Trash Taste Podcast - We Survived a MASSIVE Earthquake in Japan | Trash Taste #95

Episode Date: April 15, 2022

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My entire life is a list of useless skills. Every video game ever. Yeah. every video game ever. I think one day. What counts is it useful skill? I don't know. I'd like, like, okay, okay,

so like the reason I learned pen spinning is cause I fidget, like, I guess we just started, but the reason I learned pen spinning is because I just really like to fidget, as you guys know. So I thought to myself, if I fidget all the time, might as well make it look cool, you know? And that's literally the reason

and I learned how to do the pen spin thing. I just did it because I was bored in class. Otherwise I'd probably just like to start chewing on the pen spin. or something, right? I don't know, I was like, I was definitely that kid. What about like the people who like, Felix does this with the knives?

Yeah. I wanna- You can't really bring a knife to school, can you? Yeah. How do you even get into that? How do you learn and get into that and then start doing it? I'd be way too scared to try.

It's not about learning, getting into that because there's so many YouTube channels that, you know, teach that kind of stuff, but it's having the commitment to be like, I'm going to learn this now. I'm going to spend time learning this skill, which I don't ever know if I'm getting a, you know, gonna be able to use this in my life.

Right. Well, again, what's a skill that's useful? Actually, why did you learn how to solve a Rubik's Cube? Because I've always just wanted to. Because again, you know, imagine, you're the only Asian kid in a white school, right? So you're just like given these, like insane expectations to do these like crazy skills, right?

Like, people never believed me in school when I said that I couldn't play chess. Just because they're like, but you're the Asian kid. You're the smart kid. You should know how to do all these things. Like, you can't play Shogi? You can't play Go? I'm like, no. It's like, well, Fagation.

And so, and Rubik's cubes of it, like, stereotypically, right? Are they? Yeah. Yeah, back when I was in school, was. By the way, welcome to trash chase. We just, we just jumped right into it. Well, there's a little trash taste. Yeah.

I'm Connor, featuring the boys, gone, Joey. Yeah, I mean, the Ruby skew player. The Rubik's cute. I don't know, and like, I always like, because it was one of those things that I feel you go to like any house. Right. And there's like a high possibility

that it's just kind of like sitting there as like an ornament. Yeah, right. I'd say like, out of 10 houses that have a Rubik's cube, nine of them probably have like a thin layer of dust on top of it because it's just like, oh, it's just like a cool little knick-knack to put on the shelf, right?

Yeah. To make my, it's like, it's like that coffee table book, you know, that like no one actually reads when it's like, oh, you read this and they're like, yeah. It's like iconic. Yeah. I don't know, it's like a piece. But like how often do you get to flex your Rubik's cube skills

if it's not like, if early on trash taste. If we didn't have like a trash taste Rubik's cube. How many times in your life have, you gone to a party and you're like, oh my God, it's a Rubik's Cube. Guys, I'm about to flex. Step back, step back, here comes the Asian kid.

I think everyone who knows how to solve Rubik's Cube so they don't regret it. No. They don't really, they like, because it's like weirdly an impressive skill to have. I promised in a video I was gonna learn it. It's not that hard. I actually learned it once as well,

because I learned it, I've completely forgotten it, but I remember like- It could have been that easy though. Yeah, I mean, I learned it in a day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because like, I remember I was in a hotel room and I was staying in this hotel, and for some reason it was like this, you know,

it was like this chic hotel. They tried doing like different things with their decorations and it just had a Rubik's cube that was unsolved in this like really clean hotel room. Right, right, right. And my like, OCD mind was just like, like, how dare they? It's not perfect. Oh, dead. Like, it's like they fucking designed this room

to be like just mildly infuriating. Just, just, like, it was a perfectly clean room. It looked amazing, but on the desk, there was just a Rubik's cube on there. It's like, those memes of like, you should see a picture and it's like, what's wrong with this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right?

And like, I could not sleep in this, like, hotel room knowing that there was like, I was just like, I was staring all night at this Rubik's cube that was just unsolved. Yeah. And so I just took a day where I just Googled how to solve a Rubik's cube, so I could fucking just, like, I solve it

before I went to bed, learn how to do it. And it like, I never really thought about how to solve a Rubik's Cube before. And I was like, oh, it's actually pretty simple. It's just an algorithm, basically. Yeah, right? It's just a bunch of, like, algorithm. Well, when you're following a guide,

it's pretty easy, but the hard part is being able to do it independently. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I never got to the point where it was just like muscle memory, you know, I was just like, you know, it was a slow process, but anyone's able to solve a Rubik's cube. I also remember, like, the reason why I actually like finally learned how to solve it.

Cause I always wanted to solve it since I was in high school because again I got, you know, called that kid. But then, you know, pandemic hit. Everyone's stuck inside and it's like, you know, I think everyone had that point where it's like, well, I need to fucking do something, right? I can only play so many hours of Animal Crossing per day, right?

So it's like-sohnage bread to them. Exactly. So I was like, all right, well, let's like learn a bunch of useless skills. So I think I learned how to do like four or five different useless skills. And it's Rubik's cubes just, happened to be one of the other ones.

The other one was, you know, you've probably seen it before. Do you know what Ken Dama is? It's like this very old Japanese toy that it kind of looks like a hammer with a ball. Oh, that one, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did that as a kid, but I wasn't very good at it. And what is that? Like, it's just like, it's this like really ancient Japanese toy,

kind of like, you know, like spinning tops and stuff. Yeah, yeah. What's the challenge? The challenge is you have to, so there's three different plates on this, like, it looks like a hammer. and there's like a concave plate on the bottom and there's two concave plates on the side

and there's like a little spike on the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The regular one, yeah, that thing. The regular one is like you kind of turn it to the side and you have to throw the ball up without actually holding the ball and let it land in the cup. Yeah.

That's just like the simple school, but there's like a million different like tricks. You can do it, it's kind of like yo-yoing, right? Where it's like, you can just like regularly do a yo-yo and then there are yo-yo tricks, right? which are just like on another level of difficult and skill. That's cool. And so like, Ken Damma's kind of the same thing.

So like Japan every year has like these like Kendama championships where like you can actually get like licenses and like certificates to say that you're a pro Ken Dunmer like player if you do like these certain tricks. Right, that's cool. And one of the tricks, I could do like the regular cop. Right. Because like that's fucking easy.

Like anyone can do that honestly. One of the hardest ones is where you have to get it so that the ball lands on the spike. Right. by doing this and throwing it up. That sounds impossible. There's a trick to it, but then I was like, I'm gonna learn how to do that during this pandemic.

Yeah. So I bought like a proper like professional graded like Kendama because they have those. There's like the toy ones and then there's no graded. Yeah, there's like a, there's like a Kendama. It's a serious, yeah. There's like a national Kendama committee in Japan where they're like, they look at each kendom

and they're like, yeah, you can use that in those in competitions. And it comes with like a certificate to be like, yeah, this is a certified Kendama. So did you learn how to do it? Yeah, learn how to do it. And now you gotta bring it into the office. I'm like curious now. You can't say that.

There better be a video on screen right now of Joey doing. How have you never like posted a video on Twitter or something? Because it's like the most niche thing on the planet. I would like to see. Okay. You just randomly like, in the next anime man or Joey video, you just like have... Well, I'm just gonna have... Just casually do it. Just don't explain yourself.

You just casually do it. I swear to God every comment is going to be about that one thing. I was gifted a Rubik's Cube once as a kid for Christmas. By my parents. But it was a Harry Potter Rubik's Cube. Okay. So all the tiles were themed. They were all pictures of Harry Potter.

I loved Harry Potter. Of course I did, because I'm British. And so I have this cube, right, and I'm thinking, wow, this is just great. Yeah. And I turn it once. Oh, no, I'll put it back. Don't want to ruin it. I like the picture.

What's the point in the cube? That's me in basically every group's cube before. So I go, you know, another day, I go back to it and I turn it once, turn it twice, and I'm like, no, no, no, no. I go, I don't, I don't want to ruin it. And then one time I go, you know, a few days later or whatever, I love this cube.

It's the most awful thing. Like, it's so hard to solve because the pictures are so shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I start turning it and I turn it like four or five times. And I'm like, okay, I'm gonna start turning it back. And then I turn it back. I'm like, oh fuck, it's not back the way it was.

And then I'm like, okay, I think it's like just one, there's one thing out of play. I can fix this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I start trying things and I just keep fucking it up. It just gets worse and worse. And then I realized, what a shit toy this is. I'm like eight years old.

I cannot solve this. Now I'm just fucked. And now, if I want to see the picture of Harry Potter, I have to actually learn how to solve it. And I don't know how, no one's even began to explain to me. There's an algorithm. I don't know that.

I Google, I get one hour a day to go online. I'm not using that. I'm going to go watch Yu-Yo GX, episode 400, part one of three. Espaniore. I'm going to do that and not look up the Rubies Cube. So I was just really disappointed, and I was very sad.

And I remember I found it a few years later, and I thought, I'll give it a shot. I just couldn't do it. And I just- That seems more difficult than a regular one. It was, because the pictures were all like, it was Harry Potter and it was Hogwarts,

so they're all like, they're all like, they're all like brown. Could you take like the stickers off? Yeah, I did, I tried that. Okay, okay, I was gonna ask that that's what I did as a kid. But then when I did that, it wasn't, you know, because this was the factory,

the factory production, all the cubes were perfect. So when I started peeling them and shit, they were all like, oh, a little bit wonky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stickers are some of the most annoying shit to like place. Yeah. Because you put it and you're like,

I'm doing it perfectly. Flat, flat, you put it on, douche. I don't know how that happens. Every time. Building a gun club, you like. Yeah, right? Yeah, exactly. You're like, fucking,

it's like that, but, oh, I'm playing. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean, like, I think the only, like, use of skill I've learned before was, I mean, do you guys know how to juggle? I learned how to do the one-handed. You learned how to do the one-handed, yeah, but like, you know, with two balls,

where you kind of like to do that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I never got to the point where it was with three. Yeah, I mean, growing up on Brighton Beach, I remember like one day I just decided to just learn how to juggle using pebbles and stuff. And I think I can still juggle. I don't know, I don't know.

It's been a while. We have to have a video where we show each other the useful skills. Actually, the most useful party trick. Do you guys have any party tricks that you like can show off in a party or whatever? Not that I remember. Okay.

I'm like fucking Susan Boyle every party I go to. Just everyone stops. Yeah. Actually like the most useless, the most useful party trick I know is just being able to open a body bottle with anything. Oh yeah.

Like I've done that a few times because it's not just like, it's every time you do it. If you wanna, if you wanna just know a trick that will take you five minutes to learn, but will be useful in basically every party you go to. Yeah. Just learn how to open a bottle with a light or another bottle. I feel like us not showing these abilities

is like making this episode worse. What's point of us filming this? No one believes. What's the point of us filming this? Like how often you go to a party and you see a Rubik's cube there? You're like, finally. Like boys, stay back.

Boys, my time to shine. I can click my wrists on command. Can you like you? Yeah, I can. Oh, that doesn't sound healthy. Oh, you got like an 80 year old wrist. Yeah. That's the guy, is that the gamer wrist?

That's the game of risk. You wanna see these scars, boys. Tell me you have carpal tunnel without saying you have carpal tunnel. I can just click both of them. Yeah, I only know like small little things that will, you know, maybe impress like, your five-year-old cousin, you know, when you're at a home.

Like, I can do like the water droplet sound. Like, that's the only thing. Oh yeah, that's- Skype, but you can do the Skype thing perfectly. The Skype thing? The Skype, uh, oh, do, do, do, whoop, do-do, do-do, what the, what the,

I think that's, like, is that a skill? We just, like, right out of shit to talk about. Like, oh, what did you do? Joach you do, do, do, do what the, I think that's pretty funny, though. There it is. We're talking about you. That appeals to a very like tight niche.

Yeah, like, you have to be on the incident in the mid 2000s to appreciate that one. Do the Windows XP shutdown noise? Can you do that? That's not accurate at all. That's just me singing it. I've never told that. Why did you think I could do that?

I hope you've been able to do that thing where you like hold your body up. I don't know why I've always been able to do that. Oh, what do you mean? The bike? Like through here, like that? Like when you're just like on a surface and you can not hold your whole body. Oh, you mean like what break dancers do kind of?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've always been able to do that. Yeah, you have to have like good core strength for that, don't you? I guess you got great core strength, right? I don't know, maybe I do. I don't know if, I don't get it. This like conversation just reminded me that I like, I went through like a phase, like, you know, every,

you're a kid and sometimes you go through phases, right? So I remember the first time I've ever saw David Blaine on TV doing stream magic. And I'm just like, I want to do that. to do that. Yeah, that looks incredible. And I remember like going through this phase where I, you know, there was these packages.

This was before you could just Google or YouTube how to do magic tricks online. So I actually had to like pay like send off, I had to convince my parents to send off money to this company that like supposedly sent you magic tricks and like magic secrets and all that. That just sounds like a scam. I'm surprised like for the one time

life, it wasn't a scam, thank you. They actually like sent me back like a VHS that I, like, played. And I remember learning how to do like a bunch of these magic tricks. And I'm just like, great, I'm gonna impress everyone around me. But like, there's never a moment where you go to a party or you go to a family gathering.

And like, you don't wanna be that guy who just brings out a deck of cards. Hey, hey, oh, pick a gun, pick a card, any card. Yeah. It's just like, oh, like, you know, I know, I know I have a deck of cards on me right now, you know? You don't want to be that guy. So I've never been able to like,

even though I learned how to these skills as a kid, I never was able to show them off. So it's, I mean, it's kind of like martial arts in some way, right? Because, you know, talking to, I remember seeing this YouTube video about like, why do people learn martial arts? Because you basically, you basically spend years of your life.

You spend years and years, honing this one skill for like these moments that will only last maybe like a few minutes of your life, right? Unless you go to tournaments and stuff like that, right? because like you're training yourself for like that one fight you're gonna be in in like whatever moment that's going to be, right?

