Trash Taste Podcast - The 4th Annual Trash Taste Awards | Trash Taste #204

Episode Date: May 17, 2024

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All right, anyway, hey, what's up everyone? Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another Trash Taste Awards. Yes, welcome. The fourth annual Trash Tastes Awards. I can't believe we've made it to the fourth one already. Jesus Christ. We've got to have like entered like long territory.

As far as YouTube a podcast game. Yeah, let me for you boys, some champagne to celebrate. This is the first. That's the worst poor. What is that, Joe? What is that? Actually, that might be a good pool. I don't know, there's probably some wine experts out there being like, oh, actually,

I think it's the all head though on the initial pole. I mean, this thing is fizzy as fuck, what do you expect? And do you know how much to fill it up? About that. A little more? No, a little too much. Too much?

That's fine. All the way, baby, all the way. To the brim! Let me do a business your pole. You need to know, you need to make it seem like you know. Do you want a normal pool or a business? I'll take a normal pole. All right, take that normal.

Because I don't actually want to drink that much. It's so much. We got a two hour to do. Yeah. It's yours. Okay, got it. All right, all right. But.

But welcome to the fourth annual Trash Taste Awards where we kind of just, I guess, suck our own dicks that we truly embrace the Jojo fan within us. We like to celebrate the successes and the longevity of a successful show. What he said. Yeah, whatever he said, it's just an excuse

for me to drink champagne. Hey, cheers, boys. Another year. Another year. And this is, I guess, the first year that I- That's pretty awful champagne, right. This is incredible. This is incredible.

What are you talking? Okay, that's bad. It's pretty bad. It's really like a shower. All right. So this is the first awards where we have broken a streak because it is not on episode,

it is not on a nice round number. So we saw all of your comments, we saw all of your Reddit posts. Guys, it's episode 200. It shouldn't have been the award show? Well, we realized there is more than 50 weeks in a year. Yeah.

So if we kept going with the every 50 episodes, then the 17th one will be like within the same year. Yeah, we realize we were already at least like four to six episodes out. Yeah. Not really come from the second year over. So this is episode 204, right? Correct. Something like that.

Something like that. I don't know. But we're delivering. We're going to give you guys the awards as per usual. We ask you guys to vote on a bunch of categories. And yeah. Yeah, if you are unfamiliar with the awards, for some reason,

it's the first time you're watching an award. Basically, we just compile all the moments of the previous podcast episodes this year and have you guys vote on the category from hottest take to shitish take to most incorrect. Well, we have a bunch of categories, so why don't we actually read off all the categories for this year?

Some of these are returning favorites and some of these are new categories because we tried to tailor it to whatever the highlights are of whatever happened on that year of our podcasting. All right, so let's go through the category. So we have hot take of the year, best out of context clip, screen grab of the year,

most degenerative moment. We have a brand new one here, which is the best degenerative. Degenerative? Did I say degenerative? Degenerative. Degenerate. Degenerate. Degenerate.

This ain't a math class, Joey. Most degenerative. Most degenerative moment. We have a brand new one here, which is a Patreon one, the best Patreon episode, because if you guys don't know, from this year, we started weekly exclusive Patreon video. So the patrons got to vote on that one.

We have the best. Best bro should not have let him cook moment. That's a new one. Biggest copium moment. That's a new one. That's also a new one. Saltyest moment. Most monkey moment.

Most out of pocket conversation, which I think is a new one. That's a new one, yeah. Wildest guest episode, we have the best story, biggest clown, biggest Chad, biggest W of the year.

Best meme. Best Moodan fact check. Because we made Moodan do some work this year. Best drip, best argument. Most privileged moment. The I Made It the Fuck Up Award. Best T.T.

special of the year. And of course, ending it off on the best TT episode of the year. That is a lot of categories. And it's a lot of categories. What happened in the last year and a lot of it, I was going through the nominations and I was like, holy fuck, I forgot this happened

this year in podcasting. This is why I love the awards because it reminds me of all of the really dumb shit that we've said around, just within this year. Yeah. And I'm like, oh yeah, that happened this year. It feels like five years ago. I do immediately forget what I say on the show.

Oh, 100%. It's interesting to relive it. be like, I said that. Yeah, wow. And especially taking some of these moments next to each other. I'm like, some of these categories are completely stacked with some of the worst shit I've ever seen us say on the podcast. Yeah, we went off this year in the long direction.

But yeah, without further ado, let's head to our first category of this year, which we're starting to get off with this one. Hotest take of the year. I mean, it's been four years in the podcast right now. Right, right. So I think we started off for the hot take. but I think comparatively to some of the previous years take, they aren't as bad of takes.

They weren't as hot as some of the other takes. Or is that copium? I don't know. Let's have a look. Let's have a look at some of these takes. We have, Bocci is not a relatable character, which... Oh my God.

Do you still stand by this stage? A hundred million percent I still stand by this. Not even anime fans are that socially all- Is anyone that socially all- No, no, you think you are. No, no, you put your hand. I feel the only reason why this was put in here is because when I said this take,

Bocchi was like really hot at the time. It was the flavor of the week. I think that's as in popular, you also said that no one is more socially, no one is as socially awkward, which is like a really like bold claim when there's most certainly someone who is as socially awkward. The thing that makes this clip

stand up for me is that we said this in front of a live audience. And the audience could have two reactions, right? Yeah. They could have just immediately booed us, right? Or immediately booed Joey if they disagreed with the take. But unfortunately, this was a take about botchy fans who, even if they come to a live show, there is absolutely no fucking way they will have the confidence to publicly boo someone.

No one in that audience was a botchy fan, come on. They were definitely botchy fans in there, Joey. You just didn't know, they were too quiet, man. This calls quite the story on social media as well, this one, I wrote. Yeah, because you bad mouth botchy in any way and you get flamed apparently. I'm bad mouth, I still stand by it, so.

All right, we also have room temperature water is better than cold water. How is this a hot take? What the fuck? This is definitely a hot take. How is this not a hot take? I actually still don't understand how this is such a big deal.

I wanted to drink tons of water. And it being too cold is a barrier to that. But when it's room temperature, I can just chug it and it tastes good. No, do we have any ice? No, do we have any ice in the freezer? We have done 200 episodes and not a single episode if you had ice in your drinks.

No, no, no, no. But I barely drank from these. Oh wow. Because this is already cooled from my water cooler, but you know, I feel I'm feeling like some ice cold water today. I feel like something a little bit more refreshing. Yeah, let's get some ice. You know what?

I want to feel refreshed with a nice cold water. I remember back in the day when we were starting off and it was just us in Maylitz, and she'd bring the fucking iced cucumber water. That was the most refreshing shit ever, man. That's such a throwback. And it wasn't the cucumber as much as Malen tried to like- It was the cucumber.

It wasn't the cucumber as much as Malen tried to convince us. I just still don't think this is that crazy of a take. All right, okay. There was also another Connor take, which is there were no good games this year. This is Connor. Okay, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there were some hot takes in it this year

and I just completely forgot. I said that about the year 2023, there were no good games. I still think that there was no good original games in 2023. All of the good games were sequels. Uh-huh. I do think that we didn't have any like amazing, except for like maybe like a lethal company.

Yeah. But like there wasn't, I mean, didn't you play the shit out of that game? A lot of lethal company. But like, you know, a lot of the best games in 2023, what were they? Lethal company. Okay, what else? What else?

I don't know, I'm not a gamer. I'm not as gamer as you. I pick the games I want to play and that's good. One game of the year, Boulder's gay. I think one of the other nominations was God of War, which I think one of the other ones was a... Okay, but do they have to be, like, do they have to be completely new IPs

to be like, oh, like, okay, what? For me, that's what I get excited about. I get excited about new IP, I know. Why? Because I, listen, I know that like, Zelda fucking boring of the kingdom is gonna be the same shit again. What was the best-

Marvel Spider-Man 2, wow, how much more excited can I get and the same thing again? I want new ideas. I want cool games. So that's why Leitha. I want, I want roguelike games. I want roglights and rogue lights.

No, I mean like, yeah, I mean, still you look at the, like literally look at that game. What one, if I was, if I gave an AI, predict the game of the year 2035, it'll come up with pretty half of these. I mean, Borderscape was fucking incredible even for like a, no, no, yeah, that that was like, they completely rebuilt that from the ground up, you know.

I just kinda, it's just kind of like, as a, you know, I'm looking for like newer experience. Like I would say this compared to the previous year, like the previous year was the one with Eldon Ring, right? Yeah. But I can't remember anything else aside from like, Eldon Ring that was like truly new and original. I feel like this is just...

You sure I wanted to go say that? Yeah, yeah, let's... Don't add to the nominations. Because I'm... I'm... You say that and... Okay, let's fact check this right now. What was...

What was the best... 2020 is a better game? Of 2020. Because I feel like there was Eldon Ring and God of War, too. Which I remember. I'm still dying on the cell, bro. Horizon forbidden West, God of Royal, Ragnarok,

Eldon Ring, which is new. Colville Lamb, goaded. Zina Blade Chronicles 3, all right. I'm seeing a lot less Triple A games here. A lot of these look like, uh, Yeah, that's what I get excited about. I don't know. So you just want more indie games then.

More so it's my preference that I don't really get excited about sequels as much unless it's like a series that I'm really, really invested in. Right. Yeah, because it's, it seems like, you know, from, from this list, from looking at the games that came out in 20202, basically, Basically, if it's a AAA game, which is going to be a game that has way more resources, it's gonna be a sequel, for the most part, unless it's Eldon Ring.

I mean, this year's, this year I've already enjoyed the games a lot more, I feel like generally speaking. Sure. Yeah, they were all being JRP's this year. No, no. I've been a lot of JRPGs, but you know. Let's go. I think the game I've played most this year

is Ballotro. I've synced so many hours into Ballotro. It's so good and there's no story, None of that fluff, just play fucking cards and get your dick out and get hard. I do agree, this has been an amazing year for me as well. Oh, what? JRPGs.

Oh, I think it's a Gatsha. Oh, my wallet, it's been a great year. Anyway, point being, point being, I said this, people did not like it. Yeah, all right, here's another, a third Connor take. Beer counts as food. How is this a hot take?

This is a list of foods, right? Yeah. What is there? Beer doing that. Beer is a food. What's in fucking Germany, Connor? Oh, beer, beer's food. It is food.

It is not a food. It's food. This is the most plain take. All of Germans are like, everyone in Germany is like rising up right now. My German brothers agree with me. We know it to be true. It is simply food.

You Americans and your weak stomach, you need a burger or fries to call it for, no, beer is food. Open your mind. Stop drinking Bud Light. All right. All right, do we have a couple more? I think we have a couple more.

Yeah, we have all. Instant ramen tastes better than restaurant ramen. on any given day, I would rather eat instant ramen over actual ramen. Oh my God! Emily said that this year. Yeah, Emily said that this year. I can't, and I still can't believe she said that.

Oh, this, Paul's her sake. I'll just get these coffees. Oh, yeah. Oh, milk? Mine's like milk. No, mine's a regular water. I'm honey soy. What a combination.

Champagne and coffee. It is literally like 12. I think this is the most degenerative mode of the year. This is it. I can't believe Emily said that this year. Yeah, right? She said that this year because Emily is the worst fruit tastes.

I love Emily. This is one of many hot takes that Emily has said this year, so we really could. I'm glad at least the audience managed to pick one of them up. This was one of the ones that we had to pick out of her fucking hundreds of food takes, including lamb taste dusty as well. I will never forgive her for that.

Emily will have like the most normal and like relatable food. takes and then just whip an out of pocket one. You're like, what's wrong with you? Yeah, totally. What happened? And then of course, we have one of GARTS takes, which is, I can't believe you said this.

