Trash Taste Podcast - The 2nd Annual Trash Taste Awards | Trash Taste #100
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Welcome to the second annual Trash Tades Awards.
Perfect.
Mommy! Nailed it.
Glass for you. One take one.
A glass from me.
A glass thing.
It had to be a one take one day.
We're only a one ball of champagne.
Oh, hold on.
Before we get criticism, we have to undo our jackets
because we're sitting down.
Because someone got really angry last year.
I just wanted to show off the suit.
Let's do a drip appreciation real quick.
Yeah, unlike last year, I actually am wearing a Jojo suit.
Oh, Joe, you actually wore pants this time.
I wore pants this time.
No one will ever know I didn't wear pants last time.
Friend of the Joe's no suit with a black shirt
this time mixing it up, feeling spicy, all right.
Yeah, it's undo.
What the butchirati suit?
Wait, I'm, I'm, because,
I've never worn a double-breasted suit normally.
Do you still unbutton it or?
It's appropriate to button your double-breasted suit.
Yeah, yeah, I thought.
Okay, so Connor and I will just under it.
I'll keep it, I'll keep it button-up.
Whatever, whatever.
I went with the Mr. Ty this time.
You'll change you up a little bit.
Nice, nice, good, looking good.
Well, let's try the champagne then.
Yeah, yeah.
Before we, I guess, jerk off sounds off.
Yeah.
For the next time.
Isn't that just a regular trash day's episode?
That's no different from what we normally do.
But ladies and gentlemen, this is,
Episode 100.
We've hit the big three digits.
102 years of trash taste.
102 years.
I haven't had this much head since I went to a Jojo meetup, bro.
What the fuck?
It's like back of the Walmart head.
This isn't a fucking beer corner.
It's champagne, okay?
It is meant to be bubbly.
Champagin.
Like, if we were truly,
if we were truly cultured, we'd be drinking our champagne glasses.
I will say that these are not.
We don't have trash taste champagne glasses.
We took trash taste.
Unfortunately not.
So we're just drinking out normal wine glasses.
By the way, Wendy, thank you for the glasses.
Thank you very much for the glasses.
Well, cheers boys.
Cheers boys to 100 episodes.
100 episodes.
Wow, we are literally in triple digit episodes.
My God.
That's scary, isn't it?
That's gone so quickly.
Do you know what I forgot about?
I forgot that we moved to a new studio this year.
Yeah.
It happened this year?
Well, I mean, the first award show was at the last episode.
Last year, yeah.
And we only had like four or five
episodes after the Trash Tastes Awards before the move.
Yeah, that's right.
It wasn't long after, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
But it didn't feel that way, because last episode we filmed
in the old studio was the Trash Tastes Awards, right?
I believe so?
Probably.
It's canon now.
That is it.
No one can confirm that it was real.
I think because we tried to delay it as much as possible
to have the awards as close to episode 50 as possible,
even though we'd already secured our new studio
and we needed to record
poured a bunch in, uh, uh, we caught a bunch of episodes
to, uh, make sure that we had enough episodes
to cover us for the move.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah.
So yeah, how'd you boys feel about, uh,
I, have you ever been on the podcast
that made it past like 50 episodes?
I've, uh, no, I've never been anything
that made it past 50 episodes.
Have you ever been on a podcast before?
For, yeah.
I had my own podcast that lasted two episodes.
I had, I had my own radio show that lasted,
oh, you had the, the, the, the,
the anime show, yeah.
I think I did like 30 episodes of that.
How many episodes of Portaku did that end?
You were like 20 or 14 or something.
I don't know, it was way more than that.
It was more than 20.
It was way more than that.
You want to beat your old self.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't get another chance to start again,
they're gone if you do it.
The only one who can defeat me is me.
Exactly, right? Exactly.
How many episodes of Port Taku?
Maybe like little under 50?
Maybe. Because the thing is there was like two versions,
I was like Port Taku and Jay Taku.
So it was, it was, like, that went on for all.
Scant lore.
Yeah, this is Gunn.
That went on for like four years though,
but it was four years not as consistent as trash taste.
Yeah.
So it is a very, very different vibe.
I think. Yes, Ashley.
You have 76 videos.
I don't know that's 76 episodes.
That's 76 episodes then.
We've already beaten now.
Hey, new PV, let's go.
New PV, new PV.
I mean, to be honest, it's a miracle that like a podcast
even lasts over 100 episodes.
True.
I feel like, I don't know many.
I feel like over 50 episodes.
Oh yeah, honestly.
I think it's pretty impressive that we ever blow every single week.
We've never missed a week.
We've never had to delay it a day.
Please don't let that be polioces.
You know, you know, you know, what I will say.
Even if it isn't, I think it's impressive we have to 100.
You know what I will say?
Because like most other podcasts,
they go on for like an hour per episode.
Yeah.
We've done two hour episodes, bar like I think two or something.
Yeah.
For a hundred episodes.
That's two, that's like roughly 200 hours of talking.
Yeah.
Too long.
Too long.
Too long.
At which point do we make as much content hours as one piece?
That's, that's the next goal.
That is the next goal.
I want it to get to the point where there will be people out there
who will go, what takes longer to finish?
One piece or trash chase?
I mean, we're getting there.
Yeah, but like thinking about it, a lot of, a lot as,
we've done a lot this year, because we've obviously moved studio.
And I think trash taste after dark has just been like a massive thing that we started.
I mean, I remember last year we had like three streams or something that we were streamed
because we kind of felt like it.
I think we did four or five episodes of Trash Tastes After Dark.
But then obviously there weren't so much like,
you know, like a Twitch show as more
or just like a, you know, trash taste after birth,
you know, type of thing.
Or like, after, after thought, you know.
Yeah, you know, just like squeezing that last little bit
from like the main episode into like a stream, you know.
It's really cool. We have like a different set
for the live streams and the shit,
the normal podcast, you know.
And it offers a different kind of trash taste experience.
Well, the old episode was just the same one.
Yeah.
Because like I think the issue with the old trash taste streams
is that it was just more trash taste.
It just looked like trash taste.
Yeah, it looked like trash taste.
We did the same things as we do on trash taste.
We just talked just with a live chat.
But I feel like there's definitely,
we've definitely been able to distinct,
make trash taste after like more distinctive,
not only with the set, but with what we do in it as well.
Because we get to do like play some fun games.
Yeah.
We get to do some fun stuff and trash taste off.
Could you ever imagine trying to do the 24 hour stream
in the old office?
Oh my God.
That would have sucked us.
I'm pretty sure actually would quit.
Like, you told us.
You know it's good because people are starting to comment,
oh, well, I like trash taste after dark more than trash taste now.
So that means that we're doing a good job.
Yeah, yeah.
That's like, that's like weirdly flattering.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
To be like, oh, we beat ourselves.
I mean, like, if you prefer trash taste off the dog,
that's like, oh good, that's still trash taste, maybe.
That's still us.
Yeah, that's still us.
So we're okay with it.
What is the trash taste awards?
V-source music.
Explain it.
So people who don't know what the Trash Taste Awards are,
it's something that we've done once before,
and we liked it so much that we're doing it again.
Basically, we're gonna try and do it annually.
Yeah, basically, you know, there's a lot of moments
in Trash Taste, they're not everyone can keep up with.
There's a lot of, a lot of arguments,
a lot of dumb shit that happens, maybe a screenshot you recognize.
You're like, where would you episodes that from?
Yeah, yeah. So basically, this is an award show
to kind of have you, the viewers vote on your favorite moments
of the last 50 episodes of Trash Taste,
yeah. Most, I guess, iconic moments,
the dumbest screenshots, the baddest takes,
and when we complain about America.
Yeah.
So it's basically just a highlight reel for you guys
because there's a lot of trash taste content now,
not only on one channel, on multiple channels.
So this is basically inside joke, the episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's your chance to catch up to all of the weird
and wonderful moments you may have missed over the year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So if there's like a moment, you know,
you see during the Trash Taste Awards
where you're like, oh, I want to know what that's like,
you know, in context.
I want to see the full scope of it.
Then you can go back and check it out
and catch up on it.
And for us, we just get it to suck our own dicks.
That's a true Jojo fan.
That's why we're wearing the Jojo suits, right?
That is why we're wearing the Jodoo suits.
I guess we are.
Don't deny, we are.
This is literally like the Obama image
with just like the medal, right?
Giving the award to yourself, yeah.
Oh, look at all these awards.
So we have a bunch of categories.
Should we tell everyone what the categories are?
Yeah, just go through them all.
Dude, do you have a slide for that, Ashley?
Or no.
No, I think we do.
I do have a slide.
Oh, really?
You do have a slide to go into the next one.
Actually, actually plan ahead for us.
By the way, it's spelled award you.
That's an inside joke again.
I gotta explain that because this is-
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
The last time I did the post calling for ideas for the awards,
I did a typo.
On the Reddit, yeah.
So that's why it has a W.
It's not that funny, but it kinda suck around.
It's also because we're giving ourselves a W, that's why.
Yeah, I guess we are.
I had to make a W up.
I know, it was the kind of thing.
You know, you know, one W in award wasn't enough.
I needed another job.
Joe, if there's one thing trashdice is not about,
it's not about getting W's, Joey,
Joey, because none of us get Ws.
It's like two Ws cancel each other out, right?
It's all else that's what we're about to find out
on this award, man.
I just go to the first slide,
going over the nominations, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So we have hot take of the year.
That's number one, we're going out of the gate
with the strong.
We're going straight out, man,
you guys are in for a treat.
We're best out of context clip,
that screen grab of the year,
most degenerate moment, most salty moment.
There's a lot of those.
A monkey moment named after me, I suppose.
Yes.
The best story, the biggest clown,
the biggest chad, the best nickname,
the best complaining about
America moment. Of course. Sorry Americans.
Best meme. The fans they actually talked about anime.
That's a new one, right? That is a new one. Yeah, we didn't have that I'll ask you.
Best tangent, best drip, laziest drip, best rent, best argument, worst food take, best poop
moment. I think that's new. Yeah, that's definitely. Most privilege moment, that's new.
That's new. I made it the fuck up award. Yeah.
Which is new. Best sauce. Best trash taste after dark episode, which is new as well.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dumbus quiz answer, which is new as well. Moment of the year and the best
Trash Taste episode of the year, according to you guys.
Yeah, so you guys voted on this and you guys gave us the nominations as well.
So we might judge your taste.
Yeah, yeah.
So if you want to blame anyone, you can blame yourself.
So if we get to a certain point, you're like, no, no, the best one was definitely not in these nominations.
That's on you.
Yeah.
Not us.
I mean, like, I wouldn't blame you guys because there's a lot of contents that happened this past year.
And even like, we were making the content and we don't remember,
probably anything happened this year.
It's gonna be like a nice trip down like memory,
I guarantee there's gonna be a bunch of moments
where like, oh, that got nominated?
Yeah, I do remember, I do remember looking
at the nominations list and there was like one moment
that I remember happened that I think deserves
to be represented somewhere here,
so I'm just gonna shout it out now.
Because it was actually at the old studio,
which is why I think it got like passed over.
Oh, I see. But it was the moment where
the confusion happened when Connor was talking about
taking the fridge.
Oh, from my house.
Yeah, from your house.
And like, that was the only moment I remember post,
I remember post, I was like, oh, damn.
If only I remembered early, I could have told Ashley to put it in,
but like, uh, Moorne, you can play the clip
because I just wanna give it a quick shout
because it's one of my favorite.
That is a good clip.
Finally getting rid of my, uh, my laundry machine,
uh, washing machine.
Yeah, we're getting rid of ours as well.
Yeah, yeah, I got rid of my cockroach infested.
Oh yeah, that one?
Oh, you still have that one?
Okay.
Okay.
I thought you brought a new one, though.
He cleaned it up, right?
I didn't clean it up, but, you know,
I mean, I don't know what's been in there.
Yeah, yeah.
It is nice to get rid of it and get a new one.
You get something nice.
You can afford it.
True, my, I'm taking the old one from this studio.
Are you?
Yeah.
Wait, why?
Are you actually?
Because it's like the equal amounts of confusion
where Connor says a story about taking the fridge
and we all think, all three of us thought three different things.
I thought the right thing, it's my story.
He just phrased it in a way, and I was like, what the fuck?
Because it was like using like, using the scripts like,
that's an it.
And we were like saying, oh, you took it from this place?
And yeah, yeah.
And it was just like the perfect, like chaotic moment.
And I remember like, one of my favorite prose
was like the subreddit breaking down how this happened.
And it was like, it was like a JCS criminal psychology.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On how to communicate and fails between.
Yeah, unfortunately, unfortunately,
it seems many people forgot that because it was actually
at the star mention.
So you'll notice there's like recency bias
with some of the, we don't know who's one yet.
We are totally in the dark,
but we know the nominations, obviously.
So yeah, it's gonna be interesting
to see where people chose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm excited for it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we just jump straight into a-
We have a lot of, we have a lot of,
yeah, we have a long-take of the year.
Not as hot as hot as your mom though.
Okay, you don't know that.
You don't know that.
My mom is a beautiful woman, how to you.
Would you describe your mom as hot?
No. Okay, then we,
I guess, I guess it's solved then.
All right, let's see, what other nominations?
So, I mean, I believe we're going right
out of the gates with a hot take of the year.
Because here's the thing, right?
I don't know what counts as like a hot take.
Is it like a bad take or controversial take?
I think it's a bit of both, you know?
I think if you have a take that 95% of people disagree with,
that could get you in the hot take category.
Yeah, all right?
I think if you also- That's just a bad take, right?
You know, I'm sure when the,
whenever they figured out the earth was flat,
I'm sure that was a hot take at the time.
Is a bad take just not-
You mean when they figured out-
Is a hot take just not a bad take with reasons?
If you think about it.
Listen.
That's all a hot take is.
People have been shunned in the past
and then they turned out to be right.
So a hot take doesn't mean you're right.
It just means you're going against the consensus.
Well, let's see what the nominations are.
So we have 90% of bread tastes the same.
That's a gaunt.
Okay, I have to ask, do you stand by this statement to this day?
Um, what did I say in the episode?
I call on the general sentiment of this take,
do you stand by it?
I don't believe all bread tastes the same,
but 90%, but.
There's 10% that tastes different, right?
So I believe, okay, here's the thing.
I remember the argument we had was because Connor was saying,
I would eat bread as a main course.
And I was like, I can't eat bread as a main course.
I need a supplement with the bread
in order to enjoy it, right?
It's a nice snack, but it's like not a meal, you know.
And that's where I let out this outrageous line.
And then another food take
here from Connor this time.
Food poisoning is not an illness.
Do you stand by that?
Absolutely.
I think it was a case of,
I think it was a case of good point,
terrible execution on my part,
which is Connor syndrome at this point.
Yeah, that's just like, an actual, like, valid take
that I just described so poorly
that people don't want to agree with it.
Right.
And then on the subreda and Twitter and stuff,
people have to fix my explanation.
Of course.
So that, that's a fix explanation with all.
I still stand by this, this general sentiment
is still, you know, correct.
And then one from me this time,
Jiu Jiu Jitsu Kyson was okay.
Which is really that outrageous?
I mean, I don't think it was, but...
I hope this one wins.
I really, really want Jujsac Kyson was okay
to win Hot Take of the Year.
I kind of agree.
To be honest, out of everything here,
it's like, we have some outrageous takes,
but like, I want that one to win.
Just to be like, Shonan fans be like,
Hot Take of the Year, 90% of Bread of it is all the same?
This is the only time when Shonan fans
are actually going to come together
to, like, cooperate or something.
I really hope so.
Don't stop right there.
Because the next one is 86 was bad.
by me.
I stand by that obviously.
Two of them are anime-takes-
This was one of the biggest meltdowns
I'd ever seen from a trash taste episode.
People lost their shit when I said this.
People were in, like, in tears.
It reminded me that our trash taste episode,
our trash taste viewers were also anime fans,
which I all forgot for the longest time.
Yeah, I forgot for the longest time.
I almost forgot.
Like us, people here watched anime at one point in their lives,
you know, and they're very passionate about it.
What I hate about when I have a take about anime,
and I'm sure you guys can relate to this.
is that no matter what, how much I watch or what I say,
there's always some justification as to why I'm wrong.
I feel like it's not just anime.
It's just whenever you watch something in general.
Like you and like Doctor Strange,
you're not angered.
No, like, what do you mean?
You haven't paid $15 for a Disney Plus subscription
and watched nine hours worth of subcontent.
And I'm sorry that you don't understand
Doctor Strange 2 after watching only Dr. Strange 1.
It's like, what's wrong with you Marvel fans?
I'm sure that'll be in the next year's award.
But yeah, this was one.
one where I said I watched nine episodes, and apparently that wasn't enough to form an opinion,
apparently. No, of course it's not. I stand by my tape. 86 was bad. That's like judging one piece
and stopping at episode 100, you know. Like, how, how, after all the times you hear, it gets good
at episode 800. Yeah. You didn't, you didn't listen to them. You guys can enjoy the shows. I just
don't enjoy it. That's it. Get over it. All right, Gantt, who won this one? Who won this one?
