Trash Taste Podcast - We Rated the BEST and WORST Things of All Time | Trash Taste #213

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

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Oh, we're rolling? Oh, we're rolling. Put your phone away. Oh, oh. Cameras! Ah! Whoa! That's how we're starting.

So yeah, just, Runei, can you cut to just like them screaming so we can jump scare all this? No, don't do that. No, you gotta have the contact. We're recording. It'd be funny. All right, all right, all right. I gotta put on my persona quickly.

What? Your persona? My trash tea's persona. Oh, your professional persona. Yes, my professional persona. Yesterday I went to the gym. It's just completely unreal. I just thought you should know this.

Oh, yeah. I was doing the chess machine and then I just let out like a massive far accident when I pushed it. But then I looked around and I was like, all right, everyone was also using headphones. I should be okay. Little did they know they had that shit on transparent.

Yeah, I'm aware. And they all heard it. It's like, damn, is that part of the song? You don't think it is. Even if I ripped the loud, it wasn't that loud, but it was loud enough where like, if you were like two machines ever, you definitely hear like, you've done.

Yeah. I think if I lift the loudest, earth-changing fart in the gym, I don't think anyone would say anything. It's not even about like the loudness of a fart, though. It's about like the substance, you know? Like, you could have like, the most- The loudness- No, the most embarrassing farts are the ones where it's like,

no, the most embarrassing thoughts aren't even the loudest ones. They're the ones that sound like, like, you know when you like roll a marble across a wooden floor? Like the grr. What? The ones were like just a little bit too wet. This one was like a sonic jet passing.

It was like a moment for you. Yeah, yeah, it was, it was. Because I was going for the last rap. I didn't hold that. It's like, boom! Dude it happens, man, it happens. I know it happens. No one heard though, I think.

You know what you know what Sidney asked me last night? What? She was like, genuinely, gone, genuinely. I just, I just need like a genuine. an answer. Why do guys find poops and farting funny? And I'm like, it's the funniest thing in the world. Every guy goes through that transition during their teenage years where, you know, as a kid, you look at like poo-poo-poo-pee and you're like, ha-ha, really funny. And then you get to around like age 14, 15 and you're like, I'm old now. I'm mature enough to not find poop-poo-pee

joke's funny. I'm going to listen to some actual sophisticated comedy. And then, Sometime around 1819, you're like, nah, poop poop peevee's funny. You're still for 180. I'm wondering why girls don't find it. Yeah. It's hilarious. Yeah, well.

Anyway, hey, welcome back to another trash taste podcast. What a cold open. I'm Joey and I'm with the poo-poo-pipy boys, Canton Connor. And we're not- Can you say poo pee-poo-poo-poo-poo-a- Oh my god, bro.

If I can't say poo-poo-poo-piby anymore, I'm over. It's okay, it's okay, yeah. If I just don't know, I just don't know. If I couldn't, I'm done with this platform genuinely. But we're not even talking about poopoo pee-poo today. We're gonna be talking about the opposite of that. The goats of things, the greatest of all time.

So we're kind of ripping this off of complex does this on the YouTube channel called Goat Talk, where- I didn't know this, I pitched the idea. I saw someone do a video on the goats of science. And I was like, we can make some dumb categories out of this. And Joey told me someone else's already done it. Someone else has already done. So it's true trash days fashion,

we're gonna hijack that. We filled up trashbox coon with a bunch of, I guess prompts of the goat of something. And not only are we gonna try and discuss the goat, the greatest of all time, by the way, of whatever the category is, but we're also gonna go the opposite direction as well and figure out the wote of something.

This is my first time ever hearing the wote. Yeah, the worst of all time. So the goat means, obviously, you will know this because you watch us, the greatest of all time. Wote is the worst of all time. Right, okay, okay. So we're gonna pull one out, discuss what the goat is, and then discuss what the woe is.

And then- Are they like normal things, or they're like weird? I think they're gonna be, some of them are normal. I think some of them are gonna be like, I'd never had to think about the goat of this particular thing. Yeah, I think most of them are a bit of a curveball. So we try to admit any categories like the goat anime series or the goat's video games.

Yeah, we've talked about those and enough trash days episodes before. So, all right, here we go. But we got some wild ones in there. All right, let's, all right, what are we still? We got a lot in here, all right. Lots to discuss today. All right, here we go.

Oh, I just lost my ring in there. Well, it's gone. Okay, wow, we're off the bat. Goat thing, I'll never watch or play. So. So, you know my answer, guys. No, no, no, no, no, no. You've watched a little bit of it.

I mean, yeah, I've, well, that's for a future. Yeah, that's a future. So I'm not going to. So people think I'm going to say four metal alchemist, but no, that's, that is, that is something that I'm going to watch. So this is something that we recognize as like, like this is the greatest thing that I will absolutely just,

I have no intention. We know that it's the goat, but we're not gonna watch it or play it. I know I'd even like it, but I'm not gonna consume it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I gotta think about this. So God and I're gonna admit full metal alchemists and arcane because I think there's enough societal pressure

for us to watch it eventually. I don't think there's any goaded anime that I wouldn't watch. So I'm gonna, it's any anime as well. Yeah, I don't know. Trying to think video game. Yeah, I'm trying to think video games

because I feel like I've seen all the goats of anime. Yeah. Not the modern goats though, Joey. Oh, there aren't any, so. I would if there was one. In terms of movies, does citizens cane count? Does that you know, that's too, I mean, it's too small, too small.

Too small? What's too small? Too small? What the fuck does that mean? Too small. No one cares. I've seen Citizen Kane. I know you fucking have.

I have. Have you watched it just to be pretentious about it? I've watched it just. He definitely has. Is that why you watched it? So you could be like, I watched Citizen Kane. It was twofold.

It was that and also the fact that, it was absolutely that, but also the fact that it's like, you know, you hear about Citizen Kane always ranked as like the goat movie of all times. So I was like, okay, well, how goaded could it be? I need to know. I watched it.

It's all right. It's like, I get why like it was a massive phenomenon back in the day, because that movie came out like what, the 50s or something, the 60s? I don't know, it was very, very old movie. It would have been like mind-blowing for back in the day, but like you watch it now, it's just like, yeah, it's just another old, weird movie, you know?

Yeah. This is actually harder than I think, I thought, because when I'm thinking about-1941. Wow, it's even older than I thought. Can we go to the IMDB top movie? of all time. I'm curious to see if there's any ones that I haven't seen. Oh no, I remember why I watched season Kane is because I was going, I was, I was on a role

to watch all the Orson Wells movies. That already, Joe. That already. So out of these ones, I have not seen Shindler's List. What the fuck, why? I haven't seen Shindler's List. Oh, that's a brilliant movie. You haven't seen Lord of the Rings either?

Yeah, I haven't. Well, I haven't, I've seen Return of the King actually, But I haven't seen the- No, no, no, no. Guys, I have two witnesses right here. Starting it halfway through in a hotel room does not count as watching it. Did I not sit down with both you and we viewed the entire thing?

No, we were talking through it. No, we didn't watch it. It was just on the background. 12 Angry Man, you seen that? No, I've seen that. I've seen that. I've seen that. I am probably never gonna watch the Godfather Part two.

What? Why not? I'm... It's a good movie. Which is you watch Godfather Part 1. Yeah. And you felt, like I don't want to know anymore. Is it.

Oh no, I know, I know what Garn's one is. It was ight. It wasn't just I don't. It was a masterpiece. What the fuck are you talking about? It's a masterpiece. Yeah, okay. You're not cool, Gant.

You're not cool for saying Godfather's mid. All right. You know, no one thinks you're cool for that, all right? That is a shit take. I didn't think Godfather was, it was just a little bit long. And this is three and a half. Oh, my. Oh, my.

Let's get you some short, man. This is three and a half. Half hours long, man. I literally watched it last week, it was great. Yeah, got it. I watched part two last week. Did you watch part three? I'd not watch part three.

Okay. He implored me and begged me not to watch. Yeah, don't watch part three. It's a massive drop off from part two. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Sometimes I just got that TikTok brain nowadays. And this is- You can't watch a three-hour thing. Especially when it's this good as well.

There's some like fantasy elements in it, you know? I'm like, I'm like, okay. It's too grounded, guys. It's too real. A lot of the rings, I can see myself watching. Godfather, part one. I can critically say it was a fantastic moment. I know what, actually, I know what Gant's answer is.

Johnwick, part three. Goaded and you'll never wash it. The more, like, being a trash taste viewer is just realizing that Gantt really have the shittest opinions all along. He seems like he has the best ones at first. I think, actually, I just know what I like. I think I know what my answer would be.

I don't know, I mean, it's goaded to some people, but what's the Avengers movie with Thanos in it? Endgame? Yeah, I haven't seen that. Did you watch Infinity War? You didn't watch any Marvel movies. I've never seen any of the Avengers movies. Did you didn't watch like Infinity War or anything? No, never seen an Avengers movie.

I don't think it's goaded. I don't know a lot of people say it's goaded. No, it's because they have, for more, Oh, I know, I actually know, I'm changing my answer. It was hyped though, I will admit. Yeah. But it wasn't like the best thing ever. Okay.

The most, the goaded TV or movie series that I'm probably never going to watch, Saving Private Ryan. You've never seen saving Private Ryan? Nope. I have never seen it. I just, I just find war movies boring. I just, that is my personal preference. I, not, not,

Ancient war movies, but especially like World War I, World War II. So you've never seen like Apocalypse now? No. I'm never gonna watch that either. I've never watched apocalypse. Oh, but I'm gonna- but I plan on watching that.

Yeah. Goaded movie or game or TV show that. I mean, you watch Godfather, right? That's same director. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, and there's new movies coming out that looks like a mess. Yeah. Yeah, is there anything?

What the fuck is 12th fall? Fail. Failed. The real story of IPS officer An IRS officer. What about any games? Have you played every- What's a goaded game that I have played

that you just think I never will? The Witcher 3. I might play it. Skyron? Hmm? Skyron? I'm trying to give you a definitive answer. I know I'm not gonna play.

See, the thing is, is that like you've played. That's pretty goaded. To be fair, you've already gone through a couple of the ones that I thought you were never gonna play, like Final Fantasy 7. I'm gonna go, man. If something's genuinely good, I'm down to watch. That's the thing.

Like, I'm not close-minded like these guys. What would it be for me when it comes to games? Because I'm very particular when it comes to games, right? So- It's not even though. Sometimes not even, but I'm gonna defend that. I'm just not being close-minded. You guys are close-minded ninkum poops.

You guys can't open your mind and watch something outside of it. The big difference between me and you, Connor, is that you'll watch something you know you won't like out of spite. And I don't have time for that shit. There's no powerful motivator, like, spite. And I don't like wasting my time. This is not even about open mind. I'm just like, sometimes you just know

you're not gonna like something, even though it's like critically. I thought I wouldn't like Final Fantasy much, but I liked it. Yeah. So I thought I wouldn't like it. And I liked it. Anyway, keep strolling.

I'll just keep scrolling until we find something. Just you can go through. Yeah, I wonder if there's the good, the bad, and the ugly. That's good movie. Joey has seen every old movie. Well, yeah, my dad made me watch a lot of these growing up. One Flavik Tugus Ness, also a good movie.

Would you ever watch, what's like Joey's favorite movie? Um, I like, uh, 2001 Space Odyssey. I'd watch that. It's not my favorite. It's not your favorite. Don't assume just because it's like, oh, space and weird and old. Joey will like, I do like it. But it's not my favorite.

It's not my favorite. I feel like I'm down to watch a lot or play a lot. Actually, I mean, what's a goaded visual novel? Goaded visual novel? Yeah. A goaded visual novel? Ooh. Depends what genre, really.

All of them. All of them. All the visual novels that are goaded. I'm never playing them. Cotto a show jo is pretty goaded. I'm not playing that. 100% confidence telling you, I'm not playing that. Yeah.

You're not playing that? What about any books for you? Most. Most. Such a close mind. person. Never down to try anything. I've just had my medium. Just every book, every book, any book.

If you want me to spite read books, I'll start spight reading books. Oh, I would love to see that. Listen, I'll come back knowledgeable. What about you, Joey? Oh man, I don't know. I'm thinking, okay. Let's lock in. If we're not, I think of a game, what's a game that everyone says goaded,

but I probably will never get around to playing? Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead 2. Yeah. I haven't played that and everyone says, It's amazing. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I played Red Dead one. I've, zero bones in my body wanna play Red Dead two. I don't think I was ever gonna play it.

Yeah. I actually think I was like this close to starting Red Dead two yesterday actually. I was like, yeah, I want a new game to start. Mass Effect series, I'm never playing that. I would like to play it. I just, there's a difference between like, I do want to play it but I just haven't gotten around to it

and ones where I'm like, I look at it and I'm like, nah. Like arcane for me, right? Where I'm just like, nah, nah. I'm fine. Is it because you do? Think you won't like Arcane or is it because you, because it's popular? No, I just like how people get pissed off at it.

At the fact that I haven't seen it. I spite, see, Connor spite watches. I spite not watch. I doubt it. These, these two guys. Yeah, but the thing is, I watch it so I can give an informed opinion. Jerry doesn't.

Yeah, I just like pissing people off because it's funny. Yeah, it's funny because like I used to be like you and then I realized giving an informed opinion, It's never enough. You could hate something, given a form of opinion. Yeah, exactly. And it's still not enough for you.

So I'm just like, oh, yeah, what's the point? Oh yeah, 100% people get like, they're like, oh, he didn't play it right. Yeah, yeah. He didn't understand it the right way, actually. He didn't watch it the right way. It's like, oh, you didn't like that movie. Watch it again.

