Trash Taste Podcast - We RUINED Our Friendship | Trash Taste #190

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

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Hello and welcome to another episode of Trash Taste. I am your host for today. Garns joining me once again are the boys and we have another special themed episode for you guys today. What are we got, Gant? Tell us. Because I don't know if there's an actual name to this game we're gonna play, but I pitched this ideas to the boys,

but it's based on a game I played with a bunch of mates. It's called Drunk, Stoned Stupid. Okay, I've never heard of that title. So you know how you play like drinking games And sometimes you have a game that's like, everyone plays never have I ever, right? Which is a good icebreaker game, right? This was a game I played with a bunch of mates

that is more of like, that is more conductive to people who already know each other. So how it works is normally you pick up a card and you get a certain statement, like who is most likely to not pay you back or something like that? And you have to pick someone in your friend group who is most likely to be that person and you have to argue and banter and defend your case.

And I thought it was a pretty fun game. And I know that if I play with the boys, we're only going to agree on every single statement. That's for sure. So normally this game, you know, we have a box of cards, but we thought it'd be more fun if we ask you guys over on our Patreon to give us a bunch of different statements and see which, see what piece of information you want to know about the boys.

And, uh, don't forget that you can potentially ask us questions if you join the Patreon as well. Yeah, yeah. You can do that by going to patreon.com slash trash taste. Yeah, but while you're, while you're shilling. Oh, sorry. While you're shilling. Who's more likely to shill?

Oh, wait, Connor, is that? This the Connor shirt. Finally, is it is a back in-serving it. It is only for, I think like a, what, one or two more days? Yeah, it's like, this is one of the last days you can get your hands on it. You guys have been asking for it. We brought it back just for you guys,

but today- I needed more of these. Well, yeah, we brought it back because Connor ran out of a wardrobe, so we needed to bring it back just so we can get him more shirts, but you can get the same shirt now. I don't think we'll need to bring it back, so I asked for 30, so I think after this will be fine.

So we should be fine. So this is your last chance to get it. Connor's gonna be wearing this shirt at the fucking retirement. Put me in the shirt, won't you. No, what are the good ones? I won't take my pills unless you put me my shirt on. But yeah, so last day to get it,

click the link in the description below because we're serious this time after this, we're actually not bringing you back. Yeah, because Connor's not gonna run out of shirts. He's not gonna run out of shirts. He's not gonna run out of shirts. And you can too. So get it while it's there.

But without further ado, should we jump into this? And as the title says, potentially ruin our friendship. Let's just ruin our friendship. So I actually think it might be fine if we get the whiteboards for this. I probably should have thought about all right. Let's do that. The reveals are dramatic.

Yeah, the reveals are more dramatic. So let's have a look over at the Patreon for some of the stuff that's you guys I saw some of these comments, and these feel targeted. Like this first one is just, they've targeted this at Jerry. Yeah, obviously.

Okay, let's not do any, okay, so let's give an example. We're not gonna discuss this too much, because we know what the answer for this one is going to be, but let's give an example. Gittery asked who is most likely to not watch a popular series slash show. Certified anime man, hey-doer. Gittery has just decided that they want to make something about Jerry. Was this one of you guys?

Is this one of your, like, Which is, I think, a good example to start us off, you know, but obviously no room for discussion. This is me. All right, but Joe say you asked, Jose. Jose. Got doubt.

Asked who. Who is more likely to get away with murder or any crime that you guys can think of? This is a good one. This is a good one. Hopefully there's no, immediate answer with the key you guys. What do you mean who's more likely?

Yeah, who likely is an odd choice of word. Yeah. Hmm. Let's go with murder, you know. Should we go with murder for- Yeah, let's go with murder. Have you guys ever gotten away with any petty crime before? Okay, I've seen murder.

Have you guys ever gone away with murder? Have you got me? I'm gonna get away to. Nice try. What are you the feds? Let's see. Get away with murder, not likely to commit, but get away with it.

Yeah. So this is the assumption that we've all committed murder. Yeah, we've all committed murder. Who's gonna get away with it? Yeah. What a thought. What a thought to start off the episode. Okay, I've got my answer.

I really do think this one. All right. And you can vote for yourselves, by the way. Okay. Okay. Just Joe's answer. Okay, three, two, one. I think gone.

Oh, really? I think gone. Why gone? Could you imagine the police, like, the police interrogation of gone? They're like, fuck, he's chill. Ain't no way this guy did it. I don't think he did it. He's so chill.

Shit, you're right. You think me? I don't know. Like, I just picked someone because... Someone three, Joe. What of three of us did that moment? I just picked someone. I don't know.

I feel like you can sweet talk your way through it. Joey would admit it on the spot. Oh, yeah. You were like, guys, it was me. I would just immediately break down crying. I'm sorry. I did it. Okay, so I have two folds of this

because... Okay. I am a very chill. I'm a very chill person, but I feel like I would, I would be awful at an interrogation. I can't even pass an interrogation with my mom, let alone the fucking police. I would argue that mom's interrogation is harder than the police.

But I feel like what would give me the advantage for this is years and years of thirdhand information of listening to every fucking true crime podcast you can ever think of with Sydney. listening to it in the shower. I feel like I've just absorbed every single detail of every murder case via osmosis. I can't shift my eyes. I can't move awkwardly because then I can hear the narrator's voice in my head. I have seen every single police interrogation video from beginning to end. I know every murder case. And if anything, I have Sydney on speed dial.

I'd be like, honey, what do I need to do? I've murdered someone. And I don't know what this says about my wife, but I feel like she, instead of questioning me, she'd be like, all right, let me tell we how tired the body. And then, let me tell we how tired the body first. And then, you got an accomplice. Yeah, that's true. That makes it harder. That is harder.

When you watch true crime though, you just kind of realize you're like, oh wait, the people who like get away with it are people who just randomly kill people for no reason. Like they have no connection to it. Yeah. Like I just wanna kill someone.

I thought it out for a long time. Yeah, that's it. Because normally if you, if you, if you like, I feel like the difference is between like, if I, if you told me, hey, Connor, you have a year to plan out of murder on anyone random. I'm like, okay, maybe I could,

maybe I could get away with this. Yeah. Just like, hey, kill one of your co-hosts. I'm like, I'm gonna be questioned. This is gonna be hard. Garne already has that information preloaded. So if we see on the news like, oh, Tanaka Sokara died, we'd just be like,

ain't no way that was God. Like, there's no connection whatsoever. Oh, it'd be so awful if one of us killed each other because like you think back to all of the shit you said on trash taste that could be used as, used against you as a motive against your fellow. Why do we film it in 4K? Can't deny it's mean.

It's like, Your Honor, I don't think I've ever said this statement to Joey before. Yeah. Well, in episode 145 of Trash Taste, you mentioned this. Pull up evidence one of 5,000. This is a statement that could be used against me if I ever rob a bank, but do you ever have the manly urge to just wanna pull off a bank robbery?

There is a manly urge that you think that you could pull off a bank robbery, that you just get randomly. I think you've been playing too much cheating now. It depends on how... You've thought about it. I mean, okay, I haven't thought about it, but you know, obviously bank robbery committing a crime,

bad and everything, but sometimes you hear about these real-life bank robberies that are just like, they're in, they're out, they get what they want and then they disappear and you're like, damn. It's cool. Okay, listen. Okay, okay. I don't think that it's good to rob a bank, but they have insurance gone, so, I mean,

they're basically asking you to do it. So it's just free money, right? It's a victim, right the crime. There are no victims. Tell me a victim. Insurance companies cannot be the victim. I refuse to. It's our money.

I'm just saying. This is no correlation to fact that I watch reservoir dogs. Yeah, right? The real question is, okay, if any of you gets arrested, will you actually say nothing? Will you uphold your, what was it,

Fifth Amendment or whatever? I mean, does the right to say nothing? It depends where we are. Does Japan even have the Fifth Amendment? I don't know. Like they're like, you don't have the right to remain silent. You have to tell us fucking everything. All right.

I don't think Japan does have the right to remain silent, doesn't it? I don't know. But I mean, what, the right to remain silent is just not answering. Yeah. Yeah. But I guess the whole point of that is not to be used as like a point of like, look, Joey's guilty. You didn't answer any questions. All right.

All right, well, if any of us robs a bank, then you know who to blame first now. All right, next one. Moving on, I like this one, the found hero says, who is most likely to return a dish at a restaurant because it didn't come out how they expected or didn't like it? Oh, that's quite tough,

because I don't think any of us really do this. Can we expand this out to anyone in our friend group? That would just mean mealy. Okay, I was gonna say that, there's only one answer. I was like, I don't know who would be most likely. You might as well have just said, Can we all just write me a lean? I mean, okay, returning a dish,

if it should flat out not what you ordered, I think is okay. Yeah, but if it's like- But like, like it's all about expectation. Expectation. So you got the dish that you ordered. That's on you. Yeah, you got the dish that you ordered,

but it wasn't up to your standard. Who's most likely? That's on you, yeah, I don't, I don't believe in returning that. Okay, who's most likely? I shouldn't have said those opinions because now. Fuck. I don't know.

I, uh, Okay, all right. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Wait, why me? Why me? No, it was between you two. It was between you two.

I thought Gant maybe because you are obviously, you know, you go out to the most restaurants out of it, any of three of us. I like how you said, why me? As you put me down. Yeah, it's unfathomable to you. Yeah, so I was gonna say, I was gonna say Gant perhaps

because he eats out the most, right? probably goes to the most amount of restaurants. But again, same thing with the murder. He's too chill. Yeah, but also Gart has the most particular tastes, I feel like. Oh. Gant needs like the sun to align for you

to wanna eat something on a certain day. All right, it doesn't quite come out how you expect, it'll ruin your vibe. All I need to know is that there is no ketchup coming on my burger and, uh... Yeah, like, I think I've seen like mayo turn up on a burger and you've returned it. So I'm like, that kind of aligns with this, right?

Yeah, maybe you're right. I said you because, you just because, you know, classic British complaints about everything. I literally will eat anything put in front of me. No, no, British would eat it and then give a one-star review. Oh yeah, no, I will, I will talk shit about it for the rest of the day.

Yeah, yeah, that's not the British way, but. Fair enough. I've seen you return a burger because I had too much mayo on it. No, mayo and we came. Ketchup, ketchup is where I draw the wine. There was often they put ketchup on it as well. I've, I've sure we've been in a place

where you open the burger, God does this thing, he goes. And I'm like, God just... Sad God appears. All right. Wisk asks, who is most likely to die in a stupid way? Joey, why? Joey just gave me the biggest fucking side eye of all time.

Bombastic side eye. Criminal offensive side eye. I mean, this is pretty easy. Oh, is that my pen? Can I still? Oh, yeah. This one is like, I can't see sure. Define a stupid way.

Like Darwin Award. Darwin Award? Well, not even Darwin. It's just like something where you're like, you shouldn't have been doing that. This would be really awkward if this comes true. Okay. Okay.

Three, two, one. I mean, he's an adrenaline junkie. Conor just has this- fuck around and find out kind of mentality. I do. I do have this fuck around. And sometimes, I worry because sometimes I don't know if it's going to bite him in the ass sometimes.

God and I are too cautious and too much of a pussy to do anything that's like dangerous. I mean, you know? I mean, I just have a disregard. Whereas Conner's just like, as long as it's on camera. Yeah, see, the thing is, if it's not on camera, Conner won't do it. But if you have a camera pointed in his face, even if it's just a fucking phone camera and it's just for your own personal collection. I want to die exactly how I live. He'll do it.