All right.
Please, Jesus Christen win.
I just want to win.
And the winner.
It better be bread.
It better be fucking bread.
A hot take of the year goes to 90% of bread.
It tastes the same.
You know what?
I ain't mad.
God damn it.
Yes.
Anime takes are valid.
Thank you.
Are you saying that you think that Jujica
Kyson is just okay, guys?
Absolutely.
It's just okay, Joe.
Absolutely.
The most outrageous take of all.
Let's find out actually
Because we have the statistics
What is the statistics?
Do you wanna know how many percent
How much percentage of the vote your hot take got?
I wanna guess that he got like 60 to 70% of the vote
Yeah
Well he got 66.9% of the vote
So apparently a lot of people thought
His take was back.
Like all of Europe came together
I was like, no, no
The entire German population joined in to vote.
What are the rest?
In second place was you, Connor
with food poisoning is not
illness with 20.4% of it.
Oh wow, so barely any for the other anime takes.
Yeah, what were the other ones?
Jiu-Jitsu Kaysen was okay, came in third
with 7.6% of the vote.
Oh, and Connor's second take was the last with 5.1.
See, everyone agrees.
So 95% of people agree with.
Everyone agrees with us.
No, I'm joking.
Yeah, just because one, one means that the others are right,
right?
That's how the trash is at war's work, right?
That's definitely how it's.
I've been liberated.
I've been exonerated of cringe.
It wasn't a hot take.
It was a good take.
How do you feel?
about that, Garn?
I mean, I wanted another one to win.
Yeah, that's probably one of my worst takes I've ever said
on trash tape.
It is literally the take that always gets quoted.
Yeah, yeah.
If you want to discredit Garn,
it'll be like, Garn said this anime was bad,
but yeah, but he said 90s and all right to have said.
Like, like, I'll defend fucking pizza crust
or like, not eating pizza crust till the day I die.
I'm proud of that shit.
I'm just like, okay, that's not my best moment, you know?
That's like my dark past.
I like try to get rid of, man.
Well, deserve.
Oh, good start, good start.
All right.
The next category.
Next category is the best out of context clip.
I swear to God, there's no one.
Last year, was it bang, bang, bang, bang.
No, oh yeah, yeah.
It was bang, man, bang, bang, bang, man.
Which is all used to this day.
So it's gonna be hard to see what can top this.
Yeah.
Look, what could top it?
What could top this?
What are the nominees?
Scott is sad.
This is a good one.
You go through about 20 emotions in five seconds.
What was like, what was going through in my head?
I like, I was going through my head.
I like, I look at that,
and I listen back to the conversation
that, uh, that this happened in.
I'm like, I do not know where I was going.
It wasn't even a sad, like, sorry,
it was just like, it was, it's like the instant sad face
for like just a second and like snap,
it was like a snap back to reality moment, right?
I still wanna know what was going through your head.
I don't wanna know as well.
I would pay so much money to figure out what was happened.
So much money.
All right, and then tits out for the boys.
And then before you know it, it's like,
There's like 15 kayaks, like 30 boys in this bay.
Just all going, tits out for the boys! Tits out for the boys!
Joey being misogynistic.
I'm so happy this became a thing.
Yeah, we definitely made it the thing after the trash taste.
Charity stream, yeah.
It did some good because we got...
Yeah, a wallet out for the boys.
We made it wholesome, guys.
Yeah, we made it wholesome somehow.
And then, of course, it's the...
This is from the stream.
Yeah, yeah.
Put a V-tuber clip and...
The most unfunny V-Tuber clip.
Yeah, we all reacted accordingly.
We were trying.
We were supposed to not laugh,
but apparently it wasn't hard.
Like, I almost laughed looking at us reacting to it, right?
Because, like, I wasn't laughing at the clip.
I was just like, I was like dead, like dead face
and I saw us just like, I saw this out of context clip live
and I'm just like, yo, this fucking hilarious, man.
This fucking hilarious, though.
I'd like to think.
This person submitted it like as a joke,
but I don't think they did.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it was serious, unfortunately.
I just like, this is such like,
the best, like, you got the whole squad laughing,
like, just clip I've ever seen in my life, right?
And then next-
The touching anime figures blindfolded.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, it's huge.
There's, there's a lot of bits and bulbs hanging off it.
Oh, my God, it just keeps going.
I know, right?
Holy shit.
I know exactly where you're touching.
Holy fucking shit.
I can't see, but I know,
Exactly where you're touching.
Holy shit, this just keeps going.
Does he not it?
It just really describing very sexual activities
with kissing a figure.
I know exactly what you're feeling.
It's the ferocity of Joe's kind.
And then I finally have gone.
We're glad to be racist.
I don't know what this is.
Yeah, I don't know this one either.
So I guess let's have a look.
Yeah.
I would be, I would gladly be racist.
I would, well, there we go.
What was the context?
Why did you say that?
I guess that's a good out of context clip.
That's so good out of context because I don't know the context.
When would I say that?
Why would I say that?
Was it like towards kids?
No.
I don't know what it was, but like just the poise you said it in.
It's like, I would gladly be racist.
Like, you're like standing up or something.
You're really believing.
Man, I don't have like a split personality
and like the second like gone
is just like really racist or something?
I think, I think you were saying you would gladly be racist
towards wasps.
Oh, that was it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, well, should we find out
who the winner is?
Yeah, I want to know.
I have no idea with this one.
I really want the Sacramiko to win.
Yeah, I want the soccer.
Yeah.
I feel like I know which one's gonna win.
Yeah.
If I was a betting man, gone is sad.
Really?
Right, right.
Yeah, that's a really good one as well.
The winner is,
drum roll, please.
Gone would gladly be racist.
What?
I mean, to be fair,
It is amazing out of conscience.
That ain't me.
That ain't my man.
Is you?
That ain't my man's.
Miss you?
Gant would indeed gladly be racist.
What was the percentage that it won by?
This was really close.
Oh yeah?
Garant would gladly be racist won with 31.9% of the vote.
Okay.
Second place is Gant is sad with 31.1% of them.
Oh, one percent different.
Kant is just the best out of context.
The only one that can beat me is me.
He's an out of context machine right here.
Yeah, he's a two-time winner.
Two-time winner.
Damn.
I can't even try him, baby.
I ain't even trying.
All the other ones.
Tits up for the boys came in third with 19.8% of the vote.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Touching anime figures blindfolded.
Came in fourth with 11.5%.
I'm so sad.
Sacramiko came last.
Yeah, right?
Sakramiko came in fifth with 4.3% of the vote.
So sad.
But hey, can't win them all.
Can't win them all.
Actually.
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
Sakramiko came in last.
I don't know why there's two.
That was a bad, these are all banged.
They're all bangedged.
Yeah, but damn, Garn is still holds the title,
the two-time champion.
Someone please take it from me.
I don't want this anymore.
I don't want this anymore.
What is the next out?
What is the next category, Joe?
You have the card as well.
Yes, the next category is a screen grab of the year.
Ooh.
Ooh. So I think we got a little bit of crossover
with this one, because I saw some of the nominations,
but there are a lot of, I guess this is like out of context,
but just still images.
Yeah.
You know, it's kind of like the same energy,
but you have even less context
because there's no clip to go along with it.
Yeah, true. All right, let's see what the nominations are.
Oh, you know, sad gone again, wide-eyed gone.
Angry-a-a-a-a-haki.
I love this one. I love this one.
But you need to see the full picture for that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me in a banana clown.
I don't remember doing that.
Connor takes his pants off.
That was using a lot of memes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, oh, and I guess it's the Sacramico, us not laughing.
No, it's not Saccharamiko.
It's just like, it's just like,
Okay, so this is actually really fucking hard
because I don't know what my favorite is.
I think my favorite maybe is just trash taste
in a nutshell.
Yeah, I do it.
Just because like you, like imagine it, okay?
You're a few episodes behind on trash taste.
You know, you don't know, you forget
that we're doing like a 24 hour live stream.
You see that on your timeline and you're like,
what the fuck is going on with trash taste?
What has actually happened?
It's the moment of like, oh man, I haven't listened
to trash day in so long.
I wonder what they're doing now.
And then you see that.
It's like P.O.V., you've missed one episode of trash taste.
Oh my God.
I don't know how your eyes did that.
I love wide-eyed gone.
I don't even remember.
Like, what was said that made you react like that?
I don't even remember.
Like, you're talking about the-
You're drinking buddwiser.
You're talking about like out of context.
Go on here, man.
I don't fuck it, though.
If I remember correctly, someone said something.
You were like, oh, yeah.
I assume someone said something.
That's what makes you to get out of context.
Wasn't it incestant?
Was it incesting?
I don't know.
Why am I taking off my pants?
I don't remember why I did that.
I don't know why.
Well, like, your hand is like on the belt.
Yeah, I really got it off.
I also just love how an image from like five years ago
from a member that's not even here is like nominated.
Like, why is that there?
It is a great image though, too, yeah.
I don't know trash taste, but I mean,
it's still on the meme verse, I guess.
Yeah.
What would you say is your favorite?
Trash Tastes in a nutshell.
It's either that or angry archie as well,
which is just, what was that photo?
What was the context?
What was the context of that photo?
The context
So like the full images on the screen right now,
but it's, it's, Aki looking pissed off
because she was like, like, sick, like car sick.
Right. From where we went on a bus tour.
Yeah, yeah. And I'm talking to my friend's girlfriend
at the time, we're just having a conversation.
And Arki's just looking really pissed off looking at me
because she was really sick.
But out of context, and she just looks like
she's pissed off me talking to another female.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's amazing.
It's literally like that meme image of just like the girl looking pissed
the guy looking at the other girl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Honestly.
Yeah, but yeah, I really love that image overall.
And, but I gotta say, trash taste in a nutshell.
Trash taste in a nutshell.
Like, you could, there's so much in this detail,
there's so much detail in this image if you just look at it
that you just like discover something new.
Like a piece of art.
The longer you look at it, the more impressive.
Yeah, yeah, because like you look at it,
you're like, why is God in a clown costume?
Why is Joey in a banana suit?
Why is Connerving a Monk?
Why did come donate $6,000?
And then it's just like, what?
What current Sigma come?
What is going on?
There's so, I like, there's just so much shit on the table.
It's the most disgusting table.
Like, it's such a chaotic image that I just,
that's my favorite out of context image.
All right, would you like to know who was the winner?
Yes, yes, yes.
So the winner of Screen Grab of the Year goes to
B.
Connollis takes off his pass.
Too fair.
I think that one's used a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is used a lot.
It's the combination of that and then me and Gantt doing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, that is it, that is it.
That is it.
It's a combo.
It's missing the second half the combo.
I just like how for two years in a row,
it's me wearing the same fucking shirt
in screen grab of the year.
I'm wearing the fucking Emmy's shirt.
So I'm like out of context clip of the year,
then Conner comes along with like best screen grab of the year.
Twice in a row.
Twice in a row.
Twice in a row.
Oh my God.
I do like this one.
I don't remember why though.
It's quite funny.
People always reply to it with every tweet I do.
They always reply with this.
Every single one.
Because you could fit it with so many different emotions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like excitement, but it's also like horniness.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just like the, my body is ready.
It's like, all right, fine.
I'm on it. I'm on it.
Thank you, thank you, viewers.
Yes.
So, what was the breakdown?
Connor takes off his pants, one with 32.
Oh, that was quite close, yeah.
Tras taste in a nutshell came in second with 20.4%.
Oh, okay, nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, Sat Gant came in third with 19.3%.
Of course, of course.
And then Angriaki came in fourth
with 12.8% of vote.
Nice. Nice. Nice. And fifth was banana clown Joey.
I mean, that was just terrifying. I don't blame people.
Wilde Gant was last. Yeah, I thought,
White-I-Garkey would be the, oh, it's not Panah Choy-A-Chy.
Banana-Clawn Joey would be the worst. Oh, sorry, I'm reading it wrong.
White-E-Gand didn't he come in fourth with seven.
with 7.4% of them.
Did you really have to like make a deflection like that?
Like, it's like, debated.
It actually you came last.
Debated.
But not by far, you, you came in last
with like 7.2% of them.
Okay, yeah.
All right, all right.
Next category then.
Nice category.
I should turn around.
I just saw that.
I said, I didn't expect.
I knew, I was the next category.
I knew it was there.
I just, just thought, what's the next offer?
Oh, fuck.
We got the most degenerative moment.
I think it's going to be one of you, right?
Because I'm very wholesome.
I don't know, man.
You had some degenerate moments.
Yeah, everyone has some degenerate moments, but let me just check that I have.
Yeah, it's most of the nominees.
What are the nominees?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We got Mealing talks about sweat and spit.
This is from our cooking special.
Yeah.
Play the clip.
Have you ever licked sweat?
I mean, not on purpose.
Okay.
And how did it taste?
I know what sweat is, mainly.
I know, but like, I know it's salty.
Please don't tell me you butcher-radi your husband.
Not on purpose.
A true Maline moment.
This is like a normal moment if you hang out with Malin enough.
She'll just say some things and like,
I'm glad that at least one of the moments has finally been caught on camera.
It's moments like these where I'm like,
I'm so glad I'm on Maylene's good side.
I don't want to be, like, I don't know what the fuck she's going to do.
You can literally see me processing.
Like, where do I even start with this?
You know when a friend says something?
Are you like, what, how?
Like, I love this like a one second point
between after she says it and me like mustering up an answer,
I'm like, uh, that's not recording about it.
And I was like, what?
What would she say that?
And like the thing is, right, actually,
a bit of the full conversation had to be cut down.
Yeah, she went out for like 40 minutes about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what you see, what you saw in the trash taste,
in the trash day special was a cut down version
of the full conversation
because she was saying, right, this was cut out,
she was saying that the sweat of the chef
has like a slight, like, effect on the taste
of whatever we're cooking, right?
And that's why we were talking about sweat being a seasoning
because that got cut out of context.
I'm just like, I just go to Malin's like,
oh, so you want us to go like that?
Yeah, just like just white about forehead, just back.
Yeah, so the context of behind that was,
Malen was talking about how sweat was like a seasoning
that like changed the flavor of the food.
That's so gross.
You didn't need to see that part of the conversation, obviously.
Like, it was cut out for a reason.
Got on board an ass holder for his phone.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah.
Which is used over there actually.
Yeah, I don't, yeah, I mean, we're still using it right now.
We can't show it.
The patrons enjoyed that one, though.
The patrons very much enjoyed that one.
But the figure is just an ass.
I'm gonna have to blur that.
It's literally just an ass.
Oh, this is like the, this is like the way they get sucked into a wall, right?
Stuck in the wall, right?
Stuck in the wall.
You only get half the figure, so it's just the ass.
I feel this is like a wombo combo of me and gone be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think two of these are a wombo combo.
Just me and Joey just being absolutely degenerous.
I just love how you described it.
You're like, it's just an ass.
Ass to ass, baby.
And the next step we have groping Bumblebee.
Oh, my God, the title.
Oh, wow.
What the.
Oh my God.
I thought we were still showing the fucking...
Oh, don't worry, there's plenty to spare.
What the...
Oh, my...
Oh, that's my hand.
All right.
Oh, oh, what's the...
That's my hand.
Oh, poor bumblebee.
Oh, like, full on grabs the crock at one point.
Yeah, I think it's card off from this clip, but I remember, I remember, like, cupping it.
And I was just like, I remember feeling like, oh, what's that?
It's so smooth.
What were you trying to get, like, a massive bull's sick?
It's, like, female.
I don't know.
I just wanted to feel the entire thing just so I could be 100% sure.
That's it.
That's it.
That's the only reason.
And then finally we have Gant and Connor
reveal their lewd anime figures.
Play the clip.
This is from one of my favorite artists, Yom.
All right, okay, I'll give it to you.
That's pretty fucking hot.
Let's go!
Is that removal?
I don't know.
Well, guys.
It looks removed.
Degenerates, degenerate.
Degenerate.
I'm not the degenerate here.
I bought it.
They are the ones who inspecting it
with such vigorous energy.
I made a massive mistake
like giving it to us.
I remember you just inspect,
like I just had to like appreciate the detail.
You know, like, on like the cooch,
like I'm just like, God damn.
I was like, oh, is that what that look like?
It was awesome, I loved it.
I mean, as much as degenerate as that was,
it's gotta be made.
It's gotta be the mainline, right?
I'll be shocked, I'll be shocked.
Yeah, I'll be disappointed if it's not the main.
All right, let's find out.
I hope so, so I can give a shit.
How does it feel to be like the most degenerate person
in trash days, mail in?
Let's find out who it is.
See who won.
Yeah.
That's you.
Oh, it's me.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
He's like, yeah, let's find out.
I was like, guys, guys, guys, anyone?
All right.
Let's find out.
And the winner of the most degenerate moment is
Maylain talks about sweats,
good, and sweats.
Well deserved.
