Trash Taste Podcast - Proving We Have The Same Brain Cell | Trash Taste #230
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Hey, all, welcome back to another episode
of the Trash Taste Podcast.
I'm Joey and I'm with the boys, Connor and Gone.
Welcome.
As for usual, we have, what's that on the table there?
Hello.
This is a board game known as Wadlength.
This is what we're doing today.
Yeah.
Because, you know, we have great conversations.
And sometimes I feel like they're just waiting,
ready to be discovered.
I think this is a great game of getting conversations out.
We're not really gonna play it the way it's intended.
Normally there's points and scoring.
Yeah.
But we're just gonna try and see if we kind of know each other well.
So basically how this game works is there's a bunch
of prompt. It'll be like,
there's like thrilling versus terrifying.
Like that, right? Yeah.
And then we'll spin the wheel.
You can do it random or whatever the fuck I want to do.
It doesn't matter. We're in belt.
We can decide.
It'll be like this.
Okay.
So it's leaning more towards the thrilling side.
Yeah. So you need to say, like if it's your turn,
we don't see this.
What is more thrilling than terrifying?
And if we get within that zone, we get points.
I see.
So we're basically just trying to see if we know each other
and if we agree with what you said.
Because the thing I find terrifying,
you guys might find thrilling.
Exactly.
We're not on the same wavelength.
Yeah.
It's a game that basically test how in tune you are
with each other.
It's sussing each other out the game.
Yes, yes.
And what your values are.
And what kind of things you find
maybe terrifying or cute?
We're like what, 200 and almost 30 episodes.
Yeah.
So we should know each other.
So we should be thinking exactly the same.
Right? We should be thinking exactly.
I mean this will be easy game for Garnight
because we've got same brain cells.
Exactly.
It's more about, it's you versus us too, really.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
All right.
So we're gonna take it in terms,
thinking up of a prompt.
Okay, based on the cards that we have here.
They have like advanced cards.
Do they?
What's the difference?
The advanced one.
I guess harder prompts.
Right.
If you're like struggling, you wanna go through.
Yeah, let me see these.
Okay.
What do we go on?
Normally you'd pick one at random,
but we figured, hey, just fucking pick something,
you think you can make some
I'm funny.
Yeah, okay.
Joey, do you wanna go first?
Sure.
All right, all right.
Ooh.
And we also got like a terrible version of this,
board.
It's like really janky.
It feels really janked.
I don't, I feel like when I played it earlier,
it was smoother last one.
Oh, it's squeaks.
Oh, it feels gross.
All right.
Okay, I got famous versus infamous.
All right, Joe, do you want the board?
All right, here we go.
All right.
And normally just to make it random,
but if you wanted, we've said,
we said like, hey, if you want to,
You got a really funny idea, put it somewhere.
Yeah.
We'll try to figure it out.
This is more just to test if we are thinking the same.
Yeah.
All right, Joey.
What's your prompts?
What's your prompts, Joey?
No, why?
Do you have a good idea?
Oh my God, I'm scared.
Hitler.
Infamous versus famous?
Joey, that's easy.
All right, all right, all right.
Well, we all know where this is.
Wait, wait, Connor.
It's open, by the way.
Oh, okay, it's open.
Oh, the jank.
Yeah, I know, the jank.
Is it better now?
No, it's, I think you just moved it.
Found more?
That's, that's fine.
It's just open.
I'm trying to fucking.
Yeah, I know, this is so jake.
It's like moving the monolith.
Wait, so you said,
wait, hold on, let me try that again.
I feel.
Do you want a new prompt?
I kind of, I kind of forgot what the word infamous meant.
Oh.
Do you want a new prompt, Joey?
Yeah.
Go for it, go for it.
Let me try this again.
That's the most trash taste thing out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's infamous?
Yeah, what's infamous again?
Bro hasn't even had a drink.
I know.
Oh, are we drinking, by the way?
I know, I remember, we can if you are.
Let's see.
Let me finish my coffee first.
Yeah.
Oh my god, these are hard.
I mean, I guess this is why these are advanced.
Are those the advanced ones?
Do you want the smells bad?
Do you want that one?
Yeah, can I have the baby mode one for a second?
Give me the advanced ones.
You take the-
me and Garner advanced.
Yeah, you guys, I don't have the brain cells
for these.
Okay, kinds of games.
We don't fast forward.
All right, I've got worst athlete of all time
versus greatest athlete of all time.
Okay, okay.
And what's your prompt?
Michael Phelps.
Of all time?
Of all time.
Okay, well.
Do you want to show, we'll close our eyes
if you want to show the viewers, you can.
All right.
All right, they seen?
Yep.
Yeah.
All right, close it up.
Hang up.
All right.
Okay.
So what would you, would, do we consider like the Olympics to be like, you're the goat?
Well, Connor, Connor, why don't you pick first?
Oh.
Why don't you pick first?
Well, he's pretty good.
I mean, I don't think he's the greatest of all time to ever do it.
Moses probably.
What?
Yeah.
How good of an athlete do you think Michael Phelps is?
So this right here is the greatest of all time.
This is the Wote of all time?
I guess so, yes.
Goat versus Wote.
So Wote is down here, God is here.
Yeah.
I mean, he's definitely like near goat status.
But is he the greatest of all time?
I mean, that's swimming arguably, but not like,
I mean.
I would imagine to be the greatest athlete all time.
You'd have to be like the best.
Who is the greatest athlete of all time
then?
Who the fuck won the declares.
Catalan like 10 years ago.
Because you're objectively just the goat of one sport.
Well, okay.
You're not just gonna one sport,
you're gonna be the goat of all the sports put together.
You know what I mean?
Like that's worth something.
True.
Well, okay.
You know, why, so why you swimming a fucking pond?
All right.
Go run.
Get on a bike, bitch.
So I think he would be very, very close.
Like super close.
Okay.
You think it's like more than this.
Oh, because I think, okay, here's the thing.
Well, no, just tell me.
I want to hear a story.
Okay, okay.
Tell me if you agree.
Well, no, no, no.
I will tell you if I agree, okay, Connor?
Okay, I think there is some legitimacy
to the conversation when he has won
the most gold medals out of like everyone in history.
Is that true? Is that true?
I might have just made it up.
Because if that is true.
Who has the Olympic?
Who has the most Olympic gold medals?
I mean, listen, that is information.
I mean, he's not a lot.
I thought, we all agree he has a lot.
I thought he had the most Olympic gold medals.
Thank you very much, all time, all time in the Olympics.
Obviously, we're not counting like the OGs
back in the Athens days when they were killing.
I see.
Joey did not know that.
That is, that is news to me.
I thought we were on the same wavelength there.
I was like, this is easy because you're like,
okay, you're talking about.
He was kind of good at swimming, huh?
Yeah, fuck.
Yeah, he is the most goaded swimmer
and arguably, you know, you can make an argument
for if you win the most gold medals of all time
in the competition about all the sports in the world.
That's a, you know, that's a conversation
for goat status of best athlete of all time.
So you wanna do like right down there?
Well, no, no, you shouldn't be tainted by the knowledge
that Joey didn't know.
I know, I'm, instead of like,
instead of like, let's guessing what he does,
I'm, my heart is like, yeah.
Oh, you want to be right.
Yeah, you want to be right.
You don't want to play the game.
You want to just be right.
I'm not here for the points, baby.
I think it's, I'll put my finger here because I think it's here.
Do you want to unveil it then?
All right, all right.
No, you got to, yeah.
Oh, no.
No.
What the fuck?
Joey.
Joey.
Joey.
Joey, he has the most Olympic medals in a whole time.
First of all, I didn't.
It is only halfway.
I didn't know that piece of information.
Second of all, I took, I took, I took,
worst athlete of all times.
Wasn't he, didn't he have like a fucking doping scandal?
I'm pretty sure, right?
If there's one piece of Michael Phelps information I have
is that he had a doping wiki.
You had a doping scandal, right?
One and done.
Me when I get pulled over for drink driving.
Nah, I want him done though.
So I'm like, really, how much of that is his actual talent?
Wow.
Well, the drugs don't do it for you.
You still have to like.
Like, yeah, you still gotta be good at it.
Well, then why do you do it?
Look, no one-
That's a pretty shitty athlete, if you ask me.
The problem is that no one ever talks about the athletes
that dope and don't fucking do shit.
Yeah.
We don't give them enough credit.
We should have more headlines about the guy
who came ninth and doped.
Yeah.
So that we know that it's not worth doing
because you're not gonna be the goat and who dooped.
Goat who doped.
Look, look, look, you go up, you go up just a little bit.
He says, I did it the clean way, he added.
I won 23 Olympic gold medals the clean way.
It can be done.
And I don't know, I believe him.
I don't know.
Why would,
why would as soon as you,
cove him to me.
If he was like Lance Armstrong
levels of doping,
yeah.
He'd still be at least here.
You know?
Because he still did just win that many.
Yeah.
Okay.
In that case,
they're not gonna lie, dog.
I don't know a single athlete who's like mid.
Probably like name anyone on like.
Can you name a mid-ranged athlete?
I don't know.
Just,
they're all better than me.
The guy who.
Emil Heski.
Who the fuck's that?
You don't know.
Just any generic football player.
I don't know.
I don't know why that's the first one that came to mind.
That guy who won the gold medals in the Olympics,
the Australian guy and the speed skating,
who when everyone else fell over.
I'd say he's perfectly in the middle.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
He's your own national hero, mate.
No, fuck.
I don't know who the fuck he is.
All right.
Well, Joey, that was awful.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
What the fuck.
I'm not good at this game.
That was perfect though.
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
Please keep doing it.
All right, I'll be stupid.
The most unpredictable shit of all times.
I'll be stupid for the entire time.
All right, what are you going for?
Do you got something?
Okay.
In the meantime, I'm gonna take the time
to actually think about what I'm doing next.
Let me pick.
You can go if you got a prompt.
I have a prompt, I like.
Okay.
Oh, I feel like this is gonna cause problems
if I say this, but you know what?
Okay, we're all here for the content.
What's the underrated game versus overrated game?
Oh, God.
So underrated game is here, overrated game is here.
I'm gonna say,
Super Mario Sunshine.
I'm- Oh, okay, well, Joey, Joey, what was me?
If it was you, yes.
Is it underrated than an overrated right?
Yeah, I don't wanna show the viewers either,
so I want them to guess at however what this could be.
I would put it like here.
You put it overrated, Joey?
You put it overrated?
I think it's a little overrated.
Fuck off, it's perfectly rated.
Perfectly rated right down the center.
I don't get it.
care what anyone else says. It is a masterpiece. It is very much seen as a masterpiece. The vibes
are on points. It's no Mario 64. I'm just going to say that. Fuck off. That's, that's an overrated
game. No, that's, that's on the overrated side of things. That's a perfectly rated game. That's on the
over that's on the overrated. You know what? Actually, I think Mario Sunshine is underrated Joe. Maybe
maybe I'll put it there. Maybe I'll put it there. Oh, it's not. Okay, so Joey.
People are so quick to hop on the dick of Sunshine. No, they're not. They're so quick to
Sunshine gets so much fucking shit
for being like, oh, it's not, it's not Mario 64.
It's not. It's not.
Yeah, you're right, it's better.
Look, I like sunshine, but I don't think it's as good
as Mario 64.
Okay, so where would you put it, Joe?
You put it there.
All right, hold on.
Oh, yeah, I would put it.
Oh, fuck.
But, okay.
You're trying to guess what I put it.
Yeah, yeah, we're trying to guess what Connor put, right?
Has Connor played Sunshine?
That's the question.
Yeah, also with wavelength,
the person who picks is not allowed to talk
until we finished.
Has Connor played Sunshine?
Do you know?
I'm gonna assume, Joe.
Because otherwise he wouldn't have picked the prompt.
I don't know.
I feel like he's just going off of it
based on like name value.
No, I thought,
I think to him it's kind of like
Ocroweaner of time where he hasn't played it
but he knows a lot about it.
See, like I said,
I'm not here to win the game.
I'm just here to go with my heart.
I'm here to prove my point.
I'm here to prove my point.
And I'm gonna put it there, Joe.
I'm gonna put it there.
Okay, I'm gonna put it then.
like slightly overrated.
So here?
Yeah, like around there.
Okay.
So me there, Joey there, slightly overrated.
Let's see what Connor put it.
Underrated.
Oh, ho ho!
That's what I love.
My man, my man.
It is my man.
How is it that underrated to you?
Have you played it first of all?
Yeah, one of my favorite games all time.
Oh shit.
I just think it's one of the goats of 3D Mario platform.
It's a great game, but it's not underrated.
Yeah, and like the, in the like,
sense compared to all games, yeah, it's not underrated.
But in my head, I was like, I just think it deserves more love
than the other Mario Platformers.
It's my favorite one.
I think I would argue.
That's why I knew it was a little controversial to put it.
I would argue it's gotten all the flowers.
Yeah. Well, you'd also do most underrated anime
or over-ed anime as well. We can make our own fucking shit up
as well if you guys want to do that.
We can do that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unless, Gantt, you got something?
Um, don't think too deeply about it, all right?
Because I didn't. What's the thing?
Okay, so the prompt is best year in history.
To my left.
Worst year in history to my rights.
Okay.
And I picked 2007.
So something in all our lifetimes.
