Trash Taste Podcast - The Most INSANE Australians (ft. @coldones ) | Trash Taste #158

Episode Date: June 30, 2023

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Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of the Trash Taste Podcast. I'm the host, Joey, and as always, I'm with Gant and Connor. We got the Aussie table right here. We got the Aussie couch right here because I'm with Max and Chad from Cold Ones. How's going?

Hello. Why are you guys nervous all of a sudden, what that happened? Yeah, Col One, this is S. You guys know how to podcast, right? It's almost like you don't have a podcast. I don't know how to do it sober. All right, so this is, actually part one of the cold ones trash taste collaboration.

Yeah. We have not had any beers or alcohol yet, but I'm sure on your set, we're going to be having plenty. Oh, I'll be having them on your set. I brought some. Oh, you brought some. Yeah. I guess we're starting.

Can you grab some out of that fridge? The can. We're just getting started. Yeah, I can't do it sober, man. I can't talk to a camera. So this is going to be the more, the less drunk version, I guess. Passing around. Yeah, just passed.

Oh, wow. What is this? Oh, wow. Oh, it's in, you got some, you got some catacana in there too. Yeah, we had to put 1% Sochu in it just so we could put the Japanese riding on it and it was fucking expensive. Hell yeah, nice. These ones are being changed. Thank you very much.

Oh, the orange color. It needs to be like, yeah. Shochu vodka and soda. Are you a great? 6%. It's grape and peach. We got grape and we got one flavor of each. This sounds like a dangerous combination.

Grape is getting changed there, but the peach is perfect, I think. Okay. All right. All right. Okay, okay. Yeah, drink is, I guess. Well, cheers boys. Cheers.

Cumb pie, boys. Oh, yeah, I drank one this morning because it doesn't taste a alcohol. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's. Cheers, cheers. Cheers. Oh.

Oh. See if it taste. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good. I love, by the way. Say that more.

Say that more. Yeah. It's amazing, Max and Chad. I love, by the way, you guys called it grog. It just speaks for itself because... Was there a reason why you put the catacan on it? Is you just wanted it to have, like, Japanese? I don't ask me, bro.

Is this phonetically grog? Good or good. Yeah, good old or good. Yeah, but there's no word that's... Or grog's barely in English one. Yeah, exactly. It's an Aussie English word. Yeah. Do you guys use grog in the UK?

Not written. Do you use it in Australia? Yeah, it means alcohol. Do you actually? Yeah. I think it was originally... what the poor people had to drink. Is that how you're gonna add this?

And not much has changed. Something like that before it became like used for all alcohol. It was a specific kind. Yeah, we just call all alcohol. I thought I understood Australia more than I did. Today I went to go and get like a plug adapter. And then I went and I was looking at the aisles.

And there was a thing called Globes. And I was like, well, that's impressive. They have a whole aisle for Globes. And so I go to go to, this aisle, where the fuck are the globes? And I realized they're talking about light bulbs. I've never heard that before, bro. Sorry, yeah.

Someone calling a light bulb a globe. What? I call them globes. Why the fuck is it called a globe? Yeah, bulbs. Yeah, it was like, why are we changing? And there was something, better word. Okay, I don't know, can you tell what this? It said Manchester.

What was there? What the, what kind of store did you all in do, bro? You went to a Woolworths, right? It was Woolworths. It said, Manchester. Manchester Globe. No, it's like books.

It was like, it was like notepads. I was like, what the fuck is? We're just, like, what is this shit? That's your problem. You're describing an aisle I'd never walk down. Okay, okay, okay. Pen and paper? I don't read.

I just, I thought you would know. You're Australian and I guess not. Obviously, I don't know, because I'm drinking too much of this shit. Okay. You've had one fucking sip already, but, I'm drunk and half of it. What are you talking about?

Oh my God. He's challenged him. Before we get into it, we should probably, just in case if there's anyone in our audience, you don't know who you guys are. Do you guys want to introduce yourselves to our audience? Yep, Chad, go ahead.

Drink alcohol. Do funny. Put on camera. Edit. We don't edit. You know, we've got a channel. I'm sure a lot of people who would kind of watch this would know of you if they like YouTube

because you guys have been around for a very long time. doing various stuff on the internet in one way. You are an OG, bro. I'm like this man. How many years have you not? Now, Max? My first video was 2007. Damn, I think.

Your original, some of your original prank calls were some videos I took inspiration from when I did start, I did prank calls when I first started. Really? Yeah. But way more cringe, and it is anime characters. Yeah, I think mine are pretty bad

to look back on. I think if I was doing anime. Prank calls don't end. Well, they just, they just don't. Just like, I'm harassing someone. This is so funny. Exactly. It's never something you do when you're younger

and you think it's so funny and you age out of it, you're like, wow, it's just a day. Oh yeah, fuck, I was like, p. It's okay, you have your arc, right? Yeah, I was, I wanted to, if I was gonna go back to the main channel, I wanted to do like a, a thing where I would go to some of those businesses that I completely fucked with

and maybe do like a full video where I go, hey, I'm sorry for doing this. Like a redemption. I'm sorry for fucking your company up. They'd be like, who are you? Well, there's one specifically I know I'd start with, which was Lord of the Dings, which was like a car repair store. Yeah, and... Lord of the Car detailing.

Wait, it's like a very local, like a local store. Yeah, it was just some, yeah, usually I beep the names out of the stores that I'd call because I didn't want them to get any shit, but this video sort of hinged on the fact that the name was called that or something, so I didn't remove it. And then people started, they got a lot of harassment to the point where it was on like the local news. And then the guy was just, yeah, he was being interviewed by the news saying like, oh, my company's fucked.

Like all these fuckers are calling me and constantly I can't run my business. Sam Assal named his crash repair business Lord of the Dings nine years ago for a laugh. You come down here, I'll quote your head with a rock mate. Sam reported the calls to police but was simply advised to change his number. But he was a as well. Okay, so when is the redemption? How does this work? You just call him a .

You go to the company, you're just like, by the way, you're a . Anyway, yeah, I'd make you wanna do something with him. You'd be like, hey, sorry for that, bro. After all those years, here's some money to change the name of the company, because I think he still has the same name. Then obviously it's still doing well.

You probably did him a phone. Yeah, maybe, maybe. I was too scared to call British ones. So I just called American companies because I thought, what are they gonna do? Extradite me? Yeah, like, yeah, I mean, like, honestly, I'm gonna ask for a second, because when we, uh, when we had the idea to start a podcast for ourselves,

we're like, I don't know what the fuck we're doing. Uh, and we're gonna be honest, half of our, like, direction was just, let's just look at cold ones and just fucking copy what they're doing. Didn't you send a clip in the chat? Because obviously we're doing you guys next. So he was, I don't research. He does the research. I just drink.

Yeah. And Max, like, linked the clip from the first episode. And it's you saying that, yeah, we just, gonna drink on this constantly. We didn't. We didn't. What are you talking about? You're a YouTuber, you're all YouTubers

and you don't constantly drink. No. Cocaine addictions then. Okay, no, no. We would be imprisoned super fast in Japan. Oh, yeah, shit, Japan. I mean, not cocaine addictions. Not even that I want to, by the way. I should preface that, I do not want to,

but even if I did, we would be fucked. Yeah. One sec. Does anyone got a tissue? He's got a hang buggy and pissing me up. You get it? Oh, yuck, yeah. You're waiting for the tissue, brother? He's got it, don't worry.

He doesn't need a tissue. The bat in the cage. No! I would like one, thank you. I got it. I'll take a tissue. There you go. Speaking about drinking,

is that is a huge part of your brand. You know, as you get older, you do worry, you're like, man, should I drink less? Do you ever have a concern where you're like, man, maybe we would just fucking drink way too much on the guy? We specifically, me, a lot actually have been,

having that like uh battle like realization because i'm 28 now yeah and it actually like i don't enjoy i love drinking i still love drinking i do too i love i love i can't like express how much i love drinking but i hate the drinking and then having to like worry about work because we we drink it comes like an end of recording i'm worried i'm like oh did this go right oh did i say this like, I did I upset this person because I, you know, you don't want to be a dick because you could be on. Yeah, and like, I'm drunk, but I'm trying to work at the same time. So I fucking, I had, it used to be a lot easy because it'd just be three of us.

It'd be like me, Scott and Max. Yeah. Right. I'm filming these videos. And now we've got like a whole production team. Like we got editors. We got like a fucking rider and they're all there. And it's like, I can't get drunk and then like try call the shots because I'm fucking drunk.

So. Yeah. What about the health? Yeah. I wondered if there's like, it's like, I mean, Any kind of approach to it. Like, is it like a business, you know, is there a thing of like,

hey, we can't do this for like 10 more years? The health thing, I don't really care if I die. But there is, I definitely have had the conversation with myself. Like, I think there's some weeks where I've gone, we can't drink that much this week because I like to feel like shit. And we definitely die out of the back. Like we still drink a lot, but like when we started,

it was like every episode. Every episode was like a blackout. Like we were like, yeah. Yeah. sort of just like, get tipsy. Which episodes are the ones that you need to drink in? Then, because the content is just like not as engaging.

No, because there's stuff that the content is turning children's toys into drinking games or something like that makes sense. Yeah, celebrity alcohol. Yeah, trying celebrity alcohol. Everything else that's not that now, we try to basically remove it from. So you kind of just like sprinkle it throughout the schedule, right? Yeah, right. So you're like, we're getting blackout drunk for this one. this one, this one.

Also, we're just getting like slithms. I still really like socially drinking. I love socially drinking. Right, I don't want to sac- and I can't do it more than once a week because I'm older. I'm like, I was hangovers last for days. Like, another thing is if I drink on a Thursday, I ride off my next day.

So like, bro, same here. That's when I stopped having to like, you know, calm down the drinking as well. I remember so vividly, like, when I was like in my early 20s or something, I was like drinking. My cousin's like, you're gonna know when you're old when I hangover lasts more than one day. I didn't know that could happen.

That was fucked up when I found out. You got that happened. I was like, yo, bet, I'm never gonna get old. And I remember I was like, 26 or something. And I woke up the day afterwards. I'm like, fuck. Oh, shit, he was right. I'm getting old.

Yeah, it's like, now you're 30. And I'm like, fuck, I can't. You're 30? I'm 32. You're fucking. Oh, right. What the fuck. I don't want to hear that for you.

Shit. I'm so sorry. Sorry. He looks the youngest out of all of us though, it's so fair. I mean, you all look relatively. Are you the youngest? Yeah, I'm 26th. Yeah.

He's the youngest. He's the middle child. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're white, we age horrible.

We ate, like, they got Asian genes. It's unfair. I don't know, I don't think I have a look at photos of me from 10 years ago. I still look the same. It's fucked up. I don't feel the same. No, you don't.

Oh, the beard did wonders for you. Yeah. That covers up all the fucking battle scars. Wait, how old are you, Max? 30 soon. Oh, okay. I think of 32, though. I was like, oh, almost 30.

That's crazy, though, because to think of like, like you mentioned like you started doing YouTube in 2007, that's, that's, yeah, okay, that's very young. We've known each other for 11 years now. Did you guys meet through YouTube? Chad can tell you how we know. Oh, I follow him on Facebook when he used to have a Facebook. This is before Twitter.

was the thing. I basically just had like a normal Facebook account. Yeah. That I was like everyone on my YouTube. It added me on Facebook. Literally just that until it reached like the cap. I just commented on this thing. I was like,

you want some Diablo gold and then. Sorry, you were saying that again. I said you want some Diablo gold. What's? Oh. Oh my God. I was bride.

Yeah. I was like Diablo at the time or something unrelated. And then yeah, Chad commented on one of my statuses or something like, Do you want some gold? You're a big, you're a huge gamer, right? I still am. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a double all-glaphoria. Right, right, yeah. Like, MMOs, right? Yeah, I still play M-M-O's right. Yeah, I still play M-M-Oz. I can't play games as good as I used to. The Green is good. I used to be great at league.

I cued up for a game of league the other day. Fucking, I can't play for shit. I was like, what happened to my brain? The alcohol. The alcohol is. Yeah, that's good. You gotta drink one before getting in the queue. So, yeah, and I still play like MMOs

because it's more of like a social thing because like all my guildies are all like Melbourne-based. We're still like really good like players and we're like, we kill it every weekend. But that's when like World of Warcraft and stuff like sounds fun when you like actually get like meaningful kind of friendships and bonds from it. Oh, we did like a guild meetup for Rath,

Litch King launch and we like. That sounds like Airbnb. That sounds like hot tub and like cocaine and like, we like. Okay. We just did a three-day binge of like fucking playing like World Warcraft and that was good. And they're like some of like closest friends. And there's some people that I've known in my guild for like 15, 16 years, even longer than that.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's kind of. Okay. So you sent Max a message asking if he wanted some gold. Yeah. And then, you know, we connect and I lied through my teeth and end up meeting him and.

You didn't give us a goal? I gave him the goal. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. What did you lie? I said yeah man I'm a fucking professional gamer brother literally said that

to make himself seem interesting enough for me to like care I think he was like oh I just got done playing like league in Japan or something like something like that I don't think Japan has pro game you said some shit about how you literally toured around like or some shit

because you played so well I was good at league but I was like the one country they don't give a fuck about yeah and then and then and then uh because I came here because I had family that lived in Perth, and then I flew there, and then I went back home for a little bit

and, like, finished, like, school and shit like that, and then I moved back to Perth. I kind of, like, I grew up in, like, a small town. I didn't want to be there anymore. Yeah. So I, I, like, just was speaking to Max still, and then I ended up flying back to Perth, and then... Well, you're both from Perth, right?

