Trash Taste Podcast - We Made Every 3x3 EVER | Trash Taste #250

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

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Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode, the Trash Taste Podcast. I'm your host, Joey, and I'm with the boys. As per usual, Gant and Connor. Hold on, I'm stimming, Joey. I'm stimming right now. What the fuck are you doing with that? I'm playing with that. Yeah, right?

You disgust me with your fidgeting, you should get that check out. Both of you stop stimming for a second, because we're going back to a trash taste tradition, as you guys all know, three by threes. But this time, we're not doing a specific three by three. We are going to be making as many three by threes as possible. Yes. So we have a bunch of prompts in Trashbox Kun right there. And we are going to find our, we are going to make our top nine or top, you know,

it is, I guess, a top nine, isn't it? It's a top nine. It's a top nine. It's a top nine. It's a fancy way of saying top. It's a fancy way of saying top nine of whatever is in the box. Yeah. The hardest part is that the three of us have to come to an agreement as to what this top nine is going to be, because this is a collective trash taste three by three.

It's not a personal few by three. It's a trash taste three by three. Oh no. No, stop stimming. All right, you guys want to just get straight into it then? Let's just go straight into it. All right, here we go. It's a good one, Jerry.

Can fuck this up. There's a fucking buttload of prompts in you. Okay. Got a lot of three by three to get through. What three by three is to get through. All right. First up, the three by three fast food chains already. Right off the bat.

It's just like World War III. This is gonna be hard. Really? We starting with that one. Okay. We gotta get the ones we all agree on. Okay. Chick-fil-A.

No. What the f***. What a great. I was gonna say McDonald's. Yeah? Yeah. It deserves a spot on the top now. If we're talking, yeah, if we're talking Japanese McDonald's, yeah.

Worldwide. Not just America, like, it's just a chain that we all like. It's affordable. It's a job done. Worldwide, the most consistent. chain out there. All right. You always know what you're getting

with McDonald's. Yeah. Like, with KFC, I feel like there is so much fucking variance in terms of quality in terms of which country does it best. But with McDonald's, it's... It is the most consistent one worldwide. Yeah, Kai can do it. Yeah.

Yeah, I think the consistency is what adds so much comfort to McDonald's. No matter where you are, I know I can get a Big Mac. And most of the time, it roughly tastes the same. I don't need it to be something game-changing or life, you know, renewing. Yeah, I just want a big Mac and I want it generally affordable.

Yeah, all right, we'll put McDonald's then in that case. That's about it. From all I think we're all unanimously agree on. It ends there. It ends there. And even Joe wasn't thrilled about it. Yeah, I mean, because I'm like, I'm thinking about it in terms of taking the average from all the McDonald's I've had all over the world. And, you know, Japanese McDonald's, fire. So here's the question.

Here's the question, right? Here's the real question for this three by three, which is gonna be very important. Yes. Are we taking worldwide status as a factor? Because as soon as you pulled out that prompt, I know every American just stood up. You know, there are a few things every American

will be equally as passionate about, no matter what side of the political spectrum you're in. And fast food is one of them. Yeah, we learned that from tour first time. Well, I think that, It's globalization can be a factor that can be a plus or a negative. Like how you mentioned KFC, not great in America. Yes.

Great everywhere else. I mean, McDonald's is not great in America either. It's not great in America, but you get the fries and you can get a mchicken. You know what I mean? You can get those things. Yeah. Double cheeseburger. It's not great, but it's close enough.

Okay, okay. Then I'm going to, fuck. I'm going to start off with a take. I'm going to start off with a take. I don't think Subway's that bad. I don't think Subway's that bad. Subway, okay. In the context of America,

holy shit, it's the worst. It sucks. And there are so many better brands. Yeah. But worldwide, even in Japan, if you want a sub, if you want a good sandwich, that's consistent,

that is probably better than some of the fucking anemic sandwiches you get here in Japan, Subway is probably one of the best best you can possibly have. I don't know how it is in like the UK, but in Australia,

Subway is really fucking good. I like it in the UK as well. Okay. It's okay. It's better than America. It's not gonna blow you away, but it does the job. Right, right, right. I don't know, it's hard to put it up there when we got like,

Jimmy Gion's, you know, we got... Like, that's why I specifically asked, because we are in America, like, well, once, twice a year. That's why I mentioned, I was like, I think the globalization of the chain can be a plus or a negative, where you can be like, okay, it's good outside, but they have some shitty ones in America. Yeah, that's a plus minus effect where you're like, good, Good, bad.

Yeah. Yes. Whereas McDonald's, I feel like, it's almost always good that it's in other countries. Yeah. For sure. Whereas, like,

I don't mind if it's a regional thing. I don't mind if they get it right. They have less to worry about because they have less chains, less restaurants to fuck her. True. Okay. In that case, then,

is that case, if it's not just American chains, it's fast food chains. Yeah, fast food in general. Also, I think we can't put, like, five guys on here. Why not? It's fast casual.

It's still got the word fast food. You sit down and five guys. You don't take five guys to go. You can take five guys to go. You can, but you don't. But I sometimes do. Where are you taking it to, gone? To my hotel room.

Yeah, when I'm in, when I'm in, if you have the option to take it home, then you can take it home. I just think it doesn't, the price, it's not, it's not in the same realm. It's too expensive. It's basically restaurants. Yeah, but okay, then you can say the same thing

about McDonald's in Switzerland. No. That's mad expensive. We saw her first here. No, I think that's like, that's price reference. Like, I think five guys cost the same as going to a restaurant in America. Yeah, but it's fast.

That's why it's fast casual. Fuck, sick. I just don't think it's fair to put five guys on this list. Well, then what are the things are we gonna put on there? You know what this, like, do you know what I've realized about this argument? This is an argument that only Americans carry.

I agree. This debate, I've only heard, when hang out with other Americans. Because we just simply don't, have enough fast food chains to have like nine be a competitive list in the UK. We just don't. Right. I disagree.

I think I think Greg should be on there and I'm going to. Gregs. Yeah. Gregs. Yeah. Greg's yeah. Yeah. Joe's had it like one time and he came. Yeah. Yeah. I enjoy Gregs. All right. I'll put Gregs on there. Fuck. Fuck the-the-crags is going on the list. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck the American centric fast food chains. We're putting off. I have had most, if not like 90% of all American fast food chains. Yeah. I can tell you that Greg's It bodies them. It's not even close.

I agree. Especially for the price as well. Gregs lives up to the promise of what fast food was. Yeah. In America, they've lost sight of this. They've lost side of what true fast food was. In Grades, in Gregg's, they even give you a fucking discount if you leave the store. They're like, get out.

We'll save you 20 pence. It's just, it's pure sex. It's what a fast food chain was meant to be. You're preaching to the flyer. Don't worry. I'm right there with you. Americans, you don't understand. I've had it once and it was fucking great.

You don't understand what you're missing out on Americans. It's the pinnacle of fast food. And there's a reason why British people will not do a whole lot. They won't fight a war, but they will fight a war over Gregs. If Gregs is down, we will fight. If Greg is on the line, it would be happening. Everyone's coming out. People would riot.

Okay, but like, see, my argument for not putting five guys on is like, one, we all agree five guys is great. Yeah. Yeah. And the other argument is, I feel like we're going to have. have trouble picking nine already. So why not just put five guys on the same face? The reason I don't know if I would put five guys on here is when I think fast food, I think like, ooh, if I'm feeling a little cheeky, you know, if I just need something. I just can't in good faith put it on the list when I

know that it's, I've paid more at restaurants for burgers. Uh, sorry, more at, more at five guys than I have a restaurant burgers. Right, right. Five feel like it's, it's just wrong, you know. Five guys is to me a once in a blue moon kind of occasion. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You know, when It's like 5,000 calories and you die. Yeah, exactly. It's great. It's actually like some of my favorite burgers. Yeah, the best fries.

But, but like in terms of like comfort food, I'm like, if I just want something cheeky, I'm not going to go to five guys, you know. Fair, fair. Okay, well then let's let's just like rattle off the list then. We need to decide which are the subs. Is it Zimajons or we put in Subway? I'm happy to put Subway on if you guys want to. I'm actually really like Subway, so I'm putting my phone into Subway. I'm down to put it on.

I'm down to put it on. Can I really, I'm trying to justify this for a second. I mean, look, it's great. Yeah. The amount of times, I don't have subway all that often, but like, we're going to get so much shit for the thing. Go to Australia or the UK and have subway. Americans, don't think of it as the American subway.

The problem with these dumb, stupid Americans, is they don't have seafood in other country. They don't know how to make a fucking sandwich, apparently, in subway. I like how the two chains we've chosen so far are worse in America. Yeah, they really are. Pretty much every chain so far is worse in America. Well, one doesn't exist in America. Yeah.

Um, all right, let's rattle them off then, just from off the top of here. KFC. I like KFC a lot. If you had to have one American, like only in America brand. Only an American brand. In and out, easy. It's not even close. Overrated.

Fuck off. Overrated. Overrated. Overrated. That's the one you choose? Yeah. Of a chick filet? Yeah.

Not even close. Oh, a million percent. I'm going for chick flas. Homophobic. What? Happen. I'm not for. Dude, in and out is just the best burger.

No, you've been California built. And for the price, unbeatable, unbeatable. You can you, look, it is fast food and for the value, especially in California, a burger that's affordable and tastes fucking amazing. Chick-fil-a's that as well. Chick-fil-a is expensive as fuck, you.

It's not that bad. Can we compare the menu price of chick-fil- in California, versus it in now? Like a Chick-fil-A meal? Okay, you might have to... Yeah, this might take a while. You might have to type in Chick-fil-A

California price. There's gonna be a long argument. Oh my God, Jesus. But it's true, though. Like, I think, like, you forget, you know, because we just fucking press the thing on Uber Eats and we're like, oh, we'll just do it.

But, like, it's like triple the price. Mate, it's fucking great. You think it's triple the flavor? Yeah. No. Yeah. Dude, A-X last year, Out of the five days I was there, I had chick-flee three times.

Okay, look. Just look at the prices, dude. A cheeseburger is $2.75. Who the fuck is going to Chick-fil-in buying a cheeseburger? No, no, no, in and out. I'm saying that's a good place. Oh, in and out. The double-double, $4.35 base.

Insane. But it's the most average burger I've ever had. It's good. It's so average. It's so average. California pill, bro. I'm not even California pill. I just recognize the game.

I recognize the game. This is not the game. I mean, it's an affordable meal. Look at this. Yes. But look. You want a chick filet, just a chick filet burger. Bro, you spent 50 bucks on a fucking hotel salad. I don't want to hear it. Yeah, but what I'm saying- I don't hear your argument about it's cheap. Look, I'm not trying to say that I don't waste money. I'm the number one money waster on this podcast without doubt. But what I'm trying to say is you have to consider the prices when we're discussing fast food. Yeah, I'll take it. And I will happily pay the extra price for Chick-fil-A.

100% thank you amazing thank you i mean if we're talking about burgers uh colvers solos solos anyway with the fucking butterburger i've never had it so i can't i've never had it okay okay yeah well look if you want to if you both want to put chick flay on there that that's fine i'm just saying i'm sorry californians i tried i recognize the game we all know it we all know throw a chick filly out there you can't help these fools throw right in the middle where it belongs okay joey and the australian brand you want to put on there i also like pop-eyes more and chick-fil-lay. Nah.

I like Popeyes, but if I had to pick, I'd definitely chick-fil-a any day of the week. I mean, the great thing about America is that it has so many great fucking chicken shops and chicken places. Whereas in the UK, I feel like it's more like just your local chicken shop, you know? Okay.

Okay. What do you guys think about Nando's? Yes. It's not fast food. But it's not fast food. Oh, I see. I see. I really agree that.

But, Sukiya. Skia. Yeah. I mean, I'm a skier sim, so I'm having. We gotta have one Japanese, like, fast food chain. I guess, yeah, if you think about it, that is fast food, isn't it? We gotta have one fast food. Tuka is the fastest speed, brother, shit's out in lightning speed and disgustingly cheap.

It is disgustingly cheap. Like, worryingly cheap for their margins. I'm surprised you brought up Skiya even though you're a Yoshinoa boy. No, no, no, I'm not a Yishina boy. I used to be a Matsia boy until they fucking stab me in the back by removing my shogayaki. And then they brought it back with thick. cut pork and I couldn't forgive them because the meat is shit quality in this. Let's just be honest. It's the same like, it's the same reason like no one ever goes to McDonald's like, wow,

the beef quality is so good. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You know, like, it's bad meat and when they made it thick cut, you could really taste how shit it was. So when they keep it thin, you can let the fat of the meat as well as all the flavor from the ginger sauce just soak in everything. Yeah. It bodies. Also, Yoshinoa gets points off because I had Yoshinoa in L.A. and that shit was one of the worst meals I've ever out of my life. I just find that I've always fucked with the Sukia menu items that they add a lot more. I don't know.

I just like it. I've been a skier boy from day one, so I'm more than happy to put ski on the list. I also wouldn't recommend this, but the Unagi was not that terrible. Really? It wasn't terrible. Inaki is normally considered a pretty luxury food in Japan. I saw it on the menu the first time it came out,

I was just like, ooh, that's a gamble. It wasn't bad. It's kind of like ordering sushi at a Western restaurant where you're just like, you're like, this shouldn't be on the menu? And I don't trust them to do it well. Yeah, because eel is quite expensive to make. And so they kind of had their own budget version,

don't know how they did it. And it was okay. It was definitely a lot worse. Possible. If you didn't want to spend 50 bucks on Unagi, which is totally fair. Yeah. It is expensive.