How was 2007 for you guys?
How was 2007 for you guys?
Why 2007?
I think I know why.
Why?
Because it was golden age of anime.
Specifically 2007.
2006, 2007 is like...
What released in 2007?
I think Harrike came out in 2007, right?
So you think it's like more like a, like a,
Like a here?
Or I'd say it's definitely more on the best year, right?
Okay, okay.
In history though, he's also saying.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah.
You know, obviously I'm thinking like,
you know, it's a year before the mortgage crisis,
but presumably everyone was happy
because it hadn't happened yet.
Also, we were children and we didn't know what was happening.
Oh, yeah, speak to yourself, Jerry.
I was an informed child.
All right.
Like, I got, oh, here am I?
I don't know, this is such a weird one.
I would just say like, I'm gonna go boom.
The prompt is like best year in history, right?
It's just not.
Obviously the further back you go though,
the worst it was just to like live in.
Ah, sweet for yourself.
What fuck you mean?
Oh, it was a great time.
What were you?
Famine.
If you went back, if you went back,
okay, which would you rather live in?
The mid-1300s or 2007?
Yeah, 2007.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
All right, so what you're gonna like there?
I reckon it's like, based on just like,
just objectively, the 2000s being pretty good to live in
compared to other years in history and just
Gaunt's sentimental value of like being a great year in anime,
I would say it's like, I'd say it's like around here.
Ooh, all right, save that in Murdan.
There, that's pretty high.
Fuck it, I'll go crazy, I'll do like there.
Oh shit, okay, even better?
Yeah, sure, why-
All right, let's see.
All right, let's see.
Oh, oh, it's definitely on the good side.
Try not to, try not to, hold it, hold it.
Hey, I think I was close.
I think you were like, you're on the red zone.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Tell ya.
Explain your logic.
I mean, that was kind of like, the,
because I was trying to think, all right, what's like,
what would you say is like, not just even the golden year,
golden era for anime, which I think 2007 was a great year for anime.
Yeah, like Gur and the Gun.
Yeah.
I think in that year as well, Code Gios and Death Note,
I think in that year as well.
That was an amazing year.
for anime. It was just an amazing year in general, I think, because I think we're in just
like the golden age of the internet. Oh, yeah. Where we hadn't fully figured it out yet. I think
that was the year the iPhone got released or announced as well, which completely fucking
revolutionized the world. Yeah. How old were you in 2007? I was 17. Oh, my lord. So, so,
so there was like, so when I think of 2007, I think, all right, this is not just for anime,
Like I said, like, you know, just this is peak golden age internet.
You know, anime released this show.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I gotta agree with you.
Yeah, all right.
2007 was a great year.
What a good year, 2007.
What would the best year in the world have been then?
Oh, best year in the world.
Best year in history.
What's the best year in history for you guys?
That's the name.
1994.
Was you born?
Because I was born.
I don't know, way.
Um,
Yeah, year zero.
I'm sure year zero must have been hyped.
They're like, all right, we're gonna start from now.
Like, are we talking like, like, like, not including BC?
Not including B, bro, imagine being there when fucking Jesus came back, man.
Oh my God.
When you saw him respawn?
Yeah, when he saw Jesus, he resporn?
Imagine the hype of that moment, man.
That would be like the talk, well, it depended what your nationality was like, that's true.
That's true.
For some of you, I would have,
It was probably the worst here.
Damn, we should not have killed that guy.
Yeah, it's like, oh shit.
All right, what are you going for?
Okay, what are you going to,
I'm going to position this in a certain spot
based on how I feel about this prompt.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. So what is your prompt, Joey?
My prompt is stupid versus brilliant.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
So stupid on the...
Stupid on the left side.
If you look- Bad thing or worst thing is always here.
I'll raise things.
So, stupid on the right side.
And well, left if you're watching the video.
No. So what's the prompt?
Me.
Me.
I wanna know your guys' thoughts.
All right, well, it's like, it's like right there.
All right.
Thanks for making it easy this time, Jerry.
How much can we go on the stupid side of things?
Well, this is what Joey.
Okay, can we ask you one question?
Sure.
Is this what you believe of yourself?
This is what I believe my,
Okay.
Compared to the average human.
Just on the spectrum of stupid and brilliant,
this is where I think I am.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, all right.
I just want to know.
So, uh, this is a great way to find out who you're real friends are.
Hmm.
Maybe like a, how British don't I want to be today?
Yeah.
Here's pretty good.
Are we trying to think what Joey thinks?
what Joey thinks or I'm gonna be honest.
Well so I yeah, I mean there's the thing we all think
and then there's the humility debuff.
So Jay will slightly knock him down a few pegs.
Yeah, he wants to be modest.
Or what if I'm up myself?
What if I love my-no?
No, Joey, Joey's not that kind of person.
What if I think I'm like a 10 out of 10?
You wouldn't do it here because that's crazy.
Yeah. And you know that's crazy.
So I know you wouldn't do that.
As a mate, as a mate, I either wanna go here or here.
Fucking brilliant this one.
He's fucking brilliant.
He's fucking brilliant.
And then he opens his mouth on trash taste.
I'm like, oh, he's a fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot right here.
I would say, I think Joe, what did you score on your GCSEs?
No, on your A levels.
I don't know what that is.
Fuck, what's the osiest, what's the street?
The A-Tor.
Yeah, school.
Yeah, what grades?
I got all right, I guess.
What's all right?
I need letters, names.
Letters, names.
We don't operate on letters on that age.
Well, you don't?
No, we operate on a numerical system.
Oh my God.
So the number, the number to get into, like, university
is like the highest is, what was it, 99.95, right?
And that's like, if you get that,
you're like in like the top 1% of the country.
I got a 92, I think it was.
I think like Joey's like a.
I was gonna go somewhere about there as well.
I think Jerry would put himself down.
Yeah.
Yeah, knowing Joey, he,
He probably would have put himself right in the center.
Yeah, a true centrist.
Just like all fixed.
A true fence, even on his own intelligence
in the true fence.
All right, let's see.
Well, you put in them, you agree?
Yeah, I think Joe-
I think just slightly above average,
Joey would put himself, I believe.
Oh, no, even, you know, actually, I think
he might be like, you can do that.
No, actually, I'm just gonna go over my heart.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna put him there.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna go with my heart.
All right.
Yeah, you guys are close.
Oh, no, you don't really believe you're then.
No, I think I'm legitimately there.
No.
Yeah.
What kind of smart are you talking about, Joey?
Book smart, street smart.
I mean, just like in all encompassing smart.
Actually, if you believe that, you are.
Yeah.
No, I legitimately think, I legitimately think,
I know a lot of very hyper-specific things.
but I'm also, I also realize I know,
I don't know a lot about a lot of things.
But you're just, no, no, no,
but like I'm, no, but like,
I know a lot of hyperspic of things
that do not help me get through life.
Joey, you're doing pretty well.
I mean, you're doing.
You just said you score 90.
Yeah, but that's,
yeah, but that's because most of those points
came from my music class.
The fuck, they're giving you score for music?
Yeah, because that was one of the selectives
that I picked.
No one of my favorite movie quotes of all time.
It's from this amazing film called I-Robots.
Okay.
Okay.
And I believe it was said to by Will Smith.
Yeah.
Which he goes, you are one of the dumbest smart persons
ever met in my life.
That's true.
And I'm like, damn, that's a mid as fuck movie,
but I fucking love that quote, man.
That's a top-nosh quote.
Put that on my tombstone, bro.
He was the top.
The smart person who ever lived.
Oh, I got a good one.
All right.
Okay, so I've got unreasonable phobia
versus reasonable phobia.
Ooh, okay.
Okay.
I would say,
fear of birds.
Well, fuck.
If you have a fear of birds,
then you're just fucked in life, right?
Because birds are everywhere.
You'd have a pretty shit time going outside.
Yeah, I mean, you could not go to most
You can't go to any parks.
No parks.
Fuck, you go outside, you see pigeons, you're like, ah!
Yeah, you'd have to stay in the, like,
you couldn't even stay in the city
because there's pigeons in the city.
What's scary about birds?
What's scary about birds?
Getting, getting shit on?
Like physically, getting shit on.
Okay, that is actually, not the bird being, like,
you suck here.
I don't mean like that.
I agree with that.
Or like, I don't know, I think some people,
like, have bird phobias because maybe some people,
especially when it comes like pigeons, right?
Because I think some people view them as like unsanitary.
Yeah.
Um, which is, which I guess that side of the phobia
is kinda reasonable because pigeons can be kinda dirty.
But all birds,
so it's pretty, I mean, as someone who fucking loves birds,
it's very unreasonable.
It's very unreasonable.
And I don't, I think kinda loves birds as well.
Yeah, I would go even further down.
Personally, yeah.
There's not, there's nothing more to say about birds.
What's so, what is unreasonable?
I mean, what would be scary.
They don't even have teeth.
Yeah.
You can't even get, I mean, you can't get bitten by a bird,
but it doesn't hurt.
Yeah, yeah.
So you say like here, Jerry?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm saying here.
Okay.
All right.
Let's see.
Oh, that's definitely close.
Oh, that's not reasonable.
Come on now.
I feel like it's slightly reasonable.
Like, I mean, I get it, it's a fucking flying thing and kind of big.
I understand why you'd be afraid of it, but not for me personally.
Yeah, I'm like, why specific, I get if you like,
don't like animals, just in general, right?
Because you know, some people are just not used to animals
or maybe they find them a little dirty or whatever.
But like, why specifically target the flying ones?
Yeah.
You know, like what did wings ever do to you?
Right, Gahn, you're up next.
What are you going for?
You got every prompt in front of you right there.
And I'm just gonna.
Let's see.
Okay, I got basic to my right, hipster to my left.
And I'm gonna say, craft beer.
Oh, I mean, it's basic because I need to drink it all the time.
Also, it's becoming less hipster recently.
I feel, yeah, I feel like craft beer is-
Coughby's pretty basic now, I feel.
Maybe like 10, 15 years ago it was a little more hipster.
What do you think that Garn thinks basic means?
Like everybody knows it and part-tace in it.
Like it's like normal, like it's not like fancy?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I mean, I don't know what he's definitely.
definition of hipster is.
Do you think it's like a, like that?
I'd say even more basic.
Like this?
Yeah, like there.
Cause like who doesn't, okay, who doesn't know
what a craft beer is or who hasn't like drunk a craft beer?
Some old British men.
Yeah, but he's not the type of people he hangs out with.
I don't know, maybe got down.
Hang those old British men.
Hangs with the old dudes.
You're making assumptions here.
So you say that.
I definitely don't think it's on the hipster half.
I think it might be like here.
Really?
I think God might have put it there.
It's a little hipstery.
Is it?
A little bit.
There's a little bit of a hipster aspect to it.
Because like, man, we got this fucking beer infused with pizza, man.
You're like, why?
Why?
Why?
How'd you even do that?
I guess.
Like, I think there is a hipster aspect to it.
But I don't think it's that hipster.
It's not like a, like, what would be here?
Am I too hipster to think Kraft beer's hamster?
Maybe you are.
This is like, like, where would nonsense be?
Like, yeah, like, pretty hipster.
Right.
I guess I'm gonna say.
I definitely think it's on the basic half.
We both agree it's on the basic half, right?
It's definitely not on the hipster half.
I'm gonna say here.
Nearly in the middle?
In the middle.
Nah, I'm going, okay, if that's the case then,
I'm going like halfway.
Okay, halfway into basic, yeah.
All right, shall I review?
So Jerry's around here.
Oh, damn.
Connor is really close.
Really?
Yeah, wait, you think it's basic?
I think it's basic now.
You did put it technically more basic.
It's slightly, I mean, it's slightly more
as like the time goes on, but it's still definitely,
if you don't always go to a pub and order of craft beer, right?
You can't just go to like every, a standard pub.
I don't know, man, I hang out with too many Aussies.
They always get the craft beer.
I feel like it is especially like globally,
Craf beer is kind of getting more in trends.
It used to be very, very hip-s.
I would say even like three, four years ago,
I'd be like, oh, you're running a cro-
fucking motherfuckers are ordering a craft beer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think it's because more of like,
there's just a demand for more local goods.
Yeah, nowadays, right?
We want stuff that's made near them
and not in a factory and like, you know.
I feel like though, yeah,
I feel like though maybe it was a couple of years ago
where the craft beer meta tipped from hipster to basic.
where like I think now that just like more people
are knowing about craft beer,
it depends where you drink.
It depends what you drink, obviously, yeah.
I still think it's about,
it's always going to be about in the middle,
mostly because craft beer is just going to be more expensive
than standard fucking Budwisers,
Asahi's, all that stuff,
which is what I would put on like the most basic side.
Yeah, right.
So craft beers, I think right now are perfectly in the middle.
I would actually, shit, what would be hipster?
I'm fucking,
anything I watch.
C.B.D. Oil.
Yes. Definitely. Yes.
Yes. That would definitely be hicketer. Especially in Japan. Oh, my God.
All right. Joey.
Damn, man. I'm not on the same wavelength as you guys.
This time I'm gonna go fully random and pick a prompt. All right.
Okay. Okay. Okay. My prompt is mainstream or niche. Okay. Okay.
Shit. Joey. Okay. Okay.
