Trash Taste Podcast - We Rated the Worst Things of All Time | Trash Taste #306

Episode Date: May 1, 2026

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Welcome back, everyone. Hello. What are we doing today? Today, we're doing something that we've done in the past before, but we figured we had so much fun with it, and you guys enjoyed it so much, apparently, that we're going to run it back. We're going to do the goats versus the wotes. Now, if you don't know. I said a while ago, it's been like over a fucking, it's been years, I think. Yeah, when did we do this?

I hope wasn't it, like, four months ago? I feel like we did this the other day. episode 213. Oh, fuck. It's like almost 100 episodes. Yeah. All right, never mind. Yeah, so this is a while ago.

So let me just do a quick little recap in case you forget. Goats versus woes. Goat meaning greatest of all time. Wote meaning the worst of all time. We have a bunch of prompts in Trashbox Kern. We're going to pull it out and we're going to discuss what is the goat, the greatest, and what is the wote, the worst. And see if any of us agree.

I remember last time we did this, none of us agreed on shit. That's good. Which is a trash taste thing. That's just, that's just how it goes here. So, yeah. Pull it out. Pull it out, Joe. There's so many of these.

Holy shit. Look how tiny this. Yeah. Oh my God. Goat versus Wode. Anime special move name. How many ones do I remember? That's the, that's the important things.

I mean. I mean, the greatest and the worst. Special move name. It's hard to remember the worst as well. Huh? It's hard to remember the worst. Yeah. The worst is just most of the fucking random ass one piece ones.

Like the fucking booger bombs. That's not even like the weirdest one. No, the worst one is like all of Sanji's like small moves where it's just like cuts of meat. And it's just, there's points in war to seven where he just spams that shit. And I'm just like, just kick him in silently. Like you don't have to keep saying like different meat cuts and shit like that. No one remembers that shit. Yeah.

I mean, this just comes down to, is the greatest of all time just the most iconic ones? I mean, in that case, we have to say Kami-hami-ha. Because then we're just going to like, oh, what is the most famous anime moves of all time? It's like the one that is the coolest. Would you not say Kami-Hami-ha is the course? No. Bunkai is cool. Bunkai is cool.

Actually, Joe, domain expansion? No, that's been overdone. That's overdone. That's overdone. That is overdone. Just the words domain expansion. is kind of sick. Like, regardless of when you think of the show,

it's kind of sick. I've seen too many terrible memes of domain expansion. It's just more on that. That's what makes it good, Joe. Domain exchange is pretty fucking cool. It's just like me ready to take a fat shit. I think, like, asshole domain expansion. I think one of the woats as well has to be, like,

just breathing. And the demon slayer. Just breathing, in it? Yeah. Measlo for you. It's like, the water breath technique. I don't, there are some, like, power systems where I'm like,

why did you need to, like, say your move for this one? Demon Slayer is one of those ones. Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah. Is it even like a power or is it... I mean, it's like the core system behind all their power, right? Yeah.

If you have asthma in the Demon Slayer world, you're basically fucked. Yeah. You just can't breathe. Yeah, you're the water boy. Yeah, you're the water boy. You're just on the sidelines. Helplessly. Yeah.

Can you search up just showing an anime? I need a refresher. It's... Hunter has some cool abilities. Yeah. I don't remember anything with them, though. Dan Zhang, can. Don't Jankan. That's pretty much.

That's just gone. That's just gone. It's kind of cool, but I just come. What about, what about bungee gum? Yeah, bungee gums. Oh, bungee gums. What does it do, Joe? It just pulls children towards you.

Okay. Wow, Joe. That's what he uses it for. What did you just say? It pulls children towards you. That's why he still got uses it for. I do think Detroit Smash is. a great name for a Detroit Smash. Just kind of. Yeah. I never understood why was America

though. Why was it American cities? I would love to do it was like impoverished Ohio. I don't know I guess. No, but the thing that makes things like Detroit Smash cool is when it said in Japanese, right? Yeah. Because if you say Detroit Smash in like an English accent then it's like yeah, okay, whatever. But if you say Detroit Smash, something about it. Like every single, like this, the same thing can be said for every single move in fucking Hajimeo Yippa. You know, like, saying Dempsey roll is like whatever. But if you go Dempsey roll, then it's like, okay, that's kind of sick. Heart break shot.

Nah, what, it's not even Dempsey Roll. That's cool, man. That, it's not the move name is cool. It's the fucking, the sound of the jet engine as he's revving up. That is what sells the Dempsey roll, man. That is just ingrat. That is just ingrained into my mind. I hear like jet engines, I'm like,

whew-sh-sh, whoever did the sound design of that? It's like, here it comes. The tipsy roll. Oh, it's so cool. In that same vein, I will say, debut about the ghost, though, is kind of sick, too. The devil-bad ghost from, I-Shil-21. That's all right.

That's a cool move, bro. Come on. That side. You can't tell me devil-bad ghost isn't cool. It's, it's... Just the name. It's so edgy. It's like a most shadow would use.

Oh, I'm not... Damn, one show that I think would fucking really do well with attack moves is high-kew. You know, high-kew as hype as it is. But, you know, Phantom Quick. That doesn't, that, that doesn't hit. That doesn't hit. Weak. Oh, do a quick.

Do a quick, yeah? Oh, yeah. Just a quickie, you know? Just a quick one. The fan of Quickie is something completely different. Nice blockoo. Oh, okay. Come on.

Come on. Give me like, it's the wool. The Great Wall. The Great Wall of China. They have a guy, is like, he's the wall, right? They got a guy. Yeah, but he doesn't say anything. He doesn't say the world.

The wall. The wall. That would be nice. That would be sick. What else is there? Chainsaw Man is well in the same way doesn't really have, like, attacking moves. I mean, Jojo's got a couple. Oh, Jojo's got so many, though.

But wait, what's... No, because there's a difference, right? there's a difference, right? Because it's not a move name, it's just the name of the stand, right? But that counts, that counts. Do any stands have, like, actual move names? I guess, like, sheer heart attack. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Abdul. Yeah. Abduke, I think you help buy a little hurricane or something. Oh, he'd have you had he'd say the stand. It's saying the move. I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Aradol, Star Platinum, iconic. Yeah, true. You know, And iconic sounds too.

Yeah. They perfected the sound of time stopping. They perfected it. It's so good. It's so sick. What is the vote? Farrow town. Well, I didn't mean in general.

I mean like moves. It must be a move in Faro tell. You're like, yeah, okay. Starburst stream. Actually, I can't say that. Starburst stream? That's the Kiritos move. Oh.

That's that's that's. That's when curator alts with the second sword. Is that what he says? Yeah, he does. Do you not remember that? Do you not remember that? Fuck, no, I don't. How do you not remember that?

Because I was clocked out by then, bro. The moment he called himself a beta, I was like, all right, that's enough of that. He calls himself a beta? No, beta. Beater. What's beta? Because he's a beta cheater. Yeah.

That's what beta stands for. It's not beta. Or he is a beta as well. Okay, but when I was 15, this did go hard. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I kind of missed this time now. This goes hard.

Because when I was 15, I was like, that's like me in video games for real. This is me in the cod lobbies. Just with way less slurs. Can I be, can I be Unc and Boomer and say Arise? No. It's just like. Arise? Yeah.

From what? Only anime of the year, Joe. Search up a rise there. Is it from soul leveling? Yeah. Oh. Okay. I'm not.

This is empty. Huh? I've not watched. You've not watched, don't what. Okay, let me, let me, let me break it down for you. Okay, he has a lot of aura, and then he says arise, and then he gets even more aura. That's it. So it's basically just a poor man's bunker, basically.

Crunchyroll has one of the fights, and it has 10 million views. Yeah, it does. That's insane. You guys don't know how much reached solo leveling got. It is, like, internationally, uh, it just, mogged everything. It's, it was insane.

I'm using it in terms of I understand. Yeah. Yeah. I was really unsure of it. I was talking about Soda leveling, so I needed to make sure

that I used language that people watching it would use to describe 7 of leveling. And it has 10 million views. Yeah. Well, Junwood versus the An King has 33 million views.

Yeah. What? Yeah. Look at that. Second video right there. What the fuck? 33 million in 11 months. Is this just like,

Like, you know, like the Ajizu Kaysen, they have like talking episodes and they're fighting episodes. Is it just like if it was only fighting episodes? It's only fighting episodes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's why. Got it.

Okay. I can see why. Yeah. Because I noticed whenever there's a talking episode in JJK and I go on social media, crickets. Yeah. Everybody hates a fighting episode. I hear all about it. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm like, we're so dumb. I don't know. I'm putting my voting for Bunkai being the goat. Well, I think it's just good to discuss. I don't really know which one. My personal vote is bonkers. Excalibus my goat.

Oh. Every time hits. It's so hard, man. True, that's so hard. What's next? All right. Goats versus wotes. Emotions.

Wait, what? Okay, guys, hear me out. So the greatest emotion of all time. Guys, how could it be anything other than happiness as the goat? Okay, we're, okay. Let's have a discussion around this. All right. Because yes, it's, yes, happiness is great, you know, happiness is great.

Yeah. It is good. But depression. I'm kidding. Like, you actually just stun locked us first thing. Well, you know, I mean, the path to happiness is lying with sadness. Look, well, true. Look, you can't get happiness without some of these other emotions.

If we were happy all the time, then we wouldn't appreciate being happy. You know? Right. It's all about the balance. True. And also happy is just such a boring emotion. You know? Is it not?

Is it not? Okay. Well, okay, before you finish, before I agree or disagree, you're leading to something. So I finish what your thought of, what is the goat then of emotion? So you say, you know, you hear, you hear someone, you hear someone, you talk to someone and you're like, how are you doing? And you're like, yeah, I'm happy. And I'm like, that's good. And then it ends there because everything's all nice.

Sure. You know. To me, I think, I love the emotion, melancholy. I don't know. Melancholy. All right, Harry. Melancholy is just such a, it's the vibe emotion. You know, it's not quite happy.

It's not quite sad. It's just, it's a complex cocktail of different emotions, you know? Um, sure. I don't know how to, I don't know how to follow up on that. If I'll be completely honest. Um, I mean, yeah, I get it. You know, I don't... Joey's like, is high an emotion?

Yes, actually. And it is to go. Not that I would know. But, um, yeah. I mean, look, I kind of get what you're saying, if I'm being honest. Yeah. Like, I, like, in the same way as like, I guess, like, you're talking about like, bitter sweetness, right?

Yeah. Is that one you just mentioned? So like like the emotion, like the emotion like the feeling. I love, I love that. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. I want to say, I don't think nostalgia is a, nostalgia's not an emotion, but it's a feeling, the feeling of melancholy. Yeah. nostalgia gives you the byproduct of melancholy.

Yeah. My favorite emotion is full. It's being full. That's not an emotion. That's a state. It's an emotion that I feel. That's a state of being. It's my favorite state in the emotion.

There's some happiness there. It's mostly full. Alright, we need to figure out what is an emotion, what is not an emotion. Is there a tier list? Yeah, yeah. Can you bring up a list of emotions? List of emotions, because there's gonna be a lot of emotions. We're like aliens that just landed on Earth.

It's like, what are these emotions? Men, when they talk about emotions. What is, what is that? Oh, here we go. S-tier emotions. Joy, ex-jordshire. I mean, that's like, that's like intense happiness. Love, sadness, euphoria.

Yeah, so the state of being full would probably count as like euphoria, maybe. Yeah, you know. I guess, I guess nostalgia is an emotion. Oh, okay. I guess it is. I guess it's like we talk about colors. And if you say like, you say like, like, turquoise. I'm like, bitch, just pick fucking blue or green.

