Trash Taste Podcast - We Got Drunk Answering Your Strangest Questions | Trash Taste #308

Episode Date: May 15, 2026

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Starting point is 00:01:12 Cheers. It's been a while since we had a drinky episode. I didn't clink any of you guys. I just like random. I like rubbed against you. Nah, I gave you a brofice anyway. What the fuck. Stop, bro.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Stop, man. Stop. Don't taint my beer game like that. Right. Because we are playing truth and drink. Oh, it's true. Wait, what? Yeah, I was looking at the thing we're looking at
Starting point is 00:01:37 and I said truth and drinking. I'm like, hmm, must have been a typo. Why? It shouldn't be truth or drink? No, because we don't, we don't not tell the truth here, Joey. We're about to- We might as well just call it drunk confessions at that point. It's basically what that is.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Drunk confessions. We're confessing and we're drinking. That is pretty much it. So we just wanted an excuse to basically just get drunk. Yeah. And confess some things. Yeah. Do you guys have anything you want to confess before we start?
Starting point is 00:02:08 Any drunk confessions? You want to, uh, bro, we spend one sip, man. Yeah. Spend one sip. You should confess that you're drinking a fucking all free beer. Yeah. Oh, I'm so drunk, guys, Lamel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:20 I'm not getting racist. No, it is a, is it a non-free beer. alcoholic beer. For the first one, I might, I might swap over. Oh, why don't you just drink a beer from the beginning? You're so lame. You scared you're going to ruin, you know, your precious Slater Spire stream or you have tomorrow or whatever you were streaming tomorrow? No, I'm not worried. Oh, are you worried? Are you worried little streamer? Oh, I had two whittal beers and now I'm fucked. Oh, I can't do my 9 a.m. stream tomorrow. You son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:03:03 All right, so in trash box, we have a bunch of questions. Yeah. And we have to just tell the truth. Last time, we tried to play truth or drink. My God, Joe. What the hell? Who cares?
Starting point is 00:03:19 Who cares? Let's just get started. You guys know. It's fucking, it's fucking truth or drink. You should know this by now. You know this by now. What's the last thing you jerked to? Why the fuck is that the question?
Starting point is 00:03:32 What a start. Why is that? What a start. Why is that the first thing I, that that wasn't edited, by the way. Last thing you jerked to? Yeah, was the last thing you jerked it to. You joked it to. Starting things off strong.
Starting point is 00:03:50 I don't know. Some J. for me. You go to the J.A.Vs now and then? Yeah, every now and then. You can go to the J.A.V. I occasionally dabbled to. Yeah, every now and then. The two hour Javs?
Starting point is 00:04:01 No, I mean, you can... No, no, I'm not sitting through the entire, like, one hour. There's like multiple scenes gone. You can pick your scene. Yeah. You just skip through it. Like a good YouTube video, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Skipped your favorite chapter. Okay. Yeah, it was some J.A.V. I forget who or what it was, but... I have, okay, so this is like, I don't know what's going on in the hentai world now. Okay. But every time I log on, there is certain series, there's new series where the episode is like three to four minutes long, but it's like an ongoing storyline. What? Which one is it?
Starting point is 00:04:40 There's two that I know of right now. Why do I know this? I was like, I'm shocking and boil it down. Why are you acting like? Uh, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what you're talking. There was one where it was like a girl and she was like a sperm doctor and she's like, well, I guess I'll never have a husband.
Starting point is 00:05:02 And then obviously in episode one, she meets her soon to be husband who she then has sex with. And there's another one where it was like a masseuse. A masseuse? There's like one where like he, I don't know the name. And I would watch it. Every time my new episode would come out, I would just skim through it to see if he got any, if he got anything. And he's like 10 episodes and he's got nothing. He like massages the girls and they goon, but he's dedicated to his job.
Starting point is 00:05:27 I like that though, because that it's the buildup, right? 12 episodes gone. It's 12, 3 minute episodes, you know. Fucking out, it's like Eldon Ring, mate. That's still half an hour of my life. Those are the two, why, is there something else? I thought those are the two. Well, there's that one we reacted to in the hentai episode.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Yeah, I mean, this season... Like the gender band one? Yeah, it feels like there's a bunch every new season. I don't know why this is like the new formats. I dead ass don't remember the last time I, other than the episode that we did recently, where I was like, yeah, you know what, today is like a hentai day? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Has it just kind of been mid recently? I mean, yes. Yeah, that's like, but we get like, it's like mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, bangor out of nowhere, mid, mid, mid. Now, the third, the third, no, the fourth episode of the Yaru manga one just dropped. And now it's just like. Oh, the. He might use him he couldn't one?
Starting point is 00:06:21 No, no, no, no. I like, that one's going to as well. They dropped episode five and six out of nowhere. Hold up. No, it's the one where... They released episode three and four? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:06:37 Yeah, I know. The one where... Let me check this. Which one? The one... It's the one... Nah, they did not. Where the guy lets this gallery come to his house to read his manga.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Yeah. And then he's just like fucking... That sounds like every Gary Hanna. No, no, no, no. It's like nerdy kid and, like, the Gadu is, like, making fun of the nerdy kid. But it's like, let me come to your house and fucking check out your manga or whatever. Okay, Nabi, search up, Garu, while you're here. Garu hensai manga.
Starting point is 00:07:05 You know the one. Navi's about that culture. Well, I saw one that was like, poor Garu's just dogging on this guy. Yeah, I saw that one. I was like, this is a bit much. Yeah, that's amazing. Garu, hentai, manga. Yeah, that one's also.
Starting point is 00:07:20 That one's pretty hype. Because what you described Garn is every Gauru manga. No, it's not. It is. The gharu is like emotional as at first. Wait, is you're just like, hentai or manga? I'm talking my hentai. I'm talking my hentai.
Starting point is 00:07:34 I'm not sure, I'm not sure what you're talking about. Yeah, like I can name like maybe 20 different... Go to images, Nabi. The sad truth is, it's way easy to keep up with... Oh, fuck. There is this many. I'm telling you, there's so many. There is this many!
Starting point is 00:07:48 Every Gaudu one is has that. premise. No, because, okay, it's the one where this, this girl comes to, uh, this, this guy's and these aren't even hentai. These are these are, these are manga. Whereas is safe search on? Is that why we can't find? No, it's because he typed in manga. Time in hentai. Manga hentai. There we go. Okay, okay, there we go. Here we go. Turn, turn, turn safe search off. Uh, it's so, that one, that one. Which one? This one. Oh, that one. This one. Okay. Yes. I haven't seen. Otaku fucks a beautiful. I've read this one.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Yeah. Oh. Because I really like this. I really like this artist. This one. I did watch episode four. That was a guy. I like, I like
Starting point is 00:08:33 Fortnite drop midway into the series. I missed all the law. Yeah. She was like, you fought my job midway into the, this is like peak series. I dropped in episode four and she was like, you better fucking leave that Giaro and go home for me.
Starting point is 00:08:44 And I was like, I'm listening. I just get four. And then like, wait, I'm missing something. Yeah, I was missing the law. I went to YouTube. I was like, law, law explanation. Yeah, I've only read the dogen of this one,
Starting point is 00:08:58 but this one's fire. Yeah. Art style is so good for this one. Yeah, this one is fantastic. There's nothing worse, though, than when the cover art is like a 10 out of 10, and then you watch the animation, and you're like, what happened?
Starting point is 00:09:10 This ain't, this ain't one of those shows, though. This is like that horse meme where it's just like, yeah, banga, banga, bang. The entire thing is the, yeah, it's right there. The entire thing is the flaming horse. Yeah, the flaming horse, right? A bit of live action? Oh, yeah, I'm not surprised.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Oh, shit. That's a trend in the Javvy world now, where they take like the most popular dogens that turn hand tie and then they're just like, fuck it, live action. Don't ask me how I know this. Damn, I thought the one piece live action was the peak one.
Starting point is 00:09:44 I think I might have to. They're banking on the one piece live action. They're like, we need to give something the gooners will enjoy. The one piece live action. There's right here. Most of these are like Thai Facebook memes gone. Scroll down.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Look at the, brother. Men of culture, man. Thai people are holy shit. Thai people are so horny. It's probably because a lot of the porn sites are actually blocked in Thailand. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:10:11 It's against the law. What? What's against the law? Really? What's just? I'm not sure what the actual, law is, but I know every time I'm in Thailand, it's like all of the big porn sites are blocked. Really?
Starting point is 00:10:25 Same in Malaysia as well? We have a reason, but it's, we're DNS blocked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, they must be some saints over there to block all of this, uh, lute, where do you go for your, where do you go for your lute stuff? Facebook. And surprisingly, like, there's so many Thai people, including me, some of the most degenerate some of the most degenerate tastes, man. Who could have guessed?
Starting point is 00:10:51 Well, I think when you block your population in watching porn, it just makes people fucking horny that. Yeah, totally. Because they get, like, they get depraved about it. It becomes, yeah, it becomes suppressed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Yeah, well, maybe the next one. Strong start. Strong start. I guess we just drank. I have been drinking, no worry. This is truth and drink. Yeah. This is, again, just drunk confessions at this point.
Starting point is 00:11:15 What's a video idea that you are now relieved, never happened? was uploaded, if not mentioned already. What the heck? What's a video that you are now relieved, never happened, slash was uploaded? Basically, a video that you thought about, the way you're just like, I might film that,
Starting point is 00:11:29 and then you're like, nah, and now you're okay with it, not ever going through. Oh, fuck, that's quite hard. I mean, I've talked about it before, but it's the, the,
Starting point is 00:11:37 the, the, the, the, the, uh, sex industry, video.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Nah, that was all time. I want to see that so, So bad. Oh, it is some of the worst footage I've ever filmed. I want to watch that video so bad. I think I still have the roll file somewhere on my computer. Yeah, no, you came with me to that.
Starting point is 00:12:00 And that was probably one of the scariest experiences on my life. I'm glad I'd never release that. How do you guys feel about your digital footprint? Dude, I mean. Questionable. Questionable? You know, like, I don't know. You know, when you give your data out to everything?
Starting point is 00:12:15 And everyone's like, you shouldn't do this. like, brother, my data is, is my job. Yeah. I don't even fuck if this company has the data. Yeah. Legit. I'm basically giving it to them for free. Like, I know I know I should care and I know it's bad because I, I know what these
Starting point is 00:12:30 companies are doing is bad, but like so much of Oz is already out there. Yeah. That's just our job that I really don't care. I know I should. But I don't. But, yeah, I don't. But like, you know, if it was like my parents or something, like someone who doesn't, isn't online.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Because, like, you know, I make money for being online. So to me, it's like I've already accepted that. Yeah. But, yeah, my digital footprint, otherwise. Have you ever had, like, a family member come up to you and be like, yeah, I saw that one thing you did? Yeah, that's like, because, you know, my parents sometimes would watch trash taste. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:02 I hope they skipped the hentai episode. You know, like, that kind of stuff where I'm like, yeah, I really hope they didn't watch that one. My dad's rule of thumbies is like, if I see anime on the thumbnail, I ain't watching it. But then again, Van Amarisman is. I think mainly one way. Like, I don't think my parents see it that way because, you know, they're adults too. They know, you know, they don't see the, the relationship the same way. Whereas I feel embarrassed because I'm like, oh, God.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Yeah. But they're like, yeah, we have sex. You're here. Yeah. That's why I kept my, like, whole, I guess, career or whatever, like early on, like a secret until my parents, like, eventually found out of that. Well, yeah. My YouTube.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Oh, your YouTube channel? Yeah. Oh, no. Same here, though. Yeah. Yeah. Like first like two or three years. I'm like, damn, you got a career straight up.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I'm like, damn, you got balls, Joey. Okay, my job. Uploads one video, mom, dad. I'm making bank, baby. I'm making bank, all right. Yeah, first, like a couple of years that while I was, you know, doing it at my fucking parents' house before I moved to Japan, yeah, I didn't tell my parents I was doing it. Because there's a part of me that was, it wasn't that I wasn't ashamed.
Starting point is 00:14:09 It was just more like, they don't need to know because it's like, because I don't know if it's going to even work out anyway. It might just be like a dumb. a hobby. And you know, it's really hard to explain to my parents like being like, yeah, so yesterday I filmed episode 17 of Necopara Volume 3. Great game, by the way. Kind of made my career weirdly. So, yeah. Did you know, what? It's a random fact. Necopara is going to have a mobile game. Necopara is going to have a mobile game? I will not be playing that. Thank you for that tidbit, though, Nabi. I will not be playing that. What was the question again?
Starting point is 00:14:44 Did I ever regret Not uploading a video Oh I don't think We've ever had a video that we have I don't think I would allow a video to get that far along Yeah I think I've always said like I think I would always cut it off
Starting point is 00:14:59 Before I felt like You know if I really didn't feel good about the idea Yeah Yeah I don't know man Yeah I think the one I regret not uploading Is that slur tier list We did that one's line
Starting point is 00:15:11 We did a I'm kidding. I was about to say, I'm like, where was my invite? You know, as crazy is that I would believe that we did it. You told me I did that, I would believe you. Remember episode 230? You looked to me like the... We did that?
Starting point is 00:15:32 We did that? That is something that I would do. Yeah, Joey laughed. Connor looked at where you of like shock and confusion. I would do that. That's something I would do. I could sit here. I can see here now.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Defending like the R word. But Joey, you won't remind me. You love that word. Oh, my gosh. All right, Joey. believe you know you've been doing it for too long. Dude, people tell me that like, do you remember the episode we just cut them all, but I don't fucking remember anything.