No, no, I'm from Queensland. Oh, you're from Queensland, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we just kept in contact, and then... Yeah, and then... And then... Well, we needed, like, a meat-mogel. We needed, like, a...

A meat mogul. A human experiment. We needed someone for the filthy Frank videos to, you know, torture. Yeah. Was that, okay. That's where that come about. That's where Chad's name came from. Anything for you is from a filthy Frank video.

Yeah, yeah. He was the character as, hey, this is anything for views. Like he would do fucking anything. Was there any kind of application process? Was it like, what will he do? Prove it like, like, hazing a guy. Yeah, I know a guy will probably do it. Wait, wait, wait, how did this conversation come about?

Was it like, what more video were you making? You're like, I need a guy to just do something fucking, like. What was the first video? Do you remember that you were in? Like the- The first video I did was... I don't think it was the... I can't remember, I can't fucking remember, eh.

Was it the PewDie Pie tattoo? Can we get that out? I think people, like, that was like the first video where the name was in, but I was in some other videos of yours. Right. Oh yeah, that is where the character came from. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I couldn't tell you when the first video was.

Can we see the tattoo or? Oh, I mean, can I show it? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Show it. There's some more there that will like never relate. This is the Patreon, by the way, guys. What are we? I haven't, I haven't seen it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, I see, I see. You guys see it very clearly, very clearly. And there's a pretty Frank there one that never got. Is that this cheek? This is the eye.

Oh my god Oh my god Oh my god I always wondered when you were on those videos Was there like Did you have some goal in mind Or you're just like I just got to do this weird thing

I'll just fucking do it Or did you always want to kind of Get a following I never wanted to do YouTube Okay I think I said that a lot I want to stream I want to be a streamer

Well you were right I was We can get into that later Yeah I'm really much I'm not much to get into that website fucking sucks anyway Fuck this fucking

Overly progressive losers Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah It's a lot There's a lot more to it Yeah I know I know

Obviously I won't stand on camera But yeah that They own me money Like so You know Fuck damn So No they're all right

I haven't a crack But yeah I wanted to be a streamer And that was like Where I started I guess that It lines up more with kind of the MMO kind of sphere. Well, yeah, I loved games and I was, I still played heaps of games.

And I remember watching like Kriperian, if you know who that is. Yep, I watched his heart story. Like, yeah, and like, because I watched him back in Diablo a day when I was heavy in the Diaboy. So I was like, oh, I just want to be a fucking streamer. Like, I'm great at these games. I could do better if I, like, committed. I'll do anything for views.

Yeah. And then I did that. And then I started streaming and then I kind of realized it didn't like playing video games on stream anymore. And then I was like, oh, do I roll. And then I have a memory. of clicking on one of your streams in the early days

and it said zero viewers or I said one but you were still narrating like hey guys I know I know I know but it's just like it's funny to like think about that as like as a moment in time

compared to like now but you click on like most streams have like two views and there are people just not talking because they're like no one's here so I'm not going to talk right yeah you didn't get what it takes you get a talk yeah yeah exactly

and yeah I was doing I was basically doing what we're doing on Cold Ones. I was just getting drunk every night and playing Mario Kart. And people, I don't know, for some reason, people love a really drunk guy playing Mario Kart. So that was like the first thing. And then I played some wow and I played some other games.

And then I said, then they brought out IRL. And then people like figured out there was an apps on the phone, it was scuffed as. Yeah. I mean, it's still kind of, it's a little bit scoff. But it's got a lot better. Yeah, but I was like, okay, so you're telling me I can get paid to take my phone out in public,

be a nuisance and get drunk. and people like yeah I'll donate to see that I was like fucking say less say less I mean yeah that first wave of IRL content was well it was something it was definitely weird there hasn't been anything like it since

because it's like I know you guys are the same but with like videos and streaming every time you do something sort of innovating because that's what I was at time it was like something new you have to one up yourself each time because it's such a new thing so that some people went down the wrong path me being one of them.

I know a couple other mates that went down the wrong part. Well, I mean, the IRL in general at that time was kind of all about drinking and swatting. Swatting and then, you know, trying to pick up girls or whatever. It was a really weird time.

It's cleaned up a lot, luckily. Yeah, I think so. I'm someone who's not so in touch with like the street like history. Okay, yeah. This is a whole. Can you break down what this era is for me, someone who doesn't know?

I mean, you pretty know better than me. It was, it was essentially an era where people were like loved observing other people's life through a camera it was just like Big Brother 2.0 Right. But it was always degenerate. But it had to be degenerate.

Like it had to be or else it wasn't going to climb. People wanted the train wreck. Yeah. They wanted to watch the train wreck. Yeah. The chance to see something fucked happen. And to pay for donations that are blasting out into a public space is another huge sort of thing.

And like Ice Beside and did like an RV trip and I was on one of them. It's just a fucking train wreck. They'd like find people on the streets, like, not on the streets, but they find like fucked people on the internet. They're like, bring this train wreck of a person with us on this RV because you know it's going to go south.

You know it's going to be content. Yeah, it's not morally right, but they're like, but money you know, so. Right. Yeah, it's like big brother, but without like the whole vetting process. Yeah. Just get the crazy. Just bring the fucking craziest dude. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was such a new thing, there was no rules for it. So you can get away with doing stupid shit like that. But now there's obviously hard rules on each platform. You can't do it anymore. But people still trying to capture that old essence of it. Sam Hyde's doing um, uh, fish tank. A fish tank. It's the same thing. He's got a bunch of live cameras in a house 24 24-7. The other day there was just some guy jerking off on the couch. Yeah,

that is definitely like early fucking Twitch days. Jesus Christ. Is this kind of getting like a comeback from kick? Because I've seen like articles every now and again. I don't know what's going on. I think it's kind of like revital. I think the, a lot of those like IRL stream is from back in that period. Yeah. were, you know, as a result, banned off Twitch. Yeah, yeah. Has now kind of like resurfaced on kick. Because kick, I feel like, at least right now,

the environment is kind of like just the Wild West. Yeah, yeah. It has to be because it's a new platform, they don't wanna put all these rules in place. Yeah, I think one of the main problems there is that when you have like content like that, it has to be viewer funded. Yeah.

Because you can't rely on brands, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why Twitch, like, pulling the plug and stuff. Yeah, but you have to be. You're not making us more money than we'd make from. running an NVIDIA out on the website.

Like, what was that clip of that streamer in Japan who was just like making a nuisance himself? The guy lived in Japan for eight years. Yeah, he was like, someone from ice. Yeah. He was on, yeah. Suspenders. Who?

What's his name? I can't remember what his name is. I don't fucking know. Yeah, that's his username. Yeah, I don't fucking know. But yeah, he was just, he was on it. It was like a clip of him on a train because you have like Texas. He did.

I did an IRS stream in Japan, but I wasn't fucked. I didn't do text to speech in Japan because I know that that is the, fucked up. I'm in a foreign country. I did IRL streams. I had a lot of fun there, but you can do text of speech donations on the shoulder, which I used to do. But he had no filters on it. So it was playing like all this scuff, like heavy-based. You spent like Scrolex on a train. And then

the thing I blew my mind is that he got an altercation. And then he'd been living there for eight years and did not say a single, yeah, he said, speak fucking English. Like, the best part was like, the suspenders was like, speak fucking English. And then the Japanese guy was like, speak fucking Japanese. And the guys, and the Japanese guy, had like perfect English.

Yeah, he said American. He said that in English. I was like, hang on, why could the Japanese guys speak better English than you? But it's like such a pathetic existence to do stuff like that. It's like you're just, you know,

you're just like a sad, lively wannabe. Listen, I was like one week away from becoming that. So, you know, come on. Let him grind. It's fucking what. That's a redemption. You've had the redemption.

How many, okay, how many people at the same time went down that path? would have had like turned it around. Like like 0.1%. No. I didn't turn it around. I just got banned at a perfect time.

Do you think getting banned kind of like helped though kind of may help you figure out a better direction? I think it was assigned from God. I might have been. Yeah, I mean, help you out. I mean, yeah, it was just like a point in my life where I was like, oh, okay, like I moved to Melbourne after that and I had some other stuff I was doing

and then met Scott who does cool shirts. He's like the cool shirts guy. And he like helped direct our videos and everything like that. And then he was like, oh, let's do a podcast. It's fucking easy. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, I mean, why not? So we did a podcast.

And then Max did one with me and Max was like, oh, we just a full-time thing. And then COVID happened. Like, oh, no more podcasts. And then that would do videos. Which again was another like perfect thing. Because that was the only reason we stopped doing them really and then started focusing on all the content that was. supposed to be like the filler, which is now the main point.

And if you looked at cold ones, you would be like, this is like, that's their main stuff. Yeah. But originally it was like, it's supposed to be. There's only so much as a podcast as we know as well that you can click fake. There's only so many views you can get on like a one hour, two hour video. Yeah. Those 10 minute or 20 minute easy to digest videos with like really crazy shit happening.

It's way easy to reach a bigger audience. But obviously it's, I mean, it's a different product, right? So yeah, it's a totally different time of content. So how did the idea of cold ones like come about? Was it like Scott's idea or was it? I mean, Scott, yeah, essentially was like, oh, I got this video idea where I really want to do. Because he wanted to do a video where we went on five and commissioned shirts. And then we did that one.

And then the next video idea was yours. We were like, oh, the five of a shirt video said, well, let's order a bunch of like shitty drinking games off Wish. Yeah. And then we did that. And then those two videos did so well. Like, we're like, why the fuck we do on podcasts? I do love milking work. Did we get crack pipes or something?

Yeah, from wish. From wish. What was that? We got McDonald's bongs or something and then didn't wish tell us that there was a surge in sales for that item. And then they're like, we want to do it. We want to sponsor you. Yeah. Something like that.

There was a wish house in LA. I don't know if you guys ever remember that. Yeah, there was a, it was a TikTok thing. Like one's like, Google, Google Wish House. What am I? Who's got a phone? Who's got a phone? Like, make a wish?

No, like, like, make a Wish house. In LA, they did like a Wish House, so they were sponsoring YouTube to Wish. And it was a little bit, it was a little bit after our video and then I got a contact with them.

And I was like, yeah, see this. Yeah. And I was like, oh, hey, can you guys sponsor us because they started sponsoring a few people. And I don't think they've done it anymore. They never did it with us in the end.

This isn't the most generic. I think I said something stupid to them. And they're like, oh, we really liked your video. Because of that, like your, our McDonald's bong, had a really big surge. Oh, that's been, apparently all the dropshippers

were making new Wish things, like, the McDonald's bongs on Wish and everything. Do you think a YouTubers are keeping Wish alive, like, solely? Yeah, probably. Because I feel like every YouTuber I know does Wish videos, because they're just so fucking funny, because everything on Wash is so scuffed.

Yeah, that's the fucking whole, like, it's like, you don't know what you're gonna get. It's like, mystery packages. Yeah, it's the Fiver's, like, stage still going? Yeah, Fiver's still funny sometimes. Well, Fiver was tried to, if I ever try to clean up the website a lot. I don't know if you guys...

No, we noticed. They sponsored us too for one thing and then a second one and then never pay us. Yeah, they gave me a budget one time. And I remember they were like, no, you do what you want. And then I think as I was going through the video, they were kind of like looking at what I was ordering

and they were getting a bit nervous. They were like, hey, I remember we said we could do what you want? Well, that definitely must have to happen. Well, yeah. We got paid for the first one. And he was like, oh, maybe next time you can't do this. And I was like, fuck you.

I think I literally said to him on the call, fuck you. So, I didn't say that. But he didn't tell me not to do another video. So we did another video with the referral link. Never heard from him again. And he got fired. And he got fired. We don't really care anyway.

Obviously, we wanna make stuff that's funny. We're just gonna use your website. Well, I know, I don't need to like sanitize the content just to get paid like a little bit on top. Yeah, they try to rebrand the whole website to be more like professional. There's so many scammers. Yeah, they're all gonna get fucking replaced by AI anyway.

I mean, half the shit on Fiverr's AI generated. Bro, it's like, it's only a matter of time before AI takes over, like, YouTube content. I mean, have you seen, like, the Blentz Yaga memes that I've been going on? Yes, I love those. Oh my God. And ironically, I love those, but at the same time, it terrifies me because I'm like, do you remember that trend where a YouTuber would just, like, take Reddit comments and just read them out? and then we get like millions of views.

We know a guy who lives right next to us, the office next to us, makes millions from it. So yes. It's only a matter of time before you can just AI, like a fucking script. Well, have you not like a lot of those true crime channels now? That's what he has a true crime. AI voices. Have you noticed this?

Yeah, yeah. I have not noticed that. I think cameo will be replaced by AI like eventually. Probably, yeah. You could just be. We did a cameo video recently. The only good thing about is we get a video with it, which is a bit harder to do with AI,

but I was like, Why don't we just fucking like use AI to do these voice actors voices? Because they're not selling videos with us. Yeah. I think we're not far off being able to put anything you want into one all like encompassing tool that can. Because there is there all the tools do exist already that can create the whole video mouse and everything. There will eventually be a thing which is just like an app. You can put it in.

