Trash Taste Podcast - The 6th Annual Trash Taste Awards | Trash Taste #310

Episode Date: May 29, 2026

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Welcome to the Trash Taste Award. God damn it. Yay! Yay! Our glasses, get the glasses. That's a big, yes, gentlemen. Oh my God, the sixth annual Trash Taste Award were, who would have thought we would make it this far?

Congratulations, gentlemen. Thank you. I'm wearing the suit jacket, but I will be taking it off because it's too hot. And also, it's customary to take your jacket off when you're sitting. Oh, is it?

Yeah. Well, there you go. That just goes to you. Dude, the only time I wear a fucking suit is the trash taste awards and my friend's waiting. Joe, you look like a men in black right now. Right?

I'm gone for the 2003 Gerard Way look. Fucking my chemical romance look, you know. Loose. It's good, that champagne. I'll be real with you fellas. You can smell it from here. Yeah.

You can smell the champagne. Yeah, I can smell the champagne. How is it, uh, how is it, uh, how is it smell? corner from there. Fragrance. Sounds like France. Give me,

the 2015 vintage. Give me the flavor profile. Yes. A bruce, I think. All right. Well, boys, another successful year of trash taste.

Cheers. We're still here. Somebody has to not sip at the same time, overall. Sipping. Oh, that's nice. Six years.

Yeah, six years, gentlemen. It's far out. Past half a decade. We're getting closer and closer to the 10 years trash taste.

Who would have thunk? We would have thunk that this dumb little podcast would make it six years. Yeah, and still in Japan, still doing the same thing, still yapping. Still yapping. We still haven't run out of shit to say somehow. Still talking about shit somehow a lot this year. You know what's the great thing, though, about the longer we do these trash days awards? Well, it's the less I remember what we said in the past year.

Bro, literally that I have no, I don't know anything like that. I have no fucking clue what is even in this year's Trash Tash Tass Awards, if I'm being completely honest. It's gone past that point where I don't remember what conversations we have. And sometimes I watch a trash taste episode and I'm like, I do not remember saying any of this stuff. Yeah, if someone told me like the most recent ones were like AI generated, I would believe you. Because I dead ass do not remember anything we say on this podcast. We've just, you know, been doing it so much and it, it was a lot of routine in it for us. So I think the conversations are hard to remember.

I'm gonna take this off too. Also, I, we do so much. Yeah. I stream so much. So I forget what happened. But the alcohol helps. The alcohol. The alcohol always helps.

Alcohol is the secret. I actually, I think this more than most years, I actually don't know like anything about these awards. I've gone in like totally blind. Normally, we used to help the team. Dude, I haven't seen these in like two years. You got the Jimmy Savile glasses. What the hell is that?

I got the Jimmy Savile glasses. Hello boys. Where the fuck did you get those from? They were in my fucking, I was wondering, I thought I lost these. I lost these. Apparently they were in here for the past like year and a half. Is it Connor's Raybans in there somewhere as well? By Raybans that you stole, Joey? Let me check. Oh, wait, wait.

Ah. But yeah, Trash Tastes Awards. We're back. If you guys have no idea what this is. It's basically looking back on the past year of Trash Taste and giving out some awards to some memorable moments, I guess. Memorable characters. Yeah, I forgot we call it the awardee as well. We don't call it awards. But that's a you fuck up. That was a mean fuck up. Yeah.

Six years ago. Still living with that. Still living with that. On the subreddit. Yeah. Yeah. This is how it always works. Everything temporary or every fuck up is permanent.

Yeah. On the internet. Like the trash taste thumbnail? Yeah. I whipped that one, that boy up one evening. The one where we just ripped off Super Appatch Wolf. I think we did.

Did we? I'm pretty sure we did. I remember I designed it and I remember texting you guys being like, we need to think of a better. thumbnail system. And we never fucking did. We run with that shit for the past six years. Hey, I think it's iconic now. It is. Yeah. I've seen a lot of podcasts try to mimic it.

Yeah, definitely. I think we've reached a style. You're a visionary, Connor. What can I say? I'm lazy. Do you remember us doing the studio and us duct taping all the audio blankets on the roof? Yeah. And we're like, we'd probably get a more permanent solution to taping up the blankets on the roof. Still there, boys. And it's, uh, five years later, it is still there. I don't know how this shit hasn't fallen off yet. I'm being honest. It's weird how well it worked. That's the problem. It worked really well. And I guess there's no need to fix it. Yeah, definitely. Somehow hasn't fallen down on us yet. No. But hey, it's, it's all scuff. But it all

works. Just like trash taste. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, true to the spirit. Yes, the trash taste award. award were is your annual celebration of everything that happened in Trash Tastes in the previous year. Hell yeah. And the more this goes on, the more blurry it gets for us. And we have a bunch of categories.

Let's check it out. These cards are nice. Yeah, these are, these are some... These are nice cards. These got some bounce on them now. Bounce on them. Look at that. Bounce on it. Yeah. So what are the categories this year? Let's check it out. Oh, wow. We've got animations. All right, we have 21 categories to go through today, starting from hottest take of the year,

best out of context clip, best screen grab of the year, most degenerate moment, best bro shouldn't have let him cook moment, saltiest moment, most monkey moment, wildest guest episode, best story, biggest clown, biggest Chad, biggest W of the year, best meme, best mood on fact check of the year, best drip, best argument, most wholesome argument, most privileged moment, biggest I made at the fuck up award, best Patreon episode and of course the best episode of the year. Hell yeah. Beautiful. Do we have any new categories this year or?

I think. Oh, what's up? We have one extra one added which is the best anime club. Oh, best anime club is possible. Oh, we have one extra award, which is one thing we added in the, has it been a year? Has it only been a year? Since we added anime club? It's only been a year.

Yes. I finally pitched the boys an idea to force them to sit down and watch anime. And we started anime club this year. Hell yeah. So we, I thought it'd be nice to see what's the best anime from, or maybe it's not even an anime, maybe it's some of the other stuff we watch just for the media club. True, true, true. But how's it been watching modern anime, Joey?

Cause, uh... Yeah, it's been good. Yeah. I've been enjoying it. Yeah. Really? Yeah, there's actually some good ones. Yeah. I'll surprise, yeah. Had to, you know, kind of wade through the filth, but, you know.

Which one is your favorite, Joey? The JJK. You got the gojo glasses on right now, you know? I do have the jojo, yeah, Jojo glasses. Yeah, the gojo glasses on right now, Murasaki or whatever. But, yeah, I think, honestly, I don't know. We've seen quite a bit of good stuff on anime club, which has been nice, not just anime. Like, we've, obviously, you know, there's a couple of, like, the stinkers that we've watched as well, you know, for the...

Domestic girlfriend. Absolutely. We did that. Yeah, dude. You fucking recommended it. Oh, that was this year? Yeah. Oh.

I don't know if it's this year. I think it was like anime club number two or three. It was like really early on, I remember. Thanks for that, man. That was great. That was fucking fantastic. Yeah. I swear to God if it comes up in the category.

Should we jump into it? Yeah, let's just jump right into it. Let's start off with the hottest take of the year. We're starting out for the big one. Yeah, this is one of the big ones. Hottest take of the year. You know, I would say that... I honestly can't remember anything.

I don't think we... I don't think we had any hot takes this year. I don't think so. I feel like I said really normal things. We were kind of cool. I don't think I'd be on this at all. Yeah. I don't think I'm on this.

I think it's probably Joey and Garn. No, I don't have hot takes. I have good takes. That could be a new one. That could be a new hot take right there. All right. Hotest take of the year. What do we have?

The nominations. Okay. Sprite and lemonade are basically the same thing. Who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Oh, I said that. Did I?

Did you say? Maybe I said that. You know what's the scariest thing? about these, not only do we not remember them, but also these are one of the ones where it's like any one of us could have said this. Also, showering is a mental thing. It sounds like something I'd say.

But I don't know if I did say. Why is my smell tier list on here? Your smell tier. What is wrong with my smell tier list? I remember your smell tier list is so whack. You were like poop in the butt. S tier. Fresh rain. D tier.

Gasoline. S tier. It is S tier. Lemons. Low. Okay. Do you have clips for each one? Let's get the clips.

Alright, first one is Sprite and Lemonade are basically the same thing. I probably said this one, I think. Did you grow up with lemonade? Sprite is not lemonade. Uh, Sprite is lemonade. No, Sprite is lemonade. It was Joey. No, it's not.

What? Sprite is lemon lime. Kai, look it off. It's like a lemonade. It's a lemonade with lime. Oh, you said it is. Oh my God, it was the two of you. Yeah, I feel like I feel.

It was the two of you. Oh my God. No, Sprite is not a lemonade, but the first red post. says there is no difference between lemonade and spite. Conno, I found your old. That person's tongue is broken. Oh my God. Wait, so it's kind of all three of us saying this?

I was just reading Reddit, bro. Oh, okay. I was reading Reddit. Okay, it tastes the fucking same. One may have a little less sugar than the other. I love that we can walk around on that episode. Yeah, yeah. That was a fun episode.

That was really, that was a very, very fun episode. All right, so it's like. Smelt tier list, you don't need a clip of this. I do. No, we need to see what you put. I need to see exactly which part of the smell tier list is nominated here. I think lavender is like pretty mid, actually.

Your shit. So crazy. It's all right. Out of all like the smells, I never go to lavender and be like, it's all right. You're so dumb. That's just my pick as well.

It's so whack, I'm not even in the clip. Like, I just left. Joey fucking left. You can use tired of your shit. Citrus is like estia. The smell of clean. Oh my. It is.

It is. You're just a citrus hater. I'm not gonna, we can't, we can't redo this conversation. Oh, we can't redo it. Uh, Tune on pizza, sure. Yeah, all right, all right. I know Tune on pizza, bro. I know I like that.

I like Tune on pizza. What? You don't know this? No, when have you mentioned this? I love Tune on pizza. It's fucking good. It's good, it's good shit, man. It's not. It's not. This is ridiculous.

Okay, wait, who said popcorn is a scam? Yeah, let's see this one. That's a gaunt thing to say. Let's see this one. That's such a gaunt thing to say. I'm just there for the popcorn. Everything else is in the way. Popcorn is the biggest scam

in the fucking world, man. It is, you don't need popcorn to watch a film. It's so wrong. So wrong. You know, I looked at this, I thought. I feel like that's a Connor thing to say. I would know, I love popcorn. No, no, no, I knew it wasn't a conno thing.

I was debating between whether you and I would say that. Okay, who said showering is a mental. That's like that's gotta. Yeah, but it just like feels gross sometimes. But it's a mental thing. Fucking stinky boy confirmed right here, bro. Showering really about getting clean? No, it's a lot.

It's a mental thing. It's totally a mental thing. Wait, what? Ask anime fans. I did say that, I guess. And Gant isn't a fan of European coffee sizes. Was this because you didn't like the small coffees? Yeah. You're so dumb.

I want it just like a little bit of a bigger coffee. I remember this take. I remember this take. I don't need to hear it. You know, that's why they have to drink like 70 coffees a day then. What's wrong with that? Well, I don't smoke, so I don't want a smoke break, but I would love 15 coffee breaks a day.

They're microdosing on caffeine. They are. They are. No wonder you fucking love Europe so much, man. I can love Europe. All right. Any more or is that? That's it. All right. That's it. What you think deserves it, fellas? Honestly, Tuner on pizza is like, what were you cooking there? I think that's the easiest entry. Like when you look at this list, if I'm not really that invested, I think, nah, I don't do. I don't agree with that. Honestly, I think sharring is a mental thing might be one of the top can do it. Showering is a mental I think that is definitely a top contender, but that was crazy.

To fight you on this, but it's the mental thing. I don't, whatever. All right, well, there's only one way to find out. All right, let's go in order. I guess I'll go in order. I'll start things off with the hottest take of the year. Connor, you won the last year, right? I don't know if I feel like you won most years.

I feel like he wins all the fucking hot taste that you. Yeah, I feel like Connor must have won last year, right? Well, okay, the hottest take of the year, of the year goes to- Not me, not me, not me, please. Showering is a mental thing. Woo! Do I get a trophy?

Oh, you get a trophy, dude. Oh, thank you, Gustav. Our boy Gustav came through this year with specific trophies so we can actually see how many we actually want this year. What the fuck? We have 20 of them over there. Yeah.

There you go, congrats. Oh, we have that many trophies? Yeah, we don't have 20. No, no. Well, thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. You know, it's hard coming up with consistent hot takes at the podcast. Give me things fresh. But I'm always down to reinvent the take, reinvent an argument. And I think that's what it's about.