It's like, no, I didn't like it the first time. Yeah, I mean, yeah, those people are never satisfied. Yeah, exactly. All right, uh, woe doesn't work with this one, so let's move on. Yeah. Because the worst of all time, you'd never watch your plate. There's a lot.

All right, next one. What is the goat slang word? Oh, there's so many goat slang words. Are we talking like internet slang words? Or just any slang words? Any slang word? Well, Australia has a ton of slang that I love. We're not here to fuck spiders is my favorite.

That's more of a phrase. That's a slang word. What does that mean? We're not here to fuck spiders. It means we're not here to waste time. Yeah, but that's a phrase. I don't think that counts. You're talking about one word.

You need one word, one word. One word. One word. Uh, ooh. Joe's is probably like Gat or something. Joe always says Gat. No, no, no. I do like Gat.

If it's, if it's goaded, you would still be saying it 10 years down the line. You know, it's, it can't be something like fucking skibbitty or Riz or some shit like that. This is we're not gonna be saying in 10 years. We're not gonna be saying Riz and 10 years. We are not gonna be saying. Okay, in that case then for me it would be shish.

Like, shooosh! I still say that. I love that one. Your kids can have brain rot, Joey. Oh, I know. All of our kids are gonna have brain rock, that's the society we live in. Slang do I use all the time, I have done.

L? No, no, no, no, I don't use it. It's gonna be in it, in it? In it? In it, in it's just gonna stay. I know, I know it might be a bit more boring, you know, less. Just count?

We can say, I gotta bleep that on YouTube. Or that's not a slang words. That's not a slang. That's not, yeah. What about bruh? Bro. Brow, I'm probably abusing. Yeah, oh, I still use bro.

Shit, actually, yeah, bruh. Brough? Brough, I still. Bro or like dog or like any of those. Any word you use to like, you know, point to somebody in a non-threatening way. I'd agree on bruh. Yeah, bro, bro is just so easy to use.

Brose, bro is goaded. It's not even bro, it's bro. Yeah. Do you're gonna be saying goaded in 10 years? Goaded? I reckon, yeah. I feel like it's circulated enough at this point. I feel like greatest of all time

was a phrase that, you know, was around for a very, very long time. When did the word goat originate? Let's find that out. No, we're just gonna get pictures of goats. Goat origin. Well, goats actually, the 1990s. 1990s? 1990s?

Yes. The full expression was used by the box of Muhammad Ali. Okay, well, when it's in, in reference to himself. That's why he's the goat. You know, when a goat coins the term, that's how you know

that's going to stay. I feel like goat is going to stay. I feel like goat is going to stay around. I think so. I feel like it is. Oh, it shows you the trend of when the word is being used over time. Yeah.

Isn't that crazy now? Because they've scanned so many books. Yeah. See the word usage over time. Yeah, I mean, goat is an interesting word. But then I guess it's a goat as well. Yeah, it's a go. But it's also like,

like, I guess evolved into like a verb or something's all like, goaded. Yeah, goaded. Which makes no sense. Grace of all time did. That thing, it's evolved to do as good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, now it's very good.

Okay, then in, in, right, okay, we've all agreed on brobing the goat slang. What's the wot slang? Skibitty. Yes. No one uses that though. Do you know anyone in real life who says skibbitty, unironically?

The problem is, Joey, that no one does use it unironically until you introduce it into your vocabulary long enough that you start using. How do you even use the words skewety in a sentence? Just, uh. Or is it just like a thing that you say in like expression? Like, oh, scimity! Like, what was some old internet slang that died?

That was really cringe. Raw? Raw. Raw. Raw. Raw. Raw. But I never used that in a sentence.

in a sentence though. I would say low. Oh, I've used it in a lot of M-Assain messages back in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you do like something you say out loud, you know. Oh, dude, people like, MySpace era kids would say that shit, I are up. Really? Yeah, I've heard them. I was not around those people.

I was around those people and they would say raw. He was that person. I wasn't that person, but my friends were. Like, they had the fucking raccoon highlights and shit. Oh. Yeah, they would say raw. Joe, Joe, Joe. It's okay, Joe.

I've seen you, I've seen your avatar. Joe. You are our concentrated furry. What are you gonna admit it? Wait, does Role, like, does it have to do with furries? I thought, I thought it came more from like the emo scene. And like the, the MySpace- I think you're correct, but I think because you're a furry,

it makes sense. It's like, it's all part of like the alternative kind of culture, I think. Yeah. Of which you are like, you know, part of, you know, I don't know, I look at you. year old profile pictures and I'm like, that's definitely raw XD energy.

I see Joey with cat ears on in his old videos, I'm like, yeah, this is the guy that says, it was from like emo. Yeah, yeah, Roar XD is from the emo. I was never an emo, so. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't an email, I was a furry, so. Was it ever not cringe to say loll out loud?

No, I say law out loud. I mean, this guy says LaMau out. LaMau. I love LaMau. I feel, I feel like LaMau only hits, if you say it in the most like, in the most monotone voice possible. I love Lamam.

I don't know, it was great. I mean, this kind of like early to mid 2000s internet slang, there was so many that just came and went so quickly, like, you remember people saying like Rufflecopter? Yeah, that was the worst one. That was the worst one. You never saw Rufflecopter?

I saw Ruff, it's, there's a difference being seeing it and actually hearing people say it. No one said Rufflecopter because you made a helicopter out of Ruffles. Yeah, yeah. I hate this. I feel like for it to be a slang word, people need to be actively saying it in a sentence.

I think people said raw though. Yeah, I, yeah, people definitely said raw out loud. So that one's definitely the word for sure. Poned. Oh God. Do you remember that? Oh yeah. I actually didn't mind poned that much. No, no.

I didn't mind that much. You got fucking poned. Yeah, get fucking poned, kid. Yeah. Nah, yeah, that, that thankfully died out. Yeah. But yeah, I think a lot of the slang words we use now, now is probably gonna go out of fashion.

I feel like, you know, I feel like Riz is gonna go out of fashion. I don't think Riz will go out of fashion though. I think it's a very good way of explaining. It's a diverse word, you know. How so? Because you can easily fit it into a sentence without it like sticking out. It's like, we, the only alternative word we have is swoon,

which unfortunately is like very. Swoon over the ladies. Yeah, I swooned her. You don't really have an equivalent word. Yeah. Kind of. A chower up or something like that. That's shit.

Riz's so much better. People would say chat her up. I don't know. I think I've rised her up is, sounds way worse. No, I chatted her up. Sounds like you managed to convince her to get in the van. Put her in the back, I chatted her up.

You know what I mean? Like, come on. No. Yes. Yes, God, yes. No, Riz, I'm calling it now. Riz is not, Riz doesn't have the staying power. All right, can we, can we have?

Same thing, like, remember, remember when we're like busing, was like the word of the month. Oh, I used to love that one. Everyone stopped using that after you. How many years do you? So you think 10 years, no one will say the word Riz anymore.

Yeah. All right. All right. Okay. We'll come back to trash taste 10 years later. Yeah. $100 to the one. $100.

To the winner. If a low stake for such a long time. If a hundred bucks over 10 years has to pay for the other kids' tuition fees. I'm getting your kid through school. He's like, don't worry son, this year's on Connor. $100 with interest.

With compounding yearly interest. All right, let's do the next one, man. Pass me this damn thing. All right. Oh, there is a lot in here. Yeah. Let's get this one. Goaded moment in your career.

Oh, okay. Oh, wow. The greatest of all time moment in your career. Quitting the BBC. That's not even a, is that part of your career or that was just the start of your career? That was the son, my real career. My best part of my career was leaving.

I don't know. God, it's hard. Meeting you guys, of course, right? Right. Oh, my God. Right, right, right, guys, right? Yes. Right, right.

Fucking L. I was, fucking Brits and Aussies can't take a single fucking compliment. I was going to say the U.S. tour. I was pretty goaded. Go on, you got a mig, boys. The U.S. was goaded.

Yeah. That was goaded. Nope, how many people can say they did that? Yeah, but like, can I be goaded when we stopped in Ohio? Yeah, I don't think it can be goaded. Well, that wasn't our choice, was it. Well, actually, it was.

It was. It was. I mean, the wot of all time was celebrating my birthday in Ohio. Bro, you did get an Ohio birthday. Yeah, I got an Ohio birthday. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, uh, I think, you know, on that, on that same vein,

I think performing at the, Hammer Smith Apollo. Oh yeah. Was a legendary, that was a legendary venue and being able to form in front of like my actual friends and family. Yeah, hell yeah. Tick that off the-

That was the biggest show we ever did too. I think in terms of capacity. And be Australia was as big, is what? Australia was a little bit under, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was going to, yeah. Hmm.

Which cyclathon are you going in corner? Yeah. No, obviously the last cyclone was great. I thought about that, but I felt like that's an easy answer. I feel like it's gonna be an easy answer. I mean, it's kind of probably the most goaded thing I've done. What else have I done that's goaded?

Be Jump King. I mean, I can join you with you. The Ascension. You bought back Sebastian Prankles. Oh yeah, I did. That was pretty good at a long time. Getting sponsored by Samsung was pretty goaded after the, you remember four years ago

when I did that ad? Oh yeah, yeah. And it caused a whole stir and like led to like a, like a whole situation, and then now, then I finally got sponsored by something. Is that, is that your goaded sponsor in your career? That was kinda my goaded sponsor

because I was like, we've come full circle, baby. We've come full circle. I think my goaded sponsor in my career was KFC. That was good. That was good. Oh, I got to, I forgot about that. I got to play the KFC, the KFC made like a visual novel,

like a romantic visual novel where you riz up the kernel. And I was gonna play it anyway and then KFC was like, we'll sponsor you. It's like, sweet. So that was pretty good. You wouldn't say, voicing in Age of Empires 2?

Yeah, I was gonna say. That was on my list. That was on the short list of potential go moments. Yeah, I don't know, really. It's hard, isn't it? It is tough. We've just done so much go-to-things. I'm just kind of got a lot of goat.

It's like to what everyone else sees versus what you weigh is like. Yeah, yeah, it's very different. I'm sure the audience who like is aware of our content will view what we have done. What's the woated? The voted moment of your career? Woted moment of my career?

Um, probably the, uh, anime rap battle. Nah, that was Gordon, man, come on. Who then, play it. Drew a cacophony, a monotony, with us quality, the Merserk CG. Shit taste as far as the eye can see. Bitch, please, you ain't got nothing on me.

That was Godin. That was definitely the opposite of Goaded. No, dude, dude, goaded rapper of that. It was a gigo great there, dude. That was goaded. Was your woded jip moment, Joe? My woded moment? Oh man, I've done a lot of terrible.

I noticed you're trying to put your hand in that bucket to pass on the woded moments. I don't know. Oh, probably when I, uh, probably when I shit on Yuri on ice when it came out. Oh, that was so funny. Yeah, that was so funny. And then I got so much backlash.

I made an apology video. Yeah, it was so funny. My only apology video ever made, which is now deleted, was me apologizing to the Euro-Nice fan base. I uploaded that and then 30 minutes later, I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Why am I apologizing for an opinion?

I remember that, that was so funny. Yeah, so I- I-in- you being like, don't listen to them, but- Yeah, don't listen to the group. Don't listen to them. You said your opinion, you said the right thing. So I saw that and I saw messages from you and like a bunch of other friends in A-Kin,

and I was just like, what am I doing? This is- Take this shit down. So I took it down. Take this shit down. All right. Ooh, okay, nice and simple. What is the goaded animal? Goat?

I mean, technically speaking, yes. I mean, like, it's... Oh, goaded animal. I know my answer. What's your answer? I'll let you guys cook first. Oh, man, I don't know. I don't want my answer to affect your answer.

Goaded as in like... Just the coolest, the bestest, whatever you want. Like, from what I think personally? You could go over, like, you can go like mosquitoes if you want kill count. You could go... You could go of like cockroaches for like never dying. Oh, man.

My personal favorite, fuck, let me say it. You know what? The mentish shrimp is my most good. Oh, that is pretty good. So fucking cool. That is goaded. That we have to like make special enclosures because we can't keep this one little bug in lines.

It smashes glass. That's the one that it can like punch at like ultrasonic speed or something, right? Or it like creates like it. It boils the water in front of it. Yeah. That's so good. And I can see in like nine different spectrums

that we can't see. Yeah. She's like what a loaded kit. And then they put it in this tiny little thing. Did you remember if bears had that? If bears could go around with sonic punches, the universe would look very different. It'd be like Kuma from Tekken.

Yeah, we'd make like a stone wall, and he'd be like smash. We'd like, fuck, we can't keep these guys out. They're unstoppable. Actually, no, I got it. Noted animal is the chicken. I was gonna say the cow. Yeah.

What the fuck? Delicious meat. What are you, babies first animal? Delicious meat. The sea is for chicken. Eggs are delicious. No, it's not even about that. Just think about if we removed cows,

how much of like Western civilization, would collapse. Not that much. What do you mean not that much? Not that much because we've got chickens. Look, we'd be saying goodbye to obviously all beef, anything with milk, cheese, butter. I'm sure with that.

You know there's milk alternatives, right? Yeah, you know goat and sheep milkies. You know, like, a lot of other animals. You know, we produce milk, right? Can't I? Like, you know, we can make human butter. You want human butter? I bet it's fine.

I bet it tastes good. Human breast milk butter? I bet it tastes fine. What are you? What are your milk? Hi, Google it. Does breast milk butter taste good? I have heard human breast milk tastes delicious.

Yes, I'm sure it's fine. Well, guess what? We've all had it, hopefully. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we have. A tiny bit sweet. What are we waiting for? So, what?

