Trash Taste Podcast - The hardest choices we had to make... | Trash Taste #185

Episode Date: January 5, 2024

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Trash Taste. I'm your host for today, Garn, joining me once again, are the boys, and today we thought we'd have another special fun episode. What are we doing today, Garn? Are we having so much fun on Trash Tastes? I don't know. We've been having a lot of fun recently,

but we're gonna be having even more fun because we are going to be playing the classic game of Would You Rather? Oh, certified hood classic game. This is probably the first time I've played this game sober, so this is, Well, luckily, none of these are like fucking pull out all your nose hairs or take a drink, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a nice show. It's all hypotheticals now. So we thought about we're doing this different way. So at the beginning we thought, hey, why don't we just Google some of the most commonly asked, would you rather questions? And then we did that, and then we found some of the questions

and we were like, this is boring. This is stuff we've already, like, discussed in trash days, stuff like, would you rather have flight or invisibility, you know? Boring. Okay. So we thought let's add a little bit more spice and we asked you guys over at our Patreon

to give us some suggestions. So we're gonna be taking, I guess, some of the most... Your guys are suggestions. So if these are shit takes, it's your shit. And if they are shit, we're gonna call out each username as well, so you'll never forget. We're also basically revamping our Patreon

and offering a lot more content. You know, we feel that we weren't doing as much as we could do. But now we're gonna be offering a lot more stuff and a lot more exclusive videos and asking you guys to get a lot more involved in the videos that we make. So if you do want to help support trash taste and everything we're doing

or maybe just get involved in the videos, all the old perks are still there. We're just adding a ton of new content with new weekly uploads as well that are exclusive. They're a little fun little short videos that don't really fit on any of the channels but are a fun video if you're a fan of trash taste.

Yeah, so if you like to sport us, go over to patreon.com slashtaste links in the description. And over. At time over. Let's get onto these would you rather. We have 122. Fearatically we could get through all this.

Yeah, I mean, some of these are so easy, like go to the first one. I don't know, okay. Would you rather live in the world of the MCU or Invincible? Okay, this is an easy one, right? Wait, it is? Is it, it is?

Why would you want to live in the world of Invincible? Wait, I was gonna say invincible. Why? Because it's sick. What do you, wait? Bro, you are literally like a fucking ant in the Invincible One. Like, half the fucking population died in the MCU. Well, yeah.

Because I fucking, Mr. Purple fucking head. Yeah, but they also did an Invincible as well. Yeah, but nobody suffers pain in the MCU, right guys? You know, I like Pokemon, they just faint. Look, look, look. You know, I would rather just fade from existence rather than getting like my skull crushed or fucking... Okay, hold on.

Like, imagine you're just on the fucking train and like the Invincible characters just start a fucking fight there. You're going to die. Again, this is a shit one because, it's like in reality, you're just gonna be like a civilian in both of these universes, right? Yeah. It's not gonna make a-a-frey.

It's not gonna make a difference. You're gonna probably get caught up in- We're gonna get caught up in some like bullshit between like superheroes and either way, you're helpless. Okay, all right, but then, you know, because we have that one which, you know, started a debate, but the next person asked, would you rather get into a car crash or eat a burger?

So, you know, we have some really, really intelligent, questions being asked yet. And I honestly, you know, this is a, this is a comment on society as a whole. What do we value more, a physical body, or what the ramifications are of eating burgers? I would be sweating if I was a vegetarian. If you say, yeah, if you say eat a burger,

well, yeah, that means you support the meat industry. And the meat industry is very problematic. So I just wanna, it's either you get hurt or the entire humanity gets hurt because you're eating burgers and you won't stop. Well, think of it this way. Who do, what do you think kills more people per year? Hamburgers.

Is it car crashes? Or is it everything that the burger industry? Burgers. Burgers. Let's just ask America for a second, yeah. Car crashes. How many people get into car crashes on the way to get a burger? Oh shit.

You're on IRS, my case. Or is it like cow burps, like the biggest reason as to like, or farts or burps, whichever one it was, of why the ozone layer is getting thinner or something? No, no. Well, okay. Paul Maria has to fact check right away. Right away.

It's something like that. It plays a fair amount, but it's not like the- It's a lot, but it's not as much as- Methane gas of particles and waves in it. Travel through a vacuum, obviously, right? We've made it how long in trash taste just before. This is gotta be a speed run of-of- I mean, I wouldn't call it a trashdase episode.

Listen, it's bad, it's bad, but the point is you would definitely wanna get into a car. No, I was right. Methane can react with other gases to form water vapor, which then break down into other chemicals that destroyed the ozone. I wasn't arguing that you didn't affect the ozone,

but you were saying it like, it's the most leading cause of, like, pain to the ozone destruction. Cows do definitely play an effect. I remember that. It's a bigger percentage than what you would imagine it to be. The ozone layer we're fucking chill with now. It's the fucking, the other, what's the other fucking layer?

Oh, fuck. The ozone layer, we basically fixed the ozone layer. There was a hole in the ozone layer and we stopped using the chemicals, so we basically were chill with that. We can fuck it up still, so we're trying not to be fucking up. But it's the other fucking layer,

the one with all the greenhouse gases that stuck. Point being, get in a fucking car crash. No, not stratosphere. That's when you get into space. Oh, that's- Wait, are you talking about the greenhouse effect? That layer? Yeah, but yeah, he literally just said that.

But it's different. The ozone layer is separate to that. I know the ozone layer is different from that, but the greenhouse effect is not a layer of atmosphere. We know, we should change stuff. We clearly not qualified. Why are we talking about this? I don't know how we started.

We're not qualified. We tried clouting again. We tried cloning on something. Joey started throwing out facts. Joey, we can't see facts on trash states anymore. I was saying the correct fact. And then you were like, what's the layer with the greenhouse? No, no, you did not say the correct fact.

If we did not say the correct fact checked him. Oh my God. All right. Back to the page shop. The answer is eat a fucking burger. No, car crash. I don't want to destroy the environment, Jerry. I don't want that on my conscience.

I will never see you eating another burger again from this day onwards. You will never see it. Mark my words. It won't happen. No, just to spite, I will just eat a burger while driving my car. Okay. Oh, I'm gonna fuck around and find out.

Get into a car crash in your last dying moments. I'm gonna fuck around and find out and see what happens when I eat a burger while I'm driving your car. This is my finest devil advocates today. Yeah. All right, let's go next one. Leave trash taste, but you get 10 million, I assume, dollars, and can't be friends with the boys again,

or stay in trash taste and keep making what you're making. Bro, $10 million. I'm sorry, boys. What's gonna fuck off. What the fuck? I'm gonna stay on trash tachers. What the fuck?

Fuck off, boys. We still get paid, mom. We still hang out, you know. I'm gonna cry myself to my $10 million villa. Thank you very much. Yeah, go. How do you got your pulse that I get you got? Well, you'll be back in a week.

You're like, guys, the 10-mill all right out. It's all come up. I need more. I'm back, guys. Like, what the fuck? Are you gonna take me back, guys? I don't know. What would you do?

10 mil, right? I take the 10 mil. Yeah. I make a new podcast. I get another, I get a, I get a, not a tie. That's too close. I get a Vietnamese friend. And then I get the 10 mil, I buy the rights to trashdacks.

I would sell you the rights to trash text for 10. And then get a Scottish guy and a Vietnamese guy to co-host with me. I'll, I'll get the 10 mil. We get a Bollywood actor. Yeah, yeah. I'll get a Bollywood actor. I'll actually pay him to watch, I love it if we're like so, like we're not even friends

and we have to like, one of us is paying them to be friends. And we're like, no, no, no, no, joy wouldn't say that. No, no, no, no. You didn't watch that anime. What's Hottorkew with me on this? You don't understand. If I say this food take, you gotta say, fuck off, God. Cut, cut, cut, redo this.

Oh my God, okay. But yeah, we take the terminal. I would, I think I'd stay. No, no, realistically I'd stay. Realistically, I'd say. Yeah, realistically I say. These patrons, they're helping us get. Yeah, eventually.

Yeah, definitely. Oh my lord. Right. Uh, Reverend Moore asks, would you rather have everyone you know, be able to read your thoughts or everyone you know to have access to your internet history? Bro, this isn't easy. Are you kidding me? Why the fuck would you want anyone to be able to read your mind constantly?

Right. Yeah. Yeah, that's... I would argue for a lot of people, that's worse than the internet. Give me 10 bucks and I'll give you my internet history. I don't know, man. If you have nothing to hide, then, uh... We all have those intrusive thoughts.

I don't have any intrusive thoughts on and what you're talking about? You literally said you get in a car crash, they need a burger, what is talking about? Like, we're driving, right? That would be so funny actually. You know, like, you're standing in line of McDonald's, and like, I'd rather be in a car crash.

Like, yeah, we're driving a car, right? And then you just think, what about Conner's thinking? And you know, like, Connor's like, I can crash the car right. It's like the one intrusive thought I have. You're gonna think, what the fuck? I don't want people will, stupid at my brain.

My brain does fucked up stuff. I didn't give permission to do that, by the way. My brain didn't, I didn't not tell it to do that. Honestly, I think reading minds is one of the biggest monkey poor kind of like abilities you could ask for. Because that would be, that would mean you could never have a friendship or any kind of social connection ever in your life at all.

Yeah. Because no matter how innocent they look on the outside, everyone has fucked up thoughts. Yeah. And you can't avoid that. Right? I would like, it would be funny. though, if we could read each other's mind.

And we'd just be like, would we get to the point where we couldn't tell if we were thinking something or if someone actually was saying something? Yeah, like, we'd be in a conversation, I'd just look at Garn and I'd be like, don't say what you're saying. I'm like, bro, really? Really, Joey? Now, now you're thinking that?

You'd probably find a way to somehow suppress your thoughts, I feel like. I can't do that. Can you find a way? You do it out of desperation. Okay, okay. Well, you just keep screaming, I think, I think the idea of surprise.

I think the idea of suppressing your thoughts is like something that makes sense in your own head but in reality, I don't think it's possible. Oh, it is possible. It's called meditation. I think I've said medication. Well, that's pretty helps too. That also helps.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's very, very, like, it's, you know, as someone who's done meditation before, it's way harder to suppress your thoughts than you kind of like mentally think it would be. There is techniques that help you to do that Yeah, if you've tried to consciously stop thinking. Yeah, try and stop thinking for like a second.

Well, now that you said that, I can't. It's so hard. But like meditation isn't exactly like stopping thinking, it's just being aware of what you're thinking. Yeah, it's like. It's like, that whole idea of if I said, like, don't think of a pink elephant. You're thinking of a pink elephant right now.

Like, it's just, it's- Joe, you're reading my mind, Joe? Don't think of furry porn. Anyway. Yeah, it's okay though. We're close enough friends that we can already read each other's minds. Yeah, well, we'd give away internet history. I think this one is the easiest thing of all time.

Okay, okay. Would you rather be stuck on a desert island? Deserted island. Deserted island for the next three years or have to live in rural Ohio for the rest of your life. I mean, I'll do a year on the fucking island. Rural Ohio is just like a landlock deserted island. One year on the island, I'll do it.

There's no way. Yeah, even if it was three years on a deserted island. You kidding me? Or three years in Ohio, I'd still think I'd do three years in a deserted island. If it was three years on a deserted island and one year in Ohio, I'll take the deserted island. Here's the thing about deserted islands though.

When we say deserted island, people always assume, hey, it's a tropical island, you know? What if it's a deserted island somewhere with shitty weather? Like in the Arctic. Or in the Arctic or some shit like that. You just died day one. Yeah. I would rather still live there than Ohio.

The Arctic? I can take the call. It's just white Ohio. What? Can you get wider than Ohio? No. but you changed the filters of white. Oh.

Not white people. That's what I thought you were saying as well. I'm like, no. I don't think it gets wider than that. All right, this is a three for, one for each of us. So for me, would you rather watch Arcane or join the next chess boxing tournament? Chess boxing tournament 100%.

What? That's, no, you gotta be, that you're meaming. There's no way. No, I would. You would rather get beat up and trained for a year than watch a fucking 12 out 10 hour show? Yeah. There's no shot.