Yeah. Like, it hits the spot. Like if you want to just get a try Unagi without committing fully to it, sorry, go for it. It's very good. Soropskia then. I think it's a good, a good one that should do.

Because we need one Japanese one. Okay, okay, we're a multicultural. Yeah, because I was thinking like, okay, what would be a Japanese one? And I was thinking like, La Taria, no. Mosburger, no. Loteria is also Korean. Oh yeah, true.

Also, Mossburger sucks. Maybe like sushi-o. I would like, I like sushi a lot or hamas sushi. I prefer hamas sushi. Yeah, I like those. Humshushi is the best. Does that kind of fast food?

Because I still like a sit-down. Well, that's also a sit-down place. That's also sit-down place. Yeah, you can get it. You often get it to go. So yeah, okay, yeah, no, no. Yeah, I'd say no. Okay, okay, guys.

But that's like fast casual. Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Now does it's fast casual, because it's fast food, but it's often in a casual dining setting. Yeah, right? But the biggest thing, the biggest thing,

biggest thing about fast casual. Whereas like, no, no, no, here's the problem, gone, right? When I'm sitting down in a sushi show, I'm not depressed. When I sit down on the Burger King, I'm fucking miserable. Because I have to sit down on the Burger King.

Okay, here's, here's my, my subconscious line between fast, and fast casual. Sure. Are you sitting down when you look at the menu? In Nando's, in Nando's, you don't come up and look at the menu and wait in line, even though you order at the counter, you sit down and you're like, have you been to Nando's

before and they give you a menu and then you go up and order. But with five guys, the menu is up on the board, up on the screen, and then you go up to the counter. So it's, to me, to me, that is like the, that is the line between what I've really count as like what is fast food and what is fast casual. It's a good argument, but she doesn't hold. Wow. That's a great argument.

Dismissal. That's a great try. It's a great attempt. It just doesn't make it. That's a great argument. I'm happy for you or sorry for your last, but I'm not reading all right. But in rebuttal, no bitches.

Yeah. Shut up. Okay. Next one. Hmm. Big three. All right. Which one are you guys going for?

What? Pizza Hut? Papa Johns. Dominoes. Dominoes. No, no Papa's here? No Papa lovers here?

I don't fuck a Papa. Papa Johns just feels like you have your dad's? No, you know why? Because there's always this fucking moment when you get the Papa Johns and some fucking animal. You know, he opens the pizza and he immediately grabs that butter sauce

and you're like, what are you going to do with that? Don't fuck it. That's not edible. Don't use that. That's for cleaning. sewage and then he rips it open, puts it in this fucking butter oil fucking monstrosity, and start slobbering on it. And I'm like, I can smell it from here. You disgust me. Put that thing down.

Papa John's is delicious, but every time I eat it, I feel like I'm committing a sin. Like, it just doesn't feel good. It's a comfort that being with your father gives you, Joey. Papa John's raised me more than my fun. The worst. I'm joking, dad. The real Papa was John all. I fucking hate their sauce. That's that that fucking sauce they give the, the, the, herb garlic butter, it tastes vile. I've never tried it. Yeah, because you're smart. And also, I think that although Papa John's has the best bread,

funny enough, I think Papadjohn's is the best crust, but the sauce they use is shit, and also the toppings are just the worst. Yeah. No. Yeah. No, out of everything, I actually think Domino has the worst bread. Yeah, yeah, the worst bread.

But their sauce and toppings is crazy. And they try to hide it with the fucking garlic sauce, but I'm like, Why can you not just make the fucking bread taste better? Oh my God. In the UK, they serve this garlic herb dip. It's the best fucking dip. It's basically just ranch with extra flavor

and it's phenomenal. Hell yeah. Yeah, I think Domino's. And if Joey's with me on this, I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna-on-dominoes. No. Which the Americans will be pissed off with because I think it's like the least popular one

in the States. Yeah, for a reason, because it's- Yeah, it's bad in the States there. Yeah. I actually think Domino's is the worst. I'd evolve of them. That's a nice argument, but you're-a. Pizza, Haart.

Pizza Hart is like the company. for one where it's not the most... Pizza hot fell off, too. Pizza hot fell off. I don't know. Pizza heart has a unique smell that's... The thing I don't fuck with about pizza when people talk about it, like, oh, but you gotta get

the fucking breadsticks or whatever. I'm like, are we ordering pizza here or what? What are we doing here? I'm not here to fuck around with bread sticks. Yeah, exactly. Don't fucking tell me to dip bread and marinar sauce. You can't recommend a restaurant and being like, oh yeah, by the way, the side menu is the best part. This is what they always fucking... They always do this

in America. They always like, you've got to have the breadsticks. I'm like, It's like, I can make this at home. Bitch, I came for pizza. Yeah. And they're like, no, we have, we have marinar sauce on the side. I'm like, oh, so you want pizza without the cheese? Yeah. Like, just, just have the fucking pizza.

This is the humbugue equivalent of burgers. Yes. It's the worst. I can't with these people when they, when they order this. I'm like, you're, you're missing the point. You're stuck. You can't see the, the forest through the trees. What are the, what are the pizza brands?

Like, are they fast food? In terms of global ones, there's little seizures. Yeah, but I mean, like, I've had any. I've had little seizures. It's especially like, The whole marketing is that it's the cheapest. Yeah. Like you get like five dollar pizzas.

It's all right. It does the job. Yeah. I think in the UK there's nothing else, right? It's just those three. Those two are the most globally recognized as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely pizza out and Domino's for sure.

But I think Domino's is the biggest globally. They've expanded the most. Yes. I mean, Domino's, I will say that when I order a pizza in Japan, it is Domino's. Yeah, because all the other options are ass. But all because Papa, Papa couldn't make it. All the way to Japan, man. I actually order pizza in Japan.

Was it good? Only because they have the hot dog crossed. And I love- We had on the episode. If I ever get pizza, I still get that. Really? I love the pizza crust. No, you're just the fucking slut for hot dogs.

I fucking love hot dogs. Yeah, I know you. Hot dogs are the best food. Actually, you know, I'm gonna change my mind. Pizza has the best. If I am forced to eat crust, pizza has the most. The stuff crusts are very good.

Has the most variety in terms of like crust. crust, crust-friendly taste. Look, I also recognize that I am a toddler when I eat stuffed crust. I feel like a toddler. Someone had to stuff my question, you have to have a little stuff. Is it a bit of flavor. The best crust out of all of these things are,

is the cheesy bites. The fucking pizza hot cheesy bites where the crust isn't even a cross. That's gigatodler mode. Nah, that's the best, man. That is the best. I mean, it's basically this hot dog one. Also, it doesn't look like this, by the way.

But it's fine. Yeah. Cheeseie bites pizza art crust. This is, this crust is goaded, man. This is the only time where I'm like, okay, I like my crust actually. Jesus Christ. Yeah, because you basically-

It's too much. Jesus Christ. No, no. This is just stuffed crust, but the superior version. Oh my God, God, I'm getting constipated just looking at this. Oh no, no way. Cheesy buys are fucking amazing, man.

I will die on this hill. One of the best things Pizza Hut is done. So Domino's? Yeah, Domino's. Okay, look, admittedly, I haven't had Pizza Hut in probably fucking 10 years at least. Like, just because it's not really a thing in Australia anymore. It's not really a thing in Japan either.

Like Domino's is usually the first thing you find. So maybe my change if I have Pizza Hut here, I don't know. But just from my personal experience of eating pizza, Domino's was the best. All right. So let's put Domino's. Sorry, go. Look, I lost the fucking Chick-fil-A-1. You just got one.

Everyone's got one. All right, we get three more to fill up. This is fucking hard, man. This is hard. This feels like trying to do the Treaty of Versailles. Kind of think of a good outcome for everyone involved. What else is there? What are the top?

I'm going to say my personal favorite American brands. Chipotle. That's my favorite one. I don't hate Chipotle. But it's like option number four. you know what I mean? Like it's, what do you mean? As in like, if I'm feeling like I want to just gorge out on some like terrible fast food, I'm just like, I'm down for Chipotle. Yeah, I'm down to put Chipotle on it. That's just, there's just some comfort in there.

A lot of people were going to put Taco Bell, but like, oh, hell no, no, no, no, no, like, Chipotle just hits the spot for me. I think, look, if we were university students in America, we would be putting Taco Bell on this list. Of course. Because Taco Bell, the whole point of Taco Bell is that it, you got the most food for the least amount of money. Yeah, totally. That was the charm of it and it was good. Yeah. But, you know, when we rocked up to L.A., it's already like 15 bucks of taco.

It's basically it's written out. And you're in California, so you're just gonna have actual tacos. Yeah, of course. But yeah, I'm happy to put Chipotle on there. Yeah, all right, yeah, we'll put Chapo. No matter where you go in the States, you get a fucking beautiful burrito and I wish Japan had it.

Although I will say the last time I had Chipotle in the States, I did get terrible diarrhea. Yeah, it's gotten up at the price, even like the, over the past like, past like, seven years I've been going to America, It's gone. Fast food in general has just gotten so much more expensive. Yeah, definitely. All right, all right. Two more, huh? I'm not sure. I'm just going to throw it out. Just start naming them. I'm just going to start naming stuff. We haven't got a coffee shat on there. Starbucks? No. Does it deserve it? And if not, what, does any coffee chain deserve to be on there? I don't think so. Not really. The only coffee chain that I kind of was like okay with was pretty like Pratt in the UK. It was pretty good. Actually, I like Pratt. I like Pratt because you got really cheap coffee and normally a good snack.

And the snacks, the crisps there are fucking goaded. The Chipotle crisps there are fucking... That's pretty good. Just the price was really good. It was like £1.50 in London for a coffee. Damn. Yeah, it was kind of the go-to. And they had a really good brand rep because they would also give a lot of the food that would have gone to waste the next day.

They only gave to homeless people as well. Oh, yeah. So it's pretty good. I think it's a bit global. It's a bit global. I think they're in other countries. They're in other countries. I've seen them in other countries, but it's definitely more... Oh, it's in the LAX airport as well, I remember. We got the fucking cucumber tuna sandwich in the airport.

Oh, it's this one. Yeah. I didn't know it was a chain. It is a chain. Pretty good. Pretty the only coffee chain that I kind of fuck with. I normally would always just go local, though. Yeah, if I had to gun to my head.

I'm just trying to think of variety. Pret's like a maybe for me because I really, really like. You know, whenever I'm in the UK, I'd eat a lunch and a coffee. I go to breakfast. I mean, I look the Danish one. Joe and the juice. It's pretty good. But I feel like...

I mean, I'll pull my bonus for that. Every time you guys go out, you see Joe and the juice, you're like, boys, it's time. I didn't know it was Danish, but it's Danish. Oh, is it? Yeah. So every time I go to the States, when I land, if it's like the first lunch, if I'm not, if I'm not with someone, I'll normally, like, my personal order for myself is that I'll go

to the nearest Joe and the juice. Spicy chuna. Hell yeah, dog. And a flat white. It's just nice. It's so good. Yeah, they've got 400 chains. Can we put your shoes?

Sure, I'm happy to put it. Sure, yeah, let's go. It's a cop out, but I'll put it. And they do good coffees there, so. Okay. One more. One more. What other foods are there?

So we have burgers, we got sandwiches, Japanese, pizza. Mexican. Mexican. I'm a Mexican grill. Wow. It's Mexican. Look, look, look.

Yeah, but not like you, if you want actual Mexican food, you just go to the, this truck. You go to the random truck on the street. I know that. That's like, I'm not arguing that. This is more of just like, it's the closest thing. It's like saying Taco Bell, you know. Um, geez. Fuck.

I know we're missing one. I know. Because, uh, diet is fucking loves it. I'm not putting Panda Express. I'm not putting it. It tastes like shit. like shit. Nah, I fuck with it.

I fucking knew you'd fucking Pandan Express. I understand fully it is not Chinese, but man, sometimes it just, when you smell that orange chicken, you're just like, shit. If I had a 20 milligram edible, I'm sure Panda Express would hit the spot, but I'm not doing that. No, I'll eat it sober. Well, you can say that about most of these things. Yeah, exactly.

Actually, no, except for Greg's, of course. Greg's hits no matter what. Yeah, like, um, I particularly feel strongly about anything else. Maybe. Yeah, I'm just thinking like of the other fast food chains because there's a lot of them that are just like an immediate no. Yeah. Boe King's a no. Yeah, Boe Kings are no.

Arby's is a no. Dunkin' Donuts, no. Can you go to the top 50 and just scroll down? Yeah, top 50 fast food chains ranked in America. McDonald's, no. Starbucks. I mean, I fuck with Wendy's, but I know you guys don't. No.

Duncan, no. Domino's no. Panera bread. Sonic. Scroll. little Caesars, Dairy Queen, Jack in the Box, Popeyes, Waterburger, Jimmy Johns, Hardy, Zaxby's, Culvers, Carl's Jr., no, fuck off. That's terrible. Bojangles, Jason Keyes, Stake and Shake. None of these are jumping out at me. Tim Hortons. Is there

something we're forgetting in Japan? Wow, White Castle's number 50. That's hilarious. Something in Japan? No. What else is their freshness burger? Fuck no. I hate for it. A Kokoichi. Oh, Kokoichi.