Well done, Malin.
You have somehow in like,
even though you're on camera
for like a tenth of the time
was like, not even a tenth,
like a hundredth of the time
that we're on.
She's been on three videos.
Yeah.
You have somehow won the most degenerate moment.
In trash days.
Wasn't even a competition.
He wasn't even.
Was it close, Ashley?
Was it close?
No, it wasn't close.
That's all we need to know.
That's all we need to know.
Can I just know the percentage?
What do you think it was?
70.
72.1.
Oh my God.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I don't even need to know the rest.
That's the round of course from Malin, everyone.
Maylunds won her first Trash Chase Award.
She's going to come to the office later today,
and we're going to tell her that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right, let's go on to the next category then.
Well, this is quite fitting
because it's one that is close to my heart.
Yeah.
It's the saltiest moment.
Damn.
I had to take the jacket off for this one.
Yeah.
It's gonna get hot.
No doubt I'm gonna be on here.
Yeah.
So let's see what the nominations are.
Yeah, yeah.
We have Connor not winning the cooking spanker.
This is definitely salty.
This is a salty moment
that has persisted to this day.
Yeah.
Connor to this day has not let mail
That's true.
That's true.
Gant learns that the Dead Sea is a lay.
I'm pretty salty about that.
I think we're all sorry about that one.
I didn't vote for that, so I didn't care.
Connor not getting points because of his own rules.
Oh, this is the feel good ink one, right?
Oh, this was the feel good.
You were very, very, you were very, it was, like,
that was one of the red signs when it was just like,
I could, it was like real, real salt.
I don't know why I was so salty for that part.
Normally I wouldn't give a shit, but I just so salty.
I think it's because you, you're really,
realized you fucked yourself over.
But normally I wouldn't care.
Yeah.
This time for some reason I cared so much about it.
Cause like, this exact moment
was like energy of just like little brother
is just like fucking like,
it was like I told you to get off the Xbox.
You're just like, fucking shit.
Fine, all right, fine.
The boys finding out they gave Budweiser a seven
and five or ten.
That's not even a salty moment.
That's just like a shameful moment.
That is a shameful moment.
We were very salty about it.
We were salty about it.
I love how none of these are
from normal episodes.
Oh yeah.
Cause we're not a salty normal.
One's from a special in the other.
Yeah, yeah.
We're way salty on after dark.
I feel like the amount of times
we argue about answers on after dark,
I feel like you can,
I feel like four categories
just isn't enough sometimes, you know.
I'm kind of shocked that some of the
figure special stuff wasn't in here.
That was a very salty special.
Oh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I like, trying to decide,
like, delegate like points, right?
Yeah, we're very salty.
I believe that was like more,
I think we're gonna see it again
on like the best arguments.
Oh, okay.
Because I think like how do you distinguish
between salty and arguments, right?
Sure.
The level of anger with an argument.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I believe these, for saltiest moments,
I believe if they're, because none of these are arguments, right?
Yeah.
So I think, they're just temper tantrums.
Yeah, these are just tantrums, okay.
Meilin's scoring of mine and Gantz was actually utter shit.
I love my face in that fucking thing.
Melin's already come, has Malin already come on the defender?
Yeah, she did on trashy after dark.
Yeah, she tried to.
So I can't remember what she said,
but she did come on to defend herself
on Trash Tate's After Dark.
I don't remember what episode that was.
Which one do you think is gonna win?
This is hard, holy shit.
I genuinely don't know.
Like, this is one of the hardest ones, right?
Because they are all pretty, very salty moments.
Like, my God.
I'm probably going to say,
just purely from the fact that it was like
the most infamous moment in Trash Tase,
I would say the Bodwise one.
Could be.
Could be.
Because that one got mean to shit.
Yeah, I think it's gonna be,
either that one or
the cooking special, maybe?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think it's gonna be the dead seat there.
Do we have clips to play with this?
Yeah.
Should we see how salty we look in the clips?
Yeah, let's show it out.
That means I won!
Let's go.
It's all right, gone.
You're tired with Connor.
Yeah. It's an absolute joke.
Come here. Come here, Connor.
No, I don't want to see you.
My fellow man.
How much you pay me lean, huh?
How much you pay me lean, huh?
Fuck off.
Like, like, like, physically, no, on camera, it doesn't look like Connor's that salty,
but Connor was very salty.
Conner was actually salty.
On camera, like, off camera, he just like, he just like, that's like, he got salty
as like the time went on.
Like, it was like fine wine, but just like with salt, you know, it just aged more
as time went on.
All right, so we play the Gaunt learns about the Dead Sea, it's not a lake.
It's a salt lake.
Fuck.
Oh.
Wait, so, what?
What?
What?
Sorry, sorry, let me just, I just.
I am losing brain cells right now
where you would call
a land looks like the Dead Sea.
I think that's the only time in trash test history
where Garne has clipped the audio.
Like that what was like a, I was like, oh my God,
people listening on headphones.
I think I was just so disgusted.
I was just like, you know what you just realized,
like something has very gone wrong,
something has gone wrong with the system.
You literally threw that.
down the white ball like, what the fuck?
I'm like, the world is broken.
Like, what is the point anymore?
You're gonna people often lie.
Yeah, honestly.
I discovered that today.
Alright, let's play Connor not getting points
because of his own rules.
I don't want the point.
I just don't want Gant to get the point.
We both get the point and Joe, he gets nothing.
Let's feel good ink.
I got gorillas feel good.
What was that that you said to me literally
like two, three questions ago?
That is not the same.
So he gets a point for gorillas.
You said that you need,
just get the song exactly.
You're like, what the final?
You're the one you are at this, Connor.
You're literally the one you are at this.
This is like karma compilation.
Oh.
Oh, this feels so good.
I think that wasn't like so much a salty moment,
as much as it like persisted for like a few rounds after that.
If we had an instant karma award, then that would definitely win.
If we did, if we did.
That would absolutely win.
Yeah.
All right. And then the boys find out they gave Budweiser a 7.5.
We want to forget about this.
I said it's a check one.
Okay, I said it's the check one as well.
I don't know the German Bede.
So I'm just 50-fitting it.
It tastes German.
All right.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
No!
No!
No!
How does this taste good?
That, like, like, like, I remember, like,
I don't know if that's salty,
because you can, you can really feel
the despair in the third no
that I shouted there, I think.
That was like an Oscar award worthy, like, no.
Like, that's some real shit right there.
You know how they say,
like no is like unrealistic dialogue.
You should include in your script.
That's obviously not true.
That's some real shit right there.
That was true despair right there.
If you're feeling true despair, yes, you do shout out no.
Oh my God.
Yeah, now that I think about it, it's probably,
it might have a chance of winning, but like that was not so much salty as that was just like,
shame.
That was shame and despair.
All right, let's find out then, I guess.
The jacket is off for this one.
The winner is.
Connor not getting the points.
You know what?
You know what, that's worthy, that's pretty worthy.
That is worthy, that is worthy.
God damn it.
What were the percentages for that?
This was really close.
Oh, I'm not surprised.
This was probably the hardest category so far.
This is the hardest one.
Yeah.
Connor, you won with 31.6% of the vote.
Okay.
And you came in second as well with 31.1% of the vote.
Oh, 5.5%?
For not winning the cooking special.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
I'll take it.
Anyone who can be salty than me is me.
And then which one was better.
Budweiser or though?
Budweiser was third with 30.9% of the vote.
Oh wow. Wait, what did the Dead Sea one get there?
Dead Sea came in with 6.4% of the vote.
Oh wow. Damn, that was like a three,
like a three horse race then.
I mean, that's like, I thought the Dead Sea one
would get a little bit more because like,
that's a rare site where gone is salty.
Yeah, you don't often see that.
All right, wow, that was very close.
All right. Next up.
Next one is the Most Monkey Award.
Woo!
Well, well, we're probably gonna
expect about six nominations from Connor.
I've completely forgotten the nominations of this.
Okay, first one is, oh, it's one of two.
Okay, there's quite a few.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, the boy's not running away
from a gas canister in the fire.
Yeah, that was the, okay.
That was the rare moment where Connor was not the monkey.
Yeah, that's when we got, I know.
Connor was like the Neanderthal to us,
like us monkeys at that point, you know?
Like he, he was like more evolved than us.
I have two IQ points higher than you.
Wait, play the clip, play the clip.
that torch was catching on fire, the gas canisters right next time.
I'm like, uh-oh, uh-oh, fire plus can.
I backed off. I was running away.
These boys are sitting there watching,
watching not helping at all,
just watching this guy holding this gas canister on fire.
I mean, yeah, it was pretty scary.
And I think a lot of people like this
because this is like one of our most viewed, like, TikToks, right?
I think so, yeah.
Or like, it initially was one of our most viewed TikToks.
By the way, follow us on TikTok.
And YouTube shorts as well, YouTube shorts.
All right.
Connor bought four Dio-Fickets.
Yeah, that was pretty monkey.
Yeah, I did forget about that rule.
Yeah, yeah.
Do Conner's four Dio figures count as only one duplicate?
Um, so basically, uh, you know how,
you know how we never said?
I've never had a moment where I'm just like,
I'm about to hear bullshit right now.
You know an argument is gonna be strong
when it starts with, um, uh, so basically.
I was trying to think of some decent excuse,
There was none.
I just completely forgot about that rule.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Until after it was over.
Because what makes it even more monkey
is that you would have clearly been like ahead in the race
because you were like clearly ahead in points.
And then you just kept like deducting points from yourself
like because of, because you bought so many Dio figures.
So good.
So funny.
All right, next one is, Garnt forgets how to do long division.
Play the clip.
Calculate 11,111, 111.
divided by 11.
Shit.
Oh, I'm hoping Gant would get this one because I did teach him long division.
I should have, I'll be honest, I should have forgotten.
You know what?
I have forgotten.
Bro, the fucking beer signed hit me, man.
I should have had, I should have had more than a salad.
I mean, in Gant's defense, apparently after that stream finished, I was like watching back on the episode.
Apparently I just did it completely wrong, but I still somehow got the correct answer.
So, I mean, I don't know why it's gone.
Garn forgets how to do long division?
Because me and Connor are in the same boat here.
Well, technically I forgot as well,
because I didn't even do it right.
Because like, we, at least you had like a decent attempt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I believe like me and Connor just like gave up,
even though like the two engineers here.
Like we just couldn't figure it out.
He was a calculator in it.
Yeah, he's just calculator, exactly.
Yeah.
Next one.
The boys get confused by the Richter scale.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
It's a recent one.
It's a recent one.
Very recent.
Whoever designed the Richter scale
really fucked up.
It's not linear.
Do you mean exponential?
I think that's the same thing, right?
Logarithmic is exponential.
Oh, it is logarithmic.
Thank you. Okay.
But you were trying to explain exponential.
I smart.
You said the right word, but you were saying the wrong thing.
The original point I was trying to make was that
they put it in a scale that is not comprehensible
by the normal human person,
which we are literally proving right now.
I mean, compared to the others,
I would say this is on like the lower end, right?
Yeah.
Okay, we were arguing like, actually both, me and Conner were both right and we were both wrong.
Yeah.
In a sense here.
We, because I was like, I said the Richter scale was a logarithmic scale, which it is.
I didn't realize that logarithms are the opposite of exponentials, which they are.
But those are like, those are two different things.
I remember I read up on it after the episode.
Yeah.
I still didn't get it.
The fact that we needed actual like mathematicians to do like a fucking three paragraph long explanation of it just proves that, you know, it's, it might not be the most.
Monkey Moments, maybe because we are engineers,
they would expect higher, you know,
it's not comparable by the other thing.
When you got an engineering degree,
but you don't use it for like six years,
you kinda, kinda, kinda, yeah, I gotta forget.
Look man, I can't do log, I can't do fucking
long divisions, what makes you think I know
what a fucking logarithmic scale is, you know?
We got a couple of other nominees,
a couple of other nominees.
Oh, do we really?
Yeah, oh, it's one of two, oh wow.
Okay, so this one is the boy scream Jojo during counter.
I love this clip.
I've stand.
Oh!
Joe Joe!
Joe!
Joe!
Joe!
Joe!
It's good.
It's good clear.
I like that one.
That was like, we didn't plan that.
Everyone thought that was scripted.
That was like the rare moment where we all shared the same brain cell,
not just like me and Joey.
That was like, yeah, that was like we literally de-evolved into monkeys.
I think that's like the most-
That's probably the most monkey moniker, right?
Honestly.
Just JoJo fans and not show, I'm right?
God and Joey, share the same.
same brain cell as well.
How if we only have one clip of this?
Yeah.
We got like some of the biggest bangers
have had the girlfriend in the title.
Oh God.
We've got domestic girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend.
Girlfriend, girlfriend.
There's so many other moments.
I mean, I guess this is the feeling.
I feel like there's no one moment.
It's just like just every moment where we like,
that was one like, subtle moment where we said the same thing.
I have to ask that, why is Gantt get scared by his own piss stream?
What is that?
Oh, I think that's from the camping story, right?
Oh, yeah.
You think something's rustling in the bushes.
Play the clip, though.
One of you guys say something funny, start laughing.
I look over, and I'm just like,
you know, the boys are just being boys.
I look back over, and I see someone's breath,
just like, just like going towards me.
Like a white cloud.
Yeah, like a white cloud.
I'm like, fuck, there's a monster hiding in that bush.
And then I soon realized literally half a second in
that it's just my piss steaming.
That has to be top three, right?
I mean, that has to be top three.
That was like, very monkey.
That was Neanderthal being scared of like wild animals,
you know, I was like, I was like in a love mode.
I mean my favorite story is just like imagining it,
like in context, right?
You just turn around and you're just like,
ah!
Oh, it's just my pee- because I was slightly intoxicated
at that point and I was just, yeah.
What else is that to say?
I mean like, I do still feel the Jojo moment
is the most my moment.
I would be disappointed if it wasn't the Jojo one.
I don't think it will be.
You don't think so?
I don't think so.
What do you think?
I don't know, actually.
There's a lot.
Yeah, there's a lot of good stuff here.
All right, well, let's find out there.
All right.
I'm right here.
So the winner for the most monkey moment goes to,
Br-R-R-D.
Gant gets scared by his own piss.
That is the most-
Monke-old-old.
All right, all right.
I did say it was top three.
Congrats-Gun-Gun-Gas.
The Monkey Award for this year.
You got the monkey award.
Give me that, give me that.
There, I'll take it.
I'll take that home with me.
I'll take that one.
All right.
All the percentages though.
Garant won that one with,
uh, hold on, 27.2% of the vote.
Okay, yeah.
But there was more nominations here.
Yeah, there was like top four.
Top four.
Your obviously was the first.
Second was the boys not running away
from a gas canister with 21.6% of vote.
Third was Garne and Joey sharing one brain cell
with 19.6% of the vote.
And in fourth place, Connor, with his four Dio figures
at 13.6% of them.
Wait, the Georgia one didn't make it?
I'm sad, I'm sad, I'm sad.
That just must mean like it's a normal behavior, right?
JoJo fans look at that and it was like, nothing you hear.
What's monkey about that?
This is a very normal behavior.
That's just normal behavior.
That's just culture.
All right, what's the next category then?
Best story.
Oh, okay, okay.
I mean, we had a lot of great stories.
So what were the nominations for this one?
Let's find out.
Gant was in a band.
True, true.
Yeah, that is a great story.
Play the clip.
I was actually in a band myself.
I don't know if I've...
Were you?
Yeah, I don't know if I've ever talked about this.
We've never talked about this.
Never mentioned this for you guys.
Wait, what did you even play?
Yeah, what did you play?
I play guitar.
What?
I'm serious.
Can you stop play guitar?
Why have we not started a band?
I don't.
No, I was offended because I was like, why did you not tell me?
Yeah.
We could have started a band years ago.
You were?
Yeah.
How dare you not tell me?
So we could have brought back nine and a half pounds years ago, dude.
I know.
I know.
What the hell?
Yeah, I mean like, that was, yeah,
that was a fun story to tell just because I completely forgot that I hadn't
I told it before, because I think I did tell it
on like a previous, or I mentioned it.
So I think I just assumed
that I had already mentioned it before.
Right. Right.
I was offended.
Yeah.
What's the next one.
And there's, the boys went camping.
Posted a couple of photos of us going camping.
And so many people thought, they were like,
Camping Special?
You're a Camping Special?
No, it's not.
Who I thought that sometimes we just hang out
without cameras?
It's definitely like a full episode.
Yeah, yeah.
But I mean, we had so many good stories
from that camp trip though.
Yeah, there wasn't like one story.
There's just, just like that, that camp trip
was just like a gold mine of stories.
Definitely, yeah.
Yeah, other than there's Quina's quarantine hotels
had armed guards.
Like, what?
They took us all the way from Haneda Airport,
which is like very south of Tokyo, to Rio Gorku.
I get to this hotel, and I shit you not.
There is like 40 armed guards at this hotel
for like 20 of us.
It was ridiculous.
It's like literally squeaked.