You know what I mean? Like, that's what it feels like. Right. When you pick nostalgia. Like, I know you're right, but come the fuck on. That's not what I was asking. What are like the, I didn't ask for fucking. Yeah.

What are the primary colors equivalent of emotions? Like, just the, the base states. Yeah. Like happiness, sadness. It's all the other emotions, like a mixture of them, like. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you talking emotion colors?

Oh, is it? Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Yeah. Let's have a look at the color psychology. The audio listeners, we will make sure to tell you all the colors and their corresponding emotion. All right.

So red, oh my gosh, there's a lot of emotions. Red is excitement, strength, love, and strength is not. Strength is not an emotion. Hit in the gym, brother. Orange, confidence, success, bravery, sociability. Yellow, creativity. These aren't emotions, though. These are characteristics.

Yeah. True. Can you get a... Let's just get a list of emotions. All right. Let's get... Well, I guess it would be this. Yeah. All right. My wote from out of all of these...

Oh, I can tell you what the word is. Yes, suicidal ideation. I think that's the word. Okay, that is... That's the word. No one uses that word to describe how they're feeling. how they're feeling. That's like a charcoal.

You know what I mean? It's not a car. Don't I'm not so say charcoal. It's great. Yeah. Okay, okay. All right. Post-traumatic stress and B,

what the fuck are these emotions? Out of all of these, I would have to say the wote is... Ego death. Ego death. Envy. Envy. Envy. Oh, envy's a bad one.

Envy is bad. That's worse than like just pure anger. Yeah. Or like jealousy. Yeah. Well, jealousy is envy, right? I guess. What's the difference between jealousy and envy? Okay, okay. Before we Google it, can we, can we guess?

I guess, okay, so in my head, envy is like jealousy. It's like... I always saw jealous as like, jealous of something you possess or something that you have. Yeah. Whereas envy, I always felt like it's more of a characteristic at envy. Like, I'm envious of you in a sense of like, a part of you as opposed to like something that like you currently have

like if you if you're at a Porsche yeah I'd be like damn I'm jealous yeah I think if you had like your life sorted out and mine was a mess

I'd be like down I'm envious yeah I'm in my head envious is more of a if anything on the spectrum of positive to negative emotion

it fits more into the negative side whereas jealousy it's kind of holly around the neutral yeah that I'm envious envy is like jealousy with like a little bit

of like anger okay you know what's It's spicy. It's spicy. It's spicy. It's spicy. I mean, look,

jealousy is no sin and envy is, okay? Let's have a look. What's the difference? What's the difference? We might be completely wrong on that. But that's fine. Because apparently, like, for example, like, the way we use nostalgia

is actually just completely wrong to what nostalgia actually is. Well, because we wouldn't fucking... Because everybody makes... Okay, so envy is the desire for something someone else has that is coveting, while jealousy is the fear of losing something

you already possess to someone else. Really? What? Is that the difference? So jealousy is about fearing loss and envy is about wanting what someone else has. Oh, interesting. So there you go.

We got it completely wrong. It's not right. Well, it's because nostalgia, right? Apparently, like a lot of people associate the term nostalgia with a positive emotion. But in actuality, I think it's a negative emotion. It's the idea of looking back on something

and then the feeling of you missing out on it and that makes you sad. No, it's the feeling of longing. Yeah. It's longing for something. Yeah, but in a negative way. On that tier list, by the way, for some reason, calmness was lower than gender dysphoria feeling of being infinite, infinite, oh my gosh, I can say the word, infinite testesimal.

Infinite testimal. I agree with you about nostalgia being negative emotion, though. Yeah. I do feel like that. I disagree with you. Oh, you disagree? Yeah. Well, that's what the actual definition of the word is.

Okay, Joey. That's what I'm like, okay, we've all been using it wrong. Okay, but here's the thing, though, is that I do agree that I can understand why because I feel like we have been, we've been whipped into nostalgia fever. Yes.

By our corporate greed, everything is trying to make us nostalgic, because everything sucks right now. Yes. And so the reason I don't like it is because I feel like it's manufactured to make me miss things of a better time. Yes, yes.

And if any, and in, but I do love it. Like if you boot it up, if you boot it up fucking Spiral One, I'd be like, yo, oh! Not a single negative emotion there.

Yeah, you know, and there's not a single bad thing about it. But when companies, like, we're releasing Spiral One, it looks just like you're in, which they've already done by them.

Yeah. You know, like, I think that's a different, it's like a trained thing, which I don't enjoy. But I feel like they're capitalizing it, but at the end of the day,

nostalgia, I feel like everyone can get nostalgia about, you know, people are gonna get nostalgia about this era as well, even though we are clowning on this era right now. Yeah. Especially because, you know, there are certain formative years of your life that just basically define who you are as a person.

No matter what, right? Yeah. Anything that you listen to, any music that you listen to between the ages of like 13 to 18, that shit is like perma-lots into your ego. Yeah. Until the day you die, you know. Uh, love? Kind of a midwam.

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Overrepresented We hear way too much about love Probably because it's a good thing I like Bruno Mars songs Why I gotta be talking about fucking every five minutes Well that's Is that love or is that just That's his loss

His love No you know what actually is that lost Love? You know what is the goat? What? Acceptance Acceptance. When you truly feel like you're like That is pretty goaded. That is that is goaded.

Yeah. It is like S tier. Yeah. Better than euphoria. I think so. Pleasure. There is like a calm euphoria to an acceptance. Yeah. Totally. Or you're like, oh, beautiful. Yeah. I know for it. Yeah. The wote. Just looking at this fucking tears. Yeah, look at this. How'd you got to feel about pride?

Not a sin. Not that bad. Not a bad, not a bad, not a bad of an emotion. It depends on the holder, I think. I think people can use pride in like a good way where it's like self-affirming, but then some people can get a little bit lost in the source and, you know, become a dick. Well, unlike most of the seven deadly sins, I think pride in tiny doses is, like you said, good. I think there's a small amount of pride and things. It's good to have.

Yeah. But speaking of seven deadly sins, gluttony, not a sin. Oh, bro. Not a sin. Not a sin. That's just a survival tactic. Like, if I'm hungry, I'm fucking eating. I don't care. Do you know what the underrated one way is? Wrath. Right.

Okay. What are you? Underrated, how? No, no, everyone's just like, wrath is bad, revenge is bad, but God damn, it feels good to see it. God damn, okay? Don't fucking lie. There's something programmed into our brain to see, to see wrath brought upon someone who deserves it,

and you're like, yeah. Just the word wrath sounds like. Yeah. You know? Wrath. It's the right type of anger because it means your anger is projecting towards the correct direction. It's seething.

Yes. It's boiling. Yes. Rath. By pure anger, that's just like rage machine. We don't need that shit. You're aiming that shit. And you're like, yes.

You fucking deserve that shit. It's just like, I'm about to get his ass. I will say, probably the wote. And maybe you agree with me on this. I think regret is the worst. Ooh. The feeling of regret. That is true.

It's got to be one of the worst. Some sadness, honestly. I think so, because the regret is such a deep sadness, but complicated. Regret is a sadness that you can't do anything about. It's the acceptance of failure. And God damn with that shit suck, you know? No matter what you regret, you failed yourself in some way. And I'm like, damn.

Wait, go down a little bit. I just saw one. That's just fucking weird. Drug-fuel, disassociative luminality. How is satisfaction in C? Yeah, what the hell's wrong with satisfaction? And sublime. What the fuck is entropy as an emotion?

Entropy. As the second law of thermodynamics, apparently. This is a weird list. Torturousness. There you go. This is a weird tier list. Let's have a look. All right, what do you got?

Oh. Goat thing you could only do as a child. Shit yourself. I fucking knew you were gonna say that. I knew you were gonna say that. I mean, why is your obsessive with shitting yourself? I mean, look, there's nothing stopping me from doing it now.

You talk about this, like, more than anyone I've ever met my life. It's because it is a thing that is only accepted. It is the thing that is only accepted when you are a child. If I shout myself right now, no one would accept me. But as a child, it's like, he's just, why? Why do you want to shoot yourself? It's just intrusive thoughts, isn't it? You know, what if I just shoot myself right now?

It's the less risky version of, like, you know, jumping from like a really tall tree, when you're a child. You know, it's like, oh, I might hurt myself. What? I never did that as a child because I didn't want to hurt myself as a kid, but... But you wanted to hurt everyone else's sensitive of smell? Well, yeah. Dude, you must have been the fucking worst at daycare. I was a poopy kid. Oh my God, every four minutes, you're shitting everywhere.

Which is really weird because when I was a kid, I actually hated taking your shit. What's crazy? What's crazy? Hopefully because it's not a nice feeling to our shit in your past. No, no, no. What's crazy is for a guy that shits himself a lot, it's weird you don't like sort out online. Yeah. I saw too much in here.

That feels like the overlap. Every time I saw Kirita shitting the bed, I was just like, nah, that reminds me of my childhood too much. I mean, is there anything else? I'm trying to think, though. There must be something. Because when you're five years old

and you shit yourself, then people are like, oh, he must have an upset stomach. Poor kid. But if I have an upset stomach at age 32 and I shit myself, I'm not gonna, there's no sympathy for me. Only thing you could do as a kid.

Sniffing glue. Okay. Well, you can do it now if you want. That's true. I don't know if. I would argue you didn't enjoy it more. This is not the thing you can do, but the thing that I miss the most as a kid

and I remembered this recently because it's snowing, but snow days were like the best when school was canceled because it was snowing. Those days were like the greatest days of all time. Yeah. Because you suddenly have,

of Dale. Can't relate. I love that. I know about that. I cannot relate. You don't know the magic of a snow day. I know. It's so good. Envy.

Did you get there in South England? Not really. You must have got like one or two. Yeah, we've got one or two. But never enough to cancel school. Oh, we always get school canceled. Oh man. It was so fucking good.

We had school canceled for like... Yeah, but you're off in fucking nonier in Wales. Yeah. They didn't have like the... Did they have like pathways to the school? No, I mean, you couldn't take those. It's too mountainous. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

The only way that we had like school canceled for us is if there was like, I don't know, like a giant bushfire or some shit. Did you guys have school buses? Yeah. Well, mine was a bus. There was like a public bus. Yeah, that had all the suits. Yeah. Yeah, that had the school numbers.

Yeah. Which is weird because it just sometimes just didn't show up. Oh, yeah. Same. There's a couple of days it wouldn't show up for an hour. Yeah. And I was like, what do I do? And then it was like a 40 minute walk.

Yeah. I ended up walking and I'd be like, sorry, I'm late. Do you know what is Goaded? Goaded. Goaded. School trips. Doesn't even matter where. School trips.

Honestly, yeah. It was, you know, could have gone to like fucking, where did you guys go? I went to Paris. I hate Paris, but I enjoyed it as a kid. Fucking Europeans showing their privilege here. I had to go to like a local storage plant. Yeah.

What the hell? That sounds kind of goaded to be fair. I mean, it was kind of goaded until, you know, you went inside and it just perpetually smelled like shit all day. Which was funny Because, you know, when you're like 8 years old, you're just like Someone poop their pants

Meanwhile Yeah, we went Yeah Yeah, like, you know Like trips to like the zoo You know, like an aquarium or some shit That was always fun

A good thing, picking your nose I know, it was socially acceptable to allow kids to pick their nose Yeah That shit's satisfying And I have to like be careful about that as an adult But it's still fucking satisfying,

okay? Yeah, I'll do it every now then You could only do as a kid Only doers a kid. Play in the McDonald's play area. God tier back in the day. Does McDonald's still have play areas? No, that shit must have trained my immune system, though,

because I do not get sick. Yeah, right? And I think it's because of that. I think I was exposed to COVID-1 through 19. Yeah. I went through everything. You're journeying through tunnels that are like covenant trees, basically. Yeah.