Other JRP should have more auto-battles. I would like more auto-battlers. Oh, fuck no. Enabled in other J-R-PGs. Oh my God. I totally, the more J-R-PGs I play, the more I think back about this take and the more I'm like, yes, I want it.

Gotcha games have ruined this, man. I feel like some of my other ones are a bit explosive and a bit more reactionary. So I feel that like yours probably won't win, but I feel like my heart, my deepest heart, that is the worst thing. This is genuinely one of,

you know, I've had some takes on it that I'm like, all right, maybe I, maybe I went a little bit too far. I look at this take and I'm like, no, you know. This is the, I want this. Give me this for the future, man. Somehow Jerry, Joey avoided this whole list. No, you have won. No, I've won.

What is the worst take on this list if you to pick one? If I had to pick one, you'd pick it with the worst take is. Definitely the auto battle. That's what I thought. What? To me, this is a no brain.

That is a no brainer. Like, this is, like, especially coming from someone who loves JRP's, this is insane. You just said you don't wanna play the JRPG. Your mind has been like goblin brain from Gatchers. You don't play the game anymore. I do want to play JRPG. You don't.

No, you don't. You don't want to play them otherwise you wouldn't say this. Look, if an order battler was like broken for like all parts of the game, then obviously that means the auto battle is badly designed. But if it just helps me get through some of like the grinding moments

There should be no grind. There should be no grind. But unfortunately there is. No, there is. Chrono Trigger has no grind. You're talking about the fucking goats, man. You are talking about the goats. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's hard to just look at a battle and be like, this is, yeah, this is shit. Let's just remove this. Like Chrone's ticket, they figured it out like 20 plus years ago. They did. We have no excuse. We have no excuse for being shit at JRP's like, like,

fighting anymore. All right, well, they can only be one winner. Well, who's got it? Decided by the audience. Oh, you've got it. I have got the paper. All right. Um, I have, I have, I have who I think is going to win.

It's gonna be one of mine. I can already tell. I mean, I have a 50% chance. I have three on here. Fuck me. Well, no, no, no. That means your, your spread is gonna be like equally spread up. Everyone's like, shit.

Which kind of take do I go for? I think that's not. No, that would mean they're biased. All right. Well, the hottest take of 20, 2024 is, there were no good games this year. What? What? That's the winner?

Oh my God. Yeah, this shoot has been pretty boring video games, I think. Because I don't care about Spider-Man. I don't care about Spider-Man. It's good. It's good. Yeah. Okay, I will say that is quite an upset if you ask me. I think this was your least hardest take out of the three. take out of the three.

I thought Emily was like, I thought Emily was like ready to take that. Holy shit. Okay, does this, did Joey win his take of the year as well when he said there were no good anime this year? I don't remember. So what am I gonna say? Holy shit, let's see the percentage breakdown of this.

So Connor won with 25.1% of the votes. Only just beating out room temperature water is better than cold water. How? How are those two the takes? Where's the yours? Where's yours? All J. ApiG should have an order.

Mine's the lowest. Mine's the fucking lowest. With 4.9% all JRP's. That means that's too many people just being getting brain rot from Garchie games. No, no. People are finally seen. Our audience are literally Gatchie games.

You, you. Wow. Wow, my botchy take is what, the second lost? I'm third lowest. Yeah, it's the third lowest. Damn, okay, okay. Because it's not a hot take. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Well, Connor won the, top two this year. I got, if you count of all my takes, it's like over, like, 60% in the back. That's so funny. All right, well, congratulations, Connor. With the win right off the bat.

Honest take. I can't believe even Bear Counts's food was like not even the lowest one. How is it? Oh my God, man. Look, I'm just saying JRP plays, we are in the right side of history right now. I did not claim this man.

I did not claim this man. That's, that's diabolical. All right, let's move on to the next one. The next award we have is best out of context clip. This is always a favorite of mine. Yeah, we just got a good laugh. Yeah. I can never remember that.

No, no. All right. Let's look at the nominations. I have, Wumbo and basketball. I mean, this is the best one. What the fuck is racism? Okay, well, let's play them all in order. All right.

Oh, woman basketball. I love your guys' reactions. It's so good. It's just because we laughed so hard. We fully commit to the line. My favorite was when you used it in one of your videos. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God.

It just worked so well as a punchline. I don't know what. Okay. It's the reaction afterwards. So second one is your stay in the kitchen. Oh, God. But it doesn't matter because she's hot. Exactly.

She pops off in season two. Oh, great, she just one pop off. Get back to the kitchen now. That does sound bad. We have no context, it doesn't sound great. This is why you got heat on Twitter for this clip. They fucking took out the context. The context is to defend my mate that your was underutilized as a character

and made to feel like, oh, just get back in the kitchen. Even though she couldn't fucking cook. That was the whole shtick. I know, I know. All right, what is racism? Yeah, I need to see this one. What this is? Racism.

What? Okay, okay. Okay, well, that's... Objectively very funny. Racism. I love how you like ribbed it off. Oh my God. All right, what's the next one?

All right, clock like you're about to lay an egg. I'm about to come. Clock like you're about to lay an egg. And it's just like, fuck! You weren't so hard with that colloquia. That's what she sounded like. Is that not what she sounded? We all heard it.

I mean, that is not as bad as seeing the actual scene out of context, which is way worse. All right, we have that, but that's what I like about it. Sometimes you're like, yeah, you probably shouldn't be fucking your students. But that's what I like about it. I like about it. That's such a good. That's so good.

That's so good. Oh my God. That's what I like about. You're so non-shal on it. That's what I like about it. I can't remember saying that. Oh my God. I mean, yeah, yeah.

In the context of, uh, I don't even know. Hentai. Yeah, I'm sure it helps. I'm sure it was Hentai. All right, next one is what never happened? You don't believe the Holocaust happened? I can't save you, bro. Okay, that's never happened.

That's so bad. That's so bad out of context. I'm trying to remember the context. I'm also trying to think what context to bring that up. Like what I'm not going to make you bring that up. That's such a weird thing to bring up on trash takes. Oh my shit.

Okay, that's... Now these are so good. All right, we got another page of them. Sure. Oh. Man comes while laughing. Oh, I love this one. I love this.

Turn into planets, that turn into the galaxy, that turn into the universe, and Tezica started the Big Bang. I don't remember that at all. It's your first time seeing this. We were so on the Reddit and it was like, yeah, men comes from left. Can we watch it again?

You gotta watch the full thing. It's so funny. It's like the full arc of your facial expression. Yeah. Turn into planets, that turn into the galaxy, that turn into the universe. And Tesika started the big bang, and the big bang turns into a tennis ball.

I think. Why did I make that face? Oh my God. You can't leave it like you were coming. They're like, oh. You've gone through the fall. The full facial emotions. You had like your postmark clarity afterwards now.

You're like, oh. You woke up from the nut. You're like, oh, look. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Well, this is one of the best, best range of clips. Yeah, this is honestly one of the best out of context of the nominees we've seen.

Honestly, any of these could win. Okay, I literally can't choose. I would be, I'm happy with all of them. Yeah, honestly. All of them are absolute classics. Predictions, predictions, if you had to guess. I mean, I feel like, I want the racism one. Not a context clip.

I feel like women's basketball was the one that started the trends. Right, let's find out of context clips, but there are so many favorites. Laying on us, Connor. The winner is of the best out of context clip, Woman's Basketball. Well done.

Thank you, Patagonia worker. Ah, Wuman Basketboard. So fucking good. Oh, this was very close as well. So War and Basketball with 23.2. Second place was racism. And then right behind that was Man Comes while laughing. I love that one.

And then that never happened. That's what I like about it. Yeah, there's fourth. Just such a great. Like you're about to lay an egg. Oh man. This was a very equally spread out. Yeah, honestly.

Unsurprisingly, votes. I think women's basketball has the clip legacy behind it to just edge out to the competition. Lovely. But that was hard. That was hard. That was great. Yeah. Hell yeah, what a great selection.

Great selection of out of context clips. All right. Hope next year we get as good. Yes. Keep those out of context clipping going ready. Yeah. We love you for that. All right, let's move on to the next nomination.

Thank you. Thank you, Joey. Oh, introducing the next space, Joey. We have screen grab of the year. Always a fan favorite as well. Also, always a fan favorite. All right, let's go through the nominations. All right, so the nominations are.

I mean, oh God, we have aerodynamic American guard. Why are you making me relive this man? Why are you making me relive this? We could have anyone could be the enemy standings. We have choke dog V-A. What the fuck is that one from? It's from the Muscle Girl. Oh my God, of course.

Mob Cycle 100, God. We have certified bang. I fucking love this one as well. And we have Pog Gant. Is there any more? Is there another page or is it? That's it. I think it was like equally spread between this one

and the memes. Fair enough, fair enough. I mean, I've come to realize after this year, I have been taken a few pictures without, without me being able to do my hair. I think I just have like the hentai protagonist hair cut. Yeah, you do. You're like halfway between

hentai protagonist and a Beatles member. If there ever was such a comparison. Yeah, I do like certified banger a lot. I really don't want aerodynamic giant to win. Routhings you bias may be against you. This is something I want to erase from my memory. Um, well, it gets enshrined in it instead of erased.

Let's find out. And the winner for the best screen grab of the year goes to Aerodynamic American God. Recency bias, Oh, I don't want this. Oh, look at that, beautiful. Don't show for too long because this episode might get age-restricted. I fucking hate you guys.

All right. What was the breakdown? Let's see. Was it close? Let's see, slow down. It was close to all. It wasn't. 61.4%.

That is crazy how one-sided this is. It wasn't even close. I honestly would have thought it was kind of close. Oh my God. Second place was 15.4% choked on VA. And then certified banger, 9.9%. And the rest is just insignificant. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Wow. That's it. What an upset.

Yeah. Why am I... Let's move on from this image. Yeah. Yeah. Before you get this image off. Let's get this off. Right now. So something that also probably won't get us demonetized. The most de james. Always, always plenty of degenerate moments.

As you know, if this is not your first time on trash taste, we talk about some pretty degenerate stuff sometimes. If you already didn't get it from the out of context clips. Yeah, I also like, I haven't checked anything, so I have no idea what even the nominations are. All right. I can't remember because there were a lot of nominations. Let's go through them then, shall we,

and relive these degenerate moments. What did we talk about this year? Oh, God, this one. We had Carthode's unreleased video idea that you had to turn down which someone else made. Yeah, someone else made. They got like a million views. Oh, did they?

Yeah, it was very hard watched the video. Oh, God. Is it a monetizable video? Fuck if I know. Probably not. We have the boys discover Inu Kai's dog. Oh yeah, and then Con has a fucking mental breakdown listening to it.

Honestly, honestly, yeah. This girl, she likes the dog. Like, she really likes the dog. No. No, God, no! That and the entire viewer suggested, Hentai episode, of course, there's always at least one one hentai episode every year.

Gant discovers Thai hentai. Wait, what? I don't remember that. Do you remember this? No. Yeah, it's the milf. It's the milf one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, it's a milf one where everyone's speaking in Thai. And it was like uncensored and I was. And also he doesn't, he's not like a stepmom, straight up his mom. Yeah, it's a blood related mom. No step mom, no nothing. Thailand's wild. Thailand, no chill.

And then Joey and Connor would rather have no so they can still jack-off. Did I say this? Would you rather have no arms or no legs? Fuck, sake. Uh, oh. No legs. No legs.

No legs? Let's go. Why, could you can't game? Or jack? I can't jack-oh. Oh my God. That's the rare Joey and Connor in sync mode. For the record, I'm sure you can probably still jack off somehow.