Citizen Kane. Oh, that's so mainstream, dude.
That's fucking mainstream. My Nouveau art.
We always talk about it.
Let me think, let me think.
When we smoke the weed.
When we smoke at the ganja.
Okay, I got it.
Tokyo Godfathers.
What?
And what would mainstream versus niche?
Mainstream versus niche.
I mean, okay, look, here's the thing.
I think in terms of anime as a whole, it's niche,
but as anime films, it's not niche.
Have you seen it?
No.
The what the fly is.
I vehemently don't like anime films.
You don't like anime films?
No, I hate watching them.
I don't know, something about-
Why the fuck?
Why?
Something about the length.
Pisses me off.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And yet, bro, and yet bro will sit down
and watch an hour and a half long speed run video.
You go to the fucking cinema every single week.
Out of the three of us, you go to the cinema.
And I gotta say, except for the boy in the heron,
I've not had fun watching anime movies in the cinema.
That's wild.
Like, I watched the Jujitsu Kaysen movie.
Yeah, that's because it was a fine movie.
It's a fine movie.
You have not watched good anime movies in the cinema, Connor.
You've watched fucking, you know, probably, you know, just shonen offshoot movies.
I was the old taxi movie.
I watched the old taxi movie.
That's a condensed version of the fucking series, motherfucker.
Watch a fucking film that was made of the film.
I have watched anime movies in the past that I just, I just, I just,
I just found him so fucking boring.
Am I crazy?
I'm like,
like what?
What's an anime film that you found?
I watched, what's the girl left through time?
I watched like the first hour.
I couldn't even get through it.
Okay, but that, I could already tell
that you wouldn't like that movie.
I was like, turn this shit off.
I don't know, I just can't.
Did you watch your name?
No.
You watch Redline?
I have not watched Red Line.
I had it on Blu-ray.
I had on Blu-ray and hadn't watched it.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
I've just like, you know, I mean,
Well, I'm happy then, no matter what you guys say
or what I think, you already gave the hotter opinion.
So I'm sorry.
I can't believe this.
I know I'm not alone in this.
I know that I'm not, there are a lot of anime fans out there,
unite with me, that we do not watch anime movies.
Fuck anime movies.
Yeah, if the only anime movies you watch are...
It's Judas the Kison Zero.
That was a fine movie.
Yeah, it was a fine.
It was a fine movie.
It's, it's not, it was very commercially successful,
but as a, like, as a movie, I thought it was fine.
It's another show.
Did you watch a Demon Slaher movie?
I watched it as a TV show.
Oh, that was also.
That was also just fine.
That was good.
Yeah, it was, you know.
But like I like anime because I can get my claws in it.
I can get like sucked in and it's a long experience.
I like that right in me.
And I think when you make the runtime essentially five episodes, four episodes,
I feel like it just loses a lot of the charm.
That's my personal opinion.
Well, you know, you know, I think you're coming into this with the wrong,
sorry, we're gonna get back to this in a second.
you're coming into this with the wrong mentality
because anime films are just films.
Yeah, the good ones are just, do you feel that way
about like regular films?
You're just like, oh, I wish I, I wish this was a TV series.
I mean, there were some movies where I'm like,
this should have been a TV show or vice versa.
Yeah, of course.
But like, I don't know why, but with anime movies specifically,
I generally just don't like them.
But I really like Boy in the Heron, that's fun.
Right.
Yeah, well, that's, you know, that's more traditional.
I don't know how to say it.
Like, I guess Ghibli films feel like films,
But then sometimes you watch other anime movies,
you're like, it doesn't feel like an anime movie.
Well, yeah, like, Jews to Guy's Zero.
Of course, of course, but like, I don't know.
Even when I was watched, I guess,
because I haven't watched that many,
but the ones I have watched.
I think you just need to watch more anime films.
Yeah, well, in terms of-
They're always the same, like,
I feel like there's never, at least like,
a lot of the, when I started watching anime,
a lot of the, everyone's like,
you gotta watch these 10 anime movies,
they're the goats of anime films.
And it'll just be like,
sad girl who has to do thing
or sad boy you has to do things.
and he's a teenage boy.
Okay, question.
I'm like, have you watched a single Satoshi Khan movie?
Is he the one?
Who did Tokyo Godfile?
Is it a bell?
That's not, Satoshi Khan.
That's Memorial Soda.
Because those two, that.
It's those two of the main guys, right?
Yeah, it's like Satoshi Khan, Mamorasota, Shinkai.
Well, and I've watched a perfect blue.
I like that one, to be fair.
Yeah, that still felt like a TV show to me.
What?
Yeah, I don't know why.
Oh, I watched Ghosts.
Ghost in the Shell movie I watched as well.
And the whole time I was watching it,
I was like, I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
I watched it with Ludwig again, like maybe three months ago.
Yeah.
And I remembered it being way more good.
Because when I re-watch it, I was like,
oh, that's it.
I mean, it's no standalone complex.
Yeah, that's why I feel like,
once you've watched standalone complex,
you're like, damn, the original's kinda ass.
I mean, I would say it's ass, but I mean,
I would definitely prefer to watch standalone complex,
but it's still a good movie.
is kind of just like, it's kind of just over.
Yeah.
And I feel like there's not a whole lot that,
I mean, I guess I get the point, but yeah.
So to me, anime movies.
I'm also not a very good critic, by the way.
So if you're on my side here, you should be ashamed.
So like to me, anime movies, in terms of like,
in terms of like good anime movies, they are a lot rarer to find
than good anime series.
Yeah.
Mostly because there are way more anime series that are being made.
But some of my favorite anime of all time are, a lot of the things
Sometimes anime, like some of the best anime movies,
because you know, like Ghibli films,
like Satoshi Khan films, a lot of Mama Hosoda films.
It's not just like a shonen offshoot.
It's not one piece film five, film 10.
It's not a demon slayer movie
that is basically a TV series condensed
into a film format.
It is a, it is just a normal film.
It's a complete package.
I just, yeah, I think I tried to watch,
I watched Bell.
That was the last proper like anime movie,
I guess I watched.
Yeah.
I don't really consider Ghibli films
in the same kind of thing
because they feel so standalone.
Yeah.
I think Bell was one of his weaker movies
unfortunately as well.
I didn't even watch it.
That made me be like,
nah, not giving these a shot anymore.
I was like, not, not doing this.
Well, you should watch Tokyo Godfathers,
which by the way, going back on topic
is a niche or mainstream.
Is Tokyo Godfather's niche?
I think Joey put it.
No, it's way more niche.
As, as, as, no, is it?
Yes, it is.
I think it's niche.
Um, okay, if, uh, I've heard of it.
That's because you hang out with us.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah.
Like, let's, let's say, I knew about it before I hang out with you guys.
From where?
Uh, cause always, like, listed on, like, the top, like, 10 best anime films.
Right.
Anime Christmas film, you have to watch.
Right.
You're like, what?
I, I would have imagined, like, if a normal person, I'm, let's say, normal person knows a little bit about anime, right?
But most, no, no, yeah, it's not, yeah.
Yeah, they are not going to.
I know it at all.
Hi.
Even a lot of new anime fans do not know much
about Satoshi Khan movies.
I'd say most anime fans fall into like here.
What do you mean?
Well, maybe, I guess like here.
Yeah, they wouldn't know any of this stuff.
Yeah, so it's not super, it's not,
it's not like that super super niche.
Where are you gonna put it?
But I think.
Niche is the right side, by the way.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
I was about to fucking say.
I was like, okay, okay, all right.
That's weird that is, hmm.
Okay.
Okay, so I would put it right at right dead center there.
Like there are more niche anime films out there,
but in terms of like anime as a whole,
it's not, it's obviously not mainstream.
Yeah.
It's not like in the middle of like niche and mainstream
because I would say a lot of anime, you know,
this is the kind of movie you watch
if you really, really fucking love anime, right?
All right, so I said here, you said here.
Yeah, all right, let's see where Joey put it.
Oh, you were spot on.
My man.
My man.
My man.
I experienced this firsthand because last week,
they were doing limited reruns of Satoshi Con films
in the cinemas.
Oh, wow, nice.
To like celebrate his life or whatever.
And I watched a double screening of Paprika
and Tokyo Godfathers.
Yeah.
He made Contrugher Godfathers?
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't know that.
And it was crazy.
Like, Paprika, full cinema.
Tokyo Godfathers, me,
my, uh, Masa, you know, the guy who works at Geekspaas
and like four other people.
Yeah.
Like no one was there for Tokyo Godfathers.
I was like, damn.
I mean, like, I know it's like one of his lesser known works
because like when you think Satoshi Khan,
it's like, oh, paprika, perfect blue.
Right, right.
Like no one thinks of like Millennium actress
saw Tokyo Godfathers, right?
Even though it's such a good movie.
Yeah, I mean, I think Tokyo Godfathers
is actually his least talked about movie,
I would say.
Um, I would say in terms of like popularity,
I'd put Perfect Blue at the top.
Paprika, Menonium actress, Tokyo Godfathers.
I forgot how funny that movie was.
Yeah, it's really good.
It's really funny.
But I would say out of all the movies he's made,
Tokyo Godfathers definitely feels like his most different movie.
Yeah.
Cause I'd say it's...
More whimsical.
It's, funnily enough, even though it's his least well known,
in my opinion, I think in terms of like structure,
is probably the most normal.
Yeah.
You know?
Definitely.
It's definitely his most normal
Yeah, because we watched Tokyo Godfather's first.
And I was like, oh yeah, this was fun.
This was whimsical, this is cute, you know,
I forgot how funny it was.
And then I watched Frick and I was like,
wow, I feel like I've taken drugs now.
It's so much more wild.
Yeah, yeah.
But it was great.
I did like Perfect Blue.
I should give more films a shot.
You should. You should watch Satoshi Khan films, man.
They're great.
Yeah, I should.
Is it a great Christmas movie?
All right, now.
All right, so I got the next prompt.
It's easy to sit on, hard to sit on.
Okay.
Easy to sit on is this side.
Okay.
It's the hardest sit on this side.
Easy to sit on left side.
My prompt is the chair in the department store.
What the fuck does that mean?
Which one?
That's it.
The chair in the department store?
I don't have a frame of reference.
That could be any chair.
What kind of chair do you see in a department store?
Not a bench, right?
A chair.
It could be any sitting thing in the department store.
I'm trying to think.
I'm actually like drawing a blank,
like trying to remember any time I,
go into a...
Every department store I go into
has a different type of seating.
Hmm.
So in that case,
it would be fucking right in the middle.
Because sometimes
it's super easy to sit on super,
way too comfortable for a department store quality.
And then sometimes it's like
a single fucking metal pipe
where you're like,
how am I supposed to balance my ass on this thing?
Well, that's on a chair, is it, Joey?
Yeah, but it's hard to sit on.
But Joey, he said a department store chair.
Yeah, but you've seen
some of those chairs where it's like,
who came up with this design?
This is not comfortable.
It's more comfortable to fucking just stay standing.
And then there are somewhere
it's like triple cushioned, like,
it's like, oh, I could fall asleep on this thing.
I don't think I've ever actually sat on the chair
in a department store
that's been fucking triple cushioned.
Oh, I have.
What fucking department stores have you been going to, Joe?
There's a couple of department stores
I've been to where it's like,
goddamn.
Like, I want this in my house.
It's nice.
I...
And then there are somewhere
where it's just like a plastic fucking,
it's like those plastic kindergarten chairs
and it's like, this feels like it's about to break
onto my weight. So I'm putting it right in the middle
because there's just too much variance.
I'm gonna put it more towards the hard to sit on
because I'm, okay, maybe around like,
slightly hard to sit on.
Okay.
Here's my reasoning why department store chairs
are slightly hard to sit on.
I don't, I can barely remember
the last time I sat on the department store chair
because I think most of the time
I would just rather stand up a lot of the times.
Right.
And I only really sit down
if I'm like really, really, really fucking desperate
to sit down.
Right, you've been like walking all day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've been walking all day kind of thing.
So I'm gonna put it slightly harder to sit on,
though this is a really hard prompt
because I don't even know what a department store chair looks like.
I have no clue.
So I have no clue.
So Joey's going right down the middle.
Right down the middle.
I'm going slightly harder to sit on.
And Connor, as put it,
What?
The most easy to sit on?
You were so close.
You were so close.
You were saying you only sit on it when you're so desperate.
It's literally there is no chair that is better picture.
You've been, you know, maybe Acky's dragging you around the stores all day.
You're like, she's like, just one more store.
In the corner of your eye in the store, they have a three-seater bench or chair.
And the moment you can perch your cheeks on it, it's like a chair sent from heaven.
sent from heaven because it's not a chair
that is most comfortable,
but it's there at the most desperate of times
when you need it.
Yeah, but see, I've been to some department stores
where I felt that way, right?
Where I'm like, I've been walking.
It could be the worst chair in the world.
If it's in a department store
and I've been standing for us,
I'm gonna make an argument
because there ain't no way
if it's a, if it's a comfortable chair,
that chair's gonna be free.
Yeah, exactly.
It's never fun.
It's hard to sit on.
Well, like, it's okay.
From a sitting perspective,
your butt on that chair.
No, no.
It's the best, there's no,
it's not.
It's hard to see on.
because it's not open.
Because it's not easy to sit on, Connor.