I was living a Victorian, like, chimney cleaner of it. Like, worse. You know, you know that shit, like, really put in, like, an indent into my brain because I can still smell the playpans like to this day. I remember what they smell like. The plastic balls smell. Like the plastic ball smell and the plastic like, did you have like the tubes that you could like cross to road shit?

The smell of that. I don't know what it is. I still remember to this day. I don't know what emotion it gives me other than nostalgia. But yeah, that it's kind of sad that kids don't get to experience that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, now they have Roblox.

So it's all good, you know? Yeah, same thing. Same thing. When I was a kid, You remember, like, your dad or your, like, cousin would, like, pick you up? Like, throw you around and how fun that was? And that was, like, insane. Oh, I thought you meant, like, pick you up, like, from school and shit.

No, no, no, no. He would, like, physically pick you off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was, like, so peak. Yeah. My dad used to, like, throw him onto the couch or shit. I didn't realize how fun it was the other way around. I was, like, throwing my nephews around. I was like, this shit's fun as far.

Yeah. I'm launching this kid against a wall. He loves it. He's fucking throwing him, and he's, he's having the time of his life. It's so fun. It's not child abuse if he's enjoying it. Yeah. It's so sick.

Do you know what I miss? Playing with action figures and toys. Wow. Were you a bionicles kid? What do you mean? I used gondoms. I was a bionicles kid. Bionicles are you?

Bionicles were so sick. I was a transformers kid. Oh, you transformers? Yeah. Bionicles for me were the shit. Yeah, this is the shit, dude. I had so many of these fucking things It was so cool

Do you know what I did Did you like Okay, how did you play with them? Did you like make up a fucking storyline in your head And just like fucking smash them together? Yeah, I made up a scenario in my head I would use every inch of my house As like the field, I guess

That shit's so alien to me Because I'm like, I know I did that as a kid But I don't remember what I was imagining Or why it was so fun I just remember it was fun Yeah It's like when... I remember the ads.

The ades. The bionicle ads? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The coolest part about bionicles as well is that when you had like multiples of them, you could like switch out parts so you could like mix and match and like make your own bionicle. And that was always the goat. That and also like, yeah, I feel that I feel that's like a universal like kid thing to do no matter what it actually is.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I miss toys. Yeah. We totally shut down. I had the, uh, toys like they shut down. Huh? Yeah.

Yeah. I had the, uh, did you guys have that like carpet that was like the town? Oh, dude. Did I? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that one. And like, you get like toy cars and just be like, me.

Like for days. Everyone had this particular carpet. Look it up. Look up car carpet. Yeah. Everybody. And it was in every, it's in every fucking. No, not natural car.

No. Like a play carpet. Play carpet. Yeah. Play carpet. I swear to God, it's in every school, every hospital that has. like a playpen in it. Yeah.

Play carpet, like cars or some shit. Like, were they, they think we were, they must, but we were so fucking dumb, wow. Like, watching us put the car, like, we think it's real? Yeah, yeah. We were playing GTA. Before GTA was the thing. What's the worst thing about being a kid? The worst thing?

Homework. Yeah, homework sucked. Shitting yourself. Yeah, well, depends where. It was the best when you were at home. Um, the worst thing as a kid? I wasn't Chinese. Yeah.

Can't smoke a pack of mouth bars. Yeah. Can't smoke the Chinese cigarette. Speak for yourself, man. Speak for yourself, dude. Can't drink. That was the worst thing. Yeah.

Dude. Boy the worst thing as a kid. Boring. Yeah. Boring is shit. You can't buy everything that you want to. So like, when we get older, right, and we drink. And we like just do shit.

Is it because like we get, like, we're so used to being stimulated as a kid we get more bored over time? It might be. You just get more bored? I feel like people just don't grow up. We like to pretend. We're all playing pretend, but we all have that side of ourselves.

So I still shit myself every now. Yeah, that's Joey yearns for the toilets. I don't do that. He should. Try it out. I just play old video games. That's my way of reconnecting. I don't physically need to ship myself.

No, there's a visceral experience. when you shit. It's like, oh. That's ego deaf, bro. That is ego, yeah. That's ego. All right. Goaded thing as a kid having no responsibilities.

Yes. I kind of like having responsibilities. Really? Yeah. It depends how severe the responsibilities are me. Yeah, I kind of like it though. All right, let's see. As a kid, I feel so useless.

It's great. Someone makes the order decisions for me. And I just, you just exist. You're a selfish kid, God. Yeah. You should start working. You gotta get him early. You should start working.

Do you have a disposable income right now? How old are you? Like five? Oh, go do you think as a kid? Nursery rhymes. I'm just hearing the shit outside and I'm like, damn. What was your go-to nursery room?

Twinkle, twinkle little star, baby. Yeah. God, that's, that's, hell yeah. That is, that is the goat. That is the goat. When I found out that the alphabet song was twinkle, twinkle, little star. I don't know how odd.

What? You don't know this? The melody for twinkle, twinkle, little star is the exact same as the melody for the alphabet song. Didn't know that. I was about to say, I was like eight when I found out, Connor found out at the age of 29. I did not know. Yeah, dude, it's the exact same.

I hated those as a kid. I'm like, bitch, don't mean when you fucking sing. I don't want to sing. I want to play video games. I hate it. How did the alphabet song come? Like, where did that come from? Like, who put ABC, D, EFG and Tungu Tungu Tito Little Star?

And that's how, this, that's how you learned your ABCs? I can't believe that the same song. I don't know, but that is. This is, this is like when I found out that 9-11 was an inside job. Yeah, I know. Can you search this up, I mean? I'm so curious now. Who made the alphabet song?

Who wrote the alphabet song? Do they still do the alphabet song when they teach kids how to learn the ABCs? They must, right? Charles Bradley from 1835. Damn, 18. Oh, must dirajie, my man. From a 1761 French folk song. Holy shit.

Which was also famously. Oh, okay. So Twinkle Twinkle Tinkle Little Star and the ABC song are both covers of a set of a French folk song. God, it's always the French. It's always the fucking French, God damn it. Well, Charles. You wrote a generational song. The greatest song of all time, I dare say.

Okay, goat instrument that is not only cool, but we'll get you a large amount of attention if you can play it. Sacks. What? You mean bitches, right? Yeah, bitches, yeah. It's a nice way for our producers to say, we'll get you bitches. Yeah, I agree.

I think it's sacks. Yeah. That's the coolest instrument. That is the coolest instrument. The wot? Piano. Cylophone. What the fuck?

That's my first Instagram. Fuck you. Like, I love the piano, but... No, Mozart got bitches, bro. Oh, Mozart got so many bitches. That's true. The xylophone. Nobody gets excited about the xylophone.

I get excited about the xylophone. Sorry, the xylophone player. Oh, the xylophone player. No one's like, man, he's the greatest. I don't know. What would you mean? I don't know. I like the xylophone.

Not to piss up the xylophone fans of trash taste. I'm sure they know numerous of them. All three of you. But the players aren't exactly known for being fuck machines. Okay. If someone brings out a xylophone, your first reaction is like, holy shit. It's a xylophone.

And if they start popping off on that shit, that... What, like Megalovania on the saxophone? Sorry, on the xylophone. Dude, if someone came to me and fucking played this megalvania on a xylophone, I'd be like, that's the coolest guy ever. Yeah. Triangle. No, triangle's sick.

Triangle sick. Because the guy who's playing it is like, oh, it's just a fun guy. Yeah. And he's not that because he's good at instruments. He's actually the vibe. You know what? I'm going to, I'm going to take my answer back to restay my answer. Piano.

Why? Because it just means you're Asian. You know, that's... Yes. Famously, Mosa was very Asian. It used to be a wide activity. Yeah. And then the Asian's like, we can do a better.

Look, look. Pianos are just way too, like, big to kind of like take anywhere. And it's like, you can take a keyboard and keyboard as like... Because the organ fucks and the organ is the biggest instrument of all. Yeah, exactly. It's not a piano, though. It's bigger than a piano and it fucks. But I will say...

But everyone plays the piano. That's the big reason, you know. Only Chad's play the organ. That is true. That's... Yeah, a good organ player is just trumps a good piano. in my opinion. There's something so like... That is the most aura of any interest.

Like when you're in, when you walk in the church, there's a guy far off at the thing. It's the most, yeah, when you hear the most got got... Yeah, when you hear the most got got... ...type organ, it's just like, oh my God. Organs are... Actually, no. Organs are cool. Okay, it's hard to defend bass players, though.

Yeah. It's hard. They get clout, like, the only way that it's not the wotes is that they get clowned on so much that I kind of feel bad. Yeah. But I agree. God damn. That's like, uh... Well, it's because, okay, that's the thing though, right?

Like, bass by itself is a perfectly fine instrument. But when you're putting into like a rock band setting where you have the lead singer, the guitarist and the drummer, the bass player is definitely just like, oh, there's the bass player. You know? Because everyone's like, either is paying attention to the vocalist or the guitarist, you know? And then like, some of the girls are just like, oh, yeah, but I like the drummer, though.

And then the bass player's like, I'm here too. I can say that as a bass player. Yeah. Yeah. In a rock band saying yes, bass will get you the least amount of pussy. And attention. And attention. And, yeah.

So that is the vote in a rock band. Yeah, I'm trying to think if there's any other, anything. Recorder. No. No. That's awesome. Woodwind instruments are awesome. I think the harmonica is also very nice.

Harmonica is nice. And the accordion. Yeah. Every instrument. Yeah. Yeah. Cool instrument. I won't get you any attention in Europe, but, you know, tourists will be like, ooh.

Can I add in about the kazoo? The kazoo? I don't know, man. The kazoo kid would like to have a word with you. I'm sure you got many bitches. John, pull out the next one. All right, all right, all right. Goat versus wote.

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Oh, I know what the goat is obviously a fucking 2 a.m. Kabab. No, I was, I fucking despise that shit. What the fuck? That's the wote. That is the wote. Okay, that just tells me that in your vicinity, you just have shit kabbat. Before, before I argue with you, what's your, that's the woe, what's the goat for you?

Yeah, what's the goat for you? A vegan salad. A falafel. Uh... A salad. Nugs. Fugged. Nugs.

Nugs. McDonald's nugs, baby. That's, no. Drone. It's good, but it doesn't be to cabal. Do you want to know why it doesn't work? Do you want to know why I'm arguing with cababazz. Go for it.

No, no, no. I'll argue. And I'll tell you why you're wrong and you're dumb and you're bald. Cabab also brings the biggest regret the day afterwards. Okay. So the point is of... Are you sure that's just not like the hangover? The point of the food is that it needs to be something you would never dare order.

Yeah. Like, oh, you would be reluctant to order sober. Right? And there also needs to be an aspect, I believe, of messiness to it. Yes. There needs to be a food that, like, you would. can get everywhere. Why?

Why does it need to be messy? Because it's a feral experience. You can just fucking go at it. Yeah. It's like, I'm drunk already. I don't give a fuck what... Nugs, you're like fucking... You're like, report of the week over here.

You're like, hello, guys. I have my monster energy. And then you lay out your little sauce packets. And you're like, I want a burger where the fucking lettuce is fucking falling out or the fucking roll where every bite, I'm like fucking... The only time where, like, Nugs is satisfactory

as like a late drunk food is when there's like a copious amount of it. Well, that's the whole point. Where if it's like, it was like 52 bambulclat chicken nuggets, then you're just like, all right, this is kind of coded. But, no, no, that's what I'm talking about. It's, it is the mountain of fucking nugs. I'm not talking about like, let me get a five. Let me get a six piece.