If you guys would be so kind of rewind back about a couple of minutes to Connor saying, I don't have any hot takes. I don't have any. They're not hot. I think that's what makes a good hot take is that I genuinely believe it. I don't, there's none of these things, I don't fake these arguments. I believe everything. That makes it sound like we're faking the arguments. Yeah, right? Your heart is not in there. Your heart is not in it when you said lavender is D tier.

I know you don't actually believe that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. All right, let's see a breakdown. How yeah, yeah, yeah, let's see the breakdown. What's the breakdown for it? Okay, so Conner's one with 34.6%. How was my second place was the smell tier list? What?

I'm so sad. That would have been such a good one. And third place was Connor saying that Sprite and Lemonator basically the same thing. You said it too, bitch. Why am I being there? What the fuck? Hey, I'm a man with no hot takes, as you can see. Did Connor win last year?

I just, I just need to know. They can check. I need to know. I think I've won this a lot, I feel like. I do say things. You do. You certainly say some things. I say things, oftentimes, I regret.

But not my takes. That's so funny. Yeah, who won last year? I don't even remember what the last year's hot take even was because we say so many fucking hot takes. It's funny because the one I remember, you said all bread tastes the same, and then after that, blank.

Yeah. Yeah. It was honestly it's normal to, uh, clean whether we'd be bad. He's just a filth machine, bro. Dude, this is ridiculous. One W after another corner. Damn, bro.

It's an honor I finally get a trophy. Yeah, never stop giving the hot taste one. Yeah. Next category, shall I take this one? Yeah, take this one. Yeah, the next category is... Best Out of Context clip. This is always my personal favorite.

These are the best ones. Let's watch our best out of context clips of the year. Okay. That first one. Oh yeah. I remember this one. This always great.

This has to win, bro. What? Play it. Do you think there should be some, like, things that adults shouldn't touch? Oh, God. That should. Okay, actually, yeah. I can give you one.

It made sense in context. It made sense in context, guys. Children, actually. That's one thing adults should. Like, I love my favorite part of that clip is how it took Connor and I, like, a second to, like, actually process what the fuck you just said. It made sense in context. This isn't fair. I think the next one is also gone, from what I remember. Oh, God.

Okay. When the last time we slept together? In the same room, in the same room, in the same room. It did, fuck. I love that he asked is just so nonchalantly. He was like, who's lost I slept together? I just wanna know. It was so earnest is what made it so good.

Yeah, it was like, you know. I was just curious, I don't even remember the context of that one, if I'm being honest. I genuinely... All right, and next one is also bang-up, butter chicken jihad. Oh, God. What's the butlerian jihad? Of course I saw butter-chicken.

I was like, I was fucking did it. It was a butter chicken jihad. If you were a terrorist, that your name would be. Watch out, it's the bottom chicken brian. That sounds like a spice level. I can smell them. That was the opener as well. That was the cold open.

Oh my God. I don't remember this one. This is when we were rating the aura of the anime characters. Okay, let's see. Let's see. Well, she has moments. She has moments, but she's a little too, you know. She do be autistic.

Oh my God. Am I wrong? Are you implying autism is negative origin? No, that's why we love free rent, bro. She do be autistic. Oh my, fuck. I don't even remember you saying that. I knew immediately it was me,

because only I phrased things like this. I never say it like, she do be autistic. She do be autistic. Okay. I'm not gonna be scammed before I'm racist. What is this one? This might be me. Like, I'm not gonna get scammed before I'm a racist.

God damn, Pete. Oh my God. What's the context of that? I have no idea. Please. Yeah, LA. Oh, something in LA. That makes sense.

Oh, yes. He said it with such conviction. This next one is definitely me. I know it's me in my heart. I wonder if it is someone else. I think the whole, Kyle, can you, can you search free rent feats? Well, okay.

I feel like I would ask that. You said that. It's just average day. What was the context? Do you remember? No, he doesn't. No, I think I remember. I think the context was that, even though Free Wren is not like a sexual character,

people were like sexualizing. her when the show came out because of her feet. Oh no, we were discussing whether it counts is like fan service or nods. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah. The answer is yes. It was, uh... According to the internet, the answer is absolutely yes.

It was an educational request. Yeah, very educational request. We have another page though. Yeah. Damn, she kind of looked like my mom. Okay. What's this one? Damn, she kind of looked like my mom.

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What the fuck? What the fuck is the context behind that? What could that possibly be? Oh, no, I remember it was the Thai hentai. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it was. Oh, God.

Okay. What is the next one? I think this is me. I don't know what this is either. I can't fuck my mom all my oldest. Yeah, but I'm kind of into it, so. Wait, what? The title is different.

What the fuck? Why did I say that? Why did you say that, Jerry? God, I'm so sorry. Are we missing one? Oh, okay. No, that's it. That was the context of that.

That was a different one for the entire episode. That's a different one from the entire episode. So what the hell could the context, we talk about fucking mothers quite a lot. I know. I'm here for it. Let's say more. Ladies and gentlemen, should we find out what? What do you think?

What do you think is gonna be the winner? That's a hard one. The Gaunt one is my favorite. Which one? The Gaunt one is my favorite. Which one? Oh, yeah, I think that one's the winner. All right, let's find out.

Oh, the racist one is pretty good. Yeah. Drum roll, please. And the award goes to, for the best out of context clip, what's something that adults shouldn't touch? Why? Why? Congratulations, God!

This year, out of every year, I win that one. There you go, bro. Congrats, Khan. Thank you. There's a list with your name on it somewhere. Of course, the year the list comes out is the year. It's the year that wins. Just the earnestness of it was just so good.

Oh, my God. What was the breakdown of this one? I'm sure this one was a close one. Maybe it, maybe not. Oh, actually was pretty close. Oh, yeah, it was really close. So that was the first place. Second place was, I can't fuck my mama older system,

but I'm kind of into it. And third place was butter chicken jihad. When was the last time we slept together? Uh-huh. Uh, damn she kind of looked like my mind. Oh, man. That was my favorite one. That was my favorite one.

That only got 10%. I'm surprised. Damn. That was a pretty even breakdown. Yeah, it was really close, actually. Well, congrats. Congrats, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you very much. What's the next award? Ooh, best screen grab of the year. Oh, always love this one too. Yeah. All right, let's check out the nominees. Uh, I fucking love the first framing. That's like last dinner, last dinner vibes, man.

Yeah. That is last dinner frame. Last testament. We actually framed it one for one the same. Yeah, I think so. He's reaching from his penis. What the hell? I can barely see that picture. Also, you're so wide.

Yeah, I don't know why this picture is so wide. We have meme format where I guess I'm looking like zooming in. Oh, that is a pretty good meme form. Yeah. The fuck my life gone. Oh my God. Dude, that was my favorite moment. I knew that was, oh my God.

Find someone who yearns for you the way Connor yearns for the outdoors. You're just like, I remember that scene because we filmed it, and I remember they wanted us all in the scene, but I remember wondering like, why? Because it was just gone asking questions for the section. Yeah, yeah, it was. And then I think I dozed off, like thinking about something,

because the scene obviously is really short in the thing, but it was quite long. So I was like, that's from the Final Fantasy 14, uh, after that video we do. Abroad in Cuba because he looks like Fidel Castro's cramp. And then the next one. Next page. This is getting out of hand.

Me and Doug Doug. You are, oh, I thought that was actually you twice. Yeah. Wait, that's crazy. I don't want to be racist, but all white people would be. White people with beard. Holy shit. You know, you know that meme where someone has like a white beard with a meme?

I'm like a white person with a beard. White beard with a beard. What did I say? The one person. A white person with a beard and he gets posts on the subreddit and it's like, is this Connor? Yeah. I'm like, this is that, but you know how I feel every time someone posts a Bollywood actor. And they're like, is this Joey?

Locked character. I don't know what this is from. What is that from? But you do look like a locked character. I don't know what this is from. Why are you standing like that from? Is it like, what is the game that's there as well? I don't know what the hell any of this is.

I don't know why, though. Gone to question mark. Someone, I forgot what, I think it was at AFA or something. I can't remember which convention it was. No, it's got to be AX because there's a big Geeks Plus sign

in the background. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, someone caught me at the Geeks Plus booth and then they were like, can one of the staff members take a picture for me? And that's the result. What is Joey doing while he's sucking a gliz? I'm sucking down a glis.

I'm so happy with these two where Chris proposes to me. And then me being morbidly obese. Holy shit, a hot dog VA. Did he propose? Is that the aftermath of Chris proposing to you? He was filming me in front of a dinosaur.

Yeah, I was about to ask what the context of this one. From like Pete's stream, it looked like he was like proposing. He's on both knees. Do you have a personal favorite? Go back to the first page? I do like the meme format. Yeah, I like the abroad and Cuba. I do also like the abroad and Cuba.

He does look like Fidel Castro's grander. I like the first one. The first one just looks like a Renaissance painting. It does. It does like a Renaissance. Modern day Renaissance painting. So she would just like, pointing for like, what's... He's like Judas.

Yeah. He's reaching for his penis. That one, I'm gone. Garn's eyes. And now, go on. I was so fucking funny. Oh, but what's the winner, Jerry? All right, let's find out the winner of the best screen grab

of the year. It goes to... He's reaching for his penis! I guess I was reaching for my penis. Well, there you go, Connor. Here's your penis award. Thank you. You're just collecting these trophies, bro.

Damn, he's like Kendrick. But do you not have to reposition your balls? Yeah? Yeah, I find that quite uncomfortable. I mean, yeah, but... Was that what you actually doing? Uh, yeah. I mean, that's not what it is.

How often do you reposition your balls mid-podcast? Like, how is it? wants a podcast. Do you don't have to do this like every podcast? No. No. You both don't get like in a uncomfortable position after. Now you're mentioning yeah. I'm, I have large balls. Yeah, thanks for pointing out my Asian heritage. Go on. Okay. So it's like, it's like maneuvering fucking two Sisyphus rocks over here. I'm like, I'm pushing them up the fucking hill every podcast episode. Well, mine's just like a quick fix. Yours is like full constructions. I have to like fully like get in there and like untuck it. You know, it's a whole thing. Um, look at the breakdown. Wow,

That wasn't even close, yeah. And second place, well, second place. Oh, fuck my life. I mean, that is a great one. Hot dog VA. Hot dog VA. What's Joey doing? Meme format.

Oh, meme format was quite low. Yeah. Damn. Oh, there you go, Connor. We love seeing you reach for your penis, apparently. Oh. It's just God's. What was God looking at?

That's what makes it. I don't really understand. Burr's looking directly at it. Maybe I'm talking about mommy nose breast or something. I don't know. I have no idea. Something horrendous Joey said. Yeah, probably.

True. You're like, oh, God. Yeah. This is Christ. Right. Next up, we have most degenerate moments. This is the one I always worry about. I feel like we haven't gone too degenerate this time.

I don't know. We're maturing, right? We're maturing. Okay, well, I mean, the first one's literally gone showing his nipple hair on Patreon. Oh, fuck. We did do that. A lot of these are gone. When the, the, what the fuck did you show you a nipple hair?

Yeah, do you remember this? Yes, like, is it, did he have a weird amount of nipple hair? Yes, actually, I do remember that. I forgot about this. Play the clip. You, this for you patrons. Okay, okay. All right. Is this... It's weird, it's weirdly isolated. But you also have quite long chest hair as well, so I think that's natural.

Dude, the, the zoom in was diabol. I didn't know that, Moodan zoomed in. Moonard did you so dirty, my God. With that zoom in, bro. What the fuck? Bro. The boys rank attractive body parts. I'm a new one.

Not my one guilty kind. No, no, your one guilty pleasure is your one guilty pleasure. So it's amazing. Yeah, that's amazing. Back, I like back too. Backy eyes. That's all way, way. You don't like back?

This is just us fucking having a boys moment. Yeah, this isn't degenerate. It's not degenerate. This is like the most normal boys conversation. We're being very sophisticated in this conversation. Watching hentai together, that was probably degenerate. That was... That was a little bit degenerate.

That was a little bit degenerate. That was fun though. It was fun. That was fun. Gahn has a question. What is the question? Question that is a lot less wholesome. But going on to like the second cousin thing.

This is just purely just out of curiosity, right? Okay. So how far removed do you have to be for it to count as incest? I think it is second cousin. It's just a genuine question. And you know what? I can't put the full blame on you here because we did go, embarrassingly deep into this conversation.

That was a jet, like, I think it's important. I remember being like a 20 minute conversation about like, so where's the line? I need to know before I commit to this decision. Established that we've all gooned on a plane. People were very shocked by this. Yeah, I remember. Have you ever gooned?

Uh, I know you're gonna say yes, I have. In an airplane. Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah. Dude, if I'm on a fucking 12 hour flight, oh my God. I need something to. Bro.