I'm down to have Kokoichi. I'm okay with Kokoichi. It feels like a cop out, but I'm down. I mean, I fuck with Kokoichi. Yeah. I get Kokoichi kind of often. Yeah. When I'm traveling, it's normally the one that everyone...

When you're traveling and you have picky eaters, it's normally the one that everyone's okay with. True, true. Because you can customize quite heavily. Yep. And so, which is very well. rare in Japan, actually. So you wouldn't go for Ichiran? No. No, that's not a fast food.

Also, do not give him that power. Don't even suggest it. I was just playing devil's advocate. I like Ichran and I recognize that it is lower quality ramen, but I just like it still. It's comfort. I don't know. That's fair. But yeah, I'm down to put Kokoichi. Yeah. I think Kokoichi's always good. I don't know a single person who doesn't like Kokoichi. Sure. Everyone's always down for it. All right. Chuck up Kokoichi then. There we go.

All right. Well, that's all this. That's out. That's out. That's out. Fast food three by three. International list. Look, I wanted to put in and out, and I wanted to put Jersey mics or Jimmy Johns instead of subway. Just so you know. Look, if this was an American fast food list,

this would be looking very, very different. If we were Americans, even if global I would put jersey mics or... If we were each individually making our own three versus three, this would look very different. Next one. Fucking hell that it took forever to get through that. All right.

Medieval weapons. Okay. What a great fucking choice. I mean the mace. Mace, yeah. That's the all-rounder. The Mace has got to be the goat. Looks sick as far.

She looks medieval. Yeah. Dangerous as shit. How many medieval weapons do we even know? I'm putting no nine. I might struggle. Shall we just do, like, instead of specifically medieval weapons,

just like old weapons. I mean, like, just old weapons from any region. There's a lot of medieval weapons, though. Do you, now, are you a masonry or a flail enjoyer? What's the difference? Oh, you fool, Jay. Flale is when it's on a chain, on the stick. So dangling.

That's what I was thinking. That's the flail. Okay. The mace is the fucking metal wards. Just the stick with the ball at the end? Yeah. Okay, I fuck with the flail. I'm more of a mason joyer personally.

Really? I think... I just love the whole fucking swinging around shit. I don't think they swing it around like that. Yeah, but they're doing the Vigua games? I think they swing it a little bit to just rewind it and smash. That's what I mean. Yeah, but I...

Okay. I just think it should be the MES. In Zelda, the Dark Nots, they fucking swing it around and then throw that shit. You don't throw the Mace, just to clarify. No, no, you throw it towards while holding on to it. Yeah, but that Mace is ridiculously long. That's not a mace at that point.

That's a fucking rope with a spiky ball. No, it's not a flail. Okay, I fuck with the flail. If we're putting Mace on there, I'm gonna say, Warhammer. Warhammer is not a medieval weapon. It's right there.

It's right there. What? Right there. War hammer, there it is. Wait, wait, show me this. There's no way someone's using this. Yes, they do. Okay, that looks very different from what I was in.

What the fuck were you expecting? I think you meant like some from literally like from like a game. You're talking about like the fucking hammer from like smash bros or something? Yeah, like a giant-ass fucking hammer. You're the fucking big ones they have or I'm like, you can't pick that out.

Boom! That looks way more reasonable. Yeah. But also that, That looks shit. Look, that would not be very effective. That's, that's lame as shit. No, no. I hate to tell you, buddy. That's, that looks boring as shit. Look, it's a fucking hammer. Everyone knows how to use a hammer, okay? And just like, the name Warhammer just sounds cooler than most of the other fucking weapons. It's called a fucking war hammer. Well, actually, gone, the word comes from,

the word comes from a French word, which is just iron hammer. I don't care. Way less cool. The French aren't, the French, even the French can't ruin this for me. Let's come back to the list. I don't I'm not putting it on. I want to make the argument for crossbow. I'm having with the crossbow. I mean, it's a sick, it's a sick weapon. Yeah, it's just a better bow, isn't it? Yeah.

Well, not quite. You know. There's a lot of drawback. The crossbow was because people who couldn't use a bow who weren't good, they could just use it. Yeah, that's the point. It's like baby's first bow. Well, that's why, I mean, I think the long,

the long bow is better there. It's cooler. It's just cooler. You get to fucking draw it. It's just cool. It's cool. Also, I'm biased because it's like, the most popular, like, medieval Welsh weapon

was a little. I mean, look, I wanna, I, I fuck with the crossbow. Okay. Can we pick, can we pick, okay. Can we get one on the list? No, we were, we already have the, the, the, the flail, right? Wait, but no, no, no, no, no, can I introduce you to the, the flanged mace, by the way? Flanged mace.

This is like the one, though, where they look like fucking, like, royal. Yeah. Oh, I love this one. I mean, these look sick as far. Yeah, these can go on there. All right, right. So, okay. Look, these, this is like the way cool.

I don't know why, like, because it makes it look classy. It looks like you're wielding a fucking chess piece. Look at that! I think that's how it started. You rock up with the cane! Okay, let's put the flanged mace. Nor accurate chess queen right there, man. Flanged mace and crossbow, we'll put that on.

The crossbow stood the test of time. What about the, uh, what the fuck are they called? Trebribeche? Uh, oh, that's one as well. The Trebribeche has to go up there, just so you know. Trebich is cool. Yeah, yeah, I'll agree with that. It is objectively like, could you imagine being like a fucking peasant and witnessing a Trebusier the first time just seeing like this ball of fire be shot through the sky? True. It's just like the first fucking thing ever. Would have been the first artillery fucking system. Yeah, no, it is. Like it's badass. Yeah. All right. Trebusay. Going on there. Go on there. All right. Cross by bomb. Cool. What about the, what the fuck is called the morning star? Oh, that's the maze. Is that the mace? I believe that. Morning Star is, is, there's no like handle, right?

It's literally just like a really, really long chain with the ball at the end. Is that not a morning star? I could be wrong here, actually. I don't know. I was always the person that morning star was a mace. Morning star mace. Oh, yeah. You're right.

Okay, it's just a long mace. Okay, never mind. What else we got on the list? Let's see. What is it, quarter staff again? It's just a staff, right? That's just a staff. Kind of cool that they just used staffs.

When they had metal, they were like, no, I'll use a staff. Just give me a big stick. I'll beat this guy to death with a big stick. Big stick. Because I just think there's like as a man, you just can never escape the urge to wield a big stick. That's why I was going to make an argument. It's pretty basic, but I just feel that the lance just has stood the test of time. What is one of the first?

You're just saying that because you like fate. No. No. Yes, you are. No, the lance or the spear? Look, since. The spear is like just collectively the most effective battle weapons. It is one of the most effective battles.

I'll go with the lance. It's one of those effective battle weapons. You can keep your distance. And it's just like one of, okay, before we can make fucking swords or maces or ironwork, what has worked since the fucking like stone ages? Man with pointy stick. Yeah. And man with pointy stick, like stood the test of time.

Did it how many countries were built on with pointy stick? All right. Let's get the lance on there. What about the, I know this one's another basic one, but it's effective. What about like battle axe? No, I'm a long sword kind of guy. You're a long sword? I think we've got to have long sword on.

I think axes are like overrated. It's like, it's halfway between. That's like a jousting. That's a jousting. It's like the battle is like halfway between like a sword and a mace, you know. Right. Yeah, I mean, it was, you, I could be wrong, but I think they just did to give people who want good with swords.

They just give them the axe. But I fuck with the long sword. It's just cool because it's so fucking big. We're doing like two-handed long swords? It's not like how, how like, because I like, are we talking like the coolest swords? Yeah, you can be like Katana, that's cool. Yeah.

Just the fucking image of a guy in fucking armor. We're talking like two-hand long sword, right? Two fucking big long sword. I think it's just nothing cooler than it. It is just the coolest. I don't know, Katano is pretty goaded, man. Yeah, Katana is- I think long sword's cooler though.

Katana. Catanas goaded. Actually, the long sword would beat the katana in our pure. Like, objectively, just like, okay, I got to stop saying objectively. There is a, there is a real objectively. Longsword is just fucking cool. Look, if the long sword was as big as, say, how it's depicted in games like Dark Souls, then yeah, I would agree.

They are sometimes. No, Dark, Dark Souls are pretty fucking big and pretty fucking heavy. Longswords are way more like, like, maneuverable than how video games... What? They're pretty long. Can you type in length of a long sword? Average?

Average. Not to compare. 80 to 110 centimeters. That's pretty fucking big. It's like that. But like in comparison to like some of its portrayals and like video games and movies. Well, they have some extra long ones,

like the two-hand really long long. But they also have two-hand of Kiton. Yeah, I know, I know, but yeah. I just think it's cool. I don't know, call me biased, but I think the katana is cool. Like, look, look, okay, is it a little cringe now because it's super popular? Yes, but come on, guys.

It's the fucking-cahattan. It got popular for a fucking reason, man. I'm always a simitar fan over the katana, though. I think simitars are just cool. Really? They're cooler katanas. I mean, I get what you're saying, but... I don't know.

Bring a picture of a scimitar. They just fucking look cool. And also ruinscape. Simitars are cool. You know what Simitar reminds me? Simitai reminds me of, oh, that fucking pirate enemy that immediately dies.

You know what I mean? In every video game, they're always holding a simitatat. And they're like, oh, it's the most basic pirate weapon. Okay. You know what I mean? It's like pirate mob weapon.

I'll go to Katana if we can put rapier on there. Oh, I do like a rapier. They're just objectively. They are cool. I do like a rapier as well. Just saying I don't need a big sword. I just simply will win. This is the definition of just like...

Swag. This is like the high skill cap weapon. Yeah. Yeah. This is like I want to play fencing, but I also want to kill someone. Although later on they must have became weapons for dueling and fashion.

But it's still pretty cool. It's so safe. Look at the fucking, oh my God. Yeah, because I think later on in Europe, it was more of a status symbol to be having like a your own kind of crafted sword. All right, so can we agree? Catana and rapier? Sure.

Yeah. Catana and rapier. All right. As the only swords? The only swords? I'd say so, yeah. All right. What other weapons are there?

Sithe. That was never a weapon, gone. It's never been used as a weapon. It can be. No, it cannot. It's never been used. You know, the only person who uses it as a weapon? Death.

And you're already died. Just think about that amount of aura. That's pretty Opie. That's pretty fucking OPE. I'm not putting Scyth on there. Come on, man. Come on. It's not a weapon.

It's right there. Agricultural hand tool. Look, it came out as an agricultural hand. Hold on, what's the war sithe? Military sithe. It's a fancy sphere. I'm happy for the war sife, but I'm not putting a scythe tool.

No. You want the this. Look, we're not talking about the most practical weapons. This is not the conversations here. We're talking about-cone- Look, that's just- See? That's just fucking cool, imagine

Imagine sweeping the legs of your enemies with this shit. Imagine that. You didn't. There's a realness. There's a reason why Scyth became like a staple of horror movies. Just because it's just intimidating. Is it the most, is it the most effective weapon?

Probably not. It's a fucking guarding tool. I don't think it's ever been. The aura of the Sithe is enough that it became a staple of horror movies, man. That's, that's, I'm just saying, I'm just saying. Anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough. Yeah. Look, look, you've already decided both of you, it's got,

just put it on the list. Stop insulting our list. As cool as like rapiers are, can you imagine if fucking, like, Like, Freddy Kuga came out and he was like holding like a little rapier. Like what, you know, no, I would be worried. No, no. I would be extremely worried because he's very confident in his abilities to land a critical strung.

Yeah, but what's scary? That or Freddie Kuga coming out with a fucking sight. Yeah. I just go in a doorway and he can't hit me. How's you gonna hit me if I'm standing in a fucking doorway? No, it's not about the, because with the rapier, you're just like, ooh, it's a little pointy state. Little, you die. Look, look, Scythe is just intimidating.

and I want so I have to be on it. Is there any like blunt force weapons that could go up on here? I just think a cannon ball is fucking sick. Just, just the cannon ball. Like the cannon, it's just sick. Just, there's giant fucking ball of metal being launched at someone.

That is that medieval? Is that medieval? Yeah, pretty medieval. I think there's handheld weapons, maybe further down. When was the cannon invented? Oh, projectile weapons. There's a whole part that said projectile weapons.

Yeah, let's go projectile weapons. Bowe's gunpowder firearm, so yeah. Blunderboss? Blunderbuss is funny. Blunderboss is funny. What is a blunderbuss? Isn't it where they would just shoot a butt, like basically like OG shotgun?

It's like the one where, is that the ones where you like put the metal ball inside and you, yeah. Yeah. Well, it's like a kind of like a musket, but I think the original versions. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's-o-G shotgun. Yeah.

That's, again, pirate weapon. There's nothing wrong with pyro weapons, man. I want to see if I see anything. Scroll down. Hand cannon. Wow. Oh, that thing. Oh, slingshots?

Throwing weapons. Slingshots? What are you fucking ness? That's just not going to kill anything. What the fuck? Are you fucking serious, Joey? You don't know the-sling shot. You're thinking about the fucking Bart Simpson's slingshot.

No. No. No. Oh, no. Bro, I used to go, like, fishing with my dad, and he always slingshot the bait in. Shit was powerful. Really?

Like, there's a reason that David took down Goliath with a fucking slingshot, man. That shit ain't playing around. Wait, what is the Byzantine, Byzantine? Is it really Byzantine? It's Byzantine. I think there's Byzantine flamethrower. Oh, yeah, isn't this the thing that, like, historians don't know how the fuck they came up with?