Fully monetized. You can't die on camera. No one's ever died for the camera. I don't know, I just do things that I know that is not a great idea, but I'm like, I'm pretty sure it's safe. Or do you think it's the most, have you ever had a moment that you think

is a near-death experience or a moment that you're like, oh, I saw- On camera? I saw, not on camera, just in general. I feel like I have a good, I feel like I have a very good read on like my ability in situations. So I feel like, I often, I mean, the closest I think I ever come to dying

is I nearly, I was only this pontoon one time and it flipped when I was like 12 and I was stuck underneath it. Oh shit. I couldn't get out and had to like swim out, but it was really tough because I, it was like a movie, this like chain had gotten wrapped around my arm

so I had to get it off. Oh my, fucking Houdini right here. Yeah, because the pontoon was chained in four different points to wear it down. Yeah. And then it flipped and then obviously the chains had gotten flipped too, so it kind of dragged my,

and I remember it was really hard to get out. And then I had like, it's weird, because if you ever had like a near death experience and no one else realized it, it's a really weird thing where you're like, holy fuck, and everyone around you, like, what's it? You're like, and you can't share it

like, conveyed that same emotion. I was like, I was just trapped here for like a solid minute and trying to get out of these chains. Like a shitty Houdini stunt when no one saw it and it was in murky waters. Yeah. It's weird to think because you talk to people and I'm sure I've had this before, but most people I probably had a near death experience

that, you know, it's, you have that same kind of moment where you think, wow, that could have gone really fucking wrong. And then the moment just passes and you're like, all right, but I'm alive. Yeah. And it's because you don't get any like, unless you have like a life changing injury or like a really bad injury to anchor that moment to you. I don't think you properly remember that. I think most people don't realize it's a near death experience until after the matter

of the fact where they've got over it. And then they think back to it and they're like, oh no, actually, I could have died there. That was, that might have been a near death experience. But then again, it's like, I don't know, whenever you talk about that kind of stuff on the internet, there's always someone who tries to like fucking want up you with like, you call that a near death experience? Let me tell you my story.

Same thing with like temperature. Have you ever mentioned something that was hot? Someone from a hotter country will tell you. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I know, I had a fucking stupid near death experience recently actually, which probably maybe definitely might have been near death experience, but, um, so as you know, I've been getting into like fidget toys recently.

What? Kind of, kind of. How does this transition to your near day? Okay, okay. So there is this fidget toy that I have, right? Which I don't know if it's really a fidget toy, but it's one of these things where, you know, it's a bunch of like small metal spheres

that are magnetic. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you can form into like different shapes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you, right? I can't remember if you got me that or if someone else got me that. No, no, no, I think someone else got me that. But basically it's a bunch of small metal,

uh, metal spheres that you can, make it to any shape and it's fun to fidget with and just squeeze and shit like that. I was fun. Yeah, it was fun. I was zoned out. I was zoned out scripting. And sometimes my, you know, this has just been a bad habit.

If I have a pen in my hand for whatever reason, sometimes I just chewing it, you know, people do that all the time. Unbeknownst to me, I had my little fidget toy in my hand this time. And subconsciously, I just started, I just started chewing, took a bite. Obviously it's a bunch of small magnetic balls. That are only, yeah.

And I didn't know, and then I started fucking choking. I had a bunch of small metal balls. And you know how they say this thing is just like, do not put this into a grasp of a five-year-old because this is a choking hazard. No, do not put this into a grass of a 33 year old man because it's also a choking hazard.

And that happened. Luckily, nothing happened. It was just like a small little joke. But that was like, that could have been bad. That could have been bad. I told Sidney to- If you were taking a big bite out of that, like, I told Cindy to bin it immediately

because I cannot be trusted. Like, these beads tried to kill me. The more I grew up, the more I realized, you know, sometimes I'm a mature adult, sometimes I'm just a fucking five-year-old kid. And some things just haven't changed. Yeah. Well, next time we go out to buy fidget toys for you,

we've got to curate it to make sure, like, can this thing kill gone? Treat me like a toddler in the best of the way sometimes. Holy shit. All right, do you guys want to pick one? Go on then, Connor. Well, I should do you say Futo one. Okay.

Who's most likely to say they promised to show up for something but forget about it the day of? Sorry, why'd you look at me like that? All right, three, two, one. Fuck off, fuck off. No, this is the man. Bro, you're coping if you don't think it's you. No, Garn. You are so cold.

It is actually, you guys don't know, because it happens off camera, it is actually a fucking miracle when Gant shows up to the office on time. So, okay, that is only just a taste test. We have a meme called Gant Time. Gant time, yeah. You've got to tell Gantt 15 minutes earlier than you're supposed to meet up.

He's on his own time. No, no, no, no. I'm a taste test. defend myself because because because if something okay I might not always be on time I'm text you may leave I might not always be on time but I will always fucking turn up every single why did you say Connor then because if something is there there has been several times there's been several times when we've all agreed to do something whether it be you know maybe it be a filming day or maybe it be an activity that we need to do before like a recording and Conno's like I just completely forgot.

Because if it's not specifically on Connor's calendar, it will just not exist in his mind. That is true. But I do show up to things on time. That is true. I still think that you're more likely to forget. I think, yeah. I wouldn't say I forget.

Actually, I can remember some mornings where I would wake up, right? And I think to myself, wait, we didn't discuss, I mean, it says on my calendar that we have trash taste today, I should just double check because sometimes we change days around. Yeah. There have been several occasions, not just one, several occasions where I've texted the group being like, hey, we're going into the office today, right? Yeah.

And I double check. And Gantt replied back like at 10.30, like 30 minutes before we're supposed to show up and be like, oh, fuck, I just woke up. I didn't realize that we have it today. What the fuck? I still show up. I still show up. And like, during God time.

Because when Gant says, okay, I'm leaving the house now. That's not Gant leaving the house. That means he's getting ready to leave the house. Gunn is always the latest. He is always the latest. All right, moving on. What are some of these questions? Why are people so obsessed with who's dying?

Yeah, right? Yeah. We've got like three people who knows asked us if we're going to die. Who is most likely to snitch among the three of you? That's a good one. Snitch? I trust you boys. These boys would never snitch.

Snitching is, snitches get stitches, you know that, but obviously it depends what kind of circumstance because there is a hundred percent chance I would snitch and if it's like,

hey, you get a plea deal if you got killed someone and you tell people, and you're like, all right, I don't snitch it. Snitch is a strong word. Yeah. Snitch?

It's hard because I don't think any of us think the other ones will snitch. It's probably the reason like trash taste is lost. Yeah. Who's most likely to snitch? If we ever did a crime collectively,

I feel like we'd be pretty good at getting our stories lined out. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think if there is a reasoning behind anything. Yeah.

Ooh. Ooh. Okay. I'm gonna put down an answer, I guess. I'll put down an answer. Okay. All right. All right.

Ready? Three, two. Two, one. Same brain cell. I didn't want to put one of you boys down. I felt, I was the same way. Meanwhile, this one, I think he's for a fucking, a real snitch.

He's a real snitch on Joey. A real snitch! What the fuck? I believe didn't you expose myself. That was the test. Me and Jay wouldn't snitch. He passed the test. Now you gotta say why you put down Joe?

Yeah, why'd you put me down? I feel like, okay, I feel like, None of us would snitch intentionally. I feel like the only reason I put Joey down is because Joey's just so fucking chill and friendly that you just get into, sometimes you just like, you'd be in interrogation and you just like sit them down and just pretend to be friends with him

and he'd be like, yeah, Connor did this, you know, we had a fucking great time. You would accidentally. I would accidentally expose, yeah. It's the accidental stitch, you know. That's true, all right, I'll give you that. You still, you still face. The test.

God damn it. All right, let's see. All right. Who is most likely to make the others laugh unintentionally? That's a good one. Who's most likely to make the others laugh unintentionally? Ooh. Ooh, I know.

I don't know about this one. Yeah. Unintentionally, I feel. Unitationally is such an interesting choice of words. Why unintentionally? Well, maybe. they said something that wasn't supposed to be taken as funny, but the way maybe they phrased it or because of that person,

you find it funny. All right. I'm going to put down an answer. All right. All right. All right. Three, two, one. Yeah.

I think we all agree. Sometimes I just do weird shit. You say some of the most like off-kilt of shit I've ever heard. You know, it's so like, part of me has been exposed by just, going on trash taste because you look at like my main channel videos where I have time to think about what I say and I'm like, you know, sometimes I can sound eloquent sometimes. Sometimes I can sound like I have my thoughts in order. I'm like I'm on trash taste and I can't even drink water correctly. It's definitely made me realize how many small things that I didn't realize I did

weirdly off camera without, you know, without having a camera pointed at me. If you were a rapper, Like you'd be one of those rappers who like make amazing like album material because you have time to think about it But if I asked you to freestyle it would just be some of the weirdest shit ever It's like oh this guy sounds a lot different All right Joseph Lopez asked who's most likely to ask for advice but never take it Hmm Ask for advice but never take it

Let me think about this Has any of the boys ever asked for advice? Not really. I'm trying to think now. I think so. I mean, I think we've all asked for advice in somewhere or the other, but yeah, I don't know.

Depends on the gravity of the advice, I guess. It could just be like something like really nonchalon where it doesn't really matter, but... Yeah. All right, I've got my answer, though. All right, ready? Okay, I'm just going to put down an answer. All right, right, ready?

Three, two, one. Oh, really? What did you put? I put me. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Why did you put yourself, Joey? We both put ourselves. Yeah, because, well, I mean, for one,

I don't really ask for advice, but when I do, I don't really listen. Joey, what the fuck? Why are you asking for advice? I just want your thoughts on it, but I've already made up my mind. You know what I mean? Oh, you're one of those people.

Yeah. I'm looking for affirmation. Affirmation. Yeah, I'm one of those people. Like, I'm one of those people. I'm one of those people where I'm like, I already know what I want to do because I'm very, you know, usually,

because like I'm one of those people that is very rarely deterred by what someone thinks about a certain situation, right? Because like, if I, if I'm going into something, I know if I know my head, I'm like, okay, I think I know what to do. Like this might be a good idea. But I just want to get a second to piece

just to gauge the vibe, you know? I'm not going to you to be like, hey, can you solve my issue for me? I'm kind of more like, what are your thoughts on it? And if it's different to mine, then I'll be like, eh, whatever. But if it's the same as mine, then I'm like, oh, okay, I know that my answer was correct. That's fair.

I feel like I've asked Garn for advice sometimes then just not taking it. Well, what have you asked? I don't know. I feel like Garn gives great advice, so I often come to Garn. He does give advice. Garn is a great advice giver. He is. It's that in a month.

But then sometimes I'm like, man, my gut's pretty good though too. Yeah. I feel like I've got a good read on stuff sometimes. No, I mean, the only reason I put Conno is because I know Conner has asked me for advice. I don't know. I know it's kind of like a 50, 50 percentage on whether he's going to take their advice or not. And to me, like, I never put it as, you know, I think Connor judges better than me.