But then you spend years building up to that moment and like, what if you just fuck up in that moment, right? What if all the training just leave your body in that one moment? What if the dude's like nine foot? Yeah, yeah, right? I didn't train this. I'm like, fuck dude.

What way are you again? Oh shit, that's my right class, sorry. Yeah. I feel like that's the good thing though about like doing YouTube is that like, Like for me, I just use videos to do shit that I otherwise wouldn't normally do. So like with like martial arts for instance,

like I remember, oh my God, I don't even remember how many years ago this was. This is like a four or five year old video. I learned how to like backflip in a video. I was going to say if there's one skill I want to learn how to do actually. It's the backflip. Well, it's just like standing.

Yeah, standing backflip. You did a standing backflip once in a video. It was, it was me and like. Was your parents encourage you? They're trying to get rid of you? No, no, it was. I was in Japan already. I was in Japan and it was me, Dogen and my friend Alba.

But you were above the age of like 15 doing this. Yeah, this was like four years ago. Oh my god, that's like suicide. Yeah, because we cosplayed as Naruto characters. That's the reason you learn how to backflip because of Naruto? Because it was a Narito online sponsor. And I was like, well, I need to do something

Naruto related. You know what, I'll learn ninja tricks. And my ninja tricks, I mean just tricking And learning how to backflip? Wait, so how long did they used to learn how to backflip? Like, I think we were in that gym for maybe like five, six hours. But I learned how to do like other tricking,

like tricks. Because like Dogen used to be like a fucking like professional trick trickster. Is that the right word? Professional tricks. Sounds like a persona character. Like parkour. Yeah, yeah, he used to do like tricking.

What the fuck? And then he like hurt his knees, I think really badly and he like couldn't stop doing it. But he was like, he taught me how to like backflip and shit. And I did it. successfully once, and I haven't done it since. Do you think you'd be able to relearn

and pull off another backflip? Maybe, because I think what took me so long and I think what the level of entry is is that you just have to get over your fear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what, like, because I've seen people trying to learn backflip, so I'm just like, that looks really, that looks like a really interesting process.

Just get over the fear, you guys of shit. Yeah, because like, like, it's not natural for you to be like, all right, jump and also pull your entire body back like this at the same time, like, your body's just like, no. Like, no. I think that's cool, but the one skill I learned, I also love this channel, it's Mike Boyd, a boyd,

yeah, he does the, he does like, how long can it take me to learn X thing? Oh, I think I know that, yeah, yeah, he's got this one video and I really wanna learn how to do this. It's, he has an umbrella, and he's holding the umbrella, and he, the trick is that he throws the umbrella in front of him, it goes like quite, quite far away,

and then it opens in midair, and while he's walking, he catches the umbrella, as it's like, so it fully opens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, floats down, and he catches it. Yeah. And I wanna learn how to do that. There's so many, like, little tricks like

that I wanna learn how to do. Just imagine, you're on, you're on, like, the Japanese street, and you're just like, huh, hush, hush, right. It's like some anime shit. I wanna do that with like a cap, where like you throw the cap and it lands perfectly on your head.

But that's good enough, because you always need to, like, pull it down, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I meet you, you're like walking, you're good to go. No, no readjustment. You've got the umbrella.

Oh no, you know what's a truly useless skill I've always wanted to learn? What? Is to draw a perfect hand circle. Oh yeah, I've seen that, yeah. Because I've seen so many videos and every time I see it, I'm just like, nut. That is the most satisfying thing in the world.

Just like free hand. That one video and the guy does that. Yeah, yeah, the guy does that. Oh, I'll do that shit. That's a cool party trick. That is a cool party trick. Everyone has a pencil, no everyone has a Rubik's cube. Exactly, exactly.

I don't carry a pencil on me all the time. Well, no, if you're at someone's house. Oh, yeah. You're not gonna be in a house that doesn't have a drawing equipment. of some kind. Have you ever been in a house where they just don't have any pens and pencils?

I think it's my house right. Yeah, that's just Connor's house, right? That's my house. True millennial right here. What's what's pencil? It's really. Actually, I don't think I have a pencil in my house. What?

I have a pens. No, there's no way. You guys live in Japan. There's more paperwork than fucking anything. You just use pens. Well, yeah, pens, that's what I mean, like, drawing things. Yeah, I guess like,

now I'm thinking. Drawing equipment. Drawing, drawing equipment. What's the word? What are you calling your pens? Drawing things. Drawing things. What are they are?

Drawing. What are those painters, paint with? Oh, yeah, the drawing. Unfortunately, I don't draw anything. When was the last time I draw something? I just imagine like the sad music play. I haven't drawn anything. I haven't drawn anything.

I haven't drawn anything. I just have like zero skill in drawing and I have done for my entire life, I think. I don't know. We need to do like drawing competition now that just said. Somebody who also sucks a drawing. I believe it's like, it's like singing. It's like, I don't think you're just like naturally good like immediately.

I don't know, you are actually. I think some people are. Some people are. But I think you do have to practice though. Yeah, of course you have to practice. But I remember, I think the last time I drew something, I can't remember what the context was, but I think I had to draw a cat for something.

Oh, it was the Netflix shoot. I remember because it was for anime club, and Netflix and I had to draw a cat on the whiteboard or something. And Joey just, Joey just made like, Joey, I was drawing this cat. Joey could not recognize like that it was even an animal that I was drawing on this wife.

He drew like a UMA. I don't know what it was. It was like, it was not of this earth. What's the UMA? Like those are like unidentified, what is it? Like the Chippocabra. Like that level. It's like urban legend shit. Chupacabra.

What the fuck's a UMA? Something animal. This is the first time I've ever. Unidentified. Unidentified mysterious animal, yeah. Like UFO. This is the first fucking thing I've ever. Yeah, you know like Mothman or like Chuba Cabra,

like any of those? I didn't know they were called U.M.A. UMAs, unidentified mysterious animal. Do you believe any of those? No. No. Although when I was 10, I did believe Chupacabra.

But I think anyone did. Why would you believe in Chupacabra? Because you're 10 years old. You believe in, you believe Harry Potter is real when you're 10 years old. Isn't that in like Mexican or something? Yeah, it was Mexican or Spanish? Oh, I mean, Chippicabra means.

Chippicabra means goat drinker or some shit. What is the chupacabra? You can fucking know. I killed it in Redden. I killed it. I killed it in Redden. It was this like viral video in like early 2000s, I think, where like there was just, it was Mexico or Spain or somewhere,

it was some Spanish speaking country where like just some dudes went into a forest at night because they heard some shit. And then there was this like creature that appeared on camera. It was like the goat person, right? Yeah, it was like eating a goat or it looked like a demon like a demonic goat. Yeah. And like, I remember like back then, like it was a huge sensation, especially in Japan.

It was a massive sensation because for an early 2000s video, it was like way too high quality. Like it looked way too real. Like you look at the, you look at the Chippocabra videos now and you're like, oh, that could almost like, if you weren't aware of it, that could almost come off as convincing. Yeah. Because it was like too good. And then people were like shocked when they found out it was fake. And it's like, oh, who would have thought there isn't a fucking goat drinker.

demon thing in the forests of Mexico, whatever the fuck it was. Yeah, I think like the only thing that I believed as a kid, or I wanted to believe, I really wanted to believe, like the Loch Ness Monster. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, cause a kid,

you're just obsessed with dinosaurs and you're like, like, stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, thinking cool shit exists out there, but it doesn't. It's like everyone, you know, everyone wanted to believe Moby Dick was a real thing. Like Bigfoot, like, a lot of people,

weirdly, a lot of people really believe. That fucking image of Bigfoot, like, doing this. People like really believe Bigfoot for some reason. But like, it also, like, like, like, makes me think, what if, what if one of those things was real, right? What would, what would make you actually believe it, right? Because seeing it. If I, yeah, if I see it like, yeah, if I see like a news article of like scientists like properly talking about it. Having some incredible, be like,

yep, because, because like, I remember because I think we, we have talked about this before, but like, I mean, it's been proven by the government that UFOs exist. And like, nobody freaked out over it. Nobody really reacted to it. Sounds like Alex Jones. Yeah, last year with the, was it, the Blackfiles? Yeah, yeah. Like, it's like if it was, if I said to you, oh, by the way, we found an alien spaceship. We know it's an alien, by the way.

You'd be freaking out, but if you're like, oh, we have no fucking clue what that thing was. Yeah, it could have been like a drone. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Everyone like doesn't, because you're like, oh, well, I'm sure there's an explanation for it, we just don't know. But if it's like, by the way,

we literally found the things from men in black, then I think everyone's gonna be like, what the fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, Like, because, I mean, it's weird, right? Because you do look at the videos. I do look at the videos of the UFO images

and the UFO videos and I'm just like, that's freaky. And I do think UFOs exist, but do I think it's aliens? I don't know. I don't know myself. I don't know how to react to it, I guess. I look- I think- Oh, go wrong. No, I was gonna say, like, there was a weird part of me that saw those,

like, government file videos, which are like, you know, legit, right? Because like, why would an organization like that lie? Yeah. But it's like, I saw it and I was like, why does that look like just every other UFO video I've ever seen? I think that's the problem with it, right?

Because there's so many fakes nowadays that even when the real thing is actually released, you're so desensitized with it. You're just like, it's like the fake ones looked more real. Yeah, right, right? Like, why is that? It's just, it, I thought seeing UFOs, real UFOs would be more impressive.

And I don't know why I thought that, but I just thought it would be more impressive and it just wasn't, you know? I mean, I assume that if an alien species finds us, we'll probably be dead. Wow, they just wipe us out. Oh, it's like, think of it, if an alien spaceship, if alien civilization

had the opportunity to, or had the capability of finding other planets and going around scouting, they're more technologically advanced than us. Yeah. We're probably. O'Ds are they're not gonna wanna be like, hey, friends. And they're gonna be like, let's take all your staff. Yeah, you have minerals, we need to collect the minerals.

You're like, Like fucking Starcraft They're gonna use this for another bag Why would they give a shit? They're not gonna give a fuck And they'll treat us like like cows Yeah, I mean it's like It's kind of I agree with you

Because I think what if humanity Had this had this capability? We would fuck over everyone We would We would fuck everyone Yeah we would Fuck ourselves over enough Like let alone another species

We can't even say of our own fucking planet Let alone some other species planet You know Anyone I thinks that like We wouldn't just blow up a planet if we just thought they were a little strange looking. Yeah, yeah. That doesn't have enough understanding of you.

Especially if they have like natural resources or something. Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people would be like, I don't think we should do this, but the government of whatever, the United government of all, whatever, would just be like, bye bye bye, bye planet. Yeah, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

Well, we'll just find another one. But they are rich in iron, we must destroy. Exactly right. Yeah. Which, speaking of destroying planets and living through the apocalypse, I guess, we kind of. What a fantastic segment. Yeah, what a,

fantastic stuff. We kind of lived to something like that yesterday, didn't we? Yeah, that was terrifying. We had a very big earthquake. I was like, what you're referring to? I do immediately what it was about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you had a very different experience to us. Same brain soul. Yeah, same brain soul. But yeah, we had two big earthquakes actually yesterday back to back. I'm sure the world news has covered it. It's probably old news by the time you're watching this, but, uh, well, I mean, it was the biggest earthquake I have lived through so far, I think. It was bigger than the one in LA, or at least it felt like it was bigger than the one in LA.

I think Tokyo was like mag four or five. Four, four, four. Yeah, so I think it was like magnitude seven point three. Yeah, yeah, in Fukushima. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I thought I'd experienced, like, big earthquakes in Japan before. And this one, like, even for people who have lived here,

lived in Japan for longer than me, said that this was the biggest one that they've experienced as well. Yeah. And, you know, it's, a lot of people said it's the biggest one they've experienced since the 2011 earthquake. Yeah.

In Fukushima as well, right? Yeah, because I think, I think it was because it wasn't just one. Yeah. It was like one that was pretty big already. That caused another even bigger one. Yeah. Literally two minutes later.

Yeah. So it just felt like one continuously large earthquake. Well, how was it for you guys? Um, am I weird? I like earthquakes. You like earthquakes? I quite like it. Is that bad?

Like in what sense? I feel like a fun quick time event or something. I don't know. I don't know why, but it feels kind of fun. Is this weird? Yeah, it's a bit. I know this is weird. I don't know.

It's technically a natural disaster. I know, I know, because it's like, it causes so many problems, but like. That's like watching a bushfire and being like, oh, sick, you know? Like, I get it, I get it. Well, you don't say that about like typhoons. This is the guy who gave us shit for looking at fire

like still a canister. here he is being like looking at an earthquake. Like a disaster on like 10 times the magnitude, no more than like thousands of times the magnitude of an exploding can and he's just like, ooh, a quick time of him. The bayonetna music starts playing. I obviously protect my whatever is valuable in my house,

but also it's kind of interesting what stays and what falls over. I quite enjoy that. I understand that for you taking bets. I kind of, yeah. I was out and I was kind of like hyped to think, like when I came back, I was like, oh, I wonder what fell over.

Like nothing had fell over. And I was like, you were disappointed? I'm like, oh, okay. Obviously if like my TV had fell over, I'd be like, fuck, that's shit. But you know, when it's mild ones, like obviously because it was a big earthquake, but it wasn't that big in Tokyo.

Yeah. And I like, I like those ones, but obviously if it was like eight, I'd be like, I'd be another thing entirely. Oh yeah, yeah. I do not like this one. I do not like this earthquake. I mean like one thing,

I do not understand after having lived in Japan and experienced a bunch of earthquakes now is when do they send out the earth, when do they send out the earthquake alarm? I do not get it. Like I swear, it's when the epicenter is close enough. Oh, okay. Did you get one?

No, no. I have never gotten one since I got my new phone. Oh, really? I've definitely gotten a bunch, but it's only when the epicenter is close enough to where you live, where it sets it off, because it was in Fukushima and Miyagi, it was too far away.

