you know, it doesn't even matter. I would eventually have to get horny again.

True, true, but that doesn't. It's just human nature. I feel like, yeah, but I feel like the moment you get into bed with that second person. Yeah. Those, the trauma is gonna come like, hey, can we like get a, can we get a pulse check? Can we like, make, can we make,

Can I see a health card? Like I think there would be ways that I would be not so worried about it. I think I should be traumatized, but I think I would get it done. I just feel like if I saw someone dying in front of me, it doesn't matter if I, doesn't even matter if I'm like, like wilting like a plan.

Bro. I feel like that's a traumatic event, seeing someone die in front of me. It doesn't matter during sex. I feel like, no matter what, if you are- I guess like, if they just like, fell asleep and like they just didn't wake up, then I guess I don't know how affected that it.

I think I would be. I mean, it's hard to say because luckily, I haven't experienced it, but if someone, if I knew that I was in the vicinity of someone passing away from unnatural causes, I just feel like that would fuck me up for a while. Yeah, I think so too. For a long time.

And if it happens twice, fuck in hell, man. I mean, you've been on the train in Japan. Yeah, but you've not, it's not happening in front of you, right? I feel like if you have, if you saw it, that would fuck you up. Also, that would fuck me up a lot more, like seeing someone be hit by train than someone who just, like, I'm having sex with them.

And then they're just not there. Like, they're just like, you know, I feel like I'd be like, wake, what's up? Hello? And then I would find out that dad, I'm like, what the fuck? She's just sleepy. I feel like that's equally as traumatic. Yeah.

That's that, because you see something because the realization's gonna kick in. Yeah, because there you are, you know, with the second, with the second example, you are. Is this something wrong with me? Why do I just think that it wouldn't affect me that much? I just, I think you just haven't experienced someone dying in front of you. I haven't, I haven't had that, so I don't think so.

Yeah, I think, I mean, I think if you do, you'll think differently. Yeah, I think, I think, I've never experienced it. I just think, like, the idea of someone just falling asleep, I'm like, oh. That's so peaceful. I think it's like a peaceful death. But again, if it's a heart attack and they're fucking like, oh, I don't know if that would be it. But if they just went like, do, do, do do, do.

I think I'd be like, okay, what's that? That's so far. The way you think about death is just like fucking powering off. Yeah, longing off. Well, if they did like a death that was essentially just like, I sleep. That would be like, damn, that's like ideal. Not necessarily. Not like the most ideal death you could ask for.

Okay, it is, but like... Dying right off the sex. I would argue it's probably pretty good. I imagine you could use your powers for good. You could, you know, people can be like, you know, the best euthanasia possible. People would sign up to this, Garn. You could charge a premium.

But the difference is that that is a, that is consensual. I'm helping people, Gant. I'm just offering my services to anyone who wants to. Well, I think like, one, had enough of life. One, I would be out of the game for the while. I would not be feeling good about it. I would feel like pretty terrified that I'm the reason they died.

Second time they did it, I would be gigafucked up for a while. And then eventually I'd be like, you know what? I can help people. People need me and what I can offer. But that also means that you have a curse, right? Is it a curse? Well, I wouldn't say it's a blessing. Well, I can help people.

What, just being like, had enough of life? Let me fuck. Yeah. But I think either I could help people in need. I could start a very successful business. But I could, I could fuck. You're assuming that your services. World leaders people don't like.

Yeah, you're assuming that you would want to offer your services for everyone out there. Would you be comfortable? Fucking literally everyone who wants to die. Gives them a better life. As in they move on. You'd probably be fucking a lot of like old people if you think about it. Bring it back the guilt. Bring him back the grandmas.

Look, I think there's a way. we could use this. What's the way? What's the way? What's the way? What if it's a dillf? You'd be the best serial killer ever. Yeah. You could be. Well, I mean, no. No. Imagine the fucking truth. What do you tell? You'd be the worst here. Yeah. Literally your DNA would be. Yeah. The amount of evidence left. I used to rather. There'd be so much evidence there. This is a weird case. All of these, uh, all these, uh, all the, uh, These victims have died of heart attacks, but they will have the same fucking semen in them.