Starting point is 00:16:25 I don't even remember last episode. We have been so deep in this. I don't remember a damn thing. All right, let's see. We got... Who smells the worst? Oh, that's me. Is it?
Starting point is 00:16:39 It's me, isn't it? Oh no. Yeah, you do have that white man mask. mask. No, dude, I feel so dumb. So for so long,
Starting point is 00:16:48 you know, I've been in Japan, like how many goddamn years. And then, uh, the last time I went to America, not last time,
Starting point is 00:16:54 like two years ago, I went to America. Um, I was using the shampoo and I noticed I was like, man, my, like, I feel like I smell way better.
Starting point is 00:17:04 And then after I realized it, it clicked when I got back to Japan. I was like, oh my God, this shampoo, this fucking body wash does nothing. Yeah. It's like,
Starting point is 00:17:11 it's like fake body wash. She doesn't fucking make my smell go away. I'm literally just washing myself with, like, cream that smells of nothing. The dove here doesn't do anything. I don't know why. I mean, so now I've started just using only, like, imported British or American. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:17:30 But he doesn't fucking do anything. Works for me. Yeah, what's for me. I smell like white man. You just don't like white man. The white man stench is strong. Sometimes, like, on, like, a really hot summer day and stuff like that. Like, when we were recording, like, in the summer.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I'm sometimes I just think I'm just like damn, you smell sour. I do. I do. You know what I mean? It's not even smelly. It's sour. It's this, yeah, I know what you mean. You know? It's a white man's smell. I'm sorry. It is the white man's I can tell you. We're used to it. You're fine. This episode is sponsored by the wonderful Vessies. If you are a fan of the show, you know, know that we only wear vesees.
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Starting point is 00:19:37 probably, yeah. Harmless lie? Or just a lie? A lie? I probably have. I mean, 300 fucking episodes. I'm, I'm a lover of a story. And sometimes it requires a little bit of a twisting of the truth to really get the story through the journey. You know what's the best part? You'll never fucking know. Because we don't even know anymore.
Starting point is 00:19:58 We don't even know. But I would never like tell a lie that it was just like completely like, you know, like out of wild. It's not that the entire story is a lie. It's just some of the details might be over exaggerated maybe. And whenever you've listened to a story on like a podcast or anything like this, or any great storyteller, it is a thing they all do. Yes. People always, you've got to sell the story.
Starting point is 00:20:17 You've all been lied to, basically. And that's what it makes a good storyteller, being able to, you know, exaggerate aspects of the story and knowing what to exaggerate. Totally. Ooh, this is, this is an interesting one. Got it on. It's not talking about ourselves.
Starting point is 00:20:29 What's the most questionable video upload you saw from one another? From one another? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, we're not judging our own work. we're judging, uh, judging each other's works. Judging each other's work. Um, okay.
Starting point is 00:20:46 I mean, out of the three of us, I would, I think I've uploaded the most questionable content. Yeah. I, I could understand that. I, I know. Joe. Some of your video titles recently, I'm just like, what is, I'm trying to remember. I think it was just the, I'm, I'm, I'm like, something like, something like, I'm
Starting point is 00:21:08 uncle and I'm proud. I'm like, Joey. What's going on, mate? It's called Unk Self-Enlating. It's a positive affirmation video. It's not copium. It is positive affirmation that I am now old and I've fallen off.
Starting point is 00:21:26 I'm like, I'm like, damn, Joey, you just reached that realization? Yeah, I thought we were on the same page, man. You know what's great about being an Unk? I'm in my era now where I just do not give a fuck anymore. I just do it for the love of the game. It's great. Oh, I'm trying to think now if there's anything else.
Starting point is 00:21:46 It's all going to be my videos. I know that. You good, Connor? No. You can cut this if you want. Which one? I was watching all your videos, and it was the guy who survived the atomic mom. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:02 And it cuts through the sprung. Oh, yeah. I think so bad. I don't know why. I didn't even ask Moodon to do that. Mood I just thought it was a great idea to do it. I'm not calling you out, Moon. It's my fault for letting it slide,
Starting point is 00:22:21 but yeah, I did that. You can go check it out. It's just like, it's just a funny, I'm sorry, it's a funny interview. Yeah. It was like, okay, like, really interesting subject. And they got into the spot. I was like, oh, this is funny.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Yeah. Oh, God, sorry, I was dying. No, that's fine. You can leave that in. It's funny. I'm sorry. I can feel bad. It's my video, whatever.
Starting point is 00:22:42 I don't know, Gant, you don't really up, oh, actually. I don't upload that much. No, I do have a few questions more ones. I think the one that made me be like, okay, Gant, calm down, was the back-to-back Aramonga Sensei videos that you did. Okay, okay. I was like, one, one was already like,
Starting point is 00:22:56 all right, God, we get it. And then when you upload it the second one immediately after, I was just like, okay, I need to talk to him, man. I had to catch in, man. I had to catch in on the meme. I had to catch in on the meme. That was before anime content
Starting point is 00:23:11 started like paying out stuff. Yeah, totally. The CPM was ass. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Connor, I'm trying to think. I've done so many weird videos. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I'm trying to think. I'm gonna be real, Connor. I'm be real. You can be honest with me. All right. I'm like, damn, I see the crane game video upload. I'm like, damn, rent's due, me.
Starting point is 00:23:37 It is true. Tell me the last video was a 10 out of 10. They always do well. God damn. They do always do well. God damn. You know how many I've done of those? I do not know. It must be over 10 now, right?
Starting point is 00:23:53 Dude, it's over like 30. What? I've done so many crangers. I believe it. I believe that, yeah. It's like one of the only fucking formulas I have that keeps working. Jesus Christ. All right, make, grab.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Yeah, man. Well, I mean, it's because making main channel content, now is so hard. Yeah. But I also, you know, weirdly, I do think that it's kind of, I don't know how to say it. Japan's kind of out right now. What do you mean? Japan fell off, Loki.
Starting point is 00:24:23 It's kind of not in right now. Yeah, it's China, isn't it? China's in right now, bro. Fucking China, bro. We go to Ukraine Game Challenge. We should do it in China. We should do it in China. You would go crazy if I did in China.
Starting point is 00:24:34 It would go hard. And it's really hard to find at least stuff that I get excited about. Not new stuff, because there's a lot of stuff, but stuff that I get excited about and that I really want to cover. And I just like streaming too much.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Yeah, fair. And to be honest with you, it's a lot easier. Yeah, yeah. I hate post-production. Yeah, I know you quite enjoy it. Sometimes. I just hate post-production.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Why do you think I'll be going hard on the second channel this year? Because it's so easy. Depends how proud I am of the content. Fair enough. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. But I think for me, like, I, even though I work more hours now streaming, I like that feeling of the moment I stop that stream, I'm done.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Yeah. Although I do voiceover and stuff for it, but that's, like, pretty easy. And we get a really good workflow. Yeah, fair. Not video titles, but question what uploads. If we're not talking, like, a video title or topic, go on, some of your thumbnail, man. You are, you are, you are, something, some of this is like, damn, you're not missing. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Some of them I see, I'm like, damn not being the Mr. Beast allegations. Oh, yeah, we did. We did have to do that. Dollar tree ass, Mr. Beast. I do look, it's the worst. I'm cursed, man. I'm like, every day, sometimes looking at thumbnails, I'm like, damn, those are crispy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:53 There's some crispy thumbnails. Which, look, you know what? I don't blame you. I don't blame you. I don't do that. You're playing the game. We've all done it. I've had some atrocious thumbnails.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Yeah, we've all done it. I've done it on trash. Chase, we've done it on our personal stuff. Now, my favorite thumbnail of yours gone is the band documentary. It looks like a true crime. It looks like a true crime. If I saw that thumb. Making of a murderer of the God's story.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Yeah, if I saw that thumbnail and the title was like, The Rise and Fall of Gigac. I don't believe it. Enemy progenitius, the rise and fall of Giggo. Oh, fuck. All right, what's next? All right, what's next? We're just playing the game, boys.
Starting point is 00:26:36 What's the worst time, most inappropriate time you've passed gas? There is no inappropriate time. How often do you guys fart a day? I don't know. You hear it. Dude, I don't know why, but sometimes I get in like fits where I can't stop fighting for like six, seven hours straight. No, that is. No, for me, like...
Starting point is 00:26:56 I get in like moments where it will, every five minutes, two, two, two, two. Yeah. Like, why does that happen? I've been on a high protein low fat diet recently, feeling for in a bulk. That's so lame of you. Yeah, I know, but my God, it makes the most- best fucking farts ever.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Oh, man, those egg farts? You've had, um, shit. Have you ever drank like the hule drinks, like those, like, all in one meal drinks? No. I have, yeah, like once or twice. Those, can ask you guys- Make you rip fucking disgusting farts? Can I ask you guys a genuine question?
Starting point is 00:27:28 Sure. Do you like the smell of your own thoughts? No, don't ask me that. No, I don't. Not someone else's farts. It's like that South Park episode. No, I don't like the smell of fart. Um, I don't like it, but sometimes I smell it.
Starting point is 00:27:44 I'm just, I am weirdly proud of myself. I know, no, I know what you mean. You know, sometimes, you're like, especially when, like, you know, Archie's around or someone's around. I'm more impressed with like the volume, as in like the sound of it. Like if I can make it absolutely fucking loud one, like that, like that, did you guys hit that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:02 No, no. It's so fucking dumb. It's not like, I don't like the smell of my own farce, but sometimes I'm just, so stupid. I'm just like, the ones that I'm so curious about, is like the ones where you let out like that fucking tiny fart, and then somehow the fuck, it fills up the entire room. And I'm like, how the fuck was that smell so pungent?
Starting point is 00:28:26 Yeah, usually it's the ones that sound like when you like roll a marble across a wooden floor. You know what I mean? Like the, Those ones, whenever I do those, I'm just like, oh, that's about to snake. If you are around like six people and you're the one who doubt it, do you own up to it afterwards? Or are you just like, man, who did that? That's crazy. Oh, I'm the first one to let you know.
Starting point is 00:28:51 I'll be like, boys, prepare your nostrils. But sometimes it smells so bad, you're like, I can't own up to this. I can't. I cannot own up to this. This one is vile. Yeah, there are some way you're just like, damn, did I eat farts yesterday? Have you ever had that like really bad fart in public? The silent but like fucking atrociously deadly one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:14 And then you like walk away and then you see like the reaction as people walk into like that smell barrier. No, but I haven't been on the other side of that. He's watching you, bro. Why you're walking away? I had one. This was a couple of years ago. I was back in Australia for Christmas. And my dad and I naturally, like, it was like a couple of days before and we were like,
Starting point is 00:29:36 oh, let's go get drinks for Christmas. So we go to our local bottler. And, you know, we just like cruising around. And we turned the corner into one of the aisles. And there is an old woman, I probably say, in like, a 60s or 70s, who meets eye to eye. But the way she looks at us is, like, in shock. She kind of, like, looks over and goes, like that, like a little gas. And then scurries the way really quickly.
Starting point is 00:30:00 And we're like, okay. that's fucking weird. Whatever is there something on my face? The moment we think that, we hit this wall of stank. She farted and ran off. She dropped the smelliest fart I've ever smelled. Like,
Starting point is 00:30:13 I thought she had just shit herself. Me and my dad were both like, whoa! You know, sometimes you do have a fart, so disgustingly bad smell like that you're like, did I just shit myself? Is there like shit remains on me? Like, why does it smell so bad?
Starting point is 00:30:29 There are some farts where you're just like, that has to register as like bioterrorism. Like, it's so bad. But yeah, that's, I mean, the fact that I'm talking about it now just tells you that that was a memorable wall stench. I hate when you like, you go to the toilet and you're like, oh, man, I need a big dump here. And then you just fart a ton. And then you don't even need to shit. You just were holding in such a deep far.
Starting point is 00:30:56 That's the worst. No, the worst ones. I'm just sitting there fucking tooting. accordion, bro. No, the worst ones are when your friends or whatever at your house or you're at someone's house and you're like, I need a shit, guys.
Starting point is 00:31:09 And you're, you know, you're kind of self-conscious about it. But then you just drop the fattest fucking fart everyone in the house can hear. And they're like, oh, he's shitting himself. Oh, man. Anyway, sorry if you're reading. Who's the worst at remembering birthdays? Me?
Starting point is 00:31:26 I'm pretty bad. I don't know any of yours. I don't know your best. No, you're, you're, um, April? Fuck, no, I'm not. Your May. Yeah, you're right, Joie. Yeah, okay, we said, we test.
Starting point is 00:31:43 Your June. I'm July. Fuck. Because me and Nabby, uh, three days apart. July 5th. 26th. Not even close. You are May 12th.
Starting point is 00:31:58 So when are you? No way. You're September. Yes. That's right. He is a year of September energy. September. I'm a New Year's baby.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Not 11th. September. That would be such a sick birthday. No, would you? What your birthday? 9-11. Everyone would remember. I'm a New Year's baby.
Starting point is 00:32:19 September 18th. No. More. 26? Close. 28. Oh, okay. You would be.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I was in a year baby. You would be. September 28. Yeah, I am a September 28. School just started. Ugh. Gross. Are you sure you're a July baby?
Starting point is 00:32:37 Yeah, I'm an alpha. I don't know why I've always just thought it was June that we celebrate. I always know it's in the summer. Yeah, it's in the summer. And I don't know why. I'm a Leo. I have two lines inside of me.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Wait, so who's the worst? We all suck. We all suck. I don't remember my parents. Oh, I was going to ask parents' birthday. I remember my parents. I do remember roughly... July 2nd, April 30th.