I mean, dude, those 12-hour flights along. What are you gonna do? Yeah, I remember the reaction to this is that people were like very weirded out, but I thought it was like, people just did it. I thought every guy did this. Yeah. Look, when we were hormonly charged teenagers, I'm like, fuck me, man. Yeah, dude. Fuck, I need to let some steam off.

All right. Why do I have obsessions with anime armpits? Yo, Kai. Google search armpits. search armpit shots anime and see what pops up. Was this the same conversation? Was this the same conversation as free, you went free? Wow, look at that.

Oh, wow. Yeah, but these, most of these feel like they, okay, the climbing one. Yeah. I feel like that was a show where they decided to make a show about armpits and found the best vehicle for it. Yeah. We can't show any of this.

We can't show any of that. I mean, we did somehow in the original episodes, apparently. Okay, how's our Google search history? It's normal. It's fine. What are you gonna do? It's three boys. Yeah.

You know? Honestly, bro, man. I don't know. I feel like we haven't been as degenerate compared to the last couple of years. I feel like watching Hento together was pretty degenerate. I mean, that was pretty degenerate. So I feel like that's gonna win. We bonded.

We do. That was a bonding experience. That was a fun boys in night. Should we see what won? All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen, the most degenerate moment goes to, Oh, establishing all the boys have gooned on a plane. What?

No, put it away, because we all want that one. We don't want this. We don't want that. We all want that. All right, I'll take it then. I think this one probably won by quite a lot. Oh my God, that's a massive victory. Oh my God, 41%. Oh my Lord.

What the fuck? Yeah, I figured it would be a big amount of... How is watching henside together, not even top two? Yeah, that's crazy. That is crazy. Yeah, more guys need a goon on a plane, but... Legit. Join the Mile High Club.

Mile Solo Club. Yeah, Miles Solo Club. That's crazy. All right, whatever. We'll take those. That was all three of us kind of win, so... Okay. A win? Is it a win?

Is it a W? Or is it a, is it a, When the W is rancid, but we'll take it. Okay. The next award. Okay. Best, bro should not have let him cook moment. We've had quite a few of those, if I remember correctly.

I guess so. Yeah. Do you have any of the spring to mind before we? I mean, what did you say last episode? Okay. Okay. I didn't say anything bad. Let's see about this one.

Let's see what the nominations are. Rudy is winning the anime Titi battle tournament. So that's all three of us. Okay. Okay. Gant calling Nukitashi the Guna Klanat. Wait, what? You did? You said that? I don't remember this. Wait, play the clip. Oh my God. This is the Guna Klanat, I guess. Maybe, yeah, maybe this is like, what was the context of that? I love how also none of us disagreed on that. Yeah. The boys choosing each those outfits during the race across Tokyo. That was just fun.

That was fun. That was fun. I was so fun. I just, I just, my questionable gloves I bought. I love the moment where you're like, these are some cool ass gloves. Yeah.

And they're like, hang on a second. What is that? And then you know who did that too? Osama bin Laden. What was this? What the fuck? I was definitely Connor said this. Yeah, dude, he has no aura.

What do you mean he has no, he literally like, blows up an entire fire up an entire fucking building just to... Yeah, you know who did that too? Osama bin Laden. No or. Osama ST. You can't say that, bro.

Why can't I say that? That's my... It's true. Jesus Christ. I want the argument by sacrificing credibility. Oh my God, bro. What are they, what's the... Is it a Mark Twaincoat, uh, the quote?

It's, uh, don't argue with an idiot because he'll, uh, he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Yeah. Legit. I don't know, bro. I have a feeling the Osama bin Laden one's going to live. I don't know. Maybe rudious there. You reckon?

Yeah, because I mean, he's, to a lot of people worse than Osama bin Laden. You need a stop talking. Bravo. Oh my God. Can I nominate another one? I don't know if you ask Reddit. How's the champagne eating, bro?

Yeah, it's pretty good. All right, well, let's, uh, should you see what won? All right, let's find out. It's me, it's me. It's you. Ladies and gentlemen, yeah. Can we get a drum roll, please?

The best bro should not have let him cook moment. Goes to. You know who did that too. Yay! Oh, love it. Oh, do. Osama! Oh, thank you.

Thank you. I'll take another award. You got so many awards. Jesus Christ. How much did this win by? I need to know. Maybe not that much, I think. But 51-0-1.

The biggest win so far. Wow, Rudius winning the tournament was second? Told you, I told you that'd be second. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't think anyone cares about Yeah, Tashi. Yeah, that's true. It must have been the Guna clan ad.

Yeah, I guess so. Look, I said that to win a petty argument. What was the argument again? It was if that fate character had aura. But to be honest with you, I didn't remember who the character was. And afterwards that episode, I ended up watching a clip

and I was like, huh, he doesn't have it. He just heard blowing up the building and was like, Osama. I like locked in like Gojo fucking unlocking purple

to rip that one out. You saw the route to victory. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, this is gonna break a genus. This is my only way out. I can win this argument, but it won't cost.

So, hey, look, I'm glad I won. but at what cost, I sacrificed my own sensibility. God damn, bro. Oh, congrats. Oh, congrats. You're three for five right now. Well, one of them was a group effort. That's true. All right, next one. Saltiest Moment. Let's see what the nominations are. Gant capsizing almost immediately during the winter special. How salty were you with that? Were you salty or were you just like disappointed in yourself? I was feeling a lot of, I was an emotional roller coaster, man.

I was like, I'm gonna get this. I'm gonna do this well. I didn't, you know, you know the thing that hurts the most about this? Immediately before, the sound guy, who you can see in the back, yeah, in the back right there. He mics me up and he tells you one thing. He tells me, whatever you do, don't capsize. And I was like, I got it. Boss man, I got it.

Don't worry. Two seconds later. He pushes me off. And then two seconds later, it happens. And the first thing, it wasn't me that was salty because the first thing I do is I immediately stand up and I look at the camera guy. And my God, the fucking look on his face, man.

It's like this motherfucker. I know he was like murdering me with his eyes. Yeah, legit. That wasn't your fault. I'm so glad that was caught on camera because like I remember I was looking at you and then I'm like, okay, I should like set up. And then I just heard sploosh!

And then I turned around and you're fucking half submerging the water. Yeah, I was just praying they caught it on camera. And luckily they were rolling all time. It's the slowest capsizing ever. It's like you're being fucking waterboarded, like dunking you in. Fucking trying to get you out. They just kept dunking you in. It's like a baptism, bro.

It was so fucking funny. All right. Second one is Pete not getting to meet Michael Koji Fox when we shot the episode. Oh, he was so angry about it. Oh, my God. He was genuinely... Whoa. Oh.

Oh. And then we got... Oh, yeah. Let's reply it. But I was wondering, did I offend you guys? Did I say something on stream or social media that betrayed our friendship? Because at the time of this recording, I just saw on my feed that you had Koji Michael Foxx as your guest. And I didn't get a fucking invite?

I'm sorry? There's only four mine. I don't care. I would have watched from the windows. I'm like the SpongeBob meme of the guy looking down and everyone having fun. I'm the loser who's in the corner saying they don't know I played last remnant. And you guys were like, oh, I don't know that one. That is the grossest affront to our friendship I've ever fell in my entire life. Oh, we love you, Pete.

Oh, man, Pete. Hell yeah. And then we had Sydney losing to Connor and the wines really have rematch. I forgot this was this year. Oh, dude, I tried so goddamn hard to win this just to fucking rub this. Is this the one where I just got so drunk that I just was like really rude to everyone? Yes. Yes. Did you give me a watch?

Yeah, should we give it a watch? Let's go! Let's go! Fuck! John Perry ate the third! Fuck you, Cindy! You lose again! Let's go!

John Perry ate the third! Let me suck your ghost off. I'm dog! God man. Holy shit. How many drinks are we have on this one? Like 10? Like, yeah.

Like, it was like 10.11. Oh, I know Sidney's piss, because she didn't even say anything. She didn't say anything, man. Said absolutely nothing. Out of all of the times, Sydney was silent. And do you know how rare that is? That is rare. That is rare.

Not as rare as you spoiling one piece for me, God. Oh, I remember. Okay. That is not my fault. Oh, really? Is it not your fault? It's literally not my fault. Could have asked how far I am, could have checked.

You said you were in the whitebeard war arc, so. Yeah. So, you know. I'm not finished. All right. All right, let's, let's, let's, uh, which one do you think is going to win, boys. Start your alienware journey with the streamlined Alienware 15. We designed this machine to refine the essentials, creating a more focused gaming laptop for players who demand quality without the clutter.

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I don't want to vote for my wife on this one. You're going to vote of Sydney? I think it's between Sydney and Pete, but let's find out. The winner of the saltiest moment of all time. This year. Of this year. Oh, of this year is drum roll. is Sydney was in the car.

I'm glad Sydney earned a trophy. You won an award. Take this home to you won a trophy. She won it. It's got to be the most by far. It has to be. Yeah. No.

Oh, wow. Oh yeah, see? It was between Pete and Sydney. Yeah. It was actually really close. That was really, really close. Holy shit. Hell yeah.

Well, well done, Sydney. You suck. You suck and wine. Congratulations. on earning your trophy. Yeah. Well deserved, I'd say. Very salty.

Yeah. Well, particularly salty moment in the year. I will award this to Sydney myself. Yeah, there you go. She'll be happy to know how she got it. Yeah, you can drink wine from it to celebrate. Can you actually? Well, yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Go clean it out. It's a proper. No holes, proper club. There you go. All right. What's the next award?

Next one we got E. E.U.S. Most monkey moment. I mean, yeah. I mean, is there. any future where Connor doesn't win this one? I think I, I don't think I won this every time, have I? Really?

I feel like you have, bro. Well, let's see what the options are. All right, let's see what the options are. Do I accidentally... Okay, dead. Oh, no, I already know what's gonna win this one. Fuck, sake. Oh, fuck.

This is where I win most monkey? No, you're not gonna win this one. Go, let's see the clip. Let's see the clip. Let's go over the fingers, dude. Why not? It's the innocent. It's just like that this looks like good gloves, man.

I genuinely had no idea. Dad, this pattern is sick, man. I just love the cross motif. Yeah, I was like, oh, fingerless gloves, cool. Oh, and I love this one. The boy's not getting mixing balls, like Wheel of Fortune on Patreon. Yeah, what is this?

No, there's no end. Oh, okay. Can I? What? My thing? I'm looking at it now, and I'm like, how did we not get this? Oh my God. so, so dumb.

What? Oh my God! I got it? You got it. We didn't know the word mixing. Oh, do we have one brain cell collectively? What the heck? I was like, what the fuck is a maiving ball?

A miving bowl? I was going into like Chinese, I was like, Biching ball? Biching ball. Oh my God. Yeah, that was pretty fucking monkey. Alright, and then of course we have the... This one's gonna win.

Classic conno-saying ching ching instead of Chongqing. Play the clip. Fucking, no. He couldn't do it. Because the moment we get to ching chong, he'd be like, I can't say it. I can't say. Chong ching. It's the fucking pause.

It's just, this really looking at this clip and just me and Chris immediately face palming at the same time. We all silently was just like, did he just say that? I fall so bad that I fucked those two up. And there was this last one here.

Goat thing you can only do as a child. I definitely said this. Yeah, you definitely did. Goat thing you could only do as a child. Shit yourself. Bro loves shitting himself. It's my favorite hobby, bro. I love shitting myself.

Why is your obsessive with shitting yourself? I mean, look, there's nothing stopping me from doing it now. Whoa, did you do it? Hey, y'all what, Puth? Thankfully, I haven't shit myself in quite a while, I will just say that. How long, when's the last time you shit yourself? Probably, I mean, does like being sick count? No.

than like high school. Oh. Oh, okay. I've shit myself many times while I've been sick. Did you my sick? Like fucking stomach bug and shit. You shit. I have shit.

I always make it to the toilet. I did not. Like, once last time you had a fart that was a little bit too wet. Oh, probably like three days ago. I don't keep track of these things. Probably like not even a week ago. Oh.

I mean, I would say, under any other circumstances, These are some pretty strong contenders. These are really really, really, these are some really, really strong contenders. Is this one? Is you? Oh, it is you. Oh, it is gone.

It is me, it is me. All right, is Connor gonna get this one? Let's see. All right. I already know, I already know. Give me my damn trophy. All right, well, the most monkey award goes to Connor accidentally saying ching ching

instead of Chong Ting. There you go. You're officially Chinese. I got like 10 angry emails for that. Really? So racist. How dare you? I was like, dude, I just fucked up.

Oh, I thought. Holy shit, 63%. Look, I didn't need a fucking poll to tell you that. Fucking hell. Look, I will say, I do think that that clip in itself deserves like one of the, recording one of the funniest moments

I've ever had on trash tape. It is the funniest moment. One of the funniest moments. So funny. But this is the internet. You know, we'll let the meme die here because I can see this getting out of hands, removing the original context. Uh-huh.