Most of the time, I just think, Conner's just too lazy to enact the advice. But also, I think that sometimes, even if you're about to make a big decision, and you know there's like maybe downsides to both decides of whatever decision you're making. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's just nice to get to hear the other side of the thing that you kind of didn't consider

as much just so you can feel like, okay, I'm more aware of what potentially could happen. Yeah. Even though you've made up your mind. It's more like, hey, what do you think could happen or hey, stuff like that? I can't think of an example of top of my head. Do you think when people ask for advice,

they've already, like, most people have already made up their minds? I don't think so. I think, I think people always lean towards doing something, but I genuinely think a lot of the times when I've asked for advice, it is genuinely because I just don't know what to do. Right. Yeah. So I think that it's a cynical way of looking at it,

if you're assuming that no one's ever going to actually listen. But I think people most of the time do. Yeah. Especially because I think asking for advice can sometimes be a, like, a vulnerable thing to do. Yeah. You know, you have to come to someone and be like, hey, I really am kind of struggling with this. What do I do here?

Or it could be, hey, should I go bold or not? Would it look cool? Was that what you ask, gone? As a fellow thinning man, what is your advice? That's when I was just like, you just take a... Well, God was like, hey,

I don't know that you mentioned that you... Yeah. Have you mentioned that you... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had mentioned... You had said that you were taking it and I was like, gone, I don't want to go bald yet.

I need to... I can't be the 430 in ball. After 30, it's free range. Yeah. So I was like, help me out here. Fair, fair. Yeah, because I feel like, you know, when you get advice, sometimes you can very much tell

when you're talking to like a Joey, when someone just wants. Joey. I'll take it. Should I watch Arcane guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Look, look, look.

Sometimes, you know, you can give all of the advice to tell Joey that Arcane's a great show, but you know he's already made up his mind. I'm mad on my mind. He's already made up his mind. I'm made up his mind. And then sometimes you can tell when someone's like absolutely lost.

And I think those are like the hardest things because I feel like when giving advice, sometimes you don't want to just lay out everything for the person. Because I think what I found is advice really sticks if it actually there's like a kind of like a realization within the person themselves. And you can tell someone like, hey, this is what you need to do. This is everything you need to do.

And they're just like, most of the time they're just not gonna listen, you know. But if the problem is right, is if you're talking to someone where the advice is so obvious and so like, here are the, literally the steps you need to do. I would do it for you, if I could, then I feel like if you've gotten to that point

with someone on advice, it's like, they're probably, I don't know, Matt, I've had people with like, obviously, like, for example, obviously, like in a toxic relationship, for example. And it is, you can lay it out of them straight by like, for sure. What this person, what you are going through now is fucked up and you need to get out.

And I'm sure most people have known a person in that situation. Whether it be someone you know, maybe it'd be like an older generation as well. And sometimes no matter what you say, it just doesn't go through because they don't have that internal realization themselves. It's kind of like white noise.

You know, it's kind of like weird in that sense. But that's what I've noticed. All right. But moving on, let's scroll down a bit. Who's likely to get canceled in the next six months? It's definitely me because I just stream all the time. The question should be who's in front of the camera the most. Yeah, literally me, what are you doing?

Although I saw, did you see the, did you see our, we had a clip that was like, it was our Gundam, it was, I think, so, one of our clips talking about how Gundam is so long running and it was like Gundam is impossible to get into was the title, and it blew up on Twitter. And the Gundam fans got really upset, but then everyone was like, it was just like a dumb thing,

because people were like, hey, I watched it, and it was just them talking about how easy Gundam is to get into. And then there's other responses. There's one that was very funny. That was something like, it was like your unemployed friend on a Tuesday trying to convince you that the series that's been going on for 50 plus years

and has over 10 series is easy to get into. It was just funny, I don't know. And it was just, it made me think it was like, God, this is so dumb that literally us just talking about Gundam and talking about how it's so long run, how easy to jump it at any point because got people angry.

Like, what is canceled anymore? What does it mean? Yeah. Yeah. What can we even say anymore? Yeah, I mean, I'm sure. I mean, we get canceled every other week for some take, if that's like the level you're talking about.

I don't think any of us are going to get canceled properly, properly, because I'm sure no one's gonna do it. No one's gonna do anything. So many great out of context moments to be had if we have. Oh, I wanna do this one. Kevin A, who is most likely to go broke first?

That's such a good one. That is a good one. Who is most likely to go broke first? Oh shit. You know what? The next few questions are pretty good too. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Wait, all of these are bangers. We'll go one by one. Okay. Who's like to go broke? That's so tough. There's an argument for all your boys, I think.

Yeah. There's an argument. Definitely me. All right. Okay. This is tough. Okay, I genuinely think. Actually, I'm gonna change my answer.

No, no, I'll keep it. All right. I don't even know. All right, ready? No, no, no. You're gonna change it? Yeah, yeah. This is hard.

Broke is like zero money. Yeah. Okay, this is so tough. Okay, all right. Three, two, one. I knew you fucking. I knew you. You're the taxi fiend, bro.

Like, you taxi everywhere. Uber eats. Every day. Every single day. Yeah, I do. Spend so much money on your streams and your videos and everything. Yeah.

I think gone. Why, why gone? I, uh, Gatcha. And, uh, it was between you two. I was just gonna say that. Yeah. I swear to God, you've spent more money on me than on Gatcha games.

If we take out like sponsorships, you have spent more money on me than me on like Gatcha games. Possibly, yeah, possibly. How much did you spend on Arc Nilex? I spent a lot of money on Arcnight. I think we all be, but yeah. I'm surprised none of you said me.

I think you're quite, you're quite good with your money. I think you're quite frugal where you need to be as well. But I do just think I remember when I mentioned to you guys first time, I was like, yeah man, And taxing occasionally is great. You know, it's a little expensive, but you can save a lot of time.

And you guys made fun of me. And then God starts taxing now. And I was like, you motherfucker. We lost another one. Making fun of me. I'm still anti-taxie gang. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't like, I only do it when it's like a possible tax rights off.

Because I'm like, well, you know. I'm like, it's for work. So, you know, it's a fucking nightmare. I was because I was doing my taxes, it's fucking nightmare trying to get all the receipts for the trains. Whereas the taxi, they just give you Yeah, it's easy.

You just get a paper receipt and it's just easier to store. And I can be a complete degenerate and just take taxis, which definitely wouldn't do if it wasn't a tax right off. I haven't actually taken lately just because I like walking everywhere because it's nice weather, but in the summer, bro. Summers. Yeah.

It's like two minutes away, I'll taxi. Yeah. Because I don't want to get fucking sweaty for my, whatever I got to do. Right. It's so gross. If I turn up to like a meeting and I'm like, I stink and I look sweaty.

No, I take the bullet, bro. Yeah, I guess you do. take the ball and I'm like, I'm like, if I walk into a meeting, sweating shit, can they blame me? I don't think you smell bad though. When you swear a lot, do you? Because I think you're Asian side one on that.

Because Asian people have the genetic that makes them generally smell, uh, not smell as much. Do you know what we smell like? Like nothing, right? I feel like what I'm, wait, wait, wait, wait, do you know what we smell like? Connor, you said that like, yeah, like,

I got a whiff of everyone. in the office. It's either you have a tundra level nose or I should sleep with one eye open. I'm not saying that like Asian people don't smell, but I'm saying like pound for pound, white people smell worse. Like on average.

Okay, the yon- I think we smell, we just, because of the gene, like I actually, I know that I, out of the three-hose, I have by far the worst body odor. I'll agree to that. I know I do. I don't think anyone in like our office smells because I've never had like a conscious moment,

except like the only time I can smell a mask is when Connor has gone to the toilet. And when I go to the toilet, it's like his musk overpowers the stench of the shit that has taken. He has like a poop aura. It's like the poop aura with just like this Connor Musk that I can't quite like describe man. Especially when we come to the office in the summer,

you're like, oh. It's so bad. I like, I try to wear like, I don't know, do my jeans? I don't know, dude, my jeans fucked me. Because even if I put like antiperspirant on galore, yeah, two seconds in, I could smell, I could smell myself and sweating, I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's the next candle flavor, Connor Mosque.

But it's like, it's either, you know, if you meet people, you know how people like, either like, either like, or hate someone else's smell. It's just like, I have to just dice roll. Like, please, hopefully I don't. But I mean, like, going back to what you said about like, you know, the East Asian genes,

like, not producing smells. That is true in a sense because like, I sweat a lot. No, but even when I sweat a lot, yeah, I don't really, I really stink, I just get really wet. Well, how do you know? Because people, because people have told me.

They're like, wow, you're mega sweaty, but like. You know who the real tester of this would be? No. Meylin. Like she would, if we need her on the podcast right now, because she would be able to give us a 100% accurate analysis. No, she wouldn't.

She'd just be like, no, you stink. She thinks everyone except for her husband stinks. It's so, well, that's because you can also learn to like really enjoy a smell that like others would, like, it's just like, it's like a known thing that like your partner, you often like their smell, right? And it's just- Well, it's genetics. Yeah, right, most of the times.

Someone might like someone else smile and they might absolutely like be repulsed by it. Yeah. But it's just so frustrating, man. I'll shower, I'll put soap and everything and I'll dry it and I'll smell it. And I'll be like, how does it smell again? It smells of me. I was like, it's me.

But I'm like, I just put soap. Right. What the fuck? That's why it's impossible to buy deodorant in this country because no one-stained- Sto-Durton sucks here, yeah. Well, do you know what I think is worse? Sometimes it like creeps me out, right? whenever I go to a room and it's just like no smell, right?

It's just like, especially if you go to someone's house and there's just a complete distinct lack of smell. Because everyone has like a certain smell. You might not notice it, but you notice it whenever you go into someone's room and every, like, even if you go to like your parents' room or a family member, there is a certain smell that you don't know is distinctive until you step into someone's room

fresh and you're like, ah, okay. You know, because I remember, you know, whenever I've been around to your guys' place, I'm like, yeah, this smells like Joey. This place stinks. This is the corner smell. But I've been to people's places where just complete lack of smell and I'm like, oh, this creeps me out.

This smells like a hotel. Yeah. Oh, I don't like this. That's why I like winter though, because I can wear layers and if I'm wearing like a jump or something, you're probably not gonna be able to like, if I, you know, you're pretty gonna smell me because I'm just wearing layers.

I mask it up with my thick jacket. But in summer it's like I'm fucked either way. I can't win, I gotta wear a t-shirt. I'm gonna smell it's like, fuck. I gotta say sometimes when I have like a mate over and they sleep on the couch or something, It's just sometimes you can just smell them. You're like, get away.

I need to overpower the smell. Come on, this is my couch. You start spraying Fabri's on them. It's like, ch ch ch ch-ch-ch-ch. All right, but moving on, who is most likely to join a cot? Oh, no, really? Yeah, no doubt my mind about this one.