Starting point is 00:33:03 I remember roughly where they are. I'm in my calendar. Do you remember your siblings' birthday? No. I don't have siblings. Okay. It's in my calendar again. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:14 So, probably am. Yeah, I'm pretty bad. Okay. Is there an anime slash series you secretly like but publicly say you dislike just to be a contrarian? Joey? Oh, God, where do I start? Wait, say that you like, but secretly dislike? Is there an anime slash series?
Starting point is 00:33:30 So it doesn't have to be anime. You secretly like, but publicly say you dislike just to be a contrarian. No, but I have lied about watching things that I haven't. Like, for example. I think, like, one time, because you know you're in a comment, like, when I was younger, and I think I was more worried about being seen as, like, someone who watched anime. Yeah. You know, I wanted to feel like I knew my shit.
Starting point is 00:33:54 So I just lied and be like, yeah, of course I've watched all this Ghibli films. Yeah, I've watched Narrative. Like, I think to be we just asked me like, oh, yeah, Kira, yeah, of course, Keira's one of the goats. I just hadn't watched it. I mean, you're not wrong, so. But, like, you know, I mean, like, because you could have these conversations online and you can just like, you know, everyone talks about these things so subsurface. Sorry, service level where you can easily just be like, yeah. I have lied about having, like, I've definitely watched the show, but I lie about having remembered what the show was about.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Well, that's also another problem is that sometimes I'm not. Watch shows. Or I'm like, I've definitely seen it, but I couldn't recall anything about it. But there's one, there's one really fucking funny clip. Wait, I think you're like,
Starting point is 00:34:36 reviewing all the gilly movies and you put one of them in like D. And then like, a month later, there's a clip, but you're like, I've never seen this film. So,
Starting point is 00:34:45 I, I just, it's like, sometimes I'm just like, have I not seen it or have I seen it? Because there are somewhere I've definitely seen it,
Starting point is 00:34:54 but I just don't remember anything about it, let alone having seen it. This is just me being, you know, stupid. Yeah, exactly. This is just not remembering shit. To me, if I've read the manga, then I've watched the anime as well.
Starting point is 00:35:04 That's fair. I feel like that's fair. That's why I say about Hunter Hunter. I've never seen the anime. I've read the manga. Like, I don't think anyone who's read or watched One Piece, like you would differentiate the two in any capacity. You would say, oh, you've watched.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Yeah, it's two sides of the same coin. What's the weirdest thing you've Googled off the top of your heads? Jeremy Renner, social media. I can't think of anything. Off the top of my head, I've Googled a lot of weird shit. Yeah. The problem with us is like a lot of these questions that would maybe be uncomfortable for most people,
Starting point is 00:35:39 like we've already put way worse out there. Yeah, that's true. That's true. We literally opened this episode talking about which hentai did you goon to recently. Yeah. We don't care. Has there ever been a YouTube comment that's genuinely got you annoyed?
Starting point is 00:35:52 Oh yeah, love. Yeah, totally. When you do this for as long as we have, there's always one where it's just like, you just had to go. People just say such stupid shit sometimes. Yes. I get so annoyed that someone can be so fucking dumb.
Starting point is 00:36:08 It's not even comments that are offensive. It's like the dumb ones. Yeah. They're just people, you truly don't realize how stupid people are until you sort comments by new and scroll down and read them. Yeah, absolutely. And they've only gotten like way worse over the past couple of years where people I feel like have gotten incredibly stupid and are okay saying their stupid things.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Yes. Absolutely. Whereas I felt like, you know, 10 years ago when you commented on something, people would talk to you like you were a human being. People would comment as if a human being was reading it. Yeah. Which there is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Albeit it's still stupid. Yeah. At least you knew it was a human. Yeah. And like now it's like I can't discern what's a bot because some of these comments are so stupid and so weirdly worded that I'm like, either you are actually just this dumb or an AI has written this. I don't know why you would have an AI in my chat.
Starting point is 00:36:56 One thing that I've come to realize, when, you know, kind of like going through all this, is that there's one thing that AI can never replace, and that is human stupidity. 100%. Sometimes when I see a comment so outrageous, I'm like, there is no way that AI was stupid enough to cook up this. There is no way in hell.
Starting point is 00:37:14 I'm going to go to find out. There's no way in hell you wrote that in one go. Like, there's no way. And you would implode if you did. There is no way you have scoured the internet, finding out all of these different language models to cook up a comment this fucking dumb. There is no way this is AI.
Starting point is 00:37:34 This is just human, homegrown human stupidity and idioch. I'm going to just go through my latest video. Your latest video? Something dumb. Yeah. So there's no comment that lives rent free in your minds they've you ever had?
Starting point is 00:37:50 I don't know. I'm trying to remember. Start your alienware journey with the streamlined Alienware 15. We designed this machine to refine the essentials, creating a more focused gaming laptop for players who demand quality without the clutter. We engineered a brilliant 15.3-inch 16.5-hirts display seamlessly into a portable 15-inch body. You get a larger, immersive window into your game that still travels easily wherever your mission takes you. Inside, an Intel Core 7 processor drives high performance during every session. It delivers the speed,
Starting point is 00:38:28 and responsiveness you need to keep your game smooth and seamless. We wrapped all this in our signature durable alienware design to handle any journey and look good doing it. This is the alienware experience distilled into one iconic machine. Visit alienware.ca slash alienware 15 today. I don't know. I think I've just seen too many that I've just like shut them out. I'm trying to think of those, because there has been some that I'm like this is.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Also, my brain can't operate that low. So I'm just like, even if I try to like recreate it, I'm just like, no, that's stupid. That doesn't exist. When it probably does. Yeah. And there was one, yeah, like this one doesn't make sense. So I released a video that was like me playing Slater Spire. And then this guy comments, why today?
Starting point is 00:39:19 It was not even a year since he played it, question mark. What does that mean? What does that fucking mean? It means that. Who are you? It means that it needs to be at least a year. They need at least a 365 day gap before you play the next. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:39:33 I think's in their weird timetable. I genuinely had comments recently that I just needed to start. I don't normally do this, but I needed to just start deleting comments. Really? Yeah. Yeah. What were they saying? So, as you know, I have been streaming some gadget games recently.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yeah. Some for sponsored activation, some nots. I don't know what the fuck is going on in the Gatcha community, but I will finish your stream. It'll be like a very positive, a very nice stream. The Vod goes up. Oh my God. And literally none of the actual fucking comments are about the video.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Yeah. A Vod goes up and like the first like fucking 10 comments are just people arguing over Gatcha games, over fucking Gatcha. And I'm just like, what are you guys? doing? I think like hands down Gatcher gamers are the most annoying and toxic fan bases. Like they are like the worst. Like reading their takes on their games is like holy shit. It's like if monkey talks about poop. It's like I don't want to hear it. Yeah. And the crazy thing in my mind is like these guys are talking like you, it's incapable that someone can play more than one game at once.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Yeah. They're like, damn, he playing this game. Wow. I don't think that's good for his image actually to be enjoying this game. And it's just like, what the, what? Well, because I think a lot of people who play Gatchar games, they, you know, they see it as a community thing. Yeah. What Gatcha game you choose to play is the community you're in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:13 And that's like an identifier. Like yourself. So like a lot of people treat playing and being a part of the game as an identity. Yeah. And I think that's bad. Yeah. They want money from you. You are, you are assigning your identity and your,
Starting point is 00:41:27 your whole value and social structure around which company gives you the game you like, which is not good. Yeah. Like at the end of the day, games are products. They can be art and they can be product, but it's, it's a product. Yeah. Yeah. It's like me getting fucking, like, super stoked about being a Netflix viewer.
Starting point is 00:41:46 You know what I mean? It's weird. It's like, I love it. I love paying $10 a month for this. It's like my, my billion dollar company is so much better than your billion dollar company game. And this is the same thing as kind of like how we spoke about this a while back about a
Starting point is 00:42:02 V-tuber earnings. I noticed that Gatcher gamer fans do this too. Oh, they do. They love that when their game is making a ton of money. Well, my game made $2 billion. Your game only made $1 billion. It's like, what do you not see how stupid this is? Do you like that your game is making more money than another
Starting point is 00:42:23 game? That's so crazy. Do you know one thing that's been pissed me off recently? in the anime community, actually. The fucking, the same three Shonen fan bases that are just like, wow, my episode just got a 9.8 rating on IMDB. Episode just dropped and I'm just like, fuck it. I'm like, you guys are so sad. God.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Like, why are you measuring a dick that's not even yours? Why are we suddenly caring about episode ratings on IMDB? This is a two-year thing. This is only, this is only happening within the last like two years. Why do we care about the shit now? It's so cringe. It's just like, it pisses me off because I'm just like, wait,
Starting point is 00:43:01 do we not care about buildup episodes anymore? Do we not care about episodes that season or episodes of seasons that require like buildup for a payoff? You know, everyone is just like... I mean, it recently happened with JJK, right? Where like, I think like one of the less action oriented episodes in season three in Japan got a really positive score
Starting point is 00:43:20 because it was actually like a buildup episode. Yeah. Wasn't this like fake? Huh? I think this was fake. Was it? No, it was fake. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:43:28 Oh, I saw it on Instagram and I was just like, ah, classic Twitter. It was like social media rage baby. Yeah. It works. It works. It works. Well, I think... I would believe it.
Starting point is 00:43:36 In a lot of aspects, I feel that, you know, Gatcher Games have kind of, for a lot of people, especially younger people, it's kind of occupied the space that MMOs used to have. Yeah. Whereas I think that MMOs would offer the social experience on platform, okay, like in the game. Yeah. I think for a lot of people, the Gatcher games are a very accessible way to kind of get the MMO feel, which is play a game that is constantly being updated. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:03 But is more of a tailored single player experience. But the social aspect of the game is on social media. Yeah. Instead of, you know, because, you know, if I play a game like Resident Evil 9, which just came out recently was a huge game, massive on social media. Yeah. For about two weeks. And then it's moving on, right? Whereas Gatcha, there's always your community.
Starting point is 00:44:22 There's always stuff to talk about. Always an update. So it seems like it's kind of taken that MMO kind of place, but with a rather like, I dare I say, more toxic feeling to it. Oh, yeah, 100%. Whereas MMOs, at least to some aspect, you know, I think it's a bit better that it was all kind of contained in platform. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Yeah. But yeah, I think being privy to it and watching all these discussions and more importantly arguments. Because like if I was playing like RuneScape and I was socializing in RuneScape, we would never have arguments about if RuneScape made more money than Toontown, you know what I mean? Like, we wouldn't have had that. We were never exposed to each other as players, right?
Starting point is 00:45:00 So I think that's like the main difference now. So that's why we get a lot of look into these Gatsha communities that, you know, often look kind of bewildering from the outside. It's just bewildering why there is so much tribalism for... It's weird. Yeah. Anime wifis will do that. You know, like, at least like for console wars, I understood that.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Because I was like, okay. You got to pick one. You had to pick one. And you had to like... Feel like you'd won. Yeah, you had to feel like you had invested the right choice into picking the right console, you know?
Starting point is 00:45:32 Whereas with Gatch games, what confusing me is that you can... You have free will. You can just stop playing and move to another Gatchie game. That's it. But then I'll be like, how many hours do you have? How many hours are you spend?
Starting point is 00:45:44 Like, show me how dedicated you are. When did you start playing? Which patch? It's like, bro, it's a game. But this is why I've gotten really into like... you know, playing the classics because it's like, have you played Windwaker? Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:00 Let's awesome. Let's talk about it. You are no more of a gamer than I for whenever you started playing it. How much you played it? How many hours? We have both experienced peak. Yeah. You know, like let's just, let's talk about that.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Instead of it being like, oh, oh, really, you joined in during this patch? You should have heard of the great famine of patch 1.01. It was truly a famine of content. And I was like, okay, okay. All right. All right. Sorry. Oh, my lord. Yeah. Yeah. So that's catch a gamers. And then they fucking crash out when their game is doing badly on the sales. Yeah. They're like, no, we need to invest more money. Which is so cringe because then they all make fun of each other for being paid away. And like, I'm like, I don't. Yeah. All of it is. They want people to wail, but they don't want to wail. And then they, whaling is cringe. But then they celebrate when the game makes money. It's all very bizarre stuff. And then everyone gets mocked by a fucking Monopoly Go.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Yep. And candy crush, you know. What are we doing here? You know? Why do we care? Is that Dark Souls? It means of the giant, like, looking over. Go to Gatsy game earnings.
Starting point is 00:47:06 I want to pull it out. Honestly, can we pull up Gatcha game earnings of this year or whatever? All right. I just want to see. Let's see. Who's in the upper echelon? Who's mugging? Who's mugging?
Starting point is 00:47:16 Well, the Gatchel game earnings actually come out monthly. You know? It's ridiculous. That's crazy. That's... They crash out. though. I see people having like full blown arguments. Yeah. And then if their game is like looking like it's like shaking, like it's losing spots,
Starting point is 00:47:30 people will like like the fucking toy story meme, they dropped it. They're like, I never liked it. I never liked this game. All right, let's see. Go to Reddit. Go to Reddit. Oh. This is the kind of degenerate discussion. I love to see. Gotcha earnings. No, no, you just click the image, click the image. Click the image. Yeah. And then you can zoom in. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Oh, Jesus. Wow. Wow. Click open a new tab. Yeah, zoom out. Zoom out. No, click open a new tab. It's because he zoomed into a percent.