Right, but the earthquake was big enough to, the fact that we felt it. Yeah, yeah. Because I hear the earthquake alarm and I brace myself and it's like the piddliest, like little earthquake I've ever fell. Like out of nowhere, like yesterday, you get you like the entire fucking house starts shaking.

I'm like, why didn't I get an alarm for this? I feel like this is like more prevalent for like the alarm that I should be bracing myself for. I do. If you watch that YouTube video, that's like noises that will give you anxiety if you live in Japan or something. And it's like all the disaster noises.

You heard the tsunami one? Yeah, there's a tsunami one. It's horrible. It's like, it's like, uh, like the, what's the tower and Pokemon called? Oh, the, the fucking Pokemon Tower. Like that, that, uh, no, the one with the dead, uh, Keogh. Yeah, Pokemon Towers. Yeah. No, Lavender towel. Lavender, lavender. Yeah. It's like, it's like that level of creepy. Yeah. The tsunami one. This episode is sponsored by Honey. We all shop online. Right, guys. Guys. Anyone? And we've all seen that promo code taunt us at the checkout. But thanks to

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That's JoinHoney.com slash taste. Thank you to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Back to the video. Oh, that's it. I fucking hate that. It's horrible. Yeah. That one, that one's horrible, dude.

That one, it sounds like when you get an item in an RPG. It sounds like I just opened a box in Zelda or something. D-da-da-da-dun. I think it's creepy because like... It's slightly dissonant. Yeah. Yeah, and it feels that...

It feels like you're in a room that is like collapsing. Oh, yeah. It's designed to do that. And it's like, you're in a game, and you just like trigger a... bad event. No, no, I know the feeling. Have you ever heard, like, those music remixes where they take a happy song and they remix it in like a minor key? That's exactly what it sounds like.

You're talking about like wrecking ball and G minor? Yeah, yeah. Joey gets one. Joey gets the music memes. Yeah, it's just like, it's just, it's just, oh, that feels dirty. Oh, I don't like that feeling like. Yeah, yeah. My, my, my, the one that always gives me his fucking anxiety is the, the earthquake alarms. Yeah, that's, what, what?

But that one feels dangerous. Yeah. The tsunami one is creepy because it doesn't feel like, it's like, oh my God, this is like a world ending event. Yeah, they're like, it just sounds like a minor discomfort. Yeah. It's like the mall's closing,

trun, d-drun, right. Yeah, I mean like for my, for the earthquake yesterday for me, so it was actually big enough that it knocked out the power in my section of Tokyo. She docks yourself, go on. Sorry? She docks yourself.

Well, it was like the power got outed into a bunch of positions in Tokyo. I think the news said it was like two million homes were out of power. Yeah. I didn't even know if mine, I might have lost power, but I was out, so. You definitely would have known if you lost power. Yeah, you wouldn't there. Oh, okay, you went home. Okay, okay. I could have gone out again. Yeah. Mine was fine. Yeah, I mean, like, I actually didn't even feel the first one.

I don't know. Like sometimes, sometimes people, sometimes people were just like, oh, there was an earthquake? And I'm like, I didn't feel it. Was there really an earthquake? Or did you just stand up too fast? just go head rush, you know, because I, that happens to me sometimes, you know, where I think it's an earthquake happening, but it's really just, I'm tripping balls. Yeah, yeah, I just feel like a little light head.

Are you watching something in Dolby Atmos? Yeah, yeah, I genuinely think there's always an earthquake happening when I'm watching Dolby Amos. Well, like the THX starts, it's like, do- Yeah, dude, like the floor shakes with the dogs, I'm always like, oh shit, are we, we good? Yeah, yeah, so I was actually in my office on the bottom, on the ground floor,

because I live in the house, and Sydney was chilling on the bed on the third floor of our house. And I just hear, I just hear Sydney going, gone, gone, gone, gone. And I'm just like, I didn't know it was an earthquake going on. So I was just like taking my time with it. I'm like, let me, let me, let me finish this piece of work.

And I'll just like casually stroll up to theirs. And I see Sydney like just looking shell shocked because Sydney is like really sensitive to like earthquakes and like natural disasters kind of thing. So she's just like, Did you, did you feel that? Did you feel that? And I was like, what, what's, what's going on, Sydney?

There was an earthquake, gone, that was an earthquake? And I was like, was there? Are you, are you sure, Sydney? Are you sure? I'm like, because I didn't feel, I didn't feel it at all, right? I didn't feel it at all. And so, you know, I was, I was like about to check my phone to see if, you know, anyone else had posted about it

or anything like that. And then just as I got out my, just as I got out my phone, it's like the second, the second quake here, the second quake here, the bigger one. The bigger one. And it's like, you know, This one, it didn't like immediately start off strong for me. It like shook a little bit.

It shook a little bit. And so it started shaking and I was like, oh, that's an earthquake. And Sidney was like, huh. Yeah, you feel it now, son of a bitch. You feel it now. You feel it fucking now. And then as you finished that,

our lights just like turn off. Right. And it was just an immediate 180 from, oh, no, no, come in, come here, please. Come in, come here, come here. I'm not so, I'm not so, no, are you? All it took was the lights going out. Yeah.

But yeah, I mean, like, It was actually like pretty surreal for me because it was the first time. I mean, in Thailand, we're like, I'm fucking used to power outages. We have like plenty of lights and everything like that. In here, it was just so surreal seeing just my entire block, basically. My entire town, just like in complete darkness. I think I posted a video of me just like walking around outside my house. I have never seen my street almost in complete dark.

This is freaky as hell. Which, because it was the first time, I'd just seen any side of Tokyo just completely dark with some emergency lights on it. It was like, it was kind of surreal. Like apocalyptic, yeah, kind of apocalyptic, right? So like, because I was, I was walking, because I thought, why not just take a walk?

Just to see, just to see what the city is like. Take it in. Yeah, just to see what the city is like when we're going through a disaster like this. And I think the first time it hit me of just how surreal this was, was I walk out and, you know, Tokyo was dark. But the point it actually hit me was when I walked to my main road and I could see the Lawson's had its lights out.

And I'm just like, holy shit, even the combini's affected. This is the first time I've ever seen the fucking kombini just out. And like the employees were in there just like fucking, they couldn't even open the door because like the power or like the automatic door wasn't open. And I was like, oh, this is real. I don't know why it was the combini, just because like, like, I thought no matter what,

like, a comet could be crashing and like Lawson's would still be like serving. Yeah, because like, even when Japan has like the worst typhoon in like the past 10 years, which I think it did like last year or the year before. Two years ago. The only thing that was open, the Lawson. Yeah, the combini's, right?

The combinis are all open. Thick and thin. So that was, that was the first time. Yeah, that was the first time. it was surreal for me because it was also surreal, just seeing which parts of the grid were still supported. So actually, because I had a walk around. So like, it was some traffic lights were working

and some weren't. So that was weird. Traffic lights weren't working. Yeah, some of the traffic lights weren't working, but I think they must have prioritized the more busier intersections, right? Because all like some of the big intersections were working, but some of the smaller ones,

weren't working. I always thought that the road lights and stuff on a separate thing entirely from the normal power. Well, they might have like a backup system. Yeah, they normally do. Because obviously the last thing you want is no. No traffic lights. Yeah, and there was actually a traffic accident

like near where. That's not surprising at all. Yeah, near where it was, I think might have been because of that. But like the only thing that was actually lit was was the train stations actually. The train stations had everything working. The elevators, were still working and everything,

even though everything else was like pitch black. That wasn't the only thing that was lit on. I was having a great time in Akihabra. I was having a whale of a time. I was in the basement. Right. Then some anime song ball went in there. There's a bunch of Japanese men singing Macross songs.

Nice. With a bunch of very young-looking girls. Okay. So we went in there and we just had a good time. You're like, man, I'm fucking lighting this place on fire, man. I was singing colors. And then everyone clapped. Must have thought like the base of your voice

was just like so strong that it was shaking the entire building. I did Jojo as well. So. Yeah, I mean everyone in that bar was like, oh, they got Dolby Hamas here. Holy shit. It's so funny. I would it came the, I was with the guys

that did the wrestling video with, he was like, oh, there's an earth to think of crate just now. I was like, oh, I didn't know. And 10 seconds later, the second one that was bigger, started like shaking and we were all like, yeah. And then, yeah, Joe! Joe! Joe!

And then, yeah, we were in the basement, it was shaking, but it wasn't like that bad, like, that's why initially I was quite shocked when I was getting tax, a bunch of tax people being like, yeah, sorry, that scared me, I was like, ghosts, ghosts. That's quite, that's quite. That's why I was quite shocked when I was getting so many texts of people being like, oh my God,

are you okay? Are you okay? Yeah. Well, weirdly enough, you don't feel it when you're underground. You feel it when you're really up high, right? Yeah. You feel it more at least. Yeah, you feel way more when you're up high.

Yeah, it was alright. It was good. Yeah, because you get a lot of people who don't live in Japan, who don't, you aren't used to earthquakes messaging you being. Oh yeah, of course. Oh my gosh, are you okay? After the round of like people living in Japan tweets that I saw, I started to get like 17 messages from people all over the wall.

Because once it hit the mainstream, like, you know, international news. Yeah. It's weird because it's like, I get it, because like how could you know the severity of it, but I think if I'm tweeting about it, it's probably, it probably all right. It means I'm okay. Yeah, yeah, I think it's worse for like some of like Chris, right?

Because he was living right next to it. Like I can't imagine how strong the earthquake was for him. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because I've never been in an earthquake where a lot of stuff has literally just like gone on the floor and started smashing. Because I think, I don't know why. I'm oddly calm during an earthquake. And I remember like, I like it.

You see what I mean? It's good. I don't, I don't, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say I like it, right? But it's like, I remember like, because I remember seeing Arki's video of her that she took and I related to Joey. So, of course, me and Joey's sharing the same brain.

So, but I remember relating to Joey so hard, just seeing Archie just like freaking out, going to the bed and Joey just sitting with a stone cold face on the couch, which is just like, Just like experiencing the world ending around him and Joey's just, this is fine. It was literally just that this is fine face.

Joey. There's two earthquakes. It was a level six just. Yeah, that was a little six. Fukushima. The one that got memed a lot online was like afterwards. It started to like really shake, right? And so Aki ran to the other side of the house like to the bed because like,

we always go to the bedroom because there's, nothing in our bedroom other than our bed. So there's like, we don't have any worry about things like falling on us and stuff like that. Yeah. So we go to the bed. She's like calling out to me. I'm like, what the fuck you call him out to? You're the one that left me behind.

She like bolts. They're like bolts into the bench. She's like, Joey, where are you? And I'm like, what do you mean? You left me in the living room. And so there's just this footage of me just like casually strolling in with a hand on my head, being like,

oh, two earthquakes. Oh, fucking sick. And people are like, just Joey just like, like just as a chat, just like walking in, like dad pose, like hand on his hair, just like, I think someone said like, why does he look like a dad that's like waiting for like an argument to finish him?

But to be fair, in my defense, I was surprised because I looked way calmer in that video than I actually was. Because I think in those kinds of situations, which was Craig was the one that happened yesterday? Oh, you had a video. Yeah, yeah, I filmed it. Yeah, I haven't seen this video.

Yeah, I filmed it. And yeah, I think I was, I was surprised because I was like, oh, I looked way calmer than I actually was. Because in my, inside, I was like, oh, fuck, this is like really long. Also, I was worried about my grandma because she lives up north.

Right, so I was like trying to text her and stuff. But out of context, it just looks like me just fucking standing there just like waiting for this earthquake to end. Like, come on. End already. End already. Fuck.

I don't want to go in one of those. I know they had it in like to Cachish Castle. Yeah, they had the challenge where you'd to like sit in like the Japanese tatami room. Yeah, yeah. On one of those earthquake simulation things. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And they have to like try and sit on the platform

without falling over while they, it's like magnitude nine. Oh yeah. I really wanna go on one of them. I've been on one of those. Oh, dude. Yeah. That sounds fun. Yeah, I could did a video at like the like the emergency center type of thing in Japan

and like you get to experience like a house fire and like an earthquake and stuff like that and they have one of those things. And I tried it on magnitude nine, which is the same as the 2011 earthquake. Right. Dude, it's crazy. Like, what does it feel like?

It just, it just feels like four guys are just surrounding you, just doing this. Like you can't even, like, I was sitting down, like, legs crossed, I was sitting down. And like, after the first shake, like, I was, like, like, like, like, you cannot even, like, lie down straight. Like, it's so fucking intense. And so, it really, like, went to, like,

you know, when you hear magnitude nine, right, you're like, oh, fuck, that seems really big. But I think, like, actually experiencing magnitude nine is not a level. Isn't it exponential? Yeah, I think they just, like, whoever designed the Richter scale really, really, like, fucked up

by making it a logarithmic scale. Because it's not like, it's not linear, right? So it's like by. It's logarithy. No, do you mean exponential? I think that's the same thing, right? Logarithmic is exponential. It's the inverse of exponential.

Is it? So logarithmic means that it goes like this. And then exponential means it goes like this. Okay, I might be wrong. Okay, might be. I just wanted to say logarithic to make yourself sound smart. Gone, logarithmic, exponential. I'm gonna go- I'm gonna Google this right now.

Which one is? Logarithmic means that it peak, like, the gains that you see are initial and then it starts flattening out. Whereas exponential is the opposite. Oh, it is logarithmic. Thank you, okay. But you were trying to explain exponential.

I smart. You said the right word, but you were saying the wrong thing. No, what I'm saying is, it. We're professionals. Exponential is kind of also logarithmic. It's the inverse of a logarithm. Is it? Yeah.

I don't know about that. I don't know. Because like... It's the opposite. I don't know, man. Either way, it's not, okay, I... It's not linear. It's not linear.

It's inner scale. Yes, Ashley? Logarithmic functions are the inversers of exponential functions. So how is... So wait, so Rick to scale is logarithmic? Rictter scale is logarithmic. So that means that it would be... the, after like four or five, the difference isn't much.

That can't be right. No, no, no, no, no. It goes up this way. Yeah. The exponential goes up this way. No. No, it doesn't. Hence the word exponential.