That's got to go on the list. Yeah, this is the one. where it's like it was so ahead of its time that for the longest time 424 BC Yeah they were like How the fuck did they invent this back then? I think I remember seeing like a documentary on this.

Oh, Sulfur, Roxor, Ash's, Thunderstone and Pyright and Pound Fine and a black mortar at midday sun I mean that's just gonna go on them Yeah, that's just fucking cool. A flame thrower invented before Jesus Christ Yeah, put it on.

Yeah, yeah. Bison team flames for all. Yeah, put that shit on. I just think the same thing, standard bow and arrow deserves a spot. Just objectively cool. High skill, high reward. Nothing cooler than being in like a... What do you mean high reward? Because you just look fucking sexy. You're thinking of fucking Legatles. Think of everybody's favorite Avenger. Forecar.

Shut up. Because you're thinking of Legolas, that's why. Is he not the fucking coolest character from Lord of the Rings after Gimley? Yeah, I was going to say, I like Gimley. Gimley's my favorite After Gimley I just think the bow and arrow is a staple It's cool And we all fuck with it

There's a reason why In every single piece of medieval Or fantasy We're like bow and arrow Of course It's why it can go next To the fucking magic user You're like guy with stick and wood

That's his talent I think I'd rather put canon on But like I'm being honest Do you In a, when you're playing a class I fucking love the archer class. You go with the archer class.

It's always the highest skill, like reward class. That's always the last class I pick. No. I don't know. Because magic is always like Google Gaga, free fire. And then. Magic just, bow and arrow is like.

Magic just seems cooler. No, bone arrow, they reward your positioning, your maneuverability, just like in real life. It's a fucking amazing piece of, of,

no matter what has happened in time, guns, whatever the bone arrow still works. Yeah, but we already have crossbow. Yeah, but bone arrow is better than crossbow. That's why I want on the list.

The bone arrow is cool than the crossbow. I don't know if it is. I don't know if it is. I don't know. It is. I don't know. Also, it's just cool. It's just cool.

There's the reason why we have bow and arrow competitions and not crossbow competitions. We probably do have crossbow. Don't look it up. In the Olympics. In the Olympics, yes. Although those things are basically like... Are we not going to put like shields on there? No.

Shields. I don't know. I like, I like beating someone to death with the shield. Yeah. Bo an hour. Let's get a bow and hour and be done with it. I'd rather put a fucking cannon on, if that's the case. I put a fucking cannon on. What about a battering ram?

Not really a weapon, more of a siege tool. I mean, so is a Trebyshe. Like... Trebysh. What do you mean? Trebysay absolutely is a fucking weapon. Trebyshires. You don't kill people with battering rams. You kill doors with battering rams. I mean, Treboschay, wasn't they used mostly for sieges anyway? Yeah, to kill people and break the walls. Yeah, to break like a battering ram.

Yeah, but you would absolutely fucking kill people. You'd throw like fucking piles of fire. Okay, well, I don't know. Last one's hard. Joe, what do you think? What do you think, Jay? I'm inclined to go with the classic cannon, if I'm being honest.

I am probably... Oh, actually, scroll down. The fire ship is goaded. The fire ship. You light a ship on fire and sail it into another ship. Oh. Goaded weapon. The OG kamikaze.

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much, yeah. It's kind of the goat. It's kind of epic. It is pretty epic. What? Are there any other fire-based weapons?

That's, uh... No. Not really, yeah. Seems to be, uh, seems to be elephants and warfare. Yeah, the elephant, elephant. The battle, yeah, the war elephants. Yeah, the war elephants. That's pretty sick.

What about the Jong? Did you hand the war ship? What is that? The what? Dijong. Jong? Type of sailing ship originating from Java. Oh, interesting.

Interesting. Oh, what makes that different, though? Oh, I mean, those sails are kind of weird. All right, we've got to pick one. Let's just fucking move on. Okay, Canon. Just put the cannon. Fun, Canon.

Classic, classic Canon and Cannonball. Fucking wheeves with a catacana. Catacana. Hey, man. Don't knock the katana. Look, look. Give me debt. There's a reason why so many people

buy katanas for themselves. Yeah. You know, it's only... If I could buy a cannon for myself, absolutely fucking wood. By the fire ship. Okay. Nine by nine smells.

You mean three by three? Sorry, yeah. Three by three smells. Best smells. The best smells. Cooked onion. Okay, yes. Yeah.

I heard of that. Yes. Yes. It's literally the meme of, damn, what are you cooking in there? Me, literally just cooking the onion. It's like,

damn, that smells good. Cook onion has to be number one. Cook onion is up there for sure. Okay, I don't know if you guys agree with me on this one either. Gas. Like petrol? Yeah. I love the smell of petrol, man.

I love the smell of gas. Oh, man. Yeah, I can't disagree on that, actually. I know that it's one of those, if you'd like it, you love it. If you hate it, you can't stand it. It's like, I know I shouldn't be sniffing this. Yeah, I know I should fuck with it. The gas station smell?

Yeah, the gas station smell. Why does that happen, though? Because isn't it supposed to be like, our body is like, things that smell bad for us are dangerous. And then just like, gas. You know? It's like, hmm. Gas has to be up there.

Yeah, gas is definitely up there. I fucking love the smell. Like, I can do it. That's why I'm American. Probably. Um, okay. Wow, the dichotomy cooked onion and gas. Cooked onion and gas.

I also like, I mean, I was going to say garlic, but I'm like, it depends. If, because it can be really overpowering sometimes. Cause like garlic cooked, yes. Garlic-y, uh, garlicky, uh, garlicky, uh, garlicky, uh, garlic breath, bad. Yeah, but you could say the same thing about, oh, if your breath smell like petrol.

That'll probably also be bad as well. Actually, no, I get petrol games. I'll be like, come here, Sydney. Yo, you be chugging room. Okay, I'll be honest, there aren't like perfumes or scents that I would put on this list. I'm happy for this to be a very boy-centric list. Boy-centric list, boy smell.

None of us wear cologne, right? No. Only on special locations. If I, yeah, need to cover something out. Yeah. I smell particularly bad. Unless I smell like ass. Yeah, I, like, I've never really liked the perfumi smell.

I don't know. Something about it, it's just like very overpowering. If I had to put any, it might be like lavender. I like lavender a lot. It smells really nice. Or like vanilla. I like citrusy smells. Citrusy smells.

We're not going to agree with us. Like, if it smells like vanilla, it's going to be like too sweet. I don't like, sweet smells. It's smelling like dish soap, so I don't like that. It gives off like the fresh feeling when you have like citrusy smell. What about like the smell of like chocolate? What are you fucking talking about?

Like when you walk into a chocolate store and you like, you just have, yeah you do. Chocolate doesn't have a smell. It's a subtle smell. Chocolate barely has a smell. You mean like when they like roast coffee beans? Oh, roast coffee. There we go.

There we go. I think, oh, that's what you, okay, yes, I think is the temperature that they, Chocolate and I think that's why roasted coffee smells like chocolate right because I believe When things are roasted at that temperature they often have a very similar I could be wrong. It might be that's what someone told me but roasted coffee beans It's absolutely goaded smell. Yeah, it might be that then I think that's why it can often smell like Chocolate and like caramel and those kind of things. Okay, it's gonna sound bad this is the second time I've said this

Subway something about something about the way I because like objectively Subway is like one of the worst sandwich brands, but like sometimes you just walk past the subway and you're like, that smells good. I want the McDonald's smell more. Does McDonald's have a smell? Oh yeah. The subway smell is like so strong

and it's so unique to just subway. When you walk to the next McDonald's anywhere in the world, they somehow always smell the same. I don't know if I like that smell though. I love this. Like it's recognizable, but I wouldn't say like, oh yeah. I don't want to put the subway one on there. I don't think it's good enough.

What about something like, I don't know. firewood? Smoke, or like fire in general? Just like fire smell. Yeah, I like fire smell. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right? Everyone, every boy likes to smell of all.

Every boy likes to smell of fire. It's like, ooh, I love the smell of fire. Yeah, fire. We got fire and we got gasoline. Firewood, gas, coffee and that makes cooked onions, cooked onions and also. This is just camping smell right here. Yeah.

Oh, what else is there? I know this is crazy and I'll just, at my piece, just because I'll say it. After a workout, I love when I stink. I love that smell of like post-workout stink. This is the equivalent of someone saying like, I love the smell of my own farts. But like if someone else, if even if someone else stinks, I'm like, whatever, man, we're just, we're all working out. Let's kiss. That might possibly be the gayest thing you've ever said.

I just think like, were you, when you fucking sweating after a workout, you're, you're, you're fucking sweating after a workout? and you smile yourself and you're like, it's like the smell of victory. No, I smell so sour. I don't like it. Yeah, but then I shower, I get rid of it at me, of course. But then the moment-

I like how I smell like after the shower. Yo, that's wild, bro. Yeah, that's pretty wild. That's wild. I'm sure there is, but it's not, they're not here. Yeah, I just wanted to tell you. Because they haven't stank you now.

I'm joking, bro. Okay, what, this one? No, they even smelled me. Yeah, I don't know, there's something about, I think of the endorphins of the workout, mixed with like the smell being like, I'm done, we did the work out. But I think that's what it might be.

I don't think it's the smell. It's the combination of the smell and the endorphins, right? Even though I know it's gross. Like, I know it's gross. Like, I know this one's quite contentious. What about the smell of rain? Bats. No, shit.

What does smell of rain? I don't know. I don't like that smell? There is definitely a smell of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

When you like go outside and you're like, oh, it smells like it's about to start raining. Yeah. Yeah. You can't tell that. No. It's, it's a certain smell. It depends.

Okay. We're going to break it down. There's rain on wet concrete, which I actually kind of fuck with. Yeah. But rain in like, you know, in like more natureous settings just reminds you of damp. Right. You know, I fucking hate that smell, but fresh rain on concrete, I'm like, okay. Yeah, because like, see, it's interesting because like I've had this conversation with a few people and it's very contentious.

You either think it like has no smell at all, smells terrible, or you like absolutely love the smell. I love the smell of rain. But what about you guys? He doesn't smell. He doesn't even smell it. Also, I would say my sense of smell is probably my worst sense. Really? I think I'm really bad at smelling things.

It has to be pretty obvious. That's why you love the smell of your own body off or water down. Because it's the most pungent smell out there. When you say it like that, it sounds pretty bad. What about hit me out the smell of a woman? Pharomones? What do you think, guys? Fellow men?

fellow man. Am I right? What do we think about women? Well, I love the smell of a good woman. I love the smell of a lash. When I smell a woman coming around the corner. A fit birds, I go crazy. All right, do we prefer, like, do you guys prefer, like, natural smells or, like, a little bit of, like, you know, perfume or something on there?

What do you guys think? No, natural for me. Natural, I think. Yeah. For sure. But I don't know. I think I like natural. Yeah, I had perfume this whole time, like... Oh, I, freshly shampooed hair.

No. It sounds like nothing. What do you mean is water? What shampoo are you using? Is that not just the smell of shampoo though? I guess it, but something, something about... That's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

It's different. It's kind of like, I guess, I guess the, oh, okay, smell of like freshly washed sheets as well. as well. It's not, it's in that kind of vein where, yes, it's just whatever is in the- I agree with the sheets. Fresh sheets.

Okay, okay. Fresh sheets. Fresh sheets. I don't know about the shampooed hair though. No. That's just shampoo. What the- What the-

The fucking sheets is the detergent, Joey? Yeah, that's the difference. With the sheet has a combination, body and encompassment. Yeah. It's a different. Also, you're sleeping in that shit as well. So you have all night to smell it.

You know what I mean? Whereas like, freshly shampooed here. I'm not going up to Arkin being like, I'm not doing that. It just feels like, just, just, just, just feels like, it feels like fresh. I don't know, I don't know. I like it.

I mean, look, I'm not saying it's bad, but it's not like a standout for me. Um, fuck, this is hard, eh? Yeah, I like this one though. I'm running out, man. I was, I got no other ones that I feel super passionate about off the top of my head.

Okay, what about ones that give off nostalgia that might not necessarily be what other people like? Okay, for me that's firewood. Okay, this, I don't know if I like this smell, but something about this smell just brings memories to me. It's like the smell of a swimming pool. You know what I'm talking about the chloriney smell? I can't objectively say that it's a good smell, but it just reminds me of just like, when I'm in a pool, I'll put it down. When I'm in a pool, I normally

have a good time. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Something, something comforting about it. You know, I know this one's also like super basic, but what about just like freshly cut grass? You like that smell? I don't like that smell. You don't like that smell? I don't think it's good enough to go on the best. Okay, okay, that's fair.

Man, what is the smell of like, freshly cuck? Cucked grass? Freshly cuck. Freshly cuck. I don't know, it's just like, it has that, like... This is like the fucking avatar list of stuff. Fire, water, gasoline.

Onion. The four nations. What about the small of the ocean? I was gonna say, yes, yes. I love the small ocean. Fresh air, the salty air. The salty air. Will I go to the ocean? Will I go in the ocean? No, but just that, the smell of that breeze.

Ocean breeze, I love that shit. Oh man, what else is there? Hmm. Two more. I've really liked the smell of bleach, but that's just me. Are you okay? I like how bleach smells. Why? It smells nice.

It does not smell nice. Why? I think it smells nice. That's... When I clean the toilet, I love the smell. It's like saying chloroform smells nice. Let me give you a taste. It's so good I pass out.