Oh yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, we've always found a way. I'm sure there's a way. I just love, this is such a rare moment where you two share the same brain cell. It is very rare. Yes. I don't know which one is the most degenerate.

Might be the Inukai's Diaguan if I had to be. I have a feeling it's gonna be the Inukai Zawad or the entire anti-epso. Lastly, the thing that scarred me the most is probably the Thai anti. But that's a very personal thing for me. Like, I can only imagine this is getting Thai votes for Thai speakers.

Ty votes. Yeah. In terms of like the most cursed, obviously the entire hentai episode. That was, yeah. That was, some of those were rough, but yeah. Just on a conceptual level.

Inukai's dog, man. Inukai's dog. Indica's dog. Indica's dog. It needs to be wiped off the face of this. All right. I agree, I agree. All right.

Well, read it out to us. All right. But what you guys voted for, the most de jihad. This year is, Ooh! Joey and Connor would rather have no legs so they can jack off.

Ain't no way! That's the most degenerate moment. Would you rather have no arms or no legs? Fuck, sick. Oh. No legs. No legs. Let's go.

Why, could you can't game? Or you jack? I can't jack. Oh my God. I feel like, I feel like, All of these were fucking cursed, but I feel like any guy could see this clip and they were like, fuck yeah.

Yeah, we agree. They got a point. Oh, this was very close. So 28.5% was first place. So 28.5% was first place, was Carho's unreleased video ID. Wow. Wow. And then third place is the entire hentai episode,

yeah, and then fourth place was The Boys Discover Inducats. Why is Inukai's dog that far down? Wow. Well, Garns, Taihantai's not, no votes. Oh yeah, I mean, yeah. Five point six. Yay, my Thai audience, 5.6. So good so we have 664 Thai people.

We watch this podcast. Like, we agree, John. Yeah. Wow. Kind of an interesting spread of results. Yeah, very close, though. Yeah, very close. This has been a very close year for every category so far.

I'm actually... Except for the last one. Yeah. I've already forgotten. I've already forgotten like how's we going. But, yeah, I'm surprised that one, because out of everything, that was probably the least cursed thing that has appeared in the list.

Yeah, that was, that was just boys being boys. Maybe. Your honor. Your honor. Your honor. My boys would just be- Your honor. We make a great point.

Dicks out for the lads. Dicks up for the lads. Oh God. All right. All right. Well, before we go to the next category, we do have a special category that we didn't put on this list

because this was all of the public votes. Yes. But we have a special category for our, I was gonna say our hentai concern. For our hentai. For our hent. No, for our Patreon supporters. Because this year we started releasing weekly Patreon uploads

and it was kind of like an experiment for us to see sometimes we have an odd 30 minutes or something to film a quick video that we didn't think that we could release on our After Dark or on our main channel. But it was something that we thought, you know, our patrons would enjoy as extra content. Yeah, and you guys have been really, so far we've released about 20-something episodes

as of this episode. And you guys seem to be enjoying just us doing anything and everything, really. We really appreciate you guys for that. And so we did a special one here where we asked you guys over on the Patreon to vote on what you guys think is the best Patreon exclusive video we've uploaded so far. All right. We have a bunch of different episodes we filmed. All you can watch right now if you want to as well.

Yeah, it's Patreon.com slash trashdust. So look at some of them. Yeah, I mean, we sort of like this is the most. Okay, I'm just gonna start off this thing and I'm a YouTuber and I don't know what kind of content to make, which is the H-O-N Q&A, but yeah, some of these, I remember trashing the boys at Scrabble.

That was, that was a one. I mean, trash was a strong word, come on. I obliterated to do you. But Scrabble. Yeah, we played a bunch of games, like Scrabble, you know, Smash, Maripody. Join, and just quickly you flip through all of these. We don't need to go through all of them.

Yeah. Obviously we did some viewers to just I made three by three, some quizzes, more games. Just a bunch of random stuff. Yeah, obviously, of course, behind the scenes stuff for our specials as well. We release all the time and some gameplay stuff as well. So we played Lethal Company.

We also did things like Minecraft as well, which you guys really enjoyed. Yeah, some of these aren't in the studio as it is on every other channel. We've had the moment where we've just filmed online as well. So it's been- Fortnite. Oh, we did play Fortnite.

Four guys. That was surprisingly fun. I hate that I didn't hate Fortnite. Yeah, play some Switch sports. And then we also play some board games as well. Like Scrabble, we played Risk as well. You just go through the mall, yeah, yeah, we can just go through the mall.

Man, we've done so much already. Yeah, yeah, Jesus Christ, I didn't realize we filmed this many. Yeah. But there can only be one favorite that you guys voted, which gives us a lot of feedback as well in terms of what you guys enjoyed. And the winner of the Patreon best Patreon episode

is the risk episode. Yeah, I mean, honestly well deserved. Risk. And this is just part one as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you wanna see a quick taster, here's a quick taster.

Yeah, why didn't you put more on Russia? From, um. Was there a reason or? No reason. Okay, okay, okay. No reason. Just, uh, I just really wanna fuck you over. Okay, all right.

You're right. Joey is a bit too. too powerful. Yes, he gets plus nine. I can't believe it, man. All right, literally just trussed. Yeah, but yeah, but that was until you got powerful. So, what, so I'm gonna-

Connor was in the room, he was like, okay. So I'm gonna go for- Okay, Joe, true so. In my voice over, I was like, I was like, garm will fuck over Joey, the first moment he gets. I knew I should have trust this motherfucker. So let's, so let's take emotion out of this

and go for the weakest point of entry. Yeah, I know. It's alcohol-free. We just want an adventure I can see is Brazil. Oh my God. Holy shit. All right, well Joe, here's the thing. I'm vindictive.

Now I want Gant gone. Same. I mean, I want both of you going. Let's get rid of him first. Sure. We'll pick up the pieces. Okay. He's in the middle, sandwiched.

Okay. I'm not surprised with this one winning. I mean, we basically, this is like a whole after dark episode plus some more filmed bits. Exactly. We had like a commentary couch where we could all sneak off and tell our strategies that are all edited in. So I actually haven't watched it.

So I actually don't know what you guys were saying. Yeah. Oh really? I watched a little bit of it and it was really funny. Just like how it cut to like, all right, let's like conspire to do this thing. Yeah, we tell the viewers our plans. Yeah. Yeah. This was a special episode because this one was filmed right before we all went off on our

holidays. So we just had a day where we had way more time than we usually did. So we're like, let's just, let's play a board game. Because we actually got time this day. I would like play more board games, but at the same time, it takes so much fucking time. We're still gonna finish this game of risk, which is going to happen eventually, probably this month.

This risk has been open on our table for like a month. Yeah, it just hasn't moved. Yeah, we will finish it. Yeah, we'll finish it. And there's a whole lot more where that came from as well. So if you guys wanna support the show and get weekly exclusive content, like these and so many others coming up,

then patreon.com slash trash taste links in the description. The next category. A brand new one. Okay. Best bro should not have let him cook money. Joe, for those who are uninformed, What is the bro should not have let him cook? So bro should not have let him cook

is when a bro goes off about something thinking that he is cooking. As in making a great argument. As in making, trying to make a great argument, trying to make a point when in fact he is not. He is burning down the kitchen, he is making a horrible argument. Yeah, I like the way you had to explain that,

but you still were using like, zoom terms. I explained bro should not let him cook by using the word cook. I was like, you don't have to explain. My brain is so rotten. You can't explain brain rock with brain rock, God damn it. Let's have a look at the categories.

Yeah, maybe you could fill us in a little bit more. Joey trying to explain quantum physics. I love that fucking screenshot. It's just every time Joey tries to explain, this has happened a few times where it's like quantum physics or some kind of like scientific explanation. And every time Joey does it, I'm just like, I wonder how many mood on fact checks there is gonna be

on this, on the next like five. minutes that's coming up. Well, it depends. Sometimes I've been correct. Sometimes I have it. Well, let's listen to the clip. I'd love to see it. As someone who study quantum physics, Ha ha ha ha ha. Light is both a particle and a wave. It is called the particle wave duality. That's fucking stupid. That is stupid. Which is interesting because light is the only thing that acts like that and scientists to this day do not know how that works. I'm listening to this clip and I'm like, I don't know how much of this is accurate. Maybe this is like. It was accurate though. The fact check came in and it just, just repeated the same thing. Butan, was he accurate right now? Yes. Yeah, I was. And then, oh, God.

Gant's cooking in the Hawaii special. This is an actual, should not have let him cook. Bro, this was so bad. I thought, I thought this was a slang term, not an actual literal term, guys. It's crazy how much you didn't cook. Yeah. You know, I was trying to think Hawaiians, I was like, we're in Ireland. So I went for kind of like...

Yeah, you built an island. You built an island of fish. Yeah, I did. I did. That's like, that's like Cracken's child right there. Your plate is built on murder, Garn. All right. I will say, I will say, what fucked me over was maybe,

maybe I was a little ambitious, but at least I tried to make something, something impressive, you know. I made a loco mocha. I look at the boys, Joey made fried rice. Which is Hawaiian. And just put Hawaiian on the front of it. He's just like, it's, it's, uh, in Hawaii.

So it's a Hawaiian fried rice. I mean, it was. Conno just used ingredients from the fucking chef himself. The chef was cooking half his shit. Like, he didn't even cook his own fucking dish. I would like to see what, I could have cooked if he actually fucking cooked. The biggest compliment was like,

oh, the gravy tastes so good. The gravy that I made. The gravy that I made. It was a legitimate strategy. What you do is you piss off the chef so much that he has to come in and fix it. It was a strategy. He was playing the meta game.

Yeah, all right. All right, gone arguing British cuisine is better than Germany. I've learned this about the Germans is that if you upset them, they will become a very, very loud vocal. And you upset them. Although I agree with you.

Yeah, I mean, the only thing that would go against this is if it counts as food, because Germany does have very good. It does. Is that cuisine? I don't know if that counts as cuisine. We don't have to let this moment be multi-layered, it's fine. Connor thinking he can one v1 an elephant.

That's fucking wild. I still think I could. No, you can't. Give me a shovel. Give me a shovel. No, we've been through this. I remember this, there was this exact argument where you're like, what if we just,

What if we just dig a hole? And just make sure four holes and put the elephant legs in each hole. No, no, no, just one big hole. To get half of his body stuck in it. And I was like, have you never seen an elephant stand up on his hind legs? Yeah, that's true.

If I'm putting money on this fight, it's going to the elephant for a hundred past-a-time. I just want to say, I just want to say, one of the species is endangered and it's not us. Okay, so I just want to. Yeah, because we had to get guns involved. That's why. I would still want to be one with the guys.

If I had a Glock, I'd win. Yeah, clearly. Is that it? Is there more? Oh, okay. So these are the four that we have here. Honestly, all of them, bro should not have cooked.

Mine sounds the most outrageous. Yours is the most outrageous. Which is a problem with voting is that, you know, I'm not trying to say, it's like a YouTube title. It's all about the title. My title is very provocative. Bros bringing out the excuses.

I just have this feeling that people are going to look the title and not, because not the other titles make you even remotely feel anything. Look, look, these are only voted on by the most dedicated of bad. Okay. They know these moments.

And that's the problem. They could love to clown on me the dedicated things. All right, let's have a thing. Well, I might be wrong, I might be wrong. All right. And the award goes to for the best bro should not have let him cook moments. Drum roll please.

Bro should not have let him cook when he thought he could one v. one. Yeah. Yes, I mean, just so. Listen, I've played Elven Ring, right? I can dodge and roll around the elephant. His airway attacks. You don't have, you don't have live frames.