It goes exponentially higher. This kind of just, what? This kind of just proves my point. What? The point, no, no, no, no. You've got a bunch of wrong thing. I think I'm right. No, no, no.

The original point I was trying to make was that they put it in a scale that is not comprehensible by the normal human person, which we are literally proving right now, you know, like, you hear about, you hear like an eight or nine on the Richter scale and you're just like, oh, that's just one up from a seven. And I've seen people survive sevens.

Right, right, right, right. Your mind can't comprehend the effect, like the tangible effects of just how much larger that is, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why I think they fucked up because if you hear like, oh, it was, on a scale of like a thousand on like this earthquake scale.

You're like, that's a big number compared to a hundred, which is what we're technically talking about when we're talking going up from magnitude seven to a magnitude eight, right? And I think, like, I don't know why we went with a logarithmic scale for like disasters when the normal person can't comprehend that amount of difference with just one number, you know?

Sure, true. Oh yeah, I mean, can't even comprehend what logarithmic and exponential are. So how is he going to comprehend? I can. I can, I know what it is. I'm just, yeah, I know I'm right. But the Richter scale is a logarithmic scale.

Is that logarithmic? Yeah, so that means that there wouldn't be much difference between eight and nine. But there is. Well, the scale says there isn't, Jay. Oh, my sake. Is that right? There's not much of a difference between eight and nine?

I don't know. But how we experience? I can't, how we experience those numbers are all different though. So it's like, it doesn't, I can't wait for the comments to just tear this conversation apart. Hi, a mathematician here. Hi, mathematician, I literally had an an aneurysm.

I invented the Richter scale. I'm having an aneurysm. Technically, it's supposed to indicate an intensity 10 times, yeah, the previous. Yeah, that's what's, that's what. But it's also described as a logarithmic scale, so I don't know if they both see that. Yeah, that's what I thought,

because I thought, like, I thought, let me show you a picture of a logarithal, Logarithmic fucking line. I know what a logarithmic line is, but it doesn't make sense because I've learned that the Richter scale is the higher the number, the bigger the difference in scale. I thought it was like 10 times the previous number.

Yeah, right? No, because, I mean, I guess it could be, but also because it goes like this, right? Right. So let's say this was like eight, if it was eight at the peak or something, it's not gonna get much better at nine. So increase more, sorry.

Oh my God, I don't know. So that's, I am, I am, I am, I am confusion. Also, a lot of the scale also depends on the function you put into it. Yeah, that's what I thought, because the logarithmic scale doesn't necessarily have to look like that.

It's just a scale that's not linear. Yes, it's not just a non-linear scale. It's, uh, yeah, so that's, that is a logarithmic. And that is also what I understand to be exponential as well. That's what I thought. It's an exponential logarithmic scale. That's what I thought, at least.

It's an exponential logarithmic. Yeah. because it keeps going up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, so, either way, either way, my original point wasn't, wasn't the fact that exponentials

are the same as logarithmic, that wasn't what I was trying to explain, I was trying to explain that this shit is, either way, I was trying to explain that this shit is too confusing for the normal person to comprehend, which maybe we aren't, we aren't the normal person, maybe we're just dumber than a normal person.

Speak for yourself. Bottom line, you, bottom line, you could say, that the earthquake yesterday was magnitude seven. But if you've never been an earthquake of that magnitude, you're not going to fucking know what that feels like, right? Yeah.

Like you guys have never been in a magnitude seven. Yesterday was a magnitude like four max in Tokyo. Yeah, and like that's fun zone for me. Yeah. I think six sounds scary. Six, I wonder what, how big of the one in LA was that we experienced. I wanna say that was probably around the same,

like maybe like a magnitude four. It wasn't bad. It wasn't, it was a lot. Well, it was like where we were wasn't, it didn't feel that bad. Yeah, but I can't imagine what it is like, even if it goes like, if it's like 10 times more powerful than that. I mean, I've been in a six is the,

is the biggest one I've been. America is the most volcanoes in the world. Does it? Not active, but total volcanoes. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, the whole thing. Well, I think Hawaii is a lot of active ones.

Right. But in general, America's a lot. All the Japan? Yeah, more volcanoes than Japan. Wow. I thought Japan had the most. No. Maybe Japan is the most active ones?

No, that's Indonesia. Never buying it. Yeah, I think that is Indonesia. Japan can't be number one for everything. America also has like a massive land mass. Yeah, exactly. I'm not surprised about that. America is the most volcanoes that like aren't active.

Yeah. They're like, they're like, don't do anything. Yeah. Yeah, then they have like Yellowstone, which is like a ticking time bomb for extinction, you know? I mean, it kind of is, right? If Yellowstone ever explodes, then humanity fucks. Yeah, well, same with Mal Fuji, right?

Yeah, I think as well, there's, if any volcano, erupt in the Antarctic, I think. I think there's some volcanoes underneath the ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if they explode. Then Antarctica's just gone. Yeah.

Well, the world's gone. Oh, that's gotta go somewhere, right? It doesn't just like go out into space? No, it doesn't, unfortunately. Turns into rain. Gravity's really good of keeping that shit in. Yeah, which, which like, because yes, they made me wonder,

like, it made me appreciate, just how prepared are you for a disaster, right? Because how- V-SOS music? Huh? Vsource music. We were in the penultimate episode of Earth, I think, right now. You think?

We're the, this is like penultimate episode kind of fires. Wait, we'll hold on. We got a war going on, we're global warming, with the pandemic, the Earth's shaking, trying to rip itself apart. Right. We're in the... The minds were off by a few years. You know, you know, when you have like the,

like, when it's like the disaster movie and you have the beginning, the Acts 1, where you have all of the indicators that the world is ending, but nobody pays attention to it. I believe like 2020 has like literally been that indicator IRL. Quick, take a shot of the seismograph. Going crazy. Get that on film.

Yeah, because like, I remember like when the lights went out and I was walking around, I was like, okay, if this was like... That's the title of the movie. When the lights went out. When the lights went out. When we lost power. I was just like, I made me think, what if this was like actually just, you know,

I'm super, super serious earthquake and like the power would be out for a time when I didn't know when they would be back on. And we were in the process. You had a fucking battery. Which is just like, which is just like, I kind of realized

how much foreshadowing of, I'm gonna call it foreshadowing, right? Because it's basically a Chekhov's gun at this point. Of items I have collected, thanks to trash taste that would help me through a disaster, right? So the first thing I realized is I like, our house was the only house

in our streets with any lights on. And that's because I had my fucking brick of a power bank that I had accidentally bought for the camping X episode, which, uh, if you need a flat, if you need a flashback, uh, you can, here's a, here's a thumbnail of the clip of me talking about the brick that I bought by accident for the camping episode. But it wasn't by accident.

But it was, I didn't know it wasn't by accident. Like the script, he foresaw. The script, the script writers for trash taste is just like on another level. Like, like, they foreshadowed this like two seasons ago. Is he a. H. Ro is writing the gun. It's life. So like I remember the lights being off and me thinking fuck I do not have any tortures

or any sources of power. Wait a minute. And I remember I thought I'd never ever actually be able to use it for the use that it was intended for. And luckily I had just charged it like a week before. So like we just plugged, we could literally just plug in our lamps and we just lit up like our bedroom.

Like it was normal. Just plug in your entire house. Yeah, yeah, we could charge our phones and everything. But like beyond that, I was also thinking, what if like, what if this was a natural apocalypse? And we needed to, we needed to survive for, you know, a bit longer.

And I remember, uh, do we have any like, do we have like a good supply of water or like supplies to emergency rations to get us through the day? And I was like, wait a minute. I just bought an entire, like me and Sydney both have an entire fridge full of green tea that we bought as like an aesthetic thing for our streams, right? So if you've seen any of my streams or any of my, any of my on-camera shots.

There's a mini fridge that I have and that's just full of green tea that could last me for a decent amount of time. And beyond that, I also have a backup just like an entire crate full of green tea so I can like constantly refill this up. So unknowingly, just from trying to make something like aesthetic in my background,

I'm able to like just survive. So much though. I'm able to survive. And not only that, I'm just like, do we have any food to be able to like last, I'm like, Sydney's got like 10 months worth of box suits just lying about. So thanks to box so we also have emergency rations as well.

I've got like an emergency kit. Yeah, so do I. Got like quite a lot of water. You got quite a lot of water? I've got that bottle of water that lasts like four years or whatever it is. What? Yeah, there's like emergency water that

that supposedly lasts like four or five years. What do you mean it lasts four or five years? It's like, big, been specifically made so that it doesn't go off. Water can go off? Yeah, water can go off. What? I'm still gonna drink that shit.

Well, yeah, water can get stagnant like bacteria and stuff, but like they have like special, like, it's like air-cutee it's called in jazz. Well, I've got like, I don't know, like 10 liters of water or something. Can bottled water go off? Yeah.

Yeah. After a while, like after like a year or something. You can still drink it. You can still drink it, but. You'll be fine, you've got like a bunch of food. I got a wind up torch, got some other shit. Wait, so you actually have an emergency kit? Yeah.

When did you buy it? There's some on Amazon. Yeah. I bought one. Aki made one for a video. Yeah. I don't know if I don't use it, I'll just, uh, whatever. You know, I looked into it.

I was like, oh, should I get one of those solar panel battery charging things? Turns out they're like, a lot of bullshit and they're like barely work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, oh, and someone was like, just get a wind up torch. It's like way better. I got a wind up torch. Just get the fucking brick shit house battery pack. They can't go.

Yeah, but like, you got to keep that thing fully charged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's in my cupboard for like 12 months, it might have half the charge when I go to it. Yeah, half the charge could probably still last you like six months. Yeah, I'm actually probably gonna get

like an emergency pack now because I never really thought about it before. Before yesterday, it did humble me a bit. Just, you know, even though, even though just, you know, even though you're fully prepared. Even though I am prepared in many ways, thanks to, thanks to trash taste and trash taste law and just being a content creator.

You know, I didn't, I didn't purposely prepare for it, But, uh, sorry, can't. But, uh, yeah, I mean, I just have a lot of things lying in my house that is useful for survival. Do you ever watch those videos that are like, what to do if there's a nuke? Oh yeah, yeah, you're like, all right. Yeah, you mean like the,

you mean like the lie down with your mouth open? Wait, what? What's that one? Hold on, tell me this. Apparently, I saw a video, I don't know how true it is, but apparently it's like, it's like, what to do if a nuke explodes, like, not close enough where it can like immediately kill you,

but it's like, if like, the shock wave could like possibly kill you. And apparently I don't know if this is true, so please take this with a grain of salt. But it's like you have to supposedly lie down with your like head facing away from the blast. And you have to have your mouth open because if your mouth is closed

then the shockwave can puncture your lungs. But if the mouth is open, then it lets the air escape from your mouth. Supposedly, that's like a trick that people have just figured out. Again, mouth breath is rejoice. We were talking about, we were talking about,

We were talking about useless skills, right? I know that little useless skill. Or it could come very useful. That is a piece of knowledge you see in one life hack on a YouTube short and then you immediately forget about it. Actually, I wouldn't forget that, that's very remember. Yeah, I remember, and again, I don't know how true this is. I've never personally experienced anything like that,

so I haven't tested it myself. So if I see a new going off, I lie down on the ground. So say if it's coming out from that window over there, you would face that way. How the fuck would you? Oh shit. Yeah, and yeah, you'd like kind of have your head down and you'd like open your mouth

so that the shockwave can go through your body rather than, because if it's closed, then it gets closed off and then your lungs get functioned. Oh, it's still gonna hurt, but it won't kill you, is the thing. Oh, God. I feel like if a nuke's going off, your life's pretty fucked anywhere. Well, I mean, if you're close enough, yeah. Obviously.

I think you have like, I don't think anyone who was like, oh, here's a new, hold on, hold on, guys, guys, I got it. Open your mouths, guys. Trust me, like the next Indiana Jones, he does like, he just fucks the fridge and he just turns around and with his mouth. No, he's like in the fridge and he's like, oh fuck.

I forgot. The only works, the only reason the fridge technically worked, right? It's because it's a lead fridge, right? They don't make lead fridges anything. No, they know. So I can imagine much people jumping in their fridges and it's like, it's not gonna do anything.

You just put yourself in a coffin. Yeah, basically. You just made a... You're just gonna cook yourself alive, yeah. So I, um, it was like, uh, they were saying, so you're 15 minutes when the nuke goes off. If you're not in the immediate danger zone.

Yeah. Yeah. You're 15 minutes before like the fallout reaches the ground level. Yeah. Um, so you need to get, get indoors in 15 minutes and not leave. All right, right. But you still might be dead from the radiation. Yeah, yeah, of course. But obviously, if you get any fallout on you, I think you die.

Yeah, probably. And radiation sickness sounds horrible. Yeah. Yeah. Really. Really. Dude, Chernobyl, man. That, that, that, uh, HBO series is like rough.

Well, it wasn't just that. I think the one thing that really horrified me was hearing about that Japanese guy who was like, I think he was like the most radioactive person who ever lived. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I remember seeing this. I saw a documentary on it or.

That's the one on the fisherman? Is this that one? I don't think it was a fisherman. Oh, okay. He was working for, I believe, a nuclear power plant or something like that. So for what, I don't know the full story, but for whatever reason,

during a routine maintenance thing with when he was handling radioactive material they made a mistake due to like time constraints and you know trying to get this project done faster than usual so they were pouring way more radiation material into this tank than than was ever allowed by regulations right and you know obviously a chain reaction happens something went wrong and this guy who was literally

standing right next to the tank, right next to the tank pouring in this radioactive material, he got hit by the full blast of this chemical reaction that was happening, right? So he was literally the most radioactive person who has ever been documented in history, right? And it's like a fucking horrific story of like, he actually survived it initially, right? He survived it initially and they went to hospital. And he, on the first day, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he, he, he was went to hospital and he, on the first day, he looked so well that the nurses were like ready to discharge him the next day. That is until they like looked, looked at his like DNA and his DNA had been obliterated like, like, fucking obliterated, right? And I don't think like anyone at

that point realized the gravity, aside from like doctors, of course, realized the gravity of just like what was in store for this guy. Because like he got to the point. where because his cells could not make new cells, right? So he got to the point where the doctors were trying to save him because his family and himself wanted, you know, to try everything they could. But I feel like it would have been less painful just to let him pass away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like, he got to this point where his body just started deteriorating.