All right, three, two, one. I mean, I'd argue he's already in one. It's called the gacha community. That is a cult in and of itself. You know, cult's a strong word. Okay, but how fast you get into different communities is telling, I think, I think, cause like, when someone tells me like, yo, hear me out,

I'm like, absolutely fucking not. God's like, okay. And that's my main reason. That is my main reason why I think that God is the most likely, so that God is just willing to give everyone like. I'm just willing to give everyone a chance, benefit the doubt. And someone says telling me, yeah,

We just, you know, we have these, we could do this on, so I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, not doing this, no. I'll be like, come on guys, just a bit of Kool-Aid. You know? It's hot outside today. How has Kool-Aid ever hurt to anyone? Like I don't think it's anything to do with like,

spirituality or anything. I just think that you're willing to hear people out more. And that is how you join a cult is by hearing people out. I like to, number one, I love falling into like, this is not to do with cults, but just like fandoms. I find a fascinating falling into different fandoms

because they are almost like a cults in themselves. Oh, totally. Because especially when you have like a small, dedicated fandom who are very dedicated on this one IP or one fandom, sometimes that's where you normally get, number one, you normally get this kind of like camaraderie, right? Where it's something I almost miss a little bit in the anime fandom because that's almost what drew me

to the anime fandom. It was very, very small. And anytime you'd meet an anime fan, you'd have this comradery about, that was like, oh, you watch anime as well. And sometimes like there's, that's where you get like the funniest memes or jokes because it's something that you have to go through

different layers of this one singular thing just to get this joke. I guess that's why they call it a cult classic. Like it's literally in the name. Exactly. Yeah. And also I just like understanding people. Even if it's someone that I disagree with,

I find it fascinating even, you know, let's take like the biggest, uh, extreme like something like a flat earther. I find it fast. I would love to talk to like a flat earth, just to understand what happened to get your mind. But that's the thing, right? It's almost, I think we all said gone because like, I think you give like too many people

the benefit of the doubt. Like, God would be the type of guy, like, you know, he goes up to a guy, he's like, oh, so what do you believe in? It's like, oh, every Sunday we sacrifice a lamb for Satan and, you know, as a sacrificial lamb, and then you'll be like, oh, okay. That'll be fascinating. Do you eat it afterwards?

Like, you say that, I'm like, how did you, uh, I'm interested. Can I join a session? What is the origin story of that? God damn. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, it is me basically.

Yeah, that's gone. All right, let's do this next one too. Apollo says, who's more likely to retire sooner than the rest of the boys? Yeah, this question, the next one I've completely Oh yeah. Who is most likely to completely retire from YouTube first? I think about this one, I think.

This is a tough one. Yeah, this is a tough. Yeah, this is a toughie. I think. Can I have this one down? I think I have this one now. All right, three, two, one. Oh, it's between me and Joey.

Yeah, I think it's me. I think Joey would. Yeah. You're so happy. I think Joey would. Why do you think Joey, Connor? Because I think Joey's passionate about so many things. And I think Joey doesn't like being tied to anything.

No, yeah. So I think if Joey had the opportunity to like, I feel like nonsense crushed it or whatever. Yeah. Or anything else crushed it. I'm sure you'd be like, hey, I don't, I don't really feel like I have to do this anymore. Yeah.

And I've kind of had that mentality, like ever since I turned this into a job really, because it's like, I don't think anyone, like, you know, because YouTube is so new. Like no one knows if we can do it for like, you know, 20, 30, 40 years because there's been no examples of that. So I've always kind of treated YouTube

as like a stepping zone of sorts. Yeah. So yeah, and as you said, like, you know, I've got so many other things I want to do in my life. Like, you know, I'll probably keep doing YouTube, but like if I had to like quit or retire from full time, like, yeah, probably be me. Why'd you say you? I don't know.

Does he be doing it the longest? I guess number one, he said most like to retire first, right? So I have been doing it the longest. I'm, I guess, the oldest. Right. I feel you're addicted. You're in deep. You like making things. I like this specific thing. Yeah. Yeah. I do. No, like, the thing is I do love making things. And I do love connecting with an audience. And I thought about it. And, you know, it doesn't necessarily have to be with YouTube. I've always had like a kind of soft exit planned in case YouTube ever falls through.

It just so happens that it hasn't fallen through yet. But if it ever does, you know. YouTube has proved its longevity now to the point where it has to start being considered as like, okay, this is, this thing's not going anywhere. Yeah. It's such a part of culture now and even if it's not YouTube, it's something else.

So like being this kind of influence, I think is not going anywhere. I mean, if we're, I'm thinking about it now, technically speaking, I think the answer should have been Connor because you've already retired. You're a Twitch streaming now. Well, I still make YouTube stuff. Yeah, but you're not like,

your main focus is not as much anymore, right? I don't think I'd make, I don't think I'd stream if it wasn't for the YouTube videos that we're making, right. Because I like, I like the, I'm basically just doing these very long recording sessions and then just condensing them down and things really cool story telling you.

Like I've been really enjoying like, you know, like Fear and Hunger and stuff where it's like, how can I make this like playing this game and condense that down into like telling a story in a sense. It's just a different kind of video making that I enjoy. That's true. But you're also addicted to content creation.

So I think, I think you're gonna retire last. I think I can stop anytime soon. Connor, Connor's not gonna stop, he's too addicted. You're too addicted, you're the youngest. Yeah. Yeah. So Connor definitely lost. Conner's on that grind. Yeah, I felt like if this, if it was who is,

It's gonna be me, but I thought, between you two, it's tough, but I do feel like Joey is, you explore way more creative avenues. I think that's like just who you are as a person. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Where I think Gant likes, you do it in like your own Gantt way. It's very specific how you just do things.

Yeah. Or Joey's like, fuck it, see what works. Yeah, it's just throw some shit at a wall and see if one of them sticks, yeah. All right. Who is most likely to shits themselves? Dirk muffin. Durt muffin says.

This is, Three, two, one. Joey! Why do we all know that you're gonna shoot yourself? I don't know, probably because I have the most shitting yourself stories, right? I think out of everyone, we've had a lot of shit stories, like, actual shit stories.

But I think off camera, Joey has shit himself more than, I don't know. You make it sound like after, you make it sound like after every recording, I shoot myself. Why is it such a funny word, shoot yourself? Shit yourself. I don't remember.

I can't remember this. I think we're in like the taxi or something and this conversation like came up. I don't know if it was with, I think it was with you Joe. The question was how many times have you guys shit yourselves? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And your number was like more than me and Connor combined.

And I was like, Joey, how many times did you fucking shit yourself? I think off the top of my head, I probably shoot myself like five or six times. I think I'll shit myself twice in my entire life. Yeah, how many times have you shoot yourself? Like once, but it was like food poisoning. Yeah, most of the time is food poisoning.

Oh, I don't count food poisoning. Okay. So this is not even-foodsies. This is when I'm healthy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't think I ever shoot myself then. Genuinely, I don't know. How'd you shake five times?

Five healthy shit. What is going on? About five times. You're just to drink a yakkel. Yeah. Well, one of the times I shout myself because I drank too much yakkel. Oh, my God.

And at the time, I didn't realize I have like slight lactose intolerancy. And I was just like, oh man, my slow feels so bad. And you know those like farts where you're like, oh, I don't know if I wanna risk it? See, you're the, I'm the type of guy that I never risk. Oh, I always risk it.

I don't know if I'm like, I got a six cents. I just know which a farts and what's, Oh no, I do as well 90% of the time. And then the other 10% of the time, I shit myself. So you don't, no, you don't, yeah. The technique, why are you pushing so hard? You don't want to get it out. You do a light push to gauge it.

I want to get it out. Do you just like, when you have one of those 50-50 guards, right? No, I don't know. Like, do not test it out before. No, I do. I kind of test it out and then sometimes gravity wins and I shot myself. Bro.

Bro. No, you gotta be like, those tests need to be like, you gotta have your finger on the trigger. Like I literally like, if, like here's my technique, right? I literally have to like sit up. So like, I don't know if this is TMI, definitely TMI.

You gotta sit up so like your ass cheeks aren't like too compressed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, every knows this technique. Yeah, you all do. So like it's gotta be like full surface area. So you have like the most space and you just gotta let out like the tiniest one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do that too. Like I clench my butt cheek together. So like, you know, and kind of do it like, you know when you're like holding a balloon and you just let out like a little bit of the, like, like that? I do it like that, but only like a small amount, right? But sometimes that small amount, like, you know,

I think that there's only one soldier standing at the gate, but I fail to realize there's a Trojan horse behind it, you know what I mean? So I let in that one soldier and then the whole tronel and just comes through the game, I'm just like, oh! Five times. Yeah, about five times. That's so many.

That's way too much. Every far Joe he makes, it's like the fucking battle of the deep or some shit like that. Yeah. I mean, the last time I did it was like, not that long ago. Because I was doing the, you know, like,

TikTok and like YouTube shorts, there's that like weird trend where it's like a partner goes up to another partner and goes, guess the fart? So I did that. with Arki and I went up to her and I said guess the fart she doesn't know I shard of myself but I said guess the fart and you know she did like a generic like fart sound and I did it and it was like you know you know when you know when you hear someone fart and you're like

oh you definitely just sharted like it's like the kind of far so do you have this on film no it's not on film we just do it casually and yeah so sorry for it. And she was laughing and so was I. She was laughing and so was I. But then I was like, I walked away and I was like, oh, I should probably go check this out. And I went to the toilet. You're so vile, bro.

I went to the toilet. It wasn't that bad. That's vile. It wasn't that bad, right? There wasn't that bad. It was, well, there was a couple of noticeable specs. So I was like, oh, I just shot at myself. Bro, bro, breaking the Geneva convention

in his own living room. Yeah. Okay. Oh my God. So the answer is most likely to shit themselves. This is a great follow-up question. Who is most likely to have the weirdest kinks? I think I know who now.

It's not a kink. I think there's got to be something going on. Fine. Even if you didn't tell me a story, I still would put Joey. Yeah, I'll say me. I'll still put Joey. Oh, no, man.

Oh, oh, oh, really? Oh, I've seen Joey. Are you self-exposing? I've seen Joey's henton. taste man. I'm like, I'm gonna say Joey has like some of the most vanilla fucking hentai taste of all time. Are you gonna take that? I mean, I mean, I mean, I find that offensive. We have done several hentai episodes. I wouldn't take that. I wouldn't take that. And every time there's like something, you just denied my entire personality. How dare you? Joey's like every time you

like, every, you present Joey a hentai and he'll watch anything, but you, you ask him for a three by three of his favorites and it's like harrim, vanilla harum. Yep. Like all harrim and a vanilla shit. Listen, I, listen, I will go to every restaurant in the world, but at the end of the day, if I'm gonna eat McDonald's, I'm fucking eating McDonald's. You know what I mean?

Like, I don't get how many Michelin star restaurants are like one star restaurants. Like, at the same thing every fucking day. At the end of the day, I know what I want at the buffet. All right, all right. So I get it. Actually, yeah, now, yeah, what the fuck did you say me? This guy's the Oriimo and domestic girlfriend, like, lover?

No, I just think you got that dog in you with this. Did you literally write that down because you know how much I shit myself? I don't enjoy it. God just likes Oriimo, that's it. That's nothing crazy. Like, incest is like vanilla nowadays, basically. Like, I feel like with our modern-day pornography collections, you know,

step, stepbrough and all that stuff is everywhere. Everywhere. Oh, I hate to admit, he's kind of right. He's spitting. I think you'll find, you all find it hard pressed to watch a guy who isn't jacked off to a step bro or stepmom porn. You're right, you're right.

Thank you, thank you, Connor, for fighting my fights. You're right. I'm not saying it's good, but you know. It's not as weird as mine. But have you guys ever, like, this is just a random tangent question now. Have you guys ever like, but puked up.

Oh yeah, of course, yeah. Yeah. But like, okay, so I know, I know, like this happens so many times when you're like burp and you're like, sometimes the pew comes up. Just like a, a hentai thing now? No, no, no, no, no.

I just genuinely wanna know because we're talking about shots, right? Okay, okay. Let's talk about the other exit. Because I've been able to catch it every single time it's happened to me where, you know, you go for a burp or something or sometimes you're just talking

and then your stomach's like, ooh. Yeah. I wanna know what happens if you don't catch it. And as, as, you get through your mouth. Yeah, you just throw up, I believe. How much comes out? Because I've always been, not a lot.