Yeah, because I get in shape. And I'd get bare a chest. Yes. And you'd have your, you'd come back like. And I'd win some money if I want. You'd come back and you'd be like, oh, my band don't work. Concussion.

Yeah, so I'd rather get a frontal lobony than watch arcane. For Garn, would you rather eat only pizza cross for a week? Oh, I was just kidding. And wait, what? For have to dip everything you eat. Or have to dip everything you eat for the next week into ketchup of me.

Oh, that's good. Oh, this is actually very, very easy. What? Yeah, honestly. I cannot stand ketchup and mayo. Like more than pizza crust? More than pizza crust. I could,

me and pizza cross can make peace for a second. If I don't have to dip ketchup and mayo. You remember us talking about how our taste buds change? Yeah. Things like that. I think as I'm coming around to pizza cross. I think as I've grown older, I have come to hate ketchup even more.

What? As I did as a kid. Every time I seem to try it now, it just seems to get like the taste. always gets more and more sickening to me. Also, I think the caveat here is it says you have to dip everything you eat, right? And there's probably a lot of things

that are not gonna go well with ketchup of mea anyway. Like, unless you selectively choose foods that go well with you. Look, I can pretend to be, like, you've been to parties with me. Yeah. I can pretend to be a normal person if I keep the grass every now and again. If it's like, if I have like the social obligation

to be like, okay, this is the first time I'm meeting people. Let's just try to fit in for a second, but in no way can I ever turn off that part of my brain that says, just dip it in the ketchup. Mayo, if it's keeping meaer, maybe, but ketchup, I draw the line of ketchup. I just cannot stand ketchup.

Even spicy ketchup? Even spicy ketchup? Yeah. You're like, really? Just like mild difference. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. And then for Connor, would you rather eat

only oranges for a week or have to sit through all of the Fate Law explanation videos for a week? Oh, this is a good one. For fate law explanations, like for a week, what does that mean? Is that like 24 hours a day? Yeah, 24 hours, seven days a week. You have to have a fair law explanation. How it's like a marathon.

Like I would be dead. Yeah, however long you would take to get through all of the fate law explanation, which would probably be a week straight, if we're being honest. Fate law. Really? Really? You hate orange that much?

Fucking hate them, they're awful. Why would I want like a scrotum texture thing that tastes of just water and sourtum texture? Yeah. Point me to the last time you tasted a scrot him. How did you find a new thing to hate about oranges every single week? It sucks, dude.

They just suck, I just don't, like, at least I get to watch something. I like watching random explainer videos about shit I don't care about. So this is right up my alley. Especially my week anyway. Someone's telling me about why I should care about, like, I don't know, cigarette companies.

It's interesting anyway. Oh, you skip one. Oh, you skip one, yeah. All right, go for a gone. Okay, so Derek Wills asks, Let's start things off fun. Would you rather it hurt every time you pee? Or have it hurt every time you poop?

So basically, would you rather have an STD or gonorrhea? Yeah, basically. Poop. Does gonorrhoea make your shit hurt? Gonorrhry, yeah, well, yeah. I've never had gonorrhry. I don't know that either. I don't know if that's true either.

Is it gonorrhoea or is it? No, haemeroids. Hemeroids. I was like, gonorrhea is a STD, Joey. Yeah. You're right, sorry. So would you rather have it? I'm glad I fact checked it.

Yeah, let me. My bad, that's my bad on that. Wait, wait, what is gonorrhea? Now I'm confused. All right, pull up gonorrhea. Hold on, what's good? I know, we're gonna learn something today. Shout out to everyone who watches trash taste

while you are eating. Yeah, this is for you guys. What is gonorrhea? Okay, it's an STD. Is it is an STD. Okay. I just know that, oh, so it's like a urethra infection. Yeah, so it's almost like a UTI, I guess.

Okay, almost I guess what is it caused by? The gonorrhea bacterium, it says. Yeah. Well, fair enough. Okay, so rephrase. Yeah. Would you rather have an STD where it hurts to pee or would you rather have hemorrhoids?

I have not had either, so. I've not had either, but I pee more than I poop. Actually, can I ask? What is hemorrhoids? I know it's... Hemeroids is when you basically have like a cut in your, like, on your butt hole. Yeah. Inside though.

Is it inside or outside? Really? I thought it's inside. No, I think there's two different kinds. So you can get inside or inside. Because I always don't bring up Google images. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Moodon, do not put any of these images on screen right now. What is hammered?

This is just for us. Hemorrhoids is the swelling and around uranus. Hmm. That's a... Yeah, so you can have it internal or external, it says. About half of people will have hemorrhoids by age 50. Oh shit. Fuck.

I mean, maybe we have had hemorrhoids. We just don't know what, I don't know what hemorrhoids is. I'm not having hemorrhoids. No, you would, I'm pretty sure you would. You would have hemorrhoids. Why? Because you can get it. Why would you say like that?

Because if you spend too long shitting. Sitting for long periods of time, especially on the toilet, is a main call of hemorrhoids. Yeah, if you spend ages pushing your bowels like tensing and shitting, that's how you get it. I don't spend ages just tensing though. Yes, you do. Don't fucking lie.

You're on the toilet of like 10 hours. I let it like fucking naturally go man. No, there's no, there's no, I don't like sit on the toilet and I'm like Goku going fucking super saying for 30 minutes straight. Jesus Christ, I'm just like relaxing, you know? He's like gravity do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you let gravity do the work.

Yeah, we do a bet. If you have hemorrhoys like 50, four 50, you give me $100. You don't get hemorrhoots. I'll give you $100. Wait, what do I get out of this? Oh, yeah, you don't get it. What do you mean?

So if you don't get hemorrhoids, you get $100 and you don't get hemorrhoids. Bonus, bonus points? If I get hemorrhoids before H50, I give you $1,000. Have you guys ever had a, I don't know if this is like TMI? Have you guys ever had a UTI? No, I haven't. I haven't, no. I don't know how, I somehow got one, but I don't know if this is the normal way to get one.

There was this one time where I just held a pee for, like, like a really, really long time. Like a really, really fucking long time. Because I couldn't find a toilet because I was in England. And then suddenly everything just burned. UTI is just awful. Yeah, that sounds like it.

Make sure to pee. Don't hold in your pee. I'm saying this, now this comes from experience. Don't hold in your pee because I didn't know it could cause a UTI. I just thought you fucking piss. to deal with this recently. What's that?

You used to deal with this recently. Oh yeah, yeah, because Aki had a kidney infection. And it's, but for her, it didn't hurt to pee. Oh, yeah, she just felt like shit. Yeah, sometimes, yeah, I think sometimes it depends. Yeah, sometimes it does, sometimes. This is why whenever I get that intense urge to pee, I'm like, I just gotta do it.

Yeah. I can't stop. I kind of got like a mock feeling of it when I ate that ghost pepper on the live stream and then my pee turned spicy. That shit, that's what happened to me tell me. I was like, ah! Is this what it feels like?

The worst thing about it is that having it, you constantly feel like you have to pee. Yeah. Even if you don't, right? Yeah. Is it just anti- antibiotics? Is that how you- Yeah. Antibiotics, yeah.

Oh, I hate that. It's so boring. What do you mean? So boring. I want like some medieval treatment. Give me some bloodletting or something. What do you, what the leeches on the mat. Your dick already feels like having like a fucking.

You're just sitting there with a leech on the end of your cock. It's like, oh, suck it all out. At least time my dick will get sucked. Oh. Is this what Fallatio is? Medieval blow jobs, you know, when you, you know, the only time I ever test the, you know, my urge to pee and I fight it is when you're in bed

and you're sleeping. And you wake up, and you're, it's maybe like midnight, you're about to fall asleep and you can feel the pee coming. Yeah. And you're like, it's not strong enough where I need to pee, but I know that there's a chance I'll wake up in the middle of the night, or I'll wake up in the morning feeling like,

It's also the worst when it's like a cold winter night and it's really cold outside the blanket and you're like, is this cold worth it for me to get out of the warmth to go pee? This will be on the, it'll be uploaded by then, but I, on Chris's Broad in Japan. Yeah. Broad in Japan, is that it is? No, Journey Crossman.

That's his channeling. The first thing you made me do, I arrived in Sendai, he's like, guys, we're going camping. And I was like, oh no. In the, it's like the same way. I was like, oh no, oh no, why? Why? And I was like, I told him

I told him, remember, when we went camping, I and you, and did you fuck up? Did you fuck up with the sleeping bag? Did you get to? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got the Amazon one. We all fucked up with the sleeping guys, right? And I told him, I was like, you gotta get a winter sleeping back.

I don't wanna go through that again. Yeah, yeah, that genuinely scared me. Yeah, yeah, you should. Yeah, it was pretty traumatizing. I was actually so scared because we went camping in Fuji recap. We went camping in Fuji, it went to minus five. Yeah.

And we had Amazon basic sleeping bags, which were not rated for winter one. They were like summer sleep. Might as well be in a cardboard bag. And I didn't have any clothes, I didn't have anything. And I was like, you motherfucker, I swear to go, I kept telling him, because he was like, it's a secret, I can't tell what we're doing.

And then someone told me, and I was like, we're going camping, and I found out, he's really annoyed, and I was like, do you have everything? He's like, oh yeah, we have an expert, we have an expert? I was like, I don't believe you. Do you have, have you confirmed, we have winter sleeping bag?

Yeah, because this shit is no fucking joke. And it's sad, it snows in the mountains, especially, right? And we were on a fucking island, a tiny island, about the size of our office. in the middle of an ocean. Man, Chris really makes you do the shit stuff. I tell him this, I was like,

I have the best experience. I kept telling you, you bastard. I've been on this in my first one. Joey has been on like 19 of these and Joey only gets nice, cushy things. They're all great. Why do I have to be the one in the fucking survival situation?

So anyway, we get there right, and he's like, oh yeah, we gotta come out and you know, we've this ton of stuff on this boat with so much stuff. And I'm like, okay, we have way too much stuff. These guys are prepared like crazy men. This is awesome. And I'm saying,

I'm setting up Chris's tanks, of course he doesn't wanna set up his own tent. That happened to have a second. There was a good time lapse that Paul had. It was very funny, maybe he laughed. Paul's like, look at this. It's like, Chris on his phone watching, and you just see like me and Paul and Natski

building the tents and Chris is just on his phone watching on the film, it's very funny. I don't care, I just find it really funny. But anyway, so I get the sleeping rag out, and I look at it and I'm like, Chris, It's only rated to like two degrees. Yeah. It's gonna get minus five tonight again. Yeah, yeah.

That's, this is no joke. The nightmare return. This shit sucks. And I was like, I can't do this again. I can't, I can't, get me out of here. Like, can I leave? Like, this is awful. So I knew the shit storm that was waiting me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've already done it. Luckily, this time I brought some really good under thermal stuff. Oh yeah, brought nice thick socks. Yeah. But dude, it didn't do anything again. It was fucking awful.

Well, it's because you're also sleeping on the cold ground as well. Yeah. And we only had. because last time we had like a mat. Yeah, we had a mat last time. Didn't have a mat this time. We had a very thin, like, reflective thing.

So you're closer to the ground. That's why you lose most of your heat. Yeah, dude, and this is well, I was why I bring up the story because I managed to get warm, but what I had to do to get warm is, is I had to, because you know the sleeping bag, the back of the head is larger, right? Did you do this as well?

Oh, no, sorry, I was just like realizing before we talked about this, we were talking about peeing, so I was like, are you gonna say you'll pee yourself? No, well, maybe. I was like, where's the story going? How is this all right? I had these, we had these foot warmers, but we only had two each.

And so I put these foot warmers on my feet that lasted three hours. I was like, great, I can get to sleep and then it'll be fine. And I was still so cold, but my feet were fine. I had to get the back of the sleeping bag, I turned it over, so it was over my face, folded it over my head, made like a cocoon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had to keep breathing into this sleeping bag, so I wouldn't lose the moisture heat. So I'd heat myself up to so cold again. Right. And I got to sleep fucking finally, breathing the same carbon monoxide that I was breathing out.