This is the girl with the milk obsession, by the way. I want more breast milk. My point being, We don't need it because then now all you really are missing out on is cows and beef. So it's like, are we really missing out that much? Well, we still have pork, we got chicken. We have beef substitutes now.

We're chilling. Yeah, we got lots of different. So I think I've just concretely destroyed your argument with facts of logic. I think all of France would just commit, actually, no, that's a good thing. That's a good thing to happen. That's a good thing to happen.

That's a good thing. I'm kidding, French people, I'm sorry. I'm kidding. I'm obliged to the British person to make those jokes. What do you mean? So like, we are, literally, we don't need cows.

But cheese, isn't it? Cheese? You can make, gone, you can make cheese with other milks. Yeah. It's not as good though. It's not as good. But it's because we haven't specced into that skill tree.

We don't know, because we're too busy, stuck in the fucking cow milk. Well, you want, you want to fucking breast milk, breast milk, uh, breast milk cheese? Guy, Google, does. Do you like Go cheese? I hate Go cheese? You don't like Go cheese?

Does this breast milk cheese taste taste good? Can we giggle that? I like go cheese. Yeah, Go cheese is fantastic. This has this aftertaste to wear that just really, really puts me off. What would cheese make from human milk taste like? It's sweet, nutty and a bit crumbly. That sounds good.

Bro, that sounds like a good brie. Like a good brewery. Like a good piece of brie. There's not enough protein, so it's very crumbly. Got it. I'm sure there's some other animal. Yeah. We can milk.

Well, we can make like goat's milk and sheep's milk. So, you know, I don't have sheep cheese exists, but goat cheese definitely exists and it's delicious. I think every other cheese I've had that it's like not from like, you know, a cow milk. is just got this really unappealing after days to where. It's a skill issue, I think. I don't know how to break it to you.

I think you've just chose the worst option I could have possibly, you chose the woe actually. Can you now pick the goat? Yeah, well, okay, what's your woe thing? It's got to be cockroaches. Yeah, it's, uh... They gotta go. I know they serve a purpose.

I just don't want them. I've said mosquito. Yeah, mosquitoes is, uh, I think mosquitoes or, uh, you know, mosquitoes on scale, in terms of being, being fucking little shits, just wasps or hornets. Oh, I mean, you just, I mean, see, because the thing is with a wasp or a hornet,

if you leave them alone, they'll 99 times out of 100, they'll leave you alone. Wasps are like, the, wasps have the, was, I swear you would have anger issues. They leave you alone. No, only if you start doing this. You know, wasps attack on site something. Mosquitoes are like, you could be asleep.

They're not even a threat, and the mosquitoes like, ha ha, that looks bussing. And then they just go in. on you. They don't care if you're like trying to swat them away. They'll try and eat you. And then at least with like a wasp, right? Like, you know, it's easy to see. A mosquito, you'll wake up sometimes to be like, how do I have like seven mosquito bites? I didn't see any of these fuckers. I was inside the whole time. By the way, I agree with the chicken one. Chicken's goaded. Chicken is goaded. Yeah, eggs are too goaded. Yeah, eggs are goaded. Yeah, there's other

eggs. There's other eggs. Con up, you call on you. There are other eggs. Name one egg replacement that it's even comparable to chicken eggs. Oh wow. Oh, I love a scrambled quail eggs. What about a duck egg? Oh, no, yeah, dog. You know what, Joe, fuck you actually? Ducks, we eat ducks? No, actually, fried chicken's pretty good though.

Yeah, fried chicken is. I did, I went to a vegan restaurant. It's one I like a lot, not because it's vegan, but because they do a bomb pasta. Okay. Really good. And they had like an optional like side menu. you could get for like with your course.

I didn't want anything and they were like, but you, and it's Japan, so they're like, what do you mean? It has a free side item, you should pick one. I was like, I don't want anything. And they were like, okay, fine, picked something, it's like, okay, the fried chicken. And obviously it's the vegan place.

Yeah. It's soy meat fried chicken. It tasted beyond awful. It was vile. It was like flaky and like crumbly. I've had a lot of soy meats before, but I don't think I've ever had a like fried. Yeah, I don't,

I mean, it's still getting there. Yeah, like grilled, grilled soy meat is pretty good, but. Yeah. I think vegan cheese is pretty good now. Vegan cheese is good. It's pretty hard to, sometimes it gets pretty hard to distinguish between, like,

when that happens that I can't distinguish vegan cheese from normal cheese, then I will retract the cow. Can you taste the difference? Can you taste the difference between regular cheese and vegan cheese? Yeah, I mean, I haven't tasted any good ones, yeah, So, you know. Oh, I mean, we're also in Japan.

It's also like, I don't think there's much interest here. Yeah, I mean, I didn't think they didn't even have some cheese. You know, I can buy vegan cheese for my supermarket. What? Yeah. It's, mind you, it's a tiny fucking package. I'll be lucky if I can get a block of fucking cheddar here. Yeah.

Yeah. I can't even get normal cheese here. Yeah. Let alone fucking vegan cheese. The way the fuck are you guys living. Like in the supermarket, they'll have like one block of cheddar. Yeah. Yeah.

That's it. Really? That's the only cheese. Maybe it's just my supermarkets. Maybe if I'm lucky, they'll have like a red lester. I got like kind of a half aisle of cheese. What the fuck? Where do you live?

In the cheese area, I guess. I know there's like, there's a lot of areas you can import it and stuff, but I don't really feel like I'm that obsessed with cheese that I want to import it. Yeah. And I don't really think I should be eating a bunch of cheese. You know, there's cheese taste good,

but there are a lot of health judgments that kind of eating. Too much cheese. I didn't know this. Apparently releases endorphins when you eat cheese. So that's why a lot of people, even though they aren't actually like, like the flavors a lot,

they really like eating cheese. I mean, yeah, I'm obsessed with eating cheese. Yeah, and I thought about this, so I was like, yeah, sometimes I don't really like the taste much of cheese, some cheeses, but I will just keep eating it. I don't know why. It's like a drug.

I think so, yeah, I finally. It's like, I've been cheese free for three years now. Casomorphin. Yeah, sorry, not endorphin, sorry, I'm sorry, really is dopamine. That's what I meant, sorry, sorry. Sorry, misspoke. Isn't that just like most foods though?

Yeah, because chocolate's the same, right? Yeah. No, not all foods do it. But cheese does it. Cheese and chocolates, I think, have both of these. All right, well, we're all sidetracked. All right, anyway, yeah, so we can agree goat animal is chicken?

No, mantis shrimp. We all agree on mantis shrimp, right? I agree with your name. In terms of like build? Yeah. Just like. In terms of just like, Chadness. In terms of like build, then yeah,

Mantis shrimp, I think. It's like the full strength build in ruins, I think praying mantis is up there as well, if we're talking like builds. It's okay. Bro, it is like, praying mantis is pretty badass. Praying mantis will meet, right?

And then fucking cut the fucking head off their mate after they're done. Why do we respect that? I would rather a monogamous animal that didn't kill its partner. Is there a monogamous animal? We're not very good at it. All right, next one.

All right, next one. God, I want some cheque. Now, God, get that cheeseboard off the screen, man. That looks too bust. I know. What is the goaded quote from any movie or TV show? Oh. Oh.

It's bad that I just, Tropic Thunder. Which one? No, I don't say which one. That's just a goaded movie. There's so many good quotes of that movie. Oh, man. All right. Okay, let's not include anime in this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, in terms, okay, I don't think this is the go, but in terms of like the most recognizable, widely used quotes that people would know, would it be like, may the force be with you? Is that the most? No, it's Luke, I'm your father would it be.

No, may the force be with you is like. See, Luke, I'm your father is. I know, that's not what he says. That's like what everyone. Yeah, everyone misremembered. I'd say that I'm your father is way more famous. Yeah, no, I'm your father. The fuck's just I'm forces with you.

May the Force be with you? I mean, that's, they got a fucking, they made a fucking day after it. Yeah, may the fourth be with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Google most iconic Star Wars lines. Most iconic. The other iconic Star Wars line is the one where,

the, what the fuck's the- May the Force be with you. May the Force be with you. That's, that's- Now the other one, the other, the other, the other quoted one on Star Wars is the one where it's like, Princess Leia. Yeah, it's just boring.

Princess Leia is like, I love you to start, Hans Sola and then he says, I know. I know. What a, what a, that is the real graded call. That's a coded line. And Stahler's like, it's a trap. It's a trap, it's a trap. Oh yeah.

All right, but that I don't think. Say my name, Walter White. Say my name. Okay, say my name. Okay, that is pretty. There's so many good quotes from Breaking Bad though. Like tons. Put your dick away, Walter.

Put your dick away, Walter. I'm not gonna fuck it now. What about? but I'll be back. Oh, God, yeah. I mean, I'm saying these now, and it's just like, have these quotes... Any Arnold Schwarzenegger quote?

Have these quotes, like, turd, like, they were badass for their time, I'm sure, but have they turned into, like, cliche and cringe now? No, what about the miss, my favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger ones, is the one where he's Mr. Freeze in the Batman movie. He's like, what killed the dinosaurs?

The Ice Age! And then he blasted ice soup. It's my favorite. What are the most? famous movie quotes of all time. He's such that up. See, that's the thing, right? It's like, there's a difference between, like,

one, like, absolute standout quote in a movie versus a movie that's just full of so many quotes, you know? Yeah, yeah, I mean, I would be, I would be interested to see if there is a quote that meets, like, number one, may the force, my God. Fuck, I was, I was right. You were so right.

I was so right. I was so wrong. There's no place like, oh. I was so confidently wrong. I'm the king of the world, Titanic. I don't know. How is that a fucking famous book? Get it out of it.

It's a famous scene in Titanic. I guess so. Carpe Diem? Cees the day. That is pretty good. We're gonna need a bigger boat from Jules. Oh yeah. We're gonna need a bigger boat.

That's still, I'll be back, Terminator. Yeah, no, these are famous quotes, but I'm wondering, do any of these quotes like mean anything to you? No, that's probably gonna pick a quote that we like and is our goat. That's, it's not about the goate one. It's our goat.

Our goat? Our goat. I mean, some, Some of us, okay, with the greatest of all time discussion, there needs, you can't just pick a fucking quote that no one, no one knows and no one uses a need.

Well, I'm not gonna pick one no one fucking knows. I wanna pick no one that no one knows. Yeah, that wouldn't be a quote. It would just be a line you like. Yeah, exactly. My personal favorite is, uh, is a, run you fools in Lord of the Rings. Run you fools.

Yeah, I love that one. I love that one. I always say it as well. That one's great. I quote that one so fucking much. you shall not pass. You know, obviously that one is more well known, but in daily life, I say run, you fools, way more.

Yeah, what's a quote, what's a movie quote that you use on a daily basis, like in real life? I don't fucking know. Like run you fools for instance. Run you fools. I'm trying to think of like movie quotes that I have actually used in real life and my vocabulary is just fucking memes most of the time.

I think the only one I use, like I have used in conversation before is, it's not even like a memorable scene from Pulp Fiction, but it's the scene where like Marcellus, Say one again. Oh yeah, say what again, yeah, that one as well, but also the one where like Bruce Willis's character saves Marcel's walls from Zed and then Bruce Wilson's

character's like, you're okay man? And then Marcellus is like, no, I'm quite fucking far from okay. I love that one. But yeah, the same one again. I love that line. I do quote that quite a lot. I dare you, I double day you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

I can quote that whole thing, I love that movie. Oh, there's a, just like, actually, this is a quote from that scene that I do use pretty often. Hmm. Now that is a tasty burger. What the fuck. Big Kahuna burger. The cornerstone of Amy Nutrition breakfast.

Every time I go to America, that quote is just like free real estate. That is a tasty burger. I also love that scene in Pulp Fiction where Marcellus is like walking across the road with the donuts and he just like stops and looks at Bruce Wilson's character and just goes, motherfucker. Just anything from a Quentin Taranty. It's so good. It's so insanely quotable. Any of those will be go for me. Okay, fair enough.

Fair enough. What's your gut then gone? Um. May the force will be with you? No. No. It's not good. None of these, uh, none of these.

Can you scroll down a bit more? Yeah, can you scroll down? What else is there? What else is there? My precious. Houston, we have a problem. There's no crying in baseball. I've never heard of that one.

E.T. phone home. Oh, you can handle the truth. Oh yeah, that's a great point. I watched that scene at least once a year. at least once a year, because I think that scene is just a fucking master. You wanna know the truth? You can handle the truth.

Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. Did they originate that quote? In The Godfather Part two. I think so. What? I did not know that. Is that where that quote originated from?

I think it might be. Can you Google that quote? You see what it says? It's right at the bottom. Number 21. Yeah, number 21. There's no way they coined that phrase. That's like a very, that's like a very daily

an iconic phrase people say. It might have gotten so famous from this movie that people have forgotten where the origins. We'll quote it like it's... Today I learned... Oh no, often attributed to Machiavelli or Sun Tzu. Oh, no, it was actually first said. Wait, click on it.

Yeah, click on that. Yeah, they're going to write it. Yeah. Today I learned... Was actually first said by Michael Colione in Godfather Part 2? Wow. What the fuck? Scroll down the comments.

Wow. All right, maybe I do need to watch. Godfather. Yeah, it's good. Godfather's amazing. Yeah, I mean, I mean, it sounds something like something McIvelli or Sun Tzu would say, but, I mean, it's interesting.

I mean, when it comes to like, we could tangent this into just like, go to just like quote from a famous person as well, because there's lots of those. Why, what is your goaded quote? Got a quote from a famous person? Oh shit. I didn't think about that.