No, the fucking, the fucking peak drunk experience is going there. 52 bonblachee nouges. And just having the mountain of nugs and a single. fries and a single order of fries. And now I'm like, I have ordered way too many nugs. Yeah. I don't know how this has happened. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I wish I, I want to say a cab, but honestly just, I do crush McDonald's and I'm absolutely a place. Yeah. I think just like any late night like fast food chain that is like, you know, that's always in the back of your head being like, I could eat it now, but I would feel bad about myself if I ate it, you know, while I was sober.

When you're drunk, you're just like, fuck it. Because with cabs, sometimes you have that moment, right? And this is why it's the woe. You have that moment where you wake up and you look at that fucking cab and it's the most disgusting thing. There's nothing left. There's nothing left. What do you mean? CSI fucking. No, no, no. You, you, it's never been a moment where I've been pissed out of my mind, ordered a cabab and I've been like, I'll save that for tomorrow. Like, it's, no, it's going in my stomach whether I like it or not. You, you, you've never passed out like, like mid-cabab. Have you?

Yes. What? No, when I haven't gone so pissed? He's a slow eater, bro. Yeah, he's a slow eater. I'm feral. I'm feral. I don't know.

You never got so pissed wrong that you're halfway through the kebab or something. You're like, I'm just, I just need to. Let me put this out for a second. You go take, like, you go for a piss or something and then you're just like, you just pass out. For me, it's like every part of my body is so awake. Yeah. The moment I finish it, it's like. Yeah, the cabab, the kebab in my hand is the thing that's the thing that's, you

keeping me awake. The moment that is gone, it's my body's like clock out, you're out. But until then you are going to finish this because you're enjoying it too much. It's the smell, man. You walk, you walk down, you smell like a bad to me. It's like a fucking crime scene. I'm like someone got murdered here. It's disgusting. And it was me. It was my liver. You're like, you're drunk, but you feel like you're functioning pretty well. Yeah. And then you lie down. And then you get like the sandy vestian like fucking flashback. You know, boom, boom, boom. You know that thing? Yeah, the wall like spins.

You get like the boom, boom, boom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. I hate that. Really? I, I kind of like it. I feel, it's that feeling of like where you're like falling into the bed, right?

Do I fucking love it. I hate that feeling. That shit. Really? It makes me so dizzy. I used to like it, but now I'm just like, I feel that. I'm like, ooh, I'm gonna get a hangover to me.

Yeah, yeah. That is like my body saying like, you're gonna be fucked. I will be fucked, but at least I had a good moment. What is the wo? What is the woe? It woats. Beings on toast.

Cereal. Okay. The woe can't be fucking shit like salad because no one does that. What's a dish that someone... What's a common drunk food that just is just like, eh? People do cereal, though, sometimes. Really? No one I want to be friends with it.

Do you do cereal? I was going to fucking say. If you dead ass came up to me and was like, my go-to drunk food is fruity loose. I don't know. You know what I've never done. I need to do this at some point in my life. I've never, like, been shit-faced and then had a full curry.

Indian curry. You should try it next time. I've never done that. Have you done it? I don't know, but I'm kind of curious. Like, I just don't know how I would get through it all. Would it taste good? I don't even know.

It'd be too heavy, surely. Who knows? It's hard because everything slaps when it's drunk food, but if I had to pick a wote. But the best drunk food, right, is the one that's like, just the, like a cab, like, it's like just the right amount of heavy and oily and flavorful. Yeah. You need those three elements. Yeah.

If it's missing even one of them, then it's just like, ah, it just doesn't hit. That's why the kebab is like perfect amalgamation of drunk food. Yeah. That's why everyone gets them. I was going to say pizza is not that good as a drunk food. I feel like, it's, it's so good sober. Yeah. It isn't elevated by being drunk.

Yeah. Like a McDonald's burger You know, I feel bad when I eat it normally Like pizza is what you eat before you get drunk Yeah, yeah And when you have it like after you're drunk Yeah, it's like it's pizza, it's fine Whatever

I wonder what the psychology of that is I don't know I've always wondered I mean I will have it when I'm drunk Yeah Like if it's the only thing there Then yeah I'll happily eat it But you know

Yeah If I could get a fat kebab I'm getting that shit All right All right There we go Connor pick the next one All right

This is the goat, PC or console startup sound. GameCube. Think like Windows XP, PlayStation 2. GameCube goaded. GameCube or PS2. Now, that's shit. Yes, 2 is a good one, right? Can we hear a compilation?

Yeah, let me hear, let me tell you the PS2 one. Okay, the PS2 I don't mind. Really? Are you giving anxiety as a kid? Or is the PS1 or PS2? I always forget which one. Do you know why? Because the game might not run.

Yes! That's it! That is it! That just shows you I never had a PS2. Yeah, yeah. It's a PS1 or PS2 that I'm thinking of. I always forget. Okay, the PS2 would always do the animation

regardless if it didn't like work on. And so sometimes you would just have to watch it. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you your game was not found or something. See, the same thing though happens with the GameCube too. No, but the GameCube is so like catchy that it's just like, ooh, I'm... How can I be mad to you?

Okay, click Play All, because they're already short. Yeah. Okay, how many years there? Okay, I'm gonna say the wope right now, wope before we start. Yeah. Fucking PS3. PS3. Oh, okay.

PS3. I never owned a PS3, so I don't know. Okay, let's listen. Audio listeners, listen for your nostalgia, my friends. All right, let's hear this. I do like the original Xbox 360. Oh, this one's kind of cool. It's a, it's eye. Okay, it sounds like one.

It was pretty good though. We play the next one, so don't worry. All right. Ooh. Oh. Oh. That is nice. It's the whoosh one is the wish.

Yeah. Okay. That was when they updated it. Yeah. Oh. I do like the wash. The whir was just this. Anxiety.

Because you're like, is my game going to work or not? Because what you were hearing for was the, whoop. And then I'll say game not found right now. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Game Boy advanced. Oh, this is goaded. Yeah.

Okay. When you hear that sound, when you hear that sound, You hear that sound, that's when you're like, this is... Game Boy Advance, though. All right. This is goaded. Oh, ding! Oh!

So good! PSP? Yeah. He's fine. Nah. No. Oh, that's quite nice. Oh, the we though.

Yeah. The we though. The warning. The warning. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. That's so nice. That is nice.

That is nice. is good too. I can't remember DS. Oh, shit. I heard that so many times as a child. Cool memory long. I think that's it. Those are like, all the other ones are games. Yeah. Yeah, they're all games now. That's about it. That's, yeah.

What about like PC? I do love the, do do do do do do. The Windows, Windows. Can you do all Windows startups? Yeah, Windows startup sounds. I think it's Windows 95. That's like the really nice one. I always forget which one's which. I got the vote though, I think. Yeah, that one.

Okay. Let's go. Three minutes. 1993 to 2021. All right. Wow, that came from that. What the fuck? I didn't know that was from that.

95. This one's nice. Oh, this one's nice. That's very nice. I didn't even know about this one. Windows networks. I forgot that Windows had startup sounds until just now. Oh my God.

What is this? What is this? What the fuck? Oh, shut down some. Damn, is the spaceship taking off? That sounds like it was taking off. Jesus. What the fuck?

Bloody hell, I don't remember this at all. All right. 95 is up there, I'd say. What's XP? Yeah, yeah. Oh, 98. Okay, okay. I'm about to play Age of Empires too right now.

98 is kind of going. Yeah. Go to, uh, XP. Oh, I remember this one too. Okay, XP. Okay. That was pretty iconic. That was pretty iconic. That was pretty iconic. Oh, that just unlocked so many memories for me, dude. Okay, not, okay, they peaked they peaked out XP. Yeah, XP. Boom, boom, boom. Boom. Bistas one. I want to know. No, no one liked vista, but let's have a look. Oh. Oh, yeah. That's kind of the same one now, right? Yeah. It's not that different to now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty much the same Yeah Yeah, I would say It's a tie for me between 95 and XP

I think XP It's gotta be XP The worst one was the NT5.0 Whatever the fuck that was It was like a rocket taking off Boom boom boom boom Every sound 2000's kids remember The hell is that

Yeah, what is that? Now we should listen to this Now we're just listening to sounds Well I just want like what are the sounds that I remember There's no way There's just no way I remember all these sounds Okay, I do remember that Well, that's just more Disney

Windows XP D-S, Shoreskit, Nokia Nokia? The Nokia Oh, yeah Oh my god, yeah Oh, that one too Oh,

Natskosh Oh, it's the full song I never listened to the full song Okay, well, that's still the same That's still the same Yeah, I just get this one Yeah Yeah

Xbox We All of these are just game Yeah I like it It's just animal crossing Oh Oh my god

Okay Yeah Turn the shit off Yeah Axel F This is going from nostalgia That's the woe I mean the best one

The WOTPS2 Best one maybe Windows XP Yeah Windows XP is up there That's pretty good WOTS The uh Dialup sound Start up

Oh, the AOL sound. You like that? Yeah, because it's iconic. Being-g-bting. It's iconic, but God- They're psychopaths. It sounds insane. I know, but like, why did they do that?

I don't know. Can we play it again for all the young-ins? Because I'm like, this sound is terrifying, man. Sound of dial-up internet. I don't know. Why do they make it this sound? I don't know. It just sounds like the computer having a stroke.

Yeah, I know, right? Yeah, I know, right? Oh, it's... It was this. This, this like, some brown noise shit, man. Oh, I forgot it. How is that goaded? How is that goaded?

That is like horror movie, man. That was the brown no, bro. That was shit myself. Maybe that's why I was shitting myself so much as a kid. Every time I heard the dialogue, just, oh! Like, that was some analog horror type shit. Yeah. Back as a back when that was a good man.

That is now considered analog horror. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Goat activity to pass the time a flight. Shirk in my meat. My schmead. Obviously, raw dog in it. Watching B-movies. B-movies? Like, Joseph Seethon films. Oh, I thought you meant like the B-movie. I was like, there's more than one. How many things are there to do on the flights? What about, what about changing flight to car ride? Because I feel like flight, you have a lot more.

Just traveling in general. Yeah, just traveling. Like you can be chinkets in a car. I spy as the I suppose. Yeah, because I. Because it depends if you're with other people. Right. As well. Because if you're with other people, the goat thing is to just fucking, you know, have a conversation.

Oh, nah. That's, that's, that's, a word, actually. Sit in silence. That's weird dog in it. Yeah. Now, you know what the best thing, the goat thing was to do on a trip when you were a kid? I don't know if you did this, but I know this is like a common thing.

You would pretend, you'd look out of the window and you would pretend that there was a man running alongside you. What? You never did this as a kid? I'm not a weirder. Every kid did this, dude. I did not. I was, I was confirmed.

I was confirmed of this. When I saw a post about it, I'm like, oh my god. Did you do this? I thought I was the only one who did this as a kid. I thought you're about to say, imagining you're in like a music video. Yeah. No, I wasn't that creative. I just imagined like when you were- I just imagined there was like a Sonic S character just like following me along the road.

And he'd like jump over all the obstacles. That's just scary as fuck. That was fun. It was a good way to pass the time. I've never, I've never had a- Whenever you're on the highway and there was like girders on the side of the road, you would, I would imagine like he'd be like Sonic and just like grinding on them. Would you like put your fingers there and do it with my fingers as well. Understandable. Yeah. Just sit there and look at it and go like, yeah, I did that. I did that as a kid. I never had a moment where it's like, yeah, you guys all think this. This is pre-game boy days for me. Yeah, pre-game boy. This is when I was like four or five years old, you know. When I got the Game Boy, I was all in the Game Boy, but before then I was like, well, I'm just going to pretend there's a Sonic S.

character following me? Um, I have never done that before. You never did that? I've never done that before. Someone watching this will understand. I'm not the only one. I'm not crazy. I swear guys.