Do you like the smell of paint as well? Yeah, I love the smell. But that's like gasoline. Paint is great. I think I like the smell of really harsh chemicals. I think there's something about it that smells really nice. What? Yeah.

Petrol is the furthest don't go. I love to smell of gravy. Gravy smells so good. Yeah, but you could also just, I like the smell of food. That's just, that's just basically the smell of like onion though, right? It's just, it's just... It has a lot of onion. Yeah, it has a lot of onion in it.

I was on a trail of thought and then the fucking paint. Shit, oh no, I hate this. It's on the tip of my tongue. What is it? What is it? What else could there be? I'm trying to think. I love just the bar of soap smell you get. It's so strong when you wash your hands of the bar of soap.

It's the standard bar of soap. Any bar of soap always lives just such a nice odor. It's quite strong. You guys clown on the fucking shampoo one? No, hand wash. Handwash doesn't do the same. Handwash doesn't leave a strong odor a lot of the time. Doesn't not?

No, I feel like soap leaves a way stronger odor. Just like a standard bar of soap, you're talking about. Yeah. I feel standard barsof leaves the least amount of smell. Maybe I'm crazy, I don't know. Yeah. Okay, what about the smell of a fresh book? A new book?

Oh, I love the smell of books. The smell of a fresh book? You know, you can put it on there. Like a bookstore smell? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck yeah, that's my shit. Now we're talking, now we're talking. It's the smell that infamously makes you want to take a shit. What?

Do you know about this? What? You don't know about it? It's all, Joey, I thought we were vibing here, Joe. No, it's real. It's called the Aoki-Marikor phenomenon, where apparently the smell of ink, like, has this kind of effect on you

where it really makes people want to shit. It's a real thing. Look it up. Look it up. Aoki-Marikor's phenomenon. Yeah. Aoki-Marikor phenomenon's Japanese expression referring to a sudden urge to defecate

that is felt upon entering bookstores. Well, uh, it's a real thing. Remind me never to go to a bookstore with you, Joe. Bro, I'll show himself. Why do you think I love shooting? Have you shot yourself in a bookstore? No, a manga store.

In a manga store? He smells that, he's like, oh, he's like, manga! I do like the smaller books, though. Like, especially like the old bookstores, you know, where it's like kind of like, it's gonna sound bad, but like kind of like the dusty kind of smell with the ink.

Love that shit. Alright, one more. What's the smell of Christmas? What's the fuck you're talking about? Like pine trees? I guess pine, sure. Yeah, I mean, that's the smell. That's, yeah, let's just follow it.

Sure. All right, all right. All right, let's put, grilled meat. Actually, bacon is kind of goaded. No. Okay, you don't need to like bacon. We disagree grilled grilled meat.

No, no, no, no. There's something about the smell of bacon specifically. It's, it's like the fried onions of meat. No. No, I hard disagree. It's, like, there was someone that I knew once who was raised to be vegetarian, and I met him recently,

and he gave up vegetarianism. Why? Because the smell of cooked bacon was just too fucking opi. It's, I 100%- My vegan quit vegetable? No, bacon, the smell of baking is so overpowering sometimes. It just makes me sick. I'm just like, oh, God. Let's put pine.

Yeah, pine is way better. All right, I'm down for pine. All right, give me that. This is the most dude fucking list I've ever seen. Where are our perfumes of this? Where's our clone of this? There's no, there's no women on. No, no. Not a single side of a woman on this three by three. I swear. Joey just like shitting

himself is what I've learned. Yeah, he really does. No, he's like shitting. Any way that Joey can shit himself, it's going to make the list. I'll shit anywhere. Three by three celebrities? In what metric? Just how you like them. Would you like to start? Robert Pattinson. Yeah, I'll agree with that. Put him on. Put him on the list. He's the good. He's the Go for the reason. Put him on the list. Man single-handedly was done. Rob Pantsom, Willem DeFoe.

Willem DeFoe, yeah. All right. Killing Murphy. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, this is the fastest we've ever gone through one. I don't know. I'm also not that passionate about...

We gotta put a woman on there. We've got to have to get a woman on there. Just so you know. You caught yourself and being like, we gotta put a woman on you. Just so you know, because I felt like we were gonna go without a woman, and we have to put a woman on that. I don't know. I kind of like, I kind of love.

like being misogynist. That's just, let's just, well, there's your clip, boys. Are they in the same photo, Killian Murphy and Rob Patton? Yeah. Were they standing next to each other? Can we put Wilm Defoe on that, please? Yeah, William Defoe.

Who's your favorite female celebrity? Why is you, okay, why did you, why did you hit female like that? Why is you with the hard? Who's your favorite fee boy celebrity? You said it like it was, it pained you to say. What's wrong with you? Like an alien that just landed on Earth.

Who is your favorite female celebrity? Can you name a woman? Shit. Mila Kunis. Oh my God, Joey. I don't know why it's the first one. Zentreira, isn't it? Zendaya?

Oh, it's, fuck, sorry. Zentrea? Zendrea? Oh, that's the fuck. Oh, yeah. I've been on Twitch for too much. Real fucking favorite, bro. Zendaya?

No, I don't want any more Zendaya. I'm sorry. The world is trying to. spoon feed me Zendaya for the past six months. No offense to Zendaya, but we don't, we don't know. Samuel O'Jackson. I'm down for 700. Yeah.

Let's go back to the dudes. I mean, they don't have to be actors as well. That's just easy. There are the celebrities. I know. Oh, would you want fucking Elon Musk on here? Obama. I'm down for Obama.

Sure. He's a celebrity. I would argue he's the most famous celebrity. Why not? Out of this list so far. Okay, put Obama on. Maria Kondo. I mean, she did.

I love that fucking picture of Obama. It looks so fake. It's like AI generated. It doesn't look real. Look at his teeth, dude. No wonder the previous manga was like, who's this random foreigner with white teeth? The white teeth.

Yeah, his teeth are white. God damn. That is some perfect dental care, man. His dentist is paid well, I'm sure. Fuck, who else is there? I'm trying to think. Who else do I like? In terms of so leverage.

Shigeru Miyamoto. I mean, he's the goat. I'm down to do it. I mean, he's the goat. Hideo Kajima. Sure, Hideo Kajima. All right, fuck, let's put Kajima. I'm down with Kajima.

Yeah. O'Giam is the goat. Guys, we've got to put at least one woman on you. I think it's going to be worse. Just name a woman. Name a woman, Jay. I'm trying. I'm trying.

Look, it's gonna- You know the name of one woman, right? I'm trying. Just say the name of one woman that you know. Joe, what's worse? All right. Us putting nine men on here or eight men and one woman. What's a worst look on trash town?

You know a woman, right? Just say a woman. I know. I don't feel them. Okay, name one. Zendaya. No, a different one. We already said that one.

Different woman. Uh, uh. You should name one woman, Joey. Avril Levine. You do not want to put Avril Levine. I mean, she's my childhood crush. I'm thinking in terms of... Oh, so they're just sex objects to you, Joe?

No, no. I want a healthy, wholesome relationship with Avril. Thank you very much. So you only like a subject if you can have sex with them and have a relationship? No, no, I'll wait till marriage. I want you to name a celebrity that you don't want to marry or I have a crush on. Fuck. Oh... Shit, Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama.

Wow. Wow. I'm sure you feel strongly about Michelle Obama. I just saw Obama's white-ass teeth and I was like, he has a wife. Who's also a celebrity, in a sense. Well, okay, then I'll throw it back to you, name a woman. No, no, Jerry, this is by you. No, no, what?

No, why am I the only one? Because you've named a woman. I've named four of them. They don't count. What do you mean they don't count? What do you mean they don't count? You mean a woman that's worthy of being on here? That you actually believe.

belongs on this list. Well, so far, most of these people on this is, is, if they're in the film, I'm probably going to enjoy it. And then, yeah, yes. Because it's hard to think about celebrities that I'm actually passionate about. Yeah. Because it's like, I don't, I don't know who these, I don't know how these people are in real life. So it's hard to say. It's hard to judge their character. Wait, what other celebrities are there? Killing Murphy might be like a total dick, but I don't know. I'm still watching his movies. What other celebrities are there in the world. Musicians. Uh...

Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast. Uh... Oh, shit, this is hard. We just leave it at these six, if I'm being honest. All right, yeah. I was never really badging about this anyway. Name a woman.

Oh my God, I can't believe this shit. I named four of them. That's more than I thought I was even capable of. All right. Right. Next up. All right. A three by three of the worst ways to die. Oh, so this is the other way around now.

This isn't the best. This is the worst. The best worst ways to die. I feel like we had this discussion about this. And we agreed on. Drowning we agreed on. Immolation. Immolation we agreed on. What's immolation?

Getting sound on fire. Oh, yeah. I think those are the top two ones I don't want to have. No, in a cave? Cave's pretty bad. Cave diving. Cave diving? All right. Those are the three that give me the biggest fears.

I mean, if I'm being real, the biggest fear I have is some prolonged medical thing that is just painful for like 10 years where I just die. That sounds way too real. That sounds way worse than drowning. I'll be honest with you. That's pretty bad. Just having like horrible quality of life for like 10 years and then dying. That sounds horrible. That's a bit real though. I know. It is real, but I mean, it's true. That would be a terrible way to go. Alone.

That's some deep shit. If we're talking, if we're getting real here. All right, okay, let's put those four on. We got him, we got set on fire, we got drowning, we got prolonged medical disease. Cave diving and alone. And a cave diving. Five. How do, how are we, how is this the fastest three by three have gone so far?

Because I think this is pretty easy Because we're struggling to name three women And just like Oh yeah, five, yeah, ways to die Oh yeah, let me just rattle them off real quick Suffocation I mean No breathing

It's just like weak drowning Because your lungs get flooded when you drown It's like an extra stare Yeah, that's true I guess it can be included It's suffocation with spice With flavor Also some people like that shit

Oh my God, I think you can show that He just put fire, just put fire. Yeah, you just put fire. You can't show that, Kai. Jesus Christ, Guy. Just start another one, yeah. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, suffocation, some people would just like that shit, you know?

Not to the point of death, though. They wouldn't know. Because they're that they're turned on right until the point where they're down. Shit, you're right. Okay, let's see. Droneying, emulation, cave diving, prolonged. What's even the name? Prolong disease?

I saw this one that was bad. I don't think it's scary because it was instant, but it sounded terrifying. Where, like, there was this one ship where they had those deep sea diving vessels where they would, like, fix cables. Yeah. And then they'd have to wait in those pods

for, like, 28 days to decompress. But, like, one guy, I don't know why. He, like, opened the door. And even, like, the tiny gap, like, he was, like, millimeters. The force was, like, so strong that it sucked him through and he got like peeled like a like a fucking like an orange. Jesus Christ. The Byron dolphin incident. Oh yeah that was the one yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like new fear unlocked. Yeah. What about like just like, uh, like dying from like a like a torture method of some kind. That's just like too basic. Terrible. Yeah, but it'd be terrible like like getting skinned alive. Yeah, but that's that's that doesn't happen nowadays, you know. I feel like everything we've sure about that. Well, well, Okay, unless you piss off the Mexican cartel or whatever. That's what I'm saying. Because otherwise all of these would just be a torch methods. You know how like the, in America they have the death sentence

and you sometimes get like the lethal injection? It goes wrong all the time. And apparently it's like horrific. Yeah. I think they had like a 30 or 40% failure rate or something ridiculous. What? Yeah, yeah. And the accounts of people who survived it sounded horrific.

Jesus Christ. They didn't even die. But they were about to die because then they had to do it. do it the next day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Oh, the electric chair sounds pretty miserable too. Yeah, that sounds pretty bad. Because the electric chair is not like instant, right? It's meant to be, but I think a lot of the time it isn't.

Yeah, right. Ugh, that'd be terrible. Is the electric chair instant? I think they thought it was. I mean, I watched a really good video about, is there a humane way to do the death panels here? And they were like, probably most humane is just hanging, but a lot of people don't like it.

I saw a documentary way it was just like, A humane way is like, what's it called, where they, like, gas you with nitrogen or something. And you slowly pass out, but you actually get high as you were dying. Like, it's like the painless stuff. That sounds expensive, gone. I want my taxpaying money going to make a criminal have a free high. Well, because it's like completely painless, right? Yes, it's like falling asleep.

In fact, they die with a high. That sounds like a goaded way to die. That's pretty goaded way to die. That's not a bad way to die. If I'm going to die, I want to get a little. it right before it happens. Um, I don't know. What about like,

eaten alive? Like, fucking, you go out into the African safari and mold to death by like a tiger a lion. Yeah, yeah. That sounds fucking terrible. That's horrible. All right, eating alive. Try and find a fucking picture for that.

Just put a picture of a lion. Yeah. Bear. Or a bear, yeah. Bear. We Joe Rogan now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Get the footage of the guy getting molded by bear. What else is there? What about freezing to death? Freezing to death? Like hypothermia? I think it would be bad, but I think you would be fading consciousness, I think. You were getting that cold.

I think it would be a pretty horrible, like, decline. All right, buried alive. Buried alive, got to be there. That's got to be there. That's nightmare fuel right there. Buried alive for sure. Very alive, sounds good. All right.

This one's also going to sound really real. but like dementia. Do you die from dementia or do you just get dementia then die? You can die from dementia. Do you usually? I think so. Google that shit, Kai. I'm pretty sure you can die from dementia.

Why are the links purple when we Google this? More and more of the brain. Yeah, it's basically prolonged brain damage. Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know that. Yeah. That would be a horrible way to die. Yeah.