Yeah. God, there's so many. I can't think of any of the top of my head. No. Yeah, most, most the quotes. But yeah, to me. Oh, no, my favorite is Einstein's quote, which said there are only two things

in this world that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. He did have a lot of banger quotes. Oh, well, that quote. I remember any time I died in fucking modern warfare, too, they'd play the quote. You remember that when you died in modern warfare too? Oh, yeah.

They play a quote, and I remember that they fucking showed that Einstein quote a million times and where it's like, I know not what World War III will be thought with, but I know World War IV would be four with sticks and stones, yeah. I remember seeing that really, like fuck off! I mean, that's just like one person dying is a tragedy,

a million people dying is a statistic. Yeah, and it's like Stalin or something like that. It does go hard. Yeah, you can't handle the truth is just such a fucking goaded quote from a goaded scene. Also, you talking to me from taxi, You're doing to me?

You talk about that is pretty. That's goaded. That is, that is. Asta baby. 7.82. Here's Johnny. All right. All right.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to pick the next one? Yes. I got the next. Too many quotes, man. There's too many quotes from great movies.

All right. Next up is goaded way to die. Why is okay. What's the, what's the greatest? way to die. If you could choose your way to go out, giant explosion. That would be, that would be going or flying into the sun. Honestly, I thought about that for a second. Flying into the sun. You'd probably heat up so much before you got there that it would, you'd get cooked. But you'd

like die way before you even got close to the sun. Yeah. Okay, jumping into a black hole. No, that's like, that's the worst way to die before you got close to it. Like, no, no, you're not even ripped apart. You just like never... You'd never reach it, you'd never reach it, right? Yeah, but it's just like, you'll be remembered as the guy who jumped into a black hole. No one would know, they would never see it.

Well, you'd see them going towards it. They would. You would see it until you hit the event horizon. In fact, in fact, if you jump into a black hole, and then you start red shifting. If you jump into a black hole, you would never see them enter the black hole. Yeah, I know, that's what I meant.

Yeah. You hit the event horizon, you start red shifting, and then you vanish. We'd never know that he entered the black hole, because we'd never see him enter the black hole. Well, you'd never see him enter the black hole. You'll see me just like standing, well, I guess just like floating still.

I wouldn't be standing. I'd be floating still in space. The moment I hit the event horizon, I start getting redder and redder and redder until I become infrared and disappear. See, this is shit, this sounds miserable. Can we get a better death? Well, yeah, what are you thought?

That is an awful. I thought explosion was a great one because presumably you would just. Trying to parry a nuke. That sounds hype. Parry a nuke. Yeah, parry a nuke. That would be high.

What, you're just like, Standing there with a shield, and it's just like, I gotta press right trigger at the perfect time. No, have you not seen that clip where that game allows you to parry a nuke? No? It's so funny.

What game is that? Well, I don't know, but- Is it ultra-kill? Because you can parry like, there's like this giant boss that has these arms and you can punch you and you can parry as God's punches. It's really fucking,

and he's like hits himself in the face when you parry. Wow. It's kind of neat. Yeah, parrying a nuke would be, would, uh, would simultaneously be the best and worst way to die. Cause I think, uh, radiation poisoning is one of the worst ways to dies. Yeah.

Yeah. If it's like, you hear that story about that, uh, what if we put like C4 in Joey's ass? And I just, well, like in like, in like, uh, I'm just like, he's just like fully like disintegrated. Like, like in the boys. Yeah. Like in the boys. I was not so invincible for it's like in the boys.

Yeah. We put a bomb in your butt. Yeah. It's boom! That'd be pretty good. What else is a goaded way to die? Oh, man. Goathe way to die

that is actually things that people usually die from. Instead of just being like, yo, I would... Hypersonic explosion. Don't know, I mean, dying naturally is always chill. Yeah, around your family.

Just d-teasfully in your bed. That sounds nice. In your sleep is the goaddle way to die. Dying in your sleep. That is the goad way to die. That's the goaded way. Surrounded by family, you know, maybe like, okay, radio's playing or something.

You reach, you reach old age. Yeah, you reach like 90, you still are pretty capable. You're not like, you're not, you're not, your body hasn't completely given up on you. And then one day you go to sleep and your body just gives out. Yeah, you just don't wake up. Yeah, and that's it.

That's, and that's goaded. That's pretty goaded. That's the, that's actually how I would want to go out. Yeah. I'd be like, I might not wake up tomorrow, but you know what? I'm good man. I'm, I'm, I'm piecing on cheese. No, that sounds terrible.

Yeah. You'd be, you'd be dying as you constantly shit yourself. But I have so much cheap. I have so much cheese. Isn't that how, isn't that one of the deaths in seven or something like that? Gluttony? Yeah, gluttony. That sounds like hell, man. That's another good quote. What's in the box? What's in the box? All right, would you say that all the time. Yeah, we always say that.

Yeah. What do you think about getting struck by lightning? Is that goaded or woated? Actually, that's pretty goaded. You reckon that's goaded? No. I think that's loaded. You're like, pretty low, if I'm not mistaken.

Right. But I think that'd be woat because like, you'd be- Chances of dying to light and you'd be just like walking around, just casually strolling and then next minute you're dead. Like you won't even have enough time to process that you just die. Only 10% of people struck by lightning are killed.

Right. It's pretty epic though, isn't it? Wait, leaving 90% with various degrees of disability. Oh my god. You've been struck by lightning. Yeah, but I didn't think I would like, I don't know. I thought you'd be like, you'd just like walk it off. I mean some people, I've seen videos of some people walking it off.

You'd walk it off, man. Have you seen that video of the guy? I'm God, there sounds- How come no one talks about that anymore? What? What does no one talk about getting struck by lightning anymore? What do you mean? I feel like he's a kid, it was just a thing everyone always spoke about.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We should always, like, and like, drowning in quicksand. That's like, why is it gone out of fashion now? It's gonna out of fashion now. That's because there's so many YouTube videos now, like disproving QuickSand, I think. Yeah.

That was like my main, like when we were growing up, that was the thing I had to worry about the most. Oh yeah. You were like, shit, quicksands are real, every time, every time I walked into the, every time I walked into like a playground sample, I'm like this might be the day. Yeah, you never know. And I just like, a sink hole forms

and then I'm gone. I feel like that's, because like, I remember my earliest memory of QuickSand was probably playing Mario games or some shit like that. You know, especially- Like the desert level? You remember the desert level?

When you're like, you're like, you just, You have to drive around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fickson becomes so, like, ubiquitous in the 90s. Like, why was it everywhere? Because of movies like Indiana Jones and shit, you know, like those kinds of movies, I think,

that kind of pop- and like the mummy. Like that kind of like desert-themed, like action fantasy movies, I think, that were around in the 90s. Just like, oh yeah, let's just, oh, we gotta give the protagonist a threat, put him in Quicksand. I just feel like lightning has really fallen off.

Like no one talks about it anymore. You don't notice that? No one talks about lightning. I think it's because so many myths about lightning and getting struck by lightning have been debunk now. You know, like, what myths? Like the one that, you know,

was always floating around in my vicinity, it was like, oh, if it starts thunderstorming, but it's not raining, then you actually shouldn't put up an umbrella because the pointed britt of the umbrella acts as a place that the lightning can strike. And it's like, but if you're surrounded by buildings and trees,

you're most likely going to be fine. So what you're saying is next time there's a lightning storm, you're going to test the hypothesis, Joey. Well, now that I know I only have a 10% chance of dying, I might be disabled afterwards, but I'll live at least, and if I die, go to where to die.

I mean, getting struck by lightning, you're like, it's... Would be a cool story. It'd be a cool story. Not for dead. I like that, dude, you're a Gatcha player. You must love this. No, okay.

You're like, it's certain. Oh, no, no, no. There's practically no way I can win. Let's just think about this for a second, right? There's no way I'll lose the 10% It's like, it's like, okay, let's just imagine this. All right, you're dead, all right, you got, you got nothing, you can,

you can't control anything. Yeah. On your tombstone, would you like to say, passed away with friends and family, die peacefully surrounded by friends and family? Or would you like to say, or would you like to say, struck by lightning? Isn't that badass?

That is pretty bad. Isn't that, isn't that bad? Have you heard of that, dude? Nah, you know what I would do? If I got struck by lightning, I would just like, flip my personality. I would like, I would be, I would be, I would be, I would be, I'd pay.

I'd pivot and everyone would believe that the lightning caused it. No one would doubt it's like, yeah, Connor's saying he's like Chinese name. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. Not become another race, Jerry. That's not what I meant by that.

I guess the lightning really like fucks with him. I did not intend to become Chinese, but I got struck by lightning, Jerry. That was not, how did you get that? I don't know, you said you take away. You said you'd flip it. I specifically said I would flip my personality. Yeah. Why in your head did you equate that to be like Connor's going to become

Chinese? Well, your personality is zero percent Chinese right now. The well understood personality of being Chinese. What do you mean by that? I don't know. Wait, it's the opposite of, is the opposite of life? Is the opposite of me Chinese? What? I just start cosplaying Mao Zedong because I got struck by lightning. What do you, what do you think happens to me? What the fuck? No, I meant like maybe I would just be a bit of a dick. Or maybe I would be like...

Wait, you're not? No. I realize I realized I set that up. Or maybe I'd be like really quiet and shy and I say like raw all the time. Because people would... Guys, I like botchy at rock now, actually. You know?

Like, I think people would buy it. Because you don't have no... You can't be like, nah, the lightning didn't change him. Because we don't even know lightning. It's kind of like a mythical... It's like a mythical force. Wait, wait, does it even like,

if you get hit by lightning, doesn't even change your person? Like, is that even an option? No, no. That's, joking. So he's like, wait, can I become, could I become Chinese? Can I think of Chinese are hit by lining?

Don't tell Japanese people that. What the hell, no. What the fuck. No, but that being said, if you do, like, hit your head, there have been reported cases where, like, people have, like, hit certain parts of their head can kind of change certain behaviors. Yeah, because that's how people get like,

Savant syndrome, right? Where they get like really like massive head trauma and it changes, the trauma is so massive that it changes some chemistry in your brain where some people are like just become like savants at something. Yeah, I don't know if, I don't know if this was like an urban myth or actually like a real new story,

but was there something where someone, a story where someone hit their head or something to do with this? And then they could just inexplicably speak another language. or something like that. That sounds like bullshit. It sounds like bullshit. I don't know.

I don't know. They must have been grinding duolingo out for the accident and then they finally reveal it. That's no way. I just don't think that's possible at all. I mean, I mean, Cervant's syndrome is definitely a thing. Yeah, no clear.

That sounds bullshit because you'd, you, I can believe that you could, you could become better at retaining information or smarter, like the mate would be your boy, your brain works. I could maybe buy that, but like, the fact that you would, somehow have gained information that didn't exist

in your brain, doesn't sound right at all. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Like maybe you would be able to retain a language, it's foreign accents. Okay, well, yeah, well then maybe you would. Yeah. Okay, well, maybe I would, maybe I would be Chinese. He's like, I thought he was from Wales.

Where is this accent coming from? Oh my God. Guys, he's like, guys, he's not being racist. Yeah. That's just how he talks, Yeah, yeah. That's just how he talks now. He can't help him.

I think I would stop being friends with you if you did that. What? I think I would get so pissed off if you just were doing like a British accent all the time. I think I would genuinely not wanna hang out with you. I'd be like, fuck Joey, man.

I got an elbow, I got hit by lightning! Yeah, I'd be like, no, you're not British, stop. You're fucking British, but no, stop. Yeah, so lightning is pretty good. What is the worst of all time? Worst? Gotta be emulation, right? Oh yeah.

Being burned. Being burned. Is emulating where you do it to yourself? Self-emulation is when you set yourself on fire. Yeah. Seems really painful. That would suck. Drowning also seems pretty bad.

Drowning's bad. Upside down stuck in a cave. Bloody party. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Starving honestly seems pretty bad. I watched another one of those cave things and this guy was diving in a cave because of course he was.

Yeah. And then got on this ledge in the the cave that had, like was above air. Yeah. And he, he like could have easily of like swam back, but just didn't because the cave was dark. He was right next to the exit the whole time. And they found him and he'd like starve to death. Oh shit.

For like 40 days or something. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah, that would be terrible. Maybe I don't know. I might be. I made it the fuck up. But either way, it sounds pretty miserable.

What about like being flung out into space? Nah, sounds cool. Just like without a suit. No, that's fucking. Jojo reference. Huh? You're not gonna be like cars, bro. Flung out into space is an awful way to die.

But you die the moment you like- No, no, no, because your blood would boil first. Yeah. I think that you would die in the, before you, would you die before you even reached space? I think you'd die before you even left the atmosphere, right? No, no, no, no, no. Say you're in the international space station,

you open the door and you get thrown out. You're like, trebushade from like, Ohio to, like, to, like, to orbit. Like a giant slingshot? Yeah. Elon Musk is like, we've added a new contraption to SpaceX. Yeah, I think you meant like being trebushade

from like Midwest in Ohio. This is the Ryan air of space exploration. Just get your travisade up. They were like, we've done the calculations. You can probably reach orbit velocity from here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Yeah, that'd be awful. Yeah, your blood would boil, like your eyes would pop. No, how does it? No, that's. That would be a terrible way to do. I think how it all works. Doesn't sound fun though, does it?

No. None of those, none of those sounds. I don't know if this is also another urban legend. Probably yes, if you have to think about it. I remember that was like a phrase, like spontaneous, something spontaneous combustion. Like human spontaneous combustion or something like that. Oh, is that a real thing?

No, I don't think so. Can you search this up? Isn't it, I think I remember this. It's like some kind of like, there has been like some examples, I think. No, no, no, no, no. There's no way, bro. There's no way.