Because I can never fucking sit on it.
Also, there are some department store chairs.
Now, my aura, they move.
That's crazy that you say it's hard to sit on.
What?
It is objectively the best.
It's like an oasis in the desert.
There are some of the guys who are standing all day.
I could have been like, I could have done like 30,000 steps, right?
And my legs are dying and I'll see a department store chair
where it's like, I would sit on it immediately
the most uncomfortable shit in the world.
No, that's,
I just don't factually believe this.
And I would just run it.
That's the biggest lie of the same.
Sometimes I just sit on the ground.
That, no, that is a lie.
It's not.
You sit on the ground, you just wanna shit on the ground
all over again.
Yes. Why?
I wanna stretch my legs out.
No, because that chair is godlike.
And you know, it just, it's just,
the godlike chairs are never open.
Nah, no, they're never open.
No, because it's like, you could be there like,
five minutes before fucking closes
and some reason all the comfy chairs are gone.
No, no, that's just factually incorrect.
That is it's that good of a chair.
That's why it's, you know, it's competitive.
But it's very easy to sit on.
Yeah, when it's open.
I'm not, I wasn't, isn't it pomp, was it availability?
No, it's hard.
It's hard to sit on.
It's hard to sit on.
It's hard to sit on.
It's hard to sit on.
It's hard to sit on because there's someone in there.
I wasn't talking about the availability of it.
I'm talking about the fucking, how God,
okay, well, that's your fault.
We're on the wrong wavelength, Joey, all right?
It is objectively the easiest chair to sit on,
easiest chair to sit on and you should have known.
I don't know why you're going at me when Gantt was way further away.
As you said, you'd rather sit on the floor.
I wouldn't rather sit on the floor.
That's crazy.
The floor is the seat.
No, always always the seat more.
Also, I still like, I, I'm still trying to picture
what a department store chair looks like,
because I don't, literally like you're
talking about a bench?
Yeah, I could be a bench, some of them have chairs.
I can just talk about a seat.
Just a fucking chair, like you're in a Uniclo.
They'll have just a chair for like the old men
that don't want to walk anymore while they wait for
Like the ones that look like ottomans, like those?
Like those things?
It can be that, it can be, uh, sometimes they just have normal chairs.
It can be, yeah.
I've never seen a normal chair.
Like, I've, I've literally seen it.
That's why I thought of it, because I was at a department still yesterday and I saw a fucking
comfy house chair, you could sit on the corner.
And this old man was hogging it.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's hard.
You said you did not sit on it.
You didn't sit on it.
I thought to myself, man, that would be such an easy to sit on chair right now, arguably more easy
to sit on than any other chair in the world.
I can't believe that this is even, even close to being hard to sit on.
Insane.
I mean, it is hard to sit on.
All right.
Let me, uh.
I can't believe my friends, man.
Fucking don't get me anymore.
Okay.
So I got a random prom.
Well, if we get hard to shit on
and Joseph's the floor, we'll know.
Easy to shit on.
No, it's easy.
Okay.
Um, so I will preface this by saying,
um, maybe not me, but my experience talking to other people.
Okay.
So my prompt.
My prompt is guilty pleasure.
Openly love versus guilty pleasure.
Okay.
High school of the dead.
Oh, it's gotta be guilty pleasure, right?
No, I feel like most of the people
that's- Really?
Yeah.
Shit, I don't know.
See, oh man, it completely, I think for me,
it completely depends on how old you are.
I mean, he, Gaunt likes incest, right?
Well, like, in God, look, yeah,
presumably the people Gant speaks to,
you know, this would be a normal thing
to openly love because there's no incest.
Because, yeah, when I first watched
High School of the Dead, it was definitely
more of a guilty pleasure.
Like, it was, it was so degenerate
that I couldn't openly, you know,
because I was still, like, not too sure about myself, right?
And I didn't want to be too open to probably.
Now that I've been on camera for 11 years,
I don't give a fuck.
I openly love it now.
But I don't know, with Gant?
Well, has you ever talked about?
I didn't think is that he prefaced it wasn't his opinion.
And I feel like Gantt would put it like down here.
Well, yeah, with Gantt.
So I think Gantt is trying to imply that perhaps it's more of a here situation.
Or even, God forbidder there.
Yeah.
Is this, yeah, Gant, is this, this opinion is just.
Yeah.
So this opinion is based on just how he feels generally.
I guess so.
Or how.
Not just him personally, right?
I guess so.
If that's the case, I feel.
You think it's that?
I don't know.
I guess in that sense,
it's probably slightly openly love.
But I still think there's a lot of people
who are like, don't want to admit that as good.
Or maybe they just like meme about it.
More or less or?
A little more.
Yeah, like there.
So you think it's there.
Yeah.
I think.
I still think there's a good chunk of people
who don't want to admit,
especially like you comes to anime,
don't want to admit that they like.
I'll go here.
Okay.
So slightly, so on either side in the middle
of guilty pleasure and opening all right.
All right.
Oh.
Oh.
I would have gone for you did, but I just thought.
Damn. Yeah.
Yeah. Damn.
I mean, my experience is that when we first started watching,
when High School of the Dead first came out,
it was like all the way here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the more that the years have gone by,
it will never be something that I think people,
the majority of people, you know, openly love.
Yeah.
But it's definitely, it's definitely the more and more people
that have come out and be like, yo, that fucking,
I'm still, I'm old, but that was fucking great.
But I would never admit that publicly,
unless I'm with a bunch of other anime fans.
Yeah.
It's, I would say it's just on the guilty pleasure side of things,
but maybe not as much as.
Yeah, look, we don't talk about episode six openly.
Yeah.
Because here's the thing.
Episode six is when it gets really degenerate.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it the one with the baths and stuff?
It's the one where they're like hunkered up
in the house and the aprons come out.
Ah. Remember that scene?
Every boy remembers that scene.
Oh, the scene I remember is the fucking boob matrix.
Oh, the boob matrix, yep.
Bro, that scene changed like they used to.
That scene changed my brain chemistry, boy.
That's a good anime.
You know the meme where they're like,
they don't even know how to build it today.
Yeah.
It's like that meme you'd like, I don't even know
about the boob physics.
I asked Dad, how could you make a show like that?
We don't even know anymore.
We don't know how to make a show like that anymore.
It's a lost art.
All right, Jerry, you're up next.
All right, I have here, hard to remember versus easy to remember.
Okay.
I'm gonna go random with this one.
My pin code.
Right in the middle.
Right in the middle.
All right, let's see.
You ever forget your pin code before?
Yeah, of course.
It's been embarrassing because it makes it look like committing fraud.
And I'm like, ah.
Do you know what fucks me over while you're waiting, Joe?
Do you know what fucks me over?
So Japan has this like, you know,
my entire life,
every number pad has been laid out the same way.
Every number pad.
And sometimes, you know, I remember my pin code.
And then I kind of realized recently,
maybe I don't remember my pin code,
but I remember the shape.
Yes, yes, I remember the shape.
Yeah, yeah.
Because there have been like machines in Japan
where the number pad is laid out.
It's randomized.
The randomize, I swear.
And the worst one,
I was standing here trying to enter my pin
for a full.
like two, three minutes, it was like a horizontal pin number pads,
where it's like two layers.
I was standing there and I was just like,
yeah, it's like, it's like, I'm gonna do a capture.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like,
I'm, okay, it's a scene.
It's the touring test on your credit card.
It's like, oh, I don't get,
I had to say the number of my pin code out loud in my mind
and I was like, that doesn't sound right.
I don't know why, I don't, I don't know if that's the right
That doesn't sound right now that I'm saying.
Also it just makes you look really suss when you're like confidently like,
alright, put your pin code and you're like,
worst thing is they have this genius system where you should have two pins,
one for withdrawing money and one for paying for stuff.
Oh yeah, yeah.
One has that.
So now I'm like, I don't know which one of them I don't know.
I have to like open up my phone every time.
So I'm like, why?
I don't get money out that often.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, true.
I'm like, what was that again?
Okay.
Okay.
So Joey, your prompt is, mine is hard to remember.
Hard to remember.
Versus our right.
Versus easy to remember on our left.
All right.
Okay.
Your friends,
astrological sign.
Kind of like your friend's birthday, I guess, a little bit.
Well, that's quite hard inherently.
Wait, John, what are you?
Don, what are you?
Do you know, do what you are?
That's fucked up.
You don't know what I am.
I don't even know, uh, fucking.
You should know what I am.
Yeah, well, you're...
What do you think I am?
Cancer.
God.
We're talking about astrological science.
Whoa, God.
What the heck?
I don't know.
What if he's like, yeah, you're right.
I'm a Leo.
You're a Leo?
Yeah.
What's gone?
Pisces.
I'm Gemini.
Oh, shit, that's what I was going to say.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can you even name all the astrologer?
because I can't.
I remember Virgo, Leo, Gemini, cancer.
Aquarius.
The drink.
Yeah, Aquarius.
What else is there?
Something.
Do you know what mine is?
We can't even remember astrological science
in general, Joe.
Why the fuck do you think I would know what you are?
I don't know.
Crab?
No.
Crabb.
Oh, crap.
Okay, okay.
What's the Aquarius?
Okay, so clearly we have options
We have to do down here.
No, that's easy, that's easy.
It's gotta be down here.
It's all the way to end.
You're, aren't you as Sagittorius?
First of all, Sagittarius.
Oh yes. Cap, capricord.
Sagittorious.
Sagitores.
Isn't that the name of like a Roman general?
You know you say something?
You're like, ah, that wasn't it.
It's like Caesar.
It's like Caesar killed Sagittorius.
No, I'm not Sagittarius.
Oh, Jesus.
You're a Gemini.
No.
Nah, you're a Taurus.
No.
Nah, because you're a Libra.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
It's down here.
It's down here.
It's down here.
It's down here.
It's down here.
I mean, objectively just hard.
Yeah.
It's like you remember yours, but my God,
if you're not into this shit, which is, I feel most dudes.
I'm gonna call it Sagittorius for those.
Sagittorius.
Hey, shout out to all the Sagittoriuses.
What's crazy is that I, I think every single time
I've ever seen this word, I pronounce it correctly,
just one time now, I was like, sagittorius.
Sagittorius, sir.
Sounds like a dinosaur.
Yeah, all right, look.
Okay, my one is,
Bad candy, bad here, good candy here, sweet.
Okay. Fruit roll up.
Oh shit.
Oh, that's such a good one.
Bad candy, good candy. It's easy, it's like, it's like so good.
It's like one of the best, let's be honest.
Fruit roll-ups.
I'm a bit disappointed, like Connors said fruit roll-ups are not winders.
I'm considering the-
What the fuck is a winder?
We're a winder.
That's what we call on the East.
It's the goats, Joey.
It's a fucking fruit roll up, dog.
It's the goat, Joey.
You roll up the fruit.
Nah, no, why does be hitting different?
Listen.
I'm gonna assume he's not, he's talking about winders.
Listen, man.
One of the goaded swoon.
That's, I will say first of all,
your position is kind of crazy.
What?
It's not.
How is that crazy?
It's not that good.
How is that?
It's what?
It's the goat.
Look, I would have put it there
if I was like seven, but it's like,
Joe, shut that.
Joey, are you saying, oh, all my taste buds have evolved
as time has gone on.
There's better candy than fruit roll-ups, man.
Nah, in terms of candy.
You know what sucks about fruit roll-ups?
The shit sticks to your teeth like a mofa.
And I hate that.
It's great.
I hate that feeling.
It just like it dissolves in your mouth.
No, it does.
Yeah, after it fucking lives back there,
like rent free for a full day.
You can suck on it, you can just like,
you don't have to chew too hard.
It's not like one of those hard candies.
It's the perfect candy.
Eh, I wouldn't.
I don't think it's that good to be honest.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
You got all the way at the end?
I'm going all the way big.
I can't think of a better-
Listen, okay, it's definitely not on the bad candy half,
but it's not the best.
So I will probably put it like, maybe,
maybe like there.
There's better candies out there.
Close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes.
I think I wanna.
Okay, what do you got?
All right, all right, ready?
Three, two, one.
What the,
Fuck, man.
What the fuck?
Yo!
There's no way!
Get the fuck out of here, you think it's that bad.
I just think fruit wind-ups,
one of the worst candies.
No.
This is so good.
Tastes like shit, gets stuck on your teeth.
No, it doesn't.
Just not good.
I thought for sure I was gonna be more
on your side than his.
But I guess I'm on gone.
Why'd you hate it?
It tastes bad.
What's the go-dudy candy for you?
What is original.
Fuck off.
Are you,
I used 65 years old.
Get the fuck out of here.
It's great because I can eat it without my teeth.
There is been no one who unironically likes Wothers Origenals.
Okay, so...
Unless you're a granddad.
I actually like Wothers Original.
No, they're good, but I wouldn't take it over for it.
Okay, they're not best, Wothers Original will be here for me.
Have you ever bought a Wurther's Original and not just had one because you're offered me?
No.
It was always an older gentleman who has offered it to me.
This, Wurther's original is the candy you have if someone just has it and you're like, I guess.
Honestly.
What would be here for me?
So, Kendi, do you count, question mark?
I don't know why I say question mark.
Do you count like M&Ms and stuff as like candy?
Or do you even mean?