His skin would fall off and would start bleeding and passing. And he'd like, they could do nothing but just bandage him. him up because there was no way for like for his, for his body to make new cells and he's, he basically just deteriorated to death and it's like, you hear about the accounts of this and it sounds like fucking that's probably the worst way. It sounded a really, it sounds like one of the worst ways to die.

I was thinking of a different story of like, the guy who was like living in Hiroshima during World War II and then when the bomb dropped, right? And he survived that one. Yeah, I know this one. with his family out of Hiroshima to Nagasaki. And then the second bomb drop. And he survived that one as well.

I thought you were talking about that story. Oh, no, no, no, no. But I think, he must have been pretty fucking radioactive after that. Apparently, I don't know if this is true, but I remember hearing that there's more, there's not just him, there's a few other people as well, but they reckon that a, maybe a hundred or so people

have the same experience, but they just don't know who they are. Right. Yeah. But I mean, that is crazy. Yeah. Really crazy. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Just like, just like thinking about it. So there's a YouTuber, I can't remember his name.

He talks about a lot of these radiation stories and mistakes and stuff. I can't remember his name. He does the science videos as well. Fuck, I can't remember his name. They're really, really cute. And is there some other horrible stories about like people doing experiments that went wrong?

There was that other story. I think I know which you should be talking about. There was, did he make it? The amazing hair. Yeah, did he make that video on the guy who like stuck his head in the Hadron Collider? Yeah. So yeah, and he got like shot by like plasma.

It wasn't a Hadron Collider, but it was, I think, a similar thing. Yeah, he got shot by an atom in the head. And it like penetrated his brain, and he survived it. But like, but yeah, and then there was some, some like mix up where they thought he was alive. He's like amazing hair. He's got like a lion's man. This guy's amazing. Not the guy who got shot, the guy who makes the YouTube videos.

I was much saying, like, is this some... Kyle Hill. Yeah. Is this some new kind of like therapy to give you like amazing hair? Just get shot. Fire basketball. Shut, are you experiencing hair loss? Boom!

You have shot. You've definitely seen this thumbnail. It's called the demon core. You seen this one? Yeah, yeah. That was a good video. That was horrible story, though. So, like, people fucking around with this thing

and then it goes wrong. And then all the scientists die. It was like nuclear act, nuclear active core. It's always nuclear. Yeah, of course. I can't remember exactly where it was. Watched the video, it's really good. And it was just time about the story

and there's really strange. Sometimes you just think like, why? Just just leave it. Just don't. What happened with the guy who got shot by Adam? He survived. He survived, but then he unsurprisingly developed these really weird brain traumas and like he, I think he had like...

He survived. He survived for a while, I believe. But like he lost all of his hair and then he, uh, yeah, he just had all these like weird brain complications that the doctor was like, I don't know what the fuck to do with this. He's currently 79 years old and living. 79 years old and living? Okay. What a, what a, what a fuck?

Badass title got shot by an Assum. Yeah, so we know that 100% of the time, as we know, when you put a head in a Hadron Collider. You survive. We have 100% survival rate. We know that, we know. Oh, I'll fucking stick my head in there like tomorrow. Jump in the Hadron Collider real quick.

I think there's been other cases as well. People get the, what's the thing that powers x-rays? I think there's like a, oh, there's something, I was one, one, I don't know if it was x-ray exactly, but there's a medical device. And some people broke into it, an abandoned hospital, like stole this thing. Right.

And they just thought it was some kind of like cool glowing thing. Yeah. Yeah. Turns out that cool glowing thing was like radioactive, like uranium or something. And yeah, I could be mixing up two stories together here. It's on his channel as well. Really weird. And now they're the teenage mutiny.

Well, like the whole, I can, might be a different story actually, but like the whole village, they're like, everyone, come check out the glowing stones. Oh, no joke. No joke. And people were all touching it. and playing with it. And like a whole, like, family and a few other people died

because they were just touching and playing with the stone. Fucking hell. Let me keep you. All right. Don't ever touch glowing stones, kids. If it's glowing, that's probably a bad sign that a chemical reaction is happening there that shouldn't be holding, right? Curse glow sticks.

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What's the point, dude? It is, but he's also a zombie. Yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, do you want to survive a zombie apocalypse? I don't know, I don't know. It depends where you are, right? Like, if you're in an area that's just like,

you're the only one remaining, every, like, there's just zombies fucking clawing at your apartment or whatever, then it's just like, yeah, just take it. At that point, I'm just like, okay, well, it's, the world's fucked anyway, you know, whatever. Well, I mean, I don't know, I feel like a zombie apocalypse

wouldn't be that hard to survive. That's what I'm, like, that's my biggest, like, unless, it depends on the type of zombie, right? Because if you're talking about, like, the traditional really slow, fucking zombie that fucking walks at, like, one mile now, I'm just like, how did this become an apocalypse in the first place? How are people this incompetent that this became an actual apocalypse? In all those movies, they're just like, no, don't come to it while they're standing still, right? It's like, no. If it's 28 days later, all right. Now, now I get how it could it become a fucking, if we're like talking like cod zombies, then it's,

It's like, yeah, I'm fucked. But I feel like, you know how some of the movies they managed to make, like, villages that are, like, really tall walls and no one can get in and stuff? I feel like that would be easy. If I've learned anything from Dead Rising, it's just, just stay at them all.

Yeah, yeah. Hit them with a foam, foam back. Combine with a chains. Hit them with a bench. Put the machine guns on the wheelchair. Yeah, yeah. Drive the wheelchair. And I feel like, you know,

I feel like if a zombie apocalypse ever did happen, that's the one place where, you know, being in America would be, be a massive fucking advantage. Because you think about how easy it is to gain access to weapons here in Japan. Until the zombies learn about bows. And they're like, we can use this too.

Oh, I thought you were gonna be like, because you can just go to like North Dakota and there's no one there. Or that's true, that's that, that's true. Escape to Wyoming. Oh, you're an Idaho? Oh, zombies actually don't wanna go there. Yeah.

Yeah, like go to the border like, oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I mean, that's the one place where if you have a gun, it would be like very, very useful. Like, yeah, but I mean, you're assuming guns will stop zombies. Exactly.

That is true. That is true. Because, like, games have led us to believe that it's like, do you want to kill a zombie? Just get good at headshots. But it's like, realistically, will it actually kill a zombie? How much ammo can you really get a hold of? You know, Resident Evil got one thing right.

It'd be fucking annoying to be like conserving your ammo with the shit. Actually, like, I would be that guy. I would be that guy who you have, you... Oh, my God. Shoot it. I'm sorry, man, I got four bullets. I wouldn't be like, a zombie could be right in front me and I'd be like searching for like an axe or something,

be like I don't you shoot a zombie. I don't need a zombie, I don't need you shoot a zombie. You know, maybe I'll need this ammo for like the boss battle, whatever that is, you know? Catana collection boys are winning, that's for sure. I would do anything I could, even if I had a gun, to not use a gun just in case. Hold on, I gotta go back to the safe room to buy my board.

Probably, honestly, the best thing you could probably have is just having a medieval set of armor. and weapons. Yeah, like a sword. How the fuck they're gonna bite you? Yeah, and you're wearing a full, like, chain mail and you've got a big ass long sword.

That's true. I think you're good. Yeah. Those chats on YouTube, the ones you're talking about, the correct sword techniques, they're gonna be the real winners. Yeah, yeah.

Because that's what I've always, like, struggled to figure out, right? Like, the video game logic of, yeah, just shoot them in the head and I'll stop them. And I'm like, but they're dead already. Why would, why would they die like a normal human being?

I mean, I don't know. Yeah, it depends how the zombies function. Yeah, all right. Could it, if it's a parasite taking over the body? Yeah, we're talking about fake, I mean, fake science now. Could, you know, it could be any sort of reason or any sort of way to put a zombie. But like, you know, if you're like, you know, chop their body into bits, then they can't do anything, right?

Even if they're still alive. You're gonna chop someone's body in a bit, show? You know how long as it's gonna take? How long as it can take for one zombies, Joe? You're gonna be neckin. This is the zombie apocalypse, Joe? Take about one at a time, you know? Joey's gonna let him sit down and have a breather

when he's done. It's like, hold on, hold on. Joey thinks like Katana works like it doesn't anime, where he just like does like the fucking sword thing and like the zombies in a hundred pieces. That's true. All right, you know what, guns, guns are boy. Flamethrower is pretty good, right?

Flames, yeah. Is a flamethrower an actual good weapon or is it just like an aesthetic weapon? It's a very good weapon. It's a waste of money, but I mean, if you get us on with it, they die, But what a, I know that, but surely more like- Fuel for a Flamethrall would be more scarce than Borts?

Yeah, surely there's more effective weapons and like, it looks cool and it's affected, but surely there's more efficient weapons, I should say, than- Oh, it's like, It's like wildly inefficient, but like if you hit someone, I think with it, I think they just, because like the ones that like, I think like Elon Musk style, for example,

yeah, that's basically just like a hair spray with a lighter. Yeah, yeah. But I think the original ones in like World War II were like they would actually shoot out oil on fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you could see the streams of liquid. Yeah, but like, if you get hit with that, that's just gonna like burn through.

Of course, but like, what I'm trying to say is you, you know, you have two guys, one person has a flamethrower, one person has a gun. I think the part person with the gun is going to win, come out of that battle, right? Yeah, but you're not fighting, you're finding a zombie. That's true, that's true. Okay, okay, okay.

I feel like your goal is to make it make it so the zombie can move. What a weird topic? Is this, I feel like, well, you're, you don't know if you can kill it. What if the gun doesn't work? But what if it doesn't do? What if the zombie doesn't feel the heat?

But what if you burn off like his legs? But you could just chop off his legs as well. Are you gonna chop off his legs? I don't know. Are you gonna be hacking away? How long is that gonna take? Joey's just living like the anime dream of like using his katana now.

I just wanna be Kirzor, okay? I admit it. I just wanna come out to fucking do this. If you just like, Joe will with the swords. He just burned off his arms and legs and he wouldn't be able to move. I just want to be guts.

What about like chainsaw then? Yeah, that's pretty pretty good. I feel that'd be more. Geese and War's probably got that right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Also, but I wonder, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I wonder if like bones would like clog a chainsaw or do anything. Probably not, because I think trees are stronger than bones, I think.

Are they? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, we don't build houses out of bones gone. Well, that's because we don't farm, we don't really farm bones, do we? Yeah. Yeah. We don't have a forest full of bones that we can farm and build houses.

That sounds like an aesthetic. Build a house out of bones, dude. That sounds fucking badass. That's like a Tim Burton movie waiting. That's what you can do right in the zombie apocalypse. You collect the limbs and you just take the bones out and just make a house out of it. There you go, problem solved.

Recycling in the zombie apocalypse. The one thing the zombies can't penetrate, a house full of bones. Because they'll be like, oh, you just one of us with a few extra bones. I'm not gonna go need that. I think it's some kind of kind of a little bit of us. as well, you're not allowed to fill up a gas canister as well, I think it's illegal.

So you wouldn't be able to get a stockpile of gas. Because it turns into a weapon? Uh, you normally it is when the government is concerned that you, that your population might be making, uh, weapons. Right, right. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Um, so.

But will they care during a zombie apocalypse is the question? No, true, but they're not gonna be like, step number one, you gotta get a container. And number two, you're probably not gonna be the first guy at the gas station, that's, We've seen it when gas prices, when we hear about gas shortages, everyone goes.

It's already too late. But I guess that's the first thing you should do in any apocalypse, just immediately go to the gas place and get it. I don't even have a car, but I'm getting the gas. Yeah, I'm getting gas. Because I know I'm gonna be king when people want gas. I'm like, well, I can give you it.

And I have four tanks in the bank. That's true. I'm like covered in like fucking black smoot. Yeah, because I was thinking, because like, I feel like part of, part of the reason why it's so hard to get people to take action over I don't know, like real life apocalypse

that could be happening right now is because real life apocalypse sounds so fucking boring. Like, oh, the temperature of the earth slowly changing by a few degrees every year and we need to do the best to art. Like, like, that sounds so boring like compared to like, we're being invaded

by a horde of zombies and only you can take them on with that. Glowalming is the least sexy apocalypse. Yeah, right? Right. Like, let's be honest. Chad versus like a virgin apocalypse. Everyone wants, everyone likes the zombie. because they want, they think that they're gonna become

the Chad who games the system, becomes the king. Because it's all in video games, right? Like, when have you heard of a fucking video game where you have to fight global warming? Maybe we need that. We need that. We need that in real life. I mean, let's be honest, right?

I think in a zombie apocalypse, you're gonna die from another person, not a zombie. The people who made dead rising, just need to make, like, heat rising. Right, right now. Something like that. You got a prison for 20 years if you kill someone. And people still do it.

In a zombie apocalypse, there's not gonna be any punishment. People are gonna start killing everyone. That's true, that's true. Everyone's gonna be like, oh my God, that one guy who pissed me off on the train and we're gonna find him. Yeah. I feel during a zombie apocalypse,

everyone's just gonna be so on age that you're probably gonna get killed by another human before you get killed by another human. There's no way anyone would admit to being bitten. Like I thought everyone who didn't admit to being bitten in a zombie movie was the asshole. But in reality, we've been through a pandemic now. That's just like,

that's just like, most of the human race at this point. Like if you got it, like, you also probably have to kill other people as well. Yeah, of course, of course. If you wanna get their stuff. Of course. Yeah.