I think one of my favorite things about this story
isn't like, is the dichotomy between like our two experiences.
I think that what made the moment and the story
was just like the absolutely like, yeah.
Honestly, like a prison.
Oh, this one.
Yeah.
The cock memes come from.
And then I look over and in the corner of my eye,
I see a fat fucking cockroach.
I just ran in my room just like,
grabbed this mouse pad.
That was the closest thing and just ran back out.
I grabbed the tit side of things, right?
Wama once didn't work.
Wama twice didn't work.
So I'm just like fucking, like.
Truly the generate moment, Cald.
I love how you had to mention
that you were grabbing the tit side.
I just, you know when you just remember,
like the most vivid details?
You know, you know what I mean?
I remember that feeling in my hand
and felt great baby.
I cup in my hand.
I went to ham.
And then we thought I managed to try to scam us.
We couldn't find a clip for this,
but like I remember the story
where I believe Joey told
The story where, Maylin first emailed us.
And I thought it was a scammy.
You thought it was a scam because we didn't know
that Book Walker slash Katakawa tried to contact us.
They were like big company trying to contact small antitubut.
No.
Like yeah, yeah, where's the Nigerian prince?
Just tell me where the Nigerian prince is, okay, right.
Are we have a clip?
Oh, we do I have a clip?
Remember the first time that Maylene messaged me,
like to work with Bookwalker?
Yeah.
I thought it was a scam.
Honestly, honestly, I thought the same thing as well.
First one, I fucking deleted it immediately.
I was like, no, that's a scam.
get out of that.
And then Malene messes me, like, emailed me again after a week.
And she's like, I don't know if you read my last email,
but we're interested in working with you.
And I'm like, oh, did she-
I'm gonna delete out again?
I fucking deleted that shit.
And the final number of-
And the final, yeah.
Meilin tried luring her cat with yogurt.
Oh, this edit is amazing.
The moment you opened the yogurt cap,
he knows, it's like, and then he's like,
so I opened the yogurt starts switching out
trying to make the yogurt noises,
and he finally came out.
That's such a chaotic clip.
That would be a good out of context.
Yeah, that would be a great out of context.
Just like Joey just like meowing in the background
and Malin was just like,
so I tried to lure my cat out with yogurt.
And I tap the thing and then it's going to come out.
So Maline had an app that was apparently,
it would translate what your cat is saying.
And me and Jerry were like bullshit
and tried to meow into it to see what it would come.
I made it work once.
Yeah, that was half of the clip.
The second of the clip, the second of you,
after the clip was just Maylin literally trying to look
with Yonoku who was stuck in a wall, mind you.
That's all right.
It's so bizarre.
Like a Joeja, it doesn't make sense.
Like you know when like you do something in the dream
and it makes sense in the dream and then you wake up
and you're like what the, what kind of logic was that?
That is literally that story.
That is a fever dream.
Yeah, yeah, that's a fever dream, right?
Oh man, any of these could win honestly,
but I would say, I hope it's the Maylene one.
Just, I generally don't know, maybe.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Gone the band, yeah.
Because that was such a big deal when it came in the story dropped.
That caused the stir.
When the gone story dropped?
Yeah, I think that's like, that one was probably
like most like character development, I guess,
is how you would call it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In terms of like funniest, I'm just like,
Maylin with her cat to yoke.
Because that was the second time I'd heard it.
Yeah.
She told me that and I was like pissing myself
the first time she told me.
And I was like, mainly you gotta tell this on stream.
It's like the best story ever.
All right, let's find out there.
All right, John, tell us who won.
And the best story goes to,
Gant was in a band.
Yay, of course, yeah.
Surprising, not surprising.
Like, yeah, I was in a band,
maybe I'll pick up the guitar once again.
We're gonna start a band, man, I'm saying.
We're gonna start a band.
I'll help.
Yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do?
Like triangle?
Yeah, Garn on guitar, me on vocals,
Connor and triangle, 10 and a half pounds, let's do it.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm glad my band story, I'm glad my experience
as a band was good for something.
Well, what were the percentages?
Garant won that one with 42.4% of the world.
Oh, okay, that's pretty good.
Nice margin.
His epic battle with the cockroach also came in second
with 31%.
Guys are four stories, man.
What's third place?
What's third place?
Third place was you guys going camping
with 9.8% of it.
Okay, okay, okay.
I mean, that was just a story gold mine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, well, I guess what's the next category?
Oh, I think I have it.
Yeah, yeah. What is it, Connor?
Biggest clown.
So I guess it's a half to that I'm doing this one.
So, yeah, so there's a lot of clownery and trash taste.
As you know, as you know, it's most of trash taste.
Clown taste.
I mean, sometimes it is just clown taste.
Sometimes this is the circus.
Yes, uh, like most times.
Sometimes sometimes it's like, when aren't we the circus?
So obviously there is going to be our biggest clown out of all of us.
All right, let's check out the nominations.
Check out the nominations.
All right, so I said, oh my God, these pictures.
So I guess me, gone, Joey, Chris, Maylien and Ironmouse, I guess, because I have
from the charity stream.
Yes.
My God, these images.
Oh, why is Chris nominated twice, gone?
Yeah.
What is that picture of you, Connor?
Fucking hell.
It's like mid-exorcism.
I think it's because I was playing the job thing.
Oh, right.
I love the show of you, Joe, from like the spicy ramen challenge.
You're going insane?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luke did such a good job at that.
Dude, that was literally like a perfect shot
for like the go, the anime character going insane, man.
Honestly, if we could all get these.
So I have no fun clue.
I want Chris to win again.
I want Chris to win here.
You won last time.
Oh shit.
Did you win last time?
I did, yeah.
No, Chris won the other thing.
That's just like selective memories.
Like Chris won last time.
Yeah, Chris definitely, I definitely didn't win.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see if you get two years in a row then.
All right.
I mean, there's not much say about this.
You know we're clowns, you know we're all clowns.
Okay, do you guys think it's like between me and someone?
Is that what you're saying?
It has to be Chris.
I think I have a good chance of winning this actually.
Oh, sure, sure.
You up your clownish.
I think I was respectable, like, like, not respectable,
but like on equal terms, you know, I said pizza crust and all that,
but even that didn't bring me to the clown category.
I just think like the bread take was like so strong.
That was like the solo carry, you know.
Well, let me have a peep first and then I'll announce it.
All right. Why are you peeping first?
I just want a little peep so I can do a dramatic reveal.
Fuck, it was me!
Was it you again?
You're gonna-
Two years, baby.
Two years!
Two years!
Two years!
What the fuck?
Two years in the room, baby.
I'll drink to that.
I will drink to that.
How?
Why are you voting for me?
I'm not the clown!
Well, let's know.
Well, what are the percentages?
Let's find out.
Yeah, what are the percentages?
Conant was the biggest clown with 42.1%
for the vote.
Who came second?
Uh, Gantt was the second biggest clown
with 33.1% of all.
She's like, majority is like you, sir.
Fucking hell.
Who was third, actually?
Who was the...
Slam it twice?
That was Chris.
That was Chris.
All right.
I'll take being sick.
You know what?
I said the bread take.
I was literally wearing a clown costume
in the 24-hour live stream
and I still didn't win.
Next 24-hour live stream.
I feel like they're doing it
just to spite me in this time.
How dare you?
Like a nomination, like for the saltiest moment
every year should be Connor winning
the biggest clown.
Because he was very salty last year.
So salty, in fact, that he's forgotten about it.
He just wiped it from his memory.
I thought Chris,
I'm gonna repress this one.
We'll repress this again.
This is going in the repression memory bank.
All right, the next one though, is the opposite.
It's the biggest Chad.
It's the biggest Chad.
Is it the opposite?
Is it the opposite?
There are two personalities.
Clown and Chad.
There was no in between.
All right, what are the nominees?
What are the nominees?
Oh, you got some nice photos for this one.
Oh, you got some nice photos.
Okay, but we also got Demon Dice Karen and Ashley.
One of them?
Come, yeah.
I mean, I've put my voting for come.
I put my voting for Come as well.
Oh, we have more as well.
Oh, some more.
Yeah, it was two.
All right, we got Jan, Kason, Mori-Klaipi, Chris Sprad,
and Legg, Megachan.
You know, that thing that doesn't exist anymore.
I mean, if we're speaking on, like, literal terms,
there's probably like a clear winner here, right?
Obviously, it's a-
Literally, literally the biggest.
But yeah, I mean, like, I gotta put my vote in for come.
I mean, he, he, by himself,
I think we figured out he donated, like, over 10,000.
$10,000.
I think it was over 15,000.
Over 15,000.
So without him, we would have, like, raised,
I think, like, 180,000.
It was total.
180,000 total.
So, like, he was 15,000 of that,
which was like, fucking insane.
One man putting the world on his back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one man putting the world
on his back.
And it is come.
Yeah, we still don't know who you are, calm.
But let's see who is the biggest chat is,
the biggest chat is,
2020 is come.
Well deserved.
Only on trash taste will you ever see
a fucking cum.
I love that there's come lowercase as well.
That's low case come.
Thank you, come.
Thank you.
Everyone give their thanks to come.
We don't know who you are, but you are indeed the biggest
job.
You are indeed the biggest job.
Well deserved.
What was the percentage of cum votes?
Um.
Come will say.
CUM was 39.4% of them.
39%! That's quite a lot.
Holy shit.
For seven plus, eight nominees.
Yeah, that's a lot of CUM.
Yeah, that's a lot of CUM.
That's a lot of CUM lovers.
I think everyone can agree that CUM was the biggest chance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like if you didn't vote for CUM,
you probably didn't know the context of why CUM was there.
Yeah, you missed out on the charity stream.
No one knows what CUM is.
But we're grateful that we have it.
No one knows who CUM is.
No one knows who it is, what it is.
Yes.
But he definitely is, not.
only the current Sigma, but the Forever Sigma.
Forever Sigma.
Forever Sigma.
Yeah, is the Chad of 2020.
2020.
22.
The same shit.
It's never, we haven't been.
All right, what's the next one?
Gone.
Um, so the next category.
Who is, who is, who is like, what was like the other?
It's irrelevant.
Okay, okay, sure.
It's irrelevant.
Come is the biggest chat.
That's all you need to know.
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Best nickname.
So, like, I...
Wait, are we not...
Wait, are we pulling nicknames though from last year?
No, we're not, we're not.
This is the ones that were made this right?
Did you win last year?
I, oh, I mean, Garn, or me naming Garn.
Steve Handjobs won, yeah.
No, no, no, Steve Handjobs won last year.
Again, Selecting-Robering.
Codd has just got selective memories.
What the fuck?
I think we realized who Connor's voted for by a selective memory.
I didn't remember if that was a nominee or not.
It was a nominee.
Was it? Yeah, I voted.
Are you sure?
I didn't vote.
I put 20 votes in it.
I thought it would be inside of trading, so I didn't.
in vote.
Yeah, Steve and a job was won last year.
I mean, so we get a lot of memes
and a lot of nicknames that come out
of our trash taste recordings.
I thought, I actually thought this year
that we didn't have any nicknames.
I was like, can we, do we have enough
to get like nominations?
And then I saw the nominations, I'm like,
oh, there's even more than last year.
Yeah, we had a lot.
Yeah, we had a lot.
So let's, let's see them then.
Let's want the nominations.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Dr. Ligma.
Okay, we had Dr. Ligma.
What a great.
The legendary Dr. Ligma.
Legendary.
We have a little baby man.
Little baby.
I mean, I think that's supposed to be gone.
But Josh the Mongolad.
I fucking love that.
What, why did that come from?
For one, I don't watch anime anymore.
And then two, one guy at a convention called me Josh,
unironica.
Yeah. So it was Josh the Mangalad now.
And then obviously I'm mis-deraffable.
Of course. Of course.
Next one.
Oh, I was calling Malian mom.
I mean, that's not a nickname.
She is our mother.
And then God.
Oh, that's your name.
That was someone mishearing my nickname.
And then DZ Noot.
DZ Noot from the TRP stream.
Yes. Wow, solid names.
I don't know who's going to win.
That's all good.
What was the first one again?
Go back to the first page?
Dr. Ligma?
Dr. Ligma, oh man.
I love Dr. Ligma.
I really hope little baby man doesn't win.
I think if I was a betting man,
I'd pretty get Mr. Affi.
I would say Mr. Al.
I would say.
That one got a lot of mileage.
Yeah, that was like, like when Chris came on
and he just said affable,
now he's just known as like the affable guy.
That was the episode where everyone in the world
learned the word affable.
Yeah.
Before that, it was not a word.
And then like, now I can't stop using it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, all right, let's find out then.
Let's find out who won, man.
And the best nickname of 2022 is Mr. Affable.
Hey, of course.
Hey, of course.
Good on you, Chris. You are Mr. Affable.
You know to the downside of this.
It means that Chris has a chance to win more than one award
this year now.
Oh, fuck.
Because you only won one last.
Yeah, true, true.
He's gonna be so made up, fuck.
All right, what were the percentages though?
Well, top three, just named top three.
Top three, top was Mr. Affable with 32.7% of the vote.
Second was Little Baby Man with 20.9% of the vote.
No, what, actually, I'll tell you, thank you, Chris. Thank you.
Thank you for...
Thank you for winning.
Yeah.
And Josh the Mangalat came in third, 16.3%.
Yes!
God damn it.
That's all I wanted to hear, baby.
God damn it. All right.
What's the next one, Connor?
Oh, it's me, right. That's right.
That's right.
Next up is, oh my favorite,
best complaining about America award.
Oh, we have plenty of these.
Like how do we narrow this?
Where do we, how do we narrow it?
How do we begin?
Yeah.
Let's have look at the nominations then, boys.
Shall we?
Yeah. All right, so first one is explaining
why Budweiser is bad.
If there is an instant karma compilation,
this would also be on it.
All right, play the clip.
The thing is, I never tried a Budweiser up until now
because all I've heard is that it tastes like shit.
So that's why I never tried it.
But now, I kind of like it.
Sizes in Japan versus sizes in the US.
I'm thinking that's talking about coffee sizes and food sizes.
Oh, right, yeah, I see.
I guess you don't need to watch that clip, right?
Yeah, that's fine.
I mean, I don't think we need to watch all these clips
because they're gonna be very long clips.
True, true.
There's a lot of, so we can explain them
because I remember most of these.
There's very few things I do remember on trash taste,
but complaining about America is definitely one of them.
So yeah, explaining why Budweiser is bad.
I'm not sure if that was like a complaining about America moment,
as much as it was...
Otherwise, it is America.
Yeah.
It's the amalgamation of America.
In Mexico.
As much as you were just complaining
about American beer, period.
And then we definitely shot ourselves
in the foot.
And then in our own faces afterwards.
Sizes in Japan versus sizes in the USA.
Coffee and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Everything.
And America would just be too big sometimes.
Everything is just too big.
Also, yeah, America's stupid way of writing dates,
which it is. Come on.
You got it.
I mean, this isn't even a trash taste complaining.
It's just like, this is the wall complaining.
Yeah, yeah.
And then of course the chef,
Chef Mac insults New York on the cooking special
in like record speed.
I do like this one.
I love this one.
Because it was just such a unplanned moment.
Yeah.
Where we just had like, we were just trying to be wholesome,
you know, we're trying to be comforting.
We had a guest on, just had wanted to have a nice conversation,
immediately complains about America.
Like it wasn't even scripted.
No, no, no.
I was just gonna ask like, oh, so how did you get your position?
And what's your experience?
And he's just like, yeah,
Yeah, so fucking...
Hey, New York and shit.
And then one time we had Malin on
and we needed some backup,
so we asked Maline what she thinks about us
talking shit about America.
Yeah.
Which was us complaining about America.
Yeah.
And then of course we had the Americans
that microwave their water.
Yeah, I will never forgive that.
Yeah.
That's unforgivable.
Yeah, that is a war crime.
That is Geneva Convention defying.
And it's funny because the only one,
one of the biggest ones,
aside from this one,
one of the biggest ones
I've seen America's still defend,
is the microwave their water.
How can you defend that?
This is how?
You know that clips, it's like,
I will never forgive the Japanese.
I will never forgive the Americans.
I just don't get it.
It just doesn't make sense to me.
Yeah.
Get a camera.
For this one though, I do hope the chef mac one wins.
I want the American microwave one to win.
Either of those could honestly win, but.
It's between those suit.
I love the chef mac one just for how unplanned it was
and just like the fast-
How fast it was.
The fastest bonding experience to be like,
oh, you're one of us.
Okay.
Okay, you'll fit right in, you'll fit right in.
Definitely, all right.
Yeah.
Well, the winner is, gentlemen.
Yes, let us know.
Either or not, it's Americans microwaving their water.
Oh, shit.
Well, well deserved.
You know, I feel like, I feel like the rest of the world united
in, like, voting for that category.
W plus I asked plus I cared.
Yeah, exactly.
What was the percentage that at one bar?
Uh, that one won with 37.3% of the vote.
Oh, no.