There are people who did this as a kid. Joey, I can tell you I've played Pepsi Man. That was the closest thing. Yeah, right? You'd imagine like, it didn't matter what character was. What's a game that came out? It's a game that came out like the late 90s. For some reason, but it's very popular.

Very popular in Japan. You never saw Pepsi Man? Oh, this. It's like, it didn't matter what the character was. It could be like, for me it was like Sonic. But like it could have been any character. It could have been Pepsi Man. Any character that can run in like a video game or a cartoon, whatever it was.

You would imagine them running alongside like interacting with everything that passed by on the street. And that was just the way to pass time as a kid on like a really long trip. You know, so. I wonder what Americans do because they must be the ones trained in long car journeys. Because I feel like planes are easy because you have like the entertainment system, right? Yes. But it's cars that is the hard part

because to me I can't like read a book or something in a car or play like my DS because I just get dizzy. Yes, totally. Trains easy because it's stable enough as well but cars are the hardest thing. You couldn't use your phone right because you can't look at things.

I can't use my phone on a car ride either because I get sick. Yeah. Unless I'm on like a high, like a Japanese highway where that's just a straight road. Yeah. But any curvature and I'm just like, oh,

I can't look at that anymore. Yeah. Um, what is the goaded way to pass the time? Just listen to music, yeah. That's what I do on a flight. It's fucking sleep in it.

Just sleep, yeah, honestly, sleep is the go. It's probably the goat. Sleep, sleep is goaded. Sleep is teleporting.

Yeah. Yeah. Except when you're like in that fucking car journey and it's like daytime and you close your eyes and you get like that fucking red flicker in your eyes. I know exactly what you mean. I know exactly what you mean.

It happens so often on the shink constant. Like you're up against the window and there's just the, and I'm just like, god damn eyelids, can you not be a bit more opaque? How am I getting flashbang with my eyes closed? Like, this is fucked up. God damn. Maybe my islands are thick. You don't get that?

You don't get that? I get that so often. Maybe you have Asian islands. Yeah, I do. Very thin islands. She loves winning all the time. The white man does not struggle with such trivial things. The white man with its thick eyelids.

Penetrates all light. Alright, let's see this. No, I'm trying to. Goat versus wote. Way to get cancelled. I thought you're gonna say cancer. We can do that next. Might go by balls. Chain smoke Chinese cigarettes. That's the best way to get cancer.

to get canceled. We'll do that one next. Yeah, we're going to get that way. Okay, go away to get canceled. Go to the way to get canceled. Oh, shitting myself. Can you get canceled for shitting yourself? No, no.

No, you can't get canceled for that. You'll become a, you'll become a meme, though. You'll be canceled. That's true. Are people, can people get canceled? It's a mindset, actually. I think people don't get canceled anymore. cancellation is a mindset

I don't think it happens anymore Goaded way is What's a You got a Bad opinions about anime Right Jerry Saying saying

Saying that Yuri on ice And JJK is Is uh Mid Right You Googled like controversial Joseph's It was like

Joseph Stalin Joseph Visinger I was like How are you on the same list of Stalin? I'm on the same list of Stalin. I made it, guys. Because you said things about anime.

I made it, guys. I said a couple of bad things about anime. I am toe to toe with Stalin. There is honestly no difference in my mind. Yeah, Stalin's just like, damn. He's a hard competition. You belong in the modern-day gula. Yeah.

Oh, God. Yeah, that is the goaded way, I will say, because it's just funny. Yeah, I miss the days when the biggest drama on the internet was just the most inconsequential shit. Yeah. of like all time. Yeah, I was watching this video about like Matt Pat.

Mm-hmm. And it was like, it was so funny because the shit that he got like, quote-unquote, like drama for was just so dumb. Like what? Like, I guess like that was a thing where he was like, Wario is like eight feet tall or something. And he, yeah, yeah, that's pretty egregious. And people got like really upset about it.

You're valid. Like, it just seems really dumb in hindsight. Dude, if the motherfucker was eight feet tall, how wide is he? It's like five feet wide. Yeah. Or is literally a cube. Yeah. It's like a 300 kilo, like, blob.

In this video, there was also like, I totally forgot that this happened. Matt Pat, like, some of the game theories, I guess had done, and I think Matt was also like, yeah, this is a mistake. But there's like some things he did where, like, I guess he would do science based on, like, it's like, like, phony science based on, like, hands. Yeah. Like if their hands were a certain way, they were gay. Did he actually?

It was like 10 years ago. Didn't he also get heed for that video where it's like which video game character would survive COVID? Oh, yes. I know you got a lot of backlash for that one too. But yeah, like so dumb. Luigi with his heightened jump. Yeah, so dumb to get like, I don't know.

Yeah. But like that's dumb cancellations. Yeah. I miss when cancellation was just that and not, you know, crimes. Yeah, that's the vote. Just when we were just straight up committing crimes. Yeah. Because now people commit crimes and they still keep...

Yeah, and they don't even get canceled for it. Back then it was like, don't you dare say mess. Sans is mess. Yeah, exactly. We will cancel you for. We will make sure you're canceled. Don't you dare say that fairy tale sucks. We will cancel you for it.

Dude, remember when the biggest drama in the anime community was badly doing bad anime reviews, Joey? Yeah. Yeah. I do remember. God, I miss those days now. I miss that. I miss those days. Like bad chapter reviews. Yes. Bad episode reviews. Oh my God. Oh my God. Take me back to. Yeah. Back then I was just like, this is ass. Now I'm just like, this is peak. Please bring me back to those days. Please, please. God damn. God damn. Can we just get back to the point where you could get canceled for having an opinion on anime? That would be fantastic. I mean, people still do do that. Yeah. You know, that hasn't gone away. That hasn't gone away. Yeah. Well, I think, you know, the scope of anime,

and I guess content creators in general used to be so small. Yeah. But now it's so big. And content creators are quite powerful in the grand scheme. Thank you for saying, for. Yeah. Thank you for saying, you know. Powerful.

I do feel powerful. Well, I mean, we have more and more, you know, content creators becoming like politicians and things. Like, it's in real world power now. So it's kind of weird that I'm like, hey, what about anime? Yeah. It doesn't matter now. What about domain expansion?

It is a powerful combination. That is the goat. That's why God's going to run for president. Yeah. That is the goaded way of getting canceled. All right. What about the goat versus way of getting cancer? The goad of way of getting cancer?

Yeah. Oh, dude. I mean like fucking drinking and smoking. Yeah. I agree. Chinese cigarettes. Horrible end to your life, but you have how many years of fun?

Yeah, exactly. The wo? But I like. Radiation. blast. Yeah. Yeah. That would be a terrible way.

The won't being next to me while I'm speed running smoking. You get all the cancer, not on the farm. I'm kidding. I don't smoke. Wait, wait. Okay. Can I confirm something? Yes.

Were you guys ever told that if you ate burnt foods that you could get cancer? Sorry, wait. If I, bird food? Burd food. Oh. I think that's somewhat true, though, no? Is it a completely false? Like if you're doing like yaki niku and like the charcoal.

Yeah, my mom never let me eat those. Yeah. Did you have that thing in Wales? They told me that, but I always told them that was the yummiest part. Yeah, it is a yummiest part. It is the y is, can we, can we? I'm like, even from a young age, I was always like, damn, it's always the best things that give you cancer. What the problem is is that with these things, right, they always tell you like everything you love and know gives you cancer.

There is no conclusive evidence from human studies that eating it. causes cancer. Oh, well, go ahead, kids. Eat all the burnt food. Eat all the charcoal. This is like, you know, you always hear these articles and they always are so sensational lines. So it's hard to know really what's based in truth. But then it's pretty much all the things I love that cause problems in my life. It's also just like, there were so many moments as well where it's like they do, you know, there's so many studies happening simultaneously, right? That I remember, I remember there was like an article being like, oh, if you eat too many eggs, it'll give you cancer. And then immediately it's like, if you don't need enough eggs, it'll give you cancer.

Like if you eat more than five fries, you'll get cancer. You get cancer. If you have bacon, you have cancer. It's like, okay, we got to chill. Everything causes cancer. So just enjoy your life. Smoke and drink away, boys. Don't do that. That is proven to cause joking. That is proven to cause cancer. I appreciate it. Because I like when they're like, hey, man, maybe don't need so much red meat. I'm like, all right, well, I'm not going to listen to you, but I, this is my voice. Yeah. I treat it as like a luxury. Yeah. I do appreciate that aspect of it. I don't think there is any way to avoid cancer at this point. You just have to stop eating, apparently.

I might... It's called a calculated risk. Okay. You'd calculate the happiness it gives you versus the likelihood of cancer. It's like winning at like the blackjack table. When you're winning, you just feel like it's not going to stop. Yeah.

And then when it does happen, you're like, wow, I lost? Yeah. I should have seen that come. I imagine that's how a disease feels. problem is that, you know, you can top up from Blackjack, but you know, you can double down. Can't really do that when you can't get back. When you get, when you have cancer.

In Blackjack, you can cash out. You can't really do that. In real life, you know. All right. What do we got, Connor? Okay, goat versus wote, airplane snacks. Ooh. Either a snack you bring on the plane or one you get on the plane.

nuts fuck that guy up as the goat no that's the woe the woe nuts yeah like pistachios of the wote you got the fucking shells what we're gonna do with those things

I think the wote is like like this only happens on domestic flights the wote is like someone else's McDonald's you know what I mean like just something about the inside of it just say Chris's McDonald's McDonald's yeah okay

Chris's McDonald Something about someone else's fast food on a flight. It's just, I don't know what it is about just the interior of an airplane. Like, it, it tenfolds the smell. That's because it's a closed area. It's the worst one is your friend too. It's the worst one is your friend. You're like, bitch, you got nuggets you didn't even give me some.

Yeah, exactly. And it stinks up the whole fucking plane and it's just like, oh, something about it's just queasy. Deerian. I believe that's like an act of terror. You actually can't bring that on. You can't bring that on the planes. Yeah. I wouldn't even know if they shipped that shit.

They probably got, like, Juryan specialty shipments. What I want to do is I want to go to Estonia and just blow their minds. Just bring Estonia. Just bring a durian on a plane to Estonia. Why did you pick Estonia? It's like the widest place I could think of. They just wouldn't know what hit him.

They'd think they're under attack. It would cause, like an active terror. Yeah, I moved out and we like, I'm not good for Estonia. I don't know why I give them. It was a colonel. Yeah, that's how he talks. What is the goat?

I don't know. The goat is that it's, you know, on like some planes, right? You have the meal. It's the shittiest fucking meal you've ever had in your life. And on some planes, they surprise you, be like, excuse me, sir, would you like some ice cream right now? I was about to say that, that, that is, the airplane ice cream that is not on the menu, that just, they just whip out.

Wait, wow. Are we talking like? Like the little tub ones. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Because one time I was on one flight, and it definitely was like the lower tier of ice cream. And I was eating it.

I was like, man. You know like when the vanilla is a little too yellow? And you're like... I kind of like that, though. No. I kind of like the yellow, like artificial... When they give you like little tubs of like nice ice cream,

you're like, ooh, little tubs. Yeah. And then I think I was on a United flight one time. And it came out and it was like a scoop and a bowl. And I was like, oh, okay, wow. And then I had a bite and I was like, you know, it does taste like ice cream. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. The thing that hits isn't the flavor. It's the surprise. The fact that they just, because it's not every flight they do this. It's just on some like, this is when you get the tea and they give you a little chalky. Oh, that is nice. That's good. And you're like, oh, this is pretty good chocolate.