But in context, fucking hilarious. Fucking. Absolutely hilarious. That's just an honest mistake. Because people were trying to repeat it to me. And I was like, don't, don't. When people tried to repeating it out of context, that's when it gets out of half. It's like, don't let this be my legacy.

I'm like, no, you're just being racist. Don't just say it, Linton. But unintentionally, in context, it was hilarious. Sure, sure. Well, I meant no ill by it, and I apologize. He got the award, we'll let it in here. Yes, this is last hurrah. All right, next award.

All right, let's find out. Wildest guest episode. I mean, I feel like this year, we've gotten to a kind of like healthy rhythm with trash taste, where a lot of the guest episodes are just our mates now. Yeah, legit. Yeah, just our normal.

more recording rates. Yeah, I'm trying to remember what what guest episodes did we have. Remember no more because we can look at the nominations. Let's check it out. Uh, Josh Strife Haymouse. Okay. Oh, that was this year. Dillon goo. Oh, my God. I forgot all of these are this year. Wow, we had like, what, six weeks with those four guest episodes. It's weird how we just do that.

Sometimes I have guest episodes back to back to back. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Kevin Penkin. Our boy. What else we are? Salia Mackey. Oh, yeah. Sallie came back. That's right. Lodwig, Michael Koji Fox, the goat, Ladybeard. The goat. Oh my God, Ladybeard.

Pete again. We got Ethan, Harry Benny, and the latest one was Chris. Yeah. Yeah. No, maybe we did have more guests than I thought this is last year. Apparently 12 episodes we have here. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah.

I think that's a healthy amount for sure. Yeah. Some of those were wild. I think I know what's going to win because one of them was very wild. The last Chris one was the most wild. If it wasn't that, like as the wildest guest, Ladybeard? True.

I feel like Lady Beard was kind of on better behavior than the first time. You know what the craziest sweatshop ever was when, like, during the Lady Beard app, he was like asking us about investing. I was like, what is this? This is the wildest switch of a guest ever. That's how you know we became the on-compaquip. I would say like, like, hurry Benny had some wild stories. Oh yeah, about like tattooing the ants in the guy's ass. Yeah.

I remember that one. Had some wild-out-out-out stories. I mean, every single episode has been absolutely fantastic. So shout out to everyone who joined us for this year. Yeah. But there can only be one winner, unfortunately. Let's find out, ladies and gentlemen. All right.

Yes. Drum roll, please. The wildest guest episode goes to Lady Beard's second episode. Oh, let's go! Damn. Hell yeah, let's go, Ladybeard. Wow, this one's for you. Ladybeard aura is too strong.

That one... We'll be sending this out to Ladybeard. Holy shit. That one was very close. Yeah, second place was Chris. Chris, yeah, I'm surprised. Not surprising. I had mouse or so doing well.

Yeah, Pete was doing pretty well. Michael Koji Fox. I don't remember the Michael Koji Fox one being wild. A lot of, I would say, instead of wild, a lot of these guest episodes were very informative. Yeah. Like, talking to me, Michael Koji Fox, that was like, I learned a lot. Yeah. You know.

I think that was my personal favorite guest episode just because of the, like, the, the school insider knowledge that we don't normally get on the part. Totally. From, you know, we, obviously, I love all the guests, but I particularly enjoyed the information he was able to share with us in the process. I feel like there are a few guest episodes here, like Josh Strife Hayes as well. I felt like, I said nothing in that episode. It was, it was the Josh Strife Hayes podcast featuring Trash Day.

It was like, it was so. interesting as well, just seeing his, hearing his insights on all of these, like... He's just so damn eloquent. He is. He is. It's like he was reading off a script. I was like, how do you talk like that off the rip? Because I've been like, we've been podcasting for six years now and I'm like, bro, teach me.

I'm like, please start a podcast. Like, how do I, how do I get this eloquent whenever I talk, man? But yeah, shout out, Lady Beard, we'll be sending this out to you in the coming weeks. So, enjoy it. Hell yeah. Thank you very much. We'll put that back. All right. Let's check out the next one. Best story. Best story. All right. And the nominees are as follows. Pete getting on the front page of the BBC. Wait, I don't remember this one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's in Wales. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they're like, oh, we'd love to interview you as well, Pete. So Pete, you know, Pete just nails it. He's just being so funny. He's playing it R. Pete. You know, he's playing the American who wants to find his Welsh, Irish,

British roots to like 11. It's so funny, he kills it. He's just, he's a natural, he's phenomenal. And later, so later that day as well, with this interview, they posted mine to like social and stuff. And I got like tagged in it. I was like, oh, that's nice, thank you. But Pete, they posted Pete's to the actual like BBC page.

So like on the like full interview, like if you went to the BBC app that day on videos, it'd be like one of the top ones. And Pete's like, yeah, man, I'm like, one-tenth Welsh or something. Maybe more worse than the people here. Man, Peter's so much fucking aura that he can do that, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. He's one-tenth of his power to get all the BBC front page. Michael Koji Fox getting roped into joining a band. This is pretty the story about the primals, maybe?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is about the primals. Let's hear about it. You're in a band. Called the primals. Oh, yes, I am. How did that come along?

Can you explain the primals to me? Okay. So the primals are in Final Fantasy 14, you know that the summons are called the primals. Yeah. And we cover the

songs for the primals raids. Actually, it's not just primals anymore, but they're of the raid music. We do rock covers of those songs. That's so cool. In a live venues. That's so sad. That entire episode was just like great stories.

Yeah. Right. And so much insight. Also, Sokin is the, coolest fucking dude. Oh my god. Yeah. Michael's wall obviously but so can bro. Bro. Bro had aura. Oh God, the craziest task. Oh God. This is the one I was just talking about probably. Yeah. Already been his craziest tattoo request. Let's play it. It was like some of like the weirdest things you've had to do or some out there designs. There's a few of them. I'm so curious.

I feel like Joey asked me about this in a previous encounter and I see the problem is like of Of course I wouldn't, I don't want to like out anybody. No, no, no, totally understandable. Yeah, because you're going to say like a particular tattoo or a tattoo on you're like, wait, I'm, I don't have to say the person's name. But if I say a person came and got multiple midget pygmy pegacorns with fat bellies, I'm sorry, what is that? No, no, there could be multiple people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think that?

You think? Okay, and then just drive Hayes playing dead RPG. games. As far as the most cursed, I've played so many MMO RPGs that have, you know, launched with the best intentions, they have died. I've played ones that have launched as complete scams and have then died. Scamming in the MMO world is massively prevalent. People saying on Kickstarter, you know, give me a million pounds, I'll make your ideal MMO and then they just run off with it. But as far as the most cursed personally, it would be probably my favorite MMO that is now shut down a game called Otherland. Broke continuously speaks in cursive. It's like,

It's like actually no fair. Like, I'm just listening to this guy talking. I'm just like, how do you speak incursive like this? Yeah. At all times. Yeah, I mean, I think, like, three of these are guest episodes and Pete, because Pete has to speak his way somewhere. Oh, actually, no, yeah.

I don't count Pete as a guest. He's a boy. He's a boy now. Fifth member. Fifth member. And, yeah, some of these had some insane stories that couldn't all be encapsulated in just one. clip. Yeah, just go on watch the episodes, guys. Yeah, because I think it's always refreshing to hear

someone's perspective from like, I guess, someone who works in the industry or an industry like we are unfamiliar with. And it's generally just really interesting just to be able to hear about something you know nothing about. Yeah, I thought I didn't know or care anything about tattoos, but hearing Hori talk about it was really cool. Yeah. The Japan scene. Yeah. It's really interesting. It's not a totally. What a cool story. Yeah, absolutely. And very, very, very, very I think what we're gonna as a guest. Yeah, I mean, honestly, all these are great stories, but they can only be one, boys.

Drum roll, please. Oh, the winner of the best story goes to Pete getting on the front page of the BBC. I think people just see Pete and click it. Yeah, I think so. It was like Pete, Pete, Pete's got one trophy with three labels on it, so what? Oh my God.

Pete's got his own trophy. Pete has his own fucking custom trophy. What? What is it saying? What does it say? Number one dad, which is true. It says Pete the goat, which is also true. And this is certified gigacad.

Why does he get three fucking labels? Also, okay, look, he does not deserve this way. Harry told the story. Horry's talking about, yeah, first, I deserve the win. And second, Horry tattooing someone's anus is objectively crazy. Than getting a front page article on the BBC. But people just love Pete. People just love Pete.

So Pete, so Pete, uh, we're going to be sending this one to you. Uh, so enjoy it. Show it on stream. What have you. Well done.

All right. You had to get at least one win. It's a trash taste awards. All right. Okay. Hey, y'all's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up?

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We got biggest clown. Here we go. Well, I'll take another award. Well, let's see. Let's see. Because the lineups change every year. Yeah. Who are the nominees for biggest clown this year? Joey? Of course we have to get some of the worst screenshots. Screenshot, Joey. That's from my second channel video where I tested all Japanese YouTube trends and I did the Mentos Coke in my mouth.

Oh, that's... Oh, I thought you were spitting that out. Oh, you're deep-throading that. No, it's like fucking shooting the back of my. For some reason I thought you were like puking the owl. That's what it looked like from my uncle. And then he was gone, goon-y. And then Connor is eating shit.

Yeah, I'm jumping into a fucking tremble. And that might be the worst photo of Chris I've ever seen in my life. I like how Chris is just in here by, you know, just by default. By default now. Wait, is that it? Is that it? That's it. What the fuck?

It's just the four of us this time. Okay, who's the biggest clown out of the four of us? And I'm more interested to see the vote breakdown. I have a feeling it might be me. I have a feeling it's Chris, if I'm being honest. Really? I don't know. Because I don't know, I feel like 60 is in now,

there's kind of this meme in the trash days community where it's like, yeah, Chris will find this really funny if he wins this. Let's find out though. Well, let's find out. The biggest clown this year goes to... Connor. Take another one, Connor.

Take another one. What did I do? Why did I deserve this? Oh my God, you are collecting these. Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep. What the fuck? 50% of the vote! Oh wait, I got third after Chris.

Why did they get 50% of the vote? What did I do? You're just the clown of the show, bro. What can I say? Oh, man. What can I say? Oh, why did I get 50? I'm not gonna lie.

I thought Chris and Connor were gonna be in the top two, but I didn't think it was gonna be this much of a sweeter. I thought I might win, but I didn't think I would win by a fucking margin that would gap all of you combined. Yeah, that's like a landslide, bro. I can't give you more, actually. So that's the last year kid.

Oh my God. So how does it feel to, you know, go home with all of those awards, Connor? Well, you know, I mean, I guess, uh, what can I say? I'm a Hong Kong, shoo, me, me. I'm a fucking idiot. Clearly, people think I'm a moron. I'm trying to be eloquent. I'm trying to be like, I think in my head I'm Josh Strive Hayes.

But I'm actually just a moron. Stop the cap. People see me as this buffoon. Clearly, I, what have I done to deserve this? Stop the cat, bro. You ain't him. What the heck? All right.

All right. But with the biggest clown comes the biggest chat. Oh, God. Gigachad of the year. Who is the biggest Chad of this year? Let's see the nominees. These are, again, terrible photos. What the fuck is that image from God?

Yeah, what the hell is that from Chris's wedding? Oh, okay. So Connor, Gant, Joey, Chris, Okay. Pete and LadyBeat. Oh my God, why does Ladybeard get a professional ass? Yeah, Lady Bees is like sick as far. Or a shoot.

What the hell? And Pete's just like... He just looked like he just closed off a Coke deal. I just don't want Pete to win again. People just, like, people just like, vote for him for the fucking sake of it. Yeah. I'm so sick of him winning this.

Let's change it off, boys. Let's change it off this year. Come on. Come on. I want literally anyone else to win. Anybody else. All right, well, let's see. Drum roll, please.

Oh. And the award goes to fucking peace. Oh my God. How many years is this now? Why does it keep getting this? There it is. How many years is this one?

I mean, boys, we should have seen this coming. It says certified giga chat. Oh, fuck. We should have seen this kind of 45%. Oh my God. 45% Lady Beard in second. At least Lady Beard got second. I'll take third.

Yeah, at least Lady Be got second. Thank God. Chris fourth and then Joey, your... Where am I? 1.3%? 69. Hey! That was orchestrated.

All right, look, I'm happy I got top three, I guess. I love this photo. This is fucking ridiculous. I like this picture too. That's a great... What is the... What is the context of this? I think it was board games and I was having a miserable time and Pete obviously loved it.