That was pretty big.
What came second?
Second was you guys explaining why Budweiser is bad
with 18.8% of the vote.
Fair, fair, fair.
And Americans writing that dates wrong
came in third with 18.5% of the vote.
See, I think it was just like,
I'm so good at predicting these.
Yeah, I think it's just like the world uniting
about what they can, like it's everything,
every person, but Americans are like coming together
to be like, what do we actually agree on
that the boys have said?
Yeah, what's the most common complaint?
All right, Joe, what's the next category?
The next one, or this one's gonna be a hot contender,
Best meme.
Ooh.
We had a lot of great memes that the subreddit
and the Twitter have created.
Fantastic.
Honestly, any of these could win,
but let's see what the nominations are.
So for starters, we have the dark timeline.
Yes.
Which I'm a little behind on,
because I think this kind of came onto the subreddit
when I deleted Reddit off my phone.
Yeah, this has come pretty recently.
Yeah.
And we haven't talked about it, I guess.
Yeah.
But it's still pretty timely because it would have been
two weeks, I guess, since the dark timeline started.
Um, what the fuck?
Yeah.
I like, all I know is that it makes fate look normal.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm kind of waiting for you to finish.
Yeah, let's let's go through, let's go through all the categories first.
Because, and Garns sad, of course, of course.
Join can't synced, of course.
Yes, of course.
I love that meme.
And then evil trash taste.
Evil trash taste.
So like, I think the biggest difference between this year's memes and last year's memes is that, like,
our Reddit has a hive mind of its own now.
There are two memes here that we did not create.
Or we had zero hand in, okay?
Iron Mouse is Chris.
How did that start?
I don't know.
It was like two characters that seemingly
had nothing to do with one another.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then someone was like,
what if they're the same person?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which I, which is great.
There was like such good fan art out of it
and everything like that.
Like the, I think one of my favorites
is the one where like Iron Mouse is piloting
a mech of Chris.
Yeah, yeah.
I think my favorite thing about the Iron Mouse is Chris meme
is that none of us are in it.
Yeah.
Like it literally has nothing to do with trash taste
and yet it's a trash taste meme.
It just shows that the trash taste law has expanded so much
that it's like gone beyond trash chase.
Yeah, it doesn't even need us anymore.
It's good though, because then Chris went on Iron Mouser's talk show
as well.
That probably never would have happened.
No, that was like the full circle.
And then the timeline, which I believe is still ongoing.
Yeah.
Right to this day.
I think I would bet my,
entire network that the dark timeline is gonna win
just because of the recency and the subreddit loves it.
They all love it.
But like, it's not just like the recency,
because the recency bias is also a thing,
but like it's, it's take like,
I am fucking impressed by the amount of effort
that has gone into this what, this is not a meme anymore.
This has gone beyond a meme.
It's, it is, like they're literally pulling,
they're literally pulling like a Tagashi
and like fucking like graphing everything out
and be like, okay,
So this happens while this was happening.
And then this happens next.
Yeah, it's just like faith fans and Kingdom Heart fans
think no one can like defeat them until like these,
they look at like the dark timeline.
And I'm like, okay, I bow to my lord.
Like I looked at like the time time.
I'm like, fucking hell.
How did you make sense of this?
Like this YouTube explainer videos on the dark timeline.
Are you serious?
Yeah, there's a few.
Oh my God.
And like.
And some of them don't even explain it very well.
Yeah.
Like I don't really get it, but.
And like the thing that blows my mind the most is
that we have had zero involvement into it.
We did not create it,
we did not even say something that could like,
like fuel it.
That fueled it, you know what I mean?
It is like our subreddit completely like
just having a mind of its own.
Like it's, our subreddit is self-sustaining at this point.
Honestly. These two memes prove it.
Yeah, definitely. All right, well,
let's find out then. Yeah.
We've got the best meme.
How much did the dark timeline win by?
Yeah, let's find out, I guess.
So the winner for the best meme of the year,
It goes to the dark timeline.
Yeah, not even surprised.
Congrats.
Congratulations Reddit.
Your fan fiction made it.
Oh my God, it's a fan fiction.
It's literally a fan fiction.
I'm not even joking.
Why are you gonna do him like that, Joey?
Why are you gonna do like that?
It is.
There's so much more than that, Jerry.
It's a cohesive universe.
I didn't sacrifice the past.
We call you, we're to call it a fucking fan fiction, Joey.
I didn't die in an earthquake vehicle.
You don't know what I sacrificed, Joey.
It doesn't even make sense.
Yeah. I'm looking at this and I'm like,
first of all, what the fuck is that face on the left there?
That's some one of my life streams.
That's terrifying.
I gotta shout out the people who actually
meet this fucking image.
I know how difficult and how time consuming it is
to make an image like this.
It is, it's a sponsored by the BBC.
Like, this is the initial timeline.
Oh, the initial timeline.
Yeah, this is like, I mean, this is like a really high effort meme.
Yeah, this is extremely high effort meme.
Keep it coming.
You love the high-up of memes.
I wanna see how it concludes.
Yeah.
What percentage did it win by is the real question?
Well, the dark timeline came in first
with 35.1% of the- Oh, wow.
That's not as much as I thought it was gonna be.
Second place is Iron Mouse is Chris with 23.7%.
Of course, of course.
The two memes that have nothing to do with us.
The dog tightest timeline is all about that.
No, but I mean, like we did.
Yeah, we didn't create it.
We didn't create it.
This is like the Reddit, like giving them
themselves the medal.
You're like, guys, we did a great job.
Go.
Every Reddit or standing up, we did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did a Reddit.
You won an award.
My God, congratulations, Reddit.
All right, what's the next one, Gant?
The next category is,
they actually talks about anime awards.
So if you're a new viewer of Trash Tash Tash,
you may not know this, but we want,
we're an anime podcast.
No, we won't.
No, we want.
We said we were an anime.
We said we were an anime podcast.
We once said that we were an anime podcast
and I don't know the exact moment,
but we were just like.
Now we started with the intention
of being an anime podcast and then by halfway-
No, no, no, no.
We started with the intention of tricking people
into thinking we're an anime podcast.
But yeah, guys, we're definitely an anime podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then it took like way less time
than I thought it would to be like,
no, we're not an anime podcast.
One episode.
It's one episode.
Literally episode two,
We don't talk about anime.
Yeah.
So we did also talk about anime.
We are a podcast that-
A addition to a man.
Yeah, I'd say this is not.
At least I like to think.
I like to think.
Every now and then we spoke about it.
Yeah.
We gotta represent our original IP.
Yeah, let's see.
All right, so first of all,
Connor watched all of Mushokotense,
which I think was a surprise to a lot of people.
I'm still proud, I'm still proud.
Yeah, to be fair.
Joey thought Jesus Keisksin was okay.
Here we go again.
Here we go again.
The boys talk about Berserk for 30 minutes.
Oh, this was when,
Mira Sincay passed away.
This is a shame because at this point
I hadn't read Berser.
Yeah.
And during the Manga episode,
we actually talked about it.
It was also, I think,
could have been referring to the manga episode.
Oh, could be.
I hope this one.
I believe it was initially
should be about the Manga episode.
Yeah.
I think so.
Was this the one where we had that unfortunate timing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So like, as much as I like Berserk
and I'm glad we talked about Berserk
in for 30 minutes.
I think this was actually referring
to the Manga episode.
Okay, okay, yeah.
Okay, okay.
We did have this point as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've talked about, we've touched on Bozoka a couple of times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's amazing.
Okay.
And then Connor and Gant tried to get Joey to watch Arcane.
Arcane's not an anime.
Come on.
It is, it is.
It's an anime.
It's a cartoon, come on, let's be real, guys.
And then, Copium Joey, too.
Yeah, right now.
And then the boys talk about not watching anime.
How is that, wait, hold a second.
How is that in this award?
Can I see this clip?
Yeah, can I see this clip?
The last one.
You guys voted for these nominations, by the last one.
There's a lot about anime when...
All it takes is for me to read a synopsis.
And I could probably tell you with 90% accuracy
what the first three episodes of that anime is going to be about.
In a detailed way.
Yeah, we were like such an anime podcast
that we had like a fucking 20 minute conversation
about not talking about anime anymore.
I remember this conversation.
I still stand by that point.
Yeah, definitely.
Ah, well, fuck.
I mean, I purely just from the fact
that it was nominated in the other ones,
I would probably have to say me thinking,
Jujskeison was okay.
I want that one to win.
Yeah, I just wanted to get some representation.
I want that I won it so nobody forgets
that Joey thinks Jitzikison is okay.
I will keep reminding everyone, every day.
All right, let's find out, I guess.
All right, that's not me.
No, it is absolutely you.
You picked it up.
Right, right, right, right, right.
I'm on a timeline, he's got dementia.
This means two champions team.
What timeline am I in?
And the winner is,
Conn and Connor try to get Joey to watch Arcane.
Oh wow, okay.
That's surprising.
As you should have watched it by now.
Yeah, I definitely will.
We tried you to watch it.
How many episodes ago was that?
Like 30?
I think it said episode 77, so that's 30,
like half a year ago, we tried to get you to watch.
It is now zero days since Arcane was mentioned.
Yeah, no, right?
Watch it. Watch Arcane, it's amazing.
When season two comes out, it'll happen all over a year.
What percentage did it win by?
That one won,
with 24.9% of the vote.
Ooh, that's really close, actually.
In second place with 23.5% of the vote,
Connor watched all of Mushoktenza.
See, I would have voted for that one.
I thought that would have been.
That was like surprising.
I remember that's like
when we talk about anime.
What? Yeah.
What?
Like, Connor took my recommendation
about an Isakai?
What? Never happens.
Yeah. Never happens.
Oh, wow. All right.
Yeah.
I like the fact that it's the,
they actually talked about anime awards
and the arcane.
Is it anime?
Yeah, definitely an anime.
I'm just like saying that to fuck people
who care about whether something is an anime or not.
Next up.
Next one is,
it's Connor, isn't it?
Oh, so you?
Okay, sorry.
Everyone's in the wrong time by now.
Everyone's not figuring it out.
The best tangent award.
So all of trash days, essentially.
The entirety of trashdusts podcast.
If you're reading a conversation was an Olympic sport,
we'd be the world champion.
We'd definitely be the world champions.
Let's see the nominations.
What are the nominations?
All right, I'm going to do it.
So three things you would take to a deserted island.
Okay.
It's not a tangent?
I guess it just kind of, yeah,
because the question was suddenly, like,
throwing out of nowhere, right?
Yeah, I threw it out there just randomly.
Okay.
And then talking about dreams.
Talking about, are we watching the clips for these?
You can?
I would like to, because I would like to see our reaction
to some of the tangents, if there are reactions.
Yeah, play the first one first.
Can I take a boat?
Like a really nice yacht.
I'll just take my $6 million mansion.
No one said the scale of items I can bring.
Why can't I bring a boat?
Well, then I'll bring a jet.
And get the fucking.
Okay, so like, I think some of these might have
like more like immediate tangents.
We'll see, we'll see.
Well, because some of these inspired entire episodes, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Talking about dreams one, I think it was just one tangent.
I don't know.
What led to that?
Oh, I think it was about you talking about
Sydney having fever dreams.
Yeah, okay.
And then we went and then the rest of the episode
was just about dreams.
That was a tangent that defined an episode, you know.
I didn't even remember what the
what fuck we were talking about before that.
That was like one of my favorite episodes to record
because I was just, it was just such a weird conversation
that I've never had before.
And then Connor thinks Dier are the scariest.
Valid. Valid.
Oh, I love this one.
Turkish taxi drivers are the mafia.
Can you play this clip actually?
Yeah, yeah, I want to play this clip.
Armia of taxi drivers ready to beat you out.
Like literally.
Why taxi drivers?
Bro, because they're like, they're like the mafia of Turkey.
What?
Dude, in Turkey, they say, don't fuck with bus drivers
and taxi drivers.
Fuck with one of them, you call up the entire neighborhood.
Why?
Dude, like.
That single handling made me not wanna go to Turkey.
Yeah, right?
That sounds terrifying.
What are you gonna do?
Piss off taxi drivers?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know where they're like fuses, right?
Next page.
That was such a weird tangent.
Yeah.
And then the boys want to eat
Oh, the boy who's eat
yeah, yeah, I remember this one.
Yeah, great.
Yeah.
And then Jan talks about the Itachi-San-
I wanna watch this one.
I wanna watch this one,
because I remember like having visual shock to this one.
Yeah, I think.
So basically, you know,
Hitachi sacrificed his whole life being
with a greater good that he believed in.
I sure he had to fill in at an age that, you know,
even he had no understanding or conscience about.
Okay.
Stop laughing, bitch.
I think Connor sums it up there
because I remember he was having,
what was he talking about before then?
I don't know, it was something normal.
He was talking about like, how like,
like a host he respected or something, right?
Yeah, and then he was suddenly like,
Dude, it's like It's like Itachi.
Yeah, yeah.
What?
I remember getting like mental whiplash, like, hearing this conversation.
Where the fuck did that come wrong?
And then ordering a staff cross pizza during a corner.
Oh, yeah.
I think that is, like, technically speaking, the, like, strongest tangent.
We literally derailed the episode to eat pizza.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, to discuss this.
We completely paused the episode for a moment so we could have hot dogs in crust.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the only, that's a few times where we've actually like just,
eight on an episode.
I mean, like technically speaking,
yes, you're right, that is like the biggest tangent.
But we're not talking about-
biggest tangent, we're talking about best tangent.
And I think Itachi's sacrifice.
I think the It's like by far my favorite tangent.
I don't think it'll win.
For me it's either that or the eating the extinct tortoises.
I think people really enjoyed the tortoise bit.
Yeah. I think that was a good bit.
That was a good bit.
That was a good bit.
It's true, I still wanna eat one.
All right, all right.
These are just like random conversations, I guess.
I just like the Itachi sacrifice just came out nowhere
and I hope that wins.
Let's find out.
All right, the best tangent as voted by you, the viewers,
was, I was right again, boys.
I'm fucking, I'm, what is this?
Boys want to eat extinct tortoises.
Oh, wow.
How do I keep getting it right?
I know the fans, I know you.
Why does you vote me his biggest clown?
No, fuck you all.
Except when he has selective memory.
Yeah.
I remember on the day.
Do you remember?
That was a fun tangent.
That was a fun tangent.
I don't think the views reflected it.
I think this is one of our like strongest episode.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought we were just on point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone had jokes.
Yeah, everyone just came out swinging.
I think we had the good discussion
about the deserted island in the same episode as well.
Yeah, and the zombie apocalypse.
Yeah, yeah.
I think we were just like on point.
That was like one of my favorite episodes.
I don't think it got nominated for best episode though,
but I think it was one of my favorite ones,
if I recall.
And it's sad.
I had a lot fun film of episode.
I think when we finished that one,
we were like, we were just,
Yeah, we killed it.
What was the percentage of that one?
That one came in first with 31.5% of the vote.
Okay.
Ooh, okay.
And Mark is doing how many clips.
That's a lot, yeah.
In second place were the Turkish mafias,
I mean, the taxi drivers with 16% of the kids.
I was gonna say that was the other one.
I think the Jan episode in general was just like a really, really good.
I mean, we were just like viving with Jan
and Jan spews like the most random shit all the time anyway.
That's just, that's just Jan off camera.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Definitely.
All right.
You'd be happy to know that third place was your stuff crust pizza with 14.
Oh, really?
That's surprising actually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Didn't think about that.
All right, next one though.
That's best drip.
Who had it?
It's got me.
It's gotta be me.
Who had the drippiest drip?
I mean, I think I already know.
All right, let's find out what the nominations are.
Yeah, Connor's drip jacket.
I mean, he bought it for that reason.
I think two thousand.
Why is Gant's clown costume and my banana clown costume in here?
That's what I don't understand.
Okay, here's the thing, here's the thing.
I think the clown costume actually looked good
with that when I wasn't wearing.
like the hats and the wig.
Like, like, like, I remember, like,
I got a lot of comments to be like,
yo, that doesn't actually look bad.
It looks like really comfortable PJs,
but he was like really comfortable PJs.
Was it like other clowns that said that?
Oh, damn, dude, it was better than mine.
And then Chris and a hat.
I have a feeling that's gonna be a strong contender.
Yeah.
Callie's rapper costume, which is actual drip, by the way.
And then Connors Titi Apari merch.
I think because I'm always wearing.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, true, true.
Even off street, off trash taste, I'm always wearing.
I mean, Connor wear, Conner, I really, really don't want the drip jacket to wait.
I don't want it to.
I am praying that you all did a service today and voted for the drip jacket.
It's basically just like winning because ha ha meme, you know?
And it's funny, it's funny, I laugh every time.
Because people don't know, Connor has three pieces of clothing.
The drip jacket, the Emia shirt and the T-T mooch.
That's all he fucking wears.
Listen, listen, that's the early clothes he owns.
That's not drip.
He literally bought the drip just to like win this award.