Starting point is 00:48:02 That's why. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. There we go. Love and deep space. 82 million.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Just in December. Yeah. Yeah. And Pokemon. Genshin. Pokemon TCG. ZZZZ. Honkai, Grand.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Yeah. Man, Grant. FGO still doing well. Monster Strike. That's all Japan. Yep. Umamusame, Naroto Mobile. Niki, Dragon Ball Legends.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Like, you know. But to me, it's the funniest thing, right? The funniest thing about looking at all these is people being straight up and laughing at other Gatch games, be like, oh, your Gacha game only made $10 million last month. Wow. It's like a bunch of aristocrats laughing at each other. I like a wine party.
Starting point is 00:48:52 He's like, you only made $8 million. Pessentry. Yeah, in one month. Meanwhile, meanwhile, people are celebrating or, like, Mapper released their monthly, like, the report for, like, last year. And they earned a total profit of $4 million in the entire year. Mapper, one of the S-tier anime studios. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:49:14 In an entire year. And they are Mapper, you know. Fucking hell. And I'm just like, God. Crazy. It just shows you. And I'm just like, yeah, clearly you can see one of the biggest studios
Starting point is 00:49:27 in the anime industry. Yeah. For, like, you know, making that man profit. Like, the lowest tier gacha game mocks that in one month. Yeah. All jokes aside, how to Nemeikovskirts, bro? You play that game?
Starting point is 00:49:40 It is. Yeah, I have played it. Yeah. Dude, they are way too generous. You can, you don't have to, I guess. It sounds like an ad. They are way too.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Tell me more, Connor. Tell me more. Did you, you don't need to fucking spend a penny, bro. I don't even know how they make money because you don't have to buy anything. People still do. That game is so good, bro. That, oh, speaking of fucking YouTube comments I fucking hate. It's the ones where it's like on a sponsored video and then there's a comment that goes,
Starting point is 00:50:07 this is clearly sponsored. It's like, yeah, no shit, bro. What fucking gave it away? Wasn't the fact that I opened the video with this video was sponsored by X? Like, fucking idiots. Pulling you on All right Pull a new one
Starting point is 00:50:22 You can pull in you one Okay What's the most Intrusive thought You've ever had Um Whenever you're like Driving a car
Starting point is 00:50:29 And you're just saying I could just end it Like You know like You when you realize Like you're operating Something extremely dangerous Yeah
Starting point is 00:50:39 That you feel like It's every day And then you're like If I just turned the wheel Right now Yeah Things would go south That's why I hate driving
Starting point is 00:50:47 He just can't fight against. He's like, there, it keeps winning this much. No, I don't think, I don't think you understand.
Starting point is 00:50:54 I hate driving. I hate knowing that my life is in my hands and at any moment. You just like driving, driving is like extraordinarily dangerous. And then whenever you get that realization of like, wow, if I just clipped this wall right now, I would be,
Starting point is 00:51:10 I would fucking mangle myself. Yeah. Do you have that like every other day or do you just have that only with driving? Like, do you have that every time you're cooking and you hold a night? if you think like, I could kill someone with this right now? Or is it just driving? Um, driving.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Because I have that every time I'm on a really, really high balcony and I look down. I think to myself, I could jump right now. No, the thing about the thing. And it would be so easy, but I won't because I'm afraid. The thing about driving is it's, it's also those intrusive thoughts, but it's knowing that even if I do nothing, I may die, you know. Yeah. And yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:47 It's driving. People who say that they love driving, I just, I don't relate to that shit. I love driving. I don't relate to that shit. There's a freedom to it. That's so stressful, man. It's so fucking stressful.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Because like I put on my music. Dude, you know what I love? I love taking a call in the car. Oh, man. I feel like I go shit to do. I feel like, hey, get out of the way. Sorry, yeah. What were we saying about the Q3 earnings?
Starting point is 00:52:14 You tell me, has your lane made? How much? So my stock That may be the most millennial thing you've ever said I was born to be American What's the worst thing you've accidentally done Slash set on stream
Starting point is 00:52:28 Dude I mean Where we begin Uh Yeah, how long do we have I don't know I need to go piss first Yeah okay Think about it while you piss
Starting point is 00:52:41 Yeah I think about this while I have a pitch Accidentally said Or done I don't know, I haven't streamed enough to accidentally do anything. It's a great thing about YouTube videos. You can just, oh, Jesus, that's a great thing about YouTube videos, and you can just edit that shit out.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Exactly, right? I've done that a lot. Exactly. On stream? What have I done? I'm trying to think if there, I mean, the stuff I say on stream is not any worse than the stuff I say on trash taste. Yeah. So.
Starting point is 00:53:15 That is true. I think like, I feel like all three of us have the internet, have enough internet literacy, because we've been doing this for so long, to know what to not say or do when the camera is rolling. You know, not that we fucking are like demons outside of the camera. Yeah. But like, you know, we know like, okay, maybe in this context that this is not appropriate. Or yeah. Maybe I should avoid saying this publicly or whatever.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Yeah. You know, so, you know, we're not dumb asses. At least I like to hope. But what is your favorite stream clip that you've ever... Stream clip? I don't know. Have you ever had a clip? Then you're like, damn. That was a good clip.
Starting point is 00:53:58 No. I don't care about streaming. That's true. It's hard to ask you. Streaming is a job for me. I don't do that shit for fun. What is the favorite joke you've ever made in any of your videos? Oh, favorite joke?
Starting point is 00:54:14 Yeah. One on Trash Tastes that I was very proud of because it made you two laugh so hard was on Patreon. Check it out, by the way. On Patreon when we played Hell Divers and I made that Vietnam War joke. You don't know about this one, Nami? So there was on, you can check it out if you go to Patreon.com slash Trash Tase. When we played Hell Divers, I guess there was a level where, because, you know, know, Connor was the one who'd played it the most and was guiding Gant and I. And I guess there was a
Starting point is 00:54:51 level where like you fight against a bunch of androids or some shit with guns. Yeah. And, and the, that level colloquially in the Hell Divers community was known as like robot Vietnam or something. Um, and I was dying every five seconds. So, you know, Connor was like, I just wanted you to have like the, I know you're not enjoying it, Joey, but I just wanted you to have like the real Vietnam experience. Uh-huh. And I said something on the lines of like, yeah, this is Vietnam. If I was like a six-year-old Vietnamese girl. And it made, especially Connor, just fuck, I've never heard him
Starting point is 00:55:22 laugh that hard in my life. I was like, I just got his funny bone with that. What about you? What's your favorite joke? Oh, I don't know. You made a lot of great jokes, though. I will say. I can't even remember the setup for this joke. But one,
Starting point is 00:55:39 it was just like the perfect thing at the perfect time. I think we were like, we had a podcast where we were talking about like, Cokey ass or something. Yeah. And me and Connor going like to an argument. And this, this wasn't clipped at all. This was just like, damn, that was just like perfect timing.
Starting point is 00:55:56 That was a perfect timing. And we were having an argument about something. And Conner's like, yeah, but you're like a, you're like a fake Brit. Like, you're not real, but you're a fake Brit. And I'm like, yeah, I'm a fucking honorary Britannian, isn't it? That's just, that's just clip. And I was just like, damn. That was like, that was the,
Starting point is 00:56:15 amount of layers for the setup for that was just like fucking yeah we don't do this often but as long for as long as we've been doing this i swear there are just some times where we say something and we're just like i'm the funniest motherfucker you're like damn you're like damn that was ass i'm ass man what do uh you can't ask the question what is the do you have a joke that you have told on stream on video where you were like genuinely proud of it i was i was telling you yeah i i i i I asked Joey what his favorite stream clip was, and Joey doesn't stream, so I was like,
Starting point is 00:56:49 what's the favorite joke you've ever made? Oh, on... I was saying my favorite joke, in recent memory that I made, was on the Trash Taste Patreon with the Helldivers clip, where I made the Vietnam War joke
Starting point is 00:56:58 that made you fucking die. I've never heard you laugh that in my life. I couldn't believe you said it. It was like... It was accurate, though. I found it not. What you are? The Abund to the enemy's...
Starting point is 00:57:11 Oh, yeah, yeah. What's your favorite stream clip? that's you have of yourself. Oh, dude. Like, clipped or not clipped, just personally. Doesn't need to be like, you know, the most viral clip. But what is your personal favorite stream clip? It doesn't even need to be funny.
Starting point is 00:57:28 I guess it's also difficult for him because he's done so many streams. Yeah. I've done a lot of streams. Yeah. I really like the Jump King one. Oh, the classic. Yeah. Because that was like, that was just a genuine choke.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Yeah. Like an expert choke. Yeah. Because I was so hyped. I didn't take my fucking. finger off the space bar. Yeah. And I was broken.
Starting point is 00:57:49 I don't even know you could jump over the babe. Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't think anyone knew that. Yeah. No one had ever dared to do it. Nobody, nobody even thought to do it. But you found a way. I don't know. Like, yeah, it's such a good, good moment.
Starting point is 00:58:05 I think, I think my favorite stream clip of myself was, I had a stream going through, like, all of my, like, some of my old videos. And I got to this moment. where I'll like pause the video and it's been so long since like seen my own videos and have written my own videos so I generally like did not know like most of the stuff I was gonna say
Starting point is 00:58:29 I pause the video and I make a joke and I'll play the video and I make the exact same fucking joke in the video and people said it was people thought it was scripted because it was like so perfect no I was just like holy shit I just saw the same thing and my brain just went to the same place, Matt. I did a stream recently where I watched all of, like, our friends' first videos.
Starting point is 00:58:53 Oh, yeah. Dude. Sidney's, bro. Sydney's first videos. She says the F word like five times of it. I was cackling. I was dying laughing. This shit was so funny.
Starting point is 00:59:11 I did that with my own channel. Yours is right Yeah Really? Yeah Some of my early uploads I'm like holy fucking shit I was like watching it on the stream
Starting point is 00:59:23 I'm like Fuck did I say that Did I just drop that Did I just drop that? That's so funny All right Let's uh What do we got
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Starting point is 01:01:11 Spotify advertising. You're among fans. Biggest lie. Biggest lie. As in like the most like exaggerated or? I don't know. Have you ever liked to dodge out to get out of? Fuck yeah. I think I did it.
Starting point is 01:01:29 100%. I think nowadays I'm more like, nah, I'm good. Yeah. I'm just kind of say. Yeah, yeah. But like when I was. Say no is hard though.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Like learning to say no. Yeah. Just say no for no other reason than just no is tough. Especially when you were younger. I feel like most of us, I think I speak on behalf of like most like 20 year olds where like you're trying to, you know, you don't want to be like the party pooper or like the, yeah, you always want to be like the people. Well, I don't want to hurt people's feelings. Yeah, exactly. And I care about a lot of people in my life and sometimes I just don't want to do something. Yeah, which is natural, you know.
Starting point is 01:01:59 It's hard to just say no. Yeah. But you just got to sometimes. I mean, I've definitely used like the, oh, sorry, I'm feeling a bit sick today. Yeah. One, that's a classic. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Well, I hate using that excuse. I do as well. I feel like it curses me as well. Because every time I use it, somehow I get sick afterwards. And I'm just like, I deserve this. The worst one is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:20 The worst one I hate is someone hits through the, ah, sorry, man, I got a lot of work got to finish. I'm like, bitch. Can I have a beer. Stop being a loser, bro. I'm sure you got a work. work to do. You do plan, bro. I plan. Yeah, yeah. Schedule that shit out. I don't give a far shit. You got, you should come out and drink and then realize that you should have planned
Starting point is 01:02:38 better. Don't fucking take it out of me. Oh, that's me though. Yeah, I know. That's me. You're taking it out on me. Why are you making it be my problem that you're too much of a bitch to schedule yourself? Yeah, it's just, I genuinely that that isn't even a lie, you know. No, I know it's that's a sad part. I'd rather you lie about it. I know your ass is just too fucking unable to focus up. Yeah. Oh, it's hard. Okay. genuinely, one thing I hate about, like, my main channel is, I fucking love
Starting point is 01:03:07 trash days. I love when I can stream and make that, if I can make that my job. Because it's so fucking predictable, right? You could stream full-time easily. Yeah, you could easily stream full-time. Would it be satisfying to you? Yeah, would it be satisfying to me? Yes. When my
Starting point is 01:03:23 my job is, when my content is like writing and creativity, I, the fucking, the thing I hate about that side of making that your job is that it's so hard to predict sometimes. There are days where you're like, I'm light speed ahead. I'm like now a week ahead of everything I need to do. And then there are some points where you're like, deadlines coming. I have not been able to write anything for one whole week. And it's not like I'm fucking procrastinating. I'm literally just staring at a screen. I'm doing a sentence. And I'm like, I don't like to look at that sentence. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:56 It's, it's, uh, the creativity juices run your eye. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I get you. That's probably like the biggest stressor, I think, sometimes. For sure. Yeah. I'm trying to think of what lies I do say to get out of stuff, though. Because, for enough, I never use the I'm too busy line because...
Starting point is 01:04:16 If someone asked me for some plans and I don't, and I would like to go, but I genuinely am maybe not even busy, but overwhelmed with the sense of work that I have going on. Yeah. I will just be like, yeah, man, I'm sorry. I think for us in our age and in our experience, I think we just like, we don't really give a shit if we disappoint someone, I guess. I mean, I don't want to say like that, but like, you know, we're not afraid to just like not lie to you, not really in the mood. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, bro. Maybe next time. Yeah. It's a balance. When's the last time you, when's the last time you lied to your parents? When's the last time you lied to your parents?