Shit, I don't have my frames. I don't think like throwing a couple of spears is gonna take it now. I think I have a good crack at it. I stand by that. I just think I could. Bro watch like Ice Age and looked at the Neanderthals, like I can do that.

Yeah, but you gave me like 30 spears. I think I can get it done. I think I can't. There's a reason why even the Neanderthals are like, let's not one v1, and let's like go as a group to take down the man. Broke on handle the deer, sees a fucking tank of an elephant and be like, these are too fast. I can say, I can say it's not that fast.

How beautiful? My God. All right. All right. All right. Fucking hell. Jesus Christ. 40.

40.4%. The other three were very close though. Second place was gone in the Hawaii special. Third place was gone arguing British cuisine. And last place was me explaining quantitative. physics because it's not a hot, because I cooked, let me cook. I mean, I mean, I'm, I won't go that far, Joey. I don't know. You want to go that far, Joey. You want to go on the elephant. Are you explaining it correctly? It's like, I was explaining it. God damn. All right. Well, that

explains me, Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, Jerry. What's that? Heisenberg's uncertainty. Let's not do it. We have an award show to go through, all right. I'm just curious. I'll tell you after the show. I'm just curious. That's a Patreon special. All right, the next one though we have is a another one. This one's a new one. Yeah, this is another new one. We have the biggest copium moment. So we've changed things up a little bit this year.

We had a lot more structure to our podcast in terms of different things that we were doing, different things that we had to defend. And through that, we had a few moments where people were fighting a fights. And it didn't look like a convincing fight at all. In fact, it looked a little bit, a little bit too much like copium.

Yeah, there was a lot of cofion that was hoft this year. Yeah, I feel like all of the, when we did the conspiracy theory episode. I remember you guys are so bad at arguing the conspiracy theory, he didn't believe it. I mean, those are difficult.

Yeah, I was like, just tell me that you believe in aliens, Joey. Just tell me it and make me believe that you believe it. All right, let's go through the biggest copium moments. All right, Garne thinks he is less, least likely to get picked.

What does that mean? What is this from? What is the co-play the clip? I know there are so many things, there are so many like fetishes that I feel like the idea is better than actually me wanting to do it, you know? Like there's- I want to handshake myself and not being on this.

I'm like, I'm not a coping. Yeah, because all of your takes are in like the hottest takes, I don't cope, I don't cope, okay? That's the thing about me, I've never coped. No, he doubles down. I just don't cope. All right. Joey's saying, okay, isn't it?

This is also code. I'll pull up her Instagram right now. We see within Disney in the past week. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, no, I rest my case. First of all, she only goes to Disney a couple of times a year. Objection, Cope, Your Honor.

Second of all, she's not a Disney fan, she's a Kingdom Hearts fan, which automatically makes you- You-Hadish. Objection, it's worse, Your Honor. Agree. I will agree on that. That was... That was...

my girlfriend, but I also can't lie. That was an unfair argument when I said that point. I knew she'd been to Disneyland, so yeah, I saw it. You set me up for that one, you both. Set you up. That's a good argument, dude, do you know what I like about this? It's when Joey was like, no, no, no, no, Arki isn't a Disney adult.

She's a kingdom heart adult. It's different. It's two totally different things, guys. This is my personal favorite one, the next one. All right, gone finds out the Arctic waters I love this one. It says pollution in the Arctic ocean, not the Arctic, not the fucking ice caps.

Look, it's the fucking ice that has been untouched for like generations. Nah, nah, bro. It says it's called Mercury and microplastics. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. Where does the ice come from? come from, God.

Where does it come from? I feel like I got unfair, look, look, I got unfairly fact checked in this. The Arctic water is fresh water. It is fresh water. We were talking about like the fucking water on the outskirts. I was talking about the fucking ice caps

within the Arctic, okay? Yeah, which is heavily polluted. I don't believe in science. What do you think that it's just the untainted water that's been there for years? For like centuries, for millennia, bro. They study, they fucking study ice out there because it's like, it's just been,

like the fucking Arctic up there, it's like untouched for sensory. And you find out when your fucking digestive system gets rocked by a 500 year old parasite that's ready to fucking roll. Like a sleeper agent activated in your poor modern day stomach. Motherfire came back like Avatar.

It's gonna be like a backy fucking bacteria. Like, all right, what's up? All right, Joey and Connor trying to justify I'm paying 750 bot for Pat. I can't believe, I can't believe this one, guys. This, I guess again, only the Thai people would vote for the five. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so this will have 660 something votes like last time and then, oh, for fuck's sake.

I like you had to put it in like, Thai currency, because if you put it in like dollars, it doesn't seem that bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They paid $5 for a meal. 750, but what? But lastly, we have Joey, he's coping right now. It's Joey finding out that after all of his hatred,

all of his criticisms, young Joey actually gave Sought-Arts Online a 9.5- This is like Joey finding out. This is the world finding out. I already knew. I didn't know this, Joey. It's you guys and the audience finding out that I did this. You were sitting on this for, how many years, Joey?

Like 12 years. And you never once mentioned, oh yeah, I reviewed SIO. Like one of my first reviewed. Yeah, 9.5 out of 10. I feel like that's gonna win because it's such a striking type. Yeah, it has to be. Like, if this doesn't win, I swear to God.

Some of this is some, these are, these are all pretty, these are all pretty shit. All right, well, let's find out. All right, let's find out. Biggest copium moment of the year goes to Joey argues that Aki isn't a busy at all. No way. Let's go.

Let's go. Fuck. I'm sorry, Aki, I couldn't defend you. It was too late. Oh, fuck me. Well, I'm surprised. I thought the SEO was gonna win for sure. Look, look, the cope was so strong that the title didn't matter.

No, it didn't matter. How much was the percentage breakdown? 32% and then not close behind, Garn is least likely to get pegged. Guys? And then it's me giving SAO a 9.5. Wow, Garn, you were very close to losing. How was I that close?

Artic is polluted is the least. Yeah, wow. That's surprising. They know. That's all the Thai views. Yeah, I mean, I, I'm kind of impressed really. Yeah, that's surprising. I don't know, why do people think I'm the most likely to get pegged?

We all know the Archie as a Disney adult. Yeah. How am I so close seconds? And everybody knows that you're the most likely to get back. How am I the most? We all know the truth. Oh my God, all right. What the fuck?

I mean, hey, I'm sorry, Arki. I'm sorry, Arki, that's what you get for me, King of Haster. One wasn't even second, man. I know, I thought for sure. Yeah, yeah, Joe giving an SIO that score is still less copium than. You're not getting picked.

All right. Oh my God, all right. And then next up. But next one is also a fan favorite, because we do more things than just cope, guys. We do more things than just cope, We get a bit salty sometimes as well. Maybe maybe maybe just a little bit salty.

Some things can happen and some of us can get a little bit salty. And I think there were quite a lot of salty moments this year. There was, as there always is. Yep. Let's find out, Joey finding out Connor and Garns Ben Jr. Mar at a gold bar using the company credit card. But yeah, I mean, this is probably the most salty

I've ever been on an episode. Can we see this again? I wanna see this again. Okay, whisper in my ear, how much was the damage? Who's a Jew, Niemann? I felt that Juni man in my soul. Bro went to like disappointed Asian dad at that point. Because in my head I was like,

oh it's probably like four, five, man, and then when you were like, Juh, I was like, excuse me? Jew. You have to imagine my surprise when I sold the bill too. I was like, we were there for an hour and a half. Oh my fuck. I was impressed that we managed to rack up such a bill.

I think my other favorite moment of this point, which we didn't get seen in the clip, was throughout the entire story, Joey was just like laughing and along like, what a bunch of losers. And then I don't know if you can show this movie on, but there is this exact point where Joey finds out we use the company credit card,

and I think he's just like, it's such a one. It was so hard to keep that a secret because we'd, I think we'd filmed a bunch of stuff and done other stuff before we'd filmed another stuff, episode. Yeah. Yeah. What do we do? We filmed something. We were away for a couple of days. Something like that. Yeah. I was cute. Oh, we went on the ski trip. Yes. That's right. So, like, there's like a whole month and a half where I knew this information I hadn't told Joey.

Yeah. And I really wanted the talent, but I was like, I gotta save it. I gotta save it for the episode. It was like the moment when like Jesus like finds out Judas backstabbed him. You? What? It was, uh, yeah, I mean, I will be very shocked if this isn't when. Yeah. Uh, I feel Felix listening to the boys reviewing Sweden right in front of him. I mean, he always gets salty. He gets salty about that. He gets salty a lot.

Garne hates Cars Against Humanity. It wasn't just God, I think we all hate cars against humanity. No, but I think I was just like, he hated the most. I had to go through a game of cards against humanity, so I was just like, can people stop playing this game? Kind of finds out Gantz skipped Johnny. That's insane, dude.

That's so funny. And still very valid. I still haven't watched it. Well, I don't care. You've, I've given, this is why you get pegged. Only skippers get pegged. And then Garne doesn't understand light. What the fuck does that mean?

I mean, fucking light is just weird. You just described what a shadow. Okay, okay, okay. I- What are you getting at? How the fuck does light work? I don't fucking understand light, all right? This light is just fucking weird to me. Is it like a particle?

Or is it a wave? Okay. Or is it both? Or is it neither? I think when I get salty is like, I think when Joey started to explain it. And then I was like, this makes no sense to me. I don't understand this.

That was when I was like telling you about like the three layers of shadows, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was like the wave, it was literally like the wave, the wave particle duality. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, fuck, fuck life. Doesn't make sense. Well, it's, uh, I think someone actually made a video

explaining, uh, explaining this point. I have this like really like, uh, core memory of some reason. where we were in biology and they were like, how do you think light works? And there was two diagrams. There was like, does the light bounce off the thing and then into your eyes or does the light bounce

into your eyes then onto the thing? And the way they showed this, I'll never forget it. There was like a robber in this like science. Yeah, someone's stealing in someone's house. And there was two diagrams. The guy flashing the flashlight in the room and then another one with the guy flashing the flashlight in his eyes.

And it was like, which one's right? And like half the class, I picked the one where he flashed it in his eyes. And I remember being like, Are you guys fucking dumb? Do you guys not remember, if you guys ever used light a torch before? When did someone, it's like,

you shine the torch in your eyes to see. It's like, hold on, it's too dark in here. Yeah. Yeah. We were all, and, you know, we were all, it was in like high school, we were all like 14. I'm like, you guys have no excuse. This is why the Welsh economy is beyond saving.

Because half of you think this is how light works. The well school system failed, you guys. They were fucked. All right, well, I mean, the winner of the saltiest moment of the year is Joey finding out the voice famous, Junie Man, at the girls' bar. You know what, I'm, I was saying on the lead up

to the awards, I was like, if this doesn't win, at least one award, I'm gonna be so kid. This is a classic. This is a trash taste. I also, one of my reassurances to Joe for the reason why we spent this money. I assured him that the clip made his money back. Yeah, for him.

Yeah. So, you know, really, it was an investment. It was an investment. All right, what was the breakdown? How much did we win by it? 69%. Nice. Nice.

Very good, guys, very good. Gone, understanding light. No, gone skipping John Wick 3. Wow. Yeah, that's fair. It is not a close second. It was 69%. Wow.

Wow. Thank God. What a blowout. You know what? Scripted. Yeah, scripted. Not surprising. Yeah.

Well deserved and was truly one of the best payoffs of the entire year. I think this was one of the moments that defined the year of trash taste. Thank you guys, thank you. Appreciate it. They're gonna remember for a very long time.

Yeah. So, uh, all right, uh, let's go to another familiar category that we have every single year. Of course, it is the most monkey moment. May, named after yours truly? Yes. You fuck this up again.