I mean, I don't know about you guys, but when that happens to me, yeah, it's mostly just like a little bit of stomach acid that you can feel coming up, you know, acid reflux, so what it's called. Yeah, yeah, so that's what it is. So like, I think if you like did that kind of burp with your mouth wide open, I don't think it's like a lot.

Yeah, it's not a lot at all. It's like, it's like, but obviously it's gonna taste disgusting in your mouth. It's like stomach acid. Yeah, so I think that's why. You basically regurg your mouth. at that point. Do you know one thing?

I'm glad that this is like a universal like a phenomenon that happens to everyone. Yeah, I thought I was just weird for it. I never fucking understood it. Just I never like like there's so many bodily functions I don't understand. I don't know what causes it. I think it's just diet or something I don't fucking do.

Do you guys have this is just going to win body functions? I don't understand why my body does it. Sometimes you're taking a piss and then your body for no inexplicable reason just needs to shake. Oh, I know why that's why that's why that's just, What does that happen? What does that happen? It's because, you know, you have pee in your body, right?

And that's the same temperature, you know, that's the same temperature as your body. Dude, I heard about this. I've never heard about this before. Yeah, so when you pee, especially, this happens a lot during the winter because your outside body temperature is colder than usual. So when you let out all of that heat, your body shivers because all of that heat just rushed out of your body. Apparently it's to effort to restore blood pressure. I'd heard about this.

I've never had this in my life. You never had it? I've never had that. Pete's never had this either. I've had it. It comes randomly, you're just like, in the mornings, that first pee you take in the morning of a winter.

Sometimes I'm not, sometimes not even cold. Sometimes it's just random where you're just taking a piss and then suddenly your body just goes, ugh. It's just gonna chill down your, chill down your- That's when I know, that was a good piece. Those are the best pisses.

Yeah, it's like, oh. It's like your body's shaking. I mean, it makes it awful for aim, but. You're just like, what? Yeah. All right. Who's most likely to dox the studio location? I don't know.

I know who would. Yeah, Chris. Yeah, can we just write Chris? Can we just write Chris? Didn't he docks the studio once? No, did he? He came close to docks in the studio. Yeah.

He came close to it. I think we had to cut a portion out of the episode because of that. Thanks, Chris. He also docks my personal address. No, well, my area. Yeah. He's good at that.

I think he also docks my general area as well. Did he really? Yeah. Fuck's sake. All right, who is most likely to do hardcore drugs in the 80s? Okay, alright, well. All right. You know, I'm not even gonna write it.

I'll try to ask you guys in all see my answer. Yeah, yeah. It's Joe. It's me. I mean, you know, I'll say I've done drugs or anything, but, you know, most likely, probably me. Joey is a here. that was born in the wrong time.

Yeah. You know, he would definitely be out in the 60s, just preaching for peace. Yeah. High as fuck on LSD, you know. That is, that is definitely... Sounds like a good Monday to me. Yeah. All right. John McKenna, this is a great one.

Says who is the most likely to pop a boner on stage? I got my answer. Well, you already know? Wait, what? You know? Yeah. Yeah, okay, I think I got mine. Yeah, how do you guys? have an answer so fast.

I don't know, just energy. Yeah. Okay, all right, three, two, one. I am definitely, so I struggle from a phenomenon called No Reason Bonas a lot. Wait, I'm gonna get a look at a look at a bit. Hey, what the, wait, has it ever happened? Every, not on stage.

Okay, good. But I do, and I'm sure a lot of guys can relate to this, The no reason boner, you just are suddenly sitting there, not even thinking or looking or, you know, imagining anything that could get it up, but- I've heard this, but it's mainly when I'm really tired. I think my body is like doing something weird with like trying to replicate a morning wood situation.

Yeah. But I'll be like, if I fall asleep for like two minutes on the train and I wake up and I'm like, fuck. Really? I'd be like, God damn. I can do it. They're fucking, no, I gotta do like, and I got to sit like a, oh yes.

Yeah, like that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, show me. Okay. I literally have moments where I'm just sitting on the couch, just watching like a show or like an anime. Not even sexual in any way. I'm just like concentrating on this movie.

And then I'm just like, why am I hard? Like it literally make, I am so confused with it. Like I'm like, there was literally nothing in my brain or any of my senses that could start this. And I'm just like, I'm literally hard for no reason. For me, I think like whenever it happens to me, I swear to God, it's when my brain's trying to try because I never get it when I'm by myself.

I never get like a no reason boners. For some reason, it's always, actually I probably put it should have put myself down. It's always in public settings. Like when I'm on like a crowded train or something, and then I'm just standing up there in front of like a fuck ton of people and my brain goes, do you know what be epic right now? If you had to hide a boner on this train?

And like, I don't know, I'm like, I think to myself, I'm like, this is dumb, this is the worst possible place to get a boner. boner. And then my brain just goes, do you want to see stuff? I'm gonna do an epic gamer move. Yeah. The dick is your worst enemy. So that's interesting because like I never get it while I'm in public. But when I'm at home or when I'm like not with anyone else, like it just in the like in my room or whatever, like I just randomly get it and I don't know why. So maybe on stage should have been you or you because you guys are more likely to get it in public. I don't think I'd get it on

on stage. I don't think I'd get it on stage either. I mean I don't think anyone would. That would just be weird, but yeah. I mean, there is so much adrenaline on stage. Yeah. The last thing I'm thinking about is I'm gonna crack a fat right now. To me, it's like if I have an intrusive thought and then that just like, I don't know, that. The intrusive thought makes it worse. Yeah, you just have those moments sometimes where you're just like sitting there just zoning out and your brain's just like titties. It's like fuck. All right. Moving on. who is most likely to get kidnapped? Why does our audience want to see these horrible things?

Kidnapped. Most likely to get kidnapped. The same patron asked most likely to taste their own cum as well. So this guy's got some interesting, the manager, are you good? Let's answer the first one. Let's answer the first one.

Most likely to get kidnapped. Get kidnapped? All right. All right. Ready? Three, two, one. Did we all say me? Yeah.

Fuck sake. Why, okay, because. I think, why are you guys think? Okay, because I think, you know, you love, you know, talking to strangers, you love becoming friends with anyone. You always wanna put your best foot forward with anyone.

You are IRL live streaming all the time as well. And like, you're more likely, you're more likely if someone is like, hey, I know we just met, but like, do you wanna like go out for drinks or whatever, you know, like just hang out. And you're just like, Yeah, sure, whatever.

Yeah. And then, lo and behold, he's a kidnapper. Yeah, no, that would happen. You know? I did, this strange Japanese man did invite me and Pete to go out drinking while we were in a different bar. And I was like, I asked Pete, I was like, well, we got to see where he takes us. I mean, if we're not, I want to know where this guy goes. I mean, if we're including guests, I would have said Pete.

Yeah. Pete too, Pete, Pete definitely would. Yeah. I just, especially in Japan and if it's a Japanese person, if they invite me to go drink with them somewhere, I just can't say no. because I just want to see what, because they, because Jerry people sometimes just have the weirdest ways of drinking or letting on steam.

Yeah. Yeah, I just want to see what they do. Yeah. And, yeah, we followed him and we just went to some bizarre bar with a bunch of Yakuza people there. So that was very interesting. Didn't get kidnapped. They were very nice, actually.

My captors were fantastic. Stockwarks in there. I had to pay a small price of $5,000 to leave, but they let me go. Are we doing who is most likely to taste their own car? No. Oh, who would? It's not me.

It's not me. I feel like it's Joey. Yeah. Is it because the amount of times? You wouldn't be the most curious. I feel like Joey in his teenage years would have, like, I feel like you went through this really like, I'll fuck around and find out on the like the most degenerate thing.

Dude, I am loud and proud. Loud and proud. I am one of those dudes, right, where, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. I'm one of those dudes in high school where I thought to myself, what if I could suck my own dick. Wait, what was the motive behind it? Well, the motive was I just learned how to jack off. Yeah, right?

And I wanted something better. And I was just like, and I was just like, and I'm like, I'm like, 14, I can't like go and have sex. I'm like, what's the next step? And I look down, I'm like, I'm so tantalizing me. I love how 14 year old you was like, I can't have sex. Yeah, I can't have sex. That's, that's for adults to do.

But I could, I'm seeing all these girls in these porn videos. So I'm thinking, it seems really good for the guy. And I'm literally right here. So I'm like, what should I do? Sucking yourself on off, feels akin to like cannibalism or something. I like how we draw the line at like, we're like, no, no, no, you could jack off,

but you're sucking your own dick. Oh, my God. Isn't gay to suck your own dick? I ask the real questions. The same would apply for jacking off, so no. Okay. Because if you- Then if I could, you couldn't stop me from sucking myself.

Yeah, that's the thing. Okay, Joey, the same question is like, is it gay to get jacked off by a garn? Is it gay for gant to jack you off? Kind of. I would argue, yes, it is very much gay. So by that extent, if sucking your own dick is gay, the jacking off is gay.

It's more just like self-sessed. Oh my God. Yeah. No, it's called it. It's self-sessed gay. No. Well, then why is sucking my own dig gay? It's not. I don't think it is, I think it's just weird.

I think it's just bizarre. I know, I'm not gonna deny it's bizarre. But let, look, be honest with yourself. Okay, you could. No, no, I wouldn't. Yes, you would. Yes, you were. Okay, okay. No, I wouldn't.

Switching up the question, if you had, like, Narito's fucking shadow clone ability. Would you get your own clone to suck you off? Yeah. Oh, 100%. No, I wouldn't. You wouldn't? No.

Dude, I would 100% would. Even with like, the fucking sexy no jitsu, that they can, like, turn into, no. Oh, ain't no way. You couldn't stop. We would end, like, we would end humanity. We could, like, if we had the combination of shadow clone and sex-o-jitsu,

we would have no babies. Dude, we'd be impregnating ourselves. I'd, I would do fucking chakera training just to do that. You get your clone pregnant. Can the clone both another clone? All right, scroll up, you missed one that was kind of funny. Yeah. Who is most likely to cry during sex?

From DS, thank you. Cry during sex? This is a tough one, but I think it's a great one. I think it's a great one. I, oh, God, fuck. Fuck. I go on. Okay, I, okay, I'm going with this, and my reasoning might shock you.

Okay. All right, three, two, one. Wait. It was either me or you. Yeah, it was either one of you too. But I chose Garn because, you know, we've seen how often sad Gant just appears out of nowhere. Gant can get emotional. Garn can suddenly switch like, you know,

flip a dime on emotion and who knows? There might be a point where the sad Garn appears at a very, very inconvenient time and it's just a mess for everyone. Okay, okay, but here's the reason I put it on, right? Because Conner's exterior is just like, Yeah, fucking gamer. I'm a gamer, fuck yeah. But, you know, I fucking know Connor.

Inside, he's a soft, he's a soft, he's a soft, he's a soft little sweet boy. And there is just like the moment after sex, there is no point where you feel like more raw and vulnerable. And I just, I can fucking see it. It's after like he has like, Connor has like, you know, Connor has like the fucking maliest sex of all time. Or then afterwards he just like, just feels the little tender. Just wants to go for a little crying.

I don't think I've ever cried. Oh, this is during sex. Yeah, during. I haven't cried after or during, but I definitely felt shame. You're like, oh, that wasn't good. Oh, that wasn't great. That was it?