And then I woke up at three. I don't think you slept, I think you just knocked yourself out. Probably, I woke up at three with the most strongest intense urge to pee in my life. Yeah. But I knew if I left this sleeping bag, it was game over.

Like I would never be able to get warm again the entire time. Because it was that pee coldness. So I tried to sleep off. For an hour, I tried to sleep. Couldn't sleep, I had to pee. I go out, I go pee, I'm like fucking freezing. I get back in my sleeping bag, I just cannot get warm.

So I can't sleep because it's just too cold. And I'm just there shivering. I'm like, fuck, Chris, fuck Chris. The whole time I can hear Chris ripping plastic, like little plastic, you know, like scrunching. He's ripping out like the kydles, like the heat. Yeah, yeah, he's like charcoal. Oh, one of those ones.

He was opening these packs for like 30 minutes. I go in his tent in the morning. He had like 40 of them. It was insane. It was the worst night I've had in years. Fucking awful. And that was your first journey across Japan. I'm never going back ever again.

I'm never going back again. Fuck this. Point being, that pee urge was so intense that I was considering pissing myself, but I knew that it would have made me cold, ultimately. So you would rather have it hurt every time you poop? P.

Pee. Oh, that's all that. Poop. Point being, yeah. Oh, we also, they told us on the island, if you wanted to take a shit, we had to climb up the hill, take a shit in the ground, dig a hole first,

and then padded in. I was like, I'm not doing that, I'm gonna shit myself. That's the Aussie caming way. I'm not fucking doing that. Yeah, I mean, it's, I was just a fun little story. Yeah, I mean. Fuck Chris, by the way.

When he comes on the show, I'm gonna murder again. Maybe you should pee yourself next time. That'll keep you warm, like a good like half an hour, right? Yeah, but then you freeze. Yeah, yeah, that's true. And also you'd be trapping yourself in the pee sted, sleeping back.

Oh, carbon monoxide poisoning, and now like wet pants as well. End up getting up, waking up, at like six being like, fuck this, we're gonna make a fire. You smell like an animal, Dan. So I just sat in front of a fire for four hours until a boat came to pick us up.

All right, but moving on to the next, would you rather? Uh-huh. If you're on something dark as fuck, would you rather watch, oh wow. You want to read out of that? Would you rather watch all your friends and family die are we forced to kill

a hundred strangers? I'll kill the strangers. I'll kill the strangers. Oh, are we doing, like, they're NPCs, they'll respond. This is literally just the plot of attack on Titan. Surely. This is like, is it not?

It's like the train problem, except one side is your friends and family and the other side are a bunch of people, but you don't know, and you're like, oh, okay, well. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Not even a question. Yeah.

Next one is, would you rather know the definitive answer to what happens after we die or know exactly how long you have left to live? Good question. I think I'd rather have the definitive answer of what happens after we die. I don't want either. That's, this is going to pick one.

I have to pick one? If I had to pick, I'd get the answer of what happens after we die. I think I'd actually like. like to know how long I've left to live. Really? Definitely do not. I don't.

If, if, presuming, it cannot change. Yeah. So this is like a fucking death note thing. You could see the vision. See, you're thinking about this. I hear that and it's just 90 years old. I'm like, bringing the fucking be it. That's the thing.

Let's get going. I'm gonna live till 90, bitch. See, if that was the case with all of us, then we would pick that being like, oh, you have 57 years left to live and you'd be like, sweet. But what if it's like, you eat a hamburger

and the fucking thing goes down You're like, what have that hamburger change? Or it's like, you have two minutes. Yeah. Let me load up the memes right now. I gotta watch this damn meme before I die. You watch that one porn category, you're like, I don't know if I should watch this,

you watch it, you immediately lose 10. You're like, what? What does this lead to? Yeah, what if just like you do some, like, assonine activity and it's just like, why did my life go down by 12 years? Yeah, I'd like to- That would kill me.

I don't really care what happens to us when we die, but if it's good, bad, or nothing. I'm kind of indifferent towards all of it. I don't know, I wanna know just because- It's like a new game plus anyway, right? Yeah. We start and do some shit, so it doesn't fucking matter. I don't know, I would just like to know

because it's like, even if it's either good or bad, it's like, I can't avoid it. Yeah, so I'm just like, well, I'd rather that than like, living with the pressure of like, oh fuck, I've only gone how many years. The best thing ever, and then you're like, well, fuck it, I'll die now. Why wait?

No, no, no, no, say less. You'd be like, fuck, I can't, I don't want to die. And you'd be so scared of, yeah, and then I'd be like, all right, well, then I'm gonna try and live for as long as possible. Yeah, well, that's why I don't really want to know either answer, but I think the one that would affect me less, like, what happens after we die?

Let's, like, the worst case scenario. We go to hell and we suffer for eternity in your life, right? Sure. No, it's not hell. Huh? It's not hell. We haven't figured that shit out. You think some of Bozo figured it out

and wrote it in the book for us? Fuck no. No, but, okay, what do you think is the worst possible thing? Nothing. That's the worst possible thing? That's the worst. Just infinite darkness for other. No, no, just like, you're gone.

That's it. I think people just don't want to accept that we're just nothing when we're done. No, that's, I don't think that's a bad thing per se. I, I, I, I, fuck with it. Like, I would, why should I be entitled to more time? I would rather stop existing than suffer, like, consciously suffer for the rest of eternity.

Yeah, I think. I think that you know, like, I think when we are, we all specs on this universe and we all get our moment and we enjoy it and we're gone. And like, why should your conscience have to carry on? Or why should you be a being that gets to carry on? Because I'm the main carrots are gonna. That's what we all wanna think.

But we're just done. Like that's it, you're done afterwards. Like, and there's nothing wrong with that. Like, you know, there's a, you won't even have the ability to know you're gone because you're gone. Although if I were to be devil's advocate, right? Like, if, say, for example, after you die, the answer is you go to hell and you suffer for an eternity.

and you suffer for an eternity. Let's say like, you know. Hypothetically speaking. Yeah, hypothetically, let's say like, you know, fucking Satan puts you in a pool of boiling hot water and you have to sit in there for the rest of eternity, right? You have an eternity, you're gonna get used to it. Yeah, you'd get used to it so fast.

You'd get used to it. Like after like 5,000 years, you'd be like, oh, turn it up if it's a bit cold. You know? Is this assuming you can't die? Yeah, well, because it's an eternity, right? You can't die, you're already dead, right? So you're basically gonna be boiling

for the rest of your life. You're gonna get used to it after a while. But it's not exactly a pleasant experience, is it? It's not pleasant at first. Yeah, but that's like a very biblical way of looking at hell. I think that like, hell could also be just being stuck in Ohio for like four years.

That's true, that's true. Maybe, I mean, some people are living that home right now. Maybe plot tests. We're in hell right now. We're living amongst people who are also serving their time in hell. Yeah. What if existence is hell?

What is, what if this is the suffering? Think about that, atheists. Yeah, okay. All right, fine. All right, let's go the next one. All right, something a bit tamer. Also from Derek Wells, would you rather have an unlimited entertainment budget

but be heavily restricted on your food budget or have an unlimited food budget but be heavily restricted on your entertainment budget? Entertainment is such a... That's such a broad word. That could cover so many things. Games, movies. Food is my entertainment as well.

It's true, yeah. Like, oh shit. Did you just outplay the game? Entertainment could also in some aspects could be like travel or... Yeah. Yeah. You know, so I think if you were talking about travel now,

well yeah, travel is entertainment for a lot of people. Okay, let me rephrase this question a little bit. Would you- Fuck you, we're changing your answer. I guess. If that is your real name. Yeah. Would you rather eat like a broke college student your entire life, but have all the games and travel that you want?

You just describe my life. That's me right now. You don't eat like a broke college student? Yes, I do. Fuck off. Compared to you, fuckers, how often do you go to like fancy restaurants to Sydney? Joey, Aki fucking cooks for you and you eat well.

What are you talking about? That is not a broke college student, Joey. Before Aki and when Aki is not here, I am fucking chomping on the worst shit imaginable. What are you when Aki is not there? Like fucking like Goudon every single day. Bro, Dukon's great. What are you talking about?

Excuse you, Goudon is the college food in Jodon. food in Japan. Are you kidding me? I love that visceral call. I've got, you go to fucking nice restaurants all the fuck. You do. I barely go to restaurants. You do go to the restaurants, I think,

the least out of all of us. Yeah, absolutely. But you also cook at home, or you have someone to cook you at home. Yeah. There is something really, really fucking nice about a home cooked meal, you know. I mean, I'm not gonna say no to a nice restaurant,

obviously, but I'm not gonna go out of my way to go to one. Okay, so what you're saying is you would. Look, this is not me saying I never take Aki to nice restaurants. I do. Oh, okay. You don't have a run out. No, but that's the great thing. Archie is exactly the same as me in the sense that she also doesn't care about restaurants.

Just like you care. She comes home from like a hard day works like, honey, don't worry. I'll cook for us. Yeah. Like brings out the fucking... Bring out the Uberie's. Bring out the instant ramen. It's just like, okay, honey, here you go.

I'm like, babe, it's a special day. You can choose between Matsia or sugar. options. I like Uber's a lot. So if I had to pick, like, I would pick the first one, the limited entertainment budget, because I love traveling, I love games, I have movies, all that kind of stuff. And food budget, you can, in Japan especially,

you can still eat pretty well with a restricted food budget. Yeah. You'd obviously struggle when you're traveling, of course, but if you don't include traveling the entertainment budget, yeah, well, worse comes the worst, I will pick unlimited entertainment over, I mean, food to me is, Very much, you mean, I enjoy a good meal

with something I look forward to every day, but that isn't so much dependent on how much of a budget you have. A lot of the time it's just depending on how much of an effort can you put into learning how to cook something you like and doing that more often than not because you can't always- Or finding a good place on a low budget, right? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Obviously exists. Exactly, so it's a lot easier. I'm pretty good for the limited food budget. Really? Yeah, I could have some, I just go out every single night. You're a nice restaurant. I feel like you get bored of it.

You'd get tired of it. Haven't so far. I'm not, man, a lot. All right, Mr. Big Spender. Stop rag. I just, I go out every now. No, I mean, I don't think I do. Do you never like crave a home-cooked meal?

No. No. Bro. Really? No. I never. That's just something like warming and homely about. I like it, but I've never thought, man, I really want one right now.

This man's been in LA too much more. Yeah. One, this is what Uberit does to a motherfucker. Oh, I love Uber eats. It's so good. What Uber eats does to a mother phone. I can get a restaurant meal in the comfort of my home. It's so good.

Restaurants, yeah, I love my parents to death, but. Yeah. Restaurants are restaurants for a reason. No, but okay, there's something about a home-cooked meal that... Listen, if it was your mom's home-cooked meal, maybe there's a different equation here. Well, no, it's not just my mom. Do your parents, are your parents good cooks?

Yeah, they're okay. That was the real answer. I was like, what can I say without them disowning me from my family? It's like, they swear to me they're very good now, which I sure they are. But I just, yeah, all right, the moment of that. Well, listen, I had God's mom's home cooking

and I was like this, pretty fire though. That is true, I think the answer makes a big difference if you have at least one parent who's like a mad good parent. This is a different question, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, the thing I loved about home-cooked meal is that, okay, you have like restaurant quality meals. You can go to like a Michelin-star restaurant,

but sometimes there are certain dishes that you like the way that you like it. And with home-cooked meals, you can just make it to exactly to your taste profile, exactly, you know, sometimes you get a dish, and like this is 80% of how much I actually want of this dish. Yeah. But like, you know, you're satisfied with it,

but you're like, damn, I want to just that little bit more. You know, there's a few places you can do that. I got a few places I go where they'll customized by ask. I think that's how restaurants get you as well, right? Like, because like, you have that feeling all like, damn, I wish there was a little bit more. And then that just incentivizes you to go back

to that restaurant again. What do you mean? Like, is it, don't you think it's kind of seems like a bit of the marketing scheme to be like, oh, we're gonna give you just a little bit less than what you actually want so that you have that craving to have it again? I mean, I think I just eat more than the average person

on a meal. Right. Because it takes a little bit more for, like, to fill me up than someone like Sydney, who is a lot smaller than me, you know, so it's, you know, it just depends. The restaurant, they have to serve for the average person. And most of the times we eat more than the average person. And I'm an above average person.