Yeah. This is a monkey moment. How have you fucked up? I just keep mixing them around. I think we have a lot of them this year, right? Oh, let's find out. Yeah, we have, this is one of two pages. Okay, Connor trying to smash the coconut

in the Hawaii. I mean, that is pretty monkey. Very, very monkey. Uh, gone drinking the concoction on set. Oh my Lord. This, I love, can we play this clip? I actually love this clip. Such a good edit.

It's, uh, what a vibe. I mean, this is what always happens when we have these discussions. It'll be like, uh, it'll be like, I do so so myself. You know what? Can I have to agree with you there. I can't explain it.

Why? How long does this been here? What is that? It's tasted funny. Why would you drink? I thought, I don't know, we, Why would you drink? I honestly wasn't thinking, okay?

That's what you said when you were talking about the vibes too. I remember this because I remember for like three episodes in a row so it must spend that for like at least two or three months. Yeah, yeah. I remember seeing it thinking like,

why is there? It's been there longer than that. I reckon it's there for at least like two, three months. Yeah, two three months. It's been a very long time. Well, you lived since Elmer Tail. I mean, I lived, I didn't get food poisoning. It was probably just like dust and.

It's stagnant water. The thing that made me like freak up, was like that was after we had found the cockroach on the set as well. That was just feeding, you drank his feeding pond. Which I was just like that, it was like, it was like, it was like, this tastes off.

Yeah, I'm sure. This is it looked off. Yeah, does water go off? Yeah, yeah, it does. Yeah. Like the Arctic water, right? Yeah, no, so I think that like water that gets, if it's like purified, it can go bad quicker

than like non-purified water, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah. I'm not fact check. Actually, you know the reason I know this? Wait, wait, did you say purified water goes bad more than non-purified water? So like, yeah, so actually,

I think when you make ice, for example, it's better to use tap water than to use like filtered water because the filtered water will, it'll go like staler quicker. Oh. Not sure. It just expire.

Yeah, some concerns are associated with its plastic bottles. I might've used the wrong word there. I don't like know that word, but like it'll get. Are we gonna have a fact check? Yeah, we have a fact check. In the awards.

We're having a fact check. I'm pretty strict. I remember reading somewhere, it was like, yeah, it's better to use tap water or something. I can't remember why. Thanks, Moonon. Also, thanks Moon on for this next one too. Moodon ripping his pants in the Patreon outtale.

Why was this in the Patreon Outtakes? Did this not make the final cuts? No, no, no, don't stop ripping t-shirts. You just wanted to get rid of those t-shirts and you rip them. Oh my. It's so like why. It's just so unprovoked.

Wait, what? There was like no good bit, it was nothing, He just did it. Wait, I don't remember this at all. She walked away. Yeah. Because I only remember Murdan ripping his shirts. Yeah, we saw Moodyn like a month or two before

and he kept doing it then, ripping shirts. He just loves it. Did he rip his shirt on the podcast or was that us? Was that us remembering? I was remembering he did it around us on time at a party. Yeah, he did it. And then he did his pants on the podcast.

Can you stop ripping your clothes, please? I know, I don't know, I don't know why. Connor changing his name to Tanaka on Japanese. That's not monkey. That's not monkey. That's there, that's smart. Sally and Marky replacing Connor

and saying all prethes to say that's pretty monkey. That this was such a good moment where you left. You're excited to go to the airport. Do we watch this? Can we play this clip? I famously said on the podcast once

that all bread tastes the same. They do though. Oh my. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. I think I remember I was still getting my stuff upstairs

and I was like, what the, I just love the cat to Jerry just thinking like, I fucking hate it here. Oh, why did I not leave with Connor? Yeah. All right, Sydney dabbing to strangers. This is a story I think she definitely wants to forget. That was pretty monkey.

Um, very, very monkey. Next page. Number two. Garn out himself as the snitch. Ready? Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Same brain self.

I didn't wanna put one of you boys down. I felt I was the same way. Meanwhile, this one, I think he's the real snitch. He's a real snitch on Joey. A real stitch. I believe did you expose myself? Oh yeah, you did out yourself. Yeah, he's out himself with that.

Damn, he got played. Nice. All right, I felt the test. Joey crush in the cop-jury. Joey crushes a coproch on. Is that monkey? I was cleaning up. Joey, you could have just, it was,

you could have just put it in the bin, Joey. It was already dead. There was no need to crush it, Joey. That was no need to. I just wanted to make sure it was dead. I wanted to make sure it was dead. And obviously Emily getting stuck in there. Oh yeah, Emily and he's stuck in the TT Canada.

So ridiculous. Oh my God. How do you do that? Only Emily can do that. That's like when you, when you, you know when you, when you were a kid and you put on the ring on like your thumb or something.

Yeah. And you knew who's gonna get stuck. You were like, I'll do it anyway. And then you're like, and this was on, we had spent all this time setting up the set, hundreds of thousands of dollars, saying up the booth and this was day one.

Like the first hour or something. This is literally like the cat climbing up the tree and then getting up there and be like, fuck, I can't get down. Yeah. All right. I don't know. That's gotta be it.

That's gotta be the most monkey moment. That has to be the most monkey moment. I don't know, man. I think Gant drinking the stagnant water will be off there. Oh, true. Oh no, the cockroach man. That was, uh, fuck the cockroach man. The most monkey moment goes to some role players.

Wow, I did not expect that. What? Connor trying to smash the coconut. What? I did not do like that. I just fucking went super smash brothers on it. Guys, come on, I wanna go. It's funny because you're just doing the exact same shit

I was doing. Actually, now if I view this clip, that does look pretty monkey. It's just kind of going, oh, who, monkey hit with stick, ooh, ooh, all right, what was the breakdown? What was the breakdown? 25.8% second place was a gun drinking

the concoction on set, all right, yeah. And then Emily getting stuck in the trash can. Oh, no, no, no, it was, Sydney dabbing on strangers. I'm, I'm, I'm, impressed that so many of them are very close. Yeah, but, I'm surprised Sydney almost came close to, where she was second.

Second, second, yeah. God down, okay. I can't think Emily isn't higher. Yeah, I mean, that is truly a monkey moment. Yeah, yeah. But fair enough. Fair enough, all right. Well, what was last?

What was last? I think it was you, you, howding yourself as a snitch. Okay, okay. I'm surprised, I mean, I guess the Sally episode was a very, very popular one. I'm surprised. Just her repeating my hottest take of the year didn't get as many votes either.

Yeah, right? Yeah. Fair enough. All right. All right. Next is a new category, right? New category is presenting this one. I am.

This is the most out of pocket conversation. Yeah. So we had a few drinks. We had more than a few drinks. We had the most amount of drinking episodes. We had a few drinking episodes this year. And sometimes we had some conversations that, I don't know where they came from.

I don't know how they started, it's on film, but I still to this day, don't know how we got on the topic of some of these copies. I'm really scared to relive these memories. All right. So we have gone worrying about Sydney's smell before he met her. I mean, he was a genuine concern.

No, no, it was a genuine concern. I think the thing with this one was that it just came out of fucking nowhere. Like, we were talking about something completely different. Then you were like, have you ever worried about what your partner and I just like? Can we play it if you say, honest. There are some senses that you can't get on a video call.

Yeah. And I'm like, I remember out in this thought being like, what if I don't like the way she smells? Like, that's, that's a big thing. That's a big thing. I think we missed out the beginning of this conversation where I can't remember how I presented the idea to you boys. No, you were, you were talking to me

about long distance relationships. Yeah, and then that's how that conversation came up. I just didn't think it was gonna go down the smell around. Right. Connor clogging his toilet with poop. So I take a poop, but unfortunately, this was a fucking, massive goddamn poop that I took. And now my toilet ball was very much too full.

I was like, all right, we gotta try and flush this. So I got the two liter bottles of water. So I put it in the tank. I flushed the four liters. Nothing. It didn't budge at all. Wow. Okay. Is that out of pocket or is that just like classic monkey corner mode?

Maybe that's just classic monkey corner moment. But this one, even though we talk about shitting a lot, we talk about shitting a lot. There's been a few times in the podcast where I've laughed so hard that my stomach started hurting. This was one of them. Three, two, one. Joey!

Why do we all know that you're going to shoot yourself? So it was like Joey explaining the entire process of just how often he shits himself. It was this entire conversation. This was just the start of it. Do you remember this conversation? I never did anyone who's so willing to shoot himself. Well, I don't gamble at a casino,

but I do gamble every time I find. I was just there hearing the story about like, oh yeah, by the way, I was hanging out, Aki. And I just, I was like, I was gonna put a prank. Yeah, no, I was there. I was playing guess my fart with her. And then I farted and she got it right and we were laughing and then I walked out of the room

and I realized I sharded myself. This entire conversation just got more and more wild the longer it went on, man. This is, yeah, that was wise. Oh my God. All right, how many eight year olds can the boys beat up? We went off on this conversation for like 30 minutes. It was way longer than it should have been.

There is. Who is the most cringe person in history? Yeah, God asked this and I was like, why would you ask this? I don't remember what the conversation, what the topic of this was. It was one of the, was it a drinking one? Was there a drinking one?

I think I was sober from this one actually. No, it was not a drinking. The only thing I remember from this is that I think the next episode we filmed after this one was a guest one. I think it might have been the Alex Lee episode. Yeah. And because we have a monitor right here that we see it. And he looked at our search history and he's like,

why did you look up the most cringe person in history? Where did that come from? And the boys explained their first time, J-Oing. Again, a conversation that went off a wait-to-laws. I just, I can't remember what I said by. Oh, I did the fire start. I remember and I hurt myself. You remember that?

I forgot about that. Well, let's see which one. Took it out of them. Oh my God. Here we go. They can only be one. What are you guys think? What do you guys think?

Oh, this is hard. Honestly, I think. Joey can't stop shitting itself. Any of mine, I reckon. Who's the most cringy person in history? That one too. All right, let's find out then. The most out of pocket conversation for trash taste is

Ooh. How many eight year olds can the boys beat up? Way, hey. Wow. I'm impressed. If they were all attacking you at the same time, how many eight year olds do you think you can beat in the- I think after 10, I'm done.

What do you think you're satisfied? You're satisfied? Like, just the amount Joey's happy. Yeah, I'll have 10. I've done it. Wow, this was very, very close. 32.4%. Second place was the boys explained their first time, J-Oing. Yeah. And then close third was,

Gantt worrying about Sydney's smell and then it's me shitting myself. Very close, so generally. Yeah, all four of those were very close. Damn. Oh, I, I, uh... Who's the most cringe person is the lowest? 2.2%. Yeah, who's the most cring person is the lowest? I'm surprised Joey shitting himself was not higher. Maybe it's gonna be talking about shitting so often, but even that, compared to like other shitting stories. I can't believe I shit myself in vain. I saw someone posted on the Reddit,

which is just like a skit between, like a comedic, comedic skit about two guys talking about shitting themselves. And it was just like the exact same reaction to like Joey talking about shitting himself. It's because shitting yourself is so funny. It is funny. It is objectively funny. It's so funny.

I will admit that. I don't know about that. Joey's shitting himself. Joey's shitting himself. No, I mean, I do not like shitting himself. Hearing someone else shitting themselves is the funniest thing of the point. All right, well done though.

All right, so obviously we don't like to, you know, rate guest episodes and stuff like that because every guest we bring on is amazing and you guys should obviously watch all of them. But obviously some of them have been pretty wild. Pretty wild, pretty wild compared to some others. And these were your nominations for the wildest guest episodes this year.

So we had some repeating and returning guests this year and we had some new guests this year. And everyone, Absolutely bought their A game. Yeah, so the most recent one as of this award is the Alex Lee episode. Yeah, we have Alex Lee, Sally Amaki, Pete's second episode.