There is a part of me, though, that really appreciates, like, the way too yellow vanilla tubbs. Oh, hey. Like, I'm just like, like, the shit that's like, this shit will definitely glow in the dark if I tried. Like, you know, it's just a little too radioactive yellow. I kind of like it. Yeah.

I kind of like it. I love the, the artificial vanilla flavor, especially on a flight. All right, wotes. I mean, it's got to be like. No, no, no. Another person in McDonald's. That's the word for me. The work, okay, stuff that you do eat.

Oh, that white. The wotes. The wotes. I don't know. but it's always the breakfast. Oh my God, the breakfast is always abysmal. Yeah.

The breakfast man. Omlet that is like, yeah, somehow been forged in hell and is like four layers of egg molded together about, by like a hydraulic press. Yeah.

And then you bite into it and it's more rubber this somehow. It's so dry. And then you're like, you're like, there's like a little tomato sauce on the side. You're trying to get it. You're begging for some flavor.

And the moist mushroom that somehow tastes, oh, the most mushroomy mushroom that you've ever mushroom in your life. You know what I mean? like war crime croissant.

Oh yeah. It's like, bro, if you threw that shit at someone, it would permanently injure them. Just airplane food in general is not great. No, because there can be good airplane food. Yeah, I mean, if you're in like business. No, no, no, no. That can be some great airplane flu. I've never, I've never, I mean, look, whenever I like fly on like economy, for instance,

I'm just like, I'll eat it, but it's never like wowsers, but even like some like business class. Some great curries I've had. Yeah, but it's not to fuck up a curry. What? Emeritus economy. Emeritus. Oh, Emeritus economy. Yeah, that's a, that's a dot on the line, that is.

That is in its own caliber, because that's Emirates. Oh, that, that shit's so good. Yeah, that is good. That is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember when we flew stress outlines, I remember the cheese. The cheese board was phenomenal. That was a phenomenal cheese board.

We were in business, admittedly, but the cheese board was fantastic. I don't get a business class. It was worth the fucking cost. No. I mean, I remember like, Jal economy had amazing. Yeah, it's all right. And stuff.

It's getting better. I mean, I think economy food is getting better. When I was a kid, though, that shit was a ass. Yeah, it was pretty bad because it always be like chicken and it's always like, do you want chicken that tastes like mush? Yeah. Or do you want beef that tastes like, is the consistency of leather? Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like beef is always bait on flights. It is. It is always bait. It's always bait. fish shows, I always kind of like fish normally on planes. Yeah, I pretty good experience.

I usually take the fish option if the chicken is like out. But the problem with the fish option is I'm never full afterwards. Do you, do you drink on planes? Sometimes. It depends on long the flight is. Yeah.

Yeah. If it's a long flight, yes. Yeah. I might do like one. I used to think getting, like, drinking like five beers would help me sleep. But then I think it should end up making me feel like shit.

And then when I get there, I'd be like, fuck, now I'm, now I feel gross too. Yeah. I like drinking on planes. At least when it's, on a trip to a holiday. Yeah, holiday, yeah.

If it's a business trip, then I'm like, I don't want to drink. No. Because like, when you're going on a holiday, you're like, ooh. It's like, okay. I'm going to start early. Oh, I'll get a 9 a.m. wine.

Yes. Fuck it. Okay. We ball. That's the best, though. That is the best. The best way you're just like, you've woken up at for a 5 a.

Yeah. At 5 a.m. for a flight at 9 a.m. And you're like. And it's like the constraints of time are no concern. me right now. I can do whatever the fuck I want. It is the one time when you can say, yeah, it's 5 p.m. somewhere. You know, on a plane, there is no such thing as time.

52 bomboclout wine glasses. Just knock him back. That's how my dad used to fall asleep on flights. He just drank the bar dry. I respect it. I remember one time he was just like, the stewardess had to actually be like, can you stop? Because he was drinking too much.

Oh, fucking, why? You fucking want me, you stop fucking drinking? Yeah, I think he had like 12 gin and tonic. and he was just like, it's so you need to stop. Goat versus Wote's video game mechanic. Video game mechanic. Yeah.

Oh, dude. Mm. Fuck. What's a mechanic that I always get fucking pissed off at when I see it? Skill trees. That's goaded, man. That is goaded.

That's goaded. I'm just trying to think of mechanics first. When saves are a resource, I do hate it. Oh. But I understand why they do it. I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That fucking moment in a game where you hit, where you hit a new area, but it's like the fucking corridor, and then you just got to like shove your way through the corridor. Because, you know, do you know what I mean? The triple A gaming moment. They're like, all right, here you go. All right.

And the characters always says something snarky, like, this is a tight squeeze. Yeah, I do hate that shit. Yeah. Okay. What is another mechanic? I'm just trying to think of mechanics in general. Skilletree is goaded.

That's always fun. Dialogue options. Oh, go to woe. I feel that's kind of bait. I feel that's always bait. It's woe, especially when it doesn't impact anything in the game. No, they always like to make you think it impacts it. But it doesn't mean anything.

Okay, how do we feel about multiple endings? I think we've talked about that. I don't like it. I don't like multiple endings. I appreciate them. I like there to be a concise canon ending, though. Yeah. I do, but I'm happy to have multiple endings.

I just want to know for the sake of the story in the world, which one is the, let's say, like, the author's intention of, like, where the game goes. Or if it's like a standalone or sequel, if it's like complete standalone, and all of them are canonical in some aspects. It's fine. But I hate it when it's like how I think, I believe, mass affected it, where the story is the story, and then there's just randomly three different endings.

Like, don't really make much sense. Yeah. I actually don't like, I actually hate the idea of a good ending and a bad ending. Vision novels do is quite often as well, right? Where you... Yeah, they tell you, good end, bad end. Yeah, good end, bad end. But like, I don't want, you know, I don't want good end, bad end.

I want an ending that is best fitted for the story that you're trying to tell. Yes. You know, I don't, it's, because it boils it down to happy end or sad end. But sometimes the sad ending is the more interesting. Yes. And the more compelling ending. Or sometimes the true ending is boring. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. The true ending is when every conflicts get solved. Everyone's happy. And I'm just like, no, just like, give me a proper ending that works the best for the story. Yeah. And maybe have some offshoot endings when someone made a choice, some other kind of choice. I agree. I agree.

Okay. I just played Castlevania 2 one of the voted mechanics, day and night cycles. Oh. I hate day and night cycles. Yeah, I kind of agree. Because you always find yourself like wanting to do something at the wrong time.

Yeah. Also, for fuck sake, just let me fucking do it. Yeah, also you experience possibly the game that has one of the worst examples of that. Yeah. Yeah. Which is Castlevania 2. But then I thought about it and I was like, I don't really like this in most games. I think it depends. Because say, for example, I think in horror games it can work as like a sense of like crap, like get ready for night.

Yeah. But then some games do it and there's nothing really bad at night. And so then it just kind of gets in your way. In cozy games, you know, like an Animal Crossing, for example, I think it makes sense. And it's quite nice because, you know, there's like, oh, there's only some things you can do at night. In Pokemon, I never liked it. I never liked the, oh, you can catch your fucking Hutu-to-2 at night. It's like, fuck off, mate.

Oh, really? I really like that. I didn't like. No, because then I have to fucking wait around and say, I want the fucking Pokemon. Yeah, because it kind of felt like in real life, it's like, oh, I'm catching a hoo-hoo. And it's a night in the real life. I'm kind of fucking, I'm really. I'm really.

I'm really, I kind of like that. Because now so many games just give you an in-game clock to be like, now you can control the time of the game. And I'm like, and then you always have to end up scumming the clock. You have to go and go, go my settings. I'll set it to midnight. So you go and catch the Pokemon I want to cat. The only, the only time I allow it is when the day or night cycle brings a new like OST or new sound. Because I really like that in Zelda when you're just exploring.

And then the sun comes out and you hear that, that new OST hits. Yeah. You know, you're like, oh, this feels good. Anything else outside of that? Fucking despise that. That's why I like Animal Crossing, because it's every hour. The song is different. Another woe is forced backtracking.

Oh, yes. I do not like that. Constantly forcing you to backtrack. The one thing I hated about Holonite and like Silk Song was just the constant backtracking. Actually, on the same vein as Day and Night Cycles, weather cycles. Hate that shit. Hate that fucking shit. Could you give me an example of a game that you feel like did it poorly? Every game, because I never want rain in my games.

Why would I want a rainy day in my game? I don't like that shit. Because there's certain, say for example, in Animal Crossing, there are certain things that you can do only when it's rainy. I don't give a shit, man. That's like an event in the game. I escape from England to escape the rain in real life. I don't want to eat that shit in my video game.

Give me sunny weather, always in my video games. I don't give a shit. The Cropstar. I'll give a shit if we are on a water drought. You know, it's a video game. You know, I want that shit. Go to mechanic in a video game when you're fighting an enemy and they join your party. Oh.

When you finally, like, you beat a guy and he's like, fine, I'll join you. You're like, yo. And the work mechanic is when he's like one-tenth of the strength. Like when you actually get the OPE guy. Yeah. And he's actually still OPE. Yeah. It's so sick.

Like Pokemon mystery. Dungeon? Like that shit? Yeah. That is pretty good. It's the RPG where the guy joins your like team and then he's like 20 levels above all like your party members. And it just feels like so good to use him. Resource management. I do think like when they have like just insane movement, it can be really fun in the game. That's why like games like Ultra Killa very popular. Like Sonic and shit. Like 2D Sonic. Okay, as a game mechanic, how do you guys feel about permadeath? Oh, I love Pima death.

When done correct. I think Perma-Def is a beautiful thing. Yeah, I agree. I think it adds like an element to the game where you have to actually just like lock the fuck in. That's why I really liked it in like early Fire Emblem. Because that it actually put like a difficulty to the game that actually made it like challenging and fun. Okay. Woted game mechanic. Save points. when they are far away from the boss.

Yeah, like backtracking. Yeah. Again, what I didn't like about Silk Song. I mean, that's kind of like the main criticism of like the early Dark Souls too. Yeah. You are quite often far away from boss doors. Yeah. You know, and it's so annoying because whenever you talk to people about this,

because, you know, people love these games and, you know, they treat them like their gospel. And they're like, no, no, it's actually so sick that you have to like waste five minutes every time. It's like, why? Yeah, I hate it. I've already shown I can do this backtracking section so many times. What are we doing? Just put it right in front of the fucking boss. You are purposely wasting my time.

Yeah. Yep. Maybe they didn't think about it. Maybe they, you know, whatever. But it's not fun. It's just not, like, games are for fun. Yeah. Even early Final Fantasy games had the foresight to put the save point right before the boss.

Yeah. You know, because they didn't want people fucking backtracking all the time. Yeah. And it wastes time. And it takes you out of that flow state as well. Yeah. When you're like right in the boss battle,

you're losing you like, I want to try. again right now. Yes, exactly. So, yeah, I'm trying to think of... Also goaded when you beat the final boss and in a video game, they're like, oh, you can keep exploring. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I hate it when they're like, and the Final Fantasy does this,

we're like, you should save now. You really should save. You really need to save. You really need to save right here. Yeah. I hate that because then it's like, then you beat the boss and it's like, like, whenever you did in Zelda, it would be like reverse time. Yeah.

I'm like, but Gannon, I already fucked down. I killed it. Can we spoil the world where Gannon is no more? Yeah. And I can just do whatever the fuck I want. I can just build dumb shit. All right. They're all pretty good.