Yeah, I'd say so.
Yeah.
Because when I think candy in my head, I think like rubber.
Like things that are rubbery.
Yeah, yeah, no, I get what you mean.
There's like, a part of me is just like, okay,
candy and chocolate, different.
But also, part of my mind is just like,
if it comes in a little packets.
Okay, gummies, where to a gummies candy?
Yeah, that's kind.
So then I think if I was,
you actually asked me what the best candy was in that sense,
it would be the sour haribos.
Specifically the cherry, the two cherry things.
Oh shit, you're right.
Those things should be here, bro.
My problem with sour, my problem with sour candies
is that you're a little bitch.
Is that, they're good for like the first two ones.
They're good for the first two ones.
No.
Because I don't afterwards, you can't taste anything else.
Dog, the amount of days during high school
where I would eat so many sour skittles
that my tongue would start bleeding.
Sourskills are also.
Sour Skittles is the top.
Because real sour fans know that you,
you want, go a little slower.
You don't go crazy.
You savor it.
You have some drink.
You have a drink, like a wine smiliar.
You kind of have a pairing.
You're like, I've got an Evian four years.
It's good for a few ones
and then the fucking taste fatigue hits faster
than any other candy, man.
Hell.
With winders, there's so many different ways to eat it.
It's, you know?
You have to fucking gobble it down
and one gobble it down and one gobble it,
like a monster, get stuck in your teeth,
taste of shit.
No, no, you don't have to gobble it one,
something.
You know, you're kind of pressure into it.
Depending on your mood, you're just like,
oh, I'll just pee it like a little bit
and just like chewing in a little bit.
I, I, I, I had a bit more.
If I was, if I was like seven, eight years old
and I went out into the school playground
and I saw a seven, eight year old kid going,
yes, I'm gonna have some of my fruit roll up.
I would bully him.
No. Yes, you would.
I would bully him.
You would be bullied if you did that.
Yeah.
If you tore the paper that came with it
that laid your fruit roll up,
it would be bullied mercilessly.
You would be bullied.
That's why.
why fruit roll up is down here and why Worther's originals
and Skittles, Settles, Sour especially.
Yeah, I agree.
Settles skittles suck.
Can we should agree?
Sour skittles gap them so hard.
Oh, Souskills are so much better.
They should be a shame they even produce the original.
Yeah.
And don't give me any of those like fruity skittles.
Just give you the sour ones.
Give me the sour ones, they're the best.
All right, well, I'm glad we could all agree on that.
I can't believe it.
God, I love Wothers original.
Creamy filling.
Yeah, which one do you prefer,
which one do you prefer the hard weather's original,
or the soft ones?
Ooh. I prefer the soft ones.
It's always the soft one.
I hate hard candy.
Kind of like the hard.
Does anyone actually love hard candy?
Wait.
That was a bit of a whack.
Give it a bit of a suckle on it.
He's literally like 60 years old.
But I do like the one, the best one is the hard outside
with the creamy inside.
I don't think I've had those.
The creamy filling of one, because then you kind of get through
enough suck in and then you pop it open and,
pop it open and then you get,
and then you get the word there's not in your mouth.
Worthers is not.
Sorry, I'm like, gone.
Garn.EX has stopped working.
I'm like, is this easy or is this hard?
Hard subject on the left, easy subject on the right.
Okay, okay, okay.
English lit.
I'm gonna call it right there.
I didn't have a class that was specifically called English lit.
You didn't have English literature?
Well, we had English.
Wait, wait, really?
Just English?
We had English and English literature.
So one was more about reading and analyzing books
and then one was just straight up like
just learning language, I guess.
I actually don't remember much from the normal one.
Which one, which class did you learn
to like write essays in?
English, let's.
English literature.
Right, okay, so that would be our English then.
Okay, I'll just say English.
Okay, yeah.
I'm not learning the language English.
Yeah, like English class in school.
There was a, I said English lit
but I guess it's all encompassed in terms of-
Am I from Japan or am I in the UK?
Well, he went to school in the UK, so.
Japan would be like, Musukashi-Dish-Dish.
Yeah, Musukashi-Dish Nair.
Impossible Dishn.
I think it's probably like around there.
Yeah, I'm gonna put it slightly,
I'm gonna put it right dead center
because I failed English at school, so.
What?
Yeah.
I sucked at writing essays, dude.
I mean, I got putting the fucking special
special class because I spelled said as ZED.
Well, that's why it was easy.
I was like, shit, this thing is easy, I got it.
And I was like, I'm not bad, I just haven't studied it.
Yeah, I just, I don't need this.
Maybe I failed at it because just the things we had to read,
I just didn't really give a shit about.
But yeah, I'd say it's, it's, see,
because like with English class, it completely depends
on the teacher.
Ah, wait, but Garn, Garn, Garn's a math kid.
He is.
We have to consider the Math Kid debuff on the English scores.
Because Gant likes numbers, he likes right and wrong.
Just because he prefers math,
it doesn't necessarily mean he found it hard,
like English hard.
He might have found it easy, just boring.
He knows words.
Nah, because it's just a brain diff.
It's not that it's hard, it's just that you don't like
how they mark and grade the subject.
Yeah, there's no one correct answer.
Yeah, which is frustrating to engineers.
We don't like that.
Yeah, as an engineer, I can tell you,
as a failed engineer, we can say it.
Yeah, it's correct.
Yeah, that's why I much preferred maths class.
So actually, this is hard.
I actually think, yeah, considering Gant's engineer background,
it might be more like a hear.
I think so.
That's what I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna keep my right in the middle.
So you go right in the middle.
We'll say right in the middle, all right.
Let's have a look.
Do you wanna reveal it or?
Yeah, sure, I'll reveal it.
I'll close my eyes.
Okay, same.
And I can reveal that's a,
I found English fucking hard.
Yeah, right?
Engineer brain.
Okay, out of all the subjects,
I got an A in everything, except for English.
Same.
I got a fucking C in terms of like Asian, Asian class.
I could not understand, which is ironic
because like I write for a living now, I guess,
kind of for the longest time.
And I don't know what I was doing wrong or what's-
You've been writing scripts for how long now?
I still don't know what a good script is.
I still don't know what a good essay is.
I have no fucking clue.
Oh yeah.
I just go over my gut feeling a lot of times
and I still have no idea what good English is.
But it's definitely not what comes for me
because I was graded awfully for English.
I should have trusted the engineer
debuff more.
Yeah.
I think on a broad spectrum,
people would probably say it's on the easiest side.
But from a personal perspective,
I guess it is much harder.
I fucking hate the thing as literature.
Three English speakers being like,
yeah, English fucking.
It's hard.
English, like, especially what they were grading us on,
it was like,
your ability to essentially write an essay.
Yeah, also like the grading thing with essays
is just like, oh, is it actually the things
that make a great essay or is it the kind of essay
that your teacher will be like, yeah, like that.
It's like, it can be completely subjective
on like, oh, that's the kind of essay
that my teacher's like.
Did you ever have, when you were doing like your test and shit,
did you ever have that question
where you have to like read an article
and then you have to like make an essay on it
or something like that?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
It's like, who asked?
Yeah, that kind of question still gives me nightmares.
It's like reading comprehension, right?
In order to like explain, which I think a lot of people don't have now.
Well, yeah, I sucked at that.
I still suck at it.
It's hard.
Yeah, it's hard.
Especially when it's a topic you don't give a shit about as well.
It's like, at least let me pick the subject, you know?
But it was always something where like not a single person in the class
gave any shit about it.
Only the teacher cared about it for whatever reason.
And it's like, sir, miss, can we, can we,
I want to write something that I'm actually interested about it.
Then I can actually write a decent essay.
Yeah, so fuck English.
We don't need English.
We don't need English.
Yeah, we live in Japan, bro.
Come on now, Nihongo.
It's all about the Nihongos.
Jouz-D-Zo.
Okay.
My prompt is ugly word or beautiful word?
Okay, and what's your word?
Okay.
My word is.
I'm beautiful to hear?
Yeah.
Okay.
My word is headbutt.
Headbutt.
What's a, what would you count as like a beautiful word?
Probably a word that has, um, one, a beautiful sound to it.
Yeah.
It uses the full breadth of the English language to, you know,
craft the perfect word to describe the situation.
Yeah.
Headbutt I don't think is that.
I think it's,
uh, duh, poopy stink.
You know, it's kind of like that level of head butt.
Yeah.
It's very joey word though.
It's a very joy.
It's like, you know,
and he just said he didn't like English.
So you might think this is the most beautiful word.
He's like, head and but.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm trying to do.
Oh, so good.
You know, it could be.
It's like, it's like just a tear above poop,
you know, where it's just like poop.
All right, you make me want to put it less now.
Yeah.
I mean, in terms of like, ugly words, okay.
Is it, is it average?
Is it better than average, is the question?
Do you think it is a more beautiful
than average word.
I don't think it's a more beautiful than average word.
We both think it's in this half.
Yeah, it's in that, it's in the bad word half.
It's not like, it's not like the most disgusting word.
It's not like puk, I guess, or what's the most ugly word I can think of?
I think puk is just ugly because of what it is.
I think, well, that's, defecate.
No, that's a, that's a great word.
It's beautiful.
No, no one uses the word, defecate.
Flam.
Flam is an ugly word.
That is, that is a lovely word.
Yeah.
Just from the everything about it,
from the way it's spelt and how it's not phonetic at all.
Oh, the way it's spelled is the ugly.
It's fucking ugly.
And how it's pronounced as well,
because you're like,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can think of an ugly word.
Okay, all right.
Well, wait, smegma.
Oh, that's the ugliest word.
But I would argue it's beautiful.
And it's a way of compelling us.
Okay.
All right, well, what are you gonna go, John?
I'm gonna go there.
I pretty much agree with you.
I actually agree with you on that.
All right, let's see, you wanna run it.
It's kind of like a,
a neutral word now that we, oh my, Joey, how is headbutts beautiful?
How the fuck is headbutts?
That's crazy.
It's just, how is it a beautiful word?
It's just the image it evokes.
You know, think about it.
It's a butt on your head, it's a headboard.
No, that is, well, number one, how is a butt on your head a beautiful image?
It's just funny.
That's this, it's a funny word.
It's a beautiful word.
headbutt.
The slower you say it, the funnier it is.
Oh yeah, let's look at all the poets through time
and see how many times the word headbutt.
I would argue is not used enough.
Not used enough, poets, use the word headbutt more.
It's hilarious.
Oh my God.
You are a five year old Joey.
This is what a five year old would think is a beautiful word.
Exactly.
I might prompt is genuine person versus phony person.
I'll say, Chris Broad.
Chris Broad.
I'll say Chris Broad.
Chris Broad.
It's really hard because he's not here right now.
I mean, look.
He's a mate, you know?
He's a good dude.
Yeah, yeah.
How much do I want to expose Chris?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Uh, I...
See, it was...
See, I mean, my personal opinion, right?
Yeah.
Chris is pretty genuine in that he genuinely hates a lot of things.
Sure. And he's very vocal about what he hates.
Definitely.
In a lot of conversation about I've had with Chris.
Yeah, I've had with Chris.
A bit of quiss.
Quist.
I mean, I would say you could say a lot of things about Chris, but
disingenuous.
Look, I feel like out of the scale, out of the three of us of how much time we've spent with Chris.
Yeah.
It's definitely Connor is the most. I probably the second most and you're the least.
Yeah.
I get where you put your placement.
But Chris does this thing a lot where it is true.
He does, you know, whatever he dislikes, very open about, very genuine about.
The things he likes, however.
What does he like?
I actually don't know.
He has this, he has this tendency to, like, play tough almost,
where, like, he doesn't want to admit he likes something.
Because maybe it'll get people to view them in a different way.
Where it's like, I look at it and I'm like, just be, just be honest about it.
And he was just like, no, no, no, it's shit.
It's blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then at the end of it, I was like, you know, we could be experiencing something, right?
And he'd be like, oh, this is going to be shit.
I hate this.
and then by the end of it, I asked him,
so how wasn't?
He was like, it was all right.
Like, he's very like, you know,
just doesn't want to admit when he's,
enjoys something.
I just thought being British, I think.
So putting the Britishism.
I mean, the only thing I know Chris Trudy loves
is Camabare.
Yeah.
Oh, that's, I'm gonna put him like a little less.
Like I'd say, still a genuine person, definitely.
Out of all of the YouTubers I've met,
definitely more of a genuine person,
but let's see where Connor thinks.
Damn, God damn, God damn, Connor.
Oh shit, I thought it's the other way.
So I guess it kind of would have been,
I guess I thought it was.
Slightly less, slightly less than me.
See, I think I was just,
and the same thing as you.
So what we've concluded is the more you get to know,
Chris, the more of a phone he is.
I love Chris.
No, I just think it's funny
because, yeah, like he said,
it's all off Chris, don't worry.
We're just bantering.
But he, uh, yeah, when he likes something,
he's very reluctant to admit it.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, Chris, just admit you like it.
It's fine.
We're not gonna, like, believe,
this is not from a, by the way.
This is not from, like,
Chris is a mate.
Yeah, just as a mate.
Yeah, come on, he's just saying it like.
Yeah.
It's all right.
It's like, it's fine to like it,
and then he'll be like,
I can't believe what Joe and Conner said about me.