Wait, but whose fault wasn't? Probably mine. Oh, shit. I've definitely, I've definitely bust the nut too fast once or twice, and I'm like, that was not my proudest moment. If this was a ranked game, if this was a ranked game, I'd be down a rank right now.

Like, shit, I didn't, I didn't release the single before the album. Fuck, I didn't jack off enough. before. Damn. All right. Okay. Who is most likely to get deported?

I mean, there's only one of us here who has been deported, so. Oh, you know, I completely forgot about that. Shit, I actually wouldn't have put you. Yeah, really? I totally forgot about that. I forgot about that. Oh, let's see. Who's most likely to have an unhinged take out of nowhere?

Ah. I don't know. I feel like that's me. I don't know. Yeah, you do kind of have a while. Yeah, I'd say it's safe. I'd say, gone. I feel like I should never have a trash taste

as a platform because I just let all my intrusive thoughts out and I don't think about them. And I mean, look, gone, it's all right. You're talking to the man who literally admitted to sharding himself five times and wanting to suck his own dicks. I think you're good. You're in the right place.

I knew Joe would be the kind of person that has looked at his own come like one point in his life and it was just wondered, what a way it tastes like. I've never done it for the record. But I have thought about it. I have thought about it. I have thought about it.

I have thought about it, but I couldn't muster up the courage to do it. Who's the most likely to not hang out with the boys so they could go read manga or play game? Ooh. Okay, I think I know. Ooh, this is a toughie. Yeah. But I think we're going off a stark question here. One has done it more than other.

Yep. Have they? Three, two, one. I said Connor. You said Connor? Wait, why was gone? Gone in the past has actually been like, hey guys, I'm gonna start playing this game

so I don't wanna do anything for like a week. Well, that's the same argument for you. Except for you, it's like, oh, I have to stream guys, sorry. Connor, Connor just streams. Yeah, but I feel like, yeah, but I equated player game and stream. I never let it get in the way of hanging out there. I try to hang out.

Really? I think so, yeah. You didn't go to the company party because of the stream? Well, that was because the bag was good. Fair enough. The bag was great. Oh wow, he was undeniable. I mean, for me, I, you know, I hang out as much as I can,

but sometimes my social meter is just like, yeah, Garne's like, I can't hang out. Yeah, I'm gonna go and play persona for 19 hours. Yeah, like, like I hang out. You know, I always love to hang out, but there is a definite point where I just do not want to see anyone for like a week or two.

And I'm very upfront about it. Yeah, but I think, yeah, because I think if you don't wanna hang out, but you've already promised, like, hey, I'm coming to this hang out. You'll show up. And you'll be like, I was just playing persona.

But Garland will just be like, hey guys, I'm not feeling it, sorry you guys. Yeah, I'm the kind of guy that regrets it after I get there. You'll be mean when you're my age. There is literally nothing worse than the green hang out with someone and the whole time you're just like, man, I wish I wasn't hanging out. No, the worst ones are where you're like hype up

the hang out for like weeks. You're like, yeah, on this day, I'm gonna hang out with so and so. And then on the day you're just like, fuck, can't be bothered. I feel like some of those times are 50-50 because there are sometimes when I've been looking forward to hang out with someone,

and I know I'm gonna have a good time. I wake up on the day, I'm like, oh, I don't feel like hanging out. But when you push through, those make for amazing times. So I always, I always push through. I normally know when my social meter is low, like a day before. So that's what I normally text. I'm like, I'm not feeling tomorrow and I don't want to wake. Because like normally if I wake up, I don't normally like to cancel on the day

because, you know, we've already made plans. I normally like to give as much notice as possible. Yeah. And I can normally tell what I'm like. But, yeah, gun will show up, but not on time. Because I'm busy playing for Sona. Who is more likely to be on a Shibuya meltdown post slash page? I mean, I think this is pretty easy.

Is it? Okay. In my head it is. This is pretty close. It's pretty close. Two, one. Oh. Oh, you put you?

I put me. Oh. Yeah. Okay. It was between you and I. Oh, yeah, I know, I know. I think I have reasoning for this because I've taken both of you lads when you've had a shibby your meltdown kind of moment.

Yeah. Um, I feel like Connor, I feel, I've taken care of Connor a few times and the older Connor has gotten, the more aware he has been with the amount of alcohol he has been taken. I remember like beginning when, at the beginning when I first met Conner, he got fucking trashed. Oh my God.

A lot more. I remember back at our old places, you know, when we used to live near each other and we went about one night. I think it was like the second or third night you arrived in Japan. Yeah, and we went to that Izakaya.

We got, I've never seen you that drunk of my wife. Oh yeah, because then we thought it was a good idea to get strong zeros on the way home. Yeah. And then we drank it at my place and you were just gone. I was just gone on my couch. I was gone. I was so gone.

Yeah, if I've gotten older, I've just enjoyed getting, not enjoyed getting super drunk last. Yeah. And now I can't always get to that. Wait, why did you say to me? Because I feel like, Joey's had his drunk nights that's taking care of Joey as well. But I feel like also Joey just drinks less than Connor in general.

I'm less susceptible. So Joey doesn't know his limits as well as Connor. And I think it proved himself. Last time we had a drunk recording. Oh yeah, you got toasted. And Joey, unbeknownst, we just had a drunk recording. Joey got absolutely smashed. I drank, that wine was so good though.

The wine was so good. And I went home and right before I entered my apartment, I threw up. Did you really? Because we did it on an empty stomach. Oh my lord. I forgot to, which I did not have an empty stomach because I knew we'd be drinking.

Yeah, I forgot to eat dinner. I think I did work after that episode. Oh my God, I was, I went home and I laid on the couch. And I was just like, I was, I was, I was pretty toasted, but I went home, and I think I shoved up and it started working. Damn. Yeah. And that was awful. Couldn't be me. It was not good.

Joey had a great fucking time. Oh, dude, that was great. Wine fucks me up though, because wine is so easy to drink fat. Because I drink wine almost at the same pace I drink beer. Yeah. But one of them is triple the strength of the other. So it's kind of like I, even if I don't get toasted on wine,

if I just drink a fair amount where I get tipsy, the next day I feel fucking awful. Yeah. Speaking of strong zeros actually, did you hear the recent news that Asahi is thinking of discontinue it? I mean, the health experts have been like begging them. Health experts were telling them be like,

please stop. Making strong zeros, because they're, not only are they very like, the ingredients in them are fucking awful for you. The alcohol content is insane. Yeah, because it's way too easy to drink. There's so much sugar in them as well. They're called Guyjun kills for a reason.

They're actually out there, they're actually out there killing people. And they're also super cheap, so it's really, really easy to drink like three of them a night. Yeah. Even if you're on like, you know, I mean, you'll see people just at midday,

just smashing a strong zero. So there might be a point where the strong zero economy is just gonna skyrocket because everyone's trying to get it before it's all right. No, because a competitor will walk in and unless Japan changes the rules on what. Yeah, but I can't see them doing that because they...

It's too beloved. Also, the alcohol industry is so powerful in Japan. That's true. Yeah. I love John's one. Who's most likely to shout Kamehameha just to push a shit out? Well, that's Joey. That's me.

Joey will do that unintentionally. Who's most likely to fart loudly on a crowded train? That's me. That's Joey. That's Joey. That's Joey. Joey would apologize. I wouldn't even apologize.

All right. Next up we have who is more likely to cheat on a test. Okay. All right. All right. Three, two, one. Listen, it's an art form. Have you?

Oh, dude, so many times. Really? I've never had the ball, sir. I was a good student. It wasn't like thought out, but like, listen, if I'm in an exam and I don't know the question, I'm gonna do everything in my power to see if I, the guy next to me,

see if he's got an answer for it. Got and I are too Asian to do it, man. No, I've done it. Shit. Have you not done it? I've never done it. I've always been too afraid to. The amount of work I also put into cheat on some things

was probably the equivalent work of what it would have took to just learn it and get a good grade. Wait, what, how far did you go when it came to cheating on a test? I had like this kind of like, I would like smooth the years older than me to kind of have a good relationship with them

so that I could be like, hey, by the way, could you set me this test? Because they didn't change the test answer. Oh, so you went for the social engineering kind of. A lot of social engineering and also, like there was times where I would, for my own benefit, I would try to do the test well, but if I knew that someone had the answers,

I wouldn't never submit the test. I would be like, hey, can I get the answers by the way? So that I could put down the perfect score. Yeah. Right. Because it was just like an online quiz that mattered for your like overall grade and I was like, I'm gonna fucking.

See, we didn't have that. Like we had all the written tests and they were changed every year. I had those two that changed every year. But, you know, when we were in the test, I would, if someone was sitting next to me, I would definitely be able to be. I think for me, it's not a matter of like,

I didn't, I didn't cheat because I didn't want to. It's more like, I didn't know how to. Because like, in a test situation, I don't know how it was for your school, but in our school, like, they would really fucking separate the deaths from one another.

So that we couldn't. So like, Even if, even if I looked over at the person next to me, they're so far away, I can't see their papers. Sometimes, you know, you, I mean, even then you might not have the right answer, right? But if I didn't have an answer, it's better to have at least something.

Yeah. Like he seems pretty confident. I could roughly make out, he'd maybe ticked one of something box or something. Right. Yeah, like, for the test, sometimes you just can't. Yeah, like for me, sometimes there would just be a piece, like, I'd be revising and there'd be a piece of information

that just would not be sticking, or I'm like, I'm never gonna remember. memorize this in time. So I would just like put down some quick notes and just hide it in different spots and different places, you know, in case I needed a reminder. But the fucking funny thing is, I never needed the reminder. Maybe just noting it down and with like,

maybe noting it down and having it on a piece of paper knowing I could cheat if I wanted to, gave me the mental preparation and the mental safety net that just never, like I never needed to actually look at. On exams I never really cheated just because it was a lot of work and it wasn't worth getting caught. But if there was like a test that we were getting online, 100%.

All right. With all the tools available now, like chat GPT and all of like the fucking AI tools. Oh, it's very bad. Shooting is very bad. Do you think you would cheat on like a piece of coursework? 100%. Oh dude, yeah.

Totally. Now that the tools given to cheat are so readily available and like a lot more difficult to I guess like, you know, validate. Yeah, 100%. I would just be like, oh, I just fucking write the whole paper in and just be like, yeah, change a couple of words maybe, you know?

It's that tactic of like, you know, getting the Wikipedia article and just changing a couple of the words. Yeah, I mean, people are like losing their minds over like, oh my God, Chad GPT can write my entire essay right now. But I know, I know how many courseworks have been done by just changing words in the Wikipedia article and just became an expert

at changing it just enough. So you can still differentiate it from a copy and paste, but I know a lot of people did that. Definitely not me. Definitely not me. We're not advocating for a, but don't get caught. All right, next up, we have, who is most likely to go a week without showering?

Oh. Um, this is hard. You boys, you boys shower every day? I do. I do. No. You don't? Not every day.

It's bad for your skin. All right, ready? All right. Three, two, one. Oh. I mean, I have gone a week without sharing before. Not while I was at home, like, while I've been, like, camping and stuff. Yeah.

You know, like, we've been on, like, week-long camps, and obviously there's no fucking shower there, so I didn't have to shower. I hated it, but if I could, I would. What you mean if you could, you would? Like, if it wasn't necessary. But I find it too necessary because I have to, like, meet people and, like, you know, fucking socialize and interact. with other people who I don't want them smelling my weak old B.