Starting point is 01:04:56 Lied to my parents? Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. Now's the time. What you think? Lying to my parents. Yeah. Here's the problem. They see right through that shit. My parents and I are like a little too close.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Like, you know, I am my parents' child at the end of the day. So like I feel like they already am aware of all of the patterns, you know, of like, all right, you're talking out your ass kind of vibe, you know? So I don't know. When was the last time I lied to my parents? I genuinely don't know. I think not since like I became like an adult because seriously, you haven't lied to your parents since you became an adult.
Starting point is 01:05:37 What would you lie to your parents about, for example? You must have told a lie to your parents. Oh, when I got my first tattoo, that was probably the last time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't tell my parents until the vlog went up. Which was like several months later. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:53 That's probably the last time. I think I'm a pretty open book. Yeah. Yeah. I'm an open book most of the time. Yeah. I think I've gotten older and I think I just know what I like
Starting point is 01:06:02 and what I don't want to do and what makes me happy and what doesn't Yeah So I'm pretty chill right now That's good That's good Pretty good
Starting point is 01:06:08 Pretty good place That's good Want to pull no one Pull another one up Oh Pull it out Lid to my Yeah I don't
Starting point is 01:06:16 Honestly I wish I was more exciting I don't think I've lied to my parents A long time Yeah I guess when you get to this age Like you just start to be like Oh what's the point What's your most embarrassing take having
Starting point is 01:06:30 come back to it now. Embarrassing take. How did you come back to it? It's an embarrassing take you've had. Well, as in like, like, you said it and then you look back on it and you're like, oh, I shouldn't have said that. Or I don't believe that. There are no embarrassing takes. Yeah. We live with our takes.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Yeah, I don't really care. There's maybe takes that I disagree with now. Sure. But nothing that I'm straight up, embarrassed. Over. Most embarrassing memory when first moving to Japan. Embarrassing. I don't know. You guys moved how many years ago now, seven?
Starting point is 01:07:15 Six and a half years ago. It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a long time. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't think I'm going to leave. Yeah. At least not until I'm older.
Starting point is 01:07:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too fun. Yeah. Take it's awesome. Totally. I think, yeah. Embarrassing, though. What constitutes does it?
Starting point is 01:07:31 embarrassing. Like, you didn't know a certain thing or... I'm sure there is some. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, everyone who moves here from a foreign country has that like, Guyjin moment where you're like, oh, fuck, I didn't know this was a thing in this country. I'm just thinking about to Saitama. Yeah. There must have been some dumb shit. Yeah. Yeah. God, Sait Summer's see, it feels like a decade ago. Yeah, I know. My God. It was about, it's now about half a decade ago. Yeah. Yeah, five years. years ago now, or four or five years.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Yeah, we lived in Saitama. Yeah. Fuck, what a boring place. Fuck. It was alright. That's fine. It was fine. It was all right, but there was nothing going on near us.
Starting point is 01:08:15 Yeah, the nearest city was like, Ikebikuro. Oyama? Oyama. Oh, Yamah. Oh, yeah. Omia. To the north and like Akabana to the south. Omia was chill.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. That past a place used to go to. Yeah, that place was good. And then I found it's so annoying. This always happens. Like, right before I moved, we found that awesome, like, cafe that was, like, hidden. And the guy just made fucking amazing food.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Yeah. Which one was that? He was the one that we, like, it was like... At where we lived? Yeah. Yeah. And that station, you, like, leave the station, go past the Starbucks. And he had...
Starting point is 01:08:51 It was, like, in, like, a house kind of thing. Oh, yes. I do remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do remember that. I kind of remember that. It's been a while. We found that, like, right at the end of when we moved away.
Starting point is 01:09:01 I had a few good places that I liked in our side to my house. Yeah. But me and Sydney, like, love to explore. Yeah, I love going around. Yeah. The ramen joint under the fucking train tracks was my favorite. Oh, yeah, I do remember that one. On the way to the station.
Starting point is 01:09:17 Yeah, yeah. To the right, like snuck away with like a bunch of, like, restaurants. I mean, there's so many embarrassing things that happen when you move because you just don't understand the language. So you just, you end up just kind of embarrassing yourself almost daily because you just don't understand things. But, you know, you kind of learn, you know, that's the stepping stone of learning. Yeah, at the time it's an embarrassment. But then when you think back on it, it's just like, well, that's just the, you know, the growing process, you know. And, you know, I'm very confident in talking now, but I'm still embarrassing myself all the time.
Starting point is 01:09:47 I mean, like, recently I went, okay, oh my God, dude. I remember when I had to go to the town hall with you. Yeah, that was, yeah, all of that was embarrassing. Poor Jerry had to take us all there. That's fine. No, I remember we sat in the AU office for like three. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:03 And Joey was trying to get me a phone for three hours. God bless him. Joe was a real one for doing that. And I didn't even get it in the end. They wouldn't get it to me. That's right. And then I remember asking Joey, I was like, is it always like this? Is it always three hours to do everything here?
Starting point is 01:10:17 And you were like... Yeah. Yeah. And then there was like a steak place in the same like mall thing. Yeah. We went there and I was like, traumatized. I was like, this country is going to be rough. And for the first six months,
Starting point is 01:10:30 And for the first six months, admittedly, it is kind of rough because you're in like setting up mode. Yeah. And you just don't realize how many things you have to go. Yeah. And do in person. Totally. Totally. It just never fucking ends.
Starting point is 01:10:42 Yep. But yes, I got cut off. I had a thought. Oh, my God. Recently, I got embarrassed. I, this bakery in me. And the bakery is insane. It's Godlike.
Starting point is 01:10:54 But it's a boozy bakery. Excuse me. Go on. For some reason, they open up late. though. I don't know why. Anyway, I went there and they have these egg tarts. Like Portuguese style. And every time I go in there, you know, I kind of learned that like I always have really good interactions and people always get excited to chat when I'm like overly friendly and energetic and interactions in Japan. Yeah. Because they always remember me as like the weird energetic guy. So I always just, I'm always like, yo, what's up?
Starting point is 01:11:27 Oh, good-y-dh-you-d-go-do. Has it been busy lately? How's it going? Like, oh, you know, I always have really, like, really friendly interactions everywhere I go, and people are always really nice. Always to ask about how I'm doing. And I really love that because I get, like, a really good sense of, like, community, wherever I go. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Which is great. And then I get to ask about, like, oh, how you doing, man? Oh, you know, okay, cool, cool. Anyway, there was two things that happened. One, in my old coffee shop in Shinjuku before I moved, I went to this coffee shop every time. I'm always chat with them. They're so nice.
Starting point is 01:11:59 I would always just have like 30 minute long conversations with them when they were working when it wasn't busy. And I was always like, oh my God, this is great. I don't get to use my Japanese as much. Anyway, I was just moving out and I was saying, I'm leaving. And she said, obviously, because in Japan, sometimes you don't get context. Sometimes they just say things. And she said, today's my last day.
Starting point is 01:12:25 And I was like, today's your last day of work. I had no idea what she was talking about. And obviously, she's talking about like work. But in Japanese, I didn't understand because I felt like there was something missing. Of my life? Yeah, she's like, uh, kiyo, kiyo, kiyo, uh, kiyo, like, say, uh, kiyo, sakeo no hi.
Starting point is 01:12:43 Yeah, so, kiyo was like, uh, oh. Of what? Yeah, I was like, um, and I kind of like did that thing where I, sometimes I was like, kind of, if I was confused, I would kind of just move on. Yeah. So I just moved on. But then she looked really sad. And I was like, eh?
Starting point is 01:13:02 Oh, and I was like, I'm so sorry. Like, did I make a mistake? And she's like, oh, no. Like today she got to Oari. I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. She's like, yeah, it's sad. And I just felt so embarrassed because I kind of like steamrolled over her being sad about it. You literally did like, oh, it's your last day at this work.
Starting point is 01:13:20 I was like, that sucks for you. Anyway, anyway, I'm leaving. See, honey. So that happened. Anyway, so this local baker, I go to it. And I've been there a couple of times,
Starting point is 01:13:30 maybe like five times. And this one staff, really friendly, she always recognizes me because I'm like the only fucking white guy that goes in there and is, I assume, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:13:39 When I'm there, there's no other white guys. So they don't exist. So I go in there and I have this egg tart. Like I told her, I was like, dude, this egg tart is heat.
Starting point is 01:13:47 It's so good. I said like when I went to Portugal recently, this is as good as the ones I had there. And she's like, really? I was like, yeah, this is amazing. She's like, well, you should come and tell the chef. So I was like, okay. So they take me in the back.
Starting point is 01:14:08 What? Into the whole kitchen. I'm not kidding. They take me into the kitchen. And there it is, the master baker. Just working away. And she's like, tell him what you told me. So I tell him, I say, hey, I just went to Portugal recently.
Starting point is 01:14:23 This is fucking amazing. this is as good as I had that. And he goes, oh, okay. I was like, but why are you bringing me back here? That's literally the equivalent
Starting point is 01:14:35 of like your parents like telling you like is like say what you said. So yeah, so then anyway, that was embarrassing. I felt like anyway, I go back and I've been back like maybe like 15 times since. Sure.
Starting point is 01:14:47 And I always get bread there because they do phenomenal begets and just normal bread as well as loads of other stuff too. So I go. back there and last time I went last week we were chatting and I was
Starting point is 01:15:00 like I'll take the egg tart again and then she went like is Japanese she said basically I'm so happy it's so nice that a Portuguese person likes this I went I didn't say that I said I
Starting point is 01:15:17 no I know very limited Japanese I know I didn't get a good I said I went through Portuguese I am not Portuguese and she went oh and I could tell it was like awkward
Starting point is 01:15:30 I was like oh no I definitely did not say I was Portuguese I would not say Portugal Gindes that's not what I would have said The fact that you just like
Starting point is 01:15:41 slid through as a Portuguese for like a month they thought I was Portuguese you should have just let them live the dream I should have just let them live the dream he should just be like oh yes be invinito yeah
Starting point is 01:15:52 Obriga Oh my God. Oh, my God. It was so embarrassing because the look on her face was like, what? Yeah, her dreams crushed. I was like, I'm British. Yay. She probably went home and was like,
Starting point is 01:16:09 today I met an authentic Portuguese man who said that the egg tarts were just as good as back at home. Fuck, dude. Man, you fixed that dream, bro. Damn, man. And she's like 5% less excited to see me now. Yeah, I can.
Starting point is 01:16:23 You know, if that was me, I would have just, I would just let her, like, live the fantasy. You know? Dude, but. That's my white lie. Oh, dude. That's my judge of character. No, most of the staff are really hyped there. They're really nice.
Starting point is 01:16:37 I go to this local ice cream spot, too. Yeah. I've tried so hard to get the guy to be my friend. He does not want to talk. Oh. He has no interest in talking. I mean, some people in Japan are just like that. They just does not want to talk.
Starting point is 01:16:49 They're just there for their job. I'm glazing his ice cream. I am like, it's. so good. And I'm telling him how good it is. And he's like, thanks, man. Out now. All right. All right. Get your job. Get your fucking ice cream and go. Have you ever secretly nicked something from each other's homes?
Starting point is 01:17:11 Or any home. Oh, dude. I think Joey stole from me. Oh, yeah? I think Joey stole from me. Oh, yeah? I haven't told the story on Trest Tastes yet. The question was, have you ever secretly nicked something from each of Tell us home. Maybe. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:27 Okay. So, me and Joey happen to have the exact same sunglasses. Okay. Okay. What? And one time, and mine were definitely in way better condition. I went to shoot and I saw Joey's sunglasses. And then one time after the shoot, like two weeks later, I went to use my sunglasses.
Starting point is 01:17:46 And the fucking frame, they fell out. Like, the glasses fell out and they were all scratched up. And I was like, I was like, I swear these are Joey. Excuse you. I didn't do no such thing. What are you talking about? Whether it happened back or not, I'm looking at them and I'm like,
Starting point is 01:18:02 there's no way I scratch these up. I don't use them enough. And I was like, I swear we must have swapped them. Do I seem like the kind of guy who would scratch up some sunglasses? Yes. But I don't think maybe,
Starting point is 01:18:13 I don't know if it, but the thing is, I don't know it happened, but I feel like we swapped them back to them. When was this? It was after our trash taste fifth anniversary shoot. Because we brought sunglasses. And I swear.
Starting point is 01:18:24 I swear, I swear we must have swapped. Like some kind of 90s movie plot. And then I went and got them fixed by Rayban. Motherfuck has charged me $200 to get them fixed. Oh, was the Raybans. No, no, no, no. I remember that actually, because I also brought my rebounds. I know that I definitely, we definitely did not swap because the last thing...
Starting point is 01:18:46 The last thing I mentioned at that shoot, I was just like, okay, don't forget your glasses. And I gave you your glasses. You switched, though. No, I didn't. This bitch swapped them. No, the bag that it was in, well, the case that it was in was different. I remember.
Starting point is 01:19:05 Because my Raybans were like the fucking Ferrari Raybans. Yeah, I have the same ones. What the fuck? We have the exact same ones. Wait, is yours in like the leather pack? Yes, the red leather. Shit. He definitely, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 01:19:19 I'm telling you he took mine. He saved 200 bucks. And they took two months to fix them at Raybans. I'm just on that hustle being on. I swear he stole mine. I swear. I'll be on my deathbed. I'll be like,
Starting point is 01:19:33 he took my Raybans. I'd never forgive him. I was today years old when I found out you can fix sunglasses. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I went to Raybans.