Make this celebrity say this. And then that that whole business for. You don't need it to be the celebrity, right? Yeah, exactly. Someone looks like Hank to say, among this mess. And then these celebrities where that's like their secondary income because they've, you know,

they used to do a famous show, but they're not really getting paid any royalties now. They live off this. I think that's just going to be slowly phased out and replaced and they're going to have to. I've noticed that get a real job. Sort of watching some channels that have like, get a real job.

Like drink on a podcast. Like get a real job. Yeah. I assume you guys watch a lot of YouTube, right? No, not anymore. I watch it and I'd keep my... I watch World of Warcraft law videos. And Dragon Ball Z law videos.

Okay. What kind of... What kind of... Can Goku be AIDS? Well, I literally... That is something I love those videos. I love those. What would happen if Goku was reborn with all his prior powers?

What would happen if Goku died of his heart of time? Oh, you're one of those. the Dragon Ball fan. And it makes so much sense now. Do you watch the power scaling video? Yes. I hate them. I hate them,

but I, I'm never going to have an anime opinion in this room with you guys. You could have an anime opinion. No. And anyone remembers the game theory video that they put out being like, what would happen if these Nintendo characters had the coronavirus? And then I think later, Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, yes. Is this still real? Is this still a title? I think he changed the title. and he may have deleted the whole thing. Matt Pat put a video out like some shit, like what would happen if, yeah, if these characters got coronavirus,

what would happen? How would they, would they fucking survive or some shit? I swear that was real. Who survived? Kirby? But yes, and then, you know,

I feel like they had comments being like, oh, my grandma died of coronavirus. And the next thing, it's like, what happened to Fresi? My dad. But if he's got his power up mushroom, technically he'll survive. He gives the longevity increase.

He lives for a little bit longer. Oh, my goodness. That's horrible. There's no way this is real. I swear, I swear it was real. This sounds like an AI video. This is like an AI map on a meme video. Is it real?

Game theory. Who will survive? Censored virus. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's not way. No, that's an actual meme. Look, look at that! What the fuck is that?

Oh my God, that's fucked up. So he changed the title. What is the top? What is the top? Is this an actual quote from the video? Your grandmother who has diabetes and hypertension definitely wouldn't survive longer than Luigi was a super high.

No, that's not. Why is everyone commenting this? There's no, let me see. They're just making the same drugs we made. That's just, that's just, that's definitely just a bit. That's not a bit. That's gonna be a meme. Can you read that?

We can make a reality with AI. What do that say that? Okay, okay, the comments. Wait, wait, wait. Your grandmother who has diabetes. Why are we laughing at that? Your grandmother who is diabetes and hypertension definitely wouldn't survive longer

than Luigi who has a super heightened jump. Are you just like? Sometimes a video can be too topical. Yeah. That's when you know you're running out of fucking ideas. I used to like game theory, but, you know. Such brave takes. You tell them pink.

Tell it, go off. Well, you know. I mean, he's just trying to, I think it's more general now. Like, suck. I think there was a time that game theory was really fun and exciting. Yeah, no, you were a gamer. Yeah. And then I think it became.

When I was fucking 12, maybe. I think when Five Nights of Freddy's came out, I think it became a different channel. that Peach isn't fucking Mario, she's fucking Luigi. Oh my God. Was that a theory? Yeah, it was a theory.

That was a theory. Really? Yeah. I don't remember this, what at all. I think I think of some Dragon Ball's, the, uh, Dragon Ball theories. Hey, don't get me started, right. Just to lower the IQ.

What's wrong with Dragon Ball? There's just Dragon Ball fans. Yeah. It's, it's like a meme in the anime community that Dragon Ball fans have like the lowest IQ. That's out of like almost anyway. I understand that because it's a very simple fucking show.

Oh, he gets stronger. He's hair color change. Oh, they fight. You know, I don't know. I enjoy it because it's such a like simple, I don't need to know if me cusses fucking, you know, and fucking, I don't need to know that. Australian explains the tag on time.

I don't need to know that fucking, you know, old mate uses guns with his, what was those things called on the second time? 3D maneuver gear. Yeah, maneuver gear. I've seen every episode. I don't know why I don't know that. Why you're acting like you're not a week, huh?

What are you? How much of attack and talk? and just recall out of everything. If you ask me questions, I'll know, but off the top of the dome, I can't like... I think Chad's on his phone when he watches shit. No. And by the way, I fucking hate it now.

Like, it's... What? What? Why? Because they split up the last best part over fucking a year and a half. Okay. That, understand.

That pisses me off. The milking is like egregious. Yeah, that pisses me off. I definitely lost interest and not the... Not the, because they did the one hour special and then it's going to be another one hour special, fuck knows how long. To actually end the show.

But the season before that was just kind of like, why? Just wait, just release it all when it's done. Why are you doing this? Well, that's the first time I've ever just read the manga because I just didn't want to wait any longer. So now I know the ending and I just don't give a shit. I don't know the ending. Well, basically, they have eights.

They technically all do have titanades. They die after eight years. Okay, well, thank you. Is it eight years? So it's titanades. I don't know. Oh, my God. This is it going to be our worst episode out of it?

I watch anime. Who watches it the most out of you two? Chad. Yeah. Oh, okay. I haven't watched anime in a long time. Really? My problem is if I pick something up,

I can't stop watching it if I like it. Why is that a problem? I got a job. You have to drink on camera. What if you drink and watch anime at the same time? Because then you were having this... You're gonna make another channel if you do that. Yeah.

Because otherwise it's a waste of time. Yeah, exactly. But if you're filming it, then it's business. Oh my God, I would pay to watch just shit face Chad, just commenting on animancy. Ozzie reviews. Ozzie reviews anime. That would be amazing.

I get really caught up in the relationships. I'm like, can you guys just fuck? Like, get over the ball with that. That's the thing. They never fuck it. You know what? If Aaron Yeager fucked Micasas, that who it is? Yeah.

Yeah. Fucking show would have been, you know, never, like, spoilers. Listen, listen. I think he's gay. Oh my God. I don't. I'm the brother and sister as well.

I think they related, so. I don't know. Adopted, adopted. Adopted brother and sister. Not really about blood. Yeah, and then there's some other like potline in it where she's like, oh, she's meant to obey everything he says because she's like the Japanese, like,

she's like the Japanese. Because she's like a Japanese. Wait, wait, wait. In the show there's different nations and she's from like the ancient Japanese island. I fucking don't know. Every time you say Japanese, he's like dead eye contact with me. And I don't know.

I don't know. Can I say it? Can I say the thing? Can I have another grog, please? Get them all out. Just cry them all around you. Max, what's your, what would you say is your favorite? Anyway, I've never seen one.

No, that's a fucking lie. That's a fucking line. Okay, this is like, um, on the, when you guys had PewDie Pie on? Yeah. Anything I can think of his death note. Death note. That's what he said. Well, yeah, that's good anime.

That show also got fucking ruined. Wait, where, where. I did like death note. Yeah. Um, that was like the, probably the first proper anime. when I was like an angsty teen. Yeah, I think, I think it was everyone's first. Um, but I haven't, I feel like these grape ones are fucking shit.

I like, I like, I like, no, they're good for like, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't tried a grape on yet. Okay, they're all very sweet. They are very sweet. We're gonna tone them back a little bit. Mike, my gosh, can I try the peach one? The peach one's good. Yeah, because I get one is better. This one's really sweet. It's good for like a plus.

Well, we're gonna, we're gonna bring the flame down on this. This is why we don't like it because it's a bit too strong. Do you want it? No, no. Okay. So death note, you'd say. Trying to think, uh, Pokemon. I didn't not watch Pokemon.

What do you mean? I did not fucking watch the actual show. But you didn't? No, I mean, like, it's still going. They finished it. Yeah, Ash is like dead now. Yeah. Ash and Pikachu just riparoni's name.

Yeah, yeah. Finishing it entirely though, right? Well, they're finishing the... Or Ash's, Ash's story is finished. It's like fucking Nerudo, bro. Oh, I did watch Shepudin. I watched a lot of that. Yeah.

Did you finish it? No. I think it was up to like the pain. All right. You stopped at the good one. That's where I stopped them off. Yeah, you stopped the good one.

I remember people being pissed off about the animation in some of those scenes. So I thought it was, I thought I liked it. Oh. Really? There's like goofy animation in one of the pain fights. Oh.

Like really pissed off. Is that the screenshot of like pain space? There's like a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really like the animation in that. I don't know anything about narrative. Yeah, he's never seen Narragut. Isn't this an anime podcast?

You knew you've seen every anime. This is not a fucking. That's not. It's so goddamn long. Um, but, uh, one punch, one punch season one, I remember that I really liked. That's like, like, the most recent, like, proper thing. Yeah.

And what was, what's the other show that that guy did? Mob Psycho. Mob Psycho. I really like that. Yeah. That's amazing. That's amazing. Yeah.

Yeah, that's very good. Have you guys ever read manga? I have, read a couple of one piece. I started. A couple of one thing. Just just just three pieces. Is that just never ending?

So that's still going. That is still going. I get hyper focused on like specific things. At one point I was like, oh, I'm obsessed with one piece manga, even though I hadn't like read that many. Right. But ahead of time, I like bought like so. Oh my God.

And I was like, I'm going to read through these and then they're just sitting on the shelf and it's like, I'm like, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. 11 or 12 or something. It's like 120th of the manga. Yeah, I think it's on like chapter 1,100. Volume 104, I think it's on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like over a thousand chapters.

But it's, it's ending. I swear to God, within the next, within the next 10 years, again, within the next 10 years confirmed. What's the longest running anime ever? Sazai-sung, I think, is the longest one. What is that, well?

You said that in English? Sozai-son? Yeah, you got it? It's got like, It's been going on. It's like the author of Japan. Yeah. It's been going on.

Arthur, the cartoon, you know, with the- The Arthur? What? What? No, it is. No, it is. It's just a fucking funny. It's just like, it's just like.

You know how like Arthur was just never, it was just always around and then they canceled it? You're gonna, you're, you're, Hey, Otto. Hey, that's Hey Arthur. Do you think you're like, the hand meme.

Oh, the hand meme. Oh, the hand meme. I know that, I know that show. The hard bark. The animals. Oh, it's an odd bar. Yeah. What's a,

Ardvark. Yeah, I used to have the Arthur books and if you look at the original books, his heads longer and more fucked up, it looks like an actual ardub. But then when they made it into the... They made it more anime,

more kawaii. Yeah, exactly, they're like round. It's a good show. Arthur Ardvok. I've always been curious. How much do you have to cut out of cold ones or your general videos? Considering like...

Do you want the truth? Yeah, I want the truth. The hand meme. You knew what I meant, though. You knew what I meant. I'm just sorry. Just I feel bad for the, you know, the guy made that show who's been reduced to that His entire way

24 seasons working hard for children Literally that had me To answer your question. Yeah A lot. Now, our typical recording Minimum right is three and a half hours Jesus And that makes a 15 minute video Fucking hell.

Because it's hard when you're drunk. So there's just like whole sections that you're like, that wasn't funny, just get rid of it. Not, not, sometimes, but not really. You just like chuck it all on the paint journal. Yeah, Patreon cuts like an hour long. Patreon gets like massive extended cuts. Right, right, right.

Yeah, because we actually ever really have to cut something out of our podcast. That's probably going to be one of them where you show your ass. That's a... Well, the problem is when you're drinking on a podcast and you get really drunk, you get sidetracked and you start talking about something else. And then you're on a political. debate for an hour talking about like, why Obama was a better president than Trump. How many political debates do you have? Not, not actually. I'm just using that as an example. Oh, yeah.

You get onto a topic and you're drunk with the boys and you talk like you talk. Tresh test already has so many fucking tangents. Could you imagine if we were shit-faced every episode? Well, you're gonna find out tonight. Oh my God's why I said prepare your liver. We've, we've cut stuff though. We've cut like segments before, but we cut we cut so much. We got to. Sometimes if we, we talk about politics for some reason. I don't even know how we get on it. And then we're like, this is terrible. Yeah. Because it was just like, you watch it like, we're just fucking dumb.

Yeah, we don't know. We're so uneducated on the topic. Yeah, I have a thing where it's like a lot of the time people want me to have an opinion on something. And I think it's okay to say like I don't know enough to feel like my opinion that I should form an opinion on that. And then you get annoyed because they're like, why don't you know enough? Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like, you should take a stance. But what they're really saying is you should be part of what I think.

Yeah, yeah. Rather than me being like, you know, I want to educate myself, sure. Like, sure. That's funny that they'd want cold ones of all shows to get more political. I think, you can do that with anything. Everything is as well. And you're like, man, I just want to know how he feels about the current, like,

housing crisis in Australia. A simple answer. Bad. Yeah, but when you sit down with the boys and you're drinking, you just start talking about stuff and then you look back in the footage late and you're like, that's not interesting. We're talking about fucking how we can poison. kids and get away with it.

Like, that sounds like premium. That sounds like premium. That sounds like that. Yeah. One prime example, we did a podcast with someone and there was someone else on the show and we just fucking walked off set for an hour and just start talking off screen.

And we're like, oh shit, we got a podcast record. Who was just drunk? We're like, let's take a 10 minute piss break, you know, go grab a water and then we'll continue. And then that-

No one tell you? I think people were trying, but like, and let me cook. Oh yeah, it's pretty hard to get us back on track. Once we're at that point. And we don't fucking answer any authority. I've had two beers.