Oh, fuck that. So like, if I was like, but- Your week B.O is like my half day beer. Yeah, but like, I'd still be self-conscious of it, right? Like of how I look. So like, but if I was for example, you know, during like my fucking D-gen college days, yeah, you know, I went like three or four days

without sharing multiple times. I feel like if Joey was having a gaming session where he was just stayed in for a week, playing persona, when nobody would judge him. Do you mean last weekend? Yeah. I feel he does it just unintentionally anyway. Yeah, I mean, I went two days without sharing last week.

Unless he accidentally shits himself and then he's, that's the reason that he used to shower. All right, or I probably shit himself playing persona. Yeah, there's me. I like this one. Who is most likely to become their parents? So we've all met each other's parents, right? I guess who is, who is becoming most similar to their parents? I feel like this is kind of obvious.

Is it obvious? Hmm. All right, three, two, one. Hey! Let's go, dad! You're gonna become your dad. Yeah, I feel like I'm already there. You are halfway there already.

I am. The only thing that's stopping the other half from reaching it is my mom's jeans. The Asian side of me is stopping my full metamorphosis into my dad, but- I don't know, I feel like the-metamorphosis. In terms of my Australian side, I am 100% like my dad now.

I feel like the order I get, the more my mum's genes are just losing that battle. Oh yeah. Like me becoming my dad's. Yep, yeah. I don't know, like I feel like my mom, I don't know if this is true with every son, but I feel like I spent more time with my mom

as a kid, and so, you know, as a kid, I felt a bit close to my mom, but the more I grow up, the more I find a bond to my dad, just because there's just a boy. He's a lad. He's a lad. A lot of me, something about my genetics

has just made me grow more and more into my dad. And the more I grow older, the more I understand why my dad acted or did things the way he did when I was younger. I know, because now you do it as well. Yeah, because I do it as well. Yeah, totally. How much of behavior, how much

of the behavior do you have now, do you feel like is genetics versus you getting raised up in the environment that you did? Well, I think like in a sense with, like in my case for instance, have being, you know, my parents being in a international, you know, a relationship, right? Yeah.

I feel that I think behavior that you learn or that is instilled on you by the parent is very intrinsically linked to the culture. Right, because like my dad would teach me a lot of like, you know, kind of the Australian cultureisms of like how to socialize and how to talk to people and just how to be a good person. And then on my mom's side, she taught me about, you know, the Japanese side of like being respectful to people and being considerate and being responsible and stuff like that. So it's hard for me because I feel the culture and the

things I learned from my parents are basically the same thing just with like a little bit of like parents sprinkle inside of it, you know? Yeah. Like my, like it's not Australian, it's not like customarily Australian to go, oh, fucking shoot-faced after a drink. But it's very Australian and it's something my dad does. So it's like, that's just something I love. What about you guys? Because like, you know, both your parents are the same nationality.

So like, how was it for you guys? I know it's weird, right? Because I was someone my dad recently and he was telling me stories about what he was like when he was younger and this is like, this is like some shit that's, you know, he kind of like never instilled into me, just like some, some,

very small things. And I realized how similar we were in like the way we thought and the way we viewed the world. And I was like, wait, but you didn't teach me any of this shit. I just grew into this. I kind of like developed this over time

without having my dad. Because my mom was the one who really instilled a lot of my teachings and my values when I was younger. Yeah. My dad, he's a very chill man. You know, he's, I think, I don't know how much I got

of him through just me hanging out with him through like osmosis, or maybe it's just fucking, like the genetic side. Your dad really is just the epitome of, he's just vibing. My dad is just vibing, man. Personification of vibing. My dad is just vibing.

Yeah. What about your parents? I don't think I'm like my parents at all. Really? I don't know what happened. Maybe I mean, I think I'm closer to my mom for sure. Right. But that's, yeah, I don't really think so.

So you, like, there's nothing that you do kind of just regularly that is like similar to your dad in anywhere? What about your brothers? My brothers? Well, are you similar to any of your brothers? Yeah, I always joke that I'm, my dad's the mailman because I look nothing like my parents. My mom hates that joke.

Yeah, my brothers are more like my dad for sure. My brothers are because you both met, you both my brothers, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're very, very different to me. Yeah, very. I noticed that. Very, yeah.

I noticed that. And people always like, what the fuck? Because on the tour, when they met my little brother, they're like, why is he like chill? And I was like, the hell? What's that, fuck? Why is he like, chill? Like, why is he like, cool and chill?

I'm like, why are you like, what the fuck you're talking about? That is true. Like, you are definitely different to all your brothers. Yeah. I think, do you think that's as a result of like having the occupation you have or like because you move to Japan?

Is it the Xbox that, is that, is that, Wasn't the Xbox? Was it the Xbox? I think I felt, I spent so many of my developing years online talking to like Americans and other people that like, I spent so many hours not around my family. Right. Which I almost like to some extent, like regret.

But at the same time, like now I feel like I'm a lot closer with my family. But as a kid, I was not close to my family at all. I'm just thinking of like our father figures is Joey. Joey's dad, me, my dad, Connor, the cod lobby. Basically, dude. I was forged in the pits. of rust modern warfare too.

That's where I learned so many valuable lessons. It's all the figures Microsoft. That's like why I don't worry too much because I was like, oh, this fucking generation, they're screwed. And I'm like, bro, I was like fucking raised on like Halo and Modern Warfare. And I barely spoke to my family.

So I'm not worried when I hear about these kids who are anti-social. I'm like, yeah, I mean, they probably just found something they like doing and that's where they want to spend their time right now. You know, I think a lot of kids, they spend so much time around their parents growing up that they kind of, when they're a teenager,

they kind of start feeling a little bit independent. They're like, I want to feel like I'm doing something. They want to be the furthest away. Yeah, which is what I was very much guilty of. I mean, you know, I come to regret it a little bit. And now that I'm older and I can be closer to my parents, but more openly. Yeah.

I think I have a lot healthier relationship with my parents and my brothers now. Yeah, for sure. But I'm not like them at all. I think I'm very, very far away. I think obviously some things that like them, but generally it's like almost weird how unlike them I am, I think.

No, I can see that. Yeah. My brothers are cool though. All my brothers are very, very different. They are very different, very cool. None of us are similar at all. It's just like I see Sydney and Sydney and Russell are like very similar in a sense.

Yeah, they are very similar. And it's like, dude, I don't, I'm like, man, I wish I could. I mean my sister as well. Yeah, you're very sister as well. Literally the female version of me. Yeah, which is like, huh, okay. I wonder how the fuck does it work where you have like three brothers

and they're all like, completely different. Yeah, that's interesting. Very interesting. Do you think it's different maybe because you guys were all boys? Maybe, maybe there's like that urge to. Maybe, maybe like the sister and brother dynamic, it just naturally kind of tends to like, one gets closer to the other.

Yeah, I think brothers and sisters don't mind being like closer in personality, but like boys, you don't want to be the same exact same brother. Because otherwise your oldest is probably going to be the better version. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's probably what it is. Do you feel protective over your sister? Oh, 100%. She's my sister.

Like, I have to, you know. But at the same time, she's also so dependent right now, that even like I want to like you know be there for her more but like she's just like I'm chilling bro we're good Oh sorry independent sorry yeah she's so independent that she's just like I'm just chilling bro like we good just call me every now and then we're good Like we send each other memes all the time and it's like the exact same style of memes that we send to each other So like you really are my sister I don't know if it's from like media growing up but I think there's this like unhealthy like expectation that's set on especially family of a lot of boys where it's like you've got to make

you've got to become something, individual. So I don't think my brothers felt that, maybe they didn't, but I definitely felt like I had to like stand out compared to my brothers. Like do something different. Yeah. I guess it was kind of more like your rivals than your brothers, right?

Kind of growing up, yeah, but you also got each other's back. Yeah. Especially because my, Calum, my older brother growing up, he was like a straight arrow, he's just, he's a great, great son. Is it if you wanted the perfect son, or a model son, It's been my older brother because he was responsible,

didn't cause problems, it was good at everything. And he's great, I love him now, he's great. That's the older brother, that's the older brother dynamic, right? Yeah, true, true. He's got to set the standards, right? He set the standard too fucking high, yes, me. You ran so you could, I was doing pretty good in school, but Calum always did better, and I was like, it's fun.

Fuck you guys, I'm gonna play the Xbox. Because I would always, like, my philosophy growing up was I will crush everything I do, and do it right away. So that when I played Xbox and like the generate amount of hours, my parents wouldn't get on my ass for it. But they still got on my ass for it,

which I felt was an un, was a, they broke the contract. Yeah. The contract was, I'd be, I give you good son. Yeah. You let me play Xbox. And so I thought on paper I was crushing it. I was great at sports, did all my work, I got great grades and I thought the agreement was

I could then do whatever I wanted. You didn't read the fine print. I did. Just kidding. But I didn't understand. And what I failed to appreciate was that parents back then had this, they thought that the devil was running the video games. I thought it's bad for you.

Yeah. So they didn't want me playing it. And I was like, no, trust me. I wanted to play more. Trust me, the devil said it was fine. Yeah, so, but now I always joke at my parents that they fucked up by stopping me from playing video games.

I'm like, I could have been cracked. I could have been the best. You see that a esports player? I could have been the best of the fucking best. Well, now when we grow up, do you think we're gonna have like, fucking who can be the best iPad swiper? Who, who, who,

You can spend the most time on the iPad. I speak to Felix about this. Felix doesn't let his kid use an iPad, I think. Generally. Yeah. And I agree, I don't wanna give a kid an iPad. No, not at that age. But I hear like, I've got some friends who have kids and they, they like regret it

because they're like, it's impossible for the kid to exist without this. Yeah. Yeah. He like will be miserable without it. Yeah. Yeah. So I agree with that. I agree. I think there's a fine line because I feel like

as millennials, we have a, I think the advantage we have as millennials is that we know the world before the internet and technology really took over and being really connected and online all the time. And we know the effects afterwards as well. So I feel like we have a good balance of understanding what aspects of being online

can help a kid and can be benefits. And what aspects are actually fucking dangerous and we've been through that and we have to be really conscious about that. Because it's not just even teaching a kid about that. Sometimes you have to teach your parents about that. Yeah.

Because sometimes I have to teach my parents about the dangers of being addicted online all the time and they are a grown ass adult. Yeah, I mean, I think the reason why I kind of, I kind of turned out okay for me is that I mainly used it more as a social thing as opposed to. Yeah.

I mean, obviously I really wanted to play the game, but I used it as so much of a social avenue. All right. But I think that, you know, there's also this, like you could argue all this difference between an iPad and a game board. I think there was some kind of like, self-limiting factor of a game boy

where it was like, all right, once you've kind of ran out of games and your parents weren't buying you anymore, you either had to replay the games, which got boring, or you were like, I'm not enough to do something. Well, that's the thing, the iPad is not just the game, it's YouTube, it's everything that you, anything and everything you can do,

whereas the Game Boy is just there to play one game. If you don't have any other physical games, you can't do anything else, right? So it's, yeah, it's very different. There's also some shared experience that you could share with your other classmates if you'd all play the same game. Totally.

You could socialize about it, and I don't know if there is, then I'm sure there is something nowadays, but no, it's a weird one, because I, I, I, I, we have to wait like 10 years see the ramifications. Yeah, I'm kind of excited. I'm like, oh, goody, can't we see.