Yeah, and you know, the way you, you know, the way a lot of guys offset that is they get a girlfriend or they get a wife and then they eat just like 20% less. Yeah. And they're like, you're not gonna finish that, honey? Yeah. Don't worry, don't worry. Say less. Say less. I'll do it for you. I'll do it for you. All right.

You get two meals for the price of one. All right, what's the next? Would you rather gain a million dollars but need to shit out an entire year's worth of poop in a single day or shit one year worth of poop and never have to shit for the rest of that entire year? This is easy. I would do the first one.

Gain a million dollars and shit out entire year's worth of poop in a single day. Bro. There's also apologies of poop topic, but I want to see the money about shooting. Why, well one of these I get to have a million dollars. Yeah. And one of them I don't.

Like dude, if I made a TikTok of that, I'd make the fucking, I'd make an extra million. Although it wouldn't be kind of useful, never need a shit again. I like shitting, I like shitting. I like, yeah. It's, yeah, what's like saying, you know. If it was peeing, I think I would like to know. Oh, if it was peeing, it'd be a different story.

Peeing is actually just a burden sometimes. It is. Peeing is the difference between peeing and shitting. Yeah, no one ever looked forward to it. Sometimes I look forward to a poop. I always look forward to my shit. But when I have a nice bidet, I got a heated seat, I got a five, ten minutes, someone to chill out.

Yeah, yeah, pretty good. It's great. I feel like most guys would answer the first one, because we just love our shitting. An entire year's worth of poop in a single day. I don't think you take that long. You'd be like Randy from that one episode in Family Guy. That's like, how long would that take?

Did I say Family Guy? I meant South Park. I don't think I have enough hours in the day to put out all the shit in the day. put out all the shit in- Well, because you take an hour. Yeah. All right. I think it would take more than a single day

for you to shit. I'd be down two hours. You'd be done? Bump, bum, bum, bum. All right. Would you rather only watch anime for your entire life or only play games for your entire life? Yeah, games.

You don't even do that anyway anymore, Joey. I would rather play games. All right, you got. This is the only hard thing for you. Yeah. No, I like anime a lot. gonna be wrong, but games easily. Also, you can spend more time on a single game

than you can on like an average anime season, you know? Yeah. So like you just get more bang for your bark. Ooh, what if, okay, Joey, what if we included manga and that? Oh. Like, cause I could go without anime if I had manga, but if I'm just cutting out anime and manga, that's true. That makes it really, really fucking hard for me. That's true.

Because I do, obviously like, I watch a lot of anime, but I also enjoy playing my games as well. And if I didn't have to watch anime for a job, I would rather, I think it would actually be a 50-50 about how much anime I watch versus how much games I play. Yeah, so. Yeah, it's hard.

Because I probably read just as much manga as I do play games. Yeah. But it says anime for this question, so I'm taking the games. Joey, taking the easy way out. Taking the easy option. Also, I've already watched most anime,

so I don't wanna re-watch them. Yeah. I think, Oh, this is hard because I think if I had to make the choice, I do think I get more emotionally attached to anime, but I think for like the amount of time investment you put in, I got to go, I can't like give up games because, yeah. You could also get the anime in the game.

What, do you mean JRPGs? No, there's like, there's some games that you can like, sort out of line game. Load videos or links in like Yarcham. Oh, sure. Oh yeah, you could watch anime in VR chat. Can't play games in anime. Well, I mean, I'm going to assume that that's just like a legal loophole.

That Roy clearly didn't think about that. Yeah, yeah, there's cut scenes. Yeah, there's cut scenes, that'll do me. My other reason is because, just purely because, as of like my point in my life right now, I have played less games, like, in the broader spectrum of the gaming world than I have watched anime in the broader spectrum of the anime world.

So there's more excitement for me, because there's more choice with, gaming. Yeah. It would suck though if you made this agreement and it's like every show you're halfway through, you've to stop watching. You can't finish.

You'd be like, fuck, I wouldn't know how it ends. That would suck. And like for some reason no one else can tell you. You'd never find out. You never get to get that joy of finding out how it ends. Sure. Maybe, yeah, maybe, maybe that's a blessing in the skies. So because maybe I wouldn't be fucking joy. Maybe I wouldn't be spoiled on Jyjitza Kyson

for the hundredth time when I'm scrolling through my fucking. Yeah, yeah, I, that's true. Everything has been spoiled for me about that show. It kind of sucks. It's insane because I went like four years, I was like, no attack on Titan spoilers. And then suddenly I know the entire plot of Judiskeyesen from now to what's going on with the manga,

and I get a different thing every single day. Dude, I could probably tell you just as much about Jizu Kaysen. I haven't even watched this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can tell you the character order to death to come. Yeah, yeah. I can tell you how they die. Yep.

I could tell you everything. I can write the wiki, bro. I'm also, I watched all of the available episodes of Freerun as of the date of recording. Oh, yeah. Did you like it? It's fucking good. Yeah, it's really good.

Very fucking good. Yeah, yeah. Not number one anime of all time. No, no. It's a solid show. It is very, very fucking good. Gigi free run. Yeah.

All right, next one. Yeah, that's enough anime talk. This is the real question. Would you rather spend a year in Ohio or a year in Paris? Oh, at least, it would be Paris. It's at least a walkable, city and I can get nice coffee and baked kids.

Also you're in Europe, so it's a lot easier to access other countries. Presumably you can't leave for a year. Oh, if you can't leave? Well, I imagine you'd have to spend the year. Yeah. Oh, I see, I see. Uh, yeah, I'd say Paris. Ohio, what can I do? I can go to McDonald's. I can go to Wendy's.

I can go to a chick filet. In Paris, I can go to-. That sounds pretty good, actually. Okay, well, I think Paris can get a nice coffee. I can get some good baked croissant. Yeah. Yeah. Some good stuff.

some good foods. Will I have to deal with an angry French person every day? Probably, but hey, I'll manage. Yeah, I mean, this is Ohio we're talking about. Ohio is so bad. Ohio is the final boss. Not as bad as like Montana. Montana's kinda alright.

Montana's right. Yeah, it's right. It's Ohio. It's Ohio. Yeah, there'd be very few places that could like battle Ohio in the, you know, in the final boss. The final boss.

So yeah. Yeah, we'd rather spend the year in Paris, I think. I think Paris for all of us. So the Manitin asks, would you rather give the first 90% of a blow job, or give the last 10% of a blow job? Asking three Jojo fans here. That's a really good one.

Because, oh man, because you have to now. Presumably you get nut in your mouth. Yeah, you have to debate with yourself, do you want nut in your mouth? Or do you want it? endure the large majority you, but no nut in your mouth. Yeah, so it's all about the nuts.

It's the nut question basically. Do you wanna take the nut or do you wanna put in the effort or do you wanna suck a dick? And actually, I'll do the last 10%, you know. I think I'll do the last time as well. I feel like I, you know, I'm the one who did it. I did the job, I did it, you know. It's all me, I got all the credit for the work.

Why not? Yeah, also, you know, depending on the dude, it'll take like two seconds. Oh, it could take like, Or if it's Johnny sins, you'll be there for 40 minutes. Yeah, you could be there for 40 minutes. You get like fucking jaw problems, you know. If it was me, it'd be like two seconds.

What if it's a dumb-ass question? Stupid-ass question. Well, some people don't want none in their mouth, man. Oh, my love. Why is this a question? So bad. All right, going on to the next one, let's see. Go back to daily uploads or stream every single day.

I mean, streaming every, I feel like this is the same question, But if this was me, I'd rather stream every day. Yeah, I think I'd rather stream every day. Like, streaming is basically just doing daily uploads just without the, uh, just without the chat interaction, basically. Yeah, also you can make more content out of like a full day of stream of than you can of like a full day of making daily uploads, I feel. Yeah, but you need to stream every day.

So actually, actually, if you do daily uploads, you can get away with less- Doing one stream like seven ideas worth and then you've got your daily uploads, right? Yeah, or like having like one recording session where you just. Oh shit, you're right. I think they're kind of the same thing, really, if you think about it's just whether or not

you want to stream or not. Yeah. I actually think I would do daily uploads. I think daily uploads too. I think I do daily uploads thing. You could do a batch. That's true. I could record a month worth.

That's true. Yeah. All right. Mason Lazzania asks, would you rather be only able to shit in one minute, man? or have to shit for at least 30 minutes. So nowhere in between.

How would the mechanics be of this? Like your one minute in and your pants like robotically just zoop back up? I mean, yeah, you probably. I guess you just described the two different types of shitters that are sitting on this table. You basically described,

are you a woman or are you a man? No, whoa, whoa. I don't know about you, dude. My sister shits in like 30. It's actually insane. I shit in one minute. I shit in 30 minutes. Yeah. No, no, yeah. I thought that was more normal, like taking like 30 minutes for a dude. What I, what I do is is I get there, I take the shit. It takes like 30 seconds and then I sit there for 10 minutes because I just want to sit down. Really? Yeah. What about you? What aspect of this is taking 30 fucking minutes?

Ask the dude who takes 30 minutes. Just chilling out. Okay. Are you like a toothpaste roll? Are you like crimping the inside of your small intestine together out? I've explained this before, but you know, like when are you you go take a shit, right? When you go take a shit, you sit down, and then it's just like that immediate relief that you get like, a good like 70% out. And you could walk away. I know what you're talking about.

You could walk away. You could walk away. You're psychotic. Dude, what do you mean? It looks psychotic. Look, he only brings 100% of the effort to the toilet. This is why you're gonna get hemorrhoids before the age 50 are,

because you're trying to squeeze out the last 30, which isn't coming out. It's not ready. Yeah, I thought you said you'd let gravity do it to work. If it was ready, because it takes 30 minutes. No, it does. No, but if you're straining, that's not gravity doing its work.

That's you forcing it out. No, no, no, it's like you get 70% out, and then you could feel there's a bit more. There's a little bit more. Yeah, I reserve that for my afternoon shit. You just kind of come back later. That's like pre-ordering my afternoon shit. If you just keep sitting, it's just you, you'll get it out.

No, you're forcing it out. Why are you forcing it out? That's literally how you get hemorrhoids. You're fucking forcing it out. You know what, let's just, you know, fine, fine. I'm going to get hemorrhoys then. When I get my hundred bikes going on? When you get the diagnosis, you gotta get a 300.

A clean 100. You get a double bill. One from Connor, one from the hospital. I know the exact sensation you're talking about because I've been on the toilet where I've had the same feeling. And I'm like, I think it will come out if I sit here and just try and get it out for 30 minutes. And it's better to just walk away.

Just say no. It doesn't, I can't just be completely empty. No, I'm gonna come back when it wants to come out. Look, I don't really care what doctors say. This is like when doctors say, oh, oh, don't use. That's a good addict. I don't care what doctors say.

I don't care what doctors. It's like when doctors say, oh, don't use cotton butts to clean your ears. Like, a lot of us are still going to do it. Let's be honest, guys. I don't do it. I listen to doctors. Oh?

I listen to doctors when it suits my agenda. Exactly. Exactly. You know what? If doctors say do not sit down for the rest of the 30% shit that you can tell we're still in there after you take a shit,

I'm going to be like, but I'm going to do a gamer move anyway. I'm going to sit down. What are you my dad? We're going to get a poop expert on the podcast. Yeah. That's what we need. And honestly, why would you want to- A fecologist?

Why would you want to deprive yourself of like just a nice relaxing shit? I don't understand why- No, no, no. Like, I get- In the middle of fucking recording gone. It's gone for 30 minutes. I got shit to do. Come on.

We were waiting on you. And you're here like dangling it out, go, what? Trying to get it out. No, no. Sometimes, sometimes I just, it's just hard for me to focus. So you don't want to shit in one minute. You want to take 30 minutes. I think if I had to, I'd rather take 30 minutes.