Just like being confused and just like not knowing where you are. Just losing yourself. Losing yourself. One of the most common cause of people with dementia is pneumonia. Oh, really? Yeah, actually dementia, I mean, it's getting real, but yeah, the idea of like losing yourself is pretty scary. That would be absolutely horrible. Yeah.

So we can put that up there? Yeah, yeah, I guess so. All right. What else is there? Well, one more, one more. All right, if we're gonna put a torture method on, what is the torture method that... I'm awesome Game of Thrones is pretty brutal. Which one?

The rat one? I was like, you're gonna have to narrow it down there. There's so many. The rat is pretty brutal. Yeah, that one would suck. The rat that claws your insides. I don't think that's the worst one, though. I'd love to know which one you'd do, you'd think is rules.

That's pretty fucking bad. I mean, that's basically getting eaten alive. I think hung, drawn, and quartered is worse than that. I think you would, I think you would die pretty quickly into that process. Is that an instant death? Yeah, I think you would die pretty quick. I think you'd just die immediately from the shock, right? I think you would die. Look, I'm not an expert.

I've never done it. It's not a hobby that we... I'm not into a personal. I'm not into a personal. Yeah. But... Yeah. Let's bring it back.

It's good game. Dying is good game. It's good game. Yeah, worst way to die is playing red-like green light. Uh... Hmm. What are the like famous torture methods like that? What about like the one with like the, the one that the Japanese used to do with the bamboo?

That's just... just, uh, because that's like gig along. Do you die from that? I feel like you die from like, they did a, death of infection. Yeah, most of them died from that. Like, imagine like in real life, just lying down there and just waiting for this plant to just pierce you. Yeah, yeah, I guess that's a fucking horrible way to die.

That's pretty bad. Yeah. But, uh, but I feel there's a lot of them. I feel like that. I feel like most torture methods are already pretty bad. Yeah. My ex-wife. Slow painful death.

Just kill me now. Please, make it quick. The whole ball and chain, huh? All right, let's just put the bamboo thing. All right, let's just put the bamboo thing. Sure. Or something. Yeah.

That just is like all encompassing of like terrible slow torture deaths. All encompassing. All encompassing. But that one is definitely terrible. Just torture. All right. There you go. All right.

Next one. Oh, no. Three by three. Famous bald guys. What the fuck? Can you name nine bald guys? Johnny Sends. Goate.

He's in the middle. Um... The guy who plays the Spider-Man. He's John Simmons. Oh, John... Is that his name? John Simmons? John Simmons? No, yeah, I know you're talking about.

Spider-Man, I need to see his circumcised penis tomorrow morning. I want it on my desk. What are you talking about the whiplash guy? Uh, that's him, right? Oh, that guy? Yeah, yeah. John Simmons, right? Yeah.

Isn't it? I don't know. I'm crazy? I could be... I can make sense... You know what's also weird is that, like, now that you're telling me to picture bold guys, I'm picturing them with and without hair. And I don't know which you're...

Which one's true. What do you mean? Like when I'm picturing what I'm pretty sure as a bald guy? John Simmons, he had hair. He had hair. He had hair in Spider-Man. Yeah, he doesn't have hair anymore. But he doesn't have hair in whiplash.

Or anymore, I think. Or any more, I don't think he rocks hair anymore. I don't think he goes that way. I don't know. I'm not sure either. I mean, but like, is he more known for being bald? I don't think it matters. I think he is bald.

And he's goaded. I mean, he is a famous boy guy. Now I'm wondering how, like, I'm trying to picture someone. I'm trying to picture someone and I'm like, are they bald or is that my imagination? I mean, he's, I guess he's bald. Is John Cena bored now? He's bald. John Cena?

Yeah. I don't know. Is John Cena bored? Do you know what I mean? I think she's just like bus shave. Yeah, I think he's just got really short hair, right? Like, what's the most, what's the most? Okay.

Okay. It's literally just my imagination. It's just the top cut. He's always had like really short hair. What about Bruce Willis? Yeah, I'm down. He's a famous bald guy. I'm not from Bruce Wallace.

Okay. Even though he had hair in diehard. Everyone had hair at one point. Yeah. People aren't born bald. Well, they are. And then they become up. I don't know, man.

Have you ever seen Johnny Sims with hair? No, I haven't actually. Do it was probably born bald. Okay. J.K. Simmons. Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis. Who else is a bald man?

How many other bald men? There's loads. The bloke down at the pub. There's loads. I just can't think of any right now. The bloke down at the pub. Vin Diesel. I'm down for Vin Diesel. Do we like Vin Diesel?

I don't fuck with him, but I'm happy to put it on this, because I don't have a lot of ideas. I like Vin Diesel. Because I was just like thinking, oh, Vin Diesel. When he said bold man, I was like,

Vin Diesel, The Rock. You know, The Rock. The Rock kind of sucks. Yeah, the Rock, the Rock does kind of suck. I like Vin Diesel.

The Rock is just like a shadow of his former self. I think Vin Diesel has had a couple of controversies, though. Has he? I think so. I don't know, man. At this point, I think all...

I love that picture, Johnny. God, look how blue eyes off. Can you search up bald man? Look a famous bald man. Look our famous bald man, because I'm drawing a blank right now. Dwayne... Danny DeVito!

Oh, Danny DeVito got to be there. Terry Cruz, too. Patrick Stewart? Oh, Terry Cruz, yeah. Oh, Samuel Jackson. It's technically bald. Fair enough. Shit, you're right.

I'm down for Terry Currieu. Yeah, Terry Cruz. Everyone likes to come on, Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito. It's got to be Danny DeVito. Yeah, yeah. 100%. Oh, how could I forget?

Oh, what a legend. Who else is bald? Is... No, Morgan Freeman's not bald, is he? Sorry? Morgan Freeman's not bald. No. No.

What else is bald? Patrick Stewart? Uh, Pitbull. Yeah, that's put pit bull. Let's do it. Yeah, let's put pit bull. Tonight. Everyone loves to hate him, but everyone knows he's the goat.

Yeah, even looking at that list, I can't think of anyone more than just these six. I'll never fucking forget. I went to this bar in Japan. It was so, like, Japanese. Really, like, fucking very, like, serious tatami mat only. And they're just blasting the entire pit bull album, the entire time. Every song I heard, Mr. World Wide! Michael Jordan?

I'm down. Michael Jordan? Yeah. Yeah, Michael Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. All right. I took that personal. Yeah.

All right. We don't have Samuel Jackson on here. Oh, yeah. And Samuel Jackson. Put Sam Jackson on there. There's a more. One more out of everyone. I saw, uh, I saw Charles Darwin on that list.

Is he seen Charles Darwin? I mean, I haven't seen the guy personally, so, you know. I mean, all the images show him as bold. Charles Darwin, then. All right, put Charles Darwin. There you go. Damn, that was the quickest one we've ever done. Jesus Christ.

I want, yeah, I want to do a thing where I show these three by threes we made and be like, what do you think this is a three by three of? I just want to see if anyone be able to guess out of context. What does LCK sound for? Eek. Oh. LCK. I'm fucking league-pilled, man. I saw this.

And I was like I was like why does you take it so long to read it? Yeah, I was like gives you the so gives you the LCK I'm like what the fuck does that mean? No gives you the yicks I know gives you the egg what's the one of the nine nine X Um, uh chewing with your mouth open. Yeah, how do you feel about like I do this? Uh, why'd chew my mouth at him? So I'm asking you question. I'll cover my mouth and be like you know, like no, I just that's respect That's respectful. That's what you're supposed to do. I still feel bad even doing that.

Wait, what do you feel bad? What, doing this? Yeah, when I'm chewing on out, like chewing and I'm like, yeah, no, no. Yeah, but it's better than seeing what you've been fucking chewing on. Yeah, especially if I'm also eating. Yeah, that's it, that's a Nick. Yeah, chewing with your mouth open. That's my biggest thing.

Yeah. Chewing your mouth open. Um, people who wear band t-shirts of bands that they don't even fucking know. That's just, that's just a you thing, Joe. Also, where did you get that picture of? from, but yeah. Oh, that's gross. Can you change the picture? Jesus Christ.

It actually looks like he's shoveling like cholera in his mouth. Who changed this? There we go. There we go. That's better. I should eating, but whatever. Um, no, Joey, that's such a fucking Joe. That's a me yick. That is the most Joey thing. That is a me ick. You know what to, I don't know if this is an I mean, this is like a multiple ick. Mm-hmm. But I guess someone who like, oh, no, I don't think it's a good enough one. Uh, people who are on their fucking phone, watching a movie. Yeah, that's fair.

That's my, is that an ick or is that just like a pet peeve? I think pet peeve. Yeah, that's not like, what's the difference? Yeah, what's it? Can we go all this? What's the difference? What's the difference? What's the difference between an ick and a pet peeve? I thought, I thought,

I thought, it was more. Ik is like the upgraded version of pet peeve. That you just, because, because I don't, I, you know, there are some things in like, I guess I was still like, I think, brother, you. Brother, ew. No, no, no,

Ick is definitely, has been like, commandeered to me in like any kind of off-putting trait. Yeah, something that makes you like angry. I think it's normally in relationship terms, I could be wrong, but I always was to believe I was more relationship-lain- Something that like grinds your gears, basically. I guess you can't say grinds your gear,

we sound like we're 50 years old. So it's just the modern day version of that. Yeah, yeah, okay. It's the Gen Z version of grind your gears. Okay, okay. I think I'll always, normally, most situations, I'll pay, but I hate it when they never offer to pay. Uh.

Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to pay, even if you offer. Yeah. I just, because I'm, I just want to. The sentiments. I'm like, I, I don't offer to pay for anything or you're with that one mate. They just never wants to pay for anything. You're like, come. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. And they only reluctantly pay after you're like, hey, we're going to split this, right? By the way, man, you owe me like a hundred bucks. Yeah, right. I'm like, you should, I hate having to be like the fucking. the debt collector in the friend group. I'm like, brother, can you use, you know what I mean?

Like, I don't keep track of like who's bought what, but I'm like, come on, just fucking. Yeah, yeah, no, I agree with that. Just feel like shitty when you're the guy always like, I'll pay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can throw that on. Okay, throw it on. What's the other ick?

Does this, okay, can I get the definition of an ick since I'm clearly out of touch here? Pet peeve. It literally just said pet peeve. And it is not just new of like, I guess relationships or, you know, I think it mostly relationships, what I understood, but I... An unpleasant...

No, that's not it. Yeah, because that's... That's what I thought, I can slang. A feeling of disgust that arises towards a love interest. Yeah, okay, see. I love interest. Yeah, it's normally with a partner. Okay, normally with the partner.

So not your mates. No. No. Okay. Would you still put this shirt one? Um... If you're... I mean, I'd be like, brer.

Stop. Not in front of me. I'm not putting that on that actually. No, I understand that's a me problem. Yeah. Hmm. Hmm. I'm trying to remember...

If that is the case, then I guess, I don't know what... What you mentioned with like someone when you're trying to show them something and they're looking at that phone. If they do that every time, then yeah, but... Like, like, it doesn't matter what movie it is, even if it's what movie it is, even if it's what you're one that they were like, yeah, let's watch it. And then they just halfway through, they just like start flipping. Yeah, that's definitely an act.

Yeah, I'm like, bro, you're the one that recommended we watch this movie. Why am I the one concentrating on it? You're just like on your phone. I don't mind phone time. I'm down for phone time. Yeah, but can you not wait a couple of hours? Yeah, like you know, you gotta be respectful, I think.

And so I think, I don't know how many messages you're getting, but it can wait after the movie. I haven't do that. Yeah, so put that on. I think that's one we can all relate to. Uh, me personally, having a tweet or post about literally everything. Ooh.

Yeah, just like oversharing on the internet. Just oversharing. Someone who's terminally online, right? Well, I mean, I'm terminally online, but like I don't fucking post like what I... There's a difference between being terminally online as like a passive, like, you know,

participant. I'm hanging with someone that first immediate thing. It's like, let's take a picture. I'm like, I'm okay with that. And I'm like, I'm gonna post it right now. I'm like, okay. Nah. I like the vibe of let's wait till we're all done tonight.

Yeah. Until when you get back home. Tomorrow morning, we can all be like, what a great night. Do it on the Uber home, not right now. Okay, yeah, yeah. Oversharing. Oversharing on the internet.

Or even just someone who has just, like, to take a picture of, like, every moment of everything, of every event that we're doing. Well, yeah, I don't mind taking pictures because it's... Yeah, I don't want to take pictures either, but it's... I think we're all the same where we don't take pictures and we need someone else to do it.

Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, like, I think immediately oversharing and taking pictures of every little instance. Yeah, definitely. Which I think is, like, it's kind of similar, right? What's another Rick? It's hot.

Chewing with your mouth open. That's what I thought it was just things like, oh. Honestly, being late. Being late, it's an ache for me. Yeah, it's a nick for me. Couldn't be me.

Gone is always fucking late. And if I knew that about gone, friendship would never have kicked off. Tell you that much. Couldn't be me. Couldn't be me. I hate people who are late. But most importantly,

I don't know if you do the song and dance. When I'm late, I'm like apologizing profusely on my way to being late. Yeah. When they just rock up 15 minutes late and they don't say anything, I'm like, dude. The moment I know I am late, I'm immediately texting and being like, sorry I'm going to be late. Because if there's some plans waiting, they can at least explain or like they can get it set up.