I'm just saying, it's just a battle warrior now. If Fortnite has told me anything, if, uh, kill them. If that old grandma has a full supply of water and food, I'm sorry. Zoom is a rain, the Zoom is a rainy man. Fortnite has trained them. Hard to kill.

Border up the fucking house in two minutes. Apocalypse happens. And you just hear, with like, shh. Dude, we're fucked. We live in like Japan.

The last person you want to go against in a video game is like 16 year old Asian kids because they're just insane. We'll be killed. Sure. They're like challenger rank. And we're like, we're like trying to figure out what's going on.

And they've already built a fortress. They've been perfectly trained by Fortnite and Minecraft. to build the perfect fortress. Ironically, these kids would have somewhat of an understanding of basic survival of Minecraft. Yeah, more than nice.

You're actually right, that's how to think about it. Oh my God. They know how to craft all the materials. It's not good, but it offers something. Yeah, it offers something. They at least know that coal can be turned into charcoal.

Yeah, that's useful to know. Because we're talking about going back to useless skills. Like, I think, I feel like I should know more survival skills. No, no, you should. Why, why? I mean, I've seen you.

God, you're like, please, please. I've seen you try to start a fire with a piece of flint. That's why I feel like I need to learn more survival skills than I already do. Would you ever get a bunker? Like a bunker in your house? Like a bomb bunker?

Yeah, like a shelter. That'd be cool. But you're like traveling a bunch for your work, it's useless. Yeah, it is, but it just cool, you know. I wouldn't want a bunker for emergencies, I would just want a bunker because it's just cool to have like a secret bunker.

We've seen that guy on YouTube is building one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's built like a whole bunker underneath his house. Yeah, underneath his garden. There's actually one company in Japan that can build bunkers. How much is the bunker?

It's like, it depends on the size, but it's like $50,000 or something. Can we build a bunker? If you have like... Trash taste... Trash taste, emergency bunker. We need land for that. Yeah, you need the land.

We don't have land, God. None of us own land. Buy the land first, and you can do whatever the fuck you want with it. Yet. Yet. That's what I'm gonna do. If I ever buy land in the future here, I'm like, fuck the house.

Build a bunker first. Honestly, there's just something about the idea of building a bunker that just like, no matter how old you are, it just feels like this childhood dream. It's like a tree house. It's kind of like the next level tree house, right? It's kind of like exciting.

It's like, you're like a place. Yeah, it's like a secret base, right? Yeah, just imagine. Wait, what's the difference to your basement and the bunker? Huh? A bunk, or a basement is just like an underground, like, uh, I think a bunker is supposed to be like secured.

Yeah, it's supposed to be secure, you can, you can survive there. You know, a basement is just a room. There's tons of basements in London. It's like three-story basements. But they're not bunkers. But they're not bunkers. But I thought like three levels deep,

which some of these basements are. Well, when I think of a bunker. If you're a three level deep, Maybe you can like, maybe you can convert that into a bunker, but when I think bunker, I don't just think a room, you know, I think like a sizable amount of secret space that's secure. I think like the only way to get in is through a hatch. You know, like that's what I think when I think bunker, right, right.

Not like a, welcome to the bunker. Open the plywood door. That's not a bunker, you know. Move the, the ethnic looking beads out of the way to get into the room, the bunker. Place the book in the book, I really want a basement. I just want to have a basement.

I want a bunker. No, no, you want a basement? Did you ever have like a tree house or anything like that as a kid growing up? You the fuck had a tree house. That's what I'm saying. No one had a tree house. A tree house was this mythical thing

that some kids talked about, but I'd never known a single person My friend had a tree house. Yeah, because he had a tree house. Because there's always that one kid who's that one dad who's like never tired after work and actually wants to do shit and actually get shit done. It was the one dad that worked from home. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

The one dad that worked from home. Yeah, checks out, checks out. Also, the construction dance. Yep, that was my dad. Oh, they got shit done. Yeah, yeah, my friend had a, it wasn't like a, but it wasn't like a massive like fucking Simpson's tree house looking thing.

It was literally like enough to maybe fit like two, five year olds in. Like it was very, like an adult would not be able to fit in that. Like, why tree house? I've always wondered why, why, why- It feels like you're one with nature. Because it's just kind of cool to be able to like sit comfortably. Those poor trees, we- On a tree.

Yeah. We mock it by taking its own kind and fashioning it into a house and putting it on top of it. How cruel of us. How cruel. It's kind of like building a house out of bones. Yeah.

No, a dog house, a dog house. A dog house made of dog bones. Yeah. Fucking else. It's actually kind of true that is. When you put it like that. Why do we know how it's got a fucked up? Yeah.

Can we go? Can we fact check that? Tim Burton must have a house made out of bones. I refuse to leave. If anyone is gonna have a house out of bones, it's Tim Burton. I wanna build a bunker now. I just wanna build a space. Right?

I do want a basement. Let's just start off with a basement. Did you, did you not have a basement? No, I've never had a basement. Sorry. Going back to another question, I'm ignoring your basement. Yeah.

Which one of us would survive the longest in a zombie or some kind of apocalypse, do you think? Why? I don't know, that's a good question. I feel, I feel Gantt would trust someone to be betrayed by them. I feel you would just be like, I'll be the alpha male and just go out

and immediately just get killed. That's so right. That's so true. You'd be like out of the way boys, I got this. Nah! I feel like you would come up with like the perfect plan of how to survive the zombie apocalypse. And then not fall in a plan.

And then you'd somehow like overlook something at step one. out of confidence or something. I feel like Jay wouldn't realize the apocalypse is going on. Yeah, yeah. The moment I would realize Oh, sorry, mate, so I was playing Final Fantasy.

The moment when I realized when you're dead. Guys, I turned up to the dress stage now. I was like, where is everyone? Must be the wrong day. I can't see busy meditating watching Pokemon. I'll just escape to my mind, Yeah, I don't know, like, I don't feel like,

I feel like we have varying degrees of survival instincts, but I don't feel any one of our survival instincts is particularly strong either. I mean, I guess, well, like, maybe we should do a survival special. I feel the best way to determine how someone would survive in a zombie apocalypse is how they play Dead Rising.

Because I think, no, it's not. Yeah, because it is not. No, it is not. You're talking out of your air. No, because I feel like people who are just like, I'm just gonna fucking pick up something and charge right into the crowd. Other people who would not survive a zombie body.

Like pick up what? A newspaper? Yeah. Why would anyone go into a newspaper? I'm gonna pick up this tennis ball, see how much damage it does to the zombies. That's the kind of person who would just be like, charge. I don't think anyone's doing that, but I don't know. Like everyone, I don't know what I do in his zombie fuck clips.

I mean, everyone would just cry. Cry. Just cry. Just camp and like, break down and cry. I mean, you just try to stay and stay in the same place for as long as possible. I think you'd have to find a sidekick as soon as possible. A sidekick? Well, like Robin.

Listen, if you're gonna survive, you need to become the main character. How do you become the main character? By getting a sidekick. Right? You get a sidekick? You gotta run around in like the fucking apocalypse town and be like, who wants to be my sidekick? You know, you like to survive, come with me.

P.O.V., you're just walking around. You're like, all right, a zombie is about to destroy, about to kill this 10-year-old kid. Yeah. You save the kid, you're like, all right, fine, I'll look after you. Now you're the main character. Yeah, but then you have to take care of a fucking tangible. I mean, that obviously is the downside.

But then if something happens... You just chuck the 10-year-old. Like, yeah. You're like psychic, do your Joel. It's good bait, isn't it? Because he's only 10 years old, so he doesn't need as much food as a full of doth. So, then when you...

You can make him go and look out or something, I don't know. Right. So just bait. You know, I think, like, finding a kid, and then, making him like do all the tedious tasks, it's probably a good idea. But what just sounds like a parent at that point? Well, yeah, but. But also he won't, you won't be,

you'd get some tangible benefit. Whereas in real life, you don't, he just fucks off and then goes to Moose to Japan. It doesn't content you for months. Okay, okay, not a zombie apocalypse. What if it was like you were in, you're in lost or something. Okay, okay.

You're stranded on the desert island. Who would survive the longest? On a desert island? Yeah. You're in lost. You've seen lost, right? Probably me because I'm the most familiar with like wildlife and just like dangerous shit.

I'm just like, I'm just the Aussie. Yeah, exactly. I would, I would definitely. I'd like, oh, do you get out of the way? I would definitely eat something and die. I would, I would get food poisoning. Yeah, you would get food poisoning. No, it's not the illness.

It's not illus. I'm not sick, I'm not sick. I can still go out spear fishing. The one time, kind of learns that food poisoning is an illness. It's a poisoning, God. Hence why it's called food poisoning. Oh my God.

See, the reason why, I think you'd have an easier time surviving in a zombie apocalypse is because you almost get a tangible benefit from being an asshole. Yeah, being a piece of shit. But in the desert island, you have to actually work together. Yeah. Because if you're the asshole,

that you're the one that's gonna be exiled, right? Yeah. Yeah. And you need as much help as you can get. Joey's like a few steps ahead where I think you have like a fucking society now. Oh yeah, of course. Of course. I'm like, water the flies.

I just don't want to be exiled, man. Well, like, I was thinking about how to start a fucking fire for getting exiled. The other side of the island with you. On a desert island, right? You can't steal people's food or whatever, right? You can work together. Yeah.

And there's all me apocalypse, you could go steal someone's house, That's true. That's true. Sorry, you're gonna steal their stuff from their house. Yeah, that's true. But yeah. You're very limited on an island, right?

Yeah, you gotta work together. You can't really hide on an island. One of you fishes, one of you doesn't make a fire. Yeah. And one makes a house full of bones. This conversation is making me like wanna just learn a lot more survival tips and survival and things that I don't know now because...

Just drink you're in pairs. It's just, have you done that? Thank you. I do it all the time just to get ready. Just in case. You never know. She put it through a Brit filter, in it?

That was so out of the press. I watched the survival man thing. He was like, even if you're on like a raft in the ocean, you should never drink your own piss. Really? Apparently you should never drink your own pee. Why? Apparently it's never,

even if you're super dehydrated, apparently it just makes it worse. But that's so conflicting because it's either, everything I've seen about drinking your own piss is either never drink your piss or always drinking piss. It is. It's never. It's never in between you.

I know it's weird. I've actually had the same thought where I'm like, this is so conflicting. One minute, one minute, Bear Girls is absolutely like smashing his own piss down like it's a beverage. I wouldn't recommend 10 out of 10. And then there's another time

where it's like, absolutely do not drink your own piss ever. I just wasn't expecting. Oh, you think on like the scale, there should be like a drink pissing scale. There's a lot of misinformation. There should be a middle ground on whether we should be drinking piss or not. There is a lot of misinformation about p. drinking

That I think needs to be corrected. There's never a video that I have seen. where the guy's like, you may consider drinking your piss. It's always like you think under circumstances, maybe you should be able to drink piss. I think it's about filtering it. You need to find a way to filter it. It doesn't filter it, does he.

I just didn't remember there's one time where he pissed in a snake. While it was alive? Not while it was alive. Not while it was like. Can you get, can you do this? Well, yeah, I think. I think he was a dead snake that he'd killed.

I think, can you Google this? And he turned it into like a water sack. Right, right, right. And I think, I don't know how, I don't know, I don't know how... This just sounds like a meme. It's like a parody of a Bear Grills video. You're gonna into mixed in.

Yeah, and I think it filters it or something somehow? Or makes it somewhat edible or I don't know. Was it Bear Grills who like, who like used condoms as like a device to hold water? Or am I just like, it probably, I don't know why that's like, Wait, but why are we gonna, yeah, why is you gonna, yeah, why?

Oh, Begglels, who talked to do Desert Island with condoms? Oh, have a seat, have a seat, Bag girls. You brought Hard Mike's lemonade and condoms to that deserted island, huh? Oh, look, now, what do we have here? It's the condom tree. I don't know if there's, like, a condom off this.

This sounds like a cyanide and happiness here. I think, I think, I don't know why I've heard that, yeah, condoms are just, condoms are very useful for holding bodies of water in case you need to survive. I don't know who said that to me, or if it's bear grills or not, but I'm just like a YouTube challenge.

It's gonna be real annoying getting that lube out of that condom, no. Why are we pissing in the snake again? What is the purpose? To survive. He said to have required the additional liquid as a last resort for whatever reason. So basically survival instinct,

which is what we're arguing here. I'm not saying like you should drink your piss on a Sunday morning. Man, if only they had giant tortoises still with, I have one liter. That's what I was saying. I'm going on a desert island. I'm hoping it's the one

desert island that has the last remaining, like, giant tortoise. That question of like, what do you bring to a desert island? One giant tortoise. A family of giant tortoises that I can breed so I can sustain myself forever.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Have you guys seen like Nathan? Talk about piss drinking. Have you guys ever seen Nathan for you? No. Oh, someone where he like tries to fix their business or something.

Yeah, yeah. Someone where he tries to fix their business. Oh, I thought this is really good. I really want to watch it. It is a really good show. So it's kind of like, so it's, I don't know what the actor's name,

but the character he plays is Nathan. And he tries to fix these businesses. Yeah. With like the most like out of the box dumb idea possible, right? And like part of like what makes the show funny is him pitching these ideas, these failing businesses. So it's kind of like, you know,

like what Sasha Baron Cohen does. Like he puts people in ridiculous situations and sees how they react. Right. And I think, like, one of my favorite TV moments of all time was possibly, like, the only time that I've seen him, like, break character or almost break character. Because he was talking to this guy, this old guy.

And he randomly, I can't remember the exact context of the conversation, but he randomly brings up, like, piss, like a jar of piss or something, right? Just to try and shock the guy. Okay. And the guy goes, oh yeah, like, I drink jar of pisses all the time. And you could tell like it was like the most unscripted, amazing piece of moment on TV I've ever seen where Nathan's like, what did you just say? Like, yeah, like sometimes like I have like my grandchildren's piss just lying about. Sometimes I take a swigant.