That's fucking. That's preposterous. I mean, like, I'm thinking. That's such a lot of. Because I'm thinking about it now. I'm thinking about it now and it's like, on average, how long do I take? Don't mean like a curske of that video

about your guys' lifespan. I'd be like, you spend 50 million hours sleeping and then 2% of your life shit. Hey, what? Actual work. Okay, here's the thing. Would you rather only be able to sleep for one hour or have to sleep eight hours every single day without fail?

Is this taking into account that you'll be fine even after a one hour sleep? Yeah, why the fuck do I want to sleep one hour? Is it as in like, you're saying that like I have the option. Like you'll be fully rested even after an hour. Yeah, you can, you like, 100% time. Yeah, totally.

And I don't get the normal 60 hour, like tired cycle. So I would get, yeah. Would I, what time would I get tired? Would it be like one hour before I go to bed? Or would I get tired like eight hours before? Let's say, let's say every night it happens between 1 and 2 a.m. So, so I'm sleeping between like 2 and 3 a.m. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Dude, but then you're, but then by 5 a.m. You're fully awake and fully rest. Are you kidding me? Yeah, hell yeah. It's not even that question. Yeah. The amount of time you have is insane.

Because think about it this way, gone, right? Like, okay, you say like... You just added 25% of active time to your life. Because think about it this way, right? Like you, okay, you sleep for eight hours, right? Sure, you get the full eight hours. Yeah. But in your head, it doesn't feel like eight hours.

Does it? Does it? Yes, it does. No, it doesn't? Yes, it does. Because when you're asleep, you have no conception of time, because you're asleep. Yeah, but okay, when you wake up...

You judge it by waking up. Yeah. You judge it by waking up, but still, sometimes you, know when you've just, okay, sometimes you over sleep. You know when you oversleep, right? Yeah, totally. Your body tells you, hey, you just slept a fuck time. Yeah, and you know that every time.

I don't know. To me, I, I look at sleep the same way I look at shitting, you know. Is it always the most efficient use of time? No, obviously, if I could, like, if I could cut out all shitting in my life, I would give myself X amount of more time in the day, you know. But do I enjoy the fact that I can look forward to like a good, nice rested sleep for like a sort of period? Yeah, but if you can get that within an hour,

the hour gives you that same sensation. Also, let me propose this gone. If you could only, if you only had to sleep for an hour and you'd be fully rested, that's more time for you to take a shit. I'm literally just offering you more time. There's no downs. I'm just saying, hey, you can just have straight up more time in your life.

You're like, no, I don't want that. Yeah, I mean, I'd rather spend that extra time that I have to be fully unconscious. It's like I'm saying, do you want seven hours a day extra to do shit? And you're like, no. Do we need seven hours a day to do extra shit? Oh my God, do we need, do we need seven hours a day?

We would be in flying cars if that was happening right now. I would be watching all the shit I, that is on my backlog. Yeah, I'd actually be watching anime. I feel like that's a lie. Yeah. Joey, that's enough to lie. That's enough. I mean, I'd be playing games.

That is an absolute lie. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, more time is great. I guess. There's no doubt. In the logical sense, would I be happier with more time? I don't know. I don't know if I'd be happy with more time.

No, but I mean, like, sure, but like you would be able to, I mean, what you do with that extra time is up to you, right? Yeah. I think. So like, I think just even having that option is better off, especially for people in our position where we have to be, you know, on our own time schedules and be as productive as we can. with the limited amount of time we have.

Think about how much shit we can make if you just had an extra, even five hours in a day. We just become even more workaholics and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Or you can spend that extra seven hours watching anime, playing games, whatever the fuck you want. Rewatch breaking bad.

Yeah, whatever the fuck you want. It doesn't matter. You know, you can use that time however much time in on. I feel like when you have an abundance of something is when you stop appreciating what you have, you know. That's like. Why aren't you like that with shitting then? Sorry? Why aren't you like that with shitting?

I do appreciate that. What are you talking about, Joey? I appreciate the time I have with shitting, Joe. You certainly have an abundance of it, that's for sure. You're saying that 23 hours a day is too much time for you. I think it would be. I don't know, 23 hours a day,

that's a lot of time, right? And yes, I could be a more productive member of society and all that kind of shit. Do I think I would be happier with 23 hours of time in the day? I don't know if I would be, because I would, I mean, right now, I'm like every, let's say like, you know,

all three of us, every spare moment we have, we fill that shit up with just doing more work, right? We say to ourselves, hey, we would like to watch more anime, we would like to play more games, but you know, you've had like a holiday where you have like a week off and then you just do nothing but become a degenerate and play games and watch anime, then you're like, shit, I feel like shit, because I didn't do anything

but play games and watch anime for seven days straight. And then you're like, yeah, but that's because you're playing it for seven days straight. Like if you had that extra seven hours in the day, like you would, after a while, once you actually got your body and mind into that rhythm, you'd be able to start, you know, like, you know, putting, you know, a certain schedule together. I'm like, okay, yeah, sure, I have that extra seven hours, but I can maybe split it up with like, maybe three hours of that is working and then four hours of it is doing whatever the fuck I want, right? I feel, yeah.

I mean, we could do that anyway, Joey. Like, people do that anyway. more time. Think of how many JRP's you could finish. Joey, here's the thing, Joey. You can finish Final Fantasy in a day. Joey, that's crazy. Here's the thing, Joey.

I do not believe for a second that if you had more time, that you do all the things that you think that you're gonna do. Have you ever had that moment where, okay, you're in, like, you're, you're in exam period or something, right? Or you're in like a period

where you're in crunch time in work. Sure. And then all you can think about is, holy shit. If I had more time, I can't wait for this project to end. Yeah. Because once this project ends,

then I'm gonna have time to do X, Y, and Z. And all you can think about is fantasizing about having this project in or having exams ends. Right. And then exams end. And you have all the time in the world. And you're like, the fuck do I do. What do I do now? What do I do now?

Steve is self gone after exams, I went hard. You have like a day or two where you're like, shit, this is great. I immediately was like, I can't wait to play 10 hours of games. Yeah, totally. And then I play 10 hours of games and then two hours in, I was like,

fuck, I don't know what to do with my time anymore. This is- I did not feel that way. I think I played it for like seven months straight. Dude, think of the amount of like new hobbies you can pick up, just even in that time. Like you could do whatever the fuck you want in that time. Yeah, but with new hobbies,

you'd have to like go with the circadian rhythm of the rest of the world anyway, you know? You aren't changing. You don't have to, not necessarily. What if your new hobby is like building gonplop? You can do that at three of the fucking... You can do that three in the fucking morning. I've learned that we live in a global world

and there's always day somewhere. There's always gonna be someone to hang out with or do stuff. Any time you are awake, someone is awake on disco. I also have teleportation ability in this universe. Yeah. It's pretty cool. The only downside to only needing one hour of sleep

is that long flights would be a fucking chore. Because you wouldn't be able to sleep through it. Because you'd only need an hour. And then if you're on a 12 hour flight, you'd just be awake for 11 hours doing what? Watching anime. Fuck that. That's what I do, Joey.

I just, like to me flights are just like, oh, it's my, uh, anime marathon session. I'll be watching the same Jason Stathen movie five times in a row. Oh yes, which is, one and two. Yeah. But yeah, to me, I feel like I definitely like my rest time, you know. And it's, it's something I cherish and it's something that I feel like, I don't know if I would want to get rid of,

even if I had the opportunity to get rid of. That's fine. But yeah, that's just me. Gus 180 says, Would you rather become an anime review channel or stop watching anime? Well, Jerry actually got offered this exact conundrum in real life and took one of the options.

Yeah, I picked the correct one, I would like to think. Did you just say that just the wrong? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you bastard. All right, here we go. Here's a fun one. Would you rather watch only 5.0 and lower rated IMDB movies or only watch 5.0 and lower rated anime based on my anime list. Movies. Movies that are like dog shit are funny and anime that are really bad and

under five are generally not funny. Also it's like anime series right that are five and less. That's longer than an average movie. So you'd be able to get through. True but I feel like you know let's let's take like like like like, like Like, you know, IMDB movies versus my anime list. This is talking about entertainment shit, right? Yeah. What, Connor? Just one of the fucking questions.

He's a psychopath. Oh, when you write that? Oh, the Demi one? No, no, below that. Oh. Which kind of, who comes up with that? Mike, are you good, bro? Sorry, Gant was explaining and all I could focus on

was that Mike said, would you rather be in a battle real with all your friends and family? will be forced to strangle 100 innocent kids every day for the rest of your life. How would you even find 100 innocent kids? I love how they have to be innocent kids. The most of evil kids. And you'd have to do that every day.

Why a hundred kids? You'd run out of kids. A hundred kids? That's it. Mike, what's wrong with you? You also didn't balance this, Mike. This is so badly balanced. Mike, you're a psychopath. Sorry God, you're saying.

You're saying, I could, I could- Now you just like fucking hack- Mike's out of fucking pocket, 100, strangling. I think Mike is like, he pretty thought like 50. No, I'd do 50, that'd be too easy. Yeah, I'd do 100. That'd be 100. Okay, but to go back to the 5.0 one, right?

We'll get to that one next. I wanna answer that one. I've seen a lot of anime. You wanna answer that one? Yeah, I wanna answer that one. I thought we were. Yeah, yeah. I've seen a lot of anime that are 5.0 and below,

and I've seen a lot of movies that are 5.0 below. And on average, if my experience, I had a better time watching the lower rate of movies. Yeah, me too. Like a bad movie is kind of fun because you know it's gonna be over in 40 minutes by the time you realize it's so bad.

Like with 5.0 and lower anime, a lot of them are just like so mid that it's not even worth committing to make. Like they're not even the so bad that it's good. It's also so painful, like watching a physical actor be like in a scene that is just bad is so much more funny. Way funnier.

Because it's almost relatable. Like you can relate to the fact that this is probably awkward and shit for the actor as well. The anime equivalent to that is just aggravating to watch. Yeah, because someone had to animate it. It's like someone fucked up, either the music fucked up, either the voice acting's bad or the animation is horrible.

Like, it's not fun to watch. It's just sad. Whereas watching someone be bad at acting is kind of like this weird catharsis where you're like, man, I can kind of relate and I sympathize, which makes it equally funny. Yeah. So I feel like I've seen more

badly rated movies that I actually enjoy than badly rated anime that I actually enjoy. It's funny because if I see a 5.0 in an anime rating, I'm like, this shit is dog shit. Yeah. I think the worst rating you could possibly have is 5. Yeah, I don't ever seen anything. Yeah, if you're, if an anime is actually like technically mid,

like the actual technical definition of the word mid, it's terrible. The only thing worse than a bad anime is a forgettably mid. which a lot of 5.0 and lower up. Yeah, and it's weird. Sometimes I've seen 5.0 or like kind of like that kind of like rating scale and movies. And some of them have just really interesting ideas that I just executed really badly.

Whereas if it's a 5.0 anime, it's probably gonna be generic, Haram or generic, uh, Issa-a-keye. I don't, shut the fuck up, go. Why are you gonna, what are you gonna arm me like that? Yeah, well that's the thing, right? So it's like, I would much rather just see like a really like terrible movie

that is just so terrible that it's funny. Yeah. Rather than just watching a bunch of shows, I'm gonna forget immediately after I finish watching it. Yeah. So I take the movies anyway. All right, yeah, I take the movie as well. All right, let's answer the fucking psychotic one then. All right, what were you gonna say on this? We've won so far.

Would you rather be in a battle royal with all your friends and family? We forced to strangle a hundred innocent, uh, innocent kids every day for the rest of your life. What is your opinion that won't possibly get you on a watch list? Well, Joey. Them kids, man.

So why are you killing potentially? Again, this is just the Aaron question, right? Yeah. You asked this to Aaron Yeager? Why not both? Why not both, actually? Why don't 80% of all of them? What if you, what if it's a battle royale

with all your friends and family or just a battle royale with 100 innocent kids. Would that make it better? It's not even a battle royale, but it'd be a massacre. What are those kids gonna do? Fight back? I just wanted to answer this question because the battle royale with your friends and family,

I think would be pretty epic, you know? It'd be an epic way to go. I don't think I'd win, you know, but... I mean, I would argue a lot of, especially Asian families do this with family wills. That's so true. So true. So it's already happening.