When people just rock up 15 minutes late, don't say anything, don't apologize. I'm like, well, you're so fucking considerate. Right. To be fair, in Gant's defense, he does sometimes tell us. No, I'm just fucking. He does tell us. He will be like, I'm on time in Southeast Asia. That's just, this is, this is between.

So can we put being late on there? Yeah, being late. Okay. Okay, so is this an ick or a pet peeve? I've gone blank. I had that. Okay, also. I just, I had something.

Oh my God. Also, can I ask what I'm thinking? What is the acceptable amount of time to be late? Like, where you don't have the, I will, I think in Japan, it's stressful, right? Because Japan, if you're over five minutes, you absolutely have to, like, tell them everything. Yes. Yeah. Like, you know, in America, I feel like it's 15 where they're like, it's give or take,

whatever, man, no worries. No, I think in America it's like fucking half an hour. Yeah, half an hour. It's crazy. Sometimes it's like an hour. My personal, if you're over 10 minutes later, you got to fucking let me know. Yeah, for me like the limit is like 10, 20 minutes. I always thought like 15 for me.

All right, we're all different. Yeah. Now we know where we stand, guys. Don't forget. It's fine. I'm never late. All right, all right. Next time I think I'm going to be 10 minutes late.

10 minutes. You got to tell me. I'm always, sometimes it's like 15 minutes. Because there's nothing, especially like in a restaurant, it's the worst when the waiters come out with like, everything okay? Yeah, so many times. My fucking Japanese ass is always like 10 minutes early. So I'm always, I'm like, oh, sorry, my friends are late. Yeah, and you're like, no, it's okay, just water for now. And they're like, you want to order, you know, get started? And then when they're like 20 minutes late, I'm just like, motherfucker, I've been in for 30 goddamn minutes. Dude, Chris shafted me one time. He turned up like an hour late. And the whole time he's live texting me about how about this taxi driver is. And I'm like, I don't care about how about a text driver is.

Just get you out here. Just shut the fuck up and get here. I don't care. He's like writing me a sonnet about how bad this taxi driver is. I'm like, Chris, you should have gotten 30 minutes earlier? Exactly.

I'm buying it. And the guy kept feeling sorry for me. He like felt so bad for me, the guy. Yeah. And I was like, I don't get, don't feel bad for me. Yeah, I feel bad for me. Now I feel like I'm being stood up.

Be angry with me. Yeah, be angry with me. Give me a free yakatoria. Yeah. So, what's next? I don't know if this is like a pet pee for an egg. Okay. But like, someone, like, let's say,

someone who can't make a decision, right? But they know exactly, but they leave you to make the decision. Oh, yeah. But then when you make a decision, they're like, I don't like that. I don't want that. So let's, what you're gonna say?

I feel like I know what you're thinking. It's okay. It's okay to name names, Joey. We all know what you're thinking. Joey just gave me like the most. The trauma. Like a trolla. I saw like a such a vivid memory.

They're like, what should we do for dinner as they're laying the bad track? They're like, what should we do for dinner, honey? What should we do for dinner? It's like, yeah, they already have decided what they wanted. They already knew three business days ago. I, no, see, I use, I use one trick that I saw on TikTok that I've tried out a couple of times with my partner and it's worked wonderfully well. You can say a name here. Yeah.

With our heat. Joey was like, I think he's. My partner. His life flash before his heart is. Where it's just like, you know, because I mean, she doesn't do this all the time, to be fair. But there are a lot of times where she does it. So now I use this trick where I'm just like, hey, honey, guess what we're going to have for dinner tonight? And then, you know, usually she's like, you know, she'll say something like, oh my God, I'll be going to a blank.

And I'm like, yes, you got it. Immediately makes the decision. That's a really good trick to use. I do the, when someone can't decide, I give them the options. Right. I'm like, I do either, if they're the one suggesting,

I'm like, because you'll say, it's the worst, when they're like, yeah, I'm down for whatever. Yeah. Indian. No, I'm not Indian. I'm like,

so you're not down for whatever. You already had a predetermined list of which ones you are not down for. If you had given me that list, I could have made the decision. Right. If you just had like Thai, burgers,

Gosa, I would have picked one. You know what I mean? So I hate it when they, they clearly know roughly what they want. And I have to sit here like, guess fucking who? man, European in nature.

I mean, look, to- Come on, man, like, fucking help me out. Like, to be completely honest and fair, I also do this as well. Like, there are so many times where I'm like, oh, let's go to dinner, and then Arki's like, all right, what do you want? And I was like, oh, I don't know you pick. And then she lists off three things, and I'm like, nah.

So I'm like- You say no to three? I'm not innocent either in this instance, so I just want to make that perfectly clear. I will whip the, I've done this before. I will whip the I'm down for whatever, and I know that it's often as, like, I'm trying to say it as you can pick, whatever you want or what you feel. But I know that most of the time just stresses people out.

Yeah, right. No, I don't know. Yeah, I have a bad habit of doing that because I'm also indecisive in that sense. So I, you know, I get it, you know. I think everyone must be guilty of this at least like once or twice in the life. Sometimes you don't know what you're in the mood for. But then when something named someone, name someone, you're like, ah, actually. I would go for that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, that sounds great. Sure, for sure. But so if it happens too often, I'm like, come on, yeah. It happens every single time.

Yeah, I don't know how we put that as an image. Uh, just confusion. Yeah, just confusion. Okay. Oh, he's got it. There we go. Perfect image. Three more, you got it.

Three more icks. Man, I don't know, eh. Indecisiveness. I think, I mean, it's so generic, but, But I don't know, unhygienic. I mean, yeah. That's just basic, right? You'd be surprised sometimes, I think.

Yeah. Some people, it's definitely different levels. Yeah, some people. Because a lot of the time hygiene can be quite personal. Yeah. And then you kind of sometimes, you know. Some people, some people view hygiene as a suggestion. Is optional.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess, especially if they don't, like, oh, you don't share every day, Connor. I'm like, come on the fuck. You know what I mean. You don't, you know, down. You know damn fucking what I mean.

We've established he likes the smell of his own sweat. It's like sometimes if they just don't like clean up off of themselves. Yeah. You know, yeah, it's, they leave you to do all the work and,

I had a roommate, called them out. They used to leave their plates and bowls in their room and it would drive me insane. I used to have to go in their room and they would get annoyed at me for going in the room and I'm like, half the fucking cup.

The porcelain in the UK is in your room. We go, I'd go in there and I'd be like, look at the hall, like a fucking vlogger. I'd be like five cups, seven, plates, three empty boxes. What are we doing here? I opened up the pantry is just empty.

I was like, I have no cups left. Yes. I need to clean the cups. Yeah. I think that's one we can all agree on. Not cleaning up after yourself. Um, I have a pretty big ache. Go on. Someone who, okay, obviously, it's like a vibe check, right? Yeah. Sometimes, you know, you go out with mates and some people pay more than others, right? Yeah. But, uh, it can fucking, If I, if I can, I was going to say ground my gears, but I fucking hate it. When you have that one person who, when they owe you something, it's like pulling teeth to like get them to pay. But as soon as you owe them like a fiver, they're like, yo, can you like pay it back immediately? Yeah.

You know what I mean? I kind of similar to the one that I said earlier, I guess. Yeah. Same vein, I felt like. Okay, okay. Yeah. But I know what you mean. Yeah.

It's the worst. They're like number one loan shark. Yeah, your turn. And they're like, text you two days later being like, by the way, you still owe me that Tanner. And I'm like, okay, I'll get a page to you. Yeah, send me a PayPal. Yeah, send me your PayPal. God, okay.

Yeah, I hate that. I guess that's in the same vein. I guess that's, I don't know, I don't have any more explicit. Um, I had one. And I fucking forgot it. Someone who's stinky. Nah. It's a stinky man.

Stinky. I mean, I don't like anyone who's stinky. Uh, hmm. I don't know, whenever someone makes food and I see someone like not finish their plate, breaks my heart. Yeah. Nah, that's not an egg. Yeah, that's a nick for me.

Because, okay, if we're talking about partners, that's like an excuse to be like, give me that. All right, all right. No, no, are you going to have that? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. But sometimes I feel bad. I'm like, if it's a mate, okay, but if it's a partner, that's actually like,

that's actually a good thing because that means you have all. Yeah, free food. That is like more free food for us. But if it's a friend, then it's, then it's, then it's an equate. People who floss, can't sand them. Like their teeth? Yeah. Or just like the dance.

Floss in their teeth. It's not real. It's a big, big dentistry. Do you know anyone who flossed their teeth? Like regularly? Yeah. Why? Because it's like a thing that Americans do.

I guess so. And dentists, I guess. Have you ever flossed your teeth? No. Yeah, me neither. I hate doing it. I hate the feeling. Yeah.

I feel like I'm about to like pull my own fucking teeth out. I hate you. Every time I do it. But don't, yeah, yeah. I hate it when they do it to me, the dentist. Okay, I got a nick. Someone who is incapable of trying new things. And I say this in the context of,

if you're, if you are- Everything's a no. Yeah, yeah, if you are at a, trying new cuisine or something and someone's like, oh, do you wanna try this thing? They're like, no. Oh, picky eaters are the, oh, picky eaters. Oh, picky eaters are the fucking worst.

But also that one too. Yeah. People who don't wanna try anything new and also picky eaters. Yeah. There's nothing more depressing than when someone comes to Japan and they're like, I don't eat fish. And I'm like, get out.

So what have you had a week? If you're allergic to fish, obviously. I'm not gonna be fucking, possibly like, I just don't like fish. And I know there's people who are watching this podcast who like this and they feel like they have a good reason. I don't care. I don't care.

I didn't fuck with fish that much before I came here. You just have to try it. You're a grown ass adult. You gotta try new flavor. If you've tried it and you still don't like it, then fine. You try it and you don't like it. But when you come to a new country, try the fucking out. Like in, there's a different.

I think between like picky eaters and you know like knowing what kind of like food you like and people who are incapable of just like even giving something a chance. Yeah, I hate it. I hate that shit. Just like give it a chance. If you don't fuck with it, then you know. Especially if it's something new, you know. Yeah.

But at least you can say you tried it out and you don't like it and that's cool. There you go. Yeah. The worst thing that I have about picky eaters. I hate it when they do this, when they smell it. When they like, like it's poisonous. They go like, you know what I mean? It's the worst. I hate it. It's so insulting.

Yeah. So like when you're, especially like, fuck, I've gone to a sushi restaurant or someone did it and the chef looked at me in horror. He's like, do you think I would serve you something poisonous or rotten? It's so insulting. It's like, this is an apothecary diary, the motherfucker. We're not trying to poison you. Like, I get it like when you smell the food, but like when you like pull it up and like, you're like, yeah, they smell like it's a science experiment.

I hate it. I hate it so much. Yeah, don't do that, please. Okay. Okay. Last, how many eggs do we have left? We have, uh, it could be it. Okay. Let's you want to throw something. Okay, okay. Okay.

I like a little bit of tea. You know, I like the tea every now and again. But when you're with someone and the only thing they are capable of doing is just gossiping. Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought you're talking about actual tea. Yeah, I know, I know. I know. I was getting, I'm good.

Yeah. I was getting confused. Like, you know, I like to part taking the tea. Shit stirrus? Huh? Shitsters. Shit stirrists. Someone who constantly, constantly just has to gossip.

Like, yeah, life depends on it. Yeah, especially when it's like, bro, we didn't ask. Like, why are you talking about this? Yeah. This is not the vibe. Yeah. Shitsters for sure. Yeah.

What was the other one we had? I swear we had one more, right? We picky eaters. We had people who are reluctant to trying new things. Oh, reliant. That's the food one. I also hear people who like when you show them something new, they like insta give up.

They're like, nah, it's ain't for me. I hate this. I hate it when they do this. No, not giving it a proper go. Yeah, they're just like, no, it's not for me. I'm like, you didn't even fucking, you didn't try. You've watched it for 20 seconds. Does someone come to me and is like really earnest about like,

I really like this thing? I think like if I really like, I loved them, I would definitely try. Yeah. Even if I hated it, I would like give it a shot. Yeah. And try my best. At least show that you're putting in the effort

to try to understand it. it, you know what I mean? Yeah, because I feel like there's nothing, like, there's no greater feeling than getting someone into something they, they said they didn't like or they didn't think that they, or they, they had never experienced before. For sure. Yeah.

And so, you know, it's always so, like, it always really like hurts when you're somebody, you're like, I'm really passionate about staying and they're like, no. Yeah, I don't like it. You're like, okay, because you've never tried heroin doesn't mean it's not good. Exactly, exactly.

If you honestly were like, Connor, love heroin, it's a big part of my life. You're like, okay. It's like, all right, benefit of the doubt. Fine, just like a little... I'll give it a good old go then. I'll try it, I guess. All right, there you go.

There's a right. Oh, just one line. It can't hurt. All right, last one. Okay. Things that could give you instant nostalgia. Instant nostalgia. I'm sort of like a ratatooey moment.

Like that level of like fucking nostalgia. Yeah. Oh, man. When you think of like... Mom's cooking. Mom's cooking, man. I mean, that's a safe one. So basic, God.

It is basic, but we're talking about instant nostalgia. I'm down. I'm just, I'm just telling you know it's basic. I'm fine having this one basic thing. It's the first thing that came to my mind. I mean, we all agree on it. Yeah. All right, mom's cooking.

I would say Pokemon cards, but Joey still hasn't left. Yeah. That's, that's, if anything, I'm all in tune out right now. It's not nostalgic for Joey. It's not nostalgia for me. I mean, certain Pokemon cards are nostalgic for me. Um, honestly, like video games. system startup sounds.