I remember there was like a phrase. There's apparently been some like documents. Spontaneous human combustion. Yeah, there's been some like scientific studies done on this. I know that. Is a concept of spontaneous combustion of a living human body without an apparent external source of ignition,

have attempted to analyze reported instances and have resulted in hypotheses regarding potential cause and mechanisms including victim behavior and habits, alcohol consumption. Yeah, so basically they've seen people happening too, but they don't know how it happened. Can you Google? I remember seeing this Twitter post.

It was like cause of deaths in London, uh, 1700s, funny list. There was like a literal like, cause of deaths for all the citizens of like London and like 60, yeah, yeah, this one, this one. Dude, this is so fucking cool. The list is so funny. Okay.

Like, some people died from King's evil. A frightened? A frightened? Made away themselves. I'm gonna start saying that out. Canker. Canker. Canker.

Canker. Look, my favorite one is cancer and a wolf. And wolf. And wolf. And wolf. What does that mean? Cold and cough. What's Quincy?

I'm not sure. Rising of the lights. What? Cut of the stone? What does planet mean? 13 people died of the planet. Suddenly. Suddenly.

We don't know. We don't know. They suddenly died. I love my favorite is teeth. Teeth? Presumably bad dental care. Yeah, bad dental care. What is fistula?

Fistula, I don't know. Worms. 27. Gout. Four died of gout. Wow. Timpony. Wow.

Yeah. One person died of warm. Um, but my favorite was cancer and wolf. I just didn't. I think my, I think my favorite is planet. Planet. Yeah, what does that mean? Does the Earth kill them?

I love the one bit with a one bit with a lot. Bit with a mad dog. Bit with a mad dog. What does King's evil mean? I don't know, but 38 people died from it. Impostume. Killed by several accidents. Yeah, several.

That makes it sound like a fucking Monty Python sick. What is, what is, uh, affrighted? A fright. They're scared to, they're scared of fright. And 11 people died from grief. Grief. Wow.

Lethargy. What? Wait. Let's not, like, what, from doing nothing? Yeah. I do lie, I just love made away. Way to, made away themselves. Jesus.

Yeah, interesting. Overlaid and starved at nurse. What is that? It's really fascinating. Seeing like the course. Also, I love how it's not murdered. It's murdered. Yeah.

Yeah. It's changed. Times have changed. Really fucking cool that we have these like 400, 400 year old things to look at. I mean, any of these could be goat or woe. Yeah. Cancer and wolf does sound kind of goaded.

Yeah, cancer and... You're fighting off the both. It's not just cancer, it's not just wolf. It's someone with cancer fighting off the wolf. I like it was you died to the wolf because you also had cancer and you were not able to fight off the wolf. It's like they don't know which one

actually killed the ghost. Technically, you know, if we're being pedantic, it was really both. Yeah. All right, here we go. Next one. Ooh, goat anime character you'd buy a pint. Oh, ask a lad, ask a lad.

Holy shit, yeah, yeah. I would forgive the murder. 100%. 100%. We would bond over the great nation of Wales. I can't, I would just, oh man, it would be so fun. Oh man, I'm just thinking like,

no, he'd murder a few people at the bar, you're like, ah, that's just, it's just, it's just Ascalade. I want to eventually get a dog, I'm gonna call it Ascalade. But then I'll refer to him as Lad for short. Lad for short. Because I just like the idea of calling a dog, lad.

Hey, lad, come here. Yeah, lad, lad, sit down. Lad, sit down. I just ask, it's gotta be ask a lad. Yeah, that's a good answer. We're like, do you say, when I chop that guy's head off? That was fucking, I'll drop drink to that. All right, if someone who isn't Welsh, though.

Okay, okay, true, fair. Okay, how about an anime character like that you would do, like, it's obviously there's a lot of goat characters that we could say, yeah, I don't know. White beard. Like white beard, yeah, I'm sure. What? You'd be like starting there, you'd be like,

like, hey, cheers. You like those pictures, when they show Andre the giant with beers. Yeah. Um. Oh, man. But there's no way I wouldn't be able to pass out from his aura.

There's no way you know. No, no, I should drink with white beard. Oh, that's a great question. Um, oh. Oh. What about? I will say that the, the, the drunk chick from Bortji the Rock.

That's just like every, I could say like Misado. You know? Yeah, why don't say Misado? Okay, actually. Nisado would be goaded. I don't see what you can't say, Ms. Adam. I mean, Misano would be great. Nisado be goaded.

Griffith? Just want to figure out, I just want to figure out if he'd pay for the round. He looks like he drinks like Mike's hard lemonade. He does not look like a beer drink. I just want to talk. I just want to talk, okay? He's like, I'm not drinking much tonight, guys.

He's the kind of guy who'd be like, he'd be like, you're in a long night. Then I buy the round and then it's his turn and he leaves. And I'm like, dude, come on. You gotta buy a lease your round. Sorry, I have to get up early tomorrow. He would perfectly time it so that he misses a round. That's what he would, he would do.

Yeah, he would. He would do that. It'd be like a group of eight, he'd be like, ah, we're on the seventh beer, guys. Ah, I've had enough guys, I gotta go home. You're like, fuck off. My last train. You have to buy the round.

Yeah. No. Griffith would be wote, bro. That'll be, uh, that'll be an interesting one. I always thought, um, Oni Zuka, from great teacher Onizuka. Oh, yeah. Just any like Chad character.

What's a character who you would like, let's say they turn of age and you're the guy who like buys their first pint? There's some context that could sound really weird. You're like, I waited until they were of age to buy them a drink. No, no, no. Like a fatherly figure, right?

Like, oh, you're of age now, let's go get a beer with your old man kind of thing. I think an alcoholic deco would be fun. I think that would add a lot of layers to the character. I'd buy Shinji a pint. He needs it. He needs it. He needs it.

I'm like, wait, wait, you're 18 now? All right. Come on, come on. Actually, literally every child character from Evangiel, they need it. Like, everybody needs one. I'm looking around for inspiration here. Okay.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Gone. No. Gone. Gone. Lelush. I'd buy, which boy, would buy the Lusia pine?

I'd buy Lusia pine. He doesn't strike me as like a pint guy. I don't know why. He's definitely a wine guy. He's definitely the kind of guy who pretends he's drinking, but actually. Yeah, true. Yeah, he would never like willingly get drunk.

You'll never let his guard down. But like, you're like halfway through your beer and he's had two sips, you're like, come on, man, you gotta speed out. Yeah. You gotta keep pace. It's like, I command you to keep pace. Realistically, I think the best pint would be with like,

Trevor Belmont from Castlevania. Oh yeah. Yeah. Because you know it wouldn't be one. You know it would be at least six months. Zorro, Zorro, that would be like, that would be an old night same, that would be an old fucking night for that.

Yeah, yeah. Can you get home okay, buddy? Yeah, I think so. You know he'd spill the tea on the fucking squad as well. You're like, all right, who's the biggest dickhead? All right, tell me, come on. It's like, I saw Sanjia in the bathroom. He has a tiny cock.

He's like, he ain't shit. Yeah. Yeah, all right, who would be the wote then? Would be the wote in this? Who is the one anime character you would never want to share a pie? Who just would I not want to be stuck in a room with? I was going to say back ago. He just, he would just, he would like shout at the bar person to come over.

Especially in Japan as well. He'd complain if there's like a tiny bit of head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He would just be the worst. Yeah, definitely. He would just be the worst. I'm glad we can all agree. Who would be, who's that guy from Demon Slayer as well?

Zain-Zer-Noske? Zenn-I-Zan-I-2? I feel like he'd be the emotional drunk. He's the kind of person you go out every time and he just end up crying over. You know, you know what I mean? But he's not even drinking, he's just drinking U-Lon-Chah. He's just like, oh, oh, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so drunk, guys.

Boy has one U-Dol-Hai and just gets fucked. That's definitely Zan-Itsu. All right, all right. What do we got next? Bro, what do we got? Goaded chocolate bar slash brand. Oh, fuck. Okay, well, we know the worst of all time is Hershey's.

Yeah, 100%. Hershey's is terrible. That is absolutely certified vote. Goat? You know what? Mr. Feastable bar. Nine out of ten kids prefer feastable. Have you had the feastables?

I have, yeah. The new ones? Not the new one. I've had a new one. Pretty good actually. I had the D's nuts and they were pretty good. It wasn't bad. It was just like, it's still kind of tasted like Hershey's

but just said it better. The original one, just they didn't taste like Hershey's but just a bit more milky. The new ones you can, it's a bit too, I could tell that they're definitely like, okay, we're gonna make sure that our audience knows that there is like real chocolate in here because you can definitely taste like the cocoa.

Yeah, a little bit too much in my opinion, but it's still like better. I don't know if it is cocoa I don't know if you know, but chocolate, Cocoa prices are insane right now. Really? Yeah, it's Google Coco prices right now. It's, they've gone like quadruple.

Damn. Because it all comes from like, what's the, maybe show a graph. What, Sierra Leone, I think is it? Yeah. And apparently it's been absolutely ravaged by. Holy shit.

God damn. Yeah, so it's gone up. Yeah, four times. 250%. Yeah, so like it just doesn't, how do you make a chocolate bar at scale that's affordable that uses actual cocoa? Like I think-Hershees is winning then. Well, they never use cocoa.

Yeah, your Horses is like, all right, all right, our time to shine. I just don't want it to end up where every chocolate company has to resort to going with the Hershey's method. Yeah. But I mean, you know, there's a real possibility if this continues that chocolate becomes more of a luxury item. Which to be honest, to be honest, it is kind of getting to that. I probably should have been.

That's how it started. It should have been. And to be honest, like, you're seeing a lot more of these, like, kind of fancier chocolate brands getting a lot of popular. I'm just glad that coffee is not a luxury item, otherwise. Yeah. I think actually the world would go through it.

Yeah. Yeah. Productivity, the economy would come home. Great Saj part too. Well, I think, if I'm not mistaken, I think it's really hard to grow cocoa outside of, like, that one region. Like, can you Google, like, the cocoa mat?

Well, the weather is like really specific, right, with the cocoa. Yeah, I think, I think, luckily, coffee is a little more forgiving in terms of the area of the coffee, yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, look, more places than I thought actually. But I know that Africa-

Let's go, I'm moving to Thailand. I know that Africa produces most of it though. Mm-hmm. Indonesia. God, I love coffee there. Basically just a hot and humid climate. True. Yeah.

But the goat of chocolate. Honestly, man, it's kind of a boring answer. I'm not a big chocolate guy. I'm not a big chocolate fan either, but the one that I sometimes get a craving for is like a Mars bar? It's kind of boring. No, no.

I know it's technically a chocolate bar. Yeah, yeah. But in my head that's not, chocolate bars are full chocolate. Oh, full chocolate. I feel like a bar that is- So we're not including like snickers. No, we can include bars

because it's like chocolate bar. But Mars is like caramel and other shit. Yeah, that's why it's goaded. Yeah, but you like it because of that, not because of the chocolate. I like the chocolate as well. Yeah, it's the mixture. It's the mixture.

And even, even saying that I, I don't really like caramel. What about Snickers? Snickers, nah. Okay, so we mean like, okay, then we should just change this to like sweet bar. No, no, it's got chocolate on it. But what's, what is a sweet bar

that wouldn't have chocolate on it? A fruit roll up. Like, those bars that have like, shit that it's not chocolate. I would, I think everyone watching this will agree that Mars and Snickers are chocolate. Yeah, because then- Do you count milk chocolate?

Cause milk chocolate isn't technically chocolate? Yeah, that's chocolate. That's not. Doesn't use cocoa at all. Yeah, but who gives a fuck? It tastes like chocolate. Oh, so who gives a fuck about camera? It tastes like chocolate.

It tastes like chocolate. I thought when we said chocolate bar, we meant the purely chocolate bars. Well then we're limited to like three brands. No, we're not. There's loads of brands. Like what? There's the cow one.

There's the, you know the cow one? Dairy milk. No, no, no, the cow one. No, no, the cow one. Milka. Have you had milker? Never heard of it. There's Lintz or Lindor.

Yeah, Linds is fucking in. Dairy milk, galaxy, Hershey's. I know there's a bunch of other, there's tons of bars that are just chocolate. Okay, well, from that short list, then it's probably-Go-Goo. Google, chocolate bars. Chocolate bars.

From that short list, I would say the goaded is Lind. I was gonna say Lind as well. Yeah. I don't like Lynn that much. Like, see, Lind for me is like not something I can eat every single day, but it, when I do have it, it's like heroin. It's so good. For me, it's- Oh yeah, have you had the,

Giradelli, the Italian one, they sometimes give you like a espresso. Oh, that's seen that one. That one's pretty good. After-rates as well. I'm not really a fan as well. For me. Actually, you just think chocolate's made.

I, yeah, I mean. Why? Why? Why? I just, I never really crave chocolate. I don't think it's, I don't, I don't ever crave it, but I also don't think it's made. Like, it's fucking good when you have it.

Godiva, like, Godiva. Yeah, what's just snack of choice? I don't know, I don't like Godiva. No, I don't think it's, it's way over at price for what it tastes like. Is it Godiva or Godiva? Yeah, Godiva. Goodiva.

No one knows. I bought that Jojo Can you Google Jojo Godiva? Can you Google Jojo Godiva? Godiva is like way too heavy for me. And I know, it's way too rich. It did taste good, I won't lie, but then I found out that, oh yeah,

how much do you think that cost? It's like, well, says 150 Canadian. It's like, oh, well, I did not pay that much. That's the resell. All right, okay. It's like, oh, for specifically Jojo ones? Yeah, that box. Probably like 80, 40 dollars.