Yo, grandma dies, like load up the fucking Fortnite music. Well, we're dropping grandma. Yeah. Holy shit. You have the fucking long-loss uncle you haven't seen in 20 years, suddenly pop in the map and you're like, oh shit, he was worth how much?

What the fuck did you sport in? Oh, God, damn. All right. Move to a different country every year or live in America for the rest of your life. Oh, that's a doozy, because moving sucks. So does American.

Well, you have 193 countries to choose from, right? So you're not gonna cover every single country in your lifetime. You would get so good at just living in places for kind of short periods of time. Yeah. They don't want to be better if it was like one month because then I could just get used

to just not being in the same place all the time. What if you could just, like, instead of having to go through the process of moving, let's say you could just like spawn and have your place like, Have a different place. No, then I definitely choose that. Yeah, because that's way too easy.

Is there a hundred and like, is there, okay, how many, how many years do we have left? That's 60 for being generous. That's assume 60, okay. Are there 60 different places, countries in the world that you think you'd be happy living in? Yeah, I'm down to try. Yeah, I'm down to try.

It gives me enough time to, either I absolutely fucking hate it or I like it. It gives me enough time to figure it out. But, uh, living in America, for the rest of my life. I'll know in a week. I could do America though, I think I could do it. It depends where.

I'm basically Americans. It depends where. You are basically American. Okay, what if, let's change the question a bit. Okay, what if it's moved to a different country every year, like, or live in a different state every mom for the rest of your life? Well, fuck no, I'm not gonna choose that.

It's psychotic. I'm gonna pick that. I actually think I'd pick living in America for the rest of my life over moving a different country. Yeah, I think so. Really? At a certain point, there are different things. You should stop moving.

Yeah, at a certain point, they're, you know, it would just become- Can't really have kids. Yeah, I can't really have kids, or the kids would be really because you're moving or so. You know, you're not a feeling where you just have a house and you're like, fuck, I can buy the furniture now

and know that this is the furniture that I want that is going to remain instead of just having Airbnb furniture, you know, there's so many like micro things that you take for granted about just having a physical place that you know you're going to be in for, be in for X amount of years in your life, you know? And taking that away, I mean, it's obviously exciting to move to a new place, but only you like,

you do that enough times and it just kind of gets stressful. Yeah. Knowing that you can't plant your roots. Now that you can't plant your roots somewhere. Yeah. I mean, there would definitely be enough countries in the world, I think, where I'd be pretty happy living in for the rest of my life, but yeah.

Yeah, that now that you said the whole moving process, that does sound like a pain in the ass. Yeah. So, All right Americans, you get the W this time. Fuck's sake. Coconut, coconut asks, would you rather try to cuddle with a polar bear

or kill and eat a penguin with your bear hands? What of the question is this? One of them is you die or you get food. Yeah, I'm sorry, penguin, you're gone. Why the fuck would I try and, I die? Yeah. This should just be, would you rather kill and eat a penguin or kill yourself?

I'd rather kill and eat a penguin. I need a penguin, actually. Well, I've listened to enough Joe Rogan podcast to know. Okay. Jonathan here. Eating a penguin gives a gonorrhea. Jonathan's a really good one actually. Right.

All right, what is it? Would you rather lose your taste buds or lose all of your memories from the past five years of your life? Ooh. Both would be horrible. Both would be horrible, especially for us. Because the past five years have been pretty nice.

I think for the most part. For me, I would choose, lose my taste buds. I don't know, actually. I would choose lose my memories for the past five years. I can ask people what I did. I can, oh shit, I just realized my wedding was in the past five years.

Yeah, okay, okay, here's the thing. All the trash tastes is in the past five years. Here's a caveat, right, to make it more fair, because I think losing your taste part is a huge deal and I think, you know, five years that you can probably think of some ways to make it easy.

Yeah, yeah. Nobody knows you've taken this deal, not even you if you take the deal to lose your memory. Oh, so you're not even aware you've lost your memories. You've lost your memories, but you don't understand why you've lost them. Right. Okay.

We should make this pretty more traumatic. Yeah, you just made it the deal worse. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm just trying to say, because I think actually the memories is kind of stacked right now. I think the memories is too strong. Yeah, see, I think my logical reasoning of why I would choose I would rather lose my taste buds

is because, yes, you lose your sense of taste, but you still have your sense of smell, which is kind of like taste. Oh, God. No, no, no. This is why we're in restaurants, by the way. He's fucking, he's smelling at the outside. Even if you can't taste the food,

you can still smell the food, so it's kind of like tasting it. No, Joey, no. Yeah, like, you know that experiment of like how they like make you smell one's food, and then they make you eat something that's completely different and it completely changed the way of how you taste that food? Like, it's called an olfactory system for a reason. I know, I know, but there's still taste being, is a part of that.

Yeah, no, that's one, yeah, but like, what I'm saying is losing your taste spots and only your taste spots, your taste spots doesn't necessarily get rid of taste in general. It's there, but just in spades. Joe just goes to a restaurant has one whiff and he's like, I'm satisfied. Yeah, I've eaten.

I'm full, take it back, take it back. Oh, I'm full, I couldn't. Commerce the ship. I could smell another bites. I possibly could. But if you lose all your memories in the past five years, then that's just like, there's no backup.

Tangeros just having an all-you-can-eep buffet. Just like, when he goes to the gas station, he's like, I'm full. I could, I could. I couldn't smell another drop. Yeah, I'm good, I'm full up. I think I would go for the memories.

Really? Yeah. No, I think I would just be sad. Because like, okay, say for example, even if someone was there to like- All my shit's on camera. Yeah, but even, but like- Say you want YouTubers. Making a harder going, alright?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't have any fucking pictures as well. What do I have gone? I got something. You have the friends, you have the friends that you had. Yeah. And that will carry,

Yeah, because I feel like hearing those memories again would be really sad because like a lot of those memories would be fun, but then you'd get that sense of sadness of like, well, it sucks because I don't remember ever experiencing it. You got to live without your taste buds. Okay, okay, actually, actually, let me choose losing my memories because I can watch Attackman Titan for the first time all over again, baby. Think about how many anime you can watch it.

You can watch Arcane again for the first time, man. That actually was a good point. You underestimate how little shows I've watched in the past five years. There isn't a locker you watch. My entire life in Japan, I wouldn't remember. Yeah, your entire life in Japan, you would not remember. But think about how much-

And then how confused would you be when you suddenly wake up and you're like, where the fuck am I? I guess I would know zero Japanese as well. Yeah. All the friends you made here, gone. All the memories you made on trash-day, it's gone.

It's not, it's only the memories that are going to be there, Japan's gonna still be here, you can make new memories, it's okay. It's like, it's fucking sucks. It does suck, but like with your taste buds, you live with that shit for the rest of your life. I don't think I would wanna live on this earth if I couldn't eat nice food.

But you can, you can still smell it. No. I'm telling you, you can still fucking smell the food. And that's a big part of your, like, eating food experience is smelling the, like, eating something while you've had like a stuffed nose is completely different to just being normal. Oh, it, it, it,

It's still completely different, but it's still better that I can taste like a little bit of it. Without taste buds, you remove one of the little happiness you get every day. Gigantic. Okay, well, gigantic, whatever, you know. Tasting that coffee in the morning? Oh!

Would you rather have no arms or no legs? Fuck, sake. Uh, oh. No legs. No legs. No legs? Let's go. Why, could you can't game?

Or you can't. Jack? Oh my god. We are a bunch of monkeys in here. I feel that like, you know, there are a lot of, it is easier to, I don't know, I feel like the things that I really value in life, I do with my arms.

And obviously getting around, you know, playing games, all the stuff, you know, yeah, I can do without arms, but I think I just would like to be able to. Also, prosthetically, legs are a thing. Presum legs are fucking sick. You know, and like we have like, you know,

like, arms are getting better than that. We have, yeah, we have like, you know, the technology of like robotic or like automated arms or whatever, like for people who don't have an arm is getting better, but the legs are fucking sick. But the legs are like, they're next level now, you know. Well, that's presumably, it depends what type you have because some people can't have those.

Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, it's not every, not every, it doesn't work. Well, we'll cheers everything. Yeah, that's fine. I'm chilling. I think I, I think I, I'm down because I'll, There's more you can do with your hands than with your feet. I would get jacked in my arms as well. I'd be like Joe Swanson, family guys.

I'd be huge. All right. Was there another, I think there's one good one. What was the? Which one? Would you rather fight 10 parents at the same time? 10 hundred. What's it the fighting children?

You're actually a kid just some wild shit. Would you rather have Sydney's head type references or Joey's head type references? Well, boys? I don't know if I ever saying this. I don't want either, I'll be real with you. I mean, I would rather my own. Well, obviously, obviously, but what are you guys think?

What's, what is your, like, textbooks example of your preferences? Well, I know Sydney's textbook preferences, and it's a lot of, like, I don't want Sydney's. Really, it's shit I don't even touch. I mean, I know Sydney's anti-preferences. I think I'd go for yours just out of, like, I have no choice, but like, what is yours?

What would you, like, I'm just saying that because I don't even want Sydney's. I just fucking hell right. Anyone, but Sydney's wins by default because it doesn't have NTR and ugly basketball. Yeah. And grow, like any of those fucked up ones. Sydney likes really fucked up a shot.

You'd have to play, if you had Sydney's anti-prefaces, you'd have to play some of the most, like, abominable, like, erogership. I feel ashamed whenever I even, like, see those. And I'm like, man, it's sad that my other bros out there are watching this. Someone's watching this. Yeah. Someone's getting off to, like, ugly bastard.

Although, if you had my friends, my hentai preferences, you would have to watch every single hentai that ever comes out, whether it's good or bad. What does that mean? Why? Because that's what I do. I give everything a go and like, see if it's good or bad. What's your preference? That's not preference.

My preference is I watch everything. Okay, all right. Okay. So you'd have to sit through, probably a lot of shit you don't like. I just click it and I see if it says any categories that I don't fuck with, I just don't watch it, which is 90% of hentai nowadays. Well, which I think is what,

that you just described a preference. That's the same for me or sin. That's just a taste. Yeah. One of them is literally, would you rather be a repist or Kirita? What? That's so funny.

Would you rather become the MC of Reedy of a Healer and do what he did or become the Blake swordsman? Okay, Keir. This guy literally thinks he's like, man. He's like, I know the boys hate Kirito, but. How is the sword on line got such a bad where people think this is like a legit question. It's just an easy punching bag,

you get, you get like intense trauma your entire life, then become a hideous, horrible human being or become a protagonist sort of online. Or just have a nice cushy life playing video games, get married and have girls for it over you. Oh, no. I don't know, man. I don't fuck with Curiton normally, but I'm definitely fucking with him in this instance. Would you rather be right or be happy?

Well, I can tell you for one thing, guys. Trash taste is one of them. I feel like- And it's not right. I feel like a lot of people would say happy, but I think a lot of people secretly would rather be miserable and be right all the time. Well, it depends who you're asking, right?

That's just being British, isn't it? Yes, actually. I think actually I would rather be right all the time. What are you, fucking knew you would. What are you read it? And because it would get to the point where I'm always right and that everyone would fucking be like, dude, he's always right.

He's fucking, ah, fuck, I don't know. Yeah, then you wouldn't be happy. Yeah, but then you wouldn't be happy. It would just be miserable. I think I would get happiness eventually from being right all the time. But here's the question I always like struggle with. Would you rather be ignorant and happy

or knowledgeable and miserable, you know? Ignorant and happy. Ignorant and happy. Because I, like, I get this, I get this sometimes whenever, there's no punishment for being ignorant. You know what I mean? Like you just, you don't know, you're ignorant. You're just happy.

Yeah, I'd rather be ignorant now. Yeah, the smart person. But like, I think, I think at some point, we made the conscious choice to stop being ignorant. And at- Yeah, but there is the saying ignorance is bliss. Or just getting, getting, like, learning and getting knowledge and expanding is addictive,

but also dangerous. Yeah, because, okay, you know, there's a moment in our childhood, I guess, where we were fucking ignorant, but you know, we were happy about that a lot of the times. And I feel like, as an adult, I have happiness. Were we ignorant or were we just, unknowledgeable because I think there's a difference.