No full fact, he bought the drip to win this award.
I spent an absurd amount of money on a jacket that I can't wear for most of the months
because it's way too fucking hot.
He paid to win the best drip.
Yeah, I better win.
I better fucking win.
You know what?
I'm going to be so happy when Chris wins this.
Yeah, I do it.
I'm praying.
Come on, baby.
I'm praying that Chris wins ironically.
I pray that Chris wins ironically.
Chris wins ironically.
Because we're gonna get a new saltiest moment.
All right.
Let's find out then.
The winner of the best drip,
according to the trash taste fans is.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Chris and a hat.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, this is.
That's a standing ovation right there.
This is collusion.
Stop the count.
I want to recant.
I want to recant.
I'm calling out the Reddit.
I saw they were doing.
I knew.
I knew.
Trash Tays fans are good, man.
I knew you guys are great.
I knew I had faith in you guys, man.
You guys are awesome.
Thank you so much.
I'm calling out the Reddit.
They colluded to do this.
Thank you so much.
If this was an honest election,
I would have fucking won.
Did I at least come second?
Unfortunately, you did.
Fuck!
Wait, what were the percentages?
Chris won with 40.2% of the vote.
They colluded.
Conner came in second with 30.1.
Collusion.
See, you tried to pay to win, Connor.
I can't beat.
But as the gamer,
As the gamer Connor, you should know that doesn't work, Connor.
We're not EA here, we're trash taste.
Just because you're away or doesn't mean you have the best account.
We're a podcast of the people, Connor.
We can't be bought out by money.
Guys, you guys are awesome, guys.
Hell yeah.
Thank you so much, guys.
Thank you so much.
Good morrow, my fellow webs and gamers.
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D's nuts.
Oh, well, at least hopefully I won't lose the next one.
Yeah.
All right.
So the next award is Lazier Strip.
The mom buys all of their clothes.
Well, Chris won this one last year, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's see, let's see.
What are the nominations for this one?
I don't know, let's find out.
So we got Chris and a hat.
We got Connor's monkey costume,
Connor's trash taste hoodie.
I don't know about that.
That is drip.
That's how much.
Well, I think it's because I wore it for...
15 weeks in a row.
It was laziest.
It's the worst.
It's the worst.
It was lazy.
Listen, I was trying to represent the merch,
so I wore it 15 weeks in a row.
All right.
And then gone,
me and then Conner's amy a shirt.
I love half of these are Conn.
How is my shirt lazy?
That is iconic.
I whipped that out on a special occasion.
I mean, the problem is here, right?
As like, of course, I think out of here,
I think Chris is going to win.
Yeah.
Because Connor has three nominations for this one.
I'm sure.
Because that's spread out between three.
Spread out between three, right?
No, no, no.
This is gonna win.
Because I saw everyone online colluding to make sure Chris won.
Because here's the thing, Connor.
The award is laziest drip, right?
Your Emmy shirt has been nominated two years in a row.
And I didn't lose last year, and I'm not gonna lose again.
How is my monkey costume lazy drip?
I mean, it's barely closed.
It's a costume.
How is Garn's clown costume in Bestrip?
But my monkey costume is in laziest trip.
Oh yeah, I didn't notice that.
How does that make any fucking sense?
The viewers have half a brain cell, I think.
All right.
Got, let's just find out, I guess.
I think we know who it's going to be.
The laziest drip is to complete the circle,
Chris and a hat.
So like, that's like a plus minus zero, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he doesn't get in the award at all.
So he doesn't get in award at all.
Sorry, Chris.
Oh, my bad.
Shouldn't have worn that hat, dude.
All right, well, I guess next up.
I love my love that hat.
I want him to wear it again.
I actually want a curious George Monkey
that actually wears the exact same hat.
Really?
I want to give him a skateboard.
Like, like, you know, I want to give him a skateboard
so he can like recreate the hello fellow children image.
I would hate to see that.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, well. Chris, please, please, I'm begging, I'm begging.
I'm begging.
How much do you win by? 90%?
Yeah. Yeah.
Chris won that with 50.5% of the month, so.
Oh, wow.
Who came second, actually?
Connor's trash taste hoodie.
Oh, okay.
$32.000.
Yeah, yeah.
15 years in a row.
So that's a good quality.
Hey, you can work 15 weeks in a row
without washing it by the way.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That's just the test.
Fildiest trip.
So next up is one that's near and dear
to all our hearts.
It's the next, sorry, I can't English.
The next nomination is the best rant of trash taste.
We had a lot of those as well.
There's a lot of, okay, here's the thing.
I'm not sure what was nominated,
I can't remember.
But what's the difference between a rant and an argument?
right?
Because I'm...
The rant is like a one-sided,
like, a one-sided, like,
you all agree, or like it's one long fucking...
Okay, okay.
All right, let's see what the nominations are.
That's Rantz.
Garg got trolled by Japanese guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
I love this one, okay.
We can't call anime mid anymore.
That was, I mean, yeah, we...
That was like a collective rant, I feel.
Yeah, that was a collective rat.
And Jerry, you got the brunt of it.
I got the brunt of it.
Because I said the word, apparently.
We do not spoil it.
What NFTs, still stand by it.
I want to stand by it.
Ranting about Junking with Morrig.
Was that a rant?
Was that a rant?
I wouldn't say that was.
What's the clip of this?
Can we see the clip of why this counts as a rant?
What is Jumke?
Oh, yeah, yeah, we should do it together.
Oh, you've done it, yeah, I've done it as well.
Take a wild guess what you do in Junk.
You jump!
You jump!
You jump off, gone!
I would like to try streaming that.
Okay.
Don't get my hopes out like that, don't get my hopes out like that, don't.
All right, that's a lot.
around because no one would answer my question
of what was Jump King.
And I asked like two times or something, I think.
Yeah, true.
And then Garland's the Dead Seasel Lake,
which we saw earlier.
Yeah, which you saw earlier.
NFTs, I want NFTs to run.
I really want the NFTs once to win,
but I have a feeling it's gonna be the,
we can't call anime mid anymore.
Probably, probably.
I just have a feeling.
I want NFTs to win
because I can continue ranting about NFTs.
For one time I want NFTs to win.
Yeah.
Let's find out.
It's the one time I'm supporting NFTs.
Come on.
This is the one time.
Well, you're happy to know.
It's Gaunt learns the Dead Sea is a lake.
Are you serious?
Okay, okay, okay.
I mean, I was very salty at the moment.
I feel like at least it got some representation.
Look at that fucking cider.
You're giving too.
That just tells the whole story right there.
He's fuming, boys.
I mean, I feel like this was probably the most.
It's pretty close to this one.
Yeah, the most emotional rant.
Definitely.
Audio wise.
All the percentages.
This was pretty close all around.
Gant won that with 28.5% of the vote.
Okay.
Second place was him getting trolled by a Japanese bank
with 21.9% of the vote.
Oh no, sorry.
Second was we can't call anime mid anymore
with 22% of the vote.
So they're about to say that.
Third was a Japanese bank.
And NFTs came in fourth with 17.4% of the vote.
Fair enough.
Damn, all right.
All right, all right.
We definitely remember those rants differently
to the rest of the audience.
What's up next, Jay?
Yeah.
I think that's ranting about NFTs is just like gone
throughout, you know,
because we've done it so many times.
We've done it so many times, yeah.
Next one though, or this one's also hot,
near and dear to our heart, best argument.
Oh, oh.
So this time it's a two-sided rant.
Yeah, essentially.
That is technically, it's an opposing two-sided rant.
Yeah, we have a lot of those.
Which ones we choose from.
Yeah, oh my God, how many arguments do we have this year?
A lot.
A lot. And we continue doing so.
Let's see what the nominations are.
The Great Chicken Debate.
Oh, that was this year, wasn't it?
Oh my god, that feels like an eternity ago.
That was in the studio, holy.
Yeah.
That was like right when we moved.
That was like the week after we moved in, I think.
And we're just like, can we top any of the arguments
season one and then we immediately come in
with like the great chicken debate.
I want to clarify, people still think I don't eat bone in chicken.
I do, I just prefer boneless.
Yeah, yeah, still a clown.
Yeah, I like bone in chicken, I just prefer bone out.
I'm glad I'm sitting on this side, right?
I'm glad I'm sitting on this side.
I hang out with people who like watch trash taste sometimes,
like I met them, they'll be like,
oh, you sure you're okay eating their bone, bone and chicken?
I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck?
Yes, I don't, fuck, I would just prefer
if there was no bones.
Good, you deserve that, you deserve that.
You both deserve that.
You do, you both, shut, shut.
Do we need a clip of this?
I think, I wanna see what Moodon, like,
how Moodon cut this again?
I'm so curious, just to see how we cut this together.
Bownless.
Bownless, man.
I'm a boneless kinda guy, man.
I'm a boneless kinda guy.
Get that bone out of there.
If I can't eat it, get it out of my face.
Sometimes I just don't wanna go through the process
of being like a fucking animal and tearing this shit,
limb from limb.
I'm not, I just want it tastes, though.
Better.
You're like, you're like,
you're like, try to play Drew Maternal with this chicken.
What are you talking about?
This is like one of the few times
where all three of us are talking at the same time.
I just realized how much of a Karen I sounded there.
I was like, you are a Karen.
It tastes better.
It tastes better.
Because it does.
I was just like, you guys have made me do something
I've never done before, which is go fool Karen.
For go full Karen.
And then I was like,
all the manager, Malin, gets here right now.
All right, and then we also have, obviously,
the great pizza debate.
That one, I mean, this is another, like,
two versus one argument, right?
It's true. It's true.
And then Connor thinks he definitely bought a neighbor.
Oh, this, okay, so the last two are from the figure special,
which there were certainly a lot of crowning arguments on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then all among us have.
True.
That was one of my favorite arguments.
Oh, yeah.
I just love how angry Con got.
I'm like, you do realize you're fuming
over fucking among us right now.
I realize all of these arguments are like me.
Like having to argue my truck and all of these are you being difficult.
I'm not being difficult.
You're on my side for this one.
What are you talking about?
No, I was in the middle fucking.
No, you were.
Bro, what are you Italy in World War II?
I was average, I was average chicken enjoyer right there.
I was like, I can go both, bro, out of your phone.
No, I'm not letting you get away with that, Joey.
I am not letting, because, because...
Joey comes in, because, like, this is...
This isn't even, like, in the worst food takes, right?
Because it was so overshadowed by the rest of the chicken debate
that I remember being, like, bone and chicken is the same.
And, like, Joe was like, no, all chicken is the same.
And it's, like, it erupted to, like, the fucking argument.
And then he just, like, stepped out.
He stepped out.
And it was, like, all chicken is the same.
All you see you.
Huh?
I think the chicken one will win, but I don't know.
I think the chicken one is...
I think the chicken one is the most iconic.
Definitely.
And I'm lasting impact to this.
And I'm still, we're still arguing it to this day.
Like, honestly, like, great pizza debate.
I'm like, whatever.
Connick can think what he thinks.
Like, he's just, like, wrong.
You guys are just wrong in the great chicken debate.
Like, you guys are just wrong.
Oh, yeah, whatever.
You're just wrong, I'm sorry.
All right, let's find out then.
The best argument of trash text 2022 is
the great chicken debate.
Naturally.
Naturally.
Not even surprised by that.
That shouldn't even be close.
That shouldn't even be close.
It's not sorted to this day.
I'm still not happy about the results.
I will guess it won by like 50% plus or something.
50.6.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not even surprised by that.
Do you know my favorite moment of this argument is at the end,
me and Connor were just like,
we hand shook about both being clowns.
And then we were immediately afterwards,
go back into arguing.
It's like, you shook hands and then it was like,
I still hate you.
You're still wrong though.
You're still wrong though.
Fuck you, dude.
All right, what's next up, John?
Next up is...
So, as you know, with trash taste,
we have a lot of food takes.
And we have a lot of bad food takes.
So the next award is to reward
our worst food takes.
I mean, to be honest,
I don't even have to see the nominations.
I know who's won this one.
I know who's won this one.
All bread tastes this is.
Okay, I would just have to say that obviously that was a bad food take,
but there have been some outrageous food takes this year.
Well, let's see, let's see what the Nol-Aidavis.
We are truly living up to our names here.
All right, so cereal is bitter without milk.
Okay, I stand by that.
90% of bread tastes the same.
All rice tastes the same.
That's Joey.
That was just me mis-phrasing what I was trying to say, okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All Japanese, sure, Joe, sure, sure,
Japanese rice tastes the same.
I actually understand him.
All Japanese rice stays the same.
I can obviously tell the difference
between fucking Japanese rice
and Basmati rice, okay?
Like, I'm not bad dead in the tongue.
New York pizza is better than snow bake pizza.
No.
That's pretty shit.
No.
Also, your can't tuna tastes better than fresh tuna.
Why is that nothing?
It's like, you don't even get-
That doesn't even deserve a clip, Matt.
That doesn't even deserve a clip.
I think it has a taste to it.
That was so bad.
It's very nice.
And then chewy steak is like meat-flavored.
That was meelin.
That was that all that madeleine.
Yeah, that just came out of nowhere.
I was just like, you said what?
Okay, so there's two Gant, two Connor, one me, one Meline.
Well, I know who's gonna win.
Congratulations, Gant on your award.
Yeah, just say it, just say it right now.
Just say it right now.
What is it?
And the worst food take is.
New York pizza is nice, fucking bread.
Ha, ha, ha.
Oh my God, the viewers are clowns.
I saw, like, like,
Like I saw Connor's jaw literally drop for a second there.
I was like, no, fuck, I was like, all the Europeans missed this one.
That's for sure.
All right, how much did it win by?
48.9%.
Holy shit.
Fucking out.
I'm second and third out of curiosity.
Serial is better without milk came in second.
What?
Congratulations on having the worst food taste.
Two doubles.
Doubles.
That's the legit.
I stand by that.
That's time too.
By that cereal is better without the milk.
Third was, chewy steak is like meat flavored gun.
Wow, we weren't even in the top.
We weren't even in the top.
I guess our food takes are good, eh?
Hell yeah, thanks guys.
I can't believe it.
Thank you, viewers.
All right, what's the next one, Connor?
Next up is, you know, you've heard the worst food takes.
What about the best poop, man?
Two sides of the same one.
Only on the trash days awards,
will you have an award called the best food award?
Um, we talk about poop a lot.
I don't know how, I don't know how.
I'm surprised we have a category for this,
but apparently we do.
What was the tagline you used to say for Trash Tase again?
The podcast where we talk about food, anime,
food, poop and occasionally anime.
Yeah, yeah.
Did I say that?
Yeah, that was you.
How did you remember that?
I don't know, because it just stuck by me.
It's so, I mean, it's true, it's true.
So, what are the nominations?
That's fee.
Yes.
Oh yeah, me sniffing cat poop in a sock,
yeah, that's just mealing getting me there.
Yeah, yeah.
We got, have you ever coughed shit at the same time?
That's also me.
That's like best out of context moment as well.
Can we see, can we see these clips, actually?
I want to see these clips.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have a very suspicious sock.
Mailing put cat shit in that sock?
You were sniffing cats shit.
What?
What?
I couldn't fucking believe it.
I couldn't fucking believe it.
I got paid to sniff cat shit.
She brought cat shit from her house
to the office.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On a train.
Public transport.
That's what I was more offended about,
the fact that you would do that.
Yeah. Joey.
I don't even know why you said this.
Have you ever coughed and shit at the same time?
No, what?
No.
We're not talking about shitting yet.
Yeah, it's right.
I'll leave it for the one.
Do you have a story joke?
No.
Good clip, good clip.
I like, I legitimately don't though.
That's the thing.
Why did you bring it up this?
I'm just curious.
K-Som talks about pooping in video games.
This is to do with ARC, I believe.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Play this clip.
ARC is really famous for pooping.
It really is.
Just Google ARC and poop.
Why?
Are you sure ARC is famous for pooping?
Are you trying to make it famous?
Are you trying to make it famous for Pooke?
Just Google it right now.
Arc poop.
I've just seen compilations of V-tube
is reacting to dinosaurs pooping in ARC
and they just like lose their mind.
What a compilation.
Is that a thing?
Yeah.
This was like a chef Mac moment
where we were just
We did not like tell her to start talking about poop.
We tried our best to not talk about poop
because we had a guest on.
This was like a they knew the assignment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right?
And then we also have,
why Gant spends 30 minutes on the toilet?
You actually genuinely take 30 minutes of shit.
We get to the point in this office
where I legitimately go, where's gone?
Yeah, we go where's gone.
And we realized he's been gone for 30 minutes.
Did he go to the shops or something?
No, he's taking a shit.
Are you performing like alchemy in there?
Like, why is it taking so long?
They didn't show it in this clip,
But this partway Gant's like,
I just don't feel satisfied until I'm completely empty.
I still stand by them, man.
It's just like you need, once you go poop,
you need to get it all out.
Otherwise, why are you sitting down?
You know, why are you saying down?
I'm guessing this is the origin of the poop.