Yeah, clearly. So Pete, yeah, flipped seven, I think. Jesus Christ. Oh, damn. Well, congrats, Pete. No one is surprised. You are the biggest chat once again. God damn it.

Why are you so charismatic? I hate it. We need to block him from winning this next time. Yeah. How do we nerf him? Can we know feedo him from this biggest giga chat? Can we make Pete do something controversial to like nerve him? Yeah, we need to make him say some like heinous shit.

I can, it can't be arranged. All right, Jerry, next up is. Knowing our community, people still be like based, Peter. All right, biggest dub of the year. How many have we had? I think there's quite a lot of doubles. This is a shit. I mean, Cyclathon, obviously.

Barn. Yeah. Obviously, Chris's book. Chris's book and marriage. Oh, yeah. True, true, true. Wait, Chris's book was last year. That was a lot.

Pete's kid. Pete's kid. Oh, yeah, Pete's kid. Yeah, Joey, your engagement as well? Yeah. Okay, that's that. Bro. It's a dog?

Bro doesn't care. No, it's a dog. It's a dog, it's a dog for sure. I think the marriage is more. I think the marriage is more important. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let's check out the nominees, though. You got, oh, okay, sick.

We nailed it. Oh, shit. Wow, it's literally all the ones we just said. This is really tough, actually. Yeah. I think all of them... I mean, they're all big dobs. Nothing but dubs.

It's already one one. I don't think he needs another. That is true. I think Garn released a kid as well today. Let's say released. From his house. Right now, it's the wild. Go on.

He released. He released a kid because he had a kid. He released. If you become a dad, are you even call this like the greatest collab of your life? Collabbing with my son. I finally locked in and done the final collab. Yeah.

I mean, honestly, all of these deserve a big dub. But again, this is an award show. They can only be one. They can only be won. So let's see who won it. Grong roll, please. Biggest W of the year goes to the friends we made along the way. Aw.

You guys. So who won? Yeah, so who won? Break down, please? All right. God releasing bombs. Oh, there you go. Wow. What? God releasing bond was astronomical 60%. And then people becoming a dad, Cyclathon 5, me getting engaged, and then Chris getting married.

But you know what? It doesn't matter. It's the friends we made along the way. You're right. It doesn't matter, guys. We all took a job. It doesn't matter. Here you go, God. But give me that award. It's a trophy. It doesn't know. I've got plenty. We ain't power scaling our achievements here. You know. But give me that. But give me that shit. The question is, Can Barn beat Garn's first kid?

Eventually, whether it happens, which one wins? Which one wins? Which one would win, hypothetically. Jesus Christ. Thank you very much, guys. Oh, there you go. It's a big dove all around. We all got a dub this year, so thank God.

Yeah, I'm just happy that everyone had something fucking wonderful happened in their lives. Yeah, we all had an amazing, we all had big, big amazing things. Yeah, and I don't want to discount the cyclone just because it's like your fifth one. Bro, you fucking killed it this one, man. Oh, yeah. Holy shit, record breaking, record breaking, man. I appreciate that.

And Joey, you know, engagement, all right, but when's wedding, man? That's, I'm waiting, man. That'll be for next year's awards, boys. Next year's awards. Congratulations on Barn again. Once again, an amazing feat. Yep, yeah, 100%. All right.

We look forward to the next. Let's check out the next one then, shall we? Best meme. Oh, okay, interesting. What was the, did you guys keep up with the meme game this year? Butter chicken jihad's going to be. God. I say.

I, uh, I admit. I've admittedly have not been on the trash taste subredder for a while, so I haven't seen what the meme game has been like. Have you guys been keeping up with a meme game on trash? Yeah, I check. There's some good ones, occasionally, occasional gold. Yeah, okay, okay. So let's have a look what their nominations are. All right, let's check it out. We have a runner up for the best meme.

Piov, you stalked Alia maki, Salia. Oh yeah, that's right, because Sally was like, I'mma beat her ass. That was a wild ass. That was a wild one. God damn. All right. What else? Another runner up.

Connor argues with Monkey and Sea Dog V.A. What's this one? Welcome to this episode of Trash Taste. So, do you have any cringe, repressed memories from your childhood? I don't know. No, let's not do that. Not, not. Why are you wearing the same shirt?

I can't, it's so... To not in five seconds. I don't do that. No, I'm not. You have to follow the rules. There's no. I've not seen this one. I think that Japan's changed me

in some aspects of this as well. Ha ha, gay. And I had a surgery that like my asshole had to be like close shut. Bro. Why is that weird? What the fuck? I would hope that you would take every available opportunity to make fun of that. Okay, I guess I'll take a shot.

I know you you fuck them. I heard the pee-p goes in, in half. Oh, my God. Was it not fun? Not really fond of that idea. I don't know how to do it. I can't stand the thought of it. It's weird.

I don't have a lot of faith right now. But I didn't choose that. Holy shit is long. Whoa. God damn. It's like six minutes long, dude. This is awesome. How the fuck they do that?

How do they say such weird shit? I don't know. But I love how you're wearing the same shirt. I love how you wear in the same shirt and it's not like trash t-shirt. No, yeah, yeah. I got value out of it. What can I say?

All right. That was great. Okay, now we got the nominees. Here we go. All right. Me hanging out with my best friends. We have gotten really close to each other in the past few months.

I'll come back to another of trash taste. How much good? We just came back for a month. Oh, Christmas holiday. Why is it so creepy, dude? There's some vacation for me. Wasn't for me. Wow.

When was that? Who filmed that? Oh, Moonan filmed it. Oh, Moon on filmed it. What's Joey up to every cyclophone? Number eight, three hundred and five. Number seven, with 360. What is the context of this clip?

That I don't show up, did he cycles on? I'm just like watching you. No, but like what is, when was this taken? I don't know. Oh, I guess they just muted me. Yeah, they just muted me. It's just muted me. It's just me chilling here, just watching the cycles one.

March comes in like a line. Trash taste, but everyone goes to pee. Okay, let's see this one. Then playing the game three times and not really paying attention to it. I need to piss quickly. It's interesting. Oh my god, these are so good.

That's so fucking good. Holy shit. Trash taste, but the guys overshare way too much. What was the last time we slept together? In the same room? In the same room. It's been a while. I'm gonna say like two years.

But I was like absolutely not. It was like a dry rub. People like really beating themselves up. Like let me see your wild beast. Oh, come on. Stupid, God. Like gone first. And then it's you.

And then by the time it gets to me, then I'm like, shit. Sweating at your death. It's like hearing a bear growl from like deep in a cave. And I'm like, that was fucking great. I think there's a a balancing to strike. How often you use it and when you use it? I've never gotten impatient with someone.

So like, hurry up. Yeah. Are you a quick person? Yeah. Me too. Does one second really make a difference though? Well, let's try it now. Let's just test it up with our audience.

Get it when it comes to like, say like someone you met for the first time or if it's like a friend of a friend that showed up. It could be a little bit awkward, but like your best friends or like your partners or like your parents. I've just never used it correctly. Yeah, I don't think I've used it. What's the correct way? You always have to have like something over your face. Who fucking made this? This is great. You know, if there's like, say more than two boys,

and you're all just fucking trying to be quiet. Don't look you monkey, boo. I try to give a lead up noise to let them know I'm like, fucking. It's a power move. It's an order. Like I'm like cucking myself. My taste reverts back to like my early 20s and like late teens where I'm just like,

I think it's tough. I'm always in that whole box. Even if I get a whole ass, I'm a distinguished. But I am one, an esteemed gentleman. Never is feeling as, as, that's true. I would have been more full if I got the,

perhaps. You can come off Chris. It was like the heavens trumpets. If Chris gets come, you'll hear a, about it for the rest of the day. I've never seen that. That's fucking great.

That's so good. Holy shit. That was a homegrown YouTube poop right now, man. That was great. I'm dying, bro. Oh, that's so good. We've never sounded more gay. Oh, that's awesome.

What's the next ones? What's the next ones? The three China problems. Three China problems. Sidney's like she's pregnant. This is a meme. Yeah, this is accurate. Yeah, that's accurate. All right.

When you come to the realization that they're no longer Mills, just chicks your own age. And my mom, my mom are watching apothecary diaries. It's just a Mao Mao. It's just a Mao. That's so cute. I mean, look, I hope the fucking gay trash taste wins.

Like, that was the funniest fucking thing I've seen. That was fucking, that was insane. Uh, whose one is this? Uh, I think it's yours, brother. All right, ladies and gentlemen. Oh. The best me of 20, 25, six, blah, blah, blah awards goes to Oh.

What's Joey up to every cyclone? Yay, I want something. That was a great. That was a great. Simple, but funny. Wow. Really close. Wow.

All second place. Three China problems? I think because, you know, with all of these memes, the edits, although I think are better memes, they, you know, you have to watch them. That is sure. And I think like, people just want to just click through. That is true. I'm glad at least the gay trash taste one third place. Yeah.

Yeah. That was a great meme. That is accurate, by the way. That is what I'm doing. Yeah. Sometimes it's all about simplicity with the meme. I'm just getting fucked up at the trash taste studio. True. Was this the Chris episode that this is all... Probably, yeah.

All right. Let's go to the next one. Best mood on fact check. Oh, I already know what's gonna win. What, really? Yeah, fucking you with, uh, a figs are dried... I hope that's in the nominees, bro.

That's definitely gotta be on the nominees. I hope so, bro. Let's see what the nominees are. All right. Dates on not to dried, Joey famous. Let's play the Clos. Oh, this is so clear.

A dried, it is dehydrated fruit of the date palm tree. Yeah, so I guess- Palm Tree. I guess so. Joey just, I didn't know that. Made it the fuck up. Yeah, but you both believe me, so. Well, I didn't know.

I, when do you fucking hear about figs or dates? Joe, you said it was such authority. I thought it was. I legitimately thought it was. I remember the way you said it. How often do you eat dates or figs? Not often. I never eat them.

But when someone says, yeah, like, did you know that dates are dried figs. I'm like, well, okay, well, you sound like you're a bait. Bate, you're a fucking moron. There's no bait here. Rage bait is successfully. All right. What's the other ones? Second one. Altering the taste of semen? Well, I have not been any scientific studies on the matter. Oh, is this the thing where we talk about like if you eat pineapple? Yeah.

And if you not taste like pineapple. Any sugar or liquid food may skew the fructose and glucose contents of the pH. of the semen just enough to be perceivable. Because pineapple's pretty acidic, eating a lot of it. I just like to imagine- Poundaries can help cut down the better taste of the semen. Yeah, I just like to imagine Moodon in his office just being like, What the fuck?

Let me see if this is real. I had no idea he fact-checked this. Apparently. I thought we were just like chewing the shit. Yeah. And he's actually like fact-chained. Um, actually it doesn't change the taste of your semen. Other people who actually like,

drink a pineapple juice on purpose for this. I 100% believe that. 100% believe that. Yeah. I, I mean, there's a reason why it became so... Honey, did my cum taste good today? Yeah. Did it taste tropical?

Did you feel the rainbow? The tropical coom? Okay, that's absurd. That's also a pretty good one. All right. What's the last? What is John buying? The Iron Cross, German essence,

I can't read it. It's like really hard to read. Yeah. What's a military decoration? Prussia, the German Empire. Also later during World War II. I'm surprised you didn't know that. I did not know that.

I'm not very clearly, I am not very well versed in my history. Well, you know, That's a white guy. This is your heritage. It is a quarter of me. You are Mr. fucking Axis powers over here. I am Mr. Axis powers. What does your blood mix up again?

Remind us. Half Japanese. quarter German quarter Hungarian. Brother is the axis. I mean, look, to me it's just a simple. I'm just saying, I'm sure you heard nothing about this in your history classes. Yeah.

My ancestors were like, what's what about that? Oh, my God. Honestly, both all three of these are pretty long. Yeah, it's got to be number one. I think it's going to be number one, though. Well, let's find out. All right. The winner of the best mood on fact check of the year

goes to... Altering the taste of semen. Oh, damn. I mean, it's crazy that he fact-checked it and put it in. Yeah, true. Out of context, I, even I would vote for this one, because I did not know he fact-checked this one. I did not know he fact-checked this either.

43%? Wow. Dates are not dried figs was the second. I am well aware of that now. It's pretty even spread though. Yeah. I am also aware of the symbol now, so thank you. We're learning. We're always learning.

We can't know everything. Constantly learning. I'm not going to be done informing me that, uh... Yeah, I don't have to... I can stop drinking all that pineapple juice now. Yeah, I was today years old, knowing that there are no official studies on the matter. Are you, are you sperm taste maxing? That's an out of context clip. I just realized.