Well, we were just fucking idiots because we're kids. Yeah, well, we're kids. Well, ignorant, that's the same thing, right? No, ignorant means, no, what is the definition of English? Ignorant is like... You're doing it right now, Joey. Well, no, not being ignorant, because I want to know. So I know I'm wrong.

Ignorant is like you are completely like to lack a large amount of awareness on the subject. Discourteous or... Lacking knowledge or awareness in general, uneducated or unsophisticated. Unsophisticated. God damn, God damn. Google, you didn't have to go in that hard. No, Google. Jesus.

You don't think about maybe like what else there is out there. Maybe you're content with like you're very like, like, you know. Right. Like close-minded. Not close-minded. No, not close-minded. That's like conscious ignorance, you know. If you consciously block off the rest of the world,

then you're consciously choosing to be ignorant. Right. But there is a point where we made the, the guess, I guess like the conscious decision to go outside our bounds, to go outside of, let's say, our little town or our bubble, our world, and we chose to become more knowledgeable about the world. Um, did it make me happier? I don't know if it did. Honestly, sometimes I see a lot of people in like the small towns that we came from and I'm like, damn, they're just fucking happy, man. They're just happy living their life and just having, you know, living their life in their

bubble and I'm not saying this is a bad thing because I'm fucking jealous of them. Well, they're content, right? Yeah, they, content's the wrong word. Some of them are content. Some of them are genuinely just like, some of them are genuinely just happy living the lives that they have and that's completely fine. And I think to myself, huh, there was a point in my life, in my childhood when I was that happy, when I didn't like, when I was just happy with the things I had, There was a point in my lives where, you know, this is the best kind of like, uh, allegory.

No, that's not the way. But, uh, this is the best analogy. Analogy. That's what I was looking for. That was a point in my lives when I was just happy fucking eating chicken wings of McDonald's for my mom every day of my life. I did not. Amen.

I did not crave Japanese food. I did not crave Japanese food. I did not crave all of these other kinds of like foods. And then, you know, suddenly I go out. I try Nando's for the first time and I'm like, now I crave Nandoes. Yeah, yeah, you have like a, you can like, when you try all these new things

and explore, you almost then, you're like, okay, but I know, and it's keep satisfying Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've done. Yeah, exactly. Right. And I never already have fucking eaten Thai foods. Yeah, yeah. I've stayed in Wales.

Or I would have had it once, be like, oh wow, look at this. Yeah. Oriental quiz-y. Oh, look at this, ooh, and then I think to myself, am I happier now or was I happier back then? Being ignorant of the larger world, you know? And so like, I guess my question, It's kind of depressing, isn't it?

My question is, would you go back to that kind of ignorance and just like, like, forget all your memories? Fuck now. And just go back to being the- I'd be on the same path regardless. I'd always find a way to fuck myself over. And I'd want more. I can't change the future.

I can't change the future, I am gone. Yeah. If you could go back in time and be like, actually, you just stay in your little Welsh town. I would maybe, I would maybe go back for like a week, but I wouldn't want to relive the whole thing again. Yeah. You know?

Like just purely based on nostalgia, it would be nice to go back to that childish mentality of the world is just like this brand new thing and there's so much to learn and there's so much you don't know. And like, you know, because I've always had the enjoyment of going out there and learning something. You're being like, oh, wow, I never knew about this thing.

This is cool. I'm a dumb idiot. I don't know anything about anything. Yeah. But like, would I want to then relive my entire adolescence again going through that? Maybe not. I'm pretty happy with how much knowledge I have and the lack of knowledge I have

that I'm still yet to learn, so yeah, I do for a limited time. Do you think Leifie wants to find one piece? I don't even know if he knows anything, to be honest. What do you think is gonna happen after he finds it? Just like, it's not what I was hoping for! What if it's all about knowing it's out there in the journey to find it rather than the actual,

ending of finding it yourself, you know. He becomes a dictator. Yeah, he goes back to Garp and he's like, you're all right, Grandad. I should have joined the Marines. You know, now, now everything that Roger did is, uh, he's gonna become a martyr. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It makes so much more sense now that you think about it, yeah. He's gonna inspire the next generation of pirates by becoming a martyr. And then we get one piece two. Two piece, two piece. Two piece. Wow, would you rather have Stan's exist in real life or Nen exist in real life.

Nen. You think so? Yeah. I think because there's more of a variety of Nen and there's so much more you can do with Nen. Absolutely not, there's no more variety of Nen. Yeah. Fucking, Stans are like insane. Like, stands are insane, but Nen is more moldable. You know what I mean?

Like, Nen you can kind of do whatever your will is. Yeah. Stans you're pre-given. Obviously it's a skill issue that you need to be bored with, but so, is stands, so, you know. But I feel like, stands get so, like, eerily specific. Yeah, also, you can't impress a non-stand user

by having a stand, but you can impress a non-NN user with Nair. Can't would be like my standability is that every time the clock strikes 11, I can suck back in the fart if I have a fart. And if I do, it causes a minor explosion somewhere in a fourth world country. Conno's ability would be like, every time I sit down for the toilet,

even if it doesn't have a bidet, I can still summon the bidet sand. My stand wipes my ass for me. My stand bedaes my asshole, so it's permanently clean. My stand is just ask Jeeves. Yeah, I just think like with just how the Nen system is based, I think there's more of a variety and there's more of a, what's the word, there's more of an opportunity

to have like weight cooler powers in Nen than you can withstands. So, although they are very fucking similar. This question is fucking weird. Vry asks, would you rather be the main character in a monster themed hentai or a side character in Nisakai where you know you will die?

So basically, have sex with a monster or die. I think I'd rather die. Yeah, I think I'd rather die too. Oh, I was gonna say most things. Well, it depends on the monster. Okay, I've seen... Monsters range differently. I've seen anime's definition of monster.

The ugliest fucking orca live. Yeah. Kill me. Look, but if we're talking, like, you know, day that lies a monster, Musumeer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly, exactly. What kind of monsters are we talking about?

Are we talking about? What's so for like humans? It's like the most grossest human beings, politicians. You know, you'd have sex with them. You're like, no, I'm good. I'll die. I will take death. So what you're asking is, do you wanna take a chance

in having the worst fucking experience possible? So it's basically like, it also really depends. Am I top or bottom? What does that depend? What? Wait, wait, wait, what? I think that's a valid question. Am I top or am I bottom?

Presumably because it's a monster, is probably top. Wait, tell me why it matters. Because if I'm going to fuck a monster, I'd rather fuck a monster than be fucked by a monster. I'm just being real with Joe. I would rather fuck a monster in the butt than get butt fucked by a monster.

Is it a deal breaker? A kind of. What if the monster's a top? Are you killing yourself? I'm killing myself. I was just like, the, imagine the one criteria, the one criteria between you and fucking low tier, God and yourself is like, am I top or bottom?

I'm bottom? All right. It's like, if Morbius was like, you get the blue or the red pill, he's like, am I a top in the blue? Yeah. I'm like, right. I want to be top, bro. Okay.

So it doesn't matter if you could like be fucking the most hideous monster monster of all the time. It's like some the craftian monster that get a Bucci. If I do it from the back, I can't see his face, you know? Can we put any of this in? I don't know. All right, the next ones we are going to go through some would you

rather questions that our producer has put together. So, by the way, big thank you to you guys who got selected on the Patreon. And if you want to be involved in future videos and watch extra Patreon-only content, then again, go to patreon.com slash trash taste. in the description. Come on, come on do it.

But let's go through some pre-selected questions that our producer has got for us, so let's do what we got. Would you rather always have B.O. and not know it or always smell BEO on everyone else? Oh. It's just a Yami convention experience, isn't it? I don't mind the smell of B.O.

It depends on the B.O. I mean. Nasty wants, but I generally don't mind it. I've smelled some dank B.O. Oh, I want to know a bro. Like, if I'm not that close to you, I don't really care if you a B.O. But if I'm like, if I'm like,

this and I get a proper way for my, oh, fuck. No, have you not smelled some B.O that is just, like, rancid? No. It literally smells like trash. Okay, actually, there's one or two times I can. It's mainly like when someone- It's rare, but it's somewhere it's like,

God damn you want, I remember my first- B-O is not that bad. Sorry? Most B-O is mine. Most B-O is like minor. I'm fine with, I'd rather not subject other people to me. As someone with Dank B-O. Yeah, yeah. I mean, okay, what if you have like the worst B.O.

in the world, and like, you have like the, the stinkiest fucking B.O you can imagine. Okay, here's the question though, right? If you selected the second option, I've always small BEO and everyone else, that doesn't necessarily mean you also won't have B.O. Right? Well, presumably you wouldn't have Bia

because the option is having B.O. Yeah. Right. But it didn't specifically stay there, so I need to make sure. Yeah. Uh, yeah, I think I'd write you I think I'd be like, people won't wanna hang out with you if you stink.

I can tolerate other people, I don't mind. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm chill, but you would be, you'd lose friends, possibly. I always do small be on everyone else anyway. Like in real life, so I'd probably just do that. Oh, yeah, as well, that's my problem. All right, would you rather lose all your friends,

but keep your BFF or lose your BFF and keep the rest of your buds? Oh, so would you rather have one and only one really, really good friend or never have a really, really good friend, but just a lot of like- Rather keep the BFFs. Medium friends.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd rather have the BFF, I think you only need a few very, very close friends in your life. I mean, obviously having a lot of friends is definitely an extra and it's cool, but you know, having that one, just sometimes having that one friend that will come to you whenever you need

or whenever you're in the time of need, that's what you need most in life. Yeah, that's what you need most in life. Yeah, that's, I think that's an easy question. Yeah. This is a good one. Would you rather walk in on your parents

or have them walk in on you? Have you ever walked in like that? Fuck. Uh, I think so. I did when I was a kid. Oh, yeah, it was unfortunate. Oh. What do you say it like, it's like a traumatic event?

Because it was a- Oh, it is, it is. Every kid, every kid, for any kid, it's a traumatic event. If it happened to me, it would be a traumatic event for me as well. So which one would you rather? I don't know, both are like equally traumatic. The one is like, do you want to subject? Do you think your parents would?

Okay, here's the thing. Here's a thing. Okay, well, you've got to look on your face. If you get walked in on, would you choose your mom or your dad? If you had. Oh, to walk in on you? Oh, dad, 100%.

My dad would be like you, Joe. He'd stand over me. Eat her. Consume child. Imagine your dad walking in on you. It's like, you'll be stronger after this boy. Oh, Joe, like the fucking door you can. If you're like, that that's weak.

Because I feel like, okay, here's the thing. If my dad walked in, we would have the acknowledgement to like never talk about it. Okay. I mean, my dad's walked in on me jacking off before. I think most guys would pick that dad, right? Yeah, totally. That's an easy one.

But which one would you rather? You walk in on your parents, are your parents walking out of here? Which parent are we talking about? That's why I asked. Both. Both are the same time coming in. I feel like if both walk in,

that's better than just my mom walking in. Okay, okay. You know, you know, my dad would say, Just your mom walks in. Okay. Oh, yeah. If both my parents walked in, my mom would be like, what the fuck?

And my dad would be like, let him cook. Hold up. My dad would make the situation bearable. Hold up, let him come. My bum would be like, so we need to like sit down and talk about this. Yeah, so which one is it? Why are you walking on your parents?

Or your parents are walking on you? I think I'd rather have them walking on me. I think I'd rather have them walking on me. Yeah, because then it feels like it's the natural circle of life. Yeah. Yeah, they're like, because they're parents, they understand.

You gotta do it. If I walk in and then I'm like, dude, you've already done it. I'm already here, you're gonna be pack it up. Yeah, yeah. I feel like I would be, I would feel less bad if they walked in on me than if I walked in on them, I think they feel way more embarrassed than I would.

I don't know, I don't know what this is about me. But I think I think, I think, I think, I think, I think most people would take getting walked in on by their parents over walking in on their parents. I know, I think so. Everyone I've talked to, that has walked in on the... That's if you have chill parents, though.