It was like, yeah, it was like $60. I think, uh, I mean, a standard one is like 30 bucks a box. Isn't that crazy? I mean, I'll never buy anything like this. No. Yeah, it was good, it tastes good though. I ate it. Oh, I bet, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, the chocolate itself is good. I mean, I can never have more than one good Iver. But these are like, these are like the Louis Vuittons of chocolates, you know, like, you know, you're not gonna be buying this every day. I mean, in terms of like, what I, what I ate the most as a kid, Frodo Bar. Frodo, yeah, Fredo frogs. Frodo. Frodo. Sorry.

Fredo, Fredo, Frodo. Frotto. Mr Frodo. You gotta have a bar. Give me a chocolate bar, Mr. Frodo bar. Yeah, Frodo bars. Frodo frogs are great. Yeah, Frodo frogs are great.

And there's the whole meme of them being five pence and they obviously went up. Oh yeah, they were five cents when I was a kid. Now they're like 25, 30 cents or something. Toblerone was like a little bit. Oh, Toblerone. That's the goaded one. That's the goad one.

And I count that because that is basically all chocolate, which is crumbly bits in it. That's basically all chocolate. It's chocolate. It was goaded, but until the, until they fucking fix it the spacing. Yeah, they go rid of the fucking spacing. It's crazy how they pulled that

and they go away with it. That was the whole point. That's what we goaded about it. You could break off a piece. Look at that, what is that? I can't believe that. What the fuck is that? This is the only pyramid conspiracy theory

I will buy. Look at that shit. It's kind of fucked up. Yeah. This is the heart rate monitor reading of the fucking company right now. Like, they're on the last leg. Did you get, I do always underestimate

the amount of chocolate I'm getting in a Tobler and Bar. Oh, yeah. I always forget just how much one triangle is when I'm eating it. I'm like, well, that's the thing, right? So, right. So, like, like, an airport duty for you or something, and you're just like, fuck. But you look at the price thing, you're like,

damn, that's kind of expensive though. But then when you start eating it, you're like, oh, wait, no, this is actually worth the price. I know it doesn't count, but when I went to the airport, I bought these, like, Kinder Bueno bites. Yeah. And they're like just one bite of Kinderboino. It's so good, it's the perfect snack.

I love Kinder Bueno. I'm not a fan of Kinder Buenos. I'm not. What about Kind of Bueno? God damn, we can't agree on anything here. They're like too creamy. Yeah. Kind of, kind of just feels like someone knotted in my mouth.

I don't, I don't like it. I love that. Joe Joe fan. Oh, I can't really don't like Kinda, Bueno, what the fuck? Kinder eggs for me is like a once every couple years thing. No, I don't like Kinder eggs. I don't like Kinder eggs. I don't like Kinder eggs.

like kind of eggs. No, the worst one is the American one. Have you seen the American one? It's fucking vile. No. Can't happen America Kinder Eggs. They're called Kinder Surprises. Oh, is that the ones with the toys inside?

No, all Kinder eggs have toys and sides. Look at this sad excuse of a kid. Look at this, the fourth image. What is that? What the fourth image? You had it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at that. Look at that.

What the fuck is that is? It's so vile. What am I looking at? It's vile. That's not a kind of egg. And it's that and then it's like, God, these kids have been robbed of joy. I can't believe it.

That's gross, don't do that guys. It's the most sickening thing I've seen in my life. Ugh. Well, wote chocolate is probably American king to surprise. Yeah, this is the wode. This is such a vile, vile breach of trust of me as a kind of egg enjoy. Gross. Not fun.

All right, let's go next one. We've discussed enough about chocolate. I want some chocolate now. Yeah. All right. Goaded color. Are you spelled at the British way? Oh, the proper way.

Of course I did. Oh, nice. Why am I getting complimented for spelling it the correct way? I thought it was Joey. Wait, what's English do you guys use? We use OU.R as well. Oh, hell yeah.

It's only America that does O-WR. Yeah. I actually think it's most of the English-speaking world. Is it? Yeah. Well, they're right. We're the, we're correct. I still refuse to spell it.

Kloor. It just looks like, like, Leet speak to me, and I see it without the year. I'm like, what is this? Chlor. And I refuse to not spell it mum as well. Not mum. Mum, I will say the one I kind of do agree with,

realize. I do think realize should have a Z. Yeah. Realize. Yeah, instead of an S. Why? You literally say the Zet when you say the word. Yeah, you don't say realize.

Yeah, you know what's just realize? It doesn't make sense. Realize. Can't we, you just said a Z. That's an S. That's an S. That's a hard S. You just said a Zet.

It's clearly. Realize. Realize. You're saying a Zet. No, no, no. I don't say realize. I say realize. No, you don't.

You just changed it, you piece of shit. All right, anyway, go to color. How the fuck are we going to decide this? White. You can't say that. Anyone else, they want to be like. Okay, be weird but fair enough. Connor when Connor says that, it's like, whoa!

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Also, that's a shade, not a color. What? We're gonna count white and black. White is a color. White is a color. They're shades. White as a color.

Anyway, Google, white as a color. Black is also a color. It's a shade. White is a color. White is a color. Some consider white to be in colors. I am some. Of course, Joey's that guy's just,

Joey's that guy, is just like, well, white is just like, well, white is not colors their shades. We don't, we don't care, Joey. Thank you very much. Let me guess, on Photoshop, right? Then they asked you to pick the color is white or black there.

Sorry, Joe, what color is the shirt you're wearing? Well, the shade is white. What color is it? So there's no colors on that shirt. It's all the colors. There's no colors. It's all the colors. So that's all white is, it's all the colors.

So it's a color, because it has all the colors. Yes, it's all the colors. Is it? Is it? All of them. Listen, I don't, I don't, I don't care, I don't care, yeah, he, this is the Joey, this is Joey.

What's the color? That's what pissing you guys off? What's the color of that, Joe? So you're wearing a- What's the color of the mic? What's the color? So, so the color of your shirt is all the colors and what's, what's that color?

None of the colors. So it's, like, it's the lack of color. It's the lack of color. So Joey's wearing all of the colors, none of the colors. Yeah, great, great, great. That's why my brand's drifted out for a. You buy all the clothes.

I don't see color, okay. I'm just gonna say blue. I'm kinda blue though. Can you Google, why is blue the most popular color? Cause it's sky. Sky blue? That is not the reason why it's the most popular. No, but how did it become that blue is the color for boys

and pink is the color for girls? How did that come about? That's got nothing to do with the sky. It's not like women are like, I don't see what's up there. Society. Also, this is the first I've heard that blue It's the color of boys.

Well, think of every public toilet you go to. When you look at the sign, right? The boy is usually blue colored and the girl is usually pink colored. How did that come about? It's not the sky. Because girls look at the sky, I hope. I don't know.

I don't know. It's this weird societal thing we created for some reason. I mean, I like blue, but I also like pink. Yeah, yeah, that's fine, Joe. Yeah. But like, which one's goaded? Goaded? Yeah.

For you. Pink, pink is, pink is unfortunately not goaded for me because how many cool things are pink? Let me think. Sakura, all right? Sakura. Sakura. I was gonna say something, but I probably shouldn't.

What? I know, he was gonna say pussy. What? Pink dog. Why would you say pussy? Because I was like, what goaded things are pink? It's pretty good at man, come on. Me, when I'm answering the, are you gay test?

No, I love pink. No, my favorite color is blue, but specifically like a metallic blue. Shut the fuck up. What the fuck? Shut the fuck up. We're talking about colors. Yeah, not metallic's a bullshit.

Metallic blue, that's a color. I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna just, just. No, I don't want shades. I don't wanna head turquoise. Just say the basic ass color. I don't wanna hear fucking blood red or fucking, that's pretty good color too.

What's your go together and why? Can't be green. Green is like, puke and puke. I was literally gonna say green. Fuck it. Like, like, like, what kind of green? Green is like associated with like, dark green and snot and disgusting things.

And you, that's your color? That's your goat, that is your goat. When's the last time you saw nature gone? Right? Never, never clearly, all right? No. He's outside, it's like, oh, this place is coming on. You know what Brighton doesn't have any fucking green.

It's all gray and blue and shit. No, we got, we got, see? You've no fucking life in Brighton. See, we got the blue sky. And what happens when there's blue sky? You have a nice blue ocean, which looks beautiful. Yes, I want blue with my, blue with my gray. Great, thank you.

Yeah, like a deep blue. Green is goaded. Green is the goaded color. Because green is just always, it's always great when it's around. I never feel like green is unwelcomed. Like what kind of green though? Any green.

Any green? Like a lime green? Dark green. Lime green. Lime green. Like all the greens are welcome. Like even like a light green, line green.

I do not like light green. Why not? It's so fun. It's boring. It's boring. It's boring. Boring. What's fun about lime green?

What's fun about blue? Blue, everything's blue. Yeah, that's the problem. It's not fun because everything's blue. Yeah, the sky. But that's why it's nice because like, when you look at the sky, it's nice and blue, and you're like, oh wow, that's really pretty.

You look at the ocean, deep blue, nice and pretty. Yeah, exactly. Can we just all agree that what is the worst color? Yellow. Yellow. Yeah, out of the primary color's yellow. I like yellow, but I hate to admit it, it does suck. It does. I like it though, I like it.

The only thing, the only thing that yellow has going for it is the sun and that's not even technically yellow. Yeah, that's white. That's white, yeah. But it's the shade of yellow. But yellow's got like, what, pee? Why do you immediately go there, man? Because you need to like, when we're talking.

I love that when you're talking about blue. It's never anything bad. But any other color. What's a bad thing that's blue? Like shit. What's a bad thing that's blue? Bad thing that's blue? Yeah.

All right, let me give me a second to thank you. There isn't. No, there is, there is. But nothing immediate. Like when you think bad thing green, vomit, snot. When you think bad thing, yellow, pee. Yeah.

When you think bad thing, red, blood. Yeah. Why is blood bad? Because I don't like violence. Why is blood bad? Because the sight of blood is definitely bad. Blood should be in your body, not outside of your body. Because if you see blood, something has gone wrong.

Or you're in hospital, which is also bad. You never look at blood on the road and be like, yo, that's goaded. No one sees blue and gets a bad memory from seeing blue. Yeah, well, let me think. You guys keep talking, let me think. Brown's also pretty bottom tier. Yeah, brown's kind of boring.

I like Browns like stinky. Also, another testament to how goaded blue is. In Monopoly, what's the highest property color? It's blue. Is it? What's the lowest? Brown. Brown. All right, all right. There you go.

It's brown and light blue. What? Light blue is the second. Yeah, but we're not counting light blue. Oh, wow. That's why we need to be specific with the colors. That's why I said metallic and deep blue. Guess what? Light blue and dark blue are just blue.

Yeah, but light blue I don't like as much as dark blue. But it's blue. It doesn't matter. It does matter. Oh, it doesn't? It does matter. Oh, this is the shade guy. The shade, the shade matters.

I like my colors, all right. I have a color fetish. What's your favorite hex code of color, actually? F0-0-0-0-0. Can you Google bad things that are blue? No, no. If you can't think of it off the top of your head. No, because I'm genuinely-

I want to know. Genuinely curious. All right, bad things that are blue. Yeah. Well, blue is like the color of like melancholy. right? The Blue man group, hate them. Yeah, blue, yeah, the Blue like in art means like, you know, negativity and like depression and melancholy and stuff like that.

Why is that shit in the toilet? What is that? What the fuck is that? Also, Blue has the song, I'm Blue. Facebook. Which is a goaded song. Facebook. I'm just going to say. I'm just going to say. Facebook. Does Green have, I'm green. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I don't know, but I would be 100% forward. That would be like the ultimate stoner anthem.

I'm green, da da da da da da da. Yo, iPhone 65, come out from retirement. Give us a stoner anthem. I'm green. Look at that, look at the sick lobster there, the blue lobster. That looks dope as shit. Yeah. A lot of birds. The only thing that blue has associated with it,

is depression. Yeah, and like melancholy, but that's all like artistic representation, right? I like melancholy. Blurring octopus, yeah. The only, the only poisonous octopus in the world. What's the most hipster answer? You know, you know sometimes you get, you...

Like some like shade of color that you've never heard, like, orbegene. Magenta. I was gonna say magenta. As soon as someone says magenta, I don't know. Magenta's kind of like on the normy side, I feel now. Really? The whole thing of magenta being a histice

has been meaned. I get annoyed. Turquoise. I do get annoyed and something says turquoise. Why? Blue. Just say fucking blue. But it's a bluish green.

Just say blue. No, no one says it's a green, Joey. Everyone knows turquoise is blue. But turquoise is literally blue and green. That's what makes turquoise. It's blue. It looks blue. It looks blue, yes.

But whenever people say turquoise, no one thinks green. They think blue. Oh, no, no. If someone said, if someone looked at turquoise and they said, oh, I like that shade of green, I'd be like, you're pretentious. Yeah.

But turquoise is blue. I like the color glaucos. That's my favorite color. What the fuck you're talking about? Glaucoose. G-L-A-U-C-O-S-E. Glaucoma comes up before that. Gloucose.

Yeah, color. Oh, there we got. Sorry, C-O-U-S. That's my favorite blue. I love that blue. I fucking hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

Only you would know that. Why'd you know this, Joe? You would see this and make this your whole personality. Why'd you know this? Because there was an Arknight's character called Glaucus. Was she that color? Yeah, she was that color. Yeah.

Let's have a look. Arknights, Arknites Glalcos. Yeah. Let me have a look. Let me have a look. Yeah, see? Oh, it's her. Yeah, that's Clarkus.

She was bad. She was blue. That's blue. That's grayish blue. Yeah. Yeah, grayish blue, glauco. This is grayish blue. Grayish blue.