But yeah, there's definitely stuff where as well as when you're drunk and you look back and you're like, oh, I can't believe I said that. So embarrassing. I'm too drunk. We obviously send the footage to people as well to look at. And they go, oh, don't leave that. I'm obviously drunk. I don't need people knowing about how like my ex-boyfriend fucking sounded me with a fucking

pen or some bullshit. No one said that. Okay, I was gonna say what? No, was this about stuff being shoved up your ass when you get drunk? He does it. This is, we need to know. Let's begin this debate.

I need to know the context of this. Why is this thing? Because, have you seen our Patreon? No, no, what do you have? You have a lot of patrons. Yeah. You guys have. Do we?

How many patrons do you guys have? Oh, fucking nice. Decent amount. You guys have a decent amount. Not nowhere near you guys. Not sure. Let me show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys just make more money. You guys got 10, 10,000. We don't, we're terrible. We don't give a lot to the picture. Yeah. Well, you need to start shoving some shit up one of you guys' ass. You know, we're gonna start putting some stuff. Well, Joe didn't mention one time.

We'd rather stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty good. Maybe I just went up or what. Yeah, man, you guys suck. You guys fell off. Quick, someone shoved something on my ass. Get the cup, get the cup.

Get the cup. I swear. If one of you bent over and someone was put summon your ass, once an episode, you would see a spike. I'd fucking hope, so. The sad reality when it doesn't change the patron. What is the difference between your patron

and an only fans? Nothing. Content? I mean, it's tasteful. When I spread his cheeks, it's done in a way that is more elegant. All right, can I just, can I just, Chad, you were saying before

that it's all my fault? Okay, let me cook. And then I'll let me go first. Let me please. I have a good rebuttal, I think. Um, it started with me originally just getting my cock out on camera because I'm drunk and I'm like, oh, I don't do that when I'm drunk. I love getting my little tiny cock and balls out. I think that goes way back.

Yeah, that sounds like a childhood thing. Oh, probably. Um, so that was like the original like pitch to Patreon. So, sorry, real quickly. Was it wasn't like one of the first. that would ever happen on... I fuck a flashlight. What?

I pretend to fuck a fleshlight. That was one of the... Way, way, no, no, no, no, no. Not that. No, not that. Way before that. I mean, didn't how to basic post the photo

on his Twitter of your cock just out in a McDonald's? Yeah, we were drunk. We were drunk for a McDonald's one night. But I swear that was the first time where it was... He activated it. You thought he wasn't actually gonna post it,

but you were like, you can post it. And then he did. And then it was like, oh, you actually posted that. He took a foot. I got my cock out in a Mac at like five o'clock on.

There were no kids around, relax. Dude. I got my cock out. At the casino, Rick Donald's, and he took a photo of it. It's like this funny photo and me, like, wearing a really nice butt-lub shirt pets, and this is all right. Honey cock and balls hanging out. And he posted it, and people love it.

I'm like, people love it when I get my cock out. No, no, no, no. I thought you took the wrong message of this. But obviously, I didn't think you'd post it. I thought you'd take the photo and never see the light of day. And then I work up the next Monick Hunger for. I'm like, Why is my phone button?

Did you ever think, man, this is like, this could be distasteful to some people. Maybe I shouldn't do it. Do you know how accessible porn is? Have you looked at Twitter? Yeah, but like, I know, I've been on Twitter. If they complain about seeing my cock in their feed, they're following the wrong people.

That's their fault. Just unfollow me. Like, you know, I mean, I see enough titties on Instagram and I don't even follow any only phones, girls. Yeah. So that got posted and you were like, we can pay all this. No, we didn't.

All right, fast forward, fast forward to cold ones. Okay. I start getting drunk and getting my cock out a lot on camera. Then we start a Patreon and then I end up president. And then I end up president is like, can I start leaving your cock in? It's kind of funny. I'm like, yeah, all right, you can leave it in there. And then we noticed our Patreon climbed the second we started putting more cock on screen.

And then the one time we saw it really blasted. We got this, um, we got this like tripled overnight. We got this, um, lizard cam, which is like a camera attached or big long string along like rope. And you had to like shove it behind your fridge and stuff to see if there's any critters there. Or down like drain pipes to find the clog is. And Max looks at me and this is where it's like because it wasn't my idea. And we can review the footage.

This is just like one time. This is how it started. This is not started. And then he looks at me and goes, Chad, can I shove this up your arm? That's the most disgusting thing I've heard. I'm like, sure. That's an amazing idea.

We leave it in Patreon. The Patreon triples overnight. So, come on it did not triple. So is there a bunch of people on your Patreon who are exclusively there because they have some kind of... Oh yeah, I remember seeing a guy recently

when I looked in the comments. There was a guy who was just cataloging every... Because it was someone... He was like, time stamping. Yeah, but someone knew had subscribed. He was like, where's Chad's cock? Clay, that's what I'm here. He was like, a guy replied to that.

Yes, literally with like a time... A bunch of timestamps of every piece of old content being like this video, this Patreon podcast at 2 hours and 14 seconds. Mark, Chad gets his dick out for like a second in the corner, blah, blah, blah, just like every single possible thing. And he was like replying to everything. So there's a good.

chunk of people who are just there just to see. Well, that's the only time we see, like, a noticeable jump in the Patreon is when there's a point in the video where I get my cock out for something. We have to blur it. And then it goes up. Anyway, yeah. What do they get out of that? I don't know.

It's funny. It's like a bunch of things. They think they shouldn't be able to see. I guess so. You guys are lying if you say, you've never been drunk with the boys and one guy says, I'll be so funny if you fucking like, like, we whack stripped your, like balls or your We've never, we have never had that comment. Man, you got some straight frame.

We go to the onsen, we'll see each other's fix. Wait, wait, wait, Joey, what? I've done it. It's a legend. Must be an Aussie thing. It must be an Aussie thing. Okay, Joey, we've been friends for how many years and this is just- Joey has never done this.

I've got my cock out in front of the boys before. Yeah. That's, get it out on the Patreon. See, now that you've done this, they're gonna make you do this. You've resigned yourself to drink. I'll only do it if you go to the patron. of the patron. I can't pop out right now.

But that's how you do it. Then you stand out, you dig out and you put the big black box over it that says trash taste. My favorite. It was really funny to see you leak Ludwig's balls. Oh, that was so funny.

That was like an actual accident. Yeah, I know. I know it was. That was just being like. I was drunk when he messaged me. That's the problem. The chat log was so funny. It's like, hey, Lodi,

you're going to blow your balls. Yeah. All right, okay. Puts them in the thing unsensitive. Okay, let me explain. Let me. I have an Apple watch. Okay.

Oh, okay. Oh, I don't see the previous messages before that. Max can atine, how bad is it with me reading messages above? Oh, he can't read. He just can't read. He's just illiterate. I messaged Ludwig in the morning. So, by the way, what happened is is that Luddvig's balls were leaked because they

our patron said to them. Yes. So you get Ludwig's balls too. Nice balls. I sent him a message in the morning and I was like, I hey Ludwig. Here's the Patreon cut of your episode. Like just review it.

Tell us you want anything cut. Your balls are still in it. Because in the recording, he said, yeah, you guys can leave my balls and it's fine. Like while he was drunk, obviously. And I said, if you want us to blow your balls, just let me know. What a weird question. And then I'm drunk there. another day in the cold one door.

And I'm drunk that night. The night were meant to be posting. Like the final like three hour crunch and I just get this yes, lull. And I'm like, oh. It's fine. It's funny. It's funny.

In my head I thought, I thought in my head I thought I said, hey, is it okay if we leave your balls? So I thought he was replying to yes, you can leave my boys. I didn't read the previous messages. Because I even like,

I even took a photo of my like Apple Watch message that said yes, Loll like, yeah, he said it's okay guys when I sent it to the editors. And it turns out I didn't read what I actually sent above. I've forgotten what I had sent. To be fit, he took it like a champ. He used it for contact. He made like he took that and he ran with it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, good on him. And he hasn't messaged me since. So I mean, I always wonder what was the, what was the conversation when it happened? What was it like, ah shit, my bad, mate? Uh, did he message you being like, No, I never messaged me.

I just saw a bunch of videos about it. I think we just started getting tagged in all these, like, it seemed like he did it a fucking, like, press run with it. He was on like everything. He did, like, a, he did, like, a mobile. Yeah, he milked it for a video. He made a mogul mail about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then I remember all the streamers as well, we're reacting to it. So it was less like, live from fails, clips about it and stuff like that. And I was like, man, we did this motherfucker favor. But I'm sorry. But I'm sorry. Yeah.

Yeah. So you know when you made it. Yeah. So I'm sorry, Ludwig. I am, can I say, on this show? You just did. No, you can't say that on the show.

I am stupid. You can stream on Patreon now, can you? What? I'm pretty sure you can, Patreon has video hosting and streaming now, so you can just, yeah, you can just like stream on straight to Patreon. So if you wanna do a fucking cock and ball out, I'll send a stream, like, go for it.

How much, how much money would it be worth to us to do a naked stream? How much would, what's my price? I'd pay like at least 50 bucks to sit on that. And you gotta have text speech so I can donate and comment on the looks nice balls nice balls nice balls so he's getting your cock out just an Aussie pass sign yeah I think so I think so because Joe when have you got your cock out I have never heard any what you mean many

no I'm wait you guys were just saying in the bathroom before seeing each other's balls that's an onsen that's different that's still getting your fucking balls out in front of there's a massive difference between getting your balls out in a McDonald's and getting your balls out in a place where you are supposed to get your balls out. I think as well, there might be like a Japanese thing to it as well because like, again,

because we have that like whole onsen culture, right? So we're already not afraid to like see each other naked. That's a deadly combo. It is a deadly combo. So it's like I have the Oziness of not giving a fuck about people seeing my balls and I have the Japanese side of just getting used to seeing each of combination.

I think when I stopped caring, it was the same thing where I had to get my balls cock and balls out in front of everyone for an extended period of time. I was in LA and we went to a Japanese spot. It's called We Spa. Right. You got to be naked for it. We sport.

And all the boys, I don't know if I remember Greek God X, a bunch of like old streamers. Yeah. Right. And we all got our fucking cocks out. And I was just like, this is normal now. I don't,

balls and cock are just. After a while, you just like, disconnect. You just like, oh, yep. I'd laugh if it wasn't actually like a mandatory thing.

You just like turn up and you just go. You're the only ones with your cock. balls out. Right, that was like, hoody. You walk into the establishment already with your cock and balls. I was just like, what, guys? Where are your cock and balls? This isn't normal.

Why are you wearing pants? You said you've been to Japan many times before. Yeah, I used to go once a year. I'd try to because I had friends in Korea who were in the military, people I met online. Right. They were, they, I don't know if you guys have. Like, M.O friends or?

Yeah, I'm my friends. I don't know if you guys went to Korea. I come out on the hill where all the army guys stay. But if you're in the army in Korea, if you're American, they're all American. If you're based in Korea, you get like three bedroom houses. It's like so nice. So I'd always go there and be like,

can I stay in one of your spare rooms for like a week? So I'd go, I'd go like Japan, Korea, and then fly home, maybe stop somewhere else on the way. So I used to every year, but I haven't done it since COVID. I miss Japan. You said you just got like slept on a train once and just woke up in a random town. Yeah, well, I mean, you get the train passes. Yeah.

PR passes and you should fucking I got I I was in Airbnb and it's like ended because I had always just traveled with like a backpack and a really small suitcase right so I hopped on one of the trains one down I fell asleep not on purpose I just fell asleep and I woke up and I was like oh I'm here now and I messaged one of my friends and I said what's there to do here and he was like well you like an hour bus ride from a really cool village with nice scenes I was all right go go go there and then I'm there I'm like the fuck's what's what to do here and it's like dude do remember we're about to whirl.

I was really, really far west, because up the top it snows, right? Yeah. I was really far down west near like fishing villages. So I went to one,

I went to one of the fishing villages and I was like, what do I do now? That's every village in Japan. I was like, what do I do now? And he's like, fish. Fish.

Fish. So there's got a bunch of local guys there and they like, you just walk up to them. He's like, yeah, just fucking translate this to them. They'll give you a fishing rod for some money.

I went there and fish and that's all I did for like to a bed last lot. I just sat there and drank out of vending machines and fished. That sounds awesome. It was actually really great. And I caught a bunch of, what are the little, they look like giant sardians. What are they called?

Trouts. That's it. Trouts. I caught a bunch of trouts. And I was like, I don't know how to fucking, like, I don't know where a kitchen is. You know, I light a fire cooking. Yeah. And that was like, too, you eat them raw.

There was like two Japanese guys that were a bit younger than they're like teenagers that live live there. And I think they'll just fucking, like, they just sat there and drank all day to them, listen to music. And I'm like, oh, you're coming up to our fucking place and we'll cook. And they're just like outdoor kitchen. Yeah. That sounds like that.

Yeah, no, it was great. But I didn't know how to ask them if I could stay there for the night. So I'm up sleep. We could have to bust up that night after they fed me. Oh my God. And then, and then, yeah, I was like, you know who Jacob Baker's, right? Yeah. Yeah, he was one like giving me directions.

I was like, can you translate this? I was just messaging my phone. Can you translate this for me, please? Like, in some like that. Yeah. So, yeah, it was good. And, yeah. Was it like river fishing or like sea fish?

It was river fish. Um, one time was river fishing and one time was like, it was salt water, but it was like just before the ocean. Bro, you got like a more legit fishing experience than we did because we just had like a company out company outing where we all went fishing. And it was like river fishing. So I'm, I was like hype because I've been sea fishing before like on a boat and it's just it's not a good experience.