I'm not a fucking funny person.
and I say what I fucking like when it's good.
There's not enough good things for me.
That's what he'll say.
That's a Christmas song.
And it's like, yeah, sure, Chris.
I also mainly wanted to do Chris
because I wanted to see where you would put it.
Yeah, I was like.
No matter where I would have gone,
I probably would have made an argument for Chris.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
He would have been like, Chris.
Yeah, is it full January?
Like, Chris.
Yeah.
Just because I want to see where you guys put.
Depends on the day.
That's true.
All right.
All right, gone.
What are you on for?
You guys don't have one.
I gotta.
Okay, do you wanna go?
Okay, my prompt is art versus not art.
Okay.
Oh, I skipped over that one,
because I couldn't think of a good one.
Uh, school days.
Oh, fuck.
Well, knowing Connor, it's probably not art all the way.
Where would you put it, Joe?
Where would you put it, Joe?
It's not art.
Look, I don't mind this show.
I don't think it was as bad as people say it is,
but it's definitely not.
I have defended a lot of shows in my life,
a lot of anime.
School days is not one of them.
Yeah, do you wanna know something?
What, actually tried rewatching school days
the other day.
Really?
Yeah.
Why?
Just curious to see how it's changed?
I was getting drunk with Sydney
and we were like, let's just put something shit on.
Just, just, just we just-
And school days was the first thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, school days was the first one.
Damn.
And you know what?
It's not only bad, it's kind of boring as well.
Oh yeah, definitely.
It's actually like, I forgot how boring it was.
Everyone only remembers the ending.
Yeah.
But 90% of that show is pretty fucking boring.
So that's why I'm saying, it's like,
if I would, as someone who didn't think it was like
the worst show ever, admittedly, it's definitely not on the not art side,
but just for the last episode, I would, I'll give it a slight art point.
So it's probably like there.
It's not all the way, not.
I mean, I'll give it slight art points for the ending
because it had the balls to pull off that.
Also, it is technically art,
because it is technically drawings,
but I don't think Connor is going to keep down to consideration.
Yeah. I'm gonna agree with that.
Yeah.
Let's see where it is.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow, our first, dead on.
Perfect points.
Wow. Wow.
Hell yeah.
I think we would have gone fully down the middle.
Hey, look at that.
Nah, no, no.
Yeah, I mean, it's just, you know.
Listen, I'll, I'll defend it to a lot.
it to an extent.
But sometimes you just gotta admit
it's not art.
Oh.
All right, this is hard, actually.
What is the prompt?
Guilty pleasure?
Guilty pleasure or actually
just bad?
So your side is actually just bad.
Gone side is guilty pleasure.
Cry.
I'm just, I'm contemplating
whether I should say this poll.
Say it.
Taylor Swift music.
What was Joey?
Yeah, that's what I think Joe put it.
Oh.
I think Joe put it there.
I have not heard Joey
we say a single positive good thing about Taylor Swift.
Now, as, how can I say this?
Someone who has a mother-in-law who is a...
who sometimes watches his podcast
and is the biggest Taylor Swift fan in history.
Come on, call them by their legal names.
They're Swifties.
The Swifties, okay.
Who is the biggest Swifty and likes to identify as a Swifty?
I'm not the biggest status with fan,
but I have not heard enough of her music to really judge.
It's just not for me, I mean, I just don't listen to it.
Yeah.
But I don't think it's bad, but do I think Joey thinks it's bad?
Yeah, probably.
I think he thinks it's very bad.
I think Joey thinks it's like all the way over here.
No.
You know, I think it's like, it's definitely gonna be like a here, I think.
I think Joey thinks it's slightly bad,
because he listens to like, I don't know,
like, we're like,
Comrag, Wisconsin or something.
He'll be like, oh, yes, my favorite Midwest emo man.
He's like, nah, they do calculus rock.
And I'm like, all right.
He's like, now you gotta listen to,
you gotta listen to freckled fuckfakes.
And I'd be like, what do you, what,
this isn't real.
And they're like, nah, no, they're so good.
They do like, they do like jazz with like Chinese Communist Party music.
You'd be like, all right.
That sounds fire.
I mean, I mean, I mean,
He's like, nah, he's just gotta be in the right mindset.
Sam, he's reading me like a book.
So that's where I would put it.
So I don't know, what you're gonna do?
So you say like down here?
You're more like down here, yeah?
A little more down?
Yeah, I'd say a little more down.
Joey, come on, you know Joey's taste.
You know Joey's taste.
You must think it's like down.
Okay, so I'm gonna say it's here.
All right, all right.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll hold this so you can bring it,
rip it back.
Let's see where Joey has put it.
Oh, right in between.
in between the two of us.
Okay, so I've given Taylor's music a fair shot.
I've listened to like most of her albums.
Just because, you know, I was curious, I'm like,
what is it about her music or her in general?
That drives this craze that we're living in right now.
Most of it's pretty shit.
But admittedly, there's a couple of songs
where I'm like, it's kind of a fire song,
but I don't wanna admit it.
So that's why it's like slightly.
Okay, fair enough.
I mean, I just haven't listened to it.
I don't comment.
I just know the shake it off, that's all.
Yeah, see, that's kind of a guilty pleasure song for me.
All right, what have you gone for?
So yeah, I got the Swifties aiming at my neck now,
so that's sick.
Yeah.
Overrated weapon versus underrated weapon.
Ooh.
Molotov cocktail.
Oh.
Oh, so overrated.
Dude, this is such a personal preference, though.
Overrated on the left.
Yeah, because it's not about-
generated on the rights.
Because it's not about how effective is it,
it's how overrated it is.
You know, like, so obviously,
as a weapon as a wild-used weapon
within video games and media.
Yes.
But obviously, you know, Garne has watched a lot of anime.
So he has like all these anime weird weapons
to compare to, so perhaps.
I think you're thinking too deeply on it, to be honest.
Yeah, but so I think, personally,
I would say underrated.
I think it's a sick weapon,
because I like the fact that it's a thing
We can all make it home.
In five simple steps.
With these very simple steps.
Now, I agree though.
I think it's quite underrated.
My personal underrated, like, yeah.
It really, you know what I like about the Molotov cocktail?
It really, simplicity.
It's simple and it really shows you the skill difference.
I'm sorry.
If you don't know how to throw something,
you cannot use the Molotov cocktail.
In fact, you shouldn't be holding the Molotov coat-ta.
If you have a bad shoulder, dude.
I thought you're about to say,
I just don't know how to make one.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't, to be fair.
What the fuck you're not.
I don't know how to make a mall-to.
Very simple.
We're not gonna say,
yeah, I'm sure it's easy,
but I've just never been interested to make a more-trop-wintero.
Right, well, yeah, but I think Garnt probably...
I'd say you put it in underrated.
You do you think so he's around here?
Yeah, I don't think, what would make it overrated?
I think I'm like, he's boring, they use it all the time.
It's not even effective.
You can't see it in fate, you know.
None of my summons use it.
Is that your God impression?
You know, I just think Gant would feel it's uninspired and overused is what I think Gant would think.
So I think Gantt would think it's here.
Oh, like right in the middle.
Just slightly.
Sly over.
Yeah.
I think it's closer to where.
So you think it's like a here?
Yeah, that's excellent.
I also think you'd be right as well.
This is such a hard one.
So I'll say here, you say here.
Yeah, all right.
All right, let's find out.
Slow, okay, fucking slowly.
Okay, I'm trying to keep my,
almond, okay.
Oh, let's go!
Joey is more, right?
I think, uh, I think Molotov cocktails,
when someone brings out Molotov cocktail,
you know some shit's going down.
You know what I mean?
There's just gone,
I would argue you could say that about most weapons.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, someone brings out a gun, you're like,
all right, this is just America, you know?
But when someone brings out a Molotov cocktail,
you know there's some fucking riots going on,
someone's fucking protesting, you know, you know,
the danger level you feel with a Molotov cocktail,
it's just like, on a, you know,
on a whole different, it's a whole different feeling.
That is true, you are right.
It's just like, whenever someone thinks of,
A weapon, Molotov cocktail is not normally like the first one
that comes to mind, you know.
No, but it's always like, it's always in the game too.
Yeah, yeah, but it's always there.
And it's very effective.
And whenever you see it on TV, you're just like,
holy shit, that's a fucking Molotov cocktail.
Also, holy shit.
Also, what a sick name for a weapon.
Yeah, right?
Molotov cocktail.
They really, hell yeah, they knew what they were doing with that.
Calling it a cocktail is a 9,000 IQ move.
They cooked with that brand.
Yeah, they cooked with that one.
Firm versus Lemp.
Yeah.
Firm on this shot.
Limp on this side.
Okay.
A succulent Chinese national.
I'll say,
hmm,
hmm,
hmm,
hmm,
hmm,
hmm,
I'll say,
let's think of porn categories
or hentai categories,
let's say,
oh,
how limp or firm we are.
How limp or firm I would be.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Swim suit.
Damn, that's a good one.
Um,
because there's so many different
types of swimsuits.
Oh my god, Joe.
Shit, I'm firm, just thinking about it.
I'm just kidding.
Or am I? All right.
Let me think about this.
Swimsuits.
What's the first one you think of when you think swimsuits?
Bikini.
McKinney.
Yeah, just average one.
Yeah.
Like a two piece?
Yeah, like it's like, what other pieces are there?
Well, there's the leotards.
I didn't think that deeply into it.
There's this, if we're talking hentai category,
is fucking school swimsuit is very popular.
Yeah, if I said school swimsuit, Jerry,
I'd probably be on a list, let's be honest, Joey.
Okay. I'm just saying it's a very popular hentai tag.
We all know this.
It is technically a swimsuit,
which is why when he said swimsuit, I'm like,
that's a lot of variance.
I just went straight to bikini.
You went straight to bikini?
I thought we were on the same page, Jerry.
You don't think you would have just said bikini then?
When I think swimsuits,
I just think bikini, I'm not gonna lie.
All right.
Um, and, uh, I mean, bikinis are just like,
you know, I'm gonna assume Connor thought bikini as well.
Yeah.
Uh, knowing how vanilla Connor's taste is,
is definitely on the firm side.
Fuck you.
He's not gonna be like basic.
He's gonna be like, oh yeah, I like that bikini.
I mean, nobody, nobody hates a bikini.
No, of course not.
Let's be honest about that.
But I think he'd be firmer than most.
Sorry?
I think he would be firmer than most.
See, it depends who's wearing the bikini.
Is it a milf?
Then he'd be like all the way up here.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's, I honestly think it's just somewhere right in the middle.
It's just like a safe bet.
It's not like...
The middle of firm, you mean?
Yeah, the middle of firm.
All right, yeah.
Like, it's like, it's not like the...
You know, it's not like you see it in Henton.
You're like, wow, must watch.
Must watch.
every time. I'm not gonna complain.
I'm not gonna complain, but it's there.
I'm not gonna say it's like, oh shit, I see a bikini.
I'm gonna fucking limp, no, but it's not like-
Yeah, see, and that's why if it was me personally,
I would put it in dead center.
Dead center.
Because it's, it just, there's too many factors.
It depends on who's wearing it, what kind of bikini,
what kind of swimsuit it is, what the situation is.
It's too broad.
All right, I'm sticking here, I'm sticking here.
All right, and I'm going dead center.
You're gonna dead center.
Yeah.
All right, Joe, let's see what he puts.
Hey, see, Conn's on my side, baby.
Oh shit, it's dead set.
I'd say, it was slightly firm.
Slightly firm.
Yeah, so in between me and gone.
Like what?
Like, dead center is like, yeah, like there.
So I'm closer, yeah.
Not bad points, not bad.
Is it, what's your reasoning?
It's just too many caveats?
I mean, it's often welcomed, but never the highlight.
Yeah.
It's fine. Yeah.
It's fine.
Yeah. I know some people will get very, very enjoy them.
Yeah, I think it's fine.
But it's better than fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would rather have it than not.
Yeah. Definitely.
All right, who wants to go next?
Not.
Essential on my left versus inessential or my right.
Is it inessential? Is that what it is?
Inessential.
I thought it was unessential.
Um, hmm.
Flossing.
Okay, well.
Well, I'm British, so I think it's like.
I mean, as someone who also does,
doesn't floss. I kind of have to agree with you. I mean, I know that Americans like love it.
Yeah, Americans are like, it's 100% essential, but it's like, I can't be honest, bro.
Yeah, I just don't think you need to. I know Gantt likes to floss, though. Does he?
I think he flosses. I think he's a flosser. I think God thinks it's like a, probably like a
here, maybe, or maybe even just here. I think. I mean, I personally don't think it has any,
you know, I know there is a benefit to it, but I just don't think it's necessary. Yeah.
I think
Yeah, I would say it's
So like, I'd say it's like around here
I think I'm gonna, these things are gonna put up there?
I think he wants to come across as a clean boy
He's gonna be like, man, I think it's actually very essential
Shut up on, yeah
So you think it's like here?
I'm sticking to where I would put it
A little bit above.
Yeah, like there.
I'll say, I don't fucking do it.
So you say here, I'll go with, maybe let's go
here just a bit.
Okay.
Let's have a look.
Let's go.
Oh, right in the middle.
Right in between.
Damn.
Damn. Do you floss?
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
When do you floss and why?