Can't wait to see how fucked up they are. Can't wait to see if it, if it actually is just we're overblowing it. Yeah. You know, or if there's some legit issues. Yeah, because I have to, I, I will side on the, the side of probably overblowing it a little bit. Yeah, I'm sure there are some actual social ramifications

that are going to come up, but I don't think it's as bad as people are saying it's going to do. It's, it's, it's a given. take, right? Because I personally can feel my brain chemistry changing from having an iPad and TikTok and shit like that. I can, the only reason I can is because I've experienced what it was like before and I can experience what my attention span is like after the advent of scrolling through YouTube shorts for a million different, for like two hours or something. Yeah. And, you know, there's this argument about, you know, every generation has this thing, it's fucking radio, then it's

television, then it's games or whatever. But I feel like, you know, as we've grown older, I'm not going to say that. I'm going to completely get my kids off of this one thing. But I think having, like, for one, being a fucking parent. Yeah. For one thing and just being aware of how much time they're spending and just having a little bit of control over your kids about how much contact time they have with this iPad

is a healthy thing as much as much as. we had when we were gaming or when we got into anime, I couldn't game every single day. I couldn't be logged in and watch anime every single moment of my life. And I think that helps me appreciate the things outside of the world. Yeah, it's, I think it's the balance

is the most important thing. Yeah, for sure. All right, moving on. I like this, who's most likely to become a vegan? We all love meat. I think honestly, like all of us could probably do it. I can do it. I can do it.

All right, Connor, it is. I don't think, I think it would be a fucking hard readjusting periods. I tried to be, I went pescatarian for a month. And I was dying on the inside. It's just the only thing that actually annoys me and the anything, like if you, okay, if I was in like a fucking lab, you just handed me vegan food every day. I don't, I think I'd be okay with it.

But I think the problem arises, and this is where I, I would struggle the most, is having to always constantly check. Hey, this is vegan. hey, can you change this? Yeah, can you remove it? That's what would drive me insane. Because I love the idea,

I love the fact that now I can just order something, I don't give a fuck what it is, I'm gonna eat it. But then I feel like I get like tired watching sometimes my friends have to be like, hey, can you change this, can you ask? I'm like, that's the part for me that sucks. And yes, there are places that are vegan oriented, but in Japan it's a bit of a slog

and it's not there yet. Yeah. L.A., bro, you could do it easy. You can do fucking get this done. Oh, if you're rich. But you also have to, you also have money. That's also the big thing about vegan is absolutely an upper class thing. Yeah. But like we well generally generally if you just cook for yourself right. But even groceries can be expensive. And also there are like certain certain vegan food

restaurants are like can do these crazy cooking techniques with with these chefs that you couldn't do at your home. Yeah. They make these amazing dishes that you would never get to, you know, try. I mean, the more is that the best rated restaurant in the world that we used to be in New York changed to a vegan. Oh, really? Yeah. And they've had a great success with that.

And, you know, obviously the stuff that they're doing with food is very different from me if I went home and I was like, potatoes, broccoli. You know what I mean? It's going to be a very different experience of being vegan. And there is that aspect to it.

But I don't think I could do it. I don't think I can do it. If I had a vegan chef doing it for me, fuck yeah. We went to L.A. Right. We, if you have your own private vegan chef, I can do it.

Yeah. That's not you doing it. Easley. Well, like, I think that's to illustrate the fact that I don't feel like I need me. It's more so like meat is just convenient. It's just everywhere. It tastes fucking meat.

I think I need meat. What? What do you? Not even red meat. I just want chicken. I could probably, like, the only thing, when I was pescatarian for a month, the only thing I missed was chicken.

I didn't really miss beef. full pork or anything like that as much as just white meat. I mean, yeah, I like chicken a lot. Because I love fish, right? So that was covered, I could eat that and that was great. But just, man, chicken, you can't, there's nothing that can replace chicken in my opinion. We'll get there.

We'll get there. I think we've done a pretty good job of emulating beef. The steak aspect hasn't been done very well, but ground beef is pretty damn clocks. Yeah, sure. When Burger King in Japan had the impossible burger or whatever it was,

I thought that should taste better than their normal burgers. Well, what was it, What was it made? It was like beans. It was plant based, yeah. So soy and a bunch of other stuff. It has a lot of other things that like coconut oil to replicate.

It's like generally like the carb content was pretty high. Right. Yeah, was pretty high but I thought it still tastes better than me. Fair enough. But I mean, it's getting better. I mean, obviously somewhere like LA, it's a different ballpark being able to do this.

Like you can go to this, there's like vegan cheese stores that specialize in vegan cheese. It's pretty good and vegan bacon and stuff like that. But in Japan, fuck no. Yeah, so it's also like, would you like, to pay $70 for a bottle of cheese. Yeah, it's also, again, being vegan is in certain places very expensive.

Yeah. I mean, obviously the more popular being vegan becomes, the easier it'll get and the cheaper it will get. Yeah, there was at one place in LA where the guy ordered on our tour, he ordered like vegan beef jerky. Wait, what? Best tasting.

It was on our tour. We were in LA and one of the guys ordered vegan beef jerky and it was like the best fucking thing I'd ever tasted in my life. Because it wasn't beef jerky. Yeah, it was something. It was the most tasty thing I've ever had in my life. I'll get you that dish next time.

It was a Thai dish actually. What? Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, it was a Thai dish. Normally, it's, I don't know why they called it beef jerky, but it's like dried meat. Yeah, it's like dried meat. Normally in Thailand we do it with pork. And they did it with some kind of like plant-based material.

It's insane, it tastes you fucking godlike. And I realized after like looking at the food and being like, oh, this is like vegan beef jerky. I looked at the restaurant. It was, I think it's like an Asian kind of like cuisine restaurant as well because I was, I swear, I swear I had some of these dishes before

and then realized, oh, some of these dishes are just Thai. Well, look, so I went to, when we did the Anthony Padilla show, you, I mean, obviously we did it separate times, but I went there and he had the exact same thing. And I was like, dude, can I have it? Can I have one? Right. He was like, yeah, of course.

Had it and I was like, Godlike, God like. It is Godlike. All right, we're gonna do one more. This final one is from Patreon, from Brock Otobaker. I hope I'm pronouncing your name correctly. Yeah. And it is, and brace yourselves boys,

who is most likely to let their girlfriend slash wife peg them? Wow. What, Joey? What was that side eye? Oh, nothing. Just laughing at the question, you know? There's no deeper meaning. All right.

All right, ready, three, two, one. I think both of you. Connor? I said God. I forgot and Joey. Wait, what? What? Joey mentions his ass a lot.

I feel like a lot of ass play going on, perhaps. I feel like, okay, the reason- What the heck, Conn, the reason I put Connor, I feel like, I feel like Connor's hiding something. You know, you know, I feel like Connor wants everyone, he has this public image to be like, I only like Milves and Milves is the only thing I consume and that is all I want, but I feel like,

secretly behind closed doors, he just, there's a bit of curiosity there. There's curiosity, but there's no pegging curiosity. Oh, you never know. I do think Garn could get pegged. Oh, dude, gone 100%. I know what kind of girls he likes. What is a genuine question?

What is pegging? What is pegging? Well, you don't know what pegging is? I don't know what pegging is. I will describe it in the easiest way possible. Pegging is when the girl puts on a strap on and fucks you in the ass. No.

Okay, here's the thing. No, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like it'd be like, honey, I wanna try Pegging Gunts like, yes honey. Okay. Let's just try it out and see if we can get into it. Yes, honey.

I don't know, I feel like, okay, obviously, obviously me being with Cindy would be like the obvious answer. I don't know, I feel like, I feel like publicly, publicly we get most of our degenerate shit out in public, you know. We actually have a nice, we actually have a nice, awesome relationship behind closed doors, I feel.

I don't know, there are so many things, there's so many like fetishes that I feel like the idea is better than actually me wanting to do it, you know? Like there's, there's sometimes to see a dogen where I'm like, oh, that's pretty hot. But then if I imagine the thing in real life, I'm like, absolutely. I don't think I'm like she and thought,

yeah, this seems to sound like a fun time. I mean, I know people who have been pegged. You do? Yeah. Wait, what? I know. What's their want to get paid? They were just curious.

Like they were, they're both a couple that are, you know, very like open to trying out different things. You know, they're just sexually curious as, you know, as any couple is. Yeah. And one night they were just like, the girlfriend just asked like,

can we try this out? And the guy was like, I mean, sure, I'm probably gonna hate it, but hey, you know what? We've tried all sorts of other ships before. And he said it was awesome. He actually really liked it. And he was like, yeah, I was really surprised. I didn't think I would like it.

But this is what scares me? Is that like what if I, because the things I'm pretty sure I'm not into it. If I tried them, I might think like, hold on now. And then I can't jack off unless someone's like, pegging me and there's a- Let's I'm fingering my own eyes. There's a finger in my butt hole.

There's an 80-year-old woman in the corner and the moons and Mercury's in retrograde. The Jack Hammer, 3000 going on in the background. I don't want to add complexity to my jacking off. Or like, I don't want to add complexity to like busting or not. When I'm just trying to keep it like the same way it's been for a thousand years.

Listen, at least for me, I know, you put me down as well as gone. What the? You put me down as well as gone, but I can tell you why it wouldn't be me. Okay, tell you why. I mean, I told you all the sharding stories. That would make you more likely, right?

No, it just wouldn't go well. He's used to having to clean up there. Yeah. Again, same as what Garn said. Some things just sound like, oh, you know, it might be interesting in concept, but then when you actually think about it in practice, it's just like, no, that just sounds like a man.

I feel like Connor's the most likely to, like, accidentally have something like that happened and realize, oh, shit, I actually really like it. I feel like that. How do you accidentally get pegged? I don't know. He goes into, okay. He's something that happens like, whoops.

Here's the origin story, right? I would never accidentally get paid, I would, I would, no, no, no. The moment someone's got me on all fours, I think I would question it. Oh, right, right? What's happening? Okay, here's, here's the Connor origin story, right?

He's, like, Connor is against this, like, throughout a relationship, sure, but he has like a health check up once, right? Okay. And the doctor recommends that he has to check up there. Sure, right? As a medical procedure. And Conner's like, and Conner's like, fine,

I gotta fucking do it. He's like, he's like standing on all fours. Dude, I'm dreading it. And he's dreading it and he's like, the doctor sticks his finger up and he's like, wait, why wasn't this as uncomfortable as I thought he was going to be? Does he put a finger up there? They're called off there.

I thought they put like a camera. Like a camera, sometimes it's the thing. Well, no, well, to get the camera in, they're gonna open it up. Yeah, I'm dreading it. I feel like I'm gonna faint. Because in Japan, after a certain age, they're compulsory.

I don't know what age is it. It's 40, something? Fuck, I'm dreading it. Because I feel like, I'm dreading it. because I feel like I'm gonna faint for the moment I get it. Well, you should probably start getting used to it. Yeah, a little bit of pegging.

And that's, not a little bit. That's like the doctor's gonna fucking, I'm gonna do my fisting necks. And that's gonna like sew the seed until like five, seven years later, Connor's in like a stable relationship. And Connor's like, he's not a YouTuber anymore. He has nothing to prove on the camera.

And then he's just like, I can't get off unless I have a camera up my ass. One day, one day. And that's it, that's the origin. age 50, yeah. It says recommended everyone should have it at age 50. Yeah, or around 40, I guess. Yeah.

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