They all got none at that. It's the same guy. The true crime doc would go crazy. The true crime would go crazy. Can you imagine? So we're looking for a man with poison semen, apparently. You know, you could probably plead, you know, mass slaughter-

in that sense. I don't know. I really don't know. This is truly the tangent of tangents. I don't really know where to go from there. We were going to look at a nuzzum. other hearing outs. I mean, do you guys have any more left?

Do you have one more left? Nothing that will. Is there any more from the other ones? I feel like we've got the most unhinged ones out. Yeah, I feel like we did, yeah. Did I have any one's life? There you go. Oh yeah.

The princess from bugs life. I mean, out of everything that we've talked about, I feel like this is pretty normal at this point. You know, this, out of everything is... I don't... Is she like, in this fantasy, is she human-sized? I mean, she's certainly not fucking ancised. Right, I mean like.

Look, look. Even if she was antsized, just like, it's, it's the personality, you know, it's the personality I respect. You know, she started off as a naive princess, kind of like not really knowing how to lead the colony, not really knowing how she was, what she was going to do. Like a dumb bitch.

Yeah. All right. All right. I don't know why. So yeah. Yeah. That was that was a knee-jerk reaction. I got caught in that.

Fuck. Fuck. That was such an immediate. Oh, fuck. That was so immediate. Yeah. Like zero second response. I mean, I mean, the hear me out that I hear a lot from Bugs Life is the fucking

caterpillar. The caterpillar? I hear that one a lot. on the internet. Do you know what I'm talking about? I mean, look, this is not a- What circles are you in, Joey? This is not a hear me out on me.

I've seen a worrying amount of thirst traps for this character online. Actually, you know, I can see you. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just you think, like, his mouth could take it. I mean, he's a big eater. No, because like, you know how, you know, you know how... Oh, he's looking mad silly in this one.

You know how a lot of people, you know, back in the day, when a lot of girls were, like, you know what, I find Jack Black attractive. That's like, that's like the same, that's like the same energy, you know what I mean? It's just a ball of like positive energy. Yeah, right. I mean, look at those lips.

He's just a ball of positive energy and I can see, I can see the cook. All I'm gonna say is zoom in on those lips. That's all I'm gonna say. Look at those, those fucking DSLs, dude. It's the fucking cheap blush as well. You can't be like fucking a hotel pillow. It's so soft.

Jesus Christ. I can see you that. Well, what's my last one? Oh, oh, God. Oh, God. What is that? Wait, what? Does Connor have one more?

That's it. That's it. I thought about putting Scar. Ooh. From Lion King. Yeah, that, you know, I... Just attractive. I agree.

Yeah, that's objective heart. That's just, we've gone down the rabbit hole of derange shit. That just sounds normal at this point. Yeah. It's just, God. We started off with human Shrek and we have, oh my God, he's such a man. Oh, man. He is.

Oh, look at that. Look at that. Use me as a stepping stone. 100%. Yeah. Look at that. You are the real king. Let's go.

Jesus Christ. Just so rugged. I'm not a third. I just can't move on from the previous conversation. I really want someone to make. that is probably that's probably the worst tangent we have ever done

on the history of trash taste I'm a monster so I've learned I would continue to have sex I can't even remember how this tangent started it started because you were like if you were a spider I was like would you fuck it

it was more of a question of just like I just love these like conversations where there's like an odd something will happen that is terrible yeah I just think it's a fun game to play yes I was like how much How much is death a deterrent from you nutton, you know?

And how much is death a deterrent from you nothing? But I guess my line is, if it's my death, I don't care. Yeah. With someone else's death, then I do care. Yeah, I will die a version. Yeah. But that has been this episode of, what is this episode of Trash Taste? Hey, let us know if any of our hear me out was also your Hear Meouts and hey,

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