Okay, here's the thing.
Sometimes your mouth just feels dirty
and brushing your teeth just doesn't do it.
You know, I don't know.
You know, I understand.
Yeah, yeah.
That's where mouthwash comes in.
No, no.
Mouthwash is what you do when you're like,
when you feel like you want better breath.
you know, that's, that's like,
mouthwashers the equivalent
to like cleaning your carpet with a hose.
Yeah.
It's like it just doesn't,
it's like you're trying, but it's not quite.
It's like the equivalent of weeps
who think they do need to shower,
so they just put on some fucking axe body
body spray before going to the canada convention, you know.
Doesn't actually do anything.
Yeah, it's a cover up.
It just covers it up.
You know.
She don't like doing it.
I don't like doing it either.
That's why I don't really,
Even though dentists say you should do it,
I'm just like, I just can't be bothered.
I don't, it's not something I always remember to do,
but sometimes you just feel like, after you floss,
after you just feel like, oh, do you not get that like
satisfying feeling of just like, oh, I've got something out
in between my teeth?
It just feels clean, I don't have stuff in between my teeth.
Yeah, I don't necessarily have to have like a piece of food
in between your teeth, they're just like getting,
getting to that spot in between your teeth
and your gum especially.
I know all the viewers will sympathize with you,
but I can't.
Oh, I know, I'm sorry.
My teeth are gross, British disgusting.
I'm so sorry.
We don't have that American dental.
God damn it.
Oh, Jay, what do you got?
All right, I got Worst Chor versus Best Chore.
Best Chore is on Conn's side,
worst chore is on Garn's side.
Okay.
Washing clothes.
Do you like washing clothes, God?
I fucking hate it.
Okay.
Then I hate it.
All right, then it's...
It's gonna be here for Jay.
Where is this?
Where is this?
Yeah, it's gonna be like a hair for Jerry.
Like the best, sure?
I think it's one of the best if you hate it.
What do you mean?
I just think Jerry likes it because you don't.
Wait, where is this logic coming from?
I just feel it.
You just feel it.
I just think that Joey doesn't agree with you on this.
What do you think about washing clothes?
It's one of the best.
So we are different.
What you have just proved is we are different.
I just, why am I catching the strain?
I feel like we've had this discussion
and I remember it was a two to one
and I'm one of the one.
And I remember someone agree with me.
If there is-
And if you don't agree with me,
he agrees with me.
If this is my trash taste logic,
it should be right in the middle, right?
All right, well, let's do trash taste logic,
all right?
Because I think it's one of the best too.
And you think it's one of the worst.
I think it's one of the worst.
Okay, well, first of all,
let's just find out what.
Okay, let's just find out, then we'll go.
So I think it's like here.
All right.
I think it's like, oh my God.
Oh my God.
Okay.
So what did I tell you?
I was right, I was right.
Hell yeah, dog, it's the best.
God.
See, I told you.
I remember having this discussion where one of us didn't like it
and only one of us didn't like it and I liked it.
So you must have enjoyed it too.
And he's a trash taste fan.
He remembers.
Why is it one of the worst?
Yeah, why is one of the worst?
It's easily one of the best because it feels like your
doing the most.
There's no better feeling than just clean sheets and clothes.
No, the best thing is hoovering.
Hoovering is.
Hell no.
Hoovering is so fucking good.
I agree with you gone.
It's up there, but not as good as laundry.
No, laundry is shit.
Do you know what laundry is shit?
Is because you have to like remember
to go back to the laundry, right?
So I'm here in my fucking limbo being like,
is it done?
Is it done?
It's like, that's the hardest thing in the world
for you to lock in.
Hoovering is that instant satisfaction.
You can see the dust, you hoover it, it's done.
I agree with you, but I think for hoovering
to be as maximum capacity satisfying,
you have to wait way too long.
You've to, you feel in the house get way too dusty.
Point two, point two, doing your clothes,
it's like a multi-step process, right?
Because you need to remember to come back
after the clothes are finished,
and then you need to remember to dry the clothes.
And if the clothes are outside, you're like,
oh shit, I need to bring the rooms,
I need to bring them inside.
Maybe you use a dry,
or, you know, there are so many steps
to the washing the clothes
that it just like, it breaks the flow of things, you know.
There is no better feeling than when you're holding
all the laundry in one hand,
picking it out of the dry or whatever.
Yeah.
And you just get that lost of toasty,
soapy goodness.
Yeah, 100% agree.
Unbeatable.
Unbeatable.
No, no, give me that instant satisfaction chore
where I can see the difference just right away.
I don't want to fucking wait for that moment.
So you like,
cleaning the toilet.
Oh, I fucking love cleaning the toilet.
Is that not, fuck no.
Is that not like, that's the worst?
Is that not like the instant fucking satisfaction as well?
I like doing it, but I thought that you wouldn't.
So I said, oh, I do not like cleaning the toilet.
I like doing it.
Even though, even though 95% of those stains were made by me,
I still hate it.
I go, I go raw, no gloves, just fucking sponge.
I do as well, which is why I hate it.
Sponge, but I hate it with the,
I hate it with the gloves on too.
Yeah, I mean.
Do you know what I found out of the, wait,
You don't go fucking gloves when you clean the toilet.
No, I just have a sponge.
It's fucking disgusting, dog.
I get those, I get those wipes.
Yeah, those wipes.
Yeah, those wipes where like you get, you,
You're talking about the toilet bowl
or the toilet rim?
All of it.
All of it?
Yeah.
Bras fuck it, that's fucking.
Oh, well, if it's the bowl, I get like the long brush.
You fucking use a fucking sponge for now on the-
Well, I have a sponge that I like throw away after I wash it.
Do you just like use one side?
No fucking gloves.
That's fucking disgusting, dog.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I just hold the sponge and I get in there
I fucking clean it.
Wait, okay, I thought I was great,
because I have, I have no gloves too,
but I have the-
This is not the most unhygienic thing you've ever heard?
I'm not the crazy one, right?
I use the long toilet brush,
so I don't need to wear gloves or anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, but I just wash my hands afterwards.
I'm holding a sponge that has soap on it.
I'm not picking up the shit
and then rubbing it off my hands,
I'm just holding like a fucking dispunge
that I'm no longer gonna use.
Oh my God, that's disgusting.
Remind me to never shake your hand.
I have washed my hands.
Blood's got poopy hands, bro.
I wash my hands afterwards.
Yeah, but it's just, I don't know, man.
I'm not like scraping the poop with my finger in there.
Get a long toilet brush.
No, what about a princess?
I don't need that shit, I can get in there.
Bro, who do you think you're too,
that's a normal human being and you think
to do good to touch your own toilet bowl.
And this man judged me for wanting me,
for wanting to shit in the middle of the street.
I do not want to shit in the middle of the street.
I don't want to touch the,
the bowl with the fucking hair.
You're too good to touch your own ball.
I also reuse my toilet paper
when I wipe my ass as well.
You reuse your toilet paper?
No, I'm just saying that's like the same fucking level
we're talking about right here.
I feel like no one is above having a like,
you get a sponge and touch the fucking toilet bowl with it.
Why would you want to do that for once?
Why would you want to do it when there
literally invented a device?
The brush does not get in there.
It does get in there.
What are you, that just means you got a shit brush.
Yeah.
No, it doesn't get a good brush
and it cleans a shit off.
You gotta get a good brush.
You gotta get some power on that thing.
I mean, Hawk to-
First of all,
Hart-to spit on that thing.
All right, right, right, question, question, question.
Question.
How do you clean your toilet ball?
Hock two on that thing.
Dude, do you use the same thing
to clean the toilet bowl with
as you do the toilet seat?
Do you use that same fucking sponge?
No, no, I'll do like,
because I have these little cube things
that you can buy in Japan.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'll do like a different cube,
because that's like,
it's a different thing that's going on.
I'm not shitting on the rim,
you know what I mean?
I'm not an animal.
I don't draw, you know, come on.
I have standards.
But the rim, the rim gets a different, like,
because you also use the like,
the fucking like, essentially like,
near like bleach level stuff on the rim.
Yeah.
Which I know you shouldn't touch with your hands.
I don't hear of fuck.
But I'm not getting it on my hands.
I'm just getting on the bowl
and fucking getting in there.
That's wild.
I just think as a man, you, he's literally,
they say nothing about masculinity,
I just think as a man,
He's literally-
You should never wear gloves.
That is crazy in your own household.
I just think if you shit it, you should pick it.
He's literally a monkey.
He is a monkey.
You literally just like admiring your own fucking shit.
Why even wash the hands?
Yeah.
I mean, obviously I wash the hands,
but like, you know, it's like when you,
you know, if you had like a moldy-ass food or something
and you cupboard that you forgot,
I would not like get a fucking brush.
I would just pick it up, throw it in the thing,
and wash my hands.
Yeah, but that's,
that hasn't gone through your body.
Yeah.
Yeah, but okay, why?
Moldy food is not the equivalent to literal shit.
You could pick up like cow manure with your hand
and just claim it.
Like, what's the big deal?
I don't want to pick up Calumneau with my hand.
I don't want to do that.
I don't go to the phone and you and be like,
oh, can't we pick that up?
Also, one, it would exfoliate.
That's way worse.
Like, I'm just holding a brush, right?
Like, I'll have like a, so what I'll normally do is
that I'll get like, you know, my dish sponge
It's like I've fucking used to oblivion.
Yeah.
I'll just get that fucking thing,
put the bleach in,
and just go ham.
And then I'll throw it away.
Right.
But I'm not like actively like fucking touching the bowl.
I'll just grab the fucking sponge and shove it in.
So, you know,
I'm not actually like touching the bowl.
But even if I did,
even if I did,
I wouldn't mind because I'm washing my hands.
I'm a man who is accepted what I've done.
Also, bro, gloves take like three seconds to put on.
It's really not that big of an issue.
Nah,
because getting a mom and off sucks.
You're protecting your skin.
and it just makes you look less of a monkey.
I don't mind though.
You know, it's going in there.
Using a fucking sponge, man.
Yeah.
If it's a toilet brush, that's fine.
I don't put the gloves on for that.
I mean, I used to, I use the toilet brush sometimes,
but I just feel like it doesn't get in there enough.
You know what I found out.
I don't know how, first of all,
I don't know how oily your toads are.
No, no, because like, I feel like,
for it to be, because, you know,
I have the blue light.
Sometimes I check with the bristle sponge.
Yeah.
The bristle sponge just doesn't get,
like, soapy enough or enough to, like,
get in there.
blue light in your toilet?
Yeah.
Because I have one and I was like, I was curious.
What are you a forensics officer?
Like, I was curious because I realized.
Leave no evidence.
Well, I realized I was like, how clean is my toilet?
I found when I used the bristle thing
that it didn't fucking get in there enough.
Right.
Because it's just like, it doesn't get like soapy enough
and you can't get enough power on it.
Okay.
And then when I, I was like, you know what, fuck it.
Yeah, I'm gonna change my life.
I'm gonna get better difference.
So I just, do the fucking sponsor, get in there.
That's crazy.
Is your life change?
Has your life gone?
Nothing better.
No, I just feel like, I feel better about it.
Like I feel like it's a cleaner toilet.
Right. It's definitely not clean of hands,
yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna tell you that.
You are definitely not as clean up.
Toil in Tokyo, as they say.
Yeah, as who says.
Me.
Me.
I just don't think is that crazy.
I just can't believe it.
I think it is crazy.
I personally have never heard of anyone who does that.
Really?
Everyone, it's one of two options.
It's either no gloves with the long toilet brush,
or it's gloves with the sponge.
with the sponge.
Yeah.
No.
But there is never no glove sponge.
That's crazy.
That's animalistic.
Ah.
I don't think is that crazy.
Well, let's ask around the office.
What do you do?
Long brush, right?
What do you use?
Long brush, thank you.
But like sometimes, right, it's fine.
Sometimes it's been a rough, you know,
maybe you've had a couple of meals that were a little rough.
The brush doesn't get it out enough.
I think that's more of a question of your diet.
You can't just raw, dog, in the toilet.
Yeah.
I can't believe you guys aren't raw doggling?
What the fuck?
Alex, do long brush?
Yeah, of course.
Thank you.
All of your toilets are not clean enough.
No, it's cute.
I can eat off my toilet.
It's so clean.
I fly in the fucking black light on that shit, nothing.
Maybe it's the black light, that's the issue.
You know, ignorance is bliss, as they say.
That's true.
All right, what's up?
All right, what's the next one?
All right.
On my side, it is bad.
And on Connor's side, it feels good.
Okay.
Washing the toilet with your back.
Watching the toilet with your back.
Gosh, taking a shit in Tonner's toilet, no.
It would be if that shit would slide off the ball.
Zero coerfiction of resistance on my bowl.
A foot massage.
Ooh.
Am I?
What do you personally feel about?
Am I Quentin Tarantino?
No, you're Connor.
So what do you feel about full massages?
I don't like them.
I also.
Don't like them.
You know what, Garn?
Gant's that kind of dude.
He's that guy.
He's Marcel's walls.
I don't want people to touch my feet like that.
I don't like it.
Is he Samuel Jackson in Paul Fiction
where he fucking loves the foot massage?
No, no, no, I feel like Gant hates people touching his feet.