Grayish blue is glaucus. All right. Whatever. Next. We're going off topic here. These entire thing has been off topic, Joey. All right. Go to Pokemon, you'd love to smash.

What the fuck? Oh, sorry, low-key smash. That's a big difference. Yeah, go to Pokemon, you'd low-key smash. Easy. What? I wouldn't even low-key smash. What?

Lapris. You're fucking insufferable. We did this on Patreon. We did a smash your pass on Patreon, which you can check out at patreon.com slash trash days. But we all agreed. How are you gonna fuck, Laplace? We all agreed, we all agreed that we would smash Lapparice.

Does have that energy. But how are you gonna fuck a Lapparish? But you'd find a way. Listen, I'm sure anti-artists have found a way. People in real life have figured out a way to fuck inanimate objects. I think we can fuck Pokemon. Alright, don't Google this, Kyle.

I'm just gonna Google. Google how to fuck a Loprace. There's gotta be a hole somewhere. You know? Can you Google how do lapruses reproduce? I feel this is a question for chat, GBT, not Google. I don't think Google will have the answers to this. Yeah, it'll know, it'll know.

All right. Can't get laparice from it. You see, it's just talking about Pokemon, the actual game. How to breathe laparice. This shows a picture of Jerry. Either two laparises or a ditto. I think ditto would be a good choice to follow. Ditto would be a good choice to follow.

Ditto would be a good choice. That's just a shadow clone. Yeah, that could be anything. Ditto. No, it will be anything, but it'll have the face of Ditto. Because that's the one thing with Ditto, when it transforms, the only thing it can't replicate is its face. It's fine.

Doggy style, isn't it? Just put a bag over his head, it's fine. God damn. It's like, doggy style again, Ditto. Yeah, it's like, okay, you know. If you must. Just don't turn around, please. Don't look back.

All right, what is this Pokemon? Oh, low bunny? Oh yeah, low bunny's very. Yeah, low bunny, low bunny, yes, definitely. Guard of war is also coming. Guard of while, yeah. Vaporion. Vaporion is always.

Why is Vaporon? Well, I don't know. Did you know, God? What is the backstory of that? I actually don't know where that meme came from. Oh, look up Vaporon, did you know? It's a 4chan anonymous post. Is this the, is this the, uh, um,

Turn it to a copy pasta. Yeah, you're fine, don't worry. Okay, there you go. Read that out, Gant. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male, human, and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporion is the most compatible Pokemon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group,

I don't know what that means, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporion are an average of three foot and three, three foot three tall, and are 63.9 pounds, mature content morning. Are you sure you want to browse anonymously? Scan this QR code right now. What the fuck?

What the fuck? Just go back to Google, you'll be somewhere. No, no, just maybe don't go on Reddit. Yeah, yeah, maybe don't go on Reddit. Yeah, there you go. That's fine. Oh, that's very small. All right. So they're 63.9 pounds.

This means they're large enough to be able to handle human censored. Dick. Yeah. And with their impressive base stats for HP and access to acid armor, you can be rough with this one. Why would that be acid armor? What? I don't want my dick to melt off.

Due to their mostly water-based biology, there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporion would be incredibly wet, all right, valid. So west that you could easily have sex with one for hours without to get to They can also learn the moves attract baby doll eyes, captivate charm and tail whip, along with not having fur to hide the nipples. Okay. So it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities, water absorb and hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokemon comes close with this level of compatibility.

Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make it. your Vaporillon turn white. Vaporion is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stats plus high H.P. pool plus acid armor means it can take dick all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more. So that's what that comes from. Why did you read the whole thing?

I just, well, we have that audio now. It's a long copy bust. So yeah, Vaporon. Smash. I feel some of the science in that is not, I don't know, acid armor. Why is acid armor a plusa it? What? Because acid armor increases the defense.

Bro, bro, think about it. Think about it. You have acid everywhere on your naked body. That does not sound appealing to me. It's not armor that's acid. I think it's preventative. Yeah, it's preventative. To understand.

Preventative against acid, what the... Yeah. It's got high defense. That doesn't help at all. I don't know. I'm not buying it. All right. I'm not buying it.

What's Wote then? Wote Pokemon. It's a smash. The trash can Pokemon. Garbador. Garbador. The literal set of keys. Oh,

the ice cream. Couldn't get it hard. Vanile ice, yeah. Yeah, how are you gonna fuck an ice cream? I mean, I'd eat one. Yeah, I would eat one. Whale Lord would be pretty tough. Whale Lord?

You know, you'd- Other because it's like 20 feet long. Probably any of the legendary Pokemon then. Okay. Yeah. What about Muck? Muck. Muck can feel good.

I feel like, if people go out desperate enough, they'd be like, all right, just, let me just close my eyes for a second. Yeah, I can fuck this lump or slime. I feel like people are fucked worse in real life than Muck. I think we should pick one of move. Let's move on then. Let's move on.

All right, next one. Goat- It's. All right, for the goat and wote, male first names. Oh. It's gotta be Connor, right? Fuck off. Goaded male name?

It's hard. Sebastian. Sebass. I just wouldn't be able to take you seriously. No. I just got such a strong, okay, Chad. That's not good.

Or Chad has been ruined. Sebastian, I don't know, that's, that's too exotic, you know. You just like, you just- Exotic, bro, it's blander than white bread. I've never met a Sebastian. No, I mean, it's a strong, it's a very strong implications.

It's an old name. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I feel like you are Black Butler Pilded. I like Sebastian's a name. Sebastian is like too many syllables for me. It needs to be like, too long. It's too long, it's too long. It's too long.

It's too long. Narito. Narita. Oh man, I don't know. I'm trying to think of like someone I've met where I'm like, damn, that's a cool name. What's a, what's on, like, what's a name you hear? And you're like, all right, I've got a good track record with this name.

A good track record with this name? Michael. I was gonna say Mike as well. Yeah, I know so many Michaels and they're all ghosts in my life. I don't know, Mike, Mike just like, they're all awesome people. To me, I hear Mike and I'm like, ah, good vibe, fun times, you know? You know?

I know the world. What? Jeffrey. It's gotta be Jeffrey. It's gotta be Jeffrey now. Yeah, it has had a good track, right on. Name one name worse than Jeffrey, other than like the Hitler.

Adolf. I was gonna say. I don't know, I don't know. We're just gonna call. All up people's first names now, right? Yeah. I hear the- There's a rough time to be Jeffrey.

I hear the word Eugene. We have a friend called Eugene, by the way, but this is like my preconceptions of just hearing the name Eugene. Eugene. I just think of like this, just like this really like nerdy guy pushes his glasses up.

I don't know why, because our friend is nothing like that. I mean, I would rather Eugene than Jeffrey, yes, to be honest. Well, Jeffrey, the Jeffrey legacy has been really, Well, you know, I'm thinking of names that are like still used, whereas like, Adolf is not. Yeah, no, no, no one.

So I feel like Jeffrey's probably the one name that you just probably don't. Yeah, Jeffrey's probably the word right now, unfortunately. Do you think Brad is a great, like, does that, you hear Brad, does that invoke good emotions? Or like, Brad? Yeah, Brad's always chill. Brad's a strong name.

I don't know. Brad is such a, like, I don't know if I know a Brad. I don't know if I know Brad. I think I've met a few. I mean, they're all American. Right. It's a very American name. Yeah, it's a very American name,

but I don't know, it's close to Chad, but like, to me, Brad is just like, that's Brad. That's such a strong name. I like Jackson as well. Jackson? Yeah, I've had a good track records with Jackson. There's so many Australians called Jackson.

So that one's go. Yeah, Jackson's like, oh, that's a, yeah, Jackson is like a chill dude. Yeah, Jackson's like, yeah, I'm hanging out with Jackson. Yeah, he's the kind of guy you'd like have a few beers with They just like, they're always gonna be a good laugh

and a good vibe. It's like, oh, I'm on my way to the pub, oh, Jackson's already there, all right. We think about Max. Max? Max? Max, Max a million? Well, I think that's where like,

it derives from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel a lot of Maxes nowadays are not Max a million, they're just Max. Right? Right. Would you name you kid Maximus? Maximus?

Yeah. That'd be goaded. I can think of my worst of all times. though. Easy. Grant. Fuck all you grants in the world out there. I think I'd rather be Grant than Jeffrey. I'd rather be Grant than Jeffrey.

Yeah. Fuck all the grants in the world. Fuck you all. I mean, that's your personal vendetta. I hate them. I fucking hate them. La Louche. La Lush.

God, can you name your kid Lelousche? Can you search up most popular boys names? Boys names in the world right now. What about goats and wots of... I think Zach, he was like very popular. Zach is popular, yeah. I don't think it is any more though.

Tim. Yeah, what about... I know Olivia was the first one. Yeah. Yeah, what about goats and wotes of girls' names? Huh? Who cares? Yeah. Okay, it's all about the vibes. I try. It's all about the vibe of the name.

Liam is number one. Liam. Noah. Elijah. James. I like James is a solid. I like Theodore. Why do you like all of like the medieval names?

Theodore sounds really fucking ancient. Henry? Benjamin. Benjamin. What about Louvah? Leva. Sebastian! Wait, what about Lucas? Lucas.

I like Lucas. I like Luke. Yeah. Not Luke, Lucas. Lucas is always gonna be like shortened to Luke, surely, right? No, my friend in high school was Lucas. And no one called him.

Bro, Levi's there. I actually can't laugh. Levi. Levi. I like Levi. Jack, Ezra. My fault. Have you met Levi?

Uh, no. Never met a Levi before. I'm surprised. Because they're all kids. That's just. These are all the kids name. Well, born in the wrong generation. Kirito.

Hobbes. You know Bob. Bob. Bob. Oh. Bob. Bob. Bob.

Yeah. I like Bob. She's a good name. It's going out of fashion. I haven't met, I haven't met so many bobs that are like, I think it was the most popular name in like the 60s. No, no, that's because we're not old enough

for people called Robert to be called Bob now. You know, because like, I feel, I feel Bob. Yeah, but no one's called Bob in our age group. Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there are Roberts in our age group. Bob's just a funny sounding like Bob. I've never been a bad Bob. No, no, of I.

Bad Bob. They're all very bubbly, very like, good energy. You know what I mean? Like, they're always the people who can see the right side. When I think of Bob, I think of like, a really friendly neighbor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, right? Like, oh, what's up, Bob?

Yeah, all right, fair. All right, cool, cool. What do we think of Dave? Solid. It's right, solid. It's too safe, too safe. It's too safe, bro. It's like James, you know,

it's like there's so many Davids and Dave's and same with Jameses and Michael as well to an extent. But they're not bad necessarily. You know, same with Alex as well. That's a safe name. Alex is a safe name. Ethan. Ethan.

I love how John is still popular. John, yeah. And the name is never leaving. There's Joseph, there I am. Keep scrolling. There you are. Matthew, Matt, Luke. Strong boy names.

What the fuck does that mean? Strong boy. Maverick? No. Absolutely not. No. Gabriel. Miles.

Grayson? Keep scrolling. Santiago. I feel like if it's over three syllables, that's like too much for me. You know? You know, because like, because the three-syllable ones are always gonna be shorter.

Oh, look, Kai, there you are. Where's gone? I don't know, where is gone? Where is? Wait, do we see Connor yet? No, we haven't seen Connor. I think Connor's gone out of fashion. You think so?

You think you're gonna be the last legacy of Connors? Maybe, maybe if it all goes wrong. How is Connor less popular than Amir? Xavier. And Xavier. Holy Shazier. Xavier's a pretty significant. That is a pretty sick babe, holy shit.

Anything with an X in it. You call your kid Atlas? Atlas. What the fuck? You can't call your kid Atlas. My kid will carry the world on his shoulders. You can't call your kid Atlas. That feels unfair.

Is River? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, like River Phoenix. Who's that? The child actor who died. How the fuck can you call your kid Atlas? River Phoenix is one of the course names. That's like calling your kid Zeus.

Yeah, but like that's, that's, can you call you, you can't call your kids Zeus. I mean, you could if you want. You can't. You can't call your kid Zeus. Why not? The expectations of that kid are astronomical. Yeah, I'm sure.

Imagine that kid's shit. Yeah, but I feel every name, there's been at least one person in history that's done something fucking amazing. Not Atlas, name one Atlas. The God? Yeah, exactly. You can't name yourself after the God.

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Like every name, I'm sure there's like a very famous Agerial. Actually, no, maybe not that one. But you know, like Hunter, for instance, I'm sure there's like a hunter in history that's done something like absolutely incredible that like people are gonna like remember being like

oh when I think of a hunter I think of that person. Just think of a hunter bite. All right, moving on. Moving on. All right, side character that should have been the main character. So the goaded side character that should have been the main character. Ooh. I don't know if it's goaded,

but I feel like anyone, I would take any one of the My Hero Academia side characters. Can we do, Mike, can we should to anime? Yeah, yeah, we'll stick to anime. Yeah. The Wote, Zenitsu, for real. Yeah, 100% would not watch that show. Wode, same with Baku, I would not watch a Baccio show.

But Zendizu, I think Baku would be a way better main character than Deku. Yeah, true. I think Zanitsu is just the woe. Zeno too would be character of all times. I would not want to watch a Zanitu show. No, hell no. Sorry, Alex.

Goat, side character, should have been the main character. I mean, the problem with saying something like Gojo, is that if he was the main character, you'd have no story. Yeah. Yeah, there would be no conflict. What about Kiloa?

I wouldn't really change the show. You know what I think? No, I wouldn't change the show. Because I think Kilo's... I feel Kilo's backstory is so much more interesting than Gones. But his character is that I guess he's just Gons mate. That his whole character.