Always a pleasure. We have Moudan, we have Felix's second episode, Rinrins, cold ones. I can't believe that was this year. Yeah, I know, right? Holy far. I'm just looking at all these, I'm like, holy shit, this was filmed this year.

I thought this was like for last year's award category. We got, I did a thing, boy boy. There was some wild stories in that one, man. And then obviously the go is super-patchel. and John, super eye patch wolf. Yeah, I don't really know who would take this one. Yeah, I mean, all of them said some pretty wild shit.

And we had some pretty wild, we had some pretty wild stories from all of them this year. So I guess we shall just reveal the winner. All right, the winner of the Wildest guest episode this year goes to congratulations. Pete's coming back. With the W. You got another one of you.

Wow. Wow. I'm shocked. I didn't expect that. Wow. I thought it was going to be like cold ones or, you know. Yeah. Even Sally had said some wild shit, but a wild story as well.

I think people just see Pete and vote. People just love Pete, man. I can't blame them either as well. Yeah. 22.2% to Pete. Second place there was cold ones. Obviously, that's not surprising. That is not surprising.

And we had Alex Lee. We had Moodon. Yeah. coming in with the win and then I did a thing. Yeah, I mean that was very weird. Yeah, that was some wild things. And Felix one as well. I like how I find,

you know what I find the funniest. Yeah, that's, so how we normally do this is we take up the nominations of, you know, the blind nominations that you guys put down. Apparently no one put down Chris. Oh yeah. No one put Chris.

No one put Chris. At all? It was like zero. Chris is, because to the audience, it's like, it's just a regular. He's not even a guest episode anymore. He's the fourth member. That's not even a guest episode anymore.

Oh my God, well, congratulations Pete for another award once again. Congratulations. We can't come in there. We'll, you know, we've got to invite Pete back on now because will anyone be able to dethrone Pete as the wildest guest episodes? Yeah, he does.

He does. The Pete episode is the easiest to record. Yeah, he talks for most of them. He's so good that you just listen. Yeah, you just listen when Pete's speech. Which I guess we like moves right on to our next category. Let's see if Pete can do the double. Oh, yeah, because now we have-

Is he nominated again for a best story? Of course. It's Pete, he's going to be nominated. We have the best story to come out of trash taste here. We had some fucking amazing stories. Oh yeah. Yeah. I love Best Story 4. Let's have a look at the nominations for this.

All right. We have Alex Lee's. origin story. Which was an entire anime arc through like in itself. Anime, if the anime was fraud. Wire game, why that's all I remember that.

It's just him, he was like, and so I lied. It's like the entire story. And then we have Pete's radio story as well. Oh, bad story. You hear the story and the way it ties up.

This is a scene from a movie. It sounds like an Adam Sandha. It sounds like an Adam's the movie. We have Rinrin, in getting into the yakuza like, modeling or creator agency. Connor's story with the drunk, naked Japanese man.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I don't even think he was drunk, is the worst part. That's just normal thing. That's just him. That's just him. Murnan used to get requests

to edit adult videos. Yeah. And then the boys explained it at first time. All right, okay. Okay. Okay. And then we have Saliamaki becoming an idol by accident, which was wild as well.

Yeah. This was an interesting one, just seeing how she went all secret agents and somehow became a fucking idol. Yeah. I mean, I have a feeling I know who's going to win, but we've had a couple of upsets so far, so I honestly don't know.

But let's find out. Those are all fucking wild stories. This was an absolutely stat category. Yeah, I mean, it's always the hardest one because there's so many stories being told in the show. Let's find out then, Connor. And the winner is. Oh.

on his night out with the drunk naked show. Oh, wow. Wow, okay. Yeah. I was like, oh God, I was like, what? What is it? And he shows this video of a dude naked, smashing chopsticks with his ass.

And I was like, what the fuck? Dude, I'm pretty sure that's a yuckus aside, like quest, isn't it? Yeah, so, and I tell you in the episode that you sent me a dick pick? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't believe that. Yeah. So that, oh, wow, so we had top three, we had, We had obviously Connor,

with 29.4%. Coming in very close with 25% is Pete's radio station story. And just behind that is Alex Lee's origin story. Yeah. Damn, all right. So that was definitely the contenders, for sure. Top three were almost neck and neck there. Yeah, nearly over 75% of the votes. Well, I think there was just so many strong nominations.

Oh yeah. I mean, this is one of the categories. I think people wish they could vote for like two or three or three three at least. Yeah, true. And yeah, hopefully we have more fantastic stories coming up next year as well. As well.

The next one is another fan favorite. Every year we have one of these because there are just so many examples of it. We have the biggest clown. Ooh. We had some clown moments as we've already established so far in this recap episode. I don't remember who won last year.

Me. Has there been a year you haven't won? I think I've won every single time. I know, I know. I know, I live it. Well, let's see if you can take the fourth time. What was it? Biggest clown was Chris and Biggest Chad was good.

No. No, biggest Chad was Pete last year. That's right, that's right. I think there was a year, though. I think it was the second year where Chris won biggest clown and biggest Chad. Yeah, might have been. I think of something like that.

I don't know. I can't remember. But I remember because I was second. Yes, yes. All right, let's look at the nominations, though. All right. We have Connor, gone, Joey. And Chris.

There's Chris. The first time. The first time Chris gets mentioned in this award, his biggest clown. He's his biggest clown. Also, I love these fucking photos. It's just me nutting. Joey cum face.

All right, let's find out then boys. Who is the best clown? Not the best clown, the biggest clown. Better not be me. Let's find out. I'd laugh at it if it was Chris. The biggest clown of this year goes to. Oh, Connor!

Yeah! Why do I keep winning this? What have I done? I don't understand why I'm the biggest cloud. Why? I mean, I saw it coming. Why? 40%!

Why is Joey the least? Let's go. Thank you guys. He was shit himself. Chris came second. I don't understand why I'm getting voted here. Oh, my God. Well, what a shocker, guys.

Connor, congratulations once again. Congratulations. Winning Biggest clown. He got it in a game. I got to say what I did this time. What did I do? Congratulations. What did I do?

Half these fucking takes, Connor. Oh my God. But let's go the opposite. We have the complete opposite. Because next up we have biggest chat and I believe quite a few more people got nominated. What the heck? Why were they not nominated for Biggest Clown?

Let's sign out. Let's see who the nominations are. Oh, now the five. All right. Okay, okay, I see. We have Akiyneu Connor right there. Thanks, thank you, thank you. We have, why did you choose this picture?

I love that photo. There's no other Chad picks. I hate that picture. There's no other Chad pics in me. There's Joey, Alex Lee, Felix, Moudan. We also have Pete, Pete, and then Chad. And it gets me sense. Specifically, Chad.

What a T-Shad. Sorry, Max. What's Chris? Yeah, no Chris. No Chris. Chris was just not voted in the biggest show. Was there? Will Pete take it again?

Was there nomination? Not enough nominations. Who do you think it has this man? Probably Pete. It's Pete's the crowd favor, man. Bro, if you raised a million for charity and you didn't get a biggest Chad. I didn't know about that.

I didn't know what you were counting that. Oh, is this that count? I guess, I guess so. The universe of trash taste. I don't know if we've had a point where someone's one biggest clown and biggest Chad before. Maybe this will be time.

I think Chris did on the second year. All right. Let's find out. Well, the biggest trash taste Chad of 2024 is, oh, congratulations. Connor! Oh, my Chad and Crown. What that?

It was the charity, bro. Oh my God. By no points. Wait. Here's the thing, I think the results just got. Oh, updated. So it's by point one. What?

It was Pete. What the heck? The last minute upset. Within this, within this episode. Why do we not close the votes? Within this episode being recorded, the... The nominations are now null and void. The winner for Biggest Shadow of 2024 is Pete.

Congratulations, Pete. What the fuck, why didn't we end, we said we were ending the vote. By the last point one percent, the last minute slide in. Pete has just edged it out within the last hour and a half that we started recording. What the fuck.

Oh my God, that's so funny. A man, hey man, games a game. Okay, games again. Did you do this on purpose? No. This seems like something you would do the purpose, God. Look at the fucking voting man. I can't, I can't fix that man.

I can't fix that. You lost by 16 votes last minute. That's so funny. Congratulations, Pete. Biggest Chad once again, hold on. I can't actually believe that happens. Stop the recording. Stop the recording.

I actually can't believe that. What the fuck? That's so cruel. Yeah, so here's the thing. When I wrote that now, when I created everything out, it was the same. Oh, it was neck and neck.

Yeah, and then I closed it. Yeah. Wall up. Point one. Wow. Okay. So within, yeah. Within the, well.

See, this is why every vote counts, guys. I can't be they lost for like 10 votes. Hey guys, democracy, guys. Democracy. If you are upset with it, well, you should have voted. I'm gonna wanna upset by it. Did you vote Connor? No, I didn't vote.

Every vote counts. It's fine, it's fine, I can't vote. That's unfair. You could have voted. Yeah, you gotta vote it. You could have done it. Just five volts accounts and you would have taken it. All right, well done.

All right, let's go. to the next one here, we have the biggest W of the year. There were far and few in between, but there were certainly a couple noteworthy ones. So let's go through them. Obviously, of course, as we just mentioned, Connor Cyclothon 3, raising over a million dollars, which is absolutely insane.

We have the Trash Taste Europe tour, not sure, I guess. Sure, sure. Connor getting the dub and running the helicopter in the Hawaii still. Sorry if that was a spoiler if you haven't seen the Hawaii special yet. Chris becoming Sunday times bestseller.

That is a W. No, that doesn't count. That doesn't count. The fans would work for that. Yeah, and then me launching my first anime club drop. Yeah. Which is, yeah, it's right, I guess. What are you talking about, Joey?

No, it's pretty high. You are literally coming back as the anime man. It was hype, it was hype. I mean, look, I think we all know what's gonna win this one. Yeah, let's be a year. It's Sunday times best sell. It's clearly Chris Sunday times best sell. And the winner is Cyclethron 3.

There we go. Well, well deserve. Oh, the vote's gonna change last minute again. Did Chris suddenly get $5,000? I mean, it wasn't even a competition. Yeah, 17.7%. I mean, that's just, yeah, obviously. 87.7%.

Yeah, that's the biggest margin. Congratulations. Congratulations. Well, Chris got second, though. Chris got second. Chris got second. I can't believe Chris got second over everything. He practically bought his way into the Sunday.

He probably bought like 10,000 himself. Wow. I mean, the rest of the rest of the second. The rest of them were pretty much irrelevant compared to your cyclothons. So congratulations. That was well deserve. Appreciate it.

Very nice. Thank you. Thank you. All right, well done. All right. What's next? Now we are gonna go over to the meme side of things because it is of course time for the best meme of the year. We've, uh, I, see, I haven't been keeping up with the memes, the trash taste memes this year.

So I think I'm gonna be seeing a lot of these for the first time. You guys seen a bunch of memes this year? I don't know, uh, I also haven't been keeping up too much for the memes. My favorite one is you coming. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope that's on there. That's my far my favorite. Well, some of the, I think some of the top-wroted

Reddit posts were for the outer context. Yeah. And best screenshots. So these, I think how we defined meme was actually something that is edited. Okay, got it, got it. Let's go through nominations then, shall we? Chris jumping off a boat gone wrong.

Wait, I love this one. Can I see this? Literally, I've seen this one for drop. Literally a one foot drop. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's such a good head. Oh my god. All right.