It's one of those things that Gantt would just,
I could just see Gant be like, nope, don't like it.
Right.
So I think Gant would say like it's like a here for Gant.
Yeah.
Are you the kind of person where it's like,
I don't know about you, but for me.
I'm not fond of it, but I'll endure it.
Yeah, it hurts for me.
It hurts for me.
Yeah.
I don't know how people are just like,
oh, it doesn't hurt at all, it feels good.
But I don't, I don't know.
There's a part of me where like, I feel like.
Because Gantz not open with his feet.
Like he doesn't let him breathe.
He doesn't, he doesn't like unleash his feet all the time.
That is true.
I feel like that is more akin of someone
who doesn't want their feet being touched.
That is true.
I've only caught glimpses of Gant's grippers.
Whereas Joey's, I've seen the more out
and Joey still like a here, you know?
Yeah, I'm just Australian.
Yeah, it's true.
But I feel like Gant doesn't bring his grip
is out unless necessary.
True.
I, okay, I'll agree with that spot.
All right.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, yep, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, none of us,
none of us like the feet.
Actually, I think I,
you guys make some, wow assumptions there.
I don't mind the feet thing.
I thought foot massage, I hate all massages.
Really?
I don't like massages.
Where would all massages go?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's insane.
I just said through massage
because it was the first thing
that came to mind.
This is where all massages go to me.
Bro, you're literally Thai.
They give like the best massages.
Bro, no fucking, okay.
As a Thai person,
I come out and I feel like I just got
beat the fuck out.
That's the best.
Do you like people touching your feet?
Huh?
Like, if like Sydney's like,
let me touch your feet
for whatever reason.
Are you like,
give me those grippers?
I don't mind it.
I'm surprised you haven't seen my grippers
because I,
I've seen you do it.
you're home.
Yeah, in my home.
But I feel like, you're not like a guy
that's like, first chance you get,
unleashed the grippers.
Yeah.
Oh, that's more because I,
I'm worried to have stinky feet.
So, I mean, it's an honest, honest reason.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just like,
I'm comfortable with my own home.
Also, because he's been on the internet long enough
and he knows he should never give away
something for free that he could,
he obviously get some monies for us.
But like, I just like, I just hate massages.
I don't know.
I don't.
Maybe you just haven't been to a good massage.
I've been to many,
I'm sorry place, Joys.
Really?
Joe's?
Joe's.
Joey's.
This is like sexual preference, men or women.
Joe's like, I just don't think you've had a good enough guy.
I just haven't had a good enough massage yet.
All the, I think is the biggest fucking gaslight of all time.
People who just like go to massage
and then it's just like, oh, it feels so good.
Oh, I feel so much more free.
I do.
It is painful, but that is part of the process.
Yeah.
It's like, there's a reason why, you know,
Are you, as kinky motherfuckers
in the Bible would whip themselves.
It's like, yeah.
Feels good.
It's like, yes, I have a pain in my bag.
Let's just punch me there.
Oh yeah, okay.
It's not punching, God.
They press it very harshly.
It's, yeah, okay, it's they press it very, very, very hard.
Also, you can usually in most massage places,
you can be like, oh, that's a bit too hard.
Can you go to.
You're too British in this scenario.
Yeah, you're just like, okay,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
just take it, yeah.
You can go, you can, you can,
Ask to go softer, it's fine.
No, I've, like, it's always been either way too weak
or way too fucking painful.
Well, then fucking tell them that.
And I don't know.
Stop being British.
Do you find massages relaxing?
I find massages the opposite of relaxing.
I find them relaxing because I get them so, like, occasionally.
Like, it's those, if I went every single time,
then I'd probably start getting used to it
and just become like a routine.
But because I go so rarely,
Yeah, it's like once a year for me.
Yeah, it's like once or twice a year for me.
The rare, like, I went to a Thai massage place like a few months ago,
and it was the best fucking thing I've gone to all year.
Like, it felt so good.
They cracked my shoulder blades and you would have thought they'd just like split me in half,
but it was the best feeling afterwards.
It was so good.
I'm like, every time I have a, you know, someone come visit in Thailand,
I have a lot of massage places I can recommend,
which I'm happy enough to do because I know Thailand,
Thailand does very, very good massages.
I just fucking hate massages.
All right. Damn fair.
All right.
I got one too.
I got one too.
All right.
I got bad mouthfeel versus good mouth feel.
Oh my God, Joe.
Oh.
And I'm going fully random with this one.
All right, here we go.
Okay.
All right, hit me with it.
So Connors side is good mouthfeel.
Gaunt side is bad mouthfeel.
The first sip of water in the morning.
Good this side, yeah?
Yes.
Good that side. Well, that's clearly just good.
Like, who doesn't love the first?
I mean, it's got to be like, like, the best.
It's like, the best.
How much of a Joey Joe found is Joey?
No. What's better?
I mean, I can be better.
I'm not getting here.
Yeah, I'm trying to think what is better
than the first sip of water in the morning?
I can't think of many.
If it was me, first sip of coffee, then first sip of water.
You know, like, it's got to be like something cold.
It can't be something like, you don't want something hot
in the morning.
I do.
Okay, well, I'm going there.
Yeah, yeah, I'll go there as well.
All right, I'm on bail.
Let's see where he's fit.
No.
Guys, there's- Joe.
There's not my dog.
You know what's a better mouth feel?
The first sip of water after you've been drunk as shit.
That's a better mouth feel than a first sip of water
in the morning.
I feel like, I'm like forcing myself to guzzle it down.
Yeah, but that's why it feels good.
No, I think this.
It's like, oh,
Finally, liquid that doesn't hurt me.
I think you're wrong.
I think you're wrong, Joe.
Look, it's good, but it's not the best.
Okay, but like, you are, that's-
You think there's this many things that are better.
That is still under the umbrella.
Cup of coffee in the morning, I think,
is better than the first sip of water.
No, I agree with that.
No, it's right, though.
No.
No. All right.
Hydrohumis.
Hydrohumis, there's real water fans now.
Also, you know what's a better mouth feel?
Like, the first sip of really cold water
after you've been sweating on a summer day.
What's up to do your sips of water?
What about, do we just doing a tear list?
That's a better mouth now.
Oh, we're just doing...
Situational, there are better,
there's better situations to drink water.
Is there nothing else that goes in your fucking mouth
apart from sips of water, Joe?
I'm not that big of a joke.
What about drag on?
Huh?
What did you say?
Could you repeat that?
Google, recipe for dragon cum.
Jury.
All right, look at our recipe for dragon comb.
Can we drink?
I can come on the podcast.
What the fuck?
Dragon come thick and creamy burns.
Dragon, no, it's dragon come and it's like,
I think it's coffee creamer with,
hazel nut, oh yeah, it's.
Yeah, fireball with coffee cream.
That sounds horrible.
That sounds horrible.
Oh my God.
It's Dragon comes.
Damn.
Dragon come, thick and creamy,
burns a bit on the way down,
you can feel it in your stuff.
That's also 10 out of 10.
10 out 10, I'm making that when I get home.
You should do it.
That's a page.
All right.
All right.
I'm gonna do a waste of time, good use of time.
Oh, okay. Okay.
Is the final prompt for today.
Collecting Pokemon.
Why are you attacking me later this, bro?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Clearly it's the biggest waste of time in a world.
I guess it.
Right, Joey?
Yeah, right?
You agree with that, right?
My opinion aside, thinking about Connor's opinion,
how he is not a collection person.
He doesn't collect shit.
Yeah.
Except for Jojo stuff.
Yeah, and Twitch sobs.
Yeah.
Other than that, he doesn't collect stuff,
so definitely it's gonna be on the waste of time side.
Well, Joe, as a Pokemon car collector,
where would you put it, Joey?
Where would you put it, Joe?
I have fun with it.
Yeah.
So I would probably put it like,
Like here.
What can you objectively say that it's a good use of time?
It's a good use of my time.
Can you, that's not fun with it?
That's what I asked you.
Can you objectively say that it is a good use of time?
Depends on what you want to do with those Pokemon cards
because some people collect them to sell
and try and make profit.
Are you one of those people?
No.
I'm not one of those people
because I can't be fucked.
I collect them because I think they look cool
and they're nostalgic.
All right, so.
But knowing Connor, it's definitely more on the waste of time, so.
Connor's gonna think it's a waste of time.
Yeah, I'd say even a little bit lower than that.
A little bit lower?
Yeah, I'd say it's like right there.
I agree with that.
Close your eyes.
I can't see it anyway.
Yeah.
Okay, ready?
Three, two, one.
Fuck off.
Oh, wait, you think that?
Sit, swan.
It's a hobby.
Show me a binder.
Show me a binder right now.
I don't care.
Yeah.
But look, it's a hobby if it makes you happy,
I think that's a good use of time.
Damn, it's being very nice.
Damn, I thought you picked that as a-
Yeah, as a road to me.
Do I think you're a loser?
No, I think, look, if you like a hobby
and you can financially afford it, that's a good thing.
If it actually brings you joy, then it's great.
Man, he's trying so hard not to piss off the T-CG-B-D.
Down!
Like, look, I think that any hope he did-
I thought he was trolling.
I thought he was about to start a war.
Like, legit, if you like something,
like, I think there are, that's why, like,
this is like, this would be like,
what's the best use of the time?
Like, if you loved swimming.
Okay.
That would be like the best thing ever,
you'd be very healthy.
Sure, sure, sure.
There are no downsides.
Yeah, I think, like, good use of time
is stuff that enriches your life
in a way that is objectively meaningful.
What's the worst, then?
What's the biggest waste of your time?
Being into, like, cave diving.
You won't make it out to have an opinion.
Cave diving, like cave scuba diving.
Caves scuba diving.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm no water cave diving.
Like something that is just like, I don't know,
being into like MDMA or Coke.
Like objectively just not a good use of time.
You know what I mean?
Like I think here is where it's like,
it's an in between where it's like being a simileia.
It's like, it's fine.
There's some good things about being into alcohol.
But it's a very like, it's on the cusp of being.
like, you probably shouldn't be in doubt.
Where would you put, where would you put
Pokemon TCG?
Like one TCG?
Personally for you.
Um,
use of time,
waste of time.
I would put it, yeah,
right, right in that sense.
Where would you be, being a 35 year old man
that's a little too into whiskey?
A little too into whiskey?
I'd say, I'd say that's more of a waste of time.
It depends.
It's funny when you say waste of time.
waste of time. I would think more of,
I guess not waste of time, more of unproductive,
but waste of time sounds so harsh.
Yeah, it's the same thing, right?
Unproductive.
I guess so.
Waste of time.
Because when I think whiskey, I'm just like,
you don't really go out with the boys to drink some, like,
yeah, just drink some whiskey.
Whiskey is like what you do to appreciate
when you apply yourself, it's a me time.
For example, like maybe Pokemon cards, you know,
it's non-detriment, there's no, there's no harm,
yeah, do anything.
I feel like maybe being a little too into whiskey
or like alcohol in general, like,
I have a simileur.
What's your definition of two into whiskey?
Like if you're a sommelier, that's your job,
you've made it work, you put the jackpot.
Yeah.
If you're like, you collect whiskey, you drink it every night.
Right.
It's like, maybe you should chill out.
So an alcoholic.
Well, you're getting close.
You're getting very, very close, yeah.
You're getting worryingly.
Like you're on the cusp of alcoholism
where it's like, is this really worth this being your hobby?
Yeah, maybe you should find a different hobby.
Is this a hobby or is this coping?
Yeah, it's like, we're getting close.
Look, look, as someone who is into one,
I can objectively say that.
It's like, it's like a waste.
Like it is, like, I like, I like,
but I wouldn't say it's a hobby,
because I don't care to fucking remember anything about it.
I just like drinking it.
Yeah, right.
It's a different.
I didn't get into wine to appreciate it.
I go into wine because...
But like people who are like,
my personality is wine.
I'm like, it's a fucking waste of time.
Yeah. Like, you should just get something else.
It's like not detrimental to your life.
Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough.
Or like, I don't know, being into cigars.
I think that's objectively a waste of time.
Yeah, yeah, it is.
Or, you know.
But like, okay, where would you put, like, most hobbies?
Can you even, like, tier list hobbies?
I think most hobbies are here.
Because most hobbies don't ruin your life.
And, like, you know, and they-
Well, it depends how heavy you go into the holiday
and how much you can spend.
I think the only reason my Pokemon cards, you know,
is here, but maybe could be like a here,
is that for some people they might spend way too much money.
Yeah.
Yeah. So I think the perfect hobby is, well,
one that you know, it's maybe like a salty one
where you don't spend as much money.
So, okay, here's, here's a thing.
Where would you put gaming?
I'm not, I'm not, I think gaming is like the perfect, like here.
It's like, you could be the person who plays it occasionally
and you get a lot out of it, you get to see a cool medium.
It's like movies.
But if you game like I do, it's probably down here,
but then I made it my job, so we're back here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're back here.
We bounce back.
When I used to play League of Legends during like fucking,
when it should be working, yeah,
gaming is like a down here hobby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think gambling would have been more,
like, less detrimental to my life.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah.
At least you have a chance to get something.
Hobbies are totally like, but like generally hobbies,
they're there's good.
Yeah.
It's good to have a hobby.
It's about controlling, yeah.
There's a, there's a balance.
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