He's gone in specimen. Right, but imagine a story following that world, but strictly focusing in Kiloa's perspective. I feel like that could really work because I'd like, His family dynamic is like, so interesting. So interesting, so fucked. And like he starts off really strong,

but then he realizes he's not like as strong as the rest of the world, so he goes through that whole thing. Side characters include villains. Yeah, I guess so. I'd love to see the psychopaths from the perspective of the villain. Psychopasts, yeah.

Ooh. That would be cool. Just how he like figured out that he could game the system. Yeah. Yeah. I think it'll be really interesting. That would be cool.

Side characters though. Side character. I feel like, okay, let me, let's go through. Hanayama from Barky. He's got to be a go-to-side character. That'd be pretty fun to watch. Yeah, I mean, they did make a spin-off of Hanayama in the manga, but...

Does this count if I say Itachi? Not Saske, but... No, he's a side character. But, like, in terms of, like, having an interesting story, having a fucking story where you're forced to kill off your entire bloodline? Yeah. And just the...

That is kind of hype. That is such a hype story arc. And like being able to get in the mind of someone who has to like turn and kill their entire bloodline, that's pretty fucking hype. That was pretty hype. That's pretty hype.

That's pretty hype. Killing your family. Yeah, pretty hype. Pretty hype. Oh man. Is there anyone from Jiu-Sikaisen? No. No.

No. No, not really. Panda maybe, slice of life. On the occasion you used to fight. There's definitely gonna be, so, I'm just blanking, I'm drawing a blank here, fuck. Let's go through some popular anime, for mental alchemist, anyone for four mental alchemist?

No. No, not really. Death note. Free Wren from the perspective of Himmel. And then you, you would just, you would probably just fucking hate Free Ren by the end of it. And be like, God, she sucks. Why does she not ever talk, engage with the squad?

Trick question. Himmel was already in the main camera. We already know he's the main character. In our hearts, he's the main character. Everyone already knows. Um, but not actually him. What are the fate series from the perspective of Sabre? Perspective of a writer.

Writer from Freight Zero. Holy shit, that would be... What about attack on Titan? I mean... Irwin POV? Owen POV? I think Levi POV. Levi POV.

Leave IPOV could be interesting. I think Aaron's already a pretty goaded protagonist. That is true. I don't think anyone could be... Trying to think of a show where the main character was kind of underwhelming, you know? I mean, that's just my hero academia for me.

For me, like Todoroki has a pretty interesting character arc. Yeah. Seeing Bakugo, even though he's like, annoying as shit, would be an interesting redemption arc as well. Deku's just, Deku is just like, good boy, you know? Just, just, just good boy. Just good boy.

You know, same thing with, like, Tanjuro, in a sense as well. Yeah, yeah. I think Krokano basket from, like, any other characters' perspective would be more. Interesting than. Who's the guy who's like, the only one who beats me is me? Oh, that guy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is the purple head dude?

The king, the king ability where he like has a lelush ability basically? I think. Where he's like you'll trip up or something. Is it Awee? I may, ah, might be Awee. Oh, he's the other guy, not the pink head one, the blue head one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's cool.

Because I just remember that they're all, they're all, he's cool, he's cool, he's cool, he's cool, he's cool. Prince of tennis, but from Tesica's perspective. Just anyone but fucking rumors. Anyone but you're. Oh my god. It's actually harder than I thought. This is harder, I thought.

Do you think Vegeta would be a more interesting main character than Goku? Yeah, probably. Yeah. Or Pickler. Pickler probably fun. Dude, Dragon Ballet from Pickler's perspective would be crazy.

That would be great. Can you search up best side characters in anime and see, let's see who's on the list. Let's see if they are actually the go did side characters. Micasa, Todoroki. Hunter Hunter from Hesoka's perspective. Oh yeah, Hizoka, yeah.

Roy must die. Oh, I guess Roy, yeah. Interesting, that'd be cool. Oh, there we are, Kila, Kukashi, uh, who's Kama Akabane? Who? Who the hell's that? Oh, the redhead guy, yeah.

From Kokro's perspective, it would be fun. Kukro sense. Oh yeah, Koro Sense. Oh, yeah, not Koko. Khoros Sensor. Heart Sensor. Heart Sense. Heart Sense.

Damn, this is actually pretty hard than I originally thought it was going to be. Oh, Shikamaro from Narito. I mean, a lot of these, you kind of, like, a lot of these shows, yeah, the main, the side characters do shine, but I guess it's rare in anime that they would be a better choice of protagonists

than the main character. Reagan. Oh, Reagan would be interesting. Yeah. They're like, why is this kid fucking weird? What about bleach, but from the perspective of Chad? Chad. Yeah.

There's a character called Chad. There is a character. Tichia Chad. And he is a fucking Chad. He is a, he is an absolute, look up Chad from Bleach. Yeah. He's actually, he's one of my favorite characters

from Bleach. Yeah, look at him. Oh, that's fucking cool. Yeah. Yeah, look at him. Look at that energy man. God damn. God damn.

It does look like a Chad. He is a Chad. Definitely a Chad. Yeah, I mean, out of everything I said so far, I probably got a jaw line, bro. That's a chat. That's a giga chat. I don't have everything I've said so far.

I'd probably go with Itachi. I think that would be the most interesting. Yeah, that would be probably the most interesting one to get explored in the main perspective. We might need to come back to this one. Let me, all right, let's do the next one then. Let's do the next one then. Let's do a few more, yeah.

One more maybe? One more. All right, let's do one more. Okay. Goathead video game level slash map. Oh, it's gotta be Rust Modern Warfare 2. I can't relate. Rust Modern Warfare 2.

More than the dust? The Dust 2 from CSGO? What the fuck is that? I don't know either. Okay, that's... I'd also be willing to accept the castle in Mario 64. I was gonna say Princess Precious Castle, Mario 64. Oh, baby fuck!

Baby Park! Baby Park! Baby Park! Baby Park! Baby Park! In Mario Card, yes. Mario Card, 100%. Type an iconic video game levels. Final Desk!

Is it Final Destination? Final Destination? That's a movie. Fantasy? No, no, fuck. Yeah, click that one. Okay, Rust is gonna be on here. Fox only Final Destination, right?

That's... Okay, that doesn't count. Oh, like Smash Bros? From Smash Bros. Oh, that's what I was thinking. That's what I was thinking. The library? Halo Combat involved library.

No, because here's the thing. Alright, all right, all right. So when I think of iconic maps, like I think of Blood Gulch from Halo. A Rainbow Road. Rainbow Road, all right, but I don't know, Baby Parks, Baby Park more from me. Rainbow Road is way more iconic.

It is more iconic, you're right. But Baby Park's more fine. But Baby Park's the goat in my heart, okay? Baby Park is the goat in my heart. Oh man, what the fuck is this list? This list is the dog shit. Yeah, this is the worst list. This list is such dog shit.

Can you search of most iconic video game maps? Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, video game maps. Yeah, video game maps. Yeah, video game. timeless video game, timeless video game maps of all time. Yeah. There we go.

Dust. Dust two from Counterstroy, that's what I was saying. Oh yes, I do know this. Yes, you know this map. You definitely know this map. I know this one. Okay, scroll down. This is Blood Gulch from Halo. Yeah, of course. Rainbow Road. All right. Super Mario Bros. 3, overwalled, yep. Ah, that's, that's not as... BART versus the world. What the fuck is that? Okay, we're getting... We're getting... valid. Valid. All right. All right. Runecape as well.

Was a map of the Dota and League map? I agree. That is actually true. Or summoners rift. Summoner's, that's pretty iconic. That's pretty iconic. Starcraft, okay, sure. Diablo, this is just a Blizzard fan.

Yeah, yeah. Dost two, Super Mario World. Yeah, well, one, one. Hyrol Field from O'Crow and Time, that's pretty iconic. Score down. Yeah, but okay, okay. Out of all of these, right,

I feel like to have an iconic map. Oh, no, not El-Mah I mean, the goat for me is bomb on battlefield from Myr 64. Like what is a video game map you still know inside out to this day? You can load in, you can load into the map right now and you're like, I know where everything is. Bomb on Battlefield, Myr 64.

Rob on Battlefield. I could do that with my eyes closed. Bomb on Battlefield is pretty goaded, but like I don't know if it is like the goats. I mean, there's a lot, I mean, you know, Prince Species Castle on Myr 64 is also. Yeah, this is a super iconic. The actual castle itself.

The castle is so iconic. It's like something, actually, no, it is, it is, it's gotta be. It has to be. There is no other map that has given me such a dopamine rush whenever you just discover how many hidden secrets it has within like the overworld map itself. And the music is goaded. I, I, I saw a tweet from, I guess, maybe it was a Halo or something. Yeah. Where, do you remember the map Valhalla from Halo 3?

You search it up, I never played ailer, three. I'll probably recognize it. I'll holla. Oh yes, I do know this one. So apparently one of the devs tweeted, not too long ago, saying that all the rocks are the same rock just sized and flipped in orientation. Oh really?

Just saved space. Wow. It's just one rock. That's pretty good. They have constantly moved and resized. That's awesome. Let's show that one. Yeah, show that picture.

That's just more of the rocks. Yeah, it's all the same rock. That's awesome. Isn't that cool? Yeah, that's cool. Isn't that fucking neat? That's fucking great. Hell yeah.

Good map, good map as well. What is, what is the map you were talking about? Rust. Rust, Modern Warfare 2, tap it in. Definitely know this image. All right, Ross Modern Warfare 2, let's see this image. Oh, yes, I do know this one. Okay, okay.

This is the 1V1 map. So even nowadays, you'd be like, ah, you wouldn't survive. You know, the few times I did play Modern Warfare 2 at my friend's place, we used to play ballistic shields and the knife that should be. And then your friend whenever you'd 1 v1 would always get to the top in the middle, it'd be a little bitch and shoot you from there. Yeah, I have played this map.

Yeah, everyone knows this one. I know this one. I feel like Summner's Rift that's gotta be up there, right? Summler's Rift is up there. It's like, Joey, Joey, there is like, they have, they have tried to make new maps and, you know, Summers Rift is iconic, the fact that it has, it is a map that it is the only map in the game.

And it has been played, God knows how many times. Yeah. And they have only made like, minor changes to it. Right, right, right. Over, yeah, over. Well, yeah, I mean, just based on the sheer longevity of that, then yeah, that has to be goaded, for sure.

League is not goaded, but some of the drift is most definitely a fucking goaded map. Okay, before we wrap this up, what's the wote of video game levels? The worst video game level? Oh my God. The water level from the Water Temple from... Water temple from... Water temple from Ockerman of Time is by... Is that bad?

It's horrendous. In terms of like legacy, it might not be like the technically worst of all time, but it is definitely the worst. It's the worst to navigate. It's like, I think, I think of like level and I'm like, oh, oh, don't maybe do it again. Yeah, the water temple. Honestly, any water temple in any 3D Zelda game

is pretty bad. Yeah, but this one was out in terms of like water level, this one is the worst that I can think of. Really? Also, the water temple in Twilight Princess. That one is also fucking- I think I like that one. I didn't like that one. I didn't like that one.

I got... I didn't like the first. fucking desert level in that game. We get the like, we get the Bayblade. Oh, nah. I didn't like that. I didn't like that. Yeah, I mean, that was just like kind of a shit

additional mechanic that they throw in. But just any water temple of any kind is just terrible. I don't know if this technically counts as a level, but whenever you're just playing, whenever you're playing like a fucking open world game and then they force you to do the stealth mission. Like, you know what I mean? You know what I like, I hate it when games are like,

you can clear this level. however you want, you could even stealth your way through. And I'm like, who the fuck chooses the stealth option? Who actually, unless you're actually playing a stealth game, who is actually choosing the fucking stealth option? Can you be your worst video game levels of all time? I should also see the internet. I reckon obviously Zelda will be there

because that's always the one people say. Yeah. Because it's like most hated. Yeah, because the thing is it's also iconic, right? Yeah. Well, because like, what it probably means is worst levels in the best games. Yeah.

Yeah. It's gonna GTA helicopter in the building. I don't know that one. Mist, Legend of the Arcane of Time, Water Temple, someone says. Oh, missed as a game is fucking difficult. Scroll down. Yeah.

I've never seen. Death Star, okay. Scroll down. Lego Star Wars. The escort mission from literally any game that has a escort mission. Yeah, that is true. Someone said the library in HALA.

Library and HALA was hard. Yeah. Do you remember it? Yeah. Do you remember it all? Oh my God. The flood was so annoying. I didn't play enough Hela.

Oh, do you know that you even need to shoot the little bugs in HAL? Oh no, the fucking turtle bridge in Crash Bandicoot. I didn't mind that as a kid. No, I could not clear that as a kid. The bridge level in Crash Bandicoot was the worst. Yeah, see, any underwater sewerage level. I just, I don't know if you guys have played this,

but has anyone played Battletoads? Yeah. Yeah, you mean the- The one on the Jetsky? The one on the fucking Jesse. I remember I was stuck on that as a kid for like, that fucking gym leader and her fucking mill tank in Golden Silver. Yeah, that one was bad.

Oh, did you just keep healing? Yeah, because from the second gym to the third gym, it's just such a level spike. I don't remember that. Yeah, the mill tank is, yeah, and it keeps healing. It keeps using milk drink to heal itself. And it keeps using rollout. Do you remember that?

Oh, fuck rollout, though. That was the worst gym, Leo. Looks like the Nuslock killer. Yeah. Fuck rolling. Yeah, that's the worst one. Oh, my God. All right.

All right. Well, that was our, oh, there you go. NES battle toes, rail sled level. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, that one was absolutely insanely difficult. But yeah, there you go. That was our goat versus votes. Goats.

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