You know what, I am spunk mixing. You're right. Are you spunker max? No, I'm not spunk maxing, unfortunately. That's a shame. Shout out to all my spunk maxes out there, though. All right, well, what's the next award? All right.

Next, best drip. All right. I mean, and the nominees are. Let's find out. Let's just look around. All right. Me, Conaghan, obviously, Chris.

Garnstad is back again. God's dad. Oh, my God. Let's bring a trophy home for Garns Dad, boys. You know what to do. Because look at his fit, bro. What did your dad post this? Is this new merch?

My dad. This is the Vaughn merch. Yeah. My dad sent that to me. Dude, look at that. Fucking swag. Fuck, man. Mine's a professional photo shoot, man.

And he mugged you. He just did that in the garden. Yeah, he's just like, let me show you how to do it, son. Glasses and everything, the pose. Should we find out who's the winner? All right. Please let it be gone's dad. I'm begging you.

Okay. All right. And the winner is Gantz, dad! I don't know why I modeled for my own fucking murder. own fucking merge. I should have just got my dad to do it, man. Next time you should just get into model. I genuinely think you should. Garn's dad, I'm calling you for the next nonsense photo shoot. That's all I'm gonna say. I need you as the model. Bring that home to you and

dad. Yeah, dude. Absolutely. Oh my god. Joey second. Thanks guys. Who's last? Uh, God. I wasn't last. My dad. My dad got all my oral points. Yeah, this was an unfair fight. Moment Garns Dad was in the line, I had no chance. It's bullshit, man, he's too O.P. Like, it looks like, can we go back? It looks even worse the fact that we're just wearing the same stuff. He's mocking the shit out of you too, God.

I got a professional fucking photographer, man. He's like, bam. Glass was deposed and everything, bro. Goode fucking damn it. Hell yeah. All right, the next award. Well, well done, Garnstad. All right, next award, best argument.

Oh, wow. What I know what our best argument was the shit. Oh my God. How many arguments? have we had this year, bro. A lot. I can't remember. No.

How many grains of rice have I eaten in my life? Yeah, legit. Let's look at the nominees. Does a heart count as a shape? No. When the fuck did we talk about this? Wait, can we see the clip? Heart?

Hearts. Is it bad? Can we really count the heart as a shape? It is a shape. Are we allowed to call it as a shape? Scientifically speaking. It's definitely a shape. What do you define as a shape?

Like something like, you know, hmm. Let me find the argument here. Shit, what were you cooking back there, man? What were you cooking back there? I just don't think it's a shape, it's a symbol. What's the difference being a symbol and a shape? It's just a, a symbol is just a shape that has meaning, right?

No. All symbols are shapes. All symbols are shapes. No. But not all shapes are symbols. I don't agree. We're gonna get fact checked on this shit. Let's get a... Next, Claire.

All right, uh, Gant drops a, drops a truth bomb on Connor. Is the energy to goon to your own material that you spawned into this world? It feels incestuous. It feels illegal to goon to your own material.

Why? Why? It just doesn't feel right. You goon to your imagination, right? That is your, technically your own creation. I don't know. What is this? A lot of it.

A fucking edit. Damn. Yeah, he just has to come through with that shit, bro. He got me, bro. He truth-pom me. Oh, man. The entire anime characters with the most aura segments. This was, like, one of my favorite moments of the, uh, in general.

Wait, what do you mean? Why is this? What, I mean, this is what argument? Yeah. We just had so many fuckers. That's where the bin Laden thinking. Yeah. There's so many good argue.

And your autistic thing came. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. Like, there's so many funny moments that came from this section. Hell yeah. Rudius versus Ujura? Wait, should you watch the clip though? Oh, yeah.

Let's watch the clip. Yeah, yeah. Do you like Denny's? Yeah. It's all I can afford right now. Oh, okay. Okay. Whereas at least, at least you're right, even though he may not pay for the bill, he has, you know, he has a high standard.

Is that better, Joey? That means the bill is going to be higher, Joe. Yeah, but at least he'll be, he'll be sophisticated enough to take her to like a nice restaurant. The good thing is that he's not making her pay. I didn't remember what the argument was. It was, it was an anime battle, but we got a random prompt every time. Yeah. What was the random prompt? Do you remember?

I think it was like who would pay the bill or something or? Who's more likely to pay the bill? Who's like the worst date between Rudius and Ujaro? That's right, that's right. And you guys chose... Rudyus. Rudyus. You, you guys...

All three of us chose Rudy. No, I was like... You were a dumb bitch. No, I was arguing with you guys. I remember this because I was like... I don't think Ujrio is a worse date than Rudius. Oh. I think that was the argument.

He is a worst day, bro. He's definitely a worst date. I'd rather go out with Ujjjjou. I mean, look... He's the only guy. that I genuinely you should be concerned about being alone. For you Joe is not a good guy.

We are not reenacting this argument that we've just had. Okay, via the clips. The last one is people shouldn't stand up early on planes. But can we all agree, people who instantly stand up the moment the plane lands

are the cringest group of all? I agree. Why so? You're a stander, aren't you, Joe? I am a stand. Motherfucker. Because I've been sitting for a long time and I wanna fucking stretch my legs.

Okay, it's a domestic flight, right? Normally, let's say average three hours. You can wait five fucking five more minutes. I still want to stand up though because I want to stretch my legs Why why do you hate it? I hate people who stand up right away why why why why I Just me all right? I'll stretch my legs I just I just love I love that pause when Connor just as a take and and Joey inquisely says he says he says he wants to decide where he stands He's like why so. No, it's because I I in that like brief moment I process I'm like shit. That's me So now I'm curious what you think the people who like fucking run.

Like, if your bag is like really far away from your seat, okay, fine, I get it. You're worried about, especially if it's behind you, you know, how do you get in that flow of traffic? Sure. Yeah. But some people, they're like, they're like fucking animals.

They're like the moment the plane lands, they fucking run to the fucking thing and try to get their bag, hitting everyone. Like, dude, we're literally all getting off this and we all have to fucking go through the fucking immigration. I mean, I stand up, like the moment the plane lands, but like I don't fucking run to the front. No.

I just grab my back so that I'm ready to go whenever. You know, sometimes I'm on the plane as well. And the person, I'm on the edge and the person next to me really wants to stand up. And I look at them like, no. I'm not standing up. It's not happening. Sit down. Wait your turn.

Just don't. You can stand up and like breathe over me as much as you want. It's not happening. Sit down. What are you going to do about it? Because what happens is when the line finally gets to my turn, I shaned up and I grab my bag and I leave. Yeah.

I mean, that is fair. That is fair. All right. What do you think is going to win? I forgot about that. I forgot someone had to win. Yeah, someone asked me. I was getting too involved in the argument.

I was ready to fight right now. Let me see. I don't know. I mean, there's so many awards. Yeah. I don't know. I think the anime characters is probably the one.

Yeah. Same thing. Yeah. We were way too heated about that one. That was a rough segment. It was rough. It was great. That's the point. Rough to come to conclusions.

Yeah, I was like, we're not agreeing with anything. And Connor has control and it really makes me angry. Yeah, that is true. All right, let's find out. Let's find out. The winner of the best argument of the year goes to God drops a truth bomb on Connor. Oh, shit.

Damn. Let's go. There wasn't even an argument. It was over before it began. Yeah, it really was. But congratulations, gone. Thank you. What a rare moment on trash taste. Yeah, that's an argument. That was the first time.

An argument of an argument. A non-argument wins the argument. Holy shit. Holy fuck. I think it's because a lot of people who watched that were also in Connor's position being like, fuck, he's right. So that's probably what it is. What one second?

People shouldn't stand up early on planes. Why? True. Why. Damn. That's the best argument. That doesn't mean people are good. They agree with me. No, that's not.

That's not how the voting works. That's not the meaning. What are you doing in this fucking screenshot? Sometimes you like, you want your arm to just like, you just like need to stretch. And to be fair, that does feel quite nice, actually. Yeah. You feel like that? I don't, I don't have the, uh, the dexterity.

My suit, my suit. Oh, yeah, yeah, don't rip that shit. All right, well, well done, gone for dropping that truth form. Okay, what's the, uh, next award? Oh, my soul. We have awesome moments on the show? Yeah, right? What the hell? All right, well, what are the nominees?

Let's find out. The boys T posing with mouse. Oh, that was awesome. Oh. Everyone tearing up and the overall vibes of the barn premiere and Connor Mouse jumping on the bouncy pad. I will say, your, your bouncy pad meme? Meem.

Yeah. I remember seeing it and I was just like, damn, this is like perfect music for you get it. I didn't realize that the music was just like literally the background. They were trying to kick us out. Yeah, yeah. But that was such a good clip, man. Yeah, that was cute.

Yeah. While the bomb premieres, well, was very cute. Yeah. Oh, we have the little thing. Honestly, altery are pretty fucking holes. Yeah. Cute. Very cute. Damn, how do we process wholesome moments on trash taste?

We can't. So just say the win- None of them happened on trash. Well, actually, the teaposing happened on trash taste. Teaposing happened on trash taste. Oh. Oh. Dude, those, those bouncing things are so good.

Yeah, they're really funny. So what was like the... Where did you find that? There was two places that we found that had them. And there was one other one that we didn't go to that had these exact same, like, bouncing, like mounds. I don't know what to call them. Yeah, I had these, like, when I, near my grandma's house in the Inuka. Like the park nearby.

They were all in North Japan. Yeah. It's so weird because they feel like incredibly dangerous. Because it's a trampoline that wants to bounce you away. Yeah. Into the ground. I definitely hurt myself when I was a killer maze. But it was sick, though.

I loved it. All right. And what was the most wholesome moment? Let's find out. Most wholesome moment goes to... Everyone tearing up at the vibes at the bio. Yeah, that deserves a W. Thank you.

That deserves a W, honestly. That was soon. That was an awesome premiere. And the popcorn was great. Thank you guys for coming as well. And thank you, Connor, for being able to hold your piss as well. I did, I did. During the entire premiere.

I, during the premiere, you had your, there was the, you sold a seat to, uh, a gentleman. Yes. Like, uh, and I, I, I remember when I was outside after the premiere, I like bumped into him in the street. And, uh, he, I was like, oh, I'm doing good. You know, that was really like, that was really important to me. I was like, oh, dude. And I was like, oh, thanks for support my friend. I would appreciate that. I was like, where are you from? What's your story? Like, what's your deal? You know, what's going on? He's like, I'm from, I'm from Ukraine. And, you know, thanks to your guys' videos and your podcast, I think, this is the only reason I'm alive.

I was like, oh, wow, really? He was like, yeah, you know, because I moved to Japan. And if I hadn't, my, like, whole village got blown up. Jesus. And he was like, you know, you guys inspired me to leave. And he's like, I don't know if I was going to be there. And, you know, my dream was to have a beer with you guys. Oh, hell yeah.

And I was like, all right, there's a family mart right there. Let's go and chug a beer. Let's go have a beer. So I chugged a beer with him. And then I was like, all right, I'll see you. But he was so sweet. He was a really nice guy. I really appreciate all the, you know,

there were sending people there that were so passionate about what you'd created. Yeah. It was really special. Yeah. So I think it's understandably very much deserving. 100%. Thank you. Because you did what art is made for.

You move does. Yes. Thank you. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you. I have nothing to say. That's, that's, man. You don't need to say anything. That's fine. We got you, brother. All right, back to pee-pee-pooh. Who's, uh, who's next?

Who's next? Hold on, let me... I just shit my... Oh, this is... Hang on. Most reckless moment. I just shit myself. Joey, Joey, listen to that story, like, when can I shit myself?

I need to shit myself now. Oh, man, I want popcorn. Going from most wholesome to... Wow. I did just shit myself. I do. Did I really want popcorn now? Is there a theater nearer's?

I don't think so, right? Do you just fucking in raw dog popcorn without a movie? Do you eat popcorn without movie? I can't do that shit. You eat popcorn without movie? You can't do it. You do that you? No popcorn?

You do you just raw dog that shit? Yeah, no. Well, when I used to live in, when I live in Shinjuku, I was next to like 15 cinemas. So I would just go and it was like 500 yen to take out two bags of popcorn. When is the appropriate time to eat popcorn without a movie? Like if I'm going to watch Netflix at home.

Okay, that makes sense. So you're watching something. Yeah. But sometimes I did it just to eat it. Don't laugh at me. You bitch. You bitch. Don't look down on me.

All right, I'm back. Let's look at the most privileged moments. Connor remembering he's... Why are they all me? Why are they all me? It's every single one is me. Just give him the fucking trophy, bro. Just given the fucking trophy.

What the fuck? You can take mine? Here you go. Okay, can we watch all the clips? Let's check out all the clips. I was worried about you. I was worried about us. I was worried about it for like 0.3 seconds

and I was like, I'm white. True. Wow. Connor and Pete's 29-course meal at the highest restaurant in Wales. Actually, I think it's like the highest restaurant in the UK now, I think. Holy shit.