We have same energy of Roland giving off Dio vibes. Oh, this is from my video. Yeah. Japan top of host, what was. What, what? What, you know, coffee,

like, I'll know how many how many of them? Do you know kinshoh shoducs to me. You, what,

It's so that kind of You know You have You know what Pann of mysue It's so cold. I do love this Genshin one. Yeah

My honest reaction to the last three by three No. This is so good. This is slander. What is this? What is that one of the top That's not one of the top-voyant memes. It's so good.

That's so good. It's so good. Love how slow it is too. There's also like another one with like, people always edit around and it's like someone using like the card reader in the store. And it flips around. It's like the, like, it's so good. Oh my God. All right, why did I do this?

AI can't singing idle. What? I don't think I've seen this one. What the Kino Ega order that comedy? Oh my God. Even a fucking, even AI can't fix my voice, man. All right, Chris is a mad lad. Let's see this one. Hello and welcome to another episode of Trash Tase.

I am here with The Boys and we have a special guest, as you can see, are you a special guest? It's not even a special guest. I've got plums for you. That's so good. I mean, I've never seen that one before. My favorite by far. That's so good.

That's so good. All right. And what was he doing? I don't know. I don't know. All right, the boys discussing the dick sizes. Here's the question. Do you have like a growth limit of, in terms of like your body?

Yeah, how long does it get? I don't know like that. Yeah, mine's about that. That doesn't bother you? Like that long and it doesn't bother you? No, no, no, no, like that. Like that, like that. Oh, like that.

Oh, mine gets fucking long. Mine gets like that, which is why have- What the fuck. This is so many memes. All right, let's go next page. Next page. All right. Oh my God.

Burth roll, he was really sly. Was that? Wait, what? Let me see. You go, you probably be in the sort of anyway. Let's relax. Let's relax. Come by.

Cheers. He's weak men. It's because, okay. Okay. In defense. In defense, Chris made me do that take like seven times. And so I had to keep opening up a beer can like seven times. And I'm like, Chris, I don't want to keep opening up these beer cans

and no one's gonna drink it. He's obsessed with like you cracking the can. Yeah. So I was just like, and then Chris was like, I'll just pretend to open it. I was like, okay. So I tried, but curly. Oh, yeah.

Oh, damn it. Oh, God, this one's so cursed. Aerodynamic gone from nine and a half pound. Oh, is this the Lil Yottie? Yeah, yeah. Edit. Oh, my, my God. Oh, my God.

All right, what's this one? Trash Taze number 1,500. I've almost finished mine and you're just chugging yours like your little baby, huh? You're an English guy. You guys drink beer for a living over there because you've got some of the worst food in the world over there. Listen, the top 10 restaurants in the world are in London. And what kind of food do they make? French.

Wow. That was a vision of us. And we also have, oh yes, of course. That was the biggest one, the trash test Netflix live adaptation. That was a big, that was a big meme trend over on the Reddit. Yeah. And MopCycle 100. I fucking love this edit as well.

Chris's edit is terrifying. All right, but who's the winner? I don't know, those are. Oh, I really wanted Chris as a mad lad to win. That was so fucking funny. Chris's a mad lad was so good. That was so funny. All the dick's length ones.

Well, who's the winner? Let's find out. All right. The best. The theme of this year goes to The Trash Tastes Netflix Live Adaptation. Well done. I mean this one was like on the red for so long.

This was the unofficial sequel to the after dark, the dark timeline. Yeah. Well the breakdowns. Whoa, very close between the top three. Okay. We had- We're discussing their dick sizes number two with a couple percent of times behind just behind that.

Just behind that is the aerodynamic card. Wow. I hate you guys. Wow. I hate you guys so much. No, no. The Mold cycle 100. The Chris one was, uh, the Chris one's a...

Oh, Chris one was so long. What? That's so funny. 6.9%. Yeah, maybe it's too long. Yeah. Yeah. Um, all right.

But for the next one, uh, I think this is a new one as well. Yes, because lately Moon-Anne has been fact-checking us. Yeah. So our editor, uh, basically got tired of our shit. And unprompted. without us asking, or even telling us that he was doing this, he started to fact check us for the audience.

And this was for you guys, because he was literally tired of the shit that was speaking out of eyes. As if Moudan wasn't working hard already. He just had to put more work on himself. He actively chose to give himself more work. Billable hours. Yeah.

I don't know, I don't watch all the episodes, so I don't actually know any of these. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm curious to see what the nominations are. All right, Moudan defending his anime three by three. Wow, really. Of course. That's not even a fact check.

Of course, wait. Oh, let me, okay, so Muran says, so I sent them this list of anime with explanations, but something happened in the process. Now they have no idea why I picked some of the shows. So he basically just wrote entire essay. Yeah, he's defending himself. All right, Connor talking about the Dune books and the movies.

Connor is kind of wrong. Connor is kind of wrong. Does this have a clip? I want you to play the clip. Because the first book is like 900 pages long. Yeah, because the first book was like three other books that he combined into one. Mm.

I feel like. I'm not wrong. I'm not wrong, gone. Are you sure? Yes. Yes. Can we fact check this? Oh my.

I'm not wrong. The original book was published as two separate serials doesn't want to do in profit. I'm the only one correct. It's just the confidence in Connor going, I'm not wrong. Connor is kind of wrong. Yeah, kind of, I'll take, hey,

I've been very wrong before, so I'll take kind of wrong. Yeah, like this next one here, is Connor Wright? No. That one was my favorite. And then, Moon on fact-checking, docking during the entire episode. Did he do that? Yeah, he did.

Let me read this. The act of docking is when one male stretches the foreskin of, uh, That's crazy that's text. Over the other man's penis is a little small. Docking will result in more satisfactory orgasms if one or both men ejaculates a bit during or before the act. That's vile.

Too much semen will make it more awkward to move around inside the male's foreskin. That is vile. That appeared in one of our episodes. Oh, that's so funny. If he just said, should I put this in? I'd be like, no. I would have said yes.

What did he put this in? I don't know why he put that in. Oh my God. What was the winner? Oh my God. Let's find out what the winner is. I think I have an idea. The winner is for the best mood and fact check of the year.

Is Connor right? No. No. Yeah. I mean, I'm not really surprised. Oh my God, it wasn't even close. Picture speaks a thousand words and, uh. I'm so glad though that the docking is second.

I'm so glad. The docking came second. I mean, that is the best fact check. I appreciate that one. Thank you, thank you for always having my back. Thank you moving on. All right, next one. Yeah, last one, best trip.

All right, best trip. Yep, let's find out then. Let's go through the nominations. We have gone, Rin, Rin, obviously. Pete, me, Connor, and Kant's dad. Why is your dad on you? It's the off-eye shirt. Oh my God.

Did your dad vote in this? It was like, I think I'm dressing for him. To be fair, your dad does dress fucking dabble. Because he has my fucking shirts on. Dad, get away from me. I love people, how the hell did he get in here? I don't know. I don't know.

It's the scarf, man. It's the scarf. All right. All right. That's you, bro. Is it? Oh, yeah, it is. Bro, it's checked out, right?

Bro, it's not locked in right now. I didn't know it's mine. And the winner is, drum roll please. Oh. Gantz dad. Yeah. Well deserved. Wow.

I didn't expect that one, but yeah, look at him, bro. He's so dapper. Rinrin was second, which makes sense. That makes sense. Right.

And then it's me and then Pete. What the fuck? Pete beat you guys out. Garne is the least. You're the least ripped out. What? No, no, it's, you know what?

You know what? It's because all of Garns votes went to his Garns down. That's all in your dad's jeans. It's all in my dad's jeans. I got my mom's jeans. jeans might drip, unfortunately. Look, Garn may not have won, but the manitaphos.

But congratulations, Dad, for winning. Hold on, Garns, Dad. Please don't wear the shirt again in public. No, please, no, please keep wearing it. Dress swag, man. You are dripping with swag. All right, next one is another very trash taste thing, which is the best argument.

We've had a lot of arguments. Some of them resolved, some of them definitely not resolved. You have some more wine, please. Yes, I mean, if you mean champagne, then yes. Yes. What are the, what are the, nomination to this one. Yeah.

We have, oh, what does the vibe even mean? I mean, this is probably the most trash taste argument we've had. That was the most brain raw I had on podcast, I think. Alex Lee Defending Zinnits who as a character. Tuna can taste good as a beef, what? I think I said like, it can taste as, yeah, that's right, yeah, that's right.

Sorry, I'm dumb. Wait, what the fuck? Oh yeah, you're right, actually. Wait, wait, who the fuck said that? No, wait, I misread it as tuna can taste, like, as steak. Oh, I see. Right, I said, it could taste as good as,

which is a good argument. No, no, no, you said, it could taste as good, yeah. No, you said tuna, you said that tuna tastes, can taste like a beefsteak? You will know the steak, I remember, yeah, the steak I'm on about. I know the one I'm talking about. Yes, it's very good.

Yeah, the tuna one. Can we play the clip? Yeah, it's, I'm correct. But to say that it tastes like a beef steak. You can cook a tuna that a taste as good as a steak. And like, it can have the, the texture and like profile of a steak. You can do it.

I disagree. Can I fact check that real quick? We're gonna fact check that right. There's no fact check for taste. Cannot play media. Ah, okay, okay. Saved by the best. It can easily taste as good as strong.

All right, well, Conor just says he's... I stand by that. Okay, okay. And then of course, room temperature water is better than cold water. That was a heated argument. I mean, I'm correct. You're not correct. But I feel like out of all these, the vibe is just the most brain-wrote one.

Yeah. I think that was the one I got most, irrationally angry about because I was right. We all got irrationally angry. I was right. I was the most right. I think I go emotionally angry because I didn't even know what we were arguing about.

Yeah. We were arguing about the vibe. We got way too esoteria about it. But anyway. And that isn't when I will be pissed off. Let's find out then. The best argument for this year goes to drum roll please. Oh.

What does the vibe even mean? Yes. The problem is that you are trying to quantify the vibe. Stop. Stop trying to, this is the whole point of the vibe. It isn't one thing. It's how it makes you feel, the whole art. 41% actually.

The second place was room temperature water is better than cold water. Yeah, we went hard on that. And then Alex Lee and then the tuna one. See, the vibe was the best trashdish. I think the vibe one was the best one because I swear we were talking about it for like an hour. We were like 40 minutes. It was really long. It was so long.

I think the worst part of that is that we just, we just agreed to disagree. We didn't even come close to a conclusion. We were just like, just shut the fuck up. Most of the comments were in agreement that my vibe thing. No, most of the comments were not in agreement. They were. Most of the comments were just like,

what is bro cooking? No, what is bro cooking? As I said in the episode, I predicted it. Everyone's gonna be like, I agree with Connor, but he said it dumb. All the comments were like, what the fuck are they even talking about? Yeah, all the comments were as angry as we were

to be like, I am losing brain cells listening to this right now. Fact check, top, top 10 comments. How many of them agree with me? No, don't do that. How many of them agree with me? All right. All right.

And then the next one. Next one, we have most privileged moments. Have we had this one before? Yes, I think we did it last time. Did we? We had it last year. Okay, okay. Let's find out then, shall we?

Why are half of these me? I mean, makes sense. Conner following a strange yakuza guy to a bar and getting handed all of his alcohol. Oh yeah, you did get out of free alcohol, right? Gone impulse buying a Vespa. I mean, that's just, that's just a good purchase. That is being able to impulse by a Vesta is a Vespa, sorry,

it's a privilege. That's a good decision. Connor's obsession with luxury movie centers, that is privileged. How is that privilege? I want to feel like a king while I watch my movie. Connor accidentally using the company card on Uber Eats. That's not privileged, that's just Monk. Connor just can't, I mean, it's more like Connor can't stop using Uber Eats.