Game mechanics in video games. Okay. How do you guys feel about water levels? I don't mind water levels that much. Worst designs. Swamp levels are the worst, bro. Worse designs, but always the best music. So it's a double-edged sword.

You know, I hated all the water levels in my world. R64, best tracks. No, worse than water levels. Fucking ice levels, man. I like the ice levels. It's just, no, the fucking ice level, it's just normal level, but with less friction. What about? What about when you have to go into the sewers for a video game?

This is like a very 80s, 90s thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You always have to go into the sewers. And in Resident Evil, you always go in the sewers for something. Yeah, because it's creepy and stinky. I think goaded. Yeah. Turn-based combat.

Wow. Wow. What a glow up from Connor. It depends on how it's implemented. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it needs to be deep enough. Loaded? Having a grind.

Yes. Level grinding. Level grinding is the vote. Yes. And it's really unfortunate because it's so many games I love have it, but it's the one thing where I'm just like, if I was 10 and I had all the time in the world, I wouldn't care. Did you, okay, when you were growing up,

going playing RPGs. Yeah. Did you give yourself grind days? Yeah. I forgot. Totally. I forgot this was just a part of my mentality when I was playing JRP's. Yeah.

I forgot about this until I played, until I, until I remembered my playthrough of some of the games I'm thinking about replaying. I was like, I remember, oh, yeah, I played this. I remember I would, like, cycle through, oh, I get to do a story day today, and I get to play through the story. And then I would literally spend, like, an entire day. because I'm the fucking, I was the kind of gamer where give me a JRP and I wanted to be high leveled to like just breeze my way through the bosses. I don't know why. That was just the gamer I am. So I literally would just give my like make myself suffer with just like eight hour

grind days. Yeah, I did that when I played like early Dragon Quest games growing up because like especially the early ones you have to grind. So I'm just like, all right, well, it's a Saturday and it's raining outside. I'm going to grind for 10 hours just so I can be in this next boss tomorrow. I'm like, damn. How the fuck did I do that shit, man? It's just, god damn. Best things as a kid, bro. He had no responsibility. So you could just grind for 10 hours with no consequence. Goatid and woted plane slash train seat. I mean, the woe is the middle. It's the middle. The middle. I think aisle is better than when I agree. Yes, I agree. Isle is the best. Isle is the best. You don't need to worry about taking a piss. A little bit of

extra leg room when the cart isn't out. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's all good. That's all good. all good. Solved. Goat versus Wote decades be born in. Within the last century. I mean, Wote, it's got to be like 1920, 1930. Yeah, 1930.

No, no, to be born in, right? 1920, probably. 1920. You got a war. Yeah. Or the 1910s. Yeah. Because you're in a doll when the Great Depression hits.

Yeah. So, and you have to go to war. The goat? Probably like 1950s. 1950, 1960. Imagine growing up in an era and you're like, I can go, I can get a job and afford a house. At age 22. At age 22 and feed my family of like four.

I'm like, damn. The seven bedroom house cost me, what, $10 and three beans? Easy mode. Easy mode, man. Easy mode. Goat sport you want to add into the Olympics. Wote sport you want to remove. Oh, what's a wote sport that I want them to remove?

I don't know if they have any. Yeah, I don't know. Goat versus wote vacation activity. Or goat is drinking. Goat is day drinking. Day drinking is the goat activity. Like how many of these. It's just like drinking, yeah.

Holiday activities. WOTES is going to that fucking tourist spot. Oh, bro. Tours. Tours. Tours. Tours. Tours. Tours. Tours. Get that shit away. Anywhere where there's a lot of people. It's voted for me. Definitely. Which is a shame because most vacations, there is usually a lot of people. Yeah. I mean, goaded. I mean, there's so many. So many. I kidding. Day drinking, day smoking. day taking drugs

any activity that could put you on to the seven daily sins during the day. I love working out on vacation. I don't know, something about it feels like I'm on my own time. Yeah, can't relate, brother. You're like, I'm going to crush some pinocletters. It's the instant gratification. Yeah, man.

I kind of get that. Shilling at the pool, bro, or like at a fucking lake, like war side. Yeah. Just fucking, it's one. Yeah, man. I should walk out. Goaded. Might be a hot take.

Jet lag. I love the feeling of jet lag. Are you fucking dumb? Are you fucking dumb? I love the feeling of the fucking dumb. Hell, that's the wrong with you. I love the feeling of jet lag, man. What do you mean?

Because it's just like, you wake up at like weird hours and your body. Yeah, that's the worst. Huh? That's the worst. Nah, because it's, if you just, okay, if you just roll up being a fucking tired and miserable all day. Because I'm like, if you just roll with it. Because number one. you get the, you guess the, you get the best fucking sleep of your life with Jetlag. Right.

Yeah, but you also have one of the worst like post wake up feelings too. Because you're just like, you're stumbling out of bed and it's like, what time is it? Like four, yeah. Yeah, you just, you just wait, you wake up in a fit of delirium and you're just like, oh, that's the worst feeling. I hate that. It's, it's great. It's you, you, you feel like, you know, because is you, you are not on the same time level of, like, the time, like, sink as like society. So you're like, ooh, I'm, I'm a little bit of a rebel right now.

You know, I'm awake at, I'm awake at 4 a.m. Guys like, this is the only time I could be anarchistic. Yeah, yeah. I'm awake at 4 a.m. shit. I can do anything right now. No, but like, it's never like that. It's always like 2 p.m. The sun is out and you're just like, I'm about to pass out. That's the worst feeling. I hate that. No, it's, it's easy to slice. To me, at least, it's easy to stay up if you're feeling tired on holiday. Right? No. Am I crazy? Am I crazy? Am I crazy? You just power through that shit.

Yeah, but it doesn't feel good. Yeah, I mean, I don't like it. Yeah, so invalid. All right. What is the worded place for you to have a beer and go to the place to have a beer? Woted and go to place to have a beer. Yeah, because they're usually like 10x surprise.

Some people love airport beers, bro. Yeah, I guess because it's that first. Yeah, because to them is that first step of I'm on vacation. But I'm not on vacation yet. I'm still on the airport. Yeah. I'm not there. It hasn't started. No. The goaded place to have a beer? The woded place. Actually, I'm saying that I did have one when I had a layover in Germany. And it was a pretty fucking good beer. I think that's just because you were in Germany. Yeah, but it seemed like everyone else in my fucking terminal was also chugging a beer. It was crazy. Well, yeah. Literally the entire like when in Germany. Yeah,

dude, it was great. The voted beer is stadium beers. Oh, yeah, stadium beers. You know what? Any venue that serves beer? Club beers. A club beer is disgusting.

Any beers that serve venue and you get like that fucking plastic cup. You know what I mean? Which is so weird because I completely agree with you, but it is the complete opposite when it's like a live music show. Now, live music show you beers. No, dude, they're great.

Because they pump you off. I have to fight so hard on the bar to get someone to the tension. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I hate it. That beer never lasts as long as you wanted to last, man. Yeah, never. Fair enough.

And you can't get two. Yeah, you can't. You can't hold two. You got to hold two beers. Oh, I do that. I do that because it's one before the show starts, and then it's one while the show's gone. And then I don't have to go back to the bar during the show.

It's great. Yeah. It's just, yeah. Experienced. I fucked with it in Korea because they just give you like a two liter bottle. That was so sick. In the stadium, they just give you a two-liter bottle of beer. And then I just bring four cups.

And then we were all trucking beers. Perfect. I was like, this is awesome. This is such a smart way to give beers to people that are here. Hell yeah. Go to place to have a beer. That isn't a bar. That isn't a bar?

Yeah. With the boys, I'm all right. Gang, gang, type shit. Go to place of a beer. No fucking type shit me. Go to place of a beer. No fucking type shit. Type shit.

Brother, you, how old are you, brother? How old are you, brother? Six, seven. Weekend lunchtime beer. Weekend lunchtime beer. Yeah, just daytime beer. Daytime beer goes crazy. Daytime beer when you're on a holiday.

Daytime beer on a holiday. Yeah, that's got to be the go, right? It's because the problem. On a stinking hot day. The problem with, like, lunchtime beers is that you can't keep drinking. You gotta stop. You gotta stop. You have to go on cool down.

Yeah. You can't spam the alts, you know? You sound like alcoholics. We do sound like alcoholics. Look, we appreciate beers. Yeah, we love a good beer. No, it's because it ruins your flow because you have to, like, cool down. I'm genuinely in the flow state right now.

No, because you hit 5 p.m. and you're just like, oh, I'm feeling like sluggish now. Like, because the cool down is what you, the tax. that you pay, which you normally pay when you're sleeping, but if you have a lunchtime beer and they have to go back to work or go back to do normal society stuff, you just always feel a little bit more worn down. Yeah, that is true. That's true.

And that sucks. All right. Goat versus woe, time of day. Goat versus... 2am is a goat, surely. No, I'm never awakened to. I love a 2 a.m. I'm never awake at 2 a.m.

Sometimes you hit the flow state at 2 a.m. No. I do not. Like workflow stay at 2 a.m. I used to, but not anymore. I hated when I did that. Yeah, I used to, but not anymore. I, dude, I can't stay up past midnight anymore.

You are so... I'm going to, I am in bed... You're so... No wonder you shit yourself. Yeah, dude, by... There's diapers on. By 10 p.m., I'm in bed reading a book. I'm certified unc now.

I can't do it anymore. Okay, wotes. Uh, actual wote at time, 4 a.m. Yeah, 4, 5. Okay. Why is 2 a.m. crazy before it's okay. No, no, no. Okay, here me out. Because four years, it's too late to be staying up and it's too early to wake up. Yes. And also it hits 4 a.m. and that is the time when, uh, all of the restaurants, even the degenerate ones closed down. Like you, you, you, you have like, you're like,

even late now with the boys, you hit 3 a.m. You're like, oh, shit, it's a 3am snack. This is a D.Gen night. You hit 4 a.m. And suddenly, you're like, you're like, you're like, oh, you're like, oh, you're like, you're like, oh, you're Finally, everything's closed and you're questioning your life choices. Yes. Right? It's the time just before the sun comes out. It's right before night breaks. Yeah.

And you start to get that faint glow over the horizon. And that is the glow of regret. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, fuck, I should not be awake at this time right now. Yeah. Something has gone wrong in your life if you are at 4 a.m. Yeah. You know. There's never been a moment where I'm up at 4 a.m. and I'll be like, I feel good.

Yeah. If you wake up at 4. You're going to talk to Pete, bro. He loves me up for a year Fuck that Dude he took me to this bar He was like I was like I always asked about this bar that he likes

This bar that's basically In someone's living room Okay Yeah He's run by an eccentric old man Yeah He apparently loves Jeff women

And I was like Take me there some time man He's like fine fine I'll take you So You know he's working himself up all night To go to this bar He's like dude it's fuck The bar's intense

It's really weird And so we go into this bar It looks insane When you're walking into it You have to go in like someone's back entrance to their house, up the stairs, and then it's in there, like, it's so weird. And he's like, dude, just so you know that guy's a little march, we're going to be here for a while, he's not going to let you leave.

We go in, it's a different guy at the bar. Oh, okay. And then Pete goes like, oh, where is the master? Where is he at? And he goes, uh, what? He goes, yeah, yeah, where's the master there? The old guy used to be here. He's a really strange guy.

Yeah. He goes, oh, he is dead. Holy shit. And Pete goes, well, hold on there. I was just here like a year ago. What happened? He's like, oh, he died five years ago. Wait, what?

Pete thought he'd come here like recently. He didn't been there in like five years. Guy died. And then he goes, yes, it's very funny. He died to that chair right there five years ago on his birthday. Holy fuck. And then everyone was like laughing about it. And everyone was like, no.