Ooh, like PlayStation. PlayStation, GameCube, Nintendo Game Boy. Okay, what is the goaded? What is the goaded video game startup sounds? I think the most goaded, do do do do do do, but it's probably, I think like if we were like critically analyzing, that's the best one. Yeah. But I think from a pure nostalgia, it's got to be the PS2.

Everyone had the PS2. I didn't have the PS2. That's a fucking lie. Is it the one where it's like, And then, oh, go on, I know this, I know it. I've played PS2, but I, my friend had a PS2. You know you are the only person on earth who hasn't touched a PS2, right?

No, no, I've touched a PS2. I never had one. Yeah. Oh, do you know what this sound reminds me of? This actually doesn't give me, this gives me anxiety, the sound. Do you know why? Because the disc could break, right?

Yeah. This could always fucking break. This is the sound of your prayers, When you're like, please work. Okay. Please work. Please work. The Game Boy advanced startup sound.

Oh my God. Because they kept up, it's so fucking good. Yeah. Oh, that's the goat. That's the goat. That one was the go. A million percent that's the goat. Hell yeah.

Yeah, not for sure. I think the Game Boy or the GameCube. Yeah, Game Boy, probably just because, man, you push so many fucking hours. Oh my God, yeah. Game Boy for sure. Um. I don't know.

Oh, man, I'm thinking of like, see this is hard, right? because we grew up in three completely separate. You have what? We grew up in three completely different countries and cultures, right? So I feel like the stuff we grew up with is going to be like slightly different. Yeah, but I think there's some middle ground maybe where you can have. Yeah, I'm just trying to think like what's like a, what's like a toy or like any kind of like something like that? That's not like a video game that you grew up with that like emits a sound.

That's that you'd seen. Because like the thing, the first thing I'm thinking of, which is so dumb, but it gives me mad nostalgia is like, You know those tubes that go like, Ew. Yeah, that thing. No. Right, you didn't have that, right? I had it, but not instant nostalgia.

If anything, it would be those fucking squishy bags. Which ones? You know the bags where you'd fucking squish and you just like punch the, like, you know, they're like sacks? What? You don't know these? No, I don't.

Like sack toy, like, uh, jelly sack toy kid? Jelly sack toy. I don't know what you'd call this. These things. Oh, yeah. Yes. You were just about fucking squishing, poking. I didn't have this.

You definitely did. This is the one where like as a kid you're like, I'm gonna, it was like a competition to see who could grip at the hardest without like, like, like slipping out of your hand, right? God didn't feel it. I didn't feel that one. Damn. All right. What about that first, the first keyboard notes from Welcome to the Black Parade.

The G5. No. The elusive G5. No, no, no. Come on, man. That's like an entire generation, man. Fine. You just hear that and you're just like... I'm not even the biggest MCR fan, and that's nostalgia.

Okay, fine, fine. Put it on, put it on. You can summon an entire generation. Just put the Black Parade album cover on. Oh man, what else is there? I feel like we're... Wait, are these sounds or just things? Just things. Instant nostalgia. Instant nostalgia.

lively overlay. The lively logo? Sorry, no, sorry. I meant hyperchem too. Oh, the unreached hyperchem two overlay. I mean, yeah. That hits me right in the feels. Whatever I see anything with that, I'm like, it fucking takes me back.

It takes me back so much. Seeing the fucking unregistered hypercam two. Yeah, that is, that is nostalgia. Or that fucking sound to all the YouTube videos, when they would start them up with the note pants, and they'd be like, today, we're gonna learn about, and they would have that, to have that.

It's, it's all like the cod intros for me. It's just, uh, no, no, you know the one.

Uh, type in YouTube, uh, YouTube notepad, uh, music. This is just Windows movie maker. Wait,

wait, no, wait, what? That's every time we touch. Yeah, that's, that's,

that's every time we touch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like those, yeah, like those ones. Yeah,

the golden era of YouTube music. Yeah, yeah, this. I remember this. They always had the same fucking music. This one.

Oh, too. Yeah. I remember this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I remember that. Fucking music. Oh my God.

And they unroasted hypercam too in the thing. Okay, yeah, no, you guys have been nostalgic about it. It's all good. I'm nostalgic about unregistered hypercouncy. That's that for me. Um, okay. So Skype, Skype, Skype. Yeah.

The Skype, the Skype, the Skype sound. The Skype call sounds. Skype call sound or the, um. Golden Ledge the internet. Yeah, Skype call sound or the MSN-Poke. Emerson-N-Poke sound. I think the Skype one was more. Skype? Yeah.

Because that was like, the first time you were to fucking call your friends, dude? Yeah, that's true. That's true. I feel like- Can we just hear the Skype sound? Let's just test. Let's just test. Oh, they aren't gone. I can do it for you. I know you can do it, Joe.

I still hear that, by the way, with my parents. You know what? I had a thought just now when I saw it, I was like, I think the reason why that like, we're, like just a generation a bit more social is that when like the webcam stuff came out we didn't fucking hesitate no yeah and just sit there for like hours yeah we're like what's wrong with this yeah whereas now it's like I'd rather cut my penis off than get on a four like a video call it's like voice is enough yeah you know what I mean yeah I will do everything in my power not to turn that camera yeah you couldn't back in the day you couldn't have a Skype call without

the webcam yeah it was kind of like he just did it because it was so fucking cool and novel that like you could have a camera and you were just so used to talking to people via webcam. Totally. Totally. Oh, yeah. This is, I don't know why this reminded me of this, because I'm going back to fucking pet peeves. Just on a tangent. People who leave voice messages.

How do you feel about that? Like on the phone? I mean, they're kind of obsolete now. No, no, no, no. Like, have you ever, have you ever? Yeah, I know you mean. Like, like modern day. Like instead of a text.

In a chat. It's very nothing problem. In a chat, they will leave a voice message. It's not like an ick. Oh, I like doing voice. No, I love that. You like that shit? Yeah.

Fuck, message. Because message, you fucking, dude, you have to like, like, if it's a long message, I'm like, why don't you send me some voice message, you'll call me, man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So long to read. I've, I used to not like that, but I've come around now where I think it's just more efficient. If you, especially if you know.

I think it is. No, I think it is more efficient. And it gets across intent better, I think. Because, like, sometimes I feel like emotion can be lost. You can lose the nuance in a text message. Sometimes it's just like I open a voice message and it's just like, um, so, uh, yeah, so, uh, what I, uh, want to say is, yeah, I was, uh, we, I was thinking and I was just like, bro.

I mean, to be fair, 90% of the voice messages that like I receive or I send to people is just us making stupid sounds. Okay. It's just like, ho-yo! Because like, I'm, I'm in the mindset of just like, text, get me all the information. and get it in a way I can access easily, or just call me. I like calling. Yeah, yeah.

The easiest way now is to just call. Yeah, all right. Side tangent. The dial-up sound. Mm. I don't know. I mean, but I don't feel great about it. Okay. The AOL sound, you mean?

AOL, yeah. Yeah. Kind of. Oh, man. If Connor, if Connor's not. Yeah. I just feel like I don't look back at that fondly. It's trauma.

Because I just make you think my mom being like, get off, I have to make a phone call. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. While I'm, like, trying to sign up to, like, Digimon World Online. And, you know, I'm trying to get through the first stage. Okay, what about the fucking runescape title music? Oh, my God, yes. Runecape title, unfortunately.

Can we play it? Can we play it? Just so people hear it. Play the OG runescape title music. So good, bro. Like, the first thing you hear when you're logging in. So good. So good.

This is so nostalgic for me. So good. Oh fucking national anthem of millennials right here Yeah this Oh my God That flashback to all that time in Rooscape

I feel sad that I missed the Rooscape hype Bro I knew friends that played this It was the fucking peak It was so good So good Fuck this makes me I want to play Rooscape again

It was so sick Because like you and your friends Would all maybe play a Runecape And like you would just talk But like you probably were never doing the same shit And it was kind of fun because whenever you did all like team back up, it was like the fucking Avengers. Yeah.

Because you would be like, all right. Like, because I was a woodcutting fiend. Yeah. That was what I did. Whereas my boys loved fishing. I was fishing. And like they were like, they were farming lobsters on that cove after the mountain pass. They would sit there all day.

And whereas I was in the grand exchange fucking hitting those U-trees fighting off people. And that's where I had spent like most of my days. Hell yeah. And it was just like so beautiful about it. It was such a fucking golden time to be alive. Yeah. It was the best time to be a child. And it's before MMO's got insanely complicated.

Yeah. You could just play that on the biggest piece of shit laptop. And it was very easy to keep track of everything. Yeah. It was just great. It was amazing. Totally. If you had to pick a song, what would it be?

Like a pop song? Any song where you hear it and you're just like... The fucking cha-cha slide brings back like fucking nostalgic nightmares. It is instant nostalgia, but I hate it. Is it? Yeah, because like to me, I just get reminded of memes. Because I didn't really like... Did you not have that? They always play out like the school disco. No, not really.

Like school dance, they always fucking play it? I don't think so. I don't remember playing in the school discos. Really? Yeah, they don't play it in your school? Maybe they did, maybe they didn't. Fair enough. Rossi was always like something like, now that I think about, now that looking back to it is like, that wasn't appropriate for a year five disco.

Like, they're playing like fucking sexy back. Like, that's... Yeah, they play that too. Yeah. I have more of a... Than like Cotton Eye Joe. Yeah, or Cotton Eye Joe. I'm just like...

Well, that's back now. It is it? There's a lot of memes. Hell yeah. I don't know what was popular in like, you know, the Australian scene. Yeah. But like, there are two songs that got played at every bar,

every club, everywhere you go out drinking at university time. Yeah. And it is Mr. Brightside and Kings of Leon sex on fire. Oh, I mean, Kings of Leon, I don't know, Australian. I hear those songs and it just brings me back to like... There's no nostalgia for that, though.

Well, Kings are, they're Australians, so yeah, it's gonna be hard to find the last four we need here. Yeah. It's, I think a song is difficult because, you know, depending on where you were, it's like completely different. Yeah. You know, uh, actually, you know what? What about the fucking...

Oh, I got the song. What? Fucking soldier boy. No, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, what was that song from Newgrounds, the like, Ultimate battle song. Oh, the ultimate showdown of also in history. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, that one. We have to put that on. Just that animation in

general. Yeah, like that's nostalgic as fun. I remember everyone fucking learning that in my school. Oh, yeah, everyone learned it. It's the first rap song in any child learned. Yeah, put that on. Yeah, come on. All like, no, no, no. I mean, I hated it, but it's nostalgic as far. I don't feel nostalgia when I hear something. I got, because I just... Apple bottom jeans.

That one as well. I actually feel nostalgic that one as well, even though. The whole club looking at her. See it the flower! Next thing you know! Oh my God. It's fucking awful, dude. Every fucking school disco I played that.

Just showing your rage. Saturday morning cartoons. Yeah, but what's like... Which one? Just like in general, like cartoons on weekends. All of above. All of them? Like, it's like which Saturday morning cartoon makes you feel nostalgic, though?

Ed and Nett. If I see any of them. Ed and Eddie. I see like Teenagers, Samurai Jack Samurai Jack Johnny Bravo All of them

It's the golden age of Cartoon Network Yeah Power Puff girls fucking Dex's Lab All right That one's hard Because they're all

kind of encompassing I mean we can just say We can just say cartoon now Yeah Cartoon Network Cartoon Network Yeah just put the cartoon network Yeah

Just put the Cartoon Network It was like I think recess was just before that I guess And that was on They said They add that for like

fucking forever They did reruns for a while for a while. Oh, okay, okay. Still around when I was like leaving high school. Okay, okay. Two more.

Two more. Hmm. Honestly, whenever you went to a fast food place and they had like a fucking play park. Yes. The McDonald's. McDonald's play park.

They had like the fucking pipe system. Yeah. I know there's still a couple around but it used to be like a given that you would have one. I mean, that's when like McDonald's McDonald's. Yeah, that's when McDonald's looked like a theme park.

And then sometimes even they would have like, I know it's super rare, but they might have like video games there as well. Oh yeah, I don't remember that. That's like a video game system. Yeah, yeah. I remember my local one had a GameCube that you could play. That's so fucking sick.

Yeah. Hell yeah, yeah, McDonald's play pants. Oh shit. One more, one more. The Nokia 3310. I'm down. I'm down asking my dad if I could play snake on his phone. Yeah.

My mom had to play snake. Just don't, growing the battery, son. I gotta make five phone calls later. Yeah, the Nokia snake. And good memes, good memes. Yeah, good memes. Sit around, but I, if I see one in real life,

someone has one in real life, I'd be like, no fucking way! That was the peak of engineering. Yeah. Back in the day. It still is. I think, like, you can still use it as a phone, too. Yeah, probably.

Probably. Oh my God, that's screen, dude. Oh, wow. Oh my God, I miss that shit. All right, well, there you go. That's our three by three. for instant nostalgia, which, unless you are between the ages of 25 and 35, you'll be like, what the fuck?

Yeah, any Gen Zia's, you probably would have something very, very different than this. All we're going to say, Gen Zia's is that we had a better childhood than news. But I think that's it for three-by-threes for now. And hey, let us know what our three-by-threes were like for this episode. We have plenty more prompts, so if you guys want to see a part two of this, we can do another one. But hey, look at all these patrons. Let us know what your personal three by threes were for any of the themes that we said.

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