You have, like, really, like, annoying parents so parents are, like, not good. They'd, like, always bring it up or something. Would they? I don't think they would. They might. I don't know, man. You have good parents.

My parents never brought up. What about getting walked on? But it remains in my memory forever. What about getting walked in on by a sibling? I'm asking this question because I can't answer this question. I think I would rather have my parents walking on me, to be honest. Would you rather have your parents walk in?

or your siblings walking on you? But it's different, right? Because he has brothers. Oh, you have brothers? And I have a sister. So if I had a brother, I think I'd be like whatever about it. But with a sister, that's just fucking awkward as shit. Like I would, I would rather have him.

With brothers, it's like, it's all about having one up on each other. Yeah. The brother walks in and he's kind of got one up on you. He's like, I've seen it. Oh, he can blackmail you now. Yeah, he's got no game. You know what I mean?

Tightly dick. I see the genetics didn't go to you. Yeah, well, like, the sister, I imagine, you can be like, I'm so sorry. Sorry, that was really fine. Yeah. I don't even want to imagine that, yeah. So yeah, definitely.

If my brother walked in, he'd probably be like, La Mao. Do you shout it like, like a loser? Tell the whole house. Would you rather be in history books for something terrible or be forgotten completely after you die? I think I'd rather be forgotten completely after I die. Yeah, I guess this is just, do you have an ego? It's the question of how powerful is your ego?

Like, how famous are you willing to? I mean, yeah, I'd rather just die. I mean, I mean, okay, okay, okay. Because then my family would have to deal with it, too. How terrible are we talking? Oh, fuck. How terrible we're talking, yeah. Well, think of, think of every,

history books pretty fucking bad. Yeah, think of every terrible person you've learned throughout history. Pretty fucking awful. There's never been someone, like, I mean, what he did wasn't that bad. You know, it's always something like, what the hell? There is, but I mean, it's just,

yeah, but they're not the ones that are remembered, right? The ones that you remember the most are like, the really, really bad. All right, but what if. you were just remembered for being like mega cringe. Like not even like doing, not even like doing something. God, name me someone in a history book

that is mega cringe. Well, Joey, what? This is just like asking, would you rather have a super cringe life or die? And no one else remember you are super cringing. Obviously, I would rather not be cringe. No, like, because yeah, I do want, I do wonder, historians, please, please tell me,

who is the biggest clown in history? Right? Well, I mean, there's a lot of- There's a lot of clowns, but I don't think the concept of cringe existed. You know? Joey, the concept of cringe has always existed. We don't remember cringy people.

We remember awful people and heroic people. We kind of don't really- Yeah, now I'm just wondering how far does the power of cringe take you? Not generational. It's not, cringe is not generational. Do you think Henry VIII was pretty cringe? Yeah, but he was more of a horrible person,

which is what he was remembered. Yeah, but no one was like, my lord, that was pretty cringe. Yeah. Okay, okay. But if people were, If people could, they would definitely fucking say that. Are you kidding me? Are you absolutely kidding me?

My lord, that wasn't hell. My lord, this is going in the cringe collection. This is going in the cringe. Unfortunately, if you called him cringe, you would have just gone fucking beheaded at the time, but like if you could, I mean, that's someone, we look back on it. That's someone who'd have been in the history books.

He got beheaded for calling the Lord, King, cringe. I think that's what some of his wives did do, actually. That's the real reason. His wife's died of cringe. It's like, Henry, you're like, being a bit cringe right now, Henry. I'm not going to lie.

Kill them! Behead them for pointing out behind I'm cring. Henry, you literally creating a new fucking state of religion just so you can get around divorce laws, Henry? That's a pretty cap, Henry. That's a little cringe, Henry. That's cap, Henry. Come on now.

People are cringe. Yeah, that's just go through British history. And oh, like, who is that person that gets remembered for being like the biggest, like incest, you know, talking, talking about cringe, like the biggest, like, genetically incestual, like baby that's ever been born or something? It's one of the kings, right?

Yeah, it's one of the kings, right? Isn't it, like, the Russian family? No, am I crazy? Is it the Russian? I thought it was a British one. Was it? I thought it was French. Who is the most infectious personal life? We all have different kind.

A white is gone to know this off by heart, given his taste. The most inbred family. The cult clan. Oh, I have seen a video on this. Oh no, this is going to a complete. This is like, this is like royal families now. This is modern day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I was thinking of like royal family. Yeah. Where you see. Who's the most incestuous royal family member. Why are we Googling this? What's wrong with us? Just curious.

I'm just curious because I don't know. I don't know anything about, anything else about what these people did, Aside from the fact that King Charles of Spain. Oh, we were all wrong. And rotting insides. Geez. Oh, the Hadsburgs.

Oh, the Hadsburgs. Of the 11 marriages during the reign of the Spanish Hadsburgs, only two were not incestuous. God damn! The history is super interesting, by the way. I watched a bunch of videos about it. It was very, and they're also famous for the jaw.

Yeah. Habsburg jaw? No. Type in the Habsburg jaw. You just go to, oh no, just click images and you'll see. Okay. Yeah, look, it's literally the first thing that comes up. Oh. It's this, it's this draw.

Right, right, right, right. God damn. Literally, this, I feel, I don't know anything else about the history of this aside from the fact that, hey, this is pretty cringe. That's what I was trying to say, you know. Is this where the Giga-Chad meme started? No.

That's inund. You're not giga-chat. I'm like, hey, this is, this is incest, pretty cringe, right? That is pretty cringe. That is pretty cringe. Why is Mark Zuckerberg's there? What the fuck? Wait, does he have it?

No. No, he doesn't. So why is it? Look at that side profile on the second image. Jesus. There's no way that's real. God, that's like a TikTok filter. You know, though, the Habsburg jaw filter,

my favorite on TikTok. Jesus. rather be able to speak any language or be able to communicate with animals. Animals? Yeah. Hands down. Any language, bro.

The Australian and me is saying animals. Animals would be fucking sick. You'd have a whole fucking career immediately just because you can speak to these fuckers. Yeah, totally. I would charge 10 grand an hour for rich fox who wanna like impress that dog. We're like, what's he saying?

He's saying you're pretty cringe. I'm like, he loves you. But what if you can understand every animal they're just like fucking suffering. Well, they say they hate this. You just like pass a dog, this box, you're like, help, help, help! You're like, everything I know is a lie.

I thought they were just permanently happy, but they're not. Because I'd be so rich from being the animal whisperer. Yeah, I just go after that dog and be like, get over. Yeah, but no one would throw a 10-doll bill. No one would believe you. We would do tests to prove.

How would they test it? All right, okay, let's say- Brainwave activity. Well, we could be like, you know, there's maybe there's like a bunch of different, I'm sure there's ways we can test it. The only way you could test it if people could talk to animals already.

You're gonna give me two seconds, figure out of test here. That's very scientific, all right? There is definitely a way you could prove that you can understand what the animal's saying. There's gotta be. There has to be. I can't think of a thing on the spot.

Yeah. But there's gotta be a way. Because like think of it. How would you prove that you can understand what animals say where when like no one else understands what an animal says? You would simply just set up some experiments that would require like a feedback loop

that would not require any, like, anything, like you could prove that you understand what they're saying and react to it by like giving them X thing they ask for and that they could react to it all the time. Listen, you probably wouldn't be like to the point where everyone is 100% sure, but you could get to the point where everyone's like, why is this guy so good at calming down

all of these animals and like figuring shit out. It's like the trick is simple, I go up to the animal and go, chill dog. Fucking crisp frat with the, like, I would be. Okay, the hash, they're, Someone in the fucking comments, figure this out for me. I'm too lazy to do it myself.

I don't have the fucking time right now to figure this out. But there's gotta be a way where you, if you could perfectly communicate with an animal, understand it, that you could easily devise a way to prove that. We've seen examples of like, you know, certain animals that have like shown really high intelligence, right? Like, you know, there's like, there's like that fucking elephant that like knows how to paint and shit.

That's like saying like, I guess in a certain way, if I can speak Japanese to Jerry or some foreign language that only the both of us speak, How could I prove to you that I'm speaking with Joey in it? Yeah, because like if I could literally go up to a monkey and go spin around three times. Yeah, but just told him to spin around three times. Like, and he starts doing it.

Like, then you're like, you don't speak here, but you don't speak fucking alien language. You could tell a dog to like, you know, do a trick. You bring me your animal, but an animal I've never seen before. I'm like, what's up? What do you want? What's up? I'm like, hey, you've got to help me out here. They want me to.

Yeah, but what if you told that animal to do something that you would almost never see that animal naturally? What I'm saying? What you said is just like, how could you prove that you understand an animal? So it's like talking back to you. How can I prove that I understand this foreign language? Like we'd get input, right?

I'd be like, if I was like, what do you want me to tell him to do? I don't know, I mean, I, if I didn't understand Japanese, and obviously there is no kind of like baseline of like Japanese as a language, I don't know how I would prove that. I would just have to trust that. I'm talking about monkeys, right? And I'm like, all right, here's a bunch of bananas monkeys, eat them all.

And then you're like, all right, now make them stop eating. Guys, stop eating the bananas. I don't know who they are. and they stop eating them. You're like, okay, well, something's happening here. We don't know for sure, but- But you can prove that something's happening, but you-

Well, same with language. You can prove that, like, I know this language, but you don't know 100%. If you get that animal to do, like, not just like one movement, but like, get them to do like a sequence of movements that they would almost never exhibit naturally. Because you'd be able to communicate.

Yeah, because you could actually have-compet like, if you do these like arbitrary tasks, I will give you a shit one of an honest. Obviously, they're still the same intelligence, so you'd have to work around that. Yeah. And that would be the tricky part. Because if I'm talking to a human,

we can start devising, like really complicated solutions to proving 100%. But we work with whatever the animal has. And I'd be like, okay, what's the animal I can communicate the most and is most able to follow or communicate with me and I can be like, hey, I can promise

to give you all the stuff and we can work out what you want and I can help you out here, but you gotta help me out. Yeah. So, yes, you could device some guard. Haven't they tried teaching animals language? Yeah, but they promise that they don't speak language. Yeah, I know.

Well, like, in a form of like, communication. Yeah, yeah. They've already taught a gorilla sign language or something like. Yeah, so yeah, I'm sure there's an animal that could be able to communicate one way with you where you could find a way to figure it out. Because all you need is one of you to understand what the other saying to start figuring something out here. Yeah. The only caveat in this choice would be that you would also probably hear a lot of intrusive thoughts of animals as well because they don't have a filter. The reason why I went on to this thing, which would be scary. was like you can't fucking prove this.

Cause I would be the number one animal fucking expert on earth. I'm talking about. Poor choice of wording that. I might fall in love with an animal, Joey. What's on with the animal? He wants to fuck. I can, you know, I might be in love with them

because I can continue with them. Well, yeah, like, like, for, no, okay. Point being, I would build a massive fucking complex with my money that I've gathered from charging billionaires to talk to their animals, that I would have a fucking complex where there's no goddamn animals allowed in there so I can get out of these,

get away from these fuckers. Do you think you can build an army if you can communicate with animals? 100%. Oh dude, are you kidding me? All you have to do is go up to a bunch of monkeys and go, do you know planet of the apes? And then they'll be like, no, what's that?

And then you'd be like, it goes like this. Like how far do you think you can get with an army of animals versus the world? If you just wanted to take it, take over the world. You could, I mean, there's a lot more animals than humans. If you could, there is a lot, but humans are smarter. We have tools.

control every animal. Yeah, you're done so. Well, bugs would ruin everything. If you could actually organize bugs to start fucking shit up. If you organize a swarm of ants. Ants are so, do you know how many ants there are? You'd be done, that's true.

It'd be like a tidal wave of ants. It'd be game over, bro. Tidal wave. It would. Charge! Those on waves. If I started sending a horde of centipedes into your house, you'd kill yourself.

That's the, like, that's the immune in Australia. Like, no, centipedes are disgusting. That's just Sunday, right? Australia is like the last bastion. That's like, wicked dumb. We'd be the, Australia would be the final frontier once more. Speak any language or be Australian, is the question. All right, thank you so for watching this episode

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