I was like, what that? That's how I want to go out. Yeah, everyone loved it. Hell yeah. And all his porn was still up. It was everywhere. That's awesome. There's so much tities everywhere.

Dude, love titties. I mean, that was a, just because we were talking about 3 a.m. That was like a 3 a.m. That was like a 3 a.m. spot. Yeah. Holy. Damn. And the guy in there, there was a guy didn't there.

He was drinking. He was so energetic. And I was like, how old are you, man? He goes, I'm 77. Damn. He was a 4 a man. Loving his life. He was very, very, very energetic.

That's where I want to be at 77, still hitting up the bars. I was like, he asked him. I was like, what's the secret to staying young? He goes, I love my wife. I was like, you're full of shit, man. It's like Chinese cigarettes. China. All right, go to time.

Go to time. For me, it's like, yeah, I was about to say, because it's around the time where you're like, dinner is coming. Dinner is coming. Work is like just winding down. Favorite meal of the days coming up. Six is better. Six.

Yeah, I was fully locked in. Yeah, five to six p.m. I'd say is my favorite time. But I'm getting ready for the evening. Yeah, true that. Yeah. Yeah, true that. I don't know. I'm also a 7 a.m. heater.

I don't know why. 7 a.m.? Any time from like 3 to 9, I hate. Nah, for me it's between like 2 to 6. You're so dumb. Two to six, seven I can do it. Yeah, seven I can do. You like seven?

Yeah, I can do seven. I woke up a seven today. You did not wake up a seven today. Yes, I do. I have to. I live like an hour away, bro. I don't have a choice. Yeah, I woke up to seven today. I usually try to wake up between seven and eight. Because again, I'm asleep by midnight. That's crazy. I woke up with seven today. What the fuck?

Why the fuck were you late? Because I forgot. Because I forgot. No excuse, bro. I got, I did wake up late. And I was still here before you. Yeah, that's crazy. I live further away.

Dan, that's crazy. Oh, God. Goat versus Wote YouTube trend. Ooh. Wote. Cynumon Challenge. Yeah, actually. Literally, literally.

Yeah, that was bad. Tide pods. Yeah, I was going to say, any trend that caused someone to die, which is a lot of them, unfortunately. There's got to be some that were harmless that were also woted. Was there any that you actually did where you're like, that wasn't worth it?

At the time, I was just like, when I did the ice bucket challenge, I was just like... Oh, I forgot about the ice bucket challenge. I was like, this... I did it, and I'm like, I'm doing it for a good cause, but when I actually did it, I was like, not only did this feel like ass, the video was made as fuck. Oh, it's not about the views, Joey. To be honest, I didn't know what ASL was before that. Yeah. It worked. Yeah, it did work.

It did work. This is back in the day when you could do a challenge. It would be the internet, these ideas would live on it long enough for this to make sense. Yeah. Wouldn't you mean you haven't done the looks maxing 6-7 peptides injection challenge? What do you? Oh, that was yesterday. Oh, that was yesterday.

Yeah. Old news, old man. Woted when YouTubers would beef and they'd make this songs. Oh, my God. This tracks. What do you mean? That was the goat because it was so funny. much preferred that

when they were just going to beat the shit out of each other and we went through their boxing phase if you're going to like publicly fake like organize some fake beef at least have someone get hurt at the end of it, you know? No, okay. Personally for me, I love the disc track era just because no one could

rap. And if they all fucking sounded like ass, just it was so funny. It's just no, like if you involved yourself in that trend, you just automatically lost. Because none of you were rappers. Yeah, I mean, you all saw. It was all awful, man. It was all awful. It's like, oh yeah, I'm beefing with you. I'm like, bro, you're a white man in the suburbs.

Like, don't, don't try. Just don't try. You've never listened to rap in your life. Shut up. Very entertaining, though. Woted trend. When YouTubers break off from their main channel, then just make a second channel. And it becomes this of their main channel. Yeah, look at that be. Fuck. Shee. Shears. It's almost comical how inevitable it is.

It is inevitable, unfortunately. I would say it's the goat personally, but... Goaded Rickroll. It's still relevant today. I feel like he has the legacy of it, man. People are still Rick rolling to this day. And my God, my God. That's been there since the beginning.

Since the trenches, man. That is true. Like how it's survived that long. Yeah. The voted ones are the ones that like tried to like bank off of that. Like the stick bugging and shit. I'm just like, what did you guys think of the draw my life period of YouTube? Do you remember that?

Yes, I do remember that. I was very close to doing that. And I stopped myself. I thought we're doing it. I was like, wait, this just, I haven't done anything in my life. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I was like 22. I was like, 20, bro.

I don't have anything. Yeah, I was just like. And then I called someone a slur on Xbox. And that was, I got perma band. And I got perma band. I'm pretty sure I said every single slur. And then I reached diamond in league for a mental occasion. And then I told a gamer to kill themselves.

Why are you narrating my life? This is my life you're talking about. Stop narrating. And then I bought a brand new headset for my cod lobby. I did. I did. Yeah, that would have just. has been my draw my life.

Yeah. I mean, it was fine. Some of it was endearing. It was deering. Yeah. Other ones I'm just like... The mid-train, I don't understand how this, why this happened when, when, uh, vloggers just decided that they needed to own a ukulele, I just, why was that a thing?

Why, why, why, why, why ukulele? Yeah. White YouTubers specifically. Slender Man. That was a wot. And that was like, you think that was a walt? Did you think it was the go? Back then, I thought it was.

I'm like, I'm 14 and this is terrifying. I hate fucking slender man, phallics. Everybody watched a fucking the PewDie Ply playthru or any Markiplier playthru of that shit back in the day and we were like, hey, I bet you can't watch this entire video without screaming. Then again, I was, again, 13 or 14 years old and I was a little bitch, as I am now.

Goated or worded, the Mr. Beast thumbnails, the thumbnail formats. Woted. Woted for sure. Definitely. God, just that whole trend. Yeah,

yeah. Is there any go-to trends? On YouTube? Yeah, we're just talking about bad trends now. The Coke Mentos? I admitly, I do like that one. I did it for the first time the other day. What?

I'd never done it, like, actually before. Yeah. How did they go? It was fun. Did it work? Yeah. It worked very well. Interesting.

I did it in my backyard. It was fucking everywhere. And I was like, oh, I get it. This is, like, actually kind of fun. How long has it been since Cocon Mentos was a thing, man? Fucking 10, 15 years ago. I did it. I don't think it's come out yet, but I did a video where I tried every single old Japanese YouTube train.

So I did like the, you know, the gosso, like nose hair pulling like wax thing that you see like donkey and stuff? I did that for the phone. That's woe. That shit hurt like a motherfucker. It got half my nostril. Oh. So it got like the outside part here, but the inside, it was just like a fucking bush. I've seen so many of those where they rip it and it gets stuck.

Yeah, it can happen. It didn't happen for me, thankfully. What you do when that happens? You just got to fucking yank it out. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's terrible. We tried it, and it was fine, I guess. And then I did the Coke Mentos, and that was fun.

So yeah, that was a cool trend. That was harmless. It was fun. You know, kids could enjoy it. Adults could enjoy it. No one got hurt from it. Oh, actually, no, someone did get her from. Someone died from it, I think.

Because they ate the... Wait, really? Yeah, because they ate the Mentos and then drank the Coke. And then I think they're like stomach. No. No. That sounds like an urban legend. I remember reading up on that.

That sounds like an urban legend. Hot Chip challenge. Oh, yeah. Did die from that. Kid did die from that. Okay, never mind. Yeah. Probably wouldn't feel nice, though.

Because I think, like, you have to open the Coke. Like, you have to just opened it for it to work. Yeah. Because the CO2 is, causes like the reaction. Yeah, the reaction, yeah. Yeah, soda geyser. Yeah. There's a whole Wikipedia page on it. That's crazy. That was fun. That was goaded. Yeah. Goaded. Goaded YouTube trends. 3.01 views. 301 plus. 301 plus views. That's how you know. That's how you knew as a small YouTuber, you made it. No, because you know, you know why is goaded?

because you didn't know how many it did, how well your video did, right? So you weren't fucking watching this, ooh, it's a one out of ten, it's a two out of ten. You were just, damn, three oh one. Yeah, when you saw the 301 plus, you were just like, all right, I stood on the starting line, how far can we go?

Yeah, exactly. It was the excitement, he was like, totally. And then you wake up and then you check it a couple days later, be like, yo, 50K views, holy shit. Oh, man. I made it. The good old days, man. When you get like back to backs of those as well, you'd be like, I am...

Goaded. Dislike button. Bring that shit back, baby. Agree. Bring back the dislike button. I can't believe they got rid of that shit. Yeah. Let us know down below which trash taste episodes are the goats and the woes.

We'd love to know your opinion. What would you say is the goat or woe trash taste episode? Ooh. There was no woe baby. Well, the woe I would not remember. Yeah. The woats are the ones that are unmemorable. The goats are...

There's so many goats. What's your personal go-to, trash day's episode? The anti-tie. First anti-one. Post-Hentai one. Beautiful thing. That one was pretty good.

Ah, geez. No one had ever done anything like that before. Yeah. No one has to watch porn together as a group of friends and talk about it. Yeah, we pioneered that shit.

We pioneered. We normalized watching hand-dye. I have... One of my theories to record was the ones where we first talked about our dreams. It was like... Oh, yeah. I was like, damn.

We dream... I thought we would dream the same. Now, I've never had... I think... I think the go-to thing about that episode is that it wasn't planned. I think that was the first time I'd ever had a conversation like that in my life. I'd never, like, talk to other people about, like, in-depth how they dreamed. And I was, like, super interesting.

We found out it was very, very different. Yeah, yeah. Our minds are so weird. What? You're goaded? No, our minds are so weird. weird. Oh, our minds. I thought you said mine is so weird. No, no, no, mine's very normal. Your dreams? Very, very normal. But hey, you can let us know down in the comments below,

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I mentioned that one. We should have. Do you should have on that one. Goat and woke crime to commit. Can we end on that one? We can end on that one. Okay, goat versus woke crime to commit. Goat crime, insurance fraud.

Goat crime. Tax evasion. Tax evasion is kind of goaded. No, I've never read an article that says that, someone got, like, arrested for tax evasion and not felt for... I'm kind of based on it. There's a lot of woe ones. Oh, there's a lot of woe ones.

You know, anything to do with the island. Yeah. Any island. Let's let's let's some more goaded crimes. What's a go to crime? What's another goaded crime? Piracy. Why are you laughing?

It's true. I mean, he's kind of... You would download a card? You wouldn't steal a car. I would steal a car. If I could download it, if you could download the car, I would. Go to crime, yeah,

grand theft order. Just for the name of one. It's a harmless crime. It is a harmless crime. What is grand theft auto? Grand theft auto is just... What is the technical definition of it? It's just a grander version of stealing a car.

Like, auto theft. is just stealing a car. So Grand Theft Auto is just a big car steal. I guess. Is that like Roman or some shit? Big car steal. All right. Woded crime.

That is not like the fucking obvious ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Hit and run. If you're gonna do something, if you're gonna, if you're gonna cause an accident

or crash your car or something like that, fucking take responsibility for that shit. You know, you know, what are your fucking pussy? Oh, I'm sorry. In that same vein, goaded crime. drunk driving.

All right. All right. Back it up. Back it up. Pack it up. It's like an adventure. Bro doesn't even have a license. He's,

he's, I'm clearly joking, guys. Do not drunk driving. This guy, Joey talks about drunk driving the way that people talk about turning the wall.

He's like, that's like, that's like, that's like saying goaded crime. Shooting up heroin. All right. Well, we'll see you guys.

Thanks, next week. Bye.