Starting point is 01:19:42 I was like, can I fix these? Because the fucking literally, it was like a clown skit. The moment I used them after that shoot, the first time I put them on, the fucking frame fell out. And one of the,
Starting point is 01:19:54 the glasses was scratched up. Look, this is why I never buy, this is why I never buy expensive sunglasses. Well, it's good until your friend steal some. With my one, I was doing a layover in Qatar, and I was just like, oh, I got some time to kill, and I need some new sunglasses. So I went to the Rayban store, bought it,
Starting point is 01:20:14 didn't know it was a Ferrari collab. And I was just like, damn, this shit's expansive. So I guess that's just crazy. We accidentally bought the exact same. Yeah, we bought the exact, I accidentally bought it. I, Well, I- Well, I-
Starting point is 01:20:26 Well, they were. Well, I enjoyed them, Joey. I kept them in pristine condition. Because I don't use mine that often. Yeah, I don't use it as much. I only use it when I, like, go traveling. Yeah, I got mine because I was, uh, I think it was after we went to Australia. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:20:43 And Chad took us gambling. I'd want a, I'd want a bunch of money. Yeah. And I didn't want to bring it back. Because it's annoying. I don't want to deal with it. It is annoying. And I didn't want to claim it or anything.
Starting point is 01:20:56 And I was like, I'll just buy sunglasses with it. Fair enough. I need a good pair of stuff. This is such first world problems. Yeah, that is possible the most privileged thing that was said. Yeah. That is crazy. I didn't want to deal with it.
Starting point is 01:21:07 That's crazy that you framed that as a complaint. That is fucking good. That is the most white people shit I've ever fucking heard. Dude, even I'm like, that's- Okay, because I don't want to go to the bank. I don't want to go to the bank. I do not want to go to those fucking scam money changes. Just out of principle, I don't want to give them the cut for convenience.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Must be fucking nice, bro. Brother. Okay, look, most of the time I lose money. Oh, my God. All right. Let's keep scrolling down. Oh, we're going through the Patreon once in? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:41 Which one of you boys is most likely to peer pressure you and to do something you don't like? Me, maybe. That's Connor. Yeah, actually, that's an easy answer. Probably peer pressure you guys. Most embarrassing that you spend $100,000. on and why did you roll
Starting point is 01:21:56 at least $100. I probably made stupid purchases over that. Yeah, we make a lot of stupid purchases for videos. So does that happen? No, no. Personal. Personal, yeah. Personal? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:09 Actually, that's a good question. A hundred bucks? The first time I ever bought, like, because I don't buy many things of clothing. The only brand thing I've ever bought was the Louis Vuitton bag that I still used this day. And it was like Nietzuman. It was like like like $1,300.
Starting point is 01:22:28 First of all, that's a fucking lie because we went to off white together in Thailand. Oh, yeah. That was peer pressure. Yeah. IP pressure to it. You'd be it pressured him. Those are the two things.
Starting point is 01:22:37 I didn't even buy anything. Okay. Okay, but that jacket is actually so sick. Yeah, that is a sick jacket. And I've actually worn that jacket so much. That's a nice jacket. Like, I don't understand why people buy like t-shirts that cost like a thousand because I'm like, that shit's going to get worn out.
Starting point is 01:22:49 Yeah. Like the bag and jacket, I'm like, I can wear this forever. And I will. Totally. But I remember I called my mom. I was like, mom, I'm thinking about spreading this much on a bag. She was like, and I was like, I can't, can you talk me out of it? And she was like, well, if you can afford it and you really think you'll use it for a long time.
Starting point is 01:23:03 Great job. I think it's okay. I was like, I guess I'll do it. Yeah. And how long does that last of you? Dude, I were using that bag for like five years. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:11 You know, I have changed my mentality on one of the, one of the wisest thing someone told me was like a mate. because I had this mindset where I'm just like, you know, any big purchase bad, obviously, because, you know, grew up without a lot of money. Yeah, of course. And I know even a lot of, I know even a lot of people, a lot of friends who are financially not in the best situation. Sure. But cannot seem to stop spending, you know, and buying, buying stuff. Yep. And I mentally, I always thought, I didn't want to be in that position.
Starting point is 01:23:50 So I've always been, like, very, very cautious when it comes to spending money. and I'm still like very cautious when it comes to spending money. But then one of my mates told me, like one of, one of, one of the biggest things that I have found to be true is that, you know, even if, you know, even if you are someone who doesn't have a lot of disposable income and you feel guilty about spending stuff and buying stuff, what he found was one big purchase
Starting point is 01:24:26 makes me far more satisfied than so many little purchases, so many small purchasers, so many like impulse buys. Sure. Right? And every purchase where I've kind of like questioned, fuck man, that's a lot of money. Do I really want to do that?
Starting point is 01:24:45 I look back and those are never the purchases. I ever regret, you know? As long as I'm like not putting myself in a bad financial position, if I'm, if, let's say for example, right? It's a lot of money, but it's within your capacity. Yeah, yeah. Let's say, let's say, you know, and this was before as well, where before I started doing YouTube, when I would have to like save like months for like, of my paycheck to get
Starting point is 01:25:09 like this one item. Sure. And then I get it. And there's never been a point where the happiness that it brought me was something that I regretted, you know? Yeah, totally. The only time I regret purchases was when I was just like, damn, I just want to buy this fucking small little thing just because I feel like it in the moment. The worst thing I ever regret buying was like dog shit furniture. Yeah. Just like really annoying shit to get rid of. Yes. That like, I don't like, I don't like using it. I don't like
Starting point is 01:25:38 seeing it. And then it's a pain to throw it away. And I had to fucking build it. Yeah. I just like, I'd rather have like not gotten anything. Do you know the biggest purchase I regret? so far, buying the cheapest microwave on Amazon. I still have it and it's like, I still have it to this day, but God damn. It's so shit at warming up food, man. Get yourself like a nice like Bermuda or something, bro. Like, you deserve it at this point. Like it's not even like deserving or not deserving it because like my sofa, I remember
Starting point is 01:26:12 when I was a kid, my parents brought like a sofa that was a little bit outside. of like the price range of shit that we could afford. Like we were not doing well. And I remember my parents like stressing about it. And I was like stressing about it because I was like, oh my God, this is a really expensive sofa. We still use this sofa to this day. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:33 Like we still have that sofa. That's how you know you're like, yeah. We made the right fucking call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is, unless that sofa suddenly breaks or, you know, is unusable, I'm keeping that sofa. Because it's funny. I think that's the same with me as well.
Starting point is 01:26:48 Yeah. The couch that, the huge fucking couch that my parents bought when I was in a high school. Yeah. I think they still used that. Yeah. Right. And it's perfectly fine. And yet that was like thousands and thousands of dollars. And I'm not going to lie, we couldn't afford it back then. But looking back at the amount of time that that has stayed with us over time, that is worth far more than buying like five cheap sofas, which would have been, which would have been the cost range if we had gone on the cheap sofa, you know. So it's hard to look in the long term When it comes to big purchases Especially if you don't have a lot of display
Starting point is 01:27:23 For income But even coming from someone Who did buy big purchases when I didn't have a lot I've never regretted any of the big ones I mean I remember when I absolutely had fucking zero money And when I first got my my first PC Like an actual gaming PC Oh yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:27:40 It's like a huge milestone Yeah And that was more exciting And still is more exciting than anything else I've ever bought Yeah That was like the world to me. Yeah, totally. And the amount of like love I had for that device that first time was like unmatched.
Starting point is 01:27:56 What's the last purchase that made you truly happy? When did you guys truly happy? Last purchase that made me truly happy. Or just happy or just being like. The most memorable one for me in kind of the same vein as what Connor said was when I was in high school and I worked in Nisiko for a mom. Like in the ski resort. just shoveling snow like 10 hours a day. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:19 The hardest work I've ever done in my life. And I used that entire month long paycheck to buy a DS. Oh, fuck yeah, man. I went to, I finished in Nisiko, came back to Tokyo, immediately went to a big camera and I was like, I'm buying the DS. And that was the best fucking feeling ever. I was like, month, months. No food, nothing.
Starting point is 01:28:41 I was just like, D.S. Because I think the DS or the 3DS had just come out during that time. And I was just like, I want that shit now. I don't give a fuck if I use my entire paycheck. Probably have been the 3DS thing at that time. I think it was the 3DS, yeah. I bought the 3DS. It was best feeling ever.
Starting point is 01:28:56 Yeah. So good. Yeah. For me, it's probably my Vespa. All the Vespa? I was going to say, I got a car recently. That's been so nice. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:04 Hell yeah. Yeah. Just I don't know. Even though it's a complete luxury and unnecessary thing in Tokyo, it's nice. Yeah. Totally. It's awesome having a car. I love my Vespa, man.
Starting point is 01:29:14 Every time I go back to time. I'm so jealous. Once I get my license here, the first thing I'm buying. Yeah, yeah. I'm buying the Vespa. That was, I don't have a lot of impulse buys. That was one of my very first big impulse buys. And I was just like, damn, it's only brought me happiness.
Starting point is 01:29:30 It's, it's, I mean, I use it a lot, but it is like only brought me happiness. Hell yeah, dude. And I'm just like, yeah, that's the way, man. Right on. Most awkward experience from a past TT special, if any. What, what, what, What constitutes is an awkward experience? I've had an awkward experience.
Starting point is 01:29:49 Yeah. I feel like if it was truly awkward, we wouldn't have put it in. Watching Joey get whisked away by TSA in Hawaii. That's me and Gant are like, watching Gant getting chewed out by TSA. Yeah. I think the most awkward experience was when the white guy got to go through, if Scott Frey.
Starting point is 01:30:06 When Nabi got fucking pulled aside in Hawaii. Everyone but the white guy. Everyone, but weird, bro. I don't know what's going on with that. That's kind of crazy. Yeah. Yeah, they tell me good day. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:20 What's the most chronically online thing you've done recently? Oh, no. Tough, I don't think about these things. Yeah, these are tough because it's like, you don't know. The definition changes depending on who you are. Well, what is chronically online? I don't know. Yeah, that is a great question.
Starting point is 01:30:40 Yeah. Yeah. Being a Redditter. Okay, here's the most. chronicling online thing. I'm trying to think specific, but sometimes I see content creators who I have never heard of or never interacted with.
Starting point is 01:30:59 And it's like the drama I like, because there's sometimes when like someone gets cancelled because they fucking broke a law or they committed a crime. Or something. And I'm like, that's just depressing. Sometimes it's all, it's like the most, unemployed, stupid-ass drama that I don't care about. What do you mean sometimes?
Starting point is 01:31:20 I mean sometimes it's genuinely bad. Yeah, sometimes it's genuinely bad. Everything else is the most unemployed, like, who actually gives a fun. But sometimes it's the most unemployed drama of all time, and then I spend like two hours or three hours, like finding out the entire history of the drama, like behind this content creator. You think to yourself like, oh yeah, someone has definitely made an hour.
Starting point is 01:31:44 will plus long domination on this shit. And they have. And they definitely have. There's always one. Yeah. And I hate myself every time. But, you know, sometimes when it's the stupid drama, that's the best drama. Yeah. When people beefing over stupid shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:58 Which is most times, I would say. There's too many micro influences, bro. Too many. Yeah. Micro influences. That's a great word. It's too many. There's too many.
Starting point is 01:32:08 I love that phrase. Micro influences. What is your biggest red flag? Joey. what I'm your biggest red flag no if they're called Joseph
Starting point is 01:32:20 uh biggest red flag yeah I don't know what is your what's yours do you have one um
Starting point is 01:32:30 hmm I got to think about it somebody who doesn't listen yeah dude did you say shut the fuck up I don't know sometimes you can tell
Starting point is 01:32:44 when people are not talking with you, but they're just talking at you, and you're just like, you don't give a shit about anything I have to say. Dude, one of my biggest, like, I don't fuck with this person is when, you know, I'm talking to them physically, and they're getting way too close. You know what I mean? I feel like everyone's talked to somebody's done this. Yeah, I definitely are. They just get too close in like a personal space.
Starting point is 01:33:07 Yeah. And they can't understand like, hey, back up a little bit. In that same vein, my biggest road flag is someone who doesn't know. know how to have an inside voice. Yeah. Where they're just like, we are in, we are sitting in the car together. And you are loud as well, fuck.
Starting point is 01:33:23 Yeah, people are just whole loud. Like, you talk as if I'm across the street. I'm like, bro, I'm literally 30 centimeters from you. Like, can you shut up? Or let's put the volume down, you know? Like, I know you're passionate about this shit, but just like, chill. That's a big red flag for me.
Starting point is 01:33:38 What's a red flag that you think you have? Um, too. What is your biggest red flag? As in like, you. as a person. Right, right. You point like that. Wow, you.
Starting point is 01:33:50 You as a person? You. You as a person. I'm too caring. I, I, I, Shut the fuck up. Uh, I'm late all the time, you know. Sure, sure.
Starting point is 01:34:07 I said biggest, not a red flag. Biggest. I'm joking. Biggest red flag for me. about myself. I'm trying, I'm trying to think. Maybe it's gonna sound like a fucking cop out. I do do this.
Starting point is 01:34:25 I just overthink. Like, that's, that's how I, that's how I reflect to myself to see if I do have any red flags, but I overthink a lot. See, that's crazy because my biggest red flag is the opposite. I don't think enough.