It's brutal. Yeah. You know like fishing on the boat? I don't know. Because like it was, it's just so much more intense. Like to me fishing is just like putting the rod out. You want the serenity. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, having a chill beer and just like chilling out, relaxing with the boys. But in sea fishing, it's like a actually like gameplay. Yeah. You're like actively have to like put the chum in the bait and then just like tuck it in. And then the whole boat smells like roughing fish. Yeah, yeah.

It was the only time I've like been seasick in my life. So we go like river fishing with the company. And we're like, great. We can go to a river, and chill with the boys. And then so they take us to the river, right? And they're like, okay, you can start fishing in about 15 minutes. And we're like,

Why do we have to wait 15 minutes? And they get like a bucket out. They start chucking fish into the river. To attract more fish. No, no, no. As like the fish that we can- That we can catch. The river was empty.

What's the fucking point? And they were just like, Game starts. And they just start chucking fish into the river. And they're like, all right, go catch him. Oh, now I feel blessed as fuck. Because that's like, shit. You actually got like the proper experience.

I mean, it was more of a stroke of luck. Like, yeah. I fell asleep when I got it. Because the one thing I love about Japan is, I know, I know I'm not gonna get killed or robbed. I've met people that are Yakuza before. Yeah.

And they're fucking someone else. I got robbed by one. That's another time. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. When we're in Shibuya, we went up a fucking rogue elevator, blackout drunk. Yeah, I was like, empty your wallet. And I was like, oh, he gets cat tattoos.

I'm like, ah, I'm not gonna gamble here. I'm just gonna give him my fucking money. Yeah. He just like, give me your money. Yeah, you just said, give you money. I was like, I'm not taking this gamble. Why did he preface this story by saying, I know I'm not going to get robbed.

Yeah. I said I did. I mean, yeah. Actually, I don't think that counts as robbery. He just asked you for your money. Yeah. Yeah. That's just, yeah, that's just the transaction.

Yeah. You know, but I met some other UQZ members and they were like really nice. And they're like, tied it up guys. Like, that were just crazy, like crazy. And that was nice. But I know that no matter where I go, I can find my way home because I got Google Maps

on my phone. I know that wherever I, go, I'll find a way to eat and sleep and drink. Yeah. Because it just comes out of a fucking vending machine most of the time. Or a 7-11. Yeah. And I don't know, I just feel, I just feel safe there.

So when I'm there, I like to just essentially just fucking... I think the crimes there are either like absolutely nothing at all or like the most horrific shit. Yeah. It's either zero or a hundred. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. There's so many fucked up crimes that happens in Japan.

But most of the time, most of the time, it's like very much of the police have nothing to do. Yeah, then you hear about this one murder where like... It's like, oh, a cat has disappeared, and then the next day it's like, a dude jumps in a truck and runs over 17 people. It's like, whoa, all right, chill. I was found it weird how in all the local municipalities, they have the accident sign and death sign.

So they count the deaths in each area every day. Like road deaths, right? Yeah. Not just road deaths, not just general deaths in the area. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, that's kind of more. It's kind of badass. Imagine you're walking down like central, you know, central London like, we've had 15 deaths today. And you're like, great, great, thanks, I guess. Yeah, it's funny as well, because sometimes you go to tourist areas and especially

in like Kyoto, you see some like weird signs of things that you shouldn't do, which is depressing because that means someone has done it. So you go to like a car park and there'll be literally signs that says, please do not shit. Like just, just flee. Yeah, and I went to Hakonet the other day, and I saw like the weirdest one where we were in the toilet and there was a sign saying, please do not like fish.

There was a guy with a fishing rod. There was a guy with a fishing rod on the toilet and just the sign says no. And I was just like, this is depressing because that means someone's actually tried and done that. Like, how? I just want to know.

I'm trying to figure out. I just want to know what happened, what the, what the backstory of this was. Well, there's no, I want to be the reason one of those sciences

up there's probably you. Yeah, you're probably tempted now. There's no sign saying you can't whip your dick out. So, I feel like I would get thrown in jail

for a couple nights if I did that in Japan. I would I, no, actually no, I wouldn't. What? Get a cock out. I've seen a naked person in Japan.

I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, you can definitely get arrested. Is it. Yeah. You could be held for like 204 days.

Jake, Jake took me to like a sex street. Okay. And it was a bunch of African dudes of security guards at like Harashi. He took me to blowjob bar. I went to go to blowjob at one of the blowjob bars. And that was also the same night. It was the red light district.

Yeah, red light district. That was the same night we got Rob because I was blackout drunk. I'm like, let's just fucking try this place. And we get in the elevator. He's like, please give me your money. I think it's cover chur. Yeah. Yeah.

You went to a blow job bar? Yeah, it was really funny. 80 bucks, 30 minutes. Was it good? Um, it wasn't the best I've had, but like it's all right. What exactly is the setup? The setup is like this. It's like leather couches for one person.

And you sit back to back with another guy on the leather caps on the other side. So it's like a big room with the couches. Yeah. And she just sucks your dick in front of you like here. And there's maybe a guy. It was pretty empty that night. That's so nasty. There was a guy over that side.

That's so nasty. You know, 80 bucks. Same is. I finished in three minutes. Small talk for 27. She couldn't speak English. I had a cigarette. I was on my way.

I did it more because like, Jake was like, you won't fucking do it. And I was like, I'll go in there and do it. I don't know what you're talking about. I think you forget my using. This was the, you know, when I first started seeing stuff from you, the one thing I was kind of shocked by

was how open you were about prostitution and how you partake to it. It's legal here. No, I know it's legal. I'm so desensitized the idea. Right, right, right. So like, legitimized here. And it's expensive.

and there's like testing, it's all like set up properly. And like, I'm not against it. I'm totally not against it. And then so I'm like, well, if I'm not against it, well, not I try it. And I did. I have dabbled. What are you, okay, so there's pretty some people

watching this, you're probably like, oh my God, that's so gross. Like, what would you say to those kind of people who'd think? Girl pair? Like these, these people, uh, these are working, get paid good money here.

Yeah. Um, they do regular testing. Yeah, I think Japan would definitely benefit because they have so much sex. Yeah, exactly. And it's so legit. legitimized here and it's just like you meet this person and some of the girls that I've paid to sleep with it's like 600 bucks and I'm like oh you drive a fucking 150,000 dollar car I can see why

because if you just have you know and they're doing regular meetings and some girls I met were telling me like oh I have a regular I don't even have sex in some six year old guy just page me to come to his house for five hours a week and like rub his back and talk to him because people are lonely yeah yeah it's just like sugar daddy yeah and it's just like and then she's like on the side I'll get casual clients and they're like real picky if you walk in there and they don't like the look you they're like I aren't serving this guy. Damn.

Like I like I've walked in there before. Is that from experience? No. No. It's thankfully never happened because I've never walked into a place like drunk or something like that. But I've definitely like met some friends sat had the same conversation by having you. Like yeah, I've been with some like sex workers and like, oh, you've convinced me.

I'd love to try it. I'm like, you've had too much training. Like no you have to tell me. I'm like, I'm going to take you there. They're going to realize you've had drinks and then they're not going to because they don't serve people like that. They're like that. It's not like disgusting places.

Like you've had too much drink. I guess when you can make good money from it, you can also afford to be picky about it. Yeah, there are places that I've been to it. And it's like, are you going to three hour wait for a girl? Like, you want to put your name down and wait? Well, I know there's some places. For a Rolex or something.

I know there's some places where it's like you can't even like go in on the day. Like you have to like book like days or like even weeks in advance. Just to be like, I want to see that girl. Yeah, that's a big girl. She's booked out because literally some people will book the girls for days. Like rich people would just be like, I want this girl in my house. for two days.

I know it sounds crazy because you never think because I know maybe if I was really rich but I know I'd never paid it thousands of dollars to have a goal giving attention for a few days

but there are people out there that are like, I'm rich I'm single or I'm divorced. Also just like fetishes for everything possible now. A lot of people like being what is financially cucked. Yeah, exactly.

There's a little shit like for every possible thing. I don't know. One of my arguments is the economy is fucked and I have paid. upwards of $600 for a date. So why not just pay-

You're a true hero. The housing crisis is sold. Not all heroes where games. With one goal in mind, sex, and I'm just like, and it's not guaranteed. So why would I pay for this expensive date when I can pay for this? I mean, I think it's just an uncomfortable conversation

for a lot of people where they don't, they don't like talking about it because they don't like the idea of, you know, somebody paying for it. And they'd rather just be all secret and run terribly and run by game. and stuff. Yeah.

But it makes way more sense to have it more regulated and done safely and all above boards. Yeah. It's so well done in this like country. Yeah. It's ridiculous. Yeah, I can tell you a million stories about like situations I've had

that have been so professional. Too many stories, some might say. Yeah. But like on both ends of the spectrum, I can get laid without it, but sometimes I'm a bit fucking lazy and I do have disposable income. So, just pay to win.

Pay to win. Yeah. It's exactly it. Why would I do a free to play a game when I can pay to win? You tell me about your CSGO skins and shit. I'm telling me about my, like, CSGO pussy. Oh my God.

I think the thing about Japan is that, you know, we have like girls bars and host bars as well. People, you know, people are interested in not just paying for, like, your service, but just paying for, like, company and just like someone to feel like. People are just lonely. Yeah, people are just lonely in Japan. And like, you know, talking about, like, fetishes. There's like a fetish for, that's like a fetish for every bar under the sun.

that you can think of in Japan. So it's something that people like don't really talk about, but obviously there's a lot of interest in that. It's because Japan is obviously so, it's got obviously both ends of that spectrum where it's so frowned upon. Yeah, for like certain stuff. So then that sort of stuff builds under the surface

and shows itself. Repression, right? And so many different ways, yeah, exactly. Also, isn't the culture there, like working seven days a week as well? So like when do you ever have time to, actively look for someone today. Like, no, you're gonna find time off

and you're gonna go spend at those bars. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Unless it's some like family-arranged relationship where they've introduced you or like, or like you start dating someone at your workplace. Yeah. There's no shortage of those types of establishments in Japan. Like even in places where they would be like pretty like,

I guess like family-friendly or whatever, they'll just be there. Like massive signs saying, you know, whatever you can get it. It is kind of crazy how it's, it is illegal, but it's still so easy to find. Like it is not at all, like, difficult to get or find. And you just think, why don't they just regulate this? Like, but I guess also.

I think the reason why they don't regulate is because they don't want to even admit that it's there. Yeah, it's easy to sweep it under the rug, right? And it's like you're sweeping it under the rug to the point where it's become this, like, comical, large, mounted fucking thing that everyone can see. But it's still like, yeah, let's pretend that stuff. There's this pub I went to in Yokohama. And literally opposite it is this, is this. giant flashing neon sign. And it's literally just right next to the train station,

just saying like 30 minutes, 50,000. And it's like, this is like, what I pay. That's as far as that Monty's? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what's going about. It's almost a joke. On the other side of the river, right? Yeah, it's almost a joke how comical this is,

like considering it's illegal. And it's like, they've got the brightest sign in all of Tokyo, like, just there. Like, it's so fucking obvious. Well, I mean, Pachinko polls are the exact same thing, right? Where it's like, oh, it's supposed to be a loop around for the whole, like, anti-gambling laws that they have there,

but they're also the brightest, the biggest fucking buildings in existence. You take it the thing to the gold next door. You win balls. The balls aren't worth anything in that store, but you take it to another, there's another store that'll buy the balls money. Yeah.

Didn't you hit like a mega jackpot on one of those? No, it wasn't Puccino. It was like just one of those ball games, wasn't it? There's a million. Yeah. Did you have to cash in those, do you know how much points will work?

No, probably nothing. But also like, you know, gambling's illegal, but then horse batting and, and boat betting is also legal. So it's also really weird. When I was there, I would win stuff even in the claw games,

which is essentially still gambling. And I'd get my prize and that's say, can we buy it back off you? I was like, you can just give me money for this way. Yeah, go to this store down the road. Yeah, if you can't take it in your bag, this store down the road will buy it off you. Yeah, it's the loophole around it is, I think,

the law is that like, one establishment. Calls a good for the skill games, I think. Yeah, one establishment isn't allowed to do the whole entire transit. action in the one building. So the loophole is that they just separated into two different establishments. I think at one point it was literally a different floor.

Like, oh, go out one floor and you can sell your prizes. Yeah. Well, some people who are pretty good at them, just spend all day playing them. Of course, actually skill games going on. They are. I've done so many videos doing it. And like, you know, sometimes I would look at a machine,

I'd be like, I'm not gonna do that. Because that's, I'm gonna lose money 100% on this one. But other ones, I'm like, okay, this is very achievable. It depends on how you do it. Going to, staff would always come up and show me how to do it. And you can, it's like, you can ask for help immediately.

Like obviously, there's so, do, it's such a different thing compared to the last where it's like, I'm trying to get this plushy and I put 50 hundred fucking dollars in. Yeah, I fucking switch the thing inside that doesn't let you win until it had 99 shots of it. Yeah, like it works on like a faith system, right? So you could easily play, you wouldn't even,

theoretically you could just not touch it and you could just stand at it and then just be like, excuse me, and they'll come over and help you. Yeah. Because they just trust you that you, you've been playing it and that you need help. Obviously, if it's stuck in a corner, they'll be like, oh, okay, I can see that,

you know, you've moved it and it's fucked, so let me fix it, but. Okay, they would not do that here. They would tell you to go fuck. No, in the UK as well, they'd be like, what? Get out. That sounds like a you problem.