Oh my God. It's highly recommended. I mean, you'd fucking think so with 29 courses. It was still unequivocally the greatest meal of my life and nothing comes close. It's not even,

and I'm so glad we got all the thing in 4K. God damn. And then Connor feasting during the winter special while the boys cleaned the dishes. Bro, this was actually like, I've never been more jealous for you in my life. Yeah. This is so bullshit. Like the helicopter, the helicopter went from Josh Chase. I was like, that's cool. Yeah. Fucking helicopter ride sounds cool. But damn, like seeing that food and seeing the cheese, I was like, I'm, I'm legitimately angry right now. Yeah. You know what's bullshit is that Joey got a fucking $500 watch. I take the meal at like every time. Okay. I'm a be real with you, Connor.

I'm gonna be real with you. You, son of a bitch. Joey can keep the watch. That food looked fire, man. That food was so fire, bro. Don't out like you didn't have some gone afterwards, okay? Yeah, but you got the first bite. Yeah, okay.

We have one of the best shakutri-boards I've ever seen, enough pickles to kill a small trial, so much cheese. You got the shot. What was ridiculous is I had a fucking audience. Like, half of the- Because it was so privileged. Half of the Swiss Mountain was like watching. me eat this and like kids were like wondering who I like, they were like, why's Mr. Beast here? Yeah, kids came up to you like, please sir, can we have some? And then Conner's

standard UK trip. What's this one? It's very good. Very standard UK trip for me. A lot of drink. Oh, you say he's fucking standard UK trip. You went to the fucking Globe theatre with P. Oh, I did. I did go to you. Didn't you go to like fucking McLaren or something like that? I did go to McLaren. Just the normal fucking UK trip. I'll be honestly with you. I totally forgot about all that. You saw a fucking Chelsea match as well. Yeah, so I... In like, a regular week.

Just a regular fucking trip to the U.S. A regular trip to the U.S. A regular trip to the U.K. Was it not? That's great. That is so insane. You know what, Claren? That's on like the same.

That's, that's, that's, that's, that's worse than Chris's simple meal. Yeah, that is. Just a standard UK trick. After, after drinking so fucking much, you just figure out everything. I'm just like using that for now. I just went on a standard trip.

Yeah. trip, five-star meal, you know, whatever. We went on a standard trip to Thailand. We did go on a standard trip to Thailand. When I spent an enormous amount of money. We did go to a five-star hotel. But it was a standard trip. It's just a standard, yeah,

regular trip, you know. All right. Well, who's gonna win? Connor, Connor, Connor or Connor? Can I, I'll take a trophy of you got. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just give him it. All right.

The most privileged moment of the year goes to Connor Dewing. Oh. Connor and Pete's 29 course meal at the highest restaurant. That was the peak. I mean, that is pretty fucking privilege. That's the kind of shit where like you just, you'd move mountains for that.

It's pretty equal. It's the most even we've ever seen the fucking fire shot. Wow. Wow, dude, you got 100% of the votes. That's crazy. Dude, when we eventually do a Welsh special at some point, we got to go there. Sure.

I mean, I feel like you guys wouldn't mind. I don't think you guys would mind. I mean, finally a worthy fucking trash taste card. Dude, I'm actually just waiting for the standard whales trip, you know. Yeah, well, that will get that too, but yeah. Oh my God. What's next? All right. Next one is Oh, biggest I made it the fuck up. Dates are dried figs, man. Dates are dry figs. I feel like that is the most incorrect thing, Pat. I don't know, man. Showering being a mental diff. It was pretty crazy as well.

No, that's true. Okay, what's next? Alright, so let's see what the nominees are. Okay, dates are directly. All right, yeah. Gant's saying that he has an anime script ready to go, then writing one in two weeks. Ice coffee doesn't actually count as real coffee. Wait, who said this? Wait, can we watch all these clips actually?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, let's go through. Okay, so me saying that dates are just dried figs with full... I want to see the confidence when you say this one. Can we see it, please? You're never going to let that go, eh? Wait, how long did it take for you to figure out that dates were dried figs? With a confidence, I wish I could have it my daily life.

Did you know that? I don't think I did knew that, to you honest. Dates are just dried figs. I did not know that. Yeah. Oh my God. I thought they were. I'm sorry.

Now I know. And he repeats it. Oh, man. Dan's saying that he has an animism ship ready to go, then writing one in two weeks. That's like, that's here. I somehow shit out a screenplay in two weeks. Yeah, okay.

So my first question is, have you ever written a screen? I think it's a remake it? What is this ice coffee one? I don't know this one. It's here. Yeah, you're fucking double dipping. And you might be wondering why I've ordered a coffee for myself while I'm drinking a coffee.

Well, I'll tell you boys. It's because today I felt like I should have ordered an ice coffee, which doesn't actually count as a coffee because it's a nice, it's a nice little, like a nice little sweet, foodie drink. Who's gonna tell him? Who's gonna tell him? I thought I said this too much. I thought he said this as well.

I was like, that's not like something I would say. But why do you still feel that way or? Coming, having just come out from Thailand where I double my coffee amount because I drink ice coffee, yeah, I actually do feel like when you use ice coffee, it's just like something my brain is just like, that's crazy, bro.

That's not coffee. That's crazy, bro. Do you believe in the coriander gene? Wait, is this actually a myth? Wait, is it a myth? I didn't know that. Well, let's watch. Do you guys believe in the, uh, was it the coriander gene?

Would you believe it's, yeah, I have it. You have it? Yeah. Coriana tastes like soap to me. Okay, God. It's just, stop. Wait, this is fake?

I didn't know that. No, it's real. I think gone thought it was like a myth. Oh, I was gonna say, I was like, I heard this was real. Yeah, I definitely have it. I don't believe it. What do you mean?

I don't believe it. This is, this is. You know what's sad is, there must be like a couple of people from Thailand who have that. Yeah. You're like, can't eat any Thai food or enjoy it.

Yeah. It's just the myth that is trying to go against Big Corrianda. Who is Big Coriander? Name one company in the Big Corrianda. All of Southeast Asia, actually. Coriander Co.

I mean, to me, it would be depressing because coriander is maybe one of my favorite additions to every dish. I can't eat it, bro. It tastes like soap. You're so dumb. I have the gene. Have you been tested for the gene, or would you just hate coriander?

How do we know? What if you're racist? Yeah, how do we know? I did a 23 me and it said I have it. You're racist. Fuck. What the fuck? Classic,

classic Japanese hating Southeast Asia. There's 23 in me a reputable medical facility. Who's in you? I mean, I had to fucking send my spit into a lab, so yeah, I think so. Who's 23 in me? Who's 23 in me? And why is he in you?

He's in me and he found out that I have the coriander gene. So wait, you actually ate coriander. I just, I think it tastes like soap. Wait, so how can you enjoy any food in South East Asia? Huh? Have you tasted soap? Have you tasted soap? Yes.

How often? When I was a child. So, so I'm, I'm curious as a coriander gene havea. Okay. Right. Don't say it like that. Out of genuine curiosity. And have not.

Yeah. Out of genuine curiosity. So it just tastes like so. Like, it just doesn't taste good, like, at all. Like, it's just, there's something really like, yeah, like bitter and soapy about it. I don't know. Like, I'm jealous of people who can eat coriander because, like, yeah, again, as you said, So much Southeast Asian food has it.

And every fucking time I have to be like, take it out. I'm wondering if this isn't, like the only two people I know who has the Corianna gene is you and Kevin. What is going on in Australia? We both have the gene, brother. Failures. What's going on in Australia, man?

Wait, how did you enjoy food in Vietnam? I moved the coriander out of the boy. I can't help it. I don't like it. Wait, wait. It's not even a matter of taste. I just like, I've eaten in my whole life and it tastes just as soapy. Wait, so what happens if, like, a dish has coriander, like, baked into it?

Like, cut into it? Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, if it's a small amount, it's dispersed enough, like, yeah, you can't taste it because it's overpowering, you know, everything else is overpowering it. But if it's, like, just a fucking thing of coriander on top of the dish, like garnish? Yeah. I have to move it every time. Oh, interesting. Yeah, I just can't do it.

I wish I could eat it, I wish. Yeah. It's so pathetic. Because every... Fucking hell. Mr. I don't even. I eat oranges like a bitch ass. I eat oranges now.

Oh, you do? I do. You came around to it? Yeah, I eat meekans a lot. Well, that's a mika. That counts as an orange. That's an orange. That's close enough.

That's... It is an orange ball that looks like an orange and has the same texture as an orange. Just different levels of sweetness. All right. Oranges are still shit. You got to pee on it. You got to peel it. What?

What? What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, we, rewind back. You rewind back there for a second. Orangees are still shit. Yeah, I'm surprised you let that slide. Also, somebody, because like, I really enjoyed Mekans, right? And I don't know what the, what's Mekan in English?

Mandarin. Are you sure? Is it? I don't know. I wasn't sure if it was, because in England, we also have different things. Yeah, we have tangerines. Tangerines and satsumas and satsumas. We got, uh, satsumas, we got... I don't know what...

Well, Satsuma is a type of orange. Right? Yeah, I, I don't know. I've always called Mekon Mandarin. This is so stupid because bananas never had this problem. Yeah. Bonan's never had to lock the fucking... Kai, look at all.

And be like... Is Mekon and Mandarin the same thing? Because I've always called it a Mandarin. I think it is Mandarin. It is, right? Or it's a type of Mandarin? Mandarin. It is a type of Mandarin orange.

There you go. Okay. Is a Mandarin orange a type of orange? It's got fucking orange in the name. So Mekans are oranges. It's a type of orange. So I don't like the main orange. Also, I found this out right.

By the way, I have a need. an orange that's not a Mekan in a very, very long time. Okay. So I had something recently because Mekan's out of season. I was like, well, I like orange. Yeah. I had this one orange and there's fucking seeds in it. Yeah? And I was like, no, this is unforgivable. What do you mean? It's not much of seeds. Mekans don't have seeds in them.

Yeah, they do. Yes, they do. Not the ones I've had. All right, well, I don't know what kind of privilege, privilege. Yeah. What the fuck? Why is there seeds in it? Every time I eat Mika on this season.

Yeah. That shit is so ass. Like, like the, like the strat is to like, like, get one of the the segments out and just like, yeah, slip it out, slip out the seeds. Take it out of the condom bag and like some kind of fucking Popeye lunatic. What kind of like genetically engineered Mekans are you having, bro? All the mikon's I bought from the store in Japan had no seeds. Bro is the guy to dude who only eats seedless watermelon. There's seeds in watermelon too.

No, I every weekend I bought from the supermarket had no seeds. The fruit should want to be reproduced, man. Are you trying to like take that away from like? You got the nuded mikon? Yeah. I was like, I don't know, I felt like I was some kind of, what's the Tucker guy from Full Metal Alkinist? I was like, show taco. Have you ever had like, they will not be homunculified? Have you ever had like grapes with seeds in them? No, what? You've never had grapes with seeds in them? Where are you getting these from? In Japan. Where? And in Australia. What? What? I've never had this. Every grape ever bought in the UK was from like a, like a one of those plastic boxes.

Yeah, I know. They never had seeds. Yeah, there's seedless ones and the seed. Where the fuck are you getting grapes of seeds in them? I feel like you're going out of your way. At the fucking supermarket. It's just, you get enough, you know, eat enough grapes that are not like, you know, just sometimes supermarket grates.

Yeah, you're making, I feel like you're fucking with me. I'm not fucking. I've literally never heard of grapes. 100% I am not. Okay, actually, you know what? The UK grapes do have seeds. They're just really fucking small. Oh, like the tiny, tiny little.

Well, I don't really count that. Yeah. Just imagine those, but like a little bit bigger. Yeah, I mean, that's not, that's not an obstruction, so I don't count that. Yeah, so. If it's an obstruction, you know, like an olive. And when you, when you, you know, sometimes. Because sometimes I want olives, I just, having to like gnaw away at this thing's flesh, I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake, I don't want to have to then grab it out of my mouth.

Like an animal. I, like, pit the fucking olives. Put that in the most privileged moment for next year. I don't always want to have to gnaw it, you know? Is that so much to ask? Spell nor. G-N-A-W. There you go, he's learning it.

What did I say it was? I was like G-C-H or something? No, I think you didn't even start with the G. You started with N. I did say N-G-H-A-W. That was Welsh fucking me out, dude. That would work perfectly in Vietnam. It would work in Vietnam.

That's just a surname. If the most privileged next isn't gone fucking making the hotel staff get a fish sauce. I'm gonna be mad. Nah, I don't know, bro. Okay. Um, next up. Okay.