Starting point is 01:34:40 I take the, I take devil's advocate or like, I take the benefit of the doubt too much, especially with people. Yeah. Yeah. Which has led me into some shitty situations,
Starting point is 01:34:52 dare I say. Yeah. That's probably my biggest red flag, which I'm trying to get better, right? But, you know. I think sometimes I try to, I think inadvertently, I try to like people please
Starting point is 01:35:04 by just being too willing to like get involved. And I'm like, I shouldn't have, I should just have said no. Right. And then I end up getting in a situation where I'm like,
Starting point is 01:35:14 I really don't want to be involved in this anymore. Yeah. And I kind of dug a hole that I got myself into from being like, yeah, I guess so. I feel that's fairly common though. Yeah. But I recognize the situations where I think no would have been, like, and this goes back to earlier, like whether it's hanging out with someone or I feel like sometimes I get myself into situations or I shouldn't have said no. Fair enough. Where I was maybe ambivalent, but then I'm like, actually, I don't want to be part of this.
Starting point is 01:35:43 Yeah. Yeah. Totally. I feel like we've all been there, especially as content. Oh yeah, yeah. Dumbest superstition? What's the dumbest superstition the other boys believe in? I don't know what superstitions do I believe in.
Starting point is 01:35:56 I believe in any fucking superstition. I used to believe in a lot of the Japanese ones that were like dumb as fuck. Yeah. Like the one where it's like, oh, if you open an umbrella indoors, then lightning will strike on you. Wait, what? That's the superstition? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:09 I thought it was just bad luck. The Japanese superstition is that lightning was strike on you? What the fuck? What the fuck? Then lightning will strike down. on you. That's the superstition. What the fuck? Japanese superstitions are dumb as fuck. Damn, they can't just... Why would they not pick something like
Starting point is 01:36:22 realistic? Like herpes. If you share a drink, you'll get... That's not a superstition. That's just fact. You know, I don't know. I... Or it's like, if you go to sleep wearing socks, then it's like bad luck. Japan has a lot of weird ones. I swear Japanese superstitions have gotten to the point where, like, if a Japanese ticotker says it
Starting point is 01:36:43 convincingly enough, people will believe it. Yeah. Being like, oh, if at a... 4.44 in the afternoon, you slap a baby, then it's good luck. It's like... Yeah, but socks in bed is crazy, though. What? Sox in bed is crazy, though. What if it's really cold? Yeah, just get thick of blacking it. Thick of blankets, man.
Starting point is 01:37:00 I mean... I think socks should be unsheathed because they... Sorry, feet should be unsheathed. Because, you know, your feet are kind of like natural thermometers in a sense. They kind of help regulate. Yeah. So I think you shouldn't bundle them up. I mean, look, I never wear socks in bed. I'm just saying that's just what the superstitious. You would be a guy that wears socks and bad, bro.
Starting point is 01:37:21 Yeah. I'm trying to get my free combat. I can't get my socks off. My feet sweat like a morfucker, dude. Like, I never wear that shit. Bro, I wish. My feet are like the cold, like the freezing part. Like my whole body could be warm.
Starting point is 01:37:34 And my feet are just like, nah, I don't want to warm up. I'm good. I'm good. What the fuck is this one? Have you measured your size, quote, unquote, and truthfully, is it above or below the world average? I don't even know what the world average is. Well, let's check it right now.
Starting point is 01:37:50 What's the world average size? I was once a teenager. I once cared about such things. Have you measured? Yeah. I have as well. Have you measured? Yes.
Starting point is 01:37:58 Okay. But it's like, you know. Soft or hard? Hard. Oh, yeah, hard. Is the average is 5.45 to 5.5.5 inches. Oh, that I'm truthfully, I'm chilling my boys. I, I, I'm chill as well.
Starting point is 01:38:11 Yeah, I'm also chilling. I've seen all your boys. You're chilling boys. Yeah, we're all chilling. We're all chilling. Oh, no, you've seen me on some pretty cool days. Look, I would like to think that, you know, look, I go swimming regularly now. And I would like to think the boys don't judge me from my, me and my worst, which is a cold pool.
Starting point is 01:38:29 Oh, yeah. Look, I'm going to be a little. As we say in Australia, a fan of all. I'm a little hiding away, man. Yeah. You know, it's the hidden potential, you know. There's a little potential down there. Wait, there's like a breakdown like per country?
Starting point is 01:38:41 Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? Oh, my God. Wait, what are, look at Africa, dude. What are our respective countries? I'm so curious. Thailand, bro.
Starting point is 01:38:52 They look light. Oh, my God. Oh, my Lord. Wait, go to Japan. What's Japan? Damn. Japan packing. What's the UK?
Starting point is 01:39:04 What's the UK? Left. Oh, shit. What's America? Wait, are we bigger than America? No, no. That's Canada. That's Canada.
Starting point is 01:39:13 Yeah, we are. Let's go Australia looks large, bro Yeah, what's Australia? Overreporting, I got to Australia No Damn, no way No way
Starting point is 01:39:27 Yeah Make news Holy shit Sudan is hung Sudangled that schmidt That schmidt That's schmidt God damn
Starting point is 01:39:42 With that schmidt That schmeet John. Yeah, we're all chilling. Don't worry. Somehow I got the good jeans. Bless up to my dad. Thank you, father. I show up, bro. I don't show up when I'm when I'm, when I'm flashed. Let's see this. Have you mistaken something as food and accidentally eat? I have definitely eaten moldy bread, like on a lot of it. Yeah, I used to eat the Starbucks rappers,
Starting point is 01:40:09 bro. I think I was food. I think I was eating bread and I ate like half a lot of it. I have like half a loaf until I realized it was like all moldy on the bottom. What happened? I don't know, bro. I didn't see it. Shit yourself. Oh, I was fine. I was fine.
Starting point is 01:40:24 You were fine? Yeah, I was fine. Damn, dude. I jealous. I think, like, I am very good at surviving. I think because I've got that like middle age peasant genes that have been passed down. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:37 So I think I'm pretty good with that kind of stuff. When it comes to the bread bowl? But then when I have like extremely spicy Thai food, which I love a lot, I'm in the fucking trenches fighting. Wait, but do you get the spicy peas? Oh, dude, I get such bad spicy. Oh, you don't get the spicy peas. I don't get bad spicy peas.
Starting point is 01:40:52 And then I get even, okay, I'll eat really spicy food. Yeah. Nothing. I don't feel anything. The next day, I am dying on the toilet. Dying. Every 20 minutes I got to go. That's so real.
Starting point is 01:41:06 I, have you guys ever, like, you're eating a, you're eating at home and a crumb falls on the floor. I'm not eating the fucking crumb. Huh? I'm not eating the crumb. I eat the crumb. I eat the crumb. Yeah. A crumb?
Starting point is 01:41:20 Sometimes the crumb. You need a crumb off the floor? Yes, yes. Yes, I would. How big? Like this? If it's tasty. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:41:29 You can't taste it. It's a crumb. There's some tasty crumbs sometimes. For me, it's like if it's large enough where I think to myself, I have to vacuum that later. Yeah. I'll just eat it. No, there have been times, though, where I've mistaken the crumb. and I put something in my mouth
Starting point is 01:41:47 and I was like, that is, that is not the crumb that I dropped on the floor. God, you're so real for that, but I have also done that. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? I've never done this. You never done. I'm like, I'm having that moment where I'm like,
Starting point is 01:42:02 you know, I'm eating. And then I was like, oh, something just dropped. I looked down and I was like, there it is. How much shoes on your floor? And then as I'm putting it in my mouth, I see the crumb. I just dropped out. I'm just like, uh-oh. How much shit is on your floor?
Starting point is 01:42:16 I vacuum off. I vacuum often. Sometimes it's just something. Yeah, sometimes you miss something. And then you're like, I just definitely ate a piece of plastic from something. Yeah. We've all been there.
Starting point is 01:42:31 Brother. You've not been there? You've not been there? No. I just didn't want to waste food. I guess is your bad eyesight, boys. What do you mean? My eyesight's perfect.
Starting point is 01:42:40 It's nothing about eyesight. Oh, bro. Co. Co. Bro she's a blob of black on the floor. He's like, oh, my crumb. Yeah. The worst one is when, okay, when it's like something that's already dark or maybe sweet, like you're eating like a chocolate, like dessert or something like that, you know, and everything's just dark at that point, you know. Bro's eating brown crumbs off the ground. Not intentionally, Connor. Not intentionally. People like, you know why we get fucking the bubonic plague making comebacks. I don't go around like a chimpanzee,
Starting point is 01:43:11 like grooming my carpet. Yeah. I'm not like, I'm not doing that shit. Did you have a carpet? Yeah. Oh, God. In the living room, I do.
Starting point is 01:43:21 No. And I'm just like, well, I fell on the carpet and I'm going to crush it if I don't pick it on. Oh, bro. Sometimes it's just like fucking all you. No. It's not going to kill me. What's the worst drunk message you sent?
Starting point is 01:43:35 Do you guys send drunk messages? No, because I've learned to not do that. Why have you learned? Not from me, but from a friend of mine who was sexting a girl and sent it to his mom accidentally that happened in college and I was there and we shit on him for about two years
Starting point is 01:43:56 because of that. Very funny. I'll hit up by old friends. I'm like, yo, what's up, man? How you doing? I'll be like, let's call some time. And then when I sober up the next day, they're like, let's call. I'm like, I really don't want him. I actually don't want to I actually didn't yeah miss you that much I don't know why I did when I was drunk
Starting point is 01:44:16 I've just learned to like not touch my phone when I'm drunk I'll like hit up like everyone all my old friends I'll be like yo what's up man how you how you been what's you going on man dude that's dangerous
Starting point is 01:44:29 I kind of do that as well I'm very close to doing that yeah luckily like I think Sydney stops me But I think definitely if I was by myself, I would do that so often. I just be like, what's up, man? It's impressive how many people you can hit up in 10 minutes. Yeah. You ever see your like old Facebook friends or old friend for like high school?
Starting point is 01:44:49 They're like, I wonder what they're up to. Oh, yeah, yeah. Damn. I just hit them up. Dude, I met one of my fucking primary school friends the other day. Damn. That I haven't seen it about 20 years. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:45:00 Yeah. What are they up to? They live in like the fucking boonies in Australia. and they're like, they're like retired now. Do you ever forget that people like from what your childhood are like their own sentient beings, lives that have developed in the time that you're like coming here? It's just so, it's just so weird to me sometimes.
Starting point is 01:45:17 Why that their lives don't stop? To me, they're just NPCs that spawned a digital one, you know? That's kind of how I feel sometimes, you know, where in my mind where I'm like, damn, you got you got into the through some character development and shit. Damn, you change. It was kind of awesome. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:33 Hit him up again and be like, He was just like, yo, I'm in Japan randomly. Do you want to hang out the night of? And I was like, okay. I haven't seen you in 20 years, but sure. And that's when I knew the friendship was goaded. Yeah. Where it's like, I haven't seen you in 20 years, but you know,
Starting point is 01:45:46 I'll come fucking drink with you. Nah, that's my fucking territory. Don't fucking come to my hood. I'm kidding. Do you know, do you want to know an Opie power that I still haven't been able to utilize? But it's been used on me and I have no issue with it. It's like people that you've interaction.
Starting point is 01:46:04 with minimally, just hitting you up. What do you mean? Sometimes. I don't know. I can't do that. What do you mean? Huh? Like you've only like, spoke to someone like once.
Starting point is 01:46:15 Yeah, you spoke about like once or twice or maybe you worked together on a project or something. That's an American thing, bro. Yeah. I can't do that. It happened to me and it's happened to me like plenty of times. I'm like, oh shit, you're a chill person. That's like, I mean, I end up, meeting.
Starting point is 01:46:29 But I cannot do that, man. Even though I've been on the other side where I'm like, like, damn, this is a cool experience sometimes. Yeah. You know, being on the other side, I'm like, fuck, how do I, how do I do? I barely know the guy and I'm just hitting them up. Have you ever had someone hit you up who's like, hey man, gone, long time, O.C. How you've been?
Starting point is 01:46:49 And you're like, you're like, looking at the name, you're like, who is this person? Yes. Yes. I have that. I don't know who is. I have such difficulty remembering names that now. But isn't it scary that there's presumably someone who I must have spoke to like multiple times.
Starting point is 01:47:04 Yeah. Yeah. And in that moment, that's probably all I could think about was me talking with them. And then my brain has decided, wipe it, make room for something else. Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's freaky. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:15 Like, I can't, there's people who I've genuinely spoken to multiple times. I can't remember them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I had this one interaction. And every time I see them, I get annoyed. I was at a party like a couple of years ago.
Starting point is 01:47:31 And this guy came up to me. and he was like, hey man, Connor, how you doing? I was like, hey, man, do you good? He's like, do you remember me? He said, do you remember me? Oh, that's always the worst. You know, I was honest. I was like, hey, man, I'll be honest with you.
Starting point is 01:47:45 I don't. Nah, dog. And he got annoyed. Really? He got so pissed off at me for not remembering him. And he started, like, he was drunk. Yeah. And he started being like, oh, I get it.
Starting point is 01:47:55 You're too much of a big shot to remember me. I get it. All right, whatever. Sounds like an ego thing. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, man. I was like, I'm sorry, man.
Starting point is 01:48:04 I just meet a lot of people. You know, I was trying to explain to it. And then he was being so fucking insufferable about it. Jesus. And then he couched me again, like two hours later, did the same shit again. And yeah, he was just being fucking insufferable. That says more about him than you.
Starting point is 01:48:19 Yeah, but I was like, damn. I mean, I do feel bad that I don't remember someone who I bumped into, but it's like, you just can't realistically expect me to remember. But that's the thing. There are some people who are just like a fucking savant at that shit. Some people remember everyone. My dad is that person. He has that flavor of autism where like he,
Starting point is 01:48:35 he's able to not only remember the full name of a person, but like their birthday, what their like wife or husband's name is, like what their children's names are. Like he just is able to, like, where they work. Yeah. And every time I look at that, I'm just like, how the fuck do you remember any of that shit?