Go to Weatherspoons. Oh, that sounds good. Have you guys been to the UK? Yeah. You guys like the UK? So, yeah, you like the UK then? Yeah. I like a large breakfast.

You're like a large, bro. You like, I hate the UK. Because it's like a Welsh in Australia. Half my family's from the UK and I've been there plenty of times but they're from Liverpool. Oh my dad's from Liverpool.

My dad. So he's . What the fuck. Wait, is the, okay, so you're well. So I, yeah, I was born in Wales, I speak Welsh and all that stuff, and my dad is born in Liverpool. You speak Welsh, that's rare.

Yeah, yeah. That's rare, okay. 16% of Welsh people speak Welsh. Yeah. Not very useful, sadly, in everyday life. That's cool party trick, though. If I want to talk shit with my mom, we speak in whilst, that's helpful.

Yeah, I mean, UK's nice. But also, it does, it sucks when you come here, you're like, it should have been us. Yeah, we should have been this. Yeah, you guys are like so much. You've got all these nice buildings everywhere. It's, yeah. It's not fair.

It's such a very similar culture. Everything is. You guys are like the UK, but happy. Yeah. It's not fair. It does feel when I go there, it's like, oh, it's like the building's got like 5% worse and everything's more wet.

And twice the price too. And the roads and parking is fucked. Oh, yeah, there's not. You got a bird collection that's just rubbish on every street too. Well, it's like fucking London. It was, I mean, the city wasn't built for trash collection or cars. And then one of my friends took me in the tunnel. And I had to stand it.

I'm too tall. So I'm like curving in this fucking tiny-ass underground, claustrophobic tube. Oh, the tube, that's it, which is like 150 degrees Celsius. Well, the first one was built in like 1800s. Yeah, I was with my friend and they're like, and she was like, oh, we'll take the tube,

it'll be quicker. And I get in there, I'm like, I would have rather two more extra minutes in the Uber, I'm dying. And like, some of the lines make you feel like you're about, like derail, you know, like the central line. I don't know if you've been on the central line, but there is this, so loud as well.

Oh my God, you go on the central line And all you can hear is just for like the entire trip and I'm like, I'm like, why is this part of my public service? I would rather die. I don't know if this falls under, I made it the fuck up, but I'm pretty sure it's also like heating up like gradually over time. Yeah, there's no way.

You guys had the worst heat wave in history. Because it's like hard to get the heat out of the tunnel. There's like no ventilation. Well, there is ventilation. There's some buildings that are just- Fing drill some holes in it. Well, they have like fake buildings outside. And it's literally just a chimney.

an entire chimney. Yeah. It's cool. So I wasn't tripping when I said it was 150 degrees. Wait, wait, did you go to Liverpool?

I've been there twice in my life. I hate it. Where in the UK have you been? Out of curiosity. Liverpool, London. Where's Peter Pie from? Brighton.

Brighton. It's from Sweden. We went to Brighton. We went somewhere fucking else and I've been, what did you think of Brighton? I did a shit old to it. No.

It was a retirement village. It was a retirement. I'm actually born in Raisin Price. Oh, really? You know how they, that like meme where it's like, uh, you go to Mexico and there's got the CPU filter and people are, and you're like, that's not really how it is. When you go to the UK, it's like actually there's like a gray filter on everything. Gray scale filter.

Yeah. No, because I remember my first, like, my first ever experience in Australia, I get off and I, like, go to the hotel and I'm like, oh shit, this is what the UK could be like with good weather. Oh my god, like my eye just opened. I was like, this is, this is Britain's final potential. Everything, every building, like all the old buildings, because we have heritage buildings here that can't get touched. I think I was telling you this on the truck tour.

They can't be touched, but they're all based off UK buildings that already existed. So all the architecture here is very similar. Yeah. Yeah. But better. And it's such good food here as well. Yeah. You really got to say that when you guys live in Japan.

Oh, coffee's great. Coffee's so good here. The coffee, yeah, the coffee is just like unreal. Love the coffee culture. Especially. Because like in Japan it's like, if you want good coffee, you just need to fucking take a gamble

and go to like a small coffee shop that like kind of looks fancy. We got shit on the podcast we said coffee shit in Japan. There's some good coffee places, but some of the comments are like, I bet they only go to Starbucks. It's like, no, I think.

Because Japan likes the traditional like Kisatan, the traditional cafes with pour over coffee. Yeah. I don't really like pour over coffee. I just want the fucking espresso. What's the difference? Like in terms of taste? Um, well, espresso based drinks,

you normally can also like turn as like lattes and stuff, but pour over coffee is normally always just like... Oh, it's all... Yeah, well, that's like the traditional cafes, but I prefer like espresso-based drinks anyway. And so it's so much nicer. I like lattes as well. I don't like cafe Ole. Do you guys really think the food here is nice?

Yeah. I mean, it's great, but like, as someone that's been to Japan many times and can go anywhere. No, no, no, no, Japan is better. Thank God. Japan is... Yeah. Yeah. The great thing about being a Brit is that if you move outside, everywhere you go, the food

is amazing because it's always like an upgrade. You've experienced the lowest. The one thing I did love about the UK was, what night's a, what night's a Friday night? Sunday night. Sunday night. Me and Scott one night, because I think you're off having a holiday after we did some filming.

Me and Scott just got drunk one night and a random pub. It was great and they had roast, a $10. So good. And we're just drinking these beers and eat this roast. I'm like, man, I've had such a shit time until I walked into this pub and I had a roast and a beer. That's when it all makes sense being British. When you're in the pub and you're eating the pub food,

you're like, okay. I love pub culture. As long as you go outside the pub walls, everything's fine. Yeah. Pub's are the best part of the UK. Yeah, yeah, sure. The pub culture is the best. Like, especially in like, even like London, it's great too, you know.

Someone argue it's the only culture. What's sorry? Someone argue it's the only culture. We don't have anything else. It's like, the rest of the other, the other culture is curry. Yeah, yes, yes. So it's your queen too. What do you mean?

I mean, I didn't fucking like spend, my mom cried when that happened. My mom called me like, Because my mom's like really British and she's like, the queen's dead like, oh, we got to go over there and we got to fucking like pay our respects. I'm like, mom, fuck you. It's a good out of context clip. I think a lot of quotes Chad says. I have one living like grandparent left.

It's my mother's grandmother. That's all I got left. And she's like, she's like 90 something. And she's like, me and your grandma, we're going to go over. I'm going to pay our respects. I'm like, that. bitch cannot get out of bed, let alone get on a plane. What do you think she's gonna die on the way there, mom?

Like, she was so committed. Thankfully, they never did it. But like, that's how heart cut she was about it. She was like willing to risk her mother's life on a plane to like go pay their respects. I was like, in Australia, we taught to be like kind of passionate. Yeah, yeah, passionate about the queen. No, I don't give a fuck about the queen. But like, in school, they're trying to teach you.

I think we missed that part of our life. Yeah, I think that might have been a generational thing possible. Yeah, because before us, I think there was like a comparison where they're like, this is before we're born, there was like, the queen came to Australia and there was like a massive parade and everything for her.

And then she came again like 20 years later or something like that and I might have been 15 or 16. And for the parade, there was like one, one hundredth amount of the people that showed up to like, see her coming on her car

and shit like no one gives shit. Yeah, when I was growing up because we were in Wales they did not talk about them nicely. Good. And I remember that it was really weird that I used to see on TV and like they'd be so positive about it

but then all the teachers would be like, they fucking suck. They took everything from us. Don't support. them and I was like this is very mixed messaging but then immediately after that lesson they're like by the way the queen's coming to Wales so we're gonna all go outside and wait for her oh my god with stones in our pocket I don't really waited it I was like I was like 10 and we waited outside of a church and I remember

being like mom why am I here I've been here for six hours on the grass and not she hasn't showed up we had a similar thing here but this is where people got trapped in the mine oh yeah we all got a day off school to see if they'd get these three miners out. That's, oh my God, I remember that. Yeah. Like, is this in Australia? Yeah.

Yeah, in a show. So instead of waiting for the queen, one morning we woke up and mom was like, today's is that? Because these guys got trapped in the mines for like two weeks from a collapse. Like, you know school today. We're going to sit here and watch the TV to see if these three guys make it out alive. And I was like, what happens if they die? We're all watching.

And also we got a day off when Steve Irwin died too. We all got to stay home and watch. Oh, yeah. Watch his memorial on TV. Yeah. So that's our holidays. Steve Irwin. Steve Irwin,

Steve Irwin, the queen. Man, I wish you could have lived to be on cold once. He would be amazing. Oh, he would definitely come on. We were gonna get his son on. I think we're still talking about that.

We're talking to his son about doing something. So, Bob, that would be awesome. Yeah, it's, it's really hard to get to him because you got to go through like all those corporate people.

You don't go, no, wait, wait, so Robert's a letter. You've got to go, you've to go through corporate people and then you still think,

you can get him on through corporate people. We got someone doing it for us. I ain't saying anything. We wanted us to go to the zoo or whatever and show you around. Yeah, some shit like that. But then I think at one point they were like, oh, he can't make it on this day. Like, do you still want to do it? I was like, no.

Yeah. And they're like, oh, what the fuck? We can have him come in for one minute of the video and show you on Adam. I'm like, no, we want to sit down with him for an hour. And drink a beer. And drink a beer. And drink a piece with him. Yeah.

We want to feed alcohol to the animals that he brings in. How many beers can a snake drink? But yeah, we're talking to the Australians over, it's like convincing those corporate people. Oh, okay. So you're not with Channel 7 news? What's cold ones? What's YouTube?

Just some old geezer that's like, doesn't understand. No, you should go on the morning shows. I used to think when I was like really young doing YouTube that I would make it if that ever happened, if I got on TV. Right. And now it's like, I have so many emails being like, do you want to come on this? Or do you want to do this?

It's just like, it's things have changed so much now where, YouTube holds so much more power over this old like dinosaur sort of age thing Yeah I mean like anyone any Dude can you think of any YouTubers who have Actually made like a good TV program Oh no no I'm trying to think no

I can think of a lot smiling friends is the only one I can Smiling friends yeah Smiling friends that's like the only one I would think of Yeah aside from that it's but I feel like animation is a very unique case where Would kind of benefit from being in like a classic TV production cycle with the money and the support around it. But you also find that they still up on YouTube as well.

Like it goes both places. But like what I always see happen is that they get the TV deal and then their YouTube content just like goes down in quality. They start losing. We know a few people that have ruined it. Well, not ruin it, but like taking that route and it's just like you watch it from a distance. You're like, why would you do that?

Because your agents like, hey, this is a good idea. This would legitimize you. It's like, who? Which reminds me to who? Yeah. Because that used to be the thing. It's like, they held the cards. And now it's like, you hold the cards.

You can decide whatever you want to do with it. And everything is becoming so integrated with the sort of stuff that we're doing on a platform that we've been a part of for so long that we can help sort of. Pave the way. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Is cold ones have a vision? Wait, wait.

What's the end goal? Is there an end goal? The vision's kind of blurry always. Depends if you ask them drunk or something. The cold one's the movie, bro. The drunk version is, Yeah, your cock out. Chad gets his dick and ass out.

At the same time in one frame with a mirror. It's backdoor balls. How many places in the world can I get my dick out? That actually would, I would click that if I saw it in my recommend. If I saw a video that said, how many countries can I get my cock and balls out in 24 hours? I would fucking want you. I wish you could make you like that.

I wish YouTube would not throttle that sort of content. You could never do that, but... But if you went back a couple of years in time, you could make that but still blur it and it wouldn't get fucked by the system. Now it's like there's no way your channel will... I mean, you should... How does cold ones survive in that kind of universe? We adapt.

We put it all on Patreon instead. Every five seconds, there must be a jarring cut. That's why it's four hours of footage cut down to 15 minutes. It's 15 minutes of funny We are still, we do still have problems with things in that But I think YouTube was going down this Path where it was becoming more and more narrow With what was allowed to be done

To the point where I would get like if I go on my YouTube app And log into my main channel Every single video now is yellow or red dollar signed Because what was okay back then has slowly shifted Yeah, and you still get punished for stuff that they said was fine back then. And that still was narrowing and narrowing for a while. But then I think it started to open up again for a bit.

Like YouTube. They chilled out a little bit. Yeah, they made some things being like, yeah, they got strict again recently. Yeah, but it's weird.

It's like they always bend one rule, but then they, it's, they do both at the same time. They say, you can do this now, but now you can't do that. It really feels like if you get on their radar,

you just get fucked. Well, if they just want to like, like, that's like one of my fears as well, where I look at the videos. I'm like, you know,

what we're doing is okay. now but I don't want to like two years from now then like do a review and go that's it fuck this whole channel because over the years we've changed so much we haven't penalized the content we haven't like ruin the content but we've found other ways of doing stuff where it's still on their guidelines and we're constantly changing and there's some videos that we have age restricted because of it which is completely fine I love you YouTube but yeah it's just like I I try to steer away from trying to drink as much on videos because I don't want someone to review it one day I go, well, it's just them getting drunk and getting their cocks out.