You need, you need to watch this clip. Like, because in context, it's hilarious. Out of context, it's still hilarious. It's the only time this like Nathan comes close like breaking, breaking character because he's hearing something so shocking. Why is it, why is it that immediately in my head I was like, drinking your own piss, ha ha, hilarious.

Drinking your children's piss, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, as if it's like worse? You're just completing the cycle of life. They came out of you. You're going back in. You're taking it back. So fucked up. That's disgusting.

Gross. Okay, so you go to a desert island. Yeah. You're on the plane that Wilson's on. And what three items do you bring? I think his name was Wilson. No, but the Ball's name was Wilson.

Yeah, yeah. Tom Hanks' character, right? No, that wasn't his name. It was the Ball's name. Yeah, I know. But you're talking about Tom Hanks character, right? Who cares about him? Wilson was the start.

So you can bring three items to survive. What are you winning? Fly starter? Come on, come on. No, that's a waste of an item. Just learn there. Learn there. What if, okay.

We're not counting giant toilet. Okay, you can't put your giant one. That's fine, that gone, it's gonna run out. Just like Flint or something. Yeah, well, the Flint's gonna run out too. Eventually. I guess. But like, okay. You shouldn't rely on that.

You shouldn't, okay, assuming we're going now, right, without prior knowledge that we're gonna be crashing. No, you're gonna be going, like the big brother or something. you're gonna be sent to this desert island. A tent. You can take a tent. Yeah, I would take a tent because I'm not fucking collecting bones

to make a house, fuck that. Just collect leaves, all right? Just, just, just fashioning your own. I would love to see you try and build a house for the leaves, dude. Okay, let's tear his things down at the end. And what are the other two? A knife.

Okay, I think that's valid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, and... A nice book. I don't fuck, a nice book. So he's gonna die day one. He's gonna, he's gonna excellent He finally cut his tent and then rip the book

in half out of rang him. And then stab myself. Yeah. Oh, God. What do you go, God? I would bring a knife, a water filter. Ooh. That can filter salt water.

Smart. Smart. Smart. You can do that with a leaf. Huh? You can do that with a leaf, right? Just pissing a snake. Just drink.

Just drink your beers. And my grandchild's jar of piss. Of course. Something. Just in the case they run out. Just in the case. I think the one big thing you'd wanna take, it's probably a fishing net.

I thought that as well, I was like, fishing rod or fishing net. You'd probably want a really nice sized fishing net. True. Yeah. Probably make your life a lot easier. True. Or maybe like a fishing spear.

So I feel like a knife you can make, you could make like a caveman-esque one. Like a sharp rock. Yeah. Yeah. You could do that and that would do everything you need to do. Maybe, but I feel like a knife would make things a lot easier. I think an axe would.

Using the knife, you can make more knives. How are you gonna start by making the knife to begin with you? Yeah, it's the first knife that's gonna be the hardest to make unless you're like that one guy on YouTube who made like the knife out of cardboard or something like a Damascus leap, or something like that one Japanese dude on the island.

You'll be like, can I have a knife? He's like, which one? What are you going? Which genome of tree do you want? I'll make it. Can I take a boat? Like a really nice yacht? I'll just take my $6 million mansion.

I'm pretty sure some of these rich billionaires would do it. Why can't I do it? No one said the scale of items I can bring. Why can't I bring a boat? Well, then I'll bring a jet and get the fuck out. Let's assume it's like a Minecraft sandbox

where there's no end to the ocean. It just goes on front. But I would like the boat. I'll just bring a house then. I'll just bring a city. How are you gonna bring the house, how are you gonna bring a house? On a boat.

No, you cannot. You cannot bring a house. I'll fucking, I'll fucking... What if it's a houseboat? I'll fucking float in, up star with a fucking bunch of balloons, gotta. Like you're just making up rules as we go along here, so I'm just gonna make up rules as well.

I think it's perfectly reasonable that you can sail a boat to a desert island. I don't see why this is it not fair. Well then you wouldn't need anything else because you could just fucking go back to the main layer with the boat. No one said you have to stay there, Joey. Oh my God.

The implication was you had to stay there and survive. Okay, okay, if I'm staying there and surviving. Yeah. The entire magic mic collection on DVD. Never get bored. A DVD player. And a monitor with a solar power. A laptop with a 3060 in it.

Okay, fair that. My entire gaming set up. A supercomputer chip, because I'll be the only one who has them, apparently. Oh my God. What would I actually bring? What would you actually bring? Probably a fishing net.

Yeah. I said that. I know, I know. I feel like I could make a spear out of something, but I also think that is a lot of work and I'd rather just catch the fish easy. So I'm gonna die pretty soon if I don't get this food.

Yeah, true. So I got a fishing net. Uh, Toronto Prius would be very economical. Like a sick beach shot. Hmm, what else? Okay, what's like the perfect strat? What's the optimized? And that's pretty good.

Knife is shit. Don't bring a knife. What a fucking way. I feel like a knife enabled you to make more tools needed to survive. Faster as well. So fishing net and a knife?

Yeah. Yeah. I think fishing net and a knife is like the good tooth. Because you can make a knife. But like in order to craft a knife, I feel like that would take a lot of effort. But a knife is so useful

that you can help you craft other tools. Fast as well. Fast as well. I feel like a wind up torch would be super useful actually. Oh yeah, yeah. Because like how, let's be honest here, you're not gonna fucking do that

Indiana Jones shit. With the fire. It's just not, it's not gonna work. Why? How are you gonna make that? You don't have oil. Huh? Those are like oil rags soaked in like a ball.

Yeah. How you can't make one of those normally? I just sweat onto it. I don't know how you'd make that. How would you make one of those things? I'm sure, maybe like, I don't know, there's maybe like some life hack where you use like tree sap or some shit, you know?

Maybe, but like, do you really wanna be fucking around harvesting tree sap when you could, Well, you're probably gonna be harvesting other shit, right? But like, what would you want to be doing in the nighttime anyway? Because if everyone's stuck in a desert island, it's gonna be pretty dangerous. Maybe you see something.

Maybe you wanna. Well, if I see something. Oh, also, rope, rope, actually. I wanna make my own rope. Oh, that's true. Like an act like a good fucking rope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a really good rope.

But I feel like rope is, I mean, rope is obviously useful. If you only have- Do you know how to make rope? Huh? Do you know how to make a rope? I don't. But do you know how to make a fire? I can learn how to make a fire.

Do you know how to make a knife? Yeah, I can make a knife. Stop bashing shit together. Listen, but like if you can learn how to make a fire, you can learn how to make rope, right? No. No, no, I feel that's different. No, rope is so hard.

You've got to make these like individual strands and then I don't even know how you do that and then you have to start wrapping that. How do you know what makes a rope? I swear to God. What is the base ingredient to a rope? A base ingredient. What is a rope?

I swear to God, I've seen like ropes on you, like, YouTube to talk. has been made by like massive leaves and like they, it's like tiny strands, and you like, break them together. Are you really gonna wanna like, you know, rely on that though? Like you, when it breaks, like fuck's sake. What if the rope do you bring breaks?

How would you break a rope, gone? With a knife. Why would you be doing this? What do you mean? How'd you break a rope? How does any rope break? What like, we use it a lot, sometimes it breaks, right?

You must be trying really hard to break this rope. Okay, how much rope are we talking about? Like, as much rope as you want. Give me a length. An infinite amount of rope. You can have an infinite amount of rope. Or then I'll bring an infinite amount of knives. You can.

What is more than one knife going to do? I will tie the rope on one side of like the fucking city I'm leaving from. And then I'll fucking... Go back on. And then I'm just like, rope myself back home. God, you could barely cycle across the Shimonami Kaido. How are you going to pull yourself back via rope? This is, this is, I feel like I would be interested to do like,

not a complete like a desert island survival. We should do this. We should do a survival. Where we take the items that we said. I'll take a rope, a fishing net and a knife. And you can take, what was it? Rope, no, not rope. Knife, it was knife.

Knife tent and a nice book. That's right. Nine ten and a nice board. A tent would come from you. Gant would take nothing, he's an idiot. Water fields up for salt water and you didn't mention the last one. A fire starter.

Firestarter. Firestar. Yes, that's what I would take. What would you use to start the fire, though, with the fire starter? What'd you mean? Because usually fire starters work because you already have a pre-existing light, right?

So what are you gonna get that from? No, like you, there's like, there's like fire starters kids available that make it easier to start a fire. Right. Than, you know, using the raw materials there. Right. But getting that initial spark is the hard part, right?

I mean, you can, have you, You guys ever made a fire before? Once. Yeah, once. When? Like ages ago, when? I did the fucking, yeah, I did the rope one.

Yeah, I did the rope. Where did you learn how to do that? When we had like those, like, not scouts things. I like a school camp thing. Yeah, like a camping thing. See, we do, I never got taught this in school at all. Like, I never had like a fucking, like, a survival. If you had rope gone, you could make that fire a while easier.

How much rope be talking? How thick is this rope? I would probably side with a thicker rope though, actually. So it wouldn't work. But you could also, the good thing about rope is that you could, let's say if you had a really long rope, it's cut a piece, and then start peeling off the individual strands

that make the thick rope. And then you got a small rope. Now, Shaq, Shaq did it. He did. This is just three idiots, talking about surviving on a, three idiots with zero survival knowledge, talk about surviving on a desert island.

Now I just wanna do a video where we should, yeah, we should try to do it. Would you, Would you move into a house, do you know someone died in? No. Yeah. If it's a fucking steel. Wait, hold on, it depends.

How did they die? Because if they die from like natural causes, yeah, sure. Oh my God. But if it's like a brutal murder, then no. Okay. But why though? Why? It is literally all known.

Oh my God. What the fuck? That looks like a Dark Souls dungeon. That is literally where the final boss lays. That's fucking horror. That's the end game in Eldon ring, man. That's not what I... I didn't imagine the skulls being a part of the equation.

I thought it was just like bones, tibious and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking hell. Well, no, like, so you would happily move into a house where someone got murdered. Oh, God, yeah. Really?

If I'm getting a deal on this, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be at the fucking, at the meeting with them being like, oh, I don't know, 10% off. It's a little... Someone did die. Maybe 15, 20% off? How low would you be willing to go? Like how much would you negotiate down

if you knew someone had died in this house? I'd try and just get a third off. Because like that's actually a pretty big thing in Japan, isn't it? Not people getting brutally murdered, but like houses where people have died of natural causes. Listen, in this market, you can't be picky.

You've gotta take what you can get if it's a steel. That is true. I'll be like, who died in here? Oh yeah, right, yeah, right. There's a website actually, which is like a real estate website. where it tells you which houses are on sale of like,

they call it jico-bukken or like accident apartments where some horrible, some horrible accident has happened and now it's on sale. Why would that affect your view of the apartment of the house though? It's like if I, it's like saying, oh, if someone had used that swing and died on it, would you, would you not want to use it?

Well, probably not. Is it because they lived there? Is that what like adds the weight to it? I don't, to me, I don't quite. To me, like a house is just, personal, you know, it's like, it's like your personal space. It's not a house, it's a home. That's true, that's true.

But like the only, but your, to me, it's like, what makes a home is the, you know, the way that you've made it yours, right? It's like, the base walls and floors don't mean shit to me, but all my stuff, that's my couch, that's my TV and I put it there. That's what makes it me, to me at least. So when, you know, that's why when I move into an apartment,

I'm not like, well, it's weird. Someone used to live here. I'm like, oh, they just, it's a box. I don't think that of like someone used to live here, but like there's a big difference between, oh, someone lived here for 30 years and, oh, uh, that guy was dead there a couple of years ago, like brutally. I'm, I don't want, I'm not okay with that.

Yeah, I know, it's, it's, it's... But if it's not there anymore, it's like, it's not like you're moving here, and it's like, don't mind the dead guy, he's been there for a while. Step over him real quick. You know, half insurance trying to get rid of it. Oh.

Well, it's like, you know, having your, what was it like, it, I guess goes back into part, to, like, superstition. I think it's, It's a how, you know, I'm not religious, I'm not very spiritual or anything, so I don't have any sort of connection with death and people and anything.

I just think it's a steel. It's a steel. You just think it's a building. It's free real estate. Literally, literally, right? Literally, real estate. Literally, real estate. Yeah.

Originally, like, sometimes on houses were really cheap in Japan here. I would go and look, because I'm like, there's no way, that's this cheap. Yeah. And then you'd go online, you would see, Occasionally that actually someone had passed in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, there's so many apartments where like, eventually everyone has to die in an apartment. Yeah. Or somewhere, or somewhere, yeah. Or somewhere, yes. But it's also like, that's like, what if something, like a battle

or something happened on a piece of land? Does that affect if you built something on it? What about it? Is it because it's just a personal feeling? Like it's because it's a house? I'm trying to get like, because like in Ike Bukro, right? It's Sunshine City.

Yeah. Yeah. That was built on like a P-O-W camp originally. Was it actually? Yeah. I didn't know that. That's why they called it Sunshine. Because they were like,

let's rebrand it to make it more happy. Well, they weren't going to call it. Prisoner of War. Prison of War City, Pal City. Yeah, like the, I think it was like one of the, that's why they renamed it to be like Sunshine because they wanted it to be more. Really?

I believe, can you check that? Holy shit. I did not know that. I believe, yeah. I believe that it was a prisoner of war camp before. And so you think like, I don't go there and I'm like, oh, fuck, man. I think for me it's more so about like

the recency of the event, right? Like, because it's fair now. You know, there's a mixture between recency plus intimacy. Yeah, recency and intimacy. Like, you know, I just, I'm sure there's a ton of land all around us that was, you know, we're probably soldiers

and, you know, people just died, right? But it's like, that happened a very, very, very long time ago. Whereas if someone, you know, just last year got brutally murdered in this living room, then yeah, I'd be a little more uncomfortable. It's just not a nice thought, knowing that, I guess, such an atrocious thing happened in the very sport.