Starting point is 01:48:52 I like, it's a generational thing because a lot of older, a lot of dads that I get that. I don't know. I've started telling people now when I meet them. I'm like, I'm going to have to hear your name, at least four times before I remember it.
Starting point is 01:49:01 Yeah. And I'm so sorry. But do you do that thing that way you're at a party and you're just like, I'm going to wait for someone else to say their name before. Because I'm so embarrassed, they'll be like, what's your name again? I realize now, I just got to ask them. So I'll see someone, I'll hear the name. I'll be like, thank you. And then I'll see them again, 50 minutes later.
Starting point is 01:49:15 I'm so sorry, I forgot. What was your name again? Yeah. All right. I'll just say it. Because I feel like I never get offended when someone asks me. Mm-hmm. Do you get offended when someone asks you,
Starting point is 01:49:23 would they forget your name? No. Right? That's just my daily occurrence. Right. So like, why would they be annoyed if I forgot their name? And also, why should they get annoyed? Because there are some people like the guy you were talking about,
Starting point is 01:49:35 where they just get offended about it. He was a dick. And then he also, like, forced me to follow him on like a platform. Oh, that's always the worst. Which, like, again, this is like two years ago. You guys tell me who that is after we finished recording. You don't know. Oh, I can, never know.
Starting point is 01:49:49 They're like, you wouldn't know. Okay, never one. But they, for some reason, a lot of people I knew were following them. I was like, what the fuck? This guy is insufferable. Right. What was I going to say? Dad's right.
Starting point is 01:50:02 No, I see, also that was a thing that I, I regret so much is that I was in an interaction like that. And I allowed him to like pressure me into pulling out my phone and making me follow him. When I was like, what aspect of me was unable to be like, dude, no.
Starting point is 01:50:19 Yeah. Like, why was I, maybe because there was a party with peers and I felt like, okay, clearly this guy, you know, he's trying to hand work and shit.
Starting point is 01:50:26 Yeah. So maybe I felt like it was inappropriate. I don't know. I felt like, man, I should just be better at saying no. Yeah, right. And I'm really bad at saying no. And it's something I want to get better at. And, uh, yeah, that's my goal.
Starting point is 01:50:35 What are, my 10.30. Have you ever, have you ever been at like a, you know, since we are in the content creator field, have you ever been at like a content creator party where you know you've met someone several times, but you have a hack and you just fucking, they're, they're Google their names. I have to Google someone's name. Yeah. No, because I don't go to content creator parties.
Starting point is 01:50:55 You used to. I used to. Yeah. I don't really go to them much anymore. I don't know them anymore, no. Yeah. And now if I do, I'm just like, I'm going to be honest, dog. I don't remember who the fuck you are.
Starting point is 01:51:07 Sorry, there's a lot of content. You know, there are a few people that, I don't know if you guys have ever had the interaction where you get the vibe and you fucking know that they don't remember your name, but you also don't remember their name. There is just like a mutual. There's just like a mutual understanding
Starting point is 01:51:26 where you've both. met each other several times and you both are too like embarrassed to be like, I don't remember your name still. But you both know because you feel that energy. You feel that you both with what's up man? And then you reply back with, how's it going, dude? That's what you know. I don't know who you are. You don't know who I am. We're chilling. Yeah. When they hit you with how you been? Yeah. I'm like, oh, been right. We know each other. Yeah. No, the worst one, I had this as well. V-tubers are the worst for this.
Starting point is 01:52:01 Oh, my God. Do you remember me? V-Tubers say this to me. I'm like, you don't show your face. You don't get to ask you. You have a mask on 24-7. How the fuck you're supposed to remember? I don't know who you are.
Starting point is 01:52:12 Tell me. And this one time I said it to someone and I was like, yeah, I honestly, I don't know who you are. Can you remind me? And they were like, no. And I was like, well, that's on you, bro. I was like, sorry.
Starting point is 01:52:25 And then I, I, I humored them, I guessed. You guessed? I shouldn't have guessed. Oh, man. And I got it wrong. Good. Good. It should be criminal.
Starting point is 01:52:38 Don't ever, ever ask someone, do you remember me? You are so far cooked if you say that. Because you are, you are now assuming the onus of them, like, are you being someone worthy to remember? And it's egotistical to do that. Yeah. You can be like, hey, we met. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:55 And then explain where you met. But don't ever say, do you? you remember me? Like, that's so bad. And it's, I'm trying to find, I'm trying to see if there's a social situation where I'm like, could we get away with it? Maybe like a family reunion or something. It's, oh, no. It's just bad vibes. It's, it's the same to me saying, do you remember me is the same as like, as apologizing for wasting someone's time rather than thanking them for that time. Yeah. It's like, I'm so sorry for wasting your time, gone. Where it should always just be, thank you so much, God, for giving me your time. Right. Like, it's, it's a completely different
Starting point is 01:53:26 reframing of the question where one is more like I assumed something was wrong whereas one is more appreciative. I feel like do you remember me is the same sense of like. I've I've had conversation before where I've uh where I wasn't sure if someone remembers me and you know how I go about it is oh I'm so glad we met at the the bu bu bu and it's just like it's just like the positive way to frame the conversation where it's just like if they don't memory then that's fine as well but at least it's just like giving, it's, it's like playing tennis. You know, you kind of like put the ball in their court. Uh, you give them something to work with.
Starting point is 01:54:05 Uh, what? No, nothing. That's a nice way of phrasing it. Yeah, I mean, that's, that's conversation at the end of the day. Conversation is a dance. You can't be playing a confrontational at one side. Yeah, yeah. Just don't do stupid shit like that.
Starting point is 01:54:18 Because also people will, you know, a lot of the times if you're a YouTuber or whatever or any kind of these things or company of things or if you work in corporate, whatever, Like a lot of the times you only only meeting these people through corporate events. Yeah. And people are going to remember you based off what you say in those events or whatever. So don't fucking say stupid shit. Like, do you remember me or, you know, put the onus on them? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:39 Like, always just be friendly and, you know. You're not any more special than anyone else. Yeah. At the end of the day. What's your biggest red flag when it comes to? What's your biggest red flag when it comes to meeting other content creatures in the fields? like do you fuck with this person do you not fuck with this person
Starting point is 01:54:58 uh I think it's where I fly with content creators yeah specifically specifically since when I can't hang out with them without them bringing like an entourage oh
Starting point is 01:55:12 okay some people always have entourages and I'm like bro just fucking hang out with me yeah I don't want to hang out with you and six other people I don't know them for me is because like I only experienced this when I kind of like entered the stream world I've I've made like some streamers where I'm like, you are talking to me like chat right now.
Starting point is 01:55:31 And I fucking hate that shit. Hate it. I don't know. Yeah. Like, for me, it's just like, I think I've met enough content creators now where I'm just like, you don't talk to me as if I'm a person.
Starting point is 01:55:45 Yeah. You know, like you either talk through me or you talk to me, yeah, like, I'm chat. And at that point, it's a media red flag for me. Yeah, I thought we had this like,
Starting point is 01:55:54 you know, I'm talking to you as a person. Yeah. So why can you not reciprocate that back to me? Yeah. And it's not even to do with like, oh, do we like, is it first names, usernames,
Starting point is 01:56:02 whatever? It's more of just like, sometimes I'm like, Oh, you have never interacted with another person outside of content creation. And I feel really uncomfortable right now. Yeah, if the first thing they start talking to me about is like content creation as well. I'm like, dude, I don't want to fucking talk about. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:20 I'm like, can we just like hang out? Yeah. Let's talk. I like what you do. Let's just hang out. Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, I've met too many content creators that I like that.
Starting point is 01:56:29 Which is why I don't like meeting content creators anymore. Yeah. It's kind of done with it. Yeah. I've got my mates and I'm just like, I'm cool with that. Yeah. I'm here to my mates. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:41 That's pretty much it. Not that I'm fully against like meeting new content creators. If new content creators want to hang out, then, you know, let's hang out. But like, talk to me like I'm a person. Yeah. You know? Um. I'll make up my own.
Starting point is 01:56:54 For the last question. Go on. Are you boys happy? Yeah, dog. Yeah, I think so. Are we, are we, are we, are we, are we, are we, are we, are we, are we, are we doing good, can't? I'm doing good, you know what I did?
Starting point is 01:57:11 Mm. You know, recently? Gone. Um, start, I started, I started a journal. Oh, what? Personal journal. Is it because you fucking watch journal with which? No.
Starting point is 01:57:22 I, I, I, I, I started before that. Oh. Oh, yeah, like before it was cool. Yeah. Um, no, I, I, I, I started the journal because I was tired of not being able to be to remember what I did. It is a smart move. Last week.
Starting point is 01:57:38 Yeah. Every time I think about doing it, I'm like, there's just some old British guy being like, what are you gay? Yeah. It's like,
Starting point is 01:57:46 you're writing down your fucking feelings. That's gay. That's all I hear in my head. Go to the pub and forget everything. Yeah. Fucking badges at the pub. Feelings and shit. Your journal's in the bloody classmate.
Starting point is 01:58:00 What are you doing? There's a pint of Worthington's waiting for you. I had this moment where... You couldn't remember anything. No, because, you know, I traveled recently and I just met a bunch of new people. And they were like, oh, what have you been up to? What have you been doing? And I was just like, what have I been doing?
Starting point is 01:58:20 And it's like, it actually, it was just like, because I've been thinking about it for a while doing like some creative writing projects and I was just like, I want to do some more. Just, you know, just kind of put my thoughts and feelings out there because sometimes you have an idea or something that you want to exploring, you don't fucking remember that. And I do keep notes and everything, but I was just, like, so fucking tired of looking back and having my fucking diary be trash taste.
Starting point is 01:58:47 You know, because I, I don't know about you boys, but sometimes I remember what I do by what I say on trash taste. And, uh, and if it's not there, then I, then I actually wouldn't be able to remember some of the stuff that I'd done, you know? Yeah, yeah. because I don't post on Instagram,
Starting point is 01:59:06 tried that shit. I just don't take pictures. I've tried changing my mind sale of that. I just don't take enough pictures. Yeah. You know, so I'm like... See, that's why I've been using Instagram more
Starting point is 01:59:17 because it's like a way, especially with like stories because like you can look back on stories as well. So it's actually like, that's kind of in a weird way my journal. Yeah. That with like my calendar is like a nice way to like balance out being like,
Starting point is 01:59:29 oh yeah, I did do this thing this day or, you know, even if it's something mundane, Like the fact that like there is image proof of it is like nice on my part to be like, even if it's something like, oh, this is the music I was listening to that day. Yeah. Like, you know, it's nice to be like, oh yeah, I did listen to that that day. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:45 It's kind of nice. Yeah. And it's like, another reason I started it was because I was just like, I wonder how much my thoughts and feelings are going to change in like, in like years. Because you always think, you know, you look back since we just, we've, we're past like 300 episodes now. Yeah. And on the episode one, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, I'm not going to change too much. And I'm like, I think I've changed quite a bit.
Starting point is 02:00:06 Yeah, we've all, yeah. I feel like there's so little I have in common with me of such a true. Yeah, totally. Yeah. So I'm not responsible for anything you said. I mean, six years is a long time, bro. Like, I think anyone changed them six years. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:18 You know, especially in your 20s or, you know, even your early 30s. Like, you can't change. If you can't name like five things that have massively changed in your life, I think you're doing life wrong. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Really, I do think so.
Starting point is 02:00:28 100%. Yeah. Shows a lack of self-introspection that I think is necessary. I've always wanted to start a journal just purely based on the fact that I think it was like, it wasn't my granddad, but like my great uncle, one of my great uncles had a journal that he wrote when he was like in his 20s. Yeah. And I got to read that after he like passed away. Right. And just like reading that and just like reading about his life is just like the most humanizing thing that you do like retrospectively.
Starting point is 02:00:54 Yeah. And I think about that. I'm just like, man, that would just be kind of like a cool, almost life project for myself. Yeah. To be like if I can put all my thoughts down every day, even if it's something mundane into like a single book and then like 50 years later on my deathbed, I can read back on it and be like, yeah, that's what I did. I think that's just like the coolest thing to do. Yeah. I should start that. You should. Yeah, you should. Honestly, thanks to you, Jerry. I've been thinking about getting into philosophy as well. Sorry. Yeah, you should. Reading books every day for me has been the best fucking thing
Starting point is 02:01:29 I've done in the past year. I do want to read more books. My goal this year is to read 50 books. Damn. And I'm on book 11 right now. Wow, I'm making good pace. Yeah. I want to read more, then.
Starting point is 02:01:39 You should. Yeah. No, I want to. It's just time. Not enough time in the day to do everything I want to do. Yeah. It's got to make time, bro.
Starting point is 02:01:47 I like video games a lot. You do have time. Yeah. I like video games a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I just reached this point. where I like streaming a lot.
Starting point is 02:01:57 I do like streaming. But at one point, I'm just like, all I'm doing is kind of like stimulating myself. I want to like kind of like create as well. Because I don't know if it's bad for me to say where when I feel when I'm streaming, I know I'm like entertaining people, but I don't think, I don't feel like I'm creating something. Sure. I am being stimulated and people are being entertained by my stimulation.
Starting point is 02:02:19 Sure. But, you know, when I look back, will I be, is this the content I'm going to be the most happy and proud of that I've put it to the world? It's a weird balance that I'm trying to do. I think it depends on the person obviously. Yeah. Yeah.
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