Yeah. Sydney bidding $5,000 for a Smosh comic. That's pretty privileged. That is so privileged. And then Garn being too lazy. to make a salad. That is so privileged. That's so fucked.

Okay, okay, there might be a bit privilege, but I asked you boys, when was last time you boys made a salad? I don't eat salad. Yeah, I mean, I refuse to engage. I'm not engaging with this salad. Wait, wait, wait, when was last time you guys made your own food?

A couple weeks ago. Oh, shit, Joey. A couple weeks ago, I did. Oh shit, Joey. I helped my sister cook. So you helped your sister. No, you didn't even cook for yourself. I was involved.

Like six months ago. Yeah, before that it was like a year ago. Okay. I heat stuff up in the oven all the time. Yeah, it's great. Microwave, that's cooking. But the winner for the most privileged moment is, I don't know what's gonna win this one actually.

It is. Please not me, please not me. Congratulations, Sydney. For bidding $5,000 for a Smosh comic. I want you to win. I know how desperately you want this, but you gotta go to 47 if you wanna get it. It's five thousand.

That is actually privileged. Wow. I mean, she still has her, right? She didn't even win in the end. She didn't win. Oh, she didn't win? She was like, all right, I'm gonna bid $5,000 and someone bid $5,001.

And then she was like, too far. No, no, I can't anymore. God damn. Well done, Sydney. So Sydney won with 26% and all the other ones were very even. Second place was gone be too easy to make a set. No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. Conn was third.

But Garne was third. Garna was third, and then after was Connor's Yakuza one, and then Garant Impulsifying a Vespa and then, Wow, Connor's movie cinema one was the last one? That's not a, like, what the hell? That's not even like a weird take. These movies cost the same as normal movie cinemas. I just want them good.

No, they do. They do. I've been to your cinema. Which cinema? The luxury one. Yeah, the luxury one. That's the one, I didn't like that one. I like the one.

Add that to the privilege moments one, Actually, please. Because in the UK, you pay like fucking 40 pounds to go watch a movie and it's shit. And then you can pay 40 pounds in America. It is not 40 pounds in the UK. What was the last time we went to the cinema in the UK going up?

It was 19 pounds last time I bought a movie ticket. In London. Yeah, but that's 19 pounds. That's like 25 bucks for a fucking ticket. Yeah, 19 pounds is pretty fun. That's fucked. And then you get in, you can't recline your chair. It's fucking mid as fuck.

We deserve better. In America, you pay like fucking $15 and you get a full reclining chair. And the, fuck. giant room and then you get to refill your popcorn, Americans have figured it out. See, listen to Connor. UK cinemas, why can't you recline your chairs?

Yeah, God for me. Movie is unwatchable. Americans, no, no. Americans are literally unwatchable. My chair doesn't recline. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you want your like fucking rinky dinky-dinky-ass chair and I want some comfort in America.

They figured out. They've got freedom and they know what's up. I have a disease where if my back is more than 50 degrees incline, I just can't watch it, man. I just don't want to let these cinemas get away with shit quality. It's fine quality. It's shit quality.

No one's complaining except for you. We deserve to recline. We're paying 19 pounds for a ticket. All right, anyway. Anyway, all right, let's go to the next one, which is another typical trash taste one. The I made it the fuck up award. Okay.

Because we are very good at that. Let's have a look at the nominations. Let's look at the nominations. Harambe Tide of Natural Causes. This is my personal favorite. Is that made it the fuck up or is that just like oblivious? No, he made it the fuck up. But then he realized afterwards that he made it the fuck up.

I love when he realized. I'm not wrong about the Dune Books, me. Water from the Arctic is fresh water. Yeah. And Felix's system for saying thank you so much in traffic. Oh yeah, the number of blinks. Yeah, which is so far. He did make that the fuck.

He did make it up. Hey, I'm not on here. Awesome. So should we find out, should we find out Now who made it the fuck up the most? All right. Whose take was so abhorrent that everyone decided that it was so dumb.

All right, drum roll please. Oh, the winner of the biggest I Made It the Fuck Up award goes to Pete, saying the Harambe died of natural causes. Yay! Two-time winner! Oh wait, we had a bunch of other ones. Oh, shit. Oh, never mind.

It doesn't matter because Pete's won one. Wait, okay, so I didn't know, I didn't know we had another slide. What else was nominated? Alex Lee saying he has voice acting experience on his, I mean, his entire, his entire, his entire star star was I made it the fuck up. Yes.

Gone thinking Avatar, the last air bender was by James Cameron. I do remember this moment actually. And then cow burps are the reason the ozone layer is getting thin. Did I say that? Ozone is different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I realized that. I was like, always greenhouse gases.

I like the Joey. He got double fact checked. Double fact checked in one screen for that one. That's impressive. But who came second? Second was, no, Alex Lee's. Alex Lee came second. And then the Cal burr.

No, it wasn't CalBet was, it was Felix's system for saying thank you. Then Cal burbs. That was a lot of, I made it the fuck up. I didn't make any of it up. Thank God, I didn't win anything. I mean, you did, but it wasn't as bad as Harambe. I didn't get in the top three.

All right. All right, what's next? All right, we are up to the penultimate category here, we have, of course, the best trash taste special of the year, because unlike the last couple of years, we've been going ham on getting you guys as many specials as possible. We actually have more than one this year. Shocker. I think we released more specials this year than the last two years combined. Wow. I mean, that's not hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We released by more than two, I think. More than two. So, yeah, let's go through all of the nominations that we've done.

So we have our America show that we did on the America tour. We have the Maid Cafe special. We did in Australia. We have our most recent one, as of us filming, the Hawaii special. Please go check it out if you're having yet. Actually, go check out all these. We have the America special where we shot some guns

and got terrified. And then we have the Kendo special where I showed gene dominance. You can say that, Chuck. I can say that. You can say that. Just sheer gene diff. I think we're pretty confident

who we think my witness was. I hope. Recently, I would be curious to see what comes second. Sure, sure. But let's find out, shall we? The best trash day special of the year. Unsurprisingly, the Hawaii special. Way.

Can we see the breakdown? Let's see the breakdown of this. Wow. Whoa. 73%. Second place was the main special. Okay, the main special came second. And then we have the America Tour special just inching out.

And then the America special and then the Kendos special. At least voted special. Wow, damn, all right. Okay, that's interesting. I mean, I'm glad the Hawaii special one because we put the most amount of effort into that one. It wasn't just the money, time, everything. Everything.

And you know, we want to do like once something like the Hawaii special, at least like once a year. We don't have enough energy to do it more than once a year, I think. But hopefully you guys are enjoying the smaller scale ideas that we were doing outside of that because, you know, you will already have more coming. We've already filmed more, so we can actually safely say more things are gonna be coming.

So yeah, hope you guys enjoy more future specials like we promised at the beginning of this year. And if you haven't seen any of these specials, please go and do so because they're all great. Yes. All right, which comes to the final big boy award, the best trash taste episode of the year. Wow. All right, let's look at the nomination, shall we? The nominations were the struggles

of an inspiring voice, Sorry, actor. He's not a voice actor, he's just an actor, featuring Pete exposing our editor, featuring Moudan, the most drunk we've ever been on Trash Taste. The Truth of Anime Voice Acting. With Alex Lee,

and I believe there's a second page as well. We watch your hensai suggestions and regret it. Our biggest dating red flags, and we ruined our friendships. All great episodes. Yeah, I think we made a very conscious decision after around 170, very kind of changed.

how we did the shows a little bit. All thematic, yeah. And so it seems to, I'm glad that people seem to have resonated with the changes. Yeah, from these nominations, it seems that, aside from guest episodes, pretty much everything has been after the format change, where we decided to structure a bit more.

And I'm glad that you guys seem to be enjoying it. Thank you guys. And honestly, speaking personally, all of these were really fun to film. Yeah, and there's sometimes a discrepancy between what the audience finds fun and what was like really fun to film on the day.

And yeah, I can say, if you say, a lot of these line up to my own experience. What was my personal favorite from this? Yeah, I'm trying to think. Let's let's keep it, let's keep it later. All right, okay, okay, all right. Let's find out then, shall we? Gant, do the honors.

All right, the best trash taste episode that you guys enjoyed the most this year was, Oh, the struggles of an adage of, The Pete episode! The struggles of an aspiring actor featuring premiere two. Fucking hell, God, you had one job. I had one fucking job.

Bro, I haven't had lunch yet. I think, wait, did Pete's episode win last year? Holy fun. You guys love Pete. Pete swept this year. 32% goes to Pete. 42%? It wasn't good enough for him to take away

my biggest chance. Take the best episode too. And then the second one was the most drunk we've been on trash, I mean, you guys love the drunk episodes, clearly. Oh, that was 169? Yeah, and then we had a tie for third place between the Alex Lee episode and the hentai episode. Yep.

Damn, all right. And just closely behind was the Moodon episode. The Moodon episodes. Yeah. And friendship and dating red flags. All right. Well, congratulations again, Pete, for sweeping another awards. Congrats, congrats.

How many did he win like four of them? I think he won nearly everything he was in except for best trip. So, congrats, Pete. Well deserved, well deserved, I gotta say. Yeah. Will anyone be able to topple the monolith that is Pete next year? I don't know, man. If we invite him back on, you know, maybe the...

We gotta nerve him. We can't. We have to know him. He's too good at talking. We're gonna give him a one year break. So you can give all the people next year a chance. But yeah, guys, that was the fourth annual Trash Taste Awards for this year. I hope you enjoyed it.

Yeah. You enjoyed it. It's been a wild one for sure. We've, you know, it's kind of insane just thinking that we're over 200 freaking episodes into this. Yeah, one more year. We'll be doing this for half a decade, which sounds crazy. Don't say that. Half a decade nearly a trash taste. That's insane, bro.

But yeah, did you guys have a great year? I, this was a fucking fun year, man. Yeah, man. This was a fun year of podcasting, a fun year of just everything that we did on the podcast. I had a really fun time with. So I hope that this continues the trend. Yeah. for three to next year.

Yeah, but thank you to everyone who has supported us this year and the previous years and hopefully you'll stick around for the fifth annual Trash Taste Awards. Yeah, if it comes out. Hopefully, we will. Not too late this time, but- Well, I think we'll, I think now we've broken the trend

of making it on a nice round number. Yeah, we will. It'll come out when it comes out. Sometime next year this time. 52 episodes from now. Yes. I'm probably gonna regret saying this, 52 episodes from now.

You're gonna regret that. You're gonna regret that. Don't listen to him. Yeah, but thank you very much guys for the support over the year. You guys have been awesome and look forward to whatever we're cooking up for the following year.

But hey. Thank you very much for sticking out us for four years. Yeah, no, legit. It's freaking insane. But hey, look at all these patrons though. They have been sticking around as well. Yeah. Absolute chats. You guys are the biggest chats of the year.

We can have done all of the specials we released this year without you guys. So thank you very much. And over on Patreon now, we're actually having a debrief of this awards that we're gonna film right after now. So if you wanna see an extra little debrief of us going through each category

and saying what our personal favorites were, go ahead and check that out. I don't think this scored very highly on the final vote, the America special, but I had a fuck ton of fun filming it. I thought, especially at the shooting range, I don't know, I feel like the banter between all three of us was just like,

top notch. Really on point and top notch. I feel like the biggest problem with it wasn't the banter, it was the storyline There's no story to it. Yeah, because it was meant to be finished off with the, you know, race segment part, which unfortunately had to get cut.

So we kind of like, oh shit, we just got us hanging out at a shooting range. And eating a burger. Which was, yeah, eating a burger, which was, you know, great banter, but it was missing that cap off to the storyline, which, yeah, and of course right now as well, if you do join on the Patreon, we have a ton of other

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