It's not. That is basically cold on. I'm on Patreon. There is one video you did. But we're not going to smoke crack pipes anymore. There's one video you did where you just, you just like ordered like 500 fucking Uber Eats. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm watching this. And I imagine you mostly got so many comments being like, what a waste of food. Well, we come from the era of collaborating with how to basics. so that was already just like And you've got the fucking Uber Eats driver to join you Oh yeah That's what I mean

You think we just convinced the first guy We tried like 10 guys before Yeah I can imagine I can imagine But everyone's like I can't believe they just They were trying to pay them As they put their head into the room

And they were all just so scared No I would be fucking scared If I walked in a room Two drunk men with 100 fucking Cheeseburgis on the table No it was 100 slices of cheese Okay

They were all divided up into separate components I feel like that those videos never reached their potential of what I envision them to be I just I just thought it would be funny there would be funniest stuff that you could ask them to make or something they were all just like but it was just yeah it was just little it every video sort of just ended up well I guess we just order a hundred of this one item then or something and then eat it and then it also would be three and a half hours or four hours in recording drunk or like oh how many more times we have to try to get some guy to

yeah like when you ordered it must have been like two fucking hours for it showed up there was some good parts in those like getting people to draw stuff on like the domino's box and stuff like that but yeah it turned out great in the end it's a happy little accent those videos i just thought this is fucking insane i think it was more as us eating shit out of like a big trough like a muckbang almost yeah have you guys ever needed to scrap a video because he got two shit-faced. We can't fucking use any of this. Podcast.

That was my fault. What happened? Well, it wasn't my. Okay. Yeah. No, the guest got too drunk and we didn't record enough. And then I was drunk talking to another guy there and I was like, I don't want that fucking conversation.

Like, I was talking about Kanye West for an hour. So you're saying that I saw the dollar signs and I was like, we need to shove as much shit up your ass every episode as possible. And last time we filmed, you completely unprompted,

because we've got this giant wheel that we put in this that wasn't my asshole. That wasn't my asshole. That was my nuts on. Shut up. Let me talk.

It looks, it's a fucking awesome wheel. You spin it and there's like a punishment on it or something and one was like rat trap or mouse trap. And I put my fingers in a mousetrap. And then Chad completely

unprompted was like, oh, we should put my dick in it. And mostly everyone there was like that does not sound safe no like that sounds like a really bad idea anyway chap was very very confident that he could put the head of his penis in the actual thing so it's a snap on the end of this cock and and and and no one could talk you out of it basically so I don't know why you're saying that I'm listen the patreon numbers are down right way so you put it in it just yeah thankfully

it caught a bit of my shirt I was it slapping down so it wasn't as painful but you're flicked in the knob But I got flicked in the knob. It didn't hurt as bad as I thought it would thankfully, but it's still fucking hurt. I love the fact that you thought would hurt more and yet you still did it. This is unhinged.

This is unhinged. I think it was a rat trap who could remove the head of the cock. Just to kill small mice, okay, you know. Snap, is there anything you would not to? Yeah, there's gotta be a limit. Yeah, there must be a limit. There must be a limit.

What's too far for you? What's too far for anything here? Yeah. That's too far for anything. That'll never be a tear on our Patreon anyway. Yeah, I don't know. I used to be like all for it, but now I'm like I'm saying, I was saying I'm getting a bit older. It's like there's now some things I'm like, I ain't doing that.

Like, can we change my name already? Yeah. Yeah. Getting old. But there's still a lot of stupid shit I'll do. But there is some conversation of having the office like, should we do that? Should we? I'm like, I don't think I can do that.

Sorry. Like what? We are, I want to know, where have you drawn a line? Off the top of my dome. I know, I've been through like face and I'm like, okay, no more butt holes. And then I see the patron guy down. I'm like, that's it, Max. Yeah, yeah, sure.

Here we go again. Round two. But promptly, what the start was you wanted to shove it up my ass mostly. Yeah. Maybe for a tiny bit. But I, but I was always like, if it's something that makes you actually uncomfortable, that's not something. You're not like being whored out.

But then, yeah, like I'm saying, you recently started being like, no, we need to start whoring me out. There was like a phase where I was like, maybe we should stop. And I was like, all the numbers are going down. Let's do it more. Every episode shows up. But then the numbers just naturally go down. Yeah, I guess. But we're posting so much on there now.

That's a, not a conversation. We got like, we got a podcast and a gaming series on there now. Yeah, but how many? On Patreon. Yeah. Not enough butt holes. Not enough blood holes. That's the novel.

we're trying to build build out the catalog so then we can finally promote it properly because we haven't really given it much promo on the actual channel but we want to do like a proper

this is what's on our Patreon on a full upload There's people on the Patreon here like what is this gaming shit I want to butt holes No I think I don't know because it's edited well and it's like a main channel video

sort of I'm not for the same with you guys but our Patreon is like just essentially like it funds it's enough money to fund everything so we're actually like

turning some profit, but it means we can do something or spend something on a video and not think about it because we know we got that Patreon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like for us, our Patreon is just for like really, really big ambitious projects that we have in mind. And then the podcast kind of just like runs itself at this point. So it's just like, okay, Patreon for like extra extra extra extravagant stuff and then normal podcast just to keep going. But there's a lot of stuff that we have in videos that we'd like to keep the main channel video, but because, you know, kids in their TikTok and they're like really ADHD. we have to keep videos really engaging from start to finish.

Yeah. The Mr. Beast method. Yeah. So there is some stuff that we'd love to leave in the videos, but it's just like there's no way to loop it in and make it engaging. It's like the punchline leading up to that as a minute of us explaining like, okay. And now for this next punchline, Max is going to grab the camera and he's going to, you know.

Shove it up my house. But we could essentially have a second channel for like gaming and stuff like that. But we don't want to like spread ourselves on doing 300 different channels, like, smosh games. So we're just like, yeah. I think if you don't do that right, people get sick of you.

Yeah. Like there's obviously there's an argument to be made either side. Like Mr. Beast does like as much as possible. But I think if you see someone's face come up too many times, it's like, oh, they've got gaming channel,

they've got second channel, they're doing vlogs, they're doing this, they're doing that constantly. Yeah. It can run like a little thin. I think there's a way to market it like with what we're doing where people feel like it's an event.

Yeah. they finally posted a video. Cause like over exposure is definitely a thing that can happen. Yeah. Especially like I feel like some YouTube's brands are like the kind of like the mystique around them. You know, every time I see like a hit in the historian video for example right. Holy shit. Everybody stop everything.

Stop everything. I am the king uploaded. That's that's it. We just want to have something that we upload and we're like really proud of and anything else that we wanted on the side because obviously we've had the conversation. Oh, you know, want to make some extra money? Let's do a gaming channel but then. Yeah. Just like oh fuck it. We'll just put it on

Patreon paywall if people want to see us kick back play some games they can pay to see it again I will pay to see you drunkenly analyzing anime as you watch that we we have done similar patreon videos where we've uh it's called down the rabbit hole we have a series where we just like go on the internet and we just start watching the most fucking just watch down the rabbit hole just yeah I mean I'll do that next time we'll do a reaction on anime episode and I'll start bro fuck you I would I would actually pay you to watch that would be okay that's it give me a money right now I'm curious you guys get to like interact with your fans at all or like well we know we don't we don't do live shows or anything like that we've

done somebody as well we involved them like we did a Christmas video where we delivered yeah physical gifts to patrons yeah yeah and we want to do some more kind of stuff like that but yeah because we didn't live stream or anything it seems a little difficult do you get like recognizing the streets often and yeah well yeah okay get your dick out. I think what they say to Chad more that pisses him off than that is, are you the fat guy from Filthy Frank? I don't see that.

But that's like a joke on the channel, so I don't know if they're saying the joke. Well, yeah, it's kind of now become this blended thing where we started making fun of that or it's like, oh,

it's the fucking fat guy from Georgie. And now it's like, are people saying that because they think that we think that's funny? Or are they actually just saying that? Is most of your audience it's Australian or no it's American yeah I think that's just by the size yeah it's just you can't really I think most English speaking channels yeah yeah well yes I guess I that Australian's already second right because like mine it's like yeah it's like

20 is it 20% or something for Australia it's okay because mine's like Australia I think ours is like in general I think it's just like US then UK yeah US oh that's right UK is our second sorry and UK is our second sorry and And then I think it's Canada, then Australia. Oh my God. No one in Australia watched it, I guess. Yeah. Well, there's only 26 million people with you.

How are we gonna sell this fucking alcohol? United States, 48.2% United Kingdom 11.8. Oh, now Australia, 9.3, then Canada, 6.7. Then Germany? Two point three? Yeah, always. It's just the butt holes. Yeah, there into the bot holes.

But holes are big in Germany. So what's your opinion on America? Have you been? I fucking hate America. I can fucking hate America. I can't hate America. Americans. I fucking hate LA. I fucking hate California. Americans should all fucking yanks. What are your reasonings? Do you know when you like, you see a meme where you're like,

oh, Americans are like really stupid. And I'm dumb. So this is like coming from me. This is like the kettle call in the pot black. Like you go, I go to America and I'm like, okay, you guys are fucking stupid. Like really dumb. Like your education system. everything about this country is fucked and everyone there's like freedom we got our freedom and it fucking exists like people like that exist

and it blows my mind no we're putting this in it's not our decision anymore it's out of my hands but there's great places America I love Texas which is weird that I saw on that right that's like the most

yeah that is that is right yeah I don't everybody you just describe Texas it's like that's the freedom state I I think California's left like a, like a foul taste of my mouth, because it's the only place in the world I've been. Too many liberals in California.

Wait, you can walk down one street, and it's the top 1%, and then you walk past the next street. It's just pitch tense and like skid row and shits on the street. And it's everywhere. It's such a like shit city, and people say how much they love it. I'm like, and like other YouTube's like,

yeah, I love living in California. I love it here. I'm like... Actually, every YouTube we've just said, like, yeah, I don't like living in California. Yeah, that's because I'm not. rich. If they're rich, YouTubers, they live in the hills.

And like, oh, I love not people. I'm like, yeah, you're above the smog line. That's why you fucking like it, because you can look down on the poor people. Like, like, you can also sort of see there's this no soul behind the eyes. Yeah. Yeah. They're kind of always like looking past you. Yeah. Or through you.

Or through you. Right. You tell them your followers and it's under the center. I'm like, okay, we'll have good day. See it later. It's legit like an android or something. Yeah. I don't know. Americans in America just such a beautiful country that I've been some places. Yeah,

it's so nice. When we're just done saying like, yeah, this is the biggest like, portion of our viewers. We always ride on Americans. But I feel like the people that watch us would also be like,

yeah, I fucking hate my country too. Well, I think the thing with that is people often see content like that and they don't ever associate it with themselves. They're like, oh,

but I'm like the good one. Yeah. I get what he's saying. That's so true. I'm not part of that. So what do you think about Australia then? It's alright. Let's not get political.

Okay. It's all right. But I think that's why Filthy Frank was so popular with some of the stuff that he would criticize as like a bit. Everyone who was literally part of that fan base, which were the people that he was making fun of were like, that's so true. But that's not me. But he was making fun of those. Yeah. So it's like the weeboobo stuff and all, you know, it's like.

What does mainly a lot of weirdos who are watching him and referencing him? quoting him I still at this day see people like doing filthy frank things and I go to their Twitter profiles and anime picture I'm like

anime's cool now though anime is cool yeah apparently I mean it's kind of cool they're still very much different sex of the anime community that definitely are not cool like I don't know

it's also mean to clown on anyone who has an anime profile picture especially if it's like a like a cute anime girl or something yeah Dragonball fans as well what you say

Dragonball fans. Fuck you. Yeah, I'll happily plan on Dragon Balls fans. I'm not like that. I'm not like the other dragon ball fans. I'm one of the good ones. You know, I love it. I just love the simplicity and I love, like, I've been working out again.

That's what they all say. I've been working out recently, I go on YouTube and I search Dragon Bullsie workout. It's like Goku giving his power-up speeches. And I'm like, that's fucking me doing the extra two minutes on the treadmill, bro. That's my power up. Bro, you need to get into Jojo.

You need to get into Jojo then, man. if you need some life. Oh, you'd fucking love. I like the music. That's exactly how it goes here. I just want to know if Kid Goku got through that AIDS. He literally had AIDS in the timeline. He had a heart problem.

He had heart AIDS or something. It's kind of in future. Not every disease is AIDS. I have saying AIDS. Does it kill you slowly? It's AIDS. Yeah, I mean, it's. And he lost, he lost.

In the in one timeline. In the timeline, he lost in he. that's well you know what's fucked up they could have raised AIDS with the dragon balls but they didn't share wrong my wish is get rid of the AIDS that's on that bottom of the to-do list first we need a revive go-key we need to get come back is there anywhere in the world that you haven't visited yet that you are i used to like one thing i've noticed is that obviously like it's hard to travel anywhere here in australia because you guys are so fucking isolated i don't

I don't mind the long halls, but now they're a bit harder, you know, getting fatter. So, but I, yeah, there are a lot of places that I haven't been that I like to be, but I feel like I'm getting to a cynical age very quickly where I'm like, I fucking hate cities. I hate random people on the street fucking talking to me. You need to go back to that little fishing player. That's where I want to go. I literally. Countryside Japan is what you're calling.

When we say end game, I want to, you know, launch grog and I want to just like make just enough money to be like, I don't have to worry about anything ever again. I want to go to a fucking country like in Iceland or somewhere like that and like and just like get 10 dogs farm I always talk about wanting to like farm I would love to be isolated if I had good internet that's like the one thing

which I think is possible nowadays really my dream is like self-sustained farm where it's like minimum work for me but I have people that live there and do it for me and they just slaves they just grow I just no I pay them

but they grow weed on the side to make extra money. Oh, that sounds all right. And just like a little, like little hub. I think we always joke about,

uh, wouldn't it be also we had like a YouTuber commune where we just, yeah, we just, kind of like the clout houses, but it's literally like a commune like in a fucking, kind of bar. You actually do well.