I mean, do we announce this one yet? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I forgot about this. Yeah, we have one just sitting here, right? We just start recording a fucking breath. What is it mean? I have a feeling this one's gonna be me. Okay.

And the winner of the biggest I made of the fuck up award goes to Joey saying that days are dry figs with full confidence. With full confidence. Yeah, I have been thwarted, unfortunately. Yeah. Wow. 3%. Oh, but God was close. No. That's no. That's cool, bro.

That's close. That's the Grand Canyon. All right, bro. All right, I'll take this all there. It's fine. I've learned now. Figs are not dried dates or whatever. The other people of this down. Well, dates are not dried figs. Whichever one or one. Either way, it's not...

Either way, it's not true. It's so funny, because I bought dried figs recently. And they were just called dried figs. They weren't called dates or, you know. Oh, God damn it. You know what? You know, we learn stuff on trash taste all the time. Totally.

Yeah. Speaking of, should we see what our next award is? Yes. Learning. Next word is, Best Anime from Anime Club over the past year. Yeah, we've watched a lot of anime, read a lot of manga.

a lot of films, played a little video games. Yeah, we're very happy that you guys fuck with anime club, though. We have a lot of fun with it. Yeah. What are the nominations? Let's find out. 100 girlfriends, Takopi, Nikitashi, can a boy-girl friendship survive?

Kite. What else we got? Tatsky Fujimoto 1726. Chainselman Rezae-Ark, rooster fight, 100 meters, and sentenced to be a hero. Damn. I, fucking. My personal pick?

What was your personal out of the 10? 100 meters. 100 meters? All the way. Yeah. 100 meters was pretty. I think we'll win because it's popular. Yeah.

I mean, I really like the reaction of you watching boy girl friendship. I was going to say it. In terms of reactions, that might have been my favorite. Oh. Also,

Taco Peas is just an amazing anime as well. Yeah, dude, I was so angry. Watching Kai was fun of you guys as well. Yeah. Yeah. Until we got to like the 10 minutes sex scene. I was like,

this is a bit much. Yeah. But it was fun. Yeah, it's good reaction. You know. 100 girlfriends is good, but can a boy girl friendship survive? Yeah. Yeah.

All right, let's find out, boys. Literally the worst character. Yeah, that's so shit. All right, she found out who won. All right. The winner of the best anime from anime club. The real anime award goes to- Oh, the real anime award goes to...

Oh, chainsawmen, Reza-R-e-I-I. Yeah, I mean, I think it's just, you know, normies. Normies. Tourists. Tourists. No, I do think. Haku meter is the... What came second though?

Oh, Takopi came second. Taco Pi and then 100 meters. And then 100 girlfriends. Wow. And then Nuki... Nuki Tashi. Why did Nuki Tats? Wait, what was the lowest one?

Kite. How many people voted for Kite? 47. I enjoyed Kite. I enjoyed it. Yeah. Give it a go. Yeah.

Hell yeah. But yeah, a lot more anime club to come for the next year. Yeah. Are you guys enjoying getting these boys to actually watch anime? I enjoy that we watch.

all these things. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about them and discuss them. Totally. Yeah. It's been awesome. I get, I enjoy actually discussing a lot of these shows and a lot of deeper context.

Mm. Yeah, me too. Totally. The usual overview that we get. So shout out to the patrons for always recommending some absolute bangers for us to watch and react to it. And speaking of Patreon, I believe that's the next award. If I am not mistaken.

Yes, it is. Best Patreon episode of the year. I wonder what's going to win. So if you guys don't know, every single week, we have Patreon. exclusive episodes that go out. Some of them kind of come out much later on the After Dark channel as like compilations and stuff like that. But we've recorded just as many Patreon stuff as we have regular episodes. And some of them, I dare say, have been absolute bangers. Yes. Yeah, we've had some really, really fun episodes on Patreon. And if you're watching this and you want

more Trash Taste Awards, right after this, we're going to be doing a little breakdown of the awards, talking about them, a bit more openly, candidly, over on the Patreon. So you do want to go watch that. Please go to the Patreon and support us there. Give us money. Help us keep making this podcast. Yeah. Yes. Well, let's check out

what are the best Patreon episodes of the year? We got Handticle of course. We got the War of the World's Watch. Oh, that was the most painful movie watching experience ever. I hate that. We got the Super Mario 64 co-op.

That was fun. That was fun. That was super fun. Slate Aspire 2. We did four whole episodes of that shit, I believe. I hate that episode. Why? You ruined my life.

Why? Still playing Slate Espite now. Me too. And that was the beginning. That was it. This was the catalyst. You're welcome. That was the canon moment.

We got Rule 34thal, and we have Any Guesser, which we've done a couple of times now. And Annie Diddle. And Andy Diddle. People just love anime quizzes. They do a lot of fun. They're super fun, dude. Yeah. So we see what won, though.

Yes. Is this you or me? I think that is God? Yeah, it's gone because I just said the thing. Okay. And the best Patreon. episode of the year goes to for the patrons

hentai club because of course it would be you know this is a fun episode film this was fun it was super fun I would not be able to watch my mother without having you boys as emotional support otherwise that would have been hell holy fuck 45%

Jesus it wasn't even close Jesus Christ and Annie guesser you love fucking hentai Slate Espite, all 34-Dall, Supermire 64 co-op, and then War of the Worlds Watch song. Damn. Yeah. All right.

I guess you guys like watching us watch hentai. They love watching us watch Corn. And then they have the audacity to be like, oh, most degenerate moment in trash days. That's you. Because you guys enjoyed that. That actually didn't win most degenerate moment of trash days. They didn't win. You know what I mean.

But they can only be one fine. What's the final award? It's the best episode of Trash Tate's this year. Oh. Which is the best episode of this year? Do you a personal favorite? I'm trying to remember. What good episodes have we done this year?

Hmm. Um, this is not including guest episodes, right? Or is it including guest episodes? It includes guest episodes. Okay, that makes it harder then. Yeah. Because honestly, like, we had so many banged guest episodes. Why don't we look at the nominations?

Sure. Yeah, let's look at nominations. We'll see if we have a personal favorite this. Let's do that. have episode 302, of course. Okay. Yes. This one.

Our viewers sent us their top anime. This is where we tried to like docks someone based off of the anime. That was a really fun episode. Yeah, we tried to get a read on their personality. That was like... We're pretty close with some of them. That was like astrology three by three versions. You know.

Obviously the Pete episode. The Michael Cody Fox. Obviously, that was a fantastic episode. Yeah. Next up we had... Truth or Drink. The original. Yeah.

Gant talking about Barn. Yeah. The Iron Mouse episode. and the Josh Strivehs episode. Yeah, the Josh Carey episode. Ah man, honestly all eight of these are bangor episodes. I don't remember truth or drink. What do we talk about? Well, because we were drinking.

That's the problem. Not sure. That's the problem with that one. You know what? The majority of the fucking out of context clips would probably came from that one. That's been real. I have a lot of favorite episodes. I really enjoyed that we did the motion capture. Yeah. We went to whole motion capture studio for the Iron Mouse one.

Yeah. It's really special because we don't, we have never left the studio for anything else. Yeah, totally. So that was a special occasion, yeah. To do that. Yeah. And it was a lot of fun too. Also, I loved being able to like run around in a space.

That was really fun. I love the Patreon clips we took as well of the while we were in the mocap as well. Oh my God. The games we did with mouse, that was also super fun. I feel sorry for whoever used my mocap suit next because my God, I was sweaty ass. It was hot. It was so hot. I had swamp ass.

afterwards. I'm going to be real with you guys. Yeah. I mean, fuck, man. They're all great episodes to be honest. I, you know what? I think the recency bias will make the Chris won win. You reckon? Because I think that was a great episode. That was a great episode. Yeah. A lot of laughs and a lot of clips that came out of it. So I think that one probably will win. One main clip that came out of it. Yeah, one big clip. But I think that one probably win because I think also on top of that, we had phenomenal reception to that. Yeah, we enjoyed it.

Yeah, got a lot of good laughs. But yeah, I guess we'll see who the winner is. Let's find out. That can be won. And the winner for the best episode of the year goes to or Mr. Affable strikes back. Wow, the first Chris W of this year. Are we giving Chris an awards?

Well, we have to now. Oh, fuck. Yeah, I don't want to, but we do have to. I mean, we don't have to, because we're also in the episode two. Yeah, I mean, we're in all the episodes. You know, sir, I'm saying. Let's look at the breakdown. So, first off, it was, it won by a decent stretch.

Yeah, a decent amount. And second place was our board. Oh, wow. Yeah, anime. Wow. Third place was Pete's episode. Yes. Fourth place was the I-N-house episode.

And then fifth was the Josh Drive Hayes. Yes. Nice. So. Nice. Yeah. And then Final Fantasy. Yeah.

Yeah. That are top anime one. But I think all very solid episodes. Yeah. Understandable that that would win. Because I think that's always, you know, the funny drunken Chris episode has always been a fan favorite. Yeah. Of many people.

On top of that, we had, we were on top form. Yeah. The jokes were electric. I mean, clearly. Racist. Racism were born. Everything. Clearly, clearly just the episodes where we just get shit-faced.

Well, that's the problem of alcohol is that it makes you really funny, but you can't do it every day. Yeah. You can't drink all the time. That's the issue, you know? Skill issue, no. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Skill issue.

Miss the fucking all for you. Hey, hey, hey, I see you're hiding in a me. Yeah. I'm committing. Yeah, I'm committing, bro. Look, look. You know how this. We don't.

I don't. Did you drive here today? No, no. I drank champagne. Yeah, what are you got going on then? Yeah, then why you drink it? I drank yesterday. Well, that's not today, is it?

That's true, actually. I'm locked in right now. You can drink during the Patreon recap. Yeah. But, yeah. I can. Thank you, Father Joey. I will allow. I will allow it.

I will allow it. But yeah, guys, thank you very much for six whole fucking years of trash taste. Way too long. I don't. I don't think we have any plan. general. I never have plans. We don't have any plans.

We don't know the fuck we're doing. Are we Vibe Podcasting right now? We've been Vibe Podcasting for a load. We didn't send out through six years. We haven't planned the future. We've done nothing. We just showed up every week. But we have showed up every single week.

We have not missed an episode and we plan on continue doing that. That is one thing we are proud of. And thank you for, you know, I'm sure there are many of you who have incorporated us to your weekly schedule. And I think we're very grateful for that because, you know, I think we often lose sight of that sometimes

that, you know, we do play a role in people's lives and schedules. And I appreciate the people have incorporated that to their lives. Yeah. I've enjoyed listening to our absolutely dog shit, incorrect, terrible takes week by week. And I think we all just really appreciate

the support you guys have given us the year. We're really glad that you guys just passively listen, you know? I'm glad we've gone to a point now where, you know, I think we're able to have a lot of nuanced discussions and talk about things and the audience is always willing to stick with it

and not sensationalize or get lost in the source and I think we appreciate that. So thank you for being a mature audience. We love you. Fantastic to be a part of. Yep, 100%. And look forward to the regularly schedule program in the following weeks because if there is one thing

that we are going to continue to do, the one plan that we do have is that we are not gonna miss a week. We're gonna be that podcast that will go all the way through, keeping with the plan. But again, guys, thank you very much for six whole years of trash taste. And thank you very much for watching the sixth annual trash taste awards. We appreciate the fuck out of you guys. But you know who we especially thank the fuck out of? Who? The patrons. Oh, those guys? These guys. The actual giga chads of the year. If there was a giga chat award of the year, it would be you guys because you guys have been through the thick and thin supporting us for

six whole years or maybe you just joined yesterday. Either way, we appreciate your support. And if you guys go over to the Patreon right now, then you guys will be able to watch our kind of afterthoughts, you know, maybe talking a little more in depth about some of them. You can watch Connor actually drinking a beer, you know, all sorts of good stuff. So if you want to go over there and support the show in the process, then head on over to patreon.com slash trash taste. Also follow us on Twitter, send us to memes on the subreddit. And if you hate our face, listen to us on Spotify. And, uh, let's jump. jump into the sixth year.

Also, special... Oh, massive thank you to Gustav. Oh yeah, Massa thank you to Gustav as well, our boy, for these fucking awesome trophies. It's super cool of you. Every year he's gone above and beyond made these amazing trophies. Yeah. Add to a little, well, I would say a large special layer to the show.

So thank you good stuff. We'll make sure to leave your socials down in the description. I will give you a video of my dad reacting to this. Yeah. I think he's really gonna appreciate this. Hell yeah, dude. That'd be so. But yeah, shout out to everyone who supported us over the past six years and many more to come.

So we will see you guys next week. Bye.