Are we talking about just murder, by the way? Yeah. Well, just, if people, if someone die from natural causes, I'm okay with that. My concern would be with murder or something, right? It's like, all right, what if the guy got murdered? He was involved in like gangs or something, dealing, right? I don't want on their address book for it to be like,

the guy that we hate lives here. Yeah. And then they come to my, knock, knock. Yeah, I would probably be asking a bit more questions. Yeah, I'm not gonna, you know, if it's something like that or the person was doing something like that, I'd be like, all right,

this address is probably not a great address in general. Right, right, yeah. But I mean, like, I'd be okay finding, staying there for like temporary or, you know, just like, you know, you stay there and you know, you find out that happens and like that's an interesting story, but like there's just something about settling down

or just calling somewhere a home where something like that has happened that would just like, it doesn't make me superstitious, it's just not a nice thought to have where somewhere, for a place where you should be completely comfortable. Exactly. I guess from my permanent home,

I might be a bit different towards it. But towards renting, I don't, I couldn't. Oh yeah, really. If it's renting, I wouldn't even be okay with renting, to be honest. Yeah. Even if it's a steel? Even if it's a steel, but there's like,

there's other ways to get a steel. Okay, it's just like, just barter down. Yeah, I'd kill for these prices, literally. I guess, I guess different question, but when does, you move into a new place. Okay, okay. When does it start to actually feel like your home

and not just a place of residence? If you've ever felt like that corner. The moment you've like, you've hit the wall and you've chipped it and you're like, oh fuck, that's my problem. Oh fuck. What? That's when it hits you.

That's literally day one. Literally day one. You are just being irresponsible. Yeah, I did that day one because I'm like, I'm not used to a wall being here. I chipped a good chunk of like the wood and the frame of when I was moving one of my chairs. Right.

And I was like, oh, fuck. I'm not gonna get semi-deposit back now. God damn it. It's literally day one where your furniture is just a little bit more heavy than you think it's going to be. Your sofa, you just wanna move the sofa a little bit. And it's just like, you're just trying to nudge it

and then it just makes that fucking scratch. And you never see it coming. You're like, I'm gonna try my best to not make the scratch, but it's always like, just a little, like, like it just slips a little bit more than you think it's going to do. I think just leave that scratch.

I think for me, the moment where I know I've like really settled down is when I am 100% aware of where everything is in the house. Because you have that period where you know, you're first moving in, you're putting shit away

in like cabinets and, you know, everything. And then for a while you're like, fuck, where was that thing again? And you just like look all around the house because you don't know where it is. But the moment where you're like, I know exactly where that really specific thing is. I feel that's when it's like...

Do you know what it is for me? It's really weird for me. For me, it's when I can switch on and off the lights without having to look at them or try to find them. You know what I mean? Like you move into a new house and you're just like, where's the fucking light switch? Where's the fucking light switch?

And then you live there for like a week or two or then you can like a fucking ultra instinct this thing. You know, like what's like when you enter the like when you enter the room? Yeah, yeah. Right? Especially like if it's the living room and like there's different switches depending on which part of the living room.

And like you live there for long enough And like, to me, a home is when I want to turn on that exact light. I know the exact switch that I have to flick to turn on that exact light. I know, it's so weird for me because I've never been a guy who's like, I've never been a guy who's like decorated his house a lot. It's, it's weird, right? My room's, my room's always been like really bare. It's, it's like a proper engineering room, which is I buy everything exactly what I need

to get whatever I need done, right? I need a desk. I need a computer. I need a share. You don't buy non-functional things. I didn't until I moved to Japan and then I realized how weird it is. So I was like, I feel like like Mark Zuckerberg.

You know? I was like, I need to add personality to this room. I need to buy stuff to it like fill this room up. I've always been that person where even when I was back at home where I'm like, if I see an empty piece on my wall, I'm just like, I can fill that off something. Oh, no, no, no. Whether that's a poster or a calendar or anything that I can afford.

I didn't decorate my wall. walls until Jojo. Really? If you go look at my first videos for Jojo, it's like my walls are like, it's like a scientific experiment room, it's like depressing. And Jody would change that. I guess it's because like, I guess

before moving to Japan, I've never, I, the reason I never decorated anywhere was because I'd always think about the moment where I would have to move out of that place. And that, the thoughts of having to like pack things up and just take everything down, that seemed like such.

a, that seemed like such a hassle that I was just like, I'm going to remove the hassle from myself, even though that's like years away from when I need to move out. And then I just never ended up decorating my room. And then I remember like the only reason I started decorating it was because I was on camera more. So it would look weird if there was nothing in the background. Yeah, I guess if you're not on camera,

then there's no need, right? Yeah, that makes sense. But I guess, I'm wondering what it would be like when you actually have your own personal home, that you're gonna, I guess you're permanent residence. that you're gonna, you know you're gonna stay in for like, I guess, years and years, right? I'm putting that big fucking hole in the wall

because I finally can. Yeah, right. Cause I can't in my car in place. You know, I wonder what the feeling is of being like a true homeowner. Yeah. Or I'm just like, I just wanna get to that point where I'm like, you know what?

I don't need this wall. Entire wall, take it down. That's just like, I look at that and I'm just like, that is the end game. That's the end game. Where I can do that where I'm like, wait, I don't need permission to take down this wall. I just do it?

Like, right now. I like in university you fucking needed permission to fucking put posters up and like the type of blue tacky you use, you know, like go from that to like breaking down a wall was just like so alien to me. You know what? I want another room. Give me another room, that's what I want.

Give me another room. Let's just make, let's just make these two rooms or two, one massive room. Like that just sounds so cool to me. I want a bunker. That's the end game for me. I want a church of made out of bones. Bones. In my backyard.

Luckily for me, there's just one. Ready for purchase. Does the price get dropped for that? That's a lot of deaths on that one. I feel like at that point, it's just like an aesthetic choice. So you kill one person in a house? Suddenly, no, oh, no.

You kill 50 people. Oh, now it's an attraction. Now it's cool. All right, I see how it is. So what I'm hearing is that you shouldn't stop at one. You should go to the full. Fully commit. It's profitable to be a serial killer.

Well, it is. Here's the idea, right? You're done, right? You want to make money and you want to be comfortable. First of all, step one, become a serial killer. Step two, profit. Because you go to prison, right? Right.

Never have to pay for a thing ever again. No taxes, nothing, right? And then now, Netflix, bringing you up. What about a true crime document? Oh, six figures per episode. He's just living like biscuit all of them. You'd be the king. I don't have to pay rent.

What do you want from the prison store? Oh, you want four packs of ramen? I'll get it for you. Clean my bunk. Also, you'd just be in prison. Yeah. That's the slight downside to that, right? Slight downside.

It's just like a bunker, isn't it? But you'll be rich. In Ramadan. Do you ever want to take on a DIY project? Oh yeah, I love to. I love to. It's one of those things that I definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely when I work less in future.

And I get my own place. Is that I'm gonna have a lot of fun time. Yeah, yeah. You're gonna have a lot of fun day. Like you get the mate over, you're like, yeah, it's like, do you think this is a good idea? And he's like, let's give it a go, come. So that's the one thing you wanna build or like,

shed for sure. Shed. Just number one. You wanna build a shed? I wanna build a shed. Yeah, I thought about building a shed at my current place. Yeah. Just because I have a lot of space, but like, yeah,

yeah, shit, I don't know. What is it about building a shed that it's like, yeah, I feel like it's like the tutorial level into like building shit. Or like a table. I think that's the tutorial level. That's the tutorial. Like a work table.

Yeah. Building a work table where you can do other DIYs atop. Building a shit is just like the easy version of building a bunker, you know. It's like it's not a tree house. You don't have to worry about gravity. It's not underground. It's just in your garden, right?

It's just sitting there. Yeah, I mean like right now it's annoying because like I'll have a problem. I'm like, man, if I could, if I just had a sword, and some wood, I could like make this thing in my apartment just work easily. Would you ever want a man cave?

I guess that's the shed, right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. What is it about? I don't know, but like, there's just something primal about, about just having your own like man cave, right? I don't know, I don't know why, but every guy I know, no ladies allowed.

It's just a shed with like a time crisis machine in it. It's like, boys, come over here. It's like, pull table, dartboard, time crisis machine. That's all I mean. There's to be time crisis, one or two, maybe three. Like, anything I've had to be the guy who assumes things about genders and stuff like that,

but like, dude, do girls want a girl cave? Like, I'm genuinely curious because every- God, the house is the girl. Yeah, yeah. That's why we build a man cave because the girl doesn't let you build the man cave in the house. Man, we can't comprehend more than one room. Yeah, that's true.

We're like, we don't need more than one room. Yeah, true. We're like, I want to be able to play Osu on 4K Dolby Amos in this shed and have a beer machine. That's what I want. I don't care about how it looks, it's my thing. Whereas I think generally, you know, I'm not assuming, normal I think women like taking care

of the whole space. Yeah, we're messy. Exactly. I don't know if I'm correct. Am I just said something misogyn. Also, also again, like in my opinion, like just because I'm this, men just in general just don't have a sense of interior design,

like a lot of ladies do. But then you meet some guys who do. Me some guys who are just like wizards and you're like how- Generally. Generally speaking. I think the general consensus is that a lot of guys are just like, put up poster here

and then put up something that doesn't completely match over here. Whereas a lot of ladies like, no, balance, theme-y. That was probably one of the thing I hated most about moving was having to figure out where everything goes. Right. I didn't like that. Because every time you try to do it yourself, you're just like, no, it doesn't look at it.

I just did my office and then I was like, I don't know what to do for the rest. Yeah, I just did my office as well. I just did my office. And even my office was like fucking difficult as shit to figure out. Right. I had like,

I thought I had like the perfect setup and then I put everything in place and then it just looked shit. It looks shit. It looks shit. And I had to like do real life sims. Well, yeah,

I was like placing things in different spaces. But unfortunately I didn't have, I couldn't just click on a button. I had to like physically move this fucking heavy ass ass, like heavy ass desk like around my room until I found a place that I felt comfortable with.

And I wish I could just like see in my mind's eye where it would look the best, but like my imagination just sucks when it comes to the TV. I wish I had that like overview camera, you know, of the room where I could just see the entire thing. I'm like, yes, I know exactly what this is gonna look like. Also like, I just hate making decisions. I don't like, I don't know, I don't know if that's the thing,

but like the thing. Decision fating. This is why you would fail in the zombie apocalypse. Probably. Probably. Which weapon? I just want someone to make all my decisions for me. You know, like. Oh my God.

Go-go, gag. God. Change my diapers to me. I just want to exist comfortably. If, like, I want someone to make the decisions for me. I think, uh, there's a good place for that. I think it's called jail. Honestly, you're bashing, you're bashing prison.

It kind of sounds like it. Yeah, they make all the decisions for you there. They tell you when you eat, they tell you when you can go and exercise. I don't know God, they kind of say that you might like it. But it's, but it's not a sound. I think you would do the best in prison out of three of us. Why? Cause you be in the fucking.

How'd you do well in prison? You'd be sitting in the fucking corner having a great time watching like kitchen nightmares in your head for the third time. Yeah. Me and Joey'd be like going crazy. Absolutely. That's probably true actually.

Yeah. Gahn would be totally chill in prison. Yeah. You'd be friends with everyone because no one can hate you. Yeah. You have no decision fatigue either because everything's being selected for you.

Yeah. Did I worry about interior design? Literally the most stress-free lifestyle. Consider? Consider. Consider. It's the knowledge that if I wanted to, I could leave.

If I wanted to, I could make a decision and I have my own friend. Right, right. Yeah. Maybe like a make-belief prison. So Garn wants prison, but when, but it can leave when he wants. Yeah.

So like, like a rehab? Like a hospital? Like a mental asylum? I don't know. You know, he'd be a well enough to leave. No, he'd be the easiest, like, grandparent to take care of, you know. Like, just leave, like, just leave.

Yeah, an old folks, I'm right. Yeah, just leave me there. Future child, please do not take a split out of context. Please take care of me. This is just, this is just young me, talking shit with the boys. Please don't leave me in a, please do not leave me in an old bus. I just imagine you go to your, to visit your grandparents in this old person's home,

and then just like next to your seven-year-old granddad is 30 year old Garg playing so much hair. Like, I love it here. It's amazing. They take care of me. Have you ever thought about it? No. Have you ever thought about?

No, never thought. Okay, so you have kids, right? I'm sure every parent goes through this phase. You have kids. You want them to take care of you when you're older because I don't know like many people who want to be in a retirement home, right? You want to be closer to kids as possible.

Right. How'd you trick them into doing that? How'd you convince your kids to do that? Well, this is where, This is where the past 40 years were matter, Garland. Yeah, right, right. Is your kids right? Right, right.

Did you raise a piece of shit? I think it's all about how you raised them. How are you raised? How are you raised? I wasn't. I was left offender myself, God. On a desert. Because, because, like, the wolves were my parents.

Because for me, right? For you guys, for you guys, you got family, right? You got, you got brothers and sisters. You can, you can, you can spread the load, right? For me, I'm like, an only child. So, like, my parents, My parents are like all or nothing for me. They're like praying,

like praying that I don't just wake up one day. And I'm just like, mom, dad, I guess you're going in the retirement home today. God, they're probably sweating watching this right now. Shit, he's considering. Depends, you know, because what if they, it's like different, right? If you're like 40, 50, you probably have a lot more time and resources to be able to help.

If you're 20, 25, 30, you know, you're barely being able to take care of. Also think about like, you know, if you live near your parents, right? Like you could be, you know, you could be on the other side of the planet. And it's like, if they can't take care of themselves, then who's going to? Yeah. Or time at home. Unfortunately, we are three guys who are living, like, very, very far away from our parents. Exactly.

Like, yeah, I think like we had like the exceptions. That's why my sister lives near my parents, so all the way goes to her. That's what I'm saying. Do your parents need help already? Having sealed things is a cheat code, having it's a, that's all I'm saying, man. Like, like, sister, good luck. See you later. You were the first one to leave,

so you're like, so now my sister's like, well, fuck, I can't leave now. You're only raising another kid, or so annoying. We'd all have like 15 kids. All right, well, Kahn. Glad to know that your parents are

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