It would because it'd be cheap. We'd be able to set up giant warehouses with studios and it for one tenth of the price. Yeah. And I'm just like, you want to be a YouTuber coming the fucking cold ones. Yeah. Yeah.

Get a, get a house on the block. Do we got in the middle of us? Cold ones ranch. I love that I'd fucking love that fuck the high pass fuck these LA

Colburn's like how Epstein started though okay Colburn's island without the kids okay okay

what the fuck what are my benchmark but you guys dig holes and then jump head have you seen that meme where it's like a YouTuber

when he gets 10 million subs with like the divided paths shitty music career yeah it's like shitty music career or fucking molester child

Not that bad. Oh my god. But yeah, Endgame would just, you know, just enough. A farm. And then... You should buy some, like, land in Japan because it's actually, like, incredibly easy.

See, here's another argument to that. I don't want to be labeled as that guy. Like, that white guy that wants to go to Japan. You're not the first and you're not going to be the last. Yeah, it's like, I saw another, speaking of memes, we were just talking memes. I saw another meme the other day and it's like a neck beard and he's in New York and he's looking at all the New York people and he's like capitalism scum and then it's like and then it's

him in Japan. He's like, oh, Japan. That's true. But I don't want to be that guy. Like I can get a farm anywhere I like. Preferably someone with low tax brackets. Right. Iceland. Okay.

So, that's like. And that way, and that way I'm like free to like. like do whatever we want and not be worried. Like obviously I'm worried with the changes of YouTube of it all just coming to an end, ending because our channel gets striked or something. Yeah, you're gonna diversify what you can't put

all your eggs in one bar. Yeah, so I mean, I swear, like I think you guys having a Patreon is like a fucking massive like safety. It's the only thing that's kept us going. Yeah, right, right. That in Game of Subs, Eric, from Game of Subs has been very generous to us. What's the code?

The code. Trash. Have you got it? Have you have a trash taste? You don't fucking know that you have this shit on your set all the time. Yeah. Haven't you guys been doing it?

You know they told me that you guys are like one of their biggest sellers for the Wipers as well? It makes sense. Of course, we're the anime podcast. I mean, I don't know why you guys have a code. They probably do those. We do.

I just. It's on the screen right now. So we don't say it. You guys. Oh, that's why they sell so well. It's so natural. I just love drinking out of money. It's just like, yeah.

Just like one day and then that way once I've got everything I want. I'm a simple man. I don't want my fast. Just a few million dollars. Just a fucking $50 million farm. I'm a simple man. I can get one for like eight hundred. That's self-sustainable.

Just a few slaves. And a thousand employees to make it. No, I can get it for a pretty good price. You know, I don't want a flash guy. I'll drive a Nissan Cube. I'm a simple man. How about we just turn our patrons into farm hands? $100 tier.

You can come live on the farm and work for free. Pay us $100 to get to milk our cow for free. You can work for free. us and we get to keep the milk yeah you pay a hundred dollars for for them yes that sounds good but that's essentially what PewDiePie I reckon that's where mr. beast is in a way yeah that's what all Kelly did I reckon mr. I reckon mr. beast is heading to the like Amazon type town sort of shit how's on town that yeah the fucking Bezos had remember you don't know about the they basically

just had a whole thing that turned into everyone that worked there oh that that's what that's what mr. I think he already has that right. Yeah, no, yeah. There's like Mr. Beast is coming. No, no, no, I think, I think Jimmy actually does have it. What? Like, he has like a cold ass.

What? That's a cold ass. Yeah, it's nothing. Oh, you know, like, a whole town. Is it gonna be Beast City? Oh. Beastopolis. I think, like, the whole team has, like,

an entire row of, like, houses that they, like, rented out. That makes sense. Made, like, a small village. I'm talking out my ass, this is, I'm making the shit up. It sounds poor. From my, from my knowledge, and once again, call me on it, he does have a massive property,

which is warehouses on it. Yeah. Where they go there and it's just a ranch of warehouses and they film multiple videos at the same time. He was ahead of the meta, man. He knew. Ranchers is the way to go. Yeah, let's do it.

Colons range. Is actually, is there any content that you want to do in the future? Like, that you haven't done yet? Not like buying like farmland or whatever. We were going to go Japan. But we've done something else related to traveling, which isn't out yet. Ooh.

Okay. yeah yeah we've got shout out to Prezzo for taking 100 years I think six months he's had the footage for

but we've got we're cooking a video where we do want to get out of the studio and travel more and let him cook to for six months

he needs to stop cooking if he's taken out of the oven bro's burning and I know we feel that we sometimes we film a special when it comes out like eight months later

or something like that We definitely don't have that right now. We definitely don't have that problem as well. They might take a year. Oh yeah, we've had one for a year. Oh, that makes me feel a lot better. So take your time. Keep cooking.

Yeah, you're good, bro. Make sure you just get out some more season. Oh, my God. There are other stuff we've talked about doing, but we're moving offices at the moment because we're getting a bigger office. Yeah. Seeing up a new studio.

We're hiring new people. We've got some new editors starting. So our goal is the video a week. and then be able to do stuff outside the show travel related videos. We want to do a video where we go to Japan. And I wasn't, I won't support. Obviously, there's a lot of, there's a lot of things we could do in Japan from a, from cold one standpoint.

There's like so much, dude, it's like a goal mind of content for you guys in Japan, for sure. Yeah, it'd be fun to see you. I want to recreate the local pool vlog. Oh, no. Start to finish frame by frame. We've worked our asses off off. We should get the hat. We should wear the fucking little toy story hat.

And we should hang up a manicure. in the forest maybe not that far guys just one scene we're like we're going to Japan and we have that hat on it was like an homage you know I was filming an actual dude filming an actual body that's too far too far too but

funny no no bad idea bad idea you guys see the conspiracy videos where they're like that was scripted because the wind was blowing in this direction on that then the body was swaying this way there sounds other people talking about the moon the moon landing This is fake. There's a logan-pulled body.

There's no shadow. We're even enough force to give a fuck. So many years ago as well. Jesus. Yeah, and it's still, I feel, I feel, I feel, like we're feeling the effects. Because if I did, if he had, like, made a full, like, um, like, like, turn around where he's actually a legend now and he's like,

he just can't stop fucking up. Yeah, he can't easily. God, he was so close over to a redemption. Yeah, and he's like, bunch of crypto scams. Cryptos shams. Which pisses me off because I've known he's fine. Now he's fine again. He's totally fine again.

Everyone's just like, yeah, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, yeah. So that makes me feel so good. Like, I can't get canceled. Like, if that guy's still fucking surviving, you know what? All right, well, we just, we just had to cut sub thing. If he can get away with all the shit he's done with, like, that, I remember I used to wake up every morning with anxiety. I'm getting canceled for something that I did last week.

Right. But now I'll wake up in the morning. I'm like, you know what? If he can get away with that, I, there is no way I can do. This is how evil starts. That man is evil. That man is evil. So you're like I could be evil.

Yeah, yeah, Chad. No, I'm saying I can be stupid. I understand that the thing, the point you're coming from is like, why should he be able to get away with that? Well, yeah, it's frustrating because you're like, man, why should I have to hold myself to any standard? Exactly. Exactly. There should be better things holding your morals in place than what the next guy can get away. It's not about what I can get away with.

It's like I obviously will do or say something and I have in a past and I've looked at it like like you said when we're looking at old videos We always go oh I wish I never did that I could maybe get in trouble for that one day I feel really disappointed myself But I do have that thought where I look at stuff I've done the past and go I'm really disappointed myself That's not me anymore but then maybe I will get in trouble one day because the internet does like to It's not even just that that times have changed and people don't like to I know I know but my point is if I ever gotten trouble for for it like 10 years down the line because the internet likes to bring out.

This is who you were. You're bad for being that person. I know you're completely different now, but fuck, fuck you. It's like, if he can get away with scamming people and like double down and go like, fuck you guys, you deserve to get scammed, you shouldn't have invested.

And I'm like, man, I was no way I can get in trouble for saying this shit I did. Well, I think- I can't get in trouble, but. Yeah, I think the reality is that just time's fucking change. And a lot of people who complain now about people's like previous, like, behavior, or whatever the shit, I soon going to realize five years down the line,

there's gonna be some shit that we're doing and saying in this day and age, that's not gonna be socially accessible in five years. Yeah, sorry, finish what you. Yeah, and there's gonna be like some kind of clip or some kind of tweet or Instagram or out there and they're gonna realize, oh shit, I was part of the cycle.

This is a fucking cycle. There are the stage in their lives right now, I think for the most part where it's like, they are either not old enough or not experienced enough in life where they've made those mistakes themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And they realize that that and, you know,

making mistakes and learning from it, you know, years down the line and changing through that is just like a natural part of fucking growing up. What sort of pisses me off though is people don't even acknowledge that times have changed. They're like, you said or did this, but it's like, I said or did that because at that time I was pushing the envelope only a little bit. And it was like it was maybe a little bit edgy, but it was now obviously fast forward to here and that's so far behind the line. Right. Yeah. It's like, it's not something I feel I should need to apologize for for a lot of that stuff. It's just things have changed and you don't like to admit.

Because it's like, at the time, it's like, how were you supposed to know that it was going to go in the direction? Yeah, exactly. Like, it's not cool now. Like, sometimes you can kind of like figure it out just from like how societally, you know, things are changing. Sure. But then there are a lot of times where it's like, how was I supposed to know that in 20 years time, this word is bad now? But a lot of the people that are taking those risks and making things. which made them something because they were willing to take those risks.

If they were super sanitized for what everyone's saying, you shouldn't, you should have stick stuff to this fucking script. They wouldn't have got to where they are. You wouldn't know who they were because they haven't taken those paths. Yeah. And now people that have survived that are people because I actually did look at their past. They're like, okay.

But then there are people that double down just like kept doing it. And then nowhere to be seen now because. Yeah. People should be able to look at it and go, Okay, I acknowledge that times have changed. I don't necessarily like apologize for what that was back then because things were different. But I understand how culturally things are different. That's, you know, I won't do it again.

Yeah, well, like, I think it's better for me to go in this direction now. Right. And I'm supportive of this or that and like we're all evolving together. We're all in this together. Yeah, but like Chad said, there's probably people who go. Oh, it's really weird to me because the internet like they strive for change. like all these movements are about change and then they find someone who has changed who has already acknowledged what they've done the past is stupid and they know they've gotten

better but they still go to the back to the past to people that have changed like fuck you like I'm gonna ruin your life to something else I'm like you're advocating for change I've changed I've acknowledged that but you're still getting mad at me like what fuck do you want yeah yeah yeah they don't yeah they don't want they don't it's not what they think they want they want to fucking criticize which is why I actually want that person to Yeah, they'll find any excuse to just like tear down that person Because of a personal agenda or whatever it might be

Even though as you said like they want you to change on the surface But then they still go out of their way to like dig up olch and be like Ha, see he was bad That's why I just want to farm Yeah With my people on there helping me with it There's some weed growing on the side You know that's what I'm talking about no internet out there

I want farmers that won't dig up my father I'm who I am what a poignant way to end the episode I think yes wow this was a this is a fucking picture

exactly as I expect it yeah you know when I said we don't normally have to cut out things in trash taste this is probably one of the few episodes where there's testing one of it's gonna be a Patreon version or this episode of trash taste hey go check out the Patreon version by going to patreon.com slash trash taste.

Also follow us on Twitter, send us on the subreddit, and if you head and face, listen to us on Spotify. And yeah, we'll also be on a cold ones episode. Yeah, that's probably gonna come out before when this episode comes out. Yeah. No, ours takes so long.

Eventually it'll come out. Eventually, I don't know if this is a part one or a part two, but this is part of a two-parter. And I'm sure we're gonna be more intoxicated on yourself. And we're gonna get real political. Just to say. Yeah.

Well, thank you very much for coming on, Thanks for having us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, I got you guys gifts that I forgot to give you. Oh, really? Oh, okay. Now I feel like an assile. They're not really that good of gifts. They're from both of us.

Okay, okay. Okay. They're from Max. I just wanted to make the set look more like from home, you know? Okay. All right. Oh no. What?

What? What? Oh, my God. What is this? Oh, we got some fucking hand ties. Why do you have so much hentai? What, what, wait, what do you have so much? What the fuck?

What are you so much? Why do you have so much? I thought maybe, you probably, I mean, I'm taking this home. It's from Mandraki or whatever. Yeah, you ordered this online. Oh, so much. There's a massive, mad. I'm mood on, this is going to be blurred anyway, but this is,

this is the, this is the selection that we got. Yeah, hell yeah. Do you guys know what any of the shoes? shit is that I used to buy some of this you fucking weird oh my god yeah there you hold you hold on to it for now no it's all yours is this something

this is a big Joey can you hold on the house Max and you watch like get it out yeah I'll take it is how do you have so much wait I think it's just oh my god that's fucked up what the fuck what

I thought this said milk hunt for a sake but it says milk cunt. Uh, milk cunt. All right, before we get to the long time, we're gonna end the episode.

Uh, thanks to the show you guys. What are your fucking elvenized C, chat? Man, there's some fucking weird-looking pussies in this. All right, we'll see you guys next week. Bye!