I guess now we've found it out.
Let's play it.
Say it's like this, right?
Yeah. Right?
I'm like, okay, close the lid, flush,
and then I do this while it's flushing.
But your pants are down, right?
No.
Well, that's the exact same thing.
As I'm getting up, I kind of like, pull it up
to the point,
of like, it's there, but I just gotta zip it up
and do the bell.
You don't understand what I mean?
You understand what I mean, right?
No.
Why was this a conversation?
I remember the day before we had this episode,
I had this thing where the guy
like flushed the toilet
and then immediately left the toilet
and I thought, huh, that guy must have done everything
and then flushed the toilet and immediately walked out.
And I was like, just I won't do that?
Because I always like, I flushed the toilet
the moment I stand up.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was just like, I wonder if I'm the same.
So I guess that's why I came out.
Oh, there you go.
That was a pretty deep conversation regarding poop.
Because I remember we had like a 30 minute conversation
just breaking down poop technique.
I remember 15 minutes we're talking about like,
do you wipe from the front or from the back?
Oh, oh.
Well, let's find out who the winner is.
Oh, who'd you want to win?
I want me sniffing capo.
Yeah, yeah.
Both of them are Joey.
Like, have you cough and shit at the same time?
Such a fucking good clip as well.
I was just a poop man.
Well, the winner is.
Joey sniffs.
Yeah!
You know, I'll fucking take that.
I'm proud of that one.
Well deserved, well deserved.
I did it for the boys.
Thank you very much, Malin.
For possibly like, I think making the most unintentionally memorable ad read
that we've ever done.
Because that was an ad read.
Yeah, it was, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure LaVoy was thorough with that one.
What were the percentages?
Sorry.
Cat shit won with 39% of the vote.
Oh, damn. Hell yeah.
And Joey coughing and shitting
one with 20, Kim in second with 21.9% of the other.
Very good, very good.
That's all we need to know.
That's what we need to know.
I got the top two, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
I'll take that. Next category, Jay, what is it?
All right, next category is,
ooh, this one's a new one as well for this year.
This is my favorite one.
The most privileged moment.
Oh, oh.
So, you know, I think the biggest difference
from like last year and this year
is that we have found out how big a podcast could become.
We didn't really know that last year.
So, you know, you might have seen a,
yeah, what was that conversation with adware?
It was like, you've changed, right?
Oh, you've changed, right?
Yeah, this is that award.
Yeah, it's that you've changed award.
The you've changed award.
What are the nominations, though?
We got, Cisnapp doesn't want to be called Paul.
That's a good story.
It's a good issue.
I think I'm just like, yeah,
because at this point, Connor keeps calling me poor.
And it's like, honestly, at any time I could get something
where I'm like, I'm not poor.
That's such a person.
a long in joke explanation.
Sidney would hate it when I used to call her poor.
So I used to always call her poor to piss her off.
That's like, that's like proceeds.
Trash taste.
Very, very long running thing.
Where was I?
You were in the toilet, I guess.
Oh, I was pooping.
Okay, okay, okay.
You're in the top of 30 minutes.
Okay, okay, okay, that makes laws.
I was like, what the fuck did this happen?
I did not remember this.
Oh, this one, this one.
Oh, this one, this one.
They go, yeah.
Yeah, I'm, I'm really sorry.
And I'm like, okay, maybe we do need to get two rooms.
And we're like, yeah, I'm really sorry.
All the king-sized beds are gone.
This one only has a queen-sized bed.
And I'm like, and then they were like,
what?
You're getting a five-star experience,
and I'm out here fighting for my life.
This is a hotel I would stay in if I was on holiday.
Right?
We walk in, and there's a hall.
that leads to our bed, right?
So we walk in with me and Cindy, look at each other,
and I'm just like,
the Gatcha gods are on my side.
I think what makes this even better
is just knowing that Connor stayed in a...
The juxtaposition, right?
Yeah.
Like, I love it. I love it.
That's so good.
Yeah, yeah.
And Connor spent $1,000 on the Goku drip jacket.
I do it again. I'd do it again.
Very privileged.
He bought this just to win the best drip.
And he didn't even win that.
I didn't buy it to win best room.
Okay, okay, okay, because it's iconic.
No, you absolutely won it for the best room.
No, no, no, I wanted it because I wanted it.
It's an iconic meme history piece.
Oh, you got it, you got a steal cut.
You got a steal, it's only a thousand bucks.
Only a thousand bucks.
Only a thousand bucks.
Only a thousand bucks.
Wow.
And then there's the boys going to playing golf.
Is this privileged?
Is this privileged?
Is this privileged?
Calling out every golf player now.
What the fuck?
Because I recently got back into golf.
Um, and I was like, my God,
That is the most boomer thing I've ever done.
See, I don't think golf is a boomer thing.
You know, I feel like...
I don't think it's a difference.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a privilege, you're broke.
You can't be playing golf, that's just facts.
Ah, that's true.
Okay. Okay, yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah. We utter the word privilege in this quote.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess that makes sense.
And there's gonna complains about his free quarantine.
Dude, this meals were shit.
These meals were apporn.
I don't even have good taste.
Because this one wasn't even controversy
that was like started on the podcast.
Yeah.
It was controversy that started on Twitter
by Connor posting his like image.
You had to be done, right?
And then the meals were crap, right?
You guys send me pictures of the news.
Oh, yeah, I got, I posted one of them
and I was like, this is the saddest breakfast ever,
and it caused like a fucking argument on Twitter.
You almost got counseled on Twitter for that, didn't you?
Everyone was like, people like, man, Conner's privilege
is acting up so much recently.
People acting like I fucking went to like Eaton school
and went to Cambridge because I said one meal was shit.
People need to get the fuck over themselves.
I hope that one wins.
I gotta say, just like,
like, just looking at that image,
I was just like, that's a very aesthetic image.
Yeah, it's, it's good.
Yeah, it's like, if I'm going to the fucking kid store
to get a Playmobile set of fake food,
it's fucking shit.
It's all cold and hard.
It's so bad.
It's just the way that, like,
even with like the worst meals they can serve,
they still serve like really good
aesthetic-licking meals.
Yeah.
I won that to win just like the dichotomy
of just kind of like, this shit, the shit.
And like the picture actually looking
Pretty damn good.
Well, let's find out there.
All right, let's find out.
The most privileged moment of the Trash Taze Awards is
Connor spent $1,000 on the Goku Drip Jacket.
I'll take that.
That's the privilege I want.
That's the kind of privilege I need around here.
It was a bit more than a thousand actually.
It was like a thousand.
Yeah.
That is absolutely privileged.
I mean, it's all privilege.
Who topped the charts for that one?
Top three.
What's top three?
Ooh, top three were all pretty close.
Connor won that one with 26.1% of the vote.
F-kin, almost close.
Sitznap came in second with 25.7% of the vote.
Well done, Sydney, well done.
And nearly privileged.
Yeah.
And in third place was Gantz Quarantine Hotel
with 22.1% of the-oh, okay.
Privileged gone.
Damn.
Well, I guess you can still call Sydney poor then
because she's less privileged than you, Connard.
Sydney or poor?
She's the second most privileged on trash days.
Yeah, poor.
All right, next up, Garnt, what is it?
Next up.
is, so we talk a lot of shit.
On the trash days.
The award I've been waiting for.
It's my favorite.
We talk a lot of shit.
Uh-huh.
And we might not always fact check what we say.
So this is the I made it the fuck up award.
Where I'm glad that we're not part of the scientific community where we have to cite our sources.
Yeah.
Because 90% of the time we never have sources.
I'm glad people don't take this show series.
Yeah, because my God.
Yeah.
So what are the nominations for this?
Let's find out.
All right, starting off strong.
Oh my God, all of these.
Uh, 20-21 anime wasn't good.
That was definitely like, I made it the fuck up.
I'll admit to this one.
I definitely made this the fuck up.
That came back to bite you so hard.
That came back to bite you so hard.
Everyone used that to discredit you.
Yeah, pretty much.
Pretty much.
Because I remember, because like, I don't remember when you
set this, but I was, because I was like,
I watched 2021 anime.
I fucking love 2021 anime.
So like, when this got spread around,
I was like, did Joey say that?
I definitely would have given him shit if he said that.
I was surprised, I think I remember still,
I was surprised with the lack of shit I got on the episode.
You guys were kind of just like, hmm, is that right?
And then that was it.
I don't watch any of it.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
And then we have, from after dark, we have fish don't exist.
That's still true.
You can Google it.
I just explained it poorly.
Yeah, that was just like a poor explanation.
This one wasn't a poor explanation.
I still stand by this to this day.
No, man.
I still don't treat food poisoning as an illness in my mind.
It's your poison.
That's just dumb.
Whatever, whatever.
And are you a doctor?
Are you a doctor?
I don't give a fuck what a doctor.
I would like to know what doctors think about this.
I don't give a fuck what the doctor did.
Well, I'm definitely not a psychologist
because I thought introverts are incapable of being social.
Which is just like...
I remember when like, Jan said the most wild shit in this episode,
but somehow they still got more offended that Joe said.
Yeah.
Jen literally said like so many misogynist comments
and then this was the one that had probably.
Jan was just like, so yeah, here's the entire dark world
of the fucking host club world.
A lot of shady things going on.
And then I was just-
Inchiverts aren't capable of being social?
What the fuck?
Pause the episode.
That's where I draw the line.
I'm dumb.
Because the thing that stands out about this
is that out of all of these, right?
I think this was the only one where I like corrected you for that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I think I actually did correct you for that one.
You tried to correct me to the best of your
that I wasn't.
Yeah.
But you just weren't having it.
I remember I folded pretty quickly
on the introverts one
because I realized what I said, right?
But the 2021 one, everyone was just like,
hmm, is that right?
As much, you know what?
It just says a lot about me
that as much as food poisoning isn't in the illness
is like an outrageous and just, like,
you talk to a doctor, it's just factually wrong.
You know, it's like, you've turned,
you turned a factually wrong thing
into like just like a feeling now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I still gotta go with 20.
I still think it's 20,
I'm surprised, there's some other funny moments.
I remember when I said,
that like Pokemon was the most Google thing in 1996.
And Google didn't exist in 1996.
I'm surprised, that wasn't on there.
I think it's because we didn't like, you know,
when-
Because we're all like, oh, really?
Yeah, I think that one wasn't brought up
because it was just you, it was just an out of context line.
Yeah.
Because it was just like, I remember hearing that.
And I remember thinking, that doesn't sound right,
but my knowledge isn't good enough
to try and argue that fact.
Am I crazy?
It was the most Google thing in one of the years.
I can remember which year it was.
It was not 1999.
It was a shame because he was like,
you had the right meaning, just fucked up the execution.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Because I feel like a lot more lines
that were just passed over weren't nominated.
And I can't remember them.
I remember there's been plenty of plenty of moments
where we've stopped recording
and then we've realized what we said the day after.
And we were just like, why did no one challenge me on this?
And we were like, well, we didn't know either.
Because all of us are just like, I guess you're right.
He said it with such confidence.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right?
All right, what's the, uh, what's the winner
You know what, I hope I win this one with the 2021.
I made it the fuck up award goes to 2021 anime wasn't any good.
You know what, I can't even defend myself on that
because I didn't watch anything in 2021, bro.
Joey literally made it the fuck up.
That was the most I made it the fuck up.
I definitely made it the fuck up.
All the percentages though.
Wasn't even close, 46.9%.
47?
46.9% of the fuck.
46.9% or second.
Connor's food poisoning came in at-
I thought that was gonna be a strong content.
Second with 29, with 29%.
Oh my God.
Well, sorry, not sorry, I guess.
All right.
All right.
Well, next up.
Mm-hmm.
The best trash taste after dark episode.
Ooh. Oh, we're getting to the big awards now.
Well, you know, obviously this year,
we really like put our foot into after dark.
Yeah.
I think I know what's gonna win this.
Yeah, yeah.
Nominations.
All right, let's see.
I love that thumb.
I still love that thumb.
The one we try American snacks.
The one we rate beers.
Yeah.
The one, the figure special.
The fifth grader one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Uno one, which is very popular.
Yeah.
The role playing one, amazing stream.
Yeah.
Of course, the 24-hour stream.
Oh, man, all of these are such great episodes, though.
Yes.
I mean, I think it's obvious which one's going to win.
You think?
I mean, I think it's going to be a 24-hour charity stream.
I think I would bet my entire life savings on that this is going to win.
Yeah.
Yeah, but like, I don't know.
They're like all good, but for like different ratings.
I mean, obviously with the recency.
This is five episodes in one.
Yeah.
It's also the message, you know?
This is like, you know, we raised money for charity.
We did, we did a good thing.
That is true.
You know, we went just like,
I guess of course it's like the, also the recency bias as well, right?
Maybe, yeah, I just think it was a pretty big event.
And also, there were just so many fucking amazing moments
from these, we got all of the best out of context clips
and out of context moments.
I think it's like, I would, I would be interested to see,
what do you think would come second?
I personally really liked the TRPG.
That was like one of the funest TTR,
that was one of the funnest Trash TAS After Dark
so I had to film as well.
Like everyone was on point, like, you know,
Karen was like top of a game.
Yeah, yeah.
Everyone was hilarious.
It was so great because it was just so on point
to Konasuba as well.
Yeah.
Like it was literally like, I watched it back
and I'm like, yeah, damn,
we just made a Conno Super episode
just like live.
And I'm just like, how did we do this unscripted?
I also named my character after the mom
from the hentai masterpiece.
and no one noticed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But, like, yeah, like, I mean, a quick word about after dark.
I would have to say, like, I think even, like,
there's a point where I think if you don't watch after dark,
I actually think some of our best content out this year
came from After Dark, you know.
I think because I think initially we didn't have After Dark
until the second half the year.
And a lot of efforts, a lot of our time and effort
was put into making After Dark the best that it could be, you know?
You could argue sometimes, like, we, we,
focus on that more on like the main show at times
because that's how like, that's how much we wanted it
to get off the ground.
Um, so, you know, if you don't watch After Dark,
please watch the Vod's. There are a lot of great moments.
Yeah. And some of the best moments of this year
are in After Dark. Absolutely. Absolutely. But, uh,
there can only be one winner though. Let's find out.
24 hour stream. Oh, of course.
All right. Yeah. Okay. Very nice.
World is up. What is up.
I mean, it still blows my mind how much was raised that day.
Oh, really? I remember because,
I remember thinking we set the goal at 100K
and like about five hours in,
I was like, we've made a massive mistake.
Yeah, we're not gonna hit it.
We're not gonna hit that.
And then come, comes out of the woodwork.
So it's like, let me help you.
Yeah, yeah, so what was the percentage breakdown of that?
Oh, 49.7% went to the 24-hour charity stream.
Second place was the TRPG stream.
Yeah, okay.
15.1%. Yeah.
All right, that makes so much sense.
Yeah, that's totally got that right.
All right, what's the next category, Joe?
All right, well, third to last.
We have, oh, okay, this one as well is a new one
and is, I think, mostly After Dark related,
but we've done a lot of quizzes.
Oh, okay, okay.
And we've had some pretty fucking monkey moments,
so that's the dumbest quiz answer.
So yeah, we've had a lot of, I guess, dumb answers
on the quizzes, right?
This is, I was either like insane or just boosted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's never an in between on the quizzes.
Yeah, this is, I mean, like, the quiz,
this is like a new category for this year.
So we wanted some representation
for some of the new content
that we started making this year.
So I think we should show these moments
because I think a lot of people wouldn't have seen these moments
because they didn't watch After Dark.
Yeah, let's go out the nominations.
Let's check out the nominations.
Well, obviously we got Connor spells Nour.
Play the clip, actually.
Oh, N-G-H-A-W.
Yeah.
No.
What the fuck?
Say that again.
N-G-H-A-W.
Not, no.
My moment of silence says it all.
I think it was just like the,
because it was like a moment of silence
after he said that.
And it was just like,
everyone in the room was just processing what he said.
I was like, could you repeat that?
Not my proudest moment.
Not my proudest moment.
Joe, you couldn't even,
you couldn't even hold in your laughter.
You were just like, could you feed that?
I thought you were joking at first.
I was like, no, that was a mistake, right?
It was just like the extreme confidence he said it.
It was like, oh, NGJGW.
Yeah, yeah.
I just, for some reason, I had the blinders on.
I was so convinced that's how you spelled it.
I don't.
Come on for the life of me explain why.
And then we obviously have the boys give Budweiser
a 7.5 and 10, we've already seen that one.
Yeah, the baby one time.
That was from the music quiz, I believe.
Play the clip.
I put baby and one more time, but I put stuff before it.
So sure we've gone to do that.
Not to mention you wrote Baby one time.
Oh, shit.
Baby one time.
I'm sorry, but if God is getting a point,
I deserve a point as well.
No, he doesn't get a point, but he said baby one time.
All right, I will say, I will say,
I got dicted over in this quiz, by the way,
because it was the staff that said to me,
the song name was hit me baby one more time.
The official name is baby one more time.
I was just too fucking monkey to spend it out properly, okay?
Baby one time.
But even if I put the right name,
I still wouldn't have got the point.
And then, uh, draws a house in the kanji, please.
Oh, I don't remember this one.
The next kanji is house.
I think I've got this.
All right, show it off.
All right.
If you see this, you know what it means.
I stand by that.
I start by that.
I start, if, if I could re-reinvent the kanji system, I mean, I would just be house, right?
Just be house.
Everyone knew what I meant.
Everyone knew what I meant.
And then the last one is, uh, this one they, uh,
I like this one.
Oh, this is from the meme quiz, right?
No, no, no, this is from the gaming quiz.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Which video game did the meme press F to pay respects come from?
My fucking call to you knowledge is fucking awful.
Oh, it's called Judy.
You didn't know that?
I said Camasoric Source.
See, okay, this clip, uh, this clip, uh, there's one issue of trash taste after dark,
which is like, everything is live, so we can't edit afterwards.
Yeah.
I remember seeing Joey's face of panic when I said, oh, it's,
call it to you guys and Joey just goes,
yeah, I was just like, uh,
because that wasn't cool on camera,
because the camera was on me,
but Joey had just had like the biggest face of panic
and it was like so funny.
I was like, shit.
That was very funny, I love that moment.
Yeah, what do you think is gonna mean though?
It has to be nor, right?
I want, I actually might think it might be the Bud one.
I think it might be Budwai.
Because it's been nominated so much,
just because it is an iconic moment.
Nor is my personal favorite,
but, no, no is my personal favorite.
I don't want Nordley.
I really don't want Budweiser to win
because I don't want to relive that moment anymore.
Part of me would love to see the after pay respect to win.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think it will win.
Yeah, well, what is this right?
All right, the dumbest quiz answer
of Trash Tash Tess After Dark is...
Connospels Nor.
Well, you know, well, well deserved, honestly.
That was well deserved.
That was well deserved.
I will never let you remember.
Was it at least close?
close. It was really close. Oh, really? Okay. That one with 26.9% of the vote. Right. Uh, Joey's pay after
respects, uh, press after pay respects came in second with 26%. Oh, wow. That came set. That was really
close. Less than a percent. Oh, sheesh. But I mean, I deserve it. That was very, very dumb. And I have
no recourse for it. That was just that spot it was. At least it was funny. At least that it was a good
It was a good moment.
You made a good moment.
All right, second to last one of the one.
And the second last moment is I guess just moment of the year.
Moment of the year.
A single moment.
There were many moments of this year.
It's just like one, I guess it's like one single snapshot of the year.
There's many, like, there's many great moments.
We've gone through a lot of them already.
I think a lot of them like are too long to be considered a moment.
Yeah.
Now they're very iconic pieces, but here are the moments
that you guys voted for.
So it's, Connor mumbles, the charity stream announcements,
Play that one?
Play the clip.
Gary, I think of the $5.
I don't think of the $20.
Don't think of us, think of the $250.
I'm the main protagonist.
Think of the $10.31.
Goddney's the watch, Kintem, I think of the $10.
$3.2.
Jesse Schor, think of the $20.
Oh, think of the $20.
Oh, think of the $20.
No, I think of the $20.
But I think of $1.17, thinking of the $20.
All right, there, we've seen this one already.
The Louved Among Us.
Play that one.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Let me check this.
tissue on the slide first.
Why is it lubed?
Who lubed this?
Is this like a lubed among us thing?
It feels like a monger.
I think if we had like a court of the year,
that would definitely be lubed among us.
Is that a lubed among us?
Honestly like nothing else like what surprised me is like even looking back,
I'm like how did not, how was I so sure about that?
But it was like the only thing that came to my mind
As I was touching it, I was like,
it's looped among us.
Cause I remember I was like,
no other guesses, it's looped among us.
Oh my god.
And then obviously me smelling capo.
Yeah, so we've seen that one.
Garth decides to rob a 12 year.
Oh, this is from the TUPBG.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That kid's like 12.
What's stopping us from taking?
Oh.
Yo!
Yo!
What if a mirror distracts the shopkeep
by talking?
And then you, you, you,
I go in and nick the-
You go grab some potions, whatever you can.
How about that?
Just wondering.
No murder, no murder needed.
I love that title out of context.
Yeah, that was just a great scene in general.
If you're not into TT RPGs, nor was I.
But I really had a lot of fun filming that.
And if you don't know the context,
the gang decides to rob a 12-year-old merchant.
Naturally, it's one done.
Well, well, just like, we tried to rob Joey
tried to murder him.
Yeah, I was like, let's just kill him.
Let's kill him.
And God spells quintessential.
Quintessential.
Oh, fuck.
If I have to spell essential.
Q-U-I-N-T, yeah.
E-S-S-E-N-T-I-A-N-T-I-A-N.
Was I correct?
That's Quintestension.
Oh, fuck.
I don't remember that.
Quintestension.
Quintess, I literally just got reminded of that.
I realized all of these best moments are from after-dime.
Yeah, I noticed that as well.
Is that not part of the dumbest answers one?
Quintesension.
Quintesension.
What's the last one?
The answer is shagging sheep.
What's this one?
In 1881, Parliament passed legislation
banning what in Wales?
Shagging sheep.
The answer is, shagging sheep.
Ah!
No, no, I'm kidding.
It's not shagging sheep.
Fuck!
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
I've never, I've never had like a fucking bono taken out of me by so far.
It was like jabed moment.
Yeah, yeah, that was a fucking jabaded moment.
Yeah, I mean like, I'm surprised.
A lot of these moments, I guess because they're like short moments.
Yeah.
And they work the best in like a live stream setting
because these are all amazing fucking moments.
I feel that's what Trash Tastes after Dark is though.
It's just a collection of like short bursts of moments.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right?
Well, chill as well, I think we don't really like discuss much.
We just kind of have a fun time.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That's why I've seen many on here.
All right, well, uh, let's say what the winners.
So the moment of the moment of the,
year. This one, I actually don't know. I have no idea. They're all like fantastic moments.
Budweiser. It's got to win something. I feel it's Budweiser. Come on. Give it a Budweiser.
The moment of the year goes to beer tasting Budweiser reveal.
That was an iconic moment. I mean, considering how much this was nominated in this, I think this was like the most nominated.
All the American viewers came together and was like, we got to nominate for this one. I mean, even like the non-American.
It was a great moment, considering how much we clowned in America.
It was the trash taste, instant karma moment.
What was the top story, Ashley?
Yeah.
Top was but-wise a review with 29.5% of the vote.
Okay.
In second place, was lubed among us with 24.7% of the vote.
Thank God.
So happy.
There's a God.
Slightly behind was Garth, robbing a 12-year-old with 14.3%.
I robbed the 12-year-old.
We all did that.
We all did that.
It's your idea, Guy.
We did that.
Yeah, it was your idea.
It was your idea to kill him, Joey.
We don't mention that, do we?
We didn't go for that idea, didn't.
I stopped you from doing that, Joey.
Why am I the bad guy?
Yeah.
Well, Garne was busy deciding which kids to rom.
We're gonna read the final award.
Oh, shit.
What's the final award, Connor?
Of course, it's gotta be the best trash taste episode
of the year.
According to you, the viewers.
50 whole episodes to choose.
Yeah, I don't know what it would be.
So let's have a other nominations are.
Yeah.
Episode 56, on with Chris.
that we cannot stop arguing.
Is that the food one?
That was the chicken.
That was the chicken debate one, I believe.
Hmm?
That was like the self-care.
Oh yeah, I think this is the chicken debate one.
That's the chicken debate one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With Jan, the figure special, which came right after it.
Of course.
And then we also have a-
Our worst food takes.
This is the one where I got gone to eat
the stuffed crush.
Yeah, yeah.
That's right.
That was also the bread episode as well.
Oh, okay.
And then the only special we had this year
so far.
And then we had, we almost died,
which is, I think, the camping special, right?
Yes.
Yeah, and then.
Oh, the camping special.
Oh, the camping episode.
Yeah, the camping and the camp.
And then the dream episode.
When we're lucid dream.
Well, this spoke about it.
This says one of two.
Is this the second one?
We just saw the first one.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Just kicking in, of course.
Yeah, I said one of two.
Yeah, I know, but we sure.
He said it, yeah, that's nice.
Oh, man.
I mean, obviously, you know, for me,
the cooking special is special is special
because it's a special.
Yeah.
Thank you very much for that, Joey.
Define special, Joe.
I need to look up on the Saurus or quick.
I just don't know that.
What won the best episode last year?
It was the Hentai episode.
The Hentai episode.
Yeah, the Hentai episode.
I don't want Chris to win,
because I don't want to boost Chris's ego.
Sure.
He will not shut the fuck up if he wins.
Yeah.
And you guys think would Joe, he will.
I honestly personally would probably vote
for the dream episode.
Okay, so it's weird because like,
I think one of my favorite to film
was the dream episode,
because that was a conversation I had with the boys
that I've kind of like never had with anyone before.
It was just like such a weird conversation
and it was like such a self-discovery
and such a discovery of like,
oh, not everyone dreams the same way I do?
I'm like, what's going on?
That was like so weird.
Definitely.
Aside from that, obviously the great chicken debate
was very, very fun to film as well.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean the argument on the figure special,
I mean, there's a lot of content.
Even the Jan episode was great.
Honestly, these are all fucking fantastic episodes.
Yeah.
And obviously the way we chose these,
you guys basically said which ones are your favorite.
So we decided and then we opened voting.
So yeah, I guess let's just see what it is.
All right.
Let's wrap it up, baby.
All right.
The best trash taste episode,
according to you guys,
from the last year or 50 episodes
or however the fucking long it's been.
22.
Yeah.
Is the anime figure special.
Oh.
Okay.
I wasn't expecting that.
I mean, that was a very good episode.
That's a great episode.
Holy shit, because I forgot,
this wasn't just the episode.
This was just like the buildup.
The MCU.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This was the TT MCU, basically.
Yeah, that was so fun to film as well.
Like, what I'm proud of this for is that our individual,
like, if you could pay our individual videos to last year,
you could tell that we had leveled up.
Oh, absolutely.
You know what I mean?
And that was, that was obvious where we, like,
all of our videos like doubled in length,
hasn't it? Yeah, definitely, definitely.
And also not to mention this year,
we also had the after dark one as well, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a lot to keep up there.
It was like nine hours of footage altogether.
It was a lot.
Out of the five years.
Thank you very mood on for carrying that.
That's why I think almost all of them.
It's all that really good, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
All the arguments aside, it was a fan favorite.
I mean, clearly, I mean, they loved it.
Yeah, we had a lot of fun doing it.
blood pressure was rising.
But I think, I understand why it was voted.
Yeah.
What was the results?
Top three.
What are the top three?
Top three.
First place was the figure episode with 22.3% of the vote.
Wow.
Second place was Underways to Die in Japan with Chris Broad.
Oh, thank God.
Thank God.
20.3% of the vote.
And in third place was the cooking special with 17.9% of it.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Good to know people still like the specials.
Yeah, thank God.
Thank God.
Thanks, guys.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, well, I guess that's kind of like,
that's kind of it for season two of trash tastes, I guess, right?
Until like, how'd you guys feel what was season two when
compared to like season one?
I mean, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, that's great.
I mean, you know, it was okay, right?
I'm not gonna say it was me, but yeah.
You know, we could have done more specials,
but it was a nightmare with moving
and getting everything all set up.
To be fair.
I'm trying to get after dark all done.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, I was about to say, like, to be fair, you know,
I think because of the fact that we really put our strengths into AfterDoc this year,
like, you know, I feel that kind of led us away from the specials a little bit,
but, you know, I'm still very proud of AfterDoc, you know.
Yeah, of people loving it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I couldn't get more guests on, really.
I would have liked to have a few more guests.
Definitely.
Just like three or four more guests to mix it up.
And it was just kind of unfortunate where we couldn't really find anyone and right timings
and we did find people.
Yeah.
It was kind of like, and then we had to bulk record.
It was kind of all...
I mean, we definitely thought the borders were gonna open
by this second season, right?
But unfortunately, didn't it.
Yeah, I mean, I think we definitely like,
I think one thing I would always say about trash days
is we always try to do something new
and something different.
And I would say like, season two was definitely different
from season one.
Absolutely.
And it might not have been reflected in the main channel,
but it was definitely reflected with like,
everything we did outside of the main channel.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Because it wasn't just like the studio move.
It was just, we really tried to,
we always tried to give you the best content,
even if it's not all put into one place.
I think the proudest thing that I did this year
was definitely like the 24-hour stream.
Yeah, that was insane.
Absolutely.
Like one thing, one massive, massive, massive difference
from season one and season two
is our team behind the cameras.
Oh, yeah.
Because season one, we had Malin and we had Ashley.
And that was, that's all we had.
And then we couldn't have done everything that we did in season two,
especially something like the 24-hour stream.
without the massive...
All the after-dark shows as well.
Yeah.
All the after-dark shows.
Because the thing is, like,
I would love to do more After Dark,
but logistically,
it's just so much harder
than main channel videos, right?
Yeah, definitely.
Because, like, with the main channel videos,
we can record that ahead of time.
You know, we can record whenever we want.
Also, a lot more planning goes into After Dark
than, like, the regular episodes.
Yeah, we just, like, sit down on talk here, you know?
Like, we have to have people, like, write quizzes,
plan what we're going to do.
We have to schedule stuff.
Yeah.
There's a lot more work that goes into After Dark.
And we really hope you guys have enjoyed,
after dark. It will return when we're back from traveling around and, you know, going to weddings and
in the meantime, like, hey, subscribe to the channel. Yeah. Watch all the after dark stuff. There's plenty of good
stuff. Yeah. No one subscribes to After Dark. Yeah. People watch a lot of it. People watch After Dark, but no one
subscribe. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what do, is, is there anything you guys are looking forward to in
season three? What do you, what do you guys want out of the next year? I think we'll have more
guests than we've ever had.
Yes.
And I think, you know,
they were gonna have more specials than this year.
Yes.
I know for sure that we're gonna have more.
Yes.
Because we already have plans.
Yeah.
You'll get more specials.
And hopefully we can just make it all better.
Yeah.
Like we will continue endeavoring to like push the envelope with not just being a podcast
channel.
But just being a show.
But just being a show.
All we want to do is like make good content and we hope you guys can see that.
Whether that's on like the main channel or anything else we
choose to do, we're always going to be trying to push the envelope to do, try and do something
new. And one thing, without spoiling anything that we do or anything that was coming up,
we're definitely going to be using more budget in season three.
Hell yeah, yeah. Let's go. Like a lot more budget. Big things are coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So don't think that you've reached the end of trash days. We have a lot, a lot of excited.
It's just the beginning, baby. This is always just the beginning. It's only 100 episodes,
maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, yeah. I guess like, like, a lot of experience. So, yeah, yeah, I guess,
like thank you to you guys for continuing to supporting us.
Thank you so much.
Like it's, I didn't think that we would get to 100 episodes.
I think we've all been blown away by just like the insane amount of support and the
fact that everyone's been sticking around.
Yeah, yeah, I think 100 episodes is a lot to ask.
Yeah.
It's a lot for a podcast as well.
Right.
But it's, you know, I think reading the Reddit, seeing the tweets, people just saying, you know,
how much trash taste means to them.
I think that really reinforces why we're doing this and why we enjoy doing it.
other than the bank, of course.
But no, I really do appreciate it.
And I think we all really, really appreciate this for
and how much trash taste means to some of you guys.
And we hope we can make more memes, more moments
and more memorable bits for you guys to just have fun with.
Yeah, just shout out to the fans,
shout out to the Redditers, shout to the staff,
and shout it to the boys.
Yeah.
That's all it is.
Thank you very much, Joe, for shout to that.
I needed that, I needed that.
I need a shout out the boys.
Well, well done, well done.
Well done.
Can't do it.
Can't do another board.
Yeah, exactly.
Unfortunately not all the stuff here today,
but otherwise I would like to get them all
to come on camera because we have like
a pretty massive crew right now.
A lot.
Yes.
Um, but yeah, I guess that's, that's kind of it, right?
That's it.
We'll see you guys in episode 101, I guess.
It's the start of a new era.
Yeah.
Start of a new era.
But hey, in the meantime though,
look at these lovely patrons.
Look at these lovely patrons.
These guys are the goats right here.
They are in these.
Supporting the show.
And hey, if you'd like to support the show,
hopefully the next 100 episodes and more of Trash Tase,
then follow us on Patreon.
Patreon.com slash Tash Tase.
Also follow us on Twitter.
Send us your memes on the subreddit,
and if you hate our face,
listen to us on Spotify.
But yeah.
See you guys in season three?
Is that what we call it?
I don't know.
See you guys for another 50 episodes for,
and we'll be celebrating it all the same
in the Trash Tastes Awards, part three, I guess.
See you there, boys.
We